halfsword-chat-⚔

[hasty bloom]

neonazi coded meme

[odd trail]

anyone know what time its coming out tmmrw?

[soft osprey]

Don’t post this

[runic portal]

Thanks

[pulsar swift]

Just say you aren’t agarthian

[ashen sluice]

is that epstein as a fucking pharaoh

???

[stiff belfry]

Why is that gif banned

[clever nymph]

einstein

[pulsar swift]

Wowwwwww

[stiff belfry]

And can you send it to me in dms

[sour sun]

time and place

[soft osprey]

Yall

[stiff belfry]

Or tell me what to search to find it

[quartz nimbus]

its the 30th, wheres my half sword

[soft osprey]

Are pushing it

[quartz nimbus]

where patchie

[rigid cairn]

half sword

[sharp orchid]

im trying with all my might not to ragebait rn

[haughty river]

Do you come from a land down under

[clever nymph]

is ts tuff in russia

[sour sun]

jake paul in a nazi uniform, ksi yakub

[soft osprey]

Because Nazi

[stiff belfry]

Its Logan in the nazi uniform

[quartz nimbus]

@mighty nexus

[stiff belfry]

Whats wrong with Yakub

[ashen sluice]

i touched it up a lil

[sour sun]

same thing

[haughty river]

Ragamuffin

[pulsar swift]

Just search Agatha in gifs lol

[stiff belfry]

Fair enough I suppose

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/dowedeservedestruciton-destruction-doctor-strange-do-we-deserve-gif-14904255190281914356

[soft osprey]

Do whatever you want as long as you take the consequences

[stiff belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044054670135537736/1445836585684701214/IMG_5975.gif

[solar nest]

why did they get rid of all the old gore, like the intestines and the heads exploding

[pulsar swift]

Add an R in Agatha

[sharp orchid]

does he know??

[odd trail]

?

[clever nymph]

6-7 years in dagestan, forget

[runic portal]

It’ll come back

[pulsar swift]

Word got banned

[dim arrow]

think its getting added back

[sterile rose]

lerone murphy moment

[stiff belfry]

Is ts word banned

[pulsar swift]

Rip

[sour sun]

coming back

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/riddler-paul-dano

[solar nest]

hooray!

[covert forge]

12 hours from now

[rigid cairn]

goofy hat

[severe pebble]

halfsword upd tmr :D

[pulsar swift]

Yep ☠️

[dim arrow]

fun police gate keeping the gun mod

[sharp orchid]

I have beef with the gnome hat

[stiff belfry]

What the tuna bro

[quartz nimbus]

it is tomorrow for me, give patchie

[soft osprey]

Because unreal engine updated, and it made the old gore incompatible from the old demo

[sour sun]

is russia and bronies all you talk about?

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-wojak-soyjak-marcvin5-gif-13903021270190271130

[clever nymph]

well honestly good on you for speaking english aswell

[haughty river]

Buffoon

[runic portal]

Will the crosshair come back?

[ashen sluice]

WILLIE WHY ARE YOU DOING BLACK FACE

[soft osprey]

I find myself saying this a lot. As usual, non native English speaker speaking better English than native English speaker

[dreamy pelican]

Well we now have 12 EA hype posters

[quartz nimbus]

the t-34 is the worst tank of WW2

[dim arrow]

googis

[soft osprey]

Not as far as I know

Which isn’t that much

[sharp orchid]

made a statement so trash even willie left

[ashen sluice]

"dude are you doing black face"

[gilded veldt]

can you believe it guys? halfsword! just 13 hours away! halfsword is in 13 hours!

[sour sun]

how and why does he look like that

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-9489819575784481578

[clever nymph]

can't wait for 6-7 hours away

[sour sun]

fucking liar

[ashen sluice]

12 hours for me

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-wojak-soyjak-marcvin5-gif-13903021270190271130

[stiff belfry]

I want to violate my NDA so bad right now

[sharp orchid]

HALF SWORD IN HALF A DAY?????

[dim arrow]

made a statement so ragamuffin even the baron made fun of him

[clever nymph]

tmi

[gilded veldt]

oh it JUST changed

[sharp orchid]

do it no balls

[gilded veldt]

atleast for me

[ashen sluice]

is it really THAT good

[rigid cairn]

who tf keeps tapping my shoulder really hard

[stiff belfry]

Yes

[pulsar swift]

Bud never been to a Siberian prison talking all that mess

[ashen sluice]

wait did you get it for free or was it paid?

[hasty bloom]

can we get the dude who did the racist shit banned or is that a crazy ask

[gilded veldt]

can you believe it guys? halfsword! just 12 hours away! halfsword is in half a day!

[stiff belfry]

Free

[keen geyser]

cant believe the game is releasing in three minutes ❤️

[pulsar swift]

What happened?

[sharp orchid]

made a statement so fibberdigibat even willie started halfinhg his sword

[ashen sluice]

damnit lucky i didnt know it was free for those who submitted that

[pulsar swift]

Bud, you clearly aren’t on a neptunian time scale

[hasty bloom]

the guy who did blackface willie??

[gilded veldt]

where the hell is he

[shell bronze]

he capping 😂

[solid ginkgo]

How many hours till release

[sharp orchid]

he is in the roof

[covert forge]

i hope its about grappling

[sour sun]

you do realise this is a the english channel in a discord server about half sword and nobody really cares right

[stiff belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/conor-mc-gregor-who-the-fook-is-that-guy-who-the-fuck-interview-gif-9518656

[weak osprey]

Go to the steam page lad its ther

[pulsar swift]

Oh so blackface Willie is allowed but adding an r to Agatha is banned

[ashen sluice]

no the one who did the neo nazi gif

[shell bronze]

he capping 😂😂

[stiff belfry]

I have a NDA

[hasty bloom]

both tbh

[stiff belfry]

Thats all I can say.

[wispy schooner]

how much?

[hasty bloom]

idc

[pulsar swift]

…….

[soft osprey]

Already being handled

[solar nest]

is there a way to play old half sword or naw

[pulsar swift]

That is NOT a neo Nazi gif

[covert forge]

yes

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/who-is-this-173

[mental parrot]

like the demo or the beta

[solar nest]

demo

[frank lantern]

https://i.imgur.com/UrQsR8n.png

why only 180 cm? I NEED REPRESANTATION

(and could you add height verify for multiplayer? short people shouldn't choose 180+ just for fun like in tinder)

[solar nest]

the one where it was just abyss

[hasty bloom]

i know the dogwhistles buddy i'm on the internet too

[sour sun]

what if i sign another NDA and you tell me stuff

[clever nymph]

ur a beta

[stiff belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-so-bad-gif-4336558245342426313

[wispy schooner]

how much is it gonna be

[keen geyser]

what language was the game coded in?

[sharp orchid]

stealing ts

[shell bronze]

me when people play dumb

[soft osprey]

The agartha one? With the black Willie? You either don’t know what it is or are playing silly

[ashen sluice]

fucking draw

[sour sun]

english

[mental parrot]

czech

[sharp orchid]

english

[ashen sluice]

its just showing me political images

[keen geyser]

c++?

[ashen sluice]

what

[clever nymph]

python

[ashen sluice]

lua

[gilded veldt]

the best one

[keen geyser]

fuck no

[pulsar swift]

Black Willie??? I’ve never seen that shi in my life lmao ☠️

[keen geyser]

"python"

[hasty bloom]

spades don't wanna be called spades ig

[ashen sluice]

the game was coded in lua

[keen geyser]

aaaaccccckkk

[sharp orchid]

rust

[clever nymph]

javascript

[wispy schooner]

how much is it gonna be?

[mental parrot]

anaconder

[barren hare]

atleast 1

[clever nymph]

lua too

[covert forge]

1

[wispy schooner]

bruh

[soft osprey]

He just posted a picture of a black Willie..if you don’t even know whst we are talking about why are you commenting on it

[sharp orchid]

NOOOOOOOO IT AT LEAST 4 MONEEYYY!!!!!

[gilded veldt]

at most like 1000

[sharp orchid]

😡

[sour sun]

its showing me half naked furries

[shell bronze]

people think they can get away with posting stuff like that by feigning ignorance or arguing that it isn't what it is lmao

[keen geyser]

it is c++

[sour sun]

can we swap

feeds

[ashen sluice]

okay then what is this

[barren hare]

its 25 but theirs going to be a deal for the first two weeks(i think)

[rigid cairn]

lag spike 😦

[sharp orchid]

pupy

[hasty bloom]

pisses me off every time. if you're gonna be a shitter own up to it

[gilded veldt]

ive never heard that noise at the start a day in my life

[ashen sluice]

why is your game so smooth

[sour sun]

https://tenor.com/view/jcsoos-gif-21682697

[soft osprey]

Fr just get it over with lol

Make it easy

[frank lantern]

idk why this didn't show the image but it's a screen from YT half sword with character editor in the game

[rigid cairn]

its not

[sharp orchid]

erm thats against discord tos 🤓

[pulsar swift]

Because I sent a seperate Agatha gif with ksi on it bud. Talk about a slacking mod am I right guys

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-awkward-gif-17846653676727767557

[sour sun]

red text theme

[soft osprey]

You mean the one that was also deleted?!

[sour sun]

totally

[soft osprey]

Tf?

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-helps-lil-yachty-with-gif-25712752

[ashen sluice]

TIME FOR SOME PLANÇON SPAM!!

[sour sun]

@mighty nexus

[humble bloom]

Damn its a massacre in here

[clever nymph]

GarÇon spam

[sharp orchid]

mods remove his spine

[pulsar swift]

Mf acting like I’m not allowed to talk about something that other people were talking about in a game discord server

[ashen sluice]

guys and apparently the pitchfork is getting buffed

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-question-or-argue-admins-no-abuse-gif-25738879

[frank lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/hasan-dog-hasan-piker-electrocuted-gif-2794498358389000074

[barren hare]

[sour sun]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[soft osprey]

You must be having a different conversation than me. Thats not what anyone said. We’re talking about racist memes being posted

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/arstotzka-my-beloved

[sharp orchid]

me when the mods restrict words:

[ashen sluice]

apparently the pitchfork wasnt strong enough

[ashen sluice]

what

[robust thicket]

Yikes what did I miss :p

[ashen sluice]

why is he grabbing him by the undies

[sour sun]

huh

[pulsar swift]

You literally just told me to not comment on something I’m not involved with

[ashen sluice]

why does superman have cake...

[sharp orchid]

superthicc

[barren hare]

better question why wouldnt he?

[hasty bloom]

cringe dorks being cringe

[pulsar swift]

As if we aren’t typing on a public discord

[sharp orchid]

https://klipy.com/gifs/riddler-paul-dano

[unreal temple]

12 hours

[soft osprey]

I asked you why you were commenting on something you didn’t even have a part in. I didn’t say you cant

[sharp orchid]

Half sword half day

[pulsar swift]

Oh I’m commenting on it because I want to bud

[sour sun]

if its public then join back without a link

[sharp orchid]

"bud"https://giphy.com/gifs/half-baby-kid-T0Hu8MiLVPD5pjgmy4

[shell bronze]

then your comments are subject to questioning

[pulsar swift]

I’m talking about how this server isn’t locked for certain people numbnuts

[sour sun]

i never knew somebody could be this willfilly ignorant

[ashen sluice]

holy shit back away guys!!!

timmy tough knuckles is here

holy shit

[pulsar swift]

Sorry it’s just a good word that people don’t like for whatever reason

[quaint sonnet]

im shaking in my boots

[hasty bloom]

bro whipped out the “bud”

[soft osprey]

My fedora is getting so tight right now

[hasty bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-shaking-teeth-chattering-geri-gif-2267766386241010356

[ashen sluice]

glurpy...

[quaint sonnet]

i think i just pissed myself

[shell bronze]

next thing you know we're gonna hear "champ"

[quaint sonnet]

im so scared

[wild sigil]

Is there a set price on the early access?

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-clenches-fist-of-rage-gif-17724863424168389741

[pulsar swift]

When I ironically use bud and everyone falls for it

[covert forge]

1st amendment auditor ah

[ashen sluice]

is your odor getting fouler?

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-squidward-tentacles-spongebob-look-around-awkward-gif-496727432057798195

[sour sun]

falls for what mate

[ashen sluice]

is your chivalry increasing?

[soft osprey]

And my suspenders are digging into my shoulders

[sour sun]

we are all laughing at you

[ashen sluice]

dear god

[pulsar swift]

Bout 8-10 comments about the word bud

[shell bronze]

use word in an unironic-seeming context
"no bro!! i was just being ironic bro....!!!!"

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[stiff belfry]

I swear literally every day before an update is National Act Like A Fucking Idiot Day

[runic portal]

Bud

[sour sun]

schrodingers douchebag

[ashen sluice]

hes gonna whip out the "pal" next

[pulsar swift]

I say bud with like 85% of my linguistics

[soft osprey]

Alright alright everyone’s had their fun let’s move on

[pulsar swift]

PAL is mid

[barren hare]

i wonder if in EA thier will be any friendly willies

[rigid cairn]

oughgh willie headache

[wild sigil]

Is there a set price on the early access?

[covert forge]

1

[runic portal]

Pinned

[scarlet kite]

its getting harder to breathe through my nose

[sharp orchid]

next things you know hes gonna start saying son

[soft osprey]

Less then $30

[pulsar swift]

This is the woke non-bud channel it seems

[ashen sluice]

thats a bit more than just a headache

[rigid cairn]

ibuprofen

[ashen sluice]

son 😭 😭

[soft osprey]

If I have to live with it so do you

[pulsar swift]

Bring back when bud was a friendly term

[hasty bloom]

i’m going to bed and when i wake up i will halfsword so hard i’ll forget all bout jabroni city over here

[rapid compass]

is the game going to have steam share?

[sharp orchid]

im crine😭

[wild sigil]

pinned where

[soft osprey]

He said Woke. He said the thing. No politics CHAMP

[runic portal]

Remote play?

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/main-des-tortues-ninja-gif-17511711312792059073

[rapid compass]

no steam share

[sharp orchid]

it still is if youre talking to a labrador

[sour sun]

https://tenor.com/view/quagmire-peter-griffin-family-guy-cleveland-show-well-they-made-it-through-the-whole-season-gif-13420069779288977577

bigonce youre a racist

[runic portal]

Library?

[rapid compass]

yes

[shell bronze]

ok let's move on or move out

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/aew-wrestling-rick-ross-hip-hop-rap-gif-27036547

[shell bronze]

this is done

[runic portal]

Why not? I think so

[pulsar swift]

How is that not a punishable offense tho

[proven wasp]

Is there a confirmed time for release

[shell bronze]

we had our fair share of clowning

[rapid compass]

ok thank you

[soft osprey]

Me when ur mom and me haha when her

[pulsar swift]

Calling random people racist lol

[sour sun]

@mighty nexus

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/lfmods-modsquad-bestmodsintheworld-nickfifs-thanos-gif-20839877

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1465831622883541064/nobody-laughs-with-him-squid-game.gif

[chilly sky]

13 hours fellas

[sterile rose]

it says family share on the steam page

[ashen sluice]

OOF HOLY SHIT

[ashen sluice]

does he know?

[shell bronze]

yes and i will abuse it if you cross me

[sour sun]

new limb

[soft osprey]

You’re lucky we’re the same status or I’d mod abuse you right now

[sour sun]

@mighty nexus

[sour sun]

@mighty nexus

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-4chan-reddit-gif-12469709983918782970

[pulsar swift]

Evil mod….

[ashen sluice]

make everything a quote atp bruh

[zinc echo]

1 Day

[sour sun]

fuck you they were both funny enough to quote

[pulsar swift]

@mighty nexus

[shell bronze]

next person to spam quote bot goes disneyland

[mighty nexus]

Jump to original message

[soft osprey]

Get him

Dead

[ashen sluice]

that may cause a problem

[shell bronze]

@rigid cairn magic kingdom awaits

[pulsar swift]

Damn that one was actually funny asl

[soft osprey]

Say hi to goofy

[sour sun]

enjoy thunder mountain

[soft osprey]

Goofy ass

[mental cargo]

@mighty nexus

[stone flare]

just a couple hours more lads

[stiff belfry]

Chat moving so fast no one will know I kiss men I loveeeee kissing men

[sour sun]

what

[ashen sluice]

ME TOO

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

[neat crow]

half sword chat going insane just hours before the launch I see

[ashen sluice]

I LOVE MEN

I LOVE KISSING MEN

[stone flare]

what

[soft osprey]

Im deleting all new messages after this

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/ganondorf-ganon-smash-smash-bros-super-smash-bros-gif-13050238

[neat crow]

chat slowed down just for you

[stiff belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/hank-schrader-shock-realization-realisation-gif-20454516

[robust thicket]

What the hell is chat tonight

HALF SWORD TOMORROW! and yall are actin like RAGGAMUFFINS!

[sour sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400301954596344008/1466648165766791331/attachment.gif

[soft osprey]

I saw mcwonder typing for a minute but I’m pretty sure yall scared him off

[lilac fulcrum]

Today is january 30 here is it jan 29 on you guys

[ashen sluice]

me too :33

[humble bloom]

Gay sword.

[sour sun]

yeah we get it bro

[paper dirge]

is there a multiplayer planned? not remote play

[neat crow]

no

[sour sun]

no

[fallen glacier]

english

[soft osprey]

#faq

[neat crow]

#faq

[runic portal]

Would be hard to make

[ashen sluice]

the game was coded in hebrew

[soft osprey]

#faq you

[torn bough]

what if they had a scarring system, where after recieving a cut, in the next battle there is now a scar where you've been hit.

[covert forge]

yes

[ashen sluice]

this is their pov

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/ahhh-gif-9549451645697661034

[sudden siren]

GN mates, see ya in early access. Hope you all have a phenomenal night (or rest of your day)

[mental cargo]

i think thats getting added at some point

[neat crow]

gonna #faq you

[dry harness]

Super excited for half sword coming out tomorrow

[sharp orchid]

@mighty nexus

[torn bough]

yoo that would be sick af

[soft osprey]

You can actually just go #faq yourself

[runic portal]

What if it delays tomorrow?

[pulsar swift]

Yea m8 sorry to tell you this info but the world will be ending in about 8hrs

[sour sun]

larp sword

[runic portal]

#faq you

[soft osprey]

Vincent

[versed jay]

delay the game 4 times like gta 6

[sudden siren]

Eh I like sleep more than living so ima still head to bed lol.

[soft osprey]

Dont you have some hair gel to buy Vincent

[ashen sluice]

blood 3.0 is gonna look like this

[pulsar swift]

Real ones remember 2077 😭 😭 😭

[soft osprey]

I was making fun of you being an Italian from New Jersey but you ruined it

[pulsar swift]

You get that yellow email and know it’s over

[soft osprey]

I’ll never forgive or forget this Vincent

[noble ginkgo]

eyyy im waulking heeya

[runic portal]

No I did not

[cunning quarry]

does anyone know the price

[mental cargo]

what does yellow email mean

[runic portal]

You don’t have proof

[ashen sluice]

do you think mindseye will be as "good" as cyberpunk

[indigo zealot]

Eyy forget about it

[cunning quarry]

gabagool

[tranquil lantern]

||tomorrow||

[drowsy herald]

We patiently await the well-acclaimed Half Sword

[noble ginkgo]

forgedabadit

[runic portal]

You’re imagining it

It’s not real

[severe pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-brain-meme-big-brain-big-brain-meme-big-brain-time-gif-2441110471562975014

[sharp orchid]

why is he bleeding gay

[soft osprey]

Youre jaslighting me.

[drowsy herald]

11AM Est

thats what steam says

[soft osprey]

Did you know it’s pronounced jaslight? You’ve been saying it wrong

[ashen sluice]

its me

[noble ginkgo]

what 4 years of california does to a man

[pulsar swift]

Cd projekt red would release their delay and update messages on a solid bright yellow background

[severe pollen]

jenius

[ashen sluice]

im bleeding boy-love juice

the gay blood

[indigo zealot]

Gabagool update when?

[sour sun]

what was that gif

[severe pollen]

aids?

[sharp orchid]

As someone who spent 6 yrs in california i can confirm

[dim tundra]

Oh damn it says 1pm for me

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/albert-einstein-speech-bubble-gif-1643836754870883881

[soft osprey]

Too much. Shut up

[soft osprey]

Shut

[ashen sluice]

quid?

[runic portal]

I got Willie fluid all over me

Blood

[shell bronze]

half sword tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sour sun]

euro

[pulsar swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/685013242686341123/1442194833291608307/image0.gif

[noble ginkgo]

thats what happens when you beat willies

[runic portal]

@mighty nexus

[ashen sluice]

"what" should be the new italian currency if "quid" is the english currency

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-raaaagh-man-screaming-zombie-gif-14520247313972799051

[tranquil lantern]

quoting yourself is not tuff 🥀

[ashen sluice]

i dont get it because i only read the first 15 pages of the bible but quit because it was boring

[noble ginkgo]

there should be exorcisms for people who quote themselves

[clever nymph]

wuh

[rose tinsel]

no one needs to know

[runic portal]

I guess bro…

[versed latch]

12 hours till half sword early acsess

[tranquil lantern]

now I didnt say this 😭

[ashen sluice]

no its probably cree or some indigenous language

[soft osprey]

Sounds like you’re not creative enough to make something quote worthy

[versed jay]

dog pic with quote looks so wrong sob

[exotic plinth]

HALF SWORD TOMORROW

[sour sun]

hald

[soft osprey]

NEVER ADMIT YOURE WRONG

[exotic plinth]

thank

[sour sun]

thank

[drowsy herald]

Guys

[clever nymph]

just read the boook of mormon then

isn't that smaller

[drowsy herald]

we're in the 12 hour stretch

[drowsy herald]

how we feeling

[sour sun]

why are we talking about bible study in #halfsword-chat-⚔

[feral dew]

Prepare to stroke your Willies

[soft osprey]

No religion talks

[ashen sluice]

mm

[noble ginkgo]

hire someone to act like you and piss yourself off

[versed jay]

ragamuffin with jam

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/get-rekt-boi-elmo-shot-execution-gif-15314352

[tranquil lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-meme-black-noob-gif-9030046925995662037

[mental cargo]

12 HOURS LEFT CHAT

[soft osprey]

Yall really slipped that religious stuff in somehow under my nose

[drowsy herald]

Whos ready to throw hornet nests at WILLIES 🥹

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-smile-nod-nodding-ron-swanson-parks-and-rec-gif-39125060506973541

[noble ginkgo]

just because someone mentioned hebrew lmao

[sharp orchid]

12 hrs 34 minutes

[noble ginkgo]

curses be upon those who mention a language

[warped apex]

Ready to bang a hornet hive tommorow

[sour sun]

@mighty nexus

[soft osprey]

No because they were talking about the Bible. Why do people keep commenting on stuff if they don’t even know what they’re commenting on 😭

[ashen sluice]

they should make it so if you knock the wind out of a willie they groan cry and snort for air trying to get the last bit of air they cant get.

[noble ginkgo]

hebrew is how it came up initially

[lofty lily]

half sword in 11 hours and 37 minutes

[versed latch]

You say “ half “ I say “ sword “ 🔥 🗣️

[soft osprey]

Okay?? And then they talked about the Bible. No religious talk.

[drowsy herald]

We got a whole version of Half Sword dropping and yet I still can't execute a proper body slam

🥹

[soft osprey]

This isn’t rocket science

[tranquil lantern]

there literally was a meme with hebrew code 😭

[versed jay]

can't wait to play with my willy in 11 hours nad 35 minutes

[noble ginkgo]

yes...

my point is

[warped apex]

Me to the hive

[formal sedge]

Sword

[noble ginkgo]

someone was special enough

[soft osprey]

I hate it here

[noble ginkgo]

to turn a language

into religion

[runic portal]

I want them to react getting hit in solar plexus

[clever nymph]

hate's a strong word

[sour sun]

@mighty nexus

[cunning yew]

RELEAAAAAAAAASE

[noble ginkgo]

a language im not sure was hebrew

[drowsy herald]

Yo chill Brolenciaga ✌️

[tranquil lantern]

taking willie to town

[noble ginkgo]

looked a bit odd

[exotic plinth]

WHAT

[quasi talon]

something something holy land

[drowsy herald]

So guys

[quasi talon]

@mighty nexus

[drowsy herald]

what are we doing first when we open up Half Sword

I am GRABBING A hive

[noble ginkgo]

half sword devs add hyperborean crusade

[drowsy herald]

and shoving a willie into it

[clever nymph]

willy customization

[soft osprey]

Every day yall stray further from humanity

[drowsy herald]

I don't care if I die

[ashen sluice]

why are we talking about religion again? i just posted that hebrew meme being i thought it related to the coding thing with half sword....

[noble ginkgo]

thats what i noticed

[ripe night]

Idk if someone has asked, but do we know the price of the alpha release will be? Hello and thank you!

[mental cargo]

we ALL beating our willies

[warped apex]

Attempting old tech

[remote crypt]

cannot wait to wake up tomorrow and play as chad powers

[noble ginkgo]

wasnt shit a fucking native american script

[sour sun]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-talking-you're-going-to-get-us-killed-stranger-things-eleven-eleven-stranger-things-gif-3247369036883212318

[noble ginkgo]

or something like that

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/tien-shinhan-solar-flare-attack-tien-shinhan-gif-25864979

[clever nymph]

javascript

[quaint ingot]

same

[mighty nexus]

Jump to original message

[clear rivet]

how much money to play with my willie

[noble ginkgo]

gotta get on the self quoting hype train

[drowsy herald]

Half Sword Devs gotta add Ballistic Missiles as a misc weapon

do we see the vision

[ashen sluice]

off topic but i hate buhurts

[sour sun]

wonderbeast

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-please-stop-game-theory-gif-8934468062119703515

[clever nymph]

crossbow ballistic arrows

[exotic plinth]

based

[versed latch]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-toy-story-you-are-a-toy-you-are-a-chud-gif-2887627200340906462

[drowsy herald]

Arrows armed with the Medieval equivalent of packed pipe bombs

[clever nymph]

an chud

[noble ginkgo]

devs remove all weapons and expand on martial arts

[drowsy herald]

You feel an arrowhead hit your kidney, next thing you know your entire side is blown out

[noble ginkgo]

half sword will be replaced with full fist

[versed latch]

Peak

[versed latch]

Half fist

[sullen wedge]

am i confused? it says the game releases in essentially a days time yet jan 30 is two hours from now

[soft osprey]

I think mcwonder just wants to make me feel like I’m getting in trouble Thats why he keeps typing for a second

[drowsy herald]

Profound intellect

[noble ginkgo]

sir

[humble bloom]

timezones, its relative

[quaint ingot]

Might be

[noble ginkgo]

days have 24 hours in them

and yes

timezones

[clever nymph]

did i just get clipped

[sour sun]

i hate this fucking gif

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/jr-jr-kotc-big-tongue-gif-11823088959982012978

[drowsy herald]

I am gonna hold your hand when I say this...

[sullen wedge]

dahhhh bullshitzen

[clever nymph]

its freakye

[drowsy herald]

January 30th is 24 hours like any other day.

[fallen glacier]

it drops in 12 hours 28 mins

[quaint ingot]

what gif?

[sour sun]

the one i replied to?

[noble ginkgo]

29 minutes

[sullen wedge]

guess im sleepin till noon tommorow

[noble ginkgo]

get it ride lardtub

[ashen sluice]

20 fps on high, grotesque, on a 5060 ti 8gb

[noble ginkgo]

right

not ride

[quaint ingot]

I don’t see anything

[noble ginkgo]

ffs

[soft osprey]

Which one did you reply to

[fallen glacier]

uhh WRong

[exotic plinth]

how about for mountain time

[soft osprey]

Reply to it

[sour sun]

kanye tongue gif

[clever nymph]

mountains aren't real

[pulsar swift]

How are you enjoying that

[sage bloom]

ys ur gpu utilization 20%

[noble ginkgo]

xx:31 buddy boy

[versed latch]

Games horribly optimized

[clever nymph]

its freakye

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-smiley-lick-tongue-out-bleh-gif-16421903

[exotic plinth]

oh yeah mb

[slate badger]

the night before half sword

[soft osprey]

Not optimized* in its pre alpha state

[ashen sluice]

i cant afford a better cpu 💔

[quaint ingot]

ain’t a gif there

[noble ginkgo]

mfs when a demo is incomplete

[clever nymph]

thanks for the imgur link

[versed latch]

Same thing

[pulsar swift]

How I feel knowing I’ll be in jail before release….

[versed latch]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-speedrun-flash-fast-gif-4746149544082874692

[sage bloom]

first time ive seen a cpu bottleneck

[ashen sluice]

id rather get a 5060 ti from a 1070 ti rather than a ryzen 7 9800x3d from a i7 8700

[gritty nebula]

12 hours

[open viper]

BRO WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE FINAL CHALLENGE, WHY IS IT SO DIFF

[quaint ingot]

still no gif

[sharp orchid]

I used to have a 4060 and a ryzen 5 5500g

[versed latch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1432231922515579002/caption.gif

[sharp orchid]

now i have a 7700x

[clever nymph]

cpu's make me mad

[noble ginkgo]

weve all been there

[open viper]

YEAS

[soft osprey]

Watch what you post.

[noble ginkgo]

i love ult challenge

and ive only gotten an error once

[sage bloom]

u need to get the big stick with spikes

[open viper]

looks like i take a ton of damage as well

[versed latch]

Ultimate challenge sucks

[exotic plinth]

some are speculating that people who played the early versions of the game (itch, demo, playtest, demo 2) get the full game for free, not sure how true that is (99% sure it's fake)

[versed latch]

Worst mode in the game

[noble ginkgo]

ive almost clicked the wrong gif before...

[open viper]

i've gotten a perfect run once and the game fckin crashed

[versed latch]

So is small burhurt it’s so laggy ts is unplayable

[pulsar swift]

Going from an 8700 to a 9800x3d would’ve been like putting a Lamborghini v10 in a golf cart though

[sour sun]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-gif-not-right-eminem-gif-kissing-gif-25080017

[soft osprey]

I watched it, it’s mild, but still not appropriate given what it obviously was about

[ashen sluice]

true but lkike

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-grin-evil-smile-smirk-haha-gif-6403290434734800133

[humble bloom]

that would be an incredibly poor business decision, yes its fake.

[noble ginkgo]

butthurt by the lag

[clever nymph]

jif

[ashen sluice]

it still would such

suck

[pulsar swift]

Prolly not

[versed latch]

Ea should make the game way more smooth

[pulsar swift]

Basically a gpu in a cpu

[ashen sluice]

1070 ti + ryzen 7 9800x3d would go horrible

[sour sun]

will there be more screams in EA?

[ashen sluice]

thats the g series

[noble ginkgo]

the early access....

for

[clever nymph]

so the gpu is pregnant?

[noble ginkgo]

HALF SWORD TOMORROW

[humble bloom]

drumroll

I dont know

[runic portal]

Hope so

[gritty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/nitro-discord-accept-a-wild-gift-appears-gif-17495533

[versed latch]

Almost half sword today

[neat crow]

absolute cinema

[pulsar swift]

Both combinations are terrible bro 😭😭

[idle gorge]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH sorry the name got me

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-grin-evil-smile-smirk-haha-gif-6403290434734800133

[noble ginkgo]

you got the order wrong

[soft osprey]

No. Please don’t play dumb. Youre not even in “trouble” but my fedora is gonna be put on if you try to talk your way out of a hole Youre not even in

[pulsar swift]

The pregnant is a gpu?

[ashen sluice]

wrong person bruh

[clever nymph]

whoops mb

[idle gorge]

I know

[noble ginkgo]

please do not

[gritty nebula]

the pregnant is gpu?

[noble ginkgo]

put the fedora on

[sour sun]

[noble ginkgo]

i would have to fall on my sword

if you did

[soft osprey]

I don’t want to

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/fnf-evil-mod-friday-night-funkin-evil-mod-gif-21022374

[formal lichen]

im about to sleep and when i wake up there will be halfsword. goodnight chat

[ashen sluice]

@near garnet what about this guy?

[versed latch]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-not-a-chud-you're-not-a-chud-sorry-you're-not-a-chud-gif-12732191522489462721

[dark cipher]

Will you tip it if you do?

[soft osprey]

😔

[noble ginkgo]

in pregnant gpu

[gritty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-clowned-trash-opinion-your-opinion-gif-15033044919438935088

[placid flare]

half sword

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-gif-7710432613460492175

[gritty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-please-stop-game-theory-gif-8934468062119703515

[clever nymph]

@mighty nexus

[soft osprey]

No you did not.

[ashen sluice]

i was reading an old english manuscript and saw the name "gorspittel"

[idle gorge]

Wait is that the fazbeargamer264 from DBD???

[noble ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/irs-taxes-jcroat-johncarlroat-roatcarljohn-gif-11260064810497566785

[ashen sluice]

yeah

and half sword

[gritty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-moderator-discord-moderator-delete-moderator-snitch-gif-27063075

[pulsar swift]

I saw a name, gorthalameu trinket the 12th

[ashen sluice]

bro i dont think hes playing around

[clever nymph]

who else did their taxes today??!!!?!?

[placid flare]

12 hours!

[noble ginkgo]

not me

i dont pay taxes

[gritty nebula]

12 hours woohoooooooooo half sword

[clever nymph]

an chud don't pay taxes

[noble ginkgo]

taxes are for pussies

[pulsar swift]

12hrs 30 minutes bud

[ashen sluice]

stop saying "an chud" its hurting me mentally

[versed latch]

https://tenor.com/view/moderators-sorry-moderators-gif-14061402607795007797

[gritty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-please-stop-game-theory-gif-8934468062119703515

[pulsar swift]

I said it guys do the thing

[soft osprey]

Brother. I want to really stress, that there is no trouble. Just drop it. There will be if you keep trying to get out of something you are not even in

[noble ginkgo]

i refrained from saying that

but aye indeed

[clever nymph]

ts an chuddles doesn't understand

[runic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-bud-buddy-budi-gif-24116589

[ashen sluice]

i believe you but you should drop it, i dun want you to get into trouble

[versed latch]

Chudblud

🥀

[gritty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-please-stop-game-theory-gif-8934468062119703515

[clever nymph]

chudblud

[soft osprey]

Power tripping??

[noble ginkgo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/home-video-belly-sorta-kinda-fat-zUW23b6FmzB5e

[gritty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-please-stop-game-theory-gif-8934468062119703515

[soft osprey]

Im literally telling you you are not in trouble

What the actual fuck

[ashen sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-roundhouse-kick-murder-fall-gif-6805343826912238440

[clever nymph]

sounds like power tripping to me

[sour sun]

an chud

[noble ginkgo]

his willie took a hammer to the head

[ashen sluice]

willie think he a martian arts fighter 😭

[versed latch]

They need to add this as an actual move

[gritty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-please-stop-game-theory-gif-8934468062119703515

[near lichen]

Its cominn

[runic portal]

He trolling

[near lichen]

Wooooo

[quaint ingot]

Just move on with your life instead of trying to light a fire

[near lichen]

Wioooooo

[gritty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-please-stop-game-theory-gif-8934468062119703515

[soft osprey]

I am not sending you a gif Thats not supposed to be sent here. Youre being very silly right now

[ember flame]

I generally can't sleep rn so excited for half sword

[gritty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-michael-don't-leave-me-here-madebyruisu-fnaf-memes-fnaf-sb-gif-8051002428397231217

[soft osprey]

Holy shit.

[pulsar swift]

How is this a gif

[ashen sluice]

how about we stop fighting and we hug it out and talk about HALF SWORD TOMORROW

[gritty nebula]

shh

[pulsar swift]

I got a half chub

[noble ginkgo]

hugging?

cowardice

[sour sun]

what

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/chob-club-chob-club-chub-chobius-gif-6751810364038725468

[versed latch]

Half Chud

[near lichen]

13 hours away not tomorrow

[noble ginkgo]

and half our swords

[clever nymph]

why is this chat all an chuds rn, we ALL get half-sword 12 hours from neow

[near lichen]

Woooo

[ashen sluice]

liar its 12 hours

[sour sun]

chud sword

[clever nymph]

be happy chuds

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-coin-joe-coin-emotiguy-emoti-guy-gif-5950636071310089815

[sage bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-not-a-chud-you're-not-a-chud-sorry-you're-not-a-chud-gif-12732191522489462721

[clever nymph]

chud-chud

[near lichen]

Even betyer

[versed latch]

Is Willie just a lame ahh chud

[gilded veldt]

embed fail

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-wojak-soyjak-marcvin5-gif-13903021270190271130

[near lichen]

12 hours wooo

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[noble ginkgo]

so close

and yet so far

[quaint ingot]

You do know sending a gif to reply to me is kinda pointless since I’m just gonna ignore it

[runic portal]

That is your signature picture

[gritty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/mem-gif-6431762296831111634

[sage bloom]

where do you guys even find gifs like this

[ashen sluice]

throwback to when i hit willie so hard he got an overbite

[formal sedge]

Nah I just relized

[pulsar swift]

Simple, you search in gifs and scroll about 2-3 times

[clever nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-rizz-me-dont-come-by-ohio-were-done-gif-14458148554272376168

[formal sedge]

This game is didy💀

[noble ginkgo]

scrolling through my gifs is like a minefield

[gritty nebula]

holy crap loos

lois

[noble ginkgo]

i collect shit i see

[gritty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[clever nymph]

dis game so didy

[noble ginkgo]

if its insane enough

i want it

[sour sun]

@mighty nexus

[pulsar swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/685013242686341123/1433162315271766248/image0.gif

[sage bloom]

so many chud larpers in the chat

[pulsar swift]

Game is didy

[ashen sluice]

american flag, politics, banned /j

[runic portal]

That fuckin picture I can’t

[gritty nebula]

@mighty nexus

[sage bloom]

damn perfect profile pic too

[formal sedge]

I love letting

Larping

[noble ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524854453187379212/1347697787894108251/togif.gif

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/american-americanz-americans-america-usa-flag-gif-7753351624538344284

[clever nymph]

an chuds always be larpers

[gritty nebula]

what the fack

[ashen sluice]

i thought walt disney was created by those bad german people?

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-chud-gaya-guru-gif-5529104887828628899

[formal sedge]

🤣

[pulsar swift]

Walt Disney is a person….. 😳

[tulip rapids]

is it just me or is the long candle stick such a good weapon 🙏

[clever nymph]

he was borned from an foid

[noble ginkgo]

walt disney is a concept

[ashen sluice]

im gonna be in voice one broadcasting my willy to the entire server so if anyone wants to see me penetrate willies ill be more happy to do so

[gritty nebula]

it good

[runic portal]

John Disney

[gilded veldt]

"an chuds" holy bad english

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/think-thinking-thoughts-person-all-the-time-gif-1836332222206272183

[sour sun]

@mighty nexus

[quaint ingot]

he was very against them

[noble ginkgo]

long things are good at entering willies

[exotic plinth]

plançon is love, plançon is life

[clever nymph]

you don't understand our grammar

[gritty nebula]

@mighty nexus

[clever nymph]

i wish i were a willie

[open viper]

bro, why everything that touches me in ult challenge insta cuts or kill me

[mighty nexus]

Jump to original message

[ashen sluice]

ult challenge is gooted

i made that verb up

im so proud

[noble ginkgo]

it is my favorite level

[dreamy steppe]

whats ult challenge?

[noble ginkgo]

minus the crashes

[ashen sluice]

hell

[dreamy steppe]

ohhh the final level?

[noble ginkgo]

yes

against the baron

[dreamy steppe]

ah yea its pretty fun

[sage bloom]

crash simulator

[open viper]

it's impossible to me

[clever nymph]

an baron

[dreamy steppe]

ong tho

[clever nymph]

an fatal error

[magic monolith]

gooted

[dreamy steppe]

it crashes so much

[noble ginkgo]

polearms are your friends my man

[exotic plinth]

I needed the Half Sword Enhancer mod to beat the ult challenge

[gritty nebula]

i just shid myself

[runic portal]

An barons

[noble ginkgo]

plancon billhook and halberd

[dreamy steppe]

i just close the crash note and see how long i can go

[versed latch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1432231922515579002/caption.gif

[dreamy steppe]

i think its the blood 😭

[open viper]

BRO EVERYTHING CUTS ME LIKE I'M BUTTER, IT'S LIKE 3X DAMAGE

[sage bloom]

just turn enemy damage to lowest and boost yours to highest to cheese it

[noble ginkgo]

idk man

[dreamy steppe]

so how not to have fun

[noble ginkgo]

thats odd

[versed latch]

That’s cheating gng

[unkempt rover]

schools about to be long as hell tomorrow

[wheat leaf]

consider: you cut everything like butter too

[runic portal]

Turn down the gore slider

[clever nymph]

🧀

[unkempt rover]

im so excited for this

[dreamy steppe]

ong

[open viper]

NO I DON'T

[dreamy steppe]

ive been waiting for half sword to drop since the itch io days

[versed latch]

Ong bro

[ashen sluice]

i spawn in naked everytime i win and lose!!

[sage bloom]

its an option in the game settings

[clever nymph]

POV: life

[noble ginkgo]

clown on those mfs who have to be educated on friday....

[versed latch]

I know I still consider it cheating

[dreamy steppe]

so me

[wheat leaf]

respectfully you straight booty then dude you and willie are equal unless decided otherwise

[noble ginkgo]

yes

[dreamy steppe]

w

[gritty nebula]

yes

[versed latch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429669084710043698/caption.gif

[unkempt rover]

im about to try and skip

[sage bloom]

i would consider it cheesing. ive tried it legit and beat it but crashed like 4 times, wouldnt blame someone for using it

[gritty nebula]

@mighty nexus

[versed latch]

Same bro I’m abouta fake sick

[clever nymph]

just turn down your graphics

[noble ginkgo]

lovely plancon

[clever nymph]

and gore stuff

[noble ginkgo]

plancon my beloved

[quasi talon]

serious question do most play with the damage numbers in the middle? i’ve had damage taken and revived at max all this time xD

[exotic plinth]

based

[clever nymph]

fatal error my beloved

[noble ginkgo]

not as attractive as long swor

but sure is effective

[open viper]

yes, middle

[dreamy steppe]

dude epic to high graphics is act diabolical

[ashen sluice]

is my english bad because i have no idea what you said

or tried to say

[dreamy pelican]

Anyone know if level editor will be in EA? I want to make greenscreen setup

[runic portal]

Damage numbers?

[sage bloom]

i put the damange numbers to low for both, middle i feel like battles end too quick

[soft osprey]

Default settings is how it’s meant to be played

[noble ginkgo]

your english is too good if anything

[pulsar swift]

Cinematic tho…..

[versed latch]

By default it’s in the middle

[noble ginkgo]

he basically said semi understandable nonsense

[dreamy steppe]

bro ts fries my frames

[dreamy pelican]

@soft osprey

[dreamy steppe]

and i got a 2k pc

[noble ginkgo]

i boot up enemy damage

[dreamy steppe]

😭

[gritty nebula]

what

[noble ginkgo]

just so its fair

[dreamy pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[pulsar swift]

Lmao I don’t think it’s even possible for anyone to run it over 30fps consistently

[quasi talon]

ah ok i see thanks, i think i prefer max damage both ways, much more lethal

[versed latch]

Cinematic isn’t meant to be played on

It’s been stated by the devs

[clever nymph]

i just stick with epic

[frosty herald]

saying my last goodbyes to the demo

[dreamy pelican]

yeah you can just turn up the graphics in camera mode and take screenshots

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-typing-keyboard-snitch-gif-6303256650356398932

[sage bloom]

epic is the best i think, i ran cinematic but barelty notice much difference

[wheat leaf]

bitta both that was a weird mix of slang and wording. straight in that context means like 100% or directly. and booty is the sfw variant of ass. and to call someone or something ass is to say its bad. so essentially my message is "respectfully you are just bad then dude, you and willie are equal unless an external force determines otherwise"

[runic portal]

Finally someone says it

[versed latch]

I have a 1.7k gaming pc and it still lags the shit out of it

[shut mirage]

anyone know if local multiplayer will be in the EA, saw a split screen on trailer so I don’t know if it will be the case or the trailer is incorrect on this

[soft osprey]

“Respectfully, Youre bad then dude. You and Willie are equals unless decided otherwise, through a show of skill in battle”

[pulsar swift]

I play on what I want to play on….

[clever nymph]

wait until he finds out about an foids and an chuds

[pulsar swift]

Yes steam remote play

[noble ginkgo]

"u straight shit get better"

[dreamy pelican]

I run the game at high graphics and get by just fine with the 7800x3d and 4060. However with EA I imagine medium will be best because its fucking unreal engine

[soft osprey]

I was close

Didnt see that

[shut mirage]

only controllers so ?

[versed latch]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-gif-7710432613460492175

[soft osprey]

It will not

[wheat leaf]

nah i mean "equal unless decided otherwise" in the sense of being equal unless modified in settings or wtvr

but you did translate quite nicely

[soft osprey]

I’ll take it

[noble ginkgo]

youll probably get better performance

[dreamy pelican]

please pass along my request for a shitty simple editor so I can put willies infront of a greenscreen 🙏🏽

[wheat leaf]

most people just ignore my rambling so im glad someone understands it to a capacity to reform it

[noble ginkgo]

from what ive heard its actually optimized

[pulsar swift]

Not sure

[versed latch]

EA will have much better performance then the demo does no one realize that

[clever nymph]

why embed fail

[dusty bone]

One more day left until early access 🥶🔥

[pulsar swift]

I’ve never remote played with split screen

[noble ginkgo]

everyones hyperfixated on ue

[sour sun]

we heard you bro

[runic portal]

No they don’t

[clever nymph]

based

[versed latch]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-gif-7710432613460492175

[exotic plinth]

I DIED

[shut mirage]

so hyped to play with my gf and decapitate her

[exotic plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/ashton-hall-ashton-hall-gaming-game-gif-1787547143801600574

[sour sun]

damn rest in peace

[noble ginkgo]

you do not have a gf

[dreamy pelican]

I've never done it with splitscreen but i have remote played games on my home pc from work on my phone using samsung DeX, if u have ethernet the delay is minimal.

[clever nymph]

you have a chud friend

[noble ginkgo]

no one in this server has a significant other

[lost bison]

HALFSWORD TOMORROW

[sage bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-wojak-soyjak-marcvin5-gif-13903021270190271130

[versed latch]

No one in this server has a gf

[dusty bone]

That was spammed so much back in 2021

[noble ginkgo]

its contrary to half swordian nature

[quasi talon]

wrong

[noble ginkgo]

we all beat our willies instead

[sour sun]

@mighty nexus

[unique walrus]

how much is real game cost bcuz im a broke boy

[exotic plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[soft osprey]

Ah but my translation leads to an entirely different outcome. Where I place reason at skill, you place reason at settings. Leading to someone who is not good struggling, because they do not adjust settings. Ive failed 😔

[quasi talon]

true

[dreamy pelican]

My significant other is my 3 cats, they are very significant, I would starve to let them eat

[dusty bone]

Is modding allowed in early access btw

[clever nymph]

cause its smegma

[gleaming sluice]

halfsword tomorrow oh yeahhh

[pulsar swift]

DV maxing lets goooo 🥶💯💯💪🏻

[lost bison]

yes allowed

[barren hamlet]

What time is release

[wheat leaf]

now theres another factor we should consider;

there is a high chance EA(at launch) will not perform better than Demo, even if they fix the blood situation there still leaves the situation of pretty visual stuff and bigger maps combined with blood, and ragdoll physics in general. but once a couple patches come out EA will probably be better

[half bison]

i bet not if it is itll take time to upade them

[dreamy pelican]

in 2 minutes

[versed latch]

I’ve never met any girl who likes half sword 🙁

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/alice-in-wonderland-rabbit-time-all-roads-lead-to-rome-rorb-gif-16960488214235607997

[dusty bone]

W

[gilded veldt]

Bro

[soft osprey]

Dont say this stuff.

[noble ginkgo]

who knows maybe itll even out to the same performance

[gleaming sluice]

im really happy for EA

[shut mirage]

she is saying am I crazy to play this game

[versed latch]

They genuinely be missing out

[wheat leaf]

maaaan deleted the message and fucked up my reply smh

[soft osprey]

Dont say this stuff either.

[pulsar swift]

https://tenor.com/view/think-thinking-thoughts-person-all-the-time-gif-1836332222206272183

[versed latch]

This game is so fun