#halfsword-chat-⚔

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small glen
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annoying shit

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ever

nocturne temple
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why is the ai so good with a spear and shield

small glen
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not because they are hard to deal with

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its just fucking boring

small glen
fierce wedge
small glen
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because for some reason

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they can run into you

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and do like 500 points of blunt damage

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and make you fall

fierce wedge
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its more of you're already tired so you take like x20 more conscious damage

small glen
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so its just a distance keeping game

small glen
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I don't swing like a madman to lose stamina

heady cradle
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Ngl mosr of these issues atleast for me if fixed by halfswordung and ramming my sword into their heads

fierce wedge
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oh yeah at random moments their shield can slightly glitch and just instantly knock you out

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or maybe its intended idk

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i've never managed it when i had a shield equipped

heady cradle
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But i do play aggressively so might differ from playstylr

sturdy jolt
fierce wedge
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shields are really good for dealing with literally every polearm ever

heady cradle
fierce wedge
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yeah that

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isnt much of a challenge because

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shield

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shields as a concept

heady cradle
fierce wedge
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i mean you could kill a shield using literally anything theoretically

heady cradle
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But usually i use longswords and axes with little exprienxe with using shields so my strats are a bit more aggresive

trim fractal
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why theres only 1 set of king warrior?

frigid flume
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i mean best against spiky stick is just another spiky stick

heady cradle
fierce wedge
frigid flume
trim fractal
heady cradle
deep shale
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baseball bat

fierce wedge
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baseball bat

heady cradle
trim fractal
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ok

frigid flume
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yeah thats why i want multiplayer npcs you learn them quite fast but players are a different thing i want to see if i could beat other humans

trim fractal
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but then why usual knight fighting against a king

frigid flume
trim fractal
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i mean
this fella cant even jurt me

trim fractal
humble iris
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fierce wedge
eternal scaffold
# fierce wedge

i always kick the shit out of them when they kneel like this

steady shard
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What about when you fight Knights

fierce wedge
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hand gone.

eternal scaffold
steady shard
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Also i didnt know you could be head people

frigid flume
sturdy jolt
frigid flume
fierce wedge
# sturdy jolt

does this mean hypothetically you could trip someone with a buckler by kicking it

sturdy jolt
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You could consistently kick it directly into their face and instantly knock them out theoretically

frigid flume
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American man tipe shi

fierce wedge
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man this ai cowardous i chop him in the arm only once and he surrendar!!

frigid flume
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do yall also randomly generate the tallest willy possible?

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i feel like it gives and advantage

forest olive
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Is there a way to play with my friend?

eternal scaffold
small glen
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actually

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John has done this

misty gazelle
wraith robin
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lowk aura

forest olive
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multiplayer?

misty gazelle
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nope

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might be a local multiplayer option but i dont think there is a likelihood of online multiplayer with this game.

frigid flume
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is there a way to use the opposite side of a weapong like that axe that makes u use the pointi and not the cutting part or other hammer that look like a swiss knife?

humble iris
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not yet

frigid flume
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blek

sand herald
misty gazelle
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You can kinda fudge it with a backswing, but thats about it.

small glen
humble iris
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usually what you can do (atleast with a poleaxe) is holding it over your shoulder so the point on the back is towards them

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and then double click to stab

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or backswinging byeah

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its janky a tad

upper urchin
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is a pacer talking

humble iris
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Yes

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Pacers >>>> every other team

humble iris
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Actually knicks is the Best team

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No bias

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Totally

wraith robin
humble iris
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Squa sh

upper urchin
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owns all of them

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🦌

wraith robin
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nuggets better btw

humble iris
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Bucks are… GARBAGE!

frigid flume
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up the mets

echo terrace
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guys do we agree that Willie represents the peak of humanity

frigid flume
humble iris
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i play for the yankees Too

echo terrace
humble iris
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Frst batter

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God my internet is so shit here

frigid flume
echo terrace
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i thought this was willie sex sticker

sharp basalt
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hello

humble iris
humble iris
frigid flume
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barcode

sharp basalt
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i found a strainge vid in halfsword game files and it isnt like halfsword rn

frigid flume
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it doesnt reproduce in youtube says to try later

humble iris
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ip grabber(1)

sharp basalt
frigid flume
sharp basalt
frigid flume
sharp basalt
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you can check on the file yourself in half sword its calle menu.mp4

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MENU.mp4

frigid flume
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no sos de calle

sharp basalt
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typo

humble iris
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ip grabber(2)

frigid flume
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it just looks like promo video

sharp basalt
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new map and the physics is strange

frigid flume
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like the one on the steam page

sharp basalt
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promo in halfsword game files

frigid flume
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idk man im just saying

humble iris
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your video is taking 20 years to process

sand herald
sharp basalt
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aint my fult

frigid flume
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its litterally in the steam page

grave pier
frigid flume
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i just found it there too

sharp basalt
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fr

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damn

brittle bridge
grave pier
brittle bridge
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yeah on fucking mush that is

humble iris
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its just the game halfsword

frigid flume
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i cant say The greek Σ

humble iris
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Greek

frigid flume
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sigm

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a

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cant say it

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Gets blocked

sharp basalt
frigid flume
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Nowhere on most keyboards

sharp basalt
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yh

frigid flume
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copypasted it

indigo mica
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How do you stop the game randomly crashing?

frigid flume
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but can probably get it if you change the language of your keyboard to whatever that is

frigid flume
indigo mica
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Any fixes to make it a little better

brittle bridge
deep shale
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im gonna rant

indigo mica
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Okay, my fps seems okay but it will just crash my pc like 10 games in

brittle bridge
deep shale
indigo mica
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Okay thank you

signal wedge
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@humble iris

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Its you bro

deep shale
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i had to put my glasses on
It looked like shrek

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who is understandably angry about immigration policy involving his swamp

rare hearth
humble iris
echo terrace
buoyant ravine
grave pier
buoyant ravine
upper urchin
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any1 got any interesting mods

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to rec

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like really interesting

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mind boggling mods

echo terrace
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will demo stay free after full release

storm prairie
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RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

civic kindle
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My game crashes the second I open up Half sword enhancer mod. What to do?

atomic stump
civic kindle
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I envy the people who never had to go through ur bs

echo terrace
atomic stump
civic kindle
atomic stump
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LIke imagine

upper urchin
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😂

atomic stump
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Imagine not even being able to send a gif

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thats funny

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You speak when you are spoken to

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you arent worth anything here yet

echo terrace
atomic stump
blazing parrot
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umm

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guys my game bugged and guy who i was playing with didnt have clotes on

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not even pants

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it happend becouse game before i died and won at the same time

atomic stump
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Siom look at this

blazing parrot
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i seen his dih

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clicking v wasnt the best option

atomic stump
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It gives you aerodynamics

echo terrace
steady shard
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I wa doing ultimate trials

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I wasprett far and the game crashed 💔💔

sleek gull
steady shard
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Or a knight

steady shard
# sleek gull

First of how do you properly unsheat your sword and second how do you have that weapon

sleek gull
sleek gull
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The weapon is a custom T3 Longsword made by Bitterrelative.

upper urchin
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sb got an interesting mod

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cmon

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any sw mods

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anything

sleek gull
blazing parrot
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did it hurt?

steady shard
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My character

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Doesnt miss 1 arm

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He misses 2

steady shard
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Still alive

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I feel like the opponent is torturing me

steady shard
rare hearth
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lmfaoo

steady shard
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Why is my character not dead

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Wounds everyone

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Bes more blood then human

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Hes

echo terrace
sleek gull
echo terrace
sleek gull
echo terrace
sleek gull
echo terrace
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fair enough

rare hearth
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goated fizzlepop

steady shard
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I killed a guy while lacking a limb

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Now 2 guys

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Btw i lack my last hand

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Left

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So i violently kick them

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And ram my axe in them by doing a body Smash

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I severed a body

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Im so proud of myself

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This method is so effective

sleek gull
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Minimum damage felt like normal damage lol. Brutal combo

echo terrace
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guys should i kill him

steady shard
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Helpp

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I yeated the guy by kicking him

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I yeated myself across the map

sleek gull
echo terrace
sleek gull
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Damage is turned down to like 3% lol

soft cape
sleek gull
ancient goblet
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hi guys, is it a well known bug that if you die when killing a gauntlet boss you get the next tier's abyss ?

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(question is should i report it or is it flooding)

soft cape
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if you die in gauntlet period you get sent to abyss as for the next tiers boss idk about that

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i may have misunderstood the question

ancient goblet
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I died fighting the 3rd boss while he was dying and got the winning sound, but i still got sent to abyss and the final boss of it was the boss i just died on and still got sent to the next tier when i won the abyss

soft cape
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ah so when you win in the abyss you keep your progress

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therefore since you won against the boss you progress

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but since you died you got sent to abyss

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and since you won you kept progress

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all in one go if i understand correctly

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a little buggy but that's what sense i make of it

wanton remnant
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believe hes saying he died at the same time as he killed the boss without holding g to win, but still went to next teir

ancient goblet
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yes

soft cape
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exactly so he died and got sent to abyss but since he won he made progress and since he won in the abyss he kept said progress

wanton remnant
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it doesnt usually work that way tho

soft cape
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does that make sense?

ancient goblet
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i guessed i passed the "player killed 3rd boss" verification without even pressing g and getting back to menu so it counted as tier 4 abyss ?

wanton remnant
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he didnt win in the way of he died before he could hold g tho

wanton remnant
soft cape
ancient goblet
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yes exact

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and that i died on

soft cape
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ok then yeah exactly you got the verification withou pressing g

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so...huh idk

wanton remnant
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maybe make a report. doesnt sound like something that should happen as in most cases its still a loss not a win

soft cape
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i mean i guess you could die after killing any boss as long as your screen flashes white you make the progress

ancient goblet
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thing is it didn't

ancient goblet
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can't hurt

wanton remnant
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especially if you have footage it cant hurt

ancient goblet
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mb

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just watched back

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but didn't get the winning screen

soft cape
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there you go so yeah since you "won" but still died you made progress yet got sent to the abyss

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order of events in the programming i guess

ancient goblet
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quick minute i'll send it in game footage

carmine marten
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did i get my access taken away for the playtest or what

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i cant play it no more

ancient goblet
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if you guys want to watch what happend it's in game-footage

soft cape
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playtest and demo got merged back on april first

carmine marten
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ohh so if i load up demo itll be fine?

soft cape
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i seen and yeah just what i said that flash of white and you progressed

carmine marten
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alr bet

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thanks

soft cape
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np

soft cape
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if you were to have pulled back and not won it would have told you "you are injured hold g to give up

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sometimes you die so fast it doesnt give you that chance

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sometimes it will tell you to give up but you are still capable of winning like if you lose an arm but arent bleeding out it wont tell you to give up but your guy will constantly grab the stub making the other hand useless but you can still kick them to death

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sometimes ill get caught in the neck with a sword and it will tell me to give up before i run away and then it disappears

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it's really flip-floppity on the surrender stipulations

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gunna do an abyss run will be quiet unless pinged

final venture
pearl ferry
soft cape
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abyss run quickly got fugged by axeman

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he tapped my shoulders and my entire upper boddy fell off

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ill never beat my highscore 😩

echo terrace
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how many placons in the game

echo terrace
soft cape
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that's me vsing my fifth baron in the abyss

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it get's fucking intese after you beat the first one

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but you can steal his armor after you beat him

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along with his weapons

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the armour will naturally spawn after you beat the first one

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but for each dagger the baron only has one

queen heath
soft cape
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this is me running for my fuggen life after the first one died and all these guys spawned at once

soft cape
queen heath
soft cape
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yeah but bragging rights and proof of the kill are always something i like to have

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but most definitly the worst dagger by far

queen heath
soft cape
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even the skinny knife has a better chance to kill

queen heath
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it’s very cinematic to kill people with

soft cape
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oh the gleam is beautiful

queen heath
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this is a kill i got with it that was pretty cool

soft cape
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made him surrender with his own dagger

queen heath
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t’s is peak 🥲

soft cape
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@signal wedge

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we got scammers

signal wedge
ancient goblet
ancient goblet
soft cape
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🫡

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i like the community to be safe

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i'd ask to be a voice actor for the game but i don't think my work stands up to the quality this games holds

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fear of rejection i suppose

upper urchin
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ts frying me

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fuck are u saying gng

queen heath
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LMFAOOO

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SAYS THE GUY THAT MISPELLED ME

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😭

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U FAT

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fat but

upper urchin
queen heath
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ok i sorry

soft cape
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bruh why we gotta be so mean i meake spelling mistakes all the time

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case in point

upper urchin
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fr like

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fuck that guy

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am i right

soft cape
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whoa hol up

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i don't take sides my dude i'm more of an adjudicator

upper urchin
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nah fuck him

soft cape
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i remember i jokingly said i wipe my ass with your feelings and one of the mods popped in here and everyone was like ooooooooh

upper urchin
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that was to me as well

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crazy work

soft cape
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was that that's hilarious

pearl ferry
soft cape
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i like how i can recognise you clipped another clip before this clip

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both of wich are crazy good

soft cape
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i'm surprised you didnt catch the tip under your helm there i try and knock it to the side

pearl ferry
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going halfsword up against spears is just aura it's not a good idea but it's straight aura so i do it anyways

soft cape
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but still amazing

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lol straight aura farming i hate how it's called that now instead of just looking cool

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but now i use it unironically

pearl ferry
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yea at first it was ironic but now something cool happens and now it's aura

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hit this finisher and i just mutter "aura" under my breath

queen heath
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@upper urchin

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i bake u friendship cake

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it done

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🎂

upper urchin
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do i accept

queen heath
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u have to

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pleez mister ive pro

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u have to accept it

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pleeeeze

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u have to

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friend

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friendships cake

upper urchin
queen heath
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u accept

soft cape
pearl ferry
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sit down smack

queen heath
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also

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hot take

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the baron is a good class to play as

soft cape
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in the abyss i'll agree but in one on one or brave stand and carnage it feels too easy

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i feel like when i steal the barons armor i make a story like all the peasants and knights see me as a tyrant and are starting arevolution

echo terrace
queen heath
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or demo

soft cape
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idk any of the lore ngl

echo terrace
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aside from the obvious fact that Willie is the peak of human evolution

queen heath
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true

soft cape
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here's a hot take i think moist critikal is over rated

queen heath
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willie is the peak athletic

queen heath
echo terrace
queen heath
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i don’t love vinny

dusk quartz
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how does one unlock console?

echo terrace
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who that

queen heath
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because he doesn’t love moist critikal

echo terrace
pearl ferry
queen heath
soft cape
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lol

queen heath
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Vinny!!! Say u sorry….

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ur evil…

echo terrace
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the word starting with r and ending with z is banned

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i wonder why

queen heath
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?

soft cape
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lol i think @plain token is the one to explain that prolly not but most likely

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wait why am i saying sorry?

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why is the word that starts with r and ends with z banned?

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are you the cause of such heinous acts?

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it's ok i wouldnt admit to that either lol

wind iris
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rate the pics in photography

upper urchin
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bro why is there not a star wars mod out there

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like

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the fuck man

signal wedge
upper urchin
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the famous number ban

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lowk crazy

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work

signal wedge
soft cape
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lolololololol

soft cape
wind iris
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1-10

soft cape
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6-7

wind iris
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👀

soft cape
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for the first on a 4 on the second

wind iris
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what

soft cape
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8 on the third

wind iris
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oh

soft cape
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and a good 9 on the last one

echo terrace
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when are they adding vergil and dante to the game

soft cape
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i'd say sorry but i also feel like asking a ridiculous question renders a ridiculous response

soft cape
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my fiance says when she hears virgil she thinks of fallout

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and dante from devil may cry

upper urchin
soft cape
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lolololololl

upper urchin
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is buddy secrectly un c

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😭

soft cape
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me? i am an u n c have been since i was 13

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ive been accumulating my un c powers for over a decade now

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i gotta stop saying that or i'm gunna start saying it uncironiclly

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hehe

steady shard
soft cape
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i'm 26 been there done that

steady shard
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💀wild

rare hearth
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old people...

steady shard
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People are twice my age here 😭

soft cape
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yet half the maturity

steady shard
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Frt

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*frr

soft cape
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you're only as old as you feel they say some days i feel like im 60 somedays i feel like im seven

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let me put it this way my body feel 60 my mind feels like im 7

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working on a roof will do that to ya

steady shard
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Hope your body is okay

soft cape
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lol got me getting all philosophical

small glen
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Sharted

soft cape
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yet not talking about philosophy at all...

steady shard
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I gotta do philosophy in english class 🥀

soft cape
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exactly ... the loopholes

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i loved philosophy i found a song called the history of philosophy by rucka rucka ali

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it's a rap and it's absolutely ridiculous

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but it pops into my head every now and then

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? how you mean

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oh lol

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i had to check brainrot museum to see it

echo terrace
soft cape
# lofty stag 🤨

how do i put this....
i laugh when i fart alone in an elevator
yet my knees crack when i walk upstairs

soft cape
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i did months ago.... stop harassing me 😩

warped apex
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Also quiting smoking - Illusive legal magic cabbage

soft cape
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actually since ive stopped ive been alot sharper

warped apex
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As you can tell I'm about as sharp as a dull hoe

soft cape
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my fiance still smokes and was working on a hogwarts puzzle for 40 minutes and asked for help i finished it in 2 minutes

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i remember when my knives where that sharp i'd test them but shaving the hair off my arm

soft cape
fathom nest
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any1 else have the issue that the game crashes a lot

soft cape
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turn blood slider down all the way that should stop it from crashing for the most part

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it's a problem with the third party engine

fathom nest
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bet ty

warped apex
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I wonder if I'll be better at halfsword lol

warped apex
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You haven't seen this one

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After like the 4-5 video of mine you watch you'll realize it's the same tricks

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Just in different combos

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I am the tacobell of first person

soft cape
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oh dayum the first little bit than lol

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then*

lean nicheBOT
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🚫 r3no8, that command is disabled in this channel.

soft cape
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you gotta try that in the stat rank check channel muh dude

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i'm considering applying for moderator but idk how often ill be on

warped apex
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I was playing arma 3 last night, Haven't played it in forever... First mission in I accidentally fragged civs...

soft cape
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me on halo tho

warped apex
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I wonder if I could get the mod status

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Chronically on here... Unfortunately

soft cape
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plus i think they got quite a bit

unborn mango
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hey party people, i've gotten to the final challenge in the gauntlet today and i've been getting a few fatal crashes here is that normal?

placid coyote
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theres sis

soft cape
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theres usually one or two on and ive hopped on here at all point of the 24 hour cycle due to my shift vyvle

unborn mango
placid coyote
soft cape
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like i said ive applied for the military they fdon't like that

soft cape
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ah i gtg fiance asked me to do the dishes while she goes and picks up her son from baby dady

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peace ill be back in a bit

placid coyote
soft cape
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and lived to try not to say anything about it

warped apex
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The mafia life

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Goddamn

soft cape
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more like dealing with the triad

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but you didnt hear it from me

warped apex
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You've got a new nickname lol

soft cape
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oh boy ive had too many nicknames

warped apex
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Forever will be refered as triad by me now lol

soft cape
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i'm not asian which is funny

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like dude it's scary when you recognize someone from your past and they say "i see you"

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you hope you never see them again

stuck anvil
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why the fuck do you get sent to the abyss every time you die

soft cape
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asa test of mettle

warped apex
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I can confirm I fell off a scooter at the pier in san diago and a person called me out for it a day later lol

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I still haven't recovered

soft cape
stuck anvil
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wait waht

warped apex
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Yes

stuck anvil
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how do you keep it

warped apex
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Win and live

stuck anvil
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win?

soft cape
stuck anvil
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is there an amnt of ppl i have to kill

warped apex
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Kill them all

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All

soft cape
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win and live you keep your progress

warped apex
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Them All

soft cape
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yeah just up until the previous tier boss

stuck anvil
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oh fuh

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took me days to make it outa commonor

soft cape
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then fade to white and you back at the menu

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try practicing in the abyss

warped apex
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Took me a month to get 100 plus wins...

stuck anvil
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ok ty very much discord man ❤️

warped apex
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This discord is helpful

soft cape
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but i'd say it's a stretch to try and beat my high score

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iirc you only get 50 points for each kill

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maybe im wrong

humble iris
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abyss is easy when you get armor

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its just a bit tedious to get to that point considering injuries linger

soft cape
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if you run you heal up

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as long as you havent lost that limb

humble iris
#

very slowly

soft cape
#

yeah that's why it took me 6-7 hours to get that high score

#

i had a nap halfway through

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score when i had my nap

humble iris
#

was that choice of number combinations a pun or is that genuinely how long it took

soft cape
#

literally how long it took

humble iris
#

oh

soft cape
#

i know the number by itself is banned

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that's why i hyphened it

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mostly due to running away so i can heal / unload unused assets which caused the game to stutter

#

but yeah i gotta go do dishes

tawdry vale
#

Willie is ready to deck your halls with this fit 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

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No number

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Everything is fine

wanton remnant
#

brainrot is banned, thats all ya need to know

steady shard
placid coyote
#

i thought you heal slowly regardless

wanton remnant
#

same

whole marsh
#

They should add main gauche ngl

placid coyote
whole marsh
#

A weapon

placid coyote
#

oh

whole marsh
#

it's for fencing

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Imagine a stiletto with wide crossguard and handguard

placid coyote
#

oh ok

misty gazelle
placid coyote
#

yes

whole marsh
#

good cut but lame technique

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whenever i use technique with blade, i never get deep cuts

#

is this a curse

slender hull
#

yeah actually

misty gazelle
frosty shale
#

adf

soft cape
#

wait huh what ? how i update?

placid coyote
#

he might be joshing

soft cape
#

bruh you right i fell for it ... every time

placid coyote
#

you dont

soft cape
#

take a page out of resident evil and put some water on that shit

soft cape
glad crow
#

hey, is there a playtest yet? sth more than the demo? there is nothing about this on faq

soft cape
#

i havent tested that extensively yet

soft cape
small mica
#

Hello fellow half sworders

soft cape
#

greetings

glad crow
soft cape
#

no prob

small mica
#

:D

#

I know mods ar not officially supported, but I do know they exist, are they on nexus?

soft cape
#

i notice every day this discords community gets a little biger and i love it

#

bigger

placid coyote
#

i wish I could try the vcersion witht he shirts

ancient dagger
#

YO!!

misty gazelle
soft cape
#

i don't use any mods but i'm sure others will know about it

ancient dagger
#

Clean asf

small mica
#

hmm, I wonder if there is one for selecting the weapon and armor

soft cape
#

i verbal yelled oh when you got that

placid coyote
#

hes got a wart

soft cape
small mica
soft cape
small mica
#

what is considered by the community to be the best weapon in half sword?

soft cape
soft cape
#

yeah i didnt think so

grave pier
soft cape
#

i cant make heads or tails of what im looking at

small mica
soft cape
#

lol

gilded frigate
#

Brand new

soft osprey
misty gazelle
small mica
gilded frigate
small mica
#

lmoa

small glen
#

i play planet zoo and planet coaster to make everyone and everything suffer

misty gazelle
#

the 'reactions' in this game are fun.

small mica
#

ah I see the best weapon in the game

soft cape
#

i'm sorry i did'nt plow your feilds this morning ..... but i plowed your wife

small mica
#

I truly consider the battle axe to be the best

grave pier
soft cape
gilded frigate
placid coyote
misty gazelle
small mica
soft cape
#

oh yeah i practice a little with everything so i can switch in a moments notice

gilded frigate
soft cape
small mica
soft cape
#

bro held me for a second so i start puching

small mica
#

barons weapon is useless if you close the distance

soft cape
#

yeah not when you got no weapon in your hands

misty gazelle
small mica
#

I am a bit skeptical about gambesons performance against slash attacks

misty gazelle
#

gambeson does protect against that sort of stuff, a lot better than nothing

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but, that swing should've sent his noggin.

soft cape
small mica
small mica
misty gazelle
soft cape
#

you can put weapons away by holding e if they are in your right hand and q in your left hand x to switch which hand they are in

soft cape
#

you can hold up to four things on your belt one sheild on your back or an arm sheild

misty gazelle
soft cape
#

my axe loadout

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my mace loadout

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anyone else have this happen to them?

#

fuken loot hoard

#

gaba the only ive seen with this kinda gameplay

#

if i could spawn enemies i'd do that instead of playing abyss i just feel like i spend more time transitioning between fights rather than engaging an enemy

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i just don't like menu navigation

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oh yeah but it scales so quickly you don't have a good opportunity to collect weapons and armor

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that's my solution

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@wintry lintel to stop the fatal eror crash turn blood down

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all the way

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would i rather what now?

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what is that mate?

#

i said fug it and applied to be a mod if it happens it happens if it dont it dont

#

i try my best to help out but i'm also usually just hanging in halfsword chat

#

bro you troll alot but i still love you i'm just here to make sure no one falls for it lol

wintry lintel
soft cape
#

i feel like the general chat needs the mods more than this cat lol

soft cape
soft cape
soft cape
rare sage
#

how tall is willy

soft cape
#

so it depends

rare sage
#

whats the height range then

#

i must mold myself into irl willie

signal wedge
#

mayhaps you just follow the rules or somethin 🤷‍♂️

soft cape
#

uh idk that truthfully but if you go into the camera and do auto focus and putthe cam at the top of his head and point to the ground it will give you the measurement

signal wedge
#

That's because you were trolling fella 😭

soft cape
#

check my last message

signal wedge
#

"Mods need to chill" = "let me violate the rules and get away with it"

rare sage
#

5'6

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and bosses are 5'9

soft cape
#

sounds about right but can't confirm unless i do what i explained

upper urchin
#

mods way too strict over here

#

dude acted like i said the n word yesterday

#

when i never did

soft cape
rare sage
soft cape
#

well not what you were looking fer

mental cargo
#

chat is this image tuff?

upper urchin
#

fuck no twin

soft cape
soft cape
mental cargo
#

is this tuff tho?

soft cape
#

don't mind how my willie is completely naked under all that armour

#

actually id watch that movie

mental cargo
#

fr me too

soft cape
#

lol the quotes

#

yo i once had the opp decap me and my camera rolled away with my head it was dissorienting as fug

#

damn im top 11 in message stats

#

by talking alot

signal wedge
soft cape
#

i can see that

#

oh wow ive been around but idk when i joined the server and i also didnt speak alot when i first joined

humble iris
#

_ _

soft cape
#

yeah i joined in oct

soft cape
signal wedge
mortal steppe
#

holy fucking shit dude

#

why does the game keep fucking crashing

#

this is the 3rd time i had a good fucking run

#

and it crashess

#

i put it on gentle and medium graphics dawg

#

shit still crashes

soft cape
#

will stop the crashing

#

for the most part

mortal steppe
small mica
#

which weapon is best at decapitating hands?

soft cape
#

you literally have to turn it all the way off it's a problem with a third party engine go into settings and slide all the way down

small mica
#

big or small one?

soft cape
soft cape
#

i know it's not as fun but if you want to beat the game that's what you gotta do

celest wigeon
#

I am in abyss.

#

Do I take the spiked spear or keep the long sword.

#

The long sword from the boss

soft cape
#

spiked spear in my opinion

#

and i have yet to see some one beat my high score

celest wigeon
#

I have 0 armor except a like a metal hat

humble hazel
celest wigeon
#

And 2 small shields on my side and back

soft cape
celest wigeon
#

The npcs after the sword boss, are people with half or barely any armor and have swords and daggers?

soft cape
#

yes and unless you see someone with a higher score than this heed my advice

celest wigeon
#

Ok.

soft cape
#

this took me 6-7 hours of game time

#

and avout four hours of nap time

#

this was my naptime score

celest wigeon
#

OH IT’S THE HARD LETHER LOOKING SHIELD WHEN YOU HAVE MORE ARMOR. Do I take that?!

soft cape
#

if you can put it on your back then yes if not then no

celest wigeon
#

Nvm it requires me to hold it so I can't have it at my side and I would need a smaller qeapon

#

Weapon if I want to use it

soft cape
#

the big sheild as tall as you is the only sheild id suggest the bucklers are good until you get a fullbody cuirass

#

the tall sheild you put on your back i never hold it in my off hand

hoary temple
#

hello guys

soft cape
#

heyyy its joakim

celest wigeon
#

I HAGE NO PANTS GGGGG NO LEG ARMOR

hoary temple
celest wigeon
#

Yeah I died.

soft cape
#

once you find one piece of armor dont fight avoid enemies until you find more armor they will despawn but will not progress to the next boss

celest wigeon
#

I was stuck with the next boss 😭

soft cape
#

oh damn that's where it get's tough

#

they fence you in

celest wigeon
#

Yeah

#

When we adding giant hammers

#

😀

small glen
soft cape
#

lol they have hammers and pole hammers but nothing of the carnival sort if that's what you mean

soft osprey
#

I think one of chromes weapon packs has a big hammer

small glen
#

filthy disgusting one handed users

clear forge
#

guys theres no half swords in my half sword game

royal dust
#

guys i cant hold g i dont know why, either to give up or continue holding g does nothing so i cant progress

#

i can press g to taunt and that works but holding g does nothing

soft osprey
royal dust
#

its a keyboard issue

royal dust
#

ive been reinstalling my game and messing with settings and all

#

and its a keyboard issue

soft cape
#

eyyy glad we figured that out

royal dust
#

i just assumed it would be the game

#

damn ok

soft osprey
unborn mango
unborn mango
#

also me thinking i'm decent, then watching the video's in here and realizing i'm only mortal

soft cape
placid coyote
#

parrying is so hard

small glen
royal dust
small glen
soft cape
small glen
soft cape
soft cape
soft cape
placid coyote
#

whats hema

celest wigeon
#

How many npcs before I fight the next boss, usually shows up?

soft cape
#

historical europian martial arts

placid coyote
celest wigeon
#

I have 1k

placid coyote
#

o

#

nevermind

#

idk

soft cape
#

that's the trick to gathering equipment dont kill in the abyss

celest wigeon
#

I can't find the loot 😭 😭 😭. But I think I went the right path because I found the average expected loot.

heady cradle
#

The ultimate chalenge is trying to beat the commoner boss no throwing with a mace and shield

soft cape
#

so i'd suggest running in a serpentine pattern to find the most loot or just find loot then turn around and run back the way you came

soft cape
# small glen

you look like you kicked the sword through his fricken arm dude

soft cape
wide nimbus
#

rest in peace willie number 4,876

soft cape
#

also i run into a glitch where multiple piles of loot spawn in the same location

wide nimbus
#

wrong

heady cradle
celest wigeon
#

How do I control THIS LONG SWORD. I am swinging it like it's a nunchuck

#

How do I control my swing with this thing

heady cradle
wide nimbus
#

stabbed bro through the armor

soft cape
wide nimbus
celest wigeon
#

Ok

wide nimbus
#

btw its best to lower sensitivity

heady cradle
#

Im at that point in the game where my muscle memory kicks in to control with no effort

humble hazel
heady cradle
soft cape
#

what you mean what right click and your guy will change his stance

#

also if you want to put it on your shoulder just left click

heady cradle
soft cape
#

sorry his grip

wide nimbus
#

i dont get why most t6 npcs have calf armor when thighs are way easier to hit

heady cradle
soft cape
small glen
wide nimbus
#

aaaaaand im dead

heady cradle
heady cradle
wide nimbus
#

i already went back to menu

heady cradle
#

Aww

wide nimbus
#

lowkey somebody should make a mod weapon of Jabber's claws

soft cape
small glen
#

He a... willicorn!

#

not rly

#

back unicorn

heady cradle
soft cape
#

bacacorn

small glen
#

alright chat

#

pollaxe time?

#

or keep swording around?

soft cape
heady cradle
#

Very satisfying

small glen
heady cradle
whole marsh
#

add clubs

soft cape
#

they got maces and clubs woulld be to early for the time period of the HEMA

#

bruh

wide nimbus
#

bros a little over-armoured for this

heady cradle
round stone
#

Hi chat

heady cradle
#

violated willie noo

round stone
soft cape
#

why you so mean bruh

bold jacinth
#

tier 5 but i cant only fight swordsmen and if theyre not wielding swords i have to fight them with my shield and hands (he had long spike stick)

#

what

#

@tender quest mod kill this man

#

laird er crawlen

bold jacinth
#

:3

soft cape
wide nimbus
#

He's right behind me, isn't he?

soft cape
#

never...

bold jacinth
#

yall ever use the halfsword as a twistblade

#

jab into the jugular then put handle arm across your chest

#

and make the enemy hit a

bold jacinth
#

and the 150,000 person server

soft cape
mint quarry
wide nimbus
#

this lowkey looks SUPER weird from this angle

round stone
bold jacinth
#

he shall never sire children

north gazelle
#

Is it just me or abyss mode has shit stamina, eventually when having full armor stamina drains super fast, way faster than any other mode with armor

round stone
bold jacinth
north gazelle
#

I got to 14k but stamina litteraly slows down the gameplay, i hold shift 3 sec do one hit and it's drained

#

It's a joke

#

Would be less of a pain if it was balanced

small glen
bold jacinth
#

inducing crippling disability

small glen
bold jacinth
#

y is it kinda cinematic

soft cape
small glen
soft cape
round stone
bold jacinth
wide nimbus
soft cape
#

(peasant in brave stand) panic sets in and he runs.... realizing he's got nowhere to go beside the four corners he's decides it is not his time....

soft cape
small glen
tulip cape
#

hey so cast iron pan melee isnt a bad idea
but how about just regular glass bottles that break with use