halfsword-chat-⚔

[fossil plume]

are the pitchforks out?

[sour sage]

yall didint answer my question thooooooooo

[idle crane]

Benefits of the doubt and all that jazz

[fossil plume]

like type shiiiiii

[heavy radish]

they aint developers

[fossil plume]

they are

dont believe roope

[heavy radish]

i guess only thing to do is ping and ask

thats the only way to know

[boreal path]

quit

[heavy radish]

i will

how many warnings until ban ive got 2

[sturdy jolt]

3 for a temporary ban

5 for permanent

[heavy radish]

alright

[fossil plume]

im immune to bans and timeouts and things of that wicked nature

[marble gorge]

Mods ban me next

[soft osprey]

You can test the game when you buy early access like everyone else. Just being in the discord wouldnt give you exclusive access to testing 😔

[sturdy jolt]

Should we test that claim

[heavy radish]

why yall warn me for encouraging users that dont know better?

who doesnt know that you shouldnt ping

probably in the rules too

[sturdy jolt]

Well it did result in him doing it

[fossil plume]

no need bro just have faith

[signal wedge]

He knew not to do it 100%, but Roope you did egg him on so to speak

[heavy radish]

i guess yall should say what i do next because i dont know better

then warn the guy who says

[weak osprey]

Hmmmmm grand bascinet

[heavy radish]

alright how to deal with this crashing in ultimate challenge

[sturdy jolt]

Turn off blood

[weak osprey]

Or in other cases lower yer graphics

[heavy radish]

i dont wanna put low graphics it looks so bad

game needs individual setting customization

[marble gorge]

Try fighting with pool noodles instead

[boreal path]

second one is yeah

oddly enough

[slender solar]

Curta'n wall turned up, halfsword launched...

[weak osprey]

Its being developed as of the moment

[heavy radish]

ik

[fossil plume]

lmao

[weak osprey]

I thought it was the first one but ig I am wrong

[heavy radish]

why is u n c banned in the server

[boreal path]

a grand bascinet has to have rigid throat protection to be a grand bascinet

[heavy radish]

😂

gotta use uncle then

[weak osprey]

whats the first one?

[boreal path]

it’s an early 14th century spoleto visored bascinet

[weak osprey]

hmmm alr alr

[signal wedge]

It's not "banned" persay its in the brainrot channel, basically a meme

[heavy radish]

yea it will go there

[signal wedge]

Although I heavily disagree with unc being automodded 💔

[heavy radish]

cant call uncles uncle anymore

[weak osprey]

All brainrot terms are banished to a grand museum of history

[heavy radish]

check #🧠rot

[signal wedge]

I was one of its first victims

[heavy radish]

i answered to you

[weak osprey]

Ye doomed us all

[signal wedge]

I did 😞

[fossil plume]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-mob-torches-and-pitchforks-gif-881036690393041921

[heavy radish]

gooneruncsigmabludmale

yes you can do that

[idle crane]

Rebel. I held the first rot rebellion. I'm too tired to hold the second

[weak osprey]

bypassed the system, 99999 iq

[heavy radish]

+99999iq bludohioimpressed

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-ohio-rizzler-gif-13324120472298623161

[signal wedge]

I shall carry your flame, unc

[fossil plume]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-gemson-gapejak-wholesome-soyjak-gif-27193685

need 2 practice my spinkicks

[slender solar]

one thing that saddens me is that the character cant lower the spear low enough to have cool looking scenes

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1451089680270626886/3B70211.MP4?ex=69478b13&is=69463993&hm=c68c792c0b5d52f51a216d6a0eedfdd623f326af961d428b2374ef8ab099ce89&

[slender solar]

so for example i cant finish a guy off without crouching

[weak osprey]

Dead chat

[heavy radish]

that would be ohio impressing if that was in the game

ohio

thats not banned i see

[weak osprey]

ohio

[slender solar]

noooo

ive been kirkified though

😭

[weak osprey]

no pls

[vale totem]

do you guys think half sword will have "weight accurate" gears?

[weak osprey]

Of course they will

[shell bronze]

those who mention controversial figures despite being in the server for months

[fossil plume]

oh shit my bad dude

havent been active siince i joined

[shell bronze]

this a big public server boss, be very careful what you say

i'd delete that

[fossil plume]

wont happen again sire

already done

[shell bronze]

good stuff

[fossil plume]

thank you for not lynching me on the spot

more merciful than most

[shell bronze]

a lot of the mods would've probably slimed you immediately icl

[heavy radish]

bro think he the best mod for letting that slide 😭 🙏

[shell bronze]

but i dont see a reason to hassle if you don't have any actual ill intentions

[fossil plume]

https://tenor.com/view/gcbc-good-cop-bad-cop-good-cop-bad-cop-lego-gif-10032279436094877602

[shell bronze]

and i am
problem?

[queen heath]

I pray, let me go hence unharmed!

Nooooo!!

[fossil plume]

real video of clueless

[queen heath]

Mercy my sire!

[shell bronze]

Let us schafen our swerds in honore.

[covert inlet]

i hate the pitchfork

[heavy radish]

its the best

[weak osprey]

W mod ❤️‍🩹

[fossil plume]

i have those words burned into my brain i can visualise the soundwaves

[heavy radish]

except if you facing it

[slender solar]

bro i won a fight but i succumbed to my injuries seconds later

so now im in the abyss

[heavy radish]

w speed ❤️‍🩹

[fossil plume]

rmb mouse up walk forward = win

[weak osprey]

Very good for cheap range peeps

[fossil plume]

are you naked.

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1450743899994853497/3311671.MP4?ex=69479a8b&is=6946490b&hm=4a19bee9925d63482c63631df094a0036215742752f341bb3349bf85c9424755&

[queen heath]

crazy question to ask but alright

LOL

[covert inlet]

btw, im refering to facing the pitchfork, when youve got a knife or something. not fun

[fossil plume]

i really hope you understand 😭

[queen heath]

i do

im pulling your leg haha

[slender solar]

no. i found a hat

[fossil plume]

u gotta let them take a poke / swing then dash around and get close

[soft osprey]

The hat stays on..

[slender solar]

yep

now i need to find the boss

i got an axe

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1450673413008920719/75F7E61.MP4?ex=694801a5&is=6946b025&hm=2eab0f79c4d47a9b4f2571886890e23bb9f954e6eb4bb1c94ce03aa2f74f6766&

[slender solar]

the hat did not stay on

[slender solar]

this guy broke my hand AND took my hat off

[slender solar]

HOLY SHIT

[queen heath]

what am i even looking ay

at

[heavy radish]

your looking at a game called half sword

[shell bronze]

do not show this man johnhalfsword clips

[queen heath]

is it playable

[heavy radish]

idkunc

[slender solar]

demo

yes

[shell bronze]

baited 😂

[slender solar]

YO I GOT A SPEAR IN THE ABYSS

im going to kill the boss with ease

[heavy radish]

vro thought this was rare

[slender solar]

no i just like spears

[sturdy jolt]

It is not

[heavy radish]

cool throw

[slender solar]

i like spears

[heavy radish]

☹️

[slender solar]

got him

[sturdy jolt]

No fancy spin kick required

[heavy radish]

which boss

[fossil plume]

do you have damage to npcs all the way up?

[sturdy jolt]

It's at the default

[fossil plume]

lmao you kicked him between heartbeats

gg

[slender solar]

the one with the scythe

[fossil plume]

fuck that guy bro

[weak osprey]

Get ready to face the next guy

[heavy radish]

easiest one

[slender solar]

i stole his scythe once

[fossil plume]

and the black clothed big sword guy

[heavy radish]

next guy is 1000x worse

[slender solar]

i know

[heavy radish]

how you even die at commoner 😭

[fossil plume]

is that who im talkin about? is he next after sycthe i dont remember

[heavy radish]

yes

[weak osprey]

Use the scythe boss’s scythe when u at commoner level

[fossil plume]

devil.

[heavy radish]

how can you do that?

[slender solar]

i am stupid

and a newgen

im still figuring it out

[weak osprey]

Uh kill the scythe boss’s in abyss and use his weapon

[slender solar]

all i know is i like long sticks with pointy metal ends

[heavy radish]

i usually only died to 3rd boss

[heavy radish]

you dont go thru the bosses in the gauntlet abyss

you get your rank back when you win

[weak osprey]

ohhh

[heavy radish]

use the one with spikes on it too

[fossil plume]

(21spikesonastick)

[heavy radish]

21 can you do sum for me

[weak osprey]

u n c knows peak

[fossil plume]

bro im gonna cry its 1am and tomorrow its gonna be hot

[lapis breach]

test

[fossil plume]

im gonna wake up at like 10am

[weak osprey]

go to sleep

[heavy radish]

bro think staying up till 1am is tuff

[fossil plume]

happy early birthday tomorrow

[weak osprey]

bro is above his bedtime

[fossil plume]

#weekend

mummy says i can sttay up

[lapis breach]

what

[heavy radish]

#weekend #stayinguplate

[fossil plume]

ill wish you happy birthday tomorrow? duh

[lapis breach]

thank you i guess

tommorow's not my birthday

but i appreciate it

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[fossil plume]

yeah thats why i said early

[soft osprey]

That’s why he said early

[lapis breach]

ohh

alright

thanks

[heavy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-i-guess-bro-bro-i-guess-ok-man-gif-6278747235421617446

[fossil plume]

the time is NOT the point 💔 its gonna be hot tomorrow!! hell on earth!!

[weak osprey]

take a cold bath

[soft osprey]

Rather heat than ice

[weak osprey]

turn on the AC

[heavy radish]

no it wont

[fossil plume]

dont even got it

[weak osprey]

borrow it

[fossil plume]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[slender solar]

meh

i just like the normal spear

[heavy radish]

can tell you havent beaten the gauntlet yet

[weak osprey]

If ur friend has a portable AC, borrow it, boom hot ass temp issue solved

[fossil plume]

i like that robot guy from samurai jack that says babe

alot

[heavy radish]

how yall hot in the winter

[fossil plume]

australia sir

[heavy radish]

oh aight

[weak osprey]

Our bodies got an automatic furnace

[heavy radish]

you got a pet spider thats 7 foot tall?

[fossil plume]

39 celcius tomorrow God help me

[weak osprey]

It used to be friggin 40 celsius here

[fossil plume]

no but i have a photo of a cool spider that was outside my house

[heavy radish]

-3 celcius tomorrow god help

[fossil plume]

you can jjust put more clothes on

[weak osprey]

thats paradise for me

[fossil plume]

what can i do, take my skin off?

[heavy radish]

yea aint bad

it was -21 like a week or 2 ago

[fossil plume]

oh my god

[heavy radish]

my legs were so red after biking home from gym i had only sweatpants :DD

[fossil plume]

is it even possible to start ur car at that point

[weak osprey]

Just heat it up

[heavy radish]

you gotta have it on block heater

[heavy radish]

my dad had to start his audi a6 1.9 tdi once when it was -25 he forgot to put the block heater on and it still started

great car idk why he sold it

[fossil plume]

diesel power

[slender solar]

@fossil plume back in the abyss. got full clothes except for a hat

[mortal steppe]

im in the last wave rn before the baron and my arm is pretty hurt so i cant really wield a spear is there a way i can heal it or smth? ive been running around for a few minutes but its not helping

[fossil plume]

best power (i own a petrol)

[heavy radish]

diesel is worse in winter :DD

[mortal steppe]

my arm isnt broken or completely gone its just hurt

[heavy radish]

runs dead

[mortal steppe]

man fuck

[weak osprey]

Punch with your face like a real man

[slender solar]

THE SCYTHE GUY CUT MY LEG OFF BUT I HIT HIS THROAT LOL

[heavy radish]

my dad now has alfa romeo 159 jtdm but that has to be on block heater or it probably wont start

[fossil plume]

i thought diesel would've been better in the cold as opposed to a petrol

[heavy radish]

why?

[fossil plume]

cause glow plugs

[heavy radish]

thats why they got em bro because they otherwise cant start

gasoline can

[fossil plume]

actually yeah what am i saying im so lost

[lapis breach]

a

[fossil plume]

a

[heavy radish]

well how could you know yall aint have winter

[heavy radish]

b

[slender solar]

boss time

[weak osprey]

c

[slender solar]

the big sword guy

ill just hug him

[heavy radish]

d

[fossil plume]

our winters get us down to like -5 where i live at most

[weak osprey]

e

[heavy radish]

well thats nothing really

[heavy radish]

f

[fossil plume]

i love it

[slender solar]

that didnt work

[fossil plume]

being cold is amazing

[heavy radish]

do you love the 39 celcius

[weak osprey]

g

[fossil plume]

if i had a choice id ratherr shit in my hands and clap than endure another day of that shit

[heavy radish]

its cold and humid here what a perfect combo

aint bad except the under -20 days

[heavy radish]

h

[weak osprey]

its rainy and humid cold here when the year is nearing its end

[weak osprey]

i

[heavy radish]

j

[fossil plume]

everyday for the past month has been 10000% humidity (fact check true )

[weak osprey]

k

[heavy radish]

l

[weak osprey]

m

[heavy radish]

n

[weak osprey]

o

[heavy radish]

p

[weak osprey]

q

[heavy radish]

r

[fossil plume]

t

[weak osprey]

S

u

[heavy radish]

v

w

x

y

z

å

ä

ö

[weak osprey]

Now I know all my abcs

[heavy radish]

great

[slender solar]

he cut me in half

fucking bitch

[heavy radish]

your the bitch

for being cut

[slender solar]

scythe in question:

[heavy radish]

js kill him vro

[fossil plume]

next time DON'T sing with me...

[slender solar]

yea i had a mace

not the best weapon choice

[weak osprey]

jus use something longer bro

[slender solar]

shouldve grabbed a knive to hug him

[fossil plume]

my beloved frootloop socks are all holey now fuck

[slender solar]

no my strategy is hugging them

[soft osprey]

You’re’re*

[fossil plume]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[weak osprey]

this guy knows his abcs

[heavy radish]

your missing åäö

[fossil plume]

that took me 6 atttempts i haate rtthis keyboard CUNT!!!

[weak osprey]

memorize yo keyboard layout

[fossil plume]

nah not that

[fossil plume]

my keyboard double clicks

[heavy radish]

coffee warms you up quite a bit in winter

i love it

[fossil plume]

i cant even play typeracer anymore bro

[heavy radish]

and stops cravings of sweets and such

[slender solar]

"the door is there"

[weak osprey]

your are not fit to caretake your keyboard

[lapis breach]

abdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[fossil plume]

its not my fault this little fucker is useless

[weak osprey]

Ye killed it

[lapis breach]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[weak osprey]

Yo forgor c

[fossil plume]

straiight up it was like tthis out the box

[lapis breach]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[lapis breach]

fuck off

😭

😔

[heavy radish]

why you aint return it

[weak osprey]

nuh uh

[heavy radish]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzåäö

[weak osprey]

Where is it bru

[slender solar]

i walked onto a knife lol

sub optimal

[weak osprey]

Bro kept us up for nothing 😔

[fossil plume]

in landfill or smth by now

[heavy radish]

trust me the gauntlet is the easiest and most fun part

the ultimate challenge is damn near impossible

with all the crashes and shit

[slender solar]

im dismembering the boss give me a sec

[weak osprey]

That aint a good resting place for a keyboard

[fossil plume]

oh i thought u meant the box

keeyboards rightt infront of me my friend

[heavy radish]

why u aint return it

[weak osprey]

Show us ye keyboard

[heavy radish]

if it was like that from the box

[sly phoenix]

guys what does faster dodging do

[weak osprey]

Uhhh faster dodging

Yesh thats it

[heavy radish]

aint that self explanatory

[weak osprey]

It just faster dodging

[heavy radish]

makes you start moving faster i guess

[fossil plume]

prob cause i was a ganja zombie back when i got it idk what i was thinking

[heavy radish]

wtf is ganja zombie

[sly phoenix]

well it would not say dodging

[heavy radish]

that some australian animal?

[fossil plume]

weedbrain

[small glen]

Sire, how does one open the command console for ue4ss

[weak osprey]

Why did you throw the box when you could have recycled it for better use

[heavy radish]

why are you smoking weed thats illegal

[fossil plume]

dude dont tell anyone pleeaaseee broooo

[soft osprey]

There are no crashes if you turn off blood

Okay Thats a lie

But

Barely any

[small glen]

Misinformation

[heavy radish]

can i keep the gore on?

[soft osprey]

Yes, Thats the dismemberment aspect

[heavy radish]

yea i guessed

[weak osprey]

why?

[fossil plume]

corsair k70 60% ( i think)

[heavy radish]

long ahh finger 😭

[slender solar]

@heavy radish what were you saying

im done

[silk mist]

fuck that knee in particular

[heavy radish]

ion know

[small glen]

Long fucking finger dude

[fossil plume]

LEAVE ME ALONE !!!

[heavy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/ashtonthwaites-ashtonstutter-gif-16005585576921508657

[small glen]

This reminds me of the

[weak mirage]

125 pings on one server??

[small glen]

Fuck dem discord ops meme

[sleek gull]

I have the k60 elite.

[small glen]

LMFAO

[weak osprey]

Longest middle finger I’ve ever seen

[heavy radish]

now everybody laughing at his finger

[weak mirage]

222!?

[heavy radish]

😭 😭

[sleek gull]

with a M65 Ultra mouse

[fossil plume]

well loook at youu 🙄

[weak osprey]

Bro thats a good keyboard

[heavy radish]

i got a ducky one two mini or whatever its called

60% also

[fossil plume]

do you think my fingers are to do with the double taps

[heavy radish]

could be

and the ganja brain

[sleek gull]

Mans got Marcus fingers

[small glen]

Totalboss might just be the same guy

[fossil plume]

do the keys get scared and recess intoo their slots when i get close

[heavy radish]

totalboss ahh finger

[weak osprey]

This gave me a good laugh

[fossil plume]

stop dont make me laugh this is fucked up im laughing at myself

[sly phoenix]

oh its when you lock onto an enemy and you move left/right

[small glen]

Fuck da half sword ops - totalboss

[weak osprey]

the disrespect is crazy

[heavy radish]

nice

[sly phoenix]

damn it is quite powerful

[heavy radish]

alright lets stop dihrespecting totalboss

[weak osprey]

Lets stop it

[fossil plume]

one time on tf2 someone called me totalchud

[sly phoenix]

lets

[heavy radish]

totalfingerlenght 100m

[weak osprey]

Groove tonight

[fossil plume]

and the delivery was really good fml

[heavy radish]

vro 😭

[weak osprey]

They still disrespecting bru 😭

[fossil plume]

it will get longer if you keep fuckiin with me yo

[heavy radish]

uncsword send picture of your finger and keyboard

[small glen]

Someone for the love of god edit in "Fuck da half sword ops."

[weak osprey]

Make it longer bruv

[sly phoenix]

do half sword enemies always use their right hand

[weak osprey]

No

[small glen]

there no wrong hand soo

[restive barn]

it should enable when you run it

[sly phoenix]

wrong

[small glen]

Yeah i am the king of dumb questions, so what file is it to run it

[weak osprey]

Da shi too much bru

[sly phoenix]

in sword fights your strategy might change based on on what hand their weapon is

[fossil plume]

fuck all yall 😒😒

[heavy radish]

even worse 😭 🙏

[small glen]

Fuck da half sword ops

[heavy radish]

is that 0.5 camera

[slender solar]

i stole his scythe again

[fossil plume]

if it was 0.5 camera it would make it smaller

[fossil plume]

what the fuck????????

[heavy radish]

bro got opposite of his finger

[fossil plume]

is thiis normal????

[weak osprey]

Just as small as a pinky

[sleek gull]

Yes

[restive barn]

you put the fucking ue4ss file into the game exe directory and then you run half sword

[fossil plume]

you're lying

[sly phoenix]

are you the monster under my bed

[soft osprey]

Hey if you can’t laugh at yourself you cant laugh at others

[fossil plume]

i know im havingg a greatt time

[small glen]

Ima fucking put a zip bomb at your general direction if you don't be a kind man!

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/lebonbon-meme-brainrot-lebron-save-me-lebron-gif-4632720860481352402

[fossil plume]

1000 year ban for those who mention totalfinger

[heavy radish]

totalfingerlength?

[fossil plume]

ooh my godd

[heavy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/ashtonthwaites-ashtonstutter-gif-16005585576921508657

[fossil plume]

https://tenor.com/view/perro-gif-6201273413503704856

[small glen]

NOW

wassup bro, what ya making

[heavy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/phonk-boii-what-you-say-boi-what-you-say-boiii-what-you-say-boi-what-you-say-about-phonk-gif-4119311610194571313

[restive barn]

shower

[weak osprey]

Make it shittier quality

[heavy radish]

gotta put it on snap to make the text look the same

[restive barn]

anyway i made a rapier

[fossil plume]

WHAT!!

oh sorry i thought u said

i made him rapier

[weak osprey]

show us

show us the fantastic rapier

[slender solar]

okay boss with the big sword time

wish me luck

[heavy radish]

reskinned sword 😢

[weak osprey]

Now do it with willie’s offhand on his back

[slender solar]

sub optimal

[slender solar]

COOKED HIS ASSS

[small glen]

Peak

[restive barn]

it is NOT reskinned

[heavy radish]

yea ik

[weak osprey]

I mean it looks like an ordinary arming sword with a changed handle

[restive barn]

then why would you say reskinned

[heavy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-sulek-ego-lift-egolift-ligting-lifting-gif-14804995091033934676

[heavy radish]

to get you to ask

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-tweaking-gif-5831873848742723216

[fossil plume]

sir yes sir sam sir

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-14747120802408433580

[shell bronze]

pitchfork

[heavy radish]

yall go to the gym too 🥹

[slender solar]

i killed him with hugging

[heavy radish]

never found anybody on discord who goes

[shell bronze]

those who don't bench 2 plate

[fossil plume]

those who grow

in a plant way not a gym way

[heavy radish]

i got 20kg left from that 2 plate bench

[shell bronze]

he only bench 185 pound 😂

[heavy radish]

vro i just turned 16 😭

[fossil plume]

bro... 2 plates... 😆 thats easy bro... thats 60kg bro... so liight 😂

[weak osprey]

Did I drop it in dirt? Grow up

[fossil plume]

i dont like how naked he iis

[shell bronze]

last pr success attempt was 265lbs for me

[heavy radish]

tuff bro how long you been going ?

[shell bronze]

then i decided to just chill out to condition my joints/tendons

[shell bronze]

about 3 years

[heavy radish]

i been going for 1 year and 8 or 9 months

[shell bronze]

from senior year of hs to now

[fossil plume]

americans are real?

[heavy radish]

i been training since i was 14

now im 16

[shell bronze]

americans are fake actually

[fossil plume]

paid actors just like us huh

[shell bronze]

they are an scp created to ragebait other countries

like me

[slender solar]

I do waterpolo instead of gym for now

good workout

[heavy radish]

wtf is that

[slender solar]

like you have a ball in water and 2 goals yes

[heavy radish]

cardio? Whats a cardio

[slender solar]

you swim to it and try and throw it in with your arms

[fossil plume]

i really should go back to the gym but fuck work sucks the life out of me

[heavy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/what's-a-father-gif-13477032006635917122

[shell bronze]

swimming is good cardio that doesnt take too much from you

[weak osprey]

tuff as mangoes

[shell bronze]

or just walking in general

[heavy radish]

last time i did cardio was like a month ago :DD

[heavy radish]

whats that whats a cardio

[warped apex]

a man caught my buckler

[shell bronze]

one would be surprised how good walking is for the body

[weak osprey]

Ah yes I still remember the times I used to swim

[heavy radish]

i did incline walking in threadmill

should start doing again

to get david laid at 17 physique

[signal wedge]

who needs to swim when you can just

[fossil plume]

thats awesome

[heavy radish]

just play half sword

[slender solar]

indeed

also arm strength

[heavy radish]

gooningalso pretty good for that

[fossil plume]

if u swim enough ur lats will get big enough to fly bro trust

[shell bronze]

david laid physique gonna take you 4+ years of straight dieting and working out son

especially nat

[heavy radish]

probably cant achieve natty

[shell bronze]

david laid natty

[heavy radish]

no he is not

[shell bronze]

he 6'1 and lean

[slender solar]

no thats hand

[fossil plume]

should i start pinning? (5'6 85lbs)

[slender solar]

fact chekced

checked

[heavy radish]

but that physique he had at 16 and 17 was not natty

[slender solar]

i can fly

[weak osprey]

start shitting

[shell bronze]

cooked weight wtf

[heavy radish]

atleast peptides or sarms ill tell you that

[fossil plume]

how much even is that idk

i use kg

[heavy radish]

sarms +elite genetics atleast for that

[heavy radish]

how many kg are you?

[slender solar]

i love to see how they run into my pitchfork

[fossil plume]

85 lol

[heavy radish]

well thats kinda big

[shell bronze]

85kg is more reasonable then

even if big

[heavy radish]

im 73 kg and 186cm 😭

[fossil plume]

85lb is like 40kg i was joking 💔

[fossil plume]

big meaning?

[heavy radish]

big

idk if you train or not

could be fat could be jacked

[fossil plume]

used to train now i just work

[shell bronze]

80kg and 185cm, i'm lean enough to not be chopped and work blue collar

[fossil plume]

id say in the middle

[heavy radish]

can you see your abs?

[shell bronze]

those who can't see their abz

😂

[fossil plume]

sir yes sir

[heavy radish]

nice me too

[shell bronze]

i dont even train those bitches tbh

[heavy radish]

im trying to just stay lean

[fossil plume]

my abs are very well trained from work tthats thee only thing i like about it

[heavy radish]

i started doing now that i changed my split

[fossil plume]

iis trained the right word no iidk

[shell bronze]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟

[heavy radish]

but ive always seen my abs my whole life

yes

[white trail]

wobba

[heavy radish]

+aura for the tricks

[wanton remnant]

i love candle stick stabbing, for me its gone from a blunt force weapon to a almost pure stabby stab

[warped apex]

I proceeded to get my shit rocked

[heavy radish]

dolt 🗣️

[wanton remnant]

🗣️ flibbertigibbet

[sly phoenix]

is there a half sword ending

[wanton remnant]

i mean theres the grand champion, i havent got there yet

[sly phoenix]

what happens when you kill him

sorry my ass was hoping for a cutscene or smt

[wanton remnant]

all i know is that after you kill him, in order to restart gauntlet you have to delete your save file. so maybe something

[sly phoenix]

now i know thats not the case

[sly phoenix]

hmm

[wanton remnant]

@idle crane sorry for ping but youre the only one i know for sure that has beaten gauntlet, what happens when you win?

[soft osprey]

When you win the gauntlet and ultimate challenge you unlock the baron for free play and your gauntlet resets

[wanton remnant]

no cutscenes at all at least in ea btw. and above is the answer ^ <3

[median field]

I wonder if they'll add kissing into the game

Also does the levels of gore to the game affect gameplay?

[soft osprey]

Somewhat. Higher the gore setting the easier it is to dismember

[steady shard]

We like dismembering

[heavy radish]

so kinda makes the game harder

tryhards need to turn it off then

[slender solar]

Booo

Btw my strat of running into people with a spear works

[heavy radish]

what level you at?

[storm prairie]

guard of the true cross

[heavy radish]

guard of cream cheese jelly on a poppy roll

[median field]

Thank you

Ima stick with medium so its fair

Dont want it to be easier

[heavy radish]

thats the best one for me too

blood i always turn up tho so its a bit more realistic

[waxen spear]

I just smacked someone with the sword handle in the head and it cracked

is that normal

[soft osprey]

The middle option/default, is the most realistic. Higher makes it easier to dismember for everyone, so you also will get killed easier. So yeah it’s “easier” but also harder in a way

[median field]

yep, my game lags even though i got a good pc so I just keep blood low

[soft osprey]

Guess it depends how good you are at that point

[median field]

Definitely

[heavy radish]

i get like a stable 40-70 fps

[median field]

hm that makes sense

[waxen spear]

I didn’t mean the sword handle btw

[median field]

mine is good until there is more than one armoured guy

[heavy radish]

yea armor and blood are the worst

[waxen spear]

or just more than one

person

at least for me

[median field]

Or lots of dismembered guys

[median field]

hm

[waxen spear]

they don’t get dismembered that easily tho

[median field]

mutiple unarmoured is fine still you start killing em

[waxen spear]

so it’s unlikely

[median field]

I mean unarmoured

no dismembered

but yk

cut up a bunch

[waxen spear]

just

don’t cut them up

[jolly gorge]

What's the best peasant weapon to face against soldiers–knights

[waxen spear]

maybe like

the pitchfork

[median field]

Anything long range

[heavy radish]

fist

[waxen spear]

Pitchfork hella funny

[jolly gorge]

I was thinking small billhook

[waxen spear]

they just run to you and die

[median field]

Pitchfork is fucking awesome dude

[heavy radish]

thats goated

[heavy radish]

try to get one with that

[waxen spear]

what I SUCK with

[jolly gorge]

I do

I main it

[heavy radish]

impossible

[waxen spear]

is blunt weapons

[heavy radish]

that shit is so ass

[jolly gorge]

I literally main it in-game and IRL

Lol

[waxen spear]

uhm

[heavy radish]

good you can kill a non armored dude with that

[waxen spear]

which one is that

[heavy radish]

the stupid stick with world smallest curved blade

[jolly gorge]

Not my question's scope though

[waxen spear]

the sickle

[heavy radish]

no

[jolly gorge]

Not the sickle

[heavy radish]

the even smaller blade

[waxen spear]

fooking ell you enjoy that?

[jolly gorge]

At least I'm not talking about the pronounced curved sickle

[heavy radish]

that shit might be the worst weapon ingame

[jolly gorge]

I ordered it to be my group's main sidearm

[waxen spear]

balls scratcher 3000 or sum

why do we have 2 knives tho

one thick

and one thin

[jolly gorge]

Dude my billhooks are so basic but I'd love to get a knife-handled one

[jolly gorge]

There's 3 and they're utilitarian and cuisine-based

[waxen spear]

what

peasant has 2 I believe

[jolly gorge]

The cleaver, the cook's knife, and a paring knife

Of course all of them have utility functions like dressing wood or whatever

[heavy radish]

killing is so hard with em

you win fight with fists easier

[median field]

Fist fighting

[waxen spear]

there is one that’s like a gardening tool

[restive barn]

i lost the half sword playtest file😭

[heavy radish]

😭

[median field]

you agree though right?

[heavy radish]

i dont like fisting sorry

[slender solar]

Literally just as easy as running up and waving it around

[median field]

I mean fist fighting

idk what you mean but

like

hand to hand

[slender solar]

I fist a lot of people

[fossil plume]

goodnight guys i’ll dream of u xoxo

[median field]

whats first

[heavy radish]

it just dont cut

[soft osprey]

Tragedy 😔

[waxen spear]

knife lowk fun

[slender solar]

sharpen it

[heavy radish]

thanks

[slender solar]

I literally cut someone's arm with it

Off

[heavy radish]

idk what YOU meant by fisting my boy

[jolly gorge]

The hoe?

[slender solar]

What you say bout the how

Hoe

[waxen spear]

no it’s like scissors

[jolly gorge]

Shears

[waxen spear]

yea

they suck

[median field]

I am not sure what you mean

[heavy radish]

you said "i like fisting them"

[median field]

Like punching them in the face

[median field]

you said that

[heavy radish]

.

[jolly gorge]

Okay I think we can move on from tryna be suggestive

[oak willow]

how do i play this ganme

game

im so lsot

[heavy radish]

mouse and keyboard

[oak willow]

theres no tutorial

[waxen spear]

with a keyboard and mouse preferably

[median field]

what?

[oak willow]

bruh

no dip

i meant like

[heavy radish]

there you said that you like fisting them

[oak willow]

whatre the contols

[heavy radish]

check them

settings

[median field]

Where?

I checked

it says deleted

[oak willow]

there isnt any

i tried looking

[slender solar]

you die as long as you suck untill you get beter

Better

[waxen spear]

you can absolutely die to some bs

it’s not skill 100%

[slender solar]

Yes

That's why you grind enough for a pointy stick

[oak willow]

nvm

i foundit

[median field]

Photoshop and ai

dude what the hell

[heavy radish]

mhm

[median field]

and its 11:27 am

so wrong time

[heavy radish]

0/10 ragebait

[median field]

more like none

[ornate tusk]

why is it that I can run through the entire gauntlet in one session with no problem but when I finally get a good run on the ultimate challenge I CTD? Every time?

[heavy radish]

ultimate challenge i think your weaker and enemy is stronger

[ornate tusk]

CTD = crash to desktop

[heavy radish]

yea that too

[slender solar]

Just don't crash

[median field]

skill issue low key

[slender solar]

As easy as that

Smh

[pearl ferry]

turn blood off all the way

[median field]

FIght the crash too

[soft osprey]

Here follow

[slender solar]

Booo that's no fun

[lean niche]

Ultimate Challenge Crashing?

The fatal crashes in the Ultimate challenge are primarily due to an issue with a 3rd party plugin that is being used for blood.

For most users disabling blood using the blood slider in the gore options resolves this issue.

[median field]

Liberals

[pearl ferry]

then beat it before it crashes

no other way

or wait for ea full release

[median field]

Liberal

[soft osprey]

#rules

[median field]

I am sowwy

Oni chan I am so sowwy

[pearl ferry]

some longsword lunges for fun :D

[median field]

yo wiat

wait wait

[stone hull]

on "The Ultimate Challenge" at some point the armors become so shiny that the game is running on like 15 fps

[median field]

imagine light sabers...

[stone hull]

is this normal

[median field]

No but

imagine you ate them

like instead of bacon

you dipple sauced onto the 401 in new state hamster town

[ember zephyr]

tf happened

[gusty flame]

my version of blood of belmont

[stone hull]

so like is this normal or is it my pc

[pearl ferry]

normal

ultimate challenge is ultimate because it crashes

thats the final boss

[stone hull]

it doesn't crash, it just becomes laggy

blood is on like the negatives

[pearl ferry]

yea the lag is normal

[heavy radish]

not troll btw

[stone hull]

could be possible. this gpu is so old

[heavy radish]

yea trust him

[noble agate]

so everybody had the flu and not just me?

[sleek gull]

I too have just recovered from the flu. lol

[restive barn]

i set graphics to medium and disabled gore to see the life of 90% of the playerbase

missed the fucking stab 😢

[buoyant ravine]

i didnt get no flu

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-got-lucky-i-guess-hampus-hampus-poser-ninjas-in-pyjamas-lucky-me-gif-20061051

[signal wedge]

Fizzy pop flu moment

[white trail]

wobba

[white hinge]

your not a chad if you dont run max gore and max graphics

tbf i dont see much difference in cinematic and wtv is below it

i forgot

[restive barn]

max gore is unrealistic max graphics is unreasonably laggy

i normally play on epic gruesome

gn

[white hinge]

Max graphics don’t lag at all for me

Not even in the ult challange

And max gore just fun

[tired coral]

max gore is fun but tends to crash during ultimate challenge :(

[clear forge]

i thought that had something to do with the blood not the gore?

i turned blood all the way off tho so ig it is gore thats doing it?

[novel finch]

Dude I tried to see if it was possible to beat the gaunlet with max player damage and lowest npc damage spoiler:

NO

[clear forge]

i have them both up lmao

[novel finch]

at least for me anyways

And it's always because of the low tiers

[hoary temple]

Low tiers are so rigged

[white trail]

wobba

[exotic parcel]

he went full lmao

[dark swan]

Is there a way to increase the sound of the footsteps? Maybe in a .ini file?

[echo terrace]

when

will

i

reach

level

2

i wonder

[echo terrace]

certainly not today, nor tomorrow

[soft osprey]

You get 3-6 xp for one message every 60 seconds to prevent spam

[echo terrace]

cat

[small glen]

the reverse grip shit from the sheathe is so painful

[tame thicket]

Only next year I'm afraid

[echo terrace]

NO

[tame thicket]

Of course next year is in like 2 weeks

[echo terrace]

do non armoured clothes actually give u any protection

like did the guy in the video have any protection compared to naked willie

[atomic stump]

No clue but i go full cheeks out for aerodynamics

[tame thicket]

I think they do, a minimal amount

[jolly gorge]

Stop this useless spam

You'll hurt yourself

[atomic stump]

Im a duck

[echo terrace]

holy shit is his pfp the swas- oh, im a cat

[echo terrace]

how is life in burgundy

[tame thicket]

I spent hours practicing my battoujutsu once, didn't improve it much

[echo terrace]

wtf lmfao

[echo terrace]

how many hours do uhave

[sleek gull]

Over 850

[jolly gorge]

Simple living

[tame thicket]

also, did you get his hat out of the air?

[sleek gull]

LOL yes

[tame thicket]

Now thats a neat trick heh

[sleek gull]

I went to grab him, but caught his hat instead

[signal wedge]

Fizzy

Could you do a match with the two handed mace

[sleek gull]

Sure

[echo terrace]

i have 28

[tame thicket]

you're level 2 btw

[echo terrace]

how did u know

[hexed pasture]

"what have you done to me"

[tame thicket]

In the PC you can hover hover the badge and it tells you, not sure using the phone app

[echo terrace]

is this normal

[tame thicket]

Perfectly, it's a forbidden technique though

but yeah, usually when stuff like that happens just flail around a bit and it corrects itself

[turbid summit]

how to make my game not crash during ultimate challange?

[hexed pasture]

i dunno

[bright coral]

calm luh

[bright coral]

schedule 1 mentioned

[turbid summit]

i had the run bro and my game crashed

[hexed pasture]

schedule 1 is goated

[bright coral]

i love schedule 1

[hexed pasture]

im happy that the update is coming soon

[tame thicket]

try disabling blood and gore, also perhaps lowering graphics quality

[bright coral]

me too

[turbid summit]

its the armour

that makes me crash

[tame thicket]

Official word from the devs is that its because of a third party plugin used for gore 🤷‍♂️

[hexed pasture]

ctrl + shift + escape, type in half sword, right click, click efficiency mode

[shrewd timber]

im lowk losing my shit over at this ultimate challenge

[hexed pasture]

turn damage to you down and damage to the npc up

[soft osprey]

Turn off your blood. Gore can stay as is

[turbid summit]

ill try these tips thanks

[shrewd timber]

like why is every willie a spear and why does the spear kill me when it hits me in the toe

[signal wedge]

I love that thing

It's so fun

[hexed pasture]

someone on the hs team interviewed caseoh, they said its a miscalculation, its gonna get fixed in full release.

[shrewd timber]

THANK U LORD

[tame thicket]

did you ever get hit by a spear in the toe?

well neither have I, but I bet it does'nt feel good

[bright coral]

LET ME OUT

[shrewd timber]

it probs doesnt feel good but i know damn well if u lose a toe u dont die instantly

[tame thicket]

Never died instantly in the game over that tbh, dude will scream in pain for a bit, but I can keep fighting when it's a foot injury

[shrewd timber]

my character just dies instanlty. like i die from the most survivable injuries i got cut on my finger and i died

[tame thicket]

Do you have damage to player at default?

[shrewd timber]

ye middle

[tame thicket]

dunno what to tell you then, either you're exaggerating a bit or it's a weird bug

[echo terrace]

u can go in as any tier, can't you?

[bright coral]

first person fist

[velvet sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[shrewd timber]

and as i was speaking i died from a facking shield like he tapped me and i died WHATtt

[tame thicket]

hit you in the head? shields have tremendous concussive force for some reason

[velvet sandal]

I LIVE for first person

[bright coral]

i hate first person

[velvet sandal]

I love it

[tame thicket]

nah, ultimate challenge you always start as the dude in the purple shirt

[velvet sandal]

Especially since you can barely tell depth on lower graphics

like

[bright coral]

easy boss first person fister

[velvet sandal]

without shading, you're done for

But with just shadows and Ambient Occlusion, boom

better

[shrewd timber]

I Dont think it was my head he swang the shield at my torso

[velvet sandal]

even in 3rd person

I play in 1st person so I can actually FIGHT

[turbid summit]

what does it do though?

[velvet sandal]

My GTX 1650 still praying for mercy tho

[hexed pasture]

it makes the game run smoother

just makes everythign else run slower

[velvet sandal]

It gives the game more resources, so smoother and possibly more stable

[velvet sandal]

ye

[turbid summit]

and this will help so it doesnt crash?

[hexed pasture]

it should

[velvet sandal]

It should probably help

[hexed pasture]

if you turn settings down and do that

[turbid summit]

ill hope

[velvet sandal]

My game crashed when it was set to DX12

on the abyss

[tame thicket]

Sometimes when it crashes, if you ignore the message and just alt+tab back into the game you can keep playing

[frail apex]

yur

im freaky as hell

[shrewd timber]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lKmPyqZjLe8fAR_P9?invite=cr-MSxabHEsNDcwODAwOTI5&v=28

this is the kinda shit that keeps happening

[candid walrus]

Finnaly found the dc

[bright coral]

genuinely what just happened

[misty gazelle]

His ass hungers, for more

[candid walrus]

Does anyone know when this game comes out, been waiting for it for sooo long

[bright coral]

tommorow

[candid walrus]

I know u lying

[bright coral]

q1 2026

[misty gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-update-is-tomorrow-update-wakanda-tchalla-gif-5630318163439022771

[candid walrus]

Yeah alright

Dubs!

[misty gazelle]

scrambled that noggin

also no spears allowed.

[round stone]

Willie made me believe he was already defeated

[misty gazelle]

I dont think I won this one.

[velvet sandal]

My game shut down immediately and error message popped up

and even if it worked, it'd stay open for a minute before co.pletely closing

[frail apex]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lKneKN8FuTmveCjfL?invite=cr-MSxjMWosNDk0NjkzMDEx&v=0

the ass on that is crazy bro

[silk mist]

why does it feel like its easier to dismember enemies on the max gore difficulty

[silk mist]

me rn

[dark swan]

Yooo when did they add the sex update?? Loving this game. 10/10