willy's album cover
#halfsword-chat-⚔
hasty narwhal
sharp orchid
willy's album cover
u da real album cover
hasty narwhal
u da real album cover
oh... uhm... th-thank you
rigid cairn
don't skimp on neck armor
sharp orchid
don't skimp on neck armor
I made a whole ass psa on wearing bevors
its in the pinned messages somewhere
soft osprey
I refuse to make a bees knees joke
sharp orchid
is this good?
first of all i dont know why youre playing as a child soldier
stuck prairie
first of all i dont know why youre playing as a child soldier
im a 100 kg child soldier
i can throw full grown men
sharp orchid
im a 100 kg child soldier
you that kid from charlie and the chocolate factory who falls in the chocolate river
stuck prairie
yes
hasty narwhal
hasty narwhal
rate the clip
it's literally black for me
hasty narwhal
tranquil lantern
well I tried to spawn a zombo 😭
sharp orchid
well I tried to spawn a zombo 😭
yeah its broken asf rn
tight isle
oh my god im going to have a heart attack the perfect weapon throw and it phases right through the fgucklin willie
tranquil lantern
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267693496354213950/1470605055370727688/k...
they gave us the gun mod for so little time
jade wadi
Anyone knows why this bug happens on photomode when on free camera (F)?
tranquil lantern
and we already ending it
tight isle
dude im so mad
stuck prairie
like the extra arm armor
hasty narwhal
dude im so mad
why didn't that crash your game
rigid cairn
i love axes
tight isle
like the extra arm armor
if u are wearing a jack it is incompatiable with certain armors
wear an arming doublet
tight isle
also i believe having chains on your doublet affects it too
tranquil lantern
me and my band of geeks (team 1 is your team)
stuck prairie
whats a jack
tight isle
i cant tell if this is a bit
stuck prairie
im un educated
hasty narwhal
i gotta go
sharp orchid
me and my band of geeks (team 1 is your team)
he has a very familiar walk but i cant figure out from where
tranquil lantern
holy spamming n and winning is fun
tranquil lantern
he has a very familiar walk but i cant figure out from where
I cant either I just thought it looked iconic 😭
small glen
Send me your most bizarre half sword screenshot
tight isle
im un educated
this clothing
sharp orchid
I cant either I just thought it looked iconic 😭
OH WAIT
winged grotto
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m9bzerGXNughHP3NM?invite=cr-MSx2alIsNDY4...
1 2 knocked em
sharp orchid
you know that old meme way back when of those 3 or 4 dudes walking
stuck prairie
this clothing
i took off all my clotheing and they are still locked
sharp orchid
https://tenor.com/view/venom-treasure-island-dr-livesey-livesey-megaboss-gif-264...
yes that
tight isle
i took off all my clotheing and they are still locked
if i had cold ass steel touching my bare skin i wouldnt wear it too
rigid cairn
hhrhghhrhghdjioaidj
tranquil lantern
tight isle
why is he getting backshots
rigid cairn
whyy enhancer mod CRASHING MY GAME 😢😢
tranquil lantern
ten frames will be acceptable
sharp orchid
bro I had an idea for a zombie apocalypse mod for half sword where you and mercenaries you hire have to fight only zombies
tight isle
why didn't that crash your game
why would it?
sharp orchid
and if they bite your mercinaries they too become zombies
tranquil lantern
bro I had an idea for a zombie apocalypse mod for half sword where you and merce...
Imma do a buhurt and spawn a bunch of team 2 zombos
sharp orchid
Imma do a buhurt and spawn a bunch of team 2 zombos
this is tuff
tranquil lantern
or a riot and do team 1 so its like a village fighting them
north gazelle
sharp orchid
or a riot and do team 1 so its like a village fighting them
yes
tranquil lantern
A lot of fatal errors 😭
small glen
Ai D:<
stuck prairie
some shirts allow none
some shirts alow one or some
aparently
and none of the shirts in the shop allow any
rigid cairn
woops accidentally flung his head away
found it
small glen
french people 🥀
Unison laugh
small glen
ten frames will be acceptable
rigid cairn
okay so how does this dinky little axe do allat
tranquil lantern
jade wadi
I guess, I'd surrender too
tranquil lantern
tournies are easy with this one trick
lusty marten
tournies are easy with this one trick
wth is that
tranquil lantern
you can control the zombies
rigid cairn
peasant duels are so raw
tranquil lantern
the grail
fallen glacier
yea
rigid cairn
honestly what the fuck can't half sword players do
vocal obsidian
Slop
rigid cairn
honestly what the fuck can't half sword players do
what are they feeding these guys
hasty narwhal
water wasted, cope
wow
vocal obsidian
water wasted, cope
I don't care about the water. AI content is just unwatchable, looks straight ass.
fallen glacier
Send me your most bizarre half sword screenshot
hasty narwhal
vocal obsidian
water wasted, cope
Tells me about the lack of your skill.
lusty marten
oh god
hasty narwhal
Tells me about the lack of your skill.
lack of humanity*
small glen
Tells me about the lack of your skill.
you pinged me twice, get a job!
restive cave
vocal obsidian
lack of humanity*
No, I meant what I said. If you need AI to make something for you. You're a loser. I didn't care for the water, just that you can proudly post generated content online.
restive cave
hasty narwhal
No, I meant what I said. If you need AI to make something for you. You're a lose...
i was elaborating off what i said
sharp orchid
Send me your most bizarre half sword screenshot
keen hazel
What the fuck is this dude
small glen
this chat would cease if they found out this existed #1306038290968739870
hasty narwhal
vocal obsidian
you pinged me twice, get a job!
Yeah yeah, enjoy your OpenAI subscription, asswipe.
tacit prawn
EWW!!!!
hasty narwhal
js wait for the bubble to pop bro
tacit prawn
KILL IT!!
small glen
Yeah yeah, enjoy your OpenAI subscription, asswipe.
Who said I use ai to make shit for me? Dude i literally pay artist, my pfp is made by an artist
hasty narwhal
Yeah yeah, enjoy your OpenAI subscription, asswipe.
held together by masking tape and tax dollars btw
rigid cairn
Send me your most bizarre half sword screenshot
i dont really take pictures of bizzare things
hasty narwhal
Who said I use ai to make shit for me? Dude i literally pay artist, my pfp is ma...
you did not pay bug shaka
rigid cairn
i dont really take pictures of bizzare things
i got this
small glen
you did not pay bug shaka
:p
vocal obsidian
Who said I use ai to make shit for me? Dude i literally pay artist, my pfp is ma...
Literally that video you sent here.
paper hollow
tournies are easy with this one trick
CHAGE
sharp orchid
Send me your most bizarre half sword screenshot
more bizzare pics ive taken from demo
hasty narwhal
more bizzare pics ive taken from demo
sons of the forest ass
small glen
Literally that video you sent here.
if you are so butt hurt about AI half sword stuff, you should get your priorities right
jade wadi
vocal obsidian
if you are so butt hurt about AI half sword stuff, you should get your prioritie...
How so.
hasty narwhal
Literally that video you sent here.
i think he uses ai to make shit for him
keen hazel
more bizzare pics ive taken from demo
diavolo ass
vocal obsidian
i think he uses ai to make shit for him
Maybe.
sharp orchid
he has his willie out
hasty narwhal
because there is deadass a whole thread dedicated to half sword ai
i js like hating bro
vocal obsidian
because there is deadass a whole thread dedicated to half sword ai
Then post it there, I don't wanna see that crap because it looks like straight ass.
solid prawn
is 93kg actually the max strength? i keep seeing screenshots of people at like 96 or 100kgs
hasty narwhal
don't blame the hater blame the hate
proud dew
whats the point of being able to create a new character if it just gives u all the same stuff u had and the same rank too like huh
hasty narwhal
Then post it there, I don't wanna see that crap because it looks like straight a...
tell him, mistah white
small glen
Then post it there, I don't wanna see that crap because it looks like straight a...
cope, cry, maybe don't care too much
vocal obsidian
cope, cry, maybe don't care too much
You're an absolute loser you know that right?
small glen
You're an absolute loser you know that right?
how so?
vocal obsidian
how so?
You use AI proudly.
Who would be proud about something that wastes so much but still looks bad.
small glen
You use AI proudly.
How do i use proudly? because I use it to make a curse video? 💀
gritty salmon
vocal obsidian
How do i use proudly? because I use it to make a curse video? 💀
And you thought people would laugh at that?
feral moon
why do my strikes feel more accurate without lock on
gritty salmon
the guy i argued with about knights being able to be knocked out is actually just a ai guy
😭
hasty narwhal
SLIME HIM OUT MISTAH WHITE
small glen
And you thought people would laugh at that?
and who said I did it because i thought it was funny?
rigid cairn
yall which angle is better
vocal obsidian
and who said I did it because i thought it was funny?
Then why bother?
gritty salmon
and who said I did it because i thought it was funny?
hasty narwhal
and who said I did it because i thought it was funny?
Why did you do it
lusty marten
yall which angle is better
1
small glen
Why did you do it
because i wanted to?
feral moon
yall which angle is better
2nd, i like both helmets more in frame
vocal obsidian
because i wanted to?
I knew you'd respond that way.
gritty salmon
because i wanted to?
hasty narwhal
because i wanted to?
Well I’m from the Great Lakes, and I say NO MORE AI 🗣️ 🔥 🔥
vocal obsidian
That's how I know he really just thought it'd be funny and he'd get praise for it.
gritty salmon
hes gonna make more now so he can claim its ragebait
misty gazelle
Love landing a thrown mace.
restive cave
who likes tortis
small glen
I knew you'd respond that way.
not going to argue with someone who has a r34 game on their profile
hasty narwhal
What abt half potatoes
tight isle
Love landing a thrown mace.
ouch
gritty salmon
Love landing a thrown mace.
HALFSWORD? in MY #halfsword-chat-⚔? Despicable
vocal obsidian
not going to argue with someone who has a r34 game on their profile
You already did though.
gritty salmon
here we argue about AI
restive cave
You already did though.
heisenberg that game is freaking ai
like that whole entire game
i literally played it
lusty marten
what an interesting chat room lmao
vocal obsidian
heisenberg that game is freaking ai
Yeah, I never played it.
small glen
heisenberg that game is freaking ai
Complains about ai
tight isle
okay but the irony of having the ai porn game is hilarious
hasty narwhal
what an interesting chat room lmao
We talk abt diverse topics
small glen
has a ai game in his profile
gritty salmon
💀
small glen
is hilarious
hasty narwhal
Complains about ai
Idc just don’t make more, now that we all know better
tight isle
i think sam altman should burn in hell with epstien
vocal obsidian
has a ai game in his profile
Yeah? I never played it or watched content of it, never even searched it on Steam. I just saw someone have it in their profile and copied him.
tight isle
Idc just don’t make more, now that we all know better
hey man you're making our cause look pathetic chill out
hasty narwhal
i think sam altman should burn in hell with epstien
Sam Altman said that the world would literally end but it was okay for his profits in the near future 😭
eager leaf
with muscle building, how long does it take to see a noticable difference?
hasty narwhal
hey man you're making our cause look pathetic chill out
Fym bruh I js wasn’t trying to place blame
vocal obsidian
I mean, people can just press on my pfp and they see it.
restive cave
the only good character in that game is the blue one btw
small glen
Yeah? I never played it or watched content of it, never even searched it on Stea...
kind of invalidates everything you are striving for if you just have ai on your profile, like deadass
restive cave
all the other ones sucked
vocal obsidian
So you basically did batshit.
tight isle
the only good character in that game is the blue one btw
there is no good character at all they all suck
hasty narwhal
How abt nobody use ai
restive cave
there is no good character at all they all suck
no no
small glen
thats like saying I hate AI and having "Ai artist" in your bio 😭
vocal obsidian
kind of invalidates everything you are striving for if you just have ai on your ...
How so? I don't support the game in any way?
hasty narwhal
And we all donate to local conservation groups
gritty salmon
thats like saying I hate AI and having "Ai artist" in your bio 😭
wait
HOW DID YOU KNOW
vocal obsidian
"We can't read"
small glen
How so? I don't support the game in any way?
having it on your bio is giving the game attention, and people will buy it
gritty salmon
small glen
HOW DID YOU KNOW
there was a kid here who had that unironically awhile ago
vocal obsidian
If you scrolled up you'd see that i clearly said I never touched it.
gritty salmon
there was a kid here who had that unironically awhile ago
formal chasm
the biggest upside of AI is that its putting these self important artists in their place
hasty narwhal
https://tenor.com/view/caitvitwt-zaunvi-stantwt-two-people-you-like-fighting-gif-9941917658589461428
formal chasm
buddy thought he had a talent? boohoo
dusky kiln
heya
hasty narwhal
Just don’t use ai we get it
restive cave
i did but i removed it after because it was mid as hell
hasty narwhal
we only like human made faps here sir
Based
stuck prairie
how will i know when a doublet is an arming doublet dose it actually say it in the name orr?
gritty salmon
Please stop fighting
vocal obsidian
having it on your bio is giving the game attention, and people will buy it
Who the hell will buy a game with that in the name and from a discord profile.
tight isle
how will i know when a doublet is an arming doublet dose it actually say it in t...
mf READ
gritty salmon
GO ARGUE GO ARGUE
small glen
Who the hell will buy a game with that in the name and from a discord profile.
you like never know, now leave me alone. And find better material 😭
gritty salmon
you like never know, now leave me alone. And find better material 😭
TRUTH NUKE
although
i still doubt that
you posted ai content
hasty narwhal
also level 2
supple grotto
anyways anyone got a fix for the progress deletion? tried turing steam cloud saves off
supple grotto
didnt work
vocal obsidian
I don't care if a larp doesn't like me.
tight isle
all you had to say is that it says it in the game
u have 9 hours in the game bro how have u not found one by now
supple grotto
turned it back on and still didnt work
gritty salmon
anyways anyone got a fix for the progress deletion? tried turing steam cloud sav...
verify steam files or get your save file and copy and paste it and see if its corruption
idk
beyond that
soft osprey
Damn that took a minute to read, yall yap
gritty salmon
reinstall the game
soft osprey
Stop arguing about AI
gritty salmon
Damn that took a minute to read, yall yap
MODERATORR
dont stop the arguing
NO
NO
soft osprey
And don’t talk about porn
supple grotto
verified the files too
quiet scaffold
freaky
violet solar
привет всем
hasty narwhal
And don’t talk about porn
Unless it’s Willy?
gritty salmon
scenic yoke
Unless it’s Willy?
#moregorelessporn
small glen
and then know its an ai game
I pay artist, I don't have AI make shit for me. I payed a total of almost 300 dollars in art comms.
gritty salmon
https://tenor.com/view/agamatsu-deepwoken-gif-26200194
i didnt even get to use this
soft osprey
Move on from AI please
gritty salmon
I pay artist, I don't have AI make shit for me. I payed a total of almost 300 do...
You JUST made an ai video but ok lets listen to moderator NOW from this point on.
small glen
Move on from AI please
hi moai
vocal obsidian
I pay artist, I don't have AI make shit for me. I payed a total of almost 300 do...
Then what was that video about.
sleek gull
I NEED ENTERTAINMENT
gritty salmon
but the moderator makes me angry
restive cave
And don’t talk about porn
yeah and the game is mid
gritty salmon
THE MODERATOR..
gritty salmon
yeah and the game is mid
glup
How do you know
moderator
moderator get rid of him
vocal obsidian
yeah and the game is mid
Did you buy it?
gritty salmon
moderaatoorrr
tight isle
why they add the footjob pants in the game
soft osprey
moderaatoorrr
Scout relax yourself
wheat leaf
phucks goin on in here
restive cave
Did you buy it?
its in my library right now.
wheat leaf
why does it smell like updog
left dune
rigid cairn
vibrating sword of instant incapacitation
vocal obsidian
its in my library right now.
That's concerning.
supple grotto
anyone else steal the willies pants whenever you win?
hasty narwhal
why does it smell like updog
hasty narwhal
when the server mutes you for talking about a topic that others are talking abou...
Lmao
wheat leaf
when the server mutes you for talking about a topic that others are talking abou...
wait till you get warned for talking about something an admin was discussing with you
soft osprey
when the server mutes you for talking about a topic that others are talking abou...
Automod
soft osprey
wait till you get warned for talking about something an admin was discussing wit...
Ur getting warned for this
gritty salmon
vibrating sword of instant incapacitation
wait they added the effects from the trailer
wheat leaf
NOOOOOOOOOOO
formal chasm
please guys, less discussions and more gore please
rigid cairn
wait they added the effects from the trailer
wuh
gritty salmon
talking about PEOPLE killing themselves please mute them
regal mesa
I think the new update is making my gpu get hardware crashes? It worked fine a few days ago but now i get a livekernelevent 141 after 15 minutes
Its not happening with other games
Im on amd btw
mossy ingot
this warstaff
the bo staff? yeah it's great but sometimes it feels like i do a light tap, when im swingin as hard as i can
small glen
when the server mutes you for talking about a topic that others are talking abou...
10 years in the slammer for saying brainrot words
merry dragon
bald ass merc
wheat leaf
Ur getting warned for this
real talk though if you could look at my criminal record how close or far am i from ban? not that i intend to push that boundary but just curious if im on ice or air
gritty salmon
ok is the moderator gone
formal chasm
10 years in the slammer for saying brainrot words
this game is 90% gore bro
let that sink in
restive cave
the mod muted me for saying moderatoor
yup
wheat leaf
every time you say moderaatoorrr it pings all of them
hollow smelt
I KEEP CRASHING ON SPLITSCREEN
vocal obsidian
ts is why i got muted
wheat leaf
yup
gritty salmon
why did they add this
restive cave
@fallen glacier is there a way to fix the basement colesium lighting where its extremely dark
gritty salmon
why did they do this to themselves
wheat leaf
bro stop
formal chasm
why is the automod so unreasonably sensitive in a game thats about gore broo
gritty salmon
mod reader
wheat leaf
your cooked
gritty salmon
i need a reader of mods here rn
wheat leaf
well thats cause they like me
soft osprey
ts is why i got muted
I muted you for literally 30 seconds because you were being annoying spamming
gritty salmon
i was discussing the topic
wheat leaf
😭
gritty salmon
I muted you for literally 30 seconds because you were being annoying spamming
THATS SPAMMING?????????????
formal chasm
I muted you for literally 30 seconds because you were being annoying spamming
like playing with ants
ornate stream
discord drama
soft osprey
Annoying
vocal obsidian
THATS SPAMMING?????????????
Yeah, you wrote "moderator" like a hundred times.
gritty salmon
Yeah, you wrote "moderator" like a hundred times.
wheat leaf
moai is a kid with a magnifying glass and we are the ants
gritty salmon
this is considered spamming now
soft osprey
That’s right
gritty salmon
im so cooked
soft osprey
Peasants
wheat leaf
our fate is indeterminable and unpromised
restive cave
formal chasm
discord mods are the reason the guillotine was invented
small glen
Grey breaks my knees daily
wheat leaf
ermmm actually it was french people
vocal obsidian
discord mods are the reason the guillotine was invented
gritty salmon
discord mods are the reason the guillotine was invented
Glup
gritty salmon
vocal obsidian
Watch out or the moderator will do that.
brazen flicker
did they remove the ability to pop peoples head with blunt stuff
wheat leaf
"stinkerpinker is typing" is crazy to see
gritty salmon
supple grotto
FUCK I reinstalled my game and it deleted my character
gritty salmon
FUCK I reinstalled my game and it deleted my character
but you didnt have a character right
it kept resetting
😭
tight isle
im going for a half armored look
is the crop top 🔥 or 
supple grotto
but you didnt have a character right
yeah
gritty salmon
im going for a half armored look
is the crop top 🔥 or <:stop:586326085772509195...
he looks freaky
supple grotto
it didnt fix resseting
wheat leaf
anyone feel like the lockon is pretty weak? dude could just circle out of my view instantly lmao
wheat leaf
im going for a half armored look
is the crop top 🔥 or <:stop:586326085772509195...
mint btw, very good fit
tight isle
anyone feel like the lockon is pretty weak? dude could just circle out of my vie...
the lockon is a little weird tbh yeah
mossy ingot
anyone feel like the lockon is pretty weak? dude could just circle out of my vie...
you know you can change it in the settings?
soft osprey
anyone feel like the lockon is pretty weak? dude could just circle out of my vie...
I swear you were trying to spin in circles, that doesn’t happen to me 😭 but then, I don’t use swords
gritty salmon
you know you can change it in the settings?
supple grotto
please devs add a manual save button
wheat leaf
I swear you were trying to spin in circles, that doesn’t happen to me 😭 but th...
i wasnt trying to rotate at all, he was spinning around me dragging my view around until it broke away each time
soft osprey
please devs add a manual save button
$10 per month subscription
wheat leaf
you know you can change it in the settings?
im aware, its maxxed out
supple grotto
ill take it
gritty salmon
im aware, its maxxed out
which direction
formal chasm
anyone feel like the lockon is pretty weak? dude could just circle out of my vie...
get flanked
mossy ingot
im aware, its maxxed out
oh.. wierd.
weary merlin
is gore 3.0 still coming too early access in the future
soft osprey
TO THE RIGHT
Flanked
wheat leaf
yeah ig i did just get flanked lmao
mossy ingot
btw in the most recent update i heard you could turn down the blood effects. where do i do that?
small glen
Flanked
Moai, you stanker. I am going to force an artist to draw your pfp as a furry, and nothing will stop me!
vocal obsidian
is gore 3.0 still coming too early access in the future
Maybe, if they manage to fix the game.
gritty salmon
30 SECOND MUTEEEEE TIMEEEEE
wheat leaf
it might have to do with mouse movement too, like if i swung hard to the right while he went left it didnt let my head/body rotate with him
tight isle
30 SECOND MUTEEEEE TIMEEEEE
bro is malding over one mute
weary merlin
Maybe, if they manage to fix the game.
great😭
gritty salmon
but when i do it its a mute
soft osprey
I knew you were gonna pounce
gritty salmon
rigged..
soft osprey
Yeah
gritty salmon
I knew you were gonna pounce
wheat leaf
Good job me
oh-AHAHAHAHA yes very funny my lord 
soft osprey
I am the rules
soft osprey
Thats a joke
gritty salmon
oh-AHAHAHAHA yes very funny my lord <:prayge:1003553771005157476>
NOT funny.
soft osprey
Dont Reddit me again
mossy ingot
btw in the most recent update i heard you could turn down the blood effects. whe...
help plz
vocal obsidian
gritty salmon
Dont Reddit me again
soft osprey
btw in the most recent update i heard you could turn down the blood effects. whe...
Gore settings
In game settings
wheat leaf
I am the rules
i could end your bloodline by uploading this message to the reddit pal
soft osprey
Press gore
mossy ingot
ty lol
soft osprey
I want to believe these people understand but idk
gritty salmon
I want to believe these people understand but idk
i think hes satire
supple grotto
i would make them infinitly worse if i was a mod
formal chasm
i dont think mods should be allowed to talk
rigid cairn
do yall know if goodmalware is gonna release the early access ost on spotify or anywhere officially
formal chasm
it should be like a penance armor
wheat leaf
i dont like this new gore system, wheres a dev i can ping
formal chasm
@regal mesa
warm void
Are they gonna add customisation for all the other weapons?
wheat leaf
Are they gonna add customisation for all the other weapons?
no they hate you
warm void
no they hate you
Wharrado
vocal obsidian
For fun.
formal chasm
read the book of apocalypse
vocal obsidian
read the book of apocalypse
What's that?
wheat leaf
idk if im bugging out or if they changed the physics but my max length polearm just feels way smoother now
vocal obsidian
formal chasm
What's that?
OG willie stuf
wheat leaf
like they lowered the speed dampener on polearm swings
restive cave
not mine
soft osprey
Oh I love myself. I have to or you guys would tear me down
wheat leaf
Oh I love myself. I have to or you guys would tear me down
dw i'd build you back up, buttercup
only unc's know that reference
soft osprey
Whole? Are you calling me fat?
formal chasm
where are my obese discord mod gifs
soft osprey
1 week timeout
formal chasm
they have all disappeared
restive cave
i actually almost did
forest kiln
we are fully suited
enjoy falling down every 5 seconds
restive cave
wheat leaf
1 week timeout
Do you know which staff member called me fat that one time
stuck prairie
enjoy falling down every 5 seconds
i use a 3kg weapon and do just fine
wanna see a clip
tranquil lantern
vocal obsidian
Do you know which staff member called me fat that one time
Are you?
wheat leaf
Pret sure They got warned for it but idk who it was
forest kiln
no itll just reinforce that my character is broken somehow
soft osprey
Do you know which staff member called me fat that one time
You know it wouldnt be appropriate for me to say 
tight isle
enjoy falling down every 5 seconds
that might just be a skill issue
proud hound
the slums map pisses me off sometimes
stuck prairie
no itll just reinforce that my character is broken somehow
wheat leaf
You know it wouldnt be appropriate for me to say <:BlushingMoai:1386466156801691...
I respect the professionality
formal chasm
I been known to be a tad overweight
ozempic fiend
vocal obsidian
I been known to be a tad overweight
Weight is power, overweight is overpower.
torpid nymph
anyone has an issue with switching hands, and then trying to do an overhead strike? Character cannot reach high after switching hands, the effect doesn't disappear even when dropping the weapons and reequipping them
forest kiln
that swing where you pushed him away, id have fallen backward. dunno why
soft osprey
anyone has an issue with switching hands, and then trying to do an overhead stri...
Yes sometimes. Like it’s stuck almost sideways
torpid nymph
yes
wheat leaf
Weight is power, overweight is overpower.
I was writing a modmail message about genuine improvement ideas after being banned for a month and before I finished someone renamed me fat
I went a tad Karen
formal chasm
I was writing a modmail message about genuine improvement ideas after being bann...
are you fat tho
rigid cairn
my framessss
wheat leaf
Wouldn’t you like to know
torpid nymph
Yes sometimes. Like it’s stuck almost sideways
exactly!
I imagine there's all sorts of collisions issues...
vocal obsidian
Wouldn’t you like to know
wheat leaf
It was jugs.
formal chasm
i heard they used to milk him
astral chasm
enjoy falling down every 5 seconds
I suspect this is a skill issue
vocal obsidian
It was jugs.
Do you have jugs?
wheat leaf
i heard they used to milk him
alright bro-
forest kiln
I suspect this is a skill issue
well id love to know what the issue is so i can fix it
supple grotto
i love rocking willie in the jaw
astral chasm
footwork babey
vocal obsidian
i love rocking willie in the jaw
Yo?
wheat leaf
ive rapidly become underweight after starting amphetamines(adhd meds)
restive cave
i love rocking willie in the jaw
me too
formal chasm
ive rapidly become underweight after starting amphetamines(adhd meds)
modern science
formal chasm
ehhh maybe not underweight idk, is 170 fat?
good lord, you even speak like a fatty
wheat leaf
4'8
vital dagger
why they add the footjob pants in the game
you fu
formal chasm
i'm 3'10
wheat leaf
i'm 4'10
you look up at the sign that says "you have to be this tall to ride this ride" at festivals
vocal obsidian
you look up at the sign that says "you have to be this tall to ride this ride" a...
What about the weight limit?
wheat leaf
they bolt them suckers down pretty good
i cant go on the spinny ones though the intertia gets too much
stuck prairie
you look up at the sign that says "you have to be this tall to ride this ride" a...
this is my veteran
torpid nymph
I've been curious, does the weight of your armour influence your movement?
stuck prairie
I've been curious, does the weight of your armour influence your movement?
yep
torpid nymph
hmm
stuck prairie
even worse in the abyss
sand kestrel
wheat leaf
dude i summoned an whole army of these lil critters in demo
wheat leaf
torpid nymph
soooooooo
always choosing the heaviest armour is not the best play?
That seems heretical
stuck prairie
soooooooo
always choosing the heaviest armour is *not* the best play?
That seems...
well
wheat leaf
my height is -2
wait thats actually you?? nah i thought you were playing with the ai spawner
stuck prairie
it depends
on your weight
like
you get increasingly stronger
throughought the game
torpid nymph
maxed
stuck prairie
wait thats actually you?? nah i thought you were playing with the ai spawner
no bro
thats actually me
restive cave
my height is -2
what about me
wheat leaf
thats actually me
yer a legend for playing like that
tight isle
abyss is trivial when you have a flail
torpid nymph
hmm
I had better times with a sharp blade in the abyss, blunt doesn't seem as effective against the dead
restive cave
WE
edgy quiver
does anyone else just have terrible weapon handling or is it just me
white sundial
love that
restive cave
white sundial
nah it happens
stuck prairie
yer a legend for playing like that
white sundial
when a weapons to heavy
restive cave
does anyone else just have terrible weapon handling or is it just me
you have to turn up muscle
edgy quiver
cuz i swing once and the weapon freaks out and spins
white sundial
midget puttin bta
stuck prairie
yep
wheat leaf
the amount of shields on you i could totally see the bounce your talking about
white sundial
add me to da call ima scream out slurs
edgy quiver
you have to turn up muscle
i'm lord lvl rn, how tf did i not do that till now
torpid nymph
curious again, what is the minimum maximum weight a character can have?
At character creation, I chose the smallest size, but now, maxed apparently, I'm at 81kg
restive cave
cant 😼
rigid cairn
why did he do that
restive cave
i aint telling
wheat leaf
curious again, what is the *minimum* maximum weight a character can have?
At cha...
im at 81kg too but i havent progressed too too far into this character so that might be it
on minimum height i mean
stuck prairie
@sudden lava hold on a sec im haveing problems with sound
formal chasm
guys someone post a selfie of willie
torpid nymph
on minimum height i mean
the game seems to imply it's the maximum for that height...
wheat leaf
the game seems to imply it's the maximum for that height...
i think after a good while you can increase another 1-3 kg
like the examples ive seen were ppl on 300+ day runs
tired raptor
anyone elses pollaxe get caught on literally nothing in the air or start moving at like 1/4 speed for no reason?
wheat leaf
anyone elses pollaxe get caught on literally nothing in the air or start moving ...
too heavy
how many kg you make it
dense token
Operator
wheat leaf
i recommend like 1.8-2.4 kg that makes em much more maneuverable without losing damage too much
humble bloom
guys someone post a selfie of willie
formal chasm
thats not willie, that's albert
hasty narwhal
thats not willie, that's albert
tired raptor
i recommend like 1.8-2.4 kg that makes em much more maneuverable without losing ...
using the barons beak and its still doing it, this doesnt feel like weight its literally just my wrists refusing to bend and the weapon being stuck in the matrix
restive cave
we cant hear you
worn drum
LowLevelFatalError [File:C:\Halfsword\Engine\Source\Runtime\RenderCore\Private\RenderResource.cpp] [Line: 248]
A FRenderResource was deleted without being released first!
Crash in runnable thread Foreground Worker #0
hollow smelt
I KEEP CRASHING IN SPLITSCREEN
worn drum
i am having this problem can someone help
winter kiln
How is the new update? What did got change, couldn't play yet
restive cave
alright give me 2 hours and i'll hop on. 😼
wheat leaf
using the barons beak and its still doing it, this doesnt feel like weight its l...
they added a speed dampener that isnt fully dialed in yet, i can make a polearm of any length as long as i keep it around 2kg it has no trouble, also make sure your putting the balance point as low on the haft as you can, aka as far from the head as you can
near garnet
wheat leaf
this ended up being a super good pollaxe i still use currently, max length but essentially zero swing drag. doesnt have to be max length but same forging theory applies @tired raptor
restive cave
rigid cairn
i got gently tapped with a scythe and my leg got cut off and my leg hurts
dense token
WHAT IS THIS ABOUT WHITE MONSTERS
wheat leaf
regal mesa
Slightly better than ds2
rigid cairn
paranormal candelabra
wheat leaf
paranormal candelabra
good song choice for abyss
vital dagger
new one is goated too
vital dagger
willie my goat
regal mesa
Devs pls add covetous demon to half sword
restive cave
looks like poop i think it needs to be greener
regal mesa
Can i pls get your banner image plsplspls i love it
restive cave
so why is that not white monster.
fringe heath
can't walk like a normal living creature, can't swing a weapon without falling over, limbs explode randomly, 2 souls want revenge, 4 souls want revenge, 6 souls want revenge, 10 souls want revenge, 20 souls want revenge, 0 souls want revenge, 8 souls want revenge, 5 souls want revenge, 7 souls want revenge.
for fucks sake jesus christ just let me play the game without fighting my own character
is this a litany of comical bugs or is this what I can expect going forward?
rigid cairn
why does the f-stop option in photo mode not work in abyss 😡
vital dagger
wheat leaf
yall fw guitar?
vital dagger
fuck yeah
rigid cairn
i love the adze
wheat leaf
spyder III line 6 only right amp
wind charm
The composition is goated asf, leads the eye in a nice way. My only gripe is how the shade value on the left and right side in the background muddies the 2 hero characters
vital dagger
Roland Cube 1.5x and a Ibanez, might not be the best but Its my dad's old hardware and it works 😂
also
here
theres the banner
yep
wheat leaf
Very clean and rich
vital dagger
I just want a clean pure white guitar
wheat leaf
I like the line 6 cause it pret much has built in pedals, gets all kinds of effects
vital dagger
as long as its sexy, plays sexy, and is pure white body to headstock, im happy
neon mauve
guys if i keep dying a lot and my weapon doesnt break armor what should i get then? im using a poleaxe
vital dagger
guys if i keep dying a lot and my weapon doesnt break armor what should i get th...
blunt force, try and hit his head atp
wheat leaf
I had a all white yamaha bass when I was younger, I miss it
restive barn
yes i did
vital dagger
we should prob move to general or off topic tho lol
wheat leaf
If yall move to gen I’ll send a pic of my guitar
rigid cairn
i was originally gonna get mad at the disintegration effect but this looks freaky as hell and i fuck with it
wheat leaf
One sec i gotchu
gentle wigeon
you are a disgusting liar I now beat the baron that many times and he still not completely deafeated (I still got armor to obtain)
neon mauve
blunt force, try and hit his head atp
so like a mace?
vital dagger
so like a mace?
maybe, but he could mop u if u aint heavily armoured
restive cave
@sudden lava use this one.
rigid cairn
i was originally gonna get mad at the disintegration effect but this looks freak...
if only my bare ass leg wasnt in the frame this would be one of my best shots
dire moon
I like the line 6 cause it pret much has built in pedals, gets all kinds of effe...
I got a Spyder 3
neon mauve
guys the more shiny the armour is the better quality it has?
neon mauve
maybe, but he could mop u if u aint heavily armoured
thanks
vital dagger
yes
robust thorn
is baron the last rank
restive cave
yes
neon mauve
btw why do my legs randomly kind of bug and go to the side and make me fall down?
or is it intentional?
robust thorn
so after i beat lord tourney 4 times no more rank lol
rigid cairn
im running out of ideas for photos
restive barn
it's good
wraith dew
so after i beat lord tourney 4 times no more rank lol
not 4
wraith dew
9 more times
baron is not even a rank
you just get hjis armor
and once you get all his armor its just lord rank
robust thorn
and once you get all his armor its just lord rank
if i keep killing him eough i get his whole armor?
\
wraith dew
if i keep killing him eough i get his whole armor?
\
yes
and once you got all of it and beat him again
it just says baron set unlocked
recolors whatever shirt and pants you have to red
robust thorn
dam alr thanks
rigid cairn
im running out of ideas for photos
the patent-pending "spam c whenever shit happens" tactic never fails though
merry dragon
ghoul willie giving me straight teeth
torpid nymph
i recommend like 1.8-2.4 kg that makes em much more maneuverable without losing ...
On my "tallest at the start" character save, I made a pole axe with gold, highest sized piked bottom, two pikes + the longuest pike at the end, crossguard and metal reeinforcement for the pole choice
It's 4kg, and it swings lethally fast, left to right, up to down
and vice versa, no loss of movement, too much
gentle wigeon
the patent-pending "spam c whenever shit happens" tactic never fails though
is tyhis real time wtf
rigid cairn
torpid nymph
I'm Trihne
rigid cairn
is tyhis real time wtf
huh
merry dragon
son im trihne 😭
torpid nymph
no, I'm Trihne
rigid cairn
no no no get back here
torpid nymph
...
am I slug?
merry dragon
...
am I slug?
i can hear ur thoughts and u can hear mine
pls dont go too deep in my brain tho 🙏
vague plume
anyone knows where is book?
merry dragon
anyone knows where is book?
the library
vague plume
i hate you
merry dragon
oopsie poopsie
torpid nymph
wait what book?
vague plume
oopsie doopsie cadoopsie
merry dragon
spekaing of poopsie brb
torpid nymph
relatable
vague plume
wait what book?
the electricity book
forest kiln
its in the mud on slums i think, i cant pick it up
simple adder
Hows the new blood
gaunt saffron
gruesome mode is very funny
you swing a sword at someone ant they spontaneously dissassemble into many different pieces
small glen
I know where you moth around
vague plume
electricity book??
i think theres photos of it on this server
simple adder
Its real it gives you electro wizard powers
simple adder
Yea
merry dragon
i dont wan electro wizard i want witch
i want boobies
and no legs
amen
holy shit bro god bless
gaunt saffron
very interesting chat
merry dragon
no one told me 🐱 tasted like a charger
simple adder
All you buddy
tranquil lantern
woah we can say that?
middle schoolers learning new vocab 🥀
rigid cairn
vague plume
middle schoolers learning new vocab 🥀
fuck
merry dragon
fucking hate max verstappen
small glen
i am not furry yet!! i am waiting for the artist to contact me so I can make shark
merry dragon
banana leclerc
vague plume
whoopsie doopsie kadoopsie
merry dragon
i am not furry yet!! i am waiting for the artist to contact me so I can make sha...
thats not furry
thats shark skin
dumahh
small glen
thats shark skin
rigid cairn
like did you do this ingame and pressed photo mode key at the perfect timing
yeah thats what i be doing
merry dragon
my tummy was soooo big and gassy
small glen
lost bison
New Gore is W
rigid cairn
i love the look of the mid-disintegration corpses
restive barn
how it feels to GENUINELY get knocked over because you're too fucking floppy in armor in this shitty game
forest kiln
truuue
dire moon
Is the blacksmith exploit working? Gonna try when I get home.
magic schooner
How's the blood looking
lost bison
How's the blood looking
nice impact effects when u hit
gore feels smoother and hair isnt as fucked i think
gentle wigeon
how it feels to GENUINELY get knocked over because you're too fucking floppy in ...
yeah I literally see no reason not to add multiplayer in the future this is peak
modded/unmodded real people 1v1's is CINEMA
restive barn
i fuckinG HATE POLEARMS
I LOST
WITH MAGIC POWERS
I LOST TO A POLEARM
WITH MAGIC POWERS
I HAD MAGIC POWERS
dire moon
I HAD MAGIC POWERS
But u didn't have skill
I use to use the slow down time crap on the demo. It made me so slow to react. Now I play full speed and read so much better
warped apex
Huh? I actually hit something cool that I meant to do for once
maybe I still got it
restive barn
But u didn't have skill
FUH U MEAN
POLEARMS ARE JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT
ONE HIT AND YOU'RE KNOCKED OUT
hollow valley
this is true
not even on the head either just a light tap anywhere then willie explodes
the hit carries over into abyss willie blows up immediately when in abyss
blows up in the menu screen too
then it deletes your save
and uninstalls the game
warped apex
I am getting better again yay
restive barn
not even on the head either just a light tap anywhere then willie explodes
especially those long ass sword on a stick thingies
merry dragon
folk, im shedding tears!
magic schooner
I think the death physics got better didn't it
No longer the Willies do the same pose when they die
lost bison
I am getting better again yay
am I crazy or does stuff handle better in todays update
hollow valley
especially those long ass sword on a stick thingies
baron poleaxe 💀
normally his aim sucks but if he manages to hit you then its over pack it up
thick peak
you are a disgusting liar I now beat the baron that many times and he still not ...
lmao
i genuinely thought its around 6-7 fights
without even referring to meme
mental kelp
am I crazy or does stuff handle better in todays update
I think I was noticing it a little bit
didnt play for that long though but it seemed better
wheat leaf
On my "tallest at the start" character save, I made a pole axe with gold, highes...
what overall length?
magic schooner
didnt play for that long though but it seemed better
The weight behind weapons and movement seems smoother
Combined with the better physics and the blood update it just feels more rewarding
wheat leaf
i believe they might have reduced the weapon swing dampener, even my longest polearm has movements similar to demo
dire moon
POLEARMS ARE JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT
Block?
Half sword it and hold that sht above your head
vital dagger
I am getting better again yay
you prob have to relearn bcs of how different EA is huh
slow harness
then it deletes your save
this actually happened to me
waxen lance
yep, I've still got it
restive barn
Half sword it and hold that sht above your head
i do but GAUNTLETS DON'T FUCKING WORK
MY HANDS GET SLASHED ANYWAY
waxen lance
ok but my favorite part is ripping the helmets off enemies during retribution and then stuffing a dagger into their gullet
warped apex
you prob have to relearn bcs of how different EA is huh
yes
I had over 1000+ between playtest and demo
wheat leaf
MY HANDS GET SLASHED ANYWAY
i think in making the ai more consistent at hitting shots it now just aims for the nearest thing to them that they can hit, which naturally ends up being your hands
raven apex
How to join the playtest version?
restive barn
How to join the playtest version?
you can't
restive cave
how it feels to GENUINELY get knocked over because you're too fucking floppy in ...
when does this come out
🥺
nimble hatch
Would being shorter make it easier to stab people with swords?
waxen lance
I mean i respect the dudes dedication to continue fighting me after I already slapped his helmet off him but
literally caused himself to get absolutely fucking whalloped
barren moth
excuse me why cant i just
cut people in half
anymore
is it cuz of some setting? i got gore and blood turned all the way up on the gore config
i can only strip them till there's only bone
sharp orchid
killed this mf with centrifugal force
barren moth
bro i have some funny ass deaths
holy lag on that face cut
unreal fog
any way to save edited height and weight stats for progression mode? free mode saves, but i cant get it to work for progression mode between fights
sharp orchid
holy lag on that face cut
hit him with the sword of 2 fps
unreal fog
just resets everytime
barren moth
and this one
sent him to where he belongs
barren moth
any way to save edited height and weight stats for progression mode? free mode s...
no idea man
sharp orchid
any way to save edited height and weight stats for progression mode? free mode s...
half sword save editor
should permently modify it until ur character dies
unreal fog
should permently modify it until ur character dies
it does, but when i leave the match (back to the tavern) and go to the next fight it doesnt save
barren moth
why are axes doing concussion damage instead of chopping off a limb???? whuuuh??
this is my guy btw
93 kg weight
or
mass
idk
yet he cannot chop someone in half 💔
i hope the new update didnt mess up that
was like, my favorite part
unreal fog
why are axes doing concussion damage instead of chopping off a limb???? whuuuh??
its something to do with edge alignment and the fact that you need to be very careful with it and get a good slice
barren moth
just clean head chops n stuff
unreal fog
or youll just hit them with your side
waxen lance
ok honestly the fact the baron doesnt have pauldrons anymore kinda pmo
barren moth
ive managed to hit him
waxen lance
I personally preffer pauldrons to spaulders
warped apex
Wow another good first person clip
barren moth
oh my god
warped apex
I am relearning to push a weapon through a man
barren moth
such a sweet cut... to crash
warped apex
such a sweet cut... to crash
it is the way
you don't just play halfdoor and not crash
warped apex
barren moth
aw man
sadly we cannot explore anymore
THIS DUDE JUST TRIPPED AND DECIDED "no yeah thats too much roughness for me, im out"
wraith dew
THIS DUDE JUST TRIPPED AND DECIDED "no yeah thats too much roughness for me, im ...
"yk i got a wife and kid back home, fuck this"
sharp orchid
THIS DUDE JUST TRIPPED AND DECIDED "no yeah thats too much roughness for me, im ...
slums on knockdown sucks ass but its fun when this happens
barren moth
eepy night night with the knight
why is my character kinda slow rotating
like my camera is forced to go along with the character
paper falcon
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I CRACKED HIS HEAD OPEN
barren moth
thats the normal for half sword
also i just flinged a little thingy uhh
fence
with the whole body of a guy
what does the reflex option do on the settings? i cant remember correctly
quasi gale
Wait til u learn the spin kick
timid apex
Does dx 11 or 12 work better for nividia gpus (1650)
quasi gale
Try out both tbh cause really depends
timid apex
Alr thx
waxen lance
ok actually how do I significantly lose weight because my character went from 91kg to 76 and back to 91
wtfff
does weight even do anything?
magic schooner
Dumb question but whats your fav willy dying pose when they get sliced open
unreal fog
damn bro dont go to hell as a 4 meter tall giant bro you get thrown straight to super hell
magic schooner
Mine is when I counter a shield and then chop open their chest they just cartwheel forwarfs
restive barn
i buffed the fire blast a lil bit tell me what u think
barren moth
you should make them evaporate out of existance
barely 3 grains of dust of them
trust
barren moth
hmm
then what if you put him into the given up status and make him invisible
if
thats even possible
barren moth
hm
subtle totem
they gotta fix the weapon handling, a 3 kilo polearm shouldnt fly out my hands when i swing it and it shouldnt be too heavy to even lift above my head
barren moth
also pathfinding stuck
could easily do a "THIS IS SPARTA" moment
and i died cuz i slipped
dire moon
MY HANDS GET SLASHED ANYWAY
Don't block w the hands!! They are aiming for your head likely. Block and then turn the weapon don't just stay still step left move the weapon right to throw it off to the side a bit
wheat leaf
also pathfinding stuck
barren moth
https://tenor.com/view/patrick-menacingly-spongebob-standing-there-gif-19452999
this is so real 😭
also why are these npcs so resilient