Greatsword left right left combo is the ultimate anti-armour technique as long as you maintain distance
#halfsword-chat-⚔
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sick pollen
Who the fuck just pinged me 💔
heavy radish
greatsword i might
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Who the fuck just pinged me 💔
Gaba daba
heavy radish
fuck that looks pretty small
mild zinc
fuck that looks pretty small
Don't be fooled
mild zinc
fuck that looks pretty small
Many brains were turned from solid to liquids from that
heavy radish
so should i try this thing out?
mild zinc
It will allow you to gauge distance much better
Then hit them with the weighty end
mild zinc
so should i try this thing out?
Sure
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so should i try this thing out?
Hell no
heavy radish
alright lets go
mild zinc
Try aiming for the head with the greatsword
A good left right to the head would knock them out
heavy radish
alright
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heavy radish
it does knock em out
reverse brave stand would be so fun
this normal is very fun too
got someones hand off with pocket poleaxe
heavy radish
bro needs to stop sending this picture
mild zinc
It would just be trying to beat an upgraded opponent while your teammates flail helplessly
mild zinc
reverse brave stand would be so fun
The reverss brave stand I mean
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heavy radish
It would just be trying to beat an upgraded opponent while your teammates flail ...
could be or could not be
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Shakesdih?
mild zinc
could be or could not be
Until some guy hooks the opponent weapon and gives you the opening to shove your sword into them
heavy radish
yes
small glen
Until some guy hooks the opponent weapon and gives you the opening to shove your...
Death by cornball
mild zinc
Death by cornball
?
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Death by talc
mild zinc
Death by talc
?
mortal auroraBOT
silk aspen
when early access will release?
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when early access will release?
November 2026
silk aspen
really?
silk aspen
then when
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November 2026
heavy radish
tomorrow
silk aspen
anybody know when update gonna be or new demo?
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Halfgoon tomorrow
heavy radish
anybody know when update gonna be or new demo?
tomorrow
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anybody know when update gonna be or new demo?
There will be no updates until ea in November 2026
silk aspen
thats crazy
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The Dev's holiday lasts until September, after that there's some polishing and then ea
silk aspen
didnt it says that something will i dont remember early access or demo will release this winter?
heavy radish
yea tomorrow
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didnt it says that something will i dont remember early access or demo will rele...
Got reported
subtle totem
anybody know when update gonna be or new demo?
idk about update but early access is out tommorrow
grand vigil
guys when i try to grab someone it js automatically lets go is that normal or am idoing something wrong
silk aspen
Got reported
?
subtle totem
guys when i try to grab someone it js automatically lets go is that normal or am...
are you hurt
grand vigil
no
subtle totem
if your arm is hurt it does that
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Dis some leaked footage
grand vigil
Nope, i think i had one bruise on my chest but that's it
grand vigil
sometimes it just spazzez
it's been happening like all the time
subtle totem
it's been happening like all the time
what weapon
grand vigil
js hands
subtle totem
oh i thought u said weapon
heavy radish
i wonder what this is
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i wonder what this is
It's a fight
U have to not use any weapons or drops during it so it doesn't increase the difficulty
grand vigil
i wonder what this is
he gives you candy
subtle totem
lots of candy
grand vigil
wait, if i cant drag them without them surrendering, how do i grapple
heavy radish
U have to not use any weapons or drops during it so it doesn't increase the diff...
im totally gonna use the weapons ngl
heavy radish
It literally spawns fully armored golden knights if U do that
im gonna try
subtle totem
wait, if i cant drag them without them surrendering, how do i grapple
you can grab them in clinch but when they are on the floor it doesnt let youj
like standing up
grand vigil
you can grab them in clinch but when they are on the floor it doesnt let youj
ic
i'll have to learn that, thanks though
heavy radish
it spawned spiky stik
subtle totem
btw if they are on the floor and havent surrendered just hold your weapon to their neck and they give up
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it spawned spiky stik
It spawns gold man after
heavy radish
btw if they are on the floor and havent surrendered just hold your weapon to the...
kill them
heavy radish
It spawns gold man after
source: trust me bro
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Ur gonna die bro
heavy radish
source: trust me
heavy radish
its abyss but in broad daylight
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its abyss but in broad daylight
Yes but u can't pickup anything to not make the gold men spawn
heavy radish
man just shut up with that
weak osprey
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soft osprey
Ty
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Fucking dumbass I ain't blind
U took so much time to delete that ghost ping
@heavy radish
heavy radish
what ghostping?
split crescent
Moai do you actually have a mole on your back
merry junco
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lHpwqAzslggWDvQqH?invite=cr-MSx0SzIsNDg2NTc2NjM3
bro's weight is nothing for me
white trail
wobba
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<@&1080390104562016306>
soft osprey
Geeze Louise
grand vigil
how even
tight isle
fences are a skill issue smh my head
runic niche
fences are a skill issue smh my head
ive been trying to hit a kick where i put my foot ontop of the fence then jump on it and kick the willie with my other leg
for like months
clear forge
smh my head
runic niche
ok maybe weeks
tight isle
ive been trying to hit a kick where i put my foot ontop of the fence then jump o...
unless u use a mod for invincibility you might end up going out of bounds if ur getting ontop of the fence
frozen wagon
I am only scared of two things
Women, and pitchforks
hasty bloom
ive been trying to hit a kick where i put my foot ontop of the fence then jump o...
bro’s tryna hit a lil roundhouse off the octagon fuck yea
storm prairie
wobba
runic niche
bro’s tryna hit a lil roundhouse off the octagon fuck yea
yessir
long river
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long river
white
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Talc
shy slate
fun fact: with enough force, you can knock a helmet off a person using fists or blunt weaponry, though this is rather rare without modding
long river
paint
long river
fun fact: with enough force, you can knock a helmet off a person using fists or ...
tru
happened to me yesterday in the abyss
mortal auroraBOT
tender quest
vital perch
https://tenor.com/view/discord-ping-confused-discord-ping-too-many-pings-gif-160...
hello
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hi
signal wedge
https://tenor.com/view/discord-ping-confused-discord-ping-too-many-pings-gif-160...
Well well well
If it isnt militus
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if it is not militus
signal wedge
Then who is it 🤨
tender quest
Then who is it 🤨
whom'st've
signal wedge
whom'st've
vital perch
this is what autism sounds like btw
signal wedge
this is what autism sounds like btw
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I am not Listening to ts
vital perch
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Odin din din done
supple ember
soft osprey
Beautifully said my friend
soft osprey
You can hear the polish in you
vital perch
You can hear the polish in you
is it a compliment
soft osprey
is it a compliment
Take it as you will
vital perch
Take it as you will
subtle totem
is there any plans for a pre order when the release date is final?
jolly gorge
This games so good i cant wait until the full game
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November 2026
subtle totem
^^^
soft osprey
January-march 2026
subtle totem
haha just kidding its tommorrow
subtle totem
https://tenor.com/view/dumb-im-gif-26573323
soft osprey
Im a big liar and a bad person but not with this
subtle totem
https://tenor.com/view/budgie-lol-running-gif-18971038
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jolly gorge
When i was playing yesterday some guy gave up and then qhen trying to escape ran intp the wooden post and knocked himself put
heavy radish
stop dragging it bro
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Literally just hating on talc
heavy radish
hating on YOU
pastel flint
hasty bloom
November 2026
hey man this is soooo funny every time!
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hey man this is soooo funny every time!
I know
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Yes
lost rover
weary orbit
how can i play in the arena?
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how can i play in the arena?
Press control +w
weary orbit
thx
signal wedge
You sound exactly like wendigoon
tender quest
he is shooketh
soft osprey
You sound exactly like wendigoon
You sound like goon
twilit escarp
damn that was one of the cleanest bisections i've ever gotten
vital perch
damn that was one of the cleanest bisections i've ever gotten
username checks out
tender quest
You sound like goon
grave pier
tender quest
not me
twilit escarp
though I can appreciate an american who's got an appreciation for real history, not just the time it's been since my lane end pub was established
soft osprey
though I can appreciate an american who's got an appreciation for *real* history...
Shut up nerd
tender quest
soft osprey
Go drink some tea or something
twilit escarp
Go drink some tea or something
funnily enough twinnings is older than the US too
unique socket
American “people” would be considered subhuman here anyways so your opinion doesnt really matter
soft osprey
funnily enough twinnings is older than the US too
Im going to buy your tea, have it shipped into my harbor, and then dump it all into the ocean as a performative act against taxation, even though I already paid for it and am now throwing away my own tea and money
soft osprey
American “people” would be considered subhuman here anyways so your opinion does...
Ok pink name. Worst “person” to talk about “people”
twilit escarp
Im going to buy your tea, have it shipped into my harbor, and then dump it all i...
you'd also be paying a 10% in import taxes for our tea
if you wanted to do it the true revolutionary way, you'd highjack a cargo ship in the north atlantic
signal wedge
You sound like goon
You sound like a stinky fart muncher
twilit escarp
though i'm not sure they ship much tea through those lanes, if I'm not mistaken most of it comes through the straight of gibraltar
soft osprey
though i'm not sure they ship much tea through those lanes, if I'm not mistaken ...
Ok nerd
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soft osprey
You would know that
soft osprey
You sound like a stinky fart muncher
At least I sound
twilit escarp
You would know that
it's a national passtime with a heritage that predates the formation of the united states, I wouldn't be a true brit if I didn't know a little bit about something like that
soft osprey
though i'm not sure they ship much tea through those lanes, if I'm not mistaken ...
The peak irony being, as everything with the British, they don’t even grow their own tea they ship it in. Classic British. Never have anything of their own
Take take take
twilit escarp
The peak irony being, as everything with the British, they don’t even grow their...
and just like all things american, that sentiment is taken from other countries, even the damned revolutionary war was won chiefly by the French (and smallpox)
soft osprey
and just like all things american, that sentiment is taken from other countries,...
Blah blah blah America #1 USA USA USA FOOTBALL AND BBQ AND PIE
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soft osprey
Im deleting any negative reactions to make it look better
twilit escarp
Blah blah blah America #1 USA USA USA FOOTBALL AND BBQ AND PIE
American Football is rugby for woosies, BBQ is originally caribbean and pie is egyptian
unique socket
Ok pink name. Worst “person” to talk about “people”
Sorry im not chronically online
soft osprey
Sorry im not chronically online
I appreciate the apology but words don’t matter, action does
unique socket
I dont care
soft osprey
I dont care
I don’t believe you
You came back after 20 minutes to tell me you dont care?
supple ember
You sound exactly like wendigoon
No I don’t
soft osprey
I was doing the dishes
Theyre all still dirty i can see them from your window
soft osprey
You can just come in next time
Just bros being bros
sturdy jolt
buoyant ravine
first guy died really fast
supple ember
Um yeah go ahead and put away my gambeson….
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sturdy jolt
It's mine now
unique socket
first guy died really fast
Why is ur saturation so high
supple ember
It's mine now
Um no that’s not how it works. You haven’t been approved to use my gambeson
buoyant ravine
goddamn when are yall gonna stop crying about my ReShade preset it makes my game look like im on dx12
sturdy jolt
As long as you don't start wearing the black hosen we're legally distinct
supple ember
As long as you don't start wearing the black hosen we're legally distinct
I don’t wear black, I wear that red gambeson. Don’t use it again or I’ll bring forth the fullest extent of the law
sturdy jolt
I'll see you in court
tender quest
unique socket
goddamn when are yall gonna stop crying about my ReShade preset it makes my game...
No one was crying lil bro 🐥
sturdy jolt
buoyant ravine
No one was crying lil bro 🐥
do you even know what i mean by crying? im saying stop talking about my saturation that shit is annoying
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😂 😂 😂 😂
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buoyant ravine
not on my watch
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buoyant ravine
keep that shit up your gonna piss off the mods
heavy radish
keep that shit up your gonna piss off the mods
are you in the military irl?
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tulip sentinel
💀 🥀
heavy radish
oh you can remove your own
buoyant ravine
you know i can notify the mods your harassing me
heavy radish
quote this
heavy radish
you know i can notify the mods your harassing me
mighty nexusBOT
buoyant ravine
im asking you to stop making quotes of me and your making quotes of me
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unique socket
you know i can notify the mods your harassing me
You must be 🔁 tarded
tulip sentinel
im asking you to stop making quotes of me and your making quotes of me
What exactly hurts you if somebody does that lol
heavy radish
im asking you to stop making quotes of me and your making quotes of me
what countrys military are you on?
tulip sentinel
Are you acustic
buoyant ravine
You must be 🔁 tarded
@sturdy jolt this guy is calling me the r-word
sturdy jolt
Let's just stop talking about this
mighty nexusBOT
buoyant ravine
Are you acustic
@sturdy jolt this guy is calling me autistic
tulip sentinel
what countrys military are you on?
Iceland
plain token
Let's just stop talking about this
not doing jpob?
heavy radish
<@856063476106264607> this guy is calling me autistic
are you in the military?
stop ignoring me i know you see this bro
buoyant ravine
are you in the military?
my dad was in the air force. i plan on joining the military soon
unique socket
are you in the military?
He cant hes autistic asfuck
buoyant ravine
hes a mod just to let you know
heavy radish
my dad was in the air force. i plan on joining the military soon
why is that your name then
heavy radish
i guess i should also put your average president in my name cause im gonna plan on being a president
buoyant ravine
He cant hes autistic asfuck
Tcal can you please tell him to stop
sturdy jolt
He's not annoying me. That's enough talking about him being autistic
tardy trout
the heck did i walk into?
plain token
He's not annoying me. That's enough talking about him being autistic
do ur job 🙏
tardy trout
yes.. but not far
heavy radish
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
unique socket
Walk a mile in my shoes bro
tulip sentinel
the heck did i walk into?
Your pfp says it all
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tardy trout
heavy radish
He's not annoying me. That's enough talking about him being autistic
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
buoyant ravine
stop it Roope your gonna piss off the mods
tulip sentinel
heavy radish
no im not i havent done anything thats against the rules
tulip sentinel
Noooo
unique socket
my dad was in the air force. i plan on joining the military soon
Theres no “soon” if you havent applied to join yet. It takes about a year before you’re actually starting training most of the time brother
tardy trout
Half Sword kinda makes me wish for a new Fight Night game..
unique socket
Source: im joining the military
heavy radish
no im not i havent done anything thats against the rules
using the server bots is not against the rules
twilit escarp
Half Sword kinda makes me wish for a new Fight Night game..
I'd agree but the communities are universally always shit
buoyant ravine
Theres no “soon” if you havent applied to join yet. It takes about a year before...
im saying i dont qualify yet. im not a full on adult yet
tulip sentinel
soft osprey
the heck did i walk into?
Is this some sort of sick joke
unique socket
Im not 18+ either you dont have to be
twilit escarp
as shown by what we're about to see
buoyant ravine
Sir Moai of Christmas please make this guy stop
unique socket
At 17 you can join most countries
heavy radish
Sir Moai of Christmas please make this guy stop
@mighty nexus
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tardy trout
I'd agree but the communities are universally always shit
the communities have no bearing on single player games 🤷
tulip sentinel
Let Dante live :(
heavy radish
Let Dante live :(
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
halcyon quest
the communities have no bearing on single player games 🤷
any game becomes multiplayer when you get doxxed
tulip sentinel
Have mercy on him, Dante scarce believe!
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<@949479338275913799>
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
sturdy jolt
No more annoying military guy or I'll do time outs
twilit escarp
the communities have no bearing on single player games 🤷
If only that were true, the community is the outward face of the game, even if it doesn't effect you, it does affect the potential buyers
tulip sentinel
No more annoying military guy or I'll do time outs
You in a relationsship with him?
sturdy jolt
Yes
heavy radish
No more annoying military guy or I'll do time outs
can we annoy you?
sturdy jolt
Yeah you can annoy me
buoyant ravine
No more annoying military guy or I'll do time outs
how many rules have they broken? unless you cant say that because i know they broke atleast one rule
heavy radish
@mighty nexus
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how many rules have they broken? unless you cant say that because i know they br...
@mighty nexus
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twilit escarp
you're being a tad pathetic now man, leave him alone.
buoyant ravine
keep that shit up dante your gonna get timed out by the mods
heavy radish
man these quotes
tardy trout
No more annoying military guy or I'll do time outs
can you please time that idiot out now
heavy radish
Yeah you can annoy me
@mighty nexus
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soft osprey
Everyone shut up im typing now
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soft osprey
Haha so true king, be afraid of the power we have!
tardy trout
If only that were true, the community is the outward face of the game, even if i...
if i want a single player game for the gameplay, say, a boxing game for instance, the community means bugger all to me..
soft osprey
Now sit there in silence for a while
buoyant ravine
Now sit there in silence for a while
thank you for bringing justice to that evil-doer
tulip sentinel
Bro is the guy who said he can't get wet when you played with your waterguns
soft osprey
Damn Dante
buoyant ravine
people like him need to learn that disrespect is not tolerated towards anyone in this server
soft osprey
Reached the warning limit already
buoyant ravine
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it mut be low
buoyant ravine
it mut be low
inded
twilit escarp
if i want a single player game for the gameplay, say, a boxing game for instance...
put it this way, Five Nights at Freddy's and Undertale are both single player games but the desire to be associated with their communities are pretty polarising.
You are right, other people have no real influence on how you play a single player game, but they do impact whether or not you discuss them in other spaces or even buy them in the first place.
shell bronze
funniest shit ever
tardy trout
then you aren't buying them for the gameplay, are you?
buoyant ravine
if i want a single player game for the gameplay, say, a boxing game for instance...
so your basically saying "screw the fans"
shell bronze
put it this way, Five Nights at Freddy's and Undertale are both single player ga...
OOOOOOOWOOOOOOOA
STORY OF UNDERTALE
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how tf am i dead
soft osprey
so your basically saying "screw the fans"
Yes I agree fans are stupid and don’t know what they want and even if they do know what they want they complain anyway after getting what they want because they realize it’s not actually what they want
twilit escarp
then you aren't buying them for the gameplay, are you?
There's a lot of things to consider when buying a game, the community might not matter to you personally, but appearances do matter.
tardy trout
so your basically saying "screw the fans"
yeah.. exactly.. i don't give a damn about the fans of Forza Motorsport games for instance.. i don't play multiplayer, and i don't interact with fan focused areas like discords, forums or subreddits..
shell bronze
Yes I agree fans are stupid and don’t know what they want and even if they do kn...
it's common across all fields whether recreational or business
tardy trout
but do enjoy the game itself
soft osprey
yeah.. exactly.. i don't give a damn about the fans of Forza Motorsport games fo...
Are you saying we are special here?
twilit escarp
That is an incredible point Moai
shell bronze
customers in service industries and game fans commonly share this one thing called entitlement and not knowing what they want but wanting something anyways
buoyant ravine
Yes I agree fans are stupid and don’t know what they want and even if they do kn...
arent fans the one who literally make a gaming company popular and worth billions? half-sword would be nothing but words in the air if it didnt have any fans
tardy trout
Are you saying we are special here?
🤷 i came here mainly to complain about the game and/or drop a suggestion or two.. 😛 .. i also know that no amount of complaining about Forza Motorsport will change anything because the studio behind it is basically dead
buoyant ravine
but half-sword deserves to be popular
shell bronze
fm is so ASS
hidden mulch
Are you saying we are special here?
extra special with a side of spice
buoyant ravine
let me know if im right about what i said in that image
twilit escarp
🤷 i came here mainly to complain about the game and/or drop a suggestion or tw...
but that's what makes fans important, if the community around a game stays healthy, it increases the incentives for developers to keep the game alive
buoyant ravine
i bet i am right
soft osprey
arent fans the one who literally make a gaming company popular and worth billion...
Sorry, I don’t speak to lowly fans
hidden mulch
but that's what makes fans important, if the community around a game stays healt...
money is a great incentive too
warped apex
hidden mulch
i hope they get rich af
buoyant ravine
Sorry, I don’t speak to lowly fans
im buying half sword anyway
twilit escarp
money is a great incentive too
which you make more of by growing your community
hidden mulch
which you make more of by growing your community
especially if you make dlc which the community wants
buoyant ravine
let's keep the dm business on the DL
alright
twilit escarp
especially if you make dlc which the community wants
while player input is important, we've all got different ideas on what we want from different games and experiences, but yeah, you can't really push a successful DLC for a game that doesn't have a fanbase
hidden mulch
loved the itch version hah
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smelly smelly
hidden mulch
while player input is important, we've all got different ideas on what we want f...
exactly and they could capitalise on that
buoyant ravine
smelly smelly
yeh blood dont smell too good
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yeh blood dont smell too good
(i died)
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buoyant ravine
figures
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6 or 7
shell bronze
who's ready to make fun of people who DON'T have the game
hidden mulch
who's ready to make fun of people who DON'T have the game
always have
twilit escarp
exactly and they could capitalise on that
let's wait for full release before we start thinking about DLC, that's a trap that kills triple A titles, never mind Indie ones
hidden mulch
will continue to do so
shell bronze
and treat them like second-class citizens
shell bronze
will continue to do so
a strong and faithful warrior of my variety
heavy radish
who put me on a false timeout
shell bronze
are you questioning moderator actions
twilit escarp
and treat them like second-class citizens
spoken like a true second class citizen
buoyant ravine
my headset died so ignore the parts where i kept hitting them even though they mot likely died
hidden mulch
let's wait for full release before we start thinking about DLC, that's a trap th...
given that theyve already given as much as they have to us id be happy for them to be truly successful and continuing to grow from the success that i hope the game will be to them
shell bronze
spoken like a true second class citizen
your role is red so you have no right to decide which caste i belong in
hidden mulch
and treat them like second-class citizens
only second-class how pitiful
buoyant ravine
if hes red and i am red what the hell does dark pink mean
shell bronze
only second-class how pitiful
ikr
twilit escarp
your role is red so you have no right to decide which caste i belong in
I didn't think caste systems really existed in digital spaces, nor that they were flexible when implemented
heavy radish
this moderator told we could annoy him instead of military guy so i made a quote of it and instant timeout
i believe that is powertripping
shell bronze
he didnt tell you what would happen if you redirected that annoyance now didnt he
buoyant ravine
Roope stop questiong moderator actions they carry more power than you
hidden mulch
he didnt tell you what would happen if you redirected that annoyance now didnt h...
lmfao
heavy radish
Roope stop questiong moderator actions they carry more power than you
stop mentioning the moderator power meat rider
tardy trout
this moderator told we could annoy him instead of military guy so i made a quote...
several people told you to stop quote spamming and when you didn't you got slapped down..
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twilit escarp
stop mentioning the moderator power meat rider
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
sturdy jolt
I might've been mistaken in doing that. I felt that I was taking too long to take action and just started timing out people who were causing drama
hidden mulch
well if it isnt the consequences of my own actions
sturdy jolt
But yeah I did say you could
buoyant ravine
im gonna go back to half sword. spam ping me if you like it doesnt bother me
shell bronze
you got timed out for a reason and the more you comment on it the worse off you are
heavy radish
I might've been mistaken in doing that. I felt that I was taking too long to tak...
😢
hidden mulch
im gonna go back to half sword. spam ping me if you like it doesnt bother me
ping ping ping ping
sturdy jolt
To be fair I should've timed you out earlier when you did that to military guy
heavy radish
To be fair I should've timed you out earlier when you did that to military guy
lets put this behind us since you have a cat profile picture
warped apex
Halfsword comp number something
long river
holy
shell bronze
To be fair I should've timed you out earlier when you did that to military guy
execution
soft osprey
I might've been mistaken in doing that. I felt that I was taking too long to tak...
Never admit any mistakes. Your judgment is final, and always correct. You don’t have to explain to anyone. They can open a modmail if they have an issue
shell bronze
timing is NOT ENOUGH! I WANT THESE MEMBERS SNAPPED OUT OF EXISTENCE THANOS-STYLE!
hidden mulch
timing is NOT ENOUGH! I WANT THESE MEMBERS SNAPPED OUT OF EXISTENCE THANOS-STYLE...
i volunteer as tribute
sturdy jolt
Yeah that's true, I'm a discord mod, that immediately makes me superior to everyone else
real notch
guys i encountered a bug where willie was naked
shell bronze
Never admit any mistakes. Your judgment is final, and always correct. You don’t ...
this but unironically
sturdy jolt
My name is yellow and his is not, that's why I timed him out
shell bronze
guys i encountered a bug where willie was naked
happens, known bug
warped apex
Observe the hardest type of throw possible, I'm still trying to kill with it
shell bronze
Yeah that's true, I'm a discord mod, that immediately makes me superior to every...
now you're starting to get it
hidden mulch
Yeah that's true, I'm a discord mod, that immediately makes me superior to every...
but are you a head admin 
shell bronze
but are you a head admin <:Hmm:658775954721734666>
the head admin grants us his blessings and protection
so we can go and mod abuse you guys freely
soft osprey
guys i encountered a bug where willie was naked
Guys he said the thing
tall bridge
How do I restart after beating the game
twilit escarp
this is why none of you guys have any friends
hidden mulch
so we can go and mod abuse you guys freely
YESSS ABUSE ME
warped apex
shell bronze
YESSS ABUSE ME
because you asked for it i wont
plain token
soft osprey
this is why none of you guys have any friends
Thats not true, as a mod team we are all good friends
shell bronze
it's not fun if you want it
hidden mulch
because you asked for it i wont
no you can do this
i believe in your ability to punish me
just do it harder
buoyant ravine
goddamn i love this game
shell bronze
i believe in your ability to punish me
because you're begging for it it ceases to be abuse
hence why i will not do anything
twilit escarp
Thats not true, as a mod team we are all good friends
well, I'm glad someone's living my worst fucking nightmare
plain token
i like this mini lucerne thing
heavy radish
goddamn i love this game
have you beaten it yet?
shell bronze
well, I'm glad someone's living my worst fucking nightmare
yo the hating is vile
hidden mulch
hence why i will not do anything
so you cant abuse is what im hearing
buoyant ravine
have you beaten it yet?
9 times
heavy radish
what the fuck
twilit escarp
yo the hating is vile
I hate what you represent, not you personally
shell bronze
so you cant abuse is what im hearing
not you anyways, you'll enjoy it regardless what I do and that makes it not abuse
plain token
the baron gets black armor if u beat it 10 times
shell bronze
well actually maybe it's the other way around
thanks for letting it be known your intentions
soft osprey
I hate what you represent, not you personally
I hate both things about you
twilit escarp
thanks for letting it be known your intentions
personal feelings /= intent
twilit escarp
I hate both things about you
shell bronze
twilit escarp
you hate this more though
hidden mulch
not you anyways, you'll enjoy it regardless what I do and that makes it not abus...
what can i say, i totally dont like it 
buoyant ravine
that throw was smooth?
shell bronze
what can i say, i totally dont like it <:Whyyy:1129086947432874114> <a:LaughtPep...
i know what you are
wide nimbus
yall aint ready for "Can I Beat Half Sword as a Viltrumite?"
hidden mulch
i know what you are
all yours?
soft osprey
yall aint ready for "Can I Beat Half Sword as a Viltrumite?"
Willie powerscaling? Sounds great
shell bronze
all yours? <a:LaughtPepe:1311530184817512509>
ew
hidden mulch
hahaha
shell bronze
Willie powerscaling? Sounds great
halfcord powerscaling
hidden mulch
what on gods green earth are you making me look at
plain token
soft osprey
You turned off the god damn lights
shell bronze
those who
wide nimbus
Willie powerscaling? Sounds great
its js gonna be beggar* willie with cheats running the gauntlet
max all str multipliers + max tonus + inf stamina + inf consciousness + invulnerability
some may find it mildly funny but thats about it
prolly not gonna be that interesting to watch but it will be fun to make
hidden mulch
who those
sand herald
buoyant ravine
what did my guy trip on XD
wide nimbus
what did my guy trip on XD
"there was a rock i swear!"
heavy radish
what did my guy trip on XD
why is homie screen orange
wide nimbus
why is homie screen orange
shhhhhhhhhh
plain token
what did my guy trip on XD
why is it always orange and low quality
heavy radish
and why are you speedhacking
hidden mulch
why is it always orange and low quality
squirted orange juice on his monitor
buoyant ravine
why is it always orange and low quality
the orange is re shade and the low quality is obs studio. im not paying for discord nitro to send bigger files 100mb is all i can do
plain token
the orange is re shade and the low quality is obs studio. im not paying for disc...
why would u use reshade to make this 🥀
shell bronze
heavy radish
why would u use reshade to make this 🥀
pretty good question
plain token
bro enabled every single option
tardy trout
this is why i want a surrender button in The Abyss.. homeboy took a minute to kill me despite the fact that i lost a leg below the knee
plain token
this is why i want a surrender button in The Abyss.. homeboy took a minute to ki...
skill issue
hollow badger
whoopsie :3
sand herald
🦵 🦵
shell bronze
this is why i want a surrender button in The Abyss.. homeboy took a minute to ki...
esc + exit game
heavy radish
ö
tardy trout
esc + exit game
3 button clicks as opposed to holding one.. 🤷 one which already is in the game and muscle memory for all of us
heavy radish
3 button clicks as opposed to holding one.. 🤷 one which already is in the game...
vro 😭
takes less time than the holding too
mortal auroraBOT
buoyant ravine
just protecting my little brother
plain token
plain token
just protecting my little brother
that file i just sent is 60MB
shell bronze
3 button clicks as opposed to holding one.. 🤷 one which already is in the game...
2 + it's literally less than a second
buoyant ravine
that file i just sent is 60MB
exactly it racks up fast
plain token
exactly it racks up fast
didn't stop me from sending it
shell bronze
tardy trout
2 + it's literally less than a second
escape + click Quit + Click Quit to Main Menu
buoyant ravine
the one i have is 32.9 mb and its 57 seconds long yours is 31 seconds and 60 mb. the difference is insane
tardy trout
3
plain token
bottle flip
tardy trout
ok so 3 and it takes less than a second
reusing the button already bound to it would still be more convenient
buoyant ravine
clueless didnt you say that you used to be ass cheeks at the game like most people when you first started? but practicing made you get better and better
mental kelp
This is true of all people
shell bronze
obviously but there's a solution and it's logging
heavy radish
clueless didnt you say that you used to be ass cheeks at the game like most peop...
thats what practice does man
shell bronze
which is the point i'm trying to make
shell bronze
clueless didnt you say that you used to be ass cheeks at the game like most peop...
i was born good at the game actually
heavy radish
i was born good at the game actually
game didnt exist in 1976 unc
tardy trout
he could still be good at it 🤷
wide nimbus
chat is this a W thumbnail
heavy radish
good at a thing that didnt exist
tardy trout
good at a thing that didnt exist
the skills are transferable.. if you are good at Counter Strike 1.5, you'll probably be decent at Rainbow Six Siege too
heavy radish
but what game was similar to half sword before?
soft osprey
Nothing
shell bronze
if i was good at beating people with a stick it'd probably transfer well to beating people with a mace
soft osprey
There are no other completely physics based sword fighting games
shell bronze
There are no other completely physics based sword fighting games
there is it's called irl
wide nimbus
There are no other completely physics based sword fighting games
keyword, COMPLETELY
soft osprey
there is it's called irl
Lmao ok be realistic please
heavy radish
there is it's called irl
irl you dont move the mace with a mouse
soft osprey
keyword, COMPLETELY
If it has any animations at all, it’s not gonna be anywhere near the same
heavy radish
or sword
wide nimbus
irl you dont move the mace with a mouse
yea but if you have experience irl then you know how to move the mace properly and you can execute it similarly in halfsword after getting a hang of the controls n stuff
heavy radish
but does he have?
shell bronze
irl you dont move the mace with a mouse
wanna know what does? my hand!
and what controls my mouse
my hand !
shell bronze
true logic
soft osprey
Irl only transfers in book knowledge. You know how things are SUPPOSED to be done. Actually doing them in game is an entire different animal
tardy trout
but what game was similar to half sword before?
if you are halfway decent at fighting games, and have a feel for timing, and have played another game with a physics focus like Half Life 2 than you probably have a leg up on someone who has not played a game before ever
shell bronze
these BUMS cannot comprehend
heavy radish
these BUMS cannot comprehend
holy self glaze
shell bronze
Irl only transfers in book knowledge. You know how things are SUPPOSED to be don...
woah woah woah why are you being reasonable and logic-driven
shell bronze
holy self glaze
sorry that i love myself man you should try it it's great
soft osprey
woah woah woah why are you being reasonable and logic-driven
Idk it’s my first time and I hate it
soft osprey
sorry that i love myself man you should try it it's great
Love yourself as much as I hate everyone else
shell bronze
that's right go back to abandoning reason in favor of wrath and hatred
heavy radish
i want a mitsubishi pajero
plain token
buoyant ravine
"cant see shit"
plain token
"cant see shit"
blind
buoyant ravine
this the shit you want? this car lowkey looks ass
heavy radish
this the shit you want? this car lowkey looks ass
No. This is the one i want
shell bronze
or toyota hilux
see that's better
but honestly i'd rather tundra for toyota trucks
that being said we move to #general-catfish-🐱🐟
heavy radish
oh alright
surreal furnace
heavy radish
#general-catfish-🐱🐟 we are there
wide nimbus
these are the modifiers imma use for the viltrumite vid
"Max level bum spawnkills freshies" typa vid
plain token
white trail
wobba
warped apex
I can recreate this throw IT'S SO HARD TO HIT
Swap to right hand, Toss to left hand. Hope for a flashy flip. Catch & Throw
plain token
is this reverse grip
wide nimbus
die in abyss
i mean like in the game files
river heath
how do you beat crete champion
river heath
beggar
river heath
no really?
plain token
"take this scallywag"
placid inlet
unfair fights are so fun
wide nimbus
no really?
js stop his axe swings with the stool and slime him out
its not that complex
placid inlet
it looks funny ig
plain token
alien
placid inlet
get the big chandelier, parry the downward axe slash, pierce the poor guy right on the chest
placid inlet
get the big chandelier, parry the downward axe slash, pierce the poor guy right ...
@river heath
wide nimbus
guys i think he's dead
river heath
thanks guys
plain token
thanks guys
wait until you get to the commoner crete champion 🙏
mental kelp
@shell bronze 😭
speedrun to banned on half sword discussions
I think I sent some more on the same day so it might be
soon
shell bronze
<@998946686170832977> 😭
grave pier
hoary epoch
if you hold your sword using the half sword method youre a man for holding a sword but if another man cuts you in half youre now half a man not a sword
brittle bridge
i really like getting their swords out of the way after a parry
dire portal
jn
mental kelp
exotic parcel
polearm superiority 🤝
sly phoenix
@bright coral can you spill the beans
bright coral
im back
he usually swings from your right and hes left first
so block then go for the neck or the legs
tulip sentinel
thanks guys
Hello, Dexter Morgan
shell bronze
pitchfork
bright coral
pitchfork is so ass
sly phoenix
tbh the weapons that the second rank uses are much better than commoner
i forgor the name of the second rank
mental kelp
shell bronze
unless you're an upper echelon player and/or want to challenge yourself all you need to do is pitchfork
hollow smelt
how do i stop my mouse from locking when i use half sword enhancer
shell bronze
shell bronze
bright coral
HOW ARE YOU IN THIRD PERSON
shell bronze
press v
bright coral
and how are you replaying the fights
bright coral
i just die and reset and go back to fighting him
the fuck you mean you die and reset
shell bronze
bright coral
like from hobo
shell bronze
shell bronze
the fuck you mean you die and reset
die and reset and fight my way back up
it's not rocket science
bright coral
ew
sullen heart
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424677107396644946...
that parry into attack was so cool
soft osprey
the fuck you mean you die and reset
Do you even play halfsword
bright coral
Do you even play halfsword
i thought he meant he just died and respawned at that boss fight
im sowwy :(
i thought the same thing with 3rd person
i was talking about his fov
i fixed mine tho
celest wigeon
shell bronze
with a sword it's more straightforward than polearms
shell bronze
real notch
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1445985297715302410...
holy no skill
placid pumice
What is damage settings for realistic gameplay?
shell bronze
holy no skill
shell bronze
What is damage settings for realistic gameplay?
imo around 25-40 if you want your characters to be a bit tankier whilst preserving a good degree of lethality
mortal auroraBOT
hasty bloom
real notch
do you guys show mercy
white trail
wobba
mental kelp
usually not a lot to show mercy for after a single exchange
warped apex
Over a year ago, My first month of playing
Also I think my first edit
It's awful
mental kelp
real notch
best rank is arguably commoner
plain token
no it's soldier
lusty wind
Hey guys Will they add multiplayer?
wide nimbus
chat should i play some more viltrumite challenge or vanilla
plain token
spear+shield is actually goated
brittle bridge
lavish stag
Is this game gonna have character creation in the full game
brittle bridge
Id like to take a guess and say yes, because we did see different characters in the teasers
mental kelp
plain token
Is this game gonna have character creation in the full game
do u want the leak video
lavish stag
do u want the leak video
Sure
mental kelp
plain token
what is brotein shake on about 🥀
rare hearth
plain token
tell him moai
grand vigil
hi
plain token
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1046080713734234222/13346143289...
not talking about this
small glen
John, have you seen the clip of me fighting a mace and the auto parry kicks in like 5 seconds before they swung
mental kelp
nope
mental kelp
the audacity
and they never even put it in a good spot
parrying with the point facing completely away is so ass
solemn girder
hey guys, how do i use weapons without my character feeling like a lobotomy patient who fell 6 stories and miraculously survived?
cause ive been at this for 4 hours, and everything feels clunky and fucking horrible
teal coral
in half sword is there just one areana you can fight in
kindred nymph
does anyone know how to fix the bug with the punching arms not swinging properly or getting locked into place like its trying to thrust i check the bug report threads but I could find a concrete fix
teal coral
i dont know what to do because i already beat the game
strong acorn
anyone have a clue why nothing opens when i double click over death loader, i had it installed before a reformat of pc and now it wont open at all trying to install, tried re downloading etc
brittle bridge
i dont know what to do because i already beat the game
theres the abyss, gauntlet and free mode, you can reset the gauntlet once youre done
plain token
anyone have a clue why nothing opens when i double click over death loader, i ha...
dont use it noob
warped apex
I FINALLY HIT THIS TRICK IN REALTIME WITHOUT SLOWMO WOOOOOOOO
warped apex
Throw up weapon, Dodge boss, Catch it then kill him
grand vigil
i think i only have like one funny clip
brittle bridge
its really easy you should try it, the only hard thing is throwing not too far
grand vigil
let me check
grand vigil
its really easy you should try it, the only hard thing is throwing not too far
oh i see
i think this is it, not sure
brittle bridge
but catching is just e at the right moment and its really forgiving
warped apex
catching is the easy part
grand vigil
i think this is it, not sure
why ain't this loading wait
grand vigil
Probably, i'm currently js trying to get good at the game
warped apex
there we go
grand vigil
there it js loaded
jade solstice
This game seems like itd be very fin in vr too bad i dont have any vr headsets to begin with
grand vigil
This game seems like itd be very fin in vr too bad i dont have any vr headsets t...
it's not supported on vr i don't think
warped apex
1500hrs in and I still can't spin kick lmfao
grand vigil
but i agree
grand vigil
1500hrs in and I still can't spin kick lmfao
ME NEITHER HOW DO THEY DO IT
warped apex
slow mo and spinning
grand vigil
ohhhh
jade solstice
it's not supported on vr i don't think
I know that just saying it would be incredibly fun in vr
brittle bridge
best way to learn parry is to lower the damage you do to the npc, I always retaliate to quick and cut their troat, thats not good practice
grand vigil
back
grand vigil
best way to learn parry is to lower the damage you do to the npc, I always retal...
true, i've become pretty alright at the parrying itself, but riposting is god awful
well, pretty alright is me upselling myself
lemme try to find a clip
brittle bridge
riposting is muscle memory for me so thats why i gotta lower my damage lol
grand vigil
i think this is the clip i took
grand vigil
riposting is muscle memory for me so thats why i gotta lower my damage lol
i somehow miss like 40% of the time
carmine carbon
Hello iam new here, why you you all gete a other version of the game? 🙂
brittle bridge
its pretty much getting their sword out of the way, i posted that one earlier
teal coral
wait how do you parry
grand vigil
wait how do you parry
hold left click and js dont swing too hard
brittle bridge
you put your sword in their swing trajectory
teal coral
oh
teal coral
what do you do after you beat the game
warped apex
beat it more
grand vigil
I think this is the most flashy type of throw so far
mental
warped apex
then even more
teal coral
ohhh
brittle bridge
free mode
teal coral
and how do you reset the damage thing
brittle bridge
you mean the gauntlet?
teal coral
no the damges count thing
where you can make it so you dont get as hurt and hurt npc more
carmine carbon
CAn i leave the level with the fog after i win?
warped apex
https://tenor.com/view/confused-confused-look-confused-face-funny-funny-look-gif-4850532509577233362
what
brittle bridge
where you can make it so you dont get as hurt and hurt npc more
game settings
brittle bridge
CAn i leave the level with the fog after i win?
depends, did you lose in the gauntlet to get there or you clicked abyss at the bottom in the menu?
strong halo
i havent played the demo in over one year
came back to it today, it became really good!
its a nice hommage to the old demo, when you lost all your points and spawn in the void
grand vigil
yeah true
carmine carbon
depends, did you lose in the gauntlet to get there or you clicked abyss at the b...
i clicked abyss
brittle bridge
i clicked abyss
you live there
carmine carbon
is that good?
carmine carbon
you live there
thanks for you help
brittle bridge
is that good?
unlimited candle sticks
misty gazelle
grand vigil
he got confused lol
obsidian sun
gotta love the early acces, i was 1 wave away from baron with almost full health and got fatal error 🙁
ivory spruce
gotta love the early acces, i was 1 wave away from baron with almost full health...
turn blood off it stops the game from getting fatal errors
carmine carbon
unlimited candle sticks
How can I play the regular arenas?
misty gazelle
free mode?
mortal auroraBOT
misty gazelle
He'll never use a spear again.
tender quest
astral cypress
fringe snow
will there be more axes in the game
astral cypress
there should be more everything
fringe snow
but axes specifically
fringe snow
yeah
astral cypress
for ea I mean
fringe snow
what would be a historically accurate axe weapon that could fit into half sword
plain token
what would be a historically accurate axe weapon that could fit into half sword
prob an axe
astral cypress
yeah
fringe snow
chainsaw
plain token
lowkey wanna say the acronym to tell you to hold G
small glen
including axes
we already have just about every possible axe i think honestly
fringe snow
just axe similiar weapons
tender quest
plain token
why do i have a sword
tender quest
lowkey wanna say the acronym to tell you to hold G
why?
plain token
actually i don't think anyone knows what ttb means
fringe snow
chainsaw or bubonic plague
plain token
chainsaw or bubonic plague
bubonic plague
small glen
just more than whats in the demo
uhm
like.. what?
kind of have like
every possible axe
i don't think we are getting more variants
but rather whole new weapons
we are still missing a lot of german and Swiss weapons
astral cypress
yeah
small glen
and some spanish stuff
plain token
why does using spear always end up with impaling willie's dih
astral cypress
its attracted to it
small glen
why does using spear always end up with impaling willie's dih
historically accurate
I am afraid
small glen
what would be a historically accurate axe weapon that could fit into half sword
ask references
but we sort of have everything tbh
plain token
I am afraid
art thou truly?
small glen
art thou truly?
yes
rocky wave
give brains to willies
small glen
give brains to willies
HELL NAW
rocky wave
i hate cutting their head in half and its empty
plain token
give brains to willies
💯
fringe snow
they should also add intestines
plain token
dude add dih first
fringe snow
and when you hit willie with a mace his eyes pop out and his face deforms
rocky wave
YES
fringe snow
dih dih dih dih dih
rocky wave
PLZ
small glen
you exploded someone will to fight, I am proud of thy
rocky wave
NukeGnome235 i love you
fringe snow
thank you for bringing the thought to my head
rocky wave
meet me behind louisville arby's at 11:23pm
fringe snow
like project zomboid?
vestal hare
We getting mauled in a mall today
tender quest
you exploded someone will to fight, I am proud of thy
damn right
rocky wave
i like cutting willie's head at the mouth so theres a big opening
small glen
u cut through the metal armor
tender quest
plain token
u cut through the metal armor
maybe, but sallets still suck
small glen
maybe, but sallets still suck
the casual Bevor:
plain token
the casual Bevor:
he didnt have one
fringe snow
wait will this game have workshop or no?
plain token
wait will this game have workshop or no?
no you'll have to use the half life 2 worskhop to use mods in halfsword
rocky wave
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396
INSPIRED FROM TARKOV WHAT???
plain token
look at this unprotected noob
gusty patio
is there any way to make my grips not slip instantly
trying to do grappling is impossible bruh 💔
fringe snow
i just popped this one dude like a can
like there was the carbon like gas and everything
misty gazelle
soft osprey
this is why i dont like sallets
Excuse me? You don’t like the greatest helmet design in human history? I feel sorry for you
plain token
Excuse me? You don’t like the greatest helmet design in human history? I feel so...
do you see the picture
soft osprey
do you see the picture
Sir, show me a helmet that covers your entire neck down to your shoulders