halfsword-chat-⚔

[crimson compass]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[pulsar sluice]

so sad of you making fun of him, we we're all there, at that stage

[tall jungle]

Your silly mundane words do not cause my ego to falter. I am a horse.

[low osprey]

it's so sad. I will cry rignt now and file a bullying report

[pulsar sluice]

it is unnaceptable twin

[crimson compass]

They really need to fix the fuckign weight reset bug I am getting sick of having to go in and out of my inventory twice before every fight to make sure its workign and didnt reset me to 80 for no reason

[livid swan]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[low osprey]

they are an illusion

[livid swan]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[low osprey]

wait till they add shrooms so u can get them

[hollow vessel]

What even are they

[onyx moon]

poor dude got wiped out by barrels

[pulsar sluice]

damn, he must have not seen them

silly individual

[low osprey]

I dunno, scarf and coif type of thing maybe

[hollow vessel]

Oh

[onyx moon]

ohh what a kick to the family jewels

[soft osprey]

Is it actually resetting or is it visual? I had the bug I went from 75kg, to 93, back to 85, then 90. But I didn’t actually go fight in between to see if the numbers matched or if it’s just a UI thing

[crimson compass]

I think it is actually resetting. I got into the lords tourney and could randomly barely swing my poleaxe anymore

Went out to check the inventory and it said 80kg, when I went out and back in it reset to 94

[onyx moon]

i never knew they grab the legs like that

[crimson compass]

Now my poleaxe feels normal

[mellow peak]

anyone worked out how to make falling over not a death sentence yet?

[soft osprey]

Which apparently is the new limit now lol no idea why they added ONE more kg to the max but..alright I guess

I just wanna be a big Willie

Naturally

[hardy urchin]

big willie hehe

[low osprey]

does shit u insure disappears from free mode when u sell it in progression or lose it after u die?

[languid plinth]

does strangling even work? Tried for like 5 mins to choke willie out

[hardy urchin]

you sell anything you lose it, insurings whole point is if you die you keep it

[onyx moon]

half sword insurance fraud

[hardy urchin]

it wouldn't disappear in free mode because thats sandbox??

[soft osprey]

Idk, mixed reports. Im more inclined to believe theyre just surrendering like when you put a sword to their neck, when people say they won by choke out

[low osprey]

I insured one of the thingies from abyss and it disappeared from my progression inventory when I died

[onyx moon]

bro. BRO.

[hardy urchin]

i assume glitched i tried that same thing a few updates ago and he wouldn't die

[onyx moon]

HOW IS HE STILL LIVING??

[languid plinth]

hmm, hopefully it's a work in progress

[low osprey]

built different

[hardy urchin]

are you wearing it still

[pulsar sluice]

i retired once to make my character taller (for more mouscle and weight), and forgot to put my items in the chest and lost them, thinking that insuring will keep it safe at all costs

[low osprey]

no

it was a peasant tier flail

[onyx moon]

the neck caught me off guard

[hardy urchin]

shit

[soft osprey]

Oh Of course, it all is still. Anything in EA can change at any time up till full release

[hardy urchin]

uhh

[low osprey]

I don't use it anymore but it still sucks

[hardy urchin]

try and true turn it off and on again?

[olive basalt]

what can i put in the shoulder backpack slot thing?

[soft osprey]

Nothing yet

[olive basalt]

oh

how to get crossbow bolts?

[hardy urchin]

sometimes items would disappear and if i reset the game it came bacj

[pulsar sluice]

in the forest map, there is a chance that there is a bag with bolts

[soft osprey]

Get the quiver in the chest spawn in the forest

[oak palm]

there is a crossbow?

[sleek gull]

Or the barrel in the Alley!

[pulsar sluice]

yep

[oak palm]

ive been missing out LMAO

[soft osprey]

Theres a chance for it to spawn by the cart in forest

[hardy urchin]

but when i try pick up more bolts it doesn't, how do i get more than two bolts?

it just swaps bags

[onyx moon]

YOO HAHAH

[soft osprey]

I don’t think you can right now honestly

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-ye-haircut-barber-kanye-west-gif-3642931043953307478

[olive basalt]

oh

also the crossbow is gone

[finite bough]

he should be hurted enough.. than you can choke him

[soft osprey]

The crossbow only has a chance of spawning

[pulsar sluice]

that idk, i just seathed (is seathed right?) one bag and never tried it again since i tried to load the crossbow but i died trying so i lost the bag

[soft osprey]

It’s not guarantee

[hardy urchin]

ok just picture i scream and said every swear word ever because i wanna freak out but can't because rules

i wanna buy bolts :(

[wheat rock]

has anyone else found the duplication glitch

[olive basalt]

whats the difference between retribution and champion?

[uncut olive]

Amen to that bro 🙏

[hardy urchin]

without it crossbows are not even possible to be used beyond one test if you can a) get bolts and b) get the crossbow. like its a pointless weapon and i wanna damn use it

[finite bough]

random ahh enemy in retribution and well tough guy in champion

[low osprey]

is it normal that I never got the character creation screen till I clicked "retire"?

[olive basalt]

retribution is usually harder than champion for me

[hardy urchin]

retribution is something you lost too, champion is best of his tier

[finite bough]

yes cause its random so it could give you higher rank enemy

[olive basalt]

wdym you lost too

[wheat rock]

idk what this guy means but retribution is a rematch against an enemy who beat you

[crimson compass]

Yeah I have still not used the corssbow a single time because I can't find bolts anywhere

*crossbow

[pulsar sluice]

probably meant lose

[olive basalt]

ohhh

[pulsar sluice]

not sure tho

[olive basalt]

thats retribution

[crimson compass]

and when you DO find a quiver it is glitched and deletes itself when you take it out of the arena

[hardy urchin]

character had armor, died. no armor, i insured it. i reset game. armor is back

[olive basalt]

ohhh

so thats why i was fighting a champion

[finite bough]

ohh is that? i just fought random enemies.. most of them were non armored and non weapon

[hardy urchin]

fucker lost and lose mean the same thing

[wheat rock]

you get 1 bolt loaded in at the start of every round?

[hardy urchin]

and lost is the proper word, it already happened

[crimson compass]

tf am i supposed to do with 1 single bolt

[olive basalt]

relax

[soft osprey]

It’s the person who beat you last but there is a bug where they can spawn just a naked Willie, or a seemingly random one appears. I think at that point it’s something like from first blood or knocked down, whoever did the most damage to you or something. Idk how it’s calculated at that point, just a hunch

[pulsar sluice]

dont call me that you fool, calm down first off, and lost is used in the past tense 🤓 , and what you said "what you lost too" makes no sense, willyhead

[olive basalt]

you said something you lost too

which is weird

[hardy urchin]

ehh maybe not, im dumb but if you knew enough to try correct you know wtf i mean

[gilded breach]

i think its dmg based since i had the naked willie after losing cause of bees

[soft mauve]

Just got baron gauntlets, how many more times do i have to kill this golden cunt

Im so bored of it

[wheat rock]

shoot it? you said "I havent used it once because I cant find bolts", how tf else would you use the crossbow

[gilded breach]

8-9 or so

[hardy urchin]

because it already happened??? duh?

[finite bough]

beating up naked willies while being an baron with 3 sets of armor hits hard

[gilded breach]

in total

[soft osprey]

Yes, I think if it’s outside of NPC damage itll spawn naked. The only times I have naked spawns is like, falling off a cliff or something

When it’s not direct damage from an NPC to me

[soft mauve]

Does anyone know the drops after gauntlets?

[pulsar sluice]

ok bro, but you dont need to curse at me, and also, i corrected you so mistakes dont happen ;-;

[hardy urchin]

dude fuck off and dm me if you're gonna keep being a grammar nazi

[soft mauve]

At least it wasnt some shitty piece of chainmail this time tho

[soft osprey]

Fellas cant we all get along

[pulsar sluice]

ok bro, calm down

[hardy urchin]

fuck off

[finite bough]

@soft osprey mods

[gilded breach]

theres 2 chainmail pieces for baron

[pulsar sluice]

silence yourself twin 🤣

[soft osprey]

Im right here already 😭

[olive basalt]

this fucking arment is never gonna be in stock

[pulsar sluice]

restock and then fight, i got an arming doublet by doing that strat

[hardy urchin]

well tell then to either dm me if they wanna argue or to shut uo

[gilded breach]

fuck the merchant he never has what i want

[olive basalt]

ok

[soft osprey]

go back to halfing your swords

Stop arguing

[finite bough]

lol ik do smthing about it. warn maybe.

[soft mauve]

Yeah gor them both, got so pissed off putting all that time and effort for something that i’ll never see and looks the same as base game

[pulsar sluice]

that i needed, to be exact

[hardy urchin]

up to them not you

[soft mauve]

Devs just remove the chainmail drops from baron it adds nothing 🙏

[gilded breach]

iirc after gauntlets its armet or greaves

[finite bough]

buddy I didn't told you anything.

[soft osprey]

Verbal warnings are fine for now, ive already been posted on Reddit once im not tryna get dragged again

[pulsar sluice]

you could say that again

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[soft osprey]

Go back to halfing your swords

[finite bough]

he tryna fight me now lmao.

[crimson compass]

Can somebody please explain to me why this giant fuckin axe is just completely blunt?? Is it because the characters edge alignmennt sucks now? I'm literally fighting unarmored opponents I should be cleaving through/into them but it's basically just a giant mace.

[olive basalt]

can you choke someone in this game?

[hardy urchin]

god you're a baby

[pulsar sluice]

guys he said the thing 😆 ✌️

[olive basalt]

ive grabbed someone by the head and i heard choking noises

[soft osprey]

You can but it’s unclear if it works

[sleek gull]

Really need to get more comfortable with Time Outs for people who cannot remain civil.

[finite bough]

yss but not very effective

[hardy urchin]

no im not stop being childish

[olive basalt]

ty

[soft osprey]

If yall continue arguing im gonna have to time out

Dont make me be a dick

[hardy urchin]

im trying to stop they keep going

[soft mauve]

Yeah just put both hands on the enemies head/neck for a while but i believe it only knocks them out

[pulsar sluice]

go to #general-catfish-🐱🐟 and argue

[hardy urchin]

i don't wanna be insulted and not say anything back

[olive basalt]

ok

[finite bough]

buddy who is talking to you? not me brother. leave me alone you ugly spoiled brat

[hardy urchin]

if they stop damn replying directly too me i'll stop

[hardy urchin]

STOP

[soft osprey]

Well..

[olive basalt]

why does my character keep letting go of the grip?

[soft mauve]

Most civil halfsword discord conversation:

[feral moon]

@mighty nexus

[olive basalt]

i pick someone up

and he just lets go

[soft osprey]

Bro left because of a 10 minute timeout to cool off

[lost badger]

Yo dude where the fuck am I?

[hollow vessel]

Can you mordschlag

[violet ibex]

Who up mordschlaging they shit

[violet ibex]

Nah

[feral moon]

Bro's cooked fr

[soft osprey]

Well he left so no point in the timeout anymore.

[soft mauve]

Super earth is getting desperate it seems…

[frail veldt]

could be edge alignment (it's trickier than you think) or the thing is too heavy to gain enough momentum to cut properly

[violet ibex]

🙏

[olive basalt]

how to stop my character from instantly letting go of someone?

[violet ibex]

Build str

[crimson compass]

I dont think it's the momentum because I can swing it pretty fast. It's about 2kg.

[soft osprey]

Please if yall have a problem with another user make a #modmail

[soft mauve]

Increase strength

[violet ibex]

Make sure your hands aren’t hurt as well

[onyx moon]

as they once said "i can lift you up, i can show you what you wanna see"

[olive basalt]

my character looks pretty muscular

and my hands arent hurt

[finite bough]

thanks. i already told him twice to leave me be. he didn't listen.. ig am sorry.. anyway how does this choking doesn't kill willie?

[violet ibex]

[halcyon silo]

https://tenor.com/view/uppies-uppie-tinker-tinker-knight-shovel-knight-gif-4289863091810270120

[crimson compass]

Also the edge alignment is not a skill thing. Your character literally just doesn't hold the weapon straight in his hands and the edge flops around

[soft osprey]

Willie has neck muscles harder than steel

[frail veldt]

just edge alignment then, stuff like axes take a little more aim than you'd expect, being slightly off can result in the flat end hitting before the edge does and only doing blunt damage

[violet ibex]

It’s a skill thing

[finite bough]

@soft osprey i mean it snaps there necks if you hold them too long.

[violet ibex]

Your hands are shaky

[onyx moon]

deserves a repost because of how high the throw was

[frail veldt]

i get where you're coming from but edge alignment genuinely does improve with skill, angles of attack and range mostly play into it i've found

[halcyon silo]

Who out here choking their willies?

[violet ibex]

[lost badger]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-ash-pikachu-yeet-throw-gif-26004688

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/davide-davide-sanclimenti-ekinsu-ekin-su-culculoglu-loveislanduk-gif-26871505

[earnest flower]

Is the muscle system separate to the weight system?

[violet ibex]

Let me react to messages

[earnest flower]

I’m really confused on the specifics

[violet ibex]

Ye

[wanton remnant]

No, they are the same

[violet ibex]

What

[halcyon silo]

The bar with the line under the weight shows your muscle

[violet ibex]

You can be max weight and min muscle

[earnest flower]

Ok sick

So it is just bar fill up be happy

[violet ibex]

It helps build muscle if you’re using heavy stuff

[finite bough]

recently i have started learning modding.. i might do something about it. if i get chance to use my modding skills.

[earnest flower]

No I got that

[frail veldt]

the floppiness of wrists in particular is driving me insane i was popping veins in my forehead trying to parry to no avail in EA and then hopped onto demo and suddenly was a parrying god because my character no longer buckled when doing a simple active parry

[crimson compass]

No, it really doesn't lol. Go ahead and try to make one of those big axes and test it out, you will see that no matter which way you swing with it it literally doesn't cut. You can half sword it and it will slice a bit better but even just a straight chopping attack just does blunt damage

[earnest flower]

I just didn’t know if I could go further

[crimson compass]

Hence why I was asking if it is blunt or bugged

[onyx moon]

why is he terrified yo i gave him a single punch

[violet ibex]

I use big axes

You just need to be patient and fluid

[halcyon silo]

Has anyone modded the baron into a tall goth mommy yet?

[wanton remnant]

Not according to the .sav
They are both the same stat just called “weight”

[violet ibex]

Crazy

Genuinely mind boggled

[crimson compass]

Go make the polearm bardiche/axe thing and test it out and let me know what you think then

[soft osprey]

You should. With EA out now soon you can get a Modder role and that means you’ll be a different color than others, meaning youll be superior

[violet ibex]

I have

[frail veldt]

i havent made many axes but other big bladed weapons like heavy glaives, i noticed weight of the actual blade also plays into it a lot, lighter heads cut easier than heavier ones

[finite bough]

alright i will do it.

[stuck epoch]

where my modder role at 😔

[violet ibex]

I find you have better edge alignment with lighter blades but the heavier blades will have more knockout power

[onyx moon]

i gave him the nastiest powerbomb

[wanton remnant]

Would making and posting edited save files count as modding lmao

[violet ibex]

I love kicking ppl off the cliff there

[soft osprey]

Has yet to be added youll be one of the first im sure

[olive basalt]

i choked him but bro has the lungs of a hashira

so he got thrown off

[crimson compass]

no lol

[frail veldt]

i feel like it's also a speed thing but i could be wrong, slicing tends to work better with faster strikes with even swords kinda glancing off if you swing too slowly

[floral vale]

eventually my training will come to fruition and i will be able to combat my foes without the crutches of armor

[halcyon silo]

Damn, not the ass grab

[lunar compass]

anyone tried runbning this on a steamdeck yet ? it ran decently on my laptop which has similar performance but i wanna know if yall tried it yet

[gilded breach]

is there anywhere i can see the height of my chracter?

[violet ibex]

Most definitely, although I noticed with the Bardiche and bill hook especially if your opponent isn’t wearing a standart if you put the blade on their neck you can sprint backwards and it will cut

[gilded breach]

i keep hearing max height is 1.8m but i need proof

[wanton remnant]

But look at the weapons I can give you lmao

[violet ibex]

I’ve seen ppl with mods go higher so I have no idea

[onyx moon]

wheres the rest of him 💔 holy hell

[crimson compass]

Yoooooo

[frail veldt]

billhook carried me through 90% of the game before i realized tripping everyone wasnt gonna be enough anymore lol i learned quite a lot of quirks about that thing

[onyx moon]

dude got caught by a barrel

[halcyon silo]

In my belly. I ate him

[wanton remnant]

I also have a darth maul double ended sword and a table leg lmao

[finite bough]

i sold it to buy some better cloths.

[pulsar sluice]

do it irl twin ✌️

[soft mauve]

?? Why does my performance get worse when i turn my second monitor off

[crimson compass]

Alright hold up you have my attention lol

[halcyon silo]

FYI, you can steal the big candle in the abyss. Its called a consular staff

[pulsar sluice]

with crash dummies ofc

[frail veldt]

also billhook way better in demo, tried it out and it really makes it obvious how much your hook just fails to catch in EA

im not an EA hater by any means but a lot of these little things started to gnaw at me and then i see firsthand that every weapon seems to work so much better in demo

[violet ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-sparta-leonidas-fall-gif-8139307

[crimson compass]

Yeah I still think the demo physics are objectively better in almost every way

[finite bough]

i think we should give devs some slack.. they will fix it 1 by 1.
let them cover some bugs and major performance first

[pulsar sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-sparta-leonidas-fall-gif-8139307

[wanton remnant]

Lmao I should just make a .sav with a bunch of random ass weapons

[halcyon silo]

Gives the same vibes as "I'm gonna kill you and burn your house down... in Minecraft"

[violet ibex]

Thanks goat

[pulsar sluice]

lol

[reef drum]

can yall remove the super 3D dog barking sounds in the tourney map lmao its tripping me out so much

[pulsar sluice]

np m8

[frail veldt]

i agree i think they deserve a lot of slack it's just a bit disappointing, my first time playing was EA on release

[stuck epoch]

when they add the pit maps in that's how it's gonna be fr

[finite bough]

by sparta i only know on legend..

[pulsar sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-german-shepherd-whine-hm-hm-hmmm-gif-430302157199663685

[finite bough]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-standing-aura-lightning-god-of-war-gif-11577634319137475718

[halcyon silo]

Imagine if he grabbed the leg and pulled him down with him

[soft mauve]

Idk why the devs would increase the margin of error of every weapon in a game notorious for being difficult to control properly in the first place

[pulsar sluice]

cant wait, thanks for reminding me tho 🤑

[frail veldt]

though i will say my thousands of hours combined of chivalry 2 and mordhau experience translated quite well into this game

[onyx moon]

turned lil bro partially blind

[halcyon silo]

Thats not a dog. Its the defeated Willys

[finite bough]

adding blades of chaos as a mod in half sword would be hella cool.

[gilded portal]

MANGY CUR!

[pulsar sluice]

know it is off theme, apologise for it, (not enough people in general chat), y'all should listen to "wasting love" by iron maiden, peak song

[gilded portal]

is your willy throwing it back

[finite bough]

what new willie bot are you?

[gilded portal]

the kind that resists 5 consecutive concussive blows to the dome yet somehow still one-shots you to the abyss

[halcyon silo]

God, I loved chivalry 2. I somehow was super good, even though I didnt consider myself particularly skilled. Lots of people didnt seem to realize you could turn camera to increase swing speed

[finite bough]

lol

[halcyon silo]

Gods balls

[frail veldt]

even though the game tells you that in the tutorial lol yeah, those games are a meatgrinder when you're first starting out though

[onyx moon]

yo i think he actually is partially blind

[frail veldt]

real test of how much suffering can you endure in your determination to git gud at a game

[onyx moon]

poor lad

[alpine pine]

how do i reset my progress?

[crimson compass]

See???? Look at this shit. Why is my stupid fucking mongrel of a character swinging this axe FUCKING SIDEWAYS

[onyx moon]

why he so scared

[halcyon silo]

Does baron armour provide the most protection?

[frail veldt]

mordhau/chiv you either die a newbie (rage uninstall the game and never come back) or live long enough to become one of the sweatlords tormenting the newbies

[gilded portal]

aye

[onyx moon]

oh what a SLAP

[crimson compass]

Chiv is such a dogshit game, put 200 hours into it before I got sick of the sweatlords "fighting style" basically consisting 1000% of just shitty jab spamming and literally abusing exploits for the game. Then they turn around and call it 'tech'

[gilded portal]

bro's fighting xQc

[crimson compass]

Devs never fixed any of it. Then they added crossplay and the server quality went through the shitter with rubber banding and horrible hitreg every round

[wanton remnant]

That’s why I like mordhau, but the community still sucks unless you go to duel yards

[alpine pine]

🤓 👆

[gilded portal]

hoooly curse pfp

[crimson compass]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-24337002

[frail veldt]

when mord got old i played chiv for a bit and then gravitated back because i just couldn't stand how easily exploited the animations were, my skills transferred over perfectly and i dominated despite being low levels but there was still like 2-3 players in each lobby i would just completely avoid because their attacks were completely unseeable

not that mordhau didn't have that issue, but it was only with very specific weapons rather than being there for almost all of them lol

[odd radish]

i hav love hate relationship with chivalry

[long marten]

Is there no reset progress button?

[alpine pine]

🤓 👆

[maiden umbra]

why the demo got a better cover than the early access

[odd radish]

go to tavern man and click retire

[alpine pine]

not a reset

[long marten]

I did and only the character reset i still kept my money and loot

[burnt quiver]

honestly the physics in ea vs demo feel basically the same to me

[odd radish]

delet e save file

[crimson compass]

Yeah I never ended up trying mordhau out because of my bad experience with chiv I didn't even want to try again lol. I put 200 hours in chiv but probably like 30-50 of them were actually fun the rest was just suffering

[wanton remnant]

You have to go to the game files and delete your save

[onyx moon]

the slap even put me on the ground

[fallen glacier]

if you want to reset your character entirely check pins

[long marten]

Ah so like in the demo thx

[crimson compass]

I don't think minors are allowed in this server please go away

[burnt quiver]

the main difference happened in a demo update a while back and that messed up the axes but early access feels the same as demo

[onyx moon]

bah gawd.. thats gotta be kane

[wanton remnant]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[alpine pine]

looks like you just can't cope with your skill issue in chiv

[frail veldt]

i still remember being on a god damn mission to make the vanguard katar work as a main weapon even though it was abundantly clear that the devs just didn't gaf about making those fun to use and just nerfed them to the point where you're only rolling them if you wanna play the game in dark souls mode

[long marten]

Thx guys

[gilded portal]

np dogfartgamer

[crimson compass]

Found the jabspamming exploiter lol. Enjoy your dead game buddy

[past mirage]

Can your mass get above 93kg?

Cause I feel like it has not changed in a long time

[alpine pine]

i don't play chiv

[graceful rapids]

"When you get called over by your full name by your parents" son 💔

[gilded portal]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY 💀

[real mason]

🙏🏻

[gilded portal]

i think there's a cap

[frail veldt]

despite being a technically far superior game (in my very biased opinion) mordhau probably would've pissed you off even more, it works a lot better but it's also significantly more difficult with the lack of shit like held block (timed parries and chambers are your only defensive options)

if you push through that the game's incredible though and theres not really anything like it, community is very unique and funny too

[alpine pine]

see,the issue is that he's so mad it's hilarious

[real mason]

🃏

[burnt quiver]

can anyone else see through the ground in certain places on slums?

[molten galleon]

Yeah

[gilded portal]

my weapon is stuck to the ground

devs pls fix

[hollow vessel]

Chiv is butt

[burnt quiver]

it seems to be the same no matter what landscape setting is

[dapper tulip]

can i just give myself baron items through file editing ?

[crimson compass]

He doesn't even play chiv lol it's literally just some 14 year old ragebaiting cause he still thinks it's funny

[gilded portal]

how do you know he's 14

he could be 25

he could be a she

she could be a they

[crimson compass]

Check his profile lol nobody over the age of 18 has that bio

[gilded portal]

hmmm

[alpine pine]

he's still mad about me calling him a loser

not even a loser,just bad at a game

[gilded portal]

slums riot

[burnt quiver]

wait

[gilded portal]

+121 pfennings

[burnt quiver]

are there any black people in the game

[real mason]

[burnt quiver]

actually nvm why would they be in medieval europe

[alpine pine]

[gilded portal]

[real mason]

[frail veldt]

still waiting for dwarf update

[sleek gull]

This topic should be squashed immediately

10 times out of 10, it goes no where, and ends up with Mod intervention.

[burnt quiver]

i mean that’s like half of the conversations on this server

[gilded portal]

why aren't there any hounskull bascinets in this game

[cinder stone]

the new characters' faces are so funny lol

[sleek gull]

welcome to report land sir

[burnt quiver]

there is one in knight tier i think

[sleek gull]

blocked as well. I'm an adult and have no patience for children attempting to be aggressive towards me

[burnt quiver]

well it’s not exactly a hounskull but there’s one close to it

[gilded portal]

what does it look like

[burnt quiver]

have you played through gauntlet before?

in the demo

[gilded portal]

i wish i got that far if it wasn't for the commoner boss lol

[real mason]

I beat the Baron on the demo and on the early access

[harsh moon]

https://tenor.com/view/mister-cat-silly-cat-mister-p-cat-gif-16202624716350715190

[burnt quiver]

It’s the black knight champion/boss in knight tier

[sleek gull]

There are a lot of strange topics. But topics of which races or genders should be in the game has never gone anywhere but people being reported, blocked, or banned.

[harsh moon]

willys are a race

[real mason]

👍🏻

[gilded portal]

that looks like a normal armet

[soft mauve]

Is armet the last baron piece? Please tell me i can stop playing this game now

[gilded portal]

am i missing something here

[harsh moon]

bro why should we care what race willies are

we are fuckin murdering them

😭

[burnt quiver]

i said in the chat how i realized that there are no black characters in the game i did not mean to offend anyone and then a bit later i made a comment about how it makes sense for there to be a lack of black characters because of the setting of the game

[burnt quiver]

it’s the closest we have though :p

[wispy orchid]

you can just rip it off someones head by grabbing their helm and holding q or e depending which hand

[soft osprey]

Move on from race please

[soft mauve]

Not baron

Hes immune to that

[gilded portal]

GRRR

[wispy orchid]

yea ik

[gilded portal]

YOU ADD KETTLE HATS, SALLETS WITH VISORS, HELL EVEN SKULLCAPS

[wispy orchid]

the barons beak is pretty bad when u made yourself a dwarf

[gilded portal]

BUT NO BASCINETS

[frail veldt]

is there a button to switch to 1h grip on longsword?

while keeping it in ur right hand

[soft mauve]

Its just bad full stop lol it gets stuck in the ground half the times you try to swing it

[gilded portal]

I EVEN SAW A BARBUTE

[soft osprey]

Were they even used in the 1470’s

[burnt quiver]

i believe there’s bascinets but they don’t have visors

[olive basalt]

i hired mercaneries to help me in the tourney but these useless fucks forgot to arrive

[neon dome]

94 souls, i'm fucked...

[gilded portal]

it was getting phased out but no way it's dissappearing completely

[burnt quiver]

i might be wrong though

[gilded portal]

rarely enough i see willies wearing barbutes, so obviously a bascinet should be around there somewhere

[molten galleon]

Did you remember to assign them

[soft osprey]

Tbf the timeline of the game is 1470’s but references go back to 1450’s so they do add the possibility of older gear. Maybe they’ll add it in the future

[wispy orchid]

the bascinets have only been used up until 1450s or 1460s and the game is set in 1475

[olive basalt]

nvm they come only when more enemies appear

well one did come

[soft mauve]

Pls someone tell me if armet is last baron piece 🙏🙏

[olive basalt]

but he is getting pieced up

[molten galleon]

Oh ok

[soft mauve]

I dont want to put myself through another half an hour of laggy riots for nothing

[burnt quiver]

i want a frogmouth helmet even though it makes no sense for it to be used outside of jousting

[olive basalt]

useless fucking mercanery

[wary berry]

hey why cant i equip surten parts of armour like cuisses or any arm armour?

[frail veldt]

wear arming doublet no chains

[soft osprey]

But theyre ugly 😡

[wispy orchid]

i think its random cuz i got the chest armor first

[gilded portal]

like i said

[soft mauve]

Yeah the chest armour is always first

Its an order

[wary berry]

ah ok thanks

[wispy orchid]

and my friend got the leg armors first

[gilded portal]

phased out but still used rarely

[burnt quiver]

that makes them beautiful thoughh smh

[frail veldt]

hosen for pants too

[wispy orchid]

they were still out of service at that time

[sleek gull]

Dang, that gave me a 'way too late in development" lol.

When you start out, you get rusted old weapons from the previous innovations. And as you get more money, you get more up to date options.

[burnt quiver]

hounskull is my favorite helmet because it’s ugly and stands out so much

[wispy orchid]

i like the sallet

[alpine pine]

I am not!
i'm to shit to survive the abyss when i die

i have to maim them

[soft mauve]

right im done regardless, game beat time for mods

[wooden socket]

i managed to beat the entire beggar tourney as a dwarf with a flail

the flail might be cracked

[harsh moon]

lol

[olive basalt]

how did the abyss work in the demo?

[sleek gull]

I suggest keeping a short sword on your hip. That way if you end up in the abyss, you have a very effective weapon at killing Zombies.

Concussive damage takes too long. One clean cut though, can 1 shot them

[soft osprey]

That front hammer part is so op, i just add the axe part to the back for unarmored and you’re unstoppable

[alpine pine]

well you have to have enough skill to hit and slice through them

[wooden socket]

hafted or flail 🤔

[alpine pine]

flail forever

[soft mauve]

Unarmoured opponents = half grip and fling the mouse around lol

[burnt quiver]

it depended a little bit on what version of the demo you were playing

[sleek gull]

LOL that is certainly true.

[olive basalt]

latest

[gilded portal]

how does this refute my point

[wooden socket]

fuck it we ball

[alpine pine]

yeah otherwise the zombies will just jump at you and bite your throat out

[soft osprey]

Flail is goated too

[soft osprey]

Jump attack??

[burnt quiver]

since gauntlet mode was added to the demo whenever you die in gauntlet mode you wake up in the abyss and fight through a bunch of enemies and if you win you get to keep your progress in gauntlet mode

[wispy orchid]

only some people had them after they were discontinues and it would be difficult to see through from first person (i only use first person)

[soft osprey]

Bro Superman punched

[violet kindle]

has anyone else had this weird issue in abyss where you uncontrollably move to the left

[olive basalt]

well yeah i played the demo

[alpine pine]

wish we had a steel ball(run) flail with spikes on them

[violet kindle]

i had it for a while and it went away

[olive basalt]

but how did it work

were enemies randomized

[soft osprey]

Are you using a controller

[violet kindle]

keyboard

[wooden socket]

the jumping flailing dwarf known as Robert Wadlow

[soft osprey]

Ah okay. Maybe you got injured? If not clip it and make a #1465774955009540257 post

[violet kindle]

same session i had my character fling into space cuz a zombie hit me

[zealous saddle]

hi, how can i turn off the hair

[violet kindle]

no no it was like sliding me to the left

no walking anim

[soft osprey]

Oh lmao

[wispy orchid]

hair slide completely to the left

[soft osprey]

Yeah make a post

[violet kindle]

if it happens again i'll clip it

[scenic folio]

Chat I can only play progession if I go into free mode and as the "Train" guy to play progession, and cellar map doesn't work for me.

[burnt quiver]

Yes but there were bosses every 5 ish enemies i think and they were always the same that was back before gauntlet though when abyss was in a seperate version of the game that was only the abyss (playtest) and demo was the arena

[violet kindle]

folk

[zealous saddle]

i mean like on the enemies to lower my uhhhh computer need stuff

[olive basalt]

oh ok

also i hate it that when i hit an enemy hard in the head. he slightly staggered, but i fall with a light tap

[scenic folio]

But I am updating my PC so hopefully that helps.

[wispy orchid]

you cant. just play the demo if you want bald people

[zealous saddle]

isn't there some command stuff

[wispy orchid]

nope

i think

[patent prawn]

why are axes so blunt now

[violet kindle]

there probably should be a thing to make hair static/simplified

[olive basalt]

my character just fucking slipped on its own weapon

what the fuck is htis

[violet kindle]

something something muscles

[patent prawn]

great

[violet kindle]

make ur character strong and the weapons will be stronger

[wispy orchid]

muscle progression system. you have low muscle meter and that makes swinging weapons harder and weaker

[violet kindle]

explains why i limp wristed the weird axe sickle thing and died

[burnt quiver]

i really miss things like the old scythe in the playtest that just shredded everything even though it wasn’t at all balanced

[vivid rampart]

i hope there will be more errands getting added to the game

[zealous saddle]

where exatly is the hair thing

[patent prawn]

it says I am 88 kg on knight level, is that good

[wispy orchid]

you got concussed in the round or had low stamina and fell over#

[violet kindle]

dude my character is so abysmally fucked im just gonna make a new one

[burnt quiver]

look at the white bar at bottom center in the inventory menu that kind of looks like this ——|—— if the bar is marked all the way to the right that means you have max muscle

[odd radish]

idk cuz im at max weight and poleaxes dont do shit

[wispy orchid]

i think yes. that just means that the weapon's weight balance is fucked

[wispy orchid]

max muscle too?

[patent prawn]

how tf does that happen. Its not logical at all for me not being able to cut anything with an axe

[violet kindle]

wish theyd add more eye colors

[odd radish]

yes they go together anyway

[wooden socket]

The cellar champion watching me come back for the 4th time this day to try and knock him out (im getting better)

[patent prawn]

also why do all the enemies wield a poleaxe at knight level

where is the variety

[marsh remnant]

Jeesus Krikey ! The abyss giants are fucking scary !

[wispy orchid]

if the balance thing is very close to the blade of the axe, then the front is too heavy

[violet kindle]

spar mode raising my cortisol

i have the little shitty 1 handed sickle

my opponent has an axe and a shield and a helmet

[olive basalt]

i hate tourneys

[violet kindle]

did satan himself make this game

[frail veldt]

spar mode is the best place to suck lol

you lose nothing by losing

[nimble hatch]

Just kick him in the nuts bro

[wispy orchid]

i somehow killed a man at arms with no armor and a axe

[violet kindle]

i have the muscle mass of a soyboy bro

on morning 2 talkin bout some "just kick him"

[nimble hatch]

😭

[olive basalt]

what does lord rank do?

[neon dome]

theres so many zombies

[wispy orchid]

idk

[olive basalt]

so dont fucking answer

[wispy orchid]

you can pay of the abyss guy to reduce the zombies

[neon dome]

i wish to show off human endurance

[olive basalt]

my average experience in tourneys is that i get knocked out and then 3 knights start beating the shit out of me as i desperatly try to get up and run

[marsh remnant]

hire mercenaries

[violet kindle]

insane piss filter

[violet kindle]

jeff bezos over here

[marsh remnant]

my urologist looking at my high performing kidneys

[olive basalt]

the last 2 mercaneries i hired got pieced up so badly i did better without them

[fallen glacier]

I can't believe I survived this. Max damage settings for player and npc too

[olive basalt]

when do i fight baron

im lord now

[sleek mica]

Why is your game yellow

[violet kindle]

ai frames clearly

[marsh remnant]

ouch,

[violet kindle]

abyss is EVIL

[sleek mica]

What's your settings?

[violet kindle]

gives me the WORST weapons ever and then an 8 foot tall zombie with an axe

[sleek mica]

Cellar is orangish on epic

OK

???

[wispy orchid]

wait lemme cook rq

[violet kindle]

what did you do to him

[zealous saddle]

he fell down the stairs

[violet kindle]

i was gonna wait for the optimisation stuff to be fixed but i cba

[zealous saddle]

hes not giving uo

[sharp thunder]

medium is modern game, low is xbox 360

[zealous saddle]

even after falling down twice

[violet kindle]

i want to fight poor people on the poop slide

[upper jungle]

guys im facing an issue where switch view is permanently bound to LMB and V at the same time, not even uninstalling the game fixes it, does anybody know where i can find the keybind config? because i browsed all the files and couldnt find it

[sleek mica]

I don't think you can

[upper jungle]

so my game is just cooked until they fix this?

[sleek mica]

I've never heard of that

[alpine pine]

i think the game crashes every time you kill someone and said someone kills you at the same time

[zealous saddle]

devs did him dirty

[upper jungle]

cuz its literally unplayable atm

[sharp thunder]

medium is probably like 4060's and up required

[violet kindle]

wtf did you scalp him

[zealous saddle]

i didn't even touch him

[violet kindle]

ue5 moment

[sleek gull]

Go to Settings. Controls. Keybinds. And check to see what is up

[sleek mica]

I've tried rebinding keys but it's pointless because keys retain their original bind and reset on application restart

[wind charm]

Rate the fit

[safe crest]

hello slav 😎

[zealous saddle]

cause a potato would work better as a gpu than my pc

[safe crest]

guys when are the other modes coming

[upper jungle]

it says it bound to V but LMB also switches the view

[wispy orchid]

a stick

[safe crest]

i need the pit mode now

[olive basalt]

how to fight baron?

[sleek gull]

Can you change it?

[upper jungle]

very weird bug never seen this in any game

[safe crest]

level up

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344003363821322280/1468041344038604820/catch.gif

[olive basalt]

im on lord rank

[upper jungle]

yes but it dosent unbind LMB

[sleek mica]

Do you have any software binding mouse to V?

[wispy orchid]

get to end of lord rank

[olive basalt]

kk

[upper jungle]

none

[wispy orchid]

and to the tourney

[sharp thunder]

Your halfsword character must be wealthy af to afford all that blue dye

[olive basalt]

do tabards reduce movement?

[violet kindle]

zombies anger me

[sleek mica]

Then you gotta forward it feedback

[wind charm]

We do a little bit of looting

[sleek mica]

I've never heard of that

[wispy orchid]

no

[olive basalt]

ok

pauldrons?

[upper jungle]

yee but i just really wanna play rn

[stuck nexus]

is there anywhere a channel to find multiplayer opponents ?

[upper jungle]

do i sent feedback somewhere in this server or on steam?

[sharp thunder]

low graphics + med foliage is 🔥

[zealous saddle]

wtf is this game even abt

[low osprey]

do u guys use props in brawls?

[violet kindle]

i sure love when the coffins give me nothing at all

[wispy orchid]

they are kinda important. you dont want to get hit by the barons fatass club to the shoulders and drop your weapons

[sleek mica]

There's a feedback section and try #1466850516960284805

[olive basalt]

ok

[violet kindle]

does strength gained in the abyss carry to when ur actually alive

[zealous saddle]

what the heck is the devs doin atp

[violet kindle]

leprosy

how do i get out of the abyss

how many souls do i need

nvm i just had to rest

[zealous saddle]

uhh i removed my shirt how do i put it back on

[odd kiln]

is it still in your hand?

[zealous saddle]

yes

[odd kiln]

hold Q if left hand or E if right hand

[wispy orchid]

hold q or e

[fierce wedge]

ahghhh

[low osprey]

what kind of fucking weapon rondel flail scythe pitchfork is

[zealous saddle]

ty

tmrw is nactional donut day in my country

u can buy 12 donuts for abt 2 cents

[odd kiln]

do you live in the 1910's?

[zealous saddle]

no

but its true one sec

[marsh remnant]

HOLY SHIT

[alpine pine]

that is not a donut

[wispy orchid]

poland mentioned (i think)

[zealous saddle]

u have to buy 24 of thoe suckers for them to be 3 cents a pice

[zealous saddle]

donut without a hole

hole donuts ar estupid

[marsh remnant]

Krapfen for 9 whatchamightcallit??

[violet kindle]

9 pfennings 🗣️ 🗣️

[zealous saddle]

ye

[marsh remnant]

how very satisfactory

[violet kindle]

im rich

[alpine pine]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-brando-kakyoin-noriaki-kakyoin-donut-za-warudo-dio-gif-24344401

happy donut day

[marsh remnant]

Zloty

[zealous saddle]

its abt 30 cents if ur not buying 24 boxes

[potent crag]

just realized how infinitely better this game looks if you just put effects up to at least high and not worry about anything else

[zealous saddle]

Złoty means golden and also the currency

[marsh remnant]

I had momentarily forgotten

[wispy orchid]

Thats a Berliner

[alpine pine]

same thing in germany

[zealous saddle]

ty, school gives u up to 2 donutwithoutafuckinholesinceitsbetter for free

[marsh remnant]

Piefke!

[wispy orchid]

Berliner!

[violet kindle]

its all the same shit anyway

[wispy orchid]

yea

[violet kindle]

blob of dough with maybe some jam inside

[zealous saddle]

my friends call it nactional cypek day since hes "fat" and eatss everything in under a minute

[stuck nexus]

is there some place to look for pvp opponents ?

[alpine pine]

mine say kutas

[zealous saddle]

😂

eat a kutas

[alpine pine]

[zealous saddle]

traumatized for ever

[violet kindle]

slum fight
slip on shit river
sliced in half by enemy axe

[wispy orchid]

i am fat too (i am not leaking my weight)

[fierce wedge]

i am 98 million kg

[alpine pine]

forgot the

game crashes

[zealous saddle]

i am idk (my bmi says im right under the perfect weight)

[alpine pine]

47

[wispy orchid]

and

pc explodes

[wispy orchid]

||121.4||

[violet kindle]

so i lightly tap into a lampost and i get knocked out

do our characters get enough iron

[fierce wedge]

no

they are medieval peasant

[alpine pine]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-ghost-stare-indigo7777-cod-ghost-gif-27084510

[zealous saddle]

shh, lets pray

[violet kindle]

counterpoint: blood sausage

[fierce wedge]

counterpoint: you're wrong because i said so

[formal chasm]

guys is it just me or does the game run worse after the last update

[placid coyote]

groszy

[last token]

Baron once gave me a love tap and I completely collapsed, bonked my head against the wall and instantly passed out

[alpine pine]

last year i ate 10 in 1h and i felt so shit it was insane and i do it every year

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/the-house-will-ferrell-the-math-seems-to-check-out-gif-8225008

[fierce wedge]

only you

[zealous saddle]

i never ate one of those 9 groszy skurwieli

[alpine pine]

but only for the enemies so i can get whipped

[fierce wedge]

yesterday i ate 126

[placid coyote]

I think it requires finesse that willie doesn't have

[alpine pine]

i am doing a challenge where i do not buy anything and i love it

[zealous saddle]

when u lowkey start loosing to an npc so you hit this move

[violet kindle]

what does the drunk npc say

it sounds french

[violet kindle]

wtf is willie doing

[zealous saddle]

why did i just hear neighar frrm a guy

[sharp thunder]

There IS an issue with graphics settings not applying correctly which forr me at least gave the impression of a performance regression, you can find a workaround in #1465774955009540257 , which can help set dlss and graphics settings correctly which alleviated most of my issues

[violet kindle]

beggar

[violet kindle]

and then he tanks this and 1 shots you with a bite

[zealous saddle]

too late

[violet kindle]

yeah i really understood taht

[fierce wedge]

god they clamped down on the copypasta unbelievably fast

[potent crag]

is everybody stil complaining about slums performance

[potent crag]

because for me alley runs worse than slums

[zealous saddle]

i hate the ppl that tryna prank us w em

[sharp thunder]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1469778821552144456

fix for graphics not appllying correctly^

[zealous saddle]

whos the polish guy again

[sleek gull]

Do I need to drag this back out?! lol

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYnRvMWg2ejZ0N3FzMmllMG1kY3dubzhsM3JlcWkxajg5dHgzdnZkcSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/47He7W0ElELua8Y5b2/giphy.gif

[low osprey]

I was stung by a wasp and died

[fierce wedge]

@mighty nexus

[fallen glacier]

he has "slurs", which are apparently cuckold, fucker and swine. Here's one of them

[potent crag]

no i know im not trying to get on the subject of optimization

[quaint wind]

I found a fix for it, go to #1471027880787050598

[potent crag]

im just playing for the first time, and i remember everybody was specifically complaining about slums

but i get 50-60 fps on slums

[violet kindle]

they should give more enemies unique voice sets instead of pitching up the demo ones

[potent crag]

and liek 30 on alley

[zealous saddle]

i just somehow hit a left hook on a random npc with a receding hairline

[fallen glacier]

true

I don't mind the pitching, but new voice lines would be cool too

[violet kindle]

love this game

just lost my weapon for some reason

that i spent like 3 pf on

[nimble hatch]

Does anyone know how effective taunting is?

[fallen glacier]

I can understand the sober middle english for the most part, this shit is beyond me though

[fierce wedge]

my favorite character

[quaint wind]

I'm wearing the hand me down of wee wee?

[violet kindle]

why waveth my hand without a willie

thats what i hear

[fierce wedge]

where did you find these

[fallen glacier]

I extracted them from the game

[quaint wind]

This is how I feel when the willies beg for me not to kill them

[olive basalt]

i accidentaly did the duplication glitch

idk how

[potent crag]

also why is shading landscape and lighting locked to epic

[zealous saddle]

some egipt music starter playng i nthe middle of a game\

[violet kindle]

is the flail any good

[potent crag]

low tiers yes

carried me through peasant and commoner

very good reach

[violet kindle]

im 2 pf short

[zealous saddle]

how do i level up to commoner in the fullgame

[wanton remnant]

Good against armor too, but polearms are just too good, like irl

[violet kindle]

had to go with the sickle hammer thing

[potent crag]

ye but low tier doesnt have access generally to good polearms yet so if you dont have something like a halberd or spear get the flail 100%

[olive basalt]

whats the max body mass?

[wanton remnant]

93kg

[olive basalt]

i wish to get there someday

im 89 as a lord

is that good

[violet kindle]

there should be a mod to add a crowbar into the game that also increases the max weight to 300kg

[wanton remnant]

You’re almost at max so yee, you just haven’t been over exerting yourself to build strength faster

[sharp thunder]

bodybuilder mod which makes max weight 130kg

[vapid hull]

I hate his skin grafts

[stuck nexus]

anyone knows where to find a pvp match up group ?

[weak ermine]

how to unlock locked armor slots ?

[violet kindle]

why does my game give me mike tyson as my opponent

[olive basalt]

i feel terrible

[wanton remnant]

Need an arming doublet unmodified

[weak ermine]

when do you unlock it

[violet kindle]

do any of you guys also get the 2 songs playing at once

when ur doing the drunk escort mission

[zealous saddle]

half sword gameplay done time to play other games i bought

[wanton remnant]

Anytime past peasant I think, in shops or you can try to steal them and hope you found a arming doublet instead of a normal one

[violet kindle]

im guessing its so you can lose weapons in a match and keep them

[wanton remnant]

Makes it so you can’t lose your stuff

[fallen glacier]

you should. Is it not in your chest?

[violet kindle]

what happens if i kill the drunk guy

[fallen glacier]

nothing, just drag his body home

try restarting the game

[zealous saddle]

well hello

[wanton remnant]

Nothin, just drag his ded body to the end

[violet kindle]

insane

[zealous saddle]

WELL HELLLOW

[potent crag]

yall is lighting landscape and shading locked stuck on epic for everyone else

[wanton remnant]

Ikr lmao

[potent crag]

or is my stuff jsut tweakin

[sturdy jolt]

It's a mod on the nexus

[violet kindle]

i had to drag him home cuz i accidentally collapsed a few scaffolds and it blocked his pathfinding

[fallen glacier]

you can also run to the end, drop your weapon and he'll walk home himself

[patent thorn]

mf called me a ragamuffin

[fallen glacier]

he aggros when you drop your weapon for some reason. He will attempt to pick it up and kill you

[wanton remnant]

Prob why he was kicked out of the bar

[fallen glacier]

true lol

[olive basalt]

whats the best way to burn stamina?

[patent thorn]

run and swing a lot

[olive basalt]

ok

[wanton remnant]

For me, Heavy armor large poleaxe and just swing until your character drops it, rinse and repeat
I hear fist fights are also a good fast way

[stuck epoch]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/217 biting mod is out

[patent thorn]

Fist fights work very well if you just use both hands to swing fast

[olive basalt]

my right hand is stuck while fist fighting for some reason

my right hand doesnt swing

[patent thorn]

fix mouse

[olive basalt]

me mouse is fixed

[patent thorn]

then i dont know what to do

[olive basalt]

well it does swing

but the right hand is kinda

uhh

[patent thorn]

maybe dont hold right click?

only when swinging?

[olive basalt]

?

it works for awhile

and then it just curls up

[violet kindle]

im surprised theres not more half sword stuff on gmod

[patent thorn]

There does not need to be

[olive basalt]

it works now

[sturdy jolt]

Very cool, thank you

[olive basalt]

what does pressing Z do?

[patent thorn]

nothing, i think

[olive basalt]

it shows some circle on the screen

[patent thorn]

ohh

its the lock on

[fallen glacier]

toggles lock on

[patent thorn]

I forgot about it

[olive basalt]

oh

[patent thorn]

Its pretty useless tho

i dont like it

[thin zealot]

how do I unlock certain armours and weapons i nfree mode

[fallen glacier]

insure them in progression

[olive basalt]

fuck is the point of free mode then

[fallen glacier]

I think people have a misunderstanding of free mode. It's not sandbox

[olive basalt]

mann the slums map is unplayable

unless i reduce the settings to make the game looks bad

[violet kindle]

poo river lowk goated for easy wins on the mode where u knock them down to win

[delicate apex]

does anybody else have issues with swinging heavy weapons? it just stops in air in the middle of swing

[sharp thunder]

give er less beans

sometimes less is more especially in ea

also muscles muscles yadda yadda

forest is by far the most dynamic map weve gotten so far, with low valleys and high hills shits goated

i mean in terms of traversing

[olive basalt]

forest would have won if it was actually playable in high settings

[violet kindle]

the drunkard is the best target to test your newly forged weapon on

[fallen glacier]

there's one in alley and lord's hall too

they're also seen in the intro next to the Jester's dagger, which is also the in-game cursor

[fallen glacier]

there are cards, some of them missing though

[acoustic zephyr]

arent the trailer cards just the cards that appear next to the match details

[tranquil lantern]

It should be a sandbox

[acoustic zephyr]

stuff like first blood, submission, knockdown, etc

[fallen glacier]

I wouldn't mind a sandbox mode, but that's not what free mode is, which seems to be a common misconception

[onyx moon]

lil dude got it to the crown jewels

[olive basalt]

i like playing max dmg to npc and minimum dmg to player sometimes to feel like broly

[fallen glacier]

I think the current free mode could be improved as well

[tranquil lantern]

Generally free modes are free of restrictions, which is pretty synonymous with sandbox. I think the misconception is that it was poorly named tbh

Should be practice mode

[acoustic zephyr]

i haven't played around with freemode too much yet but are crafted weapons available in freemode?

[onyx moon]

why am i 79 kg again

[fallen glacier]

not quite, many games free mode make you unlock things before you're able to access them. It's rare they just give you access to literally everything from the start. Even the demo's free mode didn't do that

[tranquil lantern]

Every free mode ive ever played was extremely free😭

Demo only restricted the baron

[final juniper]

Anything interesting to do after beating the game?

[low osprey]

I beat up beggars with gobblets from the abyss

[tranquil lantern]

I mess around in free mode

[fallen glacier]

true, this seems to be seen typically in newer games. Growing up all the games I played that had free modes weren't like that. Sandbox is for that imo

[stuck nexus]

im looking for some remote play duels

[violet kindle]

holy shit i looked out from the slum duel arena and my game nearly crashed

[fallen glacier]

Mcwonder also made this free mode/sandbox distinction, and has said they don't intend for free mode to be sandbox atm, if I'm not mistaken

[molten token]

guys someone knows how to play split screen?

[final juniper]

How do you remote play?

[violet kindle]

dude how tf am i getting 25 fps on the barrel errand

[remote crypt]

are you on dx11 or dx12.

[violet kindle]

dx11 i think

[vapid heart]

we get it u have a good pc

[onyx moon]

me after i hit the willie of lowering resolution

[stuck nexus]

steam friends bar remote play, one has to pick controller, free mode or have the other one set as mercinary

[soft osprey]

Try dx12

[formal chasm]

wym bro it runs well on my 4070🤓

[tame knot]

was fighting someone yesterday and he killed hisself on the wagon of the forest map he just kept walking into it

[onyx moon]

oh

[eternal scarab]

What in the goddamn

[onyx moon]

thats quite the stick

[soft osprey]

Adjust graphic settings down, make sure to press save after. Also if you’re suffering fps on a separate instance of launching the game after already adjusting settings, go back into it and press save again. for some reason that seems to improve fps

[molten token]

guys someone knows how to play split screen?

[vapid heart]

nice graphics u got there good sir

[formal chasm]

wtf bro

[remote crypt]

Hop on dx12

[olive basalt]

i feel like the music is too loud in the games

so i cant hear the screams on enemies

[remote crypt]

The joke was 'I love slums.' Not 'haha your PC is shit.' But now it is 🤣

Post me on reddit so I can laser engrave the hate into my wall I beg of you, feral halfsword fanbase.

[vapid heart]

calm down andrew

[remote crypt]

👀

[umbral palm]

andrew is gonna kill you bro you better watch out

he’s gonna get the barton’s beak on your ass

[eternal scarab]

This mf said barton

[final juniper]

Can u have 2 characters or do i have to make a new one if i want to play porgression again?

[formal chasm]

what

[eternal scarab]

You heard him

[formal chasm]

i'm making a voodoo doll for u right now

[umbral palm]

you heard the man

[formal chasm]

fuckin polish creature

[vapid heart]

lmao

[formal chasm]

lmao crack baby

[sturdy jolt]

Spent 6k pfennings on a gold mace

[remote crypt]

I like not going to jail

[vapid heart]

tuff

[remote crypt]

now do it to the baron

[umbral palm]

i’m gonna post it on my skype page andy and there is noting you’re gonna do about it

[fallen glacier]

the only way I know how is to move the horse next to it, get on the horse and kick your leg over the side of the wagon and attempt to finagle yourself in there, but it's hard. It may be easier to just try and grab the contents through the side of the wagon like in the video. That can be tricky too tho

[umbral palm]

let me get my 2000’s box computer that weight 10 million pounds

[remote crypt]

🤣 put that shit on AOL

AskJeeves

[umbral palm]

it will take 2-3 business days

[remote crypt]

Can you mail it to me @umbral palm

[umbral palm]

no problem g

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-walter-hartwell-white-i-live-at-308negra-arroyo-lane-albuquerque-new-mexico-gif-26931355

here u go

[fallen glacier]

you can adjust the volume for the music, voices and general sound effects separately

[olive basalt]

yeah i saw

ty tho

[umbral palm]

i’ll make sure to get my carrier pigeon ready for the journey

[remote crypt]

What seeds does he like? So I can feed him for the journey home

[formal chasm]

im surprised this game doesnt have teamkill

[umbral palm]

make sure you give him sunflower seeds but not the flavored ones

he’ll get addicted and stab your grandma

[remote crypt]

He doesn't like takis flavor?

[final juniper]

How do i start with no items/money completly from the start

[remote crypt]

They both in the forever honk mimi.

[fallen glacier]

like restart the game entirely? Or just start with literally nothing

[final juniper]

Yeah like i want to have no money or gear

new character and all

[umbral palm]

that will not stop him from stabbing them with john halfsword’s rondel dagger

that bird be crazy

[fallen glacier]

this may help #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[remote crypt]

nice

[umbral palm]

nice

[eternal scarab]

Just retire to a beggar and sell/buy your inventory over and over to burn your money and inventory

[remote crypt]

nice

[umbral palm]

tubular

[remote crypt]

cracktastic

[molten token]

guys someone knows how to play split screen?

[umbral palm]

radical

[final juniper]

Thanks

[umbral palm]

he’s a witch

BURN THE WITCH

[fallen glacier]

I'm not sure what you mean I apologize

Are you having issues with your inventory?

[little verge]

Press and hold E or Q (whicever hand your holding) if the item can be stored in your inventory you will add it to your belt. Not all weapons can be sheathed.

[remote crypt]

fantabulously ridonkulous

[umbral palm]

based

[remote crypt]

hello my favorite community manager

[cinder stone]

dang I tore a chunk out of this guy

[umbral palm]

blithely funktastic

[cinder stone]

the chunk is the dark red thing in the back

[remote crypt]

supercalafragalisticexpealadocious

[umbral palm]

shit i can’t top that

😞

[remote crypt]

[fallen glacier]

yeah like Mcwonder said, holding Q or E, whichever hand is holding the item will holster the weapon/shield. If you hold Q or E again it will take it back out

[umbral palm]

[little verge]

Hello Andruw, what's good?

[umbral palm]

my baby be cracking 💔💔

[fallen glacier]

you can also press H to take your armor/clothes off

[remote crypt]

Slums. I love slums so much. I can kick willie off of the map

[umbral palm]

all my homies love banging the stupid ass cauldron attached the ceiling at mach 10 and then giving willie a cerebral hemorrhage