also do we still call him willie
#halfsword-chat-⚔
white trail
lost ivy
Bro what are you 😂
little verge
This should be coming in future updates.
fierce wedge
Bro what are you 😂
cheese such as the moon
lost ivy
And professional deceiver atp
pallid token
oh trust me you feel the difference between shit weapons and well-forged ones instantly when you really feel a shit weapon, talking like the blade will slide off of unarmored flesh or you will just disarm yourself
pseudo wadi
Yeah it's usually what happens, the dagger is more meant to stab a opponent that has fallen.
rare hearth
also do we still call him willie
yes
fierce wedge
And professional deceiver atp
no thats @willow rampart
lost ivy
no thats <@844932357487198268>
Your alt?
fallen glacier
we need the name of the others
willow rampart
no thats <@844932357487198268>
False
rare hearth
ooo thanks
willow rampart
I am also deceived
median surge
what happened to willie
willow rampart
That's what misinfo means
little verge
You cannot do them anymore? I never was able to get that tech down.
Nothing like that was intentional removed.
silent flicker
why can't i craft weapons? i can only craft armor?
valid smelt
You cannot do them anymore? I never was able to get that tech down.
Nothing lik...
The new physics won't let me get momentum for a spin :(
I used to be able to do them in demo
pseudo wadi
You cannot do them anymore? I never was able to get that tech down.
Nothing lik...
I feel like the mouse sensitivy got turned down HARD so i can"t do spin kicks.
willow rampart
The new physics won't let me get momentum for a spin :(
Spartan kick though
fierce wedge
I feel like the mouse sensitivy got turned down HARD so i can"t do spin kicks.
have you tried turning your mouse sensitivity up
gilded breach
mcbeast whats next for sword
pseudo wadi
Can still do Crescent Kicks tho.
willow rampart
Crushin straight ribs
paper acorn
Wait
rare hearth
why can't i craft weapons? i can only craft armor?
the armor and the weapons dude swap
white trail
I feel like the mouse sensitivy got turned down HARD so i can"t do spin kicks.
you need more musc le to do them
paper acorn
That was allowed
white trail
i can still do them
willow rampart
That was allowed
No?
willow rampart
It was sent by other people
They should have got in trouble too then bubs
rare hearth
That was allowed
politics me dude
pseudo wadi
have you tried turning your mouse sensitivity up
I play too many games so i am scared to just get my mouse sensitivity wrong >.>
empty ermine
why can't i craft weapons? i can only craft armor?
the guy who crafts weapons: "ignored once again,,,"
proud cliff
hm normal side kicks are working fine for me, I don't really do the full spin since I play minimum sens
paper acorn
pseudo wadi
you need more musc le to do them
My character is at max for muscle so i don't think it's that.
white trail
My character is at max for muscle so i don't think it's that.
you just suck then idk
gilded breach
honestly its kind of annoying how the crafters cant be together
white trail
im still able to do them
empty ermine
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043854764095582260/14708615935...
yes ty reddit tier response
valid smelt
I did spinning kicks in demo all the time and can't in EA
pseudo wadi
you just suck then idk
I had no problem in the demo, it just feels like the sensitivity was turned super hard.
valid smelt
Yeah
small glen
You cannot do them anymore? I never was able to get that tech down.
Nothing lik...
it was heavily nerfed
rare hearth
yes ty reddit tier response
my reponse is deeply offended 😔
willow rampart
it was heavily nerfed
Spartan kick though
small glen
flick kicking is possible still, but spin kicking is now nearly impossible
rare hearth
Spartan kick though
kick em in the balls
small glen
Spartan kick though
Ball kicking is funny af
silent flicker
what do i do when i die? save my soul or give up?
small glen
i kicked some dude in the balls so hard he fucking jumped into the air
rare hearth
what do i do when i die? save my soul or give up?
save your soul
empty ermine
what do i do when i die? save my soul or give up?
save ur soul
pseudo wadi
Only Crescent kicks seems to work well.
empty ermine
if u don't actively kill people, you don't have to worry about killing a lot of zombies
rare hearth
if u don't actively kill people, you don't have to worry about killing a lot of ...
or you can just do abyss every other night
empty ermine
the more you actively maim and kill, the more zombies u you have to slau ghter when u die
willow rampart
empty ermine
or you can just do abyss every other night
the skeletons stay in the closet
quasi gale
Just pay off the abyss man to make the zombie go away ez fix
twilit moss
I muscled one time, now I want to have super mega muscle, I just need to do the same ?
pseudo wadi
I muscled one time, now I want to have super mega muscle, I just need to do the...
THere is sadly a limit.
quasi gale
Once u get past a certain point the coin u got becomes mainly for the zombies or hiring a homie
olive basalt
i got veteran rank :D
little verge
Wanna show off your swag kit?
quasi gale
THere is sadly a limit.
U can edit the file to make the weight like the hulk it very easy and u can throw people
empty ermine
Once u get past a certain point the coin u got becomes mainly for the zombies or...
haven't hired anyone once I realized they can't come to the tourney
quasi gale
Check the pinned messages if ya wanna do it
rare hearth
haven't hired anyone once I realized they can't come to the tourney
they can
pseudo wadi
U can edit the file to make the weight like the hulk it very easy and u can thro...
Yeah i know but it would love so much for it to be attainable to an extent.
empty ermine
do they have to be the same rank
twilit moss
THere is sadly a limit.
How to have super muscle like that ?
quasi gale
haven't hired anyone once I realized they can't come to the tourney
Yea it ruins the tourney sadly but if ya struggling its nice to know u got a way to get help
olive basalt
i got me a cuiras
twilit moss
U can edit the file to make the weight like the hulk it very easy and u can thro...
How ?
willow rampart
# Wanna show off your swag kit?
<#1470862111671324672>
Why show my swag when I've already got that drip. You either drip or you drown in this world
pseudo wadi
How to have super muscle like that ?
File editing.
rare hearth
do they have to be the same rank
no, just hire them, assign them, and they spawn from round 3 onwards
quasi gale
Check the pinned messages @twilit moss
olive basalt
how to craft a long sword?
empty ermine
no, just hire them, assign them, and they spawn from round 3 onwards
ah I didn't know, oh well
I got to lord without them
willow rampart
how to craft a long sword?
Metal with wood stick together
fallen glacier
olive basalt
mhm
willow rampart
You're welcome
twilit moss
<@1124291601741660161>
Yeah I saw thx
quasi gale
If u need more help there's a guide online just a heads up
Tbh follow the guide and everything else ez
little verge
Why show my swag when I've already got that drip. You either drip or you drown i...
I breathe the powdered water.
random pond
real help
i've seen ppl say to focus on center of gravity at the handle rather than the blade/end of blade
willow rampart
I breathe the powdered water.
distant dawn
Just lost everything to a fatal error..
quasi gale
Its nice that you can test the weapon before buying cause that woulda been annoying to have a bunch of polearms made to try it out
willow rampart
Just lost everything to a fatal error..
At least you still have me 🥹
distant dawn
Was on my LAST baron run and the game crashed when I died 🙁
random pond
Was on my LAST baron run and the game crashed when I died 🙁
was ur game still playable or did everything freeze
for me, the error message pops up but i can still play
distant dawn
it froze and the error message popped up
random pond
:(
distant dawn
and then it closed
distant dawn
Nah, I wasn't in the abyss yet it was the menu where you select to save your soul
as soon as it popped up my game crashed
spiral hound
am i the only one who feels like the updates actually made performance worse?
willow rampart
as soon as it popped up my game crashed
HORRIBLE timing sorry to hear that
spiral hound
specifically for slums and forest
random pond
am i the only one who feels like the updates actually made performance worse?
no, but i haven't experienced that
distant dawn
HORRIBLE timing sorry to hear that
Oh yeah, taking a long break
soft osprey
am i the only one who feels like the updates actually made performance worse?
It’s your alcoholism actually
willow rampart
Oh yeah, taking a long break
Don't do that
fierce wedge
they should give the kastenbrust faulds
willow rampart
It’s your alcoholism actually
paper acorn
Just lost everything to a fatal error..
muted aspen
wow... new update destroyed slums for me
grizzled arch
:(
fierce wedge
wow... new update destroyed slums for me
fallen glacier
lol
paper acorn
WHat the shit
fierce wedge
WHat the shit
buttery smooth gameplay
paper acorn
buttery smooth gameplay
Fr...
soft osprey
I tell you what, ive realized I have a super computer or something since release cause I never have the same issues that other people say 
guess im just built different
fierce wedge
i bought the whole computer im gonna use the whole compute,,
paper acorn
Playing slums at the lowest settings:
rare hearth
I tell you what, ive realized I have a super computer or something since release...
youre not built different, your pc is
muted aspen
I tell you what, ive realized I have a super computer or something since release...
I've also had great gameplay since release... slums with this new release is suddenly 1fps most of the time
buoyant apex
willow rampart
I tell you what, ive realized I have a super computer or something since release...
When I'm out of town i bring my shitbox computer and even that runs halfsword just fine
paper acorn
i bought the whole computer im gonna use the whole compute,,
You're telling me you NEVER crashed?
Not once?
paper acorn
Wait
soft osprey
youre not built different, your pc is
Who do you think built it?
rare hearth
my pc is below minimum specs and it still runs the game fine lmao
rare hearth
Who do you think built it?
not you
paper acorn
You're telling me you NEVER crashed?
@soft osprey I meant this guy
buoyant apex
quasi gale
AMD GPU be struggling with this game
willow rampart
Who do you think built it?
The guy who's built different built it different
fierce wedge
You're telling me you NEVER crashed?
paper acorn
fallen glacier
The light has arrived.
buoyant apex
soft osprey
Are you insulting my pc guy
rare hearth
Are you insulting my pc guy
yes
paper acorn
And we both know it
dapper tulip
that man cpu : 🔥
fierce wedge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1461706989510987931/w...
isnt there a benjamins version of this
rare hearth
Okay well ur ugly
nuh uh
soft osprey
How do you like it
wet ledge
ive only crashed once and it was a great experience
buoyant apex
isnt there a benjamins version of this
Fuck that benjamin
He is lame ass bitch
Im telling you
soft osprey
<@822279999796543538> I meant this guy
Ive crashed a couple times
quasi gale
Play with mods you'll crash quite a bit but its worth it
dapper tulip
fierce wedge
The light has arrived.
me when,...
willow rampart
Ive crashed a couple times
Crashed once on release day
paper acorn
That's the main thing with my game everything else is working sort of fine
soft osprey
Play with mods you'll crash quite a bit but its worth it
No, no I don’t think I will
buoyant apex
quasi gale
Crashing cause of a really fast swing is too funny
rare hearth
ive only crashed once in the abyss
paper acorn
sort of and thats a compliment
willow rampart
Crashed once on release day
I immediately left a down vote because of it
paper acorn
Slums sucks ass
willow rampart
And refunded
fallen glacier
Behold the chalice sword
dapper tulip
The light has arrived.
a time traveller appeared in the middle of a hot battle
buoyant apex
Crashing cause of a really fast swing is too funny
Cuz you just chopped off game's head
willow rampart
AND joined the discord to talk shit and ragebait
quasi gale
No, no I don’t think I will
Vanilla gaming only suffices for so long I want huge sword to throw at people
soft osprey
And refunded
and then joined the server to tell everyone about your refund because YOU MATTER
fierce wedge
Crashed once on release day
this means the game is unplayable and that we should commit various violent and illegal acts against the developers
willow rampart
and then joined the server to tell everyone about your refund because YOU MATTER
Exactly
quasi gale
Cuz you just chopped off game's head
Fucking real Willie be splitting atoms on my game crashing it
buoyant apex
paper acorn
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308872167600947262/1428104579152613396/d...
https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-petting-my-cat-harder-each-time-pats-patting-gif-2116822158946238962
fierce wedge
buoyant apex
willow rampart
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ez...
dapper tulip
paper acorn
Are you making these yourself @fierce wedge
buoyant apex
fierce wedge
Are you making these yourself <@850861257304178688>
yes
willow rampart
https://tenor.com/view/shreck-gif-15277617962254874371
dapper tulip
gusty pulsar
https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-106832773725359...
https://tenor.com/view/nanami-nanami-kento-nanami-death-death-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-9282695421132909706
mighty nexusBOT
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paper acorn
Willie Backshots..........
buoyant apex
Willie Backshots..........
Its all yours
wet ledge
WHERES MY EMBED
dapper tulip
Willie Backshots..........
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
fierce wedge
WHERES MY EMBED
i took them
fierce wedge
i took them
i took your perms for myself
fierce wedge
i took your perms for myself
now I can embed but YOU cannot
paper acorn
fierce wedge
dapper tulip
lost ivy
What in the shitpost did this chat become
buoyant apex
https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-hell-gif-18853369
Ee sports
E ee e e e
lost ivy
You’re banned
wet ledge
dapper tulip
Ee sports
E ee e e e
buoyant apex
You’re banned
lost ivy
Ban that guy
dapper tulip
Ban that guy
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
paper acorn
buoyant apex
Ban that guy
fierce wedge
wait is that a ai profile picture
buoyant apex
wait is that a ai profile picture
Ai slop
paper acorn
What in the shitpost did this chat become
Guys please keeps memes out of #general..........................................................................................................................
buoyant apex
fierce wedge
BUILD A GALLOWS FOR HIM!!
wet ledge
dapper tulip
BUILD A GALLOWS FOR HIM!!
shoot him
buoyant apex
IM KEEPIN THIS
oak cairn
does the game run better now, or shall we, the poor people who dont own nasa computers, wait for a bit longer?
dapper tulip
https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
wet ledge
https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892
you dont know how to please a willie
paper acorn
Where's the backshots guy
vestal hare
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paper acorn
He'd love this
wet ledge
rare hearth
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dapper tulip
you dont know how to please a willie
@mighty nexuss
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>s
[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @realassboss ]
dapper tulip
that a proper quote for reall
soft osprey
does the game run better now, or shall we, the poor people who dont own nasa com...
It certainly does run better. Though, obviously there will at some point be limitations based on hardware. UE5 games can only get so optimized
vestal hare
It seems I can’t put consecutive underscores
rare hearth
It seems I can’t put consecutive underscores
use \ at the start of the line
wet ledge
does the game run better now, or shall we, the poor people who dont own nasa com...
depends on your bracket of poor
fierce wedge
<@949479338275913799>s
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
buoyant apex
rare hearth
does the game run better now, or shall we, the poor people who dont own nasa com...
my pc is below minimum specs game is playable
dapper tulip
this man made me creepy
buoyant apex
Fuck yo chin
white trail
why are these red
dapper tulip
Fuck yo chin
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
rare hearth
why are these red
remove chains from aemin doublet
dapper tulip
why are these red
arming doublet required
paper acorn
why are these red
cuz you can equip smth in there
oak cairn
my pc is below minimum specs game is playable
understuud :3
paper acorn
but you aint
white trail
arming doublet required
i have it equipped
buoyant apex
why are these red
Tomatos are supposed to
dapper tulip
i have it equipped
remove chain
vestal hare
i have it equipped
Talk to the armourer
dapper tulip
through armor npc
buoyant apex
We gon be killing good willies everyday ❤️
dapper tulip
someone give us a worthy text to become our next quote
paper acorn
send shitty loadouts
buoyant apex
We gon be killing good willies everyday ❤️
.
wet ledge
paper acorn
i gotta do smth with my willie
dapper tulip
i gotta do smth with my willie
@mighty nexus
fierce wedge
We gon be killing good willies everyday ❤️
fun fact: ALL npcs in the game have randomly generated names, even enemies you kill
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
buoyant apex
fun fact: ALL npcs in the game have randomly generated names, even enemies you k...
Then ill be killing every of them names
pseudo wadi
fun fact: ALL npcs in the game have randomly generated names, even enemies you k...
Sad that we can"t know it.
buoyant apex
Still not a fun fact, more like interesting
dapper tulip
so i am matteo
paper acorn
Currently rocking the shield only loadout......
fierce wedge
Still not a fun fact, more like interesting
YOU'RE NOT A FUN FACT!!!
buoyant apex
I FUCKING HATE FRANK MURDER HIM
wet ledge
why is willie fugly now
buoyant apex
YOU'RE NOT A FUN FACT!!!
fierce wedge
why is willie fugly now
hes tired
paper acorn
pseudo wadi
It would have been funny to have scars from battles or even give scars to other ennemies and so you know who they are @o@
fallen glacier
rare hearth
mfer picked tank class
dapper tulip
one man shield wall
paper acorn
Shi is lowk peak
pulsar sluice
what is the rank after lord, and is it the highest
muted aspen
damn i just smacked a dude so hard his head doubled and I cut the new one off
paper acorn
it's highest
dapper tulip
what is the rank after lord, and is it the highest
after lord is baron but you only fight him and get his set not become a baron yourself
rare hearth
damn can u craft that in vanilla?
olive basalt
i've seen ppl say to focus on center of gravity at the handle rather than the bl...
In talking about smth
When I make a sword it shoes me a falchion
fallen glacier
damn can u craft that in vanilla?
yeah, gotta do it a certain way tho
pulsar sluice
after lord is baron but you only fight him and get his set not become a baron yo...
alr, can i hire some dudes to help in that fight?
pseudo wadi
When I make a sword it shoes me a falchion
Change the blade.
rare hearth
yeah, gotta do it a certain way tho
how so
olive basalt
Change the blade.
How
pulsar sluice
also, i was burning stamin every abyss run and almost every match, and my character feels not so strong. is the muscle building that slow?
silent flicker
can you kick in this game? i just lost both my arms and i need to survive
dapper tulip
alr, can i hire some dudes to help in that fight?
you can, and you can beat him solo its not that hard
dapper tulip
but get some muscles
pulsar sluice
you can, and you can beat him solo its not that hard
thx twin
olive basalt
I wish we could craft flail maces
olive basalt
I love flails
rare hearth
also, i was burning stamin every abyss run and almost every match, and my charac...
i dont think you build muscle in the abyss
buoyant apex
Im torturing willies every single round by the way, its so satisfiyng
pulsar sluice
i dont think you build muscle in the abyss
do i get muscle in train mode and sparring?
thin zealot
guys what do I do with the drunken guests
dapper tulip
ayyyy now my name is red but for some reason my stars went white
pulsar sluice
😨
olive basalt
Im torturing willies every single round by the way, its so satisfiyng
Gl In the abyss
rare hearth
do i get muscle in train mode and sparring?
yes, also you dont get muscle from arrow time
fallen glacier
how so
pick sword, then max all of the top sliders, you can put the mass sliders wherever, then switch to pollaxe or polearm and don't change any of the sliders, just the head pieces and such, the haft should be much longer than usual
olive basalt
guys what do I do with the drunken guests
The one you take home?
thin zealot
The one you take home?
yea
buoyant apex
Gl In the abyss
Why the hell would i be there
pulsar sluice
yes, also you dont get muscle from arrow time
ohhhh, that's why, i was using arrow time to burn stamina quicker
pseudo wadi
Im torturing willies every single round by the way, its so satisfiyng
I am far more merciful, i make them sleep
dapper tulip
Gl In the abyss
he can just pay some coins
rare hearth
pick sword, then max all of the top sliders, you can put the mass sliders wherev...
ooooki thaks
olive basalt
he can just pay some coins
What?
pulsar sluice
alr, i am going to the XV century gym, aka sparring
dapper tulip
I am far more merciful, i make them sleep
nah i am, i give him good dreams
pulsar sluice
cya guys
buoyant apex
I am far more merciful, i make them sleep
Oh no, i think willies dont deserve life
rare hearth
alr, i am going to the XV century gym, aka sparring
btw u hit the max weight if the mass slider in chest is full
buoyant apex
And especially a sleep
pseudo wadi
plush pelican
wouldnt it be cool if they added a pocket crossbow
olive basalt
How to load the crossbow tho
pulsar sluice
btw u hit the max weight if the mass slider in chest is full
if my weight is to the max? (mine is 83kg and the slider thing is all the way to the right
rare hearth
And he removes abyss?
yes, assuming you dont kill anymore after
olive basalt
never saw this ?
Not really
fallen glacier
wouldnt it be cool if they added a pocket crossbow
pocket sand
dapper tulip
Not really
seer at night you can remove one soul for 10 coins
olive basalt
seer at night you can remove one soul for 10 coins
Massive scam
pseudo wadi
I would love to face Crossbow Willies, it would change from the regular.
plush pelican
pocket sand
thatd be sick too
rare hearth
if my weight is to the max? (mine is 83kg and the slider thing is all the way to...
depends on your hight but probably yes, if the slider is all way to the right youre max
dapper tulip
Massive scam
why think so
pulsar sluice
depends on your hight but probably yes, if the slider is all way to the right yo...
damn, so my willy is weak
willow rampart
Boii😂🫱
formal flame
why think so
Cheaper to just fight like, 10 at a time or whatever you're comfy with
olive basalt
Should I switch from flail to longsword
dapper tulip
Most i had was 9
the merciful, i once had to kill more than 100 souls to go out
dapper tulip
Cheaper to just fight like, 10 at a time or whatever you're comfy with
when you get massive numbers things get different
olive basalt
the merciful, i once had to kill more than 100 souls to go out
And you did?
willow rampart
Kaka v420?
formal flame
when you get massive numbers things get different
you can always fight more
dapper tulip
And you did?
yeah, had to break their necks
olive basalt
yeah, had to break their necks
How to do that
dapper tulip
you can always fight more
you gonna fight 150+ ?
formal flame
you choose however many you wanna fight dude
so you can bring the number down every night unless you kill more in the day
dapper tulip
How to do that
when you go to the abyss you go with all what you had, i was fully armored knight with multiple weapons and baron's pallaxe
dapper tulip
you choose however many you wanna fight dude
you cant
olive basalt
when you go to the abyss you go with all what you had, i was fully armored knigh...
How to break neck
dapper tulip
if you die
tired comet
Why does my weapon sometimes just stop in midair like it hit a pillow on the way down. When I swing it, sometimes it just stops there and refuses to move forward.
formal flame
if you die
ya I'm saying do it at night before you die lol
pseudo wadi
Being in full armor feels so good in the Abyss.
dapper tulip
How to break neck
brutally hit them in the head
willow rampart
Why does my weapon sometimes just stop in midair like it hit a pillow on the way...
You're weak
Useless
formal flame
it's important to practice good abyss hygine
tired comet
You're weak
I weigh 93kg...
pseudo wadi
I weigh 93kg...
He is just a meani, don't listen to him.
fallen glacier
the wasps are really alive in there lol. Beautiful
willow rampart
Can't swing a sword but swing his arm towards a burger
dapper tulip
ya I'm saying do it at night before you die lol
if you die and end up in abyss, lets say you have 100 souls on you, you will have to kill all the 100
wet ledge
the wasps are really alive in there lol. Beautiful
just made the game 100x better
formal flame
if you die and end up in abyss, lets say you have 100 souls on you, you will hav...
right, that's why thin the numbers before you end up being forced to fight all them
willow rampart
the wasps are really alive in there lol. Beautiful
Love how EVERYTHING is always fully rendered
fallen glacier
right, that's why thin the numbers before you end up being forced to fight all t...
true plus you get to plunder the abyss for them chalices
dapper tulip
right, that's why thin the numbers before you end up being forced to fight all t...
well i never do that and ended up killing more than 100 poor souls, imagine dying once in life and dying again to the same person while getting revenge🥀
formal flame
ya
tranquil lantern
bronado
fallen glacier
I often drink my night time poison
dapper tulip
true plus you get to plunder the abyss for them chalices
are chalices even worth getting ?
formal flame
well i never do that and ended up killing more than 100 poor souls, imagine dyin...
Sometimes I purposfully kill a willie if they piss me off
and kill them again in abyss
fallen glacier
are chalices even worth getting ?
if you're low on money yea
muted aspen
are chalices even worth getting ?
depends on how broke you are
willow rampart
and kill them again in abyss
dapper tulip
depends on how broke you are
got 13.8k, i am i broke?
muted aspen
got 13.8k, i am i broke?
i think you know
dapper tulip
Sometimes I purposfully kill a willie if they piss me off
i take sometimes some of their helmets and crush their skulls
pseudo wadi
got 13.8k, i am i broke?
17k yeah you are broke >O> !
fallen glacier
got 13.8k, i am i broke?
pretty much yea
dapper tulip
im broke irl and in game 🥀
formal flame
i take sometimes some of their helmets and crush their skulls
ya that's my goto if I want to actually kill them at a high rank
you can do it in the abyss too just make sure you give the zombie a good few taps first so it doesn't bite
sturdy jolt
dapper tulip
you can do it in the abyss too just make sure you give the zombie a good few tap...
zombies in the abyss the only thing they were able to taste was my left arm
formal flame
zombies in the abyss the only thing they were able to taste was my left arm
they taste my blade
dapper tulip
17k yeah you are broke >O> !
file editing exist
barren moth
what is the default limit of the muscle
buildup thing
without modifying it to be 5000
by just training a lot
formal flame
depends on your height
dapper tulip
they taste my blade
they tasted my golden pointy head
formal flame
I think around 93-95kg
sand kestrel
bro wtf is with these fatal errors
muted aspen
what is the default limit of the muscle
i think 93
dapper tulip
i think 93
95
barren moth
welp i think its gonna be a long run time
sand kestrel
ive had like more than quadruple half sword crashes today than ive had last week
barren moth
Jarvis, do 500 laps around the whole forest map.
btw this shit wastes SO much stamina
like
every hill you climb?
you lose stamina
fallen glacier
welp i think its gonna be a long run time
yoooo are you in the open world?
fallen glacier
ye
barren moth
lol
fallen glacier
forest overworld, nice
I need to try that. It's huge
also some parts of the day there's a firmament, but you can go past it
barren moth
playtester build, there's a whole ass open world gamemode here 💔 (/j)
thin zealot
guys I clicked on "Play abyss" on accident. If I die here, do I lose my character or what?
barren moth
nope
you can slay as many zombies without risk
(unless you have souls with pending revenge??? im not sure bout that)
thin zealot
spawned me in no gear anyway so I doubt I will persist
plush pelican
wtf lol why is the baron's shoes not golden, theyre just regular shoes and if i put metal on them then they become the regular plate shoes
scenic folio
I...you...pc...how...devs....why...please...help....
barren moth
its so sad that there isnt a REAL mega huge map where you can fight enemies that spawn randomly (not like abyss)
tame hollow
hear me out
dapper tulip
guys I clicked on "Play abyss" on accident. If I die here, do I lose my characte...
nah
barren moth
spawned me in no gear anyway so I doubt I will persist
you GAAINNN!!!!!
white trail
what are the odds of me living
thin zealot
you GAAINNN!!!!!
I am stunlocked by a zombie it's so over
barren moth
you K I L L.
scenic folio
2 levels to go
Btw I'm only not playing half sword because I just bought it like two seconds ago and downloading r
rn
barren moth
what are the odds of me living
very high unless the zombie hits your face
he is wearing heavy armor
so he might fall downj
dapper tulip
Btw I'm only not playing half sword because I just bought it like two seconds ag...
oh, you got good pc to play ?
white trail
im heavily bleeding
barren moth
no
thorn sparrow
sooooo The Game is boring now.
barren moth
the abyss bleeding doesnt instakill you
scenic folio
oh, you got good pc to play ?
It's alright.
fallen glacier
yall aint no bout dat lil candle hoder
white trail
rip i died
barren moth
sooooo The Game is boring now.
learn how to kick people like a fucking psycho
white trail
rest in piss
thorn sparrow
thats not content
white trail
sooooo The Game is boring now.
fuck you made me lose
dapper tulip
It's alright.
well good hope you enjoy, though i would recommend going for medium graphics and if you see the game running alright try high, but if lag go for low
dusky chasm
sooooo The Game is boring now.
beat peasants to death with the hourglass in the cellar
fallen glacier
thats not content
it's ea what you expect
dusky chasm
it's very effective
thorn sparrow
more content
barren moth
get yourself some lanterns and beat the shit out of zombies
fallen glacier
more content
it comes later
dapper tulip
rest in piss
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
barren moth
murder people is the whole point of the game.
thorn sparrow
then this game sucks currently
thin zealot
these zombies are fucking stupid
Been waiting here, on the floor, stunlocked, and the Zombie hasn't hit my head a SINGLE time (I ain't even go a helmet)
scenic folio
well good hope you enjoy, though i would recommend going for medium graphics and...
Thanks, and thanks for being helpful
tropic tinsel
why does the halberd sometimes cuts but sometimes it just hit like a stick
dapper tulip
Thanks, and thanks for being helpful
np
fallen glacier
then this game sucks currently
damn, I feel bad for you
white trail
the game is an upgrade idk what u guys are on about
thorn sparrow
Problem with the game is when u beat it
THERE IS NO REPLABILITY VALUE
white trail
you can use objects from your background to beat the shit out of willie
thorn sparrow
add a SAVE FILE AT LEAST
crimson mulch
just ignore any fatal errors you get
fallen glacier
failed troll attempt
white trail
there's a place where you can force willie to stain his face with shit
dapper tulip
add a SAVE FILE AT LEAST
bro there is save file
thorn sparrow
NO THERE ISNT
white trail
just ignore any fatal errors you get
my pc is shitty and i have NEVER had a fatal error
dapper tulip
yes there is
thorn sparrow
lies for the devs LOL
dusky chasm
lies for the devs LOL
barren moth
my pc is shitty and i have NEVER had a fatal error
same
fallen glacier
you just dont know where to look
he's a troll
thorn sparrow
you just dont know where to look
sounds like a Game Design issue then
white trail
bro there is save file
tf u mean there's a savefile
hushed yarrow
my pc is shitty and i have NEVER had a fatal error
yesterday i got 8 of them, one after every match
white trail
so i could have saved benjamin???
dapper tulip
we found out why the performance issues exist after all
white trail
yesterday i got 8 of them, one after every match
rip pc
meager estuary
hello everyone ! i might need a little bit of help with the armor system..
dapper tulip
tf u mean there's a savefile
that a troll too you really dont know
plush pelican
im ngl dying in this game doesnt really feel punishing at all, i just come back to all the money i had, and anything that was left in my chest, and insuring things is very cheap. they should honestly make it so your non-insured items and your money get a percentage of them looted, so theres atleast some kind of setback that actually matters. maybe also a deranking or two?
thorn sparrow
that a troll too you really dont know
BRO THERE IS NO SAVE FILES TF U MEAN
thorn sparrow
WHERE
white trail
JUST LOOK
fallen glacier
we found out why the performance issues exist after all
tbh it's not that big of a deal. It's all low LOD at least, unlike Slums. Games sometimes have a big low LOD overworld like that. But I agree it could be trimmed down some. You can't see it at all past the firmament dome thing
thorn sparrow
WTF U MEAN I ASKED WHERE
meager estuary
when i try to equip a leg piece the game just dont let me equip it can someone help me ?
white trail
SEARCH FOR THEM YOU LAZY FUCK
fallen glacier
SEARCH FOR THEM YOU LAZY FUCK
it's a troll
thorn sparrow
UR A FUCKING FUCK FUCK
plush pelican
when i try to equip a leg piece the game just dont let me equip it can someone h...
like leg armor? if so its your shirt
plush pelican
if youre using a jack for example, youre not gonna be able to put on a bunch of armor pieces
meager estuary
like leg armor? if so its your shirt
i don't even have a shirt
calm bough
FKN TELL ME PLEB
pleb
meager estuary
wait
plush pelican
get an arming doublet instead
fallen glacier
a very bad troll too lol. Probably a lil kid
knotty oxide
are the polearms surrposed to just be a sticl
white trail
i have an i3 10th generation
dapper tulip
tbh it's not that big of a deal. It's all low LOD at least, unlike Slums. Games ...
i noticed if you dont look to the fields in slums you wont lag much, you will but not as high
thorn sparrow
THERE IS NO SAVE FILES STILL
plush pelican
i don't even have a shirt
show your inventory screen with the pieces youve equipped
knotty oxide
cus my polearms have no head on it
fallen glacier
cus my polearms have no head on it
are you trying to craft one?
meager estuary
show your inventory screen with the pieces youve equipped
i cant send screen on this channel
let me add you
knotty oxide
are you trying to craft one?
ye
fallen glacier
on the right side of the stick there are some arrows
thorn sparrow
0 WAYS TO FIND A SAVE FILE AND START A NEW GAME
dapper tulip
0 WAYS TO FIND A SAVE FILE AND START A NEW GAME
4208 ???
calm bough
0 WAYS TO FIND A SAVE FILE AND START A NEW GAME
delete proton files, that will wipe the current save and you start new
fallen glacier
0 WAYS TO FIND A SAVE FILE AND START A NEW GAME
are you trying to start over from scratch? or what
calm bough
that’s if you’re in linux
thorn sparrow
are you trying to start over from scratch? or what
** I WANNA PLAY A NEW GAME BUT I DONT WANNA LOSE THIS SAVE FILE**
I DONT WANNA LOSE PROGRESS
dapper tulip
** I WANNA PLAY A NEW GAME BUT I DONT WANNA LOSE THIS SAVE FILE**
make a back up
fallen glacier
** I WANNA PLAY A NEW GAME BUT I DONT WANNA LOSE THIS SAVE FILE**
If you're trying to start a whole new save, I have a pinned post about it. You can indeed use multiple saves
calm bough
** I WANNA PLAY A NEW GAME BUT I DONT WANNA LOSE THIS SAVE FILE**
oh well then you’re shit outta luck :(
muted aspen
** I WANNA PLAY A NEW GAME BUT I DONT WANNA LOSE THIS SAVE FILE**
read the pinned messages
thorn sparrow
SO ITS A SHIT GAME THNEN
meager locust
So what do i do now.
calm bough
# SO ITS A SHIT GAME THNEN
languid trail
Wah wah wah
languid trail
Wah wah wah
dapper tulip
So what do i do now.
go to brawls, beat them up, take their pants and kick them
fallen glacier
# SO ITS A SHIT GAME THNEN
I'm trying to help you fam, why are you still shouting? It's possible to have multiple saves. Like I said check pins
thorn sparrow
I'm trying to help you fam, why are you still shouting? It's possible to have mu...
DUDE IM NOT DOING THIS FILE SHIT
THERE IS NO INTERNAL SAVE FILE
thats my whole point of shit Developement of this
viral relic
How do you get baron armor?
plush pelican
its not convenient so i wont do it
thorn sparrow
EXACTLY IT ISNT
meager locust
How do you get baron armor?
play the game
dapper tulip
How do you get baron armor?
beat the baron
plush pelican
youre insufferable bro, youre not the type to be a good playtester, which is what youre supposed to be
lucid juniper
This Dirk guy think we give a damn
calm bough
EXACTLY IT ISNT
coughing baby vs half sword save files
viral relic
beat the baron
I beat him but I couldn't steal his armor
plush pelican
if you dont like it, go play something finished
meager locust
I beat him but I couldn't steal his armor
beat him again
viral relic
beat him again
I did but I still couldn't steal it
thorn sparrow
youre insufferable bro, youre not the type to be a good playtester, which is wha...
I PAID 20$ TO PLAY THE PRODUCT, I DONT WANNA BE A GAME TESTER AS A JOB
fallen glacier
DUDE IM NOT DOING THIS FILE SHIT
THERE IS NO **INTERNAL SAVE FILE**
yes there is lol, what you mean is that there's no option in the GUI for it. Poor baby, moving files around is too complicated so I'm gonna try and troll the discord about it.
This isn't the way to go about getting what you want bro. Go leave a review in https://ptb.discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1465774955009540257
meager locust
I did but I still couldn't steal it
You get it as a reward
languid trail
Can we get a public execution on this dirk guy?
viral relic
You get it as a reward
In progression or free play?
thorn sparrow
yes there is lol, what you mean is that there's no option in the GUI for it. Poo...
too long
plush pelican
# I PAID 20$ TO PLAY THE PRODUCT, I DONT WANNA BE A GAME TESTER AS A JOB
not your job, but your obligation to understand when you buy the early acecss game
meager locust
In progression or free play?
progression
calm bough
# I PAID 20$ TO PLAY THE PRODUCT, I DONT WANNA BE A GAME TESTER AS A JOB
i mean it’s early access, you pad 20 doubloons to play a very early version of a playable game
give em leniency
thorn sparrow
"playable" LOL
wide cobalt
# SO ITS A SHIT GAME THNEN
meager locust
just like the demo you have to beat the baron to unlock the baron
sharp thunder
# I PAID 20$ TO PLAY THE PRODUCT, I DONT WANNA BE A GAME TESTER AS A JOB
C:\Users{user}\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames
thorn sparrow
crashes every now and then
fallen glacier
too long
that message was too long for you? Are you barely literate? Damn that sucks man
elder tendon
bro is tripling down on the all caps
calm bough
"playable" LOL
get a better computer then
plush pelican
crashes every now and then
still playable
thorn sparrow
no it isnt
plush pelican
youre just spoiled, is what you are
thorn sparrow
but ok
dapper tulip
I beat him but I couldn't steal his armor
it simple, you dont, you just defeat him and get a piece, to get full armor need to beat him 7 times
meager locust
I've crashed once in 50 hours of playing EA
plush pelican
there is no beating around the bush
fallen glacier
C:\Users\{user}\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames
that's too much for him, he's hardly literate apparently.
The actual truth is he's a troll
sharp thunder
its perfectly playable, i only had 1 crash in my entire playthrough bruh
thorn sparrow
i crashed like 30 times
elder tendon
no it isnt
works for me, literally haven't had a single crash so far
plush pelican
you expect a full playable game
elder tendon
and i've got over 30hrs now
plush pelican
that was your mistake
sharp thunder
that's too much for him, he's hardly literate apparently.
The actual truth is h...
i try 😿
thorn sparrow
whatever im waiting for GOTY Game Crimson Desert
calm bough
no it isnt
playable means you can play the game. you said the game crashes every here and then. it is still th definition of playable you absolute buffoon
dapper tulip
i never crashed, except while trying to use dx12 using amd card
calm bough
whatever im waiting for **GOTY** Game **Crimson Desert**
shhhh go complain in another chat
fallen glacier
i try 😿
ye same. I pointed him to the pinned post that has step by step instructions for exactly what he wants lol, but it's too complex for him.
white trail
@thorn sparrow do u have a job
proper frigate
Dirk, if you have less than 2 hours, just refund and shut up about it
wide cobalt
ye same. I pointed him to the pinned post that has step by step instructions for...
Entitled little kid don’t worry abt it
thorn sparrow
yes i have an Office Job
calm bough
ye same. I pointed him to the pinned post that has step by step instructions for...
he would rather complain for attention than actually solve the problem lmao
thorn sparrow
Dirk, if you have less than 2 hours, just refund and shut up about it
i have 30 hours
plush pelican
whatever im waiting for **GOTY** Game **Crimson Desert**
the one with the fake thrall ripoff on its promo?
meager locust
i have 30 hours
30 hours and you can't figure out basic stuff.
proper frigate
i have 30 hours
Well stop complaining, you clearly enjoy the game otherwise you wouldn't have 30 hours
dapper tulip
@thorn sparrow
elder tendon
oh brother, this guy stinks
calm bough
fr
thorn sparrow
Well stop complaining, you clearly enjoy the game otherwise you wouldn't have 30...
i thought there is so Replayability Value at the end
but there isnt
its boring now
Abyss is Zombies which I DONT ENJOY
plush pelican
and that wouldve been a good criticism of the EA if you kept it there
fallen glacier
i thought there is so Replayability Value at the end
it's early access, what did you expect
calm bough
i thought there is so Replayability Value at the end
go play something else then, why complain when you can solve your problem
meager locust
@thorn sparrow This you?
thorn sparrow
I WANT HUMAN ABYSS
plush pelican
but then you went onto say all kinds of low IQ shit
proper frigate
i thought there is so Replayability Value at the end
Give it give to update it's EA bro
thorn sparrow
<@1086332480992321556> This you?
THAT WAS THE DEMO AND IT WAS A 10/10
fallen glacier
<@1086332480992321556> This you?
damn he brought the receipts
elder tendon
there is more to do than in the demo/playtest.
fallen glacier
# THAT WAS THE DEMO AND IT WAS A 10/10
but it has like, the same or less replay value
elder tendon
demo's end game was nigh unplayable because of how often it would just crash.
thorn sparrow
but it has like, the same or less replay value
not true for me
muted aspen
why are yall feeding the troll
tranquil lantern
https://tenor.com/view/tomato-edit-gif-9620857958919535896
Human abyss is not a bad idea bro😭
quiet solstice
in which cases can i pull armor off of an opponent?
\
meager locust
demo's end game was nigh unplayable because of how often it would just crash.
i remember how much the demo would crash lmao. luckily ea feels way more stable
fallen glacier
why are yall feeding the troll
tried to tell em
plush pelican
demo's end game was nigh unplayable because of how often it would just crash.
also incredibly RNG dependant, if you didnt get good enough gear in time youd just be at a huge disadvantage
thorn sparrow
why are yall feeding the troll
cuz the game is so boring in the only Entertaining thing left now
meager locust
in which cases can i pull armor off of an opponent?
\
press e to hold them then hold e to rip it off
elder tendon
in which cases can i pull armor off of an opponent?
\
baron is the only one you can't
native sierra
do we have any idea when free play will be more free play?
dapper tulip
Human abyss is not a bad idea bro😭
true but honestly it make sense to fight skeletons of the guys you killed
quiet solstice
I'm fighting a champion and won and it's notletting me take the armor pieces
calm bough
not true for me
you are literally the pinnacle of attention right now in this chat for being the number one enemy. no one is listening to you bro
elder tendon
do we have any idea when free play will be more free play?
what do you mean by "more free play"?
plush pelican
I'm fighting a champion and won and it's notletting me take the armor pieces
whack him a few more times and then try again
tranquil lantern
true but honestly it make sense to fight skeletons of the guys you killed
I meant in normal abyss, not you died abyss
fallen glacier
you are literally the pinnacle of attention right now in this chat for being the...
he wants that, he's a troll just leave him alone he'll go away
native sierra
what do you mean by "more free play"?
like i can pick the weapon and armor i have/ map and mode
thorn sparrow
I Like the Idea of Abyss In Progression Mode with Zombies
BUT PLAY ABYSS SHOULD BE HUMANS
fallen glacier
a really bad troll at that, probably a lil kid
dapper tulip
I meant in normal abyss, not you died abyss
is he talking about specific abyss or in general
soft osprey
I Like the Idea of Abyss In Progression Mode with Zombies
BUT **PLAY ABYSS** SH...
Make a #1465774955009540257 and move on please
tranquil lantern
is he talking about specific abyss or in general
I dont really care what he says, I was talking for myself there😭
plush pelican
touchscreen warrior
elder tendon
like i can pick the weapon and armor i have/ map and mode
you can already pick your weapons and armors, as for map and mode, good question. i'm sure that will get added eventually.
fallen condor
I Like the Idea of Abyss In Progression Mode with Zombies
BUT **PLAY ABYSS** SH...
There should be an option yeah tbh
calm bough
touchscreen warrior
lmao
thorn sparrow
Make a <#1465774955009540257> and move on please
not my job lil bro
mighty nexusBOT
touchscreen warrior
soft osprey
not my job lil bro
Then be quiet, Youre just causing drama
fallen condor
But im sure stuff like that will be added in time
plush pelican
not my job lil bro
not your job, but your option
thorn sparrow
no im not, we are discussing
soft osprey
no im not, we are discussing
No you aren’t
dapper tulip
I dont really care what he says, I was talking for myself there😭
still skeletons would make sense since abyss is supposed to be sort of underworld
native sierra
you can already pick your weapons and armors, as for map and mode, good question...
i knew it would eventually but did they say anythine about when to expect it? ( ik its not a top concern)
plush pelican
you are yelling
thorn sparrow
You are arguing with me now, u are instigating it
elder tendon
i knew it would eventually but did they say anythine about when to expect it? ( ...
no idea
soft osprey
If you have criticism make a post or move on
white trail
Grey stop playing with your food
the predator must play with his prey
soft osprey
Everyone move on
white trail
that's why cats play with rats or birds before eating them
elder tendon
he's jestergooning
plush pelican
he's jestergooning
that word is giving me the heebie jeebies
fallen condor
But i do agree that the option to play the human abyss should be a thing added at somepoint
elder tendon
that word is giving me the heebie jeebies
the correct reaction
thorn sparrow
But i do agree that the option to play the human abyss should be a thing added a...
BECAUSE IM RIGHT
thanks
sudden lava
Thats great buddy
fallen condor
hush child that is besides the point
thorn sparrow
still right
lucid juniper
I love the zombie abyss we just need zombies that actually pose a threat to you when wearing armor
sharp thunder
fallen condor
I love the zombie abyss as well i think it works super well with how the progression is
thorn sparrow
Progression Mode should have ZOMBIE ABYSS
Play Abyss Should give u OPTION to what enemies u get
dapper tulip
guys
plush pelican
dirk rn doing a fortnite dance irl because hes right
soft osprey
opinions can't really be "right"
Sure it can. My opinion is, this is a stupid argument that happens every day, and i say this everyday
quiet solstice
stole all of his stuff lol
fallen glacier
I love the zombie abyss as well i think it works super well with how the progres...
yea I enjoy the souls mechanic
dapper tulip
we need to go back to the old ways...
quiet solstice
yard champion probably has everything better than me right
dapper tulip
HANG HIM
thorn sparrow
Sure it can. My opinion is, this is a stupid argument that happens every day, an...
and ur right for that
quiet solstice
I'm at man at arms rank
fallen condor
yard champion probably has everything better than me right
yeah likely
elder tendon
Sure it can. My opinion is, this is a stupid argument that happens every day, an...
well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
soft osprey
well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
😡
plush pelican
soft osprey
Goodbye
elder tendon
👋
thorn sparrow
thanks for the Tomatos
plush pelican
how bro felt after that
thorn sparrow
got dinner
plush pelican
thorn sparrow
https://tenor.com/bvIaJ.gif
fuck no lol
dapper tulip
thanks for the Tomatos
ay np mate
sudden lava
He is so beautiful
plush pelican
He is so beautiful
simultaneously 25 and 50
dapper tulip
He is so beautiful
fallen glacier
He is so beautiful
you stole his clothes? Damn man that's tuff
dapper tulip
you stole his clothes? Damn man that's tuff
my new quote : D
dapper tulip
you stole his clothes? Damn man that's tuff
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
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fallen glacier
lol
plush pelican
add an option in brawls to kiss the enemy willie when you guys are in a clinch
white trail
whenever i fight someone i hate i take off their pants after i knock them out
fallen glacier
whenever i fight someone i hate i take off their pants after i knock them out
same I do that so I can shit in them
sudden lava
Are
plush pelican
im tired of being so up close to willie's face without being able to just lay a quick one on him
dapper tulip
im tired of being so up close to willie's face without being able to just lay a ...
most gay shit ever
plush pelican
hey it happens
dapper tulip
nah you need a doctor fr fr
plush pelican
no flippin way
willow rampart
Beautiful love story
dapper tulip
Beautiful love story
i say we throw him in the oven, what you think
fallen glacier
it was perfect too the candle holder set up right beside them
rigid lodge
# BECAUSE IM RIGHT
thorn sparrow
and its true
sand kestrel
full auto crossbow mod will increase playercount by 500%
quiet solstice
are the shiny bluish armor pieces better?
quiet solstice
aaah oke ty
dapper tulip
she summoned me back
you make it sound as if you are that horse player can summon in elden ring
fallen glacier
are the shiny bluish armor pieces better?
they're rarer, not sure if they're actually higher quality though. I need to check some stuff like that
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calm bough
she summoned me back
dude the mods forgot to put down a torch
rigid lodge
ALREADY?!
calm bough
jesus
sand kestrel
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tf did u send
rigid lodge
Alright time to open Gmod
calm bough
i thought this was only in the uk
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rigid lodge
Did you said fuck
fallen glacier
lol
calm bough
it’s not censored
sand kestrel
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ohhh
its a copypasta
😭😭
fallen glacier
I figured
robust badge
its a copypasta
sand kestrel
fool me once shame on you fool me twice ur a poopnose..
radiant patrol
fool me once shame on you fool me twice ur a poopnose..
what about thrice
fallen glacier
fool me can't get fooled again
radiant patrol
a pooptongue, perhaps?
radiant patrol
ruh roh
rigid lodge
Ooooh it was a joke...
A jape...
sharp thunder
I loaded into progression and was faced for the first time ever by this.
sharp thunder
spooky
dapper tulip
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hollow vessel
How do you put a shield on your back?
sand kestrel
man i dont know what to do with my extra $2,599.99
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dapper tulip
how to make this thing work
sand kestrel
man i dont know what to do with my extra $2,599.99
fretless fender precision bass guitar:
calm bough
man i dont know what to do with my extra $2,599.99
buy gift cards and send them to me!!! 😝😝😝😝
rigid lodge
How do you put a shield on your back?
Old Q or E depending on which hand you are using to hold the shield
dapper tulip
man i dont know what to do with my extra $2,599.99
gimme a steam card...
wheat rock
fretless fender precision bass guitar:
how did you know that was what I asked Santa for?? thank you bro youre a real one
fierce wedge
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see no evil hear no evil speak no evil
you will be surveilled and you will be happy
wheat rock
you will be surveilled and you will be happy
happiness sold seperately*
daring gale
rigid lodge
you will be surveilled and you will be happy
You will eat Ze bug and will be happi
terse cloak
is halfsword meant to get harder the more you die?
because each time i die the enemies seem to get faster and stronger
or im just getting REALLY unlucky
fierce wedge
You will eat Ze bug and will be happi
sly lodge
or im just getting REALLY unlucky
aye man i was unlucky aswell, it goes away eventually
i am now a 87 KG militia
rigid lodge
exotic parcel
they can now cast flibber de’gibbet 
feral moon
is there a proper technique in this game
Excessive violence
terse cloak
yeah i tend to fall victim to that thanks
stop giving the enemies tips
i was doing good when i bought a 2hand mace
but then i got clipped in the hand and it flew out (the guy died tho) and i got clobbered before i could pick it back up
feral moon
But fr beggar is a hurdle. Using the flail or pitchfork is better at that rank.
rigid lodge
is there a proper technique in this game
soft drift
whats the best way to build strength lowkey
elder tendon
but then i got clipped in the hand and it flew out (the guy died tho) and i got ...
If you insure stuff you can't lose it even if you die
feral moon
More range means dying less
elder tendon
whats the best way to build strength lowkey
go to the training area and spam until you're out of breath
elder tendon
yea its based on stamina usage
feral moon
You can find a metal tipped pitchfork in alley btw @terse cloak
elder tendon
so just swing til youre out of breath, rinse and repeat
terse cloak
gonna spend the next half hour punching shit
i havent gotten to alley yet
ive gotten cellar and slums
feral moon
Used to be able to find that pitchfork in slums
wheat rock
gonna spend the next half hour punching shit
im gonna be real strength is not your limiting factor if you cant get past beggar, you would do better just by getting actual experience in fighting the ai
feral moon
But look out for a flail more imo
terse cloak
i am good at fighting...
fierce wedge
see no evil hear no evil speak no evil
so anyway when will they be logging our ip address and fingerprints
elder tendon
so anyway when will they be logging our ip address and fingerprints
your ip address has been getting logged forever
tardy trout
the flail is a great weapon.. so happy they added it
wheat rock
i am good at fighting...
if you cant get past beggar then i hate to break it to you but youre really not
fierce wedge
your ip address has been getting logged forever
so anyway when will they be logging our fingerprints and when will we be eating the bugs
terse cloak
noxide im going to eat your leg
soft drift
no im really good
brawling is so easy what
terse cloak
i do really good w my fists
and with a big stick
but anything else and im cooked
do people play 1p or 3p?
fierce wedge
adrenochrome so good yum yum
terse cloak
c-c-c-c-chrome????
Wake up, samurai
elder tendon
getting a first blood match and the first guy has a warstaff makes me want to uninstall
terse cloak
@ developers when do we get Cyberware
elder tendon
because if a single pixel of that weapon touches you, you lose
feral moon
@ developers when do we get Cyberware
The only chrome is armor, choom
dapper tulip
did i over react ?
terse cloak
The only chrome is armor, choom
waaaaa i want my sandevistaaaaaan
fierce wedge
you WILL eat the bugs
spiral girder
This game is boring.
terse cloak
dont play it then
wheat rock
This game is boring.
just say that youre ass
soft drift
This game is boring.
attention span minning
soft osprey
Jesus
elder tendon
got my revenge in the retribution match
soft osprey
Christmas crackers
elder tendon
sleek gull
This game is boring.
Hopefully you tried the Demo before spending money on a game the bores you.
spiral girder
Hopefully you tried the Demo before spending money on a game the bores you.
The demo is what bored me.
elder tendon
Cool.
graceful mist
is there any enhancers yet for the new half sword
soft drift
WHERE ARE THE MICROTRANSACTIONS!!! WHERES THE BATTLE PASS!!!!!!!! UNPLAYABLE
terse cloak
lol
spiral girder
just say that youre ass
No shit. I missing fingers whilst playing on M&K. Being ass doesn't equate with not having fun.
wheat rock
is there any enhancers yet for the new half sword
I hear theres an experimental release for the main one
pulsar sluice
just beat the baron, he has nice golden armor, and i forgot to take it
sleek gull
The demo is what bored me.
Was it simply the repetative nature of the demo that bored you?
soft osprey
do you lose your half life
Half of it
spiral girder
Was it simply the repetative nature of the demo that bored you?
The constant flailing and ragdolling got boring.
wheat rock
just beat the baron, he has nice golden armor, and i forgot to take it
you cant take the armor off him like with regular enemies, you unlock one piece eeach time you beat him dw
pulsar sluice
you cant take the armor off him like with regular enemies, you unlock one piece ...
oh
thx twin, can i actually become a baron
jade wadi
just beat the baron, he has nice golden armor, and i forgot to take it
You can’t actually take it, you need to defeat him I believe 9 times in total to get the full set
soft osprey
The constant flailing and ragdolling got boring.
Tis the nature of a sandbox combat game. You either love it or hate it
sleek gull
The constant flailing and ragdolling got boring.
Ragdoll I can understand.
When you say Flailing, what do you mean? As in, when you swing your weapon you feel like you are flailing around?
pulsar sluice
holy shnikes
spiral girder
Ragdoll I can understand.
When you say Flailing, what do you mean? As in, when...
Yes. Having as much control of your characters as 2D Mario on ice isn't fun for me.
graceful mist
I hear theres an experimental release for the main one
do you know where this is at
soft drift
Yes. Having as much control of your characters as 2D Mario on ice isn't fun for ...
im ngl dude this does sound like an issue of skill
gritty salmon
Why do the helmets not have padding
delicate ibex
Learning curve, you can get tons of control over Willie in the demo
gritty salmon
Is this why every head hit can one shot
spiral girder
im ngl dude this does sound like an issue of skill
Try missing your index fingers and then tell me how good you are.
soft osprey
Yes. Having as much control of your characters as 2D Mario on ice isn't fun for ...
Games not for everyone. Has a hell of a learning curve but when you get the hang of it, it’s easy
gritty salmon
Try missing your index fingers and then tell me how good you are.
Computer game not games fault
spiral girder
Games not for everyone. Has a hell of a learning curve but when you get the hang...
I didn't experience a learning curve.