halfsword-chat-⚔

[edgy token]

politics BLEURRGGH

[lofty lily]

yeerp

they actually had a degenerate cornball account

[subtle totem]

full release tomorrow get excited!

[cinder stone]

source or gtfo

[subtle totem]

what does gtfo mean

[fading dirge]

get the fuck out

[subtle totem]

please dont be mean to me

[fading dirge]

i wont ask again

[subtle totem]

https://tenor.com/view/shy-xiaopang-xiaopang-dog-shy-dog-side-eye-xiaopang-side-eye-dog-gif-9723632265188618238

[full swan]

gtfo

or source

i agree

[subtle totem]

why are you all so mean

[past trail]

fr?

[subtle totem]

what?

[past trail]

the full release or what were u talking about

[subtle totem]

idk, this guy said so

ask him

[past trail]

ah ok

[small glen]

@vital perch Fuck with the Szabla?

[vital perch]

nice

[small glen]

this sabre fucking sucks

But its too fun

[vital perch]

skill issue

[small glen]

it takes so much hits to kill someone 😭

[small glen]

wassup bro

i made a Szabla

[mental kelp]

Wat is that

some kinda sword

[small glen]

Polish Sabre

[forest pulsar]

hey could someone call me and give me tips?? just got the game

[hexed pasture]

uhh

thats kinda a hard question

i kinda just learned it as i went

[lavish radish]

slash

[hexed pasture]

just know

NPC's with polearms are experts

and

with armor

dont use a sword

use a mace

[lavish radish]

wishing the worst upon commoner boss

[hexed pasture]

always tourture him if you get him

[lavish radish]

once i kill him bro

how i do this

no idea

[runic karma]

Perfect parrys always sound so good

[random cloak]

Is there anyway to complete the ultimate challenge withoujt disabling blood? Game is genuinely unplayable if they arent leaking for me

[thin dust]

my legs got stuck around this guy so when i grabbed onto him and started sprinting it made me fly with him

[runic karma]

Hit so hard it made bro fly

even after hitting his shield

[ivory axle]

alguien habla español aqui pe?

[humble iris]

not really no

either wing it with blood on (and crash several times) or turn off blood for the 5-10 minutes it should take

[mighty remnant]

Is there any optimization in this game? During ultimate challenge, 4 knights rendered drops FPS by a lot

and equipments are always rendered in the ground

[humble iris]

Optimization in this game is under developed

As far as I know it wasnt the primary topic

But in EA, optimization will be improved heavily

[mighty remnant]

I hope so

eager to buy this game

[solid lichen]

when ea

i thought ea q4 2024

[mental cargo]

it got delayed to q1 2026

[solid lichen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1426554939634876487/1433386615773986846/IMG_8290.gif

[mighty remnant]

i hope that the gameplay improves

dismemberment is too frequent

and crashes

[cinder totem]

Okay so how the fuck do I beat the challenge thing

[mighty remnant]

its impossible

too many people at the same time. 3 is okay but 4

Maybe its hardware/skill issue from me

[cinder totem]

I get halfway through and it crashes or there's some fully armored asshole with a pokey stick coming to kill me

[mighty remnant]

same thing

[humble iris]

disable all blood

fatal errors happen due to a blood issue

gore can be at any level

[cinder totem]

Oh

Okay

[lavish radish]

how do i execute the commoner boss?

[ivory axle]

a

[humble iris]

pitchfork

[lavish radish]

oh fight in commoner as a peasant?

and poke from a distance

[humble iris]

Yea

Dont rush em and just use all of your range

[ivory axle]

creo que nadie habla español aqui XD

[humble iris]

Doesnt need to be a high stab

The gut ot even the leg should incapacitate him

[lavish radish]

oh okay

gracias

[humble iris]

Np

[small glen]

made a new sword

[ivory axle]

a

[ivory axle]

new sword?

[small glen]

if you can guess what this is supposed to be, you get 3 dollars

hint: its chinese

[ivory axle]

:0

[humble iris]

odachi

[small glen]

thats Japanese

😭

[humble iris]

oh

i knew rhat

i dunno chinese weapons

uhh

[humble iris]

big sword thing from china

[small glen]

its the Changdao..

you are getting stoned later

[humble iris]

I know

I was just keeping you on your toes

i knew it was the changdao

[small glen]

its balanced

[ivory axle]

a

[humble iris]

Very balanced

[small glen]

the sword has a swing speed of a dagger btw

[humble iris]

Ok unrelated can we talk about that one guy rhat posted those clip with a gun

[ivory axle]

chinese power :D

[humble iris]

Like what was that 😭

Half of me is saying its fake half of me is Interested

[small glen]

kind of hard to fake that unless its ai

[clear forge]

what tech is this??

[small glen]

but it couldn't have been ai because they were reacting accordingly

[humble iris]

ye thats what i thought when i saw it

i thought it was ai and then it just so happened to be just like the game 😭

[ivory axle]

wth?

[humble iris]

Its witchcraft i tell you

[clear forge]

idk bro

dude shat on me

[small glen]

ngl

i had to nerf the changdao a bit

made it smaller

[humble iris]

Nerf …

[ivory axle]

If they put in the crowssbow, would they use it? :D

[small glen]

I can't exaclty nerf a historically accurate sword but like

here we are

i need to know if i can make the handle longer

is that possible?

[humble iris]

dont ask me

i havent touched that thing in ages

[small glen]

smh

u so bad

[restive pewter]

I am genuinely so confused on what the hell I'm supposed to do for the man at arms boss

Bladed weapons don't work, he has too much armor
Blunt weapons don't work, he has too much armor

punching doesn't work he's wearing mf armor

[small glen]

you can honestly make like

all of these

[wanton remnant]

i only fought him once so far and got through by a really long blunt force battle

just beating eachother for 10 minutes

[restive pewter]

I'll be honest, once armor starts showing up the game starts becoming a slog to get through

It just feels like nothing works

[wanton remnant]

easier in some ways, extremly slow in others

[restive pewter]

Unless their weapon clips through your armor

It's how I just died with this guy, he managed to stab me through it

[wanton remnant]

i like haldwording their pits

historical fashion

[humble iris]

中國🤤

[hexed pasture]

just got goat sim 3

lets hope its good

[lavish radish]

it worked

any tips for militia weapon

[lavish radish]

its peak

[ivory axle]

A

[humble iris]

eh

[stuck epoch]

almost enough guns

[humble iris]

honestly from here on out its just pick what you like

[lavish radish]

alrighty

[humble iris]

@small glen he litally has the same pistol s!!

whats goin’ on here!!!

[stuck epoch]

who 👀

[humble iris]

some other guy!!!!

[stuck epoch]

my brother may test my mods

[humble iris]

thats yourbrothe r?

[small glen]

You made these?

I must fucking ask

How.

[humble iris]

WITCHCRAFT

ITS WITCHCRAFT!!!

[stuck epoch]

@chrome flame

[stuck epoch]

exactly

[humble iris]

I KNEW IT WAS WITCHCRAFT!!!!

[stuck epoch]

method when EA drops fr

[storm prairie]

call of duty devs deciding to put the bfg9000 into a historically acurate ww2 fps game

[small glen]

I am going to assume your a hardcore coder

But if you deadass made this

Good shit

Top of the top modders

[humble iris]

Ye that is sick af Icl

[stuck epoch]

tyty

[chrome flame]

fr fr Luke is the goat at coding

[humble iris]

i didnt even think it was possible to import models like that 😭

[stuck epoch]

it takes some trickery ngl

[chrome flame]

you said it was kinda easy

[lime rune]

how do i even get img perms

[humble iris]

your almost there

just talk until level 2

[lime rune]

ah okay

thank

you

very

much

aha

[small glen]

WAIT

HOLY SHIT

[humble iris]

yup

what

[small glen]

THAT'S THE GUY WHO MADE SPLITSCREEN

LMFAO

[stuck epoch]

crazy work

[lime rune]

yeo😭

[chrome flame]

ive slept luke in splitscreen

[humble iris]

YOU CAN TURN THE GUN TOWARDS YOURSELF!!

PEAK!!!!

[lime rune]

how

[stuck epoch]

possibly 💔

[lime rune]

what is that

i wanna try

[small glen]

No fucking wonder this guy name sounded familiar 💔

Luke

I am telling u rn

Apply for half sword dev team

You have talent brother

[chrome flame]

That's what im saying brooo

He just be doing it for the love of the game literally

[small glen]

But bro

He could be payed for this

[humble iris]

Doing all this work for no reward is criminal

Yeah

exactly

[chrome flame]

I've told him he should apply lol

[small glen]

Yeah but the only recognition he will likely ever fully recieve is through the splitscreen mod and the steam workshop

That's criminal

[stuck epoch]

appreciate it brotha 🙏 ngl though my only experience with unreal engine atp is half sword mods lol

[small glen]

I mean shit it seems you are good enough to add stuff that is deemed impossible lmfao

[humble iris]

Some modders here were even trying to make a gun (wasnt going so great as far as i know) and you just blew them all out of the arena like that

[lime rune]

u script?

[humble iris]

how long did it take you to even do this

[stuck epoch]

for the guns, like 4 or 5 days

[hexed pasture]

what gun mod is that

i need it

i FUCKING need it

[lime rune]

yeo dont mind me im gonna sing my abcs not to spam to lvl up or anything i promise so dont take it that way!

a!

b!

c!

d!

e!

f!

g!

who wants to join

[humble iris]

Honestly shorter than I thought it would be

[hexed pasture]

i aint even read the chat so i assume that the mod isint out

[lime rune]

hey who wants to play a game rq

answer me neow

[humble iris]

you only gain xp when you send a message every minute or smth

[lime rune]

fawk

[humble iris]

or 30 seconds idr

[chrome flame]

where

[lime rune]

yea idk but

uhhhhhhhh

wait

[chrome flame]

gun mod leak

[lime rune]

where do i uh

[lime rune]

HOLY SHIT WHERE DO I GET THIS

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[chrome flame]

You can't get it yet

[hexed pasture]

fuck

is it gonna be out in Q1 of 2026?

[small glen]

It'll be likely private for a bit

[hexed pasture]

fair

[small glen]

They did make the splitscreen mod too

[hexed pasture]

that problably took a bit

considering the physics aspect of half sword

[stuck epoch]

pretty sure as soon as Early Access is out I can release, but ofc I'd have to remake some of it to support the newer version probably

[small glen]

I am curious

If you were able to make the splitscreen mod for new releases

How would the guns work

If you and your brother had a firefight

[stuck epoch]

pretty sure Early Access will have split-screen lol, which is the reason why i can't release it for the Demo

[mighty remnant]

Just beat ultimate challenge

[stuck epoch]

but we actually haven't tried the guns in splitscreen yet

[mighty remnant]

this long spiked thing is awesome

[chrome flame]

we gotta try that

[stuck epoch]

but they should work just as well lol

[small glen]

I'd imagine it'd be buggy and stuff lmfao

[hexed pasture]

guns in halfsword

in the big

2026

[chrome flame]

Nah it's running on one PC so probably not

[stuck epoch]

the issue is one player has to play on controller, and i have no idea how well aiming would work on it

[small glen]

Oh, Luke. I saw in old pictures you were able to actually change willie playermodel.

Is that something that has to be rigged manually or like just a simple replace

[hexed pasture]

i would assume aiming is already pretty hard considering i can hardly aim blades

[small glen]

Maybe not, it appears easy tbh

[hexed pasture]

YEAH

caps

i do play schedule 1

[stuck epoch]

i had to figure out blender enough to lazily rig it to the willie skeleton

[hexed pasture]

and there is no cross hair in that game

[small glen]

Schedule 1 aiming is terrible

[small glen]

So it's manual rigging, cool

I assume gore doesn't work

And when it does it becomes stretchy

Like helldivers 2 custom models

[stuck epoch]

you can dismember it but yeah doesn't work as well and looks stretchy too

[chrome flame]

another gun mod leak

[stuck epoch]

bro just dropping all his clips rn 😭

[small glen]

Yeah figured.

If we get mod tools, we can likely do what is done in sifu

Like just simply over lap the model

Make it fit with willies

[hexed pasture]

i see there is more than just guns

[small glen]

And weight it

Then boom done

[hexed pasture]

beheading willy though

im hyped about that

[humble iris]

Oh so its like a mod menu

[small glen]

So basically.

@stuck epoch

The mod capabilities is comparable to like helldivers?

Anything and everything can be changed

It just takes a minute to find it

[chrome flame]

Yeah but he could make it into a menu for just guns

[humble iris]

I see

[stuck epoch]

kind of yeah

[small glen]

So far it seems Luke the most confident modder, as he has quite literally found a answer to everything

[hexed pasture]

will we be able to edit willy

like the guy who make wilfred

[small glen]

Now this makes me think

Could we possibly find a way to change willie voice lines

And music files

With our own

[hexed pasture]

if we have the power to do this

[small glen]

I wanna make willie have metroman voice lines or some shit

[stuck epoch]

indeed it is

[wanton remnant]

1411 when

[hexed pasture]

do guns have infinite ammo?

[stuck epoch]

rifles have 30, pistols have 8 but you can reload as much as you want

[small glen]

When you reload

Does the dropped magazine become a interactive object

Like you can grab it and throw it

[hexed pasture]

is this a sign to get into modding so i can keep really cool mods to myself

[stuck epoch]

nah but i might just do that, should be simple enough to add

[small glen]

Badass, is there a list of shit you are adding?

I checked the guild and you want to fulfill everyones dreams 😭

[hexed pasture]

wait

[stuck epoch]

not really i just add stuff as i go fr

[hexed pasture]

when full game releases there might be fire physics

flame thrower?

[small glen]

I'll throw this at you

When you get time

And get ambitious

When the ea releases

[stuck epoch]

[small glen]

Try your hand at conversion mods

Like a mod that will turn half sword into like warhammer, or star wars. Smthing like that

Ofc that's a lot of effort

But hell

That'd be peak

[neat jasper]

stars wars sounds SIIICK

[hexed pasture]

i dont really wanna ask of something to big of luke cause

that would be really hard

[small glen]

I am just asking as a "If he ever gets the option and time and drive."

Half sword is a conversion mod dream

[stuck epoch]

i considered lightsabers, that would be cool definitely although lots of effort for sure

[small glen]

Skyrim?

Fallout?

Star wars?

Warhammer?

Warhammer fantasy?

Shit there a lot of ideas for conversions

Conversion mods will make half sword a 1000000/10

[hexed pasture]

you know what rampage trainer is, Luke? for RDR and GTA?

[small glen]

Yeah, def.

If you ever do a conversion mod, i recommend you try and get other people on board

[limpid anchor]

how would fallout even work

[dusky sundial]

how do i get better at combat im always dying at the commoner stage?

[small glen]

Guns

Melees

[humble iris]

big iron

[limpid anchor]

practice and look up tutorials

[stuck epoch]

yeah 👀

[dusky sundial]

what tutorials should i be watching

[stuck epoch]

something like that would be cool for half sword, although i kind of figured half sword enhancer and the trainer mod would cover it

[hexed pasture]

yeah fair

[humble iris]

honestly those tutorials wont teach you anything

just play and practice

[small glen]

What are you things you can't rly change?

[limpid anchor]

ones that teach you how the physics work in game +the auto parry

[humble iris]

the more you play and explore, the more experienced you will get

[limpid anchor]

after that just practice

[small glen]

Teach you how to use auto parry???

Huh?

It fucks you up lmfao

[limpid anchor]

moreso just give you the knowledge of its existence

[small glen]

I have beef with it beyond belief

[limpid anchor]

idk I like it

[small glen]

I made a Polish sabre

[limpid anchor]

makes parrying easier

[small glen]

And it kept trying to auto parry a sword on my right when the sword was on the left

[humble iris]

auto-parry is a hate-love relationship

its good and awful

[small glen]

It either works or doesn't

I would prefer if we could turn it off

[stuck epoch]

you can replace any asset of the game if you wanted basically, but trying to change some of like the core logic (as opposed to adding onto it) is tough

[small glen]

The falchion can hardly parry

I don't want the game trying to fucking parry with a finesse weapon

[humble iris]

ive paried withit

[small glen]

It's annoying

[humble iris]

its not that bad

[limpid anchor]

I found that crouching before you block gives you a more stable block

[humble iris]

not the best but not the worst

[small glen]

Yeah it's a single edge

[humble iris]

this is good for parrying downward attacks

[small glen]

And the physics like to turn it around for no reason when it's swung fast

[humble iris]

i do that

[small glen]

Don't do it with the falchion...

[limpid anchor]

it works well for ones coming from the sides, it straightens the sword from what ive observed

[small glen]

So rewriting existing code is a no

[humble iris]

i usually just move my sword accordingly and sidestep

[dusky sundial]

what should my sens be on i hear ppl saying it should be low as possible?

[humble iris]

it helps some people with accuracy but you can put it to however you like it

[small glen]

I just want to turn off auto parry entirely

It fucks me over so much

[tender quest]

it would be IMPOSSIBLE to parry without it

[chrome flame]

guess i didnt need the gun

[humble iris]

are you able to pistol whip them

[stuck epoch]

you can overwrite and hook functions so you kindaa can but not really

[ivory axle]

wth?

[chrome flame]

Not yet because he tried and its glitchy

hes trying to fix it

[humble iris]

Oh alright

[small glen]

Militus, what is this?

[small glen]

Oh yeah

I learned something funny

More length and width = better and easier parrying

Thin and smaller weapons

Cannot parry for shit, get punched through. Forcing you to move away while parrying

[humble iris]

I always incorporate sidestepping in parrying

I also try to make sure it hits near the bottom of the blade considering thats where we have more leverage

[small glen]

Yeah hitting the middle is a death sentence

[humble iris]

or the top 😭

[small glen]

Which is why i said fuck it and just went towards the path of dodging

No reason to risk it

[indigo terrace]

This game runs surprisingly well on steamdeck

[hexed pasture]

my legion go s cant run halfsword

because its stupid

it hasnt learned it yet or some stupid reason'

[indigo terrace]

That would zone me out😭

I didn’t think the game would be good with controller controls but it honestly isn’t that bad

The only bad thing is the thrust attacks, they’re kinda buggy on controller

[wide cobalt]

About time I have joined this

[earnest nymph]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lNKOUqiPVs_eUZrSb?invite=cr-MSxwbXgsMjQyMTM3Mjc0&v=15

[wide cobalt]

I have too many hours on half sword

I can’t wait til it’s PVP

Or more modes

Do any of you know how we can donate to devs?

[indigo terrace]

PvP would be peak but I alr know it would make me rage

[wide cobalt]

Nah you got it dawg

[buoyant ravine]

clueless would kick your ass if you fought him in PvP

[wide cobalt]

I learned how to grapple in it (self taught I don’t do any of that YouTube nonsense)

I learned that if you get them stunned enough and go for the leg and elbow you can quite literally WWE slam somebody it’s pretty awesome

Your dpi has to be high though so you can use momentum

[indigo terrace]

I’d hope so😭 my pc barely runs the game

[buoyant ravine]

show us that shits funny

[wide cobalt]

I got you brother

I’m not on the game rn, I’m downloading Kingdom Come deliverance 2

When I am I got you

[buoyant ravine]

you on dx12 or dx11 on low graphic settings or medium?

[wide cobalt]

It’s pretty cool, kinda cheesy ngl for getting through bigger but it’s very fun

[buoyant ravine]

Medieval GTA

[wide cobalt]

Can you give me an honest review of it?

I see nothing but positive reviews but I’m nervous I won’t enjoy it

[indigo terrace]

I do medium graphics settings and I think dx11

[wide cobalt]

I struggle with slow burn games you know?

I love how half sword I can just load it up and get after it

[indigo terrace]

I have a gaming laptop so it don’t run much well

[wide cobalt]

I have a 5070ti, so my PC struggles with it as well being as I only have 12GIGS of graphics memory

[buoyant ravine]

ok first off the game is extremely hard at first but it gets easier the more you go on. i have over 50 hours on the ps5 version and its super fun. i dont know how many hours i have on the pc version but i modded it to be extremely easy for me

[buoyant ravine]

vram or ram?

[wide cobalt]

Oh that’s awesome! I didn’t know how many mods there were for it

I have 12gigs of Graphics Ram, so I’d assume VRAM? But I have 32 gigs of DDR5

[wanton remnant]

theres a dude in discord here finishing up his gun mod lol

[wide cobalt]

I typically use nexus for my mods, I love it for Helldivers and cyberpunk and ready or not

[wide cobalt]

Wait actually? Lmfao

Imagine having Spartan armor wielding an AR-15 in medieval times

[buoyant ravine]

i have over 76 active mods on the pcversion of kcd2

[wide cobalt]

Fuck that lemme be a Roman centurion

[wide cobalt]

That’s incredible😭

[wanton remnant]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[buoyant ravine]

ok your good then. i have 8gb of vram and 32 gb of ram

[wide cobalt]

Dude actually though remind me so I can show you the cool ass wwe take down

[buoyant ravine]

my pc can barely handle doom eternal with ray tracing XD rtx 4060 btw

[small glen]

chat

should i make the Polish sabre a mod?

[wide cobalt]

It’s hit or miss as half sword usually is. But generally if you get them stunned and they cover their face, you can go for the DOMINANT, leg. I say that as important as possible, DOMINANT LEG, and then whatever arm is closest to you when covering their face, if you grab that leg, grab that arm, and then use squeeze both mouse triggers to look up, then let go so your dpi/momentum works for you, they should lift up slightly, you then push the mouse buttons again and look towards the sky once more, you should have them at chest height. Then you can slam them downwards mixing your combo of pressing buttons and releasing and it should slam them. Super rewarding if it works

[ivory axle]

de casualidad alguien aqui habla español?

[wide cobalt]

Sorry for long text

[wide cobalt]

LMFAO

Air that bitch out OG

[ivory axle]

efectivamente nadie habla español aqui pe XD

[buoyant ravine]

"Your reflexes are so trash bro like actual tra- gets fucking decimated"

[wide cobalt]

No literally 😭

Bro pulled out a Draco on him

[buoyant ravine]

man got warned to not say that shit again and what did he do?

[wide cobalt]

Fucked around and found out 👨🏻‍🦯

You irl military bro?

[buoyant ravine]

my father was in the air force

[wide cobalt]

Word

[buoyant ravine]

i love how the knight doubled down like that and he learned his lesson the hard way

[wide cobalt]

I’m boutta make these mozzarella sticks so lemme holler at you once I get these bitches golden brown

[buoyant ravine]

i cant spell for shit i type way too fast

[wide cobalt]

Stood on business even if he died so I respect it

Did you see that video Kentucky ballistics or one of those guys did of firearms vs medieval armor

Pretty sick ngl

I hope one day we get standardized faceplates and Kevlar plate armor bro

[buoyant ravine]

Googoo Gaga Motherfucker

[hexed pasture]

luke is honestly goated

also

which fallout is that?

[buoyant ravine]

Fallout 3

[topaz heron]

whats the inventory for?

[muted granite]

i gave him high damage and lower damage for me bro am i cooked

[small glen]

No enhancer btw 😭

[small glen]

i made a kunai that hardly works

[topaz heron]

does it work?

[small glen]

it works

[topaz heron]

how do i put my swords in the inv then?

[small glen]

hold e or q

[indigo terrace]

How is a demo for a game my most played game on steam😭 I’m never gonna stop playing when full release comes

[muted granite]

oh tuff

^_^

[topaz heron]

I tried it is it bc of the weapons or sum?

[small glen]

should we give her a name

the kunai a female now

[muted granite]

LMAO

its cool

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lNLAM4bVoWTExjdza?invite=cr-MSxuYlUsMjg5NDczNTg3&v=17

[small glen]

Oh wait

should i color it

if so what color

[muted granite]

no idea

uhh

if u can make it random like how you can get random coloured clothing

that may B too hard just do like grey or somethin sobzidk

[small glen]

grey is just the basic color

white and grey is just the basic steel color

i can do like

a very ugly color

[muted granite]

purple 🤔

[small glen]

i mean sure

neon purple?

[muted granite]

sure ye

since its like rlly op lolo

[small glen]

oh no this thing is horrendous

it can only attack up

it can't swing

[muted granite]

oh LOLO

[small glen]

and whenever i sheathe it

its incredibly loud, and it launches me whenever i unsheathe it

[muted granite]

LOOL

its peak 🥹

[small glen]

calling this weapon "The Kunai on roids."

[muted granite]

i deadass died from that one punch

meanest jab in the arena 🥹

[small glen]

K.O 🔥

[muted granite]

i got a clip of it

:sob

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lNLLYWeaCUYcaXpHP?invite=cr-MSxLakksMjg5NDczNTg3&v=9

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-paul-gif-24186886

[muted granite]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-paul-anthony-joshua-ufc-fighting-boxing-gif-15638776656971534826

[shrewd cape]

Wish when my guy went to grab Willie it’s not like he’s gripping a oily sausage that wants to squirm away

Swear the grab isn’t even useful

[muted granite]

lmaoo

some people use it really well

[shrewd cape]

Yeah I don’t get it

When I grab someone it’s like im grabbing a bar of soap made of olive oil and Vaseline

Can’t hold on for more than a second and a half

Mind you im using enhancer mod with grip strength up

[muted granite]

LOL

kick + backhand of doom

[muted granite]

you just gotta find the right spots ig

[shrewd cape]

I did this a few minutes ago but I feel it was just luck

[hollow yoke]

i just realize, two days untill 2026 i think

[shrewd cape]

Only time grab has worked deadass

[twilit lichen]

why does this game run so poorly

[shrewd cape]

Bad computer?

[twilit lichen]

32gb ram, rtx 5070

[shrewd cape]

Idk what to say im on the rog ally and it runs smooth 60 fps high settings

Maybe try dx11

[twilit lichen]

does that help?

[shrewd cape]

Yes

[shrewd cape]

What the fuck is this

The map

And the circle of light

W swordplay

[twilit lichen]

okay now it looks worse and runs the same

[grave pier]

Universal unreal engine 5 unlocker

[shrewd cape]

Yeah ur pc might be shitting itself

[twilit lichen]

ugh

[shrewd cape]

I have far worse specs than you and am running it just fine

[muted granite]

why the fuh is he js clip farming

no guard up

[twilit lichen]

there is no lag when time is slowed

[shrewd cape]

What’s ur resolution

[humble iris]

oh my

[shrewd cape]

Try 1080p or 1440 if you’re on 4k

[twilit lichen]

3840x2160

ah

[humble iris]

i have never seen anyone get killed on the spot like that from fist fighting

[shrewd cape]

Yeah that’s why

Try 1440

Or 1080

And swap back to dx12 if you don’t like how dx11 does, your pc can run dx12

[twilit lichen]

i assume

with my specs

it can

[shrewd cape]

Yeah

But 4k is a lot

For any graphics card

[muted granite]

😭

the flash after js to top it all off

[twilit lichen]

running 4k is why i bought the 5070

[shrewd cape]

Not on an unreal game….

Lol

[buoyant ravine]

I barely even touched you

[humble iris]

I actually dont think i’ve seen anyone get knocked out either

[rapid elk]

my game keeps crashing and i always played with the graphics on epic but not even on the low i can play 5 min without crashing, any ideias what can it be?

[shrewd cape]

You have the trainer mod?

[twilit lichen]

specs?

[steady ice]

who wanna watch me torture a willie

[rapid elk]

no

[steady ice]

ive been boxing him for so long

[shrewd cape]

Turn blood down

It’s a known issue

Cause of crashing

[humble iris]

big metal sharp thing hurts people’s chest

[rapid elk]

what is that? im portuguese so i dont know that good

[rapid elk]

ok i will try thanks

[shrewd cape]

What kind of computer do you have

[twilit lichen]

your pc parts

[steady ice]

i'll be in vc if anyone wants to see willie boxing

i'll be on mute tho

[rapid elk]

i have an gtx 1660

[twilit lichen]

OMG

thats why

also TYSM NOVA

[rapid elk]

i play spider man ang gow on this pc i dont think thats the problem

[muted granite]

i set damage low for me and high for the npc 😔

[shrewd cape]

What was it

The 4k

[twilit lichen]

yeah

[muted granite]

like i deal less he deals more

D:

[shrewd cape]

This game is more intensive than both those combined

It’s an unreal engine game

[buoyant ravine]

how the fuck did he not die from that instantly!?

[shrewd cape]

W

If you have problems in other games try that before lowering graphics

[twilit lichen]

yeahhh

[rapid elk]

i think it was bc of the blood i aint crashing no more thanks guys

[shrewd cape]

W

[muted granite]

this fight never ends sigh

[shrewd cape]

Was it in the final challenge you’re crashing?

[rapid elk]

yes

[shrewd cape]

Yeah that mode crashes a lot because of the blood and amount of bodies that get destroyed

I had to speedrun it so I didn’t crash

[rapid elk]

any tips on how to kill the ultimate champion? ive been triyng mas that armour is so hard to get trough

[shrewd cape]

Uhhh

[rapid elk]

ohh ok i get it

[shrewd cape]

Push him against the wall.
Big stick to the head.
Knock him over by kicking a lot.

His weapon isn’t sharp so you don’t need a shit ton of armor just try to stay on top of him

Once he’s knocked over lay your weapon on his neck and he will give up

[rapid elk]

ok thanks man

[shrewd cape]

Yup yup good luck

[rapid elk]

i will try if i get i will send a screen shot

[muted granite]

i got a few clips of me weaving 🤔

somehow in Half sword of all games...

:Por i js suck idk

[shrewd cape]

Bet

[shrewd cape]

Have you played blood knuckle boxing

It’s pretty good

[muted granite]

oh nop

whats that?

[small glen]

parrying with the shit ass Kunai

[muted granite]

woahh

[shrewd cape]

It’s a physics based boxing game

[muted granite]

thats actually really clean what the guh

[steady ice]

i've been torturing this willie

[cinder stone]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2613950/Bloody_Knuckles_Street_Boxing/ this?

Steam

Bloody Knuckles Street Boxing

Bloody Knuckles Street Boxing is a physics based boxing game made by a long time boxing enthusiast who also enjoys gritty fighting games. It's time to put your boxing IQ to the test.... IN THE STREETS!

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Price

$7.49

Recommendations

157

[shrewd cape]

Holy shit

[shrewd cape]

Yes this

Solo dev team im pre sure

[small glen]

at least its not this willie

[muted granite]

ohh dang thats cool

[upper urchin]

get some clothes

[muted granite]

yeeouch

[shrewd cape]

Yeah the ragdoll kinda like half sword

Calm little project

[steady ice]

idk he might be downright enjoying it

[small glen]

maybe

[steady ice]

how did bro get stuck like that

he hitting the "daddy im stuck"

[small glen]

the kunai from hell

[steady ice]

i see u do it often

or did u get so happen to be recording

[small glen]

wdym

I clip every match

[steady ice]

ah i see

either why u have very good finger skills

[muted granite]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lNMkyAUquRJs21w06?invite=cr-MSxZdWYsMjg5NDczNTg3&v=22

[humble iris]

finger skills is one way to call it 😭

[muted granite]

woa nice

[humble iris]

Thank you !!!

[muted granite]

yw!1

[humble iris]

the weaves

[muted granite]

yeouchh

[small glen]

wot

[humble iris]

gave him just a teensy weensy knick

[small glen]

well like

i did hema, I have a fairly fast reaction speed ig and uh yeah

not rly fingers

[humble iris]

where are your pants

[small glen]

just brain power

[small glen]

fell off

stolen even

[humble iris]

Oh so those were the pants i found this morning

[supple ember]

@timber topaz Is doing a interview with SparkNDarker on TikTok if anyone wants to stop by!

https://www.tiktok.com/@sparkndarker/live?enter_from_merge=pc_share&enter_method=pc_share&is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

[buoyant ravine]

brodie pulled a goddamn combo on me

[small glen]

yeah

[humble iris]

Well I’m keeping them

[small glen]

why

[humble iris]

they fit nicely

[regal tundra]

How do i get image perms 🤔

[small glen]

do my taxes

[humble iris]

Talk

[shrewd cape]

Halfswords made me realize how scary a fight with a trained knight could be

[regal tundra]

Never

[regal tundra]

Big stick with a blade on top

[feral dirge]

talking and being active=levels=image perms

[humble iris]

a fight against a knight ends with 2 sweat men on thefloor

[signal wedge]

Green FART

[humble iris]

wrestling

[brittle iris]

wait until you play halfsword irl

[regal tundra]

What level do you need to be

[shrewd cape]

One wrong move or step and your swallowing a thick warm liquid that taste suspiciously like iron

[regal tundra]

😱

[humble iris]

i dont fart!

[feral dirge]

2 or 3 idk

[humble iris]

thats… bad..

[regal tundra]

🤨

[feral dirge]

blood?

[buoyant ravine]

fucking phsyics just screwed up my clips

[brittle iris]

you lost me there

[shrewd cape]

What else

Soda?

[feral dirge]

thats it ig

[small glen]

I love how i shoved my ass in that willie face 🔥

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-meme-gif-25909494

[regal tundra]

Bro

[cinder stone]

lol

[shrewd cape]

Imagine you get thrown into a fight in the medieval times and you slip up and get turned into a memory

[pseudo otter]

⭐

[humble iris]

weve lost the plot

[buoyant ravine]

that is oddly specific 🤨

[shrewd cape]

You can’t lose the plot with half sword

[shrewd cape]

Not really people died in fights with knights

Half sword just shows how fast it can happen

[buoyant ravine]

i dont think blood tastes like iron though...

[shrewd cape]

Uh ok

[buoyant ravine]

also im pretty sure the death sounds are called death rattles

[humble iris]

the fights you see with knights in HS isnt really close to what it was like back then

[shrewd cape]

Idk my blood taste like iron

[small glen]

Every fucking country ever: putting sharp piece at the end of a spear is very strong

china: Spear sword, go.

[humble iris]

you would usually like

be wrestling on the floor with rondels

[buoyant ravine]

blood tastes more like nickel and salt

[shrewd cape]

I’ve never put those two things in my mouth before

At the same time

[humble iris]

if your blood tastes like salt then I think we have a problem

[shrewd cape]

Every time I’ve lost a tooth or cut my lip my bloods tasted like watered down water and iron

[small glen]

you wanna taste my Changdao

[buoyant ravine]

grab a nickel or a quarter and add a very little amount of salt to it and lick it and trust me man ive tasted my own blood before and its kinda salty

[small glen]

its steel

taste like china

[humble iris]

不是

[shrewd cape]

I’m sure we all have lol

[humble iris]

不是不是不是

[shrewd cape]

Everyone loses their baby teeth

[small glen]

yes

yk what

i am using the changdao now

thanks Goober

[humble iris]

No

[buoyant ravine]

i oddly like the taste of coins

[shrewd cape]

I’ll do that later tho

[small glen]

what chinese song should i blast

[wide cobalt]

Bruh lmao

[shrewd cape]

I gotchu hold on

[buoyant ravine]

Yen by Slipknot

[wide cobalt]

5070 is not the most ideal for 4k unless you are using RTX Framge gen

[buoyant ravine]

may not be chinese but its like a chinese song

except its nu metal

[wide cobalt]

I have a 5070ti and even I cant run 4k games at more than 120 without frame gen. This game doesnt support that, we also only have 12 gigs of Graphics card ram.

[humble iris]

i love china

china is the greated

greatest

[buoyant ravine]

who the hell still uses 4k in 2025? its 1080p but 1% better quality. 1080p is way better because it barely hits performance meanwhile 4k is just a performance eater

[humble iris]

glory to china 🇲🇳

[elfin finch]

nothing quite like cracking a cold one and beating your willie

[shrewd cape]

Stacks from all side by skai is your god

Is fire asf

Blueprint surpreme too

[buoyant ravine]

you fool thats the mongolia flag

[humble iris]

what do you mean

Thats literally china

i think i know my flags

especially of my glorious china

[humble iris]

Wikipedia is unreliable

[shrewd cape]

True

[humble iris]

Thats still from wikipedia

Unreliable Btw

[shrewd cape]

True

[buoyant ravine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1452095878193086604/ezgif-325e03e55d9d1973.gif

[humble iris]

This proves im correct

Glory to China 🇲🇳

[buoyant ravine]

im the yellow shirt guy your the blue hair guy @humble iris

[small glen]

Changdao fucks

[humble iris]

Im colorblind for those colors

[shrewd cape]

Is your sword long enough?

I wanna get samurai mods

[humble iris]

I see black and white for those colors

[small glen]

its actually not

this is a Changdao

[shrewd cape]

Is that you

[small glen]

no

[shrewd cape]

Lore accurate

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-no-no-way-rick-and-morty-rick-gif-18097442

[small glen]

this is my Changdao (half sword changdao ig)

[humble iris]

Yes

[shrewd cape]

Yeah definitely accurate

[buoyant ravine]

longer katana with a ring on the grip

[small glen]

this isn't a katana

[humble iris]

I heavily dislike your Changdao 😡

[small glen]

a changdao is actually considered a type of sabre in china iirc

[humble iris]

maybe even HATE your Changdao

[buoyant ravine]

im saying its like a katana except its really long and it has a ring on the grip

[small glen]

because a changdao is a spear/saber

[buoyant ravine]

but also one handed... thats a problem. your character was struggling to swing that thing accurately

[small glen]

wdym

[buoyant ravine]

the way the grip is shaped. its meant for one handed it looks. only room for one hand

[humble iris]

(He holds it with 2 hands Btw)

[small glen]

yeah exactly

[buoyant ravine]

buddy i fucking noticed that but in real life that grip is way too small for two handed use

[humble iris]

clearly not

you could comfortably fit 2 hands on that handle

[buoyant ravine]

the halfsword version is one handed use

[humble iris]

thats only because he couldnt change the handle!!!!

[lusty osprey]

you got comically large hands bro?

[humble iris]

its still 2 handed because… he holds it with…

2 HANDS!!!

[small glen]

also this sword is hella accurate

even with one hand or two

[lime rune]

if anyone was wondering if you stab a weapon through someone and hammer it into them with another weapon it slowly kills them

[buoyant ravine]

alright goddamn bro i get it stop kicking my ass over it i learned my lesson

[small glen]

idk why you're trying to like correct me over a weapon i made and tested 😭

[buoyant ravine]

buddy just let it go stop kicking me over it alright its over

[small glen]

you want that sabre too?

[humble iris]

Its fine

[small glen]

just the kunai from hell?

[humble iris]

yeah sure

[small glen]

bet

[humble iris]

just send me the json in my dms and ill do my thing when I’m back home on tuesday

[shrewd cape]

Is there a way to turn off the RNG for grabbing

With a debug menu or something

I just wanna grapple without my Willie being a jackass and letting go every time

[small glen]

Polish sabre ❤️

[shrewd cape]

How do you one hand things so well

Is it the weapon

My Willie wants to act drunk when I one hand swords

[small glen]

wdym

[shrewd cape]

You’re so accurate when one handing, when I do it, it’s like my sword is rubber banding left and right because it’s so heavy

[small glen]

practice

a lot of it

[shrewd cape]

Ic

I wanna practice grappling but feel it’s useless bc it’s all luck based

Wish their was a way to turn off the grab rng

[chrome flame]

you can pistol whip them now 😎

[small glen]

That's an arming sword, yeah?

[slender beacon]

How do I start a new sve

[frail tendon]

with the clip i just sent #game-footage-🎮🎥 message, has anyone mastered the art of throwing yet??

[lost rover]

New info: out of all the maces the weird 4 angle thing does the most damage

And the spiky mace does the most cutting damage

[humble iris]

yeah!!!

[humble iris]

thats a rapier

[small glen]

It was originally an arming sword

Wanna know how i know this?

Because even with that thin ass blade it can still parry perfectly fine lmfao

[humble iris]

i didnt makeit so i got no idea about it’s modules and values and whTnot

[snow gulch]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lNO4OktFSYKyzONLQ?invite=cr-MSxLcXIsMjAxMTg5NTU3&v=30 i really need to learn to get inside against polearms better again, but it was a pretty fun fight

[stable rivet]

What is Half Sword Gauntlet?

[supple ember]

The mode where you fight the bosses.

[signal wedge]

well well well if it isnt sourdough bread boy

[true wind]

Daily reminder that UC is trash. Delete it from the game. It's not only unfun unbalanced shit, it also crashes the game and locks gauntlet mode unless you manually delete the save from the game files. Wouldn't pay .50c for this game.

[flat flint]

HOW OPEN PHOTO MODE

[white trail]

wobba

[shrewd cape]

N or p

Realized that looked wrong

😭

I think it’s n I can’t remember

[plain brook]

best my thows will eve get

[weak osprey]

C

[shrewd cape]

Ah I was thinking of cyberpunk lol

[night juniper]

any of yall know what the gun mod is called

[hexed pasture]

its not out

sad i know

i want it too

[night juniper]

i saw a guy in game footage use it

[hexed pasture]

yeah

he is making the mod

[night juniper]

oh that makes more sense

i immediately went to nexus mod to check it out

[humble iris]

do i smell….

skill…skill….

skill issues?

[signal wedge]

Probably your own fart green FART

[plain brook]

new keyboard who dis

i can now say words with a hard r again

but its a cheap one so i am not great a typing yet

[weak osprey]

who cares man, its still fun

[humble iris]

this isFALSE!!

[plain brook]

where is willie

where is willie from i mean

like the name

[humble iris]

From his parents

his parents thought hard about naming him

[weak osprey]

Best they named him is willie

Now he’s famous

[humble iris]

his parents made the right choice

[plain brook]

i love blocking the return stroke

it makes my willie happy

[fair turtle]

What does center crosshair even do

when i enable it theres no center crosshair (which would REALLY help btw)

[humble iris]

nothing

[mental dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1094045957991178402/1196836634742767676/IMG-20231026-WA0004.gif

[soft cape]

aw i missed the bass drop

[white trail]

wobba

[weak osprey]

Willie’s huge lump of metal

Jus gave the baron the dragon slayer

[merry storm]

Sort of sub par, what key strategy are you using

[white trail]

wobba

[vital kiln]

🤓

[amber jungle]

GUYS GUYS IM IN THE UHH BOSSFIGHT

FINAL BOSSFIGHT

WHAT DO I DO

I SEE THE GOLD MAN

[plain brook]

legs

behind legs is his weakness

[amber jungle]

but how my camera locks to his front

[plain brook]

axe is good halfs sword too

reach around

~~just ask ur dad how ~~

[amber jungle]

my dad is at work

[plain brook]

hes also pretty bad at close range

get down at crotch level

[amber jungle]

ohh just like the grete champion

[plain brook]

like ur dad

[amber jungle]

yes

my dad beats me when hes drunk so i just grab a bottle and smash his head with it

im joking

[plain brook]

perfect now do that but to goldie's leg (1 2 or 3)

[merry storm]

Is there a simulator game for this?

[plain brook]

half sword

[merry storm]

Is bayou’s dad in the half sword?

[amber jungle]

willie is me grete champion is my dad

[plain brook]

now i want a whiskey bottle in half sword

[sand herald]

Incredible

[amber jungle]

HES BULLYING ME

[merry storm]

Minor flesh wound, get back in the arena

[amber jungle]

i died