#halfsword-chat-⚔
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a white tear slips down my leg
MY PANTS ARE SOILED CAUSE OF HALF SWORD
fist play
15 MINUTES LEFT
OH MY GOD
This place is hell.
You all are in for a treat
less than 1hr
THE TIME LEFT TILL HALFSWORD IS = 60 / 3 + 4 * 2 - 10 / 2 - 8
IM SOO HYPEE
I
Pick a card, any card
Step into the yard
Hit his head
Make him beg
Crack his skull
Like a rotten egg
Push his face into the mud
Bathe your blade in the bastard's blood!
Deal him pain
Sever a vein
Drive a spike
Through his hedgeborn brain
Catch a blow To the head
When was the last time you really bled?
Show me your dance of death
Till they take their dying breath
I want to hear screams of pain
Remember their loss is your gain
Claw your way to the top
Let their corpses be your crop
Make them beg
Make them bleed
I shall give you what you need
Riches.
Power.
Love of the crowd...
Come and make your Dada proud
did tts randomly turn on for you guys too?
HALF SWORD TODAY
i want to hear screams of pain
15 willies
It's better than I hoped
Pick a card, any card
Step into the yard
Hit his head
Make him beg
Crack his skull
Like a rotten egg
Push his face into the mud
Bathe your blade in the bastard's blood!
Deal him pain
Sever a vein
Drive a spike
Through his hedgeborn brain
Catch a blow To the head
When was the last time you really bled?
Show me your dance of death
Till they take their dying breath
I want to hear screams of pain
Remember their loss is your gain
Claw your way to the top
Let their corpses be your crop
Make them beg
Make them bleed
I shall give you what you need
Riches.
Power.
Love of the crowd...
Come and make your Dada proud
while yall are spending your f*king last fking 15 fking minutes waiting for fking half sword to release while your sitting in your fking chair im over here fking beating my fking Willie to fking Willie
Pick a card, any card
Step into the yard
Hit his head
Make him beg
Crack his skull
Like a rotten egg
Push his face into the mud
Bathe your blade in the bastard's blood!
Deal him pain
Sever a vein
Drive a spike
Through his hedgeborn brain
Catch a blow To the head
When was the last time you really bled?
Show me your dance of death
Till they take their dying breath
I want to hear screams of pain
Remember their loss is your gain
Claw your way to the top
Let their corpses be your crop
Make them beg
Make them bleed
I shall give you what you need
Riches.
Power.
Love of the crowd...
Come and make your Dada proud
Stop spamming the song, not gonna say it again
optimization? 🤔
bro stop leaking the game
Pick a card, any card
Step into the yard
Hit his head
Make him beg
Crack his skull
Like a rotten egg
Push his face into the mud
Bathe your blade in the bastard's blood!
Deal him pain
Sever a vein
Drive a spike
Through his hedgeborn brain
Catch a blow To the head
When was the last time you really bled?
Show me your dance of death
Till they take their dying breath
I want to hear screams of pain
Remember their loss is your gain
Claw your way to the top
Let their corpses be your crop
Make them beg
Make them bleed
I shall give you what you need
Riches.
Power.
Love of the crowd...
Come and make your Dada proud
ONE MORE HOUR
Theirs more willies here than have been in Bonnie Blue
Ok
I spot a lain enjoyer
cant chat because of the spamming
https://www.twitch.tv/menostrece HOW DOES THIS GUY HAVE IT ALREADY
MINUTES
Pick a card, any card
Step into the yard
Hit his head
Make him beg
Crack his skull
Like a rotten egg
Push his face into the mud
Bathe your blade in the bastard's blood!
Deal him pain
Sever a vein
Drive a spike
Through his hedgeborn brain
Catch a blow To the head
When was the last time you really bled?
Show me your dance of death
Till they take their dying breath
I want to hear screams of pain
Remember their loss is your gain
Claw your way to the top
Let their corpses be your crop
Make them beg
Make them bleed
I shall give you what you need
Riches.
Power.
Love of the crowd...
Come and make your Dada proud
im so excited
14 MINUTES REMAIN.
IM HALF SWORDING IT IM HALF SWORDING IT
10 minutes dummy
14 min
I just said it's good, but yeah alright I'll stop talking about it
hello guys, is this the fortnite training community?
NEXT PERSON TO POST THE SONG GOES DISNEYLAND
real
Executions
One hour they just said itll be 1
its so close
first person in a long time to recognize
pick a card, any card
yeah, welcome
HALF SWORD 2
k a card, any card
Step into the yard
Hit his head
Make him beg
Crack his skull
Like a rotten egg
Push his face into the mud
Bathe your blade in the bastard's blood!
Deal him pain
Sever a vein
Drive a spike
Through his hedgeborn brain
Catch a blow To the head
When was the last time you really bled?
Show me your dance of death
Till they take their dying breath
I want to hear screams of pain
Remember their loss is your gain
Claw your way to the top
Let their corpses be your crop
Make them beg
Make them bleed
I shall give you what you need
Riches.
Power.
Love of the crowd...
Pic
Come and make your Dada proud!
How fun is split screen
where is the game
Pick a card, any card
Step into the yard
Hit his head
Make him beg
Crack his skull
Like a rotten egg
Push his face into the mud
Bathe your blade in the bastard's blood!
Deal him pain
Sever a vein
Drive a spike
Through his hedgeborn brain
Catch a blow To the head
When was the last time you really bled?
Show me your dance of death
Till they take their dying breath
I want to hear screams of pain
Remember their loss is your gain
Claw your way to the top
Let their corpses be your crop
Make them beg
Make them bleed
I shall give you what you need
Riches.
Power.
Love of the crowd...
Come and make your Dada proud
how to turn tts off?
Pick a card, any card
Step into the yard
Hit his head
Make him beg
Crack his skull
Like a rotten egg
Push his face into the mud
Bathe your blade in the bastard's blood!
Deal him pain
Sever a vein
Drive a spike
Through his hedgeborn brain
Catch a blow To the head
When was the last time you really bled?
Show me your dance of death
Till they take their dying breath
I want to hear screams of pain
Remember their loss is your gain
Claw your way to the top
Let their corpses be your crop
Make them beg
Make them bleed
I shall give you what you need
Riches.
Power.
Love of the crowd...
Come and make your Dada proud
Maxxed out graphic settings
i remember watchinng a video saying it would be free
I've barely played
I cant believe slowmode is enabled
how long till game releases
Pick a card, any card
Step into the yard
Hit his head
Make him beg
Crack his skull
Like a rotten egg
Push his face into the mud
Bathe your blade in the bastard's blood!
Deal him pain
Sever a vein
Drive a spike
Through his hedgeborn brain
Catch a blow To the head
When was the last time you really bled?
Show me your dance of death
Till they take their dying breath
I want to hear screams of pain
Remember their loss is your gain
Claw your way to the top
Let their corpses be your crop
Make them beg
Make them bleed
I shall give you what you need
Riches.
Power.
Love of the crowd...
Come and make your Dada proud
guys it looks really optimized im hype
be not the cause of my death 💔
15 minutes left until im half swording it
it's -13 (yt with 2M follows)
come and make your dada proud, this is a half sword or epstein quote?
Pick a card, any card
Step into the yard
Hit his head
Make him beg
Crack his skull
Like a rotten egg
Push his face into the mud
Bathe your blade in the bastard's blood!
Deal him pain
Sever a vein
Drive a spike
Through his hedgeborn brain
Catch a blow To the head
When was the last time you really bled?
Show me your dance of death
Till they take their dying breath
I want to hear screams of pain
Remember their loss is your gain
Claw your way to the top
Let their corpses be your crop
Make them beg
Make them bleed
I shall give you what you need
Riches.
Power.
Love of the crowd...
Come and make your Dada proud
1 * 2 + 3 * 4 + 5 * 6 / 10 - 3 + 1 MINUTES LEFT
14 minutes
Pick a card, any card
Step into the yard
Hit his head
Make him beg
Crack his skull
Like a rotten egg
Push his face into the mud
Bathe your blade in the bastard's blood!
Deal him pain
Sever a vein
Drive a spike
Through his hedgeborn brain
Catch a blow To the head
When was the last time you really bled?
Show me your dance of death
Till they take their dying breath
I want to hear screams of pain
Remember their loss is your gain
Claw your way to the top
Let their corpses be your crop
Make them beg
Make them bleed
I shall give you what you need
Riches.
Power.
Love of the crowd...
Come and make your Dada proud
WOOOOOOOO
it is not
how much is the game gonna be?
half sword
They can't keep making us waiting 😭
holy spam holy spam holy spam
10 in 3
video lied
notification settings
Enough
GTA 6 wannabe with all the delays 
IS IT NOT 7:00 CET???????? HOLY SHIT I WAS PLAYING UNTRUSTED
Pick a card, any card
Step into the yard
Hit his head
Make him beg
Crack his skull
Like a rotten egg
Push his face into the mud
Bathe your blade in the bastard's blood!
Deal him pain
Sever a vein
Drive a spike
Through his hedgeborn brain
Catch a blow To the head
When was the last time you really bled?
Show me your dance of death
Till they take their dying breath
I want to hear screams of pain
Remember their loss is your gain
Claw your way to the top
Let their corpses be your crop
Make them beg
Make them bleed
I shall give you what you need
Riches.
Power.
Love of the crowd...
Come and make your Dada proud
@mighty nexus
13 minutos
RICHES POWER LOVE OF THE CROWDDD!!
lollllllllllllllll
Ragamuffin!
dude im so hyped
25 grochen
the collective schizo meltdown of this server is something to behold for sure
Put a timer on. Fr.
new challange unlocked;
beat your meat to halfsword charakters.
Theres a guy who's got 24 viewers streaming it already
13 MINUTES REMAIN.
How much will the game cost with a two-week discount?
you're being fed horse radish then gang im sorry to tell you
according to leaks it will be around 150-250$
jumpscare
Someone is already playing jesus christ
aaaaaaaa siiiiiiiiiiiin
every song poster has been sent to disneyland
AAAAAAAAAAA
gamers
@mighty nexus
Pick a card, any card
Step into the yard
Hit his head
Make him beg
Crack his skull
Like a rotten egg
Push his face into the mud
Bathe your blade in the bastard's blood!
Deal him pain
Sever a vein
Drive a spike
Through his hedgeborn brain
Catch a blow To the head
When was the last time you really bled?
Show me your dance of death
Till they take their dying breath
I want to hear screams of pain
Remember their loss is your gain
Claw your way to the top
Let their corpses be your crop
Make them beg
Make them bleed
I shall give you what you need
Riches.
Power.
Love of the crowd...
Come and make your Dada proud
Your too fast with the timeouts i cant keep up
will half sword have a mode where we can obey north korean laws
weird...
wow thats a lot of people
Just turn Discord's volume down for 15 minutes lol
is there a difference in release time on steam vs EA?
@mighty nexus
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Is this game gonna have multpplayer?
I WANT TO MAKE MY DADA PROUD
wheres the fucking game
I can't wait to bathe my blade in the bastard's blood, is just few minutes
My personal best is third boss and today i got into sixth boss. Yall happy of me boyz
14 +30/6(5) - 4 = 14+5-4 = 15 minutes aint no way im a genius
BORN TO JEST FORCED TO JOUST
# HOW DO PEOPLE ALREADY HAVE IT OMG ITS AMAZING
Where is it
Will it have freemode?
13 minutes into the future
@mighty nexus
so hyped to play the demo in 12 minutes
only splitscreen on launch iirc
Local/split screen
WILLIE SHOULD BE IN THE UFC
yes
How much will the gane Cost?
WHERE IS TEH GAME
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
💔💔💔
bro can they release already
im pretty sure yeah
WHERE
is it open at xx:00
And their firstbornes too big-E island
Keys where given out to some people
Idk, en el chat de -13 dicen que se la ha dado un dev antes de la salida del juego
Li la lu le lo bitch
ten minutes!!
I refuse to watch that twitch stream I already got some gameplay spoiled for me lol
dam they generous
does it matter? 😉
12 MINUTES REMAIN.
yo pls can you delay for more i am be afk thank you dev, delay like one more hour
@mighty nexus
uhhhh what ??
new where's waldo spin-off series?
@mighty nexus
where is this
Half Sword rhymes with Daft Board.
Gassy Willie or Pregnant Willie?
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@mighty nexus
12 minutes
Local means i can steam share with friend ?
Guys an ai voice keeps telling me what you all are saying how do I turn it off?
i know what this means. I would delete
DEDJDE?"d
Gassy Willie wins
12 minutes I'M GOING CRAZY
i remember when this game was niche 🥹
I hope the Devs remember that they have to hit a button to make the game go live
La Li Lu Le Lo, Willie
No waldo, but Baldo is ok I hope
half-sword 6
Its in your head
@mighty nexus
How much will the game cost with a two-week discount?
WHERE IS THE GAME FAHH
Half sword GC rn
i understand why people like preorders now
Whos excited bro
HALFSWORD IN 11 MINUTES
I believe so
💯💯💯💯💯
clueless please tell me i made the list im so cooked for this release 😭 🙏 remember your biggest ac unit
GOODNESS GRACIUS EVERYTHING IS TINGLING
willy or willy
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in the voice channel, but you are not level3 so you cannot access it
@mighty nexus
RELEASE THE WILLI FILES
IT'S OUT NOW
settings > notifications > advanced > turn off /tt
some streamers got it a little early this looks goated
You might have schizophrenic bro
notification settings
will full game add sex?
Who's gonna be the first to write a review???
oh hell nah its 10 minutes now
how many hours til game drops
WHERE GAME
Eso es lo que han dicho en el chat. Tiene sentido en su caso (ahora mismo tiene casi 3k personas viendo). El de 24 no tengo ni idea de como la ha conseguido.
@mighty nexus
10 minutes come on
10 mins
why does time go so slow...
Does any know, how much the game will cost?
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10 mis
lol scaring people is so fun
WHERE GAME
at least 3
bro dont spoil what the flip
Yo this happened to me too. I hadnt enabled any accessibility settings
1/6 OF AN HOUR
i love you all
lol scaring people is so fun
NOOOOOOOOOOO SPOILER
Were y'all also down bad for one of your aunts when you were teenagers?
i see, thanks for reply
we NEED sillie wex
did you not see the hour long sex scene in the trailer?
cant believe im about to uninstall the demo
HOW DO I TURN OFF TTS
10 MINUTES REMAIN!
10 minutes
ye it is
Gassy vs pregnant Willie V2
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30
2
Pregnant
i can't see willie with hairs
Currency? Bro what stop with the spoilers
10 MINUTES
guys i just woke up what did i miss
how do streamers have it already??
@mighty nexus
how it feels to misspread info ahhh
brazil price?
We did it
are we gonna get to see willies penis
half sword today or half sword tomorrow
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half sword today
halfsword
what if it comes out at 7pm
SOMEONES STREAMING IT DONT LOOK
10 MINUTES
PRENANT
@mighty nexus
My Willie is about to burst from excitement and can't wait the 10 minutes
The message is empty
i want this game now
Hopesword early access
jeez this is a long slow mode helpppp
The early access
no but for my moms friends!
10 MINUTES
I really don't think the streamers should be streaming this until it's released kind of poor taste
Long have we awaited this moment
Guys go say goodbye to your demo willies
anyone still have the playtest downloaded?
halfsword
I NEEEDD ITTTTTTTT
MAKE THE GAME FREE PLEASE ! if its early access why do u make us pay bro i playeded demo for 500 hours pls give it for free PLEASEEEE!
HALF SWORD IN 10 minutes
TURN OFF TTS IN THE ADVANCED NOTIFICATION SETTINGS
Had this game a online mode???
Alot of people has this problem too but i dont
IM LEAKING
PICKLE HIM!!
My willie is rock solid
they do?
im genuinly bouta nuh everywhere
son
10 MINS RAAAHHHHH
spoiler alert hashtag oops my bad 
HALFSWORD <t:1769792400:R>
OH GOD IM SO CLOSE ONLY 10 MINUTES
will there be dildos as weapons in thr full game?
пацаны все переходите на русский мне неудобно так читать
@mighty nexus
LESSS GO PEASANTS
No online people move it on
no
i just wanted to be sure it was real
ill pay it for you trust
got my toes curling like that one shrek scene
10 minutes
oh my god what a dumbass you are, they spent years on end to work on it and your greedy ass wants it for free ???
don’t think it’s supposed to rn, possibly in the future but not initially
TRIVIA TIME
What was the name of the old model used in Half Sword Dungeon?
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WGHEREREEE IS HALF SWORRRDDDDDDD
9 MINUTES REMAIN!
Are you serious? It is very common for Early Access to be a paid product.
how do streamers have it already???
oh this looks cool as hell, i cant wait to try this game
9 minutes
i wonder how the abyss will look like
what streamer and where if i may ask
WE NEED IT NOW DAMN! WILLIES 4 LIFE WILLIES 4 LIFE WILLIES 4 LIFE WILLIES 4 LIFE WILLIES 4 LIFE WILLIES 4 LIFE WILLIES 4 LIFE WILLIES 4 LIFE!
dw it is my dad works for the jester he confirmed
IM HALF SWORDING IT IN 9 MINUTES

9 minutos omfg
MY WILLIE HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
times going slower than boo from fucking turbo
looks peak
guys if my computer runs the Demo it will run the EA right?
hedgeborn
Ahhhhhh
9 MINUTES, GET YOUR WILLIES READY!!!
FART SWORD
GOD BLESS ME MUDDER N FADDED
( MINNNN
HOOK ME UP
we gon see willies willy?
9 misn lets gooooooooooooooooooo
Thank you
this jester will make me not buy the game
I TOLD YOU ITS 10 MINUTES AN HOUR AGO NOW YOU BELIEVE ME?????
GO AND SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR DEMO WILLIES GENTLEMEN !!!!
8 MESSAGES TILL HALF SWORDING!!!
COME AND MAKE YOUR DADA PROUD!!!!!
YEA
hej i am new is this dating simulator thank you pls sex i ned it
streamer with 40 viewers getting access 💔
STEAM WILL CRASH!
How much is it gonna cost
wow no online mode???? bullshit yo
I AM GOING TO CACA MYSELF
"Your mother is a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries!" 🏆
get me that ivory!
They are all in my hands
@mighty nexus
we all goonin to the new half sword game ✌️🥹
I fucking BEG for the regional prices to be set already bro ong, 25 dollars is like 2000 in my currency I'm poor as FUCK😭
Probably but we don't know yet
im slamming my willie into a door hinge r
Local multiplayer splitscreen
who else high af rn?
🚫 72ccracing, that command is disabled in this channel.
guys some streamers already play it!!
9 minutes to make your dady proud!
ha imagine being able to afford the game
dirt
EVERYONE PANIC
eight willies to go

8 MINUTES REMAIN!
9 minutes, I will play with my willy for 9 mins
I'LL CLEAN IT FOR YOU!!
WE GONNA HALFSWORD SO MUCH
who up slayin they willie?
i have 13 cens im rich
MY WILLIE IS EXPLODING
its early access and they've said many times how difficult online multiplayer is with a game like this its not that serious
hello guys
8 minutes✌️
@mighty nexus
@mighty nexus ich esse mein lümmel
thanks 🐖
halfswording
we’re getting half sword EA before GTA 6 ❤️🩹
ahhhhhh im so excited but scared i cant run it
IM GONNA MAKE MY DADA PROUD WILLIE
i love BBC
MY WILLIE DIED
holy shit im so excited
why is everyone talking about willies wth...
will you be able to stick a finger up someones butt
Please half sword I need this my willie is kind of swordless
im cooming
we all buying minute one
LAST DEMO FIGHTTTT
soon
im excited
IM HALFSWORDING IT
BBC
is it releasing soon
l o n g sword
8 minnn
7 MESSAGES TILL HALFSWORDING
PANIK!!
DON'T WATCH TOMZF STREAM, THE GAME IS SO GOOD
https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892 WE are all playing with our willies
how do ppl have it?
Rah!
WILLIES OUT IN EIGHT
is it just me or does the polearm have more limited reach when switching from one hand to another (to counter shield for example)
PANICPANICPANICPANIC
8 minutes..
ah ok i understand
combine our willies to give the game the strength to launch early
7
the end is near
WILLIE
Bro i dont think ill be able to afford it
7 minutes i cant wait
ACHT MINUTEN
900 farts until half sword
is now or never man
LAST DEMO RUN FOR ME!!!!
7 MINUTES
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O|===|* >________________>
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LETS GO
SIEBEN MINUTEN!
Blood sacrifice
does the game release at 12 or 1 est?
everyone get ready to pull your willie out soon
half sword gonna be the first game in months i havent pirated
MOD SUPPORT AND HUSSAR SABRES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also, since the cooldown is quite big, i will attach this music link in the same message.
https://youtu.be/le5R6E1nffM?si=9nFe4kQvG_6wNk9E
«Ale jeszcze nie jest pobity | Świetny okręt Rzeczpospolitej ;
Czasem we śnie widzę nagle | Jak rozwija świetne żagle»
Jacek Kowalski, «PSALM RODOWODOWY». Piosenka z 1986 roku, z cyklu «Śpiewniczek sarmacki». Niepublikowane nagranie z 2009 roku (z niewydanej jeszcze płyty "TERAZ SARMACJA").
Wish I wasn’t at work
no online multiplayer adn they ask for money, Greedy Devs.
should be next 7 mins
game releases next year
I think it's just the change in angle messing with your sense of spacing
Big Baron Claymore
7 MINUTES REMAIN!
SIEEEEEBEN NUR NOCH SIEEEEEBEN
WHY DOES IT SAY 2 HOURS NOW
I CANT WAIT FOR THE WILLY
7 MINUTES
7 minutes
7 MINUTES
I'M WILLYING MY WILLIE
is there actually willies willy in customization tab
7
@mighty nexus
bro they put so much effort in you have to be ragebaiting
devs pockets are gonna be FULL tn
I shall gave you what you need, come and make your dada proud, my willie is about to explode
WE WILL ALL COLLECTIVLY MAKE OUR DADA WILLIE PROUD
overrated game
ja man
will there be a sandbox
do i have time to play with my willie?
IS IT RELEASING IN 1 HOUR
sieben minuten meine deutsche gesellen
you have only been whining every time i see you in chat, you can just, NOT buy the game you know they do NOT need ur negative ass money anyways
JUST RELEASE IT 7 MINUTES EARLY
nice bait
WERE GONNA FLOOD THE STEAM REVIEWS WITH OUR WILLIES!!!
GENTLEMEN YOU MUST ALL SAY GOODBYE TO DEMO WILLIE , HE CANNOT BE FORGOTTEN BEAT HIM FOR A LAST TIME
Anyone else getting their last matches in the demo?
who else still has the half sword playtest downloaded?
6 minutes
how do yall get access to the vc
6
it’s a child if not bait
SIX MINUTES RAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MANUANUANUANUANUAAAAA
SECHS MINUTEN ÜBRIG
What’s the price again ?
is that lumberjackman!
O7 DEMO WILLIE
Oh wait.. i got no money..
im beating him real good
66666777777
Freut euch!
SIX MINUTES
6666
influencers, promoters, streamers (basically get the hype going)
https://youtu.be/LDq6jrjaJ1w?si=xFYN_N93-T3f18Vb how the hell did bro get early acess that fast
almost here
SEX MINUTES
omg omg omg
willies out in 6
SECHS MINUTEN
$30 or lower
my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too butterry ahh 🥀
thats dev lmao
content creator.
QUICK HALFSWORD GRIPP YOUR WILLIE
6 MINUTES REMAIN!
@mighty nexus
Tonights the Night
is it out yet
WHAT IS THE PRICE ?
IM READY TO BEAT MY WILLY!!!!
SIX MINUTES I NEED TO PREPARE FOR THE EXAMS BUT I'LL BE HERE
HOW MUCH IS HALF SWORD
no way they really did add sex
it’s been to years🥹✌️
ONE GAZITION DOLLLARRRR
crack his willie like a rotten egg
1 million dollar
@mighty nexus
i want THE GAME
300$
GET YOUR WEAPONS READY!!!!!! KILL ALL THE WILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOODBYE PAPA WILLIE
6 minutes...
Is it out can't check I'm not home
passion project for years by a small group of people that they made free, would you rather they sold their soul and added micro transactions so that they could continue to work the job that they do
Buy it at work and download it when you get home
are you ready to WILLIE
Just release gng
i already pulled my willie out
banaynay

OF really getting halfsword early, smh
cannot wait to beat our willies in unison
balls
im about to cuhhhhhhhhh... UUUUUUHOOOO....OOOOO11HH2
its coming out
FIVE MINUTES!
5 minutes
AT LEAST HALF A SWORD
GOOOODDDBYEEE MY WILLE..GOODBYEEE MY FRIEND
what
i nut thinking about half sword release
they outsourced the programming to 2 indian coders
please $1
-# If you have to ask what the price is you're too poor :3
i heard theyre not just asking for money, they require you to spend money to get access to the game.. please god save us from the evil greedy people 🙏
wtf
the halfing of the sword commenes in 5 minutes
Your honour
RAGA MUFFIN !!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Less than 30 dollars with a discount
RAHHHHH 🫃
5 MINNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WHY IS TTS SPEAKING ITS ANNOING
im gonna put this in the reviews the second it comes out "This game is perfection, straight up. Not in a “really good” way, but in a way that feels intentional down to the smallest detail, like every mechanic, sound, and visual choice was placed exactly where it belongs. Nothing feels wasted. Nothing feels off. It’s the kind of experience where you stop noticing the controller in your hands and just exist inside the world it creates.
The gameplay is endlessly satisfying. Every action feels meaningful, every challenge fair but demanding, and every victory earned. The game respects your time and intelligence—it doesn’t hold your hand, but it never feels cheap or frustrating. You learn, you adapt, and when you succeed, it feels real.
What truly sets it apart is how it sticks with you. The story, the atmosphere, the moments of silence between the big events—they linger. Long after turning it off, you’re still thinking about its ideas, its characters, and how it made you feel. It doesn’t just entertain; it reshapes how you think about games as a whole.
After playing this, everything else feels different. Standards change. Expectations rise. It’s not just a favorite—it’s a benchmark. This game didn’t just meet perfection; it redefined it, and honestly, it feels like it changed me forever."
Oh lord. @boreal path turn off the /tts perms for everyone
im coming out and its coming out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A7eNUfqePg EVERYONE KEEP THIS IN LOOP UNTIL RELEASE FOR SAFETY
it’s almost our timeeee!!!
WE*
man i love this community
the other half of the sword
yo that TTS jumpscared me wtf
I dont think I've ever been this hyped for a game in 5 years
totally not waiting in front of steam while I have a pile o chores to do in less than an hour
im loaning money from my bank to buy this game
take my damnnnn moneyyy
who did text to speach just now?
wait is it going to cost?
@jagged elk you have 5 minutes.
i have a big community on of gimme early aces
5 min!
DEVES PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME FOR FREE
meine arbeit für richtig hältst
SO CLOSE
AMBATUWILLLIEEEEE!!!!
5 MINUTES
the most important question: can you reverse grip your willie?
@mighty nexus
i payed 60 i got full sword
5 min
actual bait. enjoy disneyland
HALF SWORD IS BETTER THAN GTA6
chatgpt ahh
HOW DO I GET INTO THE VC
5 minutes lads
NOBODY CARES YOURE GONNA BUY IT ANYWAYS
5 MINUTES REMAIN!!!
@mighty nexus
sss
get ready to beat y'alls willies
whats the real price
RELEASE RHE FUCKING GAME NOW!!!!!
why did my pc read your message out loud?
Thanks mate!
how many people got disneyland deported
EXCUSE ME?
how do streamers already have access??? like actually give us the fucking game
If it would be at least 1k Russian rubles, I would but it
Willie will make his dada proud
yeah
IMMA BEAT MY WILLIE
THERE ARE FCKING ZOMBIES!!!!
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING TEXT TO SPEECH
Am I the only one who thinks the game looks same
5 MINUTES
why the fuh can i hear the damn messages ✌️😔
Watch the game SUCK
we're in the 100s
the willie population is gonna plummet
WHERE IS IT
@mighty nexus
why tf am I hearing a text to speech here without clicking anything
HALF SWORD! BABBY!
@mighty nexus
pick... the card...
SO CLOSD
5 more minutes
RELEASE THE FILES GOD DAM
YOU HEARD THE MAN GET YOUR WILLIE OUT!!!
not fucking bad
4 MINS
4 MINUTES BOYZZ
ITS ALMOST TIME TO HALF SWORD
WHERE IS IT
oh its right now?
4 mins
5 mins...
YIPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Im goign to be 1 penny off
how will multiplayer even work
Woah there
I love beating my Willie, and half sword is cool too ig..
Guys it’s been delayed….
Hopium
were so back
TURN SLOW MODE OFF , LET ANARCHY REIGN
4 mins
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO

goodbye demo!
What is Disneyland deported hahaha sounds grim
I can't wait to play with my roommate's Willie
4 MINUTES
FOUR
does the game look buggy?
LESS THAN 4 MINUTES ITS SO CLOSE! SOON WILLIE WILL BE FREE
IM GONNA BEAT SO MANY WILLIES
there is no multiplayer, yet
Shout out to the devs, thanks for the demo. Hope you all enjoy seeing people play EA.
when is it
kinda spoiler alert?
|| this is low graphics now ||
WOOO
When was the last time you really bled?
tale old as time, but this is genuinely the first game in years that I have been really hype up for
4 munut

But theirs is no files in ba-sing-say
how many hours do people have in total
split screen so you can play with your bros willy
YOO
4 MINUTES
HURRY UP AND RELEASE IT ALREADYYYY
if the game doesn't come out in the next 4 minutes I'm going to crash my willie with a rock
FOUR MINUTS
beating your willie(punching bald men in the face) and making liquid(blood) come out
very normal thing nothing weird 😃
magic kingdom vacation!
4
Thank you for the happiest year of my life
4 MINUTES LEFTTTTTTTT
FASTER!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME 4 MINMUTES EARLY!!!!!!!!
IM HALFING MY SWORD RN
✅ #halfsword-chat-⚔ is now in s l o w m o t i o n. Regular users can only post once every 1 minute
(Suggestion: Type </slowmode:1348774488665489426> off when you want to disable slowmode)
aren't you under NDA?
stop using tts # RAHHHHHHHH
ITS NOW OUT THEY RELEASED IT EARLIER
4 MINUTES REMAIN!!!
RELEASE THE WILLIE FILES
@mighty nexus
150
ITS OUT LES OGOO
4 MINUTES
together, we are halfsword
damn disneyland overflowing, who made the top 5 list btw
WHO READY TO BEAT YOUR WILLIES AND MAKE LIQUID COME OUT IN 4 MINS

Chat why does it look the same
A longsword (also spelled as long sword or long-sword) is a type of European sword characterized as having a cruciform hilt with a grip for primarily two-handed use (around 15 to 30 cm or 6 to 12 in), a straight double-edged blade of around 80 to 110 cm (31 to 43 in), and weighing approximately 2 to 3 kg (4 lb 7 oz to 6 lb 10 oz).[4][5]
The "longsword" type exists in a morphological continuum with the medieval knightly sword and the Renaissance-era Zweihänder. It was prevalent during the late medieval and Renaissance periods (approximately 1350 to 1550).
Willie is cracked like a rotten egg
low graphics lookin like the epic graphis dawg
um how long until early access gets an update??? we've been waiting!!
Wilii
Why did they mess me up?
guys when does half sword come out
3 MINUTES FELLAS 3 MINUTESS!!!!!!
how much is it gonan be
my willie is vibrating with excitement
3 minutes gang!
4 MINUTES RAHHHH
together, we are fullsword
YES HOOK ME UUUP
3 MINUTES TILL IM GONNA KILL EVERY WILLIE ON THE PLANET
THREE MINUTES! PREPARE THE BATTERING RAM!
112$
HALFSWORD IN THREE FUCKING MINUTES!!!!!
3 minutes
my willie is gonna cross swords with your willie and make all our liquids come out
3 MINUTES
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSSSS
its gonan be at least 3 dollars
PLEASE VELOCITY I REQUIRE THIS!!!!
Half-swording (German: Halbschwert) is a 14th–16th century European fighting technique where one hand grips the sword's hilt and the other grips the center of the blade. This method allowed for greater thrust accuracy against armored opponents, turning the sword into a short spear, or a lever for grappling.
SWORD
3 minutes
yall PLEASE stop saying weird stuff my mom is in the room and the tts is playing the messages
Will the demo stay up?
And i thought this channel couldnt get worse, i miss me 30 minutes ago
@mighty nexus
YO DEVS did you improve AI?
I wont shower the next week. Gotta play HS
WHY THE FUCK IS HERE THE TEXT TO SPEECH 🥷🏻 TALKING
I'M BUSTING]
WHOS READY TO BEAT THEIR WILLIE'S?!?!"
tomorrow
Thank you Developers - this has been a really fun game and community
Would anyone who buys the early access get a special role?
how much longer
what the fuck is that a rake?
buy me half sword early access...
Im gonna buy it before ALL of you 🙂
I'm terrified that I am going to be like short 20p lmao
MY WILLY KINDA ARMLESS
3/4 sword in 3 minutes oh my god
HALF MY SWORD IS WITH WILLIE
my willie is dripping wet rn

I WILL BE THE FIRST
mhm
3 MIN
3 minnnn
My poor laptop is whimpering in fear
MY WILLIE IS HARD
IM FINNA GET 5 FPS BUT I DONT CARE
2 MINUTES
3 minutes
3 min
get a j*b
@celest sedge @echo fjord @echo fjord @spring lintel
3min
i was here 2 minutes before half sword released
3 MINUTES REMAIN!!!!!
my willie is foaming at the tip
2 minutes
Bruce Willie
Good heavens
OUUGHHHH ITS COMINGGGGG
I'm ready. Thank you Half Sword Games.
2 MINS
it's not
2
2MIN
2 mins
2
@mighty nexus
2 minutes
WE ALL BUYING HALF SWORD
holay molay
thats so soon!
Most magical place in the world
IM PLAYING WITH MY WILLIE
Imbed fail
120 SECONDS CHUDS
I WAS NOT HERE
HALFSWORD TODAY
WE DID IT GUYS
2 minutes
my willie is sooooooo big
is there someone streaming on YT PLZ TELL
THE MOON IS FALLING THE MOON IS FALLING THE MOON IS FALLING
OUGH IM COMING EVERYWHERE
mods can you unmute me dawg
222222
w
?
CANT WAIT TO MAKE MY SWORD LONGER
wait guys how much is halfsword going to be'
anybody know how much it will exactly cost?
NOT THE LIQUID BUT I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERY BOSS
2 MINS
HILITER
your gullible son.
2 minutes people
2 minutes
2 MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SPEEEEEEEED I NEED THIS. MY SWORD IS KINNDA HALFED

gonna beat some willies in 2 minutes
KRIS THEY OPENED A FOUNTAIN IN THE BARONS CHAMBER!
????
Thank you for censoring the word j*b, it's very triggering to me and so many others!
GET READY TO BEAT SOME WILLIES
sharing my willie with my steam family
when does half sword come out?
@mighty nexus
If you think a laptop is going to run this game think again lol
2 minutes 2 minutes is all i have to play with you
puff daddy is gonna enjoy this game
1.5 MINUTESSSSSSSS
Ser du meg bjørn?
TOMORROW!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\
soon
WOOOHOOOO
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
AHHHHHHHHHH OMG
two more mins
@mighty nexus
2 MINS
it says 2 days now 🤨
WHOS READY TO BEAT THEIR WILLIES?!?!?!?!
INCOMINGNNGNGNGNNGNGNGN
2 minsa people
longest two minutes of my life
jkmolpopk[jjopik[jkol
2 mins
TIME TO UNLEASH MY WILLIE
THE HALF SWORD IS REAL
yee
WE ARE SO BACK
F5 INTENSIFIES
Uhhh… is the play test still gonna get updates?
you miss 100% of the shots you dont take, learn from my wisdom, maybe it will grant you wealth and grandeur
2 MINUTES LETS GO
im going to be so sad if grabbing is the same or even weaker
1 min
will it be playable with a controller
IM TOUCHING MY WILLY
because steam is bugged af
MY LITTLE WILLIE IS COMING OUT
OAF
@mighty nexus
2 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!
so we all know that the half sword event is in 1 hour not in 2 mins
30 SECONDS!!
OOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
BAHHHHHH
perhaps
lmao look the amount of unemployed people here.
Tbf it was like 3k
try time travelling that should help
DEVS BOUTA MAKE BANK AND WILLIE BOUTA GET SOME

I CANT EVEN SING POLISH MEDIVAL SONGS BECAUSE OF EXCITMENT!!!!!
CMON
1 more minute
2 MINUTES
im ready
h
1
60 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 MINUTE BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
one more miinute to wilie
Frank just told me its getting delayed
1min
hype
1 MINUTE
ONE MINUTE
1 Min
HALF THE SWORD DOUBLE THE FALL
CRASH STEAM!
1 minute gng
recording

They're about to make so much money, well done Half Sword and congrats
2 MINUTES OH MY GOD GUYS AM I DREAMING?
Pick a card
oh snap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It s soon?
1 MIN
RAHHHH!
release it mud

@mighty nexus
halfsword in one minute.
moment of truth is it one minute or one hour??
how much is the game
nah it looked like you can smash peoples head on objects easier
2 MINUTES REMAIN GUYS !!!!
WHEN I GET ON THE GAME I WILL MAKE SURE BODILY LIQUIDS COME OUT OF WILLIES
holy hype
1 MORE MINUTE LESGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM WILLYING IT
1
1 minute
HERE WE GO
WE ALL BUYING HALF SWORD!!!!!!!
@mighty nexus ambatubas
How much is it gonna be
any card
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COME OOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!
Everyone grip your swords!
1
kinda spoiler
|| dying and going to abyss now wakes you up in a coffin so thats cool ||
also im getting these images from a twitch stream, i think some creators got a key a little early
omaga
I'M BOUTTA CUUUUUUUUHHHHHH
/tts pick a card, any card
Step into the yard
Hit his head
Make him beg
Crack his skull
Like a rotten egg
Push his face into the mud
Bathe your blade in the bastard's blood!
Deal him pain
Sever a vein
Drive a spike
Through his hedgeborn brain
Catch a blow To the head
When was the last time you really bled?
Show me your dance of death
Till they take their dying breath
I want to hear screams of pain
Remember their loss is your gain
Claw your way to the top
Let their corpses be your crop
Make them beg
Make them bleed
I shall give you what you need
Riches.
Power.
Love of the crowd...
Pic
Come and make your Dada
1 MINUTE!!
LESS THAN 60 SECONDS BEAT YOUR WILLIES IN SYNC WITH ME!!!!
I'm so close my Willie will burst today
hype higher than gta 6