halfsword-chat-⚔

[gilded breach]

for now only manual change via editing save files. it seems the last hotfix broke/disabled the system somehow

[thorn scarab]

how do i smash people's heads like in the trailer

[pearl yarrow]

so in the inventory screen it says "burn stamina to grow your muscle" does it work no matter how and where i do it?

[sudden oxide]

ive beat him twice and ive got none of his armor

[soft mauve]

Not rn

[autumn socket]

damn how do i change that

[soft mauve]

But usually yes

[pearl yarrow]

wdym?

[autumn socket]

ussally u get one piece like his armet after you click on the 1k reward

[pearl yarrow]

is there BUG IN MY GAME???

[soft mauve]

^

[gilded breach]

check pinned messages

[pearl yarrow]

UNACCETTABLE!

[soft mauve]

How dare there be bugs in my unfinished product!!!

[gilded breach]

honestly this the type of shit that shud be fixed immediately im surprised it hasnt by now

[soft mauve]

Tbf though there is no excuse for some of these bugs like there is no reason my fps should be dropping to 10 in the MENU

[sudden oxide]

i dont get anything except the 1k

[pearl yarrow]

thx mate

[soft mauve]

But they will fix everything in sure

[gilded breach]

that aint right u shud be having the cuirass

[autumn socket]

seems like a bug to me

[soft mauve]

What is max weight btw?

[sudden oxide]

ohh i found it i didnt know it was insured so i wasnt looking at my insured things

[gilded breach]

93 kgs at max height

much higher when u start messing with ur save file ofc

[restive barn]

download my fucking gun mod https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/200

[soft mauve]

Should you go for max height? I just made mine average

[fervent flax]

got 6859g but I am going to try it lmao

[gilded breach]

its not a rly big deal my first character was average too

[fervent flax]

7274g if I make it out of gold lol

[gilded breach]

ill try making a short char once they fix the weight system

[open kindle]

bested the baron with a candlestick

[unborn heart]

oh im using this
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/173

crosshair restoration!!!!!

[warm escarp]

nice

[fervent flax]

it's so buggy tho, but it's fun

[unborn heart]

i suck ever since the physics have changed

[rigid thicket]

crossbows are so fun but the bolts sometimes just bounce off of people lol

[unborn heart]

gotta relearn them again 💔

[bleak hill]

Baron collection almost complete

[restive barn]

hey

i jUST RELEASED A GUN MOD THAT NOBODY IS DOWNLOADING

can you download it pls

[unborn heart]

give it time

[humble hazel]

Grandpa beat me with a stick

[unborn heart]

people will download it

[gusty pulsar]

maybe dont advertise it like this

sounds like someone passing around malware of sorts

[winter latch]

Yo guys i have a question, can you switch maps in free mode?

[sour haven]

yo does anyone know why my weight is stuck at 88kg?

[wheat gust]

no sadly

[winter latch]

aw

[wheat gust]

also when do the zombies start attacking in abyss ive been stnading here for like 3 minutes

[winter latch]

It'd be a good thing

[soft osprey]

Seems to be a new bug, muscle growth stuck as is

[gusty pulsar]

eat more

[wheat gust]

do you know when zombies usually start attacking you whein youre in abyss?

ive been standing for like 3 minutes

[sour haven]

ah i see

[wheat gust]

and nothing happened

[gilded breach]

start walking

[soft osprey]

move forward

[gilded breach]

abyss doesnt spawn shit when ur standing in place

[solemn wedge]

guys how can I get thrown axes to stick?
Any general tips with throwing? I can't manage to throw properly 😭

[warm escarp]

Willy could not handle a hit to the head from a pollaxe that weights 6 kilos

[gilded breach]

iunno that seemed like a solid throw to me

[winter latch]

Check dms

[warm escarp]

granted the pollaxe probably weighted more by the time it made contact with his head

[solemn wedge]

that's a lucky one after hundreds of throws lmao

[torpid nymph]

I know the game is a bit rough, but I genuinely can't stop playing

I'm at almost 50 hours now

[wheat gust]

i suppose zombies only see moving objects

https://tenor.com/view/dont-move-cant-see-us-do-not-move-no-moving-dinosaur-gif-12893753

[waxen compass]

Half Sword uncovered a problem Windows had with my video card and Unreal engine so now I'm getting Linux EndeavourOS

[wheat gust]

i see

[humble hazel]

Another Linux W 🐧

[waxen compass]

Another W to the queer community

[wheat gust]

why he kindal ook like that one teacher from the amazing world of gumball tho

[waxen compass]

He do 😭

[solemn wedge]

has anyone managed to rebind LMB to RMB and viceversa?

[open kindle]

bro is hanging from the spike in his scapula

[gilded haven]

Work my way all the way from lowly beggar to man at arms.

This Willies career might end because a champion launched a beehive DIRECTLY INTO MY FACE.

52 zombies want a piece of me now.

going to be rough.

[waxen compass]

What if game seer were gay and they were called game queer

[humble hazel]

Parrying and controll overall feels a lot better since the HF4 hit

[waxen compass]

Dey was going for dat yah

[wheat gust]

ngl it would be cool if someone made a mod that lets you play as the abyss zombie in hs

[waxen compass]

"I wish there was a way to show that the villain likes to torture his enemies and is very cruel"
The humble spike that you can put a severed head onto:

[waxen compass]

They fall apart when you scratch them with your trimmed nails

It would be like Halfsword but hard

Hardsword

[wheat gust]

yeah i can see that

[waxen compass]

Jelly people

[warm escarp]

even though its funny having heavy pollaxes.. i think i will stick to the 4 kilogram pollaxe i had made earlier today..

[runic jasper]

How do u build muscle?

[open kindle]

hover over your weight

[waxen compass]

EMBED FAILURE

LAUGH AT THIS USER

[warm escarp]

finally, i hit someone with this thing

[waxen compass]

PATHETIC !!!!!

[neon dome]

big 2026

[waxen compass]

It's actually really easy

I do it all the time

[warm escarp]

well, i dont really use those traps taht often

[waxen compass]

Sum bitch said False...

[warm escarp]

cuz you can tell from just this image that they get hit even harder by my pollaxe

[waxen compass]

That poleaxe SUCC!!!

Mine is cooler :3

[warm escarp]

then come here and tell that to my pollaxe

i bet you wont

[waxen compass]

I won't

Because I'm eating my chicken nuggies

[warm escarp]

fatass

[waxen compass]

My flank is only fat because I squat

[wheat gust]

now IM the one biting the zombies

[waxen compass]

The fucking Pursuer ds2 is here

[maiden shoal]

guys how do I make a proper messer with weapon customization

[waxen compass]

Go into messer tab

Customize

[maiden shoal]

my messer keeps flingin around and doing more bludgeon than slashing

[waxen compass]

New parts unlock with higher rank

[waxen compass]

Balance issue

Show me your messuh

[jovial garnet]

yo how u play split screen gng?

[wheat gust]

why do the new blood splatters look appetizing

[jovial garnet]

what a odd response

[maiden shoal]

can't post images ffs but I built it with everything maxed, size and mass.

[open kindle]

1.420kg

[wheat gust]

look i cna eat garlic ok

[restive barn]

why is half the stuff we were promised not in ea

[wheat gust]

so like

[waxen compass]

It's too fucking heavy dude that's why

[wheat gust]

dont jump to conclusions

[waxen compass]

You nincompoop

[jolly oxide]

for example?

[placid flare]

when they say the devs are from georgia to they mean american georgia or tsibili

[waxen compass]

Why is early access not a complete game yet

[jolly oxide]

i do wonder

[waxen compass]

Why is early access... In early access content state?!

[woeful pivot]

how do iget more bolts for the crossbow?

[waxen compass]

Preposterous

[waxen compass]

A quiver sometimes spawns in a lil box on the forest map

[soft osprey]

Not America

[fervent flax]

flint, stick and feathers

[waxen compass]

Tsilibi

Kill shit man

He made a mistake

In his typing

[maiden shoal]

the thing is like, 2ft long, shit wouldn't be heavy. Does mass assume weight? why would I want more weight on a weapon anyway

[restive barn]

the fool's wheel, the narrow passage mode, the new sparks system, etc

[waxen compass]

Are you serious

Mass IS weight

[jovial garnet]

yo but did anyone know how to split screen?

[waxen compass]

How much does it say it weighs

[fervent flax]

I'd rather get hit by a 1kg stick than a 5kg stick idk about you

[waxen compass]

It's bugged rn anyway

[jovial garnet]

yeah ik its buggy bbut how do i play it

[gusty loom]

for some reason i cant die in abyss mode

[dapper basalt]

why do i fall over more with this update

[vital bough]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

HOW DOES ONE AQUIRE THIS LOOT

[waxen compass]

It's not just buggy it just crashes

[dapper verge]

how do i get the alleyway map

[jolly oxide]

to be honest these look like very secondary features that im sure they'll add eventually

i mean it is early access

[fervent flax]

jump

[fervent flax]

play

[jovial garnet]

alright i wanna crash my game that way

[gusty loom]

you can jump by holding space but genuinely i have no idea how you get up there

[dapper verge]

but

[waxen compass]

I don't fucking know

[jovial garnet]

okay no need to get angry calm down

[fervent flax]

no buts. keep playing

[dapper verge]

sorey

[waxen compass]

Mmm... Butts...

[fervent flax]

[dreamy pelican]

What a fukin screenshot

Ominous

[neon dome]

judge holden

[sudden oxide]

what do i do when i finish the game

[dapper basalt]

WILHELM

[waxen compass]

Holy shit

[fervent flax]

Start again i guess

[fervent flax]

peak male human body

[sudden oxide]

how do i get alot of muscle

[fervent flax]

steroids

[magic schooner]

Does anyone else like how after a battle you have bodies of hour opponents lying around

[cinder stone]

run a lot, wield heavy weaponry, drag corpses around, run while dragging corpses around, do hops (hold space down for a second, let go), stuff like that

oh, run uphill where you can

if the screen darkens as you do it, you're doing it right

[fervent flax]

You can also go to train and quickly move your mouse to drain stamina until you faint, leave and then repeat

[cinder stone]

it means you (as in the character) are putting in the effort

[sudden oxide]

can i like kill someone in training and then drag them around

[cinder stone]

then once you're stronk enough you can do funny stuff like this

[fathom hare]

how do i put on armor

[cinder stone]

(at the end)

[cinder stone]

grab piece off the ground, hold down the key for your arm (Q or E) and your character will put it on if his clothing allows for it

[fathom hare]

what if the clothing doesnt allow it

[cinder stone]

it just falls back to the ground

[fathom hare]

yeah thats whats happening

[dreamy pelican]

Me when mfers be like "tHe dEv sAiD yOu cAn gAiN lEg mUsClE"

[cinder stone]

but how D:

[fathom hare]

how do i take off my clothes

[cinder stone]

that is monstrous

[fathom hare]

smash

[waxen compass]

H

[dreamy pelican]

I love the shadow I cast

An imminent looming threat

[restive barn]

WHAT is THIS bro

uhh

[cinder stone]

reminds me of the monster mode in The Suffering

[restive barn]

i found the narrow passage map

[winter latch]

how tf do you send pictures here?

[fathom hare]

i got completely naked, tried to put it on and it doesnt work

pensive

[cinder stone]

the armor?

[fathom hare]

mhm

[cinder stone]

then it just means you don't have the right clothing yet

I know that for putting on the shoulder bits you need an arming doublet

[soft mauve]

Arming doublet?

[fathom hare]

its in the abyss, can i take it with me

[fervent flax]

are you trying to grab the baron's armor?

[cinder stone]

oooh

[fervent flax]

oh, yes you can

[fathom hare]

dunno, would share a pic but i cant

[dreamy pelican]

@unique bough Pls hurry and implement new gore system, I want this to actually cave their heads in if its enough to kill them in one kick

[cinder stone]

I guess if you're holding the piece of equipment in your hand it would logically be sent to your inventory if you still are holding it by the end of your abyss run

[fathom hare]

alrighty

[north mortar]

how can i obtain a tabard? i think they look sick on the enemies

[cinder stone]

kiiiicks

[soft mauve]

I love the forest, just stepped on a knife an enemy dropped earlier hidden beneath the ground and lost the round

[fathom hare]

the very kind abyssian with no limbs was very patient when i was figuring that out

[cinder stone]

I've named my willie None the Wiser, because it was the default save from the old abyss demo so my character has no name

[sudden lava]

Bullying willies is fun

[fervent flax]

sound like an skill issue to me

[cinder stone]

These are the events that led to his christening as Sir None the Wiser

[sudden oxide]

is it hard to get max muscle

[soft mauve]

True

[fervent flax]

No, just keep playing

[scarlet geyser]

game just crashed in final tourney 🥀

[soft mauve]

Progress saves

[small glen]

Frank is from Georgia, and Ivan is Swedish.

Not all the devs are from Georgia, some are from the USA

[scarlet geyser]

thank god

[small glen]

They had a website that showed their dev team and nationalities

[soft osprey]

I know, theyre from all over

[cinder stone]

someone lookit, it was an actual case of "t'is but a scratch!"

[small glen]

You didn't know! I KNEW! MUHAHAHAH!!

[restive barn]

for some reason there's an armory map in game that we've never seen anywhere else except the trailers?

[soft mauve]

Wait you can face MULTIPLE of those cunts in the abyss??

[restive barn]

i had to attach a light to the camera so you can see since the lighting is broken

[cinder stone]

it's crazy how realistic the lighting makes this look

[soft osprey]

I just said not America as in not Georgia in America. I know literally everything and have never been wrong a single time in my life once ever

[cinder stone]

like the shine of a flashlight uncovering centuries-old relics

[small glen]

There is also unreleased armor here

[restive barn]

oh shit where

[small glen]

The armor on the left and right aren't ingame

[cinder stone]

yupyup, and you have to be on your toes at all time because they tend to spawn behind you

[small glen]

Those have tassets

[soft osprey]

they’ll probably do something with it down the road

[small glen]

The one we have, are just foulds

[gilded breach]

where is the black cuirass everknowing moai

[soft osprey]

Not everything is in game yet

[soft osprey]

I don’t fuckin know ive looked for literally hours

[humble bloom]

The full set of blackened armor is being kept away from us.

[soft osprey]

Restock restock restock

[soft mauve]

Thank god im paranoid and check how many every night and pay them off

[cinder stone]

But also I dunno if the number of revenants to kill has something to do with how many you can face at one time, I had 27 of them to kill that time

[soft mauve]

I HATE the abyss

[dreamy pelican]

Jus wanted to get a word in with him

[small glen]

It's probably the armor customization (ornaments, rondels, and more that was leaked awhile ago)

[fervent flax]

"And thi kids, is how I met your mother"

[small glen]

Someone already found this room and made it have better lighting: sadly, none of that armor is blued just polished

[gilded breach]

can i load it in with the console?

[soft mauve]

Whats blued armour?

[restive barn]

yes but there will be no light

[sudden lava]

😭

[gilded breach]

bah

[small glen]

Someone already found it

[rare hearth]

thats where you make your character, modify armor and craft weapons

[restive barn]

oh

[wanton remnant]

i got the game on release and only just now found out the sythe is still in the game

[rare hearth]

also the classic pitchfork

[wanton remnant]

where

[fervent flax]

huhh, where

[uneven galleon]

How does even low graphics mode look so good

[rare hearth]

in the alley map on one ends of it

next to the door

[restive barn]

shii u right

[rare hearth]

there is a bench its on it

[wanton remnant]

in the alley, it spawns on the end and for me the sythe end was in the wall so it just looked like a pole

[rare hearth]

scythe also spawns in celler map

[fervent flax]

OMG IT'S THERE

[rare hearth]

you know the small table right next to the spawning place

right in front of it

[rare hearth]

next to to barrels

[past abyss]

yo, whats the best map to train

[fervent flax]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

Taking it home rn

[cinder stone]

the forest, it's got those steep hills you can run up to

put on some heavy armor if you can and go wild

[past abyss]

im running on the alley like this

[solemn wedge]

I can insure... my pantzu? 🤣

I somehow got them in my inventory, they weigh 0 and have no physics lmao

[uneven galleon]

How do i get mods if they are all for playtest/demo

[past abyss]

and how much time do you recommend

[cinder stone]

whenever

[uneven galleon]

Can someone help me

[past abyss]

no but like for how long should i run and shit

[fervent flax]

play the playtest/demo

[craggy nest]

imagine halfsword with a haptic vest

[cinder stone]

you wait for somebody to make them compatible with the early release

[uneven galleon]

brh

[gilded breach]

ifu hadnt had any gains its because update broke the system

[craggy nest]

does halfsword even have haptic feedback

[cinder stone]

iunno I don't time that

[past abyss]

alright

[cinder stone]

I just do a couple laps around the map and then run uphill a couple times and move on

[soft mauve]

God damn ive been trying to get this mercenary killed so i can steal his shit for about an ingame week now

He wont die

[cinder stone]

they're invincible

as far as I can tell

[fervent flax]

No they're not

[soft mauve]

They are to your attacks

[fervent flax]

You just have to hit them A LOT

Precisely in the head and with something pointy

Eventuaally they faint/die

[soft mauve]

Do blunt weapons work against them, cause my mace seems to just bounce off his cranium

[fervent flax]

Hmm idk, when I killed them I used a pollaxe with the pointy thingys

[past abyss]

why cant i equip harness?

[soft mauve]

Well, i’ll find out for the name of science

[fervent flax]

Because you have the arm chains

You can take it off in the armory

[soft mauve]

1940s japan type shit

[past abyss]

everytime i remove something my armor items in my inventory dissappear

[fervent flax]

good luck

[fervent flax]

lol, can't help you there then idk

[soft osprey]

#1465774955009540257

[fervent flax]

but you can still adjust it with the armorer

[past abyss]

ill do it later

[soft mauve]

Well, hes dead

Not by my hand tho unfortunately

Enemy got a lucky hit to the face

Least im more dripped out now tho

[floral eagle]

is muscle gain bugged at the moment?

I'm stuck at 66kg forever

[ashen sluice]

what am i meant to do... theres nobody to fight and i cant win the game

[fervent flax]

Poor fella

[onyx moon]

YOO

i found a warstaff

finally

[delicate falcon]

just give up then

[wanton remnant]

just like old times

[fervent flax]

Omg

[onyx moon]

i have found my warstaff

[fervent flax]

I didn't find the pitchfork

[iron kindle]

this game so goated

cant wait for more updates

[wanton remnant]

its on a bench for me, took me 5 or more tries

[floral eagle]

is strenght bugged? I'm stuck at 66kg

[onyx moon]

this might be a bit of a workload to put in game but we should have character personalities

[feral moon]

Sometimes the enemy requires more smacks. I think the surrender state is a little bugged but it ain't game breaking

[onyx moon]

like if you get wounded youd be cowardly and your insults would be more shaky

as well as your muscle gain, attacks would be nerfed

[delicate falcon]

wdym by this

you're already more resilient to attacks with muscles

[fervent flax]

oh ok will have to try again I guess

[onyx moon]

i mean as in

your swings would be weaker

[boreal dirge]

what is a warstaff

[dreamy pelican]

Guys help, this willie swallowed me and I'm stuck in his stomach. Please cut him in half!

[delicate falcon]

you mean with muscles??

[ornate frost]

what happens when you retire your guy???

[onyx moon]

and just gaining muscle in general would be difficult

[restive barn]

should i add more gun maps so more yt creators can push out my mod

[delicate falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-moist-i-know-what-kind-of-mand-you-are-gif-4332896312672829230

[wanton remnant]

you just make a new character without dying

[onyx moon]

stick with spikes

[boreal dirge]

you can't play as that character and you create a new one

[boreal dirge]

the flail?

[fervent flax]

This is someones fetish

[neon dome]

https://klipy.com/gifs/doakes-bar

oh dear

[onyx moon]

no just a single stick with spikes on it

[neon dome]

haha funny embed fail

[delicate falcon]

what the fuck is klipy and why does everyone try to use it and embed fail

[uneven galleon]

HHAHAHAHAHH

[wanton remnant]

[onyx moon]

and im pretty sure a spike in the middle to act as a stabby

[uneven galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[neon dome]

oh gosh!! an embed fail!!

deary me

[delicate falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[uneven galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[agile silo]

ever since the newest patch, my character cant for the life of him hold on to his weapon with his left hand, its constantly falling off and making my war pick swing around aimlessly. is this a known issue or just for me?

[onyx moon]

does he know

[wise halo]

This just randomly happened, idk, it won''t heal I guess

[unreal blade]

i just escaped the abyss with one leg

[onyx moon]

happened to me too

uhh

[unreal blade]

is that peak?

[onyx moon]

yeah good luck

[wooden gyro]

Does anyone got any tips with heavy axes. Besides common sense shit like don't flail

[onyx moon]

i almost lost my 130 day willie cuz of that

[void viper]

Am on day 183, if I die I will lose my mind

[past abyss]

WOW

[spare harbor]

750 coins to insure the baron's sword

[onyx moon]

holy

finn germey can now clothesline the pillars that holdup the shelves in the alley map

[wise halo]

I pressed alt f4

couldn''t move for shit

[void viper]

A worthy sacrifice

[wooden gyro]

What's the fastest method for getting up?

[wise halo]

GUESS WHAT, ALT F4 WORKED

[onyx moon]

wait you can do that??

i had to stay in the abyss for like 20 mins cuz i couldnt punch the zombie properly

and the zombie wasnt getting up either

[void viper]

SORCERY

[dreamy pelican]

Ya u shake that thang

[wise halo]

I guess so

IT WAS A GAMBLE AND IT WORKED

[wooden gyro]

I move my fist and spam wasd

Seems to kinda work

But I wonder if there's a faster way

[onyx moon]

wee

[void viper]

why your willie weigh three quarters of a ton

[dreamy pelican]

diet

[onyx moon]

is this enough muscles

[kindred rune]

How is the game optimization after the patch fixes is it playable now

[wooden gyro]

Mid

It's ok

[merry junco]

I kind of wish devs would add a secret little toggle that would allow your Willie to get to ~200kg of mass/muscle. I want to hulk but don't want to futz with save editors.

[onyx moon]

what in the zombie

[dreamy pelican]

that IS their secret toggle

Otherwise get a mod

[wooden gyro]

But I still get 30 to 28 fps in the forest sometimes depending on the weather

[dreamy pelican]

turns out editing the settings.sav file and setting ur blood to 1000 makes things a little laggier

[kindred rune]

Prolly going to take a month or 2 to fix that

[past abyss]

for some reason the merchant wont sell me vambraces or harness

[merry junco]

Have you considered asking pretty please?

[sudden lava]

He actually blacklisted wilhelm w fischer

And his extended family

[wooden gyro]

Hopefully. I'm running an 9060xt with a ryzen 9 7600x with 32gb of ddr5. Idk why it would drop that low on low graphics in 1080p

[gilded breach]

my theor is the merchant has a limited pool that changes a bit every day. so if u cant find something even after refreshing, let a day pass and try then

[kindred rune]

Willie turned into Wilhemus

[past abyss]

race:fungus

[sudden lava]

Fungue

[merry junco]

Wobba

[merry ridge]

who the fuck is wobba

[kindred rune]

Hes not Dutch i think

[merry ridge]

and why do we play as a fungus

[merry ridge]

its probably a joke page

[wooden gyro]

Have y'all ever found arrows for the crossbow?

[small glen]

He's german

So ye

[merry ridge]

you auto get them at the seart of the fight

[finite bough]

that's kinda awkard.. (mind my spells)

[wooden gyro]

*(mind my smells)

[west cave]

have you not been saying meow to the merchant

[kindred rune]

Oh that is his final evo Wilhelmicus XV

[onyx moon]

wobba¹

oh lawd he flying

[wooden gyro]

Fucking body slammed

[torpid crow]

Zombies are still bullshit. The Abyss from scratch isn't even fun.

[finite bough]

i threw him and he took it as an advantage 😭

[west cave]

dang bros so buff he bleeds

[onyx moon]

matter of fact hes getting this

oh nvm it just

smashed to bits

[formal ravine]

can maybe someone tell me how i make a hard reset on the campaign? so that i can start completly from new not only the character, also to reset the progress?

[onyx moon]

on the table

[willow flume]

I had one of those fall and shatter right on a guys head and he kept charging me 😭

[merry ridge]

im very funny

[formal ravine]

i tried to look into tdocuements but couldnt find anything how i might delete it

[dreamy pelican]

I think I made thors new axe hammer thing

even allows me to fly

[onyx moon]

WHAT kinda voice is THAT

holy hell

i thought it was slow motion for a sec

[merry ridge]

RRRR RRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

thats what the voice sounds like apparently

[onyx moon]

drivin a lawn mower

[digital citrus]

Chris

[warm escarp]

slowly but surely getting all the pieces.. (i do have baron's beak, mace and sword)

[dreamy pelican]

but do you have his willie

[warm escarp]

i dont want his willie

[formal sparrow]

brute from dead island looking guy

[onyx moon]

best physique oat? no mods

[neat nymph]

do mercenaries only help on specific modes? im doing the very first tournament and hes not here, even though i assigned him

[granite plaza]

wish there was a way to go past 93 kgs

[dreamy pelican]

yes

[granite plaza]

it is quite frustrating

[neat nymph]

right after i said that he appeared in the next fight

[dreamy pelican]

yeah once u get to a round where theres multiple willies he spawns

[merry junco]

Masculine. That wrist might need some help.

[finite bough]

my character takes that 6x per arm and use it as dumbbell..

[acoustic elm]

powerbomb

[finite bough]

"what you saying son?"

[finite bough]

is that fart ?

[onyx moon]

yes

[finite bough]

jeezz

[feral moon]

Gm Willies. Question of the day. Kitty armor when?

[merry junco]

Virgin steroid abuser vs peak natural bulk physique chad

[onyx moon]

medieval roids are insane

[prime burrow]

Are steroids the reason for your back acne

[finite bough]

no that's cause of coca!n + steroids + overdose protein

[merry junco]

Dr. Livesey and crew in halfsword

[dreamy pelican]

Your time is up evil doer

[merry junco]

Why does your willie have green fungus on it

[dreamy pelican]

he has trouble washing his legs

cant reach without falling over

[merry junco]

Willie too big to wash.

[sullen wagon]

have you tried a rag on a stick

[gaunt sundial]

mihgt be the funniest thing i have seen all week

[neat nymph]

how do i get my weight up as high as possible

[onyx moon]

oops

[merry junco]

Lift. E.g a giant hammer or axe up and down ontop of other willies while sparring.

Can anyone else confirm 93kg is as big as you can get without mods / save editing?

[halcyon tinsel]

how

[graceful rapids]

Guys something is seriously wrong with my game I reached max weight and am really buff but my grip strength was still terrible I thought maybe it's a bug or something but now I'm using beef Wellington mod and the grip is still terrible I can barely pick up anyone or any barrels

How do I fix this

[finite bough]

"What did you say?"

[graceful rapids]

Yes

[merry junco]

Interesting, I noticed that the patch caused a downgrade in frames for me. Wonder if me having DLSS on has something to do that. Will experiment and report back.

[graceful rapids]

How are you guys grabbing anyone for more than 2 seconds

[onyx moon]

i somehow lost weight chat

i went from 93 to 79

[graceful rapids]

In my game everyone just slips out of my hands in 2 seconds

[finite bough]

cause i am hulk's brother. in half sword

[graceful rapids]

I am using the same mod

[graceful rapids]

Read this

[finite bough]

oh i am did this with the yt video guide and use the game file given by @slender hull

[odd kiln]

12 hours ago btw

@halcyon tinsel in the remote play settings on steam

[jovial jasper]

I know the game is still early access but it would be cool if they add custom sigils you could add to armor or rep on tabards

[odd kiln]

idk how exactly we just messed around with the settings til it worked

[halcyon tinsel]

ik bro but i really try to play with my friend but he just cannot control player 2 even tho he got contorler and i got keyboard

[halcyon tinsel]

only host ?

gotta do these settings

or

[warm escarp]

this mf refused to give up for so damn long while being beat up with a barrel and a giant candlestick.

[finite bough]

in default game i can just grab someone for as long as i want.. i don't have an issue...

[odd kiln]

yes*

[neat nymph]

holy shit

[small sleet]

mod name?

[finite bough]

should have called me..

[neat nymph]

some dude started hugging me and hes real buff so i couldnt get out, but by pure luck i sliced him in half

[onyx forum]

my pal randolf has been with me since militia, I just recently reached knight, do i let him go to save his soul or continue?

[small sleet]

how

[hexed kraken]

how do I get my character's muscles bigger? seems like my gameplay hasn't really been affecting him

[onyx moon]

im gonna try modding hs

[graceful rapids]

I literally can't

[finite bough]

not a mod.. but you need hs enhancer to work with this..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2dmR5cxxSk
here's how to do it.

[west cave]

just.. let him go...

[warm escarp]

well those bruises he got aint healing up any time soon.

[onyx moon]

135 days

[finite bough]

grab them in there neck.. if you grab there arm or leg they will get free of it..
even body works but they will smack you and get free from you..

[onyx forum]

ill let him play a retirement doubles

[queen heath]

whats the highest someone has gotten in the abyss, i just got to around 4800 before it crashed

[west cave]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption-2-arthur-morgan-uh-ha-ha-ha-rdr2-memes-gif-6678743582873699906

[neat nymph]

he wins he retires he dies he retires in heaven win win for him

[eternal dust]

an option to heal would be cool like a pop up that says, you should heal before the fight, not having the button show up sometimes in the inn or having to skip a whole day

[neat nymph]

well

im not sure hes gonna go to heaven

[graceful rapids]

You can download beef Wellington mod

[eternal dust]

modders putting in more works than the devs without a paycheck

[graceful rapids]

Literally no

[eternal dust]

literally yes

[quick spoke]

I finally got some strength after like 10 hours of playing in the gam

[finite bough]

game's champion vs hulk

[west cave]

[queen heath]

bro skipped leg day

[quick spoke]

Did the recent patch break it or something?

[queen heath]

LOL whats wrong with his feet

[west cave]

lmao

[upbeat lagoon]

Can you gain muscle by sparring?

[hexed kraken]

"spill first blood" yeah I sure did when a grazing cut sawed this dude in half from his clavicle to his hip on the opposite side

[finite bough]

side effects of coca!n + steroids + overdose protein

[west cave]

fr tho

[finite bough]

you need to burn your stamina

[west cave]

id be cooked if uncle dijon was sparring with me

[granite schooner]

116 souls... Am I cooked?

[upbeat lagoon]

Seems pretty hard to do that without the ability to slow down time

[graceful rapids]

Add nuclear waste consumption in that too mf got green feet

[hexed kraken]

The messer weapon unironically has to be one of the most comically sharp weapons, just like the axe. I will go a quick slash and dudes will be cut in half or their whole arm will come off, my peasant-ass sword slicing through their bicep and upper arm like it was made of putty

[violet copper]

hows the lag after the lastest update idk if i wanna buy the game yet

[hexed kraken]

Do a lot of swings in the air to tire yourself out. And heavier weapons are more tiring to swing

[upbeat lagoon]

I’ll do my best I guess

[hexed kraken]

One of the ways I built more muscle was by doing brawls and punching guys in the chest a ton once they got knocked over.

[stoic hollow]

lol i just beat 42 souls in the afterlife

[onyx forum]

goodbye randolf

[dusky iron]

why dont modders just build the game then... oh wait

[upbeat lagoon]

I build the heaviest mace

My guy is NOT getting tired even if I swing it like a maniac🙏

[graceful rapids]

My stupid game is definitely bugged then

Fucker gets breathless after a few swings

[limpid pilot]

You have to dial back damage to the player all the way to 0 then crank damage to NPC to max for fights to be fair early on

[graceful rapids]

And I don't hold anyone for more than a few seconds

Shit sucks ass

I can't do any martial arts

[finite bough]

they could NOT handle the power of horse.

[graceful rapids]

Must be fun

How do I fix this BS

[lyric star]

these progression resets are SO annoying

[hexed kraken]

Yeah it was kind of annoying for a light tap to the head to floor my peasant ass

[pearl yarrow]

did you clubbered them with the dead body of the horse??

[graceful rapids]

Why is my grip so trash

[finite bough]

yes, don't be sad.. you should try using hs enhancer mod and in that turn up strenght

[lyric star]

they just wont stop happening insuring is useless for me cuz my progression resets every time i start the game

[finite bough]

yes

[neat nymph]

anyone got this bug where the character just starts moving sideways for no reason?

[pearl yarrow]

absolute cinema

[onyx forum]

Why do we keep travelling into the forest of horse death? are we stupid?

[finite bough]

@lyric star bro why are you marked as a spammer?

[hexed kraken]

your guy looks like a jojo character and I mean this endearingly

[finite bough]

xD

[limpid pilot]

Yeah its ridiculous lmao

[lyric star]

how do i fix progression resets

[finite bough]

not sure if that's a joke or not..

[graceful rapids]

I'm using beef Wellington mod and I've seen someone use it on YouTube and it jacks up your strength a ton and you can pick up anyone and barrels too but for me even with the mod I can't pick up anyone or anything without it slipping out of my hands

Genuinely thought I had a skill issue

[finite bough]

https://tenor.com/view/momo-ayase-dandadan-absolute-cinema-anime-meme-gif-9396637480397653335

[finite bough]

uhmm the hs enhancer turns grip strenght as well

[graceful rapids]

Going to try HS enhancer right now

[graceful rapids]

Also has there been an upd to it?

Do I need to reinstall it?

[amber gorge]

looking at my clips and realizing I’m a poleaxe switch hands merchant

[graceful rapids]

Or will it upd by itself?

[finite bough]

itself.

@graceful rapids

[shell helm]

Where do you get surcoats other than mods?

[finite bough]

what.

[graceful rapids]

Okay

[neat nymph]

why does a barrel of all things have a health bar

[gilded breach]

if u mean tabards then u need to steal them

[shell helm]

Damn (also my knowledge might be centuries behind, literally)

[heady drum]

man these buggy physics are so fucking dissapointing

[dusky iron]

bow to me

[shell helm]

Because we can't beat up a car in the 15th century (hoping it would be a wagon in a future update)

[lyric junco]

did i lose to that fellow?

[hexed kraken]

THEY TRASHED MY CARRIAGE

[graceful rapids]

@finite bough slight problem. The mod launches the demo?

For me

[elder jackal]

how to get all gold baron armour

[graceful rapids]

Am I supposed to delete the demo or something?

[graceful rapids]

Kill him 9 times

[elder jackal]

how to 9 time

[opal moth]

win lord tourney 9 times

[elder jackal]

it not show

[dusky iron]

wym

[dusky iron]

you have to grind the rank up again you cant just spam it

[floral oriole]

Is weight gain disabled rn?

[graceful rapids]

Guys HS enhancer tells me to download the demo

I want to use it with EA

How can I do it?

[elder jackal]

oh i thought it show like the champion fights

[graceful rapids]

@finite bough is using it

[dusky iron]

no its the lord tourney every time

[frail tree]

Wassap bois

[hushed scroll]

whats the best weapon for lord tourney?

ok

[dusky iron]

not how the game works, use your play style or what you play best with

[barren ivy]

Hello everyone, where do I find myself the crossbow?

[neat nymph]

my mercenary is a damn beast what are they feeding him

[barren ivy]

Thanks

[hushed scroll]

also if my character still says 63 kg does that mean its a bug?

[alpine kraken]

can u gain muscle in free mode?

[past abyss]

armored to the core

[barren ivy]

I think so, it goes back to the actual weight after exiting the screen or something

[dusky iron]

no. missing foulds and hosen

[hexed kraken]

sir clipping hauberk

[past abyss]

hosen is literally just pants

it doesnt count

and idk what foulds is

[onyx moon]

dont let me find out about modding ever

[dusky iron]

absolutely counts lmao

[wheat jay]

what's the number of weight

[past abyss]

there

[barren ivy]

Btw what are the icons next to the helmet, and the top icon on dextra?

[dusky iron]

besides why wouldnt you wear them

[past abyss]

idk

[dusky iron]

now bro has armor

[past abyss]

i lowk forgot to get them

i think i lost them at some point and didnt get them back

[onyx moon]

2.95

im pretty sure

[wheat jay]

thanks

[past abyss]

does anybody know

[dusky iron]

these are foulds

[past abyss]

i know the top one from dextra is arrow quiver for the crossbow tho

[barren ivy]

Guys help us with this one lol, we wanna know what those icons are

[onyx moon]

guys i think im grabbing him by the

[past abyss]

how do i get those

[barren ivy]

Ohhhh

[dusky iron]

the item next to the helmet slots are unreleased

[past abyss]

oh

[dusky iron]

take them off a dead guy or buy in shop

[past abyss]

when do they start being sold in the shop

do u have any idea

[dusky iron]

probably man at arms or knight unsure'

[past abyss]

alright

im at veteran rn

[dusky iron]

maybe even veteran. check dead guys

[alpine kraken]

Can someone answer my question if they know how

[past abyss]

do ya know what these 2 are?

[timber pagoda]

ive been seeing people making their charactor super large, how do i do it

[dusky iron]

bottom is tabard top is unreleased

[paper furnace]

why is it so impossible to get after commoner

[soft osprey]

You cannot

[lilac sapphire]

i find it funny the baron set has like everything except sabatons for some reason so i just have silver feet

[barren ivy]

I think the bottom is tabard

The cloth that looks like a poncho

[dusky iron]

whats your question?

[past abyss]

whats a tabard tho?

[past abyss]

i thought that too

[alpine kraken]

ok thank u i didnt just wanna waste my time on that

[barren ivy]

Basically a poncho lmao

[past abyss]

you lowk js gotta keep going

[remote vector]

So when the different armor options are blocked with vines, does that mean they're blocked? Do I have to take off armor for them to be available? Im getting to Lord rank. Im really confused.

[dusky iron]

tabard

[paper furnace]

like in that mode the bosses are too hard and u juust die to easily

[barren ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/im-mexican-its-rucka-toto-africa-parody-song-proud-to-be-mexican-look-at-me-gif-20669121

[past abyss]

ohhhh

[barren ivy]

Well I tried my best with a gif of a poncho XD my bad

[dusky iron]

im sorry i dont understand the question though

[past abyss]

LMFAO

[dusky iron]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[remote vector]

Salt, most likely

[past abyss]

i think i saw one of those in a champion

[smoky field]

how has he done that

[past abyss]

didnt pick it up tho looked ugly

[barren ivy]

True, idk how this stuff work

[lilac sapphire]

some armor conflicts or needs a certain under piece all the good armor needs an Arming doublet since you cant have it over a Jack

[smoky field]

https://tenor.com/view/im-mexican-its-rucka-toto-africa-parody-song-proud-to-be-mexican-look-at-me-gif-20669121

[paper furnace]

like why are the champions so hard

[barren ivy]

Thank you

[remote vector]

Is there like a list somewhere? I'll send a pic

[smoky field]

this might be the clip of all time

[dusky iron]

ohhh, tbh youre on commoner? reach is king is the best advice i can give you

[barren ivy]

gasp booooooooo

But I lowkey agree due to the fact it clips

[past abyss]

made my bevor even better

[past abyss]

yeahhhh they should fix the clothes clipping

[hearty bronze]

can you somehow get infinite arrows in free mode?

[paper furnace]

ahh ty

[past abyss]

HOLY SHITT

[north mortar]

hire muscle lol or use poleaxe

[graceful rapids]

Dude I am starting to get annoyed by this game my grip strength is so terrible compared to everyone else here I'm max weight

[past abyss]

yeah @paper furnace

get mercenarys

[barren ivy]

What's the highest rank? Do I reach a new rank after getting all of Baron's armor? Or is the Lord rank the highest?

[lilac sapphire]

i dont know a list i just figure it out along the way since its pretty logical

[past abyss]

thats what had me stuck on commoner

[graceful rapids]

I can't do any slams like @onyx moon

[dusky iron]

what weapon you using

[lilac sapphire]

you just get the whole baron set after a while like the whole thing over and over

[north mortar]

you keep doing lord tournaments

[paper furnace]

whats that??

[graceful rapids]

Not weapons. They are fine. It's that I can't grab anyone

For more than 2 seconds

[dark bronze]

Guys hould I get half sword rn or keep playing the demo?

[dusky iron]

talk to the fencer guy up top and click hire muscle

[past abyss]

theres tthis guy right

[onyx forum]

now why would the dead need 10 pence for

[hearty bronze]

can you get infinite arrows?

[tardy trout]

mercenaries are people who fight on your side, for pay

[past abyss]

click him and go to hire muscle

[paper furnace]

aaa ty

[past abyss]

that

[dusky iron]

keep in mind that where you grab and what they have on is really important

[graceful rapids]

It's like my character has baby oil on his hands and he keeps letting go of everyone

[north mortar]

ive had 2 guys last like 25 days, they was warriors

[barren ivy]

And then that's it? No more after?

[graceful rapids]

Torso, arms, legs, hands

I literally have grabbed every single one of them

[dusky iron]

yea you just need to find the witches hut, its in the forest on the east side, pretty well hidden. bring her a pouch and 10 pfennings and she will enchant it so you have infinite ammo

[graceful rapids]

Only ones that work for me is the hips

That's literally all that works

[lilac sapphire]

ye after beating him like a dozen times you just get the set over and over and i think your max weight is increased

[graceful rapids]

And even that is slippery

[elder jackal]

is there no claymore or big swords

[paper furnace]

aaa guuys mb i just have the demo so i have free mod and the campaing mode

[slow sable]

Is flail good?

[autumn socket]

how do i dodge?

[dusky iron]

i liked it most think its op

[barren ivy]

Ooh more muscles, that sounds good

Well then it looks like I'm close to beating the game, just a few more lord tourneys, maybe 6

[dusky iron]

there isnt a traditional dodge but holding shift will give you a more athletic stance and help you move back or out of the way quicker

[mint warren]

how to get a pouch

[remote vector]

Im just trying to get a full set

[lilac sapphire]

you can make them and there is in free mode but they dont wield well outside of half swording

[dusky iron]

spawns next to the wagon in forest occasionally

[barren ivy]

Imma ask everyone again, what's your favorite environmental kill method? Mine is grabbing beehives

[little terrace]

Guys is it normal to get 10-30fps on low 480 resolution?

[mint warren]

ok

[remote vector]

Gotta be pulling those levers in the hall

[lilac sapphire]

horse

[elder jackal]

its not long or thicc enough when i make

[dusky iron]

keep in mind holding shift will tire you out faster as well

[autumn socket]

yea

[remote vector]

will it also work when you taunt? I saw that it tuckers you out pretty quick

[minor breach]

how do u get the crossbow?

[lyric junco]

i'm going to lose 😭

[barren ivy]

What? You gotta tell me more about this one? How can you use the horse to kill someone?

[dapper basalt]

kick off the slums cliff

[dusky iron]

will what work?

[minor breach]

dude why would u fight him

ur gonna die

[autumn socket]

how to swing your weapon over your own head?

[dusky iron]

lemme at em ahhhh peasant

[remote vector]

when you press g while sprinting

[north mortar]

slice his body in half

[remote vector]

It drains your stamina

[lilac sapphire]

if you you glitch it right you can swing it

[finite bough]

dw i got him, you are safe

[past abyss]

man

i love alley

its the best map

[barren ivy]

You're insane

[dusky iron]

everything is physics based and reliant on where you point and aim, there is no traditional input, practice moving your mouse around a lot when holding click

[minor breach]

?

[autumn socket]

makes sense

[paper furnace]

should i get full version?

[past abyss]

dude i fucking LOVE the alleyway's barrel things

[lilac sapphire]

i have only got it to work once but i was great there is alot of cool jank tech like the super swing in this game

[dusky iron]

i think you can still taunt and sprint yea

[minor breach]

i tried looking in the shop n couldnt find it

[north mortar]

find it on forest map

[finite bough]

using horse as a weapon..

[minor breach]

where on the map?

[past abyss]

and the fact that you can use ANYTHING in that map as a weapon

[lyric junco]

why did they give my such a mighty opponent, i'm just a humble knight serial killer 😭

[dusky iron]

depends on your expectations

[dapper basalt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-lord-of-rings-return-king-two-towers-bRt0O3xy6pvuE

[barren ivy]

I love alley riot lol

My helmet is Eisenhut and I wear a Tabard, and I use a one handed shortsword

I lowkey feel like Darth Vader swinging my blade through all of the low tier opponents

[past abyss]

LMFAO

[lilac sapphire]

super swing with heavy custom poleaxes is great

[barren ivy]

Sadly I could never make it hit my opponents, everytime I try, I end up hitting myself with all the barrels lmao

[mint warren]

how to grab the chest inside the wagon

[onyx moon]

chokeslam

[finite bough]

dww i got this mighty kid..

[mint warren]

damn

[lilac sapphire]

ram against it and spam grab or jump

[barren ivy]

I wish I can send photos here

[mint warren]

ok

[keen sandal]

Gotta use the horse and awkwardly get your arm in there. Really only worth it if theres some armor in there.

[finite bough]

fight me i dare you..

[smoky field]

stick of doom

[mint warren]

yeah i did it and its a terrible helmet

[cerulean wing]

hows the game playing since launch?

[dark bronze]

Guys is the Early access worth getting rn instead of playing the demo still

[smoky field]

why my willie so caked up lmao

[lyric junco]

okay this is going to be fun

[dusky iron]

jank fu master

[keen sandal]

Use Foto mode to see inside the chests first.

[finite bough]

more optimization than released date..

[mint warren]

ok

[smoky field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1469444532436467887/HalfSword-2026-02-0712-36-03AM-ezgif.com-optimize_1.gif

[dusky iron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428801654869725416/twearking.gif

[minor breach]

skipped leg day bro

[onyx forum]

SHIZAAAAA

[dark bronze]

Guys is the Early access worth getting rn instead of playing the demo still

[barren ivy]

Bro how are you able to send this? I'm getting blocked my Clyde whenever I try to

[smoky field]

cuz u dont have image perms get to level 2

[wheat gust]

you've heard hte term "beating a dead horse" but what about beating someone WITH a dead horse

[slow sable]

is rondel dagger any good? i found one randomly

[dusky iron]

depends on reading ability and expectations

[wheat gust]

rudolph

[onyx forum]

I heard you can reverse grip with it

[finite bough]

i don't need no leg day homie.. i use coca!n + steroids + overdose protein for my musle n strenght

[smoky field]

something to do with u being on mobile

[cerulean wing]

will my 4070 ti run itfine?

[gentle coral]

The game not having an endung makes it so much worse

[onyx forum]

But its not really useful unless you're really precise

[smoky field]

yes

[finite bough]

ofc

[barren ivy]

Nah I tried it yesterday on PC too lol

[timber pagoda]

how do i go to the configuration settings and make my willy beefy

[dark bronze]

Well ive seen pictures from the launch and im seeing the pics in chat rn and it looks a lot better. Does it still require a lot to run

[soft osprey]

What

[past abyss]

the fucking

the fucking bees

[barren ivy]

Lmaooooooo

Bees my favorite kill method

[past abyss]

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT

I THOUGHT I COULD THROW THEM

THEY KILLED ME

thats

not bad

[jade path]

I cant get my willie above 68kg? Why is it so slow to build muscle? Ive been beating willies all day.

[barren ivy]

You gotta run away fast

[dusky iron]

there has been an optimization hot fix as of yesterday that seemed to help a lot of people out. depends on your system, regardless everything will be fixed in time so just ask yourself if this is something you are willing to spend money on right now

[lyric junco]

head empty

[dapper basalt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/worth-anyway-R9yLfikwYAF32

[dark bronze]

Ok thx for telling me

[soft osprey]

I believe it’s a new bug stopping muscle growth. They need to fix it fast

[dusky iron]

np

[jade path]

NOOOO REALLY?!

[soft osprey]

Weapon handling is already an issue to people cause they start weak. If you can’t grow muscle it’s gonna be quits for a lot of people

[jade path]

ive been grinding H2H in peasent to increase my willies sizzee 😭

[floral oriole]

Are you meant to hire muscle to help you? Im stuck at the begger tourney, is it just a skill issue?

[dusky iron]

i was wondering why i couldnt break out of 86kg after my willie died, this is a confirmed bug?

[barren ivy]

I wish I could get my Willie to like 150kg without editing the save file

93kg is already pretty toned but I want bro to look jacked

[soft osprey]

You can but you don’t need to. Just makes it easier

[onyx moon]

is there a feature that makes you lose wight

weiht

weight

[minor breach]

this guy will be panting after walking dude

[onyx moon]

i literally lost like 10 pounds

[soft osprey]

Confirmed between the mod team and some users but not official. But given nobody can grow muscles, safe to say it’s there lol

[onyx moon]

kilos

[sick dew]

how do i get that cape looking clothes? i beat whole game and still have several armor slots empty

[graceful rapids]

93kg does not look jacked at all tbh it's just some more muscle than normal but that's it

[dusky iron]

yes it is called death

[onyx moon]

no

i literally lost weight

my 135 day character went from

[dusky iron]

RIppppp thanks

[onyx moon]

93 to 79

[jade path]

So basically only way to get a big willie rn is mods?

[lyric junco]

i love the 4kg messer

[graceful rapids]

Visual bug?

[barren ivy]

Yeah that's why I said toned

As in he has muscle definition

But not jacked as in buff

[onyx moon]

probably

[dusky iron]

yea but you cant compare it to todays standards, 93kg is jacked af for that period

[barren ivy]

That's just a bug, you're still 93

[graceful rapids]

Yeah but first they gotta fix the bug I'm having I literally can't hold shit

[lyric junco]

diapers help

[soft osprey]

Steal it from another person

Grab them and hold e

[barren ivy]

I want my Willie to look like your average Baki character

[soft osprey]

And you’ll take it off them

[sick dew]

i didnt know that

thanks

[soft osprey]

Then hold e again to equip

[soft osprey]

You can totally strip down enemies

[dapper basalt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/martial-arts-baki-hanma-yujiro-U0eIOz45aRCH1pny2M

[soft osprey]

Just steal all their gear

[dusky iron]

thats modding basically wont be available base game

[sick dew]

also why are certain weapons red?

[dusky iron]

means they came from abyss

[wheat jay]

hey guys where do i get the baron's weapons?

[onyx moon]

alright

i shall revert back to vanilla build

[soft osprey]

Yellow is insured, red is from abyss, orange is from abyss + insured

[dusky iron]

from the baron

[onyx moon]

and grow my muscles per normal

[barren ivy]

Truth, can't wait for someone to make a muscle mod that stays(I heard the file editing only works for one round?)

[graceful rapids]

I was literally using the beef Wellington mod and even with that I COULD NOT HOLD ANYTHING for more than a few seconds

[wheat jay]

no one laughed

[fierce wedge]

h

[wheat gust]

holy over/underbite

[dusky iron]

....? thats not a joke, thats literally where you get them lol

[onyx forum]

Can you guys stop killing people im responsible for putting them in coffins

[gray acorn]

whats the best way to get out of peasant rank

[graceful rapids]

Dumbass that's how u get them

[mint warren]

yeah mb

[wheat jay]

i completed lord tourney two times more it said baron set added baron set added no new weapons

[past abyss]

axe

[remote smelt]

guys, my game crashes as soon as i try to play progression, it gives a low render error type shit, how can i fix it?

[prisma oriole]

I can’t help it

[dusky iron]

you ahve to pick them up and take them from him after the fight

[soft osprey]

My friend you just pick up their weapon

[graceful rapids]

You need to pick them up

[barren ivy]

Flail

[delicate falcon]

you gotta steal his weapons

[wheat jay]

dumbass?

[sick dew]

can you take barons clothes too if you hold down E?

[wheat jay]

okay

[remote smelt]

guys, my game crashes as soon as i try to play progression, it gives a low render error type shit, how can i fix it?

[onyx moon]

i can literally snap wood

[graceful rapids]

Did I stutter?

[onyx moon]

ignore my concussion

[soft osprey]

Dont be mean

[barren ivy]

Axe feels heavy
Shovel is pretty good
Flail is a better shovel since it has a wider range

[wheat jay]

how could you stutter in text you actual bum

[gritty frost]

they should make freemode completely separate from the progression and also allow you to scale the muscles and maybe even a higher limit

[graceful rapids]

Okay I think if I don't comply you'll ban me

[graceful rapids]

Be nice

[dusky iron]

he has 3 distinct weapons, barons beak, barons mace, barons sword. you will need to disarm him four times in one fight to get them all. after you disarm the beak, he will equip his sword, after you disarm his sword he will equip a basic rondel dagger, after you disarm his dagger he will equip his mace, you cant take them from him unless they have been disarmed

[delicate falcon]

petition to get these helmets ingame