#halfsword-chat-⚔
elfin finch
shell bronze
i usually choke most of my runs at the commoner boss tho
pitchfork
elfin finch
true
merry dust
holy shit i got onetapped by a candlestick
merry dust
is my damage setting too high or sum i got onetapped by the wooden paddle
elfin finch
ouchies
vale wedge
were you hit in the head
vale wedge
that would do it
merry dust
but i just crumpled and died immediately
merry dust
yo wtf you can get injured by sheathed weapons?
vale wedge
erm how
merry dust
idk
i think he pulled it out
the moment i closed in
it was like the uhhh peasant boss
i think
bold jacinth
i unlocked nirvana on accident
merry dust
i got in close and then blam my right leg disappeared
bold jacinth
i found the exact setting for my mouse between low and high dpi and im sending people into shock with blunt weapons
vale wedge
was it 1200
bold jacinth
im not sure how to measure it and it doesnt tell me
vale wedge
ah
cuz i saw some other dude testing out different dpi's
and he said he would try 1200 as a sweet spot between 800 and 1600
bold jacinth
whole marsh
will we get to customize our willie??
bold jacinth
bold jacinth
will we get to customize our willie??
yep
vale wedge
how do you beat the final challenge??
i swear i keep dying to those first two guys with the poles
bold jacinth
how do you beat the final challenge??
be a rat
vale wedge
bold jacinth
I JUST BROKE EVERY BONE IN THIS GUYS NECK
white trail
wobba
bold jacinth
HOLY FUCK
vale wedge
slide the clip
bold jacinth
game crashed and wasnt recording
vale wedge
rip
bold jacinth
i get fatal errors sometimes but it lets me play for like a minute after
bold jacinth
will there be mods to change the sliders
ig idk
bold jacinth
also fun fact if you do buhurt as the final boss, you get a cool 1v5
vale wedge
i got touched mildly and collapsed and died
it do be like that
vale wedge
also fun fact if you do buhurt as the final boss, you get a cool 1v5
brave stand but it's a real challenge
?
whole marsh
mm i love cutting down peasants
my favorite activity
is to leave the commoner last one alive
and have a longsword vs greatsword duel
hasty bloom
happy new years! pls god let them announce a date
elfin finch
this is possibly the best screenshot ive taken
languid osprey
this is possibly the best screenshot ive taken
what the hell happened 😔
happy new years btw
merry dust
mfw my first abyss fight is straight up a candlestick that onetaps me
elfin finch
thanks. its still 11 here
languid osprey
thanks. its still 11 here
you in California?
elfin finch
canada
worthy tendon
CALIFORNIA MENTIONED RAAAAAAA
merry dust
what is even in california
elfin finch
calafornia
worthy tendon
what is even in california
Everything
merry dust
Everything
for real?
worthy tendon
Pretty much
merry dust
Pretty much
do they have snow
worthy tendon
So no head?
languid osprey
ALRIGHT BRO
worthy tendon
do they have snow
Yes
merry dust
wow
languid osprey
MY NEIGHBORS ARE LAUNCHING ARTILLERY STRIKES ON SOMETHING
elfin finch
he about giv imself ead
worthy tendon
Our mountains are currently snowcapped yay yay yippie
merry dust
bro might be cooked
frank scarab
he about giv imself ead
Hes willie is coming out
worthy tendon
buoyant ravine
https://tenor.com/view/anger-angry-break-gif-19098093
runic niche
elfin finch
happy new year
pacific time :0
buoyant ravine
When the DOOM music kicks in
snow gulch
happy new years
elfin finch
yippees
snow gulch
from now until march 31st, the game WILL release..
near garnet
from now until march 31st, the game WILL release..
Wrong
near garnet
or else i will smash my balls with a rock
That’d hurt though
like
yeeeooowchhhhh!!!
snow gulch
near garnet
tight isle
finally able to play on max settings and wow this game is some unreal engine 5
snow gulch
if these sparks were more aligned here it'd look so much better
snow gulch
finally able to play on max settings and wow this game is some unreal engine 5
bro fr i just upgraded my pc and i can finally run the game on its highest settings
near garnet
if these sparks were more aligned here it'd look so much better
try changing the camera angle
tight isle
if these sparks were more aligned here it'd look so much better
the magic of photoshop
snow gulch
try changing the camera angle
yeah i was thinking maybe i could have probably hidden it with the camera angle. but also i might have lost the reflection of light you see on his face
tight isle
yeah i was thinking maybe i could have probably hidden it with the camera angle....
just get a clean slate of the background from that angle
replace it
place the sparks over the weapons
snow gulch
maybe if i cared enough!
weak osprey
finally able to play on max settings and wow this game is some unreal engine 5
Fast asleep 😴
near garnet
Fast asleep 😴
weak osprey
dog doin
snow gulch
it was in armor against a naked but i finally got the sembleance to my first slam
really it was just tossing him over my shoulder
floral pewter
Its q1 why isn't the game out
buoyant ravine
Its q1 why isn't the game out
buoyant ravine
https://tenor.com/view/tweak-gif-9306576739412501377
buoyant ravine
you cant swing that thing for shit
reposting this video because that final kill was awesome
timid void
how to like dodge
and actually play the game
can someone send the the controls
that will be very helpfull 🙂
weak osprey
Ask clueless
zealous pine
weak osprey
weak osprey
whos clueless
He will pop up sometimes
With the yellow name
He is master at swordsmanship
But ye have to wait for him
solar stirrup
when is the next update?
buoyant ravine
when is the next update?
solar stirrup
oh
buoyant ravine
its top secret classified data
solar stirrup
oh ok
buoyant ravine
yeh these devs are serious. they got 4 armed military troopers guarding their pcs each
solar stirrup
lol
buoyant ravine
and 2 combat jets guarding their airspace
they shoot on sight it doesnt matter who it is half sword must be protected at all costs
native mountain
did they changed anything in damage system? i get oneshot by everything since yesterday
plain brook
<:True:1306859197937221632>
somber rock
We ain’t never gonna see that release date
hearty mirage
im getting a ue5 halfsword crash error after 5 minutes of gameplay, is this a common issue?
i can close the error and the game still runs for a minute, so i dont think its a hardware issue
buoyant ravine
https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-true-morgan-freeman-factory-tarkin-gif-15842652334...
what game is this from
buoyant ravine
im getting a ue5 halfsword crash error after 5 minutes of gameplay, is this a co...
whats your specs
hearty mirage
whats your specs
intel 5 225f, 2x16gb ddr5, rx6600
buoyant ravine
and your gpu
hearty mirage
rx6600
buoyant ravine
you got blood turned on?
whats your directx
whats your graphics settings
these are my specs
hearty mirage
you got blood turned on?
yes
buoyant ravine
dx12 is butt-cheeks dont use that. use dx11 always.
hearty mirage
hmmmmm try turning it off
when i first load the game thats where i change it right?
buoyant ravine
gore you can keep how you like it just affects dismemberment
buoyant ravine
when i first load the game thats where i change it right?
yeh just put it on gentle and chaneg the gore how you like in the game settings
hearty mirage
are you in gauntlet?
im not sure what that is
buoyant ravine
ill show you
hearty mirage
theres waves of enemies that get stronger
buoyant ravine
im too lazy to explain it
hearty mirage
its the last one
buoyant ravine
if your crashing on gauntlet its likely a physics issue due to when enemies disintegrate their armor and weapons go flying and causes your game to crash. dx11 just makes crashes harder to happen.
hearty mirage
yep that looks like it
buoyant ravine
the games engine cant handle all the phsyics so the game shuts down therefore crashing
hearty mirage
all i can do is turn down the blood?
buoyant ravine
all i can do is turn down the blood?
blood causes most crashign usually. but physics theres no fix for it
so far all i know is just look away
hearty mirage
thanks for the help
buoyant ravine
The game crashes because armor isn’t cosmetic. Every piece is physically simulated, collides with the player and itself, and fights animations. When armor gets equipped, damaged, or the player ragdolls, the physics solver destabilizes and crashes.
finite bough
woah they all committed suicide.
finite bough
these are my specs
my secondary laptop got i5 13th gen with 24gb ram and 4050 and even on that game runs smoother even with 5-6 barons in the arena
solar stirrup
yall think i can draw this?
finite bough
im getting a ue5 halfsword crash error after 5 minutes of gameplay, is this a co...
its in development and yeah its kinda a common if too many knights of armored willies come up at once.
solar stirrup
in general
finite bough
yall think i can draw this?
what
sturdy jolt
It’s Q1 2026, where full sword
finite bough
where can i show photos?
sturdy jolt
where can i show photos?
#photography📷 , or be level 2 and post it here
finite bough
<#1172431577184206899> , or be level 2 and post it here
get me level 2.. i bribe you with my half swording skills
solar stirrup
like yall think i can redraw it
sturdy jolt
That’s outside of my jurisdiction unfortunately
finite bough
like yall think i can redraw it
depends on how good you are on art n stuff
it completely depends on you
sturdy jolt
Well actually I could do it but no
solar stirrup
pretty good
finite bough
Well actually I could do it but no
sad
solar stirrup
ima try
finite bough
@solar stirrup uhh btw delete it in #photography📷 i forgot #art-🎨 exists.
solar stirrup
k
naive granite
wheres the full sword
never
naive granite
It’s Q1 2026, where full sword
never
naive granite
We ain’t never gonna see that release date
agreed
solar stirrup
alr
naive granite
it’s going to release today
we will never see the day
solar stirrup
question
do u think there will ever be a multiplayer?
why cant i download the tech demo?
full raven
its Q1...where is the game lol
weak osprey
https://tenor.com/view/halfway-there-bon-jovi-living-on-a-prayer-band-concert-gi...
Squidward on a chair
harsh egret
make a balkan non-english_channel
fading dirge
yugoslavian
small glen
ngl
its easier to parry with wide blade small bastard swords
than it is with longer ones
royal arch
Q1 2026 GUYS!!! 🥳✨🎉 From today, every day can be release day! 🙌
fading dirge
you mean today is the release day
small glen
Half sword is easy
white trail
wobba
fading dirge
Half sword is easy
"never let them know your next move" ahh
frosty fulcrum
glass musk
quick question how do i stop my game from crashing every time i hit someone in abyss?
i think this is a common issue
fading dirge
quick question how do i stop my game from crashing every time i hit someone in a...
try turning blood to zero
glass musk
turning blood down just works
oh man it still crashed my game after i finished abyss
so do i just keep the blood to none for the whole run at this point on?
fading dirge
so do i just keep the blood to none for the whole run at this point on?
you... turned it back up?..
tawny sparrow
hes a bitch
fading dirge
hes a bitch
use peasant pitchfork
tawny sparrow
i did get once accidentally
tawny sparrow
use peasant pitchfork
its hard to control for me
tawny sparrow
LMAO
nahh but my all time goat is the axe
long one
two handed
wait lemme try this time
glass musk
you... turned it back up?..
i mean yeah after winning abyss
it only crashes once i die
fading dirge
i dunno man
glass musk
ill experiment with it
fading dirge
if turning something off fixes something, you might wanna keep it off
glass musk
if turning something off fixes something, you might wanna keep it off
nope year ur right i tried running a few games and then turning it on but it had the same effect
so I'll just
get outta abyss and reload my game
got it
coarse creek
is there coming half sword online?
tranquil ginkgo
hahahah thank youuu ❤️ ❤️
fading dirge
is there coming half sword online?
this you?
deep shale
ten thousand years of answering the same questions over and over
clear burrow
is there gonna be halfsword online
sleek gull
is there gonna be halfsword online
clear burrow
<#1272470349245579396>
whats that
sleek gull
whats that
click it, and read the content
solemn holly
will there be halfsword offline
covert flare
young harbor
i just cant get past commoner boss
same i got stuck on this boss for like 15 times
the trick is to use the peasant stick
it's easy to use it only takes u 10 min of training to figure out how it works
u just hold alt + left click and u aim at the ennemy
tawny sparrow
I always poke in the wrong direction
Ahh ig I need to learn it
I did it once with the sword
Chopped his legs off
But then the second time he just knows I'm gonna do that so he counter swings and I'm in 2 parts
young harbor
I did it once with the sword
u got lucky
cursive fjord
It’s insane that this is Half Sword
Q1 is now, EA could release any day now...
fading dirge
It’s insane that this is Half Sword
soon turning blood down wont help
hasty bloom
Q1 is now, EA could release any day now...
fr idk how many more “Soon”s i got in me
reef pendant
dont forget the reflections
weak osprey
Extra bonus
fading dirge
now that i think about it
we need a
but instead of cigarettes its the fatal error window
weak osprey
half sword suggestion, a fatal error has a 1 percent chance of giving your pc a blue screen
mental cargo
UPDATE IS TOMMOROW
weak osprey
sturdy jolt
I’m excited for the trailer
lost bison
Alright what the fuck it's Q1 2026 where is EA?
small glen
hahahah thank youuu ❤️ ❤️
Hey! I have a question, is there any chance songs based on like real medieval songs could be added? 
tranquil ginkgo
Hey! I have a question, is there any chance songs based on like real medieval so...
one of them 🙂
ancient prism
when it's q1 2026 and no halfsword 😔 😔 😔
small glen
one of them 🙂
Oh shit, a England song!
Hoping to see Le Roy Engloys, but It is while summer is dope too
soft osprey
when it's q1 2026 and no halfsword 😔 😔 😔
Q1 spans the months of January-march
soft osprey
Alright what the fuck it's Q1 2026 where is EA?
Anytime in the next 3 months, during Q1
tranquil ginkgo
Hoping to see Le Roy Engloys, but It is while summer is dope too
noted 🙂
ancient prism
Q1 spans the months of January-march
Ik bro it's a joke 😂
soft osprey
Ik bro it's a joke 😂
Impossible to tell
ancient prism
Impossible to tell
Lmao 😭
small glen
If q1 launches today, I'll get married
ancient prism
If q1 launches today, I'll get married
To me?
swift hatch
will early access be f2p?
ancient prism
Who dafuq are you?
Very cool person #882
cursive fjord
UPDATE IS TOMMOROW
rich jacinth
It’s insane that this is Half Sword
Genuinely so hyped
harsh raft
warped apex
buckler block into trickshot
dense drum
🤯
hidden schooner
dense drum
plz have my kids
wintry citrus
do we have any info about the prietag of the game ?
restive barn
do we have any info about the prietag of the game ?
yes
wintry citrus
what's the annouced price ?
slim tusk
buckler block into trickshot
how the hell do people do this stuff
jolly gorge
what causes flying pitchfork glitch
fading dirge
unreal engine
formal chasm
vital glen
do i need to swing into the opponents swing to parry?
fading dirge
do i need to swing into the opponents swing to parry?
not necessarily
your whatever you have just needs to be in the way of their attack
though thrusts are pretty hard to just block without a shield
but you can parry them by just
swinging into their thrust
vital glen
Does my blade need to be angled or can i just move a bit from my normal stance and deflect swings
sleek gull
fading dirge
Does my blade need to be angled or can i just move a bit from my normal stance a...
angled
sleek gull
small glen
how the hell do people do this stuff
Skillz, repost
sand herald
small glen
I found something funny
white trail
wobba
obtuse tiger
- The year of release
small glen
@sand herald grab from a range so your willie holds his arm out, then spin
timid surge
Does anyone know how to deal with the spiky spear when you don't have a billhook or another spiky stick?
In normal mode I can surrender, but I can't do that in the abyss.
oblique glen
someone should play half sword with a haptic feedback suit
small glen
Does anyone know how to deal with the spiky spear when you don't have a billhook...
Plancon fight them
Or
Parry
Or
Dodge and get a opening then charge
oblique glen
so you feel real pain when you die
timid surge
So the way to deal with it is just get another polearm. Yeah, that tracks.
wind charm
poleaxs
vale wedge
also regarding the abyss
small glen
So the way to deal with it is just get another polearm. Yeah, that tracks.
Repost
oblique glen
has anyone made a video playing halfsword in vr with a haptic feedback suit?
that would be amazing lmao
oblique glen
yes
oblique glen
if you're still doing a gauntlet and you die in the abyss
your character gets deleted
so if you restarted your progress
you're done
small glen
poleaxs
If i saw someone do this shite in hema, I am poking them in the stomach before they could blink
vale wedge
or do you gotta beat ultimate challenge too
oblique glen
are my screenshots fire
#photography📷 message
oblique glen
does nothing at all reset when you die
only your current run
vale wedge
are my screenshots fire
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172431...
i like the last two
echo terrace
hey why hasn't the game released yet
wind charm
If i saw someone do this shite in hema, I am poking them in the stomach before t...
i animated cos it looks cool, dont gotta be practical
small glen
i animated cos it looks cool, dont gotta be practical
I am js
If i saw a mf do that i am throwing my spear at them like a javelin
oblique glen
is this good (time in photography is still at like 20m)
elfin finch
hello
drifting kelp
half sword today (it's Q1 2026)
honest finch
I haven't talked much here
But is this peace of heaven of a game realising today?
buoyant ravine
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sad-crazy-imgoinginsane-i%27m-going-insane-gif-...
honest finch
(Idk why it did that🐒 )
honest finch
I can;t paste images on this chat, but I used the monkey emoji 254 times according to disc XD
small glen
whats that monkey emoji supposed to mean?
I am not expert but i think calling you gorgeous
lean nicheBOT
honest finch
I am not expert but i think calling you gorgeous
Various of meanings it has yes, indeed
elfin finch
goobert
elfin finch
gooby
buoyant ravine
honest finch
it’s going to release today
I'm hoping this is true 'cause it wasn;t send in the catfish chat..
elfin finch
mmmmmmm shish
buoyant ravine
I'm hoping this is true 'cause it wasn;t send in the catfish chat..
you fuckin fool the ' button is to the right of the ; button
honest finch
I talking in the only language you appear to understand pal
solar stirrup
what are we talkin bout?
honest finch
I'm*
honest finch
what are we talkin bout?
About ''🐒 ''
elfin finch
what are we talkin bout?
who even knows
buoyant ravine
solar stirrup
i js woke up to like 103+
elfin finch
notifs?
buoyant ravine
i js woke up to like 103+
GAWD FAKING DAMN!
solar stirrup
is q1 here yet?
buoyant ravine
is q1 here yet?
google it
elfin finch
I once had >300
elfin finch
I once had >300
from the same gc. of like 8 people
solar stirrup
ima go practice my spin kick
buoyant ravine
ima go practice my spin kick
solar stirrup
tf
elfin finch
https://tenor.com/view/mr-beast-good-boy-mr-beast-good-boy-gif-18819841
a working heart or a the keys to a tesla hidden in a pit of working hearts
buoyant ravine
a working heart or a the keys to a tesla hidden in a pit of working hearts
"I would literally give up my soul for a Tesla"
I know what he said the og video but don't wanna make the mods mad now do we?
The music is too heavy so I went full ham
warped apex
in 2025 I got 1500+ in halfsword
shell bronze
I know what he said the og video but don't wanna make the mods mad now do we?
good boy
shell bronze
You fuck with the honda NXS?
wtf is a honda nxs
small glen
wtf is a honda nxs
NSX, oops
shell bronze
one of the few japanese sports cars i fw
small glen
one of the few japanese sports cars i fw
I only rly like the NSX, Supra and erm.. thats it
shell bronze
supra is dogshit unless mk3 or mk5
plush cipher
supra is dogshit all gens
small glen
supra is dogshit unless mk3 or mk5
the Supra is broken in like almost every game
besides crew motorfest
i think its deadass terrible
plush cipher
audi best car brand
small glen
audi best car brand
Chevy and Ford my beloved
small glen
usdm boring
usdm?! boring?!
plush cipher
euro cars best
small glen
v8 overall boring
don't like 90% of modern cars just use the same engine as before because its cheaper and easier
plush cipher
up to 2008 ok everything after is homosexual
small glen
cars honestly reached a peak
plush cipher
you can't rly innovate any further
yes u can fr
small glen
the only way we could evolve them
is if we make them fly and float
and some can already float
plush cipher
when cheap light materials like carbon fiber
more thermally efficient engines
hydrogen power
more inline 5
small glen
carbon fiber??? cheap???? 😭
plush cipher
carbon fiber??? cheap???? 😭
i mean when make it cheap
plush cipher
people still using carbon fiber weaving techniques from the 90s
plenty innovation there
small glen
more thermally efficient engines
we already did everything you said here doe
small glen
and fuel cells have been for awhile
small glen
why would we make cars smaller?
plush cipher
ecology
small glen
there like no need for that
plush cipher
big car bad
small glen
so you want trucks to be smaller?
small glen
ban pickup trucks
...why?
small glen
annoying and useless american shit
pickup trucks were outright designed for working
Henry ford was the one who TECHNICALLY created the first pickup truck, and they were designed for the working man
plush cipher
i have seen like 3 in europe
small glen
Pickup trucks is TECHNICALLY an american invention
Japan and America just made a bunch
soft osprey
i just found a pickaxe
No Thats been in game since at least the old demo
bitter frigate
in freeplay im seeing more sword variants than before
small glen
pickups and big rigs are work trucks
they just happen to have the speed to smoke 70% of cars at stock
no seriously, why tf are chevys so goddamn fast
plush cipher
every car fast in modern day
soft osprey
Ahh someone after my own heart. Youre a smart person I agree
plush cipher
can get a 1k whp for 30k€
small glen
"The working man needs to be able to hit 160mph!"
plush cipher
express delivery to building site
of plywood
i hate how americans build houses yes
ocean orbit
wheres the support page?
small glen
my dads truck which weighs a shit ton due to all the stuff it carries, still hits 140
small glen
i hate how americans build houses yes
thats mobile homes, sir
those are plywood and held together by 2x4s
plush cipher
if no brick and 2 layer insulation, not house
soft osprey
wheres the support page?
#1047240101152960525 for feedback and Bug reports, #modmail for discord issues
small glen
Grey, I am going to cuddle you tonight and whisper in your ear that Helldivers is based
small glen
talkable guy
i like cars
soft osprey
small glen
i drive also
my fav cars doe is any car from Mitsubishi from 1990s
plush cipher
1996 mitsubishi colt
small glen
1996 mitsubishi colt
i fuq with it
plush cipher
the mitsuhonda
small glen
the only brand i hate, is like Ferrari
plush cipher
agree ferrari is gay
plush cipher
eudm audi is my beloved goat
small glen
Ford cooked them
plush cipher
jdm probably nissan or subaru
small glen
Ferrari is not all that
plush cipher
i hate ferrari because of their corporate greed and censorship
small glen
i hate ferrari because of their corporate greed and censorship
that too
shell bronze
3 door hatchback kei car
kei car fan detected
small glen
they expect you to treat their cars like its fucking the reincarnation of jesus
shell bronze
i immediately sleep
small glen
like bro
small glen
these italian shitboxes are washed
shell bronze
kei cars needa stay in their original markets
plush cipher
ford ka
small glen
just buy a damn porsche or BMW if you want to get luxury cars that look nice
shell bronze
i see a kei truck over it's the same thing as seeing lifted/squatted trucks
shit that will never haul and simply will be used for vanity
plush cipher
i am 194cm i cannot fit in any kei car
shell bronze
if i want a body on frame truck/suv type gimme a 4runner or a sequoia 🔥
plush cipher
larger than the wheelbase of the thing
small glen
i see a kei truck over it's the same thing as seeing lifted/squatted trucks
i cry when people squat their trucks
shell bronze
maybe a well-kept pre-3v expedition
plush cipher
lifted/squatted trucks are the bane of all that is good
shell bronze
lets go #general-catfish-🐱🐟
plush cipher
no zhis is very medieval half sword talk
stoic hamlet
Hey guys, I have a question. So, I just beat the baron in the ultimate challenge. Its not letting me get out of it, do I just have to give up and restart?
shell bronze
Hey guys, I have a question. So, I just beat the baron in the ultimate challenge...
you can just esc exit
shell bronze
ultimate challenge resets entire game after you finish it
tender quest
lets go <#1086506182090440794>
stoic hamlet
ultimate challenge resets entire game after you finish it
I know, I've beaten it over 15 times
But it didn't reset my game
it just reset the ultimate challenge alone, even after I beat the baron
I think the game thought he was alive after he died
shell bronze
rip
celest spire
anyone getting fetal error after fetal error???
stoic hamlet
Ok
the baron is so glitched for me
He gave up and is just stuck on his stomach, it won't depsawn him
Ope
hes actually dead
but still won't despaw
celest spire
chop his head off
quiet gulch
DAY 1 OF POTENTIAL RELEASE DAYS 
lapis cave
Slapped
untold axle
how much is the game goin to cost guys?
soft osprey
how much is the game goin to cost guys?
Price is still tbd
quiet gulch
my guess is 20-40
doesnt really matter to me, it's too good/unique a game, im buying it asap
humble hazel
doesnt really matter to me, it's too good/unique a game, im buying it asap
amen
tawdry vale
Anybody know of any decent Goedendag mods? The one I have is too short for my liking.
quiet gulch
in the meantime, ive been messing around in gladio mori
small glen
did it for style points rly
small dove
did it for style points rly
gozamn
desert rain
did it for style points rly
quaint ingot
thorny perch
give this game to josh
wise relic
We ever going to get the playtest version back? I kind of miss it, honestly...
fickle obsidian
trust me you do not want this
quaint ingot
lapis cave
https://youtu.be/VOK4NtCkNGg?si=8Jb3YcM3rGddwzk6
Nanomachines, son. They harden in response to physical contact.
quaint ingot
fickle obsidian
half sword lookin a bit too high quality
you sure your not beating someone to death irl
tawdry vale
The forbidden grip
quaint ingot
that round caused me pain due a injury I got today
lapis cave
that round caused me pain due a injury I got today
I remember denting my fridge playing blade and sorcery🤔
Shit hirt
Hurt
Fuh
mint silo
DAY 1 OF POTENTIAL RELEASE DAYS <:bebe:1052330020372238397>
lets go
quaint ingot
I remember denting my fridge playing blade and sorcery🤔
I fell into a window and broke the blinds which cut open my back
lapis cave
I fell into a window and broke the blinds which cut open my back
How did you fall like that😭
quaint ingot
How did you fall like that😭
Basically passed out from loss of blood to the brain other than I was concious the entire time
vestal crag
has anyone actually completed the demo cuz I haven't been able to
quaint ingot
coulda been worse like hitting my head on the cooler that was to my left when I fell
quaint ingot
has anyone actually completed the demo cuz I haven't been able to
yes
vestal crag
I make it to like soldier or smth and get wrecked
playing it rn
I have the hardest time with the longsword great champion
quaint ingot
I’d say practice in the free mode
vestal crag
I usaully can't get my rank back unless I get lucky and beat him lol
fickle obsidian
fickle obsidian
coulda been worse like hitting my head on the cooler that was to my left when I ...
bro play in your living room
quaint ingot
bro play in your living room
I am and the same room I did that
fickle obsidian
I am and the same room I did that
why you got a cooler in yo living room
quaint ingot
why you got a cooler in yo living room
No fucking space
lapis cave
Basically passed out from loss of blood to the brain other than I was concious t...
What the fuck bro💔
vestal crag
like is the game meant to be a challenge or am I just bad lol
quaint ingot
I have a 2ft wide walk way to where I play games due to old servers that ain’t got a clue why we need and that cooler
vestal crag
I have a 2ft wide walk way to where I play games due to old servers that ain’t g...
how do you hit your head off the cooler in the first place though?
lapis cave
You should just keep him going until he breaks his hands and dies ngl
quaint ingot
What the fuck bro💔
you know when you get up too fast and lose vision that’s what happened and normally it doesn’t cause me to do that but this time was different
lapis cave
you know when you get up too fast and lose vision that’s what happened and norma...
Sometimes randomly in the day i lose balance for no reason and when i open my eyes after blinking it looks like a google slide transition
Lemme find it
Rq
If i can
Nvm
Its that one where the
Pixels like
Come off one at a time
If ykwim
quaint ingot
formal torrent
Any updstes?
quaint ingot
Using Willie about where the point of my dagger is, is where the blinds cut my back open
tender quest
quaint ingot
Tis but a scratch
vestal crag
you slept him
tender quest
tender quest
crimson quail
hello ppl, i need to ask a question
crimson quail
i was wondering how to get into the baron mode but i cant get back to it, can i get some help please?
tawdry vale
Where are you right now? Menu?
crimson quail
Where are you right now? Menu?
yeah on the main menu
plain brook
lentil soup would be more accurate but i guess bread was sometimes peasant food
tawdry vale
yeah on the main menu
Click the Red and Yellow man above the knight.
crimson quail
Click the Red and Yellow man above the knight.
yeah it's not working
tawdry vale
lentil soup would be more accurate but i guess bread was sometimes peasant food
Are you on Free Mode or Gauntlet Mode?
crimson quail
Are you on Free Mode or Gauntlet Mode?
gauntlet mode i think
tawdry vale
gauntlet mode i think
Send me a picture of your screen
crimson quail
Send me a picture of your screen
It's not letting me
quiet gulch
man's living in the future
rotund shadow
just wanted to say, for a demo this is really fucking nice, its a shame that the optimization is so shit, since a high and stable fps gives wayyy more control.
tawdry vale
It's not letting me
If you see something that says “Gauntlet Mode” on the right, that means you are in the Free Mode. Click on said “Gauntlet Mode” if so.
quiet gulch
i never understood places that use D/M/Y...yeah yeah 'its sequential' or w/e but like...
when you tell someone the date...do you say "oh its the 1st of march 2026"? no you say 'its january 1st, 2026'
month day year
warped apex
I've enough clips to make another edit
upbeat jacinth
i never understood places that use D/M/Y...yeah yeah 'its sequential' or w/e but...
they do
crimson quail
If you see something that says “Gauntlet Mode” on the right, that means you are ...
Ok i did
upbeat jacinth
aint no way
we also do sometimes (assuming you are american)
crimson quail
what now? it's still not letting me play as the baron
modest whale
we also do sometimes (assuming you are american)
this is a symbol of american pride
🎆
warped apex
head stabs o plenty
crimson quail
what now? it's still not letting me play as the baron
@tawdry vale ?
tawdry vale
<@624743719563952140> ?
Stepped away for a second
So you’re on Gauntlet Mode, correct?
crimson quail
So you’re on Gauntlet Mode, correct?
yes
tawdry vale
Click the Red and Yellow guy above the knight. Should be the topmost portrait.
Screen will tell you to “Prepare for the Ultimate Challenge.”
crimson quail
yeah it does
tawdry vale
Then just click Play Demo once you have Willie dressed in Purple on your screen
You will have to beat the Baron before you can play as him.
rancid stream
Where's the game I need it
tender quest
tawdry vale
Where's the game I need it
If you're talking about Half Sword, you can play the tech demo in the Steam Store.
rancid stream
Nono I have 102hours on the tech
tawdry vale
oh
rancid stream
I mean the full
tawdry vale
Early Access is not out yet, I think
Though I share your entheusiasm
Got like, 60 clams saved in my Steam Wallet
Just for HS
tender quest
Nono I have 102hours on the tech
still getting into it then? 
reef vector
what do you guys consider soon
I don't care about not having a release date but it's been nearly a month since we were told it's coming "soon"
and I can't really consider a month soon
tender quest
tame solar
what are some games like half sword
reef vector
full sword
scenic yacht
is there online yet
quiet gulch
what are some games like half sword
exanima, that's mostly it
tender quest
south current
ima turn around and beat his ass
tame solar
what are some games like half sword
any more like that are not related to medevil but have the physics and graphics like this one
analog oyster
Hehe
analog oyster
any more like that are not related to medevil but have the physics and graphics ...
I would say hellish quart but I'm pretty sure that's considered midevil
Halfsword is one of a kind though
Idk any others
south current
idk but a midevil aternative would be mordhau idk any non midevieal
analog oyster
idk but a midevil aternative would be mordhau idk any non midevieal
Oh yeah forgot about mordhau
crimson quail
turn gore off i tihnk
It was off :(
quiet gulch
mordhau went the way of chivalry 
tame solar
okay well I don't really care about the midevil part I just like the physics and just the sword fighting in general
south current
owwies
quiet gulch
tons of sweats and ppl exploiting every mechanic to extremes
crimson quail
imma just go play rivals at
jolly gorge
whats willie model's origin
quiet gulch
ill try rivals again when they add more spidey villains
south current
okay well I don't really care about the midevil part I just like the physics and...
mordhau
soft osprey
I WAS FIGHTING THE BARON AND HALFSWORD CRASHED
Turn off blood, gore doesnt affect it
analog oyster
Which gameplay is better, halfsword demo or the playtest?
tame solar
is mordhau fun and worth the 3$
tame solar
Which gameplay is better, halfsword demo or the playtest?
playtest isn't out yet I thought it is only the demo
south current
THATS A STEAL
soft osprey
Which gameplay is better, halfsword demo or the playtest?
I’d say the demo. The playtest came before this current demo
south current
i bought it form wayu more
tame solar
damn
analog oyster
I’d say the demo. The playtest came before this current demo
Alright thanks
tame solar
i bought it form wayu more
thats just for the game itself but theres these packs and a whole bundle of 7 costs 60$
south current
you dont need the dlc's
deep shale
waiting for Q1 2026 got me feeling like dehydrated spongebob
pulsar swift
Okay it’s 2026 where’s the game
deep shale
any minute now
main notch
I keep having awesome screenshots
but it is not yet time I am allowed to share them
XD
soft osprey
Okay it’s 2026 where’s the game
Sometime in the next 3 months
main notch
I have a sword in my character's thigh while he stands proudly in stance
south current
lowkey just spend alot of money on a new pc
like alot of money
like 5000 dollars
ram was too expensive
guh
tame solar
lowkey just spend alot of money on a new pc
ngl you couldev saved so much money if you got your pc on Newegg.com
south current
i dont think that exists in norway
tame solar
oh my bad
tawdry vale
"BRING ME THAT ASS" 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
tame solar
I live in the US
south current
i can tell
tame solar
i can tell
what is that supposed to mean
south current
nothing
tame solar
ok
main drift
what is that supposed to mean
its just obvious ig
tame solar
its just obvious ig
where do you live then
main drift
where do you live then
UK
quaint ingot
pretty easy to guess where I’m from
cursive fjord
Okay it’s 2026 where’s the game
Q1 this year, so hopefully soon.
south current
pretty easy to guess where I’m from
u must really love texas
main drift
Q1 this year, so hopefully soon.
might be mid this year
clever vault
what
warped apex
up to 3 months
quaint ingot
u must really love texas
Lived here my entire life
main drift
i think HS multiplayer bouta be so sweaty
south current
Lived here my entire life
well i dont have norway as my pfp and bio
oslo specifically
cursive fjord
i think HS multiplayer bouta be so sweaty
The only way I could see Half Sword multiplayer working is if it's invite only.
main drift
The only way I could see Half Sword multiplayer working is if it's invite only.
would make sense tbh
soft osprey
At the most youll get Splitscreen with the ability to play it remotely with steam remote play or a program like Parsec. Full online multiplayer is highly unlikely
main drift
At the most youll get Splitscreen with the ability to play it remotely with stea...
prob. But only time will tell
plain brook
parsec tornaments exist
pulsar swift
well i dont have norway as my pfp and bio
Me when I think it’s cool to be different
lucid thorn
IM SCARED
I JUST GOT MAX TIER AND IT SAID PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE
THATS BARON YES?
south current
yes i think
the ultimate challenge is kinda hard ive done it a couple of times
atleast u dont loose ur progress
lucid thorn
well...i only have like 30-40 hours
plain brook
and theres programs like https://www.fightcade.com/ designed to specfically allow fighting games that only support local to be played competetively
south current
well...i only have like 30-40 hours
i have 24 bruj
quaint ingot
well i dont have norway as my pfp and bio
Yeah I tend to have my home state as my profile picture since lived here for so long
daring gale
lucid thorn
damn nvm lol i have 18.3
south current
Yeah I tend to have my home state as my profile picture since lived here for so ...
but why
lucid thorn
not as experienced as i thought
quaint ingot
what is jgoodman typing bruh
trying to not use my right hand so I’ll type slower
south current
bro u have lived there for like 15 years chill ouit
sand herald
south current
bro u have lived there for like 15 years chill ouit
just judging by ur name btw
plain brook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOxGwJB3PBo
unreal engine grass + youtube compression 💀
daring gale
unreal engine grass + youtube compression 💀
😭
lucid thorn
oh god its John Halfsword
south current
trying to not use my right hand so I’ll type slower
why
lucid thorn
your mouth has way more muscles then mine
south current
probably
lucid thorn
alright anyways wish me luck i got baron, he goin down
south current
quaint ingot
why
Injured myself by falling into a window and broke parts of a blind which cut me, the window is kinda bent now
vestal crag
https://tenor.com/view/case-oh-caseoh-waffle-house-waffle-house-gif-109346422749...
nahhh
south current
is the fmbot here
tawdry vale
honest finch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOxGwJB3PBo
How could you play on that map?
cursive fjord
unreal engine grass + youtube compression 💀
I thought ts was Half Sword EA footage
quaint ingot
It’s not thick maybe 1/5th of a inch thick and if I was average weight the window woulda broke and I’d be in the ER
honest finch
It’s not thick maybe 1/5th of a inch thick and if I was average weight the windo...
With a generational worth debt btw
If you're in the us
quaint ingot
ehh with good insurance it won’t be too bad
south current
does u have good insurance
honest finch
He better do
soft osprey
How could you play on that map?
Likely made it themselves, as distributing maps or the methods to make maps isnt allowed. The people who know how, keep it to themselves
honest finch
Likely made it themselves, as distributing maps or the methods to make maps isnt...
💔💔💔
buoyant ravine
Im just too good at this game
cursive fjord
Im just too good at this game
quaint ingot
does u have good insurance
no idea since haven’t had to use the medical side
My injuries tend to be pretty minor so I don’t need to go to a hospital
daring gale
How could you play on that map?
i modded it myself using repak
karmic furnace
unreal engine grass + youtube compression 💀
peak realism
karmic furnace
i modded it myself using repak
did you make the map
plain brook
Maybe made with their landscaping tech thing I forget the name of
rancid stream
Ain't the release date jan 1 2026
karmic furnace
somewhere between jan and march
plain brook
Ain't the release date jan 1 2026
tomorrow
quaint ingot
You are lying right
yeah twim is
plain brook
i am already playing it
rancid stream
Riggghht
karmic furnace
i am already playing it
uh huh
plain brook
rancid stream
Lmao
karmic furnace
😭
quaint ingot
For me it’s 8:25pm on Jan 1st
karmic furnace
ur still on jan 1st?
plain brook
It's 3:24am 2jan
kiwi?
rancid stream
Kiwi?
quaint ingot
ur still on jan 1st?
yeah
rancid stream
Wym
plain brook
or asian
rancid stream
Naw man I'm from 🇸🇪