halfsword-chat-⚔

[real berry]

that's actually making me so tweaked

[nocturne stratus]

yo genuinely what is ur strat for parrying in demo do you just slightly move ur mouse in the direction of their attack and then respond accordingly once their sword strikes yours

[fluid coral]

no...

[nocturne stratus]

i like cant think rn

[shell bronze]

should probably sober up before you take advanced parrying courses from me

[sturdy jolt]

Yeah maybe I'll turn that off, that's all anyone says about my clips

[nocturne stratus]

lol

u right

u have the craziest parrying ive ever seen

genuinely

[shell bronze]

as of current no one has been able to mimic my playstyle proper

halfcord's parry king for a reason

[wheat leaf]

arm rigidity overall but especially wrists, i recognize the issue with longswords, but polearms are just as badly effected and they keep nerfing them in the worst imaginable ways every hotfix

oh the stance switches are super chunky and cause lots of issues with grip? lets fix that by making it take more stamina and thus less ideal to stance switch at all

[nocturne stratus]

im not bad thats for sure but rn definitely not

[fluid coral]

dude it looks like a browser game and i say that with this being the first thing i tried on my brand new build T_T

[sinful kelp]

i mean yeah i mean they made the angle options less but overall that balanced that out with other choices. as much as i enjoyed kcd1 to death i prefer kcd2's route with it... masterstrikes though jesus those will always be busted

luvv kcd

[nocturne stratus]

you use the swrod with like

the curved

uhhh

[wheat leaf]

likewise KCD is S tier

[nocturne stratus]

hand guard

right

[sturdy jolt]

I feel like I could

If I practiced it

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1433564192799064094/1471358325781299212/55F79D1.MP4?ex=698ea4b9&is=698d5339&hm=7dae811597d418e14f085e8cf497b0972b5c1c35c041517cc7c7642b9e59fa99&

[shell bronze]

by all means

[wheat leaf]

i could only mimic it if i let myself slack off 🥱

[sinful kelp]

[shell bronze]

bigger guard the better, length is preference and how much reach advantage you want

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1470620982875000998/37E7031.MP4?ex=698e9905&is=698d4785&hm=6e82769c888415f3713107dbdeebee664f15ae5f436131e2b3ab5baf01e21964&

[wheat leaf]

im also a lil bummed that T3 has way less longswords than demo but thats barely a problem

[exotic mortar]

can you take armour off fallen willies?

[sinful kelp]

yessir

[fluid coral]

when you make your swords now how far in front of the guard do yall have your center of mass?

[nocturne stratus]

perfect downward swing bro

jesus

[wheat leaf]

hold the same button you grabbed them with

[sinful kelp]

grabbing them and holding the key for whichever hand you're using

yesyes

[fluid coral]

thats sick do you old grab?

thats cool\

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1457647772399304808/18D64A1.MP4?ex=698e3406&is=698ce286&hm=9b41a6467b50f0df48995095bf46e77fb11e06dc848a0f989a9468efd872cb5f&

[nocturne stratus]

literally just looks like ur in vr

the control

[sinful kelp]

blade and sorcery if it was good

[shell bronze]

additionally the sword also cut the inside of his buckler arm open to render it unusable just long enough for the kesagiri strike

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1471368945218097294/37C9141.MP4?ex=698eae9d&is=698d5d1d&hm=cf10c7966357536d29cbafc8f5be65ac723e4fe349c8d392af431ad34fa8cfd7&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1470577456498081875/625B001.MP4?ex=698e707b&is=698d1efb&hm=10d54b2ef611a0e52e3a8b9fe0970aae76aa816a6d07cd50fbb804b345aa3b44&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1470619718489739416/506D581.MP4?ex=698e97d7&is=698d4657&hm=ff0b8c6240394a8545342208be5ad7c18ef1f3d728a10c99fe41b5c6df2cbd9e&

[unreal fog]

Where can you find the quiver

[finite bough]

@shell bronze are you clueless about why you left mod team?

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1433564192799064094/1471344955527270450/6A122F1.MP4?ex=698e9845&is=698d46c5&hm=4efef8875d2811d909bd197f2cbca8d3f35bb336a6777123ed98e0f9a1f0e91a&

[shell bronze]

entirely clued in

why do you keep asking

[exotic mortar]

ty that worked

[wheat leaf]

typically you find em in the small box beside where the crossbow spawned

[finite bough]

it was a joke.. tryna rhym your name

[steady forge]

I know its basic but that was swift and impressive

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1433564192799064094/1471331687441891542/7622DF1.MP4?ex=698e8bea&is=698d3a6a&hm=8ee319c92ccb43a7ea50c8ddb60b934fb3cf2ff37f5c71f0278cc22671d7a63b&

[shell bronze]

the villain's strike, one of the most reliable parries against the ai

swing your weapon up a certain way to let it catch a swing from the upper-left

and let it slide off while you go for an immediate counter-attack

also known as a ukenagashi parry in kenjutsu

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1437415062393589768/88B1F41.MP4?ex=698e6cd8&is=698d1b58&hm=3a32f240e4d3781f93a8a25116966832b5327f5cc2c8d4a6924bf1e0433b1bd7&

[novel plaza]

anybody have half sword armor 3d models?

[shell bronze]

used to work from the right in demo but it sucks now

[wheat leaf]

ive had it work a few times against longer polearms from the right side, but only with a sidestep to negate most of the impact momentum

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1449251837449605262/25C3EB1.MP4?ex=698ea3f3&is=698d5273&hm=29b0b105731717053983f3719b9490873c99f9f7dc8480cd25e8b22c55b6ae26&

[real berry]

hm

how did you get that og role

[steady forge]

Yeah man, I'll never get to that level. I am just waiting for free play to come out with more armored knights to fight. I mean, these are the best I've got.
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m6i8d18rL0Sxsvvgu?invite=cr-MSxYTnIsNDc1NjYyMDAz&v=4
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m55D2RSdxoqiOnLIb?invite=cr-MSxZSEIsNDc1NjYyMDAz&v=8

[shell bronze]

oh armored fights

[sturdy jolt]

Not perfect but it's a little close

[steady forge]

Yeah, I like them drawn out. More tension

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1467702273865154701/14D7F71.MP4?ex=698e86c2&is=698d3542&hm=b1cd48e473f6fafc399477895f6ac822141e87b286b1fd4be4f92b9a482ac997&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1467702592665817245/41C9CF1.MP4?ex=698e870e&is=698d358e&hm=d5b735e1e1e7e4b1ef47c42681cb9e142799dab8fd05268658273c03f66db06d&

[steady forge]

Custom sword or just one from the shelf?

[shell bronze]

@steady forge

1v5 against knights

[sturdy jolt]

It's the basic bastard sword

[nocturne stratus]

@shell bronze ill be in touch tho

[shell bronze]

yes they're knights idk why the game made them so underarmed

[steady forge]

Gotcha

[nocturne stratus]

how many hours in demo do u have

for reference

[shell bronze]

lmk

[shell bronze]

1000

[nocturne stratus]

im right at 400 with good understanding of distance and positioning

[real berry]

i need a screenshot of this

[nocturne stratus]

im easily teachable

[shell bronze]

need someone to actually take on the playstyle directly

[steady forge]

The swapping from right, left, to underhand grips is the hardest part for me because I always just underhand and flail

[nocturne stratus]

i'll be ur disciple twin

[shell bronze]

sober up warrior and i will show you the way

[nocturne stratus]

every warrior needs his relax day

just bought a 12 pack

[shell bronze]

make sure to have the polearm up top of the swing range before switching

[nocturne stratus]

for the first time in 3 months

im 5 deep

[shell bronze]

i just sip bourbon

blue collar man special

[nocturne stratus]

LOL

[steady forge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-noted-notes-gif-26231953

[nocturne stratus]

im downing modelo blacks bro

creamy goodness

swear

[shell bronze]

modelo

mamawebo he drinking modelo

[nocturne stratus]

LOL

[shell bronze]

you dont work no construction or landscaping bro don't drink modelo

[steady forge]

Honey Jack or Vanilla Crown is my go to. Can't drink tonight though, got shizzle to do.

[shell bronze]

jim beam

[nocturne stratus]

im literally in school for IT 😭

[steady forge]

PULL OUT WHILE YOU CAN

[nocturne stratus]

NAH NAH BUSINESS IT

[steady forge]

I am living that life and you don't want it.

[nocturne stratus]

I WORK FRONT DESK FOR A HOTEL

[steady forge]

OH OK OK

[nocturne stratus]

just online help desk

service calls

hey man my pc is fucking up

[steady forge]

Scared me man

[nocturne stratus]

yo bro can i reset my password

type shit

not like server networking

id kill myself

[shell bronze]

modelo is for tio who does 14 hours of landscaping by the day and drinks it at evening

[fluid coral]

if you cut off their limbs then take their armor they regrow

[wheat leaf]

kiiinda works on the right?

[nocturne stratus]

ive set up a network and configured the ip and system for a banner printer one time and never again

[shell bronze]

i'm taking networking for free through my company

[nocturne stratus]

no literally

[shell bronze]

telecommunications clears no diff

[nocturne stratus]

that shit is good tho

[nocturne stratus]

literally essentially hwat im doing

[shell bronze]

free college free benefits good pay tf

no brainer

[nocturne stratus]

"yo bro whats my password again"

"k lemme check"

LOL

[steady forge]

I got lucky I ended up working for my father but the neck beard "Know it All" stereotype is real

[nocturne stratus]

type shit

[shell bronze]

half of my customers do not know where the power button on a tv is

[nocturne stratus]

LOLLLLLLLL

bro at the hotel i work at i might as well be every job occupation

[real berry]

the fact that didnt go crashing into your dome shocked me

[nocturne stratus]

i know every tv channel

tv troubleshooting

AC troubleshooting

like bro

[shell bronze]

the other half require complete total new fiber optic/coaxial installations and in-depth troubleshooting via my DOCSIS meter

[nocturne stratus]

im the only one there

[nocturne stratus]

holy hooplah

[shell bronze]

yeah that's why the pay good

[nocturne stratus]

that right there proves it LOL

[shell bronze]

collar blue neck red

[wheat leaf]

ah. funny you say that

[real berry]

working like dog

[shell bronze]

feed family

[real berry]

i jinxed it

[shell bronze]

(i use this money to feed my insane hobbies instead)

[real berry]

i use mine on the true necessities in life

drugs

[steady forge]

Yeah, I was gonna do some log work a while back but right now I am saving up to buy myself some hand forged steel armor and go to the armory and joust for some moolah. This might take 5 years or even 10 but my ass will make it happen. Unless I die

[shell bronze]

my drugs are my insatiable interests

ahem

[nocturne stratus]

what are they

[shell bronze]

and then more

[nocturne stratus]

BRO

ok nvm

i was gonna say i cant send gifs

but i had discord half screened

[shell bronze]

my ball knowledge absolutely elite

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[nocturne stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/broly-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-dragon-ball-super-im-back-gif-4739344299098262382

unmuted

btw

[shell bronze]

get drug tested, can't do za

[nocturne stratus]

for saying some stupid shit

[real berry]

oil rig worker

[shell bronze]

the costs of a high liability high skilled high job security occupation

[real berry]

I mean I'd quit weed if it paid enough

[shell bronze]

i can only american spirit blacks and bourbon/hennessy on the rocks

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

[real berry]

and the walter white special

they dont test for that for some reason but they do weed

[nocturne stratus]

bro henny

whats henny like

how strong

[quaint wind]

Stop smoking weed bro

[real berry]

its like the other alcohols

why

[quaint wind]

It's bad for you

[sturdy jolt]

I understand it now

[shell bronze]

40+ an hour with free college internet medical dental vision, good 401k match, 30+ days PTO a year, company-paid meals often (steakhouse lunch today actually), monthly bonuses from 100-500

and 3-5% yearly raises

[real berry]

titanium dioxide is bad for you too but they put that in skittles

[shell bronze]

would you quit weed 4 that

[celest sedge]

WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY ARMOR

WTF IS THIS IVE BEEN PICKLED

[shell bronze]

golf ball

[real berry]

mans took an absolute hail storm

[celest sedge]

THEY SOAKED MY ARMOR IN BRINE

[wheat leaf]

its like fluting or smth, texturing

[quaint wind]

Last I heard there is no such thing as skittle brain, and skittles don't give you lung cancer or bronchitis

Nice try buddy

[shell bronze]

you ever had any kind of cognac

like brandy

[quaint wind]

I fucking hate brandy

[shell bronze]

yo dont hate on brnady

[wheat leaf]

duuude brandy is the good good

[shell bronze]

i be drinking tha shit too

[wheat leaf]

Saint remmy??

[nocturne stratus]

nah im an alc noob

im younger than youd think

18+ btw

dw

[shell bronze]

but mostly hennessy and costco brandy

[quaint wind]

I like rum, like a swashbuckling pirate

[nocturne stratus]

<22

yikes!

[shell bronze]

captain morgan woo

[nocturne stratus]

so i cant actually

[wheat leaf]

you ever tried absinthe?

[nocturne stratus]

experiment

and buy

myself

[shell bronze]

i'm 20 it's all good

[nocturne stratus]

i turn 19 in like 3 days

feb 15

[quaint wind]

People don't like it by itself but Irish Creme is so good bro

[real berry]

mmm

[nocturne stratus]

CAPTAIN MORGAN

BRO

[real berry]

its the best

[nocturne stratus]

when i go over to my friends house

we call it scurvy

[shell bronze]

dogshit i might as well save some money and buy everclear instead

[shell bronze]

irish cream is a good mixer but by itself it tastes like diabetes

[quaint wind]

I could drink Irish Creme all day, and it has a very little alcohol content so win win all around

[shell bronze]

i put it in the same category as amaretto and tripsec

or eggnog in some cases

[real berry]

diabetes is exactly how drinks should be

[shell bronze]

needs to be mixed before i enjoy

[real berry]

otherwise it just tastes like an old boot

[shell bronze]

i like to put 2:1 whiskey to amaretto

[wheat leaf]

i kinda liked it the couple times i tried but def a 'specialty' type drink lol

[shell bronze]

raise your hand if you can drink 80+ proof liquor and taste the actual flavors through the alcohol without swallowing or spitting immediately

[wheat leaf]

watching my friends need chase for grey goose or Kraken rum was quite funny

[real berry]

okay but whose first reaction to a drink is to spit

[shell bronze]

mmmmm the vanilla oaky apricot taste of amaretto and bourbon in a glass 🔥🔥

[shell bronze]

bitchmade people

[wheat leaf]

they havent developed the reaction of exhaling after drinking to clear the alcohol vapor rather than spitting it out

[real berry]

only explanation

[quaint wind]

Controversial opinion, but anyone who drinks to get drunk is a weirdo

I drink for the taste

[real berry]

man i dont even like the taste or the drunk so i dont bother

until i stop smoking weed

[quaint wind]

And I barely even drink, I'm 18 so it would be illegal for me to

[wheat leaf]

i dont think its weird to drink to get drunk, just a matter of time, place, and frequency

[nocturne stratus]

i love weed

i have a quarter rn

just sitting

untouched

[real berry]

okay if you drink to get drunk while completely alone

[nocturne stratus]

of flower

[quaint wind]

It's not weird to get drunk, it's weird to drink to get drunk, big difference

[real berry]

flower the best

[snow flax]

When im designing a long sword, where do I want the weight to be centered at? cus as it stands,this long sword I currently have is as light as can be with a full lenth blade and handle,but it just seems to bounce off everything I hit with it

[wheat leaf]

ah i see whatchu saying now, valid

[nocturne stratus]

carts just so consistent

easy

accessible

no work required

lasts weeks

months

[real berry]

the weapon creation system is wonky and you won't have a very good weapon by the end, flawed by design

[shell bronze]

i mix drinks and enjoy the taste as an art form

[real berry]

its very tough to make a good weapon

[quaint wind]

If I ever start smoking, I'm gonna be like 25 minimum and I'm gonna be smoking those bigass cigars that you pay like 60 bucks for that come in a nice ass box, and I'm not inhaling the smoke

[quaint wind]

W

[wheat leaf]

carts are too easy for that reason, you can spend 40 dollars and be high all day every day for a week or two straight lmao

[nocturne stratus]

yep

LOL

i miss my carts

3 months no weed

[shell bronze]

i puff as well

with my cigarettes

[nocturne stratus]

i literally have a quarter ounce

of weed

in a zip lock

[shell bronze]

no need to put that nonsense directly in my lungs

[nocturne stratus]

on my desk

untouched

[real berry]

so good but so bad

[real berry]

i got a like an ounce or two in my garage

[snow flax]

I gave up smoking weed cus it started giving me panic attacks out of the blue and I didnt wanna deal with that

[leaden magnet]

Smoking is bad

[quaint wind]

Theres only three types of people who smoke cigarettes

[wheat leaf]

analog lung cancer, no digital

[true zealot]

haha yes friend! very true! what is your exact location?

[quaint wind]

Weed might genuinly be the worst soft drug out there

[nocturne stratus]

bros the odd one out

here

in this active convo

[leaden magnet]

All drugs are bad

[shell bronze]

bottom 5

i've had a lot of stuff over my short years of being an adult

[waxen summit]

Baron Set Unlocked again :<

Need more barons.

[shell bronze]

and decided to stick to the basics after trying everything

[true zealot]

backup your save

[wheat leaf]

weeds lowkey the worst if your young, it can be a total motivation killer. gotta aspire to be some oldhead smoking weed for arthritis, not a young ladd smoking to be cool

[quaint wind]

I'm not saying Weed is bad inherently, infact, my mother dealt with her seizures by smoking weed and it worked really well, it's just so easy to abuse it because of the non-stigma/it being seen as a leisurly drug instead of a medication

It fucking sucks

[celest sedge]

he was reaching

[shell bronze]

extremely easy to abuse

"bro... i'm not addicted bro....."

[waxen summit]

wait what?

[leaden magnet]

What mod lets you do this?

[nocturne stratus]

yeah its extremely abuseable

[true zealot]

yeah you can back your save up

[nocturne stratus]

i know that from my junior year

of hs

it was so bad

i remember when i had

[quaint wind]

Exactly, it's almost exactly like pain killers

[nocturne stratus]

first started

[waxen summit]

But for what reason?

[nocturne stratus]

and like

[quaint wind]

Like Vicodin and shit

[nocturne stratus]

there was a time

like 3 days

[true zealot]

in case you die or your save blows up randomly

[nocturne stratus]

i would put my hands in my pocket

[shell bronze]

dr house.....

[nocturne stratus]

and wouldnt feel

sensation

in my hands

in my pocket

like i couldnt feel

[leaden magnet]

I never did drugs or drank alcohol

[nocturne stratus]

anything

idk it never happened again

[waxen summit]

Oh, I don't care. This makes 11 dead Barons.

[celest sedge]

HS enhancer on nexus mods

[quaint wind]

Weed is crazy bro

[waxen summit]

Across 2-3 characters?

Something liek that.

[sturdy jolt]

"Just once a month I swear"

[waxen summit]

If I lose my save, I'll be okay with that. xD

[leaden magnet]

What does it add? Aside from more Willies

[true zealot]

wait did they update enhancer for playtest already?

damn

[wheat leaf]

playtest?

[leaden magnet]

Can I do team buhurt in free play?

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/blow-the-dust-meme-good-old-days-nostalgia-old-gif-17831927821295204551

[true zealot]

EA*

[shell bronze]

going to a convention at night time in cosplay half drunk and sleep deprived one of my top 5 life experiences

[true zealot]

ive played too many versions of this game

[celest sedge]

can edit your strength, spawn any kind of npcs or gear etc etc

[quaint wind]

I would go as far to say that Weed is actually beneficial to the human body, it does so many great things, it just allows the brain to go to places that it shouldn't, and it's so incredibly easy to abuse

Seen it first hand

[shell bronze]

as with life--everything in moderation

[leaden magnet]

Meh, just be clean and eat healthy and your body will do a lot better

[wheat leaf]

finally

[shell bronze]

he did NOT parry

[quaint wind]

Whenever my Grandma smokes even a little weed, she genuinly believes that there are people outside her home watching her, it makes her like schizophrenic bro

[shell bronze]

armor made sure this man did not get his ribcage removed

[wheat leaf]

liar liar!!1 pants on fire!!!11!

[sudden lava]

tell her about the bugs under her skin

[sturdy jolt]

I think I pretty much nailed the clueless technique

[humble bloom]

plants for hire

[shell bronze]

i hear that armor sound effect my boy you not slick

[loud cedar]

I smoked a chicken feather dust

[quaint wind]

If you have mental problems, like ADHD, Autism or some kind of brain misfire, like seizures, weed REALLY helps, like it actively makes you better than any meds ever could

[shell bronze]

it is incredibly easy

[wheat leaf]

this one was a pret smooth rotation looked good

[sturdy jolt]

Yeah it is, but effective

[shell bronze]

wind up for a small window where you're in left kasumi/ochs

then right down for any kind of diagonal/overhead

[quaint wind]

She did think she had scabies for a little while, thats done with though

[wheat leaf]

im still struggling to nail down the right side version of the parry, mostly using it against polearms cause they only strike from that side

[shell bronze]

if the weapons don't clash you're still already primed for an immediate attack

[leaden magnet]

I mean, but that would be the exception to the rule, and people with ADHD probably shouldn’t rely on weed for their symptoms

[quaint wind]

I completely agree

Weed should ONLY be a medication, nothing else

[wheat leaf]

weeds terrible for ADHD lmao

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1471378185009762424/608C0E1.MP4?ex=698eb738&is=698d65b8&hm=ee03999de1d19da4e39224a37d45cd5361eeada75d2386f75ad3aa3467873ce0&

parrying la big axe

[leaden magnet]

Yea my brother has chronic seizures now because if that

[wheat leaf]

way higher chances of psychological addiction and greater dopamine deficit/dependency

[quaint wind]

I know people with adhd who smoke weed and it says it helps them tremendously

[shell bronze]

psychological addiction is real

[leaden magnet]

That is the cope

[shell bronze]

just because something is not chemically addictive does not mean it cannot be psychologically addictive

[quaint wind]

Weed works differently for everyone

[shell bronze]

can't stand the fuckass smell personally

[real berry]

its all up to the consumer but this narrative should be pushed harder

[shell bronze]

haven't done it since hs

[leaden magnet]

Unfortunately all medicine creates addiction, and your body gets addicted too

[wheat leaf]

thats my exact struggle rn, im almost through the process of quitting tho been trying to ween off for a while now

its more the act of smoking thats addictive than the effect itself

[shell bronze]

you got this my warrior

master yourself

[quaint wind]

This is reminding me of quaaludes bro, actual best drug ever to been created, it was non addictive and didn't destroy your body, that's why big pharma took it off the market, it was costing them money because people weren't getting sick from it

[wheat leaf]

i need to quit no matter what, i was diagnosed with BPD and will be taking anti-psychotic meds soon and i hear those dont mix well with the doobage

[slow lintel]

I hope they change how often zombies bite, right now, I feel, that Abyss is annoying and no fun at all!

[shell bronze]

WRONG! qualuudes were banned because i watched wolf of wall street and suddenly wanted to abuse it

[quaint wind]

It really should

[quaint wind]

Alr bro

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-explaining-avengers-endgame-gif-16085837

[real berry]

but weed as a drug is nice

[wheat leaf]

the kid from brooklyn dot com?

[loud cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-boogie-wolf-of-wallst-gif-5019752

I didn't mean to send that

[leaden magnet]

Physical addiction or psychological addiction develops from medical over-usage

[sudden lava]

hello dinkmaster

[loud cedar]

I was trying to find another gif and tapped it

[loud cedar]

Hi

[quaint wind]

They should add a berserker mode to the game where your Willie smokes some random ass dirt off the ground and goes bat shit crazy

[leaden magnet]

It’s also a financial burden

[quaint wind]

That's what I mean, weed is so easy to get addicted to

[sturdy jolt]

That too

[wheat leaf]

most especially if you smoke through your teens into adulthood, hinders major brain development

[quaint wind]

Exactly

[leaden magnet]

Quite literally just a waste of money and time

[wheat leaf]

its all a form of escapism at its core, a way to distract or dissolve your pains, trauma, or stress

[supple dagger]

for some reason my mercenary is really good even though they're a militia (nvm they're veteran but STILL)
literally soloing knight champions with a flail 😭

[sudden lava]

lets eat peyotes together

it would be fun

[leaden magnet]

Mental fatigue

[loud cedar]

I know peyote from the sopranos and from GTA where it turns you into an elephant

[little escarp]

anyone has game crash when u pick up afrmor from npc?

[real berry]

you'll think ways you've never thought before

[quaint wind]

It scares me and makes me excited at the same time

[shell bronze]

frl

reality often stranger than fiction

[little escarp]

?

[real berry]

they've been doing this shit for hundreds of years too

[quaint wind]

I don't want to sound crazy, but it's like actual Star Wars Force shit man

[shell bronze]

it's vile ngl

[sturdy jolt]

I feel like that should've parried

[real berry]

i haven't experienced it

[quaint wind]

It makes me remember how I would try using the Force as a kid, always with the thought that it would never work, but now I realize that it actually might if I truly believe hard enough bro. I think the ways in which it was discovered is vile, but not it in of itself

[fleet quest]

is there anything to do after beating baron the progression was lowk easy

[quaint wind]

You know what I mean?

[shell bronze]

would've never happened in demo

[tired tinsel]

beat him again get his full set

[north gazelle]

@little verge do you know if there's any changes planned about wrist strength and player character balance (falling over constantly for no reason)

[leaden magnet]

What’s your source on this? I’ve only seen it being used as a treatment for depression

[sudden lava]

yes thjere is

[shell bronze]

see how when you try to parry you understand more about why i am especially pissed off about the lack of enforced structure in swordplay

[fleet quest]

are his weapons any good i just robbed him of all his belongings

[sturdy jolt]

That's my one personal complaint about ea

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1433564192799064094/1471332289907527743/1E02791.MP4?ex=698e8c79&is=698d3af9&hm=54652e9f47f119f1eba6025670f6e8ceccc14fffeedc06d9de21c50c98366e8c&

early access could NEVER

[leaden magnet]

I saw even OVRDTH was struggling to relearn things

[tired tinsel]

his sword is buns, doesn’t swing straight, barons beak (the polarm) is absolutely overpowered as hell

[sudden lava]

stabbing feels weird now

[north gazelle]

Your wrists would do 5 360

On ea

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1433564192799064094/1470567802657312858/3010CA1.MP4?ex=698e677d&is=698d15fd&hm=5f09631990b175d0b089cd8b8c6e38aa6f38fddef7ecf14199aef7f479e2cd7f&

bro

[shell bronze]

ovrdth aint got shit on me and i'm mad they ruined swordplay

[north gazelle]

I'm legit not even touching longswords on ea, i only go on demo when i want to use swords

Shit is so sad

A greatsword is more accurate than any ea sword

A demo one

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1453591290578206876/4A414F1.MP4?ex=698e9b62&is=698d49e2&hm=56f04bfd43c7a840e6ad2cff1e43a8c4d04dba99f11833ee0f92b158cca3fa08& we used to be a proper country

[north gazelle]

And i don't even understand why the devs arent doing anything about it, on demo it's accurate, realistic, really great, on ea everyone is talking about the wrists issue, but yet nothing is done

[real berry]

one of many

[north gazelle]

These blocks you do are impossible on ea

[fleet quest]

why do lord class only gives riots ts so boring

[sturdy jolt]

Yeah I'll admit swordplay did feel better in the demo

[shell bronze]

actually impossible to reliably recreate btw

[real berry]

fair point

[shell bronze]

meanwhile demo i was doing it left right from any direction

[real berry]

this is half sword chat

[shell bronze]

all kinds of blocks and parries

[north gazelle]

And people will talk about strength etc when it's litteraly just the game being bad, max strength doesn't do shit

[delicate ibex]

bring back the wrists

[royal arch]

Clueless, you’ve lost your mod status? 🫣

[shell bronze]

yeah

[simple vigil]

sword gameplay just feels so passive in ea

[shell bronze]

strength impacts speed and torque of the swings, NOT structure

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1433564192799064094/1471382637905182780/2A3FE51.MP4?ex=698ebb5d&is=698d69dd&hm=51d675d94a10190014e67159beeed48873c48853efcd48843b1242aad2adce06&

and when i bring this up some fuckass newgen bootlicker will immediately go "skill issue"

[leaden magnet]

Erm, skill issue

[royal arch]

Congratulations, I’m happy for you 🥹

[heavy valve]

ddosjdksidkeodo

[north gazelle]

Exactly man demo is so much better and realistic, even compared to irl fights demo is 10 step ahead compared to ea, the other major issue for me is the constant falling over for no reason in armored fight, litteraly impossijle to have realistic close encounters without the character tripping and falling constantly, and on demo it's the opposite

[fallen glacier]

­

[shell bronze]

as if i haven't racked up 1000 hours nailing the art of parrying and fundamentally knowing how swords work

[heavy valve]

golf sword

[shell bronze]

on top of being good at every other weapon type

[leaden magnet]

I think they just wanted to make things easier? Which I don’t entirely agree with

[shell bronze]

chains breaking image .jpg

[shell bronze]

and blunt damage somehow got worse

[magic schooner]

I'm trying to make my sword long and its so unweidly

[wheat leaf]

i havent seen you throw down much with the rondel dagger yet

[shell bronze]

i have footage

[north gazelle]

If the devs fixed the wrists issue and the character falling issues ea would be soo much better, it's only about 2 things but this would change combat system and physics to such a better state, wich did the dev made it that way for ea release when they spent so much energy perfecting the demo doesn't make sense at all

We went from realistic game and physics to back to old demo and playtest

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1467694797690245301/2577691.MP4?ex=698e7fcc&is=698d2e4c&hm=df3406f54f2019a61c4a0975e3ecb647164532002aca6035fe9c4a2d7216e80f& @wheat leaf

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1467693910468988972/4861AF1.MP4?ex=698e7ef8&is=698d2d78&hm=a69b2926252fc8741093185088fb85ff9100f08c4952cb8377f67b6c29c960c5&

[real berry]

the falling needs to be stopped

[delicate ibex]

😌

[real berry]

it is the bain of my existence

and the slow ass stand up times

[wheat leaf]

i guess you are alright with that one too

[balmy holly]

they fr need to fix the quiver

[wheat leaf]

wb maces

[real berry]

i miss the demo standing, you would just get yanked up to your feet by an invisible string

[velvet plover]

guys how do I get more crossbow bolts?

[balmy holly]

fire

[north gazelle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hM854Dj_u5E?si=ursNoJ7kVMEasau7
Half sword ea when playing anything else than a 10km poleaxe

Litteraly losing every attempt to falling over

I beat the lord tourney using only a casted mace but after like 50 attempts just lost to tripping for no reason

I also did it with only a hafted, and only a longsword too

[slow lintel]

Is anyone else disliking the new abyss with the zombies? They keep biting me, then we both end on the floor helpless, then I get up and kill the fallen zombie.

[north gazelle]

Close range encounters are unplayable, character has the balance of a toddler

I once tripped on an ant

And fell

Real

[real berry]

also if you're not using the tower shield on your back at all times what are you doing

that thing turns lying down on the floor defenseless into a calm peaceful nap in safety

[tepid wolf]

I wish they coulnt bite you while getting hit by your weapon. It's like they can do it while stunned, and clip to your character

[leaden magnet]

I just figure you mean it develops cognitive function, which it does, but not the ones used as psychedelics

[north gazelle]

Ngl i can't play with these big ass shield on me, it feels like it obstruct my vision

These pmo lmao

[slow lintel]

Yeah, it makes being there so unfun! I kinda like the idea that people you kill, end up in Abyss though!

[tepid wolf]

yeah i dont mind it in progression I just dont go outta my way to play the abyss mode very often

[sturdy jolt]

Shields are op

[tepid wolf]

I DO like how smoothly it runs though

[soft wigeon]

anyone think swords are way too fast for some reason? compared to the demo

[leaden magnet]

Idk, I feel like if you got hit in the face by a buckler you’d probably be pretty messed up

[limpid pebble]

thats not op

you got hit in the face with a big hunk of metal

[sturdy jolt]

I barely got tapped in the face and immediately folded to the ground

[limpid pebble]

probably broke your nose

[velvet plover]

guys how do I get ammo for my crossbow

[leaden magnet]

He wasn’t moving his arms much sure, but he was actively walking towards you, while you stood ground. It only takes 5lbs of force to break the nose

[sturdy jolt]

Even if my nose broke irl I wouldn't flop on the ground like that

[leaden magnet]

Ehhh

[north gazelle]

Bro that's crazy

[wheat leaf]

shields are so op they can knockout from simple contact

[slow lintel]

I mean, I would, but a fighter wouldn't! 😛

[sturdy jolt]

I mean maybe but I can fight with my arm cut off so that shouldn't be an excuse for immediately flopping over

[wheat leaf]

it wasnt even the spiked buckler either

[north gazelle]

Touched by the shield of instant death

[leaden magnet]

You got hit with your back foot forward, so your stance had no stability

[north gazelle]

Nah easy 4k 100 fps

[limpid pebble]

fair point

[leaden magnet]

Also, going into the semantics of head trauma vs extremity amputation is a tricky subject if you have no medical knowledge

The body isn’t as simple as you think

[limpid pebble]

well if its a clean cut you can survive for a few minutes if you try to stop the bleeding

[leaden magnet]

No

[sturdy jolt]

My left foot was back, it had stability. My stance doesn't really matter when I'm weakened that much

[leaden magnet]

With no intervention you’d bleed out in seconds

[little verge]

Yes every aspect of the game is still a Work in Progress.

[leaden magnet]

They were practically parallel

[limpid pebble]

idk man theres people who have had their limbs torn off by sharks and still survive

[leaden magnet]

The femoral artery severed would have you in hemorrhagic shock in 30 seconds if not less

For your arm, it may be 45

[slow lintel]

@sudden lava I think there's a mod that uses an engine.ini file. Not sure whether that still works on current version though?

[north gazelle]

I know it's not easy say considering your position and having to think what you can say/not but is it seriously being taken in consideration ? You don't have to tell me if you can't really say, don't worry

[leaden magnet]

If I pushed you while your feet were that close you would fall

[sturdy jolt]

I'm excited to see how this game evolves

[little verge]

Modern medicine is very powerful.

[limpid pebble]

there are people who have lost their arm up to their shoulder and survived

[sturdy jolt]

That's pretty far apart, that's like the normal foot distance when you stand

[little verge]

Yes it is.

[leaden magnet]

That’s with blood transfusions, if you go into hemorrhagic shock in the 15th century you’re dead regardless

[sturdy jolt]

That's like significantly further than any person would normally stand

[limpid pebble]

yeah but you said 45 seconds

[leaden magnet]

It’s called fluid resuscitation, and it’s not achievable in the 15th century

[leaden magnet]

45 seconds to enter hemorrhagic shock(your body shunts and you go unconscious)

You aren’t dead yet, but in the context of the 15th century you are

[limpid pebble]

ok so you can survive for a few minutes

[leaden magnet]

Hypothetically speaking yes

It also depends on body composition

[little verge]

Depends on how capable you are at slowing/stopping the bleeding.

[north gazelle]

This is great, honestly fixing the limp wrists issue as well as the falling over very easely after any hit during armored fights would change so much for the combat system and overall physics, it's very hard to have realistic interaction when any hit makes the character trip and fall (similar to old demo before it was fixed). This makes long range weapon the only viable consistent weapons

[leaden magnet]

Also when amputation occurs your muscle fibers constrict the blood vessels temporarily preventing bleeding

[limpid pebble]

im pretty sure there are historical texts that discuss the topic of amputations in battle

[leaden magnet]

Yes, all you need is to prevent blood flow to the extremity and you’ll survive

Assuming you don’t die of septic shock

This can be achieved with a tourniquet effect, which I haven’t seen any evidence of in the 15th century

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-the-fairest-one-of-all-evil-queen-snow-white-and-the-seven-dwarfs-who-do-you-find-most-attractive-magic-mirror-on-the-wall-gif-2047224097835768061

[sinful kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[sturdy jolt]

I listen to youtube video essays in the background

[north gazelle]

In game music been off since the first 5 hours of my gameplay in demo

[topaz minnow]

if i retire every item from my inventory with baron armor and the money will restart?

[sinful kelp]

i have to lock in and enjoy the in-game music

[sturdy jolt]

No, you keep your progress

[sinful kelp]

pretend i'm there

[topaz minnow]

what

[sturdy jolt]

You can move the background slider to change your tier

[limpid pebble]

the ingame music is awesome

[sturdy jolt]

Yes

The first couple matches will be the same incorrect tier, just rest a few times and it'll be the correct tier

[lyric star]

no

[sturdy jolt]

I love the half sword ost, probably one of my favorites

[fallen glacier]

same

[lyric star]

idgaf

[leaden magnet]

Simply put, yes

[lyric star]

amputation leads to death within few minutes

unless u bandage it up and stuff

[leaden magnet]

Woah, bro you’re so smart

[sinful kelp]

LOL why is discord still doing you like this

[lyric star]

what ur talking abt lasts a few seconds at most

[leaden magnet]

Almost like I said that

[fallen glacier]

damn gotem

[lyric star]

tell me where this states it only lasts a few seconds

[sinful kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/lightning-swag-dog-gif-27490924

[lyric star]

seems to me u implied it stops preventing it entirely which is false

[leaden magnet]

[leaden magnet]

Key word temporarily

[celest sedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944399983388557404/1467784762218250365/aj07oz.gif

[lyric star]

temporarily is not giving a margin of time

temporarily could be 5 milliseconds or 20 minutes

[leaden magnet]

Well if you enter hemorrhagic shock within ~45 seconds how many liters of blood did you lose and how much was prevented via muscular vasoconstriction

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence type shit

[lyric star]

https://tenor.com/view/nepnath-who-asked-the-rock-gif-7501944820972918584

[heavy valve]

is it 2

i think it is 2 liters

[lyric star]

no

its like

in millilitres

[heavy valve]

its 2

[lyric star]

cuz constriction lasts like 3 seconds

and then its js maths

[heavy valve]

ok its 3

[leaden magnet]

#bricknation

[sturdy jolt]

There are blood footprints now apparently

[leaden magnet]

Wasn’t that in the demo as well?

[sturdy jolt]

No

[lyric star]

i love the details i rlly do but do we really have to simulate each single strand of hair chat

[leaden magnet]

Ermm

[restive barn]

shooting range wip

terrible lighting skills

[lyric star]

man

just make the walls grey

[supple dagger]

What exactly are retribution missions? I know what every one is except that one.

[restive barn]

ill probably just turn down the exposure comp

[restive barn]

rematch

[supple dagger]

elaborate

oooh ok

[versed marsh]

Can i get some tips on mouse settings? I was hoping that striking down would also mean I would just swing the mouse down?

Also I hate the fact axes are so meta

NPCS can swing them the same way so consistently but I can't seem to find that rhythm

[modern sable]

Zombie hit my feet and I went flying 50 feet in the air

Lost the fucking pauldrons I was carrying 😭

Flew out of my hand on impact

I didn't have the metal links removed on my shirt

[versed marsh]

I swung my flail at a big dude and he died but i fell with him and his axe sliced me in half mid fall 💔

[modern sable]

Dude I just blipped a zombie out of existence

[tired tapir]

"Retribution"

Welp that's a free 150

[weak osprey]

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby ahh

[fallen glacier]

I believe orange highlighted items have something to do with being looted from someone you killed

[fallen glacier]

I've been testing this a bit and I just had a retribution match, I got the guy to surrender and I looted all his armor off of him and his sidearm. But he had a heater shield and a great axe that I didn't mess with I just left it on the ground. I murdered the guy in cold blood and then I picked up and holstered his heater shield and his great axe, along with a rondel dagger and rake from the cellar. When I checked inventory, I stripped all of the armor I stole off and it was just regular white, but the great axe and heater shield were highlighted orange. Also interestingly the rondel dagger was insured for some reason, I've noticed that too that some things seem to be pre-insured sometimes, it seems

this isn't entirely conclusive though I'll test more

[drifting helm]

Retribution is available whenever you're defeated, and lets you get revenge on the specific individual who beat you...

which means you lost to the coughing baby once... 👀

[lyric star]

man most of the time in retribution i get naked beggars who just surrender on the spot

[drifting helm]

the way it works is basically you can only have one of each item in your inventory.

Poleaxes? a million variations so you'll be able to have multiple, cause each variation is a different item

Rondel Daggers? There is only one in the entire game, so you cant have multiple of that specific item.

meaning if you insure a Rondel, any future Rondel you find (in the shop or in a duel) will be insured, since you already own the one Rondel per inventory and insured it

if that makes sense

[lapis bear]

I like polearm gaming but I swear it's never cut a thing, moreso works like a long ass hammer

[drifting helm]

yeah that's just a bug in general that can happen in any mode. Ive only seen it once personally but some people get it super often

[lyric star]

are u using blunt polearms or sharp ones

[drifting helm]

my Willie is complete

[pastel rapids]

do we think maps will get map expansions eventually?

[weak osprey]

Ts looks so cinematic

[drifting helm]

thanks. Im not normally a sender of unsolicited willie pics but... ts tuff

[weak osprey]

I mean we already have one map thats so damn expansive

Maybe not

For optimization

[weak osprey]

New reaction pic

[tired tapir]

I should be having retribution with a pile of shit
Literally

[drifting helm]

I shoulda got Retribution fights against the game's physics a few times I swear

[tired tapir]

Why is the slums so slippery

But tbh

Willies do have noodles for legs

[lyric star]

idk man

[fallen glacier]

there's shit and piss all over the ground

[lyric star]

i do get that beggars are impoverished without enough food to eat but they also haul carts and do labour all day

im not really that much atheletic and i prolly do less work than a beggar but i dont think im constantly falling over

[fallen glacier]

peasants maybe, beggars are beggars

[rose tinsel]

so just to refresh my memory what's the photomode keybind?

[pastel rapids]

C

[rose tinsel]

thanks

[lyric star]

alt f4 trust

[gaunt sequoia]

Half sword is not hard because it is difficult to learn.. Half sword is hard because the higher level the enemies you face the more you lag.

[drifting helm]

tell me about it

[gaunt sequoia]

I cannot explain the amount of times I have lost knockdown simply because i turned 2 seconds too fast

[rose tinsel]

hit alt esc after dying to skip it

https://tenor.com/view/rat-boogie-gif-24972830

[restive barn]

ts map is so beautiful and i want to add it to the gun mod but it's 1.2 gigabytes😔

ts increases the size from 1gb -> 2.2gb

[rose tinsel]

i use luke skywalker''s lightsaber fighting style with a messer sword

[thick peak]

nah its weak

[rose tinsel]

i've been destroyng people with it lol

i made it long and pointed like a long sword

[thick peak]

my style is to make sure he cant lethally hit me, then i grab his head and i whisper really inappropriate things into his ear, he starts to crying. i let him go and at this exact moment of his relief - i slash his ankles with bastard sword

he falls on ground, but he aint crying more

he doesn't know what to feel and he's scared to feel emotions because he got it

my sword sense fear and sorrow.

i call it sword style😊

also i really like when you fight with a very light mid range sword and whenever he tries to attack you

you just cut his hand

seeing him desperately trying to kill you, even through that intense pain

and you just give him 2 more slices, on his leg and hand by rechambering

he screams and YET still trying to kill you

who knows, maybe if he folded his weapon, i could have begone friends with him

but he keeps and keeps trying to reach you and you, seeing this ritual as last glimpse of hope in such a violent world, give him even more and more cuts

non lethal, although so painful and demoralizing

last drop of blood. he didnt surrender, his eyes were showing regret, but his soul as if it is were possessed by something, kept going on with those nonsense intense to kill

[floral cobalt]

How do I moulinette with the messer?

[thick peak]

now you seem to be realizing... why are they trying to fight you?... and at this moment, by a blink of an eye, you appear in another place with another willie, having no time to think about it

[supple dagger]

if you retire your character do you keep the gold

[lyric star]

yes

[coarse saddle]

I've now beaten the game and craving more lol. Wonder what the devs have in store, love the game but gotten bored of the poleaxe meta in the endgame when everybody is fully armored.

[rose tinsel]

i just swing my sword side to side as the enemies get near me and just chop them to pieces lol

[thick peak]

so real lmao😭

barons beek too op

[coarse saddle]

Indeed! Would love a game mode where you spawn in naked, work your way to the top then if you beat some final boss, you receive some cosmetic / gear piece. Would be cool, but that's just a naive wish. Would make it fun to play in the endgame.

[thick peak]

I guess the best future for HS is making mods meta, and prepare everything to make it moddable asf and add mods folder in menu

[thick peak]

thats called isekai, if you curious

[coarse saddle]

Indeed. Still dreaming about a zero to hero gladiator mode for HS, would be insane.

[thick peak]

idea is cool, and they could add it as a mode, but i really hope for mods

[coarse saddle]

Never heard about isekai

[rose tinsel]

if you put on the drunk you have to take homes pants they disapear in other modes lol

[thick peak]

isekai is a name for genre

where you reborn in another world

[coarse saddle]

Ohh, cool! Thanks for telling.

[thick peak]

and have to uhmm

start with naked ass and beat cosmic gods

[thick peak]

i have never tried mods

🙁

but the day mods are gonna become meta

imagine having dragon slayer sword from berserk

against big ass boom stick from another game like DS3 idc

[rose tinsel]

not mods modes like if you go to brawl mode you lose all pants and under garments its a crazy glitch

[thick peak]

damn lol

[thick peak]

so sad gifs are blocked

shi is like anime

[rose tinsel]

i ran past a guy as i swung my sword and turned around and he was on the ground dead that's some samurai type shit lol

[thick peak]

i had a deep moment

i cut off opps wrist and he started screaming

but he didnt surrender and you know, he cant keep fighting because its kinda mechanically impossible in game

he looked away from me and it seemed like he tried to stop screaming

but pain vro

[thick peak]

i thought about it for a second

i dashed forward and in one flawless move

i decapitated him

i guess that's what he wanted

[sturdy jolt]

It was for his own good

[thick peak]

but is it really

for us to decide

[soft wigeon]

remember their loss is your gain

[thick peak]

fair

[soft wigeon]

wish to spill some blood?

[thick peak]

in a world where steel rules and reigns, our purpose should be the way

[thick peak]

wym

[soft wigeon]

play another round

[thick peak]

oh ur js saying ingame SFX

😔

[gilded breach]

cozy

[weak hornet]

can you grow muscles in the abyss if ur playing abyss mode?

like as the willie with short blonde hair

i know that you can in progression if you die and burn stamina in the abyss it grows your muscles

but idk abt just the abyss mode

[whole marsh]

they should add human option for abyss

[weak hornet]

yea

they should update

[whole marsh]

can you put a hat on top of skull cap?

[ornate river]

who the fuck added crawling

Who

[serene hearth]

Is anyone else having issues with their mass? Mine keeps going from 79kg to 93kg seemingly at random

[fallen glacier]

I just got a chalice from a chest in Alley and it was highlighted red

I think I remember this happening before as well

@idle crane did you see the other carved heads

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[fallen glacier]

I see this happening, sort of. It seems it may not apply to everything? I tested this by insuring a pot lid. Some of the pot lids I saw for sale in the future were insured, but some weren't. Same with barrel lid, bucklers. And there was a red highlighted rondel dagger in the shop that I bought and once I had it it turned orange

[idle crane]

Oh i didnt get a notification for that. There is still a few more on the texture sheet that arent present iirc

Perhaps there are more or they are unused

[fallen glacier]

true

[weak hornet]

holy fucking shit my guy in the abyss is useless

gets up and stumbles over himself each time

like a dumbass baby man

then hits his own head on the floor over and over

[fallen glacier]

gotta work on your get up skill

[whole marsh]

haha no knee caps

[weak hornet]

ur guy is perfectly fine

[fallen glacier]

max player and npc damage on these vids

[weak hornet]

??

your guy is literally fine

[fallen glacier]

what do you mean

I almost died in that last vid I sent

[weak hornet]

no you didnt

[frosty condor]

chat, is there a way to use boss weapon in demo?

[fallen glacier]

did you see how red the screen was getting?

it's not for no reason

[weak hornet]

are you playing this game for the first time?

[fallen glacier]

no. You're aware of the hud right?

[weak hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/pack-god-packgod-pvz-plants-vs-zombies-imp-gif-5666658401729020878

[fallen glacier]

I can't tell if you're trolling

[hot mango]

How do i put spaulders on? i know that it can get locked due to certain clothing but how do i unlock it?

[fallen glacier]

need an arming doublet

[hot mango]

my current wiljum btw

[fallen glacier]

without chains

[hot mango]

Ah, a jack doesnt work?

or a gambeson

[fallen glacier]

it seems not

[hot mango]

it should lol

i thought it just wasnt connecting because my breastplate was too short or something

[fallen glacier]

arming doublets make sense. They have the arming points so that's cool

[hot mango]

oooo

so no regular dobulet specifcally the arming one?

[fallen glacier]

I appreciate the realism

yeah, arming doublet. It will be named that

you can find it fairly easily in militia and above I think

[sinful kelp]

specifically without the chain attachment which you can take off or on

i kinda wish the gambeson at least worked

[fallen glacier]

if you encounter someone wearing vambraces, spaulders/pauldrons, a harness, or cuisses, they have an arming doublet on and you can steal it from them

[hot mango]

lucky im at militra now

[hot mango]

yup found that out early on just gotta find one

[hot mango]

fr

[slow lintel]

I insured a flail I found. Then I found a second flail. I unequipped then tried to sell but it didn't show up in the vendor. It's as if both flails appear as one! (For the trader)

[sinful kelp]

obviously you merged them and now it's 2x powerful

surely..

[weak hornet]

level 2 flail

[signal salmon]

Hi, how do i find out that i reacht the max musle level?

[weak hornet]

if your mass is at 93kg

[fallen glacier]

in your inventory menu at the bottom should show your weight. If it's 93 or 94kg you are at max

[idle crane]

If you are max height then max weight is 93kg if you are min height then max weight is 81kg

[fallen glacier]

I'm not sure if 94kg is legit or a bug, I've seen conflicting reports

[weak hornet]

it can visually bug sometimes

[gilded breach]

i think its a bug that lets you go a bit over the max
doesnt really matter tho theres practically no difference

[slow lintel]

Hope we soon get the patch that will fix how wrists work! And moderate how often zombies bite us!

[gilded breach]

we didnt get a patch in like 4 days clearly the game is abandoned

[weak hornet]

my ass is sore from all the zombies

[slow lintel]

Weirdly enough, I get the best frames in slums! I only played on the latest hotfix!

Was so scared to even try playing there from what I had read.

[lament ember]

i only play yard, cellar and hall cuz those are the maps with the frames 😇

[slow lintel]

Today I will try directx12, to see how it runs! I am on a 3070.

[lament ember]

it will run better

[weak hornet]

why the hell cant my guy get up???

he keeps slipping

[lament ember]

he must be sleepy

[slow lintel]

Seems like he is stretching? Or breakdancing

[oblique ferry]

i love the game so much! i will actually buy it

[quaint wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772960543627673630/1459337476836687892/Pv4VYWO.gif

[thick parcel]

Hmmmm, might there be a way to wear PANTS under my leg armor?

[quaint wind]

Don't wear the pants with the socks

Just the pants

[thick parcel]

That’s strange lol

Definitely a lot of jankiness with the armor wearing that I’m sure will get ironed out eventually

[oblique ferry]

anyone else think the rake is OP the first few levels

[thick parcel]

Any weapon that will get you out of range of that godforsaken Pickaxe is powerful

if you don’t have any strength getting lightly tapped will annihilate you and long weapons counter that

[quaint wind]

The candelabra is better

[oblique ferry]

been playing the game all day its so damn good, i almost feel bad for barrowing it

[thick parcel]

I do love the variety of the weapons you can loot even at beggar tier

[thick parcel]

Buy it yourself :D

[quaint wind]

Only real ogs know the candelabra is the best weapon in the game

[slow lintel]

I love that you can loot armor and weapons!

[thick parcel]

yes

[quaint wind]

Who are you borrowing it from?

[oblique ferry]

im 100 percent going too, but before you ask yes i would download a car that would be awesome

[oblique ferry]

google

[weak hornet]

the pirate bay

yea lol

admitting to piracy gg

[oblique ferry]

HEY NO ONE SAID THATTTTTTT

lol

[quaint wind]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-mods-fossilize-this-user-mods-gif-14547219816455503839

[oblique ferry]

i am not

[weak hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-riders-calling-mods-gif-14556158502929610177

[thick parcel]

I died and went to the abyss purely to loot a candlestick & some goblets

[oblique ferry]

playing the old version

[quaint wind]

Oh ok

[thick parcel]

The demo is still awesome

[quaint wind]

Thank god

[dull lily]

https://tenor.com/view/iq-to-high-iq-to-high-dumbass-gif-8703840328342123411

[oblique ferry]

def

[slow lintel]

You feel bad for playing the demo?

[weak hornet]

🤔

genius

[thick parcel]

I still play the demo even though I bought the full game

The demo has the bosses

[gilded breach]

we all miss the bosses

bring em back

[oblique ferry]

maybe im watching videos

[quaint wind]

https://tenor.com/view/xisx31-lebron-james-hairline-xisx-james-harden-unc-gif-1219202293844036599

Here is my closing gif for the night

[thick parcel]

If there’s one thing I’m absolutely depressed about it’s the removal of the bosses

[quaint wind]

Gn y'all

[thick parcel]

I wanna crack the Baron’s skull

[weak hornet]

@idle crane oh mooooodssss

this person has pirated the game

wheres my cookie

[quaint wind]

I wanna crack the Baron

[oblique ferry]

im watching videos and playing the demo

fr guys fr

[weak hornet]

what did u mean by borrowing the game then

[thick parcel]

I’m sure the devs are like ‘well we can’t have them looting the baron’

[weak hornet]

from google

[weak hornet]

the big zombies in the abyss are kinda like bosses

[gilded breach]

i prefer the current baron but where are the rest of em cmon devs

[dull lily]

i liked the old grim reaper better, he was cooler

[thick parcel]

Their attack is biting Willie’s skull open

[weak hornet]

and that one bite makes you instantly sleepy

[thick parcel]

but all the zombies can be beaten easily because they never counter

[weak hornet]

and then you fall on your butt and instantly die

[thick parcel]

Willie going to sleep while getting his rear end chewed on

[gilded breach]

grim reaper and falchion dude were it

[thick parcel]

it’s happened WAY TOO MANY TIMES to me

[weak hornet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362110518663577783/1450218098148905084/SPOILER_eatmyass.gif

[thick parcel]

THIS

[gilded breach]

they cant just get a big dude with some random gear and call that a boss

[thick parcel]

Yeah

[gilded breach]

wheres the character

[thick parcel]

Scythe man was a fun demo boss

They should bring those back

[weak hornet]

this one likes feet ig

[thick parcel]

Like, normal champion and ‘grete champion’

[dull lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1275238418586275841/1456804148807991449/Screenshot_20251229_203528_TikTok.gif

[weak hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-baseball-gif-13999381090646842001

[thick peak]

whats the point of money

[gilded breach]

ive considered recreating the demo bosses as loadouts but its alotta work

[thick peak]

i have 7k

what should i spend them on

[dull lily]

mercs

[gilded breach]

craft golden weapons

[thick parcel]

Buy weapons, Insurance, you can upgrade armor, or make custom weapons

[thick peak]

FR?

[thick parcel]

Or hire mercenaries

[thick peak]

i insured everything

mercs suck fam

i played all the way to baron without mercs

[thick parcel]

Good for you :)

[thick peak]

yes

im soo strong

[thick parcel]

Also yeah you can make pure gold weapons

[thick peak]

everybody should care!

[thick parcel]

But they’re CRAZY expensive

[thick peak]

i didnt know that, damn

[gilded breach]

why not. have weapons you can truly call your own
and the gold shit cossts thousands anyway

[thick peak]

is it just for cosmetic purpose?

[thick parcel]

Gilded weapons are cheaper, pure gold exists only to flex

yes

[thick peak]

flex worths it i reckon

[thick parcel]

You can never FIND a pure gold weapon

[thick peak]

aight bet, thanks chat

ima make some dope gold sword and insure it

[thick parcel]

you have to make your own

[thick parcel]

Watch it be out of your budget

[weak hornet]

i heard willie was a child prodigy on the skin flute

[thick peak]

baron beak?

it seems golden

[gilded breach]

its not purely cosmetic there are weight differences
tho im not sure how significant the difference is

[thick parcel]

It’s gilded

Any ‘gold’ weapon you find isn’t actually gold

[gilded breach]

it is?

[thick parcel]

It’s either bronze or gilded i think

No matter what

[thick peak]

hm

[thick parcel]

I’ve never seen a weapon with pure gold

[thick peak]

why you think they arent golden lol

color?