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im literally on low settings
switch to dx11, deleting the hsue5 folder reset your settings and dx12 is the default
im on DX11
set resolusion to the lowest
make sure to restart the game after switching to dx11
and click save before clicking progresion
i was already on dx11......
wait can you try verifying game files
maybe u have a file missing or something
are you using any mods
hell nah
yo guys enable ur reflexc
not sure if you've done this yet, but I mentioned earlier -
go to %localappdata%\HalfSwordUE5\ and move the Saved folder somewhere else so the HalfSwordUE5 folder should be empty. Then start the game up and test it.
or just delete it smh
whatever you want to do
you let this happen 4 times fam idk
yeah
and not only that i cant even enter the game
I know. It sucks. It's gone, but if you do what I'm telling you to do you can move forward and create a new character. I said move Saved not delete because you said GameProgress.sav isn't 0kb so it's at least not entirely corrupted, you can still possibly put it into a save editor and see what your character's day was, weight, height, money, etc and apply that to your new save.
If you don't care about that, then just delete the folder. Make sure the game is closed while you're doing all of this
Turn off Steam Cloud for Half Sword. What we're doing here will be pointless if this is left on
that's fine, you can get most of it back. Just do what I'm telling you
how to get other weapons in freemode
ok do what
its off
I've laid it out several times now
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i did this shit it didnt work
Alright what's it doing?
again same shit
i CANT enter progression mode i crash every fucking time
i see the cutscene click to skip and i crash
Do you have any screenshots taken with the in-game camera you want saved?
did you use the steam verify game files feature or did you see the file count
Go to C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common and delete the entire Half Sword folder. Then verify integrity.
i used steam verify files
aw
doing that rn
will the devs bring back skull crushing and disembowelment from the demo which was only the abyss?
i kinda enjoyed those systems
You need to insure weapons in progression to get them in free mode!
yeppers
they are first working on hotfixes for the game to be in ship shape then to slowly pour in the promised content as to not fuck it all up again
check out this hals fword edit i made
ahh
its fire right?
Fire Af
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ok after this what do i do?
get me in a knockdown loop for 3 minutes straight and you get what you fucking deserve 
i was owning these bozos with a stick from the barrel holding thingi
thx for the idea i heard a crunch with every swing
this dude still wont submit bro
FUCKING SUBMIT BRO WTF
The only good thing about this vid was the intro of gamecube
i made a new save whatever but what should i do to not let that happen again
is it working now?
hell no my save is gone ffs
...
let me try exiting to menu
and to enter via progression
hopefully it works with no crash this time
np
FINALLY
I DIDNT CRASH
yo andrew thank you for that suggestion it stopped the crash
and im on DX12 too
still mad abt my save but its whatever
yes, what about the save. When you make a character, does it save? When you change settings, do they save?
thank you so much
yes it saved
i didnt see the cutscene
alright, in the future keep a shortcut to ``%localappdata%\HalfSwordUE5` and every so often manually back up the Saved folder somewhere safe
do i keep steam cloud off
cuz like soon ima need to reinstall windows on a new ssd
cuz this one died and yea
I personally do since if you have to ever restore one of your manual backups it's just gonna cause problems
ik that steam cloud saves ur progress
just copy the saved folder to a flash drive or something
or if you have to reinstall windows and don't have any where else to put the folder, turn steam cloud on and let it sync then reinstall
then get the save back from steam cloud after and turn it off
Anyone know how to use a crossbow?
ok
Nevermind, figured it out
Hold right click to aim but you have to line it up and hope like line up the arrow with the guy
then hope it kills him and doesnt bounce off
You gotta eat
exit inv menu and check it again, should be back
swallow the knives at the cellar map
87kg is your shadow weight. Only appears after a fight
beautiful. You're using the beak side right? Otherwise it's more like a lucerne
yeah, I dont stab much with it
How to wipe the progress in progression mode?
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armet isn't always the best choice
Thanks
the baron sword really isn't that bad. Takes some practice but once you get it down it's smooth
wtf its huge
i feel like there are just picks that are way better
well yeah any pollaxe/polearm is gonna outperform a sword. Which is why I like using swords since the skill ceiling is much higher
even bots can't help but gravitate towards polearms late-game. It's fun getting good with swords and besting them
I feel like the people I see hating on the baron sword don't give it too much of a chance. It can certainly be unwieldy if you aren't careful
New crossbow question, how do I take a loaded quiver into freeplay?
do people actually die when you choke them
i choked someone for like a minute and hes still concious and living
I think you need to insure it to be there in free mode! Like the rest of the weapons/armor.
They don't die.
thats strange i hope they implement it someday
huh, I couldn't find it on my characte rmodel after leaving forest
Did you go to your inventory (chest) and it's not there?
I’m halfing my sword rn
Four-spiked gaming
I don’t think they have added that feature yet, even tho it was in the trailer
Me just wanting to use the axe side of the two-handed sickle
it wasn't that, the trailer showed the rondel dagger which is in the game. It's always held in reverse grip
Ohhhhhhhh gotcha
poor willie thinks he gets to pick up his weapon
Just a suggestion from players
The physics make me want to die, one moment th emovement is fine then the next time I load up the game I'm a newborn dear that can't walk on an incline
I'm legit tripping on flat ground in teh void
This looks incredible
T'is but a scratch"
May the force be with you
it's a plugin i bought for 40 dollars
why is it that when i try to swing up and down my character always offsets it to the sides
"wakanda forever"
I think all people who made mods in half sword used black magic
Agreed, we should burn mod makers at the stake
🤔
Sorry I meant burn your steaks
Blinded us with science.
Like how literally how its just black magic
witches and wizards
This is Buckler in Half Sword
cmon willie. come here....i wont pull this....trust me...
How big should I craft a poll axe
dont alter size if you want a fast one
but if you want one to one shot people almost. but go slow. make it as long as possible. inlarge the head and make the head as weighted as possible

Is anyone else having problems with the graphics bugging out after a crash
my 105KG willie can wield sword easily, but it's like he has no practice with it
everytime i swing it for the second time in a row, the blade's head is the wrong way during the swing
maybe im just not used to the new sword physics
make the head lighter
even after 80 hours
its the baron sword
maybe im swinging too fast despite it being "light" for my strong willie
oh well, idk good luck
is chat dead?
i no time have
its the morning
Deadest it’s been in 5 minutes
ohh mb time zones ig
I'm so fucking scared
help?
Shieeeet
do local save
I’d probably say cloud save if you were playing at 8:56
I always choose the latest one
Whichever one is closer time to your last play time, that way it doesn’t lose save progress imo
true
ya
cloud save
do you mean war staff?
War stick easy
ya
same thing
i think the war staff is still up there. but if your skilled enough
Barons beak has more peak damage but the warstick you can just press to a mf’s full armor body and kill em somehow
you could make the barons beak deadly
the barons beak is great if you wanna oneshotr
Anyone else get a black screen loading up after the patch?
I can hear the music but nun happenin
its the shaders loading
I don’t think it’s unfair to say the warstick is legendary for first blood, but barons beak is legendary for knockdown fights
the flail is just the peasants warstick lowk
its so fucking good🤤
one tap to the head and hes gone
yea the flails lowkey a cheat code in peasant tiers
Halfswords unofficial theme?
@wheat leaf I had chains on my doublet.
Arming doublet
you can remove it
why bro smiling
he knows hes going to land a random papercut on your leg so you die
I see why now
ehhh i was kinda right
I figured, it’s a lil convoluted at first but once you know it makes perfect sense
yea i mean. if you got hit that hard with steel or whatever that fast you'd fall to
Same rank btw
its a cheat code in all tiers
seconds before being put on the ground
and all the polearms hit like 2% of their damage potential unless ur in the half sword stance
its so nasty especially when you get that perfect angle and fully pierce the chestplate or helmet
its like gambling on deflecting off and getting punished for it or absolutely murdering whoevers on the recieving end
it seems like its definitely the most like 'high risk high reward' in the sense of having the smallest point of impact, harder to aim but can still punch through armor
Love the unfair armor I can loot early on
defeinitely makes it tricky to use as a pick rather than just a fancy club
just dont take it from mercenaries
Satan is that you?
what pants work with the leg armors
tights
oh my god
what is that and when can I get it
33% of his head's tissue has been ripped away
Hosen is the name for the clothing
not these kinda pants
does it have socks?
I have hosen
yeah
okay then it is the shirt issue
wait i forgot what we're talkin about
got one that works
show the pants and shit bruv
it has to NOT have socks
lol
yea those work
you needa take off those knee things
if you want to use femur covers and thigh covers
you also need an unchained arming doublet
adress the elephant in the room
completed the game fully so I just modified my save and started over
thats tuff
i feel like this whole fight was drawn out due to bad stance switches/grips lol
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I still don't know tbh. Take em off???
yesss yes take the chains off with the armor smith dude and you can put any arm armor on after that
Ppl were saying it in a way I didn't understand
Thank u
my evil eunuch watching me cough after taking a sip from my goblet
Now
Are chain mail or vambrace and spaulders more effective against peasants
Or lower tier like commoner and such
At a point too much armor is a thing and slows u down for no reason, especially for the peasants and such since they have crappy weapons outside of ax maybe if they have that
1000 willie stare
well. if your being mindful for how heavy each piece is and trying to avoid slipping on slums or being easier to knock over, but seeing as lower tier enemies typically have axes and those tend to cut through chainmail surprisingly well, id recommend vambraces and gauntlets, or harnesses. or pauldrons and gauntlets, kinda mix n match if you dont wanna go full arm armor
is grappling kind of annoying for you guys?
wind spell
Got a debate
Is it cheating to use modded weapons in progression mode if it doesn't give you any kind of advantage
(Hes smiling because of how much he loves and respects you)
personally i prefer to run full vambraces, spaulders, and gauntlets but leave torso just on chainmail cause i can usually protect the guts well, i think chainmail is a minimum for lower tiers
I have gauntlets. Is that stopping me from putting on anything
yes
no no gauntlets dont stop anything i dont think
Ok lemme turn this ish on
One of my arming doublets is heavier and longer.
Sweet just making sure
And red
but wearing a harness is basically vambrace and pauldron combined, but lighter and less protective overall.
Pff
like an outer shell to your arm rather than pieces that fully wrap around the arm
if that makes sense lol
Tbh I haven't had trouble with my current build. Ive posted a pic before just cus I thought it looked goofy as fuss but it seems effective?
how do i report a bug
Similar to this?
looks good to me
why does my willy seem to fall over so easily
Show me some build pics.
Cuz he's a btch
ill show my current armor
What map
like, i try to halfsword an opponent and he just headbutts my ass 😭
What map
Stage? Tf we calling them
Venue
Tell us more.
ive even had opponents just enter halfsword when wielding a mace/hammer and body slam me
not hit or anything, they just straight up run into me
72kg, im playing freeplay with just a sword
Asking someone’s weight is rude 😔
yeah its probabbly armor then 😭
goated as hell
since im fighting knights but-ass naked
No, I use it to shame them
these have been my most recent go-to armor sets depending on what im doing
i think in gauntlet im currently running just full baron set for convenience tho
Have u worked your character out. He sounds light
The bottom right one is peak
thank you! i was kinda going for a gladiator type look lol
its freeplay
uhh
weight doesnt change
gladiators didn't wear tabards i think
Your character from progress isn't in Freeplay?
well they were also butt naked and coated in olive oil so yknow i cant be too too accurate
Source?
I thought your character from progress goes to foreplay. Plus what u insure
so now i have a chud willie
Oh sad as fuss
Yes
He must regain his strength
Let’s see the source? 
willie needs to eat
Your willy has gone soft
i need my willie to become hard
Progress.
Hire a Merc w crazy gear
Let him die. Take the gear.
Early way to be badass. Yet evil
seems like what they would do, the olympics were all done naked and oiled too. i think the gladiators wore lil skirts or loinclothes though, id friggin HATE to be the dude that catches a trident to the balls
I would hate running
all sandy n shit out there, not nice at all
I just wanted to see the source pictures but fine I’ll do it myself
i dunno if i can post allat xD
Hey chat, I messed with a bunch of code to make my Willie HUGE (not that willie) and now my games running at like 9 frames per second. What should I do? 😢😢😢
well i can post this albiet a bit off topic, and your right for calling me out by source cause gladiators didnt typically fight naked, they always had the loincloth or belt at minimum
did you save your progress.sav or wtvr its called before doing that?
Well no. I actually did the opposite and fully delete gameprogress.sav and turned off steam cloud but it still runs slow.
lmfao
freeplay is stuck at 72kg
My willie is bigger than yours HA
oh word, i was gonna say you could revert back to said progress file but ig not idk what you could do aside from toning down the willie size
or lowering graphics to compensate if you can?
I could but im already at medium
mines at 77kg interestingly, but i recall it being 87-ish from having a edited save file for freeplay tho
the issue is that my progression mode willie is 93kg 😭
what do i do to increase it for freeplay
try it on low for shits n giggles but if that doesnt make it playable youll prob have to tone back some size stuff
i dont really think you can atm, i dont think its all intentional by devs just gotta hope they patch it out soon or like i did; get someone to edit your gameprogress.sav file
idk how to do any of that github coding shabang so i just had a homie edit it quickly
my one complaint abt the full release is that you have to fuck with the files to reset your gauntlet progress
whats better?
6
12
My one complaint is that the heaviest swords you can make swing like they’re weightless when you’re max strength.
add the dragon slayer
what is this
Jesus this fight was close
Windows hates you or files are corrupt
bruh
why is my willie gay
so how do i fix it
No clue
tratch is playing people playground
john farmsword on his way to becoming the best peasant
yo
do yall know why in the demo when u slap someone and they fall onto the ground the game crashes
it says "Fatal Error"
Bye bye
i feel like i havent see ya in ages, hows it been?
not too bad, came back last month been chillin ever since
Thatsz good
I am not here Very often nunless im posting some clips in #1433564192799064094
whats the halfsword continental-
hs7 thread renamed
currently inactive
since EA physics are a bit bonkers
thats why im also just not as active as before!!
waiting for some patches
yeahhh thats 100% valid
ive been trying hard to make it work but its quite different for sure
Half the time I regret pulling out the sword
i kinda fw the devs changing alt to a parry stance for 1h swords tho
they are definitely not nearly as viable, but imo its because of how crazy bucklers or pavices can be in early tiers
no more enemies carrying arming sword and dagger
you what...
Most of the time I'm the one who gets dommed instead
bro was so overreacting
how when I fight mine they will do impossible moves like twisting arms backwards then glitching their hand thru their shields
yeah i love that one, watching my enemy hold his axe through a shield so i cant hit him xD
I know this axe guy took a sword thru the throat then swung his axe into my head thu his arm
i kinda like how this guy did a lil axe spin to unbind and counter me
didnt work but it was cool at least
did his nose break or does this just happen so the nose doesn't clip with the bigger helmets
I found a dupe glitch with in five seconds of the game for weapons
I mean for all things that are in your inventory
I love it when I get love tapped once then fall over
"1 soul seeks revenge" and it's the baron...
shield damage needs a SERIOUS rework
I got 1b pfennings
bumping into a metal shield mildly shouldn't instanlty take you out
very annoying berause npcs can very easily kill you if they just decide to bumrush you with a metal shield
what color is your carriage
facts
even more awesome that the buckler enemies tend to just hold it out in your face the entire fight
which ig is a real technique but its annoying ingame
them holding it against your face is realistic but the way it's modeled is completely absurd and breaks the game
one tap
a single extremely mild tap can take you out and i'm not even joking
blund damage and endurance in general needs a rework in all honest
like i'm fine with blunt damage being strong
guess whos back
but the way it's modeled is far too strong
its blunt damage in general is all super overkill atm, its been tested and proven to be wicked insane
I just destroyed my enemies legs then tripped over him then he stood up and smashed my head in
i too have looked into shields a lot and tried testing them specifically for how absurd it is
yeah lol a single small blunt hit can basically insta kill you due to internal bleeding or whatever they added
learn parrying, practice without a helmet
blunt damage WAS weak in demo 0.5 and it SHOULD have been significantly buffed but this is far too absurd lol
im supprised bows aren't in halfsword yet
how do you parry against a metal shield coming into your face with a sword
you don't, you dodge backwards
just do it
i think they just need to increase the minimum swing speed/momentum/intertia for a hit to register, right now pret much any weapon can just deal dozens of small tap blunt impacts
parrying implies you actively counter though, should've just said dodging
also it's not always an opportunity
like i just had this fight, i swear 2/3 of the impacts i took was purely from random blunt hits
if you're too close and they suddenly rush you there's an EXTREMELY small window to dodge
ain't no one escaping the helicopter
YO you got it down good
yeah lol the weird thing about blunt damage is that it seems to essentially be "constantly" applied if that makes sense
it does make sense i get whatchu mean, like i said it just takes little to no momentum or build-up for it to register as a hit
like if an enemy holds up a blunt weapon against you it seems like every time the weapon separates and then touches you again essentially counts as a full on hit despite how little momentum or range there was
yeah
I hate the forest map its too laggy for me every other map I dont lag
this isnt the pointed buckler btw
thats realistic
trust me
thats how I died in my past life
i was about to give a 2 sentence serious reply until that last part 
vintage finn germey is back
ya some one love tapped me with a sheild and I died
ohh what a throw over the top rope
oh btw try lowering foliage and landscape to 'low' in the graphics settings
everything is on low I tried that
oof
you know it
and its the one map
did i just TACKLE HIM
naw ts smooth as butter on toast
i never knew u could do that
ive only ever been able to do it via the glitch where you put both hands at the base of the polearm rather than 1 handing
but not nearly that smooth
f3
on the second half I show the kbm inputs and mouse movement
gotta be a fairly heavy pollaxe right?
prime example of what i'm talking about
2.30KG Double Blunt
oh yeah def heavier than my typical polearm, i gotta try ts
you can see that the first hit did a lot of damage but didn't knock me out instantly, afterwards less than a second later there's a small hit that ends up knocking me out
chat how r the blood optimizationsssss
ofc this is the ONE time i cannot get my character to use the pole one handed, happens during every fight but not now lmao
cool guys don't look at falling barrels
ohhhh i didnt realize the mouse2 part
does anyone know if the full dark grey armor set is in the game
i cant find the spaulders
It is not
that totally gets the grip to seperate now i just needa lock-in the swinging motion
gay
HOLY
this is very meh so far, I need to find better clips for the beginning of this, I also need to change effects and such
anyone have ideas lol
Holf the beast! For whales are red!
also the lyrics hopefully will get polished off
You know what I want to see in the game: Broken bones. Like being able to see an open fracture or when I hit their teeth with a mace it should knock it back.
that looks fun
im unarmed btw
First time eh?
playing this game at vr must be amazing
bro that happened to me but instead it was my own weapon
I swear Willie be cheating some times
i checked the freebie items in the freeplay menu and the poleaxe weighs 0.02 kg
this thing is frickin weird
All fun and games until you die in the matrix
fr
lord tourney first round the guy didnt let me up
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/maj3U73O6qd8kSUjg?invite=cr-MSxXMmYsNDU4ODI2NzY5&v=10 what happended to me 😭
Watch im outta here by Tinpot1326 and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. #halfsword
what did i do when i got up? i gave him brain damage with my pollaxe
"i wish i had a way to keep my music in-time"
the humble metronome:
XDDD
lobsters when they sense danger b like
why isnt crossbow in the free mode
Insure the crossbow
ngl some bugs are funny
Then you can equip it
tru
do i need to insure the arrow thing too
no
i think all my polearms might be too light or wrong balance for that spinny move i cannot get it to work lol
how are you doing it
wrong probably
best move
send a clip 
omg
am i the only person that has these incompetent bodyguards
literally used my own body for bait and the dude doesnt even hit the baron
i swear if there was friendly fire
does a crossbow even spawn at lord
there isnt? so i was avoiding to hit my friends for no reason
it always spawns in forest
friend??
this guy is not a friend
this dude is a FOE
HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCOMPETENT
u need to train him frfr
u gotta pay up
ofc the one time i try to get a clip it works pretty flawlessly lmao
maybe he will change fr
"flawlessly"
let me try get a clip of me doing it
just 2 show
couple weeks old but not shoddy
ill take a clip rn of me doing it with a keyboard overlay as a sort of kinda maybe guide to help
maybe its the damage system thats the foe
because when i throw a headshot at a guy he tanks it
this is something different tho
i take one i fall to my death
hold on, give me 5 mins
for wtvr reason every attempt usually ends up making it rotate inward to my body, like gravitating to the other hand rather than wanting to swing freely
if you really want to learn how to do it I'll make a quick vid
and a love tap from the barons beak and i die
make a youtube vid for it im sure a lot more people would be down to learn this
maybe we do need a nerf on the barons beak
old move, i saw that on wwe last week
this is what space martial arts are gonna look like one day
idk how you do that kinda stuff i feel like it'd just wanna let go immediately when you grab em
you can do this with half sword trainer mod, tweak the super strength in the config.txt file, do some dashing and jumping, get whacky results
i got the baron down even though he put my dude to sleep
(that's what i'm using at least)
what the hell is a baron set
the baron's armour
yeah there's an EA build for enhancer that's been out for a few weeks. i'm using half sword trainer mod even though there's not really an official build for it
the punch cannot be this strong bro 💔
ive just got a better sense of how to do it, the setup is really the trickiest part like just getting into that position, what im noticing is that while you do need to tap RMB to break the grip, you also gotta hold it down for just the right amount of time so it doesnt lock it in halfsword grip thus pulling the haft back into place, needs to have the right hand drop back down to the base of the haft again before you can swing properly
ion even curr ♥️
Reshade probably
Getting average of like 45-50 on forest
at least right then i was
i just remembered how reshade works i gotta get that first before i can use filters/presets
ill look into it
how strong is willie
depends how strong you make him
starting off he's weak but the further you go in the game he gets stronger
im talkin like in general
when you see the image of willie
what is the general baseline of willie
idk he has the diet of a medieval commoner who eats bushes and leaves
Does anyone know how to fix the "Tripping" bug? Happens with whaever gear equipped. At some points I just cannot walk in any direction without tilting and falling
uhh what
get swole
sounds like a weight problem
It's super inconsistent though
Literally naked 😭
77KG
Video clips are too large for discord
who are these jobbers on every riot
zero armor sent against a 94kg monster in baron armor
🗣️
the jester probably promised a shit ton of pfennings for whoever volunteered to fight you.
with a hefty bet of course, they either die in battle or the jester kills them to pay off their debts, probably in a less quick fashion.
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/majFt2MLRFA7Tw3ai?invite=cr-MSxKUmssNDc4MTg1MTk3&v=0
has anyone else noticed the new one handed sword combat
Watch one handed swords are my new favourite weapon by Cat_Of_Wisdom_And_Ponder and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. #halfsword
hey i did that too just without the.. flying
you can do some cool flicks and tricks with small swords now
closest thing we can get to sabre fighting in the year of half sword
the way they fighting this could be accurate
im on the ground and theyre literally on me like a pack of hyenas
chat is enhancer out for ea?
yes
NO WAY
this might be the smartest willie ive seen
is it on nexus ?
the guy was most likely planning to get up when i wasnt looking
he had a grip on his sickle and i didnt notice
VERY realistic
when i slightly bump my head but i live in the half sword universe so i just instantly die
NOO
real asf, bucklers are my worst enemy when im trying to duel with a small sword
went to save edit and i wonder if i can resurrect my earlier characters
the amount of times a single graze has knocked me down to the ground
you got punched in the nose with a metal buckler buddy
"Punched"
wher'es the punch bro
how tf are yall dying from this and im surviving straight fucking nukes
what the fuck
you at max damage?
😹
what the HELL was that
yo whats wrong
hell is just waht they call abyss in the files
bro where can i download it?
bros camera started shaking like an earthquake
either nexus or #modders-guild-hall
i love israel its my home country
tel aviv impressed
thank you
how should we know
i mean if it gets knocked out of your hands it generally has momentum
yup
they really increased physical momentum for objects (both gore and weapons) in the EA
yeah lol
gah
yea weapons are practically weightless when you throw them
now i gotta kickbox with this jobber from the riot
might be a low blow but i gotta do what i gotta do
they should make riot wave based man
i put my game on high graphics and it nearly crashed my pc
these lag spikes are fucking diabolical
just crawl under the fence
the left hook cant be that bad
yk on that map it took me a while to realise that stream was piss
I got everything on epic except for shadows, it lowers your fps by like 20% for having slightly farther object shadows its so useless
um
owie
im no physician but that don't look right
that feeling when you have like a 4kg poleaxe and you are swinging it around like an ape, and then connect right with someones head (causing their helmet to break off and so much blood that your game gets a fatal error)
imma dual wield sword
tried to run at him but i slipped
coulda had a mean finisher but the game said no
it would be cool if we had to fight our dead character to get their gear as a sort of bossfight
i learnt how to do this technique by watching a video right
how come knocking someone to the ground and halfswording while crouching above them forces them to give up
its not about halfswording while crouching above them
if you hold a weapon to their neck they give up when on the ground (for obvious reasons)
noo.. friend..
ahhh i never realised that
im not going crazy right alley seems to run worse than slums now
halfswording just makes it slightly easier
what a tragic stroy
god damn it
alley riot
no
alley riot is hell
it seems to be something with the effects on the map its really unoptimized
ive been using a really small poleaxe to do it rn and its working gloriously
indeed, they always did
alley used to be my go to because it ran decent
slums was ass but now its fine
come on duuddeee
ish
it was always fine for me
alley riot is HELL and PAIn and SUFFERING
parry dagger actually worked a wee bit
how does my poleaxe FLY LIKE THAT
WHAT IS THIS
real
HOW IS HE DOING THAT
he does his stretches
gamemode you unlock at soldier btw
and you can beat it just by punching
im gonna sound like a real floppy rn but what comes after knight
lord
(baron)
is lord where it ends
first error after 35 hours
by fighrting the baron over and over
jeez ive done well
halfsword special
deep
great
thanks half sword
is this the appetizer
hahahaha
lol epic embed fail
NOOO EMBED PERMS
ahahahaha
jester

bro i swear
how do these guys take a headshot and get up
wait hold on a second
okay, what about dual casted mace
i think i have image perms
yall thought stuff was sweet
u do
we will see the first gif
from >>-| whatever the fuck
This willie after being hit with a 7kg poleaxe went like: You know what would go in really hard now? Another crack in my skull!
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
stuff straight out of an action movie
the poleaxe was kinda slow so ig
wasnt the blood fixed
old
real
oh right
old old video
denmark
windows
smash
you would peak a lot indeed
willie is the next smash bros character
@mighty nexus
tried making a viking-esque sword but its lowk floppy as a mf
Bro is swinging it like a Rapier
swings like a club
having made it abnormally heavy does pay off though, ver stable in a parry
is 93kg big as I can get without modifying the game files?
yerr
well thats cause you ar haker
like this lulz
#1474023089284190333 message nuh uh, there is a way
Heeeey how does one use alt. grips?
well look at you mr smarty can think critically pants
cat
MEOW
alt with 1 handed weapons ins for stabbing or parrying(parrying is the high guard position)
and for all other weapons its pret much just stab stance
but i find its easier to just stab with double lmb
That’s what he said
this might sound dumb but who is willie's voice actor
MEOOOOOOW
MEOOOOOOW!
Your mom
HOR HOR HOR
ivan
OMG IS YOU ZE BLU BEAR!?
though
i like dis cat
kepon did the screams
fred fiber 😨
Hear me, thou sayest thy matre is not the spokesperson of that Wille, thou wench!
how do i skip immediately to lord tourney cause i dont wanna grind through all these battles

thats the neat part, you dont
must be a way through save editing
Are you yanking my pizzle?
when u finish a tourney, spam click the complete tourney button
fredi gas bear 😭
nah i wanna skip to the tourney not get all the baron items, i know about that trick
This actually work?
i get laggy beyond single combat
10700kf
2070S
16GB ddr4-2800
gen3 nvme
yes
Fellow, thou dost tease mine antic, brother.
oh uh
idk
Neat
hire henchmen
I'm quite hungry!
they stronf
idk what halfsword needs most of
gpu?
sanity
it eats it like crazy
it runs pretty decent on low
The game runs great on high and i play on a laptop
for single combat
Gotta make it heavier
specs?
Viking swords were all 4 kg each
Brother noah
try switching from dx11 to dx12 or vice versa also use dlss, when u pick the dlss option dont press save cause its bugged it disables dlss
im using demo
half swored has framegen?
Just insure it and use in free mode
oh yeah in the demo the game dies on more than one willie, though its been fixed in ea
framegen and dlss yes, only early access though
yeah demo doesnt have that i dont think
not in demo
what does lord tier give? feels identical to knight
gold armor
rip
each time you beat the baron u get 1 piece of his armor
Yeahhhh it’s kinda mid right now I’ve prob spent north of 70-100k pfennings just on forge and insurance
no i mean aside from baron
constantly bankrupt myself because of my smithing addiction
uhhh probably nothing
more riots or something idk
Not like there’s anything else to put money into really
my armor is the best already
abyss armor merchant mercenaries
I blew 10k reshuffling the traders stuff trying to see if there was some rare obscure items
I mean after you done beat it all, just gotta make and try new weapons
best vambraces afaik
yeag
I got those ones pret early but I think your right
damn looks fire
i'm made from steel
I own almost every piece of armor in the game except for the mercenary tabards
oh i might have had those
assuming there isnt another pair
that has the same color
oo
some don't have those lines
some have different shape of the elbow guard
crazy amout of variations
yah i noticed the lines they peak
nah bro wtf
williehub
also i sudenly lost my armor and my weapond
