halfsword-chat-⚔

[dire moon]

Lol funny.

[serene coral]

after i open the game for a couple seconds, a black box appears on my scren in the top left (it looks like its 1920x1080 pixels on my 1440p monitor) anyone else had this?

[serene olive]

how u get that amount of detail

for me their face is just red

[tired raptor]

yeah

[wide nimbus]

all my graphic settings are at medium except Effects, which i have at max

[sand herald]

Yeah it's weird. Spinning isn't really something I sought out to learn, it's just something that happened more often than not with my playstyle, so I decided to push it and see how far I could go with it. I play with a pretty high DPI and maxed in-game sensitivity which led to all of this to begin with

[long cloak]

yo guys i just got a new pc and was playing halfsword for a bit on medium graphics and its crashed twice, but no issue on epic, i have a high end system with an AMD 9070XT 16GB VRAM and a ryzen 7 7800X3D

[wide nimbus]

also i have maxed gore

[dire moon]

I also enjoyed some flying. I have some videos on my hard drive somewhere I could pull out.
We had a 2 platoon mosquito raid one time, 2 other platoons joined with just an assortment of air and even some sky guards came along to join. It was freaking awesome.

[dire moon]

Fussing hilarious

[serene coral]

anyone have this issue? only when i tab in

[olive sky]

not sure if it’s well known information or not, but is it better for me to do missions that match my rank or missions that pay more to progress faster? i’m trying to max out the baron armor and i’m not sure what’s more “optimal” lol

[serene coral]

it works working fine last time

[shy maple]

I just started flying and then fell and died to fall damage bruh

What the fuck kinda glitch is that

[clear yoke]

Probably doable for you with time, a lot of people here have crazy hours on the demos

[shy maple]

Dude grabbed his sheathed weapon and started soaring

[wide nimbus]

i died cus i got tapped on the head one time, and my lowered consciousness caused willie to drop his sword mid swing

[sand herald]

I have a clip somewhere where I pushed spinning to the limit

Found it

[dire moon]

Lol tf

[olive sky]

weeeeee

[dire moon]

Can someone send something to show the guys at work

[wide nimbus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ninja-lego-ninjago-2Q2djuDqu7TrM8QPlc

[dire moon]

Brutal is best.

Like cutting ppl in half or hands off n such

[tired raptor]

anyone elses pollaxe just disappear sometimes completely

[dire moon]

All the YouTube stuff seems tame trying to show them

[wide nimbus]

bro is NOT getting revenge

[dire moon]

Do u have the video lol

[dire moon]

This sort of stuff I Wana show them. Gonna have to just record myself

[dire moon]

I stand corrected

OMG

Yes. This is what they need

[gusty pulsar]

i used to enjoy brutality

but then i found knives and stabby daggers

[dire moon]

That is the stuff I need to show them. They loved this

[dire moon]

I love a good stab

[wide nimbus]

ngl these dudes ARE getting revenge now that my leg is gone

[dire moon]

I do a frog guard o guess it's called

[gusty pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-mr-boss-dap-up-dap-hand-shake-gif-17813953548000062507

[wide nimbus]

if i could get enhancer to work then i would js toggle no pain and slime them but i cant so willie wont stfu

[dire moon]

Too bad the angry souls don't keep the way u killed them

Like if u cut a guy's arm off he is handless in the afterlife

[dire moon]

Only up til they die tho. When the soul leaves the body no more u do would affect them in afterlife

Affect or effect? Anyways. So like if I kill a guy by cutting the leg off or arm off he is done

[wide nimbus]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m0ewCCzRf1XwlKNpc?invite=cr-MSxVTzUsNDIyODc0MTEz&v=16

this dude's fit is lowkey tuff

[wide nimbus]

imma steal it

[median steppe]

Does any one know if there’s a way to optimize the games settings without modding? I have a steam deck and I want to be able to run on decent settings but the bigger maps kill my game.

[dire moon]

Polearm stabs are nice

Try the stab to slash I mentioned

It's more of a long sword thing that I like it with

Maybe don't try lol

[wheat leaf]

im on longsword atm, tell me the method

[wide nimbus]

knocked bros shield out the way

[dire moon]

Stabs and then release alt to pull the stab out and up

If u miss stab u parry to high guard. Then flow to a nice finish

Or u stab and cut them mf in half

[wheat leaf]

you stab with alt?

[dire moon]

Demo

Alt pull back and off to side

[wheat leaf]

i dont ever use alt for stabs atp, double click is way better

demo or ea

[dire moon]

Thrust and step into stab. Release alt and move mouse upward to do a rising slash attack to high guard

[dire moon]

I will show u the way

[wide nimbus]

imma do something i havent done in a whole WEEK

play the demo

[dire moon]

The way I use

It leads to some crazy moves

My filming is gonna be janky af tho. Gotta film with phone

No discord on PC

[wheat leaf]

im not the best w longsword but ive gotten fairly good w it

[wide nimbus]

w

w fatal error maxxing

[wheat leaf]

lowkey surprised i didnt get mutilated by some janky physics

[restive barn]

which weapon should i use

[torpid linden]

Is that an arquebus

[toxic moon]

that one

[lethal notch]

i've been thinking a lot about the lore of half sword lately

feel like there's some sorta underground fighting ring network going on

[restive barn]

yes

[torpid linden]

Why do you have an arquebus but no musket

[feral moon]

that is a musket

[restive barn]

arquebus is more accurate to time period

[torpid linden]

That's pedantry. That's an arquebus. The earliest musket before muskets like the brown bess became standard

[lethal notch]

from the baron actively supporting the jester's (his fool's) tournaments and whatnot

to Gottfried the Innkeeper having a fighting ring in his cellar

[torpid linden]

He... Has an AR platform rifle and a glock

[lethal notch]

makes me think if it's all connected

[restive barn]

those were added after the arquebus

[winter creek]

good point. If the game is going to be period correct they should do a 1911 instead

[torpid linden]

Timey wimey stuff

[restive barn]

is this good

i wonder if i can summon the baron as an npc

[opaque plover]

Why does the enhancer populate 2 trojan viruses on windows defender 😭

[quaint ingot]

make one with a switch

[rapid pond]

Summon frank

[valid jasper]

Do insults cost stamina? my screen continues to blacken as I spam them

[rapid pond]

Yes

[valid jasper]

lol

[thorn scarab]

how do i change a swords type

its just a bigger messer

[rapid pond]

Big arrows

[magic schooner]

Actually what does weight actually do

[wheat leaf]

can you add a switch

[dire moon]

Like weapon weight?

[winter creek]

need weapon customization so you can make it a longslide glock or a g26

just dragging the length sliders to a comical degree

[wheat leaf]

actually?

[winter creek]

str vs dex builds

[magic schooner]

I mean in terms of physical strength

[dire moon]

Poor choice of words but he is asking what effect weight has on the weapon/character

[magic schooner]

Yeah

[wheat leaf]

yeah its just muscle mass

[magic schooner]

Like 63kg vs 76 or something like that

[wheat leaf]

so it determines how easily you can manipulate your weapon, and enemies

[dire moon]

Health pool probably

[wheat leaf]

like at minimum weight i cant pick up willie, but with max weight im strong enough to throw him

[dire moon]

Every kg= life points?
More kg, more lp

[serene olive]

whoever did the soundtrack for this game deserves the sloppiest of top

[wheat leaf]

it literally just equates to willies muscle mass

[dire moon]

Irl weight means harder hits and more damage can be taken. Allegedly

[fallen glacier]

not necessarily. It just means he's stronger physically

[dire moon]

They should add LP to it as well

[wheat leaf]

why

[dire moon]

Weight classes would b a thing

[dire moon]

Light small guy hits fast but soft, big guy slower and harder. More lp as u gain mass so u can absorb heavier hits like a heavyweight v flyweight for example

[opaque plover]

Weight IS strength

[fallen glacier]

this is further illustrated by using a save editor to change your weight values, even if you make yourself huge it doesn't make you any more resilient to attacks

[winter creek]

the soundtrack really is nonstop bangers

guys channel name is Good Malware iirc

[wheat leaf]

nah im happy to be big guy hitting faster and harder

[winter creek]

if you are weak and your weapons big it becomes slow and clumsy regardless right?

[dire moon]

Well u don't have to slow down any, heavyweights can be fast af

[winter creek]

I'm not convinced there's any real benefit to not going max size/weight

[wheat leaf]

like we're talking featherweight vs middleweight ingame, its either malnourished peasant or well fed fit knight

[opaque plover]

Aside from being a bigger target, there is no downside

[wheat leaf]

so the malnourished peasant doesnt have much reason to hit faster lmao

[dire moon]

Fair

[wheat leaf]

being big is also nice cause having higher mass than the object you hit/kick(aka the enemy) means more force is transferred and you can totally kick their legs out

im trying to learn how to do trips or judo throws but those might take some practice lmao

[quaint wind]

I actually did it

I killed 129 zombies

Oh my fucking god

[dire moon]

Hilarious

[serene olive]

how long did it take

[dire moon]

I was imagining something like in scum tbh

[quaint wind]

This is how I feel rn

[quaint wind]

Hold up

[dire moon]

I responded to the wrong msg

[quaint wind]

It took me over two hours

[foggy belfry]

Will they ever make it so you can have a custom warstaff

[quaint wind]

Has anyone else killed that many zombies yet?

[dire moon]

I ment to respond here. I pictured more like scum with nourishment and such maybe.

Like I dreamed once before this would make for a cool open world type game

[foggy belfry]

Most I’ve ever got was 50 cuz my character slipped and died

And then I respawned

[quaint wind]

Same thing happened to me a while ago, slipped and died so then I had to kill 66 zombies

[wheat leaf]

i did 197 the other day

[foggy belfry]

I swear the player character is always fighting on ice

I’m also kinda upset that my game bugged out on the Lord tourney and the baron got swapped out for a normal guy

[quaint wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772960543627673630/1459337476836687892/Pv4VYWO.gif

[foggy belfry]

I was kinda looking forward to beating him

[quaint wind]

Who is the last boss of Goy purgatory

[foggy belfry]

Instead it gave me his bastard child little brother

[wheat leaf]

funny part is a hotfix patch dropped the day after and reset a days progress so now i got over 200 waiting

[subtle totem]

rate the fit

[quaint wind]

That sucks bro

[foggy belfry]

What

[quaint wind]

This guy

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jefrey-jeffrey-epstein-webcamera-gif-13004817659900711115

[opaque plover]

Big E, huh?

[echo onyx]

Helmet doesnt looks very solid.

Yes I know it worksnfine but still

[quaint wind]

Yessir

[upbeat blaze]

yall i need help with the game

[opaque plover]

Git gud

[foggy belfry]

Also what did yall name your characters

[upbeat blaze]

how do you rotate a knife upside down for a stab

ernest thats my willies name

[foggy belfry]

You have to press alt and f4

[subtle totem]

its meant to look like that

[foggy belfry]

Mines Sir William

[upbeat blaze]

no i know that stupid trick

[opaque plover]

Then you know how to do it

[echo onyx]

I supposed so, still the helmet looks off, so 7,5/10

[upbeat blaze]

bruhhh

[subtle totem]

7 out of 10???

[echo onyx]

,5

[fallen glacier]

you can't. The rondel dagger is reverse grip and it spawns in the cellar sometimes, in the lord's hall, on enemies or mercenaries and sometimes in the shop

[echo onyx]

[foggy belfry]

Mb I meant win cntrl and enter

[upbeat blaze]

but i saw a video of rubby plus+ short about chainmail

and he stabed

[subtle totem]

i was going for like a 3/10 but thats okay

[upbeat blaze]

him in the back

check the vid

[restive barn]

hi chat

[upbeat blaze]

hello

[echo onyx]

[fallen glacier]

got a link?

[echo onyx]

[upbeat blaze]

hold up

[echo onyx]

Get a kettlehat

Or a proper skull cap

[upbeat blaze]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WiITKWZ2Mj4

[subtle totem]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1449942974019670066/1458462764501827644/JSBF_9XVATAAS7_YNB8HE.gif

[echo onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/rarity-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-mlp-my-little-pony-sad-gif-12071486

[upbeat blaze]

thhe video i saw

[foggy belfry]

This game needs more weapons to customize

[upbeat blaze]

andrew

[fallen glacier]

yea, like I said he's using the rondel dagger

[foggy belfry]

I wanna add more spikes to the big stick with spikes

[upbeat blaze]

whats that

[opaque plover]

photoshop

[upbeat blaze]

ohhhh

[fallen glacier]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[upbeat blaze]

i get it andrew

its like the cross bow it only spwans in the forest map

ohhhh

thank you

[finite bough]

is that catfish? wait you tryna catfish?

[subtle totem]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-explode-dog-fire-dog-dog-fire-dog-explode-fire-gif-856717762916149374

[fallen glacier]

the rondel spawns in multiple maps but yea

[upbeat blaze]

thank you

[subtle totem]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289623167601741947/1349196607228346388/attachment.gif

[runic steeple]

is there a way to stop the map from ending when i go out of bounds on slums

[echo onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/autism-awareness-day-national-autism-day-cozy-glow-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-autism-gif-1822631230025105089

[opaque plover]

Win

[fallen glacier]

win the round and don't be too heavy when crossing the bridge

[timid mural]

I heard beating baron 9 times gives all the armor pieces. Is this true?

[runic steeple]

it forces you into the next fight if you win

[foggy belfry]

Do you only have mlp reaction images

[fallen glacier]

no it doesn't

you have to hold G to do the next fight

[opaque plover]

Then do it on the final round

[frosty kernel]

is there a reason i can only craft armor?

theres no option to craft weapons?

[fallen glacier]

armorer and weaponsmith have different shifts. Wait a day or so the weaponsmith will eventually show up

[frosty kernel]

legend thanks!

[foggy belfry]

No genuinely is there something in your gallery that’s not an mlp image or is it just your entire personality

[subtle totem]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1184903853162897538/1455905204544339978/togif.gif

[runic steeple]

if you win the fight and try to leave the area it stops you from moving and places a next fight button in the middle of your screen

i dont understand what you're trying to say

[fallen glacier]

that's if you hold G.

Winning the round consists of meeting whatever criteria is required to win. You will have a "You Won! Press G to..." message at the top of the screen. Don't press G, just go and try to cross the bridge without being too heavy or you'll break it.

If you hold G, then it forces you into the next fight

[foggy belfry]

At least you have something that’s marginally less corny

[runic steeple]

jumping off the map ends it, thats what i was asking

[echo onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/deal-with-it-princess-luna-mlp-my-little-pony-gif-25927182

Okay now I am going to sleep

https://tenor.com/view/montenegro-mne-cg-crnagora-crna-gora-gif-3193872984806906852

[fallen glacier]

yea if you fall off it forces it. The only place you can go afaik is across the bridge into the little market area, sometimes a chest spawns over there

[foggy belfry]

Also is there the gauntlet mode in this game like the beta

[subtle totem]

i forgot my little pony was a thing

[subtle totem]

no

[foggy belfry]

Damn that was like the best part of the beta

[fallen glacier]

if you want to go beyond that you have to use mods or some such. Half Sword enhancer or unreal engine unlocker

[foggy belfry]

Also the most rage inducing part too

[subtle totem]

yea

[frosty kernel]

is it normal for them not to switch after 7-8 days?

[fallen glacier]

It just depends I guess. Are you just sleeping days away? It could be that they only appear at certain times of the day. Armorer in the morning, weaponsmith in the evening, something like that

If you go a day or two without sleeping and the weaponsmith never appears, that's unusual afaik

[onyx moon]

another champion lifted with one hand

[finite bough]

its random btw.
for me it even changes if you just spam rest
sometimes armor guy stays for 2 days straight or weapon guy for 3-4 days straight

[waxen meadow]

is there a button to reverse grip a knife ?

[fallen glacier]

no, rondel dagger is the only reverse grip knife, spawns in cellar or lord's hall sometimes, can loot it off of enemies or mercenaries, appears in the shop eventually

[timber pilot]

zwerchau(?) so good the blade sliced through his cuirass somehow

[waxen meadow]

alr appreciate it

[onyx moon]

dont mind the grip

[hollow whale]

Is there a way to get an fps counter on your screen?

[fallen glacier]

steam has one if you goto steam>settings>in game>show performance monitor

[hollow whale]

alr ty\

[heavy turret]

Should I buy the game

[feral moon]

it's janky but worth it

devs gonna make it better

[timber pilot]

REFFFFF!

DO SOMETHING REF

[oblique umbra]

welp- got full set, whew

[fallen glacier]

I can tell you're henrish just from the back of your head

[onyx moon]

ka boom

[hardy bear]

does hse work only on the demo?

[queen egret]

Shields are USELESS

[valid jasper]

Agreed

But I'm also not that good

Can't do anything but 2 hand weapons

[queen egret]

No one can, shields fold like fuqing WET Paper

Wanna nerf yourself? Use ANYTHING besides a two handed weapon

[celest sedge]

bros dragging it

like its over bruh💀

[wind charm]

idk man, 1x3 is manageable with a door shield on your back.

[celest sedge]

??????

[valid jasper]

as a worn piece the large shield is fine

justnot in your hand

[shy maple]

Skill issue to me sounds like

The small pavise is great

I never liked the big one in the demo or in this game

[hardy bear]

How do i use the crossbow

[shy maple]

Press r to reload

Bruh

Click and hold and pull down to coc it then just drag the arrow to the socket

I can’t say coc

[queen egret]

Small pavise is the only shield that works because it doesn't fold like amfr

[hardy bear]

So i need a quiver or however you spell it

[queen egret]

And a shields only use shouldnt be a your fuqing back

[shy maple]

Maybe try clicking left click so you hold your shield out

Instead of holding it close to your body

[queen egret]

I have you try it, its PAPER its folds into like nothing dawg

[shy maple]

Your character will use the shield more actively

[shy maple]

It works good

I think you just suck tbh

[queen egret]

Dude me and my four friends are testing every sheild in the game rn over a call pavise is the only one in the game that does its JOB

[shy maple]

Even with the buckler or any other small shield, holding it out gives you more space and protection than holding it close

[queen egret]

Stop pretending its a skill issue when I know youre only using the flail

[shy maple]

Nah

[queen egret]

Devs need to fix the issue is all

[wind charm]

I like the flail what the heck

[shy maple]

One thing I need them to fix is the first person barbute view

It’s fucked

[shy maple]

Me and all my pole arms

[fiery palm]

damn congrats

[shy maple]

I dislike the eisenhut

I cannot see anything

The shittier variants have better visibility

[queen egret]

Im just saying shield physics TRASH devs please fix

[shy maple]

you know shields arent static objects usually

you should use it more actively than passively

hit enemies swords, block their attack

use your shield to protect your swinging hand by following your weapon

doesnt feel good to be hit by one either

[foggy belfry]

Anyone know how to fix my weapon just slipping out my hand for no reason

[queen egret]

Have you EVER held one IRL? they don't just hold on by some fuqing shoe string

[shy maple]

Did I say that they held on like that

[shell lodge]

I always have a pavise behind me when I use a crossbow

[queen egret]

Dude if you use them in game they fold like nothing

[shy maple]

You do realize you’re being hit with weapons that are multiple pounds?

[shell lodge]

when im reloading i just duck and have my back infront of my enemy

[queen egret]

Trying to use them BESIDES on my back

[shell lodge]

They're very good

[shy maple]

They’re easy to use lmao

[shell lodge]

until I face a flail

[shy maple]

Look at the video I sent

[shell lodge]

Small pavise over targe

[shy maple]

All that clanging is blocked attacks

From a bigger buckler but still, works the same either way

[shell lodge]

I have no problem with using it

Shield bashing is pretty useful if you cant use your main hand

[shy maple]

You can hold down both mouse buttons to move your shield and weapon at the same time

[queen egret]

I did dawg every time you hit it its flying

[shy maple]

Especially with the other buckler lol

It has a spiky on the front

[shell lodge]

bucklers are peak

[queen egret]

The mass needs increased on the big ones

[shell lodge]

the pavise is weak but it sitll does it's job

[shy maple]

Flying 💀

[queen egret]

Little one are alright but the big ones are paper

[shy maple]

Yeah you’re using them too passively

[shell lodge]

and paper cuts

[shy maple]

Or your character is just weak

[shell lodge]

probably

I don't just use the buckler for shield bashing

I use every shield

though the bigger they are the weaker

but it sitll works

[shy maple]

Big pavise is yucky

[shell lodge]

Tower SHield is Ass

[shy maple]

Ikr

[queen egret]

IHYDYFB

[shy maple]

I always hook it from the enemies hands

[shell lodge]

Pavise is the limit

[shy maple]

They just let go so easy

[shell lodge]

you can do that?

damn

[shy maple]

You can do it with anything

[lunar oxide]

Honestly the best shield is just a shoulder pavise

[shy maple]

If you yank hard enough or hit hard enough they’ll drop their weapon

[shell lodge]

Small Pavise

basically a better alternative for Targe

[shy maple]

No point in using when you have armor there

[shell lodge]

tru

[shy maple]

Better to have it on your arm

I always manage to get sliced between the vambrace

[lunar oxide]

I disagree it is still possible to slip in between cracks. The pavise will prevent that

[shell lodge]

Milanese

Milanese Pauldrons

[shy maple]

With Pauldrons there are no gaps

[shell lodge]

You're prob using Churburg ones

or whatever you call it

[shy maple]

I have the big ones

[shell lodge]

same

[shy maple]

I added plates to them

[lunar oxide]

There absolutely still is between the armpit. The pavise will even help against lower attacks from time to time.

[shy maple]

I though spaulders were protective until I seen pauldrons

[shy maple]

If you’re using a 1 handed weapon they won’t get your armpit with a shield in your offhand

Well most of the time

This game is Hank

Hank?

HAAAAANK

[wild bronze]

can sm1 send me the link to the GitHub ue5 save editor

[modern sable]

What kind of hours are people putting in? I'm at 22 so far

[shell lodge]

26 rn

Motherboard broke so I can't play it

[modern sable]

Rougghhhhh, how does that happen

[shell lodge]

feet touched the power cable and shut off my pc

[simple vigil]

20

[shell lodge]

short circuit?

[shy maple]

262.2 in the demo

23.4 in release

[shell lodge]

ive only gotten like 60 on the demo

wtf

[shy maple]

Probably like 50 ish in abyss

[modern sable]

I've got over 200 on the demo too I think

[shy maple]

I forgot to turn off my computer sometimes

[shell lodge]

lmao

ive only reached 100+ hours on project zomboid 🥲

[modern sable]

I love when my fucking foot gets stuck in the floorboard

[shy maple]

Haven’t played in a while

[shy maple]

Edgar Allen Poe reference

[wild bronze]

anyone knows a ue5 save editor

[shy maple]

Bro don’t got space for 7 gigs 😭

[modern sable]

Oof

[shy maple]

Ready or not if it was bad

[modern sable]

I just wanted to delete the /

[shell lodge]

im in a comp shop

pc broke dawg

😭

[modern sable]

You're COPING!

[shell lodge]

and their internet is ass

[shy maple]

Who me

[dapper tulip]

how much that game is or is it free

[modern sable]

Yes 😭

[shy maple]

Like a baconeggnchee

[modern sable]

I wouldn't touch that slop ever

[shell lodge]

in what currency

[shy maple]

That’s just hate

[shell lodge]

I bought it on sale

[dapper tulip]

any, gimme in dollar

[shy maple]

What I said was a joke and you made it personal

You always do this

[shell lodge]

20 dollars?

[modern sable]

At least I don't have to twerk every time I peak around a corner lmao

[shy maple]

Bro what

Who does that

[modern sable]

Your character resetting itself everytime you move

[shy maple]

Yeah I hate the way they move

Nobody walks like that

[shell lodge]

dud its been 30 minutes

the internet here is so asss

[shy maple]

Doesn’t matter if you got full body armor on

[shell lodge]

5 MBPS

help

[modern sable]

Also having to cuff literally everyone and mark everything? In a high combat situation that is never actually happening

[dapper tulip]

dam , is that the usual in steam ?

[shy maple]

Well to be fair you can just cuff the combatants and get the civilians later

Round em up into rooms

[shell lodge]

takes like 2+ hours to download halfsword in this comp shop dud

[shy maple]

But then again if you wanna go for speed that ain’t happening

[shell lodge]

I'm trying to play it but like

[modern sable]

Also in OPERATOR I have full range over my gun builds, I don't know what it's like in RoN

[shell lodge]

i dont have the time tio download it

[shy maple]

Ain’t that like 50 megabits

[shell lodge]

I also need to pay for an account

[shy maple]

That’s better than my internet

[dapper tulip]

steam got fast server so you sure its not something slowing the internet or something downloading in the background

[shy maple]

I get 2MBPS and it doesn’t take 5 hours to download half sword

[shell lodge]

uh no

i think

[shy maple]

Steam may have fast servers but is your connection to them good?

[shell lodge]

first time being in a comp shop

[shy maple]

Are you using your own computer or like a spare one

[dapper tulip]

we see firstly see if there is something slowing it down, then we gonna talk about the internet itself

[shy maple]

The hardware could slow it down

[shell lodge]

its at 9.8 Mbps now

[shy maple]

My old computer took long to download games

But now i have 20 ssds so I can play every game

[dapper tulip]

idk if my wifi is stronger than yours or not

[shell lodge]

Im in a comp shop 🙏

its their wifi

the wifi at ours is fast

[shy maple]

Are you in a comp shop or what?

[shell lodge]

Net cafe

comp shop

[dapper tulip]

what you doin in a comp shop then

[shell lodge]

MY PC BROKE

🙏

[dapper tulip]

ahhhh

[shy maple]

Wanna see a bird?

[dapper tulip]

well does the one in comp shop even run half sword

[shell lodge]

thats what im tryna see

but it cant even download it

[dapper tulip]

i think you got your anwser right there

feels good

[shell lodge]

its got specs better than my pc

[shy maple]

FEEELS GOOODDD…!

SWEET LIBERTY MY ARM!?!

[dapper tulip]

its the best feeling then

i once tried to choke a willie but it took too long so i finished him

[shy maple]

I like this new gore system

[shell lodge]

can ts even run halfsword

if I optimize it

[shy maple]

Yea

[dapper tulip]

2gb in graphics card ?

[shy maple]

1.25 tb of 60 gb??? What?

[shell lodge]

idfk

[shy maple]

How the fuck do you use 1tb of 60gb hard drive

[warped apex]

You could, But what's your level of playability

[shell lodge]

its got like

[warped apex]

It will be like a slide show

[shell lodge]

more thank 2 terrabites

[wooden socket]

pocket dimension

[shy maple]

On all low settings probably not

[knotty drift]

Demo only

[shy maple]

Gore and blood may be out of the question

[shy maple]

Yeah it’s an old card

[dapper tulip]

pretty old it seems

[knotty drift]

Expect 20fps on the menu

[dapper tulip]

this game is known to kill graphics card

[shell lodge]

im gonna have to optimize the hell out of it once i download this

[shy maple]

Budget card for entry level gaming

2gb of ram is usually how much you’d allocate for one person if you were running a server

[shell lodge]

and I can't even keep it

lmfao

[knotty drift]

Lowest settings 720p ahh

[shy maple]

Do you have to redownload every time

[shell lodge]

yeah

I havent payed for an account yet

[shy maple]

Rough

[shell lodge]

might do it tomorrow

it's only 50 pesos

[dapper tulip]

yeah it not really worth it

[shell lodge]

less than 1 USD

[shy maple]

Unless it’s cheap

That’s worth

[violet ibex]

Whad

[dapper tulip]

@shell lodgehow much time ?

[violet ibex]

How do

[shy maple]

Imagine being able to play whatever you want for basically nothing

[shell lodge]

ive got an hour left

[dapper tulip]

does the game need to be downloaded fully

[shy maple]

Yeah

[shell lodge]

yuh

[shy maple]

This ain’t Xbox

[dapper tulip]

the game takes how much

[shy maple]

When it gets there

[shell lodge]

time?

[dapper tulip]

wait i wrote it wrong

[shell lodge]

or storage

its at 42% rn

[dapper tulip]

i meant how much time does the game need to be downloaded fully

read the first part

[shell lodge]

uh idk

more than 2 hours

[shy maple]

I understood that from the start

[shell lodge]

for only 9 gb

[violet ibex]

Aura

[dapper tulip]

and how much time you get

[shell lodge]

for what

[dapper tulip]

to play

[shell lodge]

I'm at a comp shop

we're tlaking about that

[shy maple]

Who are you to tell them how long their download is gonna take 😭

[knotty drift]

Took me 8 hours with 10Mbps

[shell lodge]

I have to pay 17 pesos for an extra hour of pc time

[violet ibex]

💔

[shell lodge]

we have a curfew at 10 PM

so I can't play non stop

[shy maple]

I never said it would?

[shell lodge]

the speed here is literally 5 MBPS

I alr told them

[shy maple]

The person saying it’d take 2 hours is the person downloading the game dummy

[dapper tulip]

how much money you need to fix your broken pc ?

[shell lodge]

no idea

im not a computer guy so i have my dad fixing it

[shy maple]

Or am I the dummy

[knotty drift]

Worse compared to Indonesia

[dapper tulip]

what broke in it

[shell lodge]

The Mother Board

[shy maple]

Mine is 2MBPS

[shell lodge]

Worst Case Scenario

[knotty drift]

So 16Mbps

[dapper tulip]

you might need to replace it, have you tried taking to some specialist ?

[shy maple]

Speed test says 16-20mbps

[shell lodge]

my dad is the specialist 🙏

[dapper tulip]

a real specialist or

[shell lodge]

he knows his stuff

[shy maple]

If everything else is fine it’s just the motherboard that needs replacing

Just buy the same one and reconnect it all

[shell lodge]

yeah just the motherboard

[dapper tulip]

pretty much replacing is your best option

[shell lodge]

yep

not sure if we have the money for it though

[dry trellis]

Optimize riots

[knotty drift]

Question is what is the motherboard's name?

[shy maple]

Only option unless you wanna rebuild it yourself with a box of scraps in a cave

[dapper tulip]

how much could it be

[shell lodge]

naur idea

[shell lodge]

naur idea

[shy maple]

John

[shell lodge]

halfsword at 43%

[dapper tulip]

cena

[shy maple]

Could be anywhere from 120-260$ usually

[shell lodge]

hold on

[shy maple]

Depends on the make

[shell lodge]

let me convert that to PHP

[shy maple]

I went for a cheaper one, without built in wifi

[dapper tulip]

@shell lodgemexican or philippine pesos ?

[shell lodge]

7k-15k php

Philippine Pesos

lowkey cooked

we are so cooked

[dapper tulip]

if we put it for 240 usd its 13.8k pesos

[shell lodge]

i only have 3k in my bank account 🙏

[wild bronze]

when did everyone start playing half sword

[knotty drift]

Why tf can't i send pictures

[shy maple]

Abyss

[shy maple]

Too new

[dapper tulip]

the day we knew we can choke willies

[dapper tulip]

get level 2

[wild bronze]

woah 😭😭

[shell lodge]

the day it released

[wild bronze]

I joined late on the discord server

[wild bronze]

W

[knotty drift]

How

[dapper tulip]

talk

[shy maple]

Messaging

[dapper tulip]

that it

[shy maple]

Who wanna see a bird

[knotty drift]

Oh i just need to yap?

[shell lodge]

The best experience ive had in Half Sword EA was when I played it for the first time

Dragging the drunkie to his house was so fucking funny

[dapper tulip]

you are in the yapping ground, as long nothing bad yap about anything

[wild bronze]

yes

[shy maple]

You can beat him senseless

[shell lodge]

Ive only killed him once

and it was by accident

[shy maple]

My friend found out you could literally fucking kill him and still take him to the house

[dapper tulip]

i box the guy to nearly dying and when i drag him he flies

[shell lodge]

I didnt calculate the distance between him and my pitchfork

so when I went up to him

[wild bronze]

guys what's y'all fav map in the game

[shell lodge]

he immediately died

[shy maple]

You complete the mission and get 5 coins for bringing a drunk man home with just his upper half

[shell lodge]

5 coins and a vengeful soul

[shy maple]

His legs are still at the bar

[shell lodge]

worth it

[wild bronze]

5 coins is 5 coins

I have 19k

[shy maple]

Yeah I was surprised it actually counted as a soul

[shell lodge]

halfsword at 44%

[wild bronze]

I'm tryna edit the sav file

anyone know how

[shy maple]

Because you can beat him as hard as you want and he just doesn’t die

[dapper tulip]

the only thing i didnt like about the ea is the new control of the weapons

[shy maple]

I thought the sparring rules applied to him

[wild bronze]

fr it goes left or right and not on the target

[shell lodge]

okay so it takes 5 hours to download halfsword with this wifi

[wild bronze]

it's painful tryna cut them in half 😭

[shell lodge]

I'll just go to my school's compshop instead of here

fuckin ell

[shy maple]

They did rebalance the hammers which I like

They’re better to use now

Especially the smaller war hammer

[wild bronze]

anyone know where to get the crossbow?

[dapper tulip]

i used to hold pallaxe and polearms normally in the demo now i use right click mode to use and it sword other two handed weapons i suffer

[shy maple]

They were horrible to use with shields

[wild bronze]

ONG BRO

[shy maple]

Forest level spawns one by the convoy sometimes

[dapper tulip]

what about swords and othre two handed

[shy maple]

Yeah they did

[shell lodge]

do yall always carry a bladed and blunted weapon just in case

[wild bronze]

do I keep perm

[shy maple]

Swords feel much more nimble

[dapper tulip]

ok good

[shy maple]

Yeah

[wild bronze]

great swords are painful to use

[dapper tulip]

btw i heard they fixed the problem with weight reseting if you change it from file editing is that real ?

[steady forge]

I do yeah

[shell lodge]

ive forged a longsword but not a greatsword

havent really used them as often

[shell lodge]

even though they've been in my inventory for like a hundred fights

[wild bronze]

great swords are the best for gore

[shell lodge]

ive only used it around 5 times

[dapper tulip]

great axe:

[shy maple]

Pommel and cross guard strikes are much easier

[wild bronze]

I always use it but it's hard to control now

[shy maple]

And deal consistent damage

I also noticed that

[wild bronze]

OH YEA

[shy maple]

Damage is more consistent

[shell lodge]

the hoe and flail is annoying to deal with

I usually dismember their users after i defeat them

[dapper tulip]

@shy mapleweight reset from file editing fixed in the latest update ?

[shy maple]

You can knock yourself out if you’re not careful, running into enemies

[shy maple]

I do not know

[wild bronze]

guys what's the hardest full set armor to get

[dapper tulip]

can you try ?

[shell lodge]

Blued

or Blackened

[shy maple]

Can I try to know?

Not really?

[wild bronze]

and how will u get them

[shell lodge]

looting

[wild bronze]

ah

where

any map?

[shy maple]

People

Chests

[shell lodge]

people and chests

they're very rare

[wild bronze]

I see

[shell lodge]

Baron armour is already easy to get

[shy maple]

You can strip Willie’s of their clothing

[dapper tulip]

takes time

[wild bronze]

yea I alr got that

[shy maple]

Hold e or q to take armor pieces off

[wild bronze]

oh wow

[shy maple]

When you grab

[shell lodge]

you can press H to strip as well

yourself

[shy maple]

You have to be holding them though

[wild bronze]

ik

[shell lodge]

:(

[wild bronze]

ah okay okay

[shell lodge]

halfsword EA ar 45%

i cant

[shy maple]

The specific armor piece you want too

[shell lodge]

😭

[shy maple]

Can be a bit finicky sometimes

[wild bronze]

bro how bad is ur net 😭

it's only like 9 gigs

[shell lodge]

not my net

compshop net

[dapper tulip]

yooo i got question

[wild bronze]

well how bad is their net

[shell lodge]

5MBPS

[shell lodge]

5 MBPS download

[wild bronze]

fucking hell 😭

[dapper tulip]

can you somehow access your files in your pc ?@shell lodge

[wild bronze]

yes

[shell lodge]

file explorer

[shy maple]

Literally better than my internet but somehow downloads slower

Oh wait I know why

[wild bronze]

Exact

exactly*

[shell lodge]

oh

[shy maple]

Probably got tons of computers hooked up to the same internet and running at the same time

[shell lodge]

yeah

[dapper tulip]

well you can just take a copy of half sword from your original pc and take it to that pc and problem solved

[shell lodge]

21x2

about 42 computers

[shy maple]

It’s showing that you’re getting 9mbps but you definitely aren’t

[shell lodge]

about 25% of them off

[wild bronze]

holy shit

that download ain't finishing for another day

😭😭

[shell lodge]

single is 5 MBPS

[shy maple]

Bottleneck ass wifi

[shell lodge]

i mean er

With multiple pcs using it its like 5 MBPS

[wild bronze]

one Ethernet rat and everyone's cooked

[shell lodge]

but if its only 1 pc

its around 90 MBPS

[wild bronze]

pretty good for 1 pcb

pc*

[shell lodge]

if only 1 person is using a pc

[shy maple]

It’s never going to be like that though

[wild bronze]

how many ppl using pc rn😭

[shell lodge]

Could be

[shell lodge]

whats 25% of 42

[wild bronze]

wrong person to ask

[shy maple]

A quarter

[shell lodge]

10

[shy maple]

21 is half and half of 21 is half of 21

[shell lodge]

so around 32 is on

wait

rounded of

11

31 pcs are on

[shy maple]

Round down

[shell lodge]

42

21

10.5

[wild bronze]

y'all know any ue5 save editors?

[shell lodge]

so 10.5 + 21

[shy maple]

No

Like to save loadouts

[wild bronze]

no to edit saves

[shy maple]

What are saves

[wild bronze]

.sav files

[shy maple]

Like characters

[shell lodge]

HS EA at 46% now

[wild bronze]

anythingn

the one in appdata

[shy maple]

Well I got no clue

[wild bronze]

ight ight

[shy maple]

You’re barking up the wrong lamppost

[wild bronze]

🥶

[dry trellis]

I swear my character survived a spiking thingy to the chest

[wild bronze]

same

[shy maple]

Wanna see a bird

[wild bronze]

I should've gotten stabbed

instead I'm alive

sure

[shy maple]

Inshallah he is imprisoned

[wild bronze]

oh

[shy maple]

I will eat him

[shell lodge]

that guy is trying to breath

[wild bronze]

uh

[shell lodge]

oh it's already dead

[shy maple]

Yeah it was cold outside when I got it

[wild bronze]

I'm tryna be traumatized but I play halfsword

so I can't get traumatized

[shy maple]

Bro it’s a bird

[wild bronze]

I lobe birds bro

[shy maple]

They don’t even have a lot of blood or anything

[shell lodge]

i HATE BIRDS

[shy maple]

They blow up in feathers

[wild bronze]

ts

[shy maple]

Take up bird hunting

[wild bronze]

did u kill it

[shell lodge]

(saying ts with a bird pfp)

[shy maple]

How else do you think it got into my freezer

[wild bronze]

theyr js American spies

[wild bronze]

great question

[shy maple]

There’s 11 more where that came from

[shell lodge]

11 more?!?!
y

[shy maple]

From earlier this fall

[shell lodge]

you have a dozen of those bags?

[wild bronze]

holy shit 😭

[shy maple]

Waiting to get a couple rabbits to make a stew with

And invite fam over

[shell lodge]

are you european

🙏

[wild bronze]

leave rabbits outta this 😒

[shy maple]

Canadian

[shell lodge]

fair

[shy maple]

Already set a snare

[wild bronze]

hes Afghanistanian

[shell lodge]

Living a project zomboid life

🥲

[shy maple]

Big juicy wabbit

[wild bronze]

wabbit

[shell lodge]

wabbit

[shy maple]

It’s winter too so

[simple vigil]

why does this look so out of place

[wild bronze]

because it is

[shy maple]

No diseased animals for me

[shell lodge]

looks like plastic

[wild bronze]

they bouta be filled with the plague

[shy maple]

Why he look edible

[shell lodge]

calm down

[shy maple]

All the sick ones are long dead from the cold

[wild bronze]

bro u eat anything ofc he looks edible 😭

[shy maple]

I hunt moose too

[wild bronze]

well maybe survivors idk😅

[shy maple]

And geese

And ducks

And beavers

[wild bronze]

and humans

and dogs

and cats

same bro same

[shy maple]

Beavers have waterproof fur

[wild bronze]

can I use them as a hat

[shell lodge]

HS EA at 48% rn

[shy maple]

If you want I guess

[shell lodge]

and I have 40 minutes left on this damned pc

[wild bronze]

we're making progression

[shy maple]

I don’t waste animal parts usually

[wild bronze]

guys imagine online half sword

to duel with friends

[shell lodge]

it was at 33% last hour

[shy maple]

I use whatever I can

[shy maple]

Split screen

[wild bronze]

isn't that local

or is it online

[shy maple]

Yeah

Multiplayer still

Just not online

[rapid pond]

Didnt really test that, but what are thy settings

[wild bronze]

no I mean multiplayer online

[shell lodge]

My amigos got a pc and a controller so I could try to persuade him to play halfsword with me

at his house

[wild bronze]

I only got one keyboard and mouse 😭

foods will be pricey

[shy maple]

Imagine if we didn’t have to recycle

[lost rover]

Just made a HUGE casted mace

[shell lodge]

dead earth

[shy maple]

Hiwnusbthatbstik

Holy fuck

[shell lodge]

swinging that thing around like a wand

[wild bronze]

buildings made out of trash

[shell lodge]

lmao

[wild bronze]

bro is gonna eat it

[shy maple]

How is that still one handed

[wild bronze]

do u cough alot tyler

[shy maple]

Who’s Tyler

[shell lodge]

I have a large 1 handed mace and I can't even swing it around

[wild bronze]

the creator

hahahhaha

[shell lodge]

its like dragging a body

[wild bronze]

get it

Tyler the creator

okay

fuck yall

[shy maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1119529135405019188/1120853719987277976/cursedyeahno.gif

[shell lodge]

die

Mary Ann encounter:

(you wouldn't get it)

[shy maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235421481517977620/1235421519622967417/hangquinn.gif

Add brigandine to game

[shell lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/lore-game-gif-26470318

[lost rover]

One hit breaks a champion neck

[north gazelle]

5.3 kg everything maxed beside pommel and guard mass

[thorn scarab]

very nice neck strike with the polearm

[shell lodge]

anyone get it?

haha

no one will

[lost rover]

Planning on making a giant club

[shell lodge]

jesus christ

HS EA at 49%

[shy maple]

https://tenor.com/view/head-on-fire-wake-up-stan-twt-confused-headache-gif-7583954137402854922

[shell lodge]

so thats how they're made

anyways

HS EA at 51%

i cant take this anymore

im logging out 🙏

[smoky field]

characters should pee themselves when begging for mercy

[opaque plover]

This guy watches Baki

[smoky field]

and i forgot to say they should also shit themselves

[rose tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-yourebanned-gif-1226601772032564017

[opaque plover]

Idk if that's Bakicore anymore

[smoky field]

it makes sense icl

like if i was abt to die i might drip a lil

[onyx moon]

folded under no pressure

if the devs made them a growing bulge its fair

[faint peak]

hey how should i weight my sword? first time forging

[onyx moon]

so

[smoky field]

slightly above the handlebar

[smoky field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802377727671009353/1456229186632155293/togif.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1408271888559374339/1459659786697183404/attachment.gif

[faint peak]

okaay, whats the ideal weight?

1kg? 1.5?

[smoky field]

depends what ur going for

[faint peak]

or is it uniwersaly the lighter the better

or having light weapon makes it weak for parring?

[smoky field]

just makes it flimsier

aim for like 1.5-1.7kg

[smoky field]

that worked for me atleast

[faint peak]

yeah thats not what i want

[onyx moon]

moo

HAHAH

[smoky field]

flail of pain and misery

[lean niche]

Lewdster!

[onyx moon]

!insult

hol on

no

[lean niche]

hedge-born!

[tardy trout]

can't for the life of me beat the baron

[smoky field]

put him to sleep

[onyx moon]

reach for the stars my dear boy

[lost rover]

Kick slam

[onyx moon]

haii yaa

[lost rover]

Gave him a concussive booboo but the other guy's not looking too good