halfsword-chat-⚔

[onyx moon]

devastating kick to the balls but why he lookin like dat

[lost rover]

No idea how this landed

[onyx moon]

takin a puff mid air i see

[tardy trout]

seriously.. how the fuck do i beat the baron?

[pseudo wadi]

Uppercut >O> !!

[onyx moon]

get goons

vro

get atleast one merc to distract him

[pseudo wadi]

You take something heavy and crush is head with it while the Merc do the maccarena with the others >O>

[onyx moon]

the merc sucks at sparring bro oh my days

idk whyt hey made the ai for mercs so incompetent

literally demo ai

[tardy trout]

did.. breezed through to last round.. even managed to get rid of his idiots.. then he just one or two shots me

[pseudo wadi]

I must have been lucky because the mercs saved me a couple of time.

[lost rover]

Superman Punch (kinda)

On his tippie toes

[onyx moon]

yeah usually i do the saving for them

[lost rover]

Playing with his willie made him nose-bleed out

[pseudo wadi]

He flew :c

[onyx moon]

baby willie roleplaying as a horseback rider

[tardy trout]

i kinda wish we could get an old school gauntlet mode going

maybe give us a list of appropriate attire and weapons for each level

[onyx moon]

schlap

[rocky zodiac]

does baron have golden shoes?

[timid estuary]

yes i think

[rocky zodiac]

well why cant I get them

[timid estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-willie-jar-one-willie-one-jar-half-sword-half-sword-jar-gif-15272861484555836104

[pseudo wadi]

PUNCH OF RECEDING HAIRLINE !!!

[pseudo wadi]

Nope, it's normal shoes that you can modifiy to have protection but they are not golden sadly ,w,

[molten pasture]

Guys does sparring build muscle

[onyx moon]

whatd you just call me

[opaque plover]

https://klipy.com/gifs/eso-knight

This game makes me feel like this guy

[onyx moon]

fly

[fallen glacier]

do you grant your opponents an honorable beheading after defeat?

[onyx moon]

no i throw them around

[opaque plover]

On a genocide run to 1,000 souls currently, so yes

[onyx moon]

sit

[opal ore]

i busted

my back

theyre literally beating it

my back is being beated on

by 3 guys

[opaque plover]

It's true, I was there busting his back

[opal ore]

and it hurts

[onyx moon]

i pray

pray

[fallen glacier]

you must decapitate them in one swift, precise strike. This is a mercy.

[autumn pollen]

how can i make muscles

[opaque plover]

Calorie excess with strenuous and regular exercise

[onyx moon]

for sure i am at the merci

[opaque plover]

And then a calorie deficit with regular exercise

[autumn pollen]

in game

[opaque plover]

Pokemon gyms

[onyx moon]

why he countin his fingers

[rapid pond]

How good is it as a swinging weapon

And what are your ingame settings ? Your gameplay looks smooth as hell

[lost rover]

Master of martial arts, Franken Burger.

[onyx moon]

master of grappling

finn germey

[finite bough]

is this aura farming chat?

[onyx moon]

medieval logan paul

[finite bough]

lol

[smoky field]

why he digging in his butt

[onyx moon]

AHH I JUST SAW IT

OH GAWD

[finite bough]

he is fisting

i mean fist fighting

[onyx moon]

i jumped so high i somehow tripped

GAH DAMN

[rose tinsel]

yeah that's kinda what jumping hard does lol

[onyx moon]

GAWD DAMN

WHAT A JUMP

im tilting

[finite bough]

pov: father picking up his son cause he broke something imp..

[quartz nimbus]

I may have hit him a little hard

[onyx moon]

good luck getting outta that

bad mouthed boy

[north gazelle]

Considering we have super strong wrists i would say forget regular swinging with it, if they fix the wrists then it will be similar to demo greatsword probably, i use it only halfswording. It's better for fully armored fights especially against pole opponents, easely ragdoll enemy, both the blade and pommel gives big blunt damage, it cut heads off very easely too, i beat the lord tourney with it it's on my channel posted too. If it's for unarmored fights then a light sword is better https://youtube.com/shorts/kSLtBlM2z50?si=7zidJuzLdhQw7TEq

[onyx moon]

that ought to teach him

[finite bough]

why is bro standing still???
'

[tardy trout]

have people modded weapons into the progression mode yet?

[finite bough]

yes.

[finite bough]

meet @restive barn

[onyx moon]

hows it feel now

[tardy trout]

curious if the staff becomes a viable weapon if it has metal caps on either end

[onyx moon]

bunny hop

[tardy trout]

because the basic bitch wooden staff is about as effective as a LARP sword..

[smoky field]

williegooning it??

[onyx moon]

OH MY GAWD

whyd his cheeks get reduced to that though

[torpid linden]

Optimization

[quartz nimbus]

what is bro doing

[tribal estuary]

whats the best weapon for man in arms

[low crypt]

billhook

[smoky field]

polearm

[opaque plover]

Flail

[smoky field]

https://klipy.com/gifs/scared-uh-oh

[potent crag]

I actually prefer halberd, billhook can be too unwieldy

[low crypt]

billhook polearm on a flail

[opaque plover]

Flail carried me ALLL the way to the Baron

[low crypt]

yeah but you can floor them or hook the neck

[smoky field]

flail is so goated

i love my flail

[quartz nimbus]

ayo????

[low crypt]

is it possible to enter photo mode after you die, it used to be

[opaque plover]

I don't think it is anymore

[low crypt]

damn

[opaque plover]

I replaced the flail with Baron's Beak since it's the best feeling weapon in the game

[tribal estuary]

whats the best flail type?

[opaque plover]

The one with the metal on the striking end

[low crypt]

isnt there only 2 types

[tribal estuary]

there are like 2 or 3

[smoky field]

how do you even end up like this??

[tribal estuary]

if you count the base one

[smoky field]

the one with metal

on the tip

[tribal estuary]

wdym

[onyx moon]

this is so badass

except i lost and won

🔥

[tribal estuary]

there r 2 with metal on the tip

[low crypt]

They should add the witchkings flail from lord of the rings

that one is sick

though unpractical

[thorny token]

question: if i down onew of my allies in a tournement, do i lose them later in that tournement?

or can i break his knees, take his shi and have it back next round?

[opaque plover]

Question: HOW did you down an ally? I can't kill them for shit

[quartz nimbus]

dragon sword Z

[quartz nimbus]

wasps

[opaque plover]

W

Well if they're only DOWN, you can go grab them and pick them up

[quartz nimbus]

the wasps will kill them

[opaque plover]

If they're dead, they're gone forever and you'll have to hire someone new

[smoky field]

what do we think of jacked naked willie??

[quartz nimbus]

yeah but you get their stuff if they die

[wild bronze]

guys should I be scared of the lord tourney

[thorny token]

using the enemy

[wild bronze]

prize is 1000

I'm scared

any tips

[thorny token]

just dont help them

[smoky field]

hire muscle

[opaque plover]

You can get their stuff without them dying

[wild bronze]

all of em?

[smoky field]

just 2

[vague mulch]

I want to extend my Willie like you

[thorny token]

u can get it if they drop it to

i was trying to get the guy in armour to kick the bucket

[opaque plover]

Well I wanna do it, to feel the satisfaction of being Darth Vader and them failing me for the last time

[onyx moon]

i pray let me go hence unharmed

[wild bronze]

lowk got beheaded

[smoky field]

willie getting his willie willied clean by willie

[vague mulch]

i dont know how to feel about his

this

[fallen glacier]

Grant them mercy, a swift beheading.

[quartz nimbus]

I just jump kicked this dude in the nuts

I DONT KNOW WHAT I JUST DID

HELP

[quartz nimbus]

i HIT MY HEAD ON THE CHANDELIER

[smoky field]

who is he

[ember osprey]

looks painful

[fallen glacier]

1450 willie with hair

[smoky field]

these willies look so stupid 💔

[opaque plover]

Why he got it out

[smoky field]

forgot his pants at home

ufo

[velvet wren]

How tf are you guys doing this? You mod the game yourself or something?

[fallen glacier]

he's resting his hand on a ufo

[onyx moon]

hes grabbing the frame??

[fallen glacier]

in my case sort of yeah, with unreal engine unlocker

there's a ufo in slums and alley

yea

[velvet wren]

damn, i wish i knew how to code :/ im only able to do very simple stuff with cheat engine

[torpid linden]

I am once again suffering from skill issue

[fallen glacier]

here's the one in alley

[torpid linden]

I had the footwork down and I was getting easy wins.

Suddenly my footwork is sloppy and I keep getting my ass beat

[smoky field]

i found a glitch to fly lmao

[torpid linden]

That be witchcraft, sir.

[smoky field]

hes the guy from aladdin

[north gazelle]

Are we gonna fight medieval aliens in future updates

[torpid linden]

https://tenor.com/view/new-goblin-gif-23501353

[smoky field]

https://tenor.com/view/new-goblin-gif-23501353

[fallen glacier]

maybe. Aliens are canon to half sword universe now who knows

[torpid linden]

Flying skateboard is peak design

[vague mulch]

i just accidentally stripped how do i put my clothes on

[torpid linden]

You can do that?

[vague mulch]

i was trying to put things on

[smoky field]

pick it up with e/q and hold e/q

[vague mulch]

thank you

[fallen glacier]

yea by pressing H

[torpid linden]

damn

[fallen glacier]

ufo in slums

[north gazelle]

Why is there a fully rendered ufo with 10 millions polygons on my map

[smoky field]

future updat e

alien willie

[north gazelle]

That's the slums map viewed from far away

[velvet wren]

When injecting DLL into half sword, it gives fatal error

[rose tinsel]

norman reedus lol

[stable glacier]

My dumbass mercenary hit a lever on hall and killed me💔

[vague mulch]

crissbow is amazing

[opal ore]

no!

your wrong!

i think

[fallen glacier]

this is a misconception. This is how any map would look seen from far away, it's not rendering an entire planet it's just the way UE handles the world space as far as I understand. And it's not the skybox you're seeing here like I've seen posited. The video this comes from, you witness the round skybox vanish within the first couple seconds because its so small. Here's an example of the Forest skybox. The camera is zooming out much slower compared to the other vid

[velvet wren]

Ey man, i see that i downloaded the free unlocker for UE4 games instead of the V5 one.. Did you buy it through patreon?

[fallen glacier]

I subbed to otis_inf a while back he makes good tools

[velvet wren]

i see

[smoky field]

find the willie challenge

[north gazelle]

Dw ik i'm just joking

It wouldn't run if it was an entire planet

[fallen glacier]

12k faces which is pretty wild for a background prop so far away lol. It would be better if it was just like a billboard texture really

[onyx moon]

does anyone have a recording of big willies screaming

i love how they scream like a lawn mower

[north gazelle]

Yeah it looks clean view from close lmao ik this things eat some fps

Yes we need an ufo with full ray tracing far away from the player

But in all seriousness it's a nice easter egg

Maybe hinting at future update

Or just something funny like the dev did with the plane in kcd2

[twilit cedar]

why is he naked'

[onyx moon]

ima try to beat up the beggar champion

[smoky field]

bug

[onyx moon]

um

thats embarrassing

[twilit cedar]

blur

jfgdjfgsdkgdfdsfj

the money i got from refunding a game isnt in my wallet yet

i wish it took less than 24 hours

since i got it to be pending at 9

pm

[onyx moon]

flexing on the enemy

[royal ruin]

how to make early release run smoother? for me the game only works with borderline 8bit graphics (custom pc parts totaling about 500usd)

[covert tulip]

HOLY HELL LOOK AT HIS HELMET

THAT TOOK ONE HEAVY BLOW

[shell fern]

have you dx12 or dx11 on

[fallen glacier]

To reduce settings further in an attempt to conserve more resources:

1. Exit Half Sword then download the attached engine.ini.txt file and rename it to engine.ini

2. Press Windows key + R to bring up a Run box, in the Run box put %LOCALAPPDATA%/HalfSwordUE5/Saved/Config/Windows/ and click OK or press enter.

3. Once you're in that directory place the engine.ini file there. Right click>Properties on the engine.ini file and check the Read-Only box, or it will get deleted upon starting the game.

[shell fern]

it did

[royal ruin]

thx

[shell fern]

also put reflex on its smoother

[royal ruin]

reflex?

[shell fern]

yeah in graphics setings

[dry trellis]

WHy does a weapon slip out of my hands

Randomly

[quartz pebble]

is it just me or does the weaponsmith look like linus tech tips???

[vague mulch]

doesnt steal enough of my money

[quartz pebble]

like look at him, that is literally LTT right there

[dry trellis]

Can someone answer

[lunar compass]

ok freeplay is cool but not having max weight sucks

[quartz pebble]

its probably heavy

[vague mulch]

i mean i see it

ish

[royal ruin]

on the topic of willies grip why cant even get a decent collartie? buddy just lets go when im tryping to wrestle the opponent

[quartz pebble]

aand ur not moving it slowly enough for its weight

[quartz pebble]

five him the fit and the pointy beard and the facial hair and they would be twinning

[lunar compass]

man what the fuck are they doing

[quartz pebble]

what does ts even mean

[primal geyser]

you know exactly what they're doing

[primal geyser]

he looks like gary oldman in Leon the Professional

I don't see Linus

[quartz pebble]

i dont really see gary

[dry trellis]

Rip randolf he will be missed

[quartz pebble]

yeah i dont think the jester can fix that one

[autumn thunder]

bro

[fallen glacier]

o shiot

one of the craziest bleedouts I've seen

[royal ruin]

that helped so much.
id order u a pizza and hooker if i had ur address

[vague mulch]

macerena

[fallen glacier]

glad to help

[true shore]

how to turn on frame gen?

[fallen glacier]

If your system doesn't natively support framegen you can try this -
https://github.com/Nukem9/dlssg-to-fsr3

[keen whale]

best weapon?

[fallen glacier]

sword stretched pollaxe

[keen whale]

huh

i know a pollaxe

but wym sword stretched pollaxe

[fallen glacier]

go to the weapon smith, select sword, max out all of the top sliders, switch to pollaxe, don't touch any of the top sliders, switch the head at least once, then customize and weight it how you want. It will be longer than typically possible for a pollaxe

Not by a huge amount, but enough that it gives a pretty good advantage

[keen whale]

it barley does damage

[fallen glacier]

you made it wrong then I guess

[languid wedge]

How do I choose what weapon goes into what slot in inventory? The game seems to have a mind of its own about it

[quartz nimbus]

cant

[fallen glacier]

you can

[fallen glacier]

are you talking about from the item menu?

in your chest

[languid wedge]

Yes

Chest indeed

[true shore]

i do have 5070

[quartz nimbus]

what the fuck is a sword stretched poleaxe

oh, ew

that poleaxe sounds garbage

[dry trellis]

So clean

[quartz nimbus]

short poleaxe >

[dry trellis]

I hate weapons being stuck in the ground does anyone else experience this

[fallen glacier]

equip a weapon that can't be holstered first, something to occupy your hands. Then, (referncing the weapon wheel) choose the weapon you want holstered in your top right inventory slot. Then choose the weapon you want in your top left inventory slot. Then in your bottom right, then in your bottom left. Afterwards you can unequip the big weapon you first equipped if you want, and put a one handed in it, or dual wield one-handed weapons. Not sure if it will let you dual-wield two handed weapons

that's the order it goes in when you equip holstered stuff from the chest menu

[languid wedge]

Alright

[whole eagle]

why the fuck i cant play

[whole eagle]

the demo!!

[gilded breach]

does it not launch?

[whole eagle]

it does but says no licenses

dude

its the demo...

https://giphy.com/gifs/shaking-head-selim-helal-selimhelal-Yr9WZb9zxIz0aPAcLi

[quartz nimbus]

blade backside better, its also better shorter

[whole eagle]

the demo is free fuh

[quartz nimbus]

no sweetspot on a short poleaxe, it always does consistent one shots

[knotty drift]

Does this work?

[gilded breach]

try and verify game files for now

[whole eagle]

no

downloaded it from steam

[fallen glacier]

yes #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[whole eagle]

it sel

[fallen glacier]

What issue are you having?

[languid wedge]

Ok, so my "longsword" (which is really a two-handed falchion) didn't properly count as two-handed and the buckler kept replacing it, then I tried an arming sword and buckler and then the longsword replaced the arming sword.

This really needs a drag-and-drop system lol. But I guess that works for now.

[whole eagle]

says no licenses

[quartz nimbus]

it needs a category system too lol

[whole eagle]

i wanna play demo

!!1

[fallen glacier]

like, when you start the game or what

[whole eagle]

it crashes when i start it

[fallen glacier]

alright, it crashes and says no licenses? Are you able to send a pic?

[whole eagle]

ok

[north gazelle]

https://youtu.be/y7V4UbHtRJs?si=S7q7l97XCxTcttwr
Feel free to watch the first clips of the video it shows the build i sent, this poleaxe is so strong it can surrender enemies in one bodyshot, will often kill in one headshot, always knocks helmets off (can knock armets off even), can instantly break bones in one shot too.

[whole eagle]

yayay thanks for your help

it worked

[gilded breach]

np fam

[whole eagle]

i verified and it done

[quartz nimbus]

mine does the exact same because it swings extremely fast and has most of its mass in the head, while being balanced enough to never overswing

I run 4 spike head, and blade rear

[whole eagle]

why when i play hs enchancer it crashes

again

damn

so halfsword enchancer

do not work

no more

[quartz nimbus]

blade rear catches their polearm and you can shift + S to backdash and tear it away from them

[north gazelle]

Tbh any time i use a shorter and lighter poleaxe it's just weaker, still has power but way less blunt damage, it can't do anything i listed there beside knocking helmets off but less often, also less likely to break bones too, i made another video comparing 4 different weights for poleaxe and it shows clear difference in terms of power

4 spikes is the best head tho 100%

Send your build steve i wanna try

[quartz nimbus]

F=MA, a big heavy poleaxe is going to do everything you said but its not as controllable or balanced. I swing faster and have more control. Its true its not a garaunteed one hit every time but it is a garaunteed knockdown every time

about as close as I could get it in the crafting. If im wrong ill own it

be happy to be proven wrong

[restive barn]

give me y'alls language conspiracy theories and i'll debunk them

if they're false

[knotty drift]

From crashes to 3fps in fights
Thanks dude this helped

[restive barn]

or debunkable

[dry trellis]

Pollaxe is absolute garbage

[north gazelle]

I agree shorter poleaxe have a bigger speed to damage trade, less impact power lost compared to speed gained, but for me it's less reliable and safer, but this is very playstyle dependent 100%, some people prefer faster poleaxe and others prefer more powerful and with more reach to instantly shut down the enemies, some people even play with 6 kg poleaxe lol

[quartz nimbus]

only conspiracy theory I believe is that @white oracle is hiding the blued armor from us on purpose

[restive barn]

i mean we have no real definition of language so i guess

[whole eagle]

what a loser that doesnt know ball

[restive barn]

krill issue

[quartz nimbus]

the 6KG poleaxe users are unhinged

[knotty drift]

Anyone know how to turn off shadows?

[restive barn]

that's me gng

[quartz nimbus]

I know whenever we get multiplayer im going to get cooked by one and crash out

[north gazelle]

Yeah these are crazy lmao, they're very fun to play still

[restive barn]

actually i take that back i have adapted for more modern times

[north gazelle]

Hits like a black hole

[dry trellis]

Way better weapon

[faint peak]

how to train muscules and is there any kind of indicator of how muscular am i?

besides visual ofc

[quartz nimbus]

I personally prefer the alt grip on my poleaxe, which lets me attack with either side. that hook and spike pommel is so good

[faint peak]

cuz i got mass 89kg and the slider to the right

[knotty drift]

Does anyone know how to disable shadows??

[quartz nimbus]

slightly off topic but I did this and have no idea how to replicate it

I hit my head on the chandelier as well, so that wasnt even my max height

[whole eagle]

why halfsword enchancer no work

[north gazelle]

We should be able to craft 20 kg swords

[restive barn]

come on i want a brain excersize give me ur langauge conspiracy theories

[north gazelle]

I want a horse on my sword

[restive barn]

i think luke did that

[north gazelle]

Lmaoo

[rigid lodge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAyL9aolpPA Cart fortress are great for Flails apparently

[lost rover]

Negative!!! 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 ONLY dedicated ceremonial sword could be that heavy!!!! 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 🤓

[restive barn]

come on is there some sort of tinfoil hat uncle here somewhere

yes

[whole eagle]

i wish we can throw mud at willies so to blind them for 10 secs

[rigid lodge]

the real question, why it haven't increased more?

[vague mulch]

important detail

[lost rover]

He's in the growing stage if you take off the "PANZU" it shows the bulge slowly but surely developing into a Mentula

It GROWS 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡

[restive barn]

big ass handcannon

please censor sh*wer

[rigid lodge]

Fucking yeeeeeeeeeeeeees the cannon

[restive barn]

i wish we had something like this in the game

[north gazelle]

The dev perfected it for a year, it's why ea was delayed too

[jolly gorge]

i sense a patch improving freemode on the horizon

[rigid lodge]

10 vs 10 willies with 2 with those bad boys on each team

[lost rover]

You clearly havent unlocked his quantum tunneling fist that rapidly twists your opponent's scrotum TREE(3) times within the span of 0.2 seconds which will cause the other guy's balls to rupture not from the force or pressure but the sheer entropy that the absolute space manipulation of his hand causes from the Light(TREE) speed tickling the testes inside 🤓

[north gazelle]

So real, they don't want it to be like a sandbox, we can't even get a max weight and height character

[lost rover]

This shows that he is boundless

[jolly gorge]

i think theyre ready to cave in if it means less negative ratings on stem

[fallen glacier]

I don't mind the free mode they're implementing. Free mode indeed isn't sandbox, but it would be cool if they added a sandbox mode as well

no, the sale ended

[whole parrot]

release sale ended

[lost rover]

Pete's ZA

[north gazelle]

I'm ngl i would prefer having a mode where we can choose character customisation, loadout, maps, enemies we fight (including bosses), and number of enemies we fight, would be nice to fight like 5 baron or whatever

[fallen glacier]

it was discounted for the first 2 weeks

[sharp wave]

what's the max muscle

[restive barn]

if you step on one of the cannonballs you fucking die

[north gazelle]

The cm himself said they ain't gonna make free mode a sandbox

[restive barn]

whos the cm

[north gazelle]

Mcwonderbeast

[jolly gorge]

[sharp wave]

im at 95kg

[restive barn]

what if i change that

[rigid lodge]

As Willie in the big bright sky intended

[digital oracle]

money is broken

[lost rover]

Never seen fat fuck right

[sharp wave]

since you need to burn stamina, use slow motion since it drains your stamina

also swing during it

like a whole lot

[north gazelle]

Wym

Ahhh modding

I forgor

[restive barn]

what if i made free mode a sandbox

[lost rover]

My guy "fatass" weighed 3388kg and escaped the menu

[rigid lodge]

My favorite playable character

DOOR

[north gazelle]

My dream is working wrist

[digital oracle]

money doesnt work

[rigid lodge]

I wonder how they would implement that, it would need a whole new set of controls to control the wrist further

[restive barn]

the wrist works perfectly they just added more stuff you can do with it

[north gazelle]

If they don't fix wrists strength i will go ballistic in steam reviews

[restive barn]

handcannon

[north gazelle]

I genuinely believe that my grandma has more wrists strength if she were to swing a 2 kg sword

[lost rover]

I also had a guy called fatfuck who was around (probably) 58 tons but could never actually get to see him in menu cause the game crashed due to his sheer size

[north gazelle]

The wrists are too floppy and limp compared to the demo

[restive barn]

opt into more careful swings

[restive barn]

they allow for more wrist movement like moulinets

[north gazelle]

It's not really the character strength the issue is just from the wrists themselves, demo has perfect control and handling compared to ea for swords and other weapons in general

The wrists being limp are the reason for that

[rigid lodge]

Let me buy my BOLTS

Devs: No

[lost rover]

Say that to Franken Burger

[north gazelle]

Nah i swear it's not skill issue i can beat the game any time any day any weapon, i got gauntlet speedrun wr (current) on demo. There's truly an issue with wrists on ea especially for swords, affecting handling and control, it's just very floppy likr the character doesn't put any strength in his wrists

[lost rover]

How i yearn for a curved sword

[vernal osprey]

is there a way to grab someone and not automatically let go sometimes for some reason?

[north gazelle]

Ain't talking to you

[lost rover]

I'm sorry 😢

[north gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-spongebob-patrick-star-derp-duh-gif-21500047

[ionic birch]

baron armet needs a plume so bad

[lost rover]

Remove the wrapper and youll have your burger

[storm idol]

Where tf did you get this

[ionic birch]

what are you even sayin

[restive barn]

i made it

[lost rover]

Get the horse lifter achievement

You need to use nothing and rip off the horse's head

then proceed to kill the baron

with said horse head

[storm idol]

Wait am i speaking to THE chrome334 🥲

[vital dagger]

Who's next.

[restive barn]

trust me it's good

[restive barn]

Yes

[lost rover]

Owed 5 pesos btw

[wet plume]

are they planning on updates anytime soon?

[vital dagger]

damn real

[wet plume]

does this game have a roadmap i can look at?

[storm idol]

Can you make a kanabo for me papi ?

[vague mulch]

accidentally made bob katter

[dry trellis]

Can the devs just release a hotfix already

[restive barn]

check my latest weapon pack i think there's one in there

[slim meadow]

nou

[kind crystal]

can someone buy me halfsword 🥺

[proud knoll]

decked out jordan

[kind crystal]

🥺

🥺

because

uhhh

[kind crystal]

how long has the

release been out

[dry trellis]

Since january 30th

[kind crystal]

okay so

[vital dagger]

how u hold it so good

[kind crystal]

a week before that

i had my laptop to someone

[faint peak]

can zombies bit through plate armour?

[kind crystal]

so they can fix the windows update settings

and that person had exams

so i waited for

about luke

like

half a month

[kind crystal]

and when i finally got it

[faint peak]

cuz its hard to kill them so stomping them is the best way for me and idk if im taking dmg when they bite me

[kind crystal]

it was in windows 11

and

i didnt find halfsword there

@sudden lava are you even watching

[whole parrot]

the key is either crushing the skull with a mace or slicing them to bits

[kind crystal]

and all my stuff got resetted

like

[restive barn]

lots of finnicking

[kind crystal]

my game data and all that

@sudden lava that's it

[restive barn]

there's a guide on proper grip on the arquebus mod desc

[kind crystal]

i said my data was erased

cus the windows was updated to 11

so

i did

i did but only the demo

[vague mulch]

bro did you upgrade by formatting your drive

[proud knoll]

if u own the game on steam u will have it on steam even if your l;aptop gets fucked vro

[dry trellis]

Such a fake story lmao

[faint peak]

i use polehammer and longsword but idk why in the abyss i get tired and i resort to slicing them up BUT THEY SURVIVE WITH NO ARMS AND LEGS and stabbing is really hard for me so stabbing them in the face is next to impossible

[vague mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1375301364766347384/Willie_business_card.gif

[kind crystal]

well how do i proove it

[faint peak]

so im curious if i take dmg if im fully plated

[whole parrot]

you have to slice em in half

[faint peak]

from their bites

[proud knoll]

also can you grab weapons from enemies belts/

[dry trellis]

Show me a image of your steam library

[vital dagger]

you lie like your ass, find something more believable 😂
You can't lose your steam, its saved by cloud, I moved to a new pc and still owned my shit

[small glen]

Polehammer? U mean Pollaxe??

[whole parrot]

they nibble at your plate but i dont think you can take damage when they're biting your armor

[faint peak]

yea poleaxe

but without the axe aspects

[dry trellis]

@kind crystal Show me a image of your steam library

[kind crystal]

pkay let me log on

[dry trellis]

Screenshot*

[kind crystal]

okay*

[digital oracle]

guys i have an idea

be able to buy ancient creatine to get bigger muscles

[dry trellis]

Are you done

[vague mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1236426700577968189/1363854714420330526/VID_20250421082722453-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[primal geyser]

ye olde supplement shoppe

[kind crystal]

im trying to remember the password

[vague mulch]

have you tried password

or wordpass

[proud knoll]

vro 💔

[digital oracle]

Henry's supps stotre

[dry trellis]

This is the reason why you shouldn't log out

[digital oracle]

or be able to buy steroids

[soft osprey]

Man am I glad I write my password down. It just took me like 15 years of forgetting passwords to start

[whole parrot]

i usually just change my password with each log in

[proud knoll]

also managed to loot a longsword from a guy

[kind crystal]

bro

[dry trellis]

Same

[kind crystal]

Oh my god bruh

[digital oracle]

stupid ragamuffin

[primal geyser]

you guys never heard of password managers? your browser usually has one built in

[primal geyser]

all my passwords are like OPUED;;!HRHY%^&@F934530BE-NFiyuqwieitri

[vague mulch]

i keep my password tattooed on my forehead

[digital oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428801654869725416/twearking.gif

[proud knoll]

y'all use passwords for your accounts?

[vague mulch]

you just leaked some random dudes password

[fallen glacier]

not too bad. Pretty basic though, gonna try new stuff with it. It can be unwieldy sometimes

[primal geyser]

he probably had it coming

[dry trellis]

https://klipy.com/gifs/no-gif-no-gif-perms

[proud knoll]

holy shit how much does this shit weigh lmao

[digital oracle]

hedgeborn

coward

[fallen glacier]

I think like around 5 or 6 kg, have to check

[proud knoll]

jesus

[digital oracle]

You're Mom.

[proud knoll]

is your strength maxxed/

[lean niche]

Dolt!

hedge-born!

[digital oracle]

-insult

[lean niche]

🚫 floydstappen, you can't use that.

Cuckold!

[digital oracle]

hahaha

cuckold

[lean niche]

Rogue!

[dry trellis]

hedgeborn

[lean niche]

🚫 floydstappen, you can't use that.

[digital oracle]

fuck you

[fallen glacier]

I had a video of one shotting the baron with it, got a good blow to the head but the video is like messed up cus I tried to record in too high of quality. I'll get it again tho at some point

[stable hull]

how do you get your fists behind willie's leg when trying to grapple

[fallen glacier]

yea

[dry trellis]

rogue!

[primal geyser]

rekt

[lean niche]

Hellewite!

[vague mulch]

ragamuffin

[lean niche]

Lewdster!

[dry trellis]

-insult

[ember berry]

removed clipping = accidental shield nerf?

[proud knoll]

why people in commoner tourney have peasant or worse weapons

[vague mulch]

we killed willie

[dry trellis]

cuckold

[lean niche]

Raggamuffin!

Scoundrel!

[vague mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1375301364766347384/Willie_business_card.gif

[dry trellis]

Raggamuffin

[lean niche]

hedge-born!

[whole parrot]

we hate commoners and we want to see them DIEEE

[proud knoll]

i love looting random stuff from enemies

like i have a hauberk i have some leg protection i have this helmet

its peak

[small glen]

Repost

[vital dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1469584731656949790/FXPMLIN.gif

[whole parrot]

headshot but like, it's dark so that means it's impressive

i think he's still trying to

remember his password

[dry trellis]

I think hes just a liar

[whole parrot]

i thought he was trying to scam his way into getting the game on steam LOL

[small glen]

Just change the password

[whole parrot]

ima be real

[proud knoll]

i mean it was obvious kekw

[whole parrot]

i forgot my steam account password

please gift me the game

free

please

[proud knoll]

tourney won woo

[digital oracle]

hell yeah im lord now

[proud knoll]

lmfao

"proficiency with microsoft excel"
then i struggle to merge 2 cells

okay i just sliced some willie's arm and then i kicked him in the balls

10/10

[vague mulch]

I'm doing a programming course at uni and I CANNOT do java at all

granted it's an intro course but fuck java

[proud knoll]

first time?

i will need to write java code on paper next semester

🫡

[restive barn]

spare him or execute him

[proud knoll]

execute

[small glen]

Steal his panzu, and then kill him

[proud knoll]

also who tf modded guns into halfsword already

[small glen]

Ur mum

[proud knoll]

upsides of having a longsword, quick fights
downsides :

[weak osprey]

Ah yes the longsword

Has many souls absorbed

[proud knoll]

long sword is two half swords

two halves make a full

so its a full sword

[weak osprey]

crazy

[slow anchor]

I like this

[weak osprey]

That is simply jaw dropping

[slow anchor]

I will probably never be able to recreate this

[thorn scarab]

very nice neck shot

[restive barn]

how u liking the mod so far

[slow anchor]

pretty good. I just with there was a way to make these custom weapons properly grippable

like the crossbow

[weak osprey]

What weapon you using cuh

[thorn scarab]

polearm

[weak osprey]

What kind of polearm specifically

[delicate falcon]

wacawaca

[thorn scarab]

billhook type its how the hook got stuck on the neck

[weak osprey]

hmmm alr

[restive barn]

there is a way and i'm working to find a solution. people like luke have done this before. i haven't done it because my pc is dumb and stubborn

[slow anchor]

luke?

[delicate falcon]

Cool disarm with axe

[restive barn]

wtf lmao

it's not that hard

[delicate falcon]

no fucking way man

dont worry about it

[restive barn]

something complaining about the baron challenge's difficulty

[restive barn]

hi

Greetings!

[tough badger]

game seems incredible

[restive barn]

holy fucking SNIPE bro😂 ✌️

[tough badger]

woah

typa mods are tthese

[south fox]

is there anyway to get more bolts for cross bow?

[restive barn]

got him looking like a rockstar on tour😂

[zealous saddle]

i got tped here with this random guy and idk what to do w him

[restive barn]

BURN

[zealous saddle]

i wanted to break down a barrel

[north gazelle]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[vernal osprey]

bring him to the other side of the map, and also you were supposed to safely bring the drunk guy home😔

[zealous saddle]

ahh shit

[kind crystal]

i was eating and doing stuff in my dads basement

im trying to log in now

i have the password n shit

[proud igloo]

gang 14 souls wanted me

what do i do

[vernal osprey]

kill them all

[zealous saddle]

dawg what am i sopuse to do when he is flying away

[proud igloo]

i only have fists im doing no fist run

[echo onyx]

hold ground and die

[proud igloo]

💔

[zealous saddle]

what kind of alcohol did he drink

[normal idol]

make them meet your fists

[vernal osprey]

tell gravity to not do that and pray it works

[tough badger]

chipsy chips

[zealous saddle]

how much is it

[tough badger]

dont bother it's like 25 euros

too much

[zealous saddle]

lemme see

dang 70 pln

i ain't ubuying that even for myself

even tho im palying the full game

[tough badger]

you are polish?

[tough badger]

how are you playin it?

[zealous saddle]

im polish and already ansered that

[restive barn]

i saw somebody on reddit with 450 souls

[proud igloo]

mate WHAT

how much enemies 😭

[zealous saddle]

wtf is that

[proud igloo]

my willie is beautiful as always

[zealous saddle]

did u de glove someones flce

[tough badger]

didnt see the answer idk

[delicate falcon]

this is the inside of someones neck

[proud igloo]

texas chainsaw massacre man

[tough badger]

still dont see it

[zealous saddle]

im down to 4 coins

[normal idol]

he probably pirated it or someone gave it to him

[proud igloo]

how are u so poor

[zealous saddle]

i bought the game btw

i noly pirate film

[zealous saddle]

i bought 8 masers

[tough badger]

dont understand howw ppeople actually gift steam games

never seen iit before

[normal idol]

i think you can do it

[proud igloo]

u can select buy as gift in the buyting page

[zealous saddle]

i mean i gifted a friend among us cause he wanted to play w me

it waon 50% off

[restive barn]

bURN BRUN

[zealous saddle]

my flex in life is that i sell robux to my class mates

[slow anchor]

I wish I knew how to mod man

[tough badger]

my friend wouldnt gift me a game even if it was 1 euro lowkey

[normal idol]

🫡

[delicate falcon]

HOW

HOW DO YOU BEGIN TO MOD THIS SHIT IN

[restive barn]

BURN BURN BURN BURN

[zealous saddle]

my crying with 20 fps on a good day and a good map

[delicate falcon]

Now make a minigun.

[restive barn]

bet

[delicate falcon]

actually should be the easiest to grab having the chainsaw grip and all

[normal idol]

a chainsaw would be a great weapon

or a saw

[zealous saddle]

or a chain

or a chain with a saw

[normal idol]

a saw chain could be cool too

[zealous saddle]

yeah

just a hude chain or saws

that orbits around you like a saturns ring

[normal idol]

half swording a saw would be amazing

[restive barn]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m7kxYfT2WIrr-aPmh?invite=cr-MSxQYkosNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=15

[past abyss]

his hand floating bruh

[zealous saddle]

imagine a game called half saws

[normal idol]

😭

[normal idol]

would be great

[zealous saddle]

baloon

[restive barn]

can watch? pleas🥹

[soft osprey]

Love it

[restive barn]

lmao the fire particles took me too long to do

[slow anchor]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m7kFr0FOqzMrL3p3O?invite=cr-MSxRR1YsNTIwMDUwNDI3

[restive barn]

yo holy snipe bro😭

[slow anchor]

looked a bit too realistic

[slow anchor]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m7kdJ8isVklQ5zJH_?invite=cr-MSxPQ2gsNTIwMDUwNDI3&v=4

[timid estuary]

how do u do this

[normal idol]

close enough, welcome back LiveLeak

[zealous saddle]

what setting do yall keep your "game" on like damage to npc and player

[restive barn]

lmao how many attempts did that take

[slow anchor]

default

[slow anchor]

4

[zealous saddle]

i just max both

[restive barn]

holy shit that would've taken me like 50

[zealous saddle]

unless im loosing bad on the 7th round

[slow anchor]

that's why it would be so awesome to have an actual grip

[restive barn]

soon trust

im still tryna figure it out

[zealous saddle]

i just lower my damage whenever im loosing bad

[slow anchor]

I believe in you

[timid estuary]

can someone tell me how to get in this white map

[tough badger]

i need to wait for the next discount to buy this

:ssob

[slow anchor]

it's modded

[kind crystal]

@sudden lava alright im back

tell me what do i prove

[restive barn]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/200 download this and check the desc for a tutorial on how to download

[timid estuary]

thanks!

[restive barn]

it's the shooting range map under update v0.0.4

[restive barn]

next update should be a major update

[kind crystal]

sorry i was doing stuff

now what do prove to you

do i*

bro

[slow anchor]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m7kdJ8isVklQ5zJH_?invite=cr-MSxPQ2gsNTIwMDUwNDI3&v=4

[kind crystal]

you or someone else

said

[slow anchor]

aw

[kind crystal]

that sounds fake

[slow anchor]

wrong clip

[kind crystal]

dawg

@sudden lava

how do you forget this fast

[restive barn]

how r u liking the shooting range

[slow anchor]

It's good. I just wish the rt splatters would appear

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m7kLzna5OGi2QxXRs?invite=cr-MSxJZTQsNTIwMDUwNDI3&v=6

[kind crystal]

@dry trellis

im back

now what do i prove to you

[dry trellis]

Screenshot your steam library

[restive barn]

i think they use a material function for that but idrk🤔

[dry trellis]

Great axe is the goat

[kind crystal]

i might have forgotten to find it

isnt it inventory

[dry trellis]

You can't forget to find it

[restive barn]

the guns have a WILD effect on hair

[kind crystal]

@dry trellis

[dry trellis]

Coming soon???????

[kind crystal]

dm me

[bleak bramble]

dr weird?

[restive barn]

probably

[stable hull]

how do i interlock my hands IN WILLIES KNEES IN DEMO

[kind crystal]

@sudden lava wait

do you even have the money

oh okay just asking

im waiting for carrot to see my proof

so he can shut up

[zealous saddle]

i love when i just look at 2 npcs fighitng

[soft osprey]

Theyre asking to see your steam library for proof you owned the game but now it’s not in your library?

[kind crystal]

yes

do i show you too

[quartz nimbus]

I need all the blued armor man

why cant I find the curiass or greaves

[soft osprey]

Im confused how that proves anything? A picture of your steam library not having halfsword just means you didnt buy halfsword. If that’s what I’m understanding

[zealous saddle]

hey, what does insuring do

[quartz nimbus]

fuck off

pics or youre lying

[kind crystal]

idk bro thats what he wants to see

and hes not replying rn

[bleak bramble]

purchase history would make more sense

but if your game disappeared you should be reaching out to steam not discord chats

[soft osprey]

If you actually wanna prove it then yeah, purchase history plus steam library, but like this guy said, idk what you expect discorders to do haha

[tender topaz]

im not 100% sure but i think

• keeps items if you end combat some way so you dont have to pick them up
• keeps items along saves even after death

may be wrong, please fact check me someone

[runic jasper]

how many armor parts does the baron have?

[kind crystal]

im begging someone to buy the game for me

that's how i got here

[soft osprey]

Oh is that what’s going on?

[soft osprey]

Begging isn’t allowed, please don’t continue

[kind crystal]

he said gimme one good reason

[kind crystal]

oh

[quartz nimbus]

he has curiass, greaves, standart, cuiass, spaulders, helmet, gauntlets, and I think one more item

[kind crystal]

sorry...

[soft osprey]

I thought this was about an actual game or steam error lol

[kind crystal]

@soft osprey what about dms

wait really

bro how do i know that its sarcasm

what

[sleek gull]

sarcasm doesn't always translate via text so well lol.

[quartz nimbus]

that wasnt even close to sarcasm

I think youre just a liar

grow up.

[soft osprey]

I mean I literally can’t stop you but I wouldn’t recommend it. If someone reports you for harassment in DM’s begging you’ll be removed though

[kind crystal]

oh okay

[remote crypt]

Yeah like. You're a stranger on the internet

In the age of everyone struggling, or not giving a fuck.

[sleek gull]

MCS (Main Character Syndrome) <- This is a joke

[soft osprey]

I fall into all three of these categories

[feral moon]

a

[zealous saddle]

why cab't i wear the vambrace

[sleek gull]

To wear a Vambrace, you must be wearing an Arming Doublet. But it must have the Arm Chains removed.

[dry trellis]

The devs ruined the long weapons

My character drops its weapon specifically a warstaff or something

[remote crypt]

yes. You can also tell when I got bored of sword willie

[zealous saddle]

dang i reached the 0 coins

[bleak bramble]

time to bring the drunk guy home
definitely dont chop him in half and just bring his head and arm

dont do it

[sleek gull]

If you are at 0, check the Inn Keeper. He might have an Errand that is basically free money

[zealous saddle]

last time the barrel deafeted me

and the drunk guy look too good to be true to i choped him up

[quartz nimbus]

the dark souls life bar was incredible

the first time I saw an image I thought someone made a meme out of it

[zealous saddle]

i love how i can just hit the drunk guy with me sheild when he not follojng me orders

[remote crypt]

I just holster my shit and walk with him

then punch his lights out so he doesnt come back

[zealous saddle]

im draggin this b

[sleek gull]

I dragged him by his face to the door

[restive garnet]

Hey man wanna clear something up.

Triangle counts by themselves for modern pc games is easily 5-10mil, 12k single hero prop is totally ok

12k is nothing

[zealous saddle]

if the guy asks me where is this right hand ill just say he was raching

[remote crypt]

Once I realized it was fistplay I kinda just like. Stopped trying with the guy

[zealous saddle]

reaching

[remote crypt]

I just walked over, waited to hit G

[quartz nimbus]

how many triangles are in the blued armor set? because there may be a few missing

[sleek gull]

This kill the performance of my 1995 Acer Aspire

[bleak bramble]

this kills the dell optiplex

[remote crypt]

That kills my original macintosh desktop. What the fuck

[quartz nimbus]

shoutout the optiplex

[remote crypt]

I can't run this game on my macintosh guys. What the fuck.

Look at this pitiful 90fps

[quartz nimbus]

oh no my apple 2

[remote crypt]

ITS A SLIDESHOW GUYS

YOU CANT TELL WHATS GOING ON

[sleek gull]

Believe it or not, my commador 64 has no issue on High settings.

[quartz nimbus]

what does the third mouse button on my apple 2 control?

[zealous saddle]

i love yard duel

[quartz nimbus]

[fallen glacier]

That’s fair, I appreciate you explaining. I was curious about something else though if that’s ok, are the legs able to be trained on their own? From jumping or some such. There has been some confusion around this it seems and I know you had said something about it before but I just wanted to clarify

[remote crypt]

How slow motion players be acting

[wheat leaf]

Maybe if you didn’t deep fry the visuals into something akin to birderlands 1 it’d perform better

[zealous saddle]

do yall vape?

i think its just stupid

[quartz nimbus]

No.

[sleek gull]

k

[remote crypt]

I have an oral fixation so its either that or I spend $1000 on drinks every month

I'd rather have the nicotine I spend $60/mo on

[quartz nimbus]

or buy gum bro

lmao

[wheat leaf]

Cigarettes are cooler than vaping

[remote crypt]

Nah I don't like gum

[opaque plover]

Billboard would honestly make more sense unless they're planning to implement the models into playable areas someday

[zealous saddle]

fr

[remote crypt]

I don't eat when I chew gum

[bright birch]

Crossbow weak or am I just not good at it?

[zealous saddle]

cigars

[quartz nimbus]

coping like crazy about using one of the most addictive substances on the planet, im sorry

[remote crypt]

Genuinely, I have gone days without eating once because of gum

[wheat leaf]

Cigars are lowkey mid I tried em

[quartz nimbus]

what

[zealous saddle]

i mean they look cool

[quartz nimbus]

bro see a doctor

[bleak bramble]

are you eating the gum

[opaque plover]

I smoke cigarettes like a real regard

[sleek gull]

I wonder about that. I've been vaping for over 10 years. I get Vape Juice for like $12 for a 60ml bottle. That lasts a month.

I hear about people spending $60 a month. What are you buying!?

[quartz nimbus]

this generation is so cooked bro

[remote crypt]

I just buy disposables. Not a fan of mods.

[opaque plover]

Didn't like em til I got to Japan, tried one I liked

[quartz nimbus]

we out cigarettes just for yall to start vaping and getting cancer anyways

[sleek gull]

Fail homie!! Save the cash, go Mod.

[quartz nimbus]

its so wild

[glacial gulch]

Im late to the vaping party but diy vape is the way to go gang, mixing ejuice and making coils ftw its so cheap and you control everything

[remote crypt]

Hey I can't really complain if my only issue is vaping when I have a house, healthy marriage, and financial stability at 23.

[zealous saddle]

btw loung canger is getting threted in cuba

[wheat leaf]

Shieeet smoking a cigar in Japan sounds like kinda a sick vibe

[remote crypt]

I did when I was in korea but

[opaque plover]

Y'all shouldn't vape or smoke tho, it'll kill ya, and make you mean without it

[quartz nimbus]

check in with me in 10 years lmao

[sleek gull]

True, but it is what it is

[remote crypt]

I don't mind dying

[opaque plover]

It goes hard asf I'm ngl, the aura boost is there

[wheat leaf]

This cougar at the liquor store made a good point, my voice will be sexy and raspy long before I get lung cancer

[fallen glacier]

I think so too personally but that’s ok. I suppose it isn’t as resource intensive as I had thought. I am not an expert in this field

[zealous saddle]

there is 2 types of non smokers

1. vape or smoke idc its just not my thing
2. "see me in 10 years"

[remote crypt]

Honestly yall got these stories of cougars and shit. I never got talked to like that

[opaque plover]

Or smoking in the middle east is also on beat

[glacial gulch]

Any intake is bad but if you can at least source your own nicotine benzoate and Vg/Pg and some wire your chilling, regulations wont mess with you and you wont have to vape mystery juice/mystery netal

[opaque plover]

Do some approaching then big dawg

[quartz nimbus]

idiots and people with dead family members lmao

[wheat leaf]

That was the first and only time I admit

[bleak bramble]

sit in the corner with a fedora and a trench coat and watch the cougars come to you

or the police?

[remote crypt]

Tbh if I wasn't married I still wouldn't. No reason 🤣

[remote crypt]

[opaque plover]

Nasty ass chinese coils where you can taste the metal from the coil in every inhale

[zealous saddle]

idgaf if u smoke

[vital perch]

ya'll take notes because this is the new meta

[remote crypt]

I'll learn chinese instantly when they hit the button

[zealous saddle]

what are people that thing smoking is tuff even abt

[remote crypt]

Oh no I know its bad for me and I do not suggest it. Its just a habit.

[glacial gulch]

Just ppl that watch too many movies

[bleak bramble]

its so tuff havent you seen an 80s detective

[hasty pendant]

shittttt the benefits but also damn I don't think I should