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[main hornet]

was this posted by the fucking ||BARON|| 💔

[gritty salmon]

what

[snow gulch]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Drodian-wow-eyes-looking-MUQic4VANrAMf0FjVd

[gritty salmon]

??

[tall dagger]

i wear helmet. i immedietly get knocked out by the slightest hit.

[remote crypt]

true

[west gyro]

i mean like

[remote crypt]

cheaper to heal with a helmet on

[west gyro]

the alternative is dying

[crimson compass]

The Jester REALLY wants to see me fuck up some peasants

[gritty salmon]

you probably would have gotten your head smashed in

[gritty salmon]

scroll down

😭

[remote crypt]

same king

[tall dagger]

nah. i swear the helmets are just debilitating as fuck

[crimson compass]

Nah I know but still funny the first 3 are all beggar/peasant rank lol

[gritty salmon]

"nah"

why are we lying here

[tall dagger]

lying is a wild term to use but aight

[gritty salmon]

why would wearing a helmet be worse then instantly dying or just getting knocked out instnatly

[lament ember]

the game has quite a few problems but i promise helmets making you more susceptible to damage is not one of them

[gritty salmon]

it isnt a wild term to use

[gritty salmon]

maybe the opposite

[crimson compass]

Fine Jester, I'll beat the shit out of some poor people in a pile of shit while butt ass naked, why not?

[tall dagger]

IM ALREADY GETTING KNOCKED OUT INSTANTLY? WHAT IS UR POINT? LOL

[lament ember]

losing is better than dying

[dusk grail]

I'd rather be knocked down than dead

[gritty salmon]

are you stupid you dont get knocked out instantly in this game anymore unless you get hit while on the ground

[crimson compass]

Y'all think I'm playing

[gritty salmon]

you can actually hold W and if you dont get murked

or S

[tall dagger]

watch your fucking mouth with the insults

[main hornet]

does anybody know why my character constantly switches from 83 kg to 71 kg

[gritty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-nonsense-gif-9409388923672221731

[graceful owl]

what are you gonna do about it lol

[tall dagger]

if you cant speak respectfully then dont fucking talk. that simple

[crimson compass]

Visual bug i think happens to me too. If you go out of inventory and back it resets to the real weight

[feral moon]

kiss already smh

[main hornet]

mk ill try it
stayed at 83

[gritty salmon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1421881369478565918/1443983751842496582/squidward_burger_ad.gif

what is bro yapping about

[random chasm]

i just lost a battle cause my character tripped over a basket and their head exploded ;-;

[merry dragon]

tuff

[gritty salmon]

im calling you stupid because you somehow believe that helmets are debatiliating because you are bad at the game

[lament ember]

going into the abyss is terrifying, not because of the zombies, but because of the chance my guy brutally maims himself trying to get out of the casket

[merry dragon]

EXACTLYYYY

[crimson compass]

Menacing Aura

[merry dragon]

then if i drop my fuckin weapon and dont pick it up in time i get swarmed

[main hornet]

ragebait

[merry dragon]

that is aura

[tall dagger]

lol. i picked up a spear once and it sent me flying across the abyss and knocked me out. shits terrifying

[random chasm]

i hope they fix physic problems like that soon. ive lost too many battles to jank

[gritty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-rage-bait-baited-rage-baited-angry-dog-gif-2047466162835898859

also i killed the baron and he didnt show up in the abyss

why is that

[random chasm]

didnt have a soul. sold it for the golden armor

[merry dragon]

he respected you and didnt come back ig

[meager sorrel]

The baron has no soul

[icy trellis]

yo lowkey why cant i wear pauldrons

[upper urchin]

main abyss issue gotta be the stuck foot bro

theres no way

[gritty salmon]

i was doing it on purpose

[west gyro]

YES

[gritty salmon]

i was trying to see if i could

[upper urchin]

i keep phasing through

[gritty salmon]

rob the baron in the abyss

for full armor set

is that possible

[cyan cloud]

You need an arming doublet without chains

[meager sorrel]

get a arming doublet

remove the chains

[icy trellis]

makes sense

[feral moon]

i wish we had a counter for how many times that has been asked lol

[severe ice]

I am becoming a cellar butthurt... In short... A basement degen

[gritty salmon]

because its so unintutitive

[meager sorrel]

we need to include the thing about the pauldrons in an FAQ page or something cause god dam

[feral moon]

yeah the game could say you need to wear that

[gritty salmon]

like the chains thing

MKAES SENSE

but then you have to wear a specific shirt

i thought it was rank locked

for a while

before reading the discord

i originally had a jack

[meager sorrel]

when u try to equip it there should be a pop up or something

[fallen glacier]

it's in pins but people really don't check them it seems

[feral moon]

I knew I had to wear one because i played with the hs enhancer and loadout mods for the demo lul

[ashen harbor]

Yeah the jack is an alternative armored shirt

[prisma bluff]

i got all the way to knight before i realized it wasn't tied to rank

[main hornet]

"you're too POOR to put on a bevor "

[ashen harbor]

You can get full plate by like soldier

[crimson compass]

I slipped in shit on a slums riot now they jumping my ass 🥀

[magic monolith]

Jeuss christ bro

[ashen harbor]

I wish the tabards clipped less

[maiden wyvern]

hey so why is there a ufo outside alleys

jus saw it

[opaque ermine]

What do you even buy after lord rank? A golden poleaxe?

[crimson compass]

The Half Sword is REAAAAAALLLLLL

[slow sable]

doubles is a scam

[meager sorrel]

whys your cheeks out

[feral moon]

lower

[gritty salmon]

willie backshot simulator

[west gyro]

i had that happen to me too

[merry dragon]

they should add mega knight armor

[meager sorrel]

Let me see willie

[west gyro]

i think if u equip certain clothes or armor and enter a brawl willie just spawns naked

[crimson compass]

If you steal the Drunkard's pants and wear them for Brawls for some reason they are invisible so you get buttcheeks lol

[barren ivy]

I just realized that longswords are lowkey ass rn due to the improper grip

[tall dagger]

4 pieced

[meager sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-sonic-gif-16480151311255377524

[feral moon]

i showed u my willie pls respond

[floral gorge]

is there a way to increase ur muscles in free play other than grinding

[meager sorrel]

how do u increase muscles actually i could never figure it out

[barren ivy]

I hope they never patch this one

[barren ivy]

Burn your stamina

[tall dagger]

hover over your weight in your stash. it tells you

[gritty salmon]

ohhh

[magic monolith]

Wtf bro 😭

[gritty salmon]

banban

[tall dagger]

can modify your game save

[gritty salmon]

ban him

[barren ivy]

What's y'all's favorite way to kill your opponent using the environment? Mine is destroying beehives in Forest

[upper urchin]

u can do that?

damn son

[crimson compass]

Just for you Imma delete my bug report thread

[barren ivy]

Hell yeahh

[barren ivy]

Yup, that's what I do on riots

I find a beehive, wait for everyone to come close to me, then grab the beehive so it falls down, then run away so they don't attack me

[torpid wraith]

Does anyone's game have really dark lighting like you can barely see anything

[barren ivy]

Yup

[random chasm]

i just nearly died in the abyss cause my dumbass of a soldier couldnt get out of the coffin

next time im just paying off the souls. it isnt worth it

[upper urchin]

only worth it if u got like 10

its fine then

n fun

[barren ivy]

Especially at Alley Night, I sometimes need to pause using camera mode to brighten up the place for a bit so I can see where my opponent is

[barren ivy]

I got 124, is it worth it?

[pulsar wharf]

I had a run with my best Character yet called Mr. Manfred and I survived a 108 zombie Abyss and only died because the next time a Zombie pulled cheap move, bit my neck and which he triped on my body and side from falling neck first

[upper urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[main hornet]

WYM RETRIBUTION

WHO IS THE ONE DOING THE RETRIBUTION??

[upper urchin]

fuck him up bro

[pulsar wharf]

You will lose all Aura if you lose

[waxen compass]

You ambushed him when he just got done taking a bath

[barren ivy]

I think the trader is the one doing the retribution

Bro stole all his gear or smth

[waxen compass]

Break his skull

[upper urchin]

no matter what i always chop them up at retri

[upper urchin]

genuienly

[waxen compass]

I take out my casted mace and maul them

[main hornet]

officer he walked RIGHT into my beak!

[crimson compass]

Yeah if they sent me to the abyss I'm killing their ass

[waxen compass]

Sent a guy to hell, he came back and killed me

[runic trout]

has anyone else had it where they get tapped and just instantly lose?

like i can even see my character stands back up again when the game over screen is overlayed

[waxen compass]

He looks like one

[mighty lichen]

Me when first blood:

[errant ivy]

can i unsheathe the baron's sword and take it?

[runic trout]

yeah i just had that but i legit cut a dudes head off and didnt win?

makes no sense

[random chasm]

ik nothing about how cops look in other continents but something with that picture looks off to me

[waxen compass]

Knockdown stipulation

[runic trout]

whats that

[gritty salmon]

was it a duel

[runic trout]

idk

it was yard doubles

[waxen compass]

Early access?..

[gritty salmon]

thats probably why

[runic trout]

but i drew first blood on one of them

his head came off and i didnt get the win

[zinc kiln]

can i take the kings armor ive been trying for like 10 minutes now

[runic trout]

then he tapped my knee in full plate and i lost

[hardy urchin]

was the match a first blood?

[gritty salmon]

you cut the other dudes heads off and bled right afterwards

[gritty salmon]

you get a piece afterwards

[zinc kiln]

so i cant get all of it

[gritty salmon]

you keep getting pieces

[zinc kiln]

awh man

[runic trout]

but there was a solid 5 seconds after i killed him

[gritty salmon]

No

[runic trout]

i should have won

[gritty salmon]

you keep getting pieces

you go back to the lord rnak

[zinc kiln]

😞

[gritty salmon]

with a bit of progress

so you have to do the lourd tourney many times

[modest estuary]

https://youtube.com/shorts/wdV1plWMWf4?si=knm899nZjuqYkxc8 we need these armor mods

[gritty salmon]

to get all the pieces

but you can take the weapons

mainly go after the baron sword and baron poleaxe

[random chasm]

why is the car parked on a walkway? and why is the badge somewhat readable but the sign in the background isnt at all?

[gritty salmon]

which you can get by having him drop the poleaxe

and then

equipping the sword

[still brook]

Any way to stop crashing on amd cards? Running 9070xt and I'm crashing every 10 minutes or so with the latest drivers

[crimson compass]

Got back up, managed to grab my hammer then put in the work.

[gritty salmon]

i dont like the fact you dont have a cuirass

it makes me angry

i think you get riots at knight tier or lord tier

so this makes me ANGRY

[crimson compass]

I do but it only covers the front lol

[gritty salmon]

you have a BREASTPLATE

[crimson compass]

I'm only vet rank

[gritty salmon]

GRAAA

oh

you get riots that early?

[crimson compass]

Yep

[hardy urchin]

you can get a cuirass that covers the back

[gritty salmon]

damn

[tranquil needle]

how many pieces of armor does the baron have

[gritty salmon]

is that why tis so unbalanced

[gritty salmon]

as many as you do fully equipped with armet except no tabard

and ignore clothing

[crimson compass]

That's why I keep the Pavise shield over my back because it's squishy for now

[gritty salmon]

keep it anyway its so good even with cuirass

[tranquil needle]

alr so 11

[barren ivy]

How does this happen to y'all?

I mean my device is pretty bad to the point where I'd lag on Medium settings Demo

Yet I haven't crashed yet on Low settings EA

[iron coyote]

I'm on soldier and got riots

I think soldier is the earliest

[still brook]

i have no clue, my friend with a weaker computer runs it just fine but he has an Nvidia card so maybe thats why

[crimson compass]

Literally right after this round one showed up at the traders for 240

[barren ivy]

Oh yeah maybe, I think I have that too(I don't know much about specs but I can remember my laptop having an Nvidia sticker)

[crimson compass]

There we go.

[plain brook]

PRECIOUS EAGLE-CACTUS FRUIT PRECIOUS WATER NOURISH

[still brook]

most likely, i just crashed again so i think maybe thats enough for today :(

[crimson compass]

I could cover that last bit of exposed skin at the mouth but it muffles me taunting the enemies so I keep it uncovered

[worldly schooner]

if this game ever gets VR it will be peak

and no blade and sorcery isn't the same, I love blade and sorcery but the combat physics and armor system isn't even close to this game]

[crimson compass]

Damn isnt this post like a year old how did you even find this

May 2025 lol

[plain brook]

sorry

its a mood

[plain brook]

no pc on earth wll be able to get a consistent 90fps with 2x 4k rendering

[solemn parcel]

bro how tf

[astral bay]

That's why you get 2 PCs duh

[solemn parcel]

my characters are weaker than a trainwreck

[plain brook]

one for each eye lol

[crimson compass]

I'm only Veteran too, not even Man at Arms yet

[worldly schooner]

when the game is more optimized I'm sure low settings 72hz would work fine, most people can't even run VR in 4k anyways

[astral bay]

The ideal gamer setup

[plain brook]

the game will never be that optimised and 4k and 90hzs are the standard nowadays

[glossy mulch]

how can you tell when your muscles are fully developed? i have half baron armor and my shitass willie keeps falling over

[worldly schooner]

if someone makes a mod then the 'standard' doesn't matter also 4k screens are the standard, that doesn't mean every game has to be ran at max resolution

[crimson compass]

I dont think you can tell for the legs. For normal strength if it says 93 kg and the progress bar is maxxed out then that's maximum

[plain brook]

any optimisation differences will be subtle at best 10 - 15 fps improvments

[worldly schooner]

I usually run steamvr games at 65% render resolution

[plain brook]

ur setup must be pretty dated then

which isnt bad

[carmine wasp]

why cant i equip cuisses the armor for the legs the thing is red on the side where all the armor shoes and also the shoulders is like covered i cant equip nothing there either its also red

[worldly schooner]

mmmm I doubt it with how badly slums was optimized, I'm sure there are other things they could improve largely on

[plain brook]

but its not the standard

[glossy mulch]

i thought the weight was what you had equipped lmao. they really have to explain this shit in game its really annoying to figure out

[plain brook]

oh sure bugged perfromance can be greatly fixed i am talking general performance tho

[carmine wasp]

can someone lmk pls 🙏

[stable plover]

What do you guys recommend for an end game weapon? I've just killed the baron for the first time and now I'm realizing that I'm going to have to get very good at killing him if I want his stuff

[crimson compass]

Yeah me too at first but yeah it's your actual character body weight

[worldly schooner]

4060 isn't very dated, it's just weaker among Nvidia cards, I can run at 100% on most VR games, but I don't think the visuals are worth more stutters and choppiness

[glossy mulch]

you need to be wearing an arming doublet

[plain brook]

baron beak

[carmine wasp]

i am

[stable plover]

Is that his stick thing that kills me?

[plain brook]

my 2080ti is about as strong for comparison of how weak that is

[carmine wasp]

I am not

myf

[plain brook]

yep

[carmine wasp]

appreciate it

[glossy mulch]

baron beak or warstaff is really the only good endgame weapons

[stable plover]

If I steal it from him when I kill him do I keep it?

[worldly schooner]

if blade and sorcery had proper active ragdolls, it'd be fine

[glossy mulch]

warstaff stays op even after the demo lmao

[carmine wasp]

I put one on its still red and wont go on

the shoudlers shits went on tho

not the cuisses the leg armor

[worldly schooner]

I don't think either is weak, when you say dated I assume you mean old, not lower end hardware

[plain brook]

half sword is so much more advanced than blade and sourcery and its not the ragdolls that kill performance but the gore and generlly poorly wrriten indie code

[stable plover]

For me, to put on the knee pad things I needed to remove the pants first. If you're trying to wear any other leg armor, remove the knee pad things

[plain brook]

sub standard is more accurate but yeah, neither are running vr in intended levels which is my point

[worldly schooner]

the only reason I want a VR mod at some point is the active ragdolls, blade and sorcery npcs are way to forced into animation

[glossy mulch]

theres a doublet and an arming doublet. make sure you have the right one on

also if youre wearing the knee guards (idk what theyre called) you gotta take them off

[carmine wasp]

Oh so its either the leg things or the knee gaurds

[plain brook]

well better hope someone likes half sword and make a game that can actually run in VR, i dont disagree id love vr half sword but the indie team just dont got the juice to optimise their code and systems to VR quality at least not for current day hardware

[carmine wasp]

cant have both ?

[glossy mulch]

yup

[carmine wasp]

alr i see

[glossy mulch]

you dont need the knee guards though if you have cuisses and the shin guards

[final venture]

Cuisses and Greaves cover your whole leg

[minor breach]

are you able to take off pieces of armor from enemies?

[final venture]

yes

[severe ice]

damn man I am accruing negative karma like nothing.

[glossy mulch]

greaves thats the one

[carmine wasp]

alright

[minor breach]

how? \

[mighty lichen]

Grab their limb and hold E or Q.

[carmine wasp]

Imma just have to get greaves for now i got cuisses only

[worldly schooner]

both are perfectly useable for VR, compromises just need to be made sometimes

[glossy mulch]

grab the armor you want and hold the grab key whilst you have it in your hand

[final venture]

If you grab the enemy and then hold the button for what ever hand is on that armor piece, or clothes, you strip it

[worldly schooner]

I used to play VR on a 1650 laptop, it was horrible, but it functioned at the very least lol

[final venture]

You can't do it against the Baron, but you get his armor for killing him over and over. One piece each time.

[plain brook]

yeah but sub standard is my point the standard is 4k and 90hz and neither are possible at ALL and would be the thing they would target

[minor breach]

what about for breastplates?

[final venture]

Grab their back imo, I flip them over so it's easier to grab

[minor breach]

im tryna steal it off a better armed enemy

alright ill try that, thanks

[final venture]

No problem!

[glossy mulch]

can you build muscle in the training mode

[final venture]

Sometimes it takes a couple of tries, as if there is a resist chance for the enemy, it's funny watching me pull on them until it comes off

I have never actively trained muscle, I just kinda got it over time, is there a way to know if you have max?

[worldly schooner]

can you break people over your knee yet?

[final venture]

Honestly. I never tried that, now I'm tempted, but I need to figure out how to lift them high enough first

[carmine wasp]

Is there a way to put it on you in the match

[glossy mulch]

good luck

[carmine wasp]

i got half gauntlets i just took some full oens off someone and i wanna take mines off and put these on

[final venture]

Once you hold the armor piece, just hold the button for whatever hand it's in again

[carmine wasp]

ok bet

[carmine wasp]

also im pretty sure the max is the bar under your weight

[final venture]

Sometimes it may not go on you, if that happens, it's because you lack the required armor piece to put it on

And also if you ever want to take armor off in the match, press H

[final venture]

Ahhh okay

The leg sweep of doom and despair

[unkempt nest]

how can I get my game to save?

[dreamy lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[final venture]

It should auto-save

[gritty salmon]

get to 93kg

via wearing lots of armor

[unkempt nest]

I'm crashing and it wont save

[gritty salmon]

and then youj will see depending on your weight

if ur anything below 93kg u are not at max

if you are at 93kg you are at max muscle

[final venture]

I think a crash may affect the autosave feature then. I could be wrong but I have no idea.

[final venture]

Ah bet

[ornate gate]

it would be nice if they increased max weight

[carmine wasp]

broo i js tried to put on a different doublet and all my armor went flying off my body into nowhere 💔💔

[wraith haven]

it wasn't arming, or it had chains

[snow garnet]

Could someone help inform me on the Abyss "Something souls seek vengeance thing"? I do not know if I have to kill every one of them, or just incapacitate

[wraith haven]

kill

[snow garnet]

bruh, I gotta kill 36 people 😭

[unkempt nest]

I manually exited and it still didn't save

[wraith haven]

if you just hold the piece and then end the round you'll have it in your inventory

[unkempt nest]

36 zombies

[gritty salmon]

kill

[unkempt nest]

they slice real easy

[snow garnet]

36 Ghouls

[snow garnet]

Yeah, but I once lost a character because they bit through my visor

[quaint ingot]

well he can’t walk anymore

[final venture]

Hmmm. I heard some people had this issue but I haven't followed the situation that closely. You're playing progression right, just making sure

[unkempt nest]

Yes

[feral moon]

Man I break limbs so little now. The demo Willie's could take a beating.

[calm prawn]

please make the zombies in abyss kill you if they take off your leg.

[ornate gate]

the limb breaking sound needs to be brought back

it was so satisfying

[quaint ingot]

I lightly tap his leg

[wraith haven]

I broke lotsa knees in fist play in the demo. At least now I can kick them in the balls I guess

[final venture]

You could try deleting the save file? Located in.

AppData/Local/HalfSwordUE5/Saved/Save Games/GameProgress.sav

I'm not sure if that will fix anything but it could

[feral moon]

and disable steam could saving!!

[twilit frost]

What do we do after we beat the Baron and get his Set

[feral moon]

make stupidly op weapons

[solemn parcel]

are some enemies like fucking prime mike tyson like I hit this dude in the head 900 times and he still standing

[final venture]

It's also entirely possible that the steam cloud isn't saving your progress and is overwriting your progression

[ornate gate]

learn martial arts

[wraith haven]

take a break

[final venture]

You could optionally keep farming the Baron for 1000 phennings each

[gritty salmon]

truth nuke'

i created a overpowered double axe that can oneshot people similar to a flail and also like do poleaxe things

like poke them

or sweep them to the ground

[final venture]

Or make stupidly weak weapons. I made the smallest polearm with no pommel or head. It's just a 0.06kg stick

It took me 20+ minutes to kill a commoner who had a buckler and a mace.

[feral moon]

yeah i have three of those in different lengths for free play foolin. they actually take down knights if you're persistent and accurate

[ornate gate]

it would be funny if the crossbow bolts could be used like melee this way

[unkempt nest]

u can

[twilit frost]

I like running around with rondels like im Thorfinn

[final venture]

Lmao that's a great idea I need to do this

[feral moon]

i wish there was a quarterstaff with rounded metal ends or something

[final venture]

What if you bash someone in with the crossbow itself

[unkempt nest]

deleted the save files quit to menu, then exited out of the game, and progression mode still doesnt save 🙁

[ornate gate]

it works surprisingly well for a piece of wood

[final venture]

What about disabling cloud save on steam for that game? (If it's possible to disable for a specific game)

[severe ice]

is there any benefits to just having a back shield?

[final venture]

Understandable, it's like a really small staff, but bulkier

[hardy urchin]

yes

[final venture]

Well you can't be cut in the back

[hardy urchin]

become the turtle

[somber vine]

how do i leave this freemode camera thing i did

its not the camera

[feral moon]

sometimes it can also catch an overhead swing or delay a side swing from the front

the triangle shield especially is good on the back, but useful for frontal protection

[final venture]

Your back shield will protect against my Raven's Bite poleaxe though, you won't be hooked around the back and cut into that way.

[unkempt nest]

disabled steam cloud for HalfSword and I got a windows black screen of death error "critical process died"

🤦‍♂️

[final venture]

The hell 😭

[carmine wasp]

what do i need to remove in order to equip the vambrace ?

[calm prawn]

the small axes are fucking evil

[unkempt nest]

i think chains on ur doublet

[ornate gate]

does slow motion help you build muscle?

[solemn parcel]

does slow motion help you build muscle?

[hidden whale]

YOU NEED ARMING DOUBLET

[carmine wasp]

Yep u was right

preciate it

[carmine latch]

anyone else's game crash when they try progression mode

[bright geode]

Yeah then I have to get in my helicopter and take a long flight to my second mansion to try it on my better pc

[wary nebula]

can you steal the baron's sword if he never took it out?

[merry dragon]

can i fly in your helicopter

[bright geode]

No it exploded sorry it’s gone

[merry dragon]

damnit

something like that happened to me once

[atomic rivet]

will there be multiplayer in future updates?

[merry dragon]

idk

[modest estuary]

just killed abyss zombie baron, dude was a damn walnut to crack open

[feral moon]

maybe

big maybe

[merry dragon]

lol u cracked zombie

[vital lodge]

restart and set yourself challenges, "This time, I will only use maces" "This time I'll see how far I can get using nothing but my fist" etc.

[dreamy pelican]

Likely not, youll probably have to stick to steam remote play

But if it does gr8

I just dont see it running great tho

[vital lodge]

I don't have to worry about reaching end game any time soon since I have the misfortune of using AMD,. which means I hard lock my PC every 6 battles as the game ruthlessly murders the drivers

[dreamy pelican]

[onyx lagoon]

I tried this but I still get my game crashed 😭

[merry dragon]

hi

[covert crag]

Max strength fist fights are awesome

[sand sandal]

Seems like nobody has made any video guides on weapon forging yet, and I'm confused. If I click on the option to craft a pole arm and it has no head, its just a big stick no matter how I manipulate the head size or mass, or select different metals. If I try to craft a sword there is only one blade type available, the messer cutlass type blade. I can loot longswords in game or buy them from the trader, but cannot craft them. Wood types seem to be functioning but the I cannot add leather grips. I am currently Soldier rank. Someone pls help

[wary nebula]

do you see the yellow arrows above and below the weapon itself in the menu? click them

[onyx lagoon]

does someone knows how to fix the crashes of the game?

[merry dragon]

Hotel

[covert crag]

I switched to DX11 and they almost completely stopped

[sand sandal]

OMG I feel stupid now. Thanks for the help!

[civic schooner]

dx11 is made for older hardware, so if you are on that, then def do that.

[onyx lagoon]

I will try this

[covert crag]

I'm on a 5080 and 9800x3d 32gb ram and still stopped the crashes

[civic schooner]

especially cos the game is still pretty demanding

[sand sandal]

What's better for swords? More or less mass?

[civic schooner]

depends, more = heavy hitter, less = more control

remember, you can also test to find the sweet spot you like.

[sand sandal]

Ok I figured as much. Does grip mass affect anything?

[civic schooner]

just adds more weight to the grip, i just keep it aalways normal, i usally increase the size tho

[runic oxide]

beat the baron first try am i goated???

[minor breach]

how do you equip spaulders?

[runic oxide]

amogus

[covert crag]

gotta be wearing an arming doublet with the chains removed (go to the armourer)

[minor breach]

i see

[minor breach]

thats helpful

[minor breach]

thanks

[civic schooner]

guys we all need a plancion buff right?

[dusty salmon]

I just clawed my way out of a 100 zombie abyss!

it took me an hour lol

[runic oxide]

ikr

[merry dragon]

do you think that a keyboard

[onyx lagoon]

bro I love you, thanks

[wary nebula]

so very many decapitated zombies

[merry dragon]

yee yee

[covert crag]

It's okay <3

[runic oxide]

?

i dont understand

[merry dragon]

🤫

[dusty salmon]

all bludgeoned with my flail!

[merry dragon]

he listening

[languid wyvern]

is the lords tourney the last tourney?

[autumn zinc]

is there any way to reset all progress its kinda fcked that you cant

[runic oxide]

im so confused

[merry dragon]

ill protect you

[wary nebula]

half swording a giant longsword and you just decapitate them instantly one by one

[covert crag]

Delete your save from appdata turn off steam cloud

[runic oxide]

yea u gotta do it multiple times for each armour part

[languid wyvern]

ahhh

[dusty salmon]

ooo! good to know for next time!

[civic schooner]

they should make it so zombies keep fighting until their head is messed up, they're so weak

[runic oxide]

appreciate it

[lavish escarp]

are lighter versions of metal armor have the same amount of protection? like a 10kg breastplate vs a 9kg breastplate?

[runic oxide]

battle axe got me to beat the game in a week

battle axe is amazing

[minor breach]

for me the forest and slums still have terrible optimization sometimes

depends on the time of day

evening and day sometimes its like 4 frams

[feral moon]

nice

[minor breach]

everything else is like 40-60 fps

[minor breach]

ts looks a like a baloon sword 😭

[wary nebula]

they should make it so at higher numbers to kill, they no/less armor but all swarm u at once

[runic oxide]

i have a 3060 and it struggles on the slums map only when i look at the view

[runic oxide]

why

[heavy valve]

is there a way to play different maps in free play

[minor breach]

i have an rtx 2060 which should be able to run on low - medium graphics

[runic oxide]

i dont think so

its literally only choosing enemies and armour

[heavy valve]

i swear bro they made free play in like 5 minutes max

[runic oxide]

no cmonnnn

its good

[minor breach]

it does pretty well sometimes but for me its clear that the game needs more optimization

[runic oxide]

i loved the demo

[heavy valve]

the game is fire free play just has nothing

[merry dragon]

when i box a muh fuh they fall too easily

[dreamy ocean]

how does the muscle mechanic work again?

[winter storm]

I do wish we could atleast make weapons in freeplay

[runic oxide]

play the game and u gain muscle

[winter storm]

Burn stamina to build muscle, scales off of heavier items/weapons carried

I think

[runic oxide]

the more u fight the more muscle

[runic oxide]

yes

[dreamy ocean]

do i have to do it in fights or can I gain mucle in other game modes

[carmine wasp]

Do the brawls not pop up nm after u hit a certain rank

[runic oxide]

u can only gain mucle in progression mode chief

[carmine wasp]

i havent gotten one in a min i got strong now im trynna fight

[severe ice]

huh... sword is really strong if you use it like a saw

[runic oxide]

or spam ur weapon until ur screen is almost fully black

[winter storm]

Im unsure about that. But i think heavy weapons like poleaxes should build muscle fast, but i think burning stamina in general should work

[carmine wasp]

??

[dreamy ocean]

can you do it after you win a match

[winter storm]

Idk about training though

[runic oxide]

replied to the wrong guy

[runic oxide]

yea

[lament ember]

did you know you can bring mercenaries back into the match if they surrendered because i did not 😭

[runic oxide]

bro i dont trust mercenaries anymore

[dreamy ocean]

Also does it make my grip stronger my pollaxe keeps falling out my hands

[runic oxide]

yes

[winter storm]

That depends on muscle yes, but also weapon balance(?)

[runic oxide]

if ur just starting out play using the flail for a while

[lament ember]

if its falling out of your hands mid swing move your mouse slower

[runic oxide]

or hes too early game

[dreamy ocean]

i have never accounted for that, ive just tried to make it as big as possible

[dreamy ocean]

its after i hit something

[winter storm]

If its front/topheavy and gets caught on something it has a chance to fall out of your hands and trip you easier

[lament ember]

oh ya then you just need more muscle/a lighter weapon

[winter storm]

On the bright side light weapons are good for non-lethal activities

[runic oxide]

yo im gonna spit some ball knowledge

[carmine wasp]

are u able to choke ppl in the brawl

[dusty salmon]

soon as i got back from the abyss i beat the lord tournament once more to attain my baron set!

[dreamy ocean]

🥲

[hushed jay]

im sure its been asked before, but does anyone know what the colors on the weapons mean? Like orange, red, yellow

[runic oxide]

if ur almost unconcious click g and hold until its about half then let go spam this multiple times and ull be able to recover and get up without getting hit

[runic oxide]

its saved me so many times

[dreamy ocean]

i lowkey figured that out

[sand kestrel]

poor guy

the arrow of delayed immeasurable force:

[eager verge]

Hi if I insure a crossbow, will I always spawn with arrows?

If not how do I resupply aside from he chest in the forest

[runic oxide]

yes

[dreamy ocean]

3 dude hammering my skull wouldnt back off so i was just gonna quit so i held g for a bit and they stopped

[eager verge]

How many

[runic oxide]

only 1 arrow

[eager verge]

Yikes

I’ve just been stealing gear from the abyss and maps lmao

I got a chainmail chestplate from the abyss as a peasant

[runic oxide]

and if u miss ur cooked unless u got a holestered item or find the arrow and reload

[dusty salmon]

somertimes you get more than 1 arrow even though it only shows one in the quiver

[runic oxide]

thats smart i would have saved so much had i done that

[dusty salmon]

i got 3 reloads before the arrow disappeared once

[eager verge]

I always feel bad when one of my militia men dies

[eager verge]

It’s so good

Only for armor though

[winter storm]

There's a bolt quiver that spawns in forest sometimes that should usually have bolts in it

[dreamy ocean]

One more question, when i press f and i go into slow-mo does that gain muscle because it is technecly burning stamina

[winter storm]

Id assume so, unsure because I've never bothered to test it myself

[sand kestrel]

can you customize hair after you create ur character 🥀🥀

I want my willie to be bald

[covert crag]

good question I was thinkin that myself. I normally just spam some swings and kicks until I collapse after I win a fight and I got max muscle in like an hour

[sand kestrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1080603439119224872/1166198593942732930/SPOILER_togif.gif

[winter storm]

No his hair is grafted to his skull

[sand kestrel]

DAMN ITT

[dreamy ocean]

when do you know you hit max

[covert crag]

Willie's back is shredded af

[small glen]

How tall is willie even, 5'8?

[winter storm]

Baron pays for carbon fiber hair-health for every willy ❤️

[dreamy ocean]

if you are willing you can go into your files and change it

its not hard

[neon mauve]

hi, do yall recommend me buying the game?

[winter storm]

Yes

[feral moon]

absolutely

[dreamy ocean]

do you like doing caving peoples head in for hours

[neon mauve]

so it has more features than the demo i assume

i expect a lot of new features

[neon mauve]

haha yes

[sand kestrel]

if you loved the demo youll love ea even more

[dreamy ocean]

inventory, muscles, weapon creation, armor adjustment

[muted aspen]

to be clear, it's unfinished.

[dreamy ocean]

trading

[neon mauve]

in tiktok i saw some people say that the demo was better so thats why i was kinda confused

[muted aspen]

It's great, but there's plenty of people butthurt it's not very polished

[dawn parrot]

It kind of sucks in the beginning as the strength system is progressive. You start out as a malnourished street rat

[covert crag]

I kind of wish we could play free-plaay/abyss mode with max strength

[muted aspen]

it is much worse from a performance perspective

[dawn parrot]

But it is well worth the money and will only get better as the kinks are worked out

[winter storm]

Physics combat, gore, customization on weapons and armor, silly puysics, environmental hazards, allies, purgatory, and caste based ranks

[neon mauve]

oh ok then yeah i might buy it

seems convincing

[covert crag]

Game also looks really nice

[exotic niche]

van someone make like a tier picture thingie of like willie from his weakest to his strongest

so we can see

we can know if our willie is lowk getting shredded

that sounds

😥

[severe ice]

🤔 you can use the sword like a saw, I thought blocking was useless

[muted aspen]

to be clear, I'm pro "buy it" but people with unrealistic expectations get loud and annoying

[waxen compass]

Halfsword lagged so much because of dumbass windows that I got myself a Linux

[ornate gate]

the difference is huge

i dont have a picture though

[exotic niche]

"I thought blocking was useless" said the cheese string peasant after he went head in first to someone with an axe

[carmine wasp]

does mass correlete with your strength bar ?

[waxen compass]

Damn you large corporations you will never take my swords and shit away from me

[dawn parrot]

Im just trying to temper expectations as its different from the demo in the beginning and i think it irked alot of people.

[digital zephyr]

does anyone know why the slots for the spaulders are crossed out?

[exotic niche]

good question

[waxen compass]

They're the same thing

[severe ice]

who you calling peasant? I am soldier now

[waxen compass]

Show me your load out and I'll tell you immediately

[exotic niche]

im a man at arms

loool!!!

chuuud

[waxen compass]

I'm a lord. Quiet down

[severe ice]

:V

[soft osprey]

some slots are unlocked as you tier up @exotic niche

[exotic niche]

ahh

[waxen compass]

No they are NOT

[exotic niche]

makes sense

[formal sparrow]

was about to ask the exact same question

[exotic niche]

doesn't make sense

holdnon

[waxen compass]

DONT SPREAD MISINFORMATION!!!!

[exotic niche]

guys

GUYS

GUYS SROP

STOP

[mental kelp]

colonel misinfo

[digital zephyr]

js dmed you

[exotic niche]

i feel like a child in the middle of a divorce

someone tell me the truth

[covert crag]

I took some screenshots of max v what I'm assuming is min but I can't post pictures?

[dawn parrot]

Im a beggar. I stole some lords armor after hitting him in the head with a flail. They keep calling me Baron for some reason. Im scared to take off my helmet and its starting to smell in here

[soft osprey]

It’s the shirts

[waxen compass]

Vambraces and spauldrons require an arming doublet

[winter storm]

Are you wearing tunic or an unarmored jack

[soft osprey]

You need certain gear

And some blocks others

[waxen compass]

An arming doublet

[exotic niche]

#1468371111443042335 just send it here

[soft osprey]

You can’t wear harness with pauldrons, for example

[exotic niche]

I think its called the tunic

but even when I remove it

it still blocks it out

[sterile anchor]

Harness blocks it, chains on doublets/jacks block it too for some reason

[winter storm]

You need either a doublet/arming doublet or a jack

[exotic niche]

yea i wore it and it still blocked it out

[feral moon]

so arming sword alt stance is kinda better for doing slashes and parries I'm finally figuring out lols

[dawn parrot]

You cant have spauldurs wjth the metal plates on the arming tunic

[soft osprey]

The chains go up to the shoulders dont they?

[rain kindle]

Hey guys, when it says "x souls seek revenge" That just means those are the people we killed right??

So if we beat them by not killing them our soul gets auto saved if we die right?

[covert crag]

Dm

[winter storm]

Make sure your jack/doublet has no chains

[astral vessel]

Yup!

[exotic niche]

AHHH

THATS WHY

[sterile anchor]

yeah, I was thinking of pauldrons not spaulders my bad

[soft osprey]

Yeah, mercy is encouraged. Or blunt

[astral vessel]

Nothing merciful about a poleaxe heh

[winter storm]

Unless its a hammer

[neat jasper]

Moai you're a savage I hope you know this

Your insults are top tier

[astral vessel]

I still don't want want to get hit by one no matter how much armour I'm wearing

[exotic niche]

you guys know how everyone makes their willie like big as shit shredded with mods?

[feral moon]

nah even this the spike in the middle kills a lot for me

[exotic niche]

why not use the mods

[ornate gate]

does swinging things around in training/sparring give you muscle?

[soft osprey]

You can also go to the seer and pay off some souls, or go fight them in the abyss to whittle them down. Just be aware if you die doing that, you die for good

[ornate gate]

pinned messages

[exotic niche]

to make a super big, NOT shredded willie, like a really fat person

is that possible

like

[winter storm]

Warstaff is still the scariest weapon

[neat jasper]

I FOUND IT

[exotic niche]

Just a big willie

[neon mauve]

guys whats the keybind to kick?

[feral moon]

space

[waxen compass]

Because chains connect to the same nodes a vambrace or a spaulder would

[rain kindle]

also have y'all fixed the super low fps issue with the slums?

[winter storm]

Tap spacebar

[neon mauve]

thanks

[waxen compass]

They're tied on

[muted aspen]

wait until you get the baron's weapon

[soft osprey]

Im not a dev but the devs have started fixing it, it should be better already

[rain kindle]

it is! But when i look at the sun direction my gpu has a heart attack

[exotic niche]

anyone else agree that long swords are like

super op

mid game

like fuckton op

[sonic sentinel]

there's already mods being made it's been like a week 😭

[waxen compass]

They're really good

[exotic niche]

like for some odd reason I feel like a warrior with them

[waxen compass]

All over the game

[soft osprey]

The demo has also had mods for a long time

[exotic niche]

better then the demo even

[ornate gate]

its all fun and games until people get good armor

[exotic niche]

yea see

thats when the game gets like

[soft osprey]

Show me another game demo with mods lol

[exotic niche]

SUPER BORING

bc we already have this shitty new physics system

[waxen compass]

Even in late game you can choke/penetrate cracks in armor when halfsworing

[exotic niche]

so polearms

[sonic sentinel]

modders r working overtime

[exotic niche]

and like heavy atuff

is such a tire to deal with

[sonic sentinel]

im impressed

[waxen compass]

It's in the title of the game. Halfsword your sword

[exotic niche]

someone made a glock 17

you'd be suprised

[waxen compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1464350355688259769/ParryThis.gif

[exotic niche]

oh cool I can upload images now

[soft osprey]

And immediately brainrot

[exotic niche]

the children yearn

[waxen compass]

He acts like an actual cartoon

[exotic niche]

and he makes fucking millions

[waxen compass]

Especially when that thing falls on his head

[exotic niche]

and its not fair

why isn't it me

it should be me

[waxen compass]

You aren't funny

[steady cove]

Unarmed conbat

[waxen compass]

Or you're just not putting yourself out there

[exotic niche]

make a Willie like this

[sonic sentinel]

how do i pick up weapons that are sheathed by an enemy

[waxen compass]

Hardmode

[exotic niche]

but hes extremely good

[exotic niche]

I dont think you can

[waxen compass]

I don't think you can

[exotic niche]

hey

[waxen compass]

Boowomp

[exotic niche]

copier

[winter storm]

Can we have challenge runs where we play the game like this

[sonic sentinel]

tragic

[waxen compass]

Womp womp

[sonic sentinel]

no sowrd for me

[exotic niche]

unrelated, but can we talk about how fucking awesome this looks?

[steady cove]

Speaking of which, how come there are no black characters in half sword? Surely they existed in medieval europe?

[exotic niche]

uh

hm

maybe it'll exist later

like a skintone changer

Dominican willie

❤️‍🩹

[ornate gate]

i no black papi i dominican

[feral moon]

can u not

[winter storm]

Chat is the Baron racist or nah

[exotic niche]

why

[crimson compass]

fs

[exotic niche]

would the baron be a racist

I think he's literally only seen white people if you think about it

😭

[steady cove]

Historically yes.

[exotic niche]

oh

gulllp

[ornate gate]

white people can be surprisingly racist to each other

[crimson compass]

They had contact with the middle east in 1400s im pretty sure

[ornate gate]

italians werent seen as white back then

[winter storm]

Baron says no black people allowed 😈

[crimson compass]

Mfs in Europe are racist to people in the next over town. They will find a way

[exotic niche]

do barons just like start hitting dbz moves when they see a person not of their color

[ornate gate]

they pull out their stand

[exotic niche]

genuinely if skintones come out

i bet Money

[dreamy ocean]

where did you find this

[winter storm]

Lowk atleast 60% of the population was probably racist

[exotic niche]

that someone is gonna make a black guy, with blond long hair

[tardy owl]

also i know the drunk patron errand isn't broken but it still plays 2 soundtracks which is really weird

[exotic niche]

bet u money

[ornate gate]

black guy with long blond hair and blue eyes surely

[exotic niche]

sneakpeeks, a thread I believe so

[exotic niche]

I feel so close to you right now

[steady cove]

Irishmen meeting a British for the first time.

“So those were the dirty colored people I heard so much about?”

[winter storm]

Rotten barrel soundtrack on top

[exotic niche]

yakub in halfsword??

[waxen compass]

I think everyone is in the 1400s

They just don't know better

[dreamy ocean]

reddit?

[exotic niche]

unronically I was on slums and saw a guy with blond long hair and blue eyes

[waxen compass]

Bruh?

Are we deadass?

[exotic niche]

bro.

LOL

[ornate gate]

did you kill him

[waxen compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1464350355688259769/ParryThis.gif

[winter storm]

Now would it be safe to assume that the Baron is inbred

[exotic niche]

threw him off as the gods intended

[ornate gate]

willie went to detroit

[crimson compass]

It's ooooooooooold. That's from the playtest pretty sure. They have rebuilt the gore system since then

[exotic niche]

but

that gore looks fire

[opal ore]

Are you talking about medieval Europeans?

[exotic niche]

it looks like way better then the gore we have right now

[waxen compass]

Theory: Detroit was built on top of where Frankenburg was

[exotic niche]

like it looks like actual flesh and not meat sou0

soup

[opal ore]

They'd be more confused and scared of them.

[waxen compass]

99%

And the 1% were the nuns

[ornate gate]

you might be onto something

[exotic niche]

God forbid they start finding out slurs about them

[crimson compass]

Yeah I'm really hoping they revamp the gore. I want disembowlment

[opal ore]

You could go your entire life without seeing a black person or something.

[exotic niche]

instead of minnacle

it'd be way worse

[winter storm]

This started when I asked if the barons prob racist

[waxen compass]

Theory: 47 is actually a distant relative of Willie

[exotic niche]

Baron just imagine a person of their opposite color in front of them

motivates them

[steady cove]

I was thinking the same thing.

[exotic niche]

can't be

willie is like

[winter storm]

Willy 47

[exotic niche]

paper

you touch him with a knife and his head is hitting a 190

[severe ice]

how do I kill the dead with blunt weapons? It's doing nothing when armored

[exotic niche]

try harder

genuinely try harder

[ornate gate]

he kinda does

he wears red

and your mercenaries always wear green

[crimson compass]

just keep smashign their skull in itll get there eventually

[ornate gate]

the colors are opposites

[crimson compass]

Or the chest cavity

[exotic niche]

the jester being an enemy wouldve been a cool feature

[steady cove]

Pretty sure everyone would find themselves marrying eachother by accident.

[rustic pollen]

new gore physics?

[exotic niche]

no, supposedly old

[primal sail]

Is the new release worth it or similar to demo? Dollar price in my country is laughably high

[steady cove]

Who knows, even in the modern world one could find themselves marrying a very distant cousin.

[crimson compass]

100% that's why he's like 7 feet tall

[severe ice]

💀 it's balls I went and grab his sword, bent down and went ham

[exotic niche]

tb

tbh

its worth it

[rustic pollen]

Old? those look like its a sneak peek of the EA, i`d say its good lol

[winter storm]

[crimson compass]

Nah the forwarded message is dated 2024 lol. It's from the playtest BEFORE the demo

[primal sail]

What features or additions would you say are the most noticeably better

[rustic pollen]

didnt even realize he was dead on the first strike
@crimson compass DAMN?

[steady cove]

Half-Sword EA edition

Publisher: EA.

[manic void]

Gonna take on the baron with just the candleholder. Wish me luck, I'm in the final round.

[exotic niche]

graphics for sure, weapon details, map details, body details, functionalities, more personalized features, better customization

and I believe better bruising and gore

bruising more

[rustic pollen]

EA? Electronic Arts or?

[exotic niche]

games overall not bad

[wheat leaf]

candlestick unironically so good youll be fine

[exotic niche]

just a bit buggy at the moment is all

[primal sail]

Is there like a goal or progression system now or is it still just a gauntlet gamemode

[crimson compass]

bruising yes, gore probably not. also blood is bugged if you have an AMD card

[exotic niche]

yes theres a progressions

[primal sail]

Alr cool I'll buy it

[exotic niche]

you have to unlock and buy stuff

[rustic pollen]

yeah lol, not every game on release is perfect

[winter storm]

Progression system yeah

100% easier than the demo

[exotic niche]

gore needs a revamp

Willie's r meat soup

[steady cove]

Electronic arts Accountants

[manic void]

Update, I died

[exotic niche]

Just injected with blood and flesh

[primal sail]

Easier? Demo was already easy enough

[rustic pollen]

Makes sense

[exotic niche]

dont tell him lies

he's lying to you

[primal sail]

The only way to lose in gauntlet was the error 21 glitch

[exotic niche]

im gonna tell you this once

do not

and i mean

DO NOT

[tired comet]

can you kill people by choking? I've been choking this peasant for like 3 minutes and nothing

[exotic niche]

fight a champion

[wheat leaf]

oof, happens

[exotic niche]

if your a peasent

if you are a peasant avoid champions

you will get your shit rocked

[wheat leaf]

you can yes, i think its a bit spotty rn

[primal sail]

Oh so its like examina?

[winter storm]

If you are peasant fight a champion and beat their ass with the flail

[exotic niche]

JUST dont fight them unless you have a really long weapon

[crimson compass]

You can also brawl like this in Early Access

[exotic niche]

fire bro

[rain kindle]

how do i pay off souls

[exotic niche]

buttnaked brawling

[wheat leaf]

or a super short weapon that allows you win with a quick stab, like a dagger, knife, or shortsword

[rain kindle]

I can't seem to find the lady where I pay off souls in progression?"

[exotic niche]

risks you getting too close

[winter storm]

At night go to the abyss man and pay off said souls

[crimson compass]

she shows up at nighttime

[exotic niche]

wait until night

FUCK

[wheat leaf]

develops your brain functions for distance and timing

[rustic pollen]

aside from figthting buttnaked, theres a DAY AND NIGHT SYSTEM NOW?

[severe ice]

👀 I do double long swords and swing like crazy, usually kills

[crimson compass]

You also dont need to pay you can go fight them instead (beware if you die doing this you die fr fr and lose your strength)

[rain kindle]

DAMN A SOUL COST 10???

[crimson compass]

It lets you choose how many to fight each night

[exotic niche]

at the risk of the champion just straight up abolishing your cranium

recommation, don't kill them fully if they aren't dead

[wheat leaf]

theres a funny dichotomy where you can get super good with some wackass techniques, or get super good with real techniques, hardly any inbetween

[exotic niche]

had to fight 56 souls once

[rain kindle]

What happens if i play abyss even if i have no souls

[exotic niche]

it was

horrible

[crimson compass]

Yep! It is pretty cool but sometimes the lighting makes your computer catch on fire

[exotic niche]

You cant

you just

revive

since you didnt kill anyone, you technically are a good soul

and get revived

[winter storm]

You put them to rest by running the smoke with them

[exotic niche]

56 souls does something to a man

im telling yoi

[severe ice]

the rake can be amazing if someone masters hand swapping so that the sweet spot hits constantly

[feral moon]

Breaking kneecaps is better than skulls?

[glad reef]

im max progress for lord but i can't get into lord tourney?? am i doing something wrong?

[cursive folio]

this looks a lot better than what we have right now, wondering why they dropped it

[wheat leaf]

lemme let you in on a lil pro tip, when the champion puts both hands above his head for a straight down swing, thats the perfect time to step in, as if you time it right and get under his arms he physically cant drop the weapon down onto you, leaving everything below his arms wide open for a stab

this only works before armor though

then it gets risky

[winter storm]

If any of you want a tip as to avoid killing people

[exotic niche]

no the fact that it took me an hour to kill 56 people

[winter storm]

You can knock them down once and pin them with m1 and they'll auto surrender once they realize they cant get up

[wheat leaf]

i got a hot 127 souls waiting for me atm i wanna see how many ill accumulate before dying

[rapid pasture]

Half sword drunk errand pro tip: chop his head off or split him in half so you can carry him easier

[glad reef]

bro CANNOT be clinging onto his 1270 pfennings that hard

[crimson compass]

The real pro tip is to drop a weapon at the end of the alley and the drunk fuck walks there himself trying to steal it

[wheat leaf]

ive beat baron twice now in this run, id guesstimate im on day 100-115, but im completely dead broke cause i keep making new weapons

[upbeat whale]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-information-spreading-information-spreading-misinformation-saul-goodman-gif-26777086

[ornate gate]

do yall ever hit a willie with the strike of pure doom and destruction and his helmet flies off

[feral moon]

all the time

[glad reef]

question for getting into that

how do i get into lord tourney

i have the rank progress but it doesn't let me

[glad reef]

like wtf?

[wheat leaf]

oh weird, should be the once-per-day option like the rest of the tourneys

as far as im aware

[glad reef]

will NEVER be as beautiful as og willey

[rustic pollen]

Yikes, its already bad enough that i have to run the demo on medium since i have an intergrated amd, but this? yeah no, itll just make my pc explode, and probably increase ram prices.

[glad reef]

i had to sleep for some reason

i waited a few days before that but no

i have to SLEEP

lmao

[true zealot]

this isnt even the willie face model

[wheat leaf]

gotta be well rested :>

[glad reef]

exactly

im saying it's not as beautiful as og willy

[wheat leaf]

dont eva fight the gold dude if you aint got a good nights rest

[sly nova]

Can I get strength quickly if I just knock someone out, and instead of leaving, I just swing my sword or hands for a certain period of time?

[true zealot]

yes

[sly nova]

How long is a good time to do so?

[crimson compass]

INTEGRATED????? You're cooked no way you will run the EA sorry to break it to you

[winter storm]

I once had a retribution round a bit ago and instead of a kinda armored dude in the cellar it was a base naked willy in the yard

[leaden timber]

does the craft armor function not work or do i have the iq of a boiled turnip

[glad reef]

holy shit i had this bug too

[glad reef]

you buy it from trader and mod it at craft armor

[leaden timber]

boiled turnip iq it is, thank you kindly

[winter storm]

Works only on armor you already own, its less of a craft armor and more of a modify armor

[crimson compass]

2 bald men fighting, back to the basics ❤️‍🩹

[leaden timber]

i'm just incredibly cheeks at the game, i've been on peasant since i bought it

[covert crag]

https://tenor.com/view/hmusicruof4-rowley-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-rodrick-rules-gif-26773802

[crimson compass]

What weapon are you using? Also hold shift while you hit it helps swing your hips

[covert crag]

Embed fail..

[tight coyote]

Why can't i send pictures or videos?

[leaden timber]

i just crafted a messer but i've been using the ax

[crimson compass]

I already knew exactly which gif it would be off the link lol

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/hmusicruof4-rowley-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-rodrick-rules-gif-26773802

[odd briar]

game crashed in the middle of soldier tournet

yay

[wheat leaf]

did you load back in yet?

[tight coyote]

Do i need to be a certain level for sending videos and pictures?

[crimson compass]

Gotta post more to level up to level 2 i think

[wheat leaf]

usually it keeps progress when that happens

[odd briar]

oh it did yay

[tight coyote]

Ah damn... I wanted to ask a question and send a video 😂

[leaden timber]

yeah i cheesed the abyss a few times by alt f4ing out

[river sparrow]

this might make me a freak but i love this detail

[lavish escarp]

what do you have to do to wear cusisses

[tight coyote]

If you alt F4 the abyss you insta win? 👀

[crimson compass]

You might still be able to send it in #game-footage-🎮🎥 and then forward the link to it here

[leaden timber]

something like that 😭

[wheat leaf]

i had a glitch actually where my game crashed while fighting the baron, and i loaded back in, did the whole series of fights but the baron was replaced by a regular knight and I still got his armor

[tight coyote]

Hmm... good to know.... cheers 🤔 😂

[tight coyote]

Cheers ill try

[leaden timber]

is there a way to farm beefing up my dude? i feel like i get sneezed on and fall to the floor

[tight coyote]

Any better idea's how to get the chest from the cart on forrest? I saw a video that dragging the horse is the best way but... I think he was wrong 😂

As shown here... #game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[lapis matrix]

how do I restart progression

[manic void]

I did it! I beat Baron with no mercs, and only using the candlestick!

[winter storm]

Ensure you're wearing an unmodified doublet/jack (no chains), anything lower grade won't allow u to wear heavier armor