not 5090's only
#halfsword-chat-⚔
lost whale
One of my favorites is the "atomic blade" (the blade loses collision when unsheathed)
unreal swallow
not 5090's only
lol i have a gtx1660 super and i probably wont run it
i can run demo tho 🙂
rapid pond
lol i have a gtx1660 super and i probably wont run it
you could maybe run it, reliably not but you probably can
doesnt mean you wont encounter bugs that affect even the beefiest machine
rapid pond
have a 5060ti in mine, can run high graphics reliably with lag spikes in the carnages of high tier
and played with a GTX1660ti before, could run the game on low with some smooth moment here and there
lost whale
I play on a laptop with 3050, the game runs very nice, unless it's buhurt or brave stand
storm prairie
buthurt
lost whale
I like it when I have a sharp thing on a stick
Unless the stick is too long
Then it's pain
rapid pond
Unless the stick is too long
thats what she-
lost whale
I will stick the Christmas tree so far up yours, you will be able to scratch your own heart
No hate
An idea, if you drop all of your weaponry at the start of the 1v1 match, the enemy would drop theirs too and it's a fistfight... Or leave it to chance
white trail
wobba
meager saddle
An idea, if you drop all of your weaponry at the start of the 1v1 match, the ene...
you just drop your weapon, they drop theirs, then you pick yours back up and charge at them 😭
storm prairie
wobba
lost whale
addow
stone flare
severe girder
How do I get my sword behind a guy or hook it onto their weapon?
Also, how do I get my sword to get under their legs or armpits?
Mostly curious regarding longswords, I've been smashing their heads with the handle because I can't figure it out
rapid pond
How do I get my sword behind a guy or hook it onto their weapon?
Also, how do I ...
play a lot
severe girder
It seems like you sort of one hand your sword and wrap it then go back into halfswording?
I don't know how to one hand stuff like greatsword tho
long river
How do I get my sword behind a guy or hook it onto their weapon?
Also, how do I ...
to get it behind the guy
most easy way is to halfsword it and to move it over their head and just try to hold the position
to hook it onto their weapon youll mostly need luck
severe girder
Also, how do I get thme to surrender? Sounds like point your sword at their neck while they're down?
long river
Also, how do I get thme to surrender? Sounds like point your sword at their neck...
yes exactly
whole marsh
the buildup in 1 min 30 min mark gotta be the best
severe girder
yes exactly
Thanks
severe girder
to get it behind the guy
most easy way is to halfsword it and to move it over t...
Thanks
long river
the buildup in 1 min 30 min mark gotta be the best
tru
severe girder
Seems like also it adds a lot more force if you step with the attack?
severe girder
cool, do you know how I can one hand the great sword and swing it around them? So far I've only been able to do this while grabbing with the other hand or using sword in my left, but then it seems like I can only half sword if its right handed
whole marsh
im literally pouring my own money for more lute and fife bangers
fife gotta be the best part of any track
long river
bruh im praying for goodmalware to cook some more for early access
fr
what we already have is fire and im hoping that we get fed more of it
long river
cool, do you know how I can one hand the great sword and swing it around them? S...
you cant onehand the greatsword unless youre holding something in the other hand
whole marsh
fr
what we already have is fire and im hoping that we get fed more of it
FINALLY
dungeon synth without the controversial background
tame thicket
bruh im praying for goodmalware to cook some more for early access
I'm just hoping he adds back the old abyss only demo boss tracks
severe girder
you cant onehand the greatsword unless youre holding something in the other hand
hmm interesting so i guess i cna wrap it if i pull my dagger out for a sec
whole marsh
I'm just hoping he adds back the old abyss only demo boss tracks
Eh
too generic...
are you referencing the unnamed tracks?
that our good people dug up
long river
hmm interesting so i guess i cna wrap it if i pull my dagger out for a sec
yes
youll need to be quick to unequip the dagger and stwich to halfswording tho
End of Abyss?
whole marsh
whats the point of one handing greatsword lol
you can halfsword to get enough control
to aim at neck
severe girder
Also does the armor gradually break if you saw in or hit with enough leverage?
long river
whats the point of one handing greatsword lol
he wants to wrap it around the willie
whole marsh
Also does the armor gradually break if you saw in or hit with enough leverage?
caps lock? cause it does dent alot with each hit
severe girder
he wants to wrap it around the willie
Yeah swing it around him and then like start sawing him
whole marsh
like
severe girder
caps lock? cause it does dent alot with each hit
yeah
severe girder
caps lock? cause it does dent alot with each hit
Oh cool, so it eventually breaks?
long river
Also does the armor gradually break if you saw in or hit with enough leverage?
in the demo helmets used to break
but rest of the armor only deforms
severe girder
Oh I see
whole marsh
in the demo helmets used to break
but rest of the armor only deforms
wdym used to
you can still cut through them?
severe girder
I was thinking like part of the point of half swording is to get additional leverage so you can stab through armor
long river
you can still cut through them?
yes but i mean with blunt force
whole marsh
i dont remember man
severe girder
Like slamming the point down into his torso seems like it would just break through eventually
storm prairie
WOBBA
severe girder
It seems like sliding your sword back under their arm is op af too
Like I'll underhand swing, get into their arm area, then back up and pull up to slice their arm off
Like moving with the slice
long river
especially good against armored willies
severe girder
I hope the AI gets a lot better I think the game is a little easy rn
But unarmored is def hard
I got so many hours out of the demo lol
I'm at like 40 hours but I enjoy militia or veteran the most so far
unique socket
Once u have the timing down its a piece of cake
severe girder
This game fixes a lot of issues I had with mordhau
Mordhau ended up feeling very gamey
unique socket
If they add fienting and more sporadic attacks the game would be way harder
tame thicket
I'm at like 40 hours but I enjoy militia or veteran the most so far
pff, Amateur amount
severe girder
slicing the back of their neck seems op af
I guess it would be irl too
while halfswording just saw them
severe girder
If they add fienting and more sporadic attacks the game would be way harder
Its pretty hard to counterattack at man at arms/militia/veteran tbf
lost whale
Me when my major artery is sliced open: ow
unique socket
Yeah because you have 40 hours probably
I think i could probably go 20 without dying in all categories
Maybe more
unique socket
I think i could probably go 20 without dying in all categories
20 matches
severe girder
Is there any way to point my half sword up or down
That's my last question I just joined to get answers to these lol
lost whale
Iunno
unique socket
I dont think so unless u move ur mouse in a weird way
lost whale
God playing on a track ball is weird. Both in general and when trying to control a 12 feet pole
shell bronze
severe girder
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1447856055613919232...
fence is giga op
tame thicket
Is there any way to point my half sword up or down
You mean like straight up?
severe girder
You mean like straight up?
yeah like into their chin
shell bronze
shell bronze
yeah like into their chin
you can
but it's very sensitive and difficult especially with the way willie handles weapons
tame thicket
yeah I imagine it'd be awkward, since he holds it strictly in the horizontal
shell bronze
move mouse aside to get into stabbing position, then adjust up and down
it's basic and not very precise but that's how it works for now
severe girder
move mouse aside to get into stabbing position, then adjust up and down
thanks
severe girder
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1447879018408841236...
these shorter big axe polearms knock people out so fast
I used it first time I got to the end
lost whale
Baron should spawn with a two-handed candelabrum instead of the polearm
severe girder
the ai doesn't drop their polearms fast enough imo
severe girder
they're vicious
I think those are what peasants generally killed knights with
mortal auroraBOT
shell bronze
definitely not
severe girder
well halberd type things
beat the shit out of him or tackle him and stab him
I think tackling and using a dagger would be pretty meta I've seen a few hema clips with double or single leg takedowns
If you're good at wrestling you could just take his weapons or stab him or break his arm/ankle/etc. anyway
A lot of bjj or mma grappling would work
But they could pull a dagger
I said peasants I think these are more militia tradesmen guys
shell bronze
mercenary militia type dudes
severe girder
lol
shell bronze
the bread and butter of actual warfare
shell bronze
I think tackling and using a dagger would be pretty meta I've seen a few hema cl...
unfortunately sucks in this game
no ground combat + lack of precision and intuitive movement with the way the game is
severe girder
unfortunately sucks in this game
yeah its the most unrealistic part
I think most of the fights prob ended with grappling and daggers if they were gonna kill someone in armor iirc
But idk
It actually seems pretty dangerous to do that in HEMA even with blunt weapons
shell bronze
severe girder
I mostly try to slide my sword up into their armpits while I walk away with how it works atm
or behind their legs
after I give them a concussion
I found out you can play against the highest tier with lower tiers if you just dont progress to baron
That's fun
shell bronze
i just do blunt damage unless i play at a tier/get an opponent with reasonable openings
severe girder
i just do blunt damage unless i play at a tier/get an opponent with reasonable o...
if you get good at raking/dragging you can kill the highest tier but you have to sort of run away
give them a concussion after a parry
plain token
Is my dog cute
severe girder
slit their ankles or something so they limp
shell bronze
if you get good at raking/dragging you can kill the highest tier but you have to...
game is easy with anything that can give blunt damage tbh
severe girder
you can kind of avoid killing all the enemies and make them give up by slicing their ankles and arms if you're goated
shell bronze
no need to get into anything crazy unless it's for show
severe girder
that makes it pretty hard
long river
Is my dog cute
very
severe girder
game is easy with anything that can give blunt damage tbh
Yeah I usually give them a concussion at sword length and go in to smash their head
lost whale
I love on the knight level to go and unarmed beat the shit out of the enemy. That is if it's a 1v1
severe girder
then kick them in the head while they're down
severe girder
I love on the knight level to go and unarmed beat the shit out of the enemy. Tha...
yup that's op
long river
I think tackling and using a dagger would be pretty meta I've seen a few hema cl...
its kinda hard to aim it in the gap
shell bronze
severe girder
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832270202443399269/1427305699234414622/Ha...
berserk has a fight scene where griffith does this to guts when they lose their weapons, he does an armbar
this game made me want to do bjj and mma again lol
shell bronze
severe girder
Imagine how goated a modern grappler would be in those tournaments breaking arms and ankles
I think they knew about a lot of it back then too like the armbar
judo is sort of for switching back to a weapon as well
shell bronze
severe girder
Judo is kind of shit for mma compared to bjj in a lot of ways but if you were going to swap to a weapon and kill someone judo would make a lot more sense
lost whale
On knight level I find long-swords only worthwhile in the brave stand, because no armor. For armored opponents, polearm or something long, maybe a mace/morningstar/something I can grip with two hands in roughly one spot. I try to avoid daggers in general.
severe girder
bjj on the other hand would work very poorly if someone pulls a knife at least half the guards
shell bronze
long river
I think they knew about a lot of it back then too like the armbar
armbar in halfsword would be insane if one could pull it off
severe girder
Esp if it was a knight against a few guys bjj would kind of suck I see why judo is more from martial traditions and bjj is sort of rules lawyering mma
shell bronze
severe girder
armbar in halfsword would be insane if one could pull it off
I saw a hip throw but I cant get it to work
lost whale
How do I fight the Christmas tree?
shell bronze
On knight level I find long-swords only worthwhile in the brave stand, because n...
the swords stop being fun after t7/man at arms
long river
severe girder
the swords stop being fun after t7/man at arms
I think they can still be good but they're more like blunt weapons that can cut
You need to basically be a beast at the game and hit every weak part of armor
shell bronze
I think they can still be good but they're more like blunt weapons that can cut
that's what militus specializes in
headshots
severe girder
you're nerfing yourself using the swords past a point
shell bronze
i fight man at arms all the time
lost whale
the swords stop being fun after t7/man at arms
They are pretty good if you get to put them behind the enemy neck and they quantum tunnel through them
severe girder
A lot of the gear in this game is sort of out of its tier like the 1/2 handed maces at tiers with no armor in militia or commoner
I think that setup is more to deal with guys who might have full armor
lost whale
I was more thinking through their torso but that also works
severe girder
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429677365960638575/c...
meanwhile irl you get stabbed in the arm pit
shell bronze
severe girder
I was more thinking through their torso but that also works
through their hips is way cooler yea
long river
tame thicket
They are pretty good if you get to put them behind the enemy neck and they quant...
Much rather just get a pollaxe and drop then in one clean hit to the head
severe girder
Much rather just get a pollaxe and drop then in one clean hit to the head
yeah but its way cooler to gradually cripple them until they give up
long river
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1447874658224312430...
did you increase willies strenght
severe girder
like just parry and slice their ankles and wrists until they cant do anything and just sit down
shell bronze
i enjoy efficiency and style
long river
how is he so quick
shell bronze
did you increase willies strenght
no i'm just good at the game
severe girder
how is he so quick
you can move with the strike or increase sens
shell bronze
the axe head short poleaxe is also one of the quickest polearms in the game
specifically axe head, since it's the lightest
severe girder
How'd you get it on willie?
lost whale
Mod menu I guess
lost whale
The only mod I will ever install on Halfsword is the glock
shell bronze
severe girder
Are the guys with parrying daggers supposed to parry with the dagger or the sword? I saw a vid where someone said the sword then get close counterintuitively
But maybe I heard wrong
long river
Are the guys with parrying daggers supposed to parry with the dagger or the swor...
you can parry anything with it
severe girder
the parry daggers seem to suck too but maybe I suck
personally I'm not bringing a parry dagger to the medeival tournament im bringing the little sibling spear with the spikes going sideways
or a pitchfork
but failing that a really big longsword or really long spear like thrace had like 3m
long river
the parry daggers seem to suck too but maybe I suck
its definitely hard to pull off
its way more fficient to just use a twohanded sword to parry
severe girder
its definitely hard to pull off
its way more fficient to just use a twohanded s...
buckler is also decent
long river
tru
tame thicket
or a pitchfork
I'd pay to go back in time and see a knight showing up to a tournament with a pitchfork
long river
severe girder
I'd pay to go back in time and see a knight showing up to a tournament with a pi...
there was a spear length arms race in ancient greece look into thrace and alexander the great's army
part of the meta was to have really well trained guys with 3m spears because it was long as fuck but you needed really trained troops to make it work
His father or something pioneered the uber long spear meta and that's how he was setup to conquer so much shit
Sorry macedonians
tame thicket
His father or something pioneered the uber long spear meta and that's how he was...
Yeah but, a pitchfork is still a pitchfork heh, and in medieval times you'd probably be laughed at by showing up to compete with one
severe girder
Yeah but, a pitchfork is still a pitchfork heh, and in medieval times you'd prob...
pitchfork is goated
long river
Yeah but, a pitchfork is still a pitchfork heh, and in medieval times you'd prob...
you could aim it at the gaps in the armor
long river
decent reach etc
severe girder
also you can miss a bit even if they parry
the second one might hit
pitch fork + cleaver isnt that bad
its like musashi beat a guy with an oar
because it outranged his sword
spear meta
tame thicket
you could aim it at the gaps in the armor
would be hard, a pitchfork is very wide
severe girder
their sword might even get stuck in your pitchfork or oar
that's prob part of why the shields were wood
long river
would be hard, a pitchfork is very wide
true...
severe girder
kill one guy in a duel you're a sicko kill 61 guys you're musashi
I remember watching a video about katana vs long sword it seems the medeival european meta is a lot more advanced in everything except horse archery
Its also kind of regrettable that a lot of western martial arts got toned down historically and turned into sports like boxing and wrestling so there's not a ton left of them in comparison to jiu jitsu
ill stop ranting but ill start the boring subject of medeival knight destroys samurai every time and samurai weaponry is made to kill peasants
small glen
Its also kind of regrettable that a lot of western martial arts got toned down h...
Boxing was always a sport
Martial arts has always been used in sports
Dated as far back as possible
small glen
even when we were fish
Probably honestly
Our fishy ancestors probably did something for fun
whole marsh
no lol
signal wedge
Are you one of those "animals are too dumb" people
I think they were replying to the message above us gang
small glen
DO THE BUG SHAKER
signal wedge
https://tenor.com/view/bug-shaker-my-beloved-the-bug-shaker-bee-gif-25734154
YEYEEEAAAHH
small glen
I think they were replying to the message above us gang
You never know in this community
signal wedge
You never know in this community
aint that da truth
whole marsh
Are you one of those "animals are too dumb" people
No, most 'fun' aspects of animal anatomy like peacock's feathers still function as means to reproduce
small glen
No, most 'fun' aspects of animal anatomy like peacock's feathers still function ...
You sound stupid
whole marsh
Like
small glen
I said nothing about anatomy
whole marsh
Hmm
whole marsh
how about you take back calling me stupid
small glen
I said animals do stuff for fun. Which we see, all the time.
whole marsh
and we both agree animals do stuff for fun
signal wedge
yes plz
whole marsh
What gain is there in bloodshed, twix us?
small glen
how about you take back calling me stupid
whole marsh
Too much has been lost. Why loosen more?
signal wedge
https://tenor.com/view/227-no-maam-no-nope-not-today-gif-25523792
bug shaker istg
small glen
I will move on from the conversation
small glen
bug shaker istg
Wut
restive barn
whole marsh
I will move on from the conversation
YOU'RE stupid.
small glen
https://tenor.com/view/tropic-thunder-iphonedo-angry-pissed-gif-12713356
What movie is this from again
tight isle
half sword breaking bad mexico filter
dawn holly
At what point will I be able to embed gifs and send images?
signal wedge
What movie is this from again
Tropic thunder lol
small glen
Oh bet
restive barn
At what point will I be able to embed gifs and send images?
like lvl 2 or 3
tight isle
wow
dawn holly
I’m finally free of my shackles
small glen
No you aren't
whole marsh
Tropic thunder lol
i hateeee most of american action films
small glen
You are now being interrogated
dawn holly
signal wedge
i hateeee most of american action films
ok
whole marsh
they just feel too surface level for my europoor brain
whole marsh
Hate is a strong word but i really grown to dislike them
small glen
Even his taste is stupid
whole marsh
Like as much as I can appreciate some of american ugh..
culture
there is just something wrong about action films and USA making them
dawn holly
Like as much as I can appreciate some of american ugh..
What nationality are you if I may?
small glen
being pretentious does not merit insults
Alright, but is die hard a christmas movie?
signal wedge
Alright, but is die hard a christmas movie?
duh
dawn holly
Alright, but is die hard a christmas movie?
Every movie is a Christmas movie
whole marsh
What nationality are you if I may?
so like as you are aware russia is VERY large
dawn holly
so like as you are aware russia is VERY large
Nuhuh
whole marsh
and someone from Krasnodar
small glen
there is just something wrong about action films and USA making them
They quite literally set the principal
dawn holly
Okay, but are the die hard sequels Christmas movies?
Are they set in Christmas?
small glen
Are they set in Christmas?
But they are sequels to a Christmas movie
signal wedge
Okay, but are the die hard sequels Christmas movies?
nah just the first one
whole marsh
Anything but in literal village called a city
dawn holly
If home alone was not set during Christmas, it wouldn’t be a Christmas movie
small glen
It would be a homicide instruction manual
dawn holly
But they were going to rob him!!!!!1
small glen
Murder is murder!
whole marsh
They quite literally set the principal
Ok but principle leads to repetition
dawn holly
Murder is murder!
whole marsh
I'm not a big movie guy sadly...
whole marsh
Like dont tell anyone but i like reading
dawn holly
not in my case
Thank you for your input sir sweetcheeks
small glen
murder typically is dropped
Unique
frank scarab
A christmas movie but the sequel doesn't have anything remotely about Christmas
river sparrow
Like dont tell anyone but i like reading
unc reads words 🥀
frank scarab
A Easter carol
small glen
Like dont tell anyone but i like reading
Brother is 70
dawn holly
unc reads words 🥀
What a loser
snow agate
i finally beat the baron
whole marsh
Brother is 70
dawn holly
What are you going to do? Visit the library?
snow agate
after like 100000 years
dawn holly
Need
river sparrow
Need
dawn holly
after like 100000 years
It took me 60 hours
small glen
i finally beat the baron
Skill issue
dawn holly
Light work
small glen
It took me 60 hours
Took me just 3
snow agate
Skill issue
it took 2 attempts gng
whole marsh
What are you going to do? Visit the library?
It would be kind of cool, I prefer reading real books over digital copies
dawn holly
Took me just 3
I dislike the fact it took you so quick
dawn holly
It would be kind of cool, I prefer reading real books over digital copies
I mean
small glen
I dislike the fact it took you so quick
I am good at the game
river sparrow
it took 2 attempts gng
i did it in half of 1
dawn holly
Depends
If it’s a good book, then, I would like a hard copy and the nice smell of fresh book.
small glen
Reposted, Chrome made me this thing
small glen
Still baron
dawn holly
It feels heavy on the eyes to use even an inkpad
I lost my mouse
I need to invest in a new one
covert flare
I...won?
small glen
Reposted this (again)
whole marsh
I need to invest in a new one
I would love a library to be open in my area because I dont wanna ride a bus for 30 minutes
previously a school library saved my ass but now
dawn holly
I would love a library to be open in my area because I dont wanna ride a bus for...
My library is like a 25 minutes bus ride, and it’s free, so I don’t mind.
whole marsh
My library is like a 25 minutes bus ride, and it’s free, so I don’t mind.
where are YOU from?
dawn holly
The land down under
I’m a student though
I’m going to have to start paying very soon
But I’ll savour it now
whole marsh
The land down under
we have literally same timezone
whole marsh
🤔
whole marsh
Sleepy time
Close your eyes and go to work time
only a weekend sleep doesnt feel surreal
dawn holly
whole marsh
Grapplers hate this one trick! Watch this willie grow his candlestick by 10 centimeters!
whole marsh
small glen
I fucking hate 2h high tier axe mains
covert flare
FATALITY
covert flare
I fucking hate 2h high tier axe mains
its braindead and requires no skill
small glen
its braindead and requires no skill
Axe kittens will tell you it requires the brain power of a fucking nasa computer
dawn holly
I fucking hate 2h high tier axe mains
Halberd and Billhook are the only acceptable weapons for higher tiers.
whole marsh
2h?
sick oak
Is there anywhere the Willie voicelines/menu sprites from the game have been uploaded or would I have to rip them from the game myself?
dawn holly
Well, I ripped the game files a good few times and looked writhing every folder, and I within remember seeing any voice lines or audio, but I might just me using the wrong software for that sort of stuff.
sick oak
Well, I ripped the game files a good few times and looked writhing every folder,...
Ah unfortunate
I just need the raw "Zounds" audio
As well as all the tier sprites
sick oak
The tier sprites are there though
Done it plenty of times with Unity but I would have no idea where to even start with UE5
covert flare
Ah unfortunate
I just need the raw "Zounds" audio
you can: use enhancer and remove all other audios but voicelines, snap willie's neck, start recording until willie says ZOUNDS, cut the video to only that line in specific then either keep mp4 or convert to mp3
whole marsh
Halberd and Billhook are the only acceptable weapons for higher tiers.
soldier to man at arms i feel obliged to use big axe head
dawn holly
I just use a community version of UModel for UE5
The encryption key is somewhere on the reddit server
Easily found
There’s a tutorial somewhere online
I did use FModel when I found the sprites though. They’re likely found with UModel too.
small dove
i put a bunch of spicy things together and now my 👅 burns
covert flare
i put a bunch of spicy things together and now my 👅 burns
weakling
covert flare
eat more coal
eat more spice
small dove
eat more spice
eat water
frank scarab
Eat eachother
covert flare
Eat eachother
small dove
im suprised at how fast this conversation went from spice to cannibalism
small glen
The halberd in half sword sucks
bitter path
when the game comes out how much do you think it will cost
dawn holly
The halberd in half sword sucks
No
covert flare
when the game comes out how much do you think it will cost
25 dollars imo[
small dove
The halberd in half sword sucks
dawn holly
You’re just poo
small glen
You’re just poo
No it sucks
covert flare
The halberd in half sword sucks
small glen
Plancon better
dawn holly
Plancon better
Duh
dawn holly
But halberd gets right in their neck crack
covert flare
it has about twenty hit points
small glen
okay shut the FUCK up
Hey that's not nice
covert flare
But halberd gets right in their neck crack
excuse me
dawn holly
Neck crack
covert flare
But halberd gets right in their neck crack
small glen
You people missed it
There a giant debate in this chat
Another person thought the halberd was a Vougle
frank scarab
when theres a mf on the ground begging for mercy
dawn holly
What a misinformed fellow
small glen
What a misinformed fellow
Indeed
dawn holly
https://tenor.com/view/outdoorboys-gif-17641855933899252776
Because you’re a rook pal
Get with the times
frank scarab
why dont the gifs come up
Willie bot comeback here
frank scarab
dawn holly
I was once in your place boy
white trail
wobba
vital perch
Quickdraw!
covert flare
This guy's entire purpose is to make the same one liner then leave
i respect the hustle
small glen
**Quickdraw!**
Corny
wide swift
I hardly take any damage in the first few fights but I die instantly by the axe and all the game gives is a fucking stool.
covert flare
I hardly take any damage in the first few fights but I die instantly by the axe ...
thats a skill issue and an rng issue at the same time
dawn holly
I hardly take any damage in the first few fights but I die instantly by the axe ...
There’s a knife in the centre if you’re talking about the Beggar champion.
small glen
More corny
dawn holly
Just shtabby shtab
small glen
Ping the whole team despite most of the mods not being active
vital perch
idle crane
easier to ping a single mod yk
Ping the whole team for scams
covert flare
Ping the whole team for scams
got it got it
vital perch
Ping the whole team for scams
covert flare
Ping the whole team for scams
hru doing mantic
idle crane
Is that you?
vital perch
Ping the whole team for scams
covert flare
Is that you?
no the guy hijacked his account
idle crane
hru doing mantic
Im good how are you and you @small glen
small glen
no the guy hijacked his account
Probably
small glen
Im good how are you and you <@760119413226733569>
Sleepy
vital perch
@idle crane do you have budgies or do you simply love parrots
small glen
https://tenor.com/view/fish-gif-26491760
This is us
idle crane
<@564146443703812097> do you have budgies or do you simply love parrots
I have an indian ringneck. I shall post a picture in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1276805924807249950
small glen
Woah woah woah bucko
Replace the fish with a bee
dawn holly
If that’s the case
small glen
Then it's perfect
covert flare
Im good how are you and you <@760119413226733569>
im doing good friend
frank scarab
https://tenor.com/view/fish-gif-26491760
I'm the milk shake
small glen
I'm the milk shake
Amazing
dawn holly
Why do you want to be the milkshake
covert flare
I'm the milk shake
i could make a horrible joke but i'll refrain myself
frank scarab
Why do you want to be the milkshake
Not my first rodeo
covert flare
FVASDAVDHWMHASDJBHAAJKD
dawn holly
consent
wide nimbus
bro got tossed
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lFJmHhva6kIOMNylN?invite=cr-MSxBTTgsNDIyODc0MTEz
dawn holly
bro got tossed
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lFJmHhva6kIOMNylN?invite=...
HALF SWORD ENHANCER DETECTED
BURN HIM AT THE STAKE
frank scarab
wide nimbus
HALF SWORD ENHANCER DETECTED
what’s the issue
dawn holly
I dont get this one
What was he doing to the milkshake
wide nimbus
BURN HIM AT THE STAKE
im just fooling around dawg
covert flare
disarm was clean
covert flare
500 misses!
MY DPI'S OFF OK
i'll try setting it back to normal when i stop sharing my pc with my brother
wide nimbus
aye bro u need a timeout?
restive barn
weak osprey
aye bro u need a timeout?
Nah he can keep goin
restive barn
disarm was clean
hey are you using the mid tier poleaxe?
wide nimbus
disarm was clean
one in a million ahh disarm
covert flare
this one woulda been sick if there wasnt the damned windows sound
covert flare
hey are you using the mid tier poleaxe?
yeppers
covert flare
cuz ive found that they are op af
in the right hands
covert flare
one in a million ahh disarm
lmao
plain token
Gaba daba
vital perch
frank scarab
MY DPI'S OFF OK<:WhyMe:1378165379771404350>
It's not the tool who is skilled, but the person behind it.
-John Quote
dawn holly
sleek gull
disarm was clean
Clean? More like accidental = p
covert flare
Clean? More like accidental = p
accidental can be clean
sleek gull
accidental can be clean
pehaps to some, but not to me = )
tight isle
Clean? More like accidental = p
clearly not versed in "we take those"
tough hollow
wide nimbus
W fluke
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lgn5m0rjNz1m0617r?invite=cr-MSxmaFYsNDIyODc0MTEz&v=10
covert flare
pehaps to some, but not to me = )
small glen
W fluke
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lgn5m0rjNz1m0617r?invite=cr-MSxm...
Mid
covert flare
W fluke
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lgn5m0rjNz1m0617r?invite=cr-MSxm...
willie had 4 business days to see the mf charging
covert flare
He using the halberd
watch this sickass takedown now on espn
small glen
willie had 4 business days to see the mf charging
The willie randomly kicks
Dude if that was me the willie would've cut my neck open if i charged him 😭
covert flare
Dude if that was me the willie would've cut my neck open if i charged him 😭
legitimately some willies have been imprinted with clueless's dna
small glen
The willies i see people fight die from a gust of wind
I fight the fucking terminator
tough hollow
calmlilsuples
covert flare
I fight the fucking terminator
or maybe you're just bad
covert flare
calmlilsuples
LOL
sleek gull
dawn holly
Halberd on low tiers
That’s not a halberd my beloved
dawn holly
small glen
He lived btw
tough hollow
turtle
small glen
TOWER SHIELD EWWWW
I don't even use the thing
covert flare
I don't even use the thing
but its there all towery
tough hollow
but its there all towery
covert flare
I don't even use the thing
i knew something was off with you when you complimented the plançon
you MONSTER
tough hollow
planon is op uncle
dawn holly
I got through the gauntlet for the first time just using the plançon on militia
It’s genuinely really good
tough hollow
but we need to put it down
covert flare
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1446967322123178136/1447536723558138029/t...
thats my dawg
tough hollow
uncle that is a hippopotamus
covert flare
It’s genuinely really good
i know but like we shouldnt spread the message for more nasty plancon users
covert flare
uncle that is a hippopotamus
did i stutter
small glen
i know but like we shouldnt spread the message for more nasty plancon users
You can't argue against the facts
Willie refusing to die
tough hollow
did i stutter
you tell me glorbian flebian toube
covert flare
Willie refusing to die
the indomitable fungi spirit
tough hollow
Willie refusing to die
its not a jolly bug shaker clip without the spotify music blasting over the gameplay 
small glen
its not a jolly bug shaker clip without the spotify music blasting over the game...
Yes
covert flare
you tell me glorbian flebian toube
get outta here you space dweller
tough hollow
get outta here you space dweller
fine ill just go take the handicap parking space
small glen
its not a jolly bug shaker clip without the spotify music blasting over the game...
The song is Skin by Breaking Benjamin btw
tough hollow
The song is Skin by Breaking Benjamin btw
dawn holly
The song is Skin by Breaking Benjamin btw
I am not letting that anywhere near my precious playlist
covert flare
fine ill just go take the handicap parking space
you no good planet terramorphing, dyson sphere constructing alien bastard
small glen
I am not letting that anywhere near my precious playlist
You dislike rock??
small glen
Breaking Benjamin is fucking lit
dawn holly
Badum tsk
tough hollow
you no good planet terramorphing, dyson sphere constructing alien bastard
silly type 0 civilization
dawn holly
What on this green earth could honky Tonk mean
small glen
What on this green earth could honky Tonk mean
It's country music
covert flare
silly type 0 civilization
type 0,79 thank you
dawn holly
i listen to youtube shorts on my phone while playing halfsword
Filthy commoner
covert flare
tf is a honky tonk
small glen
tf is a honky tonk
Country music
tough hollow
Filthy commoner
didy blud
small glen
https://tenor.com/view/pot-of-greed-gif-1635334155342085284
Pot of greed
dawn holly
small glen
Your the worst spear user here, Runky
tough hollow
Your the worst spear user here, Runky
no not
small glen
Yes are
snow agate
here me out they should add a war hammer as in like the one robert baratheon used
tough hollow
no not
small glen
Yes are
tough hollow
no not
small glen
here me out they should add a war hammer as in like the one robert baratheon use...
MAN SHIT UP!
dawn holly
Burrito
snow agate
MAN SHIT UP!
🙁
dawn holly
MAN SHIT UP!
🤤
dawn holly
🧔♂️💩⬆️
tough hollow
https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-piccolo-shut-up-gif-17588604973...
to proove you rong im gonna go clipfarm
and get sick epic clips of me and my spear
small glen
to proove you rong im gonna go clipfarm
Use hema
dawn holly
to proove you rong im gonna go clipfarm
Engish
small glen
He can't
small glen
im gonna rip out your lungs from your back you slimey bum
Speak English
tough hollow
small glen
https://tenor.com/view/that-one-friend-who-doesnt-like-anything-gif-167458281659...
What my friends call me after i say no to something:
dawn holly
im gonna rip out your lungs from your back you slimey bum
I don’t want you to though
tough hollow
I don’t want you to though
okay didy blud
tough hollow
who
tough hollow
why
dawn holly
For typing it with two D’s
small glen
Reposting tis, remember people: the billhook is hard to use
tough hollow
For typing it with two D’s
hahah didy blud
dawn holly
Reposting tis, remember people: the billhook is hard to use
No it isn’t 🥰
tough hollow
real shit
dawn holly
hahah didy blud
Ref?
small glen
A week ago
dawn holly
Oh yeah
small glen
They live rent free in my head
dawn holly
I mean
small glen
And i am petty
tough hollow
blud isnt in the know
dawn holly
blud isnt in the know
small glen
Runky, get your launching clips cuh (Reposted)
dawn holly
Runky, get your launching clips cuh (Reposted)
What is this “the hangover” music
small glen
What is this “the hangover” music
It's my theme song, i hope u know
tough hollow
Runky, get your launching clips cuh (Reposted)
what launching clips
small glen
It's Sugar by Flo Rida
dawn holly
It's my theme song, i hope u know
Oh my bad
Didn’t mean to take a dump on your throne
tough hollow
It's Sugar by Flo Rida
more like skbidi by flat tigert
small glen
more like skbidi by flat tigert
More like lawsuit by Bee
dawn holly
more like skbidi by flat tigert
tough hollow
More like lawsuit by Bee
okay bug boy
dawn holly
Who is this runky fellow and why does he do what he does.
small glen
Didn’t mean to take a dump on your throne
Your presence makes me ungay
tough hollow
Who is this runky fellow and why does he do what he does.
im lowk a genius real shit
dawn holly
im lowk a genius real shit
For realzies?
tough hollow
For realzies?
i swear bro
small glen
Nice cap
dawn holly
small glen
dawn holly
Okay buddy boy
small glen
sheug
dawn holly
Where tf did the CapCut thing come from
small glen
Where tf did the CapCut thing come from
Cia
tough hollow
fom the fideo
dawn holly
Aw man
tough hollow
is level 16 in clash royal worse than epstien????
small glen
fom the fideo
That's it! I am going to say some evil words, get the flip out of here you he double hockey stick spawn!
small glen
https://tenor.com/view/fatality-ripping-out-throat-rage-shut-up-dont-say-that-gi...
Yeah.. you messed up now, i am getting my amigo dan dangerous and we are beating you up
In roblox
tough hollow
Yeah.. you messed up now, i am getting my amigo dan dangerous and we are beating...
when are we getting assless chaps in halfsword
small glen
When you get a job
dawn holly
Good night
small glen
Good night
Bad night
tough hollow
When you get a job
i work at the bingle shop
small glen
i work at the bingle shop
You're about to work in my bed
tough hollow
You're about to work in my bed
small glen
Forcing someone to play Roblox is punishment enough
Play roblox half sword with me
sleek gull
Play roblox half sword with me
No, I don't need Chris Hansen showing up to my house for being on that game.
tough hollow
dawg waht
small glen
No, I don't need Chris Hansen showing up to my house for being on that game.
What, why would he show up regardless
Tf you do unc
sleek gull
What, why would he show up regardless
Because an Adult on Roblox is sus
tough hollow
Mid ass clip bro
you play with a turutle shell on your back in every one of your clips uncle
small glen
Because an Adult on Roblox is sus
Half of the roblox player base are like grow ass people
small glen
you play with a turutle shell on your back in every one of your clips uncle
No i don't
Those are old clips
tough hollow
post 10 without your signature eye sore
small glen
Uh sure
sleek gull
Half of the roblox player base are like grow ass people
You are aware of the controversy behind that game atm, yeah?
small glen
You are aware of the controversy behind that game atm, yeah?
Yes i know
tough hollow
this is a mid ass clip vro
small glen
this is a mid ass clip vro
No shield
tough hollow
thank goodness
sleek gull
Yes i know
Ok, just had to be sure.
So yeah, i'm not going to claimed guilty by association. All adults should flee that game.
small glen
Ok, just had to be sure.
So yeah, i'm not going to claimed guilty by associati...
That isn't happening
sleek gull
That isn't happening
In my social circles, that game is black listed.
tough hollow
bruh roblox is all good in the hood
small glen
Roblox is trying to make it safe for le adults
tough hollow
bruh roblox is all good in the hood
except for the other stuff'
mortal auroraBOT
sleek gull
Roblox is trying to make it safe for le adults<:HyperPreggers:131957748465572659...
Are they though? Recent interview with the higher ups make it sound like they are adding dating features, and open to poly relationships for kids.
plain token
bruh roblox is all good in the hood
why do i have you blocked
small glen
In my social circles, that game is black listed.
Not denying that there isn't weird people, when i was 16 i saw people in there late 20s flirting with like incredibly young people, me included
tough hollow
why do i have you blocked
i probably called you disabled and reacted to your messages with the motorized wheelchair emoji
tough hollow
bruh thats not evn close to halfsword
plain token
roblox is a plague
tough hollow
didy blid
small glen
roblox is a plague
I know all too well...
sudden rover
Why is it so difficult to aim for the head?
tough hollow
i got that word blocked by the filter yesterday
okay
small glen
Why is it so difficult to aim for the head?
You suck
tough hollow
this guy
plain token
Why is it so difficult to aim for the head?
because the game's auto thing focuses on the hips
it's also why when u cut someone in half their legs keep moving but not the upper body
tough hollow
cuz willies built different
sleek gull
Why is it so difficult to aim for the head?
Show a clip of what you are struggling with. Otherwise, we can only make assumptions of what was happening.
tough hollow
built in a lab
small glen
it's also why when u cut someone in half their legs keep moving but not the uppe...
Me when i lie
sleek gull
when
https://tenor.com/view/loud-house-loud-house-gifs-nickelodeon-todays-the-day-saturday-gif-8631673
tough hollow
dawg what in the AC are you listenning to
plain token
i didn't say it wasn't, but it's definitly harder than hitting the torso
small glen
dawg what in the AC are you listenning to
Breaking Benjamin
small glen
i didn't say it wasn't, but it's definitly harder than hitting the torso
..... no shit
tough hollow
dude i cant defeat the first grete champion
skilli ssue
solid shale
skilli ssue
yeah no shit
small glen
dude i cant defeat the first grete champion
Kiss him
plain token
..... ***no shit***
tough hollow
yeah no shit
shit really
long river
tough hollow
how tf did you just react 3 times in like half a second
sleek gull
how tf did you just react 3 times in like half a second
Those three emojies are my most common, so they are right when I click the button.
tough hollow
Those three emojies are my most common, so they are right when I click the butto...
mustard?
long river
how tf did you just react 3 times in like half a second
half...
small glen
Reposted, here. Sheathe kill
tough hollow
Reposted, here. Sheathe kill
vital perch
@vale totem i improved dead eye edit , aswell as replacing the melee hit with a throwing dagger and adding an X
tough hollow
okay
small glen
<@1024989446342451220> i improved dead eye edit , aswell as replacing the melee ...
Why did the x appear after the hit
vale totem
<@1024989446342451220> i improved dead eye edit , aswell as replacing the melee ...
oh that looks so cool
vital perch
Why did the x appear after the hit
the red one is there aswell just hardly visible
runic niche
small glen
Why is it hardly visible
vale totem
Why is it hardly visible
because Willie doesnt have 20/20 vision
long river
<@1024989446342451220> i improved dead eye edit , aswell as replacing the melee ...
peak
runic niche
<@1024989446342451220> i improved dead eye edit , aswell as replacing the melee ...
so tuff
small glen
because Willie doesnt have 20/20 vision
Why the fuck is he fighting then
vale totem
Why the fuck is he fighting then
for sport
runic niche
Why the fuck is he fighting then
hes forced to.
small glen
Reposting this fine shyt again
small glen
hes forced to.
I am also forced to watch fortnite montages
runic niche
I am also forced to watch fortnite montages
jesus bless your soul man
vale totem
gotta love breaking throats with daggers for sport
I keep forgetting that
tough hollow
Reposting this fine shyt again
why do all your clips have a piss filter over them
small glen
why do all your clips have a piss filter over them
It's breaking bad Mexico filter, thank you
tough hollow
It's breaking bad Mexico filter, thank you
piss filter
vital perch
you can get your neck broken as well
doesn't have to be neck
desert acorn
swords are my fav hammers
small glen
piss filter
You like it, don't you?
tough hollow
You like it, don't you?
who said that
small glen
who said that
You
vital perch
lost whale
im so sad i can't send images...
hidden schooner
long river
fathom topaz
im so sad i can't send images...
I feel you
Itll happen eventually
Just keep typing friend
small glen
Is this considered a vest or chest piece?
hidden schooner
Is this considered a vest or chest piece?
Well, it's brigandine. I'd say it's more of a "breastplate" because it can be worn under a placard
Not really tho
rugged vault
i really really really dislike how the hardest boss is the literaly first one
hidden schooner
Well, it's brigandine. I'd say it's more of a "breastplate" because it can be wo...
Technically it functions well as a breastplate
small glen
Well, it's brigandine. I'd say it's more of a "breastplate" because it can be wo...
Well, it was worn on top of doublets and gambesons (i think), so it could be argued it's a type of breastplate
sudden rover
i really really really dislike how the hardest boss is the literaly first one
Not even close
rugged vault
well i disagree
sudden rover
If the first boss misses his first swing it’s GG
rugged vault
If the first boss misses his first swing it’s GG
no because im choipped in half when i bump into his axe trng to punch him
sudden rover
Don’t get that close
tardy trout
well i disagree
kite him so you can get to the knife in the center, (if you see a helmet, pick it up), then once you have the knife, switch to a two handed grip, time it so you miss the axe head, get inside his guard and slice the everloving hell out of his torso
small glen
Btw, Mordshlag. You have any like paintings or museums that have the padded sallet cap being used?
sudden rover
Pick up a weapon and hit him in the side repeatedly
rugged vault
kite him so you can get to the knife in the center, (if you see a helmet, pick i...
there is no knife
small glen
there is no knife
There is
tardy trout
there is always a knife
rugged vault
if im inside the second he swings his axe handle just chops me in half in a milisecond
small glen
if im inside the second he swings his axe handle just chops me in half in a mili...
Run around
Get him away from the middle
rugged vault
in order to kill him i have to fight him not run around
hidden schooner
Well, it was worn on top of doublets and gambesons (i think), so it could be arg...
For example, this guy is wearing a placard over his brigandine. (By old world armouries) and the brigandine is worn over the doublet which makes it function well as a breastplate. Now I wouldn't call it a breastplate, because its brigandine, but it can function as one.
small glen
For example, this guy is wearing a placard over his brigandine. (By old world ar...
That armor just looks expensive as fuck 😭
It's a beautiful piece doe
night surge
why cant i see ppls brain when cut it in half ?
small glen
why cant i see ppls brain when cut it in half ?
We are stupid
@hidden schooner ignoring this shitty recreation, is there any proof of this being used?
hidden schooner
<@1434276776174944359> ignoring this shitty recreation, is there any proof of th...
A coif?
hidden schooner
Yeah
So here's the thing, they were used a lot during the 13th century and started to fade out of use before 1450.
It's limited to find some in the games era, but I'll search for a bit
small glen
It's limited to find some in the games era, but I'll search for a bit
Alright, many thanks
hidden schooner
Alright, many thanks
I'd say they were replaced with hoods, more like fabric bevors too.
Idk, I'd like to see these more than coifs in the game
small glen
Idk, I'd like to see these more than coifs in the game
fair enough, it would be cool to have as a customization option, so we can color it, add designs and stuff
hidden schooner
fair enough, it would be cool to have as a customization option, so we can color...
Customization will be a thing
I literally have deleted footage of it
small glen
Customization will be a thing
I know
but idk if there will be cloth head items
it will def make the sallet 100% more popular than if they do add it
rugged vault
love when a coat rack turns me into a pink mist when it hits my knee
got atomized by a coat hanger
hidden schooner
but idk if there will be cloth head items
Yeah... the devs are goated tho, so... I mean... what ever they do with ea it will be dope af
small glen
Yeah... the devs are goated tho, so... I mean... what ever they do with ea it wi...
i would like to point out though
in the main art of halfsword, with the people in the audience
rugged vault
they really need to fix the hit registration im tired of stabbing my entire arm through their toso and it not registering
hidden schooner
Well it fits the games region and time period. Would absolutely love to see chaperons
small glen
Well it fits the games region and time period. Would absolutely love to see chap...
well
that would mean they'd have to add Burgundy, no?
oh and there is a Coif in that same art
small glen
Well it fits the games region and time period. Would absolutely love to see chap...
again, this is just art for the game. not a guarantee its actually going to be released
tardy trout
if im inside the second he swings his axe handle just chops me in half in a mili...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXx-O63oSvQ you may want to mute the audio.. not sure why steam recording freaks out
small glen
i think the English knight in this image even has a chainmail shirt over his doublet
runic niche
is this game vr
nah
stable rivet
Fucking FATAL ERROR!
hidden schooner
that would mean they'd have to add Burgundy, no?
That does not mean they'd have to add burgundy. Chaperons were definitely used in central europe
night surge
ts weapon so buns id rather just fight with no weapon 💔
fr
swift aspen
man i wish limb loss would just be instant end
smoky creek
versed latch
Will halfsword be at a reduced price while in early acsess
heavy valve
guys why am i naked
fight with your willie
runic niche
what.
supple ember
Will halfsword be at a reduced price while in early acsess
Yea
runic niche
the man or the body part
heavy valve
willie
brittle bridge
so whimsical
runic niche
we're beating half sword naked
