halfsword-chat-⚔

[soft osprey]

Yeah sorry I thought it was too good to pass up

But I was lying

Youre super smart

[weak osprey]

tomoffinland here are za good clips

dont think its such a big deal

[winter wasp]

thănkzș yaeu so mu ch

[soft osprey]

This better be an interesting essay

[whole marsh]

dude might be next kj

[static sierra]

It was honestly just a question. Why create rooms when you can just smash everything in one place?
Servers usually don't allow media in chat rooms, because videos just glog up the feed and make it difficult to follow a discussion.

But your attitude kind of tells me that there is not a good discussion to be had on this server about this game.

[sleek gull]

This better be an interesting essay manifesto

[soft osprey]

This has to be a troll

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-gif-1441498181769685632

[winter wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/582959189366931478/1450619368856617020/chap.gif

[soft osprey]

You do not discuss anything in the server. You don’t talk here. You have literally less than 10 messages since September. For you to complain about chat allowing clips is so far removed from anything sensible I can’t look at you as anything other than a troll

[small glen]

BOO HOO! WAAA! WAAA! WAA! Your the blue guy btw

[small glen]

oh wassup moai

[signal wedge]

do the bug shaker

[soft osprey]

People discuss it literally all day every day. If you actually were in the discord watching chat like you claim you’d obviously know that?

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-twerking-dancing-booty-shake-gif-9848239

[signal wedge]

:/

[weak osprey]

Why’d tom have to make simple clips a big ass problem? Like its not a big deal damnit

[soft osprey]

Because he’s a troll

And I always take the bait

ALWAYS

[signal wedge]

yeah

[small glen]

ban

[sturdy jolt]

This is the first time I've stood up, I've been playing half sword for like 9 hours straight

[soft osprey]

I love it I live for it

[solemn holly]

Why Half Sword is an Underrated Masterpiece [VIDEO ESSAY] 6:32:41

[weak osprey]

Dedicated willie

[sturdy jolt]

Who actually watches those

[signal wedge]

videos like this are always so boring

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-king-von-king-von-king-von-piracy-king-von-anti-piracy-gif-11039484168229059057

Same energy

[soft osprey]

No attention span mf. Sit down and watch your 6 hour video and LIKE IT

[small glen]

why half sword is an game about killing people and why its bad [VIDEO ESSAY] 15850301

50 🔥

[winter wasp]

The urge to recreate this.

[small glen]

why does every video essay youtuber sound the same

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/barbershop-haircut-quarter-dance-performance-broadway-gif-6682505804563670052

[solemn holly]

Hivemind

[small glen]

better yet

[signal wedge]

I could try to explain why those videos are boring to me in a very well worded paragraph but you will simply be like "nerd lol" and not even bother attempting to comprehend anything

[winter wasp]

Haven't used the long axe in T2 in such a long time, going to be messing around with that lovely weapon again soon

[soft osprey]

Gotta follow the formula

[signal wedge]

They really do

[small glen]

why do they always try to apply like philosophy and shit into it

[soft osprey]

Go on

[small glen]

"This game fixed my bleeding eyeballs, and this game is also a amazing awarness to how animals get destroyed in slaughter houses." and the game is about fucking cubes with swords

[hasty bloom]

sick ass song what is this?

[sleek gull]

It cut off at 11 seconds. Where is the rest of the 6+ hours?!

[quiet cairn]

[signal wedge]

coming soon to a theater near you

[sleek gull]

damn, trailers have gotten really short loll

[small glen]

break the silence by Killswitch engage

[hasty bloom]

damn how'd you guess my name wtf

[soft osprey]

Odd place to write it

[signal wedge]

Someone gotta make a halfsword edit with this song

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=sgjBJFLiGZU&si=RAfacvmOdH6i37y1

[sleek gull]

Choose Wisely:

A: Jesse
B: Howard

[signal wedge]

whoever made end of a heartache

that's an ad

[rancid perch]

is there any way to get the old build of the demo from ~beginning of 2025 to spring 2025 before they combined the playtest and demo into the current version

[small glen]

HOWARD JONES!! ALL DAYY!!!

[sleek gull]

That is a Howard album

[signal wedge]

Fizzy are you a metal core fan?

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-choice-chosen-indianajones-indiana-gif-6188189

[sleek gull]

Absolutely.

[small glen]

As daylight dies, Killswitch Engage, End of Heartache are the most amazing metal albums ever imo

All sung by howard jones

[signal wedge]

Dude let me share some ball with you

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=WiMR5Y88nlY&si=O6NT0Gu56Jb5GgzR

[small glen]

BUUUT

Howard in Alive or Just breathing

Was amazing

His new stuff is so bad 😭

[sleek gull]

Spiritbox is in the play list, so it has to be good!

[signal wedge]

tf does this mean 😭

[small glen]

"I feel you as you faaall awaaaaay! This is my last serenaaaade!" One of their best songs imo

[signal wedge]

nice try

[sleek gull]

This song puts the Core back in Metal Core

[signal wedge]

They're a good band

[sleek gull]

I dig it

[small glen]

anti grappling

this shit was clean doe

[signal wedge]

@small glen

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=z1WiJrJtwNg&si=8BUxgre-Ms9cBSKp

Listen to this

If you would kindly

[winter wasp]

rediscovered a truly amazing clip

[small glen]

first

tell me what your fav game soundtrack

[signal wedge]

like the entire game or a specific song

😭

[small glen]

entirety

[signal wedge]

uhhhhhh

That's hard

[soft osprey]

you are weak

[signal wedge]

Maybe halo 2?

[sleek gull]

The buckley boys needs to come back...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sKnMA_APOo

[small glen]

I have like two

https://youtu.be/ltu4YYKn4C8?list=RDltu4YYKn4C8&t=80

[signal wedge]

That looks like ass

Can't even lie

[signal wedge]

ok not too bad

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/killer7-gif-20132162

[green mesa]

v r o s

how to get dragonslayer

[soft osprey]

🖕

[small glen]

oh and honorable mention is uh https://youtu.be/BWY_eSrtXX0?list=RDBWY_eSrtXX0

[sleek gull]

For the metal fans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bftqq_BqQHI

[signal wedge]

You want me to be honest

Ok actually nvm

[sleek gull]

I guess, the best you can be without listening to it lol

[signal wedge]

Was not expecting that

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-touchdown-swag-bone-zone-no-more-heroes-gif-24389065

[green mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/guts-blade-gif-11582041734221669760

[signal wedge]

I'm listening to it rn, I thought it was going to be some gimmicky blackened deathcore but its not bad so far

[green mesa]

NAAAA

[sleek gull]

It is an amazing song. It definitely takes you by surprise throughout the journey

[small glen]

is it funny, that my favorite boss theme is where the boss is calling you a bitch?

[sleek gull]

I'd post a Sympony X song that I usually force people to listen to. It is 28 minutes long, and it just one track in a 12 song album lol

[signal wedge]

I can read what the embed says you doofis

[signal wedge]

That's light work

[sleek gull]

Which one?

[small glen]

https://youtu.be/UFXqJ--L_Kk?list=RDBWY_eSrtXX0

[green mesa]

what

[signal wedge]

Here you go fizzy

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=50Mei8QVig4&si=--_9bXKpYJileohN

Take a gander

[green mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/head-hikari-nozomi-blue-archive-gif-7018004304477876966

[sleek gull]

Then enjoy this! I was off by 4 minutes though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inqC_yDCfc4&list=OLAK5uy_nGKw74O6hiUmYcUmVUP3evOUaYPK5_fS4

[small glen]

ima listen to Killer7 ost now

[signal wedge]

@sleek gull this is a single song btw

[sleek gull]

listening now

[green mesa]

ZAYYOOM

[signal wedge]

You don't have to listen to the whole thing I'm just using it as an example for the length lol

[small glen]

HOLY SHIT WAIT, the best game soundtrack is Killing floor 2

[signal wedge]

That doesn't count

[green mesa]

i want new sword on ts game bro

[small glen]

YES IT DOES

[sleek gull]

No doubt. I listen to a bunch of instrumental albums where it is just one long track for an hour. This is right in my wheel house lol

[dry trellis]

fr

[signal wedge]

No, most songs are actual songs

[mental kelp]

just read a discussion on why the greathelm can no longer toggle the visor in kcd2 and they kept saying it’s a bug and should be able to do it

[green mesa]

boss weapons

[signal wedge]

Not made for the game

[small glen]

Disunion Reconstructed:

the song was sang by the CEO

fun fact

[signal wedge]

Disney adventure ahh music

[small glen]

he sang it in a garage band from a long time ago

[dry trellis]

Is the demo still getting updates

[quaint ingot]

No

[small glen]

dawg, KF2 menu theme 🔥

[signal wedge]

This song is incredible

https://youtu.be/uFDF_JJxLkU?si=i_sIHRFfg5vuwV8V

[small glen]

https://youtu.be/JrFx8mx934U?list=RDJrFx8mx934U

[signal wedge]

Yeah I've played kf2 Bro lol

[small glen]

Nuh uh!

Collapsing 🔥

KF2 ost > Doom

[signal wedge]

90% of the kf2 soundtrack is just actual bands

Like demon hunter

[small glen]

so?

they are still licensed songs

they payed for it

[signal wedge]

doom is all original and made by Mick Gordon

For 2016 anyways

[small glen]

and?

OST just means Official Soundtrack

its part of the OST

[stone plover]

I love cutting peoples necks with my sword

and hearing them gurgle in their own blood

[tardy trout]

i really hope we can rebind in the full game.. having everything so closely placed together on the keyboard is annoying as hell

i end up fatfingering a fair bit

[pearl ferry]

do NOT get back up

[sleek gull]

Fortunately, my KB&M are rebindable externally from the game.

I changed Right Click to a thumb button. Right click is now grip switch. And I mapped Thrust to another thumb button.

[tardy trout]

it just seems an annoying workaround to have to look into, although i sort of get not wanting to deal with it for a demo

[burnt thorn]

can i post a video link somewhere?

[tardy trout]

not as a newbie

[somber tulip]

can multiplayer get added to the demo

and also ive been seeing a bug

with the game

where if u stab one of the npcs u or the npc just fling around

[tardy trout]

#faq message

[somber tulip]

thanks

[soft osprey]

You can post halfsword gameplay in #photography📷 or #game-footage-🎮🎥 until you get server level 2 and can post anywhere. You get level 2 just by chatting in the server for a little bit

[pearl ferry]

yeah then you can spam your clips no one will see in this chat

[soft osprey]

So true king so true

[pearl ferry]

zornhut my beloved

[vital perch]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ is superior #game-footage-🎮🎥

[soft osprey]

Im never going to see this

[pearl ferry]

I know ❤️

[soft osprey]

Don’t let that one other guy from earlier see this

[vital perch]

now you got me curious who the "other guy" is

[soft osprey]

Ok but that was actually clean af

That first stab

Was immaculate

[pearl ferry]

i love tagging people with the double click

[vital perch]

i usually do @ + enter

[pearl ferry]

i meant with a sword

[signal wedge]

good job Easter

you're learning

[soft osprey]

Thanks it’s my first day

I plan on ruling with an iron fist tbh

[vital perch]

first day of not mod abusing

keep it up and i'll buy you a lollipop

[signal wedge]

you'd like this one guy his name is sir moat on eastern or something like that

[soft osprey]

And just like that it was gone

Enjoy your 1 week timeout

[vital perch]

😔

1984

[small glen]

Vive la france

[vital perch]

i just remembered punchout

[signal wedge]

rule #433 no mention of france

[small glen]

Chat, what faction do you support

[vital perch]

the faster dodging one

cant remember the name , France?

[small glen]

but, France!!

[small glen]

https://youtu.be/xdCIKfwKJ40?t=65

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978604385426874370/1306008703941611621/attachment-14-1.gif

[signal wedge]

they turned unico into a marketable plushie:(

[vital perch]

you're next

[small glen]

You will become the marketable plushie next

[signal wedge]

[vital perch]

marketable moderator plush

[signal wedge]

with real BO smell

[vital perch]

i read it as BBQ 😭

anyway i'm off to do some shopping for doritos bai

<3

[signal wedge]

they have doritos in Poland

[small glen]

I think so

[vital perch]

they do

but not the green ones

god i love these so much 😫

they don't sell those in poland anymore

[small glen]

my Polish friend hates doritos

[vital perch]

he doesnt know what he's missing out on then

[signal wedge]

and you're banned

[vital perch]

well done my servant

[signal wedge]

I would time you out for a week if I didn't fear it would mess with the voice call you're in

[vital perch]

checkmate

[signal wedge]

Ok nvm you're by yourself

Easter

[jolly gorge]

Doritos are OK

[signal wedge]

You mf

[small glen]

he said that when it comes to like snack food, he doesn't eat much. So thats prob why

[vital perch]

understandable

[signal wedge]

Doritos are awesome

Cheetohs are eh

Ruffles are god tier

[vital perch]

my top 5 doritos are:

1 - Taco
2 - Sweet Chili
3 - BBQ
4 - Nacho Cheese
5 - Hot Corn

[small glen]

i wonder if we will get plume berets

[white trail]

wobba

[signal wedge]

For me

1- spicy nacho cheese
2- normal nacho cheese
3- cool ranch

[vital perch]

they dont have cool ranch in poland

what even is ranch

[signal wedge]

ill send you some

I won't actually but

[vital perch]

send me taco doritos aswell

[signal wedge]

You could prolly order them online

[vital perch]

aw

[vital perch]

broke

[signal wedge]

If you really wanted to

[signal wedge]

Rip

[small glen]

Poland doesn't have ranch?

[vital perch]

no

what is it exactly

might make some at home

[small glen]

its made with like a bunch of stuff

you rly need to just look and see what you want to go with but

[vital perch]

alright let me rephrase:

what does it taste like

[small glen]

generally its made of Buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, and black pepper mixed with Mayonnaise

[vital perch]

so mayo with extra steps

[small glen]

not rly

[small glen]

it depends

like deadass it depends

sometimes it can taste like garlic

just buttermilk

or salty

[signal wedge]

Ranch

[small glen]

but imo ranch is the best when it has a taste of black pepper, salt and garlic

Ranch is American, so thats also prob why you never heard of it

[vital perch]

the name ranch reminds me of a sauce a stereotypical farm owner would eat

[vital perch]

i did hear of it on multiple occasions , just never had the opportunity to try it myself

[small glen]

ranch isn't a sauce doe

its a dressing

[vital perch]

same thing

[small glen]

but people use it as a sauce

[small glen]

well the cool thing about ranch is that

[vital perch]

but my fav sauce is either 1000 island dressing or bbq

[small glen]

you can use it

on anything.

no joke

ANYTHING

steak? yes.

pizza? yes.

wings? yes.

chips? yes.

[jolly gorge]

I love ranch sauce

[small glen]

Canada uses it as a dip

and France also

[jolly gorge]

These aren't good

[vital perch]

shit i gotta eat some pizza

[jolly gorge]

Ranch sauce dip dressing is nice on fruits like raisins

Fruit salad

[small glen]

Ranch on pizza?! bad?!

dawg thats like the best thing ever

[jolly gorge]

Steak no, pizza no, wings maybe, chips no

no no no non no no no

NO NON NON NONONONO

[vital perch]

so ranch is the most versatile sauce created

[small glen]

yeah

i even put ranch on potatoes

its just goated like that

[vital perch]

you make it sound like it's something uncommon

[jolly gorge]

LMFAOOOO HE'S DOING THAT SHI ON PURPOSE

IT'S BECAUSE JACK OF PLATES ISN'T A BREASTPLATE SO HE DOES THAT

[small glen]

because putting it on potatoes is uncommon

[small glen]

you have a addiction with that

[jolly gorge]

It's uncommon if you don't stock ranch

Boom

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/left-the-oven-on-cod-zombies-gif-25595119

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1450744628310708245/67C1C51.MP4?ex=6943a6b8&is=69425538&hm=76dd7bf2b85be3f27da52cfbe8c53d6edbe66bd0ce1873230815538c4c1b273e&

[fierce umbra]

very infact evil baseball "bat"

swings more like a club but alright

[small glen]

but yeah

ranch is goated

and its fairly easy to make

make it, and try it

[vital perch]

temu clueless

\

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/ran-ranch-dressing-gif-22242974

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1450726733811810446/DD2FB31.MP4?ex=6943960e&is=6942448e&hm=10ab4438ed961c13a1242d7d2685e968e3c149fead0e8a66f9aa93b17f718040&

[small glen]

midwest usa:

thanks discord

[vital perch]

@sleek gull you're a professional american so tell me:

how to make ranch

[small glen]

midwest US:

[sleek gull]

I go to the store. navigate to the dressing aisle, and put a bottle in my cart.

[small glen]

he polish

he doesn't have it over there

[vital perch]

unfortunately they don't sell those in poland

1984

[shell bronze]

those who are unable to properly mimic

[sleek gull]

buy it on amazon

[vital perch]

broke

[sleek gull]

@shell bronze drag this man

[vital perch]

😔

[shell bronze]

brokeness is one of his smallest problems

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1450725559456895059/19CE661.MP4?ex=694394f6&is=69424376&hm=ce7ea381a243c6747fd1aeb597e68e9a12c8ea39fb2fcc9838375a002e62bac7&

[vital perch]

half swor

[shell bronze]

low tier double blunt is the biggest pos ever

[vital perch]

so i switched to dagger throwing

[fierce umbra]

i hit him so many times his helmet looks like biomass

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1450741178117914738/44BBFA1.MP4?ex=6943a382&is=69425202&hm=a86887682b5829d7eda4c7ac1c8816256f8e4ab917b086472df0435ca5e2e9db&

[potent coral]

helo guys, any tip for the baron challenge?

[small glen]

erm

[fierce umbra]

turn off blood

[potent coral]

hmmmm

how thiw will help me?

[fierce umbra]

makes your game not crash

[vital perch]

ultimate challenge is infamous for crashing , turn blood off

[small glen]

I love when willie just misses

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1450673413008920719/75F7E61.MP4?ex=69440d25&is=6942bba5&hm=49b5284e98d3271dcb3c860dace6e5bf6dbecf6d21a2e26bc662c13519670c49&

[potent coral]

okryy any tip for battle?

[vital perch]

polearms

am i the only one that has a habit of throwing away weapons after winning

[small glen]

You guys like my horse?

[fierce umbra]

pray

[shell bronze]

use the longest weapon you can find and hit people in the head with it

[potent coral]

its too difficult to win someone with pole arm

[fierce umbra]

no its tuff

[potent coral]

they alwayus stab you

[fierce umbra]

no like

USE a polearm

[vital perch]

be quick on your feet

[fierce umbra]

also you can dodge their stabs by just either redirecting it or dashing to the side

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1450721721286918206/69BAF71.MP4?ex=69439163&is=69423fe3&hm=9ab57af07b7b8f8244e34edafd2373053177685fd2e4f0708c2bd6b9aad2789b&

this is how you win half sword

polearm everything

[vital perch]

using polearms is cheesy af imo

[potent coral]

im running into them and they are stabbing

[vital perch]

not that im against it but still

[potent coral]

can get on them

[vital perch]

i prefer not to use polearms

[shell bronze]

i am advising new players on how to play the game tf

context clues

[small glen]

not a Plancon 🙄

[shell bronze]

bait fail

[fierce umbra]

if you use a plancon you go from a human to an insect 👀

if you use plancon you deserve to be stomped on

excluding new players

actually if you even got to ultimate challenge i dont think you are new anymore

so thats not an excuse

[vital perch]

what i mean is there's a variety of weapons and using only polearms (especially plancon , fuck plancon) makes the game kind of pointless

[shell bronze]

after you do your first non plancon run you no longer have a need for one

[vital perch]

if you can outrange your opponents in every scenario

[fierce umbra]

a plancon is like the ex always coming to your mind

you gotta move on

[shell bronze]

why do you think i use short poleaxe

the reach advantage is null and void with the short poleaxe

[vital perch]

no matter how tempting plancon is it must be hated

[potent coral]

why i cant share pictures in tis channel?

[fierce umbra]

lvl 2

[vital perch]

a short poleaxe is alright

[fierce umbra]

wooden poleaxe tops

[shell bronze]

actually why am i trying to explain myself to AUTUMN of all people

[vital perch]

so i can get my 10k milestone up

[shell bronze]

who uses the BARON'S MACE to beat people in the head the same way

[fierce umbra]

yeah... heh. autumn cant even cook a burger.

[shell bronze]

and WEARS FULL GOLDEN ARMOR

[vital perch]

actually reached it a while ago

[vital perch]

and how long ago was that

[small glen]

the tier 1 poleaxe has the reach of a tier 1 bastard sword bro

[shell bronze]

dude

try using it in brave stand

unarmored

horrifying experience

[small glen]

i have

[shell bronze]

you get outreached by EVERYTHING

[small glen]

like deadass i have

the thing is horrendous

[vital perch]

i do dagger throwing now

[potent coral]

can any brave guy share me a vid how to fight gaints pole arm

[fierce umbra]

brave guy

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1450737774658326590/1C154B1.MP4?ex=6943a056&is=69424ed6&hm=11584505eb2cc91eaea668004b0649d1d8cc7351dd36cb2a20bc7986d2765d4c&

[fierce umbra]

😭

[vital perch]

shift + w/a/s/d , that's very useful to close distance

also tap , not hold

[shell bronze]

shit is so ass

[small glen]

i like using it in Commoner and don't forget the damage of the tier 1 poleaxe is dogshit, for some reason the axe on the tier 1 is so horrid, i love the hammer variant

[shell bronze]

that's why i'm gonna start incorporating the super short double blunt into my gameplay

to further handicap myself and serve as yet another statement

[vital perch]

you can't tell me this isn't impressive

[shell bronze]

hell no

use it veteran+ the way god intended

[dry trellis]

I think bros stuck

[small glen]

i got a funny ass combo with it doe

[shell bronze]

if it spawns in that tier or higher i will only use it in that tier or higher

this is etiquette and principle

• demonstration of skill

[vital perch]

anyway now we got for the 20k milestone

[small glen]

if i want to do weapon 1v1s, i just go to like fist fights

spawn the weapon in with enhancer

and rock with that

[shell bronze]

those who bully commoners with weapons not from that tier 😂

get real

[fierce umbra]

the ominously dead chat after clueless' message

[small glen]

tier 4 sword ass whopping i was going to show you yesterday but forgot to, repost

[shell bronze]

people were called out

[vital perch]

called out on?

[shell bronze]

le skill issues

(FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS ALL IN JEST.)

[sleek gull]

I use a higher tier Long Sword. But the Long Sword is a commoner weapon.

I didn't start using that T3 longsword until I had about 400 hours in game. I earned my right to use a higher tier version in a lower tier

[vital perch]

it's common knowledge

[shell bronze]

(PLAY THE GAME IN THE MOST FUN WAY)

[fierce umbra]

those who bully commoners 😂 😂 ingame btw 😂

[small glen]

people who run like, a bunch of armor unironically in no armor tiers are goof balls. this is not a joke!

[vital perch]

me when i bully commoners irl

[shell bronze]

those who bully commoners who are already dumb who are already equipped with horrible weapons

[fierce umbra]

wow thats...

uh

cool

[shell bronze]

go play militia at least those guys have helmets and good weapon variety

[fierce umbra]

the tiers that have those big ass shields every fight just get boring

[fierce umbra]

like i cant hit you, you cant hit me

[vital perch]

man fuck shields

[shell bronze]

t1 bastard is the only 2h weapon you get in that tier

[fierce umbra]

its a matter of luck and time

[fierce umbra]

make shields destructible imo

[shell bronze]

militia only got mini pavise as the biggest

[fierce umbra]

im glad it does

those full height shields higher up piss me off

[shell bronze]

it's a fun tier

[unkempt fern]

What is plancon?

[small glen]

and they wear armor to make it more annoying

[sleek gull]

In commoner? There are non-1H long sword available.

I usually refer to bastard as those with the 2H Option.

[vital perch]

spike stick

[shell bronze]

the t1 long only starts appearing in soldier

[unkempt fern]

Oh

[vital perch]

it's hated for it being a cheesy weapon

[shell bronze]

you can fact check me if i'm wrong but i say with 99% confidence that there is no longsword (as in game files longsword) in commoner to militia

[sleek gull]

It might be the flu i've had all week, but i'm confused

[shell bronze]

having fought every single tier

commoner and militia use the t1 bastard

[fierce umbra]

pretty sure there isnt

[sleek gull]

Oh, the game files names, those are unreliable imo

[fierce umbra]

its just bastard swords that get bigger

[shell bronze]

yeah

they're all t1 bastards

[unkempt fern]

A longsword is just a longer bastard sword to be fair

[coral hawk]

is there like a list of voicelines

[small glen]

not rly

[sleek gull]

If we went by game files, we woudln't call the spiky stick a plancon, and call it a warstaff

[shell bronze]

you can tell if you check commoner swords then check soldier+ swords

[fierce umbra]

except it can have a sphere-ish tip which i like

i hate pointy longswords

looks ugly

very ugly infact

[shell bronze]

the voulge is a glaive

[vital perch]

@coral hawk #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[coral hawk]

because I swear the willies keep going "Velnias" and it's driving me insane on if that's actually meant to be like the lithuanian word for devil or not

[unkempt fern]

A longsword can be like this as well

just depends on what it was made for

[fierce umbra]

you mean bastard sword

[shell bronze]

either way the reach advantage remains as the game file longsword is actually a longsword and has a substantial reach advantage over the t1 bastard

[sleek gull]

Q: What is a longsword
A: A sword that is longer than a longknife lol

[shell bronze]

it's easy to tell if someone is using a vanilla commoner loadout for their clips or not

[fierce umbra]

you made me wanna get on halfsword and do a little longswording

[shell bronze]

and/or if they're benefiting from the reach advanatge to the point where it's an actual crutch

[fierce umbra]

or ill use a hanjian

[shell bronze]

go for it

[fierce umbra]

idk

[shell bronze]

it's fun

[small glen]

i think its easy to tell in general who using a custom and who isn't

[fierce umbra]

im gonna go with the commoner longsword

truly a classic

[shell bronze]

use a fat one with a long guard

those can kill man at arms

[fierce umbra]

this

?

[shell bronze]

oh you mean a full longsword

[fierce umbra]

ye

[winter wasp]

Can you tell, sire?

[shell bronze]

just find a good balance between reach and thickness

[fierce umbra]

im lazy

😭

[shell bronze]

true

full send

[fierce umbra]

this works for me so ill just use it

[shell bronze]

kill them

[fierce umbra]

i can switch to the hanjian anytime

[unkempt fern]

round

pointy

both longswords

bastard swords are longwords too as well

just with a funny name

[winter wasp]

I love me anything skinny and with a long crossguard

[heavy radish]

chalk photo incoming

[winter wasp]

the true go-to

[fierce umbra]

this looks horrible with a round tip

i love how you can just spin your body and dodge a spear

[unkempt fern]

Some Jedi shit

[sleek gull]

Commoner Tier long Sword.
T3 Long Sword.

Same length

[winter wasp]

Oh hey, unc fizzle.

[heavy radish]

😭

[small glen]

fun fact

[winter wasp]

Beauty that 2nd one

[small glen]

there is longswords on commoner

fizzle is actually right

[heavy radish]

there is because its a sword and its long

[sleek gull]

The game file names are just names really. They aren't 100% accurate lol

[shell bronze]

wtf me and @mental kelp agreeing on something for once

[heavy radish]

cool name unc

[sleek gull]

Thanks!

[mental kelp]

this is how u know its false

dogs and cats etc etc

[tardy trout]

am i losing my mind entirely, or do you sometimes feel sluggish when first moving out of your start position?

[unkempt fern]

If I am holding shift while trying to move from start it won't let me move at all

[winter wasp]

The line of cocaine that Willie's taken before the duel needs a little time to kick in first.

[sleek gull]

Feels that way when I have a Gore Glitch on the ground at my starting position.

[unkempt fern]

until I release both shift and w

[fierce umbra]

i think my longsword is laced with the john halfsword serum

[shell bronze]

when the two dudes who constantly butt heads over everything decide that something is false it probably is

[winter wasp]

Good Heavens, what sens do you play on?

[shell bronze]

if it were up for debate me and him would argue for about 3 messages each then call each other ass at the game again before he goes back to lurking and dropping the occasional reaction

[fierce umbra]

i mean i play on this

[small glen]

and tier 1 longswords can be smaller than tier 1 bastards

[fierce umbra]

i dont remember my mouse sens tho

[mental kelp]

must..not..react... cat emoji

[shell bronze]

REACT. I DARE YOU.

that's what i thought

[fierce umbra]

one would say "good boy"

but that would be ragebait

and we dont tolerate ragebait

[shell bronze]

that's saved for more special occasions

[sleek gull]

wE DoNt ToLeRaTe RaGeBaIt

[shell bronze]

"wE DoNt ToLeRaTe RaGeBaIt"

[fierce umbra]

" "wE DoNt ToLeRaTe RaGeBaIt" "

oops wrong reply

ok im gonna go eat my nuggies

[hasty bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/yourmotherisafish-fish-twitch-streamer-content-gif-22522431

[light anvil]

btw why is there no hounskull bascinet in the game? (Or the abscence of bascinets at all more like)

[sleek gull]

Might be out of the timeframe this game sticks to

[austere tinsel]

fr

[small glen]

there was bascinets in the game timeframe

rare

but still there

[sleek gull]

We are 1400-1500?

[small glen]

1470

[light anvil]

it's no out of frame

[sleek gull]

Google tells me it was a mid 1300's thing. So I can see a case for it being in game

[light anvil]

Bascients were really used especially amongst the knights in the in the 100 years war for example

[small glen]

bascinets

[light anvil]

but since this game is based between the 1400 to 1500 there should be variants of it

[small glen]

rare by 1450-1470

but still around

[light anvil]

also will they add bows, crossbows and handgonnes? it would be cool to see a "siege" mode in this game

[small glen]

crossbows yes

[sleek gull]

So far, crossbow

[small glen]

handgonnes and bows? so far no

[vital perch]

bows/crossbows are planned afaik

[small glen]

and handgonnes would be a nightmare to use

[vital perch]

wouldnt it be funny if willie fell down everytime he shot

[light anvil]

yes but you would one shot a knight though

[small glen]

i would prefer if maps had a map trap or hazard with these handgonnes

[mental kelp]

where is the after 1450 evidence

[light anvil]

like exploding in people's hand and stuff

[ionic spindle]

hello everyone iy is feet sniiffer 4000

[mental kelp]

1401-1450 is both an insane range and also all directly outside of the game time so its no evidence

[ionic spindle]

my job is to smell feet

[winter wasp]

i feel like handgonnes would be anticlimactic.

Imagine waiting for the other dude to prepare for the duel, get suited into his armor, meanwhile you just show up there naked, one shot him, then move on with your life.

[light anvil]

that's how war is

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-shoot-harrison-ford-nope-gif-11523430

same scenario

[small glen]

the mounted ones anyways

[winter wasp]

i would take a hit of that in a heartbeat.

big bong

[small glen]

no its not lol

[light anvil]

i mean imagine the an early 1500 hundred knight that trained all of his life just to be killed by a farmer with 3 weeks of experience

[small glen]

half sword takes place around 1450-1470

[mental kelp]

yea so 1401-1450 is out of the range?

[light anvil]

(to wich he dies anyway of tooth infection)

[vital perch]

imagine dying to a commoner lol

[small glen]

the insane time range is for like almost every single piece of art, its hard to pin point a exact time for a lot of effigies

[hot elk]

is there a way to reset like the gauntlet mode because i finished it but i want to start over

[light anvil]

This is probably a siege gun or maybe your classical medieval exaggeration when it comes to hand drawings

[mental kelp]

I know that, but every single number there except 1450 is out of the range, so its out of the range..

[winter wasp]

Did you know handgonnes were used as, basically, cigarettes by knights?

When not at war, and settled at camp, they'd stuff some homemade herbs into the end, and due to the fact that most of them had holes poked at the end, they would be able to smoke through it.

[shell bronze]

the handgonne has a 70% chance of exploding in your hand and triggering dismemberment in the hand that uses it

[small glen]

more bascinets 1400-1450

[manic cradle]

vvillie is bri*ish??? confirmed???

[vital perch]

@shell bronze your long lost brother

[somber tulip]

yo look in #photography📷

[small glen]

that'd be badass

[manic cradle]

dude thats so cluelophobic, if we are both clueless that doesnt mean we know each other

[winter wasp]

That little patch of skin's been there a big while, wonder if it'll get fixed in the upcoming EA

[light anvil]

dude imagine smoking weed out of a handgonne

[vital perch]

sorry 😔

[vital perch]

gotta love being badass when a war crime explodes in my hand

[winter wasp]

If i was an artist, i'd draw that in a heartbeat.

r/hardimages is the first place it'll get posted

[vital perch]

[vital perch]

r/picsthatgohard better

[winter wasp]

I personally didn't know that though, i just made it up.

[manic cradle]

yeah mouths are weird rn

[winter wasp]

seems like something that could be possible though

they lacked imagination.

[light anvil]

also it would be cool to see armor and weapons from other cultures or time periods but I think mods will do the job

[winter wasp]

[manic cradle]

that would be cool but i think devs should focus on other stuff

[vital perch]

i bet the modding community will be just like skyrim's

[light anvil]

or gmod

[winter wasp]

Oh, 100%, the modding aspect is likely coming last

i believe they've mentioned that somewhere as well, but my memory of it is faint

[vital perch]

#faq

[small glen]

1435, another bascinet.

[sleek gull]

They hinted at the possibility very far into the future as a DLC. That is a very big maybe though. And that would likely be post full 1.0 release. So we have years before that would be a question they would answer

[mental kelp]

bro 1435 is not in the game period

[light anvil]

also there is almost no chain mail wouldn't it be used as a main armor by poored soldiers?

[turbid summit]

i still havent beat the gauntlet, time to lock in

[turbid summit]

what year is half sword in?

[light anvil]

#wewantfookinbascienets

[mental kelp]

I'm not saying bascinets didnt exist or some shit, they fell out of use like shortly before the gamee time period 😭

[mental kelp]

from 1450-1470

[manic cradle]

5% of the game is crazy

this already feels like a complete game cant imagine how it is gonna look like in a year or two

[manic cradle]

xv = 15
century = 100
15-100 = -75
the game takes places in bc

[shell bronze]

TRUE...

my rage comic brother has a great logical mind

[manic cradle]

hmm today i will count

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-delonge-blink182-wtf-meme-what-the-heck-first-date-gif-25383351

[small glen]

bascinets have a chance but its still small

i said before, bascinets were around

just rare

[manic cradle]

thats not how you say a bayonet

[shell bronze]

<- clueless

[light anvil]

also is it true that the game will have a full release in december of this year or?

[shell bronze]

no

delayed

#announcements

[light anvil]

shit

[small glen]

i will use my magical bee powers and delay it again

Clueless told me too

[light anvil]

our pizzles won't be yanked again

[shell bronze]

this is correct

i told em man
for every person that asks about early access release the game is pushed back

[manic cradle]

is it even possible to plunge your sword in here

[shell bronze]

this is what happens when we dont listen to clueless

[shell bronze]

yes

[light anvil]

also are the various crests in tha game and stuff actually real? do they represent real families?

[shell bronze]

if you click on it in the menu it actually damages the guy

[manic cradle]

must be tricky cus i cant do it

[shell bronze]

very difficult

[light anvil]

I once did but it was pure luck tho lol

[hot elk]

is there a way to reset your game after finishing the gauntlet mode i want to re do it

[small glen]

bonk

[small glen]

didn't like only, 5 or smthing people ever do it

with a dagger

[sleek gull]

C:\Users\YOURNAME\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames

Delete SG Gauntlet Progress

[hot elk]

Thank you so much <3

[atomic stump]

Hello

I am alive

[manic cradle]

so helmets are basically worthless cus they dont protect your face fully
noted

next time im rushing into battle with a bucket on my head

[elder basin]

can we fix the character loading in with straight cheeks out when we go to the abyss

[atomic stump]

No

[manic cradle]

intended feature

[atomic stump]

@elder basin it is very intended

[manic cradle]

LOL how did i do that

[elder basin]

good

will we have female characters then

[modest estuary]

will internal organs be added? i want the guts to spill out of willie, i wanna tear out his kidneys!

[small glen]

no women. This is a MANLY GAME! NO GIRLS ALLOWEED!

https://tenor.com/view/flashgitz-be-positive-space-king-space-king-flashgitz-space-king-b-positive-gif-4911992525306862250

[viral panther]

:<

[elder basin]

exactly

manly

WO-MAN

[sleek gull]

Whoa Man

[viral panther]

https://tenor.com/view/peacekeeper-for-honor-dance-gif-3749683849450516401

Whatttttt I don't have perms to send gifs?

[small glen]

Me af missing a spin kick:

https://tenor.com/view/elphelt-elphelt-valentine-ggst-ggs-gif-6238557459017805699

[viral panther]

What has this world come to.

[modest estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[small glen]

wait fizzle did you see my drop kick

[ruby coral]

is ther going to be an online mode???

[viral panther]

But ive been here so long.......

[sleek gull]

#faq

[modest estuary]

gotta chat to lv up

[sleek gull]

Not sure

[jolly gorge]

It would be possible but then again this helmet is designed to make it difficult lol

[small glen]

i failed miserably but uh yeah

[manic cradle]

blud is still going at me

[elder basin]

why cant i grapple like the videos

did they remove that ragdolling

[vital perch]

the power of friendship

[shell bronze]

you have to stun them first

[small glen]

some people have ways to do without stunning, idk how. they likely do it with enhancer or something else

[shell bronze]

enhancer or old playtest clips

[small glen]

Likely, there is like 400 ways to grapple someone now

[fierce umbra]

you fell like you slipped on banana

cartoon ass fall

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/elphelt-elphelt-valentine-ggst-ggs-gif-6238557459017805699

[fierce umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1434244406382170193/HqMwNli.gif

i didnt steal this gif by the way

on everybodys soul but mine

wow thats so edgy and goth 😅 like everybody just dies 😂

[small glen]

genius, if you kill everyone besides yourself no one will know

Last one standing ah

[light anvil]

can you use the other end of a weapon? like the pointy thing at the end of the war axe

[fierce umbra]

brave stand

[fierce umbra]

you can

why would you though

[light anvil]

how

[vital perch]

im back what did i miss

[fierce umbra]

halfsword

[light anvil]

just cause

[fierce umbra]

alternatively right mouse click

2 same things but some may not know what halfswording is

im such a medieval nerd 😂

[vital perch]

the first time i discovered half swording in this game i called it "blocking position"

[white trail]

wobba

[light anvil]

no wait

like i mean if i want to use the pointy end of an axe or hammer, how do I do that?

[fierce umbra]

yes just hold m2 and aim at them with the other end of the weapon

like this

[light anvil]

nope

wait i can't post images here

[fierce umbra]

why not

[light anvil]

I don't know

[fierce umbra]

whats wrong with my explanation

1. normal pose

2. halfsword pose and aim with the other end

[light anvil]

no no wait

[fierce umbra]

you normally aim with the other end by holding the weapon to your left

[vital perch]

i need this weapon so bad

[light anvil]

how can i post images on here

it won't let me do that

[fierce umbra]

lvl 2

[fierce umbra]

which

[vital perch]

spiky stick

[fierce umbra]

the one i sent?

[vital perch]

yes

[fierce umbra]

its called this

its fun as hell

2 headed spear

[vital perch]

i dont doubt it

send it as a file in my dms

[fierce umbra]

ok

oh, @light anvil

you cant really hit them with it unless you hit them with its angle somehow

its more like a situational/decorative part

[untold oak]

I suck at this game but unarmed combat is fun

Also candle sticks

[fierce umbra]

im pretty sure chrome has a militarised candlestick

poor guy

[untold oak]

Downswings are easy to parry either with the bottom of it or with halfsword

Also I cant get past the soldier stage

Because they all have armor and shields that are tough to get past

I either end up spending a good 20 minutes hitting them or trying to get rid of their shields

[fierce umbra]

polearms delete shields

[untold oak]

It was most likely because I was using a halberd

[vital perch]

chat should i make an unofficial cutscene half sword edit?

[untold oak]

When I should have been using a blunt or a spear

[shell bronze]

use spiky spear

[untold oak]

Also aiming with the physics engine is very odd

[shell bronze]

blunt and sharp and long

free win

[untold oak]

The big spiky spear

[shell bronze]

yes

smack someone in the head with it and realize how op it is

that shit will delete knights

[untold oak]

Either that or drop your weapon and get up close and personal ig

Start throwing hands

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427822088495829022/6EEB1D1.MP4?ex=6943f9b1&is=6942a831&hm=5259b9674726f4a81ecf5f7d72d16775922b2f9c5bf6555a62bda27c04b4faf3&

[untold oak]

Bro didn’t stand a chance against the half naked man with a long spiky stick

[fierce umbra]

plancon is like the ugly duckling of halfsword

except it doesnt blossom

and its still ugly

[untold oak]

Yeah but it’s one below the candlestick and that speaks volumes

[shell bronze]

use it and win every fight

[untold oak]

Or just grab a candlestick and start bashing their armor in

Also I watched a grapple tutorial and was like “This actually works?”

[fierce umbra]

willie no dont bring that close to yourself its dangerous

[untold oak]

Where did you get a big toothpick from?

[vital perch]

might want to rephrase that

[fierce umbra]

why

im not targetting it to anybody

🤔

ok whatever

[fierce umbra]

chromes weapon pack 4

you need ovrdth loadout selector to use it

[untold oak]

Idk how to mod this game

[fierce umbra]

i kid you not the only harder part of modding this game is putting the saves into ovrdth

[untold oak]

I cant code for shit

[fierce umbra]

the cheat for halfsword is literally just a loader that does everything itself and ovrdths loadout selector is also an exe that you just open

[untold oak]

Really the only reason why I haven’t tried is because I don’t want to get a computer virus

[turbid summit]

any tips on beating the knight boss? i cant hit him in the head with a mace cause he's too tall

[fierce umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-kill-that-boy-speedy-moments-w-speed-speed-clip-gif-16493548970782765043

[turbid summit]

ooof im on the ultimate challange for the first time

any advice to beat it?

[shell bronze]

it is fine

[fierce umbra]

alright

[shell bronze]

yeah if it's not towards anybody i dont see the issue

[weak star]

my best advice is prob to learn how to stab w knife

i think control and mouse forward

[edgy nest]

Is the commoner boss hard or am i just bad😪

[shell bronze]

alt

[fierce umbra]

maybe both

[shell bronze]

both

he's difficult but killable once you get the hang of it

[weak star]

both is good tbh im decently good but he still a dickhead sometimes

[turbid summit]

ez, but i can relax because there arent any consequences to dying like i thought

[weak star]

ong he is like way more durable than most enemies

[shell bronze]

i get some pretty fun swordfights with him

[fierce umbra]

commoner is pretty much your first skillcheck

[weak star]

yee abys sadly if u get to last one ul crash and no save point

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1447775193639686234/2A77291.MP4?ex=69440df8&is=6942bc78&hm=e318c10ea47ce44af2a38333c37c01b643f983fec358111e6b7a10d8f2647ce2&

[weak star]

i agree

[edgy nest]

I failed🥀

[turbid summit]

???

[shell bronze]

if you want to cheese the skill check go back down to peasant and use pitchfork

[fierce umbra]

true

[turbid summit]

i just go back to the lobby when i die

[weak star]

ive been playing abys a lot recently was abt to win but final boss i crashed cuz fatal errors and forgot to turn of gore

[shell bronze]

and if you can't beat him with a pitchfork you actually need more improvement at the game

[fierce umbra]

you lose your save if you havent completed the gauntlet

[weak star]

ye i mean when ur fighting him in abys

[untold oak]

Peasant is pretty easy if you know how to land pitchfork hits

[turbid summit]

ohh

[weak star]

axe is also pretty easy decap

[noble iron]

I find I'm not able to swing polearms fast enough to do damage, what's the deal with that?

[untold oak]

Yeah but against the boss it’s harder

[turbid summit]

i completed the final boss and i died multiple times on the ultimate challenge but i just get sent to the lobby to try again

[untold oak]

I usually just grab the scythe and start throwing hands

[fierce umbra]

i think thats a checkpoint then

[weak star]

tbh i usualy close distance from there 75 procent i decap him 25 procent i get decap

[turbid summit]

thankfully

[shell bronze]

pitchfork beats all the way to militia/soldier

[untold oak]

With unarmed combat it is either go crazy or start aiming for headshots with the heavy hits

[turbid summit]

nerf pitchfork

[weak star]

from the pokey spear w spikes on it

[noble iron]

or kick someone in the knees till they fall over

[untold oak]

The plancon

[untold oak]

Or stagger them and grapple them to the ground

Yes you can do that

[weak star]

thats what i do if i get my arm chopped of and my charater is to much of a weakling to use the other arm

[untold oak]

Or you can be extra and do a spin kick to their jaw

[weak star]

spinjitsu

[shell bronze]

unarmed combat is either jojo stand rush to the head, spin kick, or whatever grappling bs people come up with

[untold oak]

Look it up on youtube

[weak star]

or using 1 arm to repeatdley head punch

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1432031510575317184/CC50B01.MP4?ex=694420c5&is=6942cf45&hm=5504803625fb444f9c0e80e87c51caa9a4c430eeb46e6a89df95fd1d99f27483&

[weak star]

solid 50 procent chance of either of you dying

[untold oak]

Usually I just either start throwing hands till they fall down and start beating the shit out of them or grab their left arm and start giving them some right handed haymakers

[weak star]

i mean hes naked ur not

[shell bronze]

local hobo tries to attack me

i'm just trying to defend myself

[weak star]

valid

[untold oak]

Hehe, candlestick

[potent coral]

what is your dpi?

[untold oak]

BOOM

[fierce umbra]

uhh

let me check

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1450741178117914738/44BBFA1.MP4?ex=69444c42&is=6942fac2&hm=43834981bb1b41f74eedaee7bfd257f7e6e6c222e7fddd8c11f8a4c7755c6fd2&

[untold oak]

Local homeless man beat to death with candlestick

[fierce umbra]

aaaalright russia

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1450744628310708245/67C1C51.MP4?ex=69444f78&is=6942fdf8&hm=0181e19454fbc7861ec7b30acf957b0bfec2319d310f8fd53006d46ecc6c082e&

[fierce umbra]

ic how it is

[mossy merlin]

Are damage values adjusted in ultimate challenge?

[fierce umbra]

what are the first 2 numbers in that link clueless...

[shell bronze]

you will be put down for this transgression against humanity

[fierce umbra]

1600

[mossy merlin]

almost none of my attacks cut enemies but when they barley touch me I get limbs sliced off or cut in half

[fierce umbra]

hey blame steam

[weak star]

thats how life is tbh i usualy jsut put force in it and ez decap

[untold oak]

Can you win the entirety of halfsword using hobo

[fierce umbra]

probably

why would you though

[weak star]

i heard someone couldnt get trough baren but thats it

[mossy merlin]

Im literally hitting them as hard as i can and the blades just bounce off

[untold oak]

Imagine hearing a baron got beat the shit out of by a hobo

[weak star]

id fucking rather die than have to try a million times as a hobo fighting the 4th boss

[fierce umbra]

you could try and get a pitchfork i guess

[untold oak]

Just kick bro in the nuts

[fierce umbra]

but it wont get you far

[weak star]

hobo ?

[untold oak]

The first class

[fierce umbra]

it only works for like the first 3 tiers

and you cant duel

[weak star]

ohh idk that

[untold oak]

His lower region is exposed just start throwing hands

[weak star]

o true

[untold oak]

Either that or try to aim for his bald head

[shell bronze]

if you can land your headshots it can go to knight in theory

[weak star]

ngl as a hobo might be the only time that uh boss without a helmet is dificult

[fierce umbra]

true

[shell bronze]

but I don't hate myself that much

[fierce umbra]

but fighting longswords and shields and full armor is where i would stop

[weak star]

me neither and i play isaac

[fierce umbra]

i may have problems but not that level

[weak star]

oo this shit looks furnished

[fierce umbra]

the floor looks like salmon

[weak star]

oo this look like a dungeon

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1450725559456895059/19CE661.MP4?ex=69443db6&is=6942ec36&hm=845673a56d771850766a6779f1f4e7dcdfc6ed08bb19c1758d9c29b3902a3f57&

[weak star]

the door looks like a png 😭

[untold oak]

I think the best weapon for blocking might be the candle stick though

[signal wedge]

horseshoe crab

[signal wedge]

Hey Floral where's Fauna

Hahahaha

[weak star]

yes i am :D

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1450729094449860628/F015711.MP4?ex=69444101&is=6942ef81&hm=09c83d49895c20d486232dd82d9df0f878f206edaa5bc48e8470dc0ad8f77bb9&

[untold oak]

Im going to wish upon you five barons

[weak star]

owkey first time seeing anyone use that weapon

[shell bronze]

it actually sucks

genuinely

i use it as a handicap

[weak star]

damn it looked like those ends of candlesticks

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1448949035124654162/27D29A1.MP4?ex=6943b5f2&is=69426472&hm=155954a1d5ea3d119c8fea2f1e0986ed72194cf2dd6ffba451204c9becef967c&

i use this thing if i want combat effectiveness

[untold oak]

The ends of the candlesticks are great for grabbing weapons and charging someone into the barriers

A sharp sword aint good if you don’t have range

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1447893076889829427/7E43AD1.MP4?ex=6943d302&is=69428182&hm=12fa8edb1ccfb5f409a07ea58e164118961697f5c85ef1811afe126e23bafe65&

[weak star]

o potentiasly a new type of candle stick

fuck im dysllexic

[untold oak]

Big pointy stick is good for anything really

[untold oak]

Medieval roof

You can use big pointy stick to poke or thwack people with

Good weapon 10/10

Just

Dont

Miss

[untold oak]

Usually I just stab people with anything poky

Im bad at actual combat in this game

Underhanded tactics all the way

[mental kelp]

don let clueless know

he'll have a conniption

[hasty bloom]

love a good arm stab. feels so smooth

[turbid summit]

do you regenerate in ultimate challange like in the abyss?

[sturdy jolt]

You do but really slow

[mental kelp]

here's one

[spark jasper]

is the most up to date version the demo on steam

what does that mean