halfsword-chat-⚔

[celest smelt]

no but I wish they did

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-is-how-speed-ishowspeed-crash-out-insane-gif-15021210190402745395

[pliant crest]

guh? Why is my weight going down?

Is it counting armor weight too?

[unique kettle]

i dont think so

[distant chasm]

They need to do something about crossbow aiming

[unique kettle]

because no matter what i stay 93kg

[distant chasm]

If you’re not on perfectly flat ground, you aim like you have parkinsons

[floral vale]

anorexia

[pliant crest]

But fr, why is my weight going down, and my max strenght decreasing?

[unique kettle]

gotta work out more

[strong mango]

yeah mine went down too sadly 😔

[celest smelt]

nutritional deficiency

[distant chasm]

Strength only scales off of rank

So

[strong mango]

wait what

actually?

[pliant crest]

not true

[distant chasm]

Pretty sure

Asked a mod that’s what they said

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/why-is-he-lying-wong-gif-5558347777370316415

[strong mango]

isnt it weight = strength

[pliant crest]

Basically.

Heavier you are, more muscle mass you have.

93kg being max.

[strong mango]

unless u do steroids

[distant chasm]

Asked a mod that’s what they said

[strong mango]

then the max is 660kg before the game starts making u slidy

[pliant crest]

You gain muscle by using as much stamina as possible, and max muscles below 93 kg is limited by rank.

[strong mango]

wait so if ur like peasant rank ur max weight is locked until u rank up?

[pliant crest]

I believe so, yeah

[strong mango]

not peak fr fr

[vocal rune]

no its not locked

[waxen pulsar]

so how do u increase ur

max weight

[distant chasm]

According to him

Just use slow motion

/ F

[strong mango]

steroids fr

[distant chasm]

Cause it eats up stamina like crazy

[vocal rune]

its not locked at a certain rank you can always get max weight as any rank

[waxen pulsar]

increase max weight im already at

93 kg

[smoky field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1468215999605244168/aj49ja.gif

[gilded breach]

Beyond 93 you need to edit ur save file

[steel sky]

imo, you can't increase your muscle to max cause you don't have armor or anything heavy to carry around

[strong mango]

the only way to get past the max is by editing ur game files but if u want it to work in progress mode u needa like downgrade to eu4.5 or sum idk and then get a script and then yeah I just do it in free mode cuz its ez

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-explaining-avengers-endgame-gif-16085837

[steel sky]

yo this is motivational ngl

[strong mango]

I had max weight at I think at militia rank which idk how high up that is but yeah

[pliant crest]

I also had almost full plate armor by militia so, lol

[steel sky]

basically, more armor, more muscle, willie happy lol

[gilded breach]

Its way too easy to outgear everyone

[floral vale]

who needs muscle when you can just shoot the willies

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1464350355688259769/ParryThis.gif

[pliant crest]

it really is

[covert crag]

I agree I think the loot system copuld be worked on and bal;anced a bit

[steel sky]

aayyyy yoooooo bro have the gun mod

[floral vale]

no mod

vanilla game

[gilded breach]

They could do it like exanima does where pieces are locked under a certain rank

[cold echo]

Got my ass knocked out by a bunch of peasants with polearms how do I make sure the nobles never hear of this

[dawn parrot]

Bribery

[strong mango]

chat why the helly my character being zesty as hell

[gritty nebula]

GIVE ME THE MOD

PLEASE

[floral vale]

someone sent this gif back in like late january i just saved it

[zealous magnet]

are there any actual ponchos or hoods? the slots are there in the inventory but I've never seen one on a willie or at the shop

[strong mango]

https://streamable.com/cxtyuo zesty ass army crawl fr

[waxen pulsar]

is this what the game looks like without low graphics

[floral vale]

on higher ranks willies wear tabards

no hoods

[round wyvern]

yea maxed

[dawn parrot]

I want a viking round shield that can catch swords. Like when it blocks, the sword cleaves into the wood and it can then be wrenched out of the opponents hand.

[zealous magnet]

yea I have a tabard but I mean the slots beside the helmet and neck guard that clearly show a hood

[ocean socket]

half sword fix yo game cuhhh

[tribal seal]

@tall jungle times almost up

[zealous magnet]

5090 user or some shit

[strong mango]

da helly u got 36 pings for bro 😭

[floral vale]

yea no hoods or mail coifs in the game as of rn

[zealous magnet]

):

[covert crag]

Surely you still get crazy lag spikes in riot right?

[zealous magnet]

also what is the left shoulder slot??

[round wyvern]

no

[covert crag]

I got a 5080 and I get lag spikes on low so I find that unlikely

[floral vale]

wdym

[round wyvern]

im hte only person in the world that hasnt had fps spikes or issues

[zealous magnet]

X3D CPU and 5090 user or some shit

[delicate cedar]

yall im stuck in the beggars tournament, which weapon should i use for it to be easiest

[zealous magnet]

the slot opposite to the shield shoulder slot

[delicate cedar]

i tried the pitchfork but it doesnt stab consistently

[zealous magnet]

anything really long

[strong mango]

ASUS ROG Astral Gold Edition RTX 5090D user fr

[zealous magnet]

the shitty pitchfork or the good one

[floral vale]

it looks like the quiver

crossbow quiver

[delicate cedar]

there is 2??

the one with 3 spikes

[waxen pulsar]

whats ur gpu

i can barely run low graphics forest

[zealous magnet]

ah the shitty one

[delicate cedar]

what is the good one

[round wyvern]

4090

[zealous magnet]

uhh I would say use an axe maybe

[delicate cedar]

i never saw any other pitchfork

alr

[delicate cedar]

i can run the game with everything maxed comfortably aswell

[zealous magnet]

metal one but I only found it after getting alley so I'm not sure it's accessible by begger

[delicate cedar]

maybe 5060 aint that bad

[delicate cedar]

ahhh

yeah it probably aint

[round wyvern]

worse thing in the game for me is nighttime in the forest

it can go to 20 -30

[coarse saddle]

I've noticed that the forest map is bugged after the last update, you crop through the ground around the cart, and if you drop a weapon, it's gone. I learned the hard way

[quasi gale]

how does one keep the weight change on progression mode

[floral vale]

performance varies a lot, i can run high settings dx11 on a 1660 super with 40-60fps (most of the time)

[quasi gale]

cause i had it at like 350 kg but it keeps setting back to the regular weight

[floral vale]

but for others its way worse

[delicate cedar]

weird

[chilly sky]

what a gymnist

[zealous magnet]

I get like 40-60 FPS in most places at low settings w medium shadows, foliage, and textures at 1080p DLSS performance which is honestly sad

[chilly sky]

it does that if u manually edit it

[quasi gale]

if anyone got a clue how to keep the weight changes on progression mode would be nice cause i wanna throw willies off da map

[zealous magnet]

the game does not look good enough to justify this performance on a 2080TI

[floral vale]

i just turned on fps counter and its actually 50 stable

not too bad

[strong mango]

u need a script for progress mode but if u edited it in free mode player character 1_0 it will stay permenantely in free mode

[zealous magnet]

TLOU2 looks miles better and runs at a consistent 60 FPS on max settings 1440p 😭

[quasi gale]

where would i go to get a script for da progress mode cause itd be nice to not have to constantly go back to change it

i got it to work for free mode just wanted to do the progress mode with it

[strong mango]

not sure, I havent really tried but ik @astral bay knows

[quasi gale]

way too fun to throw peeps with the crazy weight just figured to ask around see if anyone was smart enough to figure it out cause ik i aint gonna lol

[craggy walrus]

How do you use the crossbow?

[tight coyote]

Why can't i put my Spaulders on? Do I need to wear the arming doublet to put it on without he arm guards? If that's the case is it worth taking it off just to put the Spaulders on as I don't have the rest?

Sorry had to post picture in other chat due to under level 2
Picture: #game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[vocal rune]

how do I get embed perms

[waxen pulsar]

yes you need to have the jack chains off

[floral vale]

keep talking until level 2 for gif embed perms

[delicate cedar]

i think i jinxed it

[tight coyote]

If you mean pictures gotta be level 2

[delicate cedar]

i got my first fatal crash

[strong mango]

lvl 3 isnt it?

[floral vale]

i think lvl 2 for gifs, lvl 3 for pics/videos

[tight coyote]

Is it worth it? As i only have the one thing? Won't the rest of my arm be exposed?

[strong mango]

oh alr

[zealous magnet]

pick it up, right click to aim, and left click to shoot

[waxen pulsar]

yes its worth it

jack chains are ass

[zealous magnet]

to reload you press R, pull the string back w your mouse, and drag an arrow from the quiver if you have one

[tight coyote]

Ah okay cheers

[craggy walrus]

Ah so thats the part im missing lol

where do i get arrows?

[floral vale]

pulling the string back is momentum based fyi so do it fast or it wont pull back

[craggy walrus]

i picked up the crossbow from a cart on forest

[zealous magnet]

you get one free one at the start of each round when you have it equipped

[floral vale]

quiver sometimes spawns next to the chest you found it in

[craggy walrus]

aww shitt

so no quiver no fun?

[wheat leaf]

lil pommel strike neck snap

[long folio]

How does the Baron armor obtainment work?

If I already have like 3 pieces of his armor and then make a new character, will I start from scratch and get dupes?

[zealous magnet]

you also can pull arrows out of enemies sometimes

[zealous magnet]

one shot each round

[floral vale]

baron armor is insured by default so it transfers across characters

[zealous magnet]

just be skillful

[craggy walrus]

noted

thanks

[zealous magnet]

ALSO

INSURE IT

I promise you it is worth it

[strong mango]

we gotta admit this is aura chat

[wheat leaf]

if you wanna keep the arrows you have to retrieve them from the bodies

pro tip

[zealous magnet]

the way stores arrows work is so janky

[tight coyote]

I found one but when i leave the match it doesn't come with me?

[waxen pulsar]

you can store arrows?

[zealous magnet]

yesn't

[floral vale]

to be honest i only used crossbow on forest map and then threw it away, as generic name says it probably gives you one at the start of each fight

[vocal rune]

the old beta half sword on itch is so fun to play for no reason

[zealous magnet]

from what I can tell, you can keep one in the quiver alongside the one you have loaded, but sometimes it disappears, and sometimes it gives infinite arrows for a round or two

[waxen pulsar]

yeah no the crossbow is fun so i wish they'd let me like

[waxen pulsar]

buy full quivers

[zealous magnet]

I wish they'd like

fix it and make it not buggy as hell

[waxen pulsar]

the crossbow is fine for me rn

lil hard to aim but its part of the fun in my opinion

[zealous magnet]

sometimes arrows just

don't penetrate

[waxen pulsar]

okay yeah they do that sometimes

but other then that its fine

[zealous magnet]

yea

I just mean the quiver system in general

and the difficulty to obtain them

feels half baked

I LOVE playing w it though

it's kinda like aiming in bodycam

also half sword w guns would be so insanely fun

[floral vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1464350355688259769/ParryThis.gif

[waxen pulsar]

they need to add the arquebus

please devs

i need this

[floral vale]

its planned

[waxen pulsar]

hell yeah

[zealous magnet]

tf

[distant chasm]

Pretty useless past militia

[gritty nebula]

its %localappdata% my fault sorry

[distant chasm]

Where everyone has their chest covered in plate

[waxen pulsar]

aim for the head

[distant chasm]

It will bounce off like they are made of steel

[zealous magnet]

yea but until then if your aim is good then it's overpowered in a good way

[delicate cedar]

what does the weight of the blade affect anything other than handling?

[waxen pulsar]

also in my experience if u wait for them to get REALLY close

like mid swing

the crossbow can penetrate a breastplate

[distant chasm]

Sounds like a bug

[floral vale]

i finally have enough money to make this gold poleaxe

[waxen pulsar]

sure but its cool

[distant chasm]

There’s no penetration system in this game yet

[floral vale]

i will be poor but i will be blinged out and poor

[strong mango]

realistically a crossbow can penetrate a thing breastplate

[distant chasm]

They even removed armor weakening in early access a

[steel sky]

i still found the save file so all good, thanks ^^

[distant chasm]

There’s no penetration system yet

[waxen pulsar]

the poleaxe is so overpowered in knockdown

one thwack and its over

[strong mango]

😢

[distant chasm]

And they even removed armor weakening if you hit around the same area multiple times

[strong mango]

https://streamable.com/0nmlc8 parkour

[sinful kelp]

heavier blade would just be more force/blunt damage

[distant chasm]

What are you feeding him

[floral vale]

PLEASE GO AWAY SO I CAN MAKE MY AXE

[waxen pulsar]

many

many willies

[strong mango]

steroi-I mean protein shakes

[strong mango]

just rest like 500 times

[tough yew]

mace maxing

[pliant crest]

the baron's mace is so cracked

[steel sky]

add the feathers and you become baron from the demo version

epic

[pliant crest]

what the fuck

[tough yew]

they should give the baron a crown tbff

[pliant crest]

Gotta be modded

[celest smelt]

I accepted a knight retribution fight and my opponent was a bare naked unarmed willy that surrendered immediately???

easy 135 gold ig

[autumn stone]

I had that too

[steel sky]

same

[pliant crest]

what is the retribution one?

is it an old enemy coming back or something?

[strong mango]

this is unmodded though and this

[pliant crest]

Yeah. Why even make one that light tho?

Just because?

[strong mango]

I didnt make it, its just a weapon u can buy

[pliant crest]

wtf

[strong mango]

I dont think its possible getting that light with crafting

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-gif-8604871114477372485

[graceful rapids]

Whaddup y'all

[graceful rapids]

Time to go broke boi

[strong mango]

the lightest I saw was 234 grams

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/scrooge-donald-duck-swimming-in-money-gold-coins-gif-16654576

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/zolu-gif-10350801133346570471

[graceful rapids]

Leave some for the rest of us

[floral vale]

😭

[strong mango]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-7446644742773745607

[waxen pulsar]

i love the logs in hall so much

[pliant crest]

lol

[fallen glacier]

same lol

[strong mango]

gonna have to go drag a drunk man home

[pliant crest]

Money is so meaningless once you hit knight tbh

I only use money to deal with zombies, and rest

[floral vale]

at least he has my back

[pliant crest]

Why buy gear when you can get it all free from your victims? 🫦

[strong mango]

I spent 18k to get a 7.6kg pollaxe

[pliant crest]

Why?

[graceful rapids]

Yeah when he says see my friend home he's gonna get chopped up to pieces

[strong mango]

cuz I spent 9k to get a 7.2kg one and then after I bought it it went up to 7.6kg idk

[floral vale]

hes my testing dummy for my new axe

[graceful rapids]

Lmao imagine he finds all of his friends chopped up whenever he tells us to go see them

home

Mf can't figure out he's got a serial killer on his hands

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-goldman-gold-man-india-gold-man-india-gold-gif-3122376008029050460

[pliant crest]

The first time I handled the drunk was…interesting

[strong mango]

dont do steroids chat, it makes u get necrosis

[pliant crest]

I dropped my poleaxe to hold him. He grabbed my pole axe.

I proceeded to beat his ass to a pulp and broke every bone in his body

[fallen glacier]

are those his balls of steel on the ground

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-scared-holding-breath-terrified-gif-5049853410287167077

[steel sky]

this is so me when i had that task

[pliant crest]

He was getting home one way or the other 😂😂😂

[strong mango]

nah my character is civilized 😔

[pliant crest]

Also, since there is ball damage, when do we get cod pieces?

[craggy walrus]

speaking of civilized

i shot him in the unmentionables

with a crossbow..

generational shot.

[strong mango]

apparently the characters dont have balls

[rocky zodiac]

can devs pls make it so I can play on other maps in freeplay

[strong mango]

fr

[strong mango]

well u did ruin the next generation I suppose

[graceful rapids]

What are those legs

[craggy walrus]

lmao?
peasant walking around with a silver cup and a wooden shovel

[strong mango]

steroids

[graceful rapids]

That is more than steroids mf sniffed in the leftover residue from Chernobyl

[floral vale]

i put the balance near the guard and it swings so smoothly and effortlessly it's crazy

investing in a gold weapon was def good investment

[graceful rapids]

Shit ain't looking right

[strong mango]

yeah he has necrosis but he has more muscle than blood stream so it cant travel upward

[graceful rapids]

Lmao

[strong mango]

alr

uh

that was just mean 😔

bro got 360 no scopes in the 1500s

[graceful rapids]

Bro what tf are y'all half sword players on

[strong mango]

lots of supplements

[fallen glacier]

I remember in the demo I died by getting my genitals sliced off with a scythe. I couldn't believe it lol

[strong mango]

bro is bruce lee but with a sword and white hair 😔

[graceful rapids]

This stuff looks new was this possible in the demo?

[strong mango]

do u even know whats happening or do u just go with the flow cuz I feel like this is way to fast

[floral vale]

ouch

[hearty lagoon]

can anyone tell me how to get crossbow? havent seen it yet after 10 hours...

[strong mango]

forest map

in crate

[hearty lagoon]

ooh okay thank you

[craggy walrus]

LMAo

[sand herald]

Very much so

[craggy walrus]

I purposefully aim for them.

[sand herald]

i've done it enough times to get a feel for where it lands

[craggy walrus]

its my duty to make sure no willy may have a willy

[graceful rapids]

Not safe for work 👽🖖

[strong mango]

alr so bro is just built different 😔

[graceful rapids]

Imma have to try ts out

[strong mango]

we needa see john halfsword on steroids next fr

[graceful rapids]

He's got a content creator badge what's his YouTube channel called

[sand herald]

here's a clip from the demo

[strong mango]

yeah my characters legs gonna get amputated

[strong mango]

how

[gusty pulsar]

i cant move it move it

[sand herald]

i only have a tiktok so far, it's johnhalfsword

[graceful rapids]

This has gotta be luck bro no way

[strong mango]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-move-it-move-it-gif-27699119

[tough yew]

me when the jester asks me to spill some blood in the local yard

[wheat leaf]

if only you knew the kinda shit john halfsword has pulled

[graceful rapids]

Oh okay I think your yt would do well if u post these clips and how to pull off this

[strong mango]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-minecraft-minecraft-skeleton-shield-rahhh-gif-13102641407116959174

[tough yew]

raghhhhhhhhhhh

[fallen glacier]

skeleton banging shield? I never knew it had audio til now

[coarse tusk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1454747474785861653/1454747474966089729/da6de031-6b13-47e3-b051-ae01b5ad21dc.webp

[graceful rapids]

That literally looks like he's got nuclear waste in his blood stream instead of blood

[waxen pulsar]

how do u got about making ultra heavy poleaxes

[median wraith]

max out weight and size on the head

[waxen pulsar]

only 3700 grams with everything maxed out

i need MORE

[graceful rapids]

Glad he didn't overreact

[strong mango]

make heavy ass sword, then change into pollaxe and it should transfer the weight

[median wraith]

thats already the stick of sleep big bro

[strong mango]

https://streamable.com/92v5fo

[fallen glacier]

I think you goto swords, set all sliders to max then switch to pollaxe

[waxen pulsar]

thank you for sharing ball with me

[strong mango]

I made a tutorial

👍

[floral vale]

my characters foot is literally stuck in the floor in hall what the fuck i almost died

[median wraith]

i love heavy poleaxes that shit just gotta do a lovetap on the head and they tumble down

[pliant crest]

welcome to half sword

[median wraith]

all slow like too

ive hit people on the head so hard the game has crashed

i am forced to have mercy on the people i dome

[solemn tusk]

two fighters both exhausted

[pliant crest]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[fallen glacier]

bolts spawn in Alley sometimes

[waxen pulsar]

im noticing an inequality of gear here

[solemn tusk]

lmao

[smoky field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1468310134362083470/HalfSwordDemo-2026-02-039-15-38PM-ezgif.com-crop-video_online-video-cutter.com_3.gif

[steep lintel]

how do i play splitscreen through steam share my friend connected to the game but we both control the same character

[smoky quail]

Why are the Lord missions just you in full armor bullying the poor

[strong mango]

lungs

[smoky field]

hire a mercenary

and there will be an option play mercenary as player 2

[wheat leaf]

had to teach him a lesson for making me drop my sword

[steep lintel]

progression mode?

[smoky field]

ye

u can do it in free mode too but idk how

[steep lintel]

k ty ill try that

[strong mango]

why did u stab him in the ass

thats not nice 😔

[graceful rapids]

Check out this submission I did

[strong mango]

why is the anatomy so good in this game, I just went inside my intestines

[strong mango]

wait 🤨 not like that

[graceful rapids]

Can even hear the mf choking

[quartz nimbus]

ayo?

[fallen glacier]

I need to check with freecam if the lungs actually expand and contract

[frosty crescent]

Vänster! Knauser! Bafoon!

[quartz nimbus]

fuck off

this is not real

that is WILD

[strong mango]

yeah u can choke people out, only problem is my character breaks their neck just by holding them

[graceful rapids]

Yeah this is fake right?

[fallen glacier]

yeah, it's from either here or their twitter I forgot where I got it

[graceful rapids]

Dude how tf do u break necks

[smoky field]

would rather just knock the guy out but that works

[quartz nimbus]

the heart is pumping too, what the fuck bro

[graceful rapids]

This is COOLER

[strong mango]

by holding them

[graceful rapids]

👽✌️

[waxen pulsar]

holy shit i js found a glitch to get forged weapons for free

[graceful rapids]

I have twisted and bent their necks and shit does not break

[smoky field]

why r all my fights riots in the most laggy maps

its like the game hates me

[fickle ivy]

I was just in a slums 2v2 where when you fall you lose i kill a guy and its now a 1v2 and i run over the mud and slip and lose like bro can they remove that for the slums map

[wary copper]

GUYS this may be off topic but is there a blue steeled version of the sallet and sabatons? i need them to complete a look

[graceful rapids]

Do you know that u can scroll down?

There are like 8 maps

I meant 8 cards

Not maps

[solemn tusk]

if you thought that was bad look at this

[graceful rapids]

Which u can select from

[frosty crescent]

And you can rest to reset the maps

[graceful rapids]

Yep

[waxen pulsar]

its not mud btw

[fickle ivy]

Doesnt matter man that shoudnt happen and i shoudnt lose becauss my guy slips

[waxen pulsar]

have you tried running on the bridges

or pathways

[smoky field]

yeah ik that

[waxen pulsar]

idk man ur kinda underarmored for this fight

[smoky field]

i keep getting forest riot slums riot

[fickle ivy]

Coudnt do that when opp is on me

[smoky field]

its like the game hates me

[sinful kelp]

i dunno, i found a darker version of the sallet but it was brighter than the other darkened armors

[graceful rapids]

Sleep to reset maps

[waxen pulsar]

skill issue 😂

[solemn tusk]

i agree i felt kinda naked there

[wary copper]

thanks i think i may have seen that one but im not too sure

[fickle ivy]

Or its just poor design

[graceful rapids]

I have not slipped even once. Sounds like a skill issue ngl

[wary copper]

js walk

[waxen pulsar]

no twin js lock in

[autumn basalt]

how do i get more armor in free mode, im a lord rn and all i have is a sallet, a few breast plates , gauntlets, and those leg things.

[wary copper]

slums is a great map

[graceful rapids]

Ever since I started playing I have not once slipped on the slums map

[waxen pulsar]

try not walking over the long stream of shit

[fickle ivy]

I didnt pay 30 dollars to watch my guy slip

[graceful rapids]

It's so easy to not fall

[wary copper]

steal

[autumn basalt]

free mode*

[graceful rapids]

Lmao 30 dollars? I paid like 6.79

[fickle ivy]

Diffrent currency

[waxen pulsar]

say that again

[fickle ivy]

?

[wary copper]

oh ok

[graceful rapids]

USD

In my country it's 6.79 USD

[sinful kelp]

ppl said that anything you insure in progression mode carries over to free mode

[frosty crescent]

It actually was an issue back in the day.

[graceful rapids]

Regional pricing

Ig

[sinful kelp]

i haven't done free mode yet tho to see

[graceful rapids]

But still cheap unlike other games that aren't regionally priced

[autumn basalt]

this is false brother. only certain pieces of armor carries over.

[waxen pulsar]

i have an idea

[graceful rapids]

Mfs expecting grocery money for one video game

[waxen pulsar]

ultra heavy longsword

[sinful kelp]

shucks 😔

[graceful rapids]

Also it's not that hard to not fall

[quaint wind]

It's only 20 bucks

[quartz nimbus]

grocery store money here is 140USD

[wary copper]

fr

[autumn basalt]

ik man. hoping that they make it so that everything carries over. genuinely freemode is so ass

[graceful rapids]

In my country 20 bucks is alot but since this game is regionally priced on steam I only paid 6.79 USD

[quaint wind]

Whoever can't afford a 20 dollar game in the US needs to lock in for real

[graceful rapids]

If a game is 70 USD that's like 1 month groceries for 2 ppl

In my country

[waxen pulsar]

ok i now have a 4.8 kg sword

[delicate cedar]

guys i accidentaly took off my clothes

[fickle ivy]

Yeah i know that was the first time it happend but you dont get my point i slipped on shit in a gamemode where i cant hit the ground

[delicate cedar]

how do i wear them back

[fickle ivy]

Its bs

[quaint wind]

No need

Don't put them back on

[graceful rapids]

It's just the game difficulty there's no need to change it

[delicate cedar]

🙏

[graceful rapids]

Also it's not like you can't skip that gamemode

[delicate cedar]

geniunely though

how do i put them back on

[graceful rapids]

Must be fun not lagging when fighting multiple opponents

[quaint wind]

Click on them in the customizer

[fallen glacier]

@quartz nimbus @graceful rapids I'm not sure if this is where it was first posted, but here it is #1279922212421505149 message

From what I can tell by reading the posts around there, the demo didn't have functioning organs like that and the devs were not sure whether they would actually implement them or not, I guess it was just a testing thing. I'm not sure if it's in EA but I will check in a bit with freecam

[delicate cedar]

i did it in fight

with H

[smoky field]

this guy kept swinging his stupid flail at me

[fickle ivy]

Eh i would beg to differ but 🤷‍♂️

[delicate cedar]

i cant click H again to put them on

[graceful rapids]

Okay nice

[quaint wind]

They are lost then

[delicate cedar]

damn

[graceful rapids]

Okay ig but I haven't had any problems with it so far

[tough yew]

ye.. hopefully it'll get better for you folks with lower end pcs

[strong mango]

idk I just hold them and it breaks, probably glitching cuz of the like 6.25x muscle mass

[waxen pulsar]

one day i'll be able to play halfsword on medium graphics

today is not that day

[smoky field]

also why is my game crashing a lot more recently, for the first 20 hours i had crashed only once and for the past 5 hours of me playing i crashed 10 times

[graceful rapids]

I've got a laptop with an rtx 4050 but it's 50 tgp is that considered low end?

[fickle ivy]

After patch 3 i was getting 30fps when before i was getting 60 on forest

[humble hazel]

I just wanted to know what would be a good balance point for a longsword, and ended up watching antique sword channels on youtube the whole night

[graceful rapids]

I can play it in everything high with dlss

[sinful kelp]

even a 5070ti and 9800x3d lags a shit ton so i got no idea

[graceful rapids]

Just shading in medium

[tough yew]

might be for a ue5 game lol

[graceful rapids]

I get like 80+ fps tho with all high and only shading on medium with dlss

[gleaming swift]

Max everything out

[quaint wind]

Y'all look in general

[tough yew]

ue5 games always pack a punch nowadays

[graceful rapids]

But it falls when I fight multiple opponents or there is alot of blood

[autumn basalt]

just pay an extra 40 bucks for geforce now, as an australian im broke as shit so its the best option.

[gray summit]

Fr want to uninstall rn bruh 😭 Got to the last fight in Man At Arms tourney, knocked one guy down, had big guy and smaller guy left that were both real hurt and then I got knocked under the railing. AI feel like they've got infinite stamina man 😭

[smoky field]

this is my forest gameplay 😭💔

[graceful rapids]

I will never buy an Nvidia subscription especially when they are limiting playtime hours

[quaint wind]

Bro your graphics card is HORRID

[graceful rapids]

Forest runs really well for me ngl

[autumn basalt]

you can start a new one right after one ends

[smoky field]

its a 1080 gtx, hes out of his prime now

[graceful rapids]

Still they are tryna replace owning PCs so I'll never buy any subscription from them

[autumn basalt]

fair enough

[wary copper]

guys why is the armor smith so cheeks

[fallen glacier]

I'm on a 5070 i9 12900kf and it runs ok for me on high

[strong mango]

yeah idk, they should let u craft armor fr fr

[wary copper]

i want to customize my armor

[strong mango]

im poor 😔

[wary copper]

engravings would be epic

[strong mango]

tbh I didnt think this many people had 50 series gpus

[smoky field]

or changing its material so i dont have to search over 100 bodies for some black armour

[fallen glacier]

me too fam. Been saving up for a while for the upgrade

[wary copper]

it would be so peak

[strong mango]

bro and pcs are so expensive now, a pc I could get for 13k is now 23k (not dollars btw)

[wary copper]

DIAMOND ARMOR

[floral vale]

oh poleaxe i love you so much

[fallen glacier]

yeah it's ridiculous

[smoky field]

wait till you unlock barons beak 🙏

[floral vale]

i have it, its ok

[strong mango]

https://tenor.com/view/ram-computer-compsci-gaming-pc-ram-prices-gif-7364287740815407372

[pliant crest]

If it's only okay, you're using it wrong.

[quaint wind]

Just look on Offerup for a graphics card brodie, I got a 7900 AMD for like 600 bucks

[graceful rapids]

Man they jacked up the gpu cards prices already

[floral vale]

its ok as in i prefer using a poleaxe over it. it's not a bad weapon it's effective

[pliant crest]

I haven't met an enemy that the baron's beak does not one tap, including the baron.

[smoky field]

im not in the us

[pliant crest]

Ah, fair enough.

[sinful kelp]

yeah performance issues will affect everything differently it's unfortunate

[fallen glacier]

it would be crazy if we could explore all of this beautiful countryside

[quaint wind]

Oh, well that sucks

[pliant crest]

I've almost got full baron armor and I'm content.

[graceful rapids]

Guys for some reason if u put shading on medium your fps doesn't drop when your going absolutely ham on an Npc and there's alot of blood

Just put everything else high and shading medium and it's gonna work great atleast for me it does

[winged granite]

same here, best i can offer is to put the game to fullscreen, turn on the upscaling and maybe even reduce the resolution to 480p

[quaint wind]

W

[livid jay]

more lag

[wary copper]

they made low look awesome

open world half sword update when?

[strong mango]

600 dollars for me is 9.6k for me 😔 thats so much money bro. I luckily found some good pcs for like 10-12k with like 1060tis and stuff which apparently a 1060ti is still really good idrk

[pliant crest]

Does the baron have his own piece of armor for each individual part?

[strong mango]

so this is why my game lags

[livid jay]

dude its gonna downgrade slums and forest

to have more lag

[quaint wind]

Where tf do you live?

[strong mango]

souf africa

[quaint wind]

That explains it

[wary copper]

yes but at the end it says baron set added and gives you the full thing

[strong mango]

yeah lowkey cooked fr

[pliant crest]

Wym?

[quaint wind]

Yea bro, you need to get out as soon as possible

[graceful rapids]

How much is a 2080ti for you?

I've heard it's still a great card

[grizzled cobalt]

bruh why cant i wear armor

[wary copper]

you get like his undergarments and shoes and stuff

[strong mango]

yeah, I wanna move to america cuz I wanna be a police officer when im older and the police force here is so corrupt it aint worth joining

[quaint wind]

All that meat you just stabbed

[grizzled cobalt]

im holding e but ts wont work

[pliant crest]

I just beat him and got his neck piece

[strong mango]

28k for a new one, 8k for an old one

[livid jay]

make sure ur grabbing it on the correct hand

[wary copper]

ye you gotta do it again

[fallen glacier]

it's interesting because RDR2 does this same exact thing, there's tons of unused map surrounding the playable area like in the video. But it can't really compare since RDR2 is RDR2

[pliant crest]

I know

[grizzled cobalt]

i did both

[worthy rampart]

my laptop would be ash

[pliant crest]

I've beat him about 4 or 5 times now

[strong mango]

RDR2 is just goated

[graceful rapids]

Wow if the old one isn't broken go for it

[livid jay]

what r u tryna get

[pliant crest]

Kinda a drag to have to do so many fights to get back to baron, ngl.

[sinful kelp]

mf is puckering up

[wary copper]

HOT TAKE: add the really old bosses from the oldest demo back

[quaint wind]

Sounds like a plan

[wary copper]

they were fire

[grizzled cobalt]

this thing

my guy keeps dropping it every time i hold e

[livid jay]

you dont have trousers

[pliant crest]

You can't wear it then.

[livid jay]

or hosens

[worthy rampart]

wait till someone will make a mod with the rdr2 map

[pliant crest]

That is a harness

Arm slot.

[strong mango]

the problem is it would take me like 4 years to save up for a pc if im buying it in seperate parts, id rather buy a pc thats slightly worse now and then just upgrade it over time, it saves me like 10-15k in the short term

[pliant crest]

You need an arming doublet to wear it.

[grizzled cobalt]

wearing some pants

[worthy rampart]

you have no clothes on

[pliant crest]

And the armind doublet cannot have the arm chains.

[graceful rapids]

What about a gaming laptop? Those are great too

[livid jay]

you need a arming douvlet like @pliant crest said

[pliant crest]

He has to have an arming doublet, iirc any other clothing does not work.

[quaint wind]

Yea lowkey imagine if the full game comes out with better optimization and theres stores and shit you can visit with a whole story, that would be awesome

[grizzled cobalt]

damn

what a shame

[worthy rampart]

kill the homeless man

[pliant crest]

You can grab it off almost any victim, it's extrremely common.

[graceful rapids]

Expecting too much

[strong mango]

ive got a gaming laptop and theyre not worth it, have to buy a new one everytime it gets outdated so thats like 20k every 3-4 years and they run worse than pcs. ive got a laptop 3050 with an i5 and my mom has a 1660 and it runs better than my laptop

[graceful rapids]

What's the tgp of the 3050 that might be the problem

[solemn tusk]

yo how are you doing this?

[strong mango]

idk what a tgp is 😔

[sinful kelp]

the main lobby being physical at least instead of point clicking would be dope too

[pliant crest]

camera mode, hit F to free cam.

[quaint wind]

I'd still be happy if the game came out and it was the same as it is now with better optimization

[worthy rampart]

i could fix my family debt with that money

[sonic pawn]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message
is there a way to take the helmet off him?

[fallen glacier]

unreal engine unlocker

[graceful rapids]

Yeah that's exactly what most ppl for don't look for 😔 it's how much power your GPU can pull

[fallen glacier]

camera mode doesn't let you go that far out, or travel that fast

[strong mango]

20 thousand rand is like 1000~ dollars it aint that much in america

[graceful rapids]

If it's 50 tgp that's pretty low but it's okay

[sinful kelp]

what happened to the rest of him LOL

[graceful rapids]

If it's 70 then that's good

I can tell u how to check

[sonic pawn]

I tried to take the head off for the helmet

did a poor job

[sinful kelp]

you can try picking his head up and holding E (or Q depending on the hand)

[worthy rampart]

i dont use dollars so….

[sonic pawn]

thanks imma try that

[eternal sail]

does pressing grab and unequiping something just makes the item fling?

[sonic pawn]

yup that did it thanks

[strong mango]

says 90 watts

[eternal sail]

because i tried to grab then unequip my tabard and when i press e it just goes crazy

[sinful kelp]

[graceful rapids]

That's alot dawg

[worthy rampart]

post-partum psychosis

[graceful rapids]

How tf is that bad

My 4050 is 50 tgp and it runs half sword pretty great

[strong mango]

tbh it might be cuz I overclocked my gpu randomly without knowing if I can ;-;

[graceful rapids]

With dlss

[graceful rapids]

Oh

[strong mango]

it can run half sword fine most of the time its just vram intesnive games and cpu intensive games

[wheat gust]

any good hockey mask resembling parts in HS?

[graceful rapids]

Oh ok

[graceful rapids]

I don't think that's stuff exists also wtf are u tryna make Jason Voorhees

[strong mango]

I have no clue what any of this means 💀 Ive just heard overclocking can be good but not sure

[sinful kelp]

sortofff? there's a sallet with a square/flat face attachment

[worthy rampart]

i can run it only on 640 resolution, 50 fps tho

[graceful rapids]

Oh that kinda overclock with the Nvidia app? That's pretty safe I've heard

[rapid pond]

Depends on your rig

[graceful rapids]

I've heard undervolting is the new thing

Ppl are doin

[wheat gust]

yuh

[graceful rapids]

Son 💔✌️

😭

[rapid pond]

You can turn it on

[opal ore]

skibdidi

[worthy rampart]

oddio ciao bello

[silent rivet]

This game runs sooo buns

[strong mango]

tbh I needa reset my pc cuz Ive probably got like 40 bitcoin miners installed without my knowledge 😔 its just so ass to have to resign in and reinstall everything

[wheat gust]

ciao

[strong mango]

cuz my pc runs really bad sometimes and sometimes good idrk

[worthy rampart]

un italiano in half sword, questa è una gemma

[strong mango]

its like bipolar or sum

[rapid pond]

A windows resert can refresh it tbh

Your call

[sinful kelp]

could be a failing ssd which would be upsetting..

resets can't hurt it's just annoying ya

[wheat gust]

sì

[floral vale]

can these revenants in abyss stop nibbling my fucking fingers 😭

[strong mango]

bro if my ssd is failing ima be mad cuz just replaced my ram stick that cooked itself :(

[wheat gust]

pc works when it feels like it lol

[floral vale]

they do not taste dat good

[graceful rapids]

Just download malware bytes and do a deep scan it will show u everything and then u can quarantine it

It's literally free

[quaint wind]

If you have bitcoin miners installed on your computer, that means that you have a rat, and when you have a rat, you need to repartition your computer

[graceful rapids]

It will take like 1-3 hrs depending on the stuff u have on ur pc

It's worth it @strong mango

[strong mango]

tbh with my luck I'd download a fake version thats mining more bitcoin 💀

[graceful rapids]

Lmao nah you can check it out it's gonna be the first link probably

[strong mango]

ive got bitdefender but lowkey its so ass, quarantines random ass stuff that isnt even bad

[quartz nimbus]

the reflections are insane

[graceful rapids]

You can verify if it's real or fake

[quaint wind]

This won't work if a rat got installed on his pc

Had it happen to me

[graceful rapids]

What rat

[quaint wind]

Shit was horrible

[strong mango]

what does repartition mean 😭

[quaint wind]

Remote Access Trojan

[strong mango]

oh

I doubt I got that

[graceful rapids]

Oh that's the first time I've heard that

What does it do

[strong mango]

my pc doesnt do any weird ass stuff randomly it mostly just runs like ass sometimes and sometimes runs really good

[quaint wind]

Essentially resetting your entire PC, you need a external drive to do that so nothing gets deleted

[strong mango]

I dont really got anything important other than my school stuff but I'd need to wait until like the december holidays or something cuz otherwise somethings gonna break and ima mess up my schooling ;-;

[floral vale]

this guy pcs

[quaint wind]

It's a program that you install unknowingly and it makes a new user on your PC, giving whoever gave you the rat or whoever you installed it from complete and total access to your PC

[graceful rapids]

I think you'd notice something like that. Sounds kinda like providing access by using any desk.

[quaint wind]

Still though, if you decide to repartition, it will only be an extra step to plug in a data drive and ensure everything you have is saved

[strong mango]

is that why sometimes my pc says I need administrator permissions when I try delete a file depending on what it is (tbh I might just be a dumbass and needed to open file explorer with admin perms but I had to go into like safe mode to delete a file once)

[strong mango]

wouldnt that let the rat get onto the drive though kinda defeating the point

[quaint wind]

It's not the same as using any desk because it makes an entirely new user. It gives that person complete and total control over your PC, they are basically you then

[graceful rapids]

Okay but wouldn't we notice that stuff tho

[sinful kelp]

they're incredibly hard to notice, a step even further would be resetting your network passwords too to be sure, they're nasty

it's not just your pc they have access to typically

[graceful rapids]

Well my accounts would be like doin weird sh so I'd know right?

Or is the dude just gonna sit around and watch me play games 😭

[viscid junco]

can i take armor off of dudes i chop up?

[strong mango]

ruh roh 😭

[quaint wind]

Nope, you would need to use a shell or command prompt command to see how many users are on your PC because at that point, Windows defender wouldn't work because it's just a whole new user, not malware

[graceful rapids]

Lord

[sinful kelp]

idk depends on whoever or whatever you managed to get on your pc, i don't know that much but personally I'd like to think they just watch you for fun too

[vital lodge]

If you've seen enough to suspect that you have someone remoting into your pc it's time to reset quite literally everything

[strong mango]

im cooked fr 😔

[quaint wind]

Not if the program you downloaded is deleted

[graceful rapids]

Ok does cmd actually work?

[quaint wind]

Yes, cmd always works

[vital lodge]

reformat the drivers, refresh the modem, etc, etc.

[graceful rapids]

What's the command I need to give it

I meant like does it actually find out the rat

Or can't the rat hide from it too

[quaint wind]

Type "net user" and press enter

[floral vale]

net user?

i think

[graceful rapids]

Oh thattttt

Okay

[quaint wind]

The Rat is just the malware you downloaded so the new user could be made

[blazing temple]

yep. sometimes if it splits up into two you need to pick up both because one of them wont actually get picked up (so you cant duplicate armour, go figure)

[quaint wind]

Once the new user is made, it's no longer malware

[graceful rapids]

And this like 100% finds out the new user? Like it can't hide?

[viscid junco]

if you suspect malware on your computer then its really important to get it removed immediately with a decent antivirus, bitdefender is a good option. however personally i would repartition with a fresh install of windows

[quaint wind]

I'm like 90% sure new users can't hide, and if they can, than you must have the Mossad and IDF gangstalking you and hacking you because you did something horrible. Normal people wouldn't have access to that type of software unless they made it

[strong mango]

tbh doubt I have a virus my pcs probably just cooked sometimes

[vital lodge]

If your entirely new to this stuff as well, WDAGU, default, and guest/admin accounts should be there, so you don't see one of those as an extra to be worried about

[graceful rapids]

Damn son 💔

[floral vale]

this is why linux is better, we are most advanced kernel of all time, only 1 virus on the planet /s

https://tenor.com/view/linux-linux-user-yeah-i-use-linux-i-use-linux-debian-gif-14180051658706950921

[vital lodge]

as well as your user name account

[graceful rapids]

Okay thanks for the information Jake from statefarm

[sinful kelp]

that's what i was saying, you could try testing your read and write speeds to see if it's your ssd first

[viscid junco]

my pc was infected with an infostealer last year and it was a battle making sure i kept all of my emails, accounts etc from being lost. unplugged pc and internet, immediately closed sessions on all my accounts and reset the passwords firstly on emails and then the rest, and wiping my pc while deleting all my partitions

[quaint wind]

If you need admin permissions to delete some files that are explicitly yours, and your PC is not administered, than you have something wrong with it

[graceful rapids]

Learned something new today

[vital lodge]

Wouldn't surprise me in the least if Win11 started locking files down by accident.

[strong mango]

how does one do that 🤔

[sinful kelp]

task manager iirc if you want to check now, i haven't done it in a bit

if it's failing it'll either be abysmally low or fluctuating like you said it does

[viscid junco]

how i get the armor off and stuff?

[quaint wind]

Long story short, unless you are downloading shit from reallyyy unreliable sources or random people, you shouldn't need to worry about any Rat, because they are usually made to specifically target somebody and the person using it has bought it

[viscid junco]

he still wearing it

[strong mango]

I mean most of the time itll be some random ass file I installed while tryna mod a game and then usually it uninstalls sometimes I gotta go in safe mode and sometimes it just automatically gets quarantined I just needa stop being a dumbass ;-;

[blazing temple]

hold e and q when you grab him, make sure its on the body part that youre taking the clothing off of

if one piece of him wont give you armour try the other one

[quaint wind]

Bro you really do need to stop downloading stuff from mod sites like that without running it through a virtual machine first

Also please check ur pc for new users

[strong mango]

bro I wanted to use a virtual machine but they so complicated

[strong mango]

how?

[vital lodge]

Don't trust the workshop on steam entirely either, people have started picking up crap from there

[sinful kelp]

depends on the mod sites but also if you don't have adblock, triple check the link you're clicking on goes to the actual DOWNLOAD, and not a popup

[graceful rapids]

I downloaded rdr2, rdr1 and mafia definitive from nexus games and then found out some pop up ad stuff and had to remove it with malware bytes cause my browser would keep opening tabs by it self and then I also deleted said cracked games

[quaint wind]

At least check it through a file checker

[graceful rapids]

I atleast got to complete mafia definitive

[sinful kelp]

^ that is also a bare minimum if you're unsure

[viscid junco]

thanks

[strong mango]

Guest WDAGUtilityAccount WsiAccount what da helly is this 💀 (this might be from when I got my pc fixed but idk might be cooked too)

[quaint wind]

Go to command prompt and type "net user", check for any users that you don't recognize

[vital lodge]

WDAGU is supposed to be there

[floral vale]

jake from statefarm and german teaching computer safety and virus literacy

[vital lodge]

Guest and Admin are normal as well

[strong mango]

oh ok so im not cooked

[quaint wind]

This is fine

But do the "net user" prompt in comman prompt

Check for users that you don't recognize

[strong mango]

I did, only showed me user and the wdag user

[vital lodge]

WDAGU is literally part of the windows defender tools so yeah don't freak out about that one

[strong mango]

its cuz I installed avast or whatever its called

[quaint wind]

Yea you should be fine

[strong mango]

what ever that weird ass antivirus is that comes autoinstalled

[vital lodge]

Seeing an Admin account, and your own profile name as well is normal

[floral vale]

avast 💀

[quaint wind]

I downloaded Star Wars: The force unleashed from Nexus and almost got hit with a masquerader, PC caught it though

[graceful rapids]

Still do a malwarebytes scan and make sure to get the legitimate malwarebytes

[graceful rapids]

Wtf is a masquerader

[vital lodge]

running occasional offline scans with defender isn't a bad idea either

every now and then

[quaint wind]

It hides as files on your computer and takes info, hence the name

[strong mango]

bro avast is somehow still installed on my pc even after I uninstalled it and searched it in my pc apps and uninstalled it and quarinteened it with another antivirus 🙏

[quaint wind]

Not as bad as a Rat though

[floral vale]

shti is big bloatware bro

[strong mango]

its like a virus

[graceful rapids]

Gah damn son 💔

[vital lodge]

I remember the days of knowing nothing about PCs growing up and trying to install Avast and AVG at the same time

thinking it would just be double the protection!

[blazing temple]

Anti viruses if they had a medal for every time theyre the virus

[strong mango]

fr 😔

[quaint wind]

Yea it's just bloatware, not malware, I hated that shit bro

[fallen glacier]

what is the bottle Jester has? Liquor?

[graceful rapids]

I forgot but after doing a deep scan with malware bytes your also supposed to use another one of their cleaner software to clean out the leftover residue

[strong mango]

Bro I swear half the anti viruses are actually worse than any virus u gonna install 😭

[quaint wind]

Probably mead

[blazing temple]

also can yall move this conversation to general

[dapper forge]

how do i get more arrows outside the forest

[graceful rapids]

No thanks 💔

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/virginity-is-cool-remain-pure-virginity-is-cool-remain-pure-virginity-gif-24583172

[fallen glacier]

bolts spawn in Alley sometimes

[graceful rapids]

Mr goody shoes ✌️💔🕊️

[blazing temple]

cant, you only get one even with quivers, but if you really are struggling you can just grab arrows from the guy you shot

[vital lodge]

okay, fine, I'll just complain bitterly about how I can't play the game due to it assassinating AMDS drivers some more 🙁

[blazing temple]

Apologies good sire

i was not aware of that

oh wait im stupid

[fallen glacier]

there's a crossbow inventory icon as if we could holster it

[blazing temple]

sorry

[graceful rapids]

Wait we can't? I saw in some wip you can?

[quaint wind]

Yea mb, just had to make sure some people didn't have a rat

[graceful rapids]

I haven't been able to find one

[fallen glacier]

idk, I've tried doing it and can't

[blazing temple]

its fine, just remember to complain about performance and cry about early game balancing next time you talk in here

[graceful rapids]

Have you tried plugging it in and out?

[strong mango]

btw am I supposed to not use my pc while doing a deep scan cuz im doing a deep scan rn and my pc lagging 😔

[graceful rapids]

Turn it on and then off

💔

[fallen glacier]

?

[graceful rapids]

Was making a terrible joke 😔

[random chasm]

wut would be better? a regular type of regular sized mace? or a small casted mace?

[sinful kelp]

you don't

[quaint wind]

The game runs fine for me lol

[livid jay]

doing soldier tourney wish me luc

[nimble sleet]

yeah...i'll sit this one out

[strong mango]

dont what

[quaint wind]

Sure it's bumpy but it's still early access so

[random chasm]

goodluck! :D

[graceful rapids]

Don't use it unless you're watching something if ur watching a video it's fine

[floral vale]

i should lowk buy an amd gpu so i can move back to linux windows sucks rn

[quaint wind]

Badluck

[sinful kelp]

if you're doing a deep scan usually i just let it run or watch something ya

[graceful rapids]

Like chatting on discord while a scan is running is okay

[livid jay]

fuck you jake

[graceful rapids]

Watching anime while a scan is running is also okay

[blazing temple]

"man i hate doing tourneys they suck so much" stealing all the armour you can find, using pavises and stabbing people with crossbows:

[quaint wind]

I'm trying to jinx it brodie

[strong mango]

well i have like 6 hours left of school and it runs on zoom so uh is zoom fine ;-;

[graceful rapids]

I like the tourneys but they lag alot

[livid jay]

i lost

[sinful kelp]

wait for windows 12 when it's ran purely by ai

[quaint wind]

It didn't work

[graceful rapids]

Yeah it's fine just don't download stuff

[livid jay]

nah im kidding

im still going

[languid plover]

how does one put clothing and armor on

[quaint wind]

Ok

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-scared-holding-breath-terrified-gif-5049853410287167077

[blazing temple]

not really for me, its just the moment i pop someones skull and their hair gets rendered is when the game starts lagging

[graceful rapids]

Hold the grab button

[graceful rapids]

Same the blood and gore fucks it up

[languid plover]

thx

[strong mango]

so no free robux generator 😭 (im just kidding I only did that once like 8 years ago on a different pc and realized half way through it was a scam and didnt get a virus :D)

[graceful rapids]

Lmao

💔

[sinful kelp]

holy fucking relatable that's awesome

[blazing temple]

i did that once
and also tried to get free cracked hacking clients............ (i 100% got a virus, thank god i got a new pc after that)

[hollow yarrow]

went back to demo
tried ultimate challenge
holy SHIT I forgot how garbage this design was (UC, not demo as a whole)
I am once again thankful for the overly easy EA

[craggy walrus]

what's the over-armor clothing/cloak called?

havent seen it in store once

[floral vale]

i've probably tried to get my mom to enter scam shit so many times bro

[blazing temple]

tabard

[strong mango]

tbh ive probably installed so many viruses tryna get mods for rdr2 💔

[quaint wind]

How I got hit with the rat is that one of my long term friends on discord sent me a nitro mine link and infected my shit

[random chasm]

ohhh that da difference with casted mace

casted mace actually cuts o_o

[strong mango]

"Mom wats a sosial security numba" 🥀

[graceful rapids]

For mods always go to nexus mods

[strong mango]

Rip 😔

[strong mango]

bro nexus mods makes me enter my password all the time and I keep forgetting it

[graceful rapids]

Don't forget it 👍😊

[floral vale]

facebook marketplace is fucking insane dude this guy is selling his laptop 5070 pc for 3.5k 💔

[graceful rapids]

💔

[graceful rapids]

Wtf

[quaint wind]

Tbh I don't think it was a rat because he was threatening to call the cops on me and tell that I have a bomb unless I gave up my account, but if it was really a rat he would have just taken it lmao

[graceful rapids]

Scam probably

[winter storm]

Damn it i was gonna use those as my peasant beater

[neon shoal]

Hello warriors

[strong mango]

gng almost got swatted

[graceful rapids]

Bafoon

[neon shoal]

How is your everything?

[quartz nimbus]

I love yanking the weapons out of their hands

[random chasm]

well it also beats. but uhhh, it beats a bit too well in myopinion

[winter storm]

[vital lodge]

I need to stop looking at peoples gameplay until they can patch the amd crap. I want to play so badly :P.

[winter storm]

Non lethal peasant beater i mean 🥀

[neon shoal]

And you will!

[hollow yarrow]

it'S playable on amd

isnt the only amd thing blood splatter?

is there also worse performance?

[vital lodge]

I can go all of 6 battles before it hard locks the entire machine due to killing AMD's drivers.

[slow needle]

My games lowkey broken can someone try to help?

[vital lodge]

saw quite a few people talking about this as well

[hollow yarrow]

I can play for 12h straight

[vital lodge]

immediate fatal errors on my end

[strong mango]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-thomas-mcgregor-domhnall-gleeson-peter-rabbit2-the-runaway-gif-20962823

[hollow yarrow]

ive had exactly one fatal error so far

[slow needle]

!!!

[strong mango]

(I also played for 10 hours straight yesterday)

[sinful kelp]

warrior cats reference

[hollow yarrow]

I mean it sucks that its a thing just saying it isnt all amd

[strong mango]

what broken

[slow iris]

what a coincidence, literally right now just got my first one

[vital lodge]

When AMD runs into the issue it's usually more UE5's fault then AMD itself,

[random chasm]

whats the button that brings up the wheel of weapons? i need to use it cause my character is being stubborn

[livid jay]

LETS FUCKING GO

VTEREAN

VETERAN

[strong mango]

erm achually its than 🤓

[quaint wind]

I have a 7900 AMD, tha game runs pretty well on it

[slow needle]

NVM I found out what happened but ty 😭

i had no money and was wondering why i couldnt fight

mb

[vital lodge]

running a 9070XT

[sinful kelp]

keybind? should be R

[strong mango]

rip

[random chasm]

k thx

[hollow yarrow]

I got it when I was murdering someone after taking off their helmet in the halls buhurt (bro downed my buddy)
I think bro just had long hair lmao

[quaint wind]

Is that better than a 7900?

I'm going to guess so

[vital lodge]

current flagship GPU for amd

[quartz nimbus]

game looks pretty damn good

[strong mango]

I dont understand amd gpu names, like nvidia gpu names make sense but amd is just like 4 random ass numbers and then like XT or something

[floral vale]

should i downgrade to rx 580 from 1660 super for linux 🤔🤔🤔

[round wyvern]

god i wish splitscreen 1v1 had demo physics

[vital lodge]

my laptop is running an RTX 2060, maybe I should just go play it on there in potato mode :P.

[quiet bronze]

Is there any way to just do normal brawls outside the progression mode fights? Like with the fist play in the demo

[hollow yarrow]

what

[wheat gust]

is this a fair fight

[winged folio]

definitely

[hollow yarrow]

its literally the same thing just less thousands

[strong mango]

tahw

[quaint wind]

Looks fair to me

[winter storm]

I lowk wish we could pay the abyss man money to save dead mercenaries

[quaint wind]

They need to add this mechanic to the game lowkey

[hollow yarrow]

that would be cool

[vital lodge]

and I swear I only have ever had issues with this card on stuff running UE5, I know it's actually a great engine, but I'm starting to hate it :P.

[hollow yarrow]

like, 2k would be a good price

maybe 1k

[strong mango]

no but like how am I meant to know if something is better or worse cuz like with nvidia u can be like 50 series gpu prob better than 20 series yk but amd is confusion

[floral vale]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-typing-shit-bro-just-typing-shit-gif-18336060238854257551

[wheat gust]

lol

[sinful kelp]

nuhuh, i personally don't think linux is that much more worth it. if you don't mind the gpu drop maybe..

[hollow yarrow]

same with amd

[wheat gust]

i cant lie i wish the willie models were the same from the demo

[vital lodge]

higher number still generally means better card in AMD.

[wheat gust]

cuz like damn the enw ones look ugly

[strong mango]

idk maybe im just stupid

[wheat gust]

they definitely are ending their bloodlines

[strong mango]

Nvidia gpus just made more sense to me

[quiet bronze]

?

[wheat gust]

like i'd rather it be like htat one emoji of willie with long blond hair

[winter storm]

Id say it should scale with their base employment price + 10 for every kill they have

[tardy owl]

why isnt there a setting to turn off hair tho

[vital lodge]

if I find out my constant crashes are due to willies hair that's...actually going to be kind of impressive

[gleaming lodge]

Is the optimisation good rn?

[lament ember]

no but its playable

[tardy owl]

or to like lower its rendering and make it a stiff object idk

[quiet bronze]

Yeah

[tardy owl]

imagine hair was just an accessory you couldn't take off

[hollow yarrow]

+base employment fee for every kill they have

[severe raven]

does retiring do anything?

[winter storm]

Carbon fiber hair grafts for everyone in frankenburg

[winter storm]

Its a way to create a new character without dying

[strong mango]

is this amount of files normal im prob gonna have like 1 mil+ files is that bad