halfsword-chat-⚔

[still atlas]

sure

wait a sec

[still atlas]

ryzen7 6800h
i5 10500

[thick hornet]

what are your graphics

low, medium, high, epic or cinematic

[still atlas]

high

frame rate 240

[tender holly]

welp cpu might be litle bit

[thick hornet]

could just be the amount of AI on that

like

on the game mode

or battle

[tender holly]

old

[thick hornet]

5 different ais

not differnet but

you know what i mean

[still atlas]

yee

[wheat gust]

the long peasant axe is op

[old lodge]

Do we have any informations about an update or the release of the game.

[thick hornet]

it drops q1

[still atlas]

Thanks for the details

[hidden ice]

i lowk need a lightsaber mod ngl

[thick hornet]

Truth!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1461715400843591771/truth_willie.gif

[hidden ice]

and the ai needs better parrying cuz that would be so tuff

[thick hornet]

being able to accurately fence would be so cool but so hard

[old lodge]

Do we have any informations about an update or the release of the game ?

[tender holly]

.

[hidden ice]

yea but we could like put it through difficulty walls

[tender holly]

thats all

[thick hornet]

LOL i stepped back, lobbed the sword at him and it lodged in his neck

[broken helm]

but that's right now

[thick hornet]

q1 is the first 3 months

[tender holly]

ye

[broken helm]

which is still right now

[thick hornet]

yeah they'll give us more information later

[tender holly]

so it should be out by end of the march

[thick hornet]

31st march 23:59

Ow.

[thick hornet]

i dont think legs bend that way

[tender holly]

: p

[ionic matrix]

strongest half sword player

[long dagger]

Oh, so you are the guy that left a kind comment on my channel. Good. Did you even notice it is about humor and not exactly a lecture?

Or even a serious tutorial?

[radiant patrol]

yes, it is a kind comment because i simply corrected poor technique. i did notice it's about humor! it sadly wasn't funny, so instead of initially stating my distaste for your style of "content", i figured i could give people an actual tip if they wanted to IMPROVE.

[long dagger]

I accept constructive criticism

[wheat gust]

no matter what situation willie is in, he will always have his teeth squeaky clean

[long dagger]

It seems you are inflexible, though. Do you accept it as well?

[wheat gust]

the whole "wasnt funnny" thing is a little bad given like its subjective

so it doesnt all matter on your opinion

[radiant patrol]

i didn't say it ALL matters, i originally didn't say anything about it being unfunny because i understand humor is subjective

[radiant patrol]

prove my inflexibility please. i have simply stood by the point that i corrected something that could use correcting in my opinion. the entire point of it being my opinion is that you can ignore it!

[long dagger]

What is funny is when someone contradicts themselves

[radiant patrol]

please show me the message i sent that contradicts another.

[wheat leaf]

Was that vid genuine advice or a gag technique

Not trying to sound like a jerk just curious

[long dagger]

Let me send the video again and I will ask for your opinion

[wheat gust]

i see

[stray oyster]

guys so you know that new q e upd, with the sword?

[long dagger]

So you tell me what you think and how does it look lol

[stray oyster]

like u do it shiled combo, with the hand q e

then lmk, if u like it, i wil ltest it out, so shield hand one no weapon

[long dagger]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Rzs_8tFJSZ0?si=HG66Ezc8XWb_oE4y

[stray oyster]

yk what i am saying

like q e, shield none weapon one

the new upd is fire

[radiant patrol]

i don't know what you're saying

[stray oyster]

nah nah nah, yk when u do with shield and then run in with q e option>

[cosmic stratus]

I think Jadva executed the bind well. Though I would have used the tip of the sword to avoid getting my fingers crushed/pierced depending on the length of sword I rolled.

[stray oyster]

so like its crazy

[thick hornet]

shit luck with armor

[radiant patrol]

which is what i suggested, i stated that using a low guard like fools guard to parry an early jab would be safer to enter the opponent's dead zone

[long dagger]

I share that I indeed prefer other techniques when executing in a serious combat. Now, do you reckon if the video is for a serious tutorial or a funny event?

[long dagger]

We can agree on that

[wheat leaf]

Considering the typical behaviour of a plancon I’m really quite surprised you didn’t take any damage haha, it’s fundamentally a solid technique, much harder to pull off against the longer polearms like the halberds, bill’s, long spear, n long poleaxes, but against shorter ones where you can immediately engage in grappling it’s a viable technique

[long dagger]

However, you decided to tag is at mediocre (even though it worked) and, mainly, you took it as a serious tutorial

[radiant patrol]

then my perception of the video as serious instead of satirical is purely interpretation as well. my original comment was meant to give another option for players who want something safer.

[cosmic stratus]

Against halberd I just bait a swing then keep my blade engaged with the haft as I close trying to keep it off center. Because halberds do not f around.

[pure crow]

bro why does it happen that sometimes when i grab a willy it just auto ungrabs

[cosmic stratus]

Weight limits on grip strength.

[pure crow]

bruh

[long dagger]

Sweat?
Well, sometimes they use leverage to rip the grab off. I would like to know if using gloves affects it somehow

[radiant patrol]

i took it seriously because the title, steps, and appearance showed no satire. i could've perceived it in a way you didn't intend. i did call it mediocre, and immediately after replying to you, i performed a test using my technique and yours. your technique caused death roughly 2 times as often out of 30 battles against various polearms in the tier your video was based on. my technique--because it worked twice as well to protect--was above average, making yours--relative to my tests--mediocre.

[tall jungle]

grab for wrists, head, and sometimes shoulders, anything else is not gonna connect

[pure crow]

nah even when the willies are unconcious

[pure crow]

thats just not fun

[wheat leaf]

I’m pret sure it’s just a random chance as to if you let go with current mechanics, so mods are the only thing that helps

[cosmic stratus]

Or if you get weird luck shins. That also works. But a standing Willie. Grab their arms head and shoulder.

[pure crow]

like if i wanna grab my enemy willie by the torso then it should let me grab the enemy willie by the torso

[safe crest]

@mighty nexus

[safe crest]

wow

[long dagger]

Well, allow me to correct you on something, then.
You said that it appears to show no satire when the video literally has:

• Satiric music
• A Step that says "Taunt"
• and a Final Step that says "Kindly perform a Throat Slash"

Man, I appreciate you took time to test the technique, but I wonder how many times you couldn't recognize a joke

[cosmic stratus]

Have you ever tried grabbing a person by their torso with your hand and keeping a grip on them? It is not easy.

[pure crow]

like even the fact that i cant just spin a willie around so much that its lethal to hit him on the wall is annoying

[wheat leaf]

Taunting is a legit technique..

[long dagger]

HAHAHA

[cosmic stratus]

Oh you absolutely can body slam someone into the ground and knock them out.

[pure crow]

like i just wanna violently bash my willies on a fence 🥀

[cosmic stratus]

Yeup. Press G. Though it doesn't seem to really do anything.

[radiant patrol]

i have autism, im usually socially inept. furthermore, i had audio off and figured taunting and mocking willie was something everyone did. my apologies if i was rude, yet i still believe my technique is safer.

[long dagger]

We do still agree that Half Swording against a polearm is not the safest. And yes, I think it was rude but it is excellent to have a healthy discussion

[cosmic stratus]

Get them against a wall use your offhand to grab their shoulder then grab their head, then the fun begins. :D

[pure crow]

just a problem, theres only one map

[cosmic stratus]

The fence post works too.

[pure crow]

fences are so buns ong

also

wdym wall

u got a secret build we don't

[white trail]

wall,,,,,

[wheat leaf]

No it does, maybe I’m buggin but I’ve had it make Willie more aggressive, or if he’s in the backpedal he’ll switch to being on the offence

[cosmic stratus]

If you grab their shoulder you can drag them to a kneel. And I use wall/fence interchangeably since that fence sure hurts like hitting a wall.
Lol.

[white trail]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-dexter-dexter-meme-gif-1302676710766719675

[cosmic stratus]

Hmmm. I haven't noticed any difference personally. Maybe I should pay more attention.

[wheat leaf]

If there is a difference it’s very minor, I think there is though

[long dagger]

That was neat

[pure crow]

we lowk need some more physics updates

[cosmic stratus]

I wouldn't have stopped there.

[hasty bloom]

waiting for the day the effects go full circle and you’re just playing Half Sword irl

[cosmic stratus]

I should start recording clips. I've gotten a couple cool moments that I'd love to show. Like some decent long sword fencing. Even though it would have been easier to just slash like a madman since the AI isn't the best at punishing feral attacking.

[wheat leaf]

EA will bring all that the lord has promised us and more

[hasty bloom]

it’s way way more fun ((imo)) to try and get technical. i appreciate the hack n slash but feels much more rewarding getting a cool kill

[cosmic stratus]

Exactly. Like getting a maintained bind pushing your opponents blade off line then just half swording into their shoulder or ribs. Feels sick.

[radiant patrol]

i adore armorless throat slashes with the last little tip of my longsword straight through willie's carotid artery

[covert torrent]

how throw?

[hasty bloom]

love getting those then going into camera mode to see the tiniest speck of blood on the tip of my sword

[wheat leaf]

Real, one tiny flick of the blade that barely engaged the point yet it’s a fight ender

[cosmic stratus]

Yep. Though I prefer violently winning. A perfect parry then just a deep cut into the shoulder or ribs.

[hasty bloom]

i also love that

i’ve been appreciating a good stab or, when they go for an overhead, a quick slash across the abdomen

[cosmic stratus]

I think I had one cut where I took both of Willie's hands out of action with one parry.

Was a very nice parry. Didn't even have to kill him.

[hasty bloom]

fuckkkk that’s so cool

think i’ve only had that happen once and it felt awesome

[stray plover]

is there lowkey a way to findout like the top 3 players of halfsword by game hours

[hasty bloom]

doubt it. not always a 1:1 translation of playtime/skill

[cosmic stratus]

He went overhead and was winding back to do another cut and I kept following through and just barely got his wrists. Left hand came off right was crippled. Fight over. Love getting those hits.

[thick hornet]

swing then let go mid swing

its like how you throw irl

but harder

I think I've only hit 3 throws in total

[cosmic stratus]

I should learn throwing with the sword and dagger loadout and just get good at throwing the dagger. Always makes for good clips.

[stray plover]

do you do the fist fighting segment?

personally when you get a good clean hook and the splatter runs down its really satisfying

[pure crow]

lowk we should be able to choke willies with 2 handed weapons

[radiant patrol]

i choke my willie with 2 hands

[lavish reef]

When release. Do it now

[covert torrent]

i beat the final challenge by holding willies in front of me like this while i let the others kill it then repeat

[covert forge]

landed right on his neck

[small glen]

I haven't showered in a week, half sword is to blame

[soft osprey]

You’re lucky i have a tutorial

[small glen]

Do share

[jolly oasis]

Add workshop

[soft osprey]

I just did

[soft osprey]

I’ll ask the devs for you because you have a nice pfp

[jolly oasis]

:D

[full scaffold]

I WILL commit war crimes, IF I would need to reset "the ultimate challenge" one more time to get a "good" weapon. AND IF I SEE A HOE ONE MORE TIME, AS A FRICKING MAD ARTST NEXT TO GERMANY, I'LL BECOME A POLITICIAN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

[hallow gull]

i got a new mic ❤️

[covert torrent]

knife

[deep shale]

a hoe would do me some good actually
that extra length would benefit me when i inevitably face a plancon enthusiast

[thick hornet]

whatsa a plancon

[full scaffold]

Good for you

[full scaffold]

[thick hornet]

i love just plunging a knife into people in half sword

[full scaffold]

Try irl, that's even more fun!

[thick hornet]

i dont live in london but its not far from malmö where i live so maybe later

[covert torrent]

ah, brings back memories

[radiant patrol]

swede spotted 🫩

[thick hornet]

half finnish too

[radiant patrol]

sorry

hope you get better

[thick hornet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1016427759993634846/1027046073669267537/ezgif-5-cb4104f025.gif

[deep shale]

im surprised nobody answered already but basically

its the most evil fuckin thing

its NOT the finnish goedengag, its worse.

[radiant patrol]

that n the pitchfork

[thick hornet]

WHAT IS THE PLCANCIGN ON

[deep shale]

its a waepon of mass destruction

[radiant patrol]

spiky polearm that fucks u up

[thick hornet]

ooh

[weak thorn]

when the game comes out fully, please make it free 🙏

[covert forge]

son

[thick hornet]

its the baseball bat with nails if it was medieval

[radiant patrol]

yuh

[thick hornet]

What actually good indie game is free

[radiant patrol]

one armed robber

[thick hornet]

not that good in my opinion

[radiant patrol]

fair

i see how it's mid but i fw it some days

[thick hornet]

i was about to say maybe like an incremental game but like

those aren't super ""hard"" to make compared to a game like this (i assume)

so it's like, different

[pure crow]

how

[thick hornet]

this is how i imagine my backflips will land if i ever attempt one

[radiant patrol]

tutorials on youtube are pretty good at explaining spin kicks and various slams

[covert forge]

you stun them, swing ur right hand behind the thigh and grab then you bring the left and grab and pull/look up. im not sure how good this explanation is but yea

[wide moon]

i wish they added real time filters to half sword, becuase red and grey would look so epic

or to play with stuff like this

[wide moon]

maaan how could i forgot

but i mean in game feature

[wide moon]

LEgushatnik? Is it you?

the sher-ami-zhnik?

[deep shale]

cataclysm & it's endless forks

just dl the game from github and not steam

i am riding a skateboard, and using a copper spear to poke zombies to death while zooming around downtown.
the copper for the spear came from smashing toilets and sinks

[thick hornet]

havent heard of them but i trust you

but anyway

like

you can't expect good games to be free

[deep shale]

big true

[thick hornet]

one could say a

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1461715400843591771/truth_willie.gif

[deep shale]

dreadmyst is a MMO which came out a few days ago
and its unbelivable that only 1 guy made the entire thing

and i get the feeling that some form of monetization needs to happen if the game is going to continue in the long term

[thick hornet]

its crazy how good games can be despite only one person working on them

megabonk for example

[deep shale]

i like pissing on corporations
better games are being made with fewer people with smaller budgets

[thick hornet]

vedinad is dani though so, makes sense

[deep shale]

AAA studios need to be like
500 teams of 30 people working on a game each
rather than
60000 people working on one game

[thick hornet]

wasnt there like a study on what the largest coordinated group could be or something

[radiant patrol]

guess where half sword devs fall lmfao

[thick hornet]

arent there like just a couple

idk

i dont know how many devs work on half sword

[deep shale]

i dont trust studies, they tend to get thrown away when the people funding them dislike the results

but it seems reasonable regardless

[thick hornet]

dunbars number says 150

[deep shale]

i cant even deal with 5+ people
this dunbar guy must be a saint

[thick hornet]

it was proposed in the 1990s so

probably outdated

[deep shale]

even crazier

a realm with no social media or group chat

[thick hornet]

but 150 is likely in like, tribes/small villages

ah

Context

[scenic panther]

i finished all the demo

can i play with the champion against the farmers or something i am bored

[weak thorn]

yo why does my game keep carshing

[tame thicket]

have you beaten the Baron in abyss mode yet?

[weak thorn]

it says ´´game crashed and´´ then nothing

[weak thorn]

IN ABYSS!??!!?!?!?!

[tame thicket]

yep

unless you do that you've not finished the demo heh

[scenic panther]

yes

oh no

not abyss

[tame thicket]

get to it then 🙂

[scenic panther]

😢

[radiant patrol]

omg it's John Halfsword

[sand herald]

😬

[hasty bloom]

not even sure we’re playing the same game at this point 😭

feel like i took acid again 😭😭😭

[mental kelp]

3 exports and 3 broken clips

[soft osprey]

Turn off blood

[sleek gull]

to, Half Sword, is to hold the sword with one hand half way up the blade.

Full Sword, is two hands on the grip. Half Sword, is half on the grip, half on the blade

Charlie would not approve of such low quality humor = p

[soft osprey]

First off, god damnit this joke drives me crazy.

Second, im glad you popped up again to see you still haven’t changed your pfp

[sleek gull]

No, not at all.

i'm calling your bad, poorly crafted joke, low quality = p

NOooooooo I wasn't done picking on him yet!

New target....

Greyfacedman...more like GreyfacedHAM!

https://tenor.com/view/goteem-go-team-happy-fun-sports-gif-4789485

[tough hollow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/shampain-dominipino-1

[soft osprey]

I will literally never forgive you for this joke or forget it

You dare mock me? A discord moderator?

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-jack-nicholson-yes-yes-nod-head-nod-gif-17444176260167585294

[whole eagle]

@sand herald what tier are you

[shell bronze]

keep mocking him you are under my protection

[tough hollow]

micheal

[whole eagle]

not you

[tough hollow]

not you

[whole eagle]

tricky bastard

[sleek gull]

Greyfacedman!? More like....GreyfacedBAN

[tough hollow]

micheal

[whole eagle]

aaa

its block

[sleek gull]

HA! Only I can call myself that!

[whole eagle]

say it then say uncle

[sleek gull]

Uncsword

[tough hollow]

uncle

[whole eagle]

na space it

[sleek gull]

I don't wanna = p

[whole eagle]

then you coward

[sleek gull]

Coward Sword

Wnc Sword lol. Twice the U!

[tough hollow]

👨‍🦼

[whole eagle]

gamer chair or wheelchair

[tough hollow]

motorized wheelchair

[sleek gull]

I mean, my gamer chair has wheels...sooooo Same thing?

[whole eagle]

theres black mouse on it

[sleek gull]

SUPER HOT...SUPER HOT....SUPER HOT

[weak thorn]

THIS GAME BRO

WHY WAS EVERYTHING SO EASY

BUT THE FINAL LEVEL

SO FUCKING HARD???

I WAS ALWAYS DIE ON THE 4th LEVEL

HOW DO YOU GUYS MANAGE TO EVEN BEAT THIS

[whole eagle]

every hard thing is last

[weak thorn]

is there a way to make it easier, i just wanna play as baron 😔

[whole eagle]

increase npc damage and less player damage

[weak thorn]

i already did that

[tough hollow]

kill the evil water bottle in the sewer on 43rd street

[weak thorn]

what

where even is that bro

[tough hollow]

only way

[weak thorn]

WHERE EVEN IS THAT THERES NO SEWER

[shell bronze]

ignore every single thing that guy says

all he does is ragebait and post brainrot

[weak thorn]

bet

[whole eagle]

hmm get blunt damage and crush his hands or head

[shell bronze]

turn npc damage taken to 100 and player damage taken to 0, then turn gore and blood off

[weak thorn]

im so ahh at this game

[shell bronze]

then pick up a polearm and beat them in the face

[whole eagle]

he did that

[shell bronze]

one hit is all it takes at those damage settings

[weak thorn]

thats all?

no mods, no...nothing?

[shell bronze]

if you continue to lose and don't want to keep attempting improvement i suggest downloading hs enhancer

[weak thorn]

hs enhancer?

[shell bronze]

and using it to cheese however you see fit

[shell bronze]

cheat engine for half sword basicslly

spawn weapons, super strength, invincibility

[whole eagle]

nexus mods

[weak thorn]

do i get it on nexus?

[shell bronze]

pinned #modders-guild-hall

nexus too yes

[tough hollow]

actually sometimes i post halfsword clips

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-gif-9388384639890532829

[tough hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1433564192799064094/1461255177020506346/HqMwNli.gif

[whole eagle]

hmm

[thick torrent]

WHEN IS HALFSWORD COMING OUT

[whole eagle]

q1

[tough hollow]

march 12

[thick torrent]

SOMONE SAID FEB 23

[tough hollow]

feburay 12

[modest canopy]

@little verge When? Just guess

[tough hollow]

thats crazy

[soft osprey]

Dont ping community manager for nothing please

[thick torrent]

they just need to realsse the game aready

[tough hollow]

do it 4 more times and he grant you 3 wishes

[thick hornet]

january 19th

[tough hollow]

i believe him

[modest canopy]

He himself said in the latest news that he's willing to discuss this topic. Perhaps I misunderstood...

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/true-true-face-morgan-freeman-truth-smiling-friends-gif-9987746497298913525

[thick hornet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1461715400843591771/truth_willie.gif

[soft osprey]

Yeah that was a month or two ago and it’s to talk about the delay not ask the release date, again. We can give you the same information as him

[tough hollow]

dawg

[soft osprey]

In that, there is no release date set beyond Q1 and he won’t give you anything more than that

[tough hollow]

he did

he told me on goober day

[thick hornet]

yeah, january 19th

[soft osprey]

Goober more like

[feral moon]

He told me yesterday 🤨

[thick hornet]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fortnite-110

referencing myself here

[feral moon]

I cant keep trying this ultimate challenge 😩

[thick hornet]

whats wrong

[whole eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-true-coyote-gif-2599436844608872721

[feral moon]

I get far and choke

[tough hollow]

okay

[soft osprey]

Chew before you swallow

[feral moon]

Tis a skill issue

[tough hollow]

also pause

[calm harness]

bruh when does game come out

[whole eagle]

grey face if im a mod will i be a great mod

[thick hornet]

no

[whole eagle]

not you

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-who-you-are-i-dont-know-what-you-want-gif-9937446

[thick hornet]

wdym

[whole eagle]

you joined halfsword from way back buddy

[thick hornet]

shhh

[whole eagle]

🤦🏼‍♂️

[sleek gull]

Can Sphinx beat the entire gauntlet unarmed? Find out here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joB5ryp5ssY

[amber vessel]

clam

[blissful hedge]

I finally beat the whole thing after like a week. I'm so happy for some reason i kept having fatal errors. Literally THE SECOND i saw the baron. It's so peak. 😭😭🙏🙏

[thick hornet]

turn off blood

[blissful hedge]

Ohh

That would do it xD

[prisma tiger]

god mods are so fun

[prisma tiger]

turn off blood and keep graphics on medium or low

[blissful hedge]

Bet! I didn't think about that honestly xD

[sand herald]

I mainly go between commoner and man-at-arms, sometimes I play at knight tier

[prisma tiger]

beggar for the win

[sage lava]

guys can i somehow disable the camera movement limit if the character doesnt fully face the rotation of your camera

i wanna do roundhouse kicks

i remember doing them normally now i cant it was so fun 😔

[limber imp]

someone needs to make a turkish saber with ovrdth

i dont know how to make custom weapons, i know custom loadouts but idk weapons

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-jake-finn-time-to-learn-learn-gif-4458347

[limber imp]

how tho

if i knew how to do it or where to learn i'd make one for myself

[buoyant ravine]

look up on youtube how to make custom weapons for unreal engine 5 games

[limber imp]

oh nahh i dont think im good enough for that

i'll stick with the weapon packs on nexus

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-beast-good-boy-mr-beast-good-boy-gif-18819841

[prisma tiger]

hey can u come to game footage

i need to see if this is normal to encounter

[opaque jacinth]

i'm on a run in abyss and all i keep finding in the coffins is pants

no shurts

just pants

[prisma tiger]

nvm i cant send the photo yet

[buoyant ravine]

thats a "want" not a "need"

[prisma tiger]

NEED to man

[buoyant ravine]

a "need" is food and water. youll live without figuring out if that shit is normal

[prisma tiger]

ill simply suffocate on the spot

[prisma tiger]

no if you dont look my windpipe will close in an instant

trust me man

its a need

[buoyant ravine]

cool not my problem. suffocate i dont give a fuck xD

[sage lava]

❓

[prisma tiger]

dickheadery

not for ur lack of caring i get that, im a random guy

[buoyant ravine]

ehhhh id say your the jerk because your so desperate just for someone to view your video

[lean niche]

Half-Cord info HUB

Having trouble finding something?

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[prisma tiger]

i had a photo i was gonna send if u read the chats

[opaque jacinth]

standard bumfuckery

[prisma tiger]

i genuinely said nvm

[sage lava]

helloooo

[soft osprey]

I genuinely never want to see you say anything about people not liking you again

[sage lava]

🧟

[prisma tiger]

woah i dont get why im in the wrong for wanting to show a funny photo im js new here

i get it if people dont wanna view my stuff thats one thing but just say that ykj

[opaque jacinth]

if people wanna see it they'll look

don't have to be an annoying beg

[buoyant ravine]

i dont look at the game footage thread because that threads for level 1 chumps. real chumps are level 3 and post their stuff in the 2 threads known as halfsword chat and general catfish

and i myself is a certified real chump

[prisma tiger]

i have a new discord account buddy

[granite summit]

Hey my screen doesn’t go dark when i get smacked or im tired, anyone else having this problem?

[soft osprey]

Youre not, ignore the hostility

[prisma tiger]

it doesnt take much to ignore a message dawg

[buoyant ravine]

either your colorblind or your using half sword enhancer

i think its the infinite consciousness option

[sage lava]

can anyone even see my messages

[prisma tiger]

yea im playin with it right now

[sage lava]

does it hide them or something

[granite summit]

I dont got mods or anything it just happened out of nowhere

[prisma tiger]

might be a lucky bug

[buoyant ravine]

hmmmmmmmmm

[prisma tiger]

did it js happen one time or is it like recurring

[buoyant ravine]

Analysis: No fucking clue

[sage lava]

am i like not verified or something

[granite summit]

Recurring

[sage lava]

can anyone see my messages

[granite summit]

Yes we can see your messages

[sage lava]

whats the problem then..........

[lean niche]

Half-Cord info HUB

Having trouble finding something?

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https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074 Is where you can open a ticket for Discord moderation related issues. @Modteam for :warning~1: emergencies :warning~1:
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[granite summit]

I deleted halfsword, restarted my pc and its still doing it

[prisma tiger]

if its a one time thing, probably just a bug, if its recurring you might wanna go into your local save data and delete the data and redownload the game instead of js deleting the game

[soft osprey]

Wdym?

[prisma tiger]

f you want to genuinely play ofc if not enjoy immortality

[sage lava]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[opaque jacinth]

elite strats

[buoyant ravine]

I think I found the answer. this thread doesnt seem to acknowledge the existence of new plebs

[prisma tiger]

try turning your lock on up?

or

[shell bronze]

we dont

[prisma tiger]

Lmao i joined like an hour ago tho that doesnt make sense

[sage lava]

how would that help

i mean

im holding shift

[soft osprey]

No not really. I mean you can adjust your lock on strength but idk if that’s what you’re looking for

[sage lava]

i have an insane sensitivity

[buoyant ravine]

well shit i guess im drugs then because i feel dumber than ever

[prisma tiger]

if it locks on more your camera wont turn

[sage lava]

but i cant do it

it doesnt

[prisma tiger]

and it only locks on when both mouse buttons are being held

[sage lava]

presing space doesnt turn on lock on

pressing

[opaque jacinth]

z should do

[prisma tiger]

you dont have to press space the space button is your kick

[sage lava]

yes

wait i think you dont understand me

[prisma tiger]

probably not

[sage lava]

i want to do roundhouse kicks

[prisma tiger]

oh

[sage lava]

i could do that before

[prisma tiger]

okay

[sage lava]

now i cant

[prisma tiger]

so use F to slow time

and its easier

[sage lava]

i noticed the camera doesnt want to go further if your body isnt as rotated as the camera is

[sage lava]

its not hard

[prisma tiger]

i find im able to turn much easier in slowed time

[sage lava]

its impossible

i have a mod

a trainer

i turn on slow mo

it still doesnt want to let me do it

maybe you can try doing it yourself

and see if its possible

[prisma tiger]

yeah i js did go to game footage

[sage lava]

maybe im the only one having this problem

i also noticed that i have a really small blood pool amount but i dont really care about that

[prisma tiger]

you cant have ur gaurd up at all

[sage lava]

i remember roundhouse kicking willies heads

theyd die in a single hit

that was so fun now its impossible.............

[prisma tiger]

not impossible, im using mods that boost my speed so i cant really hit it right but u can

[shell bronze]

still possible

[sage lava]

i mean can you even fully rotate your character

maybe 420

without limitations

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1432031510575317184/CC50B01.MP4?ex=6970f3c5&is=696fa245&hm=e3fc08db4cf25f762e8793ce66db18e4a6d8877fad439986ae3aad29bc37629d&

[opaque jacinth]

what a kick

[sage lava]

oh yeah i remember doing that too

but i gotta do it more so its consistent

[sage lava]

but thats boring tbh...

[shell bronze]

there's a bit of timing to it

but it trivialize fistfights

[sage lava]

yeah like that

super spin

i cant do it because the mouse just doesnt want to move far

it has a strict limit

relative to the torso

[sage lava]

yeah exactly

[dire gull]

npcs dont have brains

[opaque jacinth]

i don't see the point in trying to always oneshot with no skill

the fun is in the challenge

[prisma tiger]

wow theres a lot more creators than the last time i was here

[sage lava]

i see the fun in seeing willy trying to stand like hes fighting for it after hitting a roundhouse kick onto his head

trying not to fall over

and then hitting his head with the wooden fence

[fallen glacier]

maybe your HUD setting?

[sage lava]

(deadliest enemy in the game)

[prisma tiger]

easiest enemy in the game

sigh

so easy

[fallen glacier]

yea when I turn my HUD all the way down the screen no longer gets dark when getting tired @granite summit when you get hit/killed do you see red on the screen

[grizzled glen]

how does one get permission to link videos in creator feed

[opaque jacinth]

get to level 2 i think

[grizzled glen]

how do i do that

[opaque jacinth]

fuck knows if i do i'm level 1

[granite summit]

Whoa how do i mess with the hud then

Yeah but also my screen turns dark when getting knocked out

Yk what i mean jelly bean

[buoyant ravine]

"jelly bean" 🥀

[wheat leaf]

Creator feed is for like.. full on YouTube creators n streamers n shit like the green role ppl

[opaque jacinth]

anyone got any good tips on how to throw small weapons like knives effectively

[amber flint]

how much will this game me when it comes out

[granite summit]

AHHHH when someone finally finds the answer to my problem they dipped

[wheat leaf]

One 🅱️illion dollars

[grizzled glen]

so if i started a channel recently even if its new why should i not be allowed to post a video i made

[sage lava]

nevermind i cant do even that

[granite summit]

Bocholate bhip bookies

[sage lava]

the mouse just doesnt go far enough

to perform that

is this an old video perhaps

[opaque jacinth]

bro just increase the dpi on your mouse

do you not have a mouse that you can change the dpi on

[amber flint]

do you think they will give the game for free to people who have like 1000 hours

[wheat leaf]

I mean shit the discord doesn’t auto detect an active youtube account you’d probably gotta contact staff, I’m not exactly familiar with the process but you could ask to get more info in modmail

[sage lava]

thats not the issue

and i also am doing that

[grizzled glen]

kk thanks

[wheat leaf]

Your mouse/body rotation speed is limited unless during a kick, which is unlimited

[sage lava]

im set it to max specifically for halfsword

[sage lava]

weird

its locked for both cases

[wheat leaf]

You upped ingame sens too?

[sage lava]

yes

[wheat leaf]

Makes no sense why you couldn’t have full rotation speed during kick frames

[opaque jacinth]

are you just loose kicking or are you holding left and right mouse too

[sage lava]

i tried doing it in slomo too and its limited

[sage lava]

loose kicking

im just holding shift and pressing space

and spinning

[opaque jacinth]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

like this?

[sage lava]

yes

i could do that before

now i cant

[opaque jacinth]

so my dpi when i kick is like 6200

all i do with the mouse is spin it

hold shift, press space to kick and do the f for slo mo

don't even move with wasd

[sage lava]

i have a trainer with infinite slomo

[sage lava]

im not

[opaque jacinth]

my mouse sensitivity in game is like 80%

[sage lava]

mine is on 100%

[sage lava]

my mouses max dpi is 1600 but as i mentioned even with slow mo its the same

[opaque jacinth]

1600 is like nothing

[sage lava]

wait ill go check in other games

[opaque jacinth]

my max dpi is 120000

[sage lava]

fine for me

are dots pixels in the abbreviation

dots per inch

[analog hinge]

anyone know why final challenge is still crashing for me near the final boss after like a year?

[opaque jacinth]

turned blood and gore all the way down?

[analog hinge]

yeah i have, weirdly no fix, and i have beaten the abyss and had very long runs with gore on while playing that, so im not sure why the final challenge is crashing

[dire gull]

i just put a sword through willys groin

[sage lava]

thats so high for me lol

[soft osprey]

Turn off blood entirely

[analog hinge]

i have, for some reason doesnt work for me, not sure why

[opaque jacinth]

please tell me you don't play shooters on that low a sens

[soft osprey]

Make sure you’re actually turning off blood and not just choosing gentle at the gore selection

[opaque jacinth]

dx11 as well? 1080p?

[sage lava]

i dont consider this low tbh

[rugged wasp]

is there ANY way to grab my opponent's weapon

[analog hinge]

ya i was doing that

[analog hinge]

hmmm i might be on 1440?

[soft osprey]

You were choosing gentle or you were manually disabling blood?

[lean niche]

Ultimate Challenge Crashing?

The fatal crashes in the Ultimate challenge are primarily due to an issue with a 3rd party plugin that is being used for blood.

For most users disabling blood using the blood slider in the gore options resolves this issue.

[small dove]

halfsword yesterday

[sage lava]

if i move my mouse across my whole so called mouse space its about 200*

[analog hinge]

i fully turned down both blood and gore sliders all the way, still happens weirdly

[sage lava]

couldnt find the small o

[opaque jacinth]

i usually play 1440p but i turned half sword down to 1080 to prevent the crash

[sage lava]

so i used the star

[soft osprey]

Gore can stay as is, blood is the issue typically.
Are you running the game in dx11?

[analog hinge]

either way i dont mind it too much because ive beaten abyss and the game is too fire for me to care lmfao

[sage lava]

alsoi i just tested the mouse in a different game

[analog hinge]

yeah i am on dx11, none of the fixes ppl have said in the past have worked for me idk why

[sage lava]

its completely normal

[rugged wasp]

can someone help :(

[soft osprey]

Youre just built different i guess

[analog hinge]

but ive beaten gold man in abyss more than once so wtvr im still def getting the game on release anyways XD

[soft osprey]

Just not in a good way

[sage lava]

i dont think you can

[rugged wasp]

its extremely unfair when my opponent grabs my weapon

[opaque jacinth]

i still haven't beaten abyss

[rugged wasp]

thats evil

[sage lava]

only if you kill him and take his ewapon

weapon

[sage lava]

wdym

[analog hinge]

lmfao yeah idk and my pc is pretty good too, ik it prob wont happen on release anyways tho

[opaque jacinth]

you can knock weapons out of hands but it can be tricky

[rugged wasp]

well i dont need to disarm them if i can kill them lol

[sage lava]

do you mean when you are wielding it ❓

[analog hinge]

def my favorite gamemode feels like a roguelike, well ig it is, the bigger weapon the better ive found out in the late stages, also anything that would realistlically stil hurt through armor like the large mace

[opaque jacinth]

i hate the 3rd boss

the black tunic greatsword dude

[rugged wasp]

i hate the engine

[opaque jacinth]

everyone hates unreal

[rugged wasp]

horrible id say

[analog hinge]

if you have the scythe still you can just split him in two the second you see him XD

[sage lava]

ue4 and 5 are absolutely dogshit

[rugged wasp]

im surprised it didnt require 5090 before it came out (the card)

[sage lava]

better make your own engine

or use either unity or godot

theyre much more stable and optimized imo

[rugged wasp]

i think ue4 is better?

[analog hinge]

at least UE4 development took some skill still, UE5 is the downfall of game software

[sage lava]

ue3 is good but its so old

[rugged wasp]

mordhau looks WAY better while not requiring a goddamn 4090 or smh

[opaque jacinth]

people still play mordhau?

[rugged wasp]

it's recommended gpu is minimum on half sword

[sage lava]

make games with source 2 when its sdk comes out 😈

[dusty crypt]

What is the end score of abyss someone know?

[rugged wasp]

ionknow

i saw it somewhere or smh

[sage lava]

so can anyone help

[wild oak]

unlimitd

[analog hinge]

sadly mordhau and chivalry 2 are somehow more dead than dark and darker lol

[opaque jacinth]

just checked steamcharts

708 people in game

for mordhau

[rugged wasp]

evil last update 15 months ago

[soft osprey]

Theres no real end but the final boss should be around 12000 or maybe it was 15000

[rugged wasp]

also i think its better than like

having to play at 30 fps with medium settings (or lower if theres more than 2 characters in arena)

[sage lava]

🧟 town

[soft osprey]

Well luckily this is just a pre alpha build so you can’t expect it to run very good, when not much work has gone into optimization yet

In other words, it’s all up from here

[rugged wasp]

its ue5

im sure as fuck finished version WILL lag harder

[opaque jacinth]

i mean the obvious solution to me just seems like disable the mod you have and see if that fixes it

[sage lava]

hmmmm

ill try

[soft osprey]

Whatever you’d like to think

[rugged wasp]

i wonder why devs didnt add mordhau to the game

[sage lava]

i had no mods when i could do it

[opaque jacinth]

how was that not step one of your troubleshooting

[sage lava]

idk thatd be really stupid

if it would be the mod

since the mod is just a trainer

[opaque jacinth]

how you gonna know if you don't try

[sage lava]

the only settings there are are graphics settings

[soft osprey]

If you’re using mods in any game and having issues, the first thing to check, is the mod lol

[sage lava]

it simply doesnt make sense

but ill try

[prisma tiger]

dude

[warped apex]

Wall bonk

[prisma tiger]

i just spun a dude around like a windmill

[stone ether]

i just ate my tv

[sage lava]

good job

keep going

[stone ether]

my brain fels like jfuhoghw09 t4

[radiant patrol]

get the remote next

[stone ether]

my tummy hurts

[prisma tiger]

check out game footage i just posted something funny

[warped apex]

I present a comp of comps

of my gameplay lol

[radiant patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-happy-jumping-gif-26555219

[prisma tiger]

heh,

[sage lava]

windmill

windmillie

windwillie

[wild oak]

dont shit yourself dutch

[stone ether]

aaahhhhhh why is it red

[wild oak]

0-0

[prisma tiger]

i just killed a man

hes lucky though

he shouldnt have gotten out of the wall

[buoyant ravine]

am i too agressive

[sage lava]

the trainer is not the issue

i deleted it but im still struggling doing that...

[buoyant ravine]

if your unarmed use your enemy as a weapon

[sage lava]

yeah its definitely something with the game

[warped apex]

died so hard my game crashed rip

[sage lava]

i turned up my sensitivity in windows up to 20

its max

and i had 6

[buoyant ravine]

that 3rd guys face while he was getting decimated by my kicks was funny

[wheat leaf]

Are you spinning yet, son?

[warped apex]

head butted a man with a long sword

[buoyant ravine]

trash meme imo

[warped apex]

why must you always be negative

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-love-lucy-lucy-ricardo-11

[sage lava]

no...

[soft osprey]

What’s the issue Youre having

[buoyant ravine]

i am always negative. im the friend in the friend group whos blunt and honest and thinks realstically

[sage lava]

i cant roundhouse kick because the game limits my camera movement relative to the body rotation

[buoyant ravine]

if im not intrested in something i refuse to do it even if my life depends on it

[wheat leaf]

I love my poorly drawn memes

[warped apex]

I do too

[sage lava]

if my body rotation is far from my cameras rotation then it simply doesnt let me spin it far

[soft osprey]

Fine line between blunt and honest and just being an ass and not realizing. If I call a fat person fat, im being blunt and honest. Im also being an asshole.

[warped apex]

lol see someone gets it

[wheat leaf]

Are you saying he’s fat?

[warped apex]

hampter woejak

[buoyant ravine]

well im also a natural asshole

[soft osprey]

That is not a flex

[wheat leaf]

Cringe asf ngl

[soft osprey]

You should be better

[warped apex]

that is not a flex at all

[sage lava]

holy reshade

[toxic lance]

not something to be proud of bud

[warped apex]

why would you be proud of it lol

[wheat leaf]

The key is to put up a front, be as much of an asshole as you want in your mind but have a facade of kindness or even just respect you put up around others

[buoyant ravine]

because it just is. i am proud of my personality

[sage lava]

🧟

[toxic lance]

you're proud of being an asshole? weird flex but ok

[soft osprey]

You do you, but being proud of being an asshole is just..i dont even know, man

[wheat leaf]

Do your friends call you Brutus cause your brutal

[buoyant ravine]

nope they call me by my name. "Military Dude"

[wheat leaf]

Your mom wild for putting that on the certificate

[radiant patrol]

do you even have a last name military dude?

[buoyant ravine]

fuhh no i aint giving you my real name. im adressed as "Military Dude"

[sharp orchid]

game changer for abyss

[buoyant ravine]

yes... and i hate my last name

[grave pier]

Send a clip of you trying in #game-footage-🎮🎥

[radiant patrol]

is it Dude

[toxic lance]

Is that with or without a salute xd

[wheat leaf]

Aw man my next question was gonna be your social insurance number

So close yet so far 😔

[soft osprey]

3

[sage lava]

i can but the recording would be so laggy you wouldnt even understand what is going on because obs studio sucks ass

[buoyant ravine]

alright man dont joke about that shit identity theft is a serious crime

[sage lava]

but i will

[wheat leaf]

Bro is the 3nd human ever

[sage lava]

im just warning you

[buoyant ravine]

my dads gotta change his entire id because of identity theft. hackers stole his damn life

[sage lava]

and + my pc isnt that good

[soft osprey]

You keep changing your name making me think Youre somebody new

[sharp orchid]

youre funny please dont go bald

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-aint-gonna-lie-im-nervous-lala-ri

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-steve-carrell-unamused-meh-gif-16391448

[wheat leaf]

Likewise

[plain oriole]

Hallo

[soft osprey]

Why do you like wise

[sage lava]

when i turn on slomo you can see it better

[wheat leaf]

You like unwise?

[sage lava]

its so roughly limited

[soft osprey]

I love unwise

[plain oriole]

ok good talk

[warped apex]

I've just gotten a nifty kill

[soft osprey]

Thank you Denya

[warped apex]

and would love a complement lol

[plain oriole]

you're welcome greyfacedman

[soft osprey]

That was a nifty kill

Good job

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/doolwind-the-office

[grave pier]

Very low mouse sens or you have hs enhancer custom body tonus on

[sharp orchid]

you dont suck!

[wheat leaf]

Like a boomer trying to give a compliment

[buoyant ravine]

that first neck break was cool as hell and realistic

[wheat leaf]

Nifty headahh

[soft osprey]

It was rad

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/swear-cry-1

@sharp orchid

[sage lava]

i deleted half sword enhancer and it still is impossible

[wheat leaf]

Radical even doud

[soft osprey]

I dig it

[plain oriole]

am i the only one who genuinely prefers first person than 3rd person?

[sharp orchid]

how can one achive this

[sage lava]

and now im having 20 mouse sens in windows settings

my normal sensitivity is 6

max game sensitivity and max mouse dpi

[warped apex]

I've my dpi to 450 lol

[wheat leaf]

It won’t load for me so I’ll lyk if I agree with you in due time

Lmao

[sage lava]

i should be able to do it with max dpi and max game sens but i cant

[soft osprey]

Yes, actually. We took a poll and 147,000 people voted that they prefer 3rd person, and then theres you. The odd one out. you make me sick.

[sage lava]

older footage

i can record another video

[warped apex]

I've over 1000hrs in first person

[plain oriole]

hey you're a funny guy

[warped apex]

one would say I'm addicted

[restive barn]

lets put that to the test

[plain oriole]

twin

[warped apex]

@plain oriole first person nervianna right here

[dusty crypt]

I was on 7250 but screen went black for some reason

[wheat leaf]

I concur, this was in fact a nifty kill, interesting angles of strike too

[soft osprey]

We used to have someone here named Danya but they got banned so now im keeping my EYE on you 🤓 denya..

[wheat leaf]

Danya got banned?

[soft osprey]

Yeah a while ago

[plain oriole]

ive been denya for the past like 2 years

how do i prove im not danya

[wheat leaf]

Can you share the reason or nah

[soft osprey]

Send me $300

[warped apex]

I've been pinklepuff for? over 10 years at this point

[soft osprey]

Breaking discord TOS with their profile bio

[warped apex]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hands-funny

[plain oriole]

If i dont am i banned

[warped apex]

yes

[wheat leaf]

Valid, they seemed a lil off like that

[soft osprey]

You know, something tells me I need to clarify I was joking

[warped apex]

in fact you won't be able to buy halfsword

[plain oriole]

but you're not joking..

[soft osprey]

😡

[warped apex]

we aren't a joking type here

[soft osprey]

I hate humor

[wheat leaf]

Unless it’s staff, they can joke about your fate

[soft osprey]

Laughter makes me angry

[plain oriole]

laughter, more like slaughter... im so evil..

[soft osprey]

When you smile i frown

[wheat leaf]

Bro has been listening to paint it black for 20 years on repeat

[restive barn]

whoever came up with the spelling for the word queue is on a new level of stupidity

[soft osprey]

Thats queuete

[plain oriole]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[warped apex]

was going for a certain thing and this happened

DAMN YOU GORE

[wheat leaf]

Sorry could you repeat that

[soft osprey]

Dont look up the phobia of long words

Troll behavior

[wheat leaf]

Don’t look up

It doesn’t say gullible on the ceiling

[warped apex]

I was trying to find a gif of that lol

I couldn't

[sage lava]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message you can see me trying my best to swing the mouse around but still....

[soft osprey]

It literally does

[sage lava]

yeah swing like a mace

[wheat leaf]

I can contribute the single clip I have saved on my phone to redirecting the channel to halfsword

[buoyant ravine]

i disarmed one of those people

[wheat leaf]

I can’t even think of something funny to say to this

[soft osprey]

The joke i made was so hilarious yet factual, it drained all humor from the area for the next 3 months

[sharp orchid]

please go bald

[sage lava]

i can definitely tell its a wall not a ceiling

checkmate

[wheat leaf]

I’m WORKING on it

[grave pier]

Don't start the spin with looking up. You get more speed while looking at the ground

[soft osprey]

Look at the bottom, Thats where the wall and ceiling meet. You absolute amateur

[sharp orchid]

well WORK HARDER

[soft osprey]

Doesnt even know his walls from his ceilings

[sage lava]

i cant control it

[wheat leaf]

My forehead just grew 3 sizes like the grinch’s heart did

Thanks pal

[sage lava]

but ill try

[supple grotto]

.5 sword tomorrow

[wheat leaf]

1/2 sword the day after

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/forehead-gif-22694036

[supple grotto]

The indomitable human spirit prevails

[soft osprey]

Youre so close to making the ultimate, unique, original and hilarious halfsword joke

[wheat leaf]

I stg I love this meme so much, I’ve had to have seen it 100 times in the last decade and every time his heads a little bit bigger

[sharp orchid]

0.5 * 1 metal blade the day before the day after tomorrow?

[sage lava]

still

its the same but now i cant even hit anything...

[soft osprey]

I meant a full sword joke but sure

[wheat leaf]

Ohhhh 1/2 sword tomorrow funnyyyy!!

[sharp orchid]

me too man

[sharp orchid]

full shield yesterday?

[sage lava]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGH8IH1pBrQ i could do it like that before

now its like in the footage

[supple grotto]

Has any one tried giving the sword a little blue pill? Might help get it past halfway

[delicate lava]

I wish there was an update on release date

[toxic lance]

chivalry 3 tomorrow

[soft osprey]

It’s original I’ll give you that

[sharp orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[sage lava]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Dns7fRwzs and this

[wheat leaf]

Insane

[plain oriole]

are we deadas

i JUST bought chiv 2

[slender hull]

just saw the new recommended specs

By god I am cooked

just wondering what settings does recommended imply, as there’s a huge contrast with the minimum

[sage lava]

what are your specs

[tough hollow]

mustard

[slender hull]

3050 6gb, i3-10100.
Rn I play with 1080p high at 90fps, unless there’s a lot of willies which start eating up my cpu power

Found that lowering blood helps alot

in any case, the game’s release price will be whatever it is + a couple hundred for me lol

[sage lava]

are you playing with alot of willies

[sage lava]

thats good

[slender hull]

Buhurt is like 30fps, carnage 51

[sage lava]

for most games

[sage lava]

oh

[slender hull]

Solo 90

[sage lava]

well i guess wait for the devs to optimize willies

[sage lava]

solo is probably the most fun you can have in the game

especially when youve beaten the game

idk if you can call that beaten

[slender hull]

true, esp with new ai that’ll come

[sage lava]

i mean when youve unlocked the baron

[sharp orchid]

when will the willies get willies?

[sage lava]

who knows

[slender hull]

Technically my cpu is above the listed minimum by a bit

Wondering how
that’ll look

[sage lava]

dont trust the minimum and recommended specs on steam

never trust these

trust only based on others opinions and your own

[slender hull]

Yeah I usually watch perf tests on Youtube

[sage lava]

oh wait you mean will it be smooth

nevermind then....

[slender hull]

Before buying anything

[sage lava]

i thought youre talking about you getting worried if the game would even run...................

[slender hull]

Nah the game would def run

since that’s still above minimum

just not by a whole lot

[sage lava]

yeah

even if you are worried about that

for some reason

then consider my words

my pc is absolutely dogshit and it runs ue5 games

its not even gtx

or something

[slender hull]

Nvidia gt?

Or integrated

[sage lava]

mostly either unplayable or i cant see shit because of the resolution 😂

the cpu is +-

[slender hull]

Well just running the game’s probably not really sufficent for most people

[sage lava]

i got used to playing at 30 fps

or something like that

i wish i didnt care about fps like in my childhood

where i played gta sa at 15 fps

[slender hull]

True

[sage lava]

i didnt give a shit to be honest

i dont play new games to be honest

theyre all shit

[slender hull]

I don’t even have an above 60hz monitor rn, so I’m fine with just 50-60fps

[slender hull]

Neither do I

[sage lava]

most people dont know how to find good games 😔

[toxic lance]

Mordhau 2 tomorrow

[slender hull]

half sword’s really the only resource intensive new release I play

so the only reason I’m considering upgradijg

For release

[sage lava]

i either find cool games on indie game websites or by using specific tags on steam

[toxic lance]

Just gotta lower the quality of your willies

[sage lava]

never had one

i dont really care about it though

[sage lava]

✅

same

[slender hull]

Nah I’m worried about getting a better monitor

[sage lava]

i wish half sword was made on a better engine

not fucking ue5 😔

its so shit

[slender hull]

If I experience higher hz then 60 will look like q slideshow

[slender hull]

it is what it is

[sage lava]

unoptimized buggy and has useless functions