#halfsword-chat-⚔
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Like 10 each soul I think
its the truth and nothing but the truth!
1300
1300
Never mind then
damn their lives are cheap asl
doesnt tell u that though
Don’t know where I got that number from
can I take armor off of enemies on the map?
Perchance
I just killed someone wearing a helmet and hand armor, can I grab them off his body?
oh BIG WORDS coming out
grab body part, hold E/Q depending on what hand is holding the body part
Grab that part of their body and hold the hand key you’re holding it with (e/q)
yes, grab their body, hold the grab button, and wear it with holding it again
What's a bowl got to be hype for? Be fr
🗿🫲6 7🫱🍷
ha
I am not your "friend"

face has never been more straight
We’re all friends king
repent for your sins or spend eternity in a hell loop where you're ragdolled motionless on the ground while a willie is smacking you in the head with a flail calling you hedgeborn
are WE??
dont have to be just saying my friend
Yes 🥰
I get that, and it's totally fine, but I'm just saying while the maps are still arenas, just don't fully detail currently unexplorable areas. When you make them explorable, THEN you can detail it, only because people will actually go there in normal gameplay

I'm not your guy pal
r u a 3rd grader .. ?
niccce thanks dudes
😭
rookie numbers some dude came in here earlier and said he just finished clearing 140
I just fought my way out of 17 zombies
You sound like you're powered by ai, ngl.
I'm not your buddy, guy
dude thinks hyperbole is a big word come on now
holy shit
It ate my face off immediately
Oh of course. That’s also a reason as to why people think we got an old or semi unfinished build to what they have now (the devs).
funny guy
look at what you said- now i mean REALLY LOOK AT IT.
thank you
The abyss is so unsettling
this sentence makes perfect sense
abreviating his text doesnt mean anything
it's just an uncommon word
im at the point in the game where im just going to peasant duels with a longsword to purgatorymaxx so i can have something to do while im treasure hunting
its not. at all?
The cackle at the start is so tone setting
State at it long enough and it stares back. Or something like that
exaggeration
is that better?
extreme exaggeration
even
where have you EVER seen the word hyperbole used in a fucking conversation
Me when my bowls are hyper 🫛
I almost got decapitated by Zombie suprise attacks so many times
yesterday when i was having a discussion with my friend
they spawn so quick and attack
I’m not gonna lie, I hear it every day 🥹
normally comes up when i speak to other people
h o w.
it's 3 am on a school night why are u still instigating randoms in a discord server u just joined
They’re so loud and gurgly
Idk
have yall heard of dark and darker
time zones brotatocanth
use a poleaxe its easier
zombies arent hard after you insure the Glock 1546
i only acknowledge one time zone
It’s 7:30 for me. Still bright out too.
🤔
What does it mean when my weapons turn diff colors on the selection screen
sorry, MY BAD.
I killed 17 with a Halberd
satisfying
I’m still waiting for someone to mod the crossbow into an assault rifle
ive never played half sword is it good
cant say i have
I also think that they should definitely add more to the free mode, because from what I heard it's a lot more limited than in the demo
give it a week
is it better than tes 4 oblivion??
I hope
you're in heaven looking at hell pretty much
joking its good
why tf are you here then 😭
yea but when these things fall down they start biting at your feet
Guys I think Willie took a wrong turn
i wanted the server tag
very buggy
why am i just now seeing this AFTER EA drops? and how did someone manage to mod this in???
get opinions to see if he should buy the game
oh
or not
or jsut the server tag
I’ve lost all of my toes since launch
"This isn't the bathroom" headahh
an excuse to post the mordhau 1411 don't mind if i do
Yeah my legs were shredded by the end of that
wrong post to reply to fuck
Get the free demo on steam and play it for a couple hours, and then you can have an opinion
oblivion is the best game ever created
honestly, I just kill these dudes
Even for its small size
I've never seen this before lmao
Pole axe straight to the temple
pretty common
my mouth starts watering when i load into one of these and see that bald fuck in his undies just standin there dogging me
if you fall down its the end they just swarm you
Weird, first time for me in 20 hours. I'm just stupid unlucky I guess lmao
i think it's after you lose to someone and then play brawl???
Do we need to call someone
is there a reach meta in this game why everyone glazing polearms
I remember I had 20 i had to fight and the game sent 4 at once to fight and they swarmed and consumed me
free pfennings :>
only if they're nice
sounds like you need a POLEAXE
So u dont get stabbed by some naked hobo and can keep distance
I'm old enough to remember when the spear dropped and changed medieval warfare forever
polearms are just badass. plain and simple
Of course mate
They had to powercreep the spear with firearms. Kinda bs fix
spears existed way before medieval times buddy
there is reach meta irl
ik
No they didn't don't be silly
Don’t do it in front of police officers from what I hear.
just found a new meta
hire a mercany, throw their assinto a wall repeatedly, then take their armor
i gain muscle whilst against the training dummy right?
wdym? cops love it when you draw your wallet to show them your government issued ID
thats what i did the first time
I don’t believe you
yall should play bannerlord
Speers arent real
good game
Photoshopped clearly
try it, the quicker you are the more appreciative they get
f12
i think they are joking 🤔
No they’re
they're
Spears aren't even that good like if a wall of spearmen came at me, I'd just dodge it
Mrs invincible their ass
how did ppl even die to a spear why dont you simply grab it and take it away from them
unless you got baby grip
its hard when there is 20 of them
could I in theory edit my money from my files
yea buddy not everyone is a pro at grabbing long thick and hard shafts
you do you tho
at that point it's your fault you're even in such a predicament
i would simply exit the situation before it escalates
yes in theory tho
how would I in theory do that
in theory you could put your save file from appdata, and put it in a website called ue5 save editor
and then only in theory though, you would go to root, and then put your player_funds at 500
where could I in theory find my save file
and why would it in theory be 500
I don’t wanna go back to the demo. It’ll spoil my ea experience
press windows r and write appdata and then go to local
I wanna get used to the new stuff cause it’s probably not going away
501 would be greedy
in theory?
in theory
I would also like to say
I got a question, do the willies get stronger as you rank up? I noticed everyone in Lord tier is jacked

search for halfswordue5 in theory
Question yall, does Free Mode Willie have his own muscle gain that is saved over time seperately from Progression Mode Willie?
Or is Free Mode Willie always weak?
not when you rank up but when you waste stamina
u can build up ur Willie naturally
Baron has a tren farm in the back
in free mode it depends on what rank you put
free mode willie doesnt go to the gym unfortunately
and after I've in theory done that, would I in theory copy the whole saved folder?
nope just the file gameprogress.sav, in theory
mhm
if you put the highest rank you will get a jacked willie but if you put beggar you get a weak ilie
tuff?
And then I, in theory, go to the aforementioned theoretical website?
thank you kind sers
The early access version of halfsword feels like a completely different game in my opinion
yes but only in theory
its so much lighter with heavy weapons
would that in theory come from nexus?
no it would be in a website called https://trumank.github.io/uesave/ in theory
Unreal Engine .sav editor
i fucking love it when i have the best pc possible and still die before i can even load in
Is the slums map working better for anyone after the update?
canon event happens to everyone who loads into slums
way way better, i used to get 5 fps now i get 10
teensy bit better
And all the changes to armour and how free play works
Ah dang lol
50s to 60s
Weird thing to love but love is love
no shrek is love
crossbow might be the worst weapon imo
I’d honestly prefer if they changed the whole map or took it out. Other than that the game has been awesome fun
wouldnt that be a storage issue if your PC is powerful, i havent had that happen a single time
Lucky, I get 2 fps on slums on low settings
Great for low ranks
I like em big
multiple terabites free in the drive this game lives in
SSD?
Only issue with the small hoe for me is how it’s ALWAYS getting stuck in people
yep

skill issue then idk
Just press esc and wait for map to load
i keep forgetting to heal my guy from his concussion, now i have to fight 3 knights while drunk 💔
I gotta try some new thing but I just stick with whatever works and the flail just works for me
I like my hoes so big you'd say "damn that's a big hoe"
Wait what would I in theory do after I put it in the save editor
i've lost a few characters due to forgetting to press the silly "heal my TBI" button 3 matches in a row
in theory you would go to root and search for player_funds and set the value to whatever you desire
buying two mercs for the tourneys is always handy
should begin doing that, I’m constantly failing at those
is the gun mod released
yeah it'll help you loads
Just run into them with a polearm
i turned my damage up to 3/4 of the way up the bar for both player and npcs and im split on if this makes the game harder or easier
on one hand weapons finally feel like they're lethal, on the other my wilie has lost his leg tripping on the other guy's halberd that was clipping through the ground
now what if in theory I searched root but can find nothing money related?
these damage settings feel best for me. Longer fights, with a good smack still being lethal either way
Buy mercs with longer weapons or shields. Cheaping out on a naked dumbass with an axe will result in him dying instantly because someone looked at him too angrily and then that's no help at all
you also have to open properties in theory
i had it on default before but it felt a little silly how they'd keep fighting after getting ran through with a sword
And forgive my ignorance, but where would properties be? (In theory)
I’ve been trying to tank through those tourneys solo 😭😭
this would be hell on a buhurt
WAIT
ill just send you a theoretical video
I’ll spend money on those mercs for finally. I have about 1k saved already
Hello, I was messing around after making the Height and Weight changes in the save file, and discovered a way to change your height and weight in Free Mode. I was searching for a way that would make this stick, as the progression character weight changes reset after a match. You essentially have to create the schema for height and weight in Free...
only buy them for tourneys they wont do anything in duels
Btw has anyone else tried those errand thingies
and they are useless in buhurts/doubles because its easy to 1v2 and 1v3
noted, wasnt gonna use them in anything else anyways
they r js easy minigames like bring a drunk guy home
Which is just walking the dude down the street
i actually killed the dude
LMAO
and to beat the shit out a barrel
Trying to hit him with the barrels is fun actually
yes but he tries to hit you
U can crush that dude
which is why i cut off his legs or knock him out
no resistance
I feel too bad when I harm the guy
He’s not mean just drunk fr
not at all! granted, this is knockdown buhurt
I mean they participate in champion fights, buhurts, riots, and doubles
why are your guys so easy to knock down, i had some guy survive like 6 pollaxe hits to the head before slightly tumbling
you can just cut off his arm and take it to the finish point. i had to that when he got stuck under the barrels
not sure, I feel like even with my damage turned down so much theyre still so easy to knock down 😭
has anyone done that barrel boss fight yet? It seems less common than the drunk errand
yeah, im at knight rn and broke
mine is the opposite maybe my weapon/willie is weak
i cant run the EA well but do axes still cut like a lightsaber
are you sure u put gameprogress.sav?
made a mace with all maxed stats for training strength, if i do it in the training dummy room will it work?
pretty sure but lemme run it back
Yeah they’re about just as good
not as much as before but arming swords cut through skin like chainsaws
Using right click is the play sometimes with the long axe
tragic
Is there more to this hotfix than they say?
ladies and gentlemen I am fucking stupid
Cause this hotfix doesn't seem like it fixes alot
Or maybe I'm wrong
chat is stabbing like really weird or am i doing it wrong
Holy SHIT
no i didnt notice a lot either
it was js an emergency to fix the crazy lag
slums got a lot better for me but forest is just unplayable somehow
they like switched performance
everyones game behaves differently
how do i put on spaulders
Damn
incredible
Arming Doublet
get arming doublet, remove chains in the armor forger and then u can equip it
I have that
for me it went from an extremely unstable 30 fps to a semi stable 30 fps it aint bad hope they keep optimizing
ohhhh
What're your specs
Which is better chains or the spaulders
i have a 3060 and i forgot the rest
I don't have any issues. Running 7800XT
I've got an rtx 4050 (50 tgp), Intel i5-13420H 13th gen CPU and 16 gigs ram (single channel) wondering how the game will perform in this new early access
It's a laptop
DLSS on Ultra Performance almost doubled my frame rate
k
every rig is different though
you'll be fine
i got a 1080 gtx and i can run the game somewhat smoothly
In the demo version I was experiencing lag when I fought like multiple opponents
until i open that terrible forest map
o wow
Demo would kill my frames on Buhurts, now Buhurts are no issue for me
Just... Slums...
can your weapon go dull?
goddamn Slums...
the forest and slums are fps hunters bro they kill everything
no
ok
i found that enclosed areas run well honestly
Seems like the slums is the number enemy for everyone
idk why but Forest is one of the best performing maps for me
Even Arena has some spikes that I don't get in Forest
From what I've seen the best map imo is the celler
every copy of half sword is personalized
fr
It's just so good looking
the swings you get out of letting go of lmb after winding up are surprisingly pretty effective
mustve been the wind
I missed it. Must've been my imagination
Peanut butter?
I need to take my meds I'm seeing stuff
how do i fix those strange holes in slums they are driving me crazy
whenever i equip my shield to put it on my shoulder it doesnt work and equips to my waist instead even though my arming doublet is unchained, do i gotta click somthing diffrent?
you do
my gpu so ancient it doesnt even have dlss support
was in a brawl, i knocked him over, he got up and headbutted me as he got up and i broke my neck
I found that out yesterday after failing the final tournament like 10 times
i tried speed running as far as possible before the 2 hour window ended i got to solider rank like 3 ranks the flail is a demon bro
it carried me
The poleaxe is so op with that
i find they're best for bonking downed opponents but they miss a lot in regular fights
yall actually got out of beggar tier?
Half sword is turning into my dream game ngl
I love my flail more than my girlfriend
maybe as an errand
yo how do you switch what weapon u wanna craft cuz im stuck on mace
just realized the willies look like bennito mussolini or smth
We need good facial gore too
When we punch and stuff
FUCK
wind ur polearm /poleaxe all the way up to the left and press alt, it does a slow swing that oblitirates anytthing it touches
We need the promised eyeballs
With the letting lmb I just on shot everyone to the head and injure to the body, (60% dmg to NPC)
Yes
Ngl I was a little disappointed with the gore
we need less lag
It’s mostly the same
The anatomy is insane
The choking mechanic seems half assed in half sword cause it's the same gargling sound when you cut someone's throat in game
I don't remember if they had organs in demo
speaking of gore im glad blunt weapons are fun now because ive not seen that much gore due to just using them now
im on low at everything and my game is on 12 fps in the slums
Early access so I don’t really mind atm. That’s what I was getting at lol
why is this legit lmfao what the fuck it floors people instantly
early access isnt an excuse
In the slums they need to make it so that it doesn't render every single detail in the distance
what button to taunt?
exactly
G
G
Now I want to restart progression from scratch but idk how to do it
we dont need the camp in the distance
my fav part of the game is hiring a guy with gear above my level and letting him get killed before looting his corpse
evil
I was impressed with the level of detail on that map
what did he do to you
And how easy it was to break out 😭😭
Evil shit right here
i mean i would be impressed too but it looks like shit because of my graphics
But yeah that for sure needs to be optimized
check pins
still average 10 fps though
my game crashes on slums doubles and the jester trolled me hard at one point because there was only slums doubles
Thx
It renders EVERYTHING. I was initially thinking they were gonna split it up for different levels or something
guys in the demo I usually love to finish off the guys on the floor, but I feel bad when they ask me to let them live.
I can turn off voices in the menu but then I won't hear screaming. what do I do?
being honorable doesn't get you outta the slums
kill them faster
they cant tell you to let them live
You’ll drown it out soon enough
Don't feel bad
i heard the zombies are nasty
they are
but im empathetic, I know that's pathetic but I can't change it 😔
can insta kill you at any second
why not
True this is better 😭😭
How does insurance work?
I kill zombies for fun wdym they are hard
Being empathetic isn't pathetic 😔
because theyre dead
I love killing the dude who almost killed me, two different times
but- it's weakness! 😔
Hesitation is defeat
wait guys
You insure a weapon. You die. You can get it back in your new playthrough.
tactically loosing to farm retribution matches
theres a little hourglass on a table in the cellar and if u grab it with both hands its a great weapon
Welp
if you accidentally actually kill someone, not just beat them they appear later In the abyss?
Is there some sort of guide? Is there a way to loose the weapon without dying?
Is it not random?
Yep
ea loses so much nuance from the demo 😢 u just do the same move ten times in a row instead of reacting to ur opponent
why do willies not give up anymore
Just throw it away or something
can I still finish on them when they're in the ground?
dude just tripped and knocked himself out in the first 3 seconds of the match
Yes if you want to fight them again
anyone know why I can't equip leg armor?
whatever you end a fight holding will be with you
and not get them in the afterlife
there like red ivy blocking it out when I try to equip
He's still learning don't be hard on em
so if you loose a weapon you just loose it
tripping is so sad
ensuring makes it so you keep it even if you throw it away i think
Night in the tavern must've been hard on em
is anyone else able to equip leg armor?
i havent gotten to the armor point in the game
I don't mean to sound rude but eta on the amd blood issue?
guys is the normal settings on damage still the middle?
when i first started playing it was on max
so
Hold the grab button after grabbing any leg armor but if you're talking about not being able to equip it in the menu then I'd say it's a bug
No idea but probably a few days
im really a fan of the core gameloop now i like how theres more to care about in a fight outside the fight itself the resorce managment is really fun
Yeah I'd say this the game looks great too but I've yet to try it
there's ivy covering the let armor slot in my loadout page
I could post a picture of it but the server wont let me lmao
It's really my only gripe with the release is how much they fucked blood up from the demo on amd
Oh well is it reddish?
yes
poleaxe or polearm for lord tier?

Need arming doublet
dude my head barely scratches the air next to a cement pillar and i fall back and my screen turns to black
is that a type of armor?
You're wearing something which is interfering with it
I got fully naked and still couldnt equip it
unless it sortve attaches to some pants
you need an arming doublet
just smack em in the head
It attaches to an arming doublet
is that a type of pants I can find?
gotcha thanks
shirt
Mmmyes
it keeps getting stuck in my hands
I'll just have to beat the same bodyguard to death and take his shirt too
any tips for beating up my mercanaries?
Wait u can kill your own mercs?
Dude this was painful to watch do you know the name of the game
if you throw them into a wall really hard
you can loot them once theyre on the ground
So you can pick them up?
take their armor and stuff
Damn
yeah lol
Colloseum: Road to Freedom
your sword is so shit
I did not know that
its way way too heavy
Yes its pretty annoying how the wrists keep inverting like that
but you can't do damage to them, so it's easier when the enemy does
No. He is too weak.
you can kinda just huck them into a wall a bunch of times until theyre knocked out though
honestly the release has given me more highs than downs, yes some issues need to be ironed out but we ain't dealing with rockstar here
Man rockstar's games always come out great with only minor bugs but this one time with the trilogy remasters they just had to f it up with some other studio
my only real gameplay mechanics complaint is that i cant stab for shit for some reason
I'm more talking scale of the dev team wise
Slums has gotta be fixed but after the hotfixes, the rest of the game feels like halfsword to me
btw grab any fancy looking cups you see around the map before you extract
Okay
I just sold one for 75
Why?
Oh selling nice
they're worth a lot
📝
bro it feels like blade edges slice with no movement at some points 😭
really? i was blunt maxxing
Make sure to find the hidden peanut butter in alley for a strength buff
is the pre release worth it?
Alt thrust mode for one hander weapons is kinda crappy
yeah
Demo version of that was nicer
i miss one tapping with knives
Im mixed on that mechanic cause its also fun to slowly apply pressure to cut someone.
I was about to buy halfsword. The next second later I'm grounded for a month
performance wise?
way better than demo tho
I miss short sword gameplay
does this mean Willie is an alien
Im rly not sure whats up with the 1 handed alt mode
If you shoot it with an arrow you get to fight the dev that made the map
its kinda not too hot id wait a lil
sounds like an old cod zombies rumour
you can buy test and refund lol thats what i did
man I got my 6th crash and it is AGAIN when I hit someone in the face fast with a blunt weapon. 5th time this happened.
will def buy it again after fixes tho
I already put 12 hours into the game, can’t refund
i like turtles
and tbh I feel good wit my purchase despite the state of the game rn 😭😭
i mean, did you see how willie looks?
I have faith it’ll improve
Ye if u can look past the optimization its alot of fun
Pitchfork gaming is still peak
I feel like sometimes I thrust and miss completely, but in the early access if the willie moves ever so slightly into my blade his head comes off. However in the demo no such slice would occur
it will trust
wooden or metal pitchfork
since in the release all characters start out weak and get strong while in the demo willie is automatically full strength does that mean willy is the peak of humanity?
The wooden one, haven't been able to find the metal one
willie is the strongest being ever trust
i think it's in free play, but yeah i agree
half sword powercaling
exactly
Does the Willie get stronger than that?
staff and flail new goat weapons tho
can't the devs just make blood the same as in demo?
This one doesnt look maxed out
its so fucking buggy
gotta keep swinging heavy shit then ty
hating a flail headshot is better then drugs
flail the new pitchfork!!
Does anybody know how to take off the armor from player2?
i am avoiding the pitchfork because everytime i used it in the demo i actively got worse at the game
like how to loot someone or unequip it
did they fix the glitch where you can get free weapons from the forger?
that's kinda real
how to put on thigh cuisses
Like in the armor selection you cant change the armor from p2
What makes you get souls added to your abyss? Is it based on how many you kill or spare?
wait what am i supposed to look at
killing people
no idea then lol mb
every person you kill adds a soul to the abyss
spare people and your abyss souls wont go up
you can also pay off the people you killed
it's 10 p for every soul
why must they make me spare people
the clip it highlights in blue when u click on it
just kill them
lel
abyss is too rough for allat
you don’t have to,
ooooh wait then
but you will suffer for it if you do!
pay them off its kinda easy
that's insane lol
yeah
do
i had 1 soul seek revenge just now
and he GOT ME ON THE GROUND
I’m pretty sure u get a penalty on errands if u kill the drunk dude
Takes longer to return
why did you kill the drunk dude
alternatively you can go through all 5 billion of them like a gamer (also is that arcueid pfp)
yeah why'd you kill the drunk dude
Was curious lol
i am p sure you don't get penalized
i just let myself get knocked out and then farm retribution matches
learned the throwing tech with the axe in the demo 
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
i still got 5 and i just cut off the guy's head and brought it to his house
Peak gaming
And my theory was right. Dude doesn’t like u if u kill the drunk dude
So it was for SOMETHING
Allow me the self-glaze to say that I am fucking disgusting with it
me turning a 4 dollar beggar fight into a 150 dollar execution
monstorous wp
I immediately felt bad after killing the drunk dude
Most I’ll do is dump barrels on him
#game-footage-🎮🎥 message when I first learned the tech on accident 😭
lemme go check
repent for your sins
thank you ser
always sire
who balanced this weapon, i just picked it off of some random dead body why is it so goated
genuinally dude and because i have so much money to pay off the abyess souls i just can get killed and it doesnt matter i also the game remembers multiple people who won against you
Insane dude, nice shot
You clearly didn't play the demo
i did
the plancon was never meant to be balanced dude
how tf dont u know this weapon then
i played against that weapon in the militia and it was always buns
no i know it but i never knew it was this goated
how lucky r u
how am i meant to get the stuff in the cart
i have like 15 hours on the demo so idk that much my bad
Always buns?
didnt they say they were gonna nerf this dude
warstaff is evil
never once did i die to that weapon lmao
its still a can opener
always was always will be
(in the demo)
#game-footage-🎮🎥 message I may be psychotic 🥀
maybe
😭 what if my character already is disabled
As long as they optimize the game I would play this game ALLLLL DAYYYY
it kills you
can't see that one unfortunately
I would be so addicted to the game if they atleast optimized it so I get like 10 or 20+ fps if possible
half sword is one of those games that make you want to commit crimes against humanity and curb stomp a toddler at the same time
whillie getting his willie willied
ur js like me fr
HELP WTF
uhhh
I'll send the embedded clip in dms
LMAOOO
Real
roger that
thats the point
PLEASEEEE I NEED MY COMPUTER BACKKK
forest goes pretty well
KSJFRKDNSKF
where did it go
dont go into slums
i ate it
my pc cant handle it
SHARE SOME DIPSHIT
you took those words right out my mouth
unlucky dude, my GPU literally starts burning if i try to run the game so ik how u feel
I got an amd graphics card so it's buggy
i have an amd but i think it's like 15 years old so yk
guys..
Holy
dude slipping on nothing while my pc is shitting itself made my lungs feel empty
Add me rn
ragamuffin
the mud is all around
guys are there any dark vambraces?
i can run anything but slums holy shit slums is graphically demanding
my 10 year old gpu is still going strong
that is if that damn rickety ass bridge doesnt break
somehow it runs slums
at least it's pretty
3 more years and my GPU can legally vote vro i'm so fried
but if i look towards the city or the back of the slums i have 20 fps
cant tell i got everything on low
so its pretty good
I thought forest was gonna be running slower than slums I won’t lie
yeah fr
How’s the pit level?
i have like 50 fps on forest (at all low)
i get like 40-50 fps on forest
Js avoid the slums trust
I need someone to gift me this game 💔
forest is only bad for me in big group fights
I just play all of them 😭😭
i do with everything and every ounce of my soul
let us fight the slums dude
lmaoo thatts creative
yo whats yalls favorite map
True it was rough for me a few times 😭😭
holy aura
real
thanks lol
cellar because i can actually run a solid 60 fps on that map
i like the lil room where you can just find a syth laying around
CELLAR TOO
reminds me of that picture of a monkey and some sort of cat
(it cant cut people in half anymore)
@lyric junco where did you find dark vambraces?
I’d say forest
not only because it runs well
you js haven't tried hard enough
in brawls, the cellar has decorative items all around and you can beat the shit out of ppl with them
and a weapon hidden too
forest cause i get to snipe people in the nuts
heavy ass pot*
wha
imagine seeing a fully armored knight grab a barrel and slam it over your head
its still really good you can wrap it around some and run backwords and they still loose lol
same with the random ass pan
on who lol
did this once
uhh the picture of like the cat screaming and the monkey is looking at it like
i mostly like the hourglass but the barrels work
kinda work
wait i'll send in dms
if it works it works
monster
it's trying to keep you away from the abyss, you're too dangerous
im going to sum up your half sword experience
Start: "oh yeah this is pretty fun and somewhat easy"
Peasant/ commoner: "LET ME BREATH FOR ONE SECOND"
Everything till man knight: "finally some cruisy gameplay"
knight and up: "You've had too much fun, unfourtunatly we can't have that so we are going to violently grape you till you punch kick and scream for mercy."
not the guy whose about to die
i'm done. got the set twice, just to make sure
peasnt is the easiest
if you have an arming sword
I love just punching people it's much more fun
ik
i mean the game gets easier now since you can target people's nuts no
Maybe when the game had a bar fight game mode or smth
playing around with them
only in fist fighting really
!
so you're telling me i can't grab a staff and just wail at somebody crotch until they top fighting back?
i personally always just stop playing around knight
ggwp
Eternal commoner!!
5 minute cuddle fests im good bro
too much precision its not exactly worth trying but idk if it works
they're js being nice vro cmon
most of my knight fights end within 10 seconds
Big blunt makes em sleepy
L game 0/10
what weapon do you use
you can kick the shit out of their nuts thou
YESSIR my fav part of the demo was commoner duels
bros going thru it 😭
does work
If you use fist and managed to win against someone who has a weapon your goated
yo
nvm back on 10/10
we yes WE all love commoner
Would
they drop and scream
I love trainers or mods in the game because you can just be invincible
good weapons + no armor = fun
pollaxes or polearms, casted maces
and it has cracks in the floor
what's with mfs being naked in half sword now, didn't know that's a feature
exactlyy
yeah fair enough
Always has been 
this is my favourite naked willie gif
beautiful game amirite
pyramids
if i could i'd screenshot to you how my slums run, but it's kinda impossible since the moment i load up the game and hit my enemy my game js dies
7 fps btw
I was protecting the baron so he would draw his mace and I'd add that to my collection too but then I realised that I accidentally broke his fucking knee so I sat down and assured him everything is going to be alright... poor lad
....fair
true pacifist route
if i set ANYTHING higher than low my game crashes on slums
insane lol
is his mace even special?
im not tryitng
I dont know but I have literally nothing else left in the game so thats my goal lmao
ahh
is baron the fight after lord?
try run the game in dx11?
take off his armor and beat him with it next, after pacifist you gotta do the genocide run
forest buhurt (with everything on low except foliage which is on medium cuz it looks like shit otherwise) is 35 fps for me
oh so im close then
thats actually great
i am on forest right now and i am getting 5 fps with everything on low
It sucks that we can not rob what he is wearing but also makes sense because thats the main grind at the end
is that bob from monsters vs aliens in ur pfp
damn bro
my pc is almost as old as me
used to be my brother's
yeah fair enough, i figured
how in the fuck
honestly sometimes i think the barons armor is js a part of him, like an exoskeleton yk
Too bad that I skinned him then
willie tired
and then everything else is just peak components
real lol
yo same
yo chat hear me out
i got pretty good stuff and then my angsty teenager age GPU
if yall need money go to the abyss
i have 16gb of ram for a gpu that has 8 vram
I puncture people's brains with my spike poleaxe then I do it again to them in the abyss
I'm getting an annoying amount of Fatal errors while chopping people in the head lol, any way to fix?
needed a refresher ( punching beggars till they die)
i randomly picked this up in the abyss thinking it was like a new weapon or sum
why does he have a 2000 yard stare
88 zombies later
I got 140 lads waiting for me there
Why 88 bro
i mean you can try to use it as a weapon
itll only sell for 50
this is my forest gameplay btw
They should add throwing and pilums
Does bro know..?
lmaoo
cant imagine slums
cool trinkety
solid 3 fps per maybe
every time you die just pick up the nearest lantern, defeat a zombie and sell it
infinite money glitch
it runs 50 fps for me with higher foliage settings ahem ahem
slums is so smooth
I’m shocked u guys still play to that rank despite the performance
fucker
Yeah I can't have anything else that everything on Low and DLSS at performace, still having tons of fun be it at photo collage mode LOL
selling it for 10 times the amount i sold it to him for
It actually gets better once you get the hall map
uhh what
Then you have lots of choices of maps
should i get the pavise shield
it used to be good for me and slums was buns now its the opposite, slums is good and forest is ass
peak
SLUMS IS GOOD??
NO WAY
CAN WE TRADE PCS
for me its actually solid
are you sure u want mypc have you seen this forest gameplay bro
its even worse from my pov btw
from my pov everything is pixelated and blurry 💔
solid 20-30 fps
Slums would work if they didn't design a whole fully textured open world for a 40ft playable area smh
like its actually playable
WHEN LOOKING AT THE BACKGROUND?
NO WAY
mine runs at 10 fps when looking at the background
Goddamn and i thought mine was bad
Hiw does “use for player 2” on mercenaries work?
At least there's a UFO right
if u do a remote share play on steam you can have a friend play as player 2
probably got deleted
my bum ass sword costs like 10 p every time i swing it cuz it cuts their throats bruh
alr ima leave
bye
cya
I believe in the devs but they must've harnessed the power of the sun on their test rig
chad willie's breakfast
I dunno why but I like chopping up beggars in freemode with my axe wielding armoured guy
how do you get ammo for the crossbow
Oooh how do u do that?
Can finally do it without doing a funky trick
how do i fix those strange holes in slums they are driving me crazy
does doing brawls in hs make u a lot more buff and stuff
follow this tutorial
Hello, I was messing around after making the Height and Weight changes in the save file, and discovered a way to change your height and weight in Free Mode. I was searching for a way that would make this stick, as the progression character weight changes reset after a match. You essentially have to create the schema for height and weight in Free...
lmaoo his scream 😭
appraently you can slice a kettle helm with a damn needle
on nexus
Bruhhh
I want a full on battle
How do I flip over my weapon like we see with the dagger in the trailer?
well also i have it in progression so
youre kidding right is this a real thing
IS THIS A REAL THING?
yes
He has a large dagger upside down
only with the dagger that is in cellar
guys dont troll like bro is brawling the way or is somehow sitting on the floor and sitting up a way
how do you do that
does doing situps for a few hours in beggar tier sound like the strat
how do you start those sit-ups though
how does bro sit down and do those
jump then hold your hands up
Bonk your head on a wall
as your abt to jump, youll fall over
Caveman methods
