halfsword-chat-⚔

[shell bronze]

you just have to start with the weapon stored

[sleek gull]

Nah, I just sheathed my sword, and saved it that way

[obsidian mica]

aww you have to talk in the dc to level up poor you

[torn knot]

im not starting with my loadout

this is very weird

[abstract fable]

thanks for replying so now i can type another message

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1444982799084945502/7ED3D21.MP4?ex=695594d9&is=69544359&hm=74ba37374809a917fb2f13e6cbd24cfb5576367d7f45b7a39b6c570babae3417&

[abstract fable]

i just did the best takedown

[obsidian mica]

whats your favorite color

[abstract fable]

in half sword it's red

[obsidian mica]

based

[abstract fable]

been trying to follow that single leg takedown tutorial but it's so hard

[lyric junco]

but can you prove it? >:3

[shell bronze]

most difficult 1h user fight

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1455510400828182610/483BB31.MP4?ex=6955a5f1&is=69545471&hm=a154f471b444aacfbb3e6eb34031dd5716d7af0b7651d080a32af76469a8bb8b&

[abstract fable]

i don't even wanna know what happened

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1455115087877505217/813C3C1.MP4?ex=69558747&is=695435c7&hm=06845c83bfe360f264d98b29b032299920ccb3ca6b65d7a5a47c5b5c98bf4487&

[sleek gull]

he actually almost stabbed me in the clinch lol

[wicked plover]

broke all his limbs

hes still alive

[shell bronze]

nah he was too stunned

ez sweeps

[wicked plover]

shit he just died

[abstract fable]

torture

[torn knot]

when I spawn stuff in

I keep getting

fatal

errors

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1454032196364144672/9FCE091.MP4?ex=69558b42&is=695439c2&hm=3c24b4e4dd9570940fbb2730fb191331186b84265c7e920891fb97df2c8c3931&

most dangerous mace user

[torn knot]

ur videos are always frozen

[sleek gull]

give it like 2 mins and try again

[shell bronze]

only cool people get to watch

[lyric junco]

i'm an aprentice at a local doctor and i was tasked with a amputation

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1455510902148304989/4471BB1.MP4?ex=6955a669&is=695454e9&hm=a666af9005a9e861980fe53a441cf4a6b5314a96bb961676d5a7ec79a2de57ec&

[mortal bough]

the arena looks red ngl

[torn knot]

why does game keep crashing "fatal error"

[sleek gull]

Talkin about stunned LOL

[lyric junco]

still alive btw

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1450726733811810446/DD2FB31.MP4?ex=6955624e&is=695410ce&hm=25635bf5f121ec8e371f8de0a7eab59b743c8008c9457e02b05958f479f1a821&

[shell bronze]

literally the easiest people to kill in-class

[obsidian mica]

bro got anakin skywalkered

[lyric junco]

fresh meat! discount!

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1454038630627672245/1EBBB21.MP4?ex=69559140&is=69543fc0&hm=4b63b66342520fc94e1e3e73beffa46efd0861407a795325de4207b2fa86e54b&

[abstract fable]

uhmmm

[obsidian mica]

nice pink sword

[obsidian mica]

are you ok?

[toxic lance]

Guys halfsword releasing 1st of Jan

[obsidian mica]

nuh huh

[toxic lance]

Definitely real

[shell bronze]

thanks

[lyric junco]

no

[humble iris]

new york city

home…

[abstract fable]

holy i just cooked

[abstract fable]

this was super cool

love the clinching

[elfin finch]

feet

[lyric junco]

pacifist run

[celest wigeon]

I can get the golden armor set in abyss right?

[lyric junco]

just amazed the game didn't crash yet

[lyric junco]

yup

[elfin finch]

bonke

[lyric junco]

just get very lucky

[obsidian mica]

you mean the baron

i think so

[elfin finch]

dont diss me

[lyric junco]

these little fence posts are so hard to paint

[light jay]

i just figured out how to hold weapons like a complete idiot

[lyric junco]

Eat my sword!

[obsidian mica]

its going through his cheek not his mouth

[lyric junco]

try eating without moving your cheeks

[ember storm]

We live in an inspiring generation

[abstract fable]

lmao this made me laugh

[elfin finch]

he was a fairy

[lyric junco]

um what do i do, he picked it up

ascention

[ember storm]

At that point he deserves the win

[lyric junco]

i guess that's true

[torn knot]

ur a fucking dumbass 😭

[elfin finch]

NO!

THGAT WAS SUCH A GOOD CLIP

i wasnt recording

[magic spire]

how tf do you even do that? 😂

[sturdy jolt]

Like this

[elfin finch]

weeeee

yeet

[lost bison]

Sliced this willy up fancy

[light jay]

i was holding my sword upside down and i swung it around directly into my neck

[lyric junco]

uuuumm

fine, you win

[buoyant ravine]

half sword needs dlss and frame gen

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-i-need-it-i-don’t-need-it-i-definitely-don’t-need-it-thirsty-gif-17101453146721253330

[torn knot]

guys can someonme hop in vc and help me

i cant svae loadouts

[dreamy pelican]

So uh, when crash patch coming

havent been able to do ultimate challenge cuz it keeps crashin partway through

[shrewd cape]

I’m running into a graphical issues with the blood

It doesn’t splat onto the ground anymore

Only puddles way after they die

[elfin finch]

weeh

[vivid sapphire]

In the ultimate challenge, is it normal for my character not to have armor?

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/fly-human-fly-float-human-airplane-meme-gif-5277954545468410794

[elfin finch]

yes

[shrewd cape]

Is that the photo effect

[elfin finch]

yes

[shrewd cape]

I’m having issue with my game and idk what’s causing it

[weak osprey]

Go ahead

[elfin finch]

@quasi narwhal this is what i meant by zombie on minumum damage

[shrewd cape]

Holy shit

[weak osprey]

wilzomb

[elfin finch]

og demo

[weak osprey]

bad to the bone

[elfin finch]

those things behind me were the bosses

i also eventually quit trying to kill them because the screams were getting to me. it was like half a (SWORD) hour of hacking their flailing bodies

so i put damage to max and boinked them

[quasi narwhal]

We all had it good back then

[elfin finch]

yup

[quasi narwhal]

And did you know they had animated blood dripping on vertical surfaces?

[shrewd cape]

My blood doesn’t even load

[quasi narwhal]

Wish that existed in the current build

[quasi narwhal]

What do you mean?

[shrewd cape]

I wish you could crush heads still

[shrewd cape]

I’ll send a clip

Bloods max setting mind you

[quasi narwhal]

Oh okay

[elfin finch]

the download didn’t work for me

so sad

[shrewd cape]

There should be more blood on the ground, no?

I vividly remember there being animated blood but now there’s none for me

[vivid sapphire]

uhh i cant send images

[elfin finch]

yea that's weird

[stiff belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-lesnar-german-suplex-bobby-lashley-wwe-royal-rumble-gif-25769834

[shrewd cape]

I wish my grab worked like that lol!

W clip

[quasi narwhal]

I'm unable to play the video.

[elfin finch]

theres not a lot if bloood

[stiff belfry]

It takes practice but its achievable

[shrewd cape]

Yeah it’s mainly luck when it comes to your grab just letting go

[buoyant ravine]

"Ohhh my back! my fuckin back!"

[shrewd cape]

I tried practicing grappling but my grab luck was pissing me off

[shrewd cape]

That’s weird

Hold on

[obsidian mica]

the blood for me works as it should

for me there would def be more on the ground

[elfin finch]

same

[stiff belfry]

Nah nah theres methods

Turning damage down is one and then just knowing where to grip

[stiff belfry]

I made a tutorial for it on my YT ages ago

[shrewd cape]

I’ll take a look dm the link

I was looking at tutorials and none said things about the damage I’ll give that a try next time I wanna wrestle

[stiff belfry]

https://youtu.be/wXcXS9-Duc0?si=Xxs4xF3gxWqBn-UR

They like me here I can post my links in gen

[shrewd cape]

Ohhhh

I see where I was messing up

[quasi narwhal]

Thank you, I am able to see the video and I agree there should be blood from the obvious droplets. Are your graphics on the lower options?

[shrewd cape]

I’ve tuned them, turned them to epic to try and still no blood

I tuned them for a smooth experience tho

I tried swapping to dx11

[quasi narwhal]

Sorry to hear that

[shrewd cape]

It’s like the game when they did the Japan show or whatever

When they removed all the blood

[quasi narwhal]

I don't think I've heard of it before

[buoyant ravine]

"You are not WORTHY to use the candlestick!"

[shrewd cape]

Roughly a year ago they were doing a show in Japan and they had to remove the gore

[obsidian mica]

right here there is tons of blood on the ground, might be something on ur end

[shrewd cape]

I do indeed think I said “for me”

Lol

Def my end

Idk what it is tho

[obsidian mica]

indian accent have you tried turning the pc off and back on again?

[shrewd cape]

I’ve changed my settings to the max and still the same thing problem

[shrewd cape]

Yes lol

Is there a way to unlock more settings that I could adjust to make it work, or is the half sword enhancer my best bet

[humble bloom]

do you use any custom engine.ini settings or something like that?

[celest wigeon]

What is the highest score ypu guys reached in abyss

[shrewd cape]

I only use the settings in half sword enhancer which include
Shadows, global illumination, effects, post processing, and reflections

[lofty lily]

this need more votes

[night juniper]

how do i access the photos i took in photomode?

nvm

[jolly gorge]

I like half sword

[elfin finch]

invent halfsword mobile and do both

yes

[tough hollow]

is there an option to send 5 billion dollars to israel?

[slate ruin]

my name is lucas

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-wtf-really-which-one-hungry-decisions-gif-13845127

[slate ruin]

5 billion to israel

[stiff belfry]

I invented ts tech in playtest

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/albert-einstein-smart-think-thinking-idea-gif-17910439

[stiff belfry]

Nvm thought it was a guard pull

Riva invented suplex tech iirc

That was a nasty one

[tough hollow]

yeuh

im getting better at hitting them

its pretty much all im doing in halfsword

[stiff belfry]

I’m trying to relearn grappling at max damage to player

Shits so fucking hard I get bumped slightly and I’m unconscious

[tough hollow]

dang

thats crazy

i js got another ciik skan'

cool slam

[buoyant ravine]

you are not worthy enough to use the big candlestick

[buoyant ravine]

buddy cant spell

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-staring-instagram-gif-1916558834384561646

[buoyant ravine]

ya typing with one hand while the other one plays half sword?

[stiff belfry]

Learn a consistent fireman’s carry setup to be in my next video

I want to learn ts so bad but I can literally only get them on a borfed single

[tough hollow]

im gonna try to attempt a firesman carry

shouldnt be too hard if their ragdolled enoiugh

[stiff belfry]

It’s wacky as shit when I try

[tough hollow]

i js struggle getting them over my shoulder

[stiff belfry]

I have to get a single leg let go with both hands and then kick them so their arm is high enough to reach without dumping them

It just doesn’t look right

[tough hollow]

ehh

it looks good

but the one im trying to do is like grabbing the arm and a single leg

and then tipping them over me

[stiff belfry]

Yeh that’s basically impossible in my testing

[tough hollow]

yea u right

[stiff belfry]

Can’t pull the arm hard enough

[tough hollow]

i dont think willie can go that low also

[stiff belfry]

I tried to do it that way when I was trying to figure out trips

[tough hollow]

ok

[tough hollow]

trips are weird

[stiff belfry]

I was only ever able to replicate an osoto-gari in game

[tough hollow]

since the willies have like a gyroscope their legs kinda js snap back into place when i trip

[stiff belfry]

And the occasional leg sweep but they have to be really fucking stunned for it to work

[tough hollow]

e

[lucid perch]

i hope kcd2 wins steam GOTY

[tough hollow]

pih will win

[stiff belfry]

Only effective trip I ever found while I actually tried to make new tech lmao

[lucid perch]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-fly-pig-gif-17147815297725961673

[tough hollow]

i used to hit those a bunch but i stopped becausei thoguh theylooked a lil janky

[stiff belfry]

I heard rumors of there being a successful arm throw tech somewhere but I won’t believe it till I see a clip

Gravity in this game too strong

[tough hollow]

yea

i hope they improve that in the early acsess

cuz i really wanna hip throw willie

[tough hollow]

i remeber you used to be able to hit head and arm throws consistantly in the tech demo

[stiff belfry]

Tech demo was so janky lmao

[elfin finch]

i asked sora to generate willie from half sword

[stiff belfry]

I remember the punching was insanely funny looking

[elfin finch]

punching didn’t really work

[tough hollow]

yea

[stiff belfry]

Where did the time go

[elfin finch]

did you see my image of zomwillie

[tough hollow]

sick

[stiff belfry]

PRIME MagicCatWizard and Manbearpig

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[elfin finch]

i wish it was easier to access it

[buoyant ravine]

KNOCKOUT!

[stiff belfry]

I miss when I had a HSD world record

Never shouldve spread the download link around more than it already was

[elfin finch]

you did. cool

[stiff belfry]

That was my prime

When PVP drops ts game gonna be insane

[tough hollow]

maybe if i weeken the gravity in halfsowrd enhancer i could hit an arm throw

[stiff belfry]

Lower grav + invincibility so no grip slip

[tough hollow]

ima try this

[elfin finch]

hand rigidity

[tough hollow]

h think that js makes punches stronger

[stiff belfry]

That only affects weapons iirc

[elfin finch]

no it makes the chance of dropping lower

[stiff belfry]

I remember the dude who made the mod said there wasnt a lot for grappling in there when I asked

[tough hollow]

real?

[stiff belfry]

Just shit like ragdoll and gravity

[elfin finch]

where’s your tutorial for throws eso

[elfin finch]

ok

mb

[stiff belfry]

https://youtu.be/wXcXS9-Duc0?si=6ZUfxf-igE9N0PV3
https://youtu.be/DSh44NMjWT8?si=WPsS2B9TWZKwj8Ft

Ive only done 2 rn

[elfin finch]

ok thanks

[stiff belfry]

I wanna make a suplex tutorial but I am SHIT at editing and have no motivation to play this game icl

[modest whale]

can you do steven seagal bullshido in half sword

[stiff belfry]

Yes gunk

[elfin finch]

could you just explain how to do it. i mean it is probably just skill and figuring it out but still

it’s

[stiff belfry]

For what

[elfin finch]

suplexs

[abstract fable]

There's a good arm lock and single leg slam one too

[stiff belfry]

The arm lock one is bullshido lmao

[abstract fable]

Oh that's your video imma check it out

[stiff belfry]

The game will end if willie is on the ground for over 10 seconds no matter what

I liked his single leg tho

[abstract fable]

always so hard

I'm getting better tho. My guy always lets go off the leg

[stiff belfry]

Tee bee aech

Just watch other people land them until you can do it

[elfin finch]

ok

[stiff belfry]

Ts setup is easy once you can get the leg

[celest wigeon]

It is so hard to finish off these armored goofy npcs in abyss.

[buoyant ravine]

how the hell did bro fall down from that

[tough hollow]

strong kick to finish off a nasty combo

[fallen finch]

Shut up dumb!

[finite bough]

sent my first recording at #game-footage-🎮🎥 teach me some moves!

Why there is a cooldown of 5 mins? ;-;

[soft cape]

So people can't spam

[finite bough]

alright

[finite bough]

can you teach me some moves?

[onyx pine]

i was so close to beating the baron

[prime apex]

this game is so fun man i cant wait till this thang comes out in full

[soft cape]

I can send a picture of different guards and you can try testing them out

[onyx pine]

i hit the gap of his armor with the spear

[finite bough]

sure!

[onyx pine]

i didnt finish him T-T

[finite bough]

alrighttt lets do this

[soft cape]

my favourit is tail guard if you swing up at the right angle you can parry and slice at the same time deadly efficiant i like the ox guard cause it reminds me of obiwan from star wars and the longsword gaurd is a good way to get a feel for the range you have on the swords

[finite bough]

see the #game-footage-🎮🎥

the latest image.. sent by me..
he is hard but if you know half-swording than nothing is hard.

[finite bough]

ooo

[onyx pine]

i love this game because its frustrating but very rewarding

[finite bough]

yepp

[onyx pine]

basically a love hate relationship with this

but im looking forward to the release

what else they would put into the game and such

[soft cape]

i know crossbows are work in progress (wip)

check out the announcements and scroll up

[finite bough]

@soft cape see #game-footage-🎮🎥

[soft cape]

oh damn you were on the verge of dying right there

[finite bough]

yepp

[abstract fable]

That's so sick

[abstract fable]

HOW DO YOU DO THAT

damn

[soft cape]

that looks like it was a long setup for a beautiful suplex

[sand herald]

🥹

[soft cape]

lol hit em with the helicopter helicopter

[soft cape]

bonk bonk mudda fugga

[tender quest]

no technique here just hitting each other

[lost bison]

idk what I did to get this pose but its sick

[plain brook]

if you step into your blows you might actually be able to get past the armor

tho it is a bit overtuned in the higher tiers rn

swords are basically useless

like t3 armor i mean

[humble iris]

homesweethome

[plain brook]

speaking of basically useless

[finite bough]

HOW YOU GOT GOLDEN ARMOR?

[tender quest]

i got no issues dealing with armour, sometimes i just like to get silly with it

[finite bough]

also why great sword and blood axe is so op?

[vestal hare]

Can you use a greatsword normally? I thought it was only the militia boss that had it

[plain brook]

yeah you can half sword and get past it but you cant chop into it without a bit of luck imean

[finite bough]

you can.. i used it so much.. even in the ultimate challenge when i disarmed baron twice i used his great sword against him.. and beheaded him.

[vestal hare]

What tier is it?

[finite bough]

i think above MAA

[vestal hare]

Thanks

[tender quest]

concussive force works wonders

[plain brook]

that too i guess

when every weapons a hammer

head start looking like nails

[obsidian mica]

i just figure 8 until i hit the juicy parts

[plain brook]

i try to cut into the armor tho i also tend to stick to hammers and axes

it reminds me of the story of how knights where dealt with in wars

you would think the biggest threat in those times would be cavalry or other knights

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434697617841066156/HalfSwordUE5_2025-11-03_00-15-28_-_Trim.mp4?ex=6955bcc7&is=69546b47&hm=e72135d47481516dcd5ddf028ba18422e8cd6d9435ac3bea2a4508f59e7830c9&

[plain brook]

but actually the biggest threat was a peasant pushing you over and coming at you with a pickaxe

[plain brook]

once someone in that much armor falls over they do not get back up without help

they are like literal turtles

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/why-do-you-keep-doing-that-johnny-rose-johnny-eugene-levy-schitts-creek-gif-20769061

[finite bough]

wait 5 mins i will show you video of how strong is great sword @vestal hare

[finite bough]

yep great swords are opp

[lost bison]

I love GS

[weak osprey]

This man lost his medical license

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-hello-im-waiting-bored-gif-12851933

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-nothing-look-at-the-time-nothing-clock-nothing-ever-happens-clock-gif-4518983960573307132

[humble iris]

weave

[tender quest]

how did you delete my message too?

😮

[humble iris]

im frank's alt

i have secret abilities

[finite bough]

i already sent in #game-footage-🎮🎥 @weak osprey

[humble iris]

i meant to do that

[warm token]

How I get half sword

I mean

[humble iris]

Steam

[warm token]

Ok

Press download demo

Tech demo

[humble iris]

Yes

[warm token]

Ok

[tender quest]

and i dont feel that GS is op, i've got ALOT of practice with it

[lean niche]

🚫 technothepig._., that command is disabled in this channel.

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-praise-approve-clap-applause-gif-5931566

[mental kelp]

It’s the opposite of op it’s

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[finite bough]

felt op to me.

[tender quest]

You could do that with almost every weapon though

[weak osprey]

Greatsword to me feels like a greatsword

[tender quest]

To me it's a mace

With an edge

[humble iris]

byeah

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/byeah-yeah-jerma-jerma985-gta-gif-16194072094781404916

[obtuse idol]

Is there a way to use the scythe the second grand champion uses? It’s impractical and I want it

[sullen wedge]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lOsKnhu8aigrKciaS?invite=cr-MSxxWmwsMTk0MDc0NTM3&v=30

as requested by a friend ill post it

[soft cape]

only consistant way is in the abyss

[sullen wedge]

i was drunk lmao

[obtuse idol]

Tragic

[heavy valve]

why are you green....

[vital dagger]

lawd

[heavy valve]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-why-are-you-green-what-is-wrong-with-you-gif-774466718616765419

[finite bough]

bro just went crazy with it

[finite bough]

he will never see again.

they should add horses to the game man..

it will be more fun. ig\

[runic niche]

hey guys what do i do if my sword gets cut in half

clean kick

[steep jewel]

Dang

[runic niche]

\

tuff

[finite bough]

someone can check #game-footage-🎮🎥 and let me know what should i do?

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/mask-sexy-touch-me-choke-gif-17182310

[finite bough]

cmon gang.

support your fella half sword player.

[plain brook]

hes ded already

[finite bough]

nahhh he is alive.. he won't die.. cause i made him feel no pain.

he is a demon now

even if i behead him.. he will not feel anything

he will keep fighting

[plain brook]

I hit axe willie so hard he lifed off the ground

[finite bough]

his name is helmet head. i call him that

[plain brook]

its funny cause his helmet is kinda pointless

hes already so large its impractical to attack the head

[finite bough]

yep you can swing a long candle stick on his head and he will still faint away

[neon laurel]

damn bruce banner chill

[plain brook]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-gif-25068351

heres a clip i made to quickly display the power of the candelabra to my brother

[idle mango]

Hi, is there any way i could lock the mouse cursor to the game, i have 2 monitors and the cursor keeps going to the second monitor and crashes the game...

[gaunt saffron]

whats the best weapon for commoner if i really dont want to die

[royal dust]

use peasant and its pitchfork

[gaunt saffron]

alr

[royal dust]

they have no armor in commoner and overall its just easier to use pitchfork

even for the boss

[supple vector]

How do I get early access?

I’ve been playing demo for so long

[gaunt saffron]

can confirm. i dont think hes feeling too good rn after what i just did

[royal dust]

yeah i dont use commoner class at all i havent figured out a good strategy for it nor weapon

plus you get the lower rank bonus

and im pretty sure u can use peasant all the way to militia

[stone flare]

fellas

ea almost releases

finally

but I won't be able to play it because my computer is a goddamn potato

so I'll have to wait a bit and see videos about it

[tardy trout]

holy crap does the final challenge feel impossible

[tame thicket]

It's not gonna release on January 1st dude

[stone flare]

ik

that's why I said it almost releases

[tame thicket]

Well, it's going to be at the very least 1 or 2 months

I'd say its safer to just expect end of march to not be disappointed

But can you run the tech demo on your potato?

[tame thicket]

Yeah, it's rough, but definitely not impossible, you just need RNG to give you a decent weapon by the third or fourth wave

[tardy trout]

the weapon i want is the pitchfork.. but getting inside the range of one is freaking tough.. any other weapon and i start taking minor damage which kills me 2 or 3 guys in

[tame thicket]

Nah, the weapon you want is a billhoock, or a halberd, the fork will quickly become useless, though it does help against the second and third dudes

When the first guy spawns with a fork, something it always works for me is to wait till he does a little charge, which is easy to sidestep

imma try to clip it

[tardy trout]

i can never get past guy 2 with a clean bill of health.. so at that point 2 handed weapons become a liability

fuck this.. going back to the ladder..

[tame thicket]

Yeah second guy usually comes with a long sword, and if all you have is a couple of knives or any equaly short weapon it's tough to get past him, you need to bait and dodge really good

[tame thicket]

Nah man, keep trying, you'll get it

[tardy trout]

i'd rather have fun.. the final challenge is 100% ass

[weak osprey]

Nah man, keep trying, you’ll get it

[tame thicket]

Feels pretty good when you get a good run though

[tardy trout]

i've played the final challenge for 5+ hours and haven't made it past the first double team once..

or if i have i will have been so injured that i get insta-merc'ed by the next guy

[weak osprey]

To me any thing that takes a lot of effort to complete gives me dopamine, this final challenge is one

[tardy trout]

i felt like that with the basic ladder.. so much so that i have 57 hours in a demo..

[weak osprey]

I got 88+

nearing 100 mark

[tame thicket]

here's what I said about the little charge the dude with a fork does
, excuse the extreme poor quality, I play on a potato

see how easy it is to sidestep? you just have to wait till he does that

[weak osprey]

Same bru I play on low

[weak osprey]

to dodge is to be efficient

[tame thicket]

I'm glad, and surprised, it runs tbh

[weak osprey]

hel ye

[tame thicket]

What do you mean by 100 mark?

Psshh, nvm, play time I see, I'm close to 200

[noble forge]

saw a mobile game using half sword gameplay as their ad

https://tenor.com/view/nate-ref-referee-gif-3068290035239721900

[weak osprey]

Nice one

I got 2,000+ hours on one game bru

so crazy

[tame thicket]

Me too, M&B warband

best game ever

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-gif-1373626090718171797

Ah yes

High play time hours

[tame thicket]

granted I've had it for like 15 years now

[weak osprey]

that game I was talking bout I bought in 2021

Years of playing til today led me to many hours

[tame thicket]

Yeah, it adds up, warband I play on and off, couple hundred hours here and there

I saw a dude with like 12k hours in effen Dota once, that I can't understand

[shell bronze]

8 hours

[weak osprey]

Happy

[royal arch]

Q1 2026 in 12 hours and 16 minuts! 😌

[weak osprey]

Q1 2026

[frosty fulcrum]

Wow halfsword releases tomorrow yay

Can’t believe it

Good job fellas

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/801850310342475797/1243594904525865031/LSZEECfR.gif

[tame thicket]

Indeed, in fact they painstakingly set the release time regionally, so everyone will be able to get it at precisely 00:01 of January 1st 2026, no matter where they are

[frosty fulcrum]

Is this gore of my comfort character? (Random fella walking with red hand hoodie)

[frosty fulcrum]

It better be

Or else

Timothy will have to get involved

[vital perch]

i'm one of the cool kids now

@sleek gull

[weak osprey]

Purple mace

[vital perch]

yes

[weak osprey]

how to get purple role

[tame thicket]

I'm not sure because I don't do much discording at all, but I think it has something to do with spending money

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-burning-on-fire-gif-17932587

[tame thicket]

something to do with Nitro or somesuch

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-praise-approve-clap-applause-gif-5931566

[plain brook]

there is so many questions in this image

what have you done to full spear

[plain brook]

i will get my kiwi friend to stream it for me

[tame thicket]

Heh true

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1455504947809484952/4999B71.MP4?ex=6956499d&is=6954f81d&hm=973f3d60ce734cf32ac2206fa41915c25a53129bfb86e5fd11753189a33a2019&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1455510902148304989/4471BB1.MP4?ex=69564f29&is=6954fda9&hm=5fb120e025e77c73d0010c3cac9dcb6f04c9a1d9e844cb529ea31effac30b3af&

[weak osprey]

I ned to se

[weak mirage]

Are the parries a mod or are you just the goat

[weak osprey]

You can parry in-game

[weak mirage]

How? This is super impressive

[shell bronze]

one of the greatest

there's a lot more where those came from

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1455501719000715305/1AE4BA1.MP4?ex=6956469b&is=6954f51b&hm=3ebc4d9eeaa47a1c38de9a789ca74eb007db33bce5e8273a7c4988d153d924b2&

[tame thicket]

ask him how many hours he has in the game heh

[shell bronze]

8

[tame thicket]

suuuuuuuuure

[weak mirage]

Stop the cap

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1455115087877505217/813C3C1.MP4?ex=69563007&is=6954de87&hm=807b414bb93f7ee13ab2f7e88baf7aa315b8dd20fc9934e633b2f9c2ab41f89c&

[weak mirage]

Daaaamn

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1454357755887489066/6B9FA01.MP4?ex=695611b5&is=6954c035&hm=3b99911d99cbf76a307235d7b5720848aabcf4bc3b97734b9764dc2b842a8c2d&

[weak mirage]

Are you using alt to parry?

[tame thicket]

you hold shift and slowly move the blade to be in the way, basically

not even sure if you have to hold shift

[weak mirage]

So you slowly move it towards the attack, it rolls over the sword, and you counterattack?

[weak osprey]

ask za swordsman experts

[tame thicket]

mr Clueless will be able to give a more proper explanation

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1454040362375970998/40CE061.MP4?ex=69563b9d&is=6954ea1d&hm=d02e4009aa33b03a1fed8bef6f894ddc2c241be74c2a79b2ff469d22093dd1b9&

[shell bronze]

i never use alt unless i grab the other guy

[weak mirage]

I see

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1455117996610814005/FF9D301.MP4?ex=695632bd&is=6954e13d&hm=8a1cb76ca466dde40324893bda4d2eb3076f2b52ce697c6a4b746019621d2ef2&

[weak mirage]

I'll try this out sometime

[shell bronze]

you have to learn the way the ai swings first and foremost

[tame thicket]

There's an auto parry system in place of sorts, I don't fully understand it, but it kinda makes your weapon follow the enemies weapon a bit

[shell bronze]

then get a feel for what it takes/how to counter them outside of dodging

[tame thicket]

But does holding shift have an effect?

[weak osprey]

def ye

idk I heard its good

And recommended

[tame thicket]

yeah but definitely don't hold shift forever, it will make you tire fast

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1453591290578206876/4A414F1.MP4?ex=6955eae2&is=69549962&hm=ac5f2ee252938d71f624ecb7e3209e8237ee6d9cf538a401f2c1c24c339da23e&

[weak osprey]

As long as you don’t move as you hold shift your fine

because if you hold shift you change body stance

[shell bronze]

holding shift makes you look hunchback like 80% of the assclowns playing this game

you simply press shift to dodge and run as needed

[weak osprey]

And honestly I don’t like using shift in swordmanship

[shell bronze]

elegance is key

[tame thicket]

SO holding shift has no effect on parrying?

[weak osprey]

Imean sure it proly has some benefits but I prefer to stand straight

[shell bronze]

technically not really, the benefits are based off of the added movement you get

[tame thicket]

I see

[shell bronze]

your arms are still noodles and your structure still sucks

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[shell bronze]

this clip makes it pretty clear how i use shift

[weak osprey]

True

[shell bronze]

in short, necessary bursts that don't make me look like i have constipation

like yeah in theory you can permanently hold shift without issues

[tame thicket]

tbh That's how I use it also, I just heard shift was needed for proper parrying, and to be ultra honest I can barely parry ever

[shell bronze]

but why would i want to look hunched over when i kill people with style

[shell bronze]

my advice is to master playing without parrying first (consistent no damage runs)

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-hunchback-turn-cukurukuk-gif-15693050314819858264

[shell bronze]

then worry about blocking and parrying after that

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1454311434254028927/3438911.MP4?ex=6955e691&is=69549511&hm=f5cd7265f6327d45f06239d45998e461b774ad5b0187a79dafd8540358d9d576&

[tame thicket]

almost there! I am pretty good at baiting and dodging tho

[shell bronze]

my playstyle is for some reason not replicable by anyone as of yet

[tame thicket]

To think one could get that level of mastery with 8 hours!

[shell bronze]

people prefer to larp swordplay with their floaty windy movements that would probably get them killed irl just as much as my flashy blocks and parries

or wild swings that the ai cant defend against (yet)

"BRO I GOT SUCH A CLEAN PARRY BRO" (the swords touched at the very tip and this contact has no bearing on the actual fight)

[shell bronze]

now bait and parry

you'll feel great after the first successful deflect

[tame thicket]

Heh, basically my "parries"

well, I did manage a few good actual blocks

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1454049193696952391/3729D51.MP4?ex=695643d6&is=6954f256&hm=6a7ffd9901caf24727d260f2c1d959c3579d1250e584dea914f37dd543db8013&

[shell bronze]

gotta recognize the difference between incidental blade contact and actual parries

and after a bit you can experiment with iaido @tame thicket

[tame thicket]

My battoujutsu game is still very weak

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1452971593734164491/2A602A1.MP4?ex=69564cbe&is=6954fb3e&hm=1ca558cec7b6c9450f0b574f686622a1ce7bd317ba54ed840a215a330eef84a3&

iaido sucks anyways you only do it for ceremony/style points

a lot of weebs would kill me for saying that

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1453582701608173608/3B2F971.MP4?ex=6955e2e2&is=69549162&hm=1f608ec05e919cefb2b65e9dd683739ff3a40549130b7a0660e8e218b4a0d04f&

[plain brook]

hmm

i could play half sword or nioh

willie vs william

[plain brook]

what the the jesus disco ball

[shell bronze]

you dont fw the jolly lighting?

[plain brook]

it looks like you have the kaleidoscope version of night vision goggles how do?

[shell bronze]

dx12 lighting glitch on high+ settings

[plain brook]

interesting

so its random

guess i choose willie then

see if i can trigger this

[uncut scroll]

how do i restart to the start

[plain brook]

appdata local

[tame thicket]

press windowskey+r, copy and paste this %localappdata%\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames, hit enter

In the folder that opens there should be a file named "SG Gauntlet Progress.sav", delete that

[near crescent]

Hola

[weak osprey]

Espuma

[uncut scroll]

THANK YOUUUUUU

[tame thicket]

np 🙂

[misty copper]

Guys i have one question

[small glen]

BRO

This is the coldest it's been in fucking YEARS

I LOVE IT

[plain brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1367300163617427669/1410073228554010757/togif.gif

[shell bronze]

colder than a lizards ass

[small glen]

30s ❤️

[tame thicket]

Funny guy huh

[misty copper]

Bro I just have question

[tame thicket]

Alright, what is it?

[sleek gull]

what does that mean?

[shell bronze]

he turned purple

(red premium)

[sleek gull]

Ooooo!

[vital perch]

[shell bronze]

gonna love working in this weather

[small glen]

I know i am

I am pressure washing today

Lmfao

[tame thicket]

lucky, it hasn't been under like 83 down here.. pray you are never forced to live in a tropical place

[shell bronze]

my boy we are tropical

[small glen]

Dawg we live in Florida

💀 💀

[misty copper]

How i can go in free mode im new

[shell bronze]

florida winter kicks in right as january is around the corner

i need to practice some kata in the backyard

[small glen]

83 is like December weather

Here

[tame thicket]

Ah, you just click "Free mode", it's to the right, close to the bottom

[misty copper]

oh ok

[tame thicket]

yeah but, I mean, it hasn't been UNDER 83, including night time, it just does not go under that, it feels like an oven, 24/7

during the day it gets to 100+ easy

[small glen]

We never seen any temperature besides

72-86

And thanks to the good friend of Humidity

It feels like 103-120

God forbid its summer, which has higher UV and miserable temperatures.

So combine now 90-96 with humidity which makes it feel like 140 almost and you got yourself a skin disease deluxe

[river flare]

is the game unoptimized or my pc just terrible

[small glen]

Humidity is the op of Florida

When it's cold feels worst

When it's hot is feels 100x worst

[tame thicket]

Oh come on, no way you get 140 apparent temperature, I refuse to believe any place in the US can be worse than Brazil

[spark ice]

Juca nordestino certeza

[tame thicket]

in terms of temperature of course, brazil IS worse in every other regard I'm sure

[tame thicket]

Nem heh, SP, deus me livre nordest

[small glen]

Arizona.

Death valley.

Yk that like the us

Has the hottest place on earth

Right?

[spark ice]

kasjdkasdkjas paulista é foda

[tame thicket]

Ah, yeah of course but I mean just regular cities

[small glen]

Also i didn't say 140 temp!

I said feels like

[tame thicket]

yeah yeah, apparent temps, still, that is crazy

[small glen]

Humidity makes weather feel worst due to our lame ass human perception

Once Florida had a day with like

Very low humidity

And the 72 felt fucking liveable

Florida nice days are 60-68

[sand dirge]

c or f

[small glen]

F

[sand dirge]

ok phew

"yeah if its dry 72*C is livable"

[tame thicket]

Yeah, the region where I live is not that humid, that's the saving grace

[small glen]

Lucky

Florida is a tropical swamp, so we are the water people because of humidity

[tame thicket]

I still think we get way more heat than you, like more time in the year, we get maybe a months worth of cold weather, maybe

if that

[weak osprey]

Why did half sword appear in ad

wutdahel

[tame thicket]

F for sure, if that was C you'd be cooking alive

[small glen]

We get like

Three days.

This is our winter

[tame thicket]

I don't believe you!

[sand dirge]

its not a competition man

[tame thicket]

No you see, I like this idea that anywhere in the US is better weather than here

Well if I ever move over there I guess I'm going to montana or somethin'

[small glen]

Montana is vile

If you want cold temps

Oregon or Washington state

Montana is hot as balls

And cold as fucking hell

[tame thicket]

ooohh, yeah that is less than ideal

what about alaska?

I'm kind of a hermit type person

[small glen]

Alaska? Yeah sure

Go live there and deal with negative temps

And summer isn't good either

Just go to Washington state dawg

It's like the best state weather wise

It doesn't get brutally hot nor cold

[tame thicket]

Yeah but consider this: you get to see the aurora borealis

But it's never gonna happen anyway, I just like to dream about it, I'll keep Washington state in mind though 😛

[small glen]

I don't even think summer in Washington state barely ever breaks 79

[tame thicket]

that does sound lovely

[small glen]

Winter is 20-48

Not hella cold

[tough cairn]

its -36 c here

basically any prolonged exposure without proper protective gear is a death sentence

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/blindspot-murder-case-gif-4537124

[small glen]

Wake up M00, willie death is required for the balance for Half swordia

[shell bronze]

careful with jokes like these

[fading dirge]

what

who did they hurt

[shell bronze]

it is established that stuff about the man jeffrey is not allowed in the server

[restive barn]

aiming a bit too close to the sun here

[shell bronze]

?

[white trail]

wobba

[fading dirge]

established where...

[shell bronze]

under political and/or controversial figures

[fading dirge]

damn...

[plain geode]

are there any mods that make willie unable to give up so you have to knock him out or kill him to end the fight?

[turbid summit]

the ultimate challange fucking sucks

[sleek gull]

Without a mod, you can move the NPC damage slider all the way to the left. That should get you where you want to be

[soft osprey]

It’s a very difficult challenge, you got it champ i believe in you

✊

[sleek gull]

I regard myself as a pretty skilled player. And I have never completed the Ultiamte Challenge.

It is tough, no doubt.

[turbid summit]

its super rng based, i cant have any blood and i have to have shit graphics so the game doesn't crash

[turbid summit]

bad rng

you need the spiked spear or youre fucked

[plain geode]

i straight up cant run the ultimate challenge even on 0 gore and blood

[soft osprey]

Practice up with the rest of the weapons so it doesn’t matter what you get!
Yeah the blood thing kinda sucks but it’s not that big a deal imo

[turbid summit]

i have got to the baron like 5 times and lost, got so close to win 2 times

[soft osprey]

Ive never believed in anybody more than I believe in you right now

[turbid summit]

i mean... almost no weapon besides the spiked spear does enough blunt force damage at a range where you dont get hurt

get hit in your arms, legs or head and its GG

[modern tiger]

will half sword EA be paid or free

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[soft osprey]

Hey at some point it comes down to practice, you need to practice to get the skill to be able to gage weapon ranges properly, dodging and what not. I don’t wanna say it’s a skill issue but from what you’re saying..

[vital dagger]

both

[plain geode]

and if paid how much
i gotta prepare money

[vital dagger]

paid

[soft osprey]

Paid

[modern tiger]

oh well

[vital dagger]

imo prob 20 usd

[soft osprey]

No price set yet

[vital dagger]

15

[plain geode]

i kinda wish abyss healing was in ultimate challenge

[wanton seal]

is that people playground MJ

pfp

[vital dagger]

u can heal in abyss...?

[vital dagger]

no its not

clearly its a furry pfp

[plain geode]

i think only in the abyss gamemode and not when you get sent to it by dying in gauntlet

[turbid summit]

yes its a skill issue from me too but the challange is too unfair, they should fix the rng aspect without making it easier

the whole get the right weapon thing just slows it down

[turbid summit]

its on like 10%

[plain geode]

do willies have like a rage stat or something

spamming insult makes them get up to keep fighting more

[shell bronze]

wtf

fraud

[plain geode]

by a noticable amount

[sleek gull]

You know me. I have a very strict discipline. Long sword & No armor.

Once i'm forced out of that bubble, I fall apart lol

[turbid summit]

i think so

armoured combat is easier than unarmoured, atleast in UC

[shell bronze]

that's no good gringo, you gotta become a master of all weapons one and two handed like me

diversify

[sleek gull]

Nah, I am on my quest to be the best Long Sword user. Spread yourself out, and you become the Goodest, not the Greatest.

[shell bronze]

speak for yourself

top 3 in all categories 👅

[sleek gull]

Jordon was the greatest basketball player. But only the goodest golfer and baseball player.

[plain geode]

i ran out of insult

[shell bronze]

meaning he was great at basketball and still had a great presence outside of that

[plain geode]

im pressing g and nothing is happening except for give up

[shell bronze]

and you should do the same

[sleek gull]

"Good represetnation" outside of basketball.

[shell bronze]

being known as the greatest at one thing and still being known to be good at other stuff is a flex ngl

[sleek gull]

I'm good at other weapons, but not great. Because I put all my efforts into perfecting the longsword.

[shell bronze]

this much is obvious (you only ever post bald man in a green gambeson with a sheathed sword against commoners)

you have the actual pedigree to post an ovrdth type video labeled "WHAT 1000 HOURS OF LONGSWORD GAMEPLAY LOOKS LIKE... (HALF SWORD MASTERY)"

[sleek gull]

I have a couple clips out there from pole arms, sword and buckler, 2H mace, 2H axe, and dual axe/dual sword. But I don't take it too seriously.

[shell bronze]

i throw axes at militia bums for fun lol i get it

[sleek gull]

Thats something i've been trying to get better at. Throwing weapons still isn't something i'm great at. I have gotten better at throwing hatchets. But they don't consistently deal lethal damage yet.

Made a 6 hatchet build to practice with, lol. Its pretty funny looking

[shell bronze]

throwing weapons irl is already a bitch, now imagine doing it in a game with kbm and a dude with floppy arms

[shell bronze]

dnd berserker build

[sleek gull]

Heck yeah it is tough. At those axe throwing bars I can do pretty good, but that is because you are at a static distance. So it comes down to getting comfortable with that range. Once you do, it is pretty easy.

IRL, range varies, and it is a lot more difficult to be consistent.

[shell bronze]

combined with the fact that you kind of dont throw axes at moving targets with varying key points in a combat scenario

[sleek gull]

100% LOL!

[shell bronze]

(idk maybe some buhurt guys do it)

i shouldn't give them ideas though

[sleek gull]

Risk/Reward throwing an axe into a multi-person melee, hoping you don't hit your teammate lol

[dawn holly]

Happy new year Willie gang 🥹

[shell bronze]

the assumption is that buhurt guys can tell their teammates from their enemies

[plain geode]

oh no

recovered

[wanton seal]

yokel wars

[sleek gull]

Still winning after losing a hand feels pretty epic

[tight isle]

taking a quick rest

[void walrus]

do we know if this game will ever have a vr mode???

[tight isle]

nothign we know

[shrewd scaffold]

hopefully but we already have blade and sorcery

[vital dagger]

how he survive

[shrewd scaffold]

just aura

[weary pine]

bro the chair weapon glitched inside the ground and flung into the air at 3000mph and killed me

first and only time i will ever be killed by the damn barstool

[slow iris]

i love schmacking my willie

[fading dirge]

why are you both level 3 and 2

[frank scarab]

They talk, you get xp when you talk.

[fading dirge]

i meant roles

usually the role is replaced

[small dove]

theres a

hihihihehehe

[turbid summit]

I FUCKING DID IT

i beat the ultimate challange

[near wyvern]

Guys, how can i throw weapons? Im newbie

And how to kick

[sleek gull]

Wind up, and swing. Press E when you want to release the weapon

Space Bar to kick

[near wyvern]

Oh thank you for helping

[near wyvern]

E is slow motion?

[sleek gull]

F is slowmo

[near wyvern]

Okay

[near wyvern]

I install in itch.io, is it the full version and legit?

[near wyvern]

Nc

[errant jackal]

that''s messed up

[sleek gull]

Itch.io is an older version that is still available. But the combat is a very old version.

[humble iris]

new year eve

[near wyvern]

Oh so where should i install?

I dont have money btw

[small dove]

install the demo on steam

[sleek gull]

There is no paid version of the game atm. Only the Demo on Steam, which is free

[small dove]

it doesnt cost anything

[near wyvern]

Okay

Demo is it good and is it limit the time i play?

[errant jackal]

this game will 100% be worth it when it becomes paid though.

[errant jackal]

nope, no time limit you can play as long as you want.

[sleek gull]

Nope! I have 480 hours in the current version of the Demo on steam

[near wyvern]

What the different of demo and non demo version?

This is my last question lol

[small dove]

there is no non demo

[near wyvern]

Dayum

[near wyvern]

Oh .-.

[sleek gull]

Non-Demo will be the Early Access release, which is expected before the end of quarter 1 of 2026

[errant jackal]

me with 47 hours

[near wyvern]

Okay

[sleek gull]

And I have 400 hours in the previous Play Test lol

[near wyvern]

Thank guys for helping

Guys, can i play demo forever?

[small dove]

yes

[tight isle]

i think i got like 100 in playtest and like 385 in demo

[near wyvern]

Is it update follow by the real version?

[sleek gull]

The devs said that the Demo will still be available when EA releases. So yes, but I don't know for how long.

[errant jackal]

i wish i knew the game a lot earlier i just started since i joined the server haha

[near wyvern]

Ohh nice

[errant jackal]

you should 100% download the demo, it's really really fun.

[near wyvern]

Thank bro

[errant jackal]

call me cringe but i lowkey be shit talking the opponent

[small dove]

like irl or by spamming g

[errant jackal]

irl 😭

[small dove]

so you're like just irl saying "fuckin loser" when fighting the enemy willie..?

[errant jackal]

yes...pretty much

[small dove]

why

the back of this willie's head is gone

[errant jackal]

ever since i was a kid i would always like do commentary for myself and it's carried on to mmy young adult hood..

[errant jackal]

oh my

[errant jackal]

dude what a shot

that looked awesome

[small dove]

i scrambled the inside of his arm

[small dove]

just because sword wonky physic does not mean sword bad damage

[red totem]

Happy New Year, Halfsworders

[small dove]

I was gonna say something about turning willie into a firework but nvm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................

[errant jackal]

slept him

[plain geode]

any tips for beating sword boss with beggar?

im kinda just dying rn

[fading dirge]

sword boss?

[uncut charm]

Clean

[tender quest]

what mma move is this?

[sleek gull]

"The Kneeling Prince"

[tender quest]

i was gonna call it the squatting arm bar

[plain geode]

commoner boss
guy with the big sword

[tawdry vale]

AND DON'T COME BACK 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[shell bronze]

use an actual weapon

[plain geode]

nah

weapons are for nerds

[sleek gull]

At least, if you insist on keeping your beggar while moving up the ranks, consider using F for slow mo for brutal spin kicks

[shell bronze]

just spin kick him if you insist on beggar gameplay

[plain geode]

honestly didnt think of that

thanks

[shell bronze]

and realize that you're getting touched very sensually with militia+ bosses

[plain geode]

havent gotten there yet 😭

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1455504947809484952/4999B71.MP4?ex=6956499d&is=6954f81d&hm=973f3d60ce734cf32ac2206fa41915c25a53129bfb86e5fd11753189a33a2019&

[drifting ridge]

how much will half sword cost at release?

[gloomy lance]

happy newyear everyone

[humble iris]

estimated 20-30 usd

pretty sure

[drifting ridge]

thats not bad at all i was expecting more

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1455510902148304989/4471BB1.MP4?ex=69564f29&is=6954fda9&hm=5fb120e025e77c73d0010c3cac9dcb6f04c9a1d9e844cb529ea31effac30b3af&

100 dollars a copy because poor people dont deserve anything good

[drifting ridge]

half sword is so unique

[vital perch]

might want to change that

[drifting ridge]

why

[shell bronze]

rule and tos violation

i'd change it within the next few minutes

[drifting ridge]

ok

ill change it

[shell bronze]

thanks

[humble iris]

yuh yoh!!!

[tight isle]

yeah only a slight tos 😭

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1455117996610814005/FF9D301.MP4?ex=695632bd&is=6954e13d&hm=8a1cb76ca466dde40324893bda4d2eb3076f2b52ce697c6a4b746019621d2ef2&

[vital perch]

honestly i don't know if this one is any better @drifting ridge

[drifting ridge]

dude

im sorry

[plain geode]

how am i the winner here

[shell bronze]

edgy profile moment

[vital perch]

power of friendship

[humble iris]

yyikess!!!

[plain geode]

i feel like an argument is happening in this channel and im missing all of it

[lunar sapphire]

clue less

[vital perch]

not so family friendly bio

[shell bronze]

personally i don't see a good reason to have that as your about me but it's a step better than the initial one

[drifting ridge]

its an inside joke with one of my friends

[sleek gull]

Those are supposed to be inside, not outside ; )

[shell bronze]

which is being shown as an outside joke

[drifting ridge]

yea thats why its inside of my pfp

[lunar sapphire]

keep your inside jokes inside

[drifting ridge]

u had to click on my pfp to see it

[sleek gull]

Anything at all on the internet, is on the outside

[drifting ridge]

your right

[brittle bridge]

chatgpt wont translate what its in his bio

[vital perch]

but i will

[drifting ridge]

Ight bro

i cant have anything nice

[vital perch]

yeah 1984 right

[lunar sapphire]

youve gotten to the point where you dont trust google but trust chatgpt

wow

[shell bronze]

goodness! i can't have edgy and off-putting statements in my profile

[vital perch]

literally 1984

[sleek gull]

I googled it, and nothing but porn sites showed up lol

[vital perch]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[brittle bridge]

cuz google translate is fucking garbage ?hahaha

[sleek gull]

Yeah, that is pretty personal. I wouldn't have anything like that on the internet about me lol

[lunar sapphire]

its because your French or something

[shell bronze]

i heartily suggest changing your about me to something that isn't explicit or otherwise eyebrow-raising. final call @drifting ridge