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primal mulch
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you just gotta mesh a crowd ambient sound effect with distance and lower the distance of the sound

buoyant apex
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And also sound regulator

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Of players

primal mulch
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so that if youre like 3 meters away, you start hearing that ambient crowd noise (nothing too special but that little extra would make it fun)

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the absolute solution then would be a visible sign for if someone muted you or not

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cause that way the person locks in and doesnt trash talk 24/7 💀

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but the only good thing they can add if multiplayer comes in is ranking with judges

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but that would require A LOT of dedication from the community

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(similar to toribash)

hallow gull
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hi

buoyant apex
hallow gull
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huh

buoyant apex
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You are cool broski

hallow gull
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random but thanks

buoyant apex
deep shale
hallow gull
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thinking about making videos on halfsword would that be a good idea

deep shale
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farm clips and post them here

hallow gull
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well yea but i wanna make like full 5 minute atleast videos

warped apex
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@hallow gull I'd like to see videos

hallow gull
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ok

misty gazelle
old sun
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what are u a noob

wheat leaf
mental kelp
hallow quail
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anyone else have the issue in fist play that when you try and swing with both hands up one of your arms lock and you just end up throwing a stiff hook over and over. Or is that just a me issue

mental kelp
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ive heard of it but I dont have it happen myself

hallow quail
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it eventually goes away but i'm curious what causes it or how to fix it

hollow kraken
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they should add fat hammers into the game smh

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like WARHAMMERS

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not these small hammers

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GIMME THIS

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fuck

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hm

mental kelp
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however the person didnt follow up on the possible solution so I cant confirm, but he said to try capping to 144 or less

wide nimbus
mental kelp
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dumb glitch causing my clips not to work when I copy paste somtimes

clear vortex
soft osprey
mental kelp
trim scaffold
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why cant i enter a photo

clear vortex
trim scaffold
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how do i level up?

clear vortex
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just chat!

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you get xp from chatting

trim scaffold
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ok

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cause i got a funny glitch

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i posted it in photography

charred herald
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are they goind to add online?

stuck epoch
iron fractal
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willie with guns is illegal

primal mulch
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finally made it to the gauntlet

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I mean to the UC

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And THANK GOD I found out that you could stab with Alt, I was getting so frustrated

trim scaffold
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I got 2 big buddies cause i got thrown out of the map its in photography

hallow gull
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hi char

tropic wren
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any1 know how to restart your progress? im just stuck at the final challenge and its gettin borin

lavish axle
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just reset

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or install mods

clear vortex
wheat leaf
dusky zephyr
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How do we beat the first boss consistently?

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the guy with the helmet and the axe

clear vortex
wheat leaf
# dusky zephyr How do we beat the first boss consistently?

take the knife in the middle, wait for him to raise his arms above his head(preparing for a straight down chop) and dodge forward under his arms, he physically wont be able to lower them with your shoulders in the way thus giving you a big fat opening to stab him

dusky zephyr
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Thank you

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the only semi-consistent way I've beaten him is whacking him repeatedly with the large candle holder lmao

wheat leaf
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pro tip, the other end of the candlestick is a spike, any stab to the torso is insta-kill pret much

dusky zephyr
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yeah. that's been my strategy. Hit him over the head and on the return go for the stab

wheat leaf
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actually insane weapon

dusky zephyr
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I just now realized I don't have the perms but I had a good match just now while screwing around at higher tiers

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got a quick fight compared to the last match against the same enemy because I got my sword into his neck lol

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well the stab trick worked. dayum

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thank you again

wheat leaf
dusky zephyr
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aaaand... when you get sent to the abyss how do you retain character progress?

tropic wren
deep shale
dusky zephyr
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cool thanks!

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and whats the trick for the commoner boss?

the peasant boss is easy asf lol

deep shale
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stabbing with something longer
like the candlestick or the fork

ember portal
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is there any way to fight grete champions in free mode

wheat leaf
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just spawn him in

fresh shell
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Swinging in this game is so frustrating

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Either all my swings go over the enemy or they just dont do any damage

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What am i doing wrong??

sand herald
fresh shell
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Also all my swings are exremely slow

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What is the issue??

hallow gull
misty gazelle
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sensitivity will do it, also your mouse dpi

fresh shell
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Then my guy just starts pulling back the sword every swing

hallow gull
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my swings go too fast and keep instakilling the willies how do i fix this

wheat leaf
# fresh shell What am i doing wrong??

make sure you hold your mouse straight relative to the angle you move it at, like for instance if im trying to do an overhead and pull down, the mouse has to be pointed straight for it to translate into a straight up and down motion ingame

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if your someone like me that tends to hold the mouse at a slight angle, it can throw off precise aim in a game like this

fresh shell
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ok

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I tried that

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Immediatly decap a willie

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That was cool

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i did it again!

misty gazelle
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decaps are fun

wheat leaf
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as for mouse sensitivity, its up to preference for the most part, if you want to pursue parrying and precise attacks youll want lower sens, but the key is to not lower it so much that you cant get full speed in a swing

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bit of a sweet spot, its just a bit different for everyone

misty gazelle
hallow gull
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does increasing gore make it easier to slice the willies in half or sm

shell bronze
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yes

fresh shell
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I cant send photos or clips here darn

shell bronze
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gore controls dismemberment

hallow gull
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i see

wheat leaf
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i hit my decap's like i cut my sandwichs

fancy✨

bold pendant
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God. The wet plop the head makes when it falls down is brutal.

misty gazelle
sand herald
misty gazelle
hallow gull
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every time i hit a good clip my clipping software decides it no longer wants to work 💔

quaint ingot
wheat leaf
misty gazelle
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the naynay is out of control

fresh shell
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I have a bad habit of cutting willies in half

sand herald
hallow gull
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hit a decapitation so good the game said it crashed while its still running

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and of course it decided not to clip that either

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i hate my clipping program yo

misty gazelle
quaint ingot
quaint ingot
misty gazelle
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true

wheat leaf
fresh shell
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I hate when the man at arms go into a half sword

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Like do you want to die?

sand herald
slim bough
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Is there a mod to independently change the damage of things (blunt / fist / swords)

quaint ingot
shell bronze
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no

misty gazelle
ember portal
quaint ingot
wheat leaf
hallow gull
misty gazelle
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good

sand herald
hallow gull
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this guy might actually be gyro zeppeli

whole eagle
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thats no luck thats skill

sand herald
misty gazelle
sand herald
unborn heart
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have the devs ever considered putting the playtest under the steam betas tab for archival purposes?

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a lot of other steam games (even cs2) do this for the sake of archival in a convenient manner

elder crow
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how do you do that???

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that's gotta be some Princess Bride stuff or smth

simple sonnet
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why is the ultimate challenge so hard 😭

shell bronze
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use long fat polearms and win

elder crow
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oh hey clueless

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you remember me?

shell bronze
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i dont

elder crow
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wha? i mean, that's reasonable, i got banned for like 30 days for referenicng da n word

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plus i haven't hopped on discord until now

rare hearth
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you know

shell bronze
elder crow
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yep learned my lesson

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anyways how'd your new year go?

hasty drum
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Dinner fo tonight
2 nicotine lozenges, 2 dr pepper, bread, and a bowl of pulled pork

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Just pulled pork in the bowl

hallow gull
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what

austere tinsel
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feature not a bug

slow sparrow
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Is hs out yet

plain brook
slow sparrow
buoyant apex
buoyant apex
hallow gull
white trail
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wobba

red inlet
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is there a way i can fight a peasant as baron?

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hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby ahh

hasty drum
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Play as peasant and fight baron

buoyant apex
buoyant apex
limber imp
hallow gull
limber imp
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tone down graphics and blood a bit maybe it will stop the lag

red inlet
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"look at me i can send graphics interchange format messages im so cool!1!!11!!1"

hallow gull
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why are they all doing the 1000 yard stare

buoyant apex
clever lance
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Anyone know if there's been any hints on release dates beyond Q1 2026 yet?

buoyant apex
clever lance
formal torrent
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these devs need to hurry up

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like how tf have we not got an announcement yet

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its literally Q1

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been nearly 2 months since they said shit

devout cosmos
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just in case a half sword dev sees this: the fist fight npc are so bad i got my grandfather to fight them and he knocked them all out

buoyant apex
devout cosmos
devout cosmos
buoyant apex
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Nah i know how to deal with them

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I just mean that for new players they wont be THAT easy

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Just normal

devout cosmos
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with the sliders both normal all you do is land a two piece and they asleep

buoyant apex
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Id rather one shot them with spin kicks

devout cosmos
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then simply put up the sliders

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it would be more fun if theres actually some challange

buoyant apex
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What is sliders

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You mean damage to npc?

devout cosmos
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yep

buoyant apex
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Oh thats too boring cuz of so fast win

devout cosmos
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exactly

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even with default sliders i knock them out with two hits

buoyant apex
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Yeah but i fight with minimum

devout cosmos
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we shoudlnt have to tho

hasty drum
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Im crine

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😭

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Devs can only work so fast

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How about you try and develop a game 😭

devout cosmos
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its not that hard to develop a game

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considering theres a whole team

hasty drum
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Then go work for them???

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Go put in your application then 😭

signal wedge
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bros giving into the ragebait 💔

hasty drum
signal wedge
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I respect the self awareness

hasty drum
devout cosmos
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its not ragebait

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id understand if it was gta6 but half sword is a game where you swing your arms

hasty drum
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And it has a very complex physics engine from what I can tell from playing 😭

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theres alot of shit going on beyond swinging your arms

devout cosmos
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its simple physics mate

buoyant apex
hasty drum
buoyant apex
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Also with that amound of broking bones and pain mechanics

devout cosmos
hasty drum
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develop the engine
develop how the interactions work

hasty drum
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😭

hallow gull
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whats happening

hasty drum
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Quit jerking yourself off slime

hallow gull
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this is the first time ive seen an argument in this server its usually peaceful

buoyant apex
hasty drum
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Theres plentiful logistics and shit under the hood to be done

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Im more surprised the game is 3 gbs for how well done it is

devout cosmos
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bro im not the expert the devs are and if they are pros it shouldnt be that hard

hasty drum
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Who said theyre pros 😭

devout cosmos
buoyant apex
hallow gull
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he has to be ragebaiting

hasty drum
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who said theyre seasoned devs of any kind

hasty drum
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However it is fun engaging with the bait

devout cosmos
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im so deadass tho

hasty drum
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Hey man

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If your ass is dead

devout cosmos
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bro mums soul nothing crossed

hasty drum
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You might wanna get that checked out

devout cosmos
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on my dead nan

buoyant apex
hallow gull
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im looking at his messages and 90% of them are him complaining

hasty drum
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That doesnt sound healthy

devout cosmos
hasty drum
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Just be patient slime

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The demo is fun enough as is

devout cosmos
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its siam

hallow gull
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none of them are positive its just "npc easy and pussy"

devout cosmos
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the playtest was better

hasty drum
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okay??

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😭

hallow gull
devout cosmos
buoyant apex
hasty drum
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To me anyway

hallow gull
buoyant apex
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Id rather call homeboy or homie than slime

buoyant apex
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Or midget

devout cosmos
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why u guys going off topic

hallow gull
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this is the first time ive seen an argument in this server its usually dead or peaceful

devout cosmos
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this indicates im winning the argument

hasty drum
whole marsh
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insane level of detail

hasty drum
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"people have thoughts that differ from the topic at hand??"

hallow gull
hasty drum
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I dont even know what to say to you gang

devout cosmos
buoyant apex
hasty drum
whole marsh
devout cosmos
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thats not detail

hasty drum
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INSIDE THE BODY

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THERE ARE ORGANS
BONES
SINEW
MODELED

frank scarab
hasty drum
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THAT ALL INTERACT

hallow gull
devout cosmos
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wow a 3d person with organs

buoyant apex
signal wedge
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Are we deadass

hasty drum
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the cross section goes crazy

signal wedge
hallow gull
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let me try tho

hasty drum
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my bad

devout cosmos
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holy glaze

hasty drum
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also the emoji

signal wedge
hasty drum
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My bad again I rhehthsebfhxs

devout cosmos
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its simple code

hallow gull
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what was wrong witht he emoji

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it just looked like a face i didnt see

hasty drum
whole marsh
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can we get willie doing shushing gesture

signal wedge
hallow gull
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in like any pose

buoyant apex
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Which emoji

hasty drum
whole marsh
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probably

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cause you got fist and relaxed hand

hallow gull
whole marsh
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thats it

frank scarab
signal wedge
whole marsh
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than halfsword

hasty drum
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SOURCE ENGINE

hallow gull
buoyant apex
hasty drum
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jarate update when

devout cosmos
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so ive won the argument that we all avoided because im right?

devout cosmos
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ill take that as a yes

hasty drum
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Life when I remember I can just block people

devout cosmos
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see when ppl get personal ik ive won

frank scarab
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Oh shit are we engaging and inciting with drama?

hasty drum
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but if I dont block someone I can continously engage with the ragebait

devout cosmos
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you can block me but it wont change the fact that your a dumbass when it comes to game development

hasty drum
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I dont think either of us have developed a game gang

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But I dont think its very easy to develop a heavily physics based game

devout cosmos
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and i did better than half sword so far

hasty drum
devout cosmos
hasty drum
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what the fuck does that mean

devout cosmos
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bro where u from

hasty drum
devout cosmos
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makes sence

hasty drum
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???

devout cosmos
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catch up with the lingo mate

signal wedge
hasty drum
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😭

devout cosmos
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aussie aussie aussie

hasty drum
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I love sheep

buoyant apex
hasty drum
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😭

buoyant apex
hasty drum
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I love writing paragraphs about medicine

signal wedge
hasty drum
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Its my favorite activity

buoyant apex
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They should take it away

devout cosmos
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reddit humour

buoyant apex
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From rules

devout cosmos
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im in enemy territory

hasty drum
buoyant apex
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We need to be allowed talking about drugs

devout cosmos
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are you 40

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millennial humour bum

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talm bout sum drug paragraphs

hasty drum
hasty drum
devout cosmos
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where ur born jan 1st

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legally of course

hasty drum
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I write paragraphs on the mechanisms of action of various medications as it has been my field of research as a hobby for the past 3 years of my life which has only been furthered by my experience with the medical world in the form of psychiatric medicine prescriptions, so on and so forth

hasty drum
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I am currently working on and off on my own personal theory of why lithium toxicity atleast partly leaves the damage it does to the brain in the form of SILENT syndrome

devout cosmos
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too long

tender quest
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this is halfcord

hasty drum
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😭

buoyant apex
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When you are silent

thick hornet
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woow

hasty drum
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Moderation

buoyant apex
thick hornet
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yes

hasty drum
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Alright

devout cosmos
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very

lofty stag
thick hornet
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i really like how in half sword you can literally cut someone in half

devout cosmos
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ok

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cool

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anything else?

thick hornet
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i reckon the damage system seems somewhat realistic and thats what i like most about it

devout cosmos
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what about the fist fights

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they terribe arent the

thick hornet
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i dont do them

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yeah

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they SUCK!!!

devout cosmos
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PREACH

thick hornet
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im just talking to level up really

devout cosmos
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AMEN BROTHER

thick hornet
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woah

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woah

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did discord switch from tenor

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it says klipy now

devout cosmos
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who

thick hornet
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??

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wdym who bro

devout cosmos
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who is tenor

thick hornet
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bro

devout cosmos
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bro

thick hornet
devout cosmos
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no

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ill report you for scamming

thick hornet
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i think tenor changed it's name probably

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anyway

thick hornet
hallow gull
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dude i CANNOT find a good hand png for the willie hush gif

devout cosmos
thick hornet
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how does one recieve a level

hallow gull
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and the ones that are good are file types so unknown they crash my video editor

thick hornet
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just change them into pngs smh

hallow gull
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i did

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it still doesnt work somehow

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actually cursed files

thick hornet
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crazy

pallid token
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how does one reliably kill the big bastard with the big greatsword at the end of commoner? cause i always try to parry his shit but i just cant because he has so much more range than me

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for context ive been using the longsword

thick hornet
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how doth one recieve these. . strange roles named "levels"

pallid token
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talk

warped verge
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how do i stop my hand from ungripping stuff at random

thick hornet
vestal hare
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You could cheese it with a pitchfork I guess, I would actually like to know the answer myself

thick hornet
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uhh

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fuck what's it called

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like attack his sword to send it to one side, then move in

buoyant apex
warped verge
pallid token
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which is just

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annoying

devout cosmos
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fr

pallid token
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best thing you get is longsword

pallid token
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he overpowers me

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like

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we get in a clash

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and then he crumples me into the ground and chops my head off

hallow gull
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this is the best willie shush gif your getting

devout cosmos
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the frustration

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i can only imagine

pallid token
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fighting that cunt is just genuinely annoying because he's taller, stronger and has significantly more range than you

devout cosmos
hallow gull
frank scarab
hallow gull
frank scarab
devout cosmos
hallow gull
devout cosmos
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mhm

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ok mate

vestal hare
pallid token
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though i must say, this game has hit me harder than crack hit black neighborhoods in the 80s, been playing for a day and i clocked 12hours

pallid token
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will be buying

hallow gull
celest spire
devout cosmos
hallow gull
devout cosmos
hallow gull
devout cosmos
hallow gull
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except that isnt spanish

celest spire
devout cosmos
hallow gull
devout cosmos
thick hornet
hallow gull
thick hornet
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it looks too clean against him

celest spire
devout cosmos
hallow gull
devout cosmos
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and your source?

hallow gull
devout cosmos
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whyd bro trademark his question?

thick hornet
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i aint even got a single Level™

buoyant apex
thick hornet
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LOL

weak osprey
# hallow gull

This willie telling us to shut up before the baron hears us

hallow gull
weak osprey
hallow gull
thick hornet
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LOL

weak osprey
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crazy

hallow gull
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manager melon typing up a 100 page novel

buoyant apex
buoyant apex
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Oh

weak osprey
hallow gull
thick hornet
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manager melon typing out the entire code of half sword into the chat

hallow gull
buoyant apex
hallow gull
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if you had a higher quality image i could just steal the hands from that one and stitch them onto willy

pure crow
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can we get the trailer build

buoyant apex
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Imma go search and send it to ya

hallow gull
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na no its fine

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i got an idea

buoyant apex
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Well anyways

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Here it is

white trail
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wobba

buoyant apex
white trail
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wobba

buoyant apex
hallow gull
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who is this guy

buoyant apex
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Holy shit i deserved a heart reaction from wobba guy my day is made now

buoyant apex
hallow gull
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hi wobba

frank scarab
# hallow gull

Why are you using shotcut bruh, that crap is primarily for video editing😭 Yes, the master of a craft is not entirely limited by their tools but if their tools is wet crap and grass then it might look like crap, i understand if certain things has a learning curve and if the results looks "good enough" then fine, but i had the choice of horse shit and hay or a slightly dirty paintbrush and used paint, i would for the ladder option, obviously some people would choose the shit and the hay, since it might be more comfortable and they might like a challenge and limit their skills, but if i were you, i would go for the brush and paint. Anyways, just use paint.net (with extensions) or photopea.

thick hornet
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oh that's what he was writing

hallow gull
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ive gotten so used to shotcut that i just use it for everything anyway

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so uh yea

frank scarab
hallow gull
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(and i am a video editor)

frank scarab
hallow gull
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hes typing another paragraph get your heads down

hasty drum
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Typing paragraphs is gun

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Fun*

frank scarab
hallow gull
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i will be using shotcut shrimply because i like it

wide nimbus
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yo

hallow gull
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ho

frank scarab
frank scarab
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It wasn't horse crap though, it was wet cat crap but same same

hallow gull
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i will be making the next world wonder using horse shit and grass

frank scarab
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I already did before you

hasty drum
hallow gull
frank scarab
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Technically with cat crap

hallow gull
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we need willie truth nuke gif ill make that next

hasty drum
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Willie nuke

frank scarab
hallow gull
frank scarab
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Horse crap sounds more dramatic but it actually was cat crap, more accessible, idk where i would get horse crap.

sleek valve
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The candlestick is mightier than the sword - Sun Tzu, the art of war

hasty drum
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Fuck it
Doesnt even have to be sharp or pokey

sleek valve
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and if a stick is long, then a longer stick can beat that stick

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except for short/somewhat long sticks that can launch projectiles

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they beat pretty much everthing

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(guns.)

hasty drum
frank scarab
hasty drum
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Which is dropped from a machine which uses sticks as scaffolding

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And inside is controlled by

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A stick

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It all comes back to stick

sleek valve
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doesn't even have to be a small ball that explodes , just a small ball that creates a smelly toxic cloud, and the mechanism involves multiple sticks inside of it

hallow gull
hasty drum
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Are commonly drawn using
STICKS

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STICKS
STICKS
STICKS
STICKS

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ITS ALL STICKS

sleek valve
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what happened to the gifs

sleek valve
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the gifs search

frank scarab
sleek valve
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now whenever i search miku in gifs

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i see uh

hallow gull
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i would like an overhead spearthrow clip but i am NOT getting that

sleek valve
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well i dont see the gifs i used to see

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like where did this gif go from the gif search

sleek valve
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i tried to search for "anonymous M" (which is the name of the song it was from) and all i found was just gifs of the hacker group anonymous

hasty drum
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Someone
Mesmerized discord

sleek valve
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HOLY SHIT A DOWNLOAD IS TAKING 4 YEARS

hasty drum
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All the gif search sees now is Static

frank scarab
#

Wrong reply

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Wring reply

sleek valve
#

NO WAIT ITS 13 YEARS

hasty drum
frank scarab
#

Wrong reply reply

sleek valve
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT SO MANY YEARS

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OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

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it gave up on showing the ETA...

frank scarab
hasty drum
#

"one of these days.."

sleek valve
#

im listening to the evil right now

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LOVE BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH

robust crag
#

Whatyall doing

rapid sun
#

Fuckass chat

frank scarab
#

Including the lemon guy

robust crag
frank scarab
#

Especially

rapid sun
#

Yes

robust crag
#

YESSSS

frank scarab
sleek valve
#

someone should recreate the shield banging meme in half sword with stopmotion or something

rapid sun
#

No

robust crag
#

How many hours u all played for?

sleek valve
#

87 + 15

#

im too lazy to do arithmetic

red inlet
#

if im in charge of half sword we would already have a 20 hour campaign mode with cutscenes and shi

sleek valve
#

its 102

rapid sun
#

Won't show demos on phone

sleek valve
#

i accidentally did arithmetic oops

rapid sun
#

Lowkey probably like 200

robust crag
#

...

red inlet
sleek valve
frank scarab
rapid sun
#

I have more than that on people playground 🥀

robust crag
#

😭

red inlet
sleek valve
rapid sun
robust crag
#

NO

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NO

rapid sun
#

Look what you did

rapid sun
#

Manager type smth good to continue the chat

rapid sun
#

Ty gorris

frank scarab
hallow gull
#

@buoyant apex here you go

rapid sun
sleek valve
#

Coward

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Eggard!

robust crag
#

How is it I've played 600 hours but I'm still not that goodd

sleek valve
#

Wretch.

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Dolt!

lean nicheBOT
#

Knaue!

hallow gull
#

hi willie

lean nicheBOT
#

Oaf!

sleek valve
lean nicheBOT
#

Bufoon!

hallow gull
#

now i gotta make willie truth nuke

sleek valve
#

i wonder what other cool comamnds will-bot has

red inlet
# lean niche Oaf!

i hope you rot in 18 layers of hell and have each organ harvested along with your skin shaved off smoove

wide nimbus
red inlet
#

whyisnt it responding

robust crag
red inlet
#

i beat baron at 19 hours

wide nimbus
weak osprey
robust crag
wide nimbus
sleek valve
#

what is this bullshit new gif search bro i cant evne find the ICONIC jessie gun pointing scene

red inlet
#

thanks guys appreciate it

red inlet
#

the forked speak is easily the most OP weapon

#

spear

sleek valve
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wait this only happens on pc for some reason

rapid sun
red inlet
#

shut up

sleek valve
#

ok so i guess we're gonna downgrade the pc version of discord now

wide nimbus
weak osprey
#

Bonk

red inlet
#

ah yes the plancon

hasty drum
#

Idk how many hours I have

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Probably like 20

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I started playing a few days ago

robust crag
#

I feel kinda like I've played to much....

thick hornet
robust crag
#

How does everyone have so low numbers

weak osprey
thick hornet
thick hornet
robust crag
#

I took grass

sleek valve
robust crag
#

For 3 minutes...

robust crag
#

Can I show u my playtime?

thick hornet
#

Show us

sleek valve
robust crag
#

On my main games

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Half sword ofc

thick hornet
#

What is your halfsword playtime

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dear god

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he's got the devil in him

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666

sleek valve
#

Still waiting for him to add an extra 0.1 hour to that

thick hornet
#

Out, ye demons! †

frank scarab
robust crag
#

....

sleek valve
sleek valve
frank scarab
hallow gull
thick hornet
# robust crag

i have about the same amount of hours as this game that you have but on a roblox game

robust crag
#

Seee guys I touch grass 😁😁😁

thick hornet
#

oh hey im level 1

sleek valve
#

I don't play ark survival evolved because it's too complex for my small-ass brain

thick hornet
#

what does the first level do

weak osprey
weak osprey
#

PS4 ark survival was so complex

sleek valve
robust crag
#

I play games I'm a developer too I have a job and I'm still learning

thick hornet
#

i dont have a steam game that's above 1k hours sadly
but i have one roblox game thats 2k+ hours

sleek valve
#

And also the fandom wiki was the official wili

frank scarab
sleek valve
#

actually no the wiki didn't even exist when i joined

#

EIGHT WEEK DOWNLOAD TIME

hallow gull
#

like

#

i gotta rebuild it all

sleek valve
#

oh my god i guess im not downloading these fucking games rhen

#

sigh

hasty drum
thick hornet
#

Devil be out! †

midnight gorge
#

hello everybody, it’s game will be only singlplayer?

robust crag
#

Another person who has 2000 hours

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I have 6000 around if u add it up which is around 9 months

thick hornet
#

i have 500 hours on people playground

hasty drum
#

the community has gotten so much better though

#

I probably have 2000 more with my old quest standalone

thick hornet
#

oh i know a guy with 10K hours on warthunder

sleek valve
#

I have 368 hours in rdr2

weak osprey
#

peeps who spent 2000+ hours on one game are hardcore gamers

hasty drum
#

I hope he dies

sleek valve
#

That's the most hours I ever had in a video game. Recorded hours, atleast

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There's probably a Roblox game out there that I have more than 300 hours in

weak osprey
#

This relic has been untouched since last year

hasty drum
thick hornet
#

i likely have HoI4 at above 1k hours but i happen to be sailing the seas occasionally

robust crag
#

I do have some fair reasons for my play time tho

thick hornet
robust crag
hasty drum
#

For hoi4

#

I remember last year

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January 6th

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I was playing a mod
The fire rises

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The next day I got sent to a psych ward

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😭

thick hornet
robust crag
#

With ark survival evolved I played comp so some nights we got no sleep 😂

astral cypress
hasty drum
#

70 days💔

thick hornet
#

holy hell dude

sleek valve
#

I also love uh

#

I'm going to double check rules rq

thick hornet
weak osprey
#

Ah I remember I used to use a ps4 trainer of ark survival back then

#

Good times

astral cypress
thick hornet
#

yeah i once cut a helmet in half??

robust crag
sleek valve
#

Ok whatever

thick hornet
weak osprey
sleek valve
hasty drum
#

Best i got is this guys helmet i cut in half

thick hornet
robust crag
sleek valve
#

I hated how stupidly complex it was so I just bought some star wars game instead I think it was Jedi survivor or Gmod idk

robust crag
#

BRO WONT DIE

sleek valve
#

my dad plays total war games

#

:p

thick hornet
thick hornet
sleek valve
#

he has only a few hours in it

thick hornet
#

i recently got total war: warhammer III

robust crag
#

I have alot of playtime on total war 😭

thick hornet
#

i also have total war: shogun

sleek valve
#

wait i have his account I'm going to check how much he played these games

#

It's taking a ridiculous amount of time to log in

#

Nvm

#

oh man my wifi is so slow these days for no reason

#

NO WAY WAIT

thick hornet
#

my dad has 600 hours on car mechanic simulator 2021 and 560 hours on euro truck 2

sleek valve
#

Let me look at this

#

I can't believe my eyes

#

TOTAL WAR: SHOGUN 2, 700 HOURS

thick hornet
#

LMAOOO

#

i mean it IS a good game

sleek valve
#

TROPICO 6, 88.9 HOURS

#

TOTAL WAR: WARHAMMER, 500 HOURS

thick hornet
#

1 2 or 3

sleek valve
thick hornet
#

nice

sleek valve
#

Sid meiser's civilization VII, 104 hours and V is 197 hoirs

#

Football manager 2024, 1000 hours

#

Of course...

thick hornet
#

a true gam-

#

LOL

#

WHAT

sleek valve
#

blocksworld 15.7 hours idk what this js

#

CS2 59 minutes

#

The elders scroll V: Skyrim 86 minutes

#

Football manager 26, 478 hours

#

Garry's mod, 73 hours

buoyant apex
sleek valve
#

Half Sword Demo, 62 minutes wow i didn't know my dad was chill like that

sleek valve
#

Rome: total war, NO playtime

#

He has them he just didn't play them for some reason

thick hornet
#

he's too busy playing football manager

sleek valve
#

Toribash 2.8 hours

#

Undertale 60.1 hours

#

I didn't know he played that

#

Unturned 14 minutes

#

Oh he played Rome remastered for 11 mins though

#

GTA: SA is just kinda sitting in his steam library

thick hornet
#

i have gta 4

#

but not 5

sleek valve
#

He has no playtime in GTA:SA

#

idk why he bought it

#

i mean he's kinda rich so that money can just kinda go

thick hornet
#

i wish to be rich like that

sleek valve
#

I have yume Nikki in my library but he never really ever bothered to play it too

#

Alright I just placed yume Nikki in his library

#

Hopefully he'll try that out

#

Or just play football manager

hallow gull
#

yes i stole the vid from duke of halfsword im sorry

thick hornet
#

epic

sleek valve
#

oh my god he doesn't have metal gear solid

#

now im going have to actually beg for him to buy metal gear solid for me sigh

#

wait no the 68 minutes of playtime on half sword was just me playing on his account for some reason

thick hornet
#

lol

sleek valve
#

I'm still sad he only has an hour in the elder scrolls V Skyrim because like what

#

LEGENDARY GAME, has an hour in it

vital perch
#

also love the gif 😂

night shell
#

How do I put a weapon into my inventory?

hallow gull
vital perch
elder crow
#

e

elder crow
#

hi

lyric swan
#

hi

vital perch
#

hey

lyric swan
#

what now

#

ive never been this far into a conversation

vital perch
#

half swor

lyric swan
#

gulp

buoyant apex
#

m

vital perch
#

idk watch this awesome clip i made

buoyant apex
#

wobba

lyric swan
lyric swan
tender quest
buoyant apex
#

Join the wobba attack

vital perch
lyric swan
vital perch
#

i'll make some new clips today

vital perch
lyric swan
#

wow

#

so ur telling me

#

heavy means anti armor fmi

#

thats so cool

lyric swan
#

happy new weekends

tender quest
hallow gull
#

y

vital perch
lyric swan
#

dager

hallow gull
#

yall got anymore reaction gifs/images i can willie-ify

elder crow
hallow gull
lyric swan
#

aww man

vital perch
hallow gull
vital perch
lyric swan
tender quest
lyric swan
#

can be this too

hallow gull
#

level 2 gives embed?

tender quest
#

yes

sturdy kiln
#

chat where EA!!!!!!!!!

vital perch
sturdy kiln
#

omg ya

#

yay

hallow gull
#

halfsword yesterday

vital perch
lyric swan
#

one day vs

#

day one

#

yk

elder crow
#

hey guys

#

quick question

elder crow
#

who'd win in a fight, a Bison or an Carabao/Water buffalo

lyric swan
#

bison

vital perch