halfsword-chat-⚔

[humble iris]

I am no elf

im a goober

[tight isle]

would kicking to gain height not be ideal or too unreliable/ adds too much unpredictability with the willie ur carrying

[tame thicket]

yeah, still you'll find morons in the steam forums going "heerrp a deerp YoU JUsT FLAiL AroUnd!! shiEt GAEM"

[solemn fossil]

Gooberkings brutal helper

[round stone]

Weird way to block the sword but ok

[humble iris]

ive seen this happen before

it could work if they are slipping off or just not getting enough height

[humble iris]

I havent tried this that much though so I can’t have much of a say

[solemn fossil]

Bro you fucked him up

✌️😎👍 nice job

[round stone]

Damn, I got hit bad

[peak fjord]

thousand yard stare

[round stone]

How about this one?

Maybe I overreacted on him

[tight isle]

bros going

[round stone]

I JUST TRIED TO HOLD HIS HEAD WTF

[tight isle]

classic mistake

[round stone]

ASJKGNAKSNG

[tight isle]

u cannot escape me

[round stone]

Jesus christ this game is brutal

[round stone]

Nice landing

[humble iris]

If you fell just a bit farther

you wouldve died

[tame thicket]

What, you mean to tell me you had never sliced someone's face off before?

[humble iris]

your a very lucky person

[tight isle]

im built diff

[humble iris]

the fence spares you

[tight isle]

im a master of this

[humble iris]

professional fence hopping

[edgy current]

does anyone else get stuck at the gore menu in half sword? I have tried to fix it but it doesn't work. Can somebody please help me

[round stone]

ankle grab

[tame thicket]

Did you try deleting the appdata folder and then checking files for integrity?

[wanton remnant]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1451659346206265537

[edgy current]

thank you

[bold jacinth]

OK tspmo. i cant get my hand around the back

ive been trying for 10 minutes

[tight isle]

its veri hard

[pale thorn]

👋

[supple ember]

What bone did I even break here lol?

[tight isle]

his nock

[soft osprey]

The audacity to send scam links, while playing black ops

Mf is a real person

[round stone]

Bro has half a mouth and must scream

[storm prairie]

why dont militaries use ar500 steel armets

[stark marlin]

this game is some buns

i get my body chopped off when my opponent doesnt wind up or anything

last time i checked ur bones and organs dont get chopped up when ur right next to the blade meaning they have no time to windup

[soft osprey]

How dare you. We only praise halfsword as a perfect game with absolutely no issues

[stark marlin]

??

is this sarcasm or something

bro

[soft osprey]

Yes, bro

[tight isle]

yeah half sword is a perfect game with no issues and runs at 100 fps

[soft osprey]

That’s what we call a joke

[stark marlin]

i didnt find it funny at all

mayb try making better jokes next time ?

[tight isle]

skill issue

go back to bluesky

[stark marlin]

and try fixing game too

whats bluesky

and dont talk to me

i dont like u

[soft osprey]

I think Youre a bit worked up over nothing

It was a joke

Stop being hostile

[tight isle]

ah u mad

[stark marlin]

??

how am i being hostile

jus fix game bru

[soft osprey]

“Stop being hostile”

[stark marlin]

why does my perfect hooks and perfect uppercuts do nothing

but when npc spams me i get knocked out

[tight isle]

the mf saw christmas was over and had to get on the naughty list

[soft osprey]

Youre playing a pre alpha build, nothings gonna be perfect

[tight isle]

okay thats actually a skill issue

[stark marlin]

??

bro

[soft osprey]

“Youre playing a pre alpha build, nothings gonna be perfect”

[stark marlin]

i dont think it takes much effort to build in actual defense

and good crouching

[tight isle]

u think if u say it again he'll get it this time

[stark marlin]

and stuff like dodging and rolling

like bro

[soft osprey]

Okay I get it Youre trolling, my bad

[tight isle]

rolling LMFAO

[stark marlin]

?????

im not trolling

[stark marlin]

kid

not rolling rolling

[soft osprey]

#rules please

[stark marlin]

like when u in place

and then u roll ur head

to dodge a punch

[stark marlin]

?

what that

bro

i didnt do anythinf against rules

lol

[humble iris]

you might need to read it out three times

[stark marlin]

🤣 🤦‍♂️

[humble iris]

third time is the charm

[stark marlin]

?????????

[ember zephyr]

is this another dimension?

[humble iris]

im not talking to you im talking to grey

[stark marlin]

im not familiar with this phrase

[ember zephyr]

the white barrier possibly like a gateway out of the abyss

[stark marlin]

?????

hug

lol

[stark marlin]

huh

[soft osprey]

Bro ive been doing this for a while, your statements are very obviously trolling

[tight isle]

mb i didnt think about dedicated muhammed ali dodge duck dive dodge button

[stark marlin]

im not trollin

maybe fix gauntlet mode

[humble iris]

clip farm…. 1/10….

[stark marlin]

i literally cant play it

[stark marlin]

how is that dedicated

[tight isle]

have u tried pressing play

[stark marlin]

its a simple mechanic lol

[stark marlin]

ye

[soft osprey]

Okay I’ll get on fixing it

[stark marlin]

???

[stark marlin]

ok

and hurry it up

[soft osprey]

Stop putting so many question marks 😭

[tight isle]

greyfaced is the lead dev actually

he gave me EA key

[stark marlin]

??? bro?

[stark marlin]

whats ea key

[humble iris]

Me too

I get full game access in 5 days from grey

[stark marlin]

?

[tight isle]

i am the crossbow

[stark marlin]

game is in demo

bro

[tight isle]

yeah

for you..

[stark marlin]

no one would ever give u full access

[humble iris]

But he will in 5 days

[tight isle]

im actually universally loved and not a random here

totally

[humble iris]

This is so true

[stark marlin]

no?

maybe try to fix the game

instead of say stuff like this to me

[tight isle]

mb ill get on it daddy

[stark marlin]

weird ass kid

bozo bru

[humble iris]

ill make a separate game for you to play

and only you

[tight isle]

no older than 15 u are

[cloud yew]

kiss already

the tension is smothering me

[humble iris]

😰

[ember zephyr]

have yall got a favourite npc

[soft osprey]

Willie

[small dove]

@soft osprey

[cloud yew]

i think willie is my favorite

[soft osprey]

Is this a threat

[tight isle]

sorry my lips are saved for my pookie

[cloud yew]

real spiel. my pookie is out of town i'm foaming out the mouth

[tight isle]

gonna finally figure out that json editing thing

i need my damn loadout and the game doesnt give me my god damn green gambison

[humble iris]

the color editing is really easy imo

use the ctrl-f search function to find the article of clothing you want to change

much more convenient

[cloud yew]

i scratching at the neck for this update it could be nothing but performance improvements and i'd celebrate

[tight isle]

well (hopefully) it seems to be A LOT more than that

imagine performance just tanks even harder

the biggest problem seems to be blood taking up so much idk how they'd get that down

[humble iris]

They are revamping blood and gote

gore

with better optimization

so performance will be way better

and hopefully little to no fatal errors

[ember zephyr]

half-sword is a simulation powering a machine?
below the "alive" map is a white cube, with the colour white symbolising enlightement, purity and "new begininnings" according to bing. cubes are often associated with grounding energy in cultures due to the six perpendicular, equal sides and regular shape, symbolising stability. so the cube produces is an energy source?
in the "dead" map, AKA abyss, under the map is a white square border running around the map. this made me infer that the abyss could potentially be inside this white cube in the main map
but how could this be?
the character lying down is longer than the surface of the cube, leading me to believe that this cube is an einsten rosen bridge connecting the overworld to an abyss, with the deaths of every willie inside the abyss creating energy
this is why every NPC is a willie, they are all clones of one another created by an "architect" who intends to have an infinite energy source potentially powering up a machine or a project?

[wanton remnant]

bait or high?

[soft osprey]

Great theory

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[glacial warren]

How do I reset my progress?

[soft osprey]

I gotcha

[ember zephyr]

what happens when u beat baron

[soft osprey]

When you beat the gauntlet and ultimate challenge you unlock the baron in free play

[ember zephyr]

i cant get past veteran

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/practice-makes-perfect-calvin-payne-house-of-payne-s10-e4-the-more-you-practice-the-better-you-get-gif-3943058559862343506

[storm prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-14747120802408433580

where is the news

its nerly new years

[merry storm]

Half swords great, but when are we going to space?

[storm prairie]

half swords great, but when do we get full sword?

[lime rune]

game gets to a point where no more technique and just str8 violence 💔 https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lNgo2Ra0KFasjvNiR?invite=cr-MSxQZFksMzgxODc3Nzg1&v=15

[lime rune]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lNgng29HMjZsWvFs8?invite=cr-MSxDUVIsMzgxODc3Nzg1&v=15

[smoky crest]

will the full release have pvp?

[cosmic bramble]

i hope so

i hope they add vc as well

[lime rune]

ngl this would be funny asf

wait imagine large scale halfsword fights

holy shit

chivalry but halfsword combat

that would be hilarious

just there would have to be little to no armor

would lag out the game

[cosmic bramble]

yeah

it would be awesome

[lime rune]

proximity chat large scale halfsword battle

honsetly

i would play that all day

[shell hemlock]

guys its my friend who fell🤣

[lime rune]

ngl id be annoyed asf by this

its funny tho

cuz its not happening to me

[cosmic bramble]

same

[lime rune]

itd be better than chiv tbh because everyone is so fragile and u have much more control

instead of unrealistic eating 10 hits to the face with an axe

[smoky crest]

imagine the frame rate

im getting semi decent fps until i get more armoured guys with max gore
then it dips to the 50s

[lime rune]

yeah thats why i said no armor

[smoky crest]

didnt see

fair enough

i mean if they somehow manage to optimize the game further

[lime rune]

just letting you know i did dw im not that kind of person

[lime rune]

ofc

[smoky crest]

imagine something like bannerlord with the physics of half sword

that would be one goated game

[lime rune]

frfr i just got bannerlord a few days ago its so fun

[cosmic bramble]

i thought if i make my game First person it was going to be like kingdom come deliverance

gameplay

[lime rune]

first person is better with higher fov

try it

[humble iris]

EA (early access) with have local multiplayer / steam remote play

[cosmic bramble]

i can't see anything in armor

literally died from hitting the walls and stumbling

[lime rune]

true thats why i stick to playing civilian with swordfights

look at this amazing halfsword clip https://medal.tv/games/chivalry-2/clips/lMlMNHFgaa_YCBzYJ?invite=cr-MSxGWlosMzgxODc3Nzg1&v=15

[crimson compass]

pls make this game optimised Terriblemistake

my 5070 is using %90 on epic

[scenic folio]

how do I apply for playtest?

[wanton remnant]

demo is free on steam

[mortal steppe]

are we deadass 🥀
you need a good enough pc to run the game at mid graphics imagine 5 players

[wanton remnant]

there are 5 player fights and it runs fine on high on high end pcs. also yes thats not most people

[humble iris]

the game is not at peak optimization in the current state it is in!!!!

there is little optimization as im pretty sure that wasnt their focus for this demo

[crimson compass]

optimise this bro

[humble iris]

EA will have way better optimization

[crimson compass]

aint playable

[humble iris]

it is playable

just dont play on epic

[crimson compass]

but

ultimate challenge

keeps crashing

[humble iris]

you need to turn your blood all the way down

[crimson compass]

sure

[humble iris]

its a UE5 error

[crimson compass]

k thank bro

[humble iris]

Np

[tawdry vale]

Set Gore and blood to "Gentle"

[humble iris]

gore can be whatever value

only blood needs to change

[tawdry vale]

Oh

Can anyone remind me what all of the Kingdom Allegiances do again? The only one I can remember is Kicking for Bohemia and stamina for HRE

[crimson compass]

thanks guys

without blood its not that enjoyable but i can play it

[crimson compass]

when

is ea

[solemn holly]

me when #faq

[humble iris]

Q1 2026

jan-march

anytime between then

[crimson compass]

free or

payment

[humble iris]

paid access

[crimson compass]

k

[humble iris]

around the 20-30 usd range

[soft osprey]

Community estimates

[random cloak]

This game is awesome cw for drop
Definitely needs major optimization tho. 5090 9800x3d 64gb 6500mhz still can't run cinematic with more than 30 fps.
Still looks beautiful on high though. Game has lots of potential

[crimson compass]

expensive

[soft osprey]

Cinematic isnt meant to be played on, it’s just for pictures really. It’s going to be removed going forward

[random cloak]

Ah that makes more sense

[fading dirge]

unreal engine just used an axe on the ground to fucking chop my foot off

[random cloak]

This is my only other problem with it atm. Still an amazing game regardless and eager to play full release.

[fading dirge]

tru

[obsidian mica]

fr i dont mean to sound crazy but the gore is beautiful

[random cloak]

I love it bro, that & the ragdoll physics make it feel as real as it can get through a screen but I wouldn't feel the same watching it in real life.

[fading dirge]

it totally looks better irl, you should try it...

[random cloak]

Maybe I'll have to give it a try

[soft osprey]

Unstable is right

[random cloak]

How can I send video?

[humble iris]

either in #game-footage-🎮🎥

[wanton remnant]

you can send in here for now https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 you have to reach lvl 3 in server

[humble iris]

or get to level 2 or 3 to send them here

[random cloak]

Understood thanks

[fading dirge]

can we make the candlestick guy a sticker

[soft osprey]

I love that your clip was your pc screen recorded on a phone

[fading dirge]

tecnologia

[random cloak]

Yeah I'm way too lazy to set up obs

So am I gonna get doxed cuz my info imbedded in that video clip

[wanton remnant]

use gamebar or more prefferable your gpu drivers probably have one build in

[warm sierra]

Hi guys!

[random cloak]

I hope so I'll be able to test my new melee abilities I learned in Half Sword

[mortal steppe]

pretty high end pcs but yeah ultimate challenge kills my mid-high end pc at the last wave

[soft osprey]

No,no definitely not, Patrick O’Neil from 147 south street, Detroit Michigan

[random cloak]

Awesome sauce

[snow gulch]

i love sparks

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/welding-spark-i-can-do-it-fixing-fix-it-gif-14275317

[heady cloak]

does anybody else attempt the most insane finisher when you're in barbarian and they are on their knees

[still totem]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lNiib8XhSWGBYkwgi?invite=cr-MSxGUTgsNTA0MjQ0ODgz&v=NaN

im now a dad ... https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lNijJEzHylRAmkA1p?invite=cr-MSxPeFEsNTA0MjQ0ODgz&v=NaN

[heady cloak]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lMmczbDWmaGA-dMJ-?invite=cr-MSx4NUUsMzU0OTUwNTM3&v=30 i fr hit the killer bean

forgot to trim the clip, skip to 18 seconds

[solemn fossil]

yo that happened me once too lol

exceot

[buoyant ravine]

Googoo Gaga Motherfucker

[solemn fossil]

my experience was more aggresive

as I was sent flying far up into the air

like harry potter on a fucking broom

[solemn fossil]

🥀 💔 why'd you kill your dad

[buoyant ravine]

He put me in timeout

[solemn fossil]

oh lol

fair

[heady cloak]

"unconscious" yeah permanently 😭

[buoyant ravine]

I vowed revenge the day I couldn't play my half sword for 5 minutes

[solemn fossil]

peak aha

who y'all think is gonna win?

[buoyant ravine]

Don't me in timeout ever again BITCH!

[tame thicket]

The people watching the match

[solemn fossil]

did something happen...

[solemn fossil]

lol real

I love this helmet

such good visibility

erm, three cuts, three dismemberments ☠️

holy.

[short cape]

J-5 for goty 2026 (if its later its official vaproware)

[small glen]

unsure if i sent this already

[solemn fossil]

Good grief that is quite the pool

[true agate]

is it me or theres a glitch that makes you tumble

[solemn fossil]

Genuinely how tf is this loadout meant to be used

all I can figure is to double click M2 to do a little poke

It is literally better when puting the shield on your back

[wanton remnant]

its an axe so mostly do some wacking, but i agree i usually put the shield on my back unless its carnage

[delicate ibex]

alt thrusting is better

than m2 when using loadout like that

[wanton remnant]

alt thrust is always better imo

[solemn fossil]

no that#s the spear right there

[delicate ibex]

mouse thrust has edge case uses but in most scenarios yeah

only use mouse thrust for like quick tap thrusts basically, nothing super precise or accurate

[wanton remnant]

oh i didnt pull up the pic fully my. yeah it feels like our willie natively doesnt like shields and spears, but he can manage. just harder than without shield

[solemn fossil]

oh ok, I didn't even know tills now yuou could alt thrust

[delicate ibex]

👍

[solemn fossil]

yea, the weight on the spear makes it impossible to manouver efficiently if held in one hand

[wanton remnant]

alt thrust also saves its position when you let go, meaning if you leg go of alt fully extended if you just tap alt he will try to fully extend then go back just like the m2x2 jab

[solemn fossil]

yes

indeed

truly

uh huh

-# idk what you mean 🥀

[wanton remnant]

i mean that hold alt, stab fully, dont retract your hand and instead just let go of alt. now tapping alt works the same as pressing mouse twice

[solemn fossil]

oohhhh

yo nice

thanks for explaining

in easier terms

[wanton remnant]

heres me fully extending, all the rest of it is me simply holding m1 and tapping alt. im not doing any mouse movement after the first extend (just for demo purposes, normally you obviously want to move your mouse to aim) better on spears and the like than shorter weapons

[small dove]

hit him with the handle

[wanton remnant]

gave up cuz his nose got a little bloody

[small dove]

"a little"

[wanton remnant]

took a baseball pitch to the nose lol

[small dove]

ok so what happened here?

[wanton remnant]

you kicked him and your axe slid behind his knee, so when you retreated it cut along the back of the knee

[small dove]

it hurts thinking about it

[wanton remnant]

that would make me instantly stop fighting and just sit there screaming too

[lime rune]

only cuz of armor lmao they just need to change it a little and have barely armor and we're good

[exotic moat]

why is right arm bind to left click?

[lime rune]

characters right handed and its the main hand u use

left click is main button

also it just works better that way

[lime rune]

wait this makes me wanna turn damage to npc all the way down and see how many stabs it takes

[small dove]

having npc dmg and player dmg on the lowest is really fun

[lime rune]

mines been on mid its way too easy

[small dove]

tho turn gore down too

[wanton remnant]

gore is too easy

[small dove]

with too high gore you can very easily just cut off basically any limb and then willie will just stand there

confused

wondering why he aint dying

[wanton remnant]

it needs nerf imo

[small dove]

yeh

[lime rune]

wait low gore u cant cut off?

[small dove]

gore is for cutting off limbs

no gore = you cant cut off limbs

[lime rune]

oh ive always played on max

[small dove]

and your limbs cant be cut off

[lime rune]

lmao this is what u mean https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lNjPRUSW2d00BcG99?invite=cr-MSxqb0EsMzgxODc3Nzg1&v=15

took turning his head into watermelon for im to die

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lNjQQ5QtqfHg-TWxM?invite=cr-MSw3ZnksMzgxODc3Nzg1&v=15

this too

[delicate ibex]

at least with blades, mouse thrusting is still useful just for lunges and retreating thrusts

[wanton remnant]

how does dodge regen work?

specifically

cuz i assume i sometimes cant dodge cuz i dodged too many times in succession right? but in those times im always seemingly full stam

[solemn fossil]

Yo wtf that's actually really good

Thanks for being so kind and helpful

😎👍

[solemn fossil]

Cool!

[small glen]

One of the worst half sword players has spawned in

(me)

[solemn fossil]

I doubt that because I bet I am infinitely worse

[wanton remnant]

bug shaker is insanly good

[solemn fossil]

Oh

Ok

Well I was right then

[bleak geode]

.

[tired ibex]

i guess a 2gb game is using 100% of my gpu

[random cloak]

How do I prevent game from crashing at the final challenge

[tired ibex]

buy a 5090 or sum 😭

[plain brook]

step ins be good

[wanton remnant]

TURN OFF BLOOD

[random cloak]

rip

[small glen]

DISCORD

STOP FUCKING CRASHING ME

[muted granite]

he cut my hand off right after 😔

[tired ibex]

ruins the fun

[small glen]

Why tf does this stupid ass fucking app take 1k memory

[tired ibex]

bro fr

[small glen]

What is it that it needs 1,000+ memory?!

[plain brook]

Willie onn a stick my fav move

[wanton remnant]

truth but final challenge is bugged with the blood system they have, they workin on it

[muted granite]

😢

ouch

[tired ibex]

surely a 5090 shouldnt sit at 100% usage right?

[small glen]

You'll reach nirvana soon, repost

[thorny perch]

youre supposed to press q and e and use your fists

[solemn fossil]

Why does it look like he has hair in the second image

[small glen]

He grew hair

Because he die

[solemn fossil]

Thanks for the answer! Will remember to use in the future

[small glen]

Spears are broken if used right

Repost

[tired ibex]

i wish my fov did that

[jagged pier]

this is like from demon slayer bro 😭

[muted granite]

clocked 🥹

[tired ibex]

add a 1v1 system and ill love u forever devs

[jagged pier]

me too

[random cloak]

mine sits at 97% tabbed out

[tired ibex]

im on cinematic probably why

[solemn fossil]

Ooooohhh

Ok that makes sense ig

[soft osprey]

Cinematic isnt meant to be played on

[soft osprey]

Some people keep blood on and just deal with the crashes, but crash you will

[small glen]

why did u type like yoda

[tired ibex]

was gonna say

[soft osprey]

Nerd

Thats you

[tired ibex]

is it the same with gore

[small glen]

Is this us?

[soft osprey]

No gore can stay at whatever you’d like, gore level affects dismemberment

[tired ibex]

alright

[plain brook]

or they just dont get cashes due to blood

[soft osprey]

Sure, anything is possible no matter how absolutely minuscule the chance

[tired ibex]

get this guy in harvard

[plain brook]

ive cashed 4 timesin 40 hous

[soft osprey]

Thats very cool

I am happy for you brother

[plain brook]

ome time the game didntn even cash

it just said it cashed it kept soldieinng onn

[small glen]

ima do something

Most people are scared of doing

Long form gameplay clip, including my fuck ups and mishaps, mistakes and injuries and my skill issues

[wanton remnant]

still like how the only loss was when physics went wacko

[visual sundial]

will there be multiplayer in the full release?

[wanton remnant]

very clean fighting

[delicate ibex]

ty

[wanton remnant]

they mention local multiplayer coming in early acess but as of online, so far no

[small glen]

i am not scared to show my losses!

[visual sundial]

kk

[visual sundial]

thank you

[small glen]

fuck it here, a clip from my "bad clip" folder

[shell bronze]

now why would i show my skill issues and Ls

[small glen]

why not

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1454371847624986805/29BDCB1.MP4?ex=69518195&is=69503015&hm=cec2a487a0068d4acc34fb09ad966582f0108363fc1812f209435c9f84632d98&

[storm flare]

it won’t show early access for halfsword can someone help?

[velvet sequoia]

how do you jab guys i cant make it past commoner 💀

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1454371312901554178/EDA03C1.MP4?ex=69518115&is=69502f95&hm=082e0b93677b3ba49800f2ff3d9e0966d699e9d25f46d127e8ceb73864d7e35a&

[velvet sequoia]

on the steam store?

[storm flare]

yes

[shell bronze]

takes a bit of finesse but honestly just use pitchfork until you get good enough

[velvet sequoia]

have you got preferences applied?

[velvet sequoia]

lol

[storm flare]

wym

[velvet sequoia]

on ur steam search

do u have preferences

does it say smth like "5 titles have been excluded based on your preferences"

[storm flare]

i have the demo but it won’t show early access

[velvet sequoia]

its not out yet

[storm flare]

ik

[velvet sequoia]

so thats why u cant see it

[storm flare]

how do i get early access?

[velvet sequoia]

u cant cuz its not out yet

[storm flare]

how are yall getting it

[velvet sequoia]

we arent

we playing the demo

cuz early access isnt available

[storm flare]

i’m spawning in a dark place and it’s foggy how do i get in arenas

[velvet sequoia]

play demo in top left on menu

u were clicking on abyss

u done it?

@storm flare did you do it?

im gonna assume thats a yes

[soft osprey]

This was a very funny read lol

“It’s not out yet”

“I know”
“How do I get it”

[velvet sequoia]

lol that what i was thinking

[delicate ibex]

sort of like a feint

[velvet sequoia]

theres a tab for game footage btw idk if u saw it (:

[delicate ibex]

slow mode

[velvet sequoia]

but u sent the 2 vids together in one message

[delicate ibex]

😤

[velvet sequoia]

lol

[wanton remnant]

whys that a problem

[velvet sequoia]

the slowmode wouldnt matter if its one message

[soft osprey]

It’s alright halfsword chat is for everything halfsword related including clips, the other channels are just specifically for clips and people who arent server level 2 for image perms yet

[velvet sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/my-fault-gif-957798633008007761

didnt know my bad

[soft osprey]

I forgive you

For $5

[velvet sequoia]

did it send

[soft osprey]

$50*

[velvet sequoia]

i dont think the gif sent

[soft osprey]

No image perms 😔

[velvet sequoia]

LOL

[soft osprey]

Chat a little and youll unlock them

[velvet sequoia]

linganguliguliguli guacha lingangu lingango, linganguliguliguli guacha lingangu lingango

[wanton remnant]

perfect

[velvet sequoia]

preciate it mate

im actually bunz at this game tho

i died to the first boss 4 times in a row

[small glen]

death by hello kitty willie

[velvet sequoia]

then beat the farmer boss first try, died on the second 1v1, beat him again in the abyss, then died on the commoner boss

[small glen]

we all were

besides me!! muahahahaha!

am jokin

[velvet sequoia]

lol

how do people do that shake thing?

[small glen]

wdym

[velvet sequoia]

with the cam they just wiggle it and it messes guys up

[small glen]

erm

idk

[velvet sequoia]

yeah the uhh

shake your booty?

hehehea

im sorry

dont hurt me

[small glen]

...trying not to..

what are you referring to

like any examples

[velvet sequoia]

wdym

of the cam shake?

[small glen]

wait you mean

[small glen]

Tis??

thats spinning

[velvet sequoia]

no i was building up to say shake ur booty

[small glen]

...

you are being stoned

tomorrow

afternoon

[velvet sequoia]

):

🥺

ok imma go watch smii7y play this game

[desert flower]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lNlQpAheQk_DXALJY?invite=cr-MSw1bG0sNTAyMzM2MDk5&v=9

Absolutely brutal headkick

[plain brook]

looks a bit wiggly but it was still nice

[supple ember]

I am so upset. This should have broken his arm.....

lol

[delicate ibex]

using thrust for the snap cut to his head so it's not going to be the cleanest

[cobalt fox]

how do i fix game crashing

[lapis cave]

When are we getting a no pain feature rah

[wanton remnant]

what does that mean

[merry storm]

Is this a challenge Sir Smyles?

[lapis cave]

Basically enemies not giving up after being damaged to near death, and the enemies+you not grabbing their wounds when they’re taken off

[wanton remnant]

you can turn damage down for now ig

[lapis cave]

Dosent help much if i slice an arm off though, normally i’m stuck prodding at their back until they bleed out when that happens lol

[wanton remnant]

not a complete fix but is needed due to a fatal error at the end and seems to help

[wanton remnant]

turning gore off or down stops or lessons the ammount of that happening

[humble iris]

get a mod called hse (Half Sword Enhancer) off of nexus mods

it has a no pain toggle

[wanton remnant]

or dat

[humble iris]

however I have never tried it so I cannot say how good or refined it is

[tender quest]

it works as intended

[humble iris]

ok yeah usethat!!!

[wanton remnant]

I wish i got a clip but i got my sword in halfsword grip behind his neck so i could behead him from behind

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429677365960638575/caption.gif

https://tenor.com/view/stven-he-steven-he-bejing-corn-gif-24360672

[buoyant ravine]

Man got so scared he flipped his entire set up over

[tender quest]

me vs ANY polearm user

ANY

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dbz-dragon-ball-z-cell-super-strong-gif-23821384

[merry storm]

You don’t seem like much of a match for the space force, or Fred

[buoyant ravine]

Who the fuck are you?

[humble iris]

dont say that word

[humble iris]

thats a real bad word

Im sorry spaceforcefred

i apologize for his swearing

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-being-dramatic-mr-brown-assisted-living-dont-be-so-dramatic-get-over-it-gif-21907263

I don't like it when games disable my windows key

[merry storm]

This day shall be remembered green, for your heroic efforts

[humble iris]

Thank you

I try real hard to keep this chat clear of any swearing

[buoyant ravine]

they just let anyone in this server I guess

[warped apex]

Streamed half sword while drunk and got 6 viewers lol

https://tenor.com/view/cool-gif-12018967913187854573

[humble iris]

You’re always drunk arent you

[warped apex]

Not always

[tender quest]

🫡

[warped apex]

I don't think he appricated his head popping off @tender quest

[tender quest]

the warrior stayed on his knees, his armour was not dirtied by the ground

[wide nimbus]

i think bros a bit overprepared for the tournament

[humble iris]

no he kneeled its okay

[buoyant ravine]

The first guy I killed said half-sword is trash so I taught him a lesson about why you don't disrespect gods

[buoyant ravine]

POV: You pre-ordered the deluxe version of half sword

[lapis cave]

Too lazy to get mods cause they arent on workshop lowkey

[signal wedge]

Green

[small glen]

me and militus 1v1ing and i proceed to spin smack him with a halberd

❤️

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeld-ill-tell-ya-i-dont-see-it-happening-gif-15912342

[humble iris]

HSE is insanely easy to download

[small glen]

nuh uh

[humble iris]

yes it is

you just download it and launch it

done

[humble iris]

Yellow

[small glen]

tis us

[tender quest]

if that was us, i'd have already cut you at 5 seconds in due to my greatswords reach

[small glen]

nuh uh

[jolly gorge]

How do u customize it like this

[tender quest]

customize what?

its brave stand

[jolly gorge]

Like how can you be stacked full of armor and go against ppl with no armor

[tender quest]

tier 7 and 8 have a round called brave stand which is that

[tender quest]

you need to do discord community montages and post them on youtube, get our names out there 🫡

because i only know big sword bonk good, i dont know edit stuff

[small glen]

i can make an montage flexing my editing skills

[tender quest]

sounds kinda boring

[small glen]

no

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-oh-really-huh-uh-sure-shocked-face-gif-16508936361953981598

[small glen]

i was going to do yours first, but with this attitude i don't wanna now

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/slam-gif-25498566

[round stone]

Axes are slow

[shrewd cape]

Poleaxe tho

[round stone]

Maybe human polearm users, but Willies...

[shrewd cape]

Yeah Willie’s are Willie’s 😂

They don’t kick or keep distance or anything

[wanton remnant]

they should

[shrewd cape]

Sometimes they do

But not as often as they should

Yall use the trainer mod?

[merry storm]

^ No training wheels on this bicycle

[shrewd cape]

I was asking for fun

I’ve got 40 hours in and beat the game I don’t need “training wheels” lol just wanna launch people to the sun

Ik rookie numbers

[mint quarry]

[delicate ibex]

thousand cursed upon the commoner boss and his bloodline

[wanton remnant]

hes good practice for the militia boss imo

in a way

of getting used to dueling a long weapon with almost all of it being an attack point

[delicate ibex]

yeah all those polearm bosses crumble the nano second you're in range

[wanton remnant]

ya kinda sadly. it feels like the game gets a lot easier after commoner

[neat crow]

Willies are slow*

[neat crow]

It does

It needs a revamped progression system for EA i think

[merry storm]

I’d like to see a tavern and esports betting added to this game

[weak osprey]

why the esports

[neat crow]

Esports betting?

[white trail]

wobba

[weak osprey]

horse betting is good

for dis game

[merry storm]

I imagine a live lobby that over looks the arena, some in game currency that can bet on players and buy armour/weapons

Where do I submit suggestions

[weak osprey]

Nice idea

[neat crow]

I just desperately hope we get horses in general

Mounted duels, jousting, riding, etc would be so peak

[weak osprey]

Yesh

Baron on a horse with a lance

nah thats too much

Baron is already strong as hell

[neat crow]

Also if we could have our heraldry on the end of lances and on our livery

[wanton remnant]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525

[neat crow]

We know there's gonna be a map that's the Baron's

So doubt he'll be on a horse

[merry storm]

@
Gorris the great, how will a lance battle work in such a small arena

[weak osprey]

Hmm

[neat crow]

Would be so peak if we could do real betting on matches

We know there's gonna be an in-game currency to buy armour and weapons

[neat crow]

The arena is gonna look entirely different in the early access most likely, if it even exists

[weak osprey]

Look at this area, it doesn’t seem large and is small, now add in two jousters and let them live the thought of jousting with ai path finding

[merry storm]

Oh hell ya brother

[weak osprey]

They would prolly add a line in the middle of the arena enough not to completely close the two sides

[weak osprey]

We ar getting brigands and forest

nice concept half sword team

[neat crow]

What

[weak osprey]

Idk

This is the concept im thinking about

A decorated line in the middle for jousting and a refinement of the design of the arena

To be appropriate for jousting

[small glen]

When they do kick

It's like being kicked by a fucking horse

[shrewd cape]

Yes brooooo

Have you seen the full swing videos

I wanna do that but can’t figure out the settings

[small glen]

Ai willies have a lot of advantages over us that we ignore

We just are humans

Therefore smarter

[shrewd cape]

Like (ai)mbot

[neat crow]

Yeah i saw the image but wdym "a line in the middle enough to not completely close the two sides"? You mean the tilt?

[shrewd cape]

https://youtu.be/3fFE8Qtv2gQ?si=RgWvKICXxYdvGcfd

Y I can’t post video links :c

[shrewd cape]

I wanna do what this guys doing 😭

[small glen]

Ai willies have more Hp

They have stronger kicks

Better grip strength

Don't suffer from stamina penalty like us

But

One con

They are dumbasses.

[weak osprey]

wym by tilt bru

[shrewd cape]

They can’t abuse the give up option tho

[prime moat]

Hey guys, I'm new to the server, can you guys catch me up with the entire history of this game's development, planned future features, and a profile on all of the key developers, in 6 words or less please?

[neat crow]

The tilt is the wooden barrier between the two jousters

[small glen]

Tru

[neat crow]

Huge con

[weak osprey]

Ye

[weak osprey]

Willie has cavemen intelligence in the latest demo

[small glen]

I think ai willies have better blunt dmg too but idk

[weak osprey]

he still intellectually incompetent bru

[small glen]

Since they tend to be able to just barely move blunt objects and do a shit ton of damage

[merry storm]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-fuego-gif-26833875

Who’s mod here? Or where is the developer suggestion tab

[small glen]

Ai willie shields doing more damage than the actual weapon

[neat crow]

But wdym by "enough to not completely close the two sides"

[small glen]

Well yeah

[weak osprey]

Im tryna base it of the end space of the tilts

[small glen]

The armor willie ai i think is different

[weak osprey]

What wit him

[small glen]

Compared to non armored willies

[small glen]

Armored ai willies do half sword more

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/gobble-gif-1825124555203003299

[neat crow]

Bro i have no idea what you're trying to say rn

[weak osprey]

I notice when ye wear armor all willies do half sword on ye if they got a sword

[small glen]

Nah

Armored willies do it more

[warped apex]

Had 8 beers

[small glen]

I don't wear armor anymore

And they still do it on high tiers

[weak osprey]

jus base it from here bru I forgot how to explain all ts

[warped apex]

Armour is for cowards

And rich people

[small glen]

I find the armor ugly rn

When the ea launches

[warped apex]

Commoner is peak gameplay

[small glen]

Armor will be my soul

Plumes... orles...

[weak osprey]

If I get loadouts with armor commoner willies do the half sword technique bru

[warped apex]

Halfsword & Get through a gap or just neck them

[small glen]

Neck shots on armor is decided by the lord of rng

Neck mail

Either it works

[weak osprey]

Commoner the best way to play dis game

[small glen]

Or doesn't

Commoner is just the realistic hema option

Fr

[warped apex]

Just shove it in harder lol

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-23501265

[weak osprey]

Commoner is very balanced

[prime moat]

I've noticed that, and they're absolutely begging to get clocked on the head with a warhammer when they do it, swords on high armor tiers suck

[small glen]

Swords on high tier are good

Wtf

[warped apex]

It's the anti armor stance so yes

[weak osprey]

Willies are stupid

[warped apex]

Had a person trying to explain to me today how to play the game...

[weak osprey]

Who

[prime moat]

Maybe I'm just awful at using swords then lol

Though to be fair, I do just suck eggs at the game in general

[merry storm]

Id like a promotion

[warped apex]

Once you learn the great sword or really any weapon they just become a hammer lol

[shrewd cape]

How do I “full swing”

[warped apex]

Anything is anti armor if you hit hard enough

[weak osprey]

Nah more like a club

If great sword

[warped apex]

You forget about the pommel

[weak osprey]

Bonk bonk with greatsword is nice

[weak osprey]

I barely use the pommel

[warped apex]

Anti armor lamp

[plain brook]

people who complain armor is too hard dont step-in to their swings enough

[shrewd cape]

Or headshots

I’ve beat knights with just a wood axe from a nice placed head shot

[warped apex]

You gatta use your body weight or rotate into attacks

Exanima players rise

[plain brook]

yeah

[small glen]

Repost

[plain brook]

you put movement force in annd armor becomes flesh

[weak osprey]

Hell yeah

[warped apex]

@small glen your post got like 60 upvotes

[small glen]

Badass

Chat, who loadout has the best drip in the community

[warped apex]

People did like it

@small glen I've the best drip

[small glen]

No

[warped apex]

Yes

I'm wearing a humble plad shirt in my pfp

Also das me

[merry storm]

This game is a step up from hand simulator

[prime moat]

If somebody had said this to me before I played this game it wouldn't have taken me so long to figure out how to swing properly tbh lol

[blazing gull]

fuck me man

i was using that

[weak osprey]

No longer a sword in the stone

But a sword in the fence

[blazing gull]

fakescalibur

[weak osprey]

Peasant quality sword

[plain brook]

ive just realised the powe of swapping hands against shiled users

[hexed pasture]

im using mods to tourture willys

first i spawn em in

thats when i break their legs, then arms, i just kinda bash on them

and then their head after a couple minutes

[humble iris]

mine obviously

[hexed pasture]

he is trying to crawl away but cant

ive beed at it for like 10 minutes with him

should I finally kill him?

he dead

[weak osprey]

I had the exact same experience with ye

Gave willie no pain and infinite consciousness

Amputated him and let him squirm around

And after further testing he is not immortal with these two configs opened

He will eventually die from blood loss

[hexed pasture]

really?

[weak osprey]

Yes

[hexed pasture]

in my testing i sliced him up for like half an hour

he died when you cut the head off or in half.

but you can take off everything else

[somber zealot]

damn😭

[small glen]

i made another clip of just plain gameplay

[hexed pasture]

i also found out

with mods

shields are really fun to bash peoples face in

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-the-boys-the-boys-season3-soldier-boy-punch-punch-gif-26079616

[weak osprey]

I found out with willie given infinite consciousness and no pain that he can survive without a head

[hexed pasture]

really?

[weak osprey]

Yes

Willie has many brains

But he fails to utilize them because of extreme trauma to the body

[hexed pasture]

i made his potatoes

the mashed variety

[merry storm]

Where’s your vids, let’s see your form

[small glen]

@humble iris 1 minute ish of me just... playing the game idk

mistakes, and everything included!

[humble iris]

Raw footage

Hm

[hexed pasture]

i am okay at the game

[small glen]

i actually did incredibly well, normally the dumb shit i do fails

[hexed pasture]

but compared to you

im ass

[humble iris]

i realized how washed im gonna be when i get home

[dreamy cove]

multiplayer would go crazy

[humble iris]

havent played halfsword sincs dec 17

[hexed pasture]

10 days of depression i see

[small glen]

don't worry

[small glen]

you will get beyond good

at some point

[humble iris]

i still have old clips to repost so im chilling!!!

[small glen]

For the record

song is Now that we're dead by Metallica ❤️

[weak osprey]

W bug shaker ❤️‍🩹

[humble iris]

We made rhe right personfamous

W bug shaker 🥹

[small glen]

I tell that to like everyone who says they are bad smh

because tis is true

we all were ass double cheeked up terrible

we just got better over time

[weak osprey]

W bug shaker

[humble iris]

i used to think iwas goated at the game

and then i payed attention to this server

for like 3 minutes

Humble d

[small glen]

happens a lot 😭

[humble iris]

Thats kind of the only reason im even here

[small glen]

I never thought i was good tbh, I always thought i was ass at hs. Recently i began thinking i am actually good in this game

[humble iris]

Lowk if i never saw clueless’s clips and his mention of hs7 i wouldve never dedicated myself to get on such a higher level rhan i was before

[harsh rampart]

does anyone know if they plan to add a bind function when the edges of 2 swords meet currently it doesnt feel like there is much friction there

[humble iris]

Probably not but i wouldnt know

[small glen]

tbh

no one rly inspired me

maybe John did idk

I just thought spinning was always funny

[sharp vector]

does anyone know a fix for crashing on launch?

[small glen]

I was doing it BEFORE i even saw John halfsword clips

just not nearly as good as it is now

[humble iris]

i used to be a slowmo chud

[small glen]

yuckers

i never used slow mo

[humble iris]

Dark times

[hexed pasture]

this is my gameplay

obs is so fucking stupid

i gotta rerecord that shit

[humble iris]

you could just use steam recording

[small glen]

Gorebox? based.

[weak osprey]

Badass gameplay

[hexed pasture]

v16 of gorebox was honestly goated

[weak osprey]

Bro knows goat sim, absolute ball knowledge

[small glen]

the release wasn't

[humble iris]

gorebox has been rotting in my library

[hexed pasture]

i might get goat sim 3 tommorow

considering the sale

[harsh junco]

is this online multiplayer?

[small glen]

he has BeamNG drive in his task bar, this guy is beyond based

mf has a goated game on speed dial

[weak osprey]

His taste is goated

[humble iris]

i was thinking of buying that game

[small glen]

its fun

[hexed pasture]

beaming drive is fun

[small glen]

you don't need a super computer to run it

despite what people like to tell you

[humble iris]

i would love to have those fuckin steering wheels

[harsh junco]

is it online multiplayer or not???

[humble iris]

those sound sick

[hexed pasture]

yeah

but problably super expensive

[humble iris]

Most likely

[small glen]

No.

[humble iris]

and i would have no idea how to rig it up

[cerulean needle]

Have you considered taking the time to set your targets correctly for what windows it records

[small glen]

How to reach fucking Nirvana: Play a racing game, and blast initial D ost

[weak osprey]

Bigs rigs is nostlagik

[hexed pasture]

it said it was recording halfsword UE5

so

idk what happened

and the built in recording is ass

its grainy

[cerulean needle]

You need to adjust the settings lmao

[hexed pasture]

someone said something about steam recording tho

[harsh junco]

sad

[humble iris]

yes

[small glen]

i should send a 4 minute clip of me doing a beat the wr attempt (i failed) on the crew 2

[humble iris]

steam recording is good

i use it atleast

[cerulean needle]

If you think steam recording will be an improvement your in for a shit storm

[weak osprey]

Big iron on his hip

[humble iris]

Steam recording is insanely convenient and the quality isnt bad

[hexed pasture]

my settings app isint responding

[humble iris]

So idk what u mean by that

[cerulean needle]

Target monitor+proper res, run obs as admin so hotkeys function properly and mess with recording bitrate and quality to find your proper green zone it takes 10 min

[hexed pasture]

my settings app is so slow