halfsword-chat-⚔

[primal geyser]

bonk them on the head

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/eren-yeager-fight-attack-on-titan-shingeki-no-kyojin-gif-20280937

[primal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/stab-jon-snow-got-gif-8015275

[vernal yoke]

How do you gain muscle fast? It takes forever at 84kg already

[little kelp]

Alright Final Round!

[dark fern]

Can't get out of peasant tier... I've got a gambeson with chains and a flail (and also a long candlestick) and I keep saving up money, hiring dudes, going into the tourney, dying somewhere around the 4th round and repeat

Although in the demo I was permastuck at commoner anyway

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1433564192799064094/1471368961538002954/37C9141.MP4?ex=69974061&is=6995eee1&hm=38907067a97592fb5136c1e541bc51dd02b4102b93ee1fc7ebbae296ca8eca93&

[little kelp]

I won it was kinda easy

[dire zephyr]

superman

[vocal solstice]

I downloaded a save file from the guy but now the willie is too tall and I don't know how to lower it😢

[little kelp]

i used the flail and one hit the baron

hardest one by far was kinghts tounry

[dark fern]

I think I need to strategically let mercenaries die until I can get some bits of armor

At least a helmet

[primal geyser]

cracked his head like a coconut

[vocal solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[thorny cradle]

can anyone drop a picture of the lord rank? i am a wiki editor and need the new rank image

[forest kiln]

god i hate armored enemies

[primal geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/is-he-gonna-make-it-andrea-barnes-andi-sistas-will-he-pull-through-gif-12695277198540921209

[south tiger]

Wear armor and use heavy weapons

[limber cape]

how do i use the crossbow

[forest kiln]

well i was just stabbed through my armor by literally a piece of wood, that makes sens

[sharp orchid]

bro im alone on this map wtf

no enemies or nothing

[keen kite]

poleaxe with a blunt head might be the best weapon

fuck ton of blunt damage and barely kills anyone so abyss is easy

[scenic yoke]

pollaxe with the quad spikes max mass and max size is the best weapon hands down, make sure it has the weighted metal grip and the spiked metal pommel ideally put on the spikes as well

[vocal solstice]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m98CnvpQlZsoOHQHB?invite=cr-MSx5M24sNTQyMTA1NjU2&v=31

[scenic yoke]

dominates every tier

[vocal solstice]

im sorry for what I did

[keen kite]

I do either the square head or the round one with the spike in the middle

[sand kestrel]

Sheet metal lowkey op

[scenic yoke]

they are both very good the pollaxe is generally the best weapon in the game

[keen kite]

I wish most of the sallets didn't clip into my guys head so I could use them without getting killed by a glancing head strike

[kind crystal]

guys should i play l4d2

[scenic yoke]

it was in the demo i feel as well but i love longswords i just think they get dominated in power and effectivity at higher tier

[forest kiln]

how far up do you want the center of mass on the pollaxe

[keen kite]

they also don't do anything to armor

[scenic yoke]

i mean by commoner i felt longswords were running out of use

[primal geyser]

bro tried to hook my leg

[scenic yoke]

its gonna be very high up ideally, more mass means better, and it'll be evenly balanced if you do it that way

[pallid token]

just had the most intense fight with this gold headed piece of shit of my life

[scenic yoke]

for a specialty one lower the mass on everything but the head for a very powerful and unbalanced pollaxe

that's kind of a funny idea

[versed galleon]

Wouldn't it be great to have weapons like flails that use centrifugal force?
They might be tricky to handle, but I think they'd be super cool for a game with physics simulations.

[scenic yoke]

i assume the lower the center of mass the worse it is though, it'd just make the head less effective as a catch all mace

[vocal solstice]

I will never forget

[plush glen]

Current progress in the No Insurance run

[honest pendant]

do yall think my rtx 3070 can handle this game 😭

[plush glen]

im on a laptop, ur gonna be fine

[tight isle]

do you think he regrets calling me a hedgeborn

[real void]

bro got taken to rembrandt's anatomy lesson

[honest pendant]

is it better now?

[plush glen]

way better

i can actually run all the maps at around 45 fps

[honest pendant]

Okke

[forest kiln]

god my guy REFUSES to stay standing lmfao

[restive turtle]

how do you edit the save file to make your dude real big

[proud cliff]

big slice

[scenic yoke]

is he buff under there cuz hes 71kg

[vocal solstice]

I'm so very sorry

[dusky jackal]

🌳

[tight isle]

so true

tree react

[vague mulch]

hi half sworders

[dusky jackal]

hello

[vague mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135348779877404869/1251211084795215892/mozzy_stick.gif

[rigid cairn]

dunno wtf was with his shield

[vocal solstice]

Ultra HD mozzarella sticks like the ultra HD chicken like Sidorovich has in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2

[sand kestrel]

Yeah def

I have an rtx 3060ti and it runs fine for me

Well

On low settings

atleast

[honest pendant]

Oke

[violet ibex]

I use a 2080

[honest pendant]

I was planning to play next week

[forest kiln]

48 hits to kill this zombie. wtf

it only took 1 hit to kill the guy that made the zombie

[carmine wave]

tis but a scratch

[sand kestrel]

Buckler of doom

[sand kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-just-a-flesh-wound-kicked-flesh-wound-wound-gif-12275696

[torpid linden]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-david-corenswet-superman-2025-starman-gif-7781860344614564552

[carmine wave]

peak music btw

kino right?

sounds like tsoi

[lone knoll]

Holy shit I was right on the money

[rigid cairn]

no more clogged sinuses for this guy

[honest pendant]

🔥

[carmine wave]

average dentist visit

[sand kestrel]

ya

[plush glen]

no idea

[carmine wave]

id check out agatha christie if you like kino

[sand kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[carmine wave]

and auktyon

[rigid cairn]

10/10 results 😇

[native vortex]

Will willies Willy be ok?

[forest kiln]

ive beaten the baron twice and i still cant aim my strikes for shit lol

[carmine wave]

use lighter weapons

[jade wadi]

Ngl, EA's Baron feels way easier than the Demo's one.

[forest kiln]

no thank you, i like to win fights

[carmine wave]

not that hard to use a sword and grappe a guy to the ground

[hasty narwhal]

are there any like

[carmine wave]

they auto surrender when its to their neck for long enough

[hasty narwhal]

good medieval games on sale rn

[carmine wave]

like manor lords but i dunno if its on sale

[hardy hemlock]

I made a longsword that weights 800g and it goes so hard

[hasty narwhal]

i want it but not on sale

i'm waiting for the next sale

[jade wadi]

There's only 1 good medieval game other than hs and it's kcd

[rigid cairn]

wil,

[carmine wave]

me when i lie

[hasty narwhal]

?

[round wyvern]

I. Am

[carmine wave]

heirs bannerlord

amazing gane

game

[fallen glacier]

bannerlord's cool. Crusader kings too

[hasty narwhal]

what's kcd

[near grotto]

Way easier by a whole fucking ocean

[jade wadi]

Bought on sale Chivalry 2, not what I expected tbh

[jade wadi]

Than hs you mean?

[hasty narwhal]

it's ass ngl

and steam wouldn't let me return it

[dapper coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1473831562242949260/Desktop_2026-02-18_6-59-04_PM.mp4?ex=6997a41a&is=6996529a&hm=9008e95b5f6a642046e201d34bf5f7e3cf4c0b037a267e799792d6c594905372&
I feel like when willie can't keep a 4 lb sword steady with the center of mass directly inside his palm, then there's a major problem with wrists.

I'm doing some testing and this just feels very gross.

[jade wadi]

It is indeed

[hasty narwhal]

even though i was within requirements

[jade wadi]

After playing hs, all other combat mechanics feel way inferior to it

[hasty narwhal]

fr

[carmine wave]

physics vs animation

bit different

[hasty narwhal]

?

[carmine wave]

Kingdom Come Deliverance

[dapper coral]

I tried Kcd2 combat and immediately refunded despite liking everything else lol

[jade wadi]

I'm just waiting for this to be completed with multiplay and all that and I'm pretty sure it's gonna be the goat

[hasty narwhal]

oh

[carmine wave]

do the first game for it to make sense and be more fun

[carmine wave]

did ya do kcd1 first

[forest kiln]

id like my arms to not get tangled first

[carmine wave]

cuz combat was a breeze for me

[jade wadi]

KCD 2's combat was really good tbf and as an rpg it was a masterpiece

[dapper coral]

It wasn't difficult, it was just very awkward

[robust thicket]

Bugfixes are great and all but how about you guys let us pick maps on Freeplay

[jade wadi]

Stamina control

[robust thicket]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY SO BE NICE

[jade wadi]

Happy bday mate

[robust thicket]

Appreciate you <3

[dapper coral]

Combat felt like a long cutscene but I could see why people would still like it

[hasty narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-skibidi-sends-his-regards-gif-12790724450049848439

[lilac vault]

wheneth doth my quiver stayeth on thy person???

[robust thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[hasty narwhal]

it wasn't a failure

it was a link

to a gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1222688189551218759/1356060417142558992/attachment.gif

[jade wadi]

It was quite frustrating at first, but once you get the hang of it, it grows in you

[sand kestrel]

GENUINELY HOW IS SLUMS RUNNING SO ASS

😭

[robust thicket]

LOOP HOLES THIS LOOP HOLES THAT

[dapper coral]

If I need to elaborate more, difficulty wasn't the issue, just the feel

Like a cutscene isn't difficult, it just insists upon itself

[carmine wave]

clunky?

[jade wadi]

You can always try hardcore mode if you are looking for difficulty

[dapper coral]

I feel like clunky is a bit of an awkward term, because clunky to me is closer to "unfair mechanical difficulty" which it was not at all

Kcd2 combat didn't feel unfair

[jade wadi]

But what really made it great was the attention of detail in all aspects. Especially the random dialogues, many were pretty hillarious

[dapper coral]

It felt like a scripted event is the best way I can describe it

[carmine wave]

prolly cuz less freedom

kcd1 did better on that tho with 2 extra weapon movements

it made the combos harder to pull off

which made it that much better

[dapper coral]

Yeah, I just concluded that I'm just not the target demographic, I did like most other things but I'm guessing its just a staple of the series and most people don't even give it a second thought

Camera auto lock felt terrible though and I'll stand by that

[jade wadi]

I feel like kcd 2's combat is mostly 1v1 focused and mostly refined, when it came to multiple opponents it did feel a bit weird

[carmine wave]

kcd1 had alot better combat with single and multi because the master strike wasent direction based

[carmine wave]

but it made it easily cheesable

[dapper coral]

Another way of putting it is that it felt like it was turn based with little room for actual ingenuity or more masterful mechanical skill

[jade wadi]

Yeah, master strike on 2 was op af

[dapper coral]

Timings? sure, but I moved my mouse and pressed my keys in the same patterns every time after learning the ropes, I never felt an actual pressure to improve much.

[restive turtle]

how do i mod the sav file to make my dude buff

[robust thicket]

**So this new patch is just giving me a black screen in freeplay **

[carmine wave]

use a save file editor

[rigid cairn]

"aw dude you know i really wish i had a sign to simplify the task of writing the fact that one thing is larger than another"
the humble greater-than sign:

[wanton remnant]

https://trumank.github.io/uesave/ my prefered save editor

[carmine wave]

call me crazy but the messer is so good in half sword

[dapper coral]

I'm getting way too off-topic now but I think this was the point of it so this isn't a criticism just an observation.

[languid wyvern]

took like a week break and came back.. holy fuck does the blood look good

[wanton remnant]

with the ability to dual hand it whenever you want and the massive blade its even viable against armor

[carmine wave]

i like it since during stab mode its so easy to line up neck slices

[sand kestrel]

when the russian post punk kicks in

[carmine wave]

peak

[wanton remnant]

neck guards doe :((((

[jade wadi]

Win + R > %localappdata% > HalfSwordUE5 > Saved > SaveGames > Copy the GameProgress.sav file somewhere else as a backup.

Then you upload it to https://uesaveeditor.cc and edit the height and weight values up to the number 5 max.

[restive turtle]

thanks, would you mind showing /telling me where the sav is? i cant find it in the steam files

[carmine wave]

its not good when your going up against full armor tho

[forest kiln]

with what, your aimbot? i still cant get the guy to stab, let alone the right direction

[carmine wave]

it sucks

[carmine wave]

the stab with messer isnt truly stabbing

[dapper coral]

matchlocks in halfsword when

[carmine wave]

its like a parry stance

messers dont stab since most messers dont got points

or its slice oriented

[wanton remnant]

hold win+r which opens the run box and paste %localappdata%\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames its called gameprogress.sav

[median cairn]

what peice of clothing do i have to wear to equip a cuisses?

[carmine wave]

arming doublet

[median cairn]

thx

[dapper coral]

Swords are cool and flashy but I like to hear the crunch of willie bones when I bring a hammer down on their skull

Or cave in their breastplate with one swing, shattering every rib they had.

[jade wadi]

Swords feel nerfed in EA

[dapper coral]

Willie has nonfunctional wrists

That's basically the problem with combat in general atm

[median cairn]

yeah im really feeling that with my 4kg greatsword

[dapper coral]

A 4 lb (yes LB, very light) sword with its center of mass inside willie's hand flops around like a decapitated chicken.

I ask anyone if they'd struggle to maintain wrist alignment swining around a dumb-bell that weighs 4 lbs, because the idea that someone couldn't is hilarious, even if they were wildly flailing around with it.

Of course any real sword with actual proportions and weight appropriate for the era is so much worse.

[wanton remnant]

make sure to make a backup by just making a copy of the sav file

[median cairn]

4KG would be 8.8ish pounds

[forest kiln]

whoever said use a lighter weapon, youre full of shit, swinging a 900g sword is causing me to fall over

[little kelp]

does tha talbard give any protection? im assuming not but just making sure since i dont like the way it looks on my character

[wanton remnant]

which is pretty heavy sword wise

[dapper coral]

Yeah that's on the substantially heavier side, obviously willie is super unrealistically floppy, but if it was terribly weighted I could see that being difficult to wield.

[median cairn]

oh definitely, but the worst is going limp wristed trying to get into the halfsword position

[wanton remnant]

its random spawns

[dapper coral]

I know a woman 68 years of age that regularly exercises with 4 lb dumb bells

Our 93kg willie cant swing an object with the same mass, and center of it, without flopping.

[fickle panther]

when i remove my save files from files it wont restart the game progress. what can i o to fix this

[carmine wave]

if your willie is 93kg i think you should get that checked out

[fickle panther]

my willie weighs 113 kg. its fine.

[stuck prairie]

yo

[median cairn]

is the arming doublet unlocked unlocked at the solider rank

[stuck prairie]

if i wanted to make my

height small

and my weight big

what height

should i run

[carmine wave]

thats a pretty big willie

[stuck prairie]

my willie is 183 kg

[dapper coral]

it took me way to long to understand this lmao

[stuck prairie]

and 5.5 tall

[dapper coral]

solid 15 seconds for some reason

[main hornet]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message
the inertia alone killed bro

[carmine wave]

lowkey how did you even do that

[main hornet]

wasnt me

its a mod

[dapper coral]

It's just save file modification

[main hornet]

yeah was gonna say they probably edited their save

because the mod only works in free play

[dapper coral]

It's been done since the early demo days but I think I did it in EA first

[main hornet]

unless they updated it

[dapper coral]

Jacked willie will never not be fun

[main hornet]

yeah but it was lame before. it was just tall willie not buff willie

[dapper coral]

obligatory

[main hornet]

hulk smash

[forest kiln]

in the balls

[dapper coral]

shit

[stuck prairie]

im gonna make my willie a short king

[dapper coral]

The Little Baron

[main hornet]

@stable reef

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/larry-larry-baby

[main hornet]

meant for smth else but it shows the directory

[dapper coral]

Atomic Willie vs Coughing Baron

real

[main hornet]

bruh explorer.exe takes too much memory ima close it

[dapper coral]

I have a program called SuperF4 that just makes alt F4 terminate the process in memory automatically instead of the bullshit where it has to ask the OS nicely, very useful sometimes.

[main hornet]

damn

[sharp orchid]

delete it and install halfsword in its place 3 more times 🤑

did you get possesed by freddy fazbear?

[main hornet]

was that because i said eff en?

i mean the function key bro

[dapper coral]

Am I dumb or why would someone even mistakenly timeout because of this?

I don't get it

[urban niche]

holy shit just came by to say the new blood update FUCKING RULES!!!!

[dapper coral]

Bloody Brilliant

[main hornet]

"because it contains content blocked by this server" its automatic

[dapper coral]

Ah that makes sense

yet I can say unit 731

wild

[main hornet]

wow homophobic staff confirmed

/j

[stuck prairie]

why cant my willie go below default height

his height is set to 0.1

and hes still default

[dapper coral]

Set a negative value

[stuck prairie]

m

ill try -2

[sharp orchid]

they expect more people to know about boys who are of similarity to females than a war crime unit thats the reason why we know the human body is about 70% water

[dapper coral]

Bro is the boss

[north gazelle]

milita boss is cooking

[stuck prairie]

im trying to find that out

right now

[sharp orchid]

bro i wish you could snap necks with your hands but it seems the devs only want you to do that with weapons

[stuck prairie]

i think you can

[dapper coral]

There is nothing more amusing than making your willie stiff, hard, tall, and beating off other willies violently because of it with both hands.

[stuck prairie]

give you choke someone while being strong enough

i litterly have a clip

[forest kiln]

MAN I LOVE LOSING TOURNEY BECAUSE MY GUY CANT STAND UP FOR MORE THAN 5 SECONDS

[sharp orchid]

yeah they let you choke ppl but i once turned somer mfs head like and owl and we walked that shit off

[stuck prairie]

watch the clip

[sharp orchid]

the pitchfrok from alley

[stuck prairie]

i snaped his neck

[forest kiln]

i fell over using a DAGGER pal

[dapper coral]

Small head halberd shits on tourney

Only the baron has greater reach

[sharp orchid]

yeah ik they let you choke ppl

[forest kiln]

i have no problem with the opponents

its when i hit them and I fall down

[dapper coral]

Oh yeah the balance in this game is jank

[stuck prairie]

in the clip after choeking him his neck snapped

[rigid cairn]

i've been tussling so long with a disabled arm that it's healed and i can use my sword again 💔

[sharp orchid]

heres a clip I have of someone partially choking themselves on a fence

[urban niche]

LMAO

[dapper coral]

Everyone really loves to pump their willie up god damn

[sharp orchid]

i think it just does that to kill the npc instantly

[jade wadi]

This is the demo, right?

[rigid cairn]

yeah

[stuck prairie]

if you listen clsoely theres a breaking sound

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[jade wadi]

I loved the knight's longsword on the demo

[sharp orchid]

yeah ik, but like you didnt do anything special to snap the willies neck

[rigid cairn]

FINALLY

[jade wadi]

I hope they'll make them in EA same

[stuck prairie]

yes i did

i had to raise him with my strength

[sharp orchid]

it just does that when they die from choking prob

[stuck prairie]

while cho keing him

[sharp orchid]

to kill the npc

[dapper coral]

Are you wearing the gauntlets of instant stonefoot? wtf lol

[stuck prairie]

yes dude

because his neck snapped

😱

[dapper coral]

Anything on your character carries over and can be insured

If you're desperate one can take those gold chalices for some extra funds

[sharp orchid]

doesnt it mark it as red like you stole it?

[dapper coral]

Just means its from abyss iirc, not sure if it's meant to imply anything else

they can be insured and sold as normal

yes

I wish we could hold onto a willie and bring them into the next round

Their corpse

[sharp orchid]

they guards tryna clean up the bodies from the current round but they cant manage to get rid of the corpse youre holding on to in the 5 hour span between the morning and afternoon rounds

[stuck prairie]

is this short enough?

[dapper coral]

Like sometimes when a willie gets beat too hard he goes all limp and starts leaking so I wanna beat him later

[stark marlin]

yo this game fucking sucks

fix the way the weapons work

[sharp orchid]

cry more

[stark marlin]

😂

[odd kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778782769403658240/1386206125640253510/RDT_20250604_0812158709676629036563356.gif

[rigid cairn]

bruh wtf did i just do i just punched a knight in the face and he immediately dropped with blood all over his helmet

[stark marlin]

what a bitch

[sharp orchid]

one punch man

[rigid cairn]

💪

[stuck prairie]

everytime some orphan like you comes in here and says the same exact thing and nobody gives a shit and you get muted or kicked

dont bother

[stark marlin]

?😂 😂

[dapper coral]

It's unfortunate because there are huge issues with weapon handling but saying "the game sucks" isn't going to help improve that

[rigid cairn]

ignore the music i usually have it off for clips but this was so unexpected

[stark marlin]

im an orphan for sharing my opinion

sad as hell

[dapper coral]

detailed and constructive criticism is more useful lol

[stuck prairie]

early acsess game btw

[dapper coral]

Indeed. I also despise weapon handling in some regards but also try and write detailed feedback and reproducible circumstances that lead to the behavior I think is inadequate rather than venting.

[stark marlin]

fix the damage system, i could be hugging my enemy and my whole body gets decapitated

they dont even gotta swing

[dapper coral]

If you're genuine, write a detailed summary in the feedback channel

A lot more detailed and reproducible than "fix the dmg system"

[stark marlin]

too much work son😂 😂

[stark marlin]

ur a idiot

[sharp orchid]

this is the equivelent of when the british brodcasting channel asked rage against the machine not to cuss on live tv

[stark marlin]

i already said the problem

[fallow stag]

yo

question

[vapid hull]

I like it

[rapid pond]

Shoot

[stark marlin]

what are these graphics😂

[rapid pond]

And before you ask

[fallow stag]

Can you get mods on the demo?

[dapper coral]

You're probably just rage baiting, but I've playtested games under legal NDA before and you did not give a detailed summary.

[fallow stag]

Or do I haveto buy the game?

[stark marlin]

bro ?

[sharp orchid]

most mods work for demo

cuz they were made before early acess

[fallow stag]

The like most popular one doesnt work

[rapid pond]

Conpression

[dapper coral]

I wasn't aware of this information thanks for sharing.

[stark marlin]

how am i ragebaiting for giving opinion

[sharp orchid]

which one?

[fallow stag]

I tried using enhancer and it js crashes

Is that js my computer?

[sharp orchid]

yeah that might js be your computer. I know the manuall install should work a lot better

if you didnt do that already

[fallow stag]

Yeah I tried both

[carmine wave]

I remember some guy asking about finding good medieval games and i think i just found a gem

[fallow stag]

When I open it from the laucher

[dapper coral]

If you actually cared about the game you'd have already put the effort into making a proper report in the feedback channel.

Even if you had the most useful report imaginable it'll get buried here by all the messages.

[fallow stag]

It goes to steam and says no license

[granite summit]

Why is my willie having trouble getting up

[rapid pond]

Real good game, bit unoptimised currently

[rapid pond]

Knight ?

[dapper coral]

I considered making a report about some issues but as far as I've checked the devs are already aware of the issues I have in mind so it hasn't been necessary.

[sharp orchid]

for the demo?

[carmine wave]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1702390/Voor_De_Kroon/

Steam

Voor De Kroon

Fight for control during the Friso-Hollandic Wars. Set in the medieval 13th century, the game features a strategy campaign and historical battles. Fight alongside your army in 3rd person battles and command your troops in this strategy-action game.…

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

423

[stark marlin]

so im ragebaiting by putting reports in chat?🤣

[rapid pond]

Oh

Tf

[granite summit]

Yeah

[carmine wave]

just saw it

[fallow stag]

Yeah

[carmine wave]

looks good

[sharp orchid]

thats really weird wtf

[rapid pond]

Armor makes you heavier and makes you struggle to get up

[granite summit]

Wait maybe because the free mode one is weak as hekk

[sharp orchid]

maybe they updated it for early acess?

[granite summit]

*hell

[fallow stag]

And when I use manual it says starting for a few seconds then stops

[carmine wave]

did you try to get your willie up yourself?

[granite summit]

Yeah just saw that he was really weak

[sharp orchid]

go back to where you got it and check if theres files for the demo specifically

[vapid hull]

Wdym?

[granite summit]

Imma just stay playing the progression mode whatever its called

[fallow stag]

Nexus mods

[stark marlin]

gng

[vapid hull]

??????

What are you yapping about

[stark marlin]

leave me alone 😂 😂 🤦‍♂️

[carmine wave]

change the gfx if you dont like it

[vapid hull]

Asked one question btw </3

[carmine wave]

if ur pc cant handle it id fiddle with the settings

[stark marlin]

dont talk to me gng

[vapid hull]

Why naaahh

[stark marlin]

literally dont talk to me

ur weird

[sharp orchid]

it has seperate files for the ea and the demo, you might have just downloaded the ones for ea

[dapper coral]

I'll bother replying one more time, but I've been harsher and more aggressive in my criticism of games before than you, but that was when I was doing playtesting under actual NDA. What I had said was taken seriously and fixed in a week because it was a game breaking bug, and I did it in the actual avenue where the developers said they responded to feedback, so if you want to be productive make a post in the relevant channel. I'm just trying to give actual advice for how to usefully criticize a game.

[sharp orchid]

the old files has the one for demo

[stark marlin]

gng can u summarize this

[fallow stag]

wdym

Both say EA

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[sharp orchid]

check old files, below both

[stark marlin]

what is nda fng

gng

[dapper coral]

Non Disclosure Agreement

[fallow stag]

Oh thanks 😭

[stark marlin]

?

[sharp orchid]

yeah dw

[dusk aspen]

what level do i have to be to send images?

[dapper coral]

It's a legal thing, oftentimes internal testers for any kind of product aren't allowed to talk about it under threat of legal action, in this case it was a game (intellectual property)

In that circumstance I provided very negative, harsh feedback on a product and was taken seriously because I was reporting through officially recognized avenues.

[stark marlin]

ok

[amber pollen]

Honest to god please fix the abyss devs, there is no reason to be stuck in place for no reason or my feet to clip into the ground

[stark marlin]

ur pfp

has a face in it right

is that u

[dapper coral]

Who?

[stark marlin]

the face

in ur pfp

[amber pollen]

I actually see it

thats insane

[dapper coral]

hehe, you noticed it, I put it there to fuck with people

[carmine wave]

i think its jd vance

[dapper coral]

it's Xi Jinping

[stark marlin]

son😂 😂

[warm void]

Is that skill issue?

[dapper coral]

Because mangos and communist china have a very relevant story.

[sharp orchid]

I actually should be thanking you rn cuz I didnt know they updated it foe early acess 😭

[analog meteor]

Damn bru i'm so poor I can't afford the game. Can't wait to get it 💥

[dapper coral]

Mao's Mangos.

[stark marlin]

am i the first to notice

[dapper coral]

Genuinely yes, no one has noticed unprompted before.

[warm void]

Goodluck, I hope you get money.

[stark marlin]

😂 😂 😂 sonnnnn

[warm void]

[fallow stag]

Well it js opened so ig it worked out for both of us

[amber pollen]

bait not taken

[warm void]

Bait?

What bait?

[fallow stag]

I see my mouse and the custom cursor, is that supposed to happen?

[analog meteor]

one day 🙏

[warm void]

Wdym

[fallow stag]

Im using the enhancer mod for the first time

[warm void]

If you have a good enough pc, then you should get it.

[fallow stag]

I see the sword cursor thing and the regular cursor

[warm void]

Your still in the early parts of the abyss, no need to be mad about it.

[carmine wave]

one man one jar?

[warm void]

Oh yea, that happens when using the enhancer.

[fallow stag]

Can you stop it?

[warm void]

Nah.

Idk how it happens too.

[dapper coral]

That's a thing? I could've sworn I always had normal game cursor

[amber pollen]

its still an issue on later levels

[dapper coral]

Unless actively changing enhancer settings

[thorny whale]

wasn't half sword merch planned at one point

[warm void]

I mean, it deadass never happened to me.

[thorny whale]

i need a gambeson

[warm void]

So that's why.

[amber pollen]

Thats honestly insane, I'm using the dx12 version

[rancid sluice]

goddamn the blood patch really made a huge difference

[warm void]

Like good or bad.

[analog meteor]

Ye I have pretty good one just need the game itself now

[warm void]

I can't play rn

[rancid sluice]

good, imo

[dapper coral]

Unironically halfsword team should partnership with some entity that makes good historical recreations of relevant equipment.

[fallow stag]

Thanks 😭

[dapper coral]

Although the good stuff tends to be very expensive

[fallow stag]

I fixed it

[dapper coral]

Menu was just left open?

[warm void]

You should get the EA, some people say the demo is better but they're lowk crazy to think that.

[dapper coral]

EA has its issues but I concur, it's overall much better than the demo.

[rancid sluice]

EA has gotten a lot better from launch

[scenic yoke]

my fave way to grow muscle is to wildly swing and spam kicks until i fall over from exhaustion

[analog meteor]

Nah besides performance I think EA offers way more

[dawn oyster]

that won't happen for me

[rancid sluice]

a lot of the issues that people discuss with the EA are from day one

[distant spoke]

why do i lose all my progress after i close the game?

[dapper coral]

Yeah the saddest thing was watching my 420 kg willie turn into a noodle after equipping a breastplate

[analog meteor]

Plus i'm sure they will improve it

[rancid sluice]

although performance will definitely still be a little lacking due to more content

[dawn oyster]

btw just a question, will Half Sword add some sort of guns at some point?

[warm void]

100%, although, I must warn you about the barrel...

[rancid sluice]

i'm pretty sure the crossbow is as far as it's going to go

[remote shadow]

anyone else cut peoples face off so hard you crash

[subtle totem]

i hope so, it would fit well with the era its based in especially for lord tier

[dapper coral]

A static black powder emplacement of some kind was teased, and matchlock weapons are era appropriate, but there's not been any official news source stating a desire to implement such a thing afaik.

[warm void]

Chrome334 already made some guns mod I think.

He also made s spell book with spear of doom. Idk if he will release it.

[subtle totem]

like handcannons or m16s

[dapper coral]

How many months till someone mods an assault rifle

I'd say about 6 months to a year

[dawn oyster]

ooo

shame that i'll probably never get to try them

[dapper coral]

why not?

[warm void]

Yes.

[sharp orchid]

giving those damn zombies a taste of their own medicine

[warm void]

Woah, romanticsl kissing.

[dawn oyster]

only have demo but i think there are gun mods for the demo version

so im fine ig

[forest kiln]

okay thats enough halfsword for today, im tired of watching my character lay on the ground the whole fight

[warm void]

I want beards in half sword. I don't think it'd too hard for the Devs to make it.

[rancid sluice]

well then stop falling over

[forest kiln]

sure wish i could

[dapper coral]

And I want fps but I fear these two things may not occur simultaneously

I noticed that whenever a willie's hair is spazzing out my frames drop to single digits.

[stuck prairie]

why can i get the debug console to work for UE4SS

[soft osprey]

Yes, there is official art depicting a knight in the center, and a battle in the background, i just can’t find the image right now. Anyway, in the background is some soldiers using an early firearm

[stuck prairie]

i have everything set to one

[stuck prairie]

how

[warm void]

I want a better CPU ngl

[stuck prairie]

im trying to get a bite mod right now

[dawn oyster]

half sword bout to be the next gorebox

[formal chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/553871331205316608/1432038865157492836/monkey-tornado.gif

[rancid sluice]

I also need a better CPU but my motherboard is AM4 😔

[warm void]

Enhancer got a ability to bite back.

[sharp orchid]

half sword enchancer

[warm void]

Is that what you want?

[stuck prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267693496354213950/1470605055370727688/kurtcobillie.gif

[stuck prairie]

oh yeah

[untold thunder]

I don't want more minor optimizations I want major optimizations 😭

[dapper coral]

9950x3d would be nice
Almost every game i play is very cpu bound.

[subtle totem]

where can i get this mod

[warm void]

Lemme see how much that cost.

[rancid sluice]

i also want an x3d

i just really don't want to buy another motherboard 😭

[stuck prairie]

its on the front page of nexus

[sharp orchid]

which one better

[stuck prairie]

for halfsword

[formal chasm]

yo devs can we get an iron bull to put willies in

[brazen topaz]

....WHERES WILLIE WHERES WILLY WHERES WILLIE WERES WILLIE WERES WILLIE

[warm void]

Ts more expensive than my phone twice.

[subtle totem]

awesome

[rancid sluice]

your phone was $300? good deal

[dawn oyster]

i have that rn 6700k its shit keeps crashing after 30 mins of brick rigs my pc crashes randomly on high demanding games

[warm void]

Yea.

[dapper coral]

I play a lot of physics heavy games and imo not a single cpu in the world wouldn't be brought to a crawl with such activities, eventually.

[rancid sluice]

one of these days halfsword will stop crashing my GPU

[sharp orchid]

youre the equivilent of cpu hell

[dawn oyster]

i7 6700k with rtx 3060 12gb vram am i cooked

[dapper coral]

Was on an i7 4790s for 10 years ending in 2023

[jovial basalt]

I was getting constant crashes when playing split screen with a buddy

[rancid sluice]

i just get a hardware crash every 10 minutes or so

probably not the best for my gpu lol

[warm void]

I'm kinda cooked on playing Halfsword with my specs, but it's averaging around 25 FPS ish

[dapper coral]

The GPU is serviceable for 1080p, honestly I feel the cpu holds this back at least as much

[warm void]

On lowest quality btw

[rocky kindle]

have people been able to get their willie's weight higher than 93kg?
because for me its been that for probabably a total of 10 hours worth of gametime

[dapper coral]

Especially with how ram heavy some games can be these days.

[dapper coral]

save file modding

[rocky kindle]

so the limit is still 93kg?

[dapper coral]

In vanilla, yes.

[warm void]

Nope, got mine to 120 kg

With modding

[tropic tinsel]

is it normal the baron's sword feels like a floppy hot dog

[jovial basalt]

Bro the thing is massive

[warm void]

The baron is strong, yes.

[jovial basalt]

Gotta he jacked to wield it

[warm void]

Yes.

[rocky kindle]

darn i thought it mighta got increased in the recent hotfix

[tropic tinsel]

im not enough for the sword...

[jade wadi]

Mine got up to 98kg without modding. Next day I opened the game, my character was down to 82kg for some reason..

[dapper coral]

Swords are over-rated anyway

Prefer to indent their chest cavity with a hammer

[warm void]

When was that? Before update? Or recent.

[jovial basalt]

Still waiting for greatsword

[jade wadi]

Before today's hotfix

[warm void]

Maybe it bugged, sometimes, when muscle is over 1, it gets reset to 1.

That's a sometimes.

[dawn oyster]

i was thinking of rtx 4070 and new ryzen cpu but for the new cpu i need a new motherboard

[dawn oyster]

for upgrading

[rancid sluice]

rip, AM5

[jade wadi]

Yeah sadly, and 98kg's was just enough for my char to use the 3.6kg poleaxe without his wrists becoming noodles every other swing

[warm void]

True

[rancid sluice]

if your motherboard is an AM4 there are still decent x3d CPUs that are compatible

[jovial basalt]

I low-key wish there was a way to increase or decrease the chance of enemies to have certain weapons

If anyone knows how please dm me

[rocky kindle]

but i thought the limit is 93kg?

is that with mods then?

i keep seeing people say the limit is 93kg and then others say they've gotten weights higher than 93kg

[dapper coral]

Obligatory jacked willie image

[jade wadi]

The limit is indeed 93kg, but for some reason my character became 98kg after beating the baron multiple times

And the next day it came down to 82kg

Bug most probably

[rocky kindle]

hmmmm

[primal gull]

if i delete the gauntlet file in half sword will it affect demo but not ea

[flat coyote]

anybody know if performance has been optimized a bit more?

[jade wadi]

#armory-⚔️ message

[rancid sluice]

can't say for sure but the game is running fine enough for me

[maiden raft]

[rancid sluice]

blood is definitely improved

[flat coyote]

js wondering cause i have heard a lot of issues about performance on maps

[scenic yoke]

this is also a wildly effective way to become stronk in half sword universe

[flat coyote]

i have a rtx 3060 12gb and like a 5600 amd somethign whatever

[jade wadi]

Ι've made many clips of bugs that I've encountered over the days I've been playing, in case some of them haven't been reported yet

[rancid sluice]

5600x3d? your rig should be fine

[rocky kindle]

oh wowzers, i'll just have to try beating the baron 10 more times...

[flat coyote]

lemme check rq

[stuck prairie]

why dose the biteing feel very scuffed

[jade wadi]

I'm not sure if that's what triggered it tbh, I just happened to notice that by accident that day

[stuck prairie]

it just auto bites there face and theres a huge range on it

[flat coyote]

AMD ryzen 7 5800x 8-core processor

is the cpu

idrk bout computers

[rocky kindle]

the limit should be atleast like 150kg surely

[jade wadi]

lol

Or even better, make the wrists more stable, so we won't have to speak about kilos

[rancid sluice]

i personally think that will be fine

you won't be getting flawless frames but i don't think anyone is rn

[tender glen]

how do i fix this!

[flat coyote]

yh i was js wondering

ty for the help

[vapid hull]

What’re you wearing

[jade wadi]

Floating Willie 😄

[tender glen]

hehe nuthin... joking but uhh an arming gambesson

i wanna equip my shoulders and elbows but i lowkey cant

[rocky kindle]

hear me out, the guy who played the mountain in GOT is 7ft tall and 200kg

[vapid hull]

What’s on the arming gambesson

[tender glen]

chains

when iwear normal clothes it just doesnt work

[vapid hull]

Well how’re you gonna put armor over your armor silly

[jade wadi]

Hmm, true

[jade wadi]

Something like this then? xD
#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[rocky kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/after-pokemon-go-community-weekend-pointing-gif-13003512

[tender glen]

like even with a jack it just doesnt work

[rocky kindle]

we need giant wrists

[tender glen]

like how do i unlock it

[rocky kindle]

yes....

[jade wadi]

Ngl, Hulk Willie is stupid fun

[rocky kindle]

they should really just add an option to change your weight/height in freemode, even to absurd proportions

[tender glen]

ok so uhhh ow do i unlock my shoulders and elbows!!

[jade wadi]

You just can't run without falling down but other than that, it works most of the time tbf #game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[tender glen]

hi guys i really like feedback

and it makes me very happy

[vapid hull]

You can’t wear armor wit chains silly goofball

[tender glen]

yes even without

it like wont let me

what clothes do i need to wear for it to work

what clothse do YOU guys wear for it to work

[sharp orchid]

cuz its new

[jade wadi]

Free mode should just have everything being toggleable and have all options when it comes to weapons, armour, clothing, maps, time of day etc etc and it will be peak

[dapper coral]

tf, why? free mode should just corrupt your OS instantly

[jade wadi]

I think that devs will implement everything in time, I just feel like that they are mostly focused on fixing optimization and such for now. Have faith 😄

[sharp orchid]

look who i just found in early acess

[jade wadi]

Lovely Willie! Bring back the mascot 😄

[rancid sluice]

and CP77 was supposed to be a full release too

[jade wadi]

Personally I can be patient and since my pc can run it with no big issues, I don't mind much

[rancid sluice]

that's a shame, the current build is actually really good

[stuck prairie]

Babys FIrst Fight

[rancid sluice]

the Phantom Liberty DLC is peak

true lol

i played on PC so i can't speak for the console ports

[amber pollen]

How is this possible per chance

is it only opponents?

[fickle panther]

guys how can i reset my game

[sharp orchid]

i like how they tried to replace the regualr teeth with rotten yellow ones, but faild with clipping and instead made it look like their teeth were diamonds from far away

[sharp orchid]

half sword enchancer

[rigid lodge]

This cut deleted their haircut!

[amber pollen]

:(

[sharp orchid]

id sign it

[sharp orchid]

it does however mean that the og willie is in the game files, with updated everything

[jade wadi]

Watched the A knight of the seven kingdoms recently, and I got to say that it had some decent combat in it

[dawn oyster]

yhh but it's better off to just upgrade the motherboard

[hasty narwhal]

uhm guys

[dapper coral]

when I'm boutta fight the baron for the 99th time to get his last piece of armor

[hasty narwhal]

grills

abyss is js chicago

[small glen]

mfs have grills

[hasty narwhal]

fax

[sharp orchid]

so THATS why they call it hell in the game files

[soft osprey]

No Epstein

[hasty narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[small glen]

I might not be the bee for much longer, send me your best wishes

[hasty narwhal]

look at this coverup...

[sharp orchid]

still tho I love hse

[small glen]

Romantic.

[soft osprey]

Why not

[hasty narwhal]

yeah i'm kinda into that

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-so-bad-gif-4336558245342426313

[small glen]

Rali turning me into a furry through mind control and other jargon that sound cool

[hasty narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/see-you-soon-idiot-gif-18642406

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-no-image-perms-gif-18006828907471357785

[rancid sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[hasty narwhal]

clearly not an embed failure

[soft osprey]

I hate when I accidentally become a furry through propaganda

[hasty narwhal]

it's a link to a gif

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/imageperms-gif-2037061634831860252

[rigid lodge]

You can say he suffered a brain drain

[small glen]

yeah same, i will be more lore accurate. I am from Florida, i comm a shark

[hasty narwhal]

mods js fucking ban me rn bro

[hasty narwhal]

nihilist sword

[small glen]

specifically Atlantic Shortfin Makos

[soft osprey]

Well if you insist, not the first time someone’s asked for it

[hasty narwhal]

those aren't furry

[hasty narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-covering-mouth

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-gif-9239400324404342645

[sharp orchid]

wheres fibberdigibet?

[jade wadi]

oof, I need to fix that

[small glen]

furry just a term for Anthro animals and sea animals.. insects.. really anything

[soft osprey]

I’ll just softban you so you can rejoin when you’re ready

[hasty narwhal]

yo

wait wait wait

let not thee hand be heavy upon me

[stuck prairie]

see dude

i told you this would happen

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-1

[stuck prairie]

what did you expect

[soft osprey]

I can’t stop once I started typing 😔

[small glen]

Spare him the kindness of your heart Moai

[jade wadi]

Done

[hasty narwhal]

what gain is there in bloodshed

[sharp orchid]

Thank you

[stuck prairie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/instagram-viral-nazoom-BKw04PbLlfOl2tzrwO

[soft osprey]

Joy

[hasty narwhal]

let reason rule where rage might rank!

[hasty narwhal]

fibberdigibet

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-detected-respect-sigma-respect-patrick-bateman-american-psyco-gif-17523786110322592071

[stuck prairie]

to the person who asked about makeing a really strong baby this is the best results ive gotten so far

[hasty narwhal]

tuff alert

[soft osprey]

Yellow faced bee. I just realized. Nice

[small glen]

I HAD THIS NAME FOR A WEEK DOOD

[stuck prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1450656515152150704/1465246120644055051/image0.gif

[small glen]

I said I was your Evil Twin brother

YellowFacedBee

[patent hound]

my willy wont put on armor when I try to in my hand is this just a bug? he just throws it

[hasty narwhal]

yeah ngl that's kind of weird

[small glen]

finna be BlueFacedShark in like a week

[soft osprey]

Nah today’s the first day

[hasty narwhal]

oh damn wait

is that bugshaker

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-mouth-funny-doggo-get-tf-outta-here-gif-17940358

[stuck prairie]

hold the grab button down when its in your hand

[small glen]

yeah

THE bugshaker

[patent hound]

I am, he just throws it away

[jade wadi]

Interesting

[hasty narwhal]

bugshaker

yuh

[sharp orchid]

baron speedrun wr

[jade wadi]

wtf happened there? o0

[hasty narwhal]

swords are terrible against armor

[sharp orchid]

heart attack

[stuck prairie]

you have to hold e or qto remove the gear from his body once its in your hand hold down e or qagain untill you equip it

[sharp orchid]

not if you half sword

[hasty narwhal]

unless half sword

half sword...

mmm

half... sword...

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-ragdoll-video-game-video-game-gif-20573521

[soft osprey]

Dont make a full sword joke

[jade wadi]

It seems as if the moment you raised your sword, they registered it as a cut to their necks or something

[soft osprey]

I can feel it coming

[sharp orchid]

insert full sword joke here

[stuck prairie]

if we sword halves are we really a half sword full?

[soft osprey]

😡

[hasty narwhal]

feel the wrath of my half sword

sword half empty or sword half full

that's the real question

[small glen]

GreyFacedMoai? More like, SmallFaceMoai! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

[stuck prairie]

@mighty nexus

[soft osprey]

Enjoy your one week timeout

God Damn loser

🖕

[hasty narwhal]

yes sir that was fucking stupid sir

i love you

sir

[small glen]

OORAH

[jade wadi]

The movie The King had a decently realistic knight fight scene where they used half sword on it

[hasty narwhal]

meow meow meow

OORAH

[soft osprey]

Ur a good guy, great judge of character too

[sharp orchid]

competitive glazing

i love it

i too glaze the mods

[hasty narwhal]

thank you sir

[hasty narwhal]

MODS BAN HIM

[sharp orchid]

D:

[hasty narwhal]

i have genuine heartfelt affection

being a discord mod is tough work

it's a man's job

you got soft hands, boy?

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/oorah-meursault-dancing-viggle-gif-12339508669608165036

[soft osprey]

That’s right sometimes my fedora is too tight and my suspenders dig into my shoulders. My pizza rolls come out cold

[carmine wave]

alright we get it you wanna dry hump the mods

[hasty narwhal]

MEOW MEOW MEOW, OORAH

[soft osprey]

It’s tough

[jade wadi]

Quite tiring indeed, especially in a political disc server..

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-cat-emotional-gif-23930229

[tranquil lantern]

I freaking hate the goedendag plancon thingy majigger

[hasty narwhal]

my discord kittens finally get jobs

[hasty narwhal]

i've been banned for posting that shit

be careful out there

[carmine wave]

said it with hard r too

[small glen]

no way the mods care bout that

its like too stupid

[jade wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojo-reference-jotaro-jojos-bizarre-adventure-is-that-a-jojo-reference-gif-6681830226860212095

[hasty narwhal]

"animal sexualization"

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cwif-catwifhat-cwif-twerk-catiwifhat-twerk-twerk-gif-2063446989127208554

[small glen]

no a Marine reference

[hasty narwhal]

😭🙏

[jade wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/star-platinum-gif-18007371

[small glen]

we have like

a bunch of gifs

of twerking willie

[soft osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362110518663577783/1450218098148905084/SPOILER_eatmyass.gif

[hasty narwhal]

🤤

[small glen]

yeah this one

[sharp orchid]

guys loses so hard he decides to become the famous christ the redeemer statue in rio de janeiro, Brazil

[jade wadi]

name of gif?

[hasty narwhal]

MEOW MEOW MEOW, OORAH

[ornate stream]

im stuck playing demo version 😭

[soft osprey]

Good question

[hasty narwhal]

god forbid we keep our feet on the ground

[small glen]

we repost around here!

[soft osprey]

No we don’t. Pathetic.

[carmine wave]

how did he get that sword that long

[soft osprey]

You make me sick

[hasty narwhal]

i'm a content creator

check out my halfsword OF

[small glen]

easy, two pieces of iron, and one stick

[soft osprey]

No Youre red not green

[jade wadi]

I believe there's a bug where you can craft longer weapons

[hasty narwhal]

(pink btw)

[jade wadi]

Wdym pink?

[rancid sluice]

why don't you content some bitches

[sharp orchid]

and why he ourple 😂

[soft osprey]

Wait I have something for this. Im gonna post it 5 minutes from now when the moment has passed and it’s no longer funny, because it’s far down my images

[hasty narwhal]

js slime me the fuck out

[hasty narwhal]

why he bink 😂

son 😭

[tranquil lantern]

it better not be willie feet pics, Id be so mad, like I dont even know how Id react

[rigid cairn]

ow ow owwww

[hasty narwhal]

NOOOOO 👀

[hasty narwhal]

ist das tuffen in Frankenberg

[rigid cairn]

yes

[tranquil lantern]

next gore update when

[hasty narwhal]

should i get MENACE?

[sharp orchid]

thou madest a statement so tuffen his own bretheren sang tune of him

[hasty narwhal]

it's on sale tonight for the last night

i need a quick decision

[tranquil lantern]

or clipping help

[tranquil lantern]

I hate the gambeson for how it clips

[soft osprey]

3 minutes

[tranquil lantern]

ts works

[hasty narwhal]

Thou madest a statement so tuffen all of Frankenberg cowarded

[jade wadi]

Can you please tell me how you edited this to look so good? I've seen others make images like that but I can't get to make it work in the photo mode so far

[soft osprey]

Dont ignore the image I spent 3 minutes searching for

[hasty narwhal]

do willies actually have willies under the undies

[soft osprey]

Say it’s funny

[soft osprey]

No

[hasty narwhal]

never say never

[jade wadi]

You forgot to add the link.tree

[hasty narwhal]

next update?

[tranquil lantern]

1. have good graphics (most important setting is effects to as high as possible)
2. use the focus tool to get what you want in focus
3. I change the color (cool or warm) until I think it looks cool

[hasty narwhal]

"Why do willies never text back?"

[hasty narwhal]

OH MY GOD

[ornate stream]

thats crazy.

[soft osprey]

Ken doll mf

[forest kiln]

i showed you my half sword, please respond

[hasty narwhal]

notices bulge owo

[jade wadi]

I've tried everything really, but I just can't get to make it look so natural, even on highest settings and all that you mentioned.. thanks for the info though nonetheless

[hasty narwhal]

not a single girl in this server btw

[tranquil lantern]

lemme see your bucklers I showed you my halfsword 🥀

[forest kiln]

you too young for that meme

[hasty narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1449424868528361603/1469423420495102103/4FFF0BF4-0CDA-4B12-A10D-A4AC7C7E607B.gif

[jade wadi]

If they do, it's prob not the Willie behind the keyboard

[hasty narwhal]

I'VE DONE IT

I HAVE GIF PERMS

[jade wadi]

Safe space for men

[tranquil lantern]

if you go slowmode and turn your head really fast you can get willie poses to look really natural, its how I do all of mine except the ones where I chop people

[ornate stream]

sick pic

[hasty narwhal]

yeah so whip it tf out already

[jade wadi]

Oh that's actually a really cool tip! Thanks mate

[tranquil lantern]

learned it in my demo days

[soft osprey]

Sick

[jade wadi]

Those were the days

[tranquil lantern]

for sure

[hasty narwhal]

ok that's pretty illin'

[ornate stream]

im still in my demo days 😭

[soft osprey]

No they weren’t, the demo was mid and I’ll die on that hill

[jade wadi]

I think from the demo, this was my best one

[tranquil lantern]

demo was mid but its the only reason I half my sword 🥀

[stuck prairie]

i made a toddler sized charecter thats 89 kg and makeing him weild an ultra long 3.49kg pole arm

its so beutiful to watch

[hasty narwhal]

this is genuinely the scariest shit to ever happen to me (i had like 200 soulds unpaid off)

https://klipy.com/gifs/speed-covering-mouth

[stuck prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-8086630669522815021

[tranquil lantern]

17th repost of this image (slowmode head turn)

[jade wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kingdom-come-deliverance-gif-14042213953607243455

[tranquil lantern]

just pay the dead vro 🥀

[hasty narwhal]

istg nerf polarms

[hasty narwhal]

spent all my money on my sick ass polaxe

[hasty narwhal]

willy's iron willy

[tranquil lantern]

how are we dropping zombos in normal maps, is this the ue4ss or some enhancer

[rigid cairn]

candelabra always wins (i cant get my pictures to look good in abyss)

[sharp orchid]

half sword enchaner

[tranquil lantern]

oh fr?

they added zombo spawns

[sharp orchid]

yeah theres a new one for ea

[tranquil lantern]

I had that one, they mustve updated it

[rigid cairn]

the arena is just so photogenic

[sharp orchid]

they did

[stuck prairie]

babys first riot

[hasty narwhal]

god i want manorlords so bad

somebody get them to put it on sale just for tonight

[tight isle]

i replayed the demo a bit and yeah i was coping with the EA physics its... rough

[small glen]

stop stealing my knees

[hasty narwhal]

does anybody have blackmail on the devs

[stuck prairie]

ea physics feel nicer that demo because its acutally harder

[jade wadi]

Tried really hard to make it better, but the WASD is really fast in photo mode and hard to pinpoint where you want the pov to be exactly

[tranquil lantern]

I have it, its lowkey unfinished rn (not halfsword unfinished) but still fun

half the stuff isnt available

[stuck prairie]

all you need to do to win in demo is just get a sword and hold down thrust

[hasty narwhal]

i returned it

[tight isle]

i get what you mean but theres probably better words for this

[hasty narwhal]

but the new update circa a couple months ago fixed basically every issue i had

[sharp orchid]

hit z it will go slower

[ornate stream]

hey guys i have a question for the demo, what is the best weapon to get past the final boss? (not the one in gold armour)

[jade wadi]

Wait, really?!

[sharp orchid]

yep

[hasty narwhal]

yeah halfsword is pretty LABOR OF LOVE...

[tranquil lantern]

that was my issue, I picked the game back up a few days ago

[hasty narwhal]

oh shit wait this is the half sword discord

[tranquil lantern]

woah there partner, didnt say that

[jade wadi]

You are a lifesaver, how tf I didn't know that lol

[tight isle]

okay but if you were not lame and actually played the game correctly

[sharp orchid]

I didnt know it either i figured it out by accident

[jade wadi]

Gonna try it rn

[hasty narwhal]

i can technically get it rn

but i can wait

[jade wadi]

I also found by accident the other day that we can remove armor parts from our Willies by pressing H, quite the pleasant surprise

[hasty narwhal]

i want to get MENACE but 30 dollars on sale is kind of steep for a turn based strategy game

[tranquil lantern]

who would ever need this

[sharp orchid]

cool fun fact if you go in a byss with no fog, turn contrast all the way down and move around you get some after images, hitting z will change the rate of the afterimages. slower is on the left, faster on the right

[winged grotto]

i just shot a npc in the head it pierced his forehead and knocked his hat off and slammed him back like i punched him and yet he tried to get back up

[jade wadi]

ooh! That's how people make those lol

[winged grotto]

with the arrow through his head...

then gave up and died