#halfsword-chat-⚔
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so that if youre like 3 meters away, you start hearing that ambient crowd noise (nothing too special but that little extra would make it fun)
the absolute solution then would be a visible sign for if someone muted you or not
cause that way the person locks in and doesnt trash talk 24/7 💀
but the only good thing they can add if multiplayer comes in is ranking with judges
but that would require A LOT of dedication from the community
(similar to toribash)
hi
huh
You are cool broski
random but thanks

thinking about making videos on halfsword would that be a good idea
farm clips and post them here
well yea but i wanna make like full 5 minute atleast videos
Good idea
ok
what are u a noob
U don’t look like R Kelly
do not shun the tag hits....
anyone else have the issue in fist play that when you try and swing with both hands up one of your arms lock and you just end up throwing a stiff hook over and over. Or is that just a me issue
ive heard of it but I dont have it happen myself
it eventually goes away but i'm curious what causes it or how to fix it
they should add fat hammers into the game smh
like WARHAMMERS
not these small hammers
GIMME THIS
fuck
hm
I dont know if it works, or is even related, but Mantic said in one of the bug report posts for the same issue that fps limit could be a factor
however the person didnt follow up on the possible solution so I cant confirm, but he said to try capping to 144 or less
w edit
Very smooth. Makes it look like vr
why cant i enter a photo
media perms unlock around lvl 2 or something
how do i level up?
are they goind to add online?
willie with guns is illegal
finally made it to the gauntlet
I mean to the UC
And THANK GOD I found out that you could stab with Alt, I was getting so frustrated
I got 2 big buddies cause i got thrown out of the map its in photography
hi char
any1 know how to restart your progress? im just stuck at the final challenge and its gettin borin
ayo why the pommel so gawd dawn big
it's the angle, it's a dagger
take the knife in the middle, wait for him to raise his arms above his head(preparing for a straight down chop) and dodge forward under his arms, he physically wont be able to lower them with your shoulders in the way thus giving you a big fat opening to stab him
Thank you
the only semi-consistent way I've beaten him is whacking him repeatedly with the large candle holder lmao
pro tip, the other end of the candlestick is a spike, any stab to the torso is insta-kill pret much
yeah. that's been my strategy. Hit him over the head and on the return go for the stab
I just now realized I don't have the perms but I had a good match just now while screwing around at higher tiers
got a quick fight compared to the last match against the same enemy because I got my sword into his neck lol
well the stab trick worked. dayum
thank you again

aaaand... when you get sent to the abyss how do you retain character progress?
But how..
gotta kill the boss at the end of the abyss to get your progress back
cool thanks!
and whats the trick for the commoner boss?
the peasant boss is easy asf lol
stabbing with something longer
like the candlestick or the fork
is there any way to fight grete champions in free mode
just spawn him in
Swinging in this game is so frustrating
Either all my swings go over the enemy or they just dont do any damage
What am i doing wrong??
gyro zeppeli technique
Then my guy just starts pulling back the sword every swing
my swings go too fast and keep instakilling the willies how do i fix this
make sure you hold your mouse straight relative to the angle you move it at, like for instance if im trying to do an overhead and pull down, the mouse has to be pointed straight for it to translate into a straight up and down motion ingame
if your someone like me that tends to hold the mouse at a slight angle, it can throw off precise aim in a game like this
decaps are fun
as for mouse sensitivity, its up to preference for the most part, if you want to pursue parrying and precise attacks youll want lower sens, but the key is to not lower it so much that you cant get full speed in a swing
bit of a sweet spot, its just a bit different for everyone
does increasing gore make it easier to slice the willies in half or sm
yes
I cant send photos or clips here darn
gore controls dismemberment
i see
i hit my decap's like i cut my sandwichs
fancy✨
God. The wet plop the head makes when it falls down is brutal.
every time i hit a good clip my clipping software decides it no longer wants to work 💔
yeah and I don’t record my gameplay
ion even know what to say abt this one
the naynay is out of control
I have a bad habit of cutting willies in half

hit a decapitation so good the game said it crashed while its still running
and of course it decided not to clip that either
i hate my clipping program yo
hows this for a combo?
yeah it does that every time I’ve had it crash during gameplay
you shoulda made his pain last longer
true
could be a for honor finisher
Is there a mod to independently change the damage of things (blunt / fist / swords)
when ain’t you causing Willie to do that
no
few other good combos
how do you spawn in enemies
I forget the Harry Potter glitch exists
mods n such
got both his hands in one swing somehow
good
this guy might actually be gyro zeppeli
Clean disarm
have the devs ever considered putting the playtest under the steam betas tab for archival purposes?
a lot of other steam games (even cs2) do this for the sake of archival in a convenient manner
why is the ultimate challenge so hard 😭
use long fat polearms and win
i dont
wha? i mean, that's reasonable, i got banned for like 30 days for referenicng da n word
plus i haven't hopped on discord until now
because it is meant to be an ultimate challange
you know
then you know not to try doing it again
Dinner fo tonight
2 nicotine lozenges, 2 dr pepper, bread, and a bowl of pulled pork
Just pulled pork in the bowl
what
the cut was so smooth that you cut through the software trust
feature not a bug
Is hs out yet
tmrw
Yea?
Wdym fat 😂
Putis
hello
wobba
Play as peasant and fight baron
Hi
the lag right after his hands fall off
yea idk my game starts lagging whenever i slice something off
tone down graphics and blood a bit maybe it will stop the lag
No gifs for you
"look at me i can send graphics interchange format messages im so cool!1!!11!!1"
Yes, unlike you
why are they all doing the 1000 yard stare
Cuz they all have seen some shit
Anyone know if there's been any hints on release dates beyond Q1 2026 yet?
ANOTHER DELAY CAUSE OF YOU
these devs need to hurry up
like how tf have we not got an announcement yet
its literally Q1
been nearly 2 months since they said shit
just in case a half sword dev sees this: the fist fight npc are so bad i got my grandfather to fight them and he knocked them all out
Maybe its cuz your grandfather already been there irl
most likely but this doesn't change the fact the the fist fight npcs are pussies
Only for grandfathers bro
your telling me that the npcs are hard for u? thats sad bro
Nah i know how to deal with them
I just mean that for new players they wont be THAT easy
Just normal
with the sliders both normal all you do is land a two piece and they asleep
Id rather one shot them with spin kicks
then simply put up the sliders
it would be more fun if theres actually some challange
yep
Oh thats too boring cuz of so fast win
Yeah but i fight with minimum
we shoudlnt have to tho
Son
Im crine
😭
Devs can only work so fast
How about you try and develop a game 😭
bros giving into the ragebait 💔
I am a very volatile individual 😭
I respect the self awareness
Thank you
What a dog doin
its not ragebait
id understand if it was gta6 but half sword is a game where you swing your arms
And it has a very complex physics engine from what I can tell from playing 😭
theres alot of shit going on beyond swinging your arms
are you playing ufc fucking 5
its simple physics mate
Not that simple as they cuts of every part of a body
go on then
Also with that amound of broking bones and pain mechanics
thats easy scripting. punch = bleed
if bleed = show pain
ez scripting
develop the engine
develop how the interactions work
then fucking do it and send the results???
😭
whats happening
Quit jerking yourself off slime
this is the first time ive seen an argument in this server its usually peaceful
Thats not how it is bro, cuz pain is variable
Theres plentiful logistics and shit under the hood to be done
Im more surprised the game is 3 gbs for how well done it is
bro im not the expert the devs are and if they are pros it shouldnt be that hard
Who said theyre pros 😭
theres nothing for me to jerk to
They are first time creating a game
he has to be ragebaiting
who said theyre seasoned devs of any kind
im so deadass tho
bro mums soul nothing crossed
You might wanna get that checked out
on my dead nan
How about this
im looking at his messages and 90% of them are him complaining
That doesnt sound healthy
god forbid a man gives feedback
God forbid you get valid responses for being a whiny bitch 😭
Just be patient slime
The demo is fun enough as is
its siam
none of them are positive its just "npc easy and pussy"
the playtest was better
why do you keep calling him slime i dont geet it
constuctive critisism
Thats not a feedback since you are forcing them to be better when they cant
idk its funny
To me anyway
yea thats the word i forgot
Id rather call homeboy or homie than slime
dont doubt the devs
Or midget
why u guys going off topic
this is the first time ive seen an argument in this server its usually dead or peaceful
this indicates im winning the argument
😭
insane level of detail
"people have thoughts that differ from the topic at hand??"
no its just that the guy you were mainly arguing to stopped talking for a sec
wow the colour red on feet
So pretty😍
I love this game
me too...
thats not detail
The modeling
INSIDE THE BODY
THERE ARE ORGANS
BONES
SINEW
MODELED
THAT ALL INTERACT
you guys got anymore gifs i can stitch willie over for reaction gifs
wow a 3d person with organs
How much times you want to send that splitted in half guy😭
Are we deadass
I love it
Please read the #rules
uhhh i mean maybe but i cant really make him stare like that
let me try tho
holy glaze
also the emoji
No, you forgot to not post it at all.
My bad again I rhehthsebfhxs
its simple code
oh I remembered it saying to spoiler
can we get willie doing shushing gesture
I'm talking about the emoji
if theres a way to make him point i can do it
in like any pose
you can just use another hand
probably
cause you got fist and relaxed hand
wdym
thats it
It got thanos snapped
Its ok, everybody gets one (verbal warning)
true, do you have a background image i can use as reference tho
So whats up with thanos
jarate update when
so ive won the argument that we all avoided because im right?
ill take that as a yes
Life when I remember I can just block people
lmao
thats a good one
see when ppl get personal ik ive won
Oh shit are we engaging and inciting with drama?
but if I dont block someone I can continously engage with the ragebait
you can block me but it wont change the fact that your a dumbass when it comes to game development

I dont think either of us have developed a game gang
But I dont think its very easy to develop a heavily physics based game
i have for my grade 4 school project
and i did better than half sword so far
Now thats how you can tell its ragebait
no mums soul for didgy tech
bro where u from
Wales.
But I live in the US.
makes sence
???
catch up with the lingo mate
bro lived with the marine life 😭✌️
😭
aussie aussie aussie
False
I lived with the sheep
I love sheep
Holy shit there is also forbid in rules for you to talk a lot about the drugs thats sad
But its my special interest
😭
Fr
I love writing paragraphs about medicine
You and @vapid hull would get along
Its my favorite activity
They should take it away
reddit humour
From rules
im in enemy territory
are you like
14
We need to be allowed talking about drugs
idk
I dont think my birth certificate says that
are you a boat person
where ur born jan 1st
legally of course
I write paragraphs on the mechanisms of action of various medications as it has been my field of research as a hobby for the past 3 years of my life which has only been furthered by my experience with the medical world in the form of psychiatric medicine prescriptions, so on and so forth
Yes.
huh
I am currently working on and off on my own personal theory of why lithium toxicity atleast partly leaves the damage it does to the brain in the form of SILENT syndrome

too long
this is halfcord
pls summarize this
😭
what is silent syndrome
When you are silent
woow
YES
yes
Alright
YES
its a nicer way to say someone is lonely
very

i really like how in half sword you can literally cut someone in half
i reckon the damage system seems somewhat realistic and thats what i like most about it
PREACH
im just talking to level up really
AMEN BROTHER
who
who is tenor
bro
bro
ill report you for false reporting
dude i CANNOT find a good hand png for the willie hush gif
ill report you for blackmail
how does one recieve a level
and the ones that are good are file types so unknown they crash my video editor
just change them into pngs smh
crazy
how does one reliably kill the big bastard with the big greatsword at the end of commoner? cause i always try to parry his shit but i just cant because he has so much more range than me
for context ive been using the longsword
how doth one recieve these. . strange roles named "levels"
talk
how do i stop my hand from ungripping stuff at random
that is a good question, i reckon you could maybe like
You could cheese it with a pitchfork I guess, I would actually like to know the answer myself
uhh
fuck what's it called
like attack his sword to send it to one side, then move in
Yes
deflect
pitchfork cheese was also where my mind went, cause commoner offers no long range options, no spears no nothing
which is just
annoying
fr
best thing you get is longsword
thats what ive been trying to do
he overpowers me
like
we get in a clash
and then he crumples me into the ground and chops my head off
this is the best willie shush gif your getting
ikr
the frustration
i can only imagine
fighting that cunt is just genuinely annoying because he's taller, stronger and has significantly more range than you
it looks edited
thats because it is
ikr
Resize the hand
ok one sec
Meant to reply to this
how do you know?
i made it
The hand also has slightly different shading than the head
though i must say, this game has hit me harder than crack hit black neighborhoods in the 80s, been playing for a day and i clocked 12hours
is that so
will be buying
bro it looks like you edited the hand there
because i did
no one here understands spanish bro
i do 💔
what makes you so sure
except that isnt spanish
In fact you don't have to
mb i ment russian
what does this prove?
make the hand about as low quality as willie
im gonna force you to fight only plancon willies for the rest of your life
it looks too clean against him
Imagine using Flail in EA but has a Placon ahh head
bro this is so edited
it is
and your source?
talk a bunch
whyd bro trademark his question?
i aint even got a single Level™
LOL
This willie telling us to shut up before the baron hears us
Masterpiece work of art
i had to stitch all the hands on so they were facing the right way the guy on the left has 2 right hands on accident 💔
LOL
crazy
manager melon typing up a 100 page novel
What is that
Oh
“Teenage mutant ninja turtles”
Please make this one in hs
lmao thats the first thing i think of
manager melon typing out the entire code of half sword into the chat
? i could try but idk how id do the hands
Well you can fist block for one of pose
if you had a higher quality image i could just steal the hands from that one and stitch them onto willy
can we get the trailer build
Imma go search and send it to ya
wobba
wobba
who is this guy
Holy shit i deserved a heart reaction from wobba guy my day is made now
Its wobba
hi wobba
Why are you using shotcut bruh, that crap is primarily for video editing😭 Yes, the master of a craft is not entirely limited by their tools but if their tools is wet crap and grass then it might look like crap, i understand if certain things has a learning curve and if the results looks "good enough" then fine, but i had the choice of horse shit and hay or a slightly dirty paintbrush and used paint, i would for the ladder option, obviously some people would choose the shit and the hay, since it might be more comfortable and they might like a challenge and limit their skills, but if i were you, i would go for the brush and paint. Anyways, just use paint.net (with extensions) or photopea.
oh that's what he was writing
why did you type an entire paragraph just to say shotcut bad 💔
ive gotten so used to shotcut that i just use it for everything anyway
so uh yea
(and i am a video editor)
Yeah that shit sucks ass
hes typing another paragraph get your heads down
And I'm a full-time graphics designer so i would obviously cringe if i saw (It works i guess) options when there are better free stuff
i will be using shotcut shrimply because i like it
yo
ho
As i said, the master isn't limited by their tools (unless its actually horse shit and grass, do not use horse shit and grass to paint a master work unless you want a challenge, trust me it sucks)
Fertilizer mmm
It wasn't horse crap though, it was wet cat crap but same same
i will be making the next world wonder using horse shit and grass
I already did before you
thats just called "agriculture"
truth nuke
Technically with cat crap
we need willie truth nuke gif ill make that next
Willie nuke
No seriously i already did, not bluffing, it was a shower thought, then a hypothetical research, then a experiment, it stinks.
i cant tell if your using cat crap at a metaphor or literally atp
Horse crap sounds more dramatic but it actually was cat crap, more accessible, idk where i would get horse crap.
The candlestick is mightier than the sword - Sun Tzu, the art of war
The sharp pokey stick is mightier than the sword
Fuck it
Doesnt even have to be sharp or pokey
who knew that the answer to the problem of having a short stick is to get a longer stick
and if a stick is long, then a longer stick can beat that stick
except for short/somewhat long sticks that can launch projectiles
they beat pretty much everthing
(guns.)
And that can be beat with a small ball that blows up
Btw is this the one gif with the breaking bad candy throw with true keyframed or the mgs one or non of the above?
Which is dropped from a machine which uses sticks as scaffolding
And inside is controlled by
A stick
It all comes back to stick
doesn't even have to be a small ball that explodes , just a small ball that creates a smelly toxic cloud, and the mechanism involves multiple sticks inside of it
idk bro theres a bunch of different truth nukes ill prob just make the willie one doing an over head strike
And the chemicals that compose the toxic cloud
Are commonly drawn using
STICKS
STICKS
STICKS
STICKS
STICKS
ITS ALL STICKS
what happened to the gifs
the gifs search
Like a polearm/sword overhead strike inside hs or the spongebob over head strike with true keyframed in i?
inside hs
i would like an overhead spearthrow clip but i am NOT getting that
well i dont see the gifs i used to see
like where did this gif go from the gif search
i tried to search for "anonymous M" (which is the name of the song it was from) and all i found was just gifs of the hacker group anonymous
Someone
Mesmerized discord
HOLY SHIT A DOWNLOAD IS TAKING 4 YEARS
All the gif search sees now is Static
Alright cool, dap me up bro
Wrong reply
Wring reply
NO WAIT ITS 13 YEARS
God I love rotoscoping
Wrong reply reply
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SO MANY YEARS
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
it gave up on showing the ETA...
Alright bro srry for accidentally dapping up with a stranger
"ehhh... > eventually"
"one of these days.."
Whatyall doing
Fuckass chat
Can I join?
Especially
Yes
YESSSS
Yes
someone should recreate the shield banging meme in half sword with stopmotion or something
No
How many hours u all played for?
if im in charge of half sword we would already have a 20 hour campaign mode with cutscenes and shi
its 102
Won't show demos on phone
i accidentally did arithmetic oops
Lowkey probably like 200
grass touch
.
300+ total on all versions, i got job so now its stuck on 300+
I have more than that on people playground 🥀
I have a job
😭
why didnt you censor j*b
Play for 0.1 more hour and screenshot it again
Honest
Look what you did
Manager type smth good to continue the chat
This is one misinput
Ty gorris
I keep texting then deleting messages cause i realize that at the end, it doesn't even matter
@buoyant apex here you go
Damn
Gold
How is it I've played 600 hours but I'm still not that goodd
Knaue!
hi willie
Oaf!
Flibbertigibbet.
Bufoon!
now i gotta make willie truth nuke
i wonder what other cool comamnds will-bot has
i hope you rot in 18 layers of hell and have each organ harvested along with your skin shaved off smoove
58
whyisnt it responding
Only 58???
i beat baron at 19 hours
yes?
You made willie scared
Wowww
good to know
what is this bullshit new gif search bro i cant evne find the ICONIC jessie gun pointing scene
thanks guys appreciate it
wait this only happens on pc for some reason
W, I got 18 hours and 59 minutes and 59 seconds
shut up
ok so i guess we're gonna downgrade the pc version of discord now
the humble plancon:
Bonk
ah yes the plancon
I feel kinda like I've played to much....
they changed it to Klipy
How does everyone have so low numbers
Maybe cuz they touched grass
i have 43 hours
whats urs
I took grass
Because I didn't want to fail at school + I play other games too
For 3 minutes...
Tuna
Can I show u my playtime?
Show us
Go on
Still waiting for him to add an extra 0.1 hour to that
Out, ye demons! †
Replace the background with this, the images should look erased enough for the people behind to not be visible, maybe.
Dear god...
Oh mount and blade is cool
Assuming you still have the raw files
already deleted the file cause im working on truth nuke now 💔
i have about the same amount of hours as this game that you have but on a roblox game
Seee guys I touch grass 😁😁😁
oh hey im level 1
I don't play ark survival evolved because it's too complex for my small-ass brain
what does the first level do
Fun fact, I also have 2,000 + hours on one game
Me too bru
PS4 ark survival was so complex
I've been on guts and blackpowder ever since hougoumont was the only map and the bombers were VERY harsh and there were only like 200 people playing at best
I play games I'm a developer too I have a job and I'm still learning
i dont have a steam game that's above 1k hours sadly
but i have one roblox game thats 2k+ hours
And also the fandom wiki was the official wili
Is it in the trash bin? It can still be restored
i didnt delete the raw files i just didnt save my progress
like
i gotta rebuild it all

hello everybody, it’s game will be only singlplayer?
AYYYYY
Another person who has 2000 hours
I have 6000 around if u add it up which is around 9 months
i have 500 hours on people playground
the community has gotten so much better though
I probably have 2000 more with my old quest standalone
oh i know a guy with 10K hours on warthunder
I have 368 hours in rdr2
peeps who spent 2000+ hours on one game are hardcore gamers
That just sounds like my ex
I hope he dies
That's the most hours I ever had in a video game. Recorded hours, atleast
There's probably a Roblox game out there that I have more than 300 hours in
This relic has been untouched since last year
i likely have HoI4 at above 1k hours but i happen to be sailing the seas occasionally
I do have some fair reasons for my play time tho
so not all my playtime gets recorded
Sameeee
For hoi4
I remember last year
January 6th
I was playing a mod
The fire rises
The next day I got sent to a psych ward
😭
what LOL
With ark survival evolved I played comp so some nights we got no sleep 😂
holy hell dude
very sharp sickle
the collision is insane on these 😭
yeah i once cut a helmet in half??
Ok whatever
man is violating everyone
Three images of doom
I played ark survival evolved on mobile and decided to buy it on PC
Best i got is this guys helmet i cut in half
dude holy hell bro was hiding a whole ass tank of blood in his body
I hated how stupidly complex it was so I just bought some star wars game instead I think it was Jedi survivor or Gmod idk
BRO WONT DIE
"I didn't hear no bell."
your dad is goated
he played total war: empire once
he has only a few hours in it
i recently got total war: warhammer III
I have alot of playtime on total war 😭
i also have total war: shogun
wait i have his account I'm going to check how much he played these games
It's taking a ridiculous amount of time to log in
Nvm
oh man my wifi is so slow these days for no reason
NO WAY WAIT
my dad has 600 hours on car mechanic simulator 2021 and 560 hours on euro truck 2
3
nice
Sid meiser's civilization VII, 104 hours and V is 197 hoirs
Football manager 2024, 1000 hours
Of course...
blocksworld 15.7 hours idk what this js
CS2 59 minutes
The elders scroll V: Skyrim 86 minutes
Football manager 26, 478 hours
Garry's mod, 73 hours
ANEHSJAJA DAMN YOURE TIGHT
Half Sword Demo, 62 minutes wow i didn't know my dad was chill like that
epic
he's too busy playing football manager
Toribash 2.8 hours
Undertale 60.1 hours
I didn't know he played that
Unturned 14 minutes
Oh he played Rome remastered for 11 mins though
GTA: SA is just kinda sitting in his steam library
He has no playtime in GTA:SA
idk why he bought it
i mean he's kinda rich so that money can just kinda go
i wish to be rich like that
I have yume Nikki in my library but he never really ever bothered to play it too
Alright I just placed yume Nikki in his library
Hopefully he'll try that out
Or just play football manager
epic
oh my god he doesn't have metal gear solid
now im going have to actually beg for him to buy metal gear solid for me sigh
wait no the 68 minutes of playtime on half sword was just me playing on his account for some reason
lol
I'm still sad he only has an hour in the elder scrolls V Skyrim because like what
LEGENDARY GAME, has an hour in it
How do I put a weapon into my inventory?
thank you for thy impeccable throwing skills
hold E/Q
e
hi
hi
hey
half swor
gulp
m
idk watch this awesome clip i made
wobba
half life mentioned
yay
Join the wobba attack
using a sword like a blunt weapon is crazy
i'll make some new clips today
happy new weekends
y
dager
yall got anymore reaction gifs/images i can willie-ify
thats literally just a guy looking at the camera
aww man
idk i really like this video tho
wait how the hell did you send that
embed fail 
wdymm
lvl 2
can be this too
level 2 gives embed?
yes
chat where EA!!!!!!!!!
now
halfsword yesterday
this will be a real meme one day 😔
who'd win in a fight, a Bison or an Carabao/Water buffalo
bison
i've read baron vs water buffalo 😭



