#halfsword-chat-⚔
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When does it release?
yall will be so disappointed when it doesnt come out in 5 minutes
its 1 pm or 2 pm?
guys it comes out at 5pm for people in the uk
I WANT IT NOW
Hour
no, the game releases globally, they don't release it separately for each region
releases alongside gtavi
50000!
i said my timezone lol
🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱
IT RELEASES <t:1769792456:R> ON <t:1769792456:F> CHECK PINS YOU NUMPTYS
i cant wait until they realize theyre wrong
the community mannager litterally posted that 😭 🙏
5 mnt
my sword is currently being halfed
ik i was joking
im, coming chat
5 minutes
willie finally hit the gym and got a hair transplant
if you read slowly, youd recognize he said EST in that message you replied to
well, i saw somewhere that its a beautiful country
5PM
Cant wait until willie is an willy
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Guys when is it coming out
oh im halfing
12 yall
were you born at a very young age
how much will it cost?
This is in uk timezone or also in italy?
5 minutes
1 week left !!!!|
I think you guys should push release an hour forward
5 minutes
Better be $20
<t:1769792400:R>
mb it was a typo
What if it gets delayed lol
atleast a dollar prolly
shushh
its in your timezone, discord lets you do that
in every
thats my real name btw
it automatically displays your local timezone
sir youre supposed to be in standbox server
EMBED FAIL
It automatically adjusts for timezones
1h and 5 minutes more
1 WEEK LEFT GUYSSS !!!!
RACISM
only one month more guys
I had my first time with 14 but yall wont see my message anyway
4 fucking minutews
Only 4 minutes left guys
got exactly 100 hours on the game right before the release 🔥
yh bro is it 5pm or 6pm on steam it says 6pm and ppl are saying it releases at 5pm here
unless someone confirmed it while i was eeping unconfirmed, PEOPLE's estimates and RANDOM PEOPLE's ideas though are 30 or under
nice
Can I mod the enemy NPC models to look like people wearing fur-suits?
Why release it so late
1 HR REMAINING I"M GONNA HALF MY SWORD
guys breaking news, I'm willying it
Free money in photos!?!?!
this is amazing, I'm honored you're using my hammer willie screenshot lol. Here's another angle
I’ve been in this sever for months and still can’t
when is it coming out again in 1 hour?
GTA 6 is in EA!
4 mnt
i thought it was 16:00
🥹🥹🥹🥹
3.59 minutes left
🫡
@mighty nexus
@mighty nexus
thats not willie
when fat willies?
😍😍
1 minute
I'm willying I'm willying I'm willying I'm willying
Wheres the countdown?
nope there's a bunch of ppl in here lying
Who is 14?
Me when I can't read timezones: "4 MINUTES LEFT GUYS"
5PM, the event says 6PM but the hours until it unlocks would end up at 5PM
they dont show the minutes
Time? I'm in the uk
ur mom
stinkmaster we accept you anyway, both might as well be the same bloody gorey game
EVERYONE WHO SAYS IT COMES OUT IN AN HOUR DONT JINX IT
thats big billie
3 minutes
why tf can't people read the time, it's in an hour
ok my sword is halfed
okay ty
SO THERES 1 HOUR LEFT?
On steam it says 1 hour to me
FUCK it is one hour from now
I need isreal to gift me the game
it said 1 hour left at 15:00 💔
No
It's always been 17:00. Buncha trolls in here been spreading misinfo
64mins
3 minutes
@mighty nexus
WE'RE SO FXCKING HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 hour left
time zones
if you watch the trailer you can tell all the clips are far apart cause some have chainmail clipping through shirts and others dont
ILL RELEASE IT FOR YALL
can somebody ping me when it releases
@heady cloak hello is this correct
Neiman
real
63 mins
2 MORE MINS
liesss
1 hour you mean
NAH DONT SCARE ME 40€
Boo
1 hour left, or is it now?
life is life and if there's no willie there's no life
1 hour
why is nightmare freddy talm bout some half sword release
20 more showers till half sword ea
UP THE PRICE
yes
One hour
owah its out alreday?
EVERYONE DO YOU HAVE YOUR MONEY READY
When the cooldown gets high, run to the food chat, they don't block that one.
3min o 63?
I MEAN 3
an hour
NO
WILL WE HAVE ONLINE MODE AFTER EA
15 bucks 
3 MINUTES LEFT OMG
2 MINUTES
thats my real voice pls no judging :(
HELL YEAH
no it said one 1hour beffore 58 minutes so that means 2 minutes
WHO IS GIVING AWAY HALF SWORD?
YES DRILL SERGEANT
Probably not
JUST GOT PAID
@gray sleet i never thought you existed outside of standbox
@timber topaz should i stream custom maps
1 hour
YES
@mighty nexus
i am brazilian its 1 hour
How much will it cost?
SIR YES SIR
SOMEONE BUY KEYS FOR EVERYBODY
why
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
practically 30 minutes, cuz its tucked 1 hour in 16:30
2 MINUTES
2 minutes
2 MINUTES GUYS
GIVE IT TO US
ultimate challenge is actually an ultimate challenge
GIVEAWAY?
uma ora
Well we'll see who's wrong then
i need to half people
2 MINUYES TILL RELEASE
I will absolutely click this random link
YOU ARE WROOOOOONGGG
1h and 2 more minutes
Why to me it says 1 hour left?
1 HOUR AND 2 MINUTES LEFT
I work in the MILITARY just to buy this game.
im over here stroking my shit
uma ora
i got no mony
Polska góra 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
SWORD
2 MINS GRAHH
THE GATES ARE ABOUT TO OPEN GET READY TO BUY
guys isnt it 1 hour and 2 minutes?
I CANT WAIT!!!
120 seconds left
even with slowmode chat is poppin off
IT'S AN HOUR LEFT, NO ONE IT GETTING IT IN A FEW MINUTES
someone turn into mrbeast and buy keys to everybody trust
ONE MORE HOUR
@mighty nexus
110s left
On their steam page they say 19:00 CET>
uma ora guys uma ora
yo people in the vc should i stream custom maps
YOU CAN'T STOP THE HORDE
i'm hyped and scared lol
if the game were made by germans we could buy it right now
my grandma is on ebay for sale
1 HOUR DUMBASSES
HOLY PEAKKKK
still an hour
MAKE THIS A QUOTE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stroke yo willie till it bleeds
120 HOURS LEFT!!!
who wants to grab the finest steel without having any skill
I need fe nt
im so excited for the game
- i just want sillie wex
#photography📷 message
a mod should remove this
Lets all just spam on 1 hr mark
Bro NOW there’s an hour left
we gonna' lag out the buy page
kurwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
1 minute
1 MINUTE OMG
OMG ITS OUT
howmuch time lft?
1 HOUR
DARE YOU ENTER GUYS???
@mighty nexus
1 MIN
Trying to simulate the physics engine online would require ungodly amounts of work because just imagine what would happen if a player started lagging ping and fps wise. The physics engine already starts dying when you have low fps in single player
Half sword released yesterday what are you guys on about
no can u help me
50s
she half my sword till i raggamuffin
IM READY
ONE MORE PISS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
guys the gay is out! im playing it rn my pc is melting
no that i replied to somone
1 HOUR YOU IGNORANT PEOPLE
no? it's been saying 1 hour since 11pm.. it's almost 12am.
how much money will the game be?
60 seconds left get ready to buy
My money is READY
unga unga
WE MUST WILLIE
swine!
@vale totem shoudl i stream custom maps
ITS OUT???
LONG LIFE TO FERNANDO ALONSO
And now for the shitshow
What
lets go
no
DARE WE ENTER LARGE FELLAS?
Hedgeborning rn.
@mighty nexus
30 seconds
30 seconds
ONE MORE HOUR
how much will it be
OMFG ITS NOT A VAPORWARE ITS 1 MIN RELEASED
I SAW HANSRY
GMT 8+
HALFSWORD EA RELEASES <t:1769792400:R> AT <t:1769792400:F>
YEEEES COME ON
ONE HOUR
holy minute
It will be another hour lol
30 seconds
@worldly nebula tá chovendo aí in your home, piá?
@mighty nexus
Evil cantonese zoot
just see in 10 seconds
GRAHH 1 MINUTE LEFT WATCH THE TRAILER AND IT'LL BE DONE
YOU ARE LYING
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
im so esxited to see the disappointment
Real ones just came back from home from their JOB to play this game
FUCK THIS SHIT unhalfs your sword
why is there another hour tf
thanks to that admin that deleted the hans and henry kissing gif
Guys on my steam page saying 19:00 CET why
how much will it be
1 HOUR WILLIES TILL WE GET TO HALF OUR SWORDS AND PUT A SPIKE THROUGH WILLIE'S HEDGEBORN BRAIN!
ONE MORE HOUR
OMFG 1 AM FOR ME?!
1 HOUR YESSSSS!!!!!
RELEASE THE BUYERS! THE GATES HOPEFULLY OPENED! GO GO GO! OVER THE TOP! Trench whistle
60... Tick tock...
We know it's in an hour, we're just REHEARSING
Yoooo it’s out
THANK YOU
FUCK YOU
its still showing 1 hr?
less than an hour?
YOURE WROOOONG
GO CHECK
Cuckold!
Yall dont deserve half sword
@mighty nexus
RAGAMUFFIN
lets go
Dolt!
here tá chovendo repamgalejano ye
1h
NOW ITS AN HOUR
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thefuck
yea. Trolls in here been spreading misinfo. Been trying to tell them it's always been 17:00 UTC
ONE FUCKING AM?! ARE WE DEADASS
59 MINUTES
@mighty nexus
IT'S OUT!!!
what
yh don't know where they are getting it from that it's releasing now
EAT @gilded veldt NOW
why did another hour get added bruh
HAPPY HALF SWORD DAY EVERYONE WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
🚫 crif3, you can't use that.
1 hour to go!
@mighty nexus
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Damn game got delayed by N hour
LMFAOOO
oh goddamn
fuh steam
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BAFOON!!!
is it releasig rn or 1 hour
ITS DELAYED
Half sword…. Not now?
Is it out for anyone else????
where is it?
GUYYSSSS 1HOUR
Less than 1hr and counting
ITS WILLING TIME
JESUS CHRIST
SLOWMODE TO 5000 MINUTES
guys how much will it be
RAGAMUFFIN
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
LESSSSS THAN AN HOIURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
L TO EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT IT RELEASES NOW
Been an hour for an hour. Crazy
says 1 hour
Is 1 hour it was not 17
LOL
IT'S AN HOUR, AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
it releases in one hour you slow fucks
why was it delayed
vroa im dyinggg ggs
ONE MORE HOUR
ill be back in an hour boys
DIE
wait 1 more minutes
SHTEWPID SHTEWPID
@mighty nexus
L
IT WAS ALWAYS 2 HOURS
When
now we wait
настал момент
LALALALAOALA
Oh man some people really did fall for it
1 hour left
RAAAAAAHHHH
DELAYED DUE TO FEMALE WILLIE UPDATE
i dont want to jerk no more
it was literally always going to release 12 pm est where did yall decide it was releasing an hour early
bruh 1 hr more
an hour ago people were arguing about 1 hour or 2 hours
i think they said more than 12? maybe 30?
It says 21 hours for me bro wtf
Everyone let’s hate on the dev
IS I COMING OUT?
omg its actually so satisfying 🥶
1 hour left
Slow mode 1 hour please
approximately less than an hour i hate steam
WHY DID IT SAY APPROXIMATELY 1 HOUR WHEN IT TURNED TO 10PM
DOES STEAM NOT KNOW HOW TO DO MATH
Music from the great GBA game, Wario Land 4.

1H ??????
ONE MORE HOUR
NOOOOOOOOOO
the gay is not out BTW, its still an hour left till you can play early axeseks
60 Minutes
TO ARMS RAAAAAAAH
Lmao
30 BUCKS 😭 ??
THERE'S 1 HOUR LEFTTTTTTTTTTTTT
moment of silence for everyone who thought it was coming out a minute ago
Does the game release 1 hour from now?
@mighty nexus
Its coming 🥵
half sworf coming NEVER
ещё час ждать 😭
12 PM EST
Damn game got delayed by an hour
59... Tick tock...
hahaha idiots
alriiighttttttttt
59 MINUTES REMAIN.
WR NRED HALDBSEORD NOE
historic moment
HALF SWORD BETRAYED US!!!
https://tenor.com/view/patchy-the-pirate-spongebob-spongebob-betrayed-us-betrayed-patchy-gif-27400564
LESS THAN AN HOUR
Anything less than the hour it just was counts as the hour after.
1 HOUR
ahhaahahahhahaha
noooooo
hey im trying to do my homework can anyone have 1 minute of silence
are we ready to half it later!
ну почти что
L developer
HALFSWORD EA RELEASES <t:1769792400:R> AT <t:1769792400:F>
EAT @neat lagoon NOW, HES A WITCH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dont quote me on this but imagine if half sword was one of the friends we made on the way to full sword.
RICHES POWER LOVE OF THE CROWD
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
FEW MINUTES LEFT
59 minutes
less than an hour
Half sword is out
lllllllllllllll
WOOMBA GILLIE
literally right here
@mighty nexus
no one was betrayed you just dont know how to read
IT RELEASES <t:1769792456:R> ON <t:1769792456:F> SHOULD HAVE CHECKED PINS YOU NUMPTYS
Lets gooo
is it out
59MIBS
WE NEED IT NOEEEE
почти СКОРО СКОРОО
ONE MORE HOUR!
hey im trying to do my homework can everyone have 1 minute of silence
When does Half Sword release?
16
31
1
2h
@mighty nexus
toldya
GO BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, DEMON
Half Sword is out enjoy!!!
1 hour!
@mighty nexus
59 Minutes
it says less then an hour
Can I mod the enemy NPC models to look like people dressed in fur-suits?
HALF SWORD is tomorrow ?
are yall having withdrawals??
LESS THAN A HOUR
how much for the game pls ??
It's 5pm in my time zone, on steam it says it'll release at 7pm wtf?
.....
please
HALF SWORD IS GONNA COMBUST DIRECTLY INSIDE OF WILLIE
YEE
Why the hell is half sword delayed BY AN HOUR?????
58 minutes
me when i lie
Pls do it
58 MINUTES REMAIN.
if it releases tomorrow i will kill myself
where it at tho
50 bucks
restart it
when release?
im halfing on my sword
nah i am sure atleast 30 minutes
It’s not FUCKING delayed
büyük yarrrak!
@mighty nexus
the fuck??
willy is my daddy (no one will see ts)
YYEEAAAHH
WHY ADD ONE HOUR ARE YOU STILL FIXING BUGS OR ADD USELLESS FEATURES LET ME FIGHT WITJH KID AA
@mighty nexus
59 mins till willie 😔 if only steam didn't show it stupid
@mighty nexus
buddy said fuck the nda
The message is empty
she half in my s til y word
it was never delayed by an hour the original upload date was always 1 hour from now
Chats moving so fast no one will know im severely unwell.
58... Tick tock...
ITWSDELAYED
RELEASE
R
yesh
its out in 2 hours
OH MY GOD AM EXITED
Give
IT GOT DELAYED
no fun allowed here
WELL IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED BY NOW DIDNTIT
BOYCOTT HALF SWORD ---- THE GREEDY DEVS ARE ASKING FOR MONEY !! BOYCOTT HALF SWORD ---- THE GREEDY DEVS ARE ASKING FOR MONEY !! BOYCOTT HALF SWORD ---- THE GREEDY DEVS ARE ASKING FOR MONEY !! WE ARENT BUYING IT UNTIL ITS FREE!
HALFSWORD IS NOT DELAYED YOU ALL WERE JUST WRONG
waoww so edgy 😁
Fuck steam honestly with the timer being off.
58 Minutes
should have went to bed meh wait until 2 am i guess lol
I want the willie with a maid outfit pls developers I beg you
ITS AN HOUR AT THIS POINT
whats the price
im playing with my willie so hard rn that my halfsword is a longsword
✅ #halfsword-chat-⚔ is now in s l o w m o t i o n. Regular users can only post once every 20 seconds
(Suggestion: Type </slowmode:1348774488665489426> off when you want to disable slowmode)
OMFG EVERYONES TALKING THAT FAST SLOW MODES ENABLED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my wife looks like willie DONT QUOTE
now
@halcyon rivet yesh @crimson dirge
@mighty nexus
Guys don't bump up the slowmode before the game is close 😭
IT SAYS less than an hour
can someone make some grok prn of willie
50000
chat why is there another hour added
Minutes
BROKIE ALERT
69,67€
EA IN 1 HOUR!!!
fets luck
bro
Around 30€
your pfp looks like its from 3d paint
EXECUTE WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE
58 MINUTES UNTIL THE GATES OPEN
Smell u fing burp u wee derp !
ONE MORE HOUR
I want the game
Where is it
Im surprised at how ambiguous the steam release timer is allowed to be lol
We need it faster!!!!!
if we boycot half sword then what about willie 🥺
One more hour
@mighty nexus
chat ill make a mod that turns every character into willie when ea comes out
im dying fr
It was almost an hour an hour ago wtf
20-30 usd but a discount on top of it
four eighths of long knife in 1 hour
What in the
my wife looks like willie DONT QUOTE💔 😭
😨
57 MINUTES REMAIN.
No
I hate steam counting system.
сколько же еще ждать
👎
aint even that. People been trolling spreading misinfo
IM GONNA BUST
DELAY IT!!! IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
rule34, type "halfsword", search
when is the game coming out
got me my steam wallet filled now
THIS IS SPARTA
ts frying me
@mighty nexus
Guys who tryna pay for my copy
MODS WE WANT 24 HOUR SLOWMODE
@mighty nexus
57... Tick tock...
Soon we'll step into the yard
Английский
no way steam added another hour of suffering and waiting
why did it got delayed???????!!!
HALF SWORD TODAY
KILL @tropic heron
release it
stfu
IT GOT DELAYED IT WAS ON LIVE TV
it didn't
ohh is it actually 57 minutes?
NO ONE ITS EVERYMAN FOR HIM SELF 😭
price point? whats the price point mason?
DELAYED BY A MONTH
But are you filled?
1 hour delay 🙏
I’m tired of all the enemies looking to e same that’s all
it didnt
bruh
tweaking rn
WHEN
release the half sword files!
SPAM SOON
Time, Mr. Freeman? Is it really that time again?
@mighty nexus

@mighty nexus
WHERE IS THE GAME???
SHE HALF ON MY SWORD TIL I DELAY
инглиш броский
the game is done fr
Explain the joke. I don't get it
LMAO
YOU CANT DENY THE FUNNY FACTOR
FUCKKK MY STUPID LEVYCEL LIFE ITS NOT OUT!!!!!!!!
what is happening
RICHES POWER LOVE OF THE CRHAWWD🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥
CHAT IM STREAMING CUSTOM MAPS
RELESSE THE WITCH
save your spam gentlemen
56 MINUTES REMAIN.
WHYHY LIE
RELEASE THE HALF SWORD FILES
Whaddup whaddup
PICK A CARD
хуй знает брат, сам заебался ждать
WHEN IS IT OUTTT
Where half sword
56 MINUTES LEFT
wretch
CHILL GUYS
1 final blow before its forgotten.

RELEASE THE WILLIES
YOU ARE A WITCH
BURN THE WITCH
HYPER PREGNANCY IS IN
ANY CARD
IS IT RELEASING IN 1 OR 2 HOURS
Release the Willie Cut
ANY CARD
Why are people spamming lol
FUCKKKKKKK MY CHUD LIFE!!!!!!!
@mighty nexus
I WANT HALF SWORD I WANT HALF SWORD I WANT HALF SWORRRRRRRRRD
@mighty nexus
RAGAMUFFINS WE NEED IT NOWWWEW!
PICK A CARD ANY CARD STEP INTO THE YARRRDD
can we all just start stroking it
@mighty nexus
AHHHHHH
Fernando Alonso is a Half-Sword fan
It’s a joke chill brosquito
How do I update halfsword?
@mighty nexus
the sword is going to half inside of willie
can someone mention everyone when 5 min remain?
Will you update your weapon packs?
/e half sword
who tryna half they sword only dwarves are allowed to @ me
WHEN IS IT COMING OUT
THEY HIT THE SECOND DEMO
Atp keep the game 💔💔
ITS RELEASING IN 56 MINUTES NOT YET
@mighty nexus
whats the game storage
RELEASE THE WILLIES! MY RAGAMUFFINS RISE!
Half Sword Delayed until 2027 - Frank Twitter (check its real)
Prepare for the reviewbombing of npc when they see the game isnt multiplayer
PLEASE RELEASEEE
your employer
IS IT RELEASING IN 1 OR 2 HOURS?
У меня 2 часа ночи, какое еще час блятб
WHWERE IS OMNI MAAAAAAAAAAAAN WHEREEEE IS HEEEEEEEEEEEE
HALFSWORD EA RELEASES <t:1769792400:R> AT <t:1769792400:F>
Watch it, I have a voodoo doctor on speed dial. Are you prepared for three generations of terrible luck?
Willy got one final blow
MAN IM TRYNA PLAY
#ITS NOT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND
1 HOUR
Willie has only got one ball
whaaaaat fr
@mighty nexus
55 MINUTES REMAIN.
i am EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank god discord is exact now
whats the game storage
Hell yeah
HALFSWORD EA RELEASES <t:1769792400:R> AT <t:1769792400:F>
TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT THE SECOND DEMO
it only took being right on the hour lmao
15gb
4tb
Yes
this is just like silksong all over again, im having war flashbacks
yo please i need this
I'm half swording my willie rn
MY WILLIE HAS BEEN PIERCED BY A DAGGER!!! HELP HELLPP!!
EVERYONE IN THIS CHAT I PRAY YOUR HEART'S IMMEDIATELY COMBUST 3 AND A HALF SECONDS BEFORE EA RELEASES
55 minutes gang
120 gb min
ooorrahh mf
So true
5 MILLION GB
ahab
I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY!!!!
How did i just now realize they teased a swamp?
am counting on you mate
@mighty nexus
PRPARE TO SEIGE THE WALLS OF EA SOLDIERS!!
It's not gay to jerk the homies, as long as it's tuesday and you all are wearing socks
150TB
IM HAVING HALF LIFE FLASHBACKS!
fuck im half swording it guys Hmpff
IM TAKING A SHI DONT QUOTE IT
im eating rice rn
WHERE IS OMNI MAN WHERE IS HE
10 HALFS OF A SWORD'S WORTH OF VIRTUAL STORAGE
uh just look at my tag. im not new to this..
IM STREAMING CUSTOM MAPS @warped apex
What if we all just died before we got to olay
@mighty nexus
55 MINUTES
I know better then to trust the french
ARE YOU SURE?
L clip farm
Is it coming in 45 minutes or in 2 hours
THANKYOU FOR ADDNG FAMILY SHARING ♥♥♥
Это чат на английском, пиши по-английски, как все.
why someone already got early access
55 minutes
steam now says "in approximately less than an hour" I wish they were just exact with it. It's not hard to have an actual countdown with the exact hour and minute. Would have avoided a lot of misinfo. Rounding down was especially dumb
@mighty nexus 55 min
I'm feeling quite peckish
54 MINUTES REMAIN.
55 minutes
I'm coming in 45 mins
45min
Mark, I made a steak
How bad is the performance going to be chat?
the snail is already at my door please release it
@mighty nexus
k
HALFSWORD EA RELEASES <t:1769792400:R> AT <t:1769792400:F>
@mighty nexus
I'm swallow a half sword
Guys can we all stop typing for a minute
HALF SWORD IN 54 MINUTES
24 hours remain
@mighty nexus
The message is empty
i think its more optimesde
@mighty nexus
i want to announce that i will go and beat my snake out of excitment and to pass time.
LET
THE SPAM
HAPPEN
Hall sword in quaso minutes
playtesters
HALF SWORD TOMORROW
@mighty nexus
REMAIN HERE!!!! JUST %$ MINUTES MORE
And remember guys, the length of your weapon is inversely proportional to the size of your penis 
HALF SWORD TODAY
will it run on ps4?
please
relase the game
oo alrr
mmmm willie🤤
THIS TIME ITS REAL HALF SWORD SOON
HALF SWORD FOREVER!!!!!!
DELAY IT
@vale totem @warped apex im streaming custom maps
i feel like steam servers are gonna crash lol
@mighty nexus 55 minytes remaining
@mighty nexus
THE GAME HAS NOT BEEN DELAYED
pc only
stupid sexy willie...
@mighty nexus
Got my alarm set
Wait the update takes 57 minutes
TOGETHER, WE ARE HALF SWORD
GIVE ME THAT COOKIE
im american
пендосыыы
IM BOUTTA BUSS
RELEASE THE FILES
Anybody who calls him willy rather than his real name ( willie) should be drowned
40 fps on high (running it on rtx 5060 16gb)
im bouta bus guys
i will sue anybody who kills willie
but why is willie such a delectable morsel
53 MINUTES REMAIN.
is it out
cpu
HALF SWORD NEVER. DELAY IT BY A THOUSAND YEARS
@mighty nexus
RIOT SO HARD WE GETTING SLOWMODED PROGRESSIVELY HARDER
did you pick a card tho?
Willeh?
че
PREPARE TO SEIGE THE WALLS OF EA MEN!
where is the game
Spamming my F5 key
YOU WANT THAT COOKIE
GIVE ME THAT COOKIE
RELEASE THE BARON FILES!!!!
Im gay
@mighty nexus
@mighty nexus
clueless hop on vc im streaming custom maps
EVERYONE PANIC OH MY GOD
hurry upppppp i neeed to playyyy
Willstein
this game gonna be peak
shut up and take my money
William
RELEASE THE WILLIE FILES
гонишь
52 minnnnn
will the game feature the half sword real life technique
53 minutes until release guys!
GOODMORNING VIET - NAM
mmmm willie 🤤
Lewdster!
devs gotta be so excited rn to make allat money
YES
REALESE THE SWORD FILLES
2k?
why not on ps4?
RELEASE THE GAME ALREADY
ILL PAY MORE IF ITS MEAN IT WILL RELEASES RIGHT NOW CMON DEVMAN
фу пендос
looks like it's delayed ggs ffs
ITS ALL OVER MY SCREEN
we must train for another hundred years for every battle ever lost to willie
the scary word is "approximately"
today is the day
фу пендос
51 minutes
@mighty nexus
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the willie files? oh no...
just get drunk to skip 50 min
@mighty nexus
I GOT MY WILLIE OUT
What in the fuck is this
52 MINUTES REMAIN.
THATS A LOT OF BEES. BUT HE'LL MUG EM!
how long
willie is my sugar daddy
ofc 5 million bees will win
HOW DID SOEONE GET EA
мне бургеры важнее родины
@mighty nexus
WHO UP HALFING THEY SWORD?
