#halfsword-chat-⚔
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who up hitting they liver
Willies would just straight crumble when kicked, the name might be a small suggestion towards it
you cant
goated dude, goated.
chat did they remove willie’s balls why is ball crushing nerfed 😭
the fact they added ball crushing 😂
mcwonderbeast i want to passionately kiss you
Google it for clips. Make sure to include 'halfsword' though, unless you wanna be traumatised"
damn did it get optimized? Maybe i shoulda waited instead of refunding on the spot
Add cannibalism to half sword
Probably extra stun kinda like IRL (liver shots fucking hurt like a bitch)
climb
How to you take out someones armor
I lowkey have no idea what any of these bugs are
thank you devs
Ball crushing nerf 
W update
WE FIXING THE GAME ONE STEP AT A TIME. ALL DOOMPOSTERS BTFO HALF SWORD WILL RISE AGAIN
then whats the point of putting goodies there?
cant believe they added "I crushed my balls with a rock" to the game
is it worth 20 bucks?
you can eat the bodies of your enemies to heal
Is multiplayer planned?
what does retiring do?
is that the bug that makes my character reset when i want to use my bag 😭 or nights just never happening just constant fighting
first check if there's even anything in there with freecam, then if there is you can try jumping in there but it's hard, if not you can try grabbing the chest through the cart and glitching it and you might be able to grab the stuff in it
who up crushing they willies balls
what is ball crushing
grab them with an empty hand and hold q/e depending on which hand you grabbed with
They finally optimized slums
What's the difference between red and orange?
tell me if the game is optimized now so i can see if i should buy it
im only one who has problems with blocking in EA? in demo i could block attacks but in ea they go straight trough
idk,maybe you can but i didnt found a way
Nice
u change ur character to a new one i think
just got reminded of the beautiful sounds i forgot that u get while playing
liver hits werent already a thing??? i guess i was hitting nuts this entire time!
Goth Dommy Mommies are crying at this nerf
there’s ball crushing?
bad wrist strength
Im pretty sure you can already do that
wheres the hotfix tho
Mods, hang this punk
No fix for amd yet lmaooo
Just survived a 70 man abyss run.
how do you get a surcoat
how😭
fix for blood pls 😭 😭

yeah they scream if you kick em in the nuts
restart steam if it's not updating
does the new hotfix actually make slums playable
next update we will have biting for human willies
liver shot being added is big for fist play
Bro spared no one on his progression run 🙏
it was so easy to ball crush
"Ball crushing nerfed"💀
idk slums was always playable for me
weak
Have they fixed the blood pooling thing yet?
you can do some oblique kick
No fix for the biggest reason for instability lmaooo
lmfao i never knew that, ill have to out that into my strats
Wait how do you steal a downed enemy's gear/armor?
Oooohh, liver blow has been added!
You can cancel or buy it again
we need teeth getting knocked out
is there any way I can get arrows from anywhere beside the forest?
i didnt even know ball crushing was a thing, that explains why the willies would scream randomly when i kicked them
you can ball crush?
what r ur specs
try kicking your legs on top of stuff or I think you can hold it for a little jump too, but it can be dangerous
Show me a willie i'll show you a dead sunumabitch
There already is. If the zombies bite you there you scream
okay mr gt 210 pentium
is there anyway to fully reset prog in progession mode, like all money and mercent stuff?
ball crushing nerfed 💔
glad theyre actually trying to fix it now instead of just taking the money and hiding
gt 210 pentium
hold the body part with the armor and hold down Q or E to take it
by "ball crushing", do they mean...
they buffed willie's testicles
The game worth buying know or still alot of bugs
This ain't no the day before
does slums run better now
ofc they gonna fix it
Ball crushing buffed ❤️🩹
Because I just saw it in #updates .... what's this "ball crushing" they ypeak off ?
Is it just kicking your oponents in the nuts ?
i mean after you win u can't be knocked out so i think its safe
they should make chracters develop ball crushing resistance like those IRL kungfu masters
Slums absolutely destroys me and I already play on like the lowest settings
ye who was bitching a few hours ago better apologize to these BIG HANDSOME DEVELOPERS
slums perfectly playable
willie’s balls are firmer now
9060xt, playable enough on mid-high. at least framerate is stable
yeah it was CHAOS
u cant crush willies nuts using a nutcracker
yes
demo was initially broken and look just how much glazing it has now
You're about to get some weird DMs
You should've known what you were paying for, i knew it would be bad at release, but i knew it would be fixed within a few weeks, i think it could be entirely fixed withing the next few days.
is it optimized now???
Is it unfeasible to configure my settings so that the game is only as demanding as the demo?
yep its been in the game. Thank god they nerfed it a bit. the amount of times ive just been stunlocked from it is insane.
willie got balls of steel
Yeah in the sense, we have specific effects on specific body parts? It's not like it is explained somewhere... Willies always had been blood bags with a head and limbs attached when damage is concerned
Not yet
Slums are weird for me sometimes it’s not laggy at all and sometimes it’s so laggy I can’t handle that’s literally the definition of an optimization issue
have they added any new voice lines during combat in the EA?
Bro i thought it was the ball of the mace, cuz Its OP AS FUCK. mace is literally top 1 weapon
I’m playing it on low and it’s totally acceptable for me. I was always in it for the gameplay, so I’ll take quality hit for more FPS… for now
Steel Ball update
The dev is daddy
when are we getting the mordhau update
guys,1 week and the game will be more optimized
time to leave my positive review
slums is still a little buggy but WAAYYY better then it was yesterday
i still have the money from my last save?
how are we meant to kill these full armour zombies?
Our room in Gottfried's inn
blue toes :)
as per rule 1. 3) no misinformation should be said.. can you please tell your real specs ;-;
How?
only for the game.
Man, why's he trying to unbirth himself into the turkussy
Does anyone else’s weapon often get stuck behind their head?
On like, every other swing?
pedicure
i can larp however
bruh the update might've just removed all progress 
The changelog of all time
balls buffed
WRONG!!!! PLANCON GO!!!!!
AYY I GOT PEASENT
dude my willie forgot how to hold an axe this is extreme difficulty
i am getting some chugging on slums
i noticed they bend down when kicked near the legs but holy shit lol
yes
He's chill like that
this game makes me want to crush my own balls sometimes
Does the EA work on steam deck? because the demo works on the steam deck very well
Do they make a pop sound now?
w willie house
whens the hotfix coming out, i dont see it on steam yet (sorry if i sound pushy)
how did you do that?
liver hits are an interesting addition
slums is the same wtf did they even do
For all the haters it hasn’t even been a day and they’ve fixed 6 bugs already
I’m glad for the liver punches being added, it’ll make boxing more fun. I was wondering if bollock hits were in or not, it felt like some matches were ending too easily after one good kick landed.
unreal engine unlocker
Came.
tuff pose
fr
wtf is ball crushing
Anyone know what the other 2 slots are for?
anyone elses game crashes when trying to play story mode?
Oh ok, cool didn't know, no need to be a douche about that, chill
flail might be the best starting weapon lowk
oh.
Removed some of the hundreds of plants that render like a kilometer away from the arena
i vow to become baron using a wooden pitchfork
anyone else still like forced back to making a new character each time
L patch they didnt optimize slums
ts so peak 
slums has absolutely no LOD and that shit needs to be fixed
ball crushing? 😂
Yeah I know it's only been a day and they are already fixing stuff w devs
foliage isn't the issue
is the messer a good weapon (the one you can make)
slums are fr unplayable
yeah i literally have the same 5fps as before
how does the ball crushing and liver hit work
unfathomably mid
really???? also has the hotfix released yet i dont see it on steamm
find out
when you die and make a new character are you supposed to be able to access all of your stuff and same rank on the new character?
kick someone in the nuts
everything but better optimization
i literally cannot play the game because i get some developer sided bug 👍
The game in general needs to be deleted.
i knew there would be a 0.5 level comback 🥹
speak for yourself
does anyone have the very old halfsword build you got from going up the mountain in the itch version i remember it being posted here awhile ago
oh i just get it what retribution mode is, it's fights against willies you lost to!
❌
The fact willy has fully rendered internal organs probably doesnt help either, lol
damn the final battle is so freaking hard
Are anyone’s tavern NPCs also really pixelated, no idea how to fix it
chill bro
Can they just optimize slums already
any other map is fine, 60+fps
when amd fix
Is blood pooling fixed yet
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BALL CRUSHING NERFED, YOU COULD CRUSH PEOPLES BALLS???????
They should add a "eunuch" perk that makes you immune to being kicked in the junk
just did my taxes. Should be in jail by march✊
they are working on it
Did they drop a patch just now? Is it relating to performance issues or bugs?
a question
Im not a hater tho im retardad i love this game idk why i said that
UPDATE DROPPED!!!!!
can someone tell me how to do ball crushing and liver shots
to those who have bought half sword early access, is it worth the money?
no
FUH NAH TS PEAKKK
They saw huge optimization problems and said:
“We must tackle these problems… Dev 1 -you are on slums optimizations.”
“Dev 2…. I’m thinking sound effects for balls being crushed. Also kidney shots?”

I'd love to live in a world where I could just blindly assume things without at all reading into them.
they released a hotfix 3 hours after release yesterday, they seem to be takin it serious so that's cool
uhm
good pc yes
super light longsword
Crush balls and hit liver
Is lord max rank?
There’s a great Wikipedia article for it, it’s titled “CBT”
They litteraly just optimized it a bit
Slums feels better. Im still not getting a consistent 60 but I'm not dipping into unplayable territory anymore.
I don't wait the whole weekend just for the devs to fix one bug
i'm literally fine with everything else other than slums.
i havent seen any blood pooling throughout my entire run today, so...
idk it prolly just happens to some
my pc can run the new half sword? i have rx 570 4gb vram, 16gb ram ddr4, ryzen 5 4500
wtf what game is this?? this isn't the haflsword i have
you cant just snap your fingers and have a whole map optimized 😭 deving takes time yk
Slums is weird in how detailed the outskirts are. Makes me wonder if they planned to have massive battles or something
fuck it im convinced, ill buy the game again
the fabled unreal engine default texture blade
guys is blood texture fixed for amd?
Is the slums good for you now
Eunuch has testicular devastation immunity but is tall, lanky and has very high pitched voice :D
guys i dont see the hotfix on steam 😭
Willie house
what is the sound effect when you crush someones balls
Prob not tbh
Nope
they shouldnt have nerfed ball crushing bruh
My proformance ain't even bad just turn down your grafics
no willie please dont crush my balls aha....
half sword just a yesterday away!
huh where is that
what is ball crushing
what does your look like then?
give it a bit maybe relaunch steam
update JUST dropped dude you didnt even check😭
wth how do u do that
is there a free mode like there is in the demo?
hey its obviously still better than warbox
willies gonna crush your willie
Take a wild guess
why is the traider constanly trying to scam me? The goblet is worth 150 and he is trying to buy it for 65, wtf 😭
I’ve noticed a little improvement
Is there a way to pause day/night cycle? Not to brag about my shit pc but morning and evening fog fucks up fps on alley forest and slums lmao
why can I only craft mace at the weapon guy?
Yes
are we even on the same game????
No
Too scared of my aura
alright they actually made the abyss terrifying
Jokes aside. For balls, land a solid kick to the groin. For the liver, it’s a low punch to their right torso, aim at the bottom of the ribs with a left hook.
is it flatout just you crush their balls?
in Gottfried's inn
so that you dont abuse the economy
i got a gold cup thing for like 200 coins and he bought it for 35 ??? 😭
Bro is playign the beta lol
So its still meh?
that's the demo dawg
Jesus. Trapezius for DAYS
see if you can
why are you posting here, it's my blacksmithing game's discord!
uhm guys..
YO I HAVE 120 HOURS ON THIS DEMO YOU TELLING ME THERE?S A NEW GAME?
bro live in a cave or sum
chat is there a brightness setting anywhere?
yeah you got this bro
I thought eunuchs still had balls though, just no shaft
How do you get buff? Its some level upgrade thing or you can train?
ggs
Those fucking ghouls are genuinely scary, my first abyss run ended when I got tackled from behind and devoured
woahh thats cool but why did they add so much detail to somewhere nobody can see
This game is awesome
why tf does this jump looks like im friggin bugs bunny im crying😭
how we reload crossbow fellow willys
halfsword just updated
"I see this goblet is gold but, has hellish markings and smells like corpse ass and sulphur so i can't do more than half a Groschen"
the game is out bro
press r my dude
The higher the rank I think
you can think you're gonna destroy everyone in abyss until a zombie starts eating you from the back
turn on noti bro thats the point of the discord
Early access dropped
i'm actually glad to see that developers are really working on game, despite all negative feedback and bad reviews, they doing a great job
Bro this is like showing a victorian child a freaking iphone
some parts of it you use like the anvil and stuff, it seems to be all in that same room
whats the reverse grip knife called?
press R then u need to hold the string pull it down then put the arrow on the shaft
Penis
my game go terrible
brah how do i do that?
W update considering leaving my good review
can we make sure the "I understand" button is not directly above the "Quit" button XD
How do you do that
Agreed. I took one down and went in to finish and it reached up and ate my knee. Jumpscare
did they already fix the square blood pools or nah?
my god that was a terrifying end in first person
Anyone know why the blood generation is so weird?
i think you hold left alt but idk, i havent tried the knife yet
its only one dagger :(
not a bind. stabby
rip
how do i reset keybinds? i accidentally set "sheathe left" to "hold LMB" and i cant change it back 😭
So wait is there no reverse grip
whats the best weight for weapon types?
willie half sword
Special type of knife that sometimes spawns in yhe cellar map
it's a bug from when they tried to fix bug with amd blood
Guys how can I make the game playable with my GTX 1050 ti?
the game is still using this death screen?
rondel dagger
insane input delay for no reason.
look Cellar
Because it’s the most broken part of the game and they aren’t fixing it
i think its sillleto atleast thats how it looks like
same, its pooling in unsettling squares for me, just spawn in the ground https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1466932492865900594
y'all got me fucked up thinking this is the game
amd
its early access, they took stuff from the demo and put it into the game
i love half sword so much
when i hit someone a massive blood pool appears? fix?
i love crossbow, i found out how to get bolts
How’s game running now
Wait how
seems kinda busted that you can get a full harness in soldier tier
@open edge where
yeah but how do i fix it though?
i didnt know you could dual weild these
frame gen
no fix yet
STOP LOOKING AT THE FIELD
oh gee i wonder who it will be
you have to find a quiver from the forest map
can someone lwk gift me the game
they tried to fix it with hotfix 1
im not even in slums
begging bannable btw
It looks like a misericorde?
i like that willie can have my irl haircut
this exists though
Die faster with this time-lapse art work by our very talented Miłek!
#halfsword #armor #medieval #UnrealEngine5 #earlyaccess #WIP
Can you switch map in free mode?
omg this choking feature is so fun you can actually like just grab them by the throat and make them gargle until they die
lucious hair
The 'perish' just reminds me of that meme where rowboat girlyman yells 'PERISH FEMALE' then slams his balls in a waffle iron
Those spawn like every 15 games😔
slums is... PLAYABLE!!!!
about the crossbow, do i find it in the trade menu like other weapons or do i have to find it somewhere?
i meant to forward this somewhere else 😭
uh, yeah, it was in the demo
so amd blood still broken?
am i the only one still playing the playtest
so thats why the willies kept screaming when i kicked them in the "stomach"
it spawns in forest map sometimes
yes
dropped like lego hair
would be nice if you could still use the camera after death, sometimes you wanna see how you died
i've grabbed a quiver like 10 times and it never stays with me
you can find it in the forest map near the carriage in a box (arrows should sometimes spawn next to it)
how do i rank up in progression mode? I have my rank progress all the way up but it won't level up
Flail is so fun to sue imo anyone agree?
how are these skellies so silent in full armour 😭😭
on or off? it's greyed out for m,e
halfsword is poor people phobic confirmed
Bros is this gas?
wtf how are these so good
why do you look like steve
fucking CO2 my guy
You can in the demo
has anybody tried giving them a haircut using the cleaver
Not a ball crushing nerf! Why do new games always nerf the meta 😭😭
Hello everyone, I think this question has been asked many times, but I'm really interested to know if the developers will be improving the game's optimization in the near future?
i'm saying that they couldve implemented this new death screen easily
bro the game is so fun
Is the release as optimised as the demo?
holy hell
no
yo guys did they fixed blood bug on AMD
this was bad, i had to take out the 5.5kg sword
Not by a long shot
get a quiver from forest map and dont die, it doesnt appear in ur inventory but appears when you start a match
Oh. Frame gen usually causes a lot of input delay, but if it's off then idk
oh light ghosting, weird
i play without framegen and upscaling btw
Ty twin
Had the perfect gif for this but no perms
definitely, devs are very active and seem to care a lot about their project
Fixed customization but not the game crashing blood 💯💯💯💯💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
idk dude ig im cooked
low fps in menus causes this
Okay the abyss is fukcing unfair WTF
nah its more like there is more to optimize
enjoy a realistic zombie apocalypse
try dlss
is the optimization better now
OPTIMIZE THE GAMEE!!!
thx
what the fuck? can the skeletons in the void bite you or something?
amd blood still broken? Can anyone check for me?
it's easy. Use the two handed axe and don't let them bite you
Just died because I swapped weapon with the wheel and character refused to move for 3 seconds after
Please fix this several words I said cannot be quoted in this server 🙂
what do u think they're doing dawg
game getting optimized chill
which setting of it? like ultra performance orrr
yep
i would just take a picture of it but we all know what it looks like, BUT WHY TF IS THERE A CHEST IN THE WAGON BEHIND THE CROSSBOW CHEST? WHERE MY CLIMBING AT DEVS??? xD
i ran out of bolts nooo
yea for me it is
i was not an abyss enjoyer before but it's honestly so fun now
steal more
how do you go reverse grip?
guys hows the optimization
Atleast I don't lose my money when I lose my character for the 90th time
super thrilling and challenging
im sorry how the fuck does a pair of shears slice my arm off at the slightest touch devs wtf is this
that explains what killed me then, bro ripped my throat out and then decapitated me with an axe
i got an issue with the gore, his hand is floating
with max gore it feels like you're playing the last of us with cheats
Ball crushing?? Liver damage???
Slapped a dude in the head with an axe and got a fatal error jumpscare
just try everything (except anything above balanced)
NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BALL CRUSHING
The Zillies hunger for your flesh
If you go to the Abyss via talking to the lady in the back can you clear the souls you've built up overtime?
has anyone noticed the blood in the eyes
Willie also still handles the weapons like his life wasn't DEPENDANT ON HOLDING THAT SHIT AS HARD AS YOU FUCKING CAN
It's mediocre I suppose, but in my PC the game works fine
all my money its gone im searching the trash to found something to eat
k?
Bro I am so done with the abyss demons biting me
undies
can someone with AMD check if turning the blood setting all the way down fix the crashing and the weird square issues?
theres another hotfix?? im not updating until i hit some fat ballcrushing clips
axe and big messer/machete in abyss is badass on max gore, decapitate these fucks in a swing
Also why is the champion so impossible to bring down
this needs to be added to sparring so our balls can be made into steel
demo its better
Does new hot fix have optimization?
why the hell of all things is that blocked?
same
You get the to the ground for them to just bit your toe and bleed you out
why would i care if i dont even have the game
How do I unequpi bolts?
is there a way to loot enemies holstered arms?
Guys, I have mercenary with nice weapon, so can I rob him somehow?
After the ball crushing nerf they're going to nerf bees next 😭😭
yay
what is this ball crushing in the update log???
If he goes down in a fight you can take it from them
what even gets you the most Rank Progress? Is it the rounds or gold earned? Or just fighting people the same rank as you?
Is it still being shitty on slums yall?
Nobody gonna be calling them that 
Oh yeah, right
okay i dont know what kinda anarchy is going on with talk of demo being better than early access but for me i havent experienced any bugs that werent already in the demo, and my only real complaint is that the loot in the cart on the forest map is too tempting for how annoying it is to get it out of the cart.
just had my firs fatal error
if he dies you can def take his weapon
my only complaint is im no longer a willie, just a fraud trying to cosplay
is the flail any good
doesnt matter if you care or not because i sure do
it depends on the time of day, night runs way better than the other ones
why zombie gonna bite me,,,,,,,
yo did the update made the game better
use dx12
ONG i just found that too!!
wait i just realised how much better slums looks than release, hope they optimised it
fuck was the ball crushing bug about 😭
What is the liver thing abt?
keep it to yourself then
need to give me the football player vertical jump
I stole a pavise shield from a merc that went down and just shield tackle KO'd everyone till Soldier rank to avoid killing as many as possible
you can take things out of the cart?
you can damage organs im pretty sure
How do i ball crush balls
im js gonna play the demo until EA is actually optimised.
just saying, begging is bannable
go cellar brawl, ez oneshot crossbow win
what you do with this information i couldn't care less beyond enforcing things
extra damage if you hit the liver
They're gonna nerf bees next 😢
how can i get crossbow
crazed flailing with two crafted maces is my best tactic so far...
what does dx12 do
going to make myself some dinner rn
this feels like horse balls shrinking in the cold from rdr2 in terms of overrealism
try shields
Ohhh that makes sense I kept nut kicking guys and instantly knocking them down first try 🤣
yeah if you get on one of the boxes that is next to the cart and you do some wizardry you can either grab things through the cart or reach into the cart and pull things out
how do u get the crossbow
not a bug 😍
i never thought i buy the game cuz i hate buying things BUT here we are
you mean pot lids? 🤣 okay
Forest map
BALL CRUSHING
make sure pc is good
i see, i thought i was mortal combat xray hitting them and i guess i was right
I DON'T WANNA FIGHT 50 FIGHTS TO NOT EVEN PROGRESAS
bloody eyes
it can spawn randomly on forest map in a box
willie working his 12 hour shift at the ball crushing factory
can i kill this jester bro
My weapons uses gold material wich is heavier than other materials wich is why i didn't include the craft for it, i greatly recommend testing out the forge, as everyone will have different preferences for weapons. It also costs around 7k for the poleaxe i used in this video, the longsword i have in my loadout costs around 4k, and the small sword...
Alright I appreciate it I just got off work going to see how’s it’s running on my rx 7600
thank
am I crazy or does every weapon feel much more flimsy in ea compared to the demo
Bees>ballcrushing
well
the wrists got weaker
you can also pull staff weapons up to hit the balls 😄
Its near the cart in a box. Its rng so good luck getting it
That's cool fr
how would you bring a crossbow to a brawl
this is why we dont kill people
why do I keep making the same mistake? lmao 😭
this is why i use blunt weapons 🤣
😭
Is the game worth it NOWm?
the blood is weird on amd cards
actually cooked
coward!
THEY UPDATED THE GAME
looking good
i feel like the forging thing doesn't work with the hafted weapon, the point of balance is so off it like rips it out of your hands
forest map
can someone with AMD please check if turning the blood setting all the way down fixes the crashing and the weird square spawning blood splatters?
Where the blood pools are enormous and makes the floor look like a checkerboard?
they really need to add a self kill button to the abyss because unholy shit its so annoying when you know you're going to die but still have to wait it out, espceially when the enimes bug out and it takes like a minute
forest map, in the box next to wagon, it has a chance to spawn in just like the quiver
more like looking bad i am evil
Omfg I have to fight the OP champion guy.
Guys I need help, the blood pools are massive and I cant figure out what is going on
looking better
I saw it was like giant block patches of red it made my stuff crash yesterday but other then that every map was playing good besides slums and slums has like all these random areas where you slip and start sliding siler annoying
how to win
step one: get a shoulder pavise
step two: get something that can bonk people
step three: success
esc + exit
Ah that makes sense. I also noticed that my character loses balance waaay easier than in the demo
Hope they revert whatever changes they made because the demo was close to perfect 
In the carriage chest?
So to get rid of them, you will need to pay 710?
okay wow the flail is REALLY good
sheesh
Haven't been able to play just yet.
How's the performance coming along? Is it really as bad as people say or are they somewhat exaggerating?
oh wait nevermind i found a bug where for some reason the dude that talks when you are completing a match sounds like hes speaking to me through a door
I only got 2 pieces
yeah i had 50 after buying a sword
i do like the gore in this version as its less choppy even if its still gore 2.0
lmao the shoulder pavise looks way too goofy
should be in a box next to the second carrage rng based tho
they will be fixing these issues soon. weapon handling and balance being degraded this way is not something that is good nor realistic
BRIGANDEEEEEEEEEEEE
is the amd blood bug still in this new patch
is it normal if the dmg to player/enemy is set to max?
carried me through peasant
why bros chestplate got that...
Is it worth it after upd 2?
have they fixed how quickly npcs kill, i feel like the sliders don’t do much
If it's where the blood pools are enormous, then yes I believe so. Still experiencing it as I play
weapon value is around 13k lmao, and with insurance probably close to 18k
how do i rank up in progression mode? I have my rank progress all the way up but it won't level up
there is no exit button when doing abyss in progression
Yo I hven't been able to play just yet.
How's the performance coming along? Is it really as bad as people say or are they somewhat exaggerating?
oh cooked
before you buy and refund instantly disable fullscreen
i really wish there was smashing gore - that hammer a beggar can start with should explode a head like Gallagher
yes! it ran decently pre update (for me at least) and now it’ll run even better! The bad reviews are blown way out of proportion so dont listen to the
i never died in progression idk
hope they fix that soon
Is there a way to turn off the annoying swish sound when you swing stuff?
my kill was too cool it fatal errored
half sword easy
Do the tourney.
Perhaps just less damage taken from junk-kicking
how to play splitscreen?
How does the multiplayer work?
nothing funnier than faceplanting into the dirt in first person
has the blood been fixed? im still having weird ass bugs with it
I made my willie have armour everywhere but my legs
Oh that's epic
Is the slums like the biggest map
uhh guys 15 souls seek revenge am i screwed
Cyberpunk in ultra has more fps than half sword in medium (in my PC at least)
yeah the only reason why my first character (zacharais) died is because i was caught off guard by the zombies
guys is it normal for the dmg to player and enemy to be set at max
eating shit simulator
does the new game take a beefy pc to run?
you have to do a tourney
zombies gmfu
im stuck in stab mode again how do i fix that
I had 91 you're fine
what is meant by "ball crushing" in the new update?
anyone know what the insure mechanic does
i pay the soul guy often enough to make abyss easy
half sword is the best eating shit simulator
yes
thank god this chat has calmed down from the violent dev hate and the ragebaiters shitting on people who dont have a million dollars for a new modernized pc
if die or lose gear you dont actually lose gear
Honestly, leaving the balls on eunuchs is just extra cruel. They lose all the benefits, but still keep the vulnerability
Shit, I've got a 2060 lmao
Not really I think, but you can see the minimum requirements for the game
What does insure do?
New update
question why do some people have super big blood splatters like this\
just started playing post new hotfix and this feels really good rn
game has its problems but so did the community
bros 45 fps normal with rtx5070 and 64gb ram ?
how to play splitscreen?
You can kick em in the balls and punch em in the liver
That's the blood bug for AMD users
nah. Use two handed axe and don't let them bite you
makes it so u wont lose your weapon
if u fully die you keep the gear you ensure
oh cool
i have a ryzen 5 5600x with a 6650xt
amd and intel gpu
Well you see, once a month women...
finally, a calm nuanced and properly neutral take.
unlocks more stuff in freemode
new update
im the other way around, ball free since 2003 😄
I've just gotten an update for half sword, another fix
Is cause in melee if you kicked the enemy in the nuts they'd instantly go down
Does anyone know the best way to get stronk? How long does it take to get to Demo handling, if ever?
are gouls copys of people i killed or just random?
what happens if they bite me
no way, thats hilarious
I'm waiting for them to fix the blood bug before I play more. It's way too distracting and I don't like playing with blood off
copies
ive got a rx 6750 xt and i play on high, its very enjoyable apart from the blood issue which i hope theyre still trying to fix
copies
people you kill
i had to take break from the server because of this
hell nah dont go centrist on my ass just cuz ppl were being ridiculous dont mean you gotta pull out the enlightenment
why does decreasing the foilage straight up reduce my fps
could you dm me your settings? because I was getting like 40-60 on medium in the demo
goto the fencer and train. Swing heavy weapons around a bunch
in what graphics?
bug with graphics settings
Women update?
i dont understand, is an 11th gen i7 and a 4070ti super really that good? i mean its a 5 yr old cpu
guys i didnt make it.. after the baron damaged me, a normal zombie killed me wow 😭 i killed 50 or so..
there will be in like a few weeks or months
But the nuts have been nerfed 😞
my first run i killed like 350 people and i didn’t realize i’d have to kill them all to survive the abyss so i died pretty fast
How much did the new update help with optimization?
CPUs dont age as poorly
does anyone know how to use multiplayer?
anyone found sabatons yet?
You keep gear of you drop it. I use it on my 2 handed so I can drop it to hold treasure
I got folded by a spiked log
okay this is absolute bullshit
How do I invert the knife and use it like in the Half Sword trailer?
lowkey also i'm getting used to the physics, you just gotta be way more intentional with swings and the punishment for making bad moves is so much more
Them bites r op ash
nah, just use candlestick
lol
Why are there less armor and weapon choices in free mode than progression?
it's from minor to moderate improvements for slums
its a certain dagger
find the knife
so its playable now
why is zombie BARON there i was prepared for it
have to get it in progression and insure
its almost like running on mud is a bad idea
demo >>
great lost my man at arms stuff cause of this bug https://medal.tv/de/games/half-sword/clips/m1DDjKQ5lH4PgPNGu?invite=cr-MSw5TXAsNDc1Mjk1MzY4&v=15
Sieh dir Untitled von itzzsunny161 und Millionen weiterer Half Sword-Videos auf Medal an. #halfsword
depends pc
toddler attempting to walk
Does anyone now how to use multiplayer?
@shell bronze idk i guess im just scared of putting a higher overclock on it, i think im runnning a 4.6 on a 3.6 base card
is there a way to increase the blood and gore amount?
I already have a knife
half sword got the mud physics
is there any way to edit the amount of currency you have? asking because I finished the game and want to fool around but free mode isn't too good at the moment
Well, running in mud ain’t the best idea
In settings > game
i have a modern midrange pc
me when i run and try to turn around on wet sloped mud hill
i was just flung 10 miles into the air in the abyss
Has anyone figured out the local multiplayer yet? It has only been seen with two side by side computers.
Bro the zombies scared the shit out of me like they bit my head bro
is it me or the game is so laggy with massive frame drops? demo wasnt never like this
-60?
Why can I not progress to the new tier?
I can't get the tourney
my bad, it's a specific knifw in the cellar
there is, you can assign your mercs to be player twos
Ball crushing nerf
Absolute cinema
how do i become muscular like the sexy dude in the trailer
gottie 😂
cuz its night time
what no its just cause you expressed dislike of both extremes which is unfortunately very rare to see online.
Chance of me being able to run it on an rx 580? I could run the demo on medium just fine but idk about this
rest and see what happens
im slow thank you
how does one wear pauldrons
ryzen 7600 and rx 7600 with 16gb of ram
on my second and current run i had to kill 80 zombies because i refused to pay the abyss dood
My pc is too fried for free mode so while i was waiting i was doing abyss, its so much harder than before
Rest and next day it will be there
am getting frame drops to 5-10 fps with a 4070 ti and ryzen 9 5900x idk why
your mileage may vary
is anyone still experiencing the "slow swing" bug? i used to get it in the demo but i always fixed it by setting my framerate to 60, it seems like if your framerate is higher than that your wrists lock up wayyy more. In the early access ful release it doesnt matter what i set my framerate to, my swings with any weapon are super slow and dont follow my mouse properly.
https://imgur.com/a/lBiP7YR ryzen 5600x, 4070 8gb and 48gb of ram and the game runs smooth ah like this
how do i get to boxing only mode?
game not optimized
I predicted that as soon as they patched the bugs ppl would be happy again
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Doesn't exist
They bit my Willy's willy. He screamed very loudly
i really thought we could get to fight the jester and do the fools wheel
i guess ill have to see
devs will keep working on this game
YO ANYONE NOTICED THAT THEY FIXED BILLHOOK BLADE DRAGGING??? ITS SO GOOD
is there not a way to use like remote play to do it
You can pay someone to not go to the abyss?
Did you also predict that the sun will set this evening
What do you need to wear to wear pauldrons????
I was baffled because in the revenge of the souls I died out of nowhere and discovered that zombies bite, and I've already lost 2 lives to just 2 zombies.
BTW does anybody have a recording of the opening cutscene bc I accidently skipped it and I really wanted to see it
It's a change to inertia. Make a bug report and hopefully it gets fixed. It feels really odd when you notice it.
not optimized properly just wait im sure they will fix it considering there was an update earlier
or lower the amount of souls you fight
where the cannons at
That was like the only issue really. All of the content they added is fire otherwise
yea, the seer at night
Liver hit will be interesting for fist fights actually, no more aiming up any swinging mindlessly for headtaps
Vambraces, arming doublet
Any available roadmap for EA?
there might be just has to be worked out, pretty sure people are using parsec to do split screen mostly
Is there any way to edit how much currency you have? asking because I finished the game and want to fool around but free mode isn't too good atm
im traumatized from centrists in political spaces so centrist-esque wording illicits an immediate negative reaction from me my bad gang
mine runs great on ultra with a 4070 ti, have you tried updating drivers?
damn, ball crushing nerfed
Thanks
They most likely are as we speak
the blood pooling is still not fixed
no, but assume major fixes within next month before content updates continue
ayy i got out of death
parsec?
@modest nacelle @north wigeon ive found using blunt really saves my ass if i die
Your character strength gets progressively better as you progress through the tiers, that will affect your swings.
so this isnt a bug? it feels the exact same aas the bug in the demo
Polearms have felt kinda awful to use rn but maybe I'm just rusty to Half Sword
theres one out ill do it and see
i get why they added it i just kind of wish there was an effect or something so then players wouldnt slip on mud and think its a bug 😭
if you don't want to pay you can also fight zombies in batches to cut down on the ultimate number of souls you've built up
if they dont fix slums in 12 days then i gotta refund the game
SLUMS WORKS WELL NOW FOR ME RAHHHHHH
yeah i love bonking the crap out of people
i think the new liver shot feature is broken because i get lost fights even in sword fights which should work like that bro
just refund it atp and buy back when fixed
9 SOULS SEEK REVENGE
I AM A FUCKING BEGGAR DUDE
LET ME FUCKING HAVE A CHANCE
🙏
a remote desktop thing a lot of games use for multiplayer (usually modded in)
i am at the highest tier of the game, my character looks extremely muscular
why is this house made of blood
I don't think so because it's consistent with all polearms or heavy weapons across multiple players. I think it's an intentional change
Beat this shit outta people with shields
Has combat/weapon handling changed at all? Anyone notice anything like that?
I like to just make a massive wacky mace
the pitchfork kinda look different...
where would one aquire this
i've got time so i may as well wait
Whats the point of refunding if ur gonna buy it later anyways????
What does reflex do? In the graphics settings???
I think it's a bug tbh. It's so weird and broken looking that I just don't believe it's an intentional change. Hopefully it's fixed soon it's most noticable with long weapons you grip low, like big swords and 2 handed axes
uh can we reduce the damage done by limbs which are no longer attached to bodies please? I just almost got knocked out when a severed arm flung at my head xDD
@shell bronze is it true that the higher your frame rate the more your 2 handed swings lock up more??
the normal pitchfork is still there you just gotta find it
Nvidia reflex. Turn it off if you're on amd
HOLY THEY FIXED THE JAB?? THI SIS SO MUCH BETTER THEN THE DEMO
is it just me or can they game only run good at medium graphics
should i use flail or axe (the long two-handed axe)
im on peasant btw
https://parsec.app/ pretty sure people used this in the demo/other tech tests
idk you ask the few hundred people who threatened/announced their refunds publicly instead of just doing it
just hit them first
i really thoguht this guy was a woman for a second-
i did the cellar retribution and got my ass beat
the slumss map has somewhat better FPS now,unironically congrats devs!
I'm playing it on my steam deck w
thats strange then. For me it looks as if im swinging the weapon as fast as it normally would be going, but then the weapon seems to hit some kind of wall made of petroleum jelly and slows down
@versed latch i have the settings maxed bc i have a cpu bottleneck
unsure, but physics are tied to fps some way
WTF
I killed 2 ZOMBIES AND I GOT REVIVED?
Before I killed like 5-6 AND I DIDN'T GET REVIVED
IT WAS LIKE 9 SOULS TOO
Has combat or weapon handling changed at all?
It's unrelated to fps. That was an issue in the demo. The one in game atm is an intentional change I believe.
hey willies can wear dresses too
Axe is better in my opinion
Couldn't tell you then homie, it's day two of EA so there's bound to be problems. Hopefully someone else can help you or the devs fix it soon. ❤️
Add the ability to drag weapons to your inventory slot of choice devs please
but what does it do ffs
Does anyone have a video of a livershot?
i hate the willies that have that stick with the spikes around it
Use whatever feels best for you. Everyone got a different fav weapon
i have my frame locked at 240 rn but ill drop to 60 and test
even though the game released in a rough state I believe in this dev team tbh
Pack it up warstaff the flails the new meta favorite this thing takes down everything
why does this barrel have a boss bar
OMG I UNLOCKED VETRAN RANK AAAAAAA 
flail is peak, axe is better for champions though
yeah no i get it just wondering if anyone had some easy fix
lowk flail better 😭
-# in my opinion pls dont slime me out
this game has amazing potential
?
I HAVENT DIED IN LIKE 5 RANKS AM CRAZY
so uh
can i hire muscle for the tournaments?
range is the name of the game without armor
at this moment in time stabbing and stuff doesn't feel perfected hopefully they fix it
Yes actually
Best answer
Polearms are extremely difficult to swing fluidly imo rn
y
holy shit they nerfed the halberd so hard, it genuinely struggles to even cut the enemy even when i hit center mass with all my might
i use a double handed sword and half sword it because its half sword
So nobody has figured out how to get multiplayer running yet?
the flail is goated fr
do short people devolope muscle faster in half sword?
i swear being ticked by a mace causes willie to curl up into a ball and preish
flail is the best beggar weapon but use axe
how is the game running since the bug fix/ optimisation?
in progression mode what does insuring weapons do
update helped slums performance a bit. its playable now at least
game is so laggy 😭
40 fps in slums and no amd blood pooling fix
ran great before that, people are just trying to run this game on 15 year old GPUs
So your Willie actually does get more jacked over time?
tbh halberds were way too strong in demo
how to beat the flail
step one: rush and hope for the best
step two: bonk or stab or whatever
step three: success
i do not enjoy the flail
you liar
What’s ball crushing
flail is op
yes! its wonderful
Yeah. Caps around the time you get to veteran/man at arms
flail. and pocket that tiny hatchet with the huge blade
please make it so that the character stops falling for no reason/can get up quick again like it was in the demo since months
@prisma stag i know you can hire a merc and have a splitscreeen there, not sure how to fight eachother tho
Oh
Other guy appears when you have two opponents
kicking the enemy in the balls, makes them back off and grab their crotch in brawls
the blood in its current state
I know how it works, but nobody has done it, it works in freeplay too.
mace + balls = pain/death
dont run downhill in armor and use lighter armor for slums
real bro
two people asked what it did and all you said was it's whole name.
I was wondering because I did a low level brawl while I'm at veteran and I was like holy shit I look like a beast compared to this peasant
The blood is good
anyone else getting shredded by the abyss zombies? I'm just trying to fuck around and they just keep eating me before I can even get a swing in.
holy shit my slums is running like butter now, the stutters are actually just gone
Js took a war mace out of the abyss 🤑
reduces input latency
i got my ass BEAT by a zombie that had enough of my shit HE DIDNT EVEN BITE ME IT WAS JUST STRAIGHT UP FADE
my weapons do like 0 damage but theirs instantly knock me out
polearms or chop them in half with bladed weapons and max gore
they don't fuck around
swing half a second earlier, its just a matter of timing
Definitely feels like I have to be more careful about distancing with those guys 😂
idiot peasent doesnt work out with massive swords
UPDATE!!!
I'm using a two-handed spear but when used with any technique that uses half-sword transition it behaves like a staff 😭 no stabby
long pokey or bonky things
its in the settings
Yeah I don't like that they can bite your hand halfway through being hot on the face and instantly disarm you
Syncs your cpu and gpu to have less input delay. Or you could have just typed it into Google 😭
New update let's go
Has the slums started to lag less?
Beat the baron on my first character!
im getting annihilated by a champion that has the long spear with the spikes on it
hiring muscle is so fun
bro i aint talking about slums, just any knight fight in general is horrible, if you try to do realistic combat close distance you will get sent down, basically like it was in the demo before the physics rework
half sword it and hold alt and you can poke i've found
beat zombies in the head with candlestick and finish them off/chop them in half on the ground with a one handed axe on max gore to survive early game abyss
i got pieced up by a bag of bones bro
long pokey thing and bonk the shi out of them
ik that i think its just the sickle being a bad weapon
keep your distance, keep shift held down, bait their attack if they have a weapon then punish. Use flail or two handed axe. Don't let them get close to bite you. If they get you down, try kicking/grabbing to keep them away and get up quicker
What is the update?
i got severed in half by a single zombie
i like having my willie squad
I lowkey just bopp them with a mace once and they go down, I really dont understand why people have so many problems
why can u barely damage the zombies
splitscreen fun
thats gonna hurt
anyone have more realistic settings in terms of damage dispersion? I feel like Mike Tyson one punching all these peasants
nyehehe built myself stairs to get a shiny!
Read the info
how do i use the crossbow
fuck my mercenary went right in and cut the champions leg off in one swing this is peak
Spar your mercenaries and let them kill you over and over again and they'll gain weight.
I changed the dx11 to 12 and it lags less for me
when i play splitscreen with controller and mouse and keyboard i control only the first player
the last few attempts just spawn with only the lantern, wtf am I supposed to do with that?
Lore accurate Flail use
i finished the game already, it's just frustrating to see the combat system being like this
optimization #updates
I didn’t even know you can choke out the npcs holy shit
Did the update make the game run worse for anyone else?
go pick up a candlestick
i mean i dont have any issues with it
why is this game so laggy 😭
yea, I meant like fighting techniques that aren't done by stabbing in half-sword stance, but for example to throw-stab you take it in half sword and to your right, and then you swing left and change to normal stance at the same time and it launches the tip forward
its crazy that half swording is strong in a game called half sword
okay, tried using a 2 handed mace for like an hour, im gonna stop playing until they fix polearms because holy shit is it insufferable to wield
I don’t know if it lags less for me because when I checked to see if the setting was on that it already was so I had no idea what it was like before
damn I need a footjob from Wilheim Willie Fisher from the hit game half sword life
i'm running slums on high and it's good now
wille hosue
how can i shoot the crossbow
anyone have more realistic settings in terms of damage dispersion? I feel like Mike Tyson one punching all these peasants
this is highkey a skill issue, use a shorter or lighter weight mace or get a stronger guy
halfsword is such a good game that theres a technique named after it
noted dont walk on the slums bridge awesome
ah i see, very true, might have to fuck around and test swing patterns and shi
you need arrows i think
there'd have to be one around for me to pick up to do that!
wait until the baron gives you a light tap on the finger and you fall down and gotta wait 30 seconds to get back up, if the enemy even allows you
armor adjusting be like: make armor better? yes or no
wait a min theres framegen?
how do u do that
Where is this
simply aim and shoot
The forest lags the most for me for some reason more then slums
same, it went from like 29 fps on medium to 45fps on high
How long do the mercenaries stay with you? One round?
Yay I found the dagger in the cellar
how is this man still connected
how do i see fps
i played exclusively polearms in the demo, they all feel like garbage in the playtest
it's in the inn
What is that
direct x 12 also helped a lot
split screen is actually so fun you guys have to try it
I think you need to pay them daily or let them go
how do u get it to work??
direct x12 gave you better frames?!
Ikr
Ah ok
Woahhh good find
how ever long you pay them
I mean i'm veteran rn and my poleaxe lowkey feels like dogshit unless I swing extremely slow and deliberate or use it in the alternate grip
Splitscreen is great but the delay from steam remote play is annoying, it would be nice if they added online or LAN multiplayer
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for an example here's how throw-stab works in the demo using a long sword
uh why my autofocus wont work
guys is it just me or is flail completely busted for the first three ranks ?
they feel realistic, sounds like you were relying on demo buggy physics when you shouldnt have been
- flail has midrange and is actually really good at hitting your enemy before they hit you
- if you can hit in the head well, you knock them out almost instantly and dont kill them, so you dont have to save your soul
especially for begger/peasant rank, flail is really, really good if you dont want to kill so you dont have to go to the abyss to save your soul
How does it work? Like you fight against 2 player right?
feels so good to just block a spear boys hit with half swording and then just drag the sword through his side
How
no it doesnt lmao
it never stops being good
W good looks
guys is it weird im getting like 30 fps on medium graphics? i have a ryzen 5 5600 with a rx 6650xt?
how do I rank up
I know parsec is better than steam remote play for that stuff
same issues... but slightly less
unreal engine unlocker
I just bought half sword, opened it, my computer crqshed and now i cant even open discord on the PC