halfsword-chat-⚔

[rare hearth]

what was it about

[shell bronze]

just an anime con

i cosplayed all 3 days and got back to my house just now

[white trail]

wobba

[shell bronze]

smartest ai

[fading dirge]

alr from checking some gameplay clips out i have realized my lack of skill apparently comes from not having studied HEMA

splendid

[shell bronze]

i don't know anything about hema

[fading dirge]

it was like

[shell bronze]

simply fight until they die

[fading dirge]

half a joke

because you gotta learn blocking

parrying

counterattacking

stuff like that

its basically HEMA at this point

[shell bronze]

sorry bro i take after kenjutsu

[fading dirge]

we dont even have curved swords

(the falchion has never existed)

[shell bronze]

i don't need a curve to kill people (japanese style)

[slate hinge]

we need an update 💔

[slender hull]

Is this what overheating vram looks like

[shell bronze]

those who are not tapped into iaido meta

[echo terrace]

half sword on lsd

[solemn parcel]

im rotted

[shell bronze]

ow

[solemn parcel]

willie lets get married

[white trail]

wobba

[sturdy jolt]

Learning real HEMA techniques will improve your skill a lot

[sturdy jolt]

What's going on, clueless has the LSD reshade and you have normal gameplay

[shell bronze]

opposite day

[storm prairie]

same

[languid nest]

the early access delay is driving people crazy

ngl if i can’t play half sword in january im going to smash my balls

[sturdy jolt]

Yeah me too. I really thought we'd have it by now

There is nothing I want more than that early access release

[fading dirge]

there is NO fucking way i am learning allat

[echo terrace]

my reaction to this info

[small glen]

There is straight blade katana-like weapons

[fading dirge]

like what

[small glen]

Also wdym the falchion never existed

[fading dirge]

its a joke

[small glen]

About to say

[fading dirge]

is that in the game

[small glen]

No i am just saying there is straight blade katana like weapons

[fading dirge]

ok...

[north gazelle]

bro got one tapped 😭

[bold pendant]

Never saw it coming.

That giant halberd is absolutely nuts. The end must be made of pure iridium or something.

I don't even upgrade my gear to the final two tiers of the gauntlet because of it.

[north gazelle]

yeah it's goated, great blunt force great reach and still having good speed, imo best weapon for abyss

and it can slice lol

[warped apex]

quiting smoking is hard

[echo terrace]

this man is beyond capable

[north gazelle]

he'd rather fly away than face his sentence

[small glen]

countering shields is the only fun thing about shields

[warped kiln]

what type of daggger is that?

[warped apex]

bollock dagger

cause it's gawt balls

[warped kiln]

thanks, i forgot the name

[warped apex]

it's also has a head

[warped kiln]

why isnt that a weappon in the game tho?

[warped apex]

lol

because

[warped kiln]

would be funny

[warped apex]

only 3 more months

[warped apex]

good dodge

[white trail]

wobba

[small glen]

fun fact: Even with gore off

Axe can still one shot

[echo terrace]

WHYYY

[kind crystal]

are they gonna add females to halfsword

and the ability to make you change your body

like

youd be fat

and all that

[small glen]

no

[small glen]

while there is like 4 examples of Medieval Women at arms these are either religious or one off examples of Joan arc

[warped apex]

can willy get boobs then

[echo terrace]

female willie

[small glen]

holy fuck, why won't they just die 😭

[covert forge]

Halfsword announcement on Christmas

On my soul

[small glen]

no

unless they do some stupid faction shit

where only france can

than no

[sharp pier]

they should make it fully customisable

[small glen]

but even Frank said

no women

not frank

sorry

Mcwonder

[sharp pier]

like you can be so fat that you fall over when you sprint or swing

[warped apex]

we're eventually going to get the CBBE equivalent for halfsword one day

[small glen]

that depends

well actually maybe

[sharp pier]

whats cbbe

[small glen]

it seems the player model can be manipulated

[warped apex]

you don't want to know]

[small glen]

modders will be able to likely tap into that

[warped apex]

indeed

[sharp pier]

they should make it like spore

[small glen]

i wanna change Konrad ass size

[kind crystal]

we need hair bro

[small glen]

we are

[sturdy jolt]

It can be manipulated but then the physics of the character don't work anymore

[small glen]

a lot of types of hair too

[sturdy jolt]

Hair confirmed

[small glen]

thats true

but

you can change the playermodel still

[sturdy jolt]

Who knows what will be possible in early access

[small glen]

that just requires a lot of blender smarts

but gore will not work

for example you could likely change willie into goku

but you can't cut goku in half

[kind crystal]

what if they add mulitplayer

[sturdy jolt]

I could see it being possible

[small glen]

not happening

only splitscreen

[kind crystal]

why not

[small glen]

balance issues

[kind crystal]

wym splitscreen

[warped apex]

there was a multiplayer once so lies

multiplayer mod*

[sturdy jolt]

There will be multiplayer

Splitscreen is multiplayer

[kind crystal]

can i download it

[warped apex]

no

not anymore

[kind crystal]

aw

[small glen]

well they state that

[sturdy jolt]

It was for the old demo

[small glen]

there will be a workshop

and it says "No NSFW" this makes me think that there is a way to change willie playermodel

[sturdy jolt]

They said that they'd send a cease and desist if someone modded in a dildo

[bitter frigate]

shlong length

[sturdy jolt]

So I doubt we'll have any mods like that

[small glen]

good shit

[warped apex]

I want to be able to swing my fully physics based dong like a bat

[small glen]

i do wonder how the modding will work

[warped apex]

that's the type of future I look towards

[small glen]

because this isn't even mod support

this is just manipulating existing weapons

via modules

[sturdy jolt]

I have no clue, I'm pretty sure they will want some actual mod support

I think it'll be very restricted though

[small glen]

nah

i think

the modding will either only extend to armory

like custom armor

[sturdy jolt]

They really don't like mods that don't fit into their lore

[small glen]

and weapons ofc

[warped apex]

I'm going to make a pizza at 7 am

8"30*

https://tenor.com/view/rugrats-lost-control-of-my-life-mixing-cooking-gif-15968069

[small glen]

nah that was just mcwonder assuming, far as i know. the stream says just no NSFW

it seems it can be whatever

just no NSFW

[sturdy jolt]

I don't think I got it from the stream, Idk where I did, but I remember hearing something about them wanting mods to stick to lore. Could be wrong though

[small glen]

Mcwonder said that

[sturdy jolt]

I see

[small glen]

but i think he was assuming? I could be wrong

[sturdy jolt]

It would be a bit ridiculous to expect mods to be lore accurate

[small glen]

true

and very lame

like conversion mods will make Half sword one of the most amazing sword combat games ever

like bruh imagine a star wars conversion mod 😭

[sturdy jolt]

It's also pretty lame to send people a cease and desist for adding their own assets to the game so I wouldn't doubt they'd do that

A star wars multiplayer duel could be real in 2026

Half sword swordfight choreography could look so cool

[small glen]

me and bro on the splitscreen fighting each other with chainswords 🔥

[balmy rover]

i'm experiencing the hell on earth

ultimate challenge is so fuckin random

it's gonna be the end of me

and i just stepped on the knife

nice

fatally injuring myself in the process

[echo terrace]

have u tried slowing down time

[sturdy jolt]

Have you tried not dying

[small glen]

spin kick those mfs

[balmy rover]

the funniest thing is that i got to the baron first try yesterday

if only i killed the bastard

[balmy rover]

lock on ain't good on multiple enemies

[waxen ferry]

How to change keybinds

[sturdy jolt]

menu>settings>controls>keybinds

[waxen ferry]

How to change them

[sturdy jolt]

Oh, right

You can't

[waxen ferry]

Why is it not a feature

[sturdy jolt]

Good question

[soft cape]

this is footage of my 6 year old stepson playing not bad but he didnt win

[small glen]

Huzzah

I discovered my coat of arms heraldry colors, life is good

[tough hollow]

nasty slam

[kind crystal]

oh my god bruh

[soft osprey]

Nice. Mine is an old man holding a blue shield in front of him, with laurels underneath. Thats as detailed as I remember, it’s been a long time since I saw it last

[small glen]

Mine is just black and white, color wise

I can't find the original coa

But so far that's the leading thing i have

Is the colors

[ebon lichen]

guys

[tough hollow]

girls

[ebon lichen]

what is the world record in abyss

[tough hollow]

what is the worst record in the abyss

[ebon lichen]

ahahhahahah what is it do you know

i just got 30500

[tough hollow]

zamnaroni and cheese

ion play abyss too much but thats gotta be pretty high up there

[soft osprey]

Better take some photo evidence! Thats a high score

[ebon lichen]

i have it

[tacit breach]

how do i defeat the scyte boss

is there an easy way?

[tough hollow]

use pitchfork

and stab his gut or someting

[ebon lichen]

best way is move way top the right

[tacit breach]

and then?

[ebon lichen]

he cant hit you most of time

and hit with axe or whatever you use

[tacit breach]

and whats the best weapon for commoner?

[little hornet]

Bro stare... https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1132605414274498632/1453028781273911417/image.png?ex=694bf601&is=694aa481&hm=074141f84f74a840c62d7c153a7ba336fc34fc8e16a9136da47a2a5e2ea48cad&

[ebon lichen]

or hit his sytche first then kill

[tacit breach]

i did it like that and started striking his abdomen

and whats the best tweapon in commoner class

[ebon lichen]

commoner is the 2nd??

class yes?

[tacit breach]

3rd

after peasant

[ebon lichen]

wait let me load up

cause idk out of my mind

[tacit breach]

i think its the big sword

[tough hollow]

is the 3rd one

[ebon lichen]

im just giveing you a tip the best weapon is the wood withg spikes at the top

goated

[tacit breach]

what about the commoner 😭

[ebon lichen]

and where do i send my record

[tacit breach]

nvm i got killed in the abyss even tought i surrendered

what is even the abyss

[tough hollow]

you cant surrendered in abyss

[ebon lichen]

yea

[tacit breach]

i surrendered in match ad got sent to abyss

[ebon lichen]

ohhh

[tough hollow]

ohhh

[tacit breach]

abyss if the most annoying thing tbh

[tough hollow]

you prolly bled out or got killed before you surrendered

true

[tacit breach]

it serves no purpose, only makaing people rage quit

[ebon lichen]

where do i send my recordd

[tacit breach]

game footage

[tough hollow]

ion know

[soft osprey]

Its purpose is to give players a chance to recover their progress. You need to beat up to the person you died at, beat it, and then you get brought back to life

[tacit breach]

whats the best way to kill the first boss with the axe

[tacit breach]

ohhh

[weak osprey]

Try to be swift

When he strikes ye quickly move outta the way and quickly strike

I think he mostly does some overhead strikes

And sometimes swings

So its pretty manageable

[tacit breach]

and with what weapons?

short meidum or long raange?

[weak osprey]

I mostly use the axe

or the hoe

[tacit breach]

the short range or the long one

and for commoner?

[weak osprey]

what you mean

[tacit breach]

this sword right?

[tacit breach]

the long one

[tacit breach]

there are two

3 exactly

[weak osprey]

So three axes

alr im thinking

[tacit breach]

the basic axes there are two short and long

then theres another long that has two blades

[tacit breach]

lol

[weak osprey]

Go for the two handed axe or the hoe for the added range

[tacit breach]

ok

[weak osprey]

ther

[tacit breach]

so afterall what is the best weapon for commoner

[broken vortex]

triple headshot

no damage

[tacit breach]

wow

[broken vortex]

all it takes is a pitch fork and a well placed thrust

[tacit breach]

how did u trow the pitchfork forward?

[broken vortex]

double tap left mouse button

[tacit breach]

why does your go so forward and min doesnt

[small glen]

i actually won

[warped apex]

try left alt then mouse your mouse

[modest estuary]

wtf happened to the video

[warped apex]

\

[sick dew]

is there any fix for fatal error message. can't do last trial becacue of it

[warped apex]

double throwing headshot

[dense terrace]

when is the new update going to release

[soft osprey]

Yes you need to turn off blood

[lean niche]

Ultimate Challenge Crashing?

The fatal crashes in the Ultimate challenge are primarily due to an issue with a 3rd party plugin that is being used for blood.

For most users disabling blood using the blood slider in the gore options resolves this issue.

[soft osprey]

Early access will release sometime during the first quarter of the year

[sick dew]

blood is the whole point of the game 😔

okay ty

[warped apex]

can't wait to see what they'll do for gore 2.0

a dev fourtold of it

I seen it in a dream

[soft osprey]

The point is to be a hema combat simulator, gore is just a bonus 😎 To each their own though, some people keep blood and just deal with the crashes. It’s mainly only a problem for the ultimate challenge

[warped apex]

I didn't die

somehow

[wheat pollen]

Yeah, by like, a LOT

Man something is just different

I'm not tampering with the damage settings okay

Willie just controls different in ultimate challenge

[warped apex]

they also endure more pain

[wheat pollen]

The enemy weapons have max sharpness? Okay

[warped apex]

no that's just gore lol

[wheat pollen]

But why does my character move like so bad now

[warped apex]

it's a bug

reset the game

[wheat pollen]

I did

[warped apex]

it happens sometimes and you stutter or don't move

[wheat pollen]

And I'm not talking about gore, dude

[warped apex]

no gore makes weapons sharp lol

[small glen]

Ai willie generally has more hp than the player does

We die a lot faster and quicker

[warped apex]

that is true

[small glen]

Than the ai does

[wheat pollen]

Wait really

[warped apex]

yes

[wheat pollen]

Even with tampering with the sliders?

[warped apex]

I mean it'll still cut

but it won't make it so get cleaned in half with a stab

it will*

[small glen]

A simple stab can one shot us meanwhile an simple stab to the ai will sometimes outright do nothing lmfao

[soft osprey]

Im confused what you mean

[wheat pollen]

Like I'm talking the edge of the blade doesn't even move and just touched Willie no momentum but it bleeds

[soft osprey]

More gore is easier to cut

[small glen]

It just depends on how the ai feels

[wheat pollen]

Forgot the comma

[soft osprey]

Oh lmfao

[small glen]

High gore increases the overall chance of dismemberment

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-training-day-gif-16743259178450786472

[wheat pollen]

That's always the case 😹

[small glen]

Gore is just chance based

It can enable from anything outside of blunt weaponry

[wheat pollen]

But the gore makes it more likely?

Man I'm talking the damage

[small glen]

You can stab someone with a knife and they get split in half

[wheat pollen]

I use middle gore settjng

[soft osprey]

Yes higher gore setting is easier to dismember. Damage sliders adjust too

[wheat pollen]

Oh okay so it's that deep

The gore settjng

[soft osprey]

But the Ultimate challenge is in general just harder as well

[small glen]

The gore is being fixed in the ea

It will likely no longer be chance based

[wheat pollen]

Ok I'm really only just struggling with the controls for ultimate challenge

[wheat pollen]

It feels so different

It's life fighting in a dream

You know what I'm saying?

It's exactly that feeling

[warped apex]

@wheat pollen @small glen

stabbing being bad in the ulitmate challenge lol

[wheat pollen]

Thanks for the great example

[soft osprey]

If you have a clip of your movement it would be easier to see what you mean by that exactly

[warped apex]

I remember making this around when I beat it like 10 times lol

I've beaten the ultimate challenge 140 times now

well+

[wheat pollen]

But also I experience that in the normal game

[warped apex]

I don't count modding it to be beating it

[wheat pollen]

Sorry I don't I'll try when I get home(?)

[wheat pollen]

Wow

[wheat pollen]

Same

[soft osprey]

Sure thing, I’ll give you image perms when you’re ready

[small glen]

The most annoying thing isn't even that

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/nub-nub-cat-silly-nub-cat-cat-kitty-gif-12385110001808111979

[wheat pollen]

Thanks man

[small glen]

It's when you cut there arms off and they just scream for 10 minutes

Not dying

[wheat pollen]

Dude lmao

Spot on

But ljke

Besides that

There are times that even without taking damage

[small glen]

Like bruh, you can't fight anymore

Give the fuck up 😭

Or even worst when you cut there foot off

[wheat pollen]

It must be a bug, but

[small glen]

And they refuse to lose

[wheat pollen]

My character will start losing balance

Like COMPLETELY

He just starts leaning over to one side constantly shifting

Like wtf

I wish I recorded it now

[wheat pollen]

It happened like twice

[warped apex]

I like~A Da cut

[small glen]

The original video is 1:57 minutes long

[warped apex]

what song was that

[small glen]

He just took that long to die

[warped apex]

WHAT SONG WAS THAT JOLLY

I NEED TO KNOW

PWEASE

https://tenor.com/view/i-beg-spongebob-on-knees-please-roobet-gif-7927697483171461398

[small glen]

Crazy Little love

It's part of the initial D ost

[wheat pollen]

I love it when this happens when fighting full plate

[small glen]

John, i found something funny.

The short 1 hand militia axe

[wheat pollen]

Feels like bro is fighting for the fate of his kin

[small glen]

Can sheathe launch like crazy

[wheat pollen]

Once I hit a guy's head like 20 times

[small glen]

It throws them across the map, just about every time

[wheat pollen]

Is that when you unsheathe the weapon, release it, and it glitches out and flies?

[small glen]

Yeah

Me and John do it a bunch, he has better ones than me doe

[wheat pollen]

You got a clip of that? 😅

Sounds cool

[small glen]

yea

[sand herald]

Yeah I don't doubt it, the sheathe animation for it seems like it can get crazy

[warped apex]

making a meme

attmepting

trying

[wheat pollen]

Dude does that gambeson have mail in it or something lmao

[small glen]

if you sheathe it to your right, which is your ass sheathe for the axe

it throws them miles

[warped apex]

and possibly succeeding

[wheat pollen]

Yeah the sheathing unsheathing is glitchy

[small glen]

@sand herald case and point my frien

[small glen]

this is like just about everytime, even on your left it just throws them regardless

if you turn off gore and do it, oml its funny as hell

i threw a guy like 3 ft into the air

and he fell and died

[sand herald]

My favorite launches are the ones that send them directly upwards but it's tough for me to replicate

[small glen]

your sword has to be in some weird angles for certain launches

[sand herald]

Yup

[small glen]

sometimes this just happens

[wheat pollen]

Dude LMAO

[small glen]

i did discover that there a safe way to kick a sword at someone without removing your leg or injuring yourself

but doing it isn't rly easy

[lilac scroll]

the game tried to kill my gpu "you dont have enough graphic memory" yes i do, i just cleared my cache. and i got 8 gigs memory on my rx 6600

[sand herald]

Interesting

did you manage to get a clip of it happening at all?

[small glen]

I think I did, i hope i did

i know you have to hold with one hand

[small glen]

i didn't get a clip of the one where i actually did it right, but this is me trying it again right after i did it lmfao

you have to hold it in one hand, hold it over your kicking leg and i think drop it to where your leg hits the handle

not the pommel nor crossguard

my leg hit the crossguard here

[turbid summit]

will the ultimate challange crash if i play on the highest graphics but no blood?

[small glen]

its about timing, and knowing you, you can prob get it done quickly and start doing it with like other weapons lmfao

[sand herald]

out of all the things to be consistent with, sword kicking would definitely be one of the funnier ones

[small glen]

this is prob the easiest thing to get down (I think)

its rly just timing

and getting the sword position down

i will tell you this much from the attempt that sort of worked

i had my sword pointing to the right, when i kicked it spun to the left

[sand herald]

I play with super high mouse sensitivity and I'm using a longsword so it's pretty finnicky for me, but I was able to get this clip with the aid of slow mo

[small glen]

w, now the fun part

killing willie with it

[sand herald]

Yeah exactly lol

[small glen]

well, at least we discovered a new weapon to kick that isn't a polearm or buckler, I honestly wonder if this is possible with like knives or arming swords

[edgy current]

ay can somebody help me with a technical problem with Half Sword?

[rare hearth]

what is the problem

[broken vortex]

finally beat the abyss in free mode

[warped apex]

Remember, Walls are dangerous

[edgy current]

i cant enter Half Sword. I keep getting stuck at choosing which level of violence. I am pressing on the 3 options but nothing happens

[rare hearth]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[edgy current]

huh?

[rare hearth]

i linked a message

click the link

and read the message

[edgy current]

thank you very much!

ill try now

merry christmas 🎄

[rare hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-cat-cute-yessir-gif-17449845613192073437

[edgy current]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12400156435220507135

no gif allowence 🥀

[fading dirge]

guys how do i learn blocking

whoever says to check fencing manuals will be killed

[broken vortex]

whenever i down an armored opponent, i flip them onto their front because the back of their legs are usually unarmored

[wide nimbus]

yo

[junior temple]

any of yall know how much the game gonna be when it comes out

[storm prairie]

it will cost u

an arm

and a leg

[cloud barn]

it will cost you half of a sword

[warped apex]

@small glen

[sleek gull]

Make him do a beat saber level

[warped apex]

something great is being made

oh my god that's a great idea

thank you fizzel

[broken vortex]

goku vs willie with a 2 handed axe

[tacit breach]

to fight the peaseant boss i got top right and then what? what weapon i choose?

cuz he has a scythe that cuts everything even stone apparently

nvm i cut his leg with a short axe

fast guys whats the best way to kill the commoner boss

the one dressed black

got cut it half ._.

[ornate tusk]

Pitchfork

[tacit breach]

oh so i go with peaseant?

[warped apex]

not finished but meme

[ornate tusk]

Yes

Commoner boss is p dangerous if you dont have range on him

[velvet sandal]

Mmm, Harry Willie

[soft osprey]

Love it

[echo terrace]

damn my clothes are ruined af

[fading dirge]

what the FUCK did you do???

[echo terrace]

i turned invulnerability on and the dude just cut off my clothes

[tacit breach]

its getting annoying

[fading dirge]

damn

[echo terrace]

THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR THE PAST HOUR

[tacit breach]

and repetitive

[fading dirge]

willie's bloodline is ending it seems

[pearl ferry]

willie is a fungus so he reproduces through spores

[fading dirge]

fucking WHAT

[brittle bridge]

ignore the missed dagger throw

[echo terrace]

bruh my game is glithced

every npc and my player model has god mode

[warped apex]

I am good at humour

[modest estuary]

i have no words for this XD

what the hell even happened im dying

[brittle bridge]

yeah the aligator deathspin

[mellow sierra]

what is the best weapon for man at arms?

i keep dying there

[modest estuary]

anything long you can use to whack heads with

[mellow sierra]

any specific one? I use the axe but it doesn't do that much

[modest estuary]

my fav is the warhammer

[mellow sierra]

ok thx

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1452962821884219454/3986FA1.MP4?ex=694bb893&is=694a6713&hm=00447a1d334904ee8dd4f330b4ef0a3e7f9539802c84226fca35c6f4f61565f0&

[shell bronze]

use the long polearm that has the axe head

it does the same thing that the blunt head does but also can slice

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1452942901092028550/3DD5691.MP4?ex=694ba605&is=694a5485&hm=4487452131dde218f69c33cc3799b75496552524a2e00e88a66d56caf6e97a4f&

[small glen]

One hand axe has been honestly very fun to learn

[small glen]

Pollaxe

thats a Pollaxe, sire

[echo terrace]

guys bet whos gonna win

[soft osprey]

I think there’s something wrong with your pc

Maybe

[echo terrace]

his pc is lsd-cooled

[thick plume]

dude this is peak

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/doolwind-the-office-jet-attack-move-attack-move-jet-attack-gif-8593685078102904069

[wanton remnant]

Poleaxe? Where’s the axe? It has a back hammer which normally is on poleaxes yes but is the front hammer with spike seriously an “axe” head?

[arctic needle]

that is true

it doesnt really make sense

[arctic needle]

first time seeing a kill like that

[arctic needle]

wait half sword are you that dude i saw on youtube

cause if you are ima fan

on my phone i watch you alot

but im not sure if you real

so im just asking

[soft osprey]

Thats the real John halfsword

[arctic needle]

are you surious

[wanton remnant]

Yessir

[arctic needle]

bc if he is ima really big fan

[soft osprey]

His ego is probably ballooning right now

[small glen]

BRO

[arctic needle]

what do you mean balloning

[small glen]

i ALMOST hit it lmfao

[fading dirge]

poleaxe... and its not even an axe...

[sand herald]

I am but a humble man

[soft osprey]

Means it’s getting bigger, blowing up

[soft osprey]

Remember us

When you’re rich and famous

[sand herald]

Always 🥹

[signal wedge]

Don't remember us

[sand herald]

I only have a tiktok but I know people repost my videos on youtube

[signal wedge]

Leave this place behind lol

[small glen]

Top 10 saddest shit

[arctic needle]

john half sword can i friend you

[small dove]

holy shit

[signal wedge]

Especially fartfacedman

[small dove]

john half sword

[soft osprey]

Yeah they do. You should probably make your own account

[arctic needle]

john can i friend you

[soft osprey]

cause they get a good amount of views

[small glen]

thats the general term of the weapon

[wanton remnant]

And if you get like 2k subs you can get paid

[sand herald]

Sure I don't mind friend requests

[sand herald]

Honestly might do that real soon

Got way too many unused clips

[arctic needle]

then can i friend you john

[sand herald]

Go ahead

[arctic needle]

thanks

i sent it

john i sent it

[wanton remnant]

What are the guidelines that determine if it’s a poleaxe?

I always thought it was simply just any polearm that its main head is an axe blade

[small glen]

Did you land it yet bro?

cause so far, that was the closes i got

dude i kicked my sword so hard it flew outside the map

[soft osprey]

The biggest i see is clips of your gameplay and it has 336k views

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1452953077698269224/26B1CF1.MP4?ex=694baf80&is=694a5e00&hm=7f8204ccf6618b485330a431e5634906c8675302a2f92ae490405b91821f688e&

[small glen]

i just looked at it as a dude with an Axe was plunged into my skull

[quaint ingot]

the fuck did you do?

[small glen]

everything

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1452949215973212272/72E7821.MP4?ex=694babe7&is=694a5a67&hm=b80b32537a6ecb5162bb864aba441248764ffc93bfc57fdc288eac3ba2454c08&

[sand herald]

Nah not yet, I have to play around with landing it later. Had to leave shortly after my last attempt

[small glen]

axe or hammer affixed pole weapon that was attached by langets (steel strips with rivots connecting to the pole itself) it has 4 points of impact, pommel, axe/hammer, and back and the top

[sand herald]

Only one guy actually reached out to me for permission to repost some of my clips LOL which I appreciated https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0otHVHGB0uM

[warped apex]

Jolly I made a thing

[wanton remnant]

Because the back weapon on this is considered a “spiked hammer”

[soft osprey]

Make a YouTube channel fr

Autocorrect

I hate you

[sand herald]

Fr

I'll make one right now and get it set up later when I have more time

[small glen]

Godfrey with a Pollaxe, around 1420 or so

[wanton remnant]

Fr do it, get paid. It’s not much money but it’s something

[wanton remnant]

Interesting, I’m going to have to go down a polearm research sesh when I’m off work

[hybrid gale]

do we know how big the game is like 50GB or 20GB? could someone tell me?

[small glen]

for the record

[humble iris]

im always seeing these on tt

[small glen]

the reasoning behind why its called an Axe, this is if i remember correctly

[tulip cape]

successfully holstered a longarm

[small glen]

in medieval ages, the word was used for weapons that killed cattle iirc

[wanton remnant]

Not home but Google says 2.5Gb and that sounds right to me

[small glen]

a Hammer, axe,

[humble iris]

Why would they do such a thing

[tulip cape]

2.48

[wanton remnant]

Ohhhhhhhhh ok thank you

[small glen]

@hidden schooner Sir Mordschlag can correct me if needed, so this isn't a full proof explanation

[small glen]

so if i am correct, the word "Axe" for the Pollaxe was rly just a hammer and axe

[warped apex]

I will master slitting a throat

[hybrid gale]

i should clarify i meant the full game at release

[warped apex]

I just need to work on it lol

[wanton remnant]

Just any polearm that can cull cattle with hopefully 1 hit? Besides spears of course

[small glen]

nono

i think these are just farming equipment

the word for it was just used for the pollaxe

[small glen]

Bec De Corbin is also ingame

[warped apex]

I've been awake since 6

[wanton remnant]

Oh okay so they just reused the word

[small glen]

not the first time

[obsidian mica]

7

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/star-citizen-aurora-get-this-man-a-ban-gif-25968972

[wanton remnant]

Ya midevil Europe likes to reuse a lot of words

[small glen]

the doublet saved his throat btw

[warped apex]

Jolly you made me make this

I need to make it longer

Way longer

[small glen]

Did i ever show you the meme i made

[hybrid gale]

yes

[small glen]

if i didn't well here

[warped apex]

Compared to what I normally make

Shit posts are fun

[wanton remnant]

I need to make more Willie memes, all I’ve made is a Santa hat Willie emoji that is now gone for some reason

[humble iris]

Ye

[warped apex]

I really hate tiktok

Tried uploading one of my comps and got a

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-undisputed-nope-funny-face-gif-536487951695337499

[humble iris]

strike

[small glen]

I discovered a new "tech"

[humble iris]

yeah tt moderation is silly

[humble iris]

do show

[wanton remnant]

here he is

[small glen]

me and john have yet to land it! Lmfao!

[humble iris]

oh the kickin sword thing

[warped apex]

Really wish... I could post on youtube

[humble iris]

yeah ive tried that before and ive severed my foot several times

[small glen]

so far i got the closes...

[small glen]

I find out how to do it without hurting yourself

its timing

[warped apex]

Toss up a buckler, Kick it

Football

[wanton remnant]

Make an account and start posting shorts!

[warped apex]

Can't

[humble iris]

Throw buckler

[warped apex]

It no like me

[humble iris]

American football

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

[wanton remnant]

I’m sorry, How come if you don’t mind?

[small glen]

thats the thing that makes the discovery cooler, because normally the sword would injure you. John found out how to do it in normal grip and so we are doing it the way he has shown so far

[warped apex]

I like good music lol

[small glen]

basically: You need to kick at the perfect time so your food lands on the handle of the sword

[warped apex]

@wanton remnant unless there's decent copy right free audio lol

[small glen]

kick too late, you hit the blade or crossguard. Or early and you either miss or get pommel'd

[warped apex]

Not even Skatestorys Osts are free use...

[humble iris]

can i kick the sword into my own face

[warped apex]

Sad...

[humble iris]

i want to do that

[warped apex]

You csn

[wanton remnant]

YouTube shorts under 60 seconds are protected from copyright!

[small glen]

i have

[obsidian mica]

I've killed myself more times trying to do john wick stuff than the actual willies have

[small glen]

a few times

[small glen]

leave it to the professionals!

[humble iris]

if only my phone had my clips

[small glen]

not the first tech i discovered

kick dashing is pretty kewl

[warped apex]

@wanton remnant they're also too long lol - Examples of my doohickies

Any moment...

[small glen]

Fizzle

[warped apex]

Beautiful

[small glen]

A new tech dropped in the recent update

[sleek gull]

lol

Willie can dab now

[obsidian mica]

yall ever get that glitch where if you win and die at the same time, willie spawns back naked

[sleek gull]

Yes

[obsidian mica]

i wonder why that happens

[warped apex]

What video was this?

[sleek gull]

lol the last two grab and punches were great

[warped apex]

Fairly certain you've seen this one

But however it has the best transitions between clips

Been working on that lol

Spinning in & out of clips is nice

That or cutting whenever you lean or grab

[obsidian mica]

what if all the willies are the illegitimite children of the Baron, and he makes them duel in the arena for his entertainment

[upbeat jacinth]

duel for the right to become the new baron upon his death...

[sleek gull]

I was way too early on the grab, but he sold like a pro

[obsidian mica]

which is why in the gauntlet you have to work ur way up the hierarchy until you are strong enough to duel him yourself, then if you win you become the Baron

and the cycle goes on

The Abyss must be the afterlife for the willies who failed

[warped apex]

I've made too much

[obsidian mica]

nice skills

[warped apex]

Far too much

[upbeat jacinth]

yeah

[warped apex]

Mr twinkle winkle, I'm pinkle and I hope your well

[obsidian mica]

i dont know how players manage to throw weapons so accurately

[warped apex]

@obsidian mica too much plsytime

That is a way

[obsidian mica]

makes sense, im only 20hrs deep

[warped apex]

I'm about? 1500hrs in...

Help...

[small glen]

i have like 900 hours less than Pinkle

[obsidian mica]

before early access is crazy

[warped apex]

I was maybe? 800hrs in than the game updated

I lost all muscle memory

Then I relearned it again

Now I'm better lol

I am happy to have footage of when I was new

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-michael-kackson-gif-michael-jackson-gif-smooth-criminal-smooth-criminal-mv-gif-24082071

the audio broke, rip

[small glen]

@warped apex Sir, i might be Micheal Bee jackson

[obsidian mica]

no weapon can beat the good ol' power of the hands

[warped apex]

I got two headshots

With lamps

[tender holly]

I got 1

but with my feet

[obsidian mica]

grandma never stood a chance

[wanton remnant]

If you post them with copyrighted music the WORST THING that can happen is they just block it, or more often the music artist takes the revenue. There’s no harm in trying, YouTube shorts can also be up to 3 minutes long now.
It’s just that you can make money with copyrighted stuff if you are 60s or under. Thats the only reason you would want to make it 60s unless it’s naturally that short

[warped apex]

@wanton remnant bonk

[fading dirge]

what the fuck this isnt even HEMA anymore this is just evolved MMA

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

Sex mex doesn't copyright themselves

[wanton remnant]

Perfect!

[warped apex]

I just toss stuff for the flash lol

[wanton remnant]

Also as I said Most artists choose to just take the ad revenue instead of blocking it anyway

[obsidian mica]

rule of cool

[fading dirge]

VR half sword looks kinda easier

[tender holly]

its not VR

[obsidian mica]

its not VR its first person mode

[fading dirge]

oh

damn

where is that

[tender holly]

v

[warped apex]

I am just sadly one of the best at first person

[fading dirge]

o

V

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

[fading dirge]

they be

[obsidian mica]

VR half sword would be blade and sorcery without sorcery

[warped apex]

Unemployment

[tender holly]

ye

[fading dirge]

studying the way of the mouse HEMA i swear

[tender holly]

it would be

[small glen]

I was honestly going to just surrender, but i rly wanted to kill the Plancon with an axe

[obsidian mica]

i tried getting into it but motion sickeness said otherwise

[warped apex]

Aura farming even in defeat

[small glen]

not better than me!!H!H1h r4h skb lg

[obsidian mica]

nah he's playing full sword at this point

[warped apex]

I prefer 1st because it's just more immersive

Day 2 of quiting smoking

[fast tangle]

👋

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-18890916

Someone fucking kill me

[broken vortex]

im way deep into the abyss rn and i just had to fight two barons consecutively

i won but still what the fuck

[warped apex]

That's nice

Wait till you get 3 of them

[fading dirge]

thats nice

wait till you try to start abyss but a guy with the candle holder comes and hits you so hard you see the pearly gates

[tender holly]

perfect cut

[obsidian mica]

who new in a game based around medieval combat a candle stick would be the most OP weapon

[broken vortex]

i rarely ever use vertical cuts

[fading dirge]

yeah

[tender holly]

they are only good with axes

[broken vortex]

this is my favorite weapon in the entire game

[warped apex]

I've sent over 1000 videos

[obsidian mica]

id argue hitting them with swords is easier because of the bigger lethal surface

[humble iris]

overheads are good with anything if you do it right

[warped apex]

On this discord

Wow

[broken vortex]

not only are the spikes nasty if they make contact with flesh, the weapon itself is good for bashing peoples heads in if they have armor

[tender holly]

spear?

[humble iris]

that could work

[junior temple]

Will there be pvp in full game?

[fading dirge]

spear is pretty good actually

[humble iris]

it can cut still

[fading dirge]

it has good reach

[warped apex]

You don't need the sharpness

Just bonk

[humble iris]

hewing spears were real

[obsidian mica]

if multiplayer comes out many servers are going to ban this weapon

too OP

[tender holly]

fr

[warped apex]

You know you could use the wood part to snap neckd

[humble iris]

plancon spotted… opinon INVALID

[warped apex]

Put it behind their neck, Pull back hard

[obsidian mica]

fr

[tender holly]

you can use bare hands to do that as well

[warped apex]

Rsrely

[fading dirge]

whats a plancon

[warped apex]

Wsr crime fuck you stick

[humble iris]

that spiky spear

[warped apex]

The pokey thing

[fading dirge]

oh

[obsidian mica]

the spear with the metal spikey things

[fading dirge]

alr

[warped apex]

The item of doom

[humble iris]

war crime stick

never use it

[warped apex]

Exsctly

[humble iris]

its from the devil

[warped apex]

We all hate and love it

[fading dirge]

i dont use it it looks too weird

[humble iris]

the devil made it to reel people in

[undone lintel]

i luv the axe

[obsidian mica]

i hardley doubt it was used in real medieval combat

[warped apex]

How to practice throwinh

[fading dirge]

why wouldnt it

[warped apex]

Go to abyss

Grab lamps

Profit

[fading dirge]

do you use alt mode

[warped apex]

No

Bad

[obsidian mica]

in the real world as soon as soon as you hit armor half the spikes would fly off

[undone lintel]

why was it so accurate

[warped apex]

We just curvature and musclememory here

@undone lintel

Yes*

[tender holly]

alt mode is only good for knifes spears forks

and some swords

[warped apex]

That's where your wrong

[humble iris]

i prefer double clicking

[warped apex]

It's good for also pushing

[obsidian mica]

everyone knows the optimal thrusting technique is too double click then run at top speed

[undone lintel]

are you john halfsword

[tender holly]

ye

[warped apex]

@undone lintel watch this one

[tender holly]

or you can saluet

[warped apex]

It's better ish...

[fading dirge]

actually how does the double rmb thrust work

[warped apex]

New meme must watch Big Wows

[fading dirge]

i tried to do it but it just switched from half sword to normal

[humble iris]

pinklepuff secretly john halfsword 😱

[warped apex]

If you aren't stabbing with alt...

I am saddned

[fading dirge]

how does double rmb work

[obsidian mica]

i guess you would know wouldnt you

[tender holly]

it doesnt

[warped apex]

I know too much and too little

[humble iris]

hmm

[obsidian mica]

im screaming sway me kindness as soon as my opp is using ts

[tender holly]

Right at neck

I love this axe

[humble iris]

hmmmm

[undone lintel]

axe op

[tender holly]

this one

ye

but hte other axe

[tender holly]

like when you are on class men at arms

[undone lintel]

the other axe op what are you talking about

[tender holly]

is mid

[humble iris]

its janky

thats what makes it good

[tender holly]

its mid in my opinion

[warped apex]

I like head stabs

[humble iris]

but we hate it

so never use it

we dont like crutch weapons in this part of halfcordia

[broken vortex]

mortal kombat finisher

[warped apex]

I still am going this kill

[obsidian mica]

thats like the best weapon on that tier

besides sword

[warped apex]

Trying to drop a knife while grappling to catch it with the other hand is almost impossible

But my god I'll do it

[soft cape]

fuck off no way .... now i gotta play this mode again...

[warped apex]

Oh hey vinny

[soft cape]

why i oughta

[obsidian mica]

you will be more successful if you dont run into the fence

[humble iris]

when i get back from vacation

[soft cape]

hey pinklepuff

[humble iris]

i am doing this

[warped apex]

@soft cape I made a new thing

Didn't finish it vut

But*

[soft cape]

how do you not have the creator role yet?

[warped apex]

Soon...

I need a channel

[soft cape]

they don't accept twitch?

[warped apex]

And I'm too petty to count twitch

That isn't really anything

[soft cape]

aw man i'd use that as an intro to a video fo sho

but i am gunna try and beat that guys highscore sorry idk how to pronounce or even type it

[warped apex]

It is infact possible for me to play boringly

Normally*

[soft cape]

lol

[soft cape]

every fuken time i hop on this guy he's walkin here

lol

[small glen]

My ancestor (Willie Cheesman) hitting moves

[warped apex]

@signal wedge would this get me content creator

Lol

[signal wedge]

Content creator is more for people who stream or make videos methinks

But that is a peak meme

[soft cape]

bro that dis arm was disrespectful

[warped apex]

Does this coint

[soft cape]

he do stream he do stream

[warped apex]

Count*

[obsidian mica]

but he created. content

[broken vortex]

i have a score of 22200 in the void rn, now im gonna try looking for the full baron armor set

[warped apex]

@signal wedge

It will send

[signal wedge]

very astute observation