Yo guys i cutted willies head in half and seen that he Has no Brain lool
#halfsword-chat-⚔
mighty lichen
Artists always didn't get their re-illustrations 100%. Those disks are guards for petty blade and blunt attacks, like mini bucklers, I think.
spiral spindle
thy bard proposes to willie. (willie said yes)
soft osprey
Secretly good* malware obviously
timber pilot
😱
peak ingot
is there a way to stop my camera drifting downwards?
feel like i keep having to reset and look up
jolly gorge
Secretly good* malware obviously
Morning
small glen
small glen
Morning bud
hiya pookie
soft osprey
hiya pookie
Hello my friend 🙏
jolly gorge
is there a way to stop my camera drifting downwards?
Is this from locking being on
peak ingot
idk man, shall I try turning lock on off?
jolly gorge
idk man, shall I try turning lock on off?
It's pretty notorious for that but feel free to experiment
peak ingot
Will do, thanks for the tip!
jolly gorge
I enable and disable lock a lot
small glen
Hello my friend 🙏
why do you have the mall cop pfp
soft osprey
why do you have the mall cop pfp
Wdym? Thats literally me
peak ingot
I enable and disable lock a lot
yeah i turned it off and it's night and day
thanks mate
Is it a known bug?
jolly gorge
Ochocho señor
jolly gorge
Is it a known bug?
It's talked about but idk where it stands in the realm of fixing
Lock is also blamed for incorrect blade alignment
grand tulip
do we know how optimised the game will be compared to the demo
jolly gorge
do we know how optimised the game will be compared to the demo
More optimized
grand tulip
aight ty
buoyant ravine
peak mirage
Cinema
pearl ferry
small glen
Wdym? Thats literally me
ofc
ashen whale
They are adding Poland to halfsword
damn i wont be buying it then
slow sparrow
damn i wont be buying it then
Why
slow sparrow
What country are u from
small glen
do the bug shaker
whole marsh
Artists always didn't get their re-illustrations 100%. Those disks are guards fo...
Ook
So what was this really
storm prairie
p*land
dude wha u talking shiz about poland
poland best country in eu by far
no illegals
ashen whale
How is it there
like orange and dusty
whole marsh
dude wha u talking shiz about poland
poland best country in eu by far
ok but for some reason poland hates everyone else
mighty lichen
So what was this really
Probably just a bascinet or sallet without its visor part on. (Very useful ik)
whole marsh
Probably just a bascinet or sallet without its visor part on. (Very useful ik)
Wow, huh
I feel dumb
I thought of this from the start but discs throw me off
limpid widget
i did not know
you could chop an armour plate
in half
in this game
specifically a helmet
upbeat jacinth
im pretty sure the demo is less optimized than the actual game will be, but my immediate question is why are you playing on 4k if your struggling on fps
or max settings
isnt the max setting specifically "Cinematic"
which implies its not really for gameplay
smoky creek
Have you tried not crashing
drake laptop gif
lean nicheBOT
upbeat jacinth
my game just crashed
the game seems to crash a lot if theres a lot of blood
smoky creek
smoky creek
the game seems to crash a lot if theres a lot of blood
there wasnt even that much blood
upbeat jacinth
there wasnt even that much blood
🤷 that seems to be where 99% of crashes come from, so
soft osprey
there wasnt even that much blood
Yeah the amount doesn’t matter that much, just blood in general
smoky creek
ill try and turn down the blood
soft osprey
Just have to disable
soft osprey
i can keep the gore on tho?
Yes
upbeat jacinth
Yeah the amount doesn’t matter that much, just blood in general
ah i thought it was the amount because ive never crashed in a short match, and lowering the amount of blood makes it take longer to crash
i was guessing it was the amount of blood INCLUDING blood that has disappeared naturally, if blood does that
dusk night
YALL NEED TO SEE THIS OMG JOIN VC 1
OMG
im flying
duuude
u gotta watch it
when i take the ohoto
photo*
oke
vc 1
yall need to see it btw
upbeat jacinth
YALL NEED TO SEE THIS OMG JOIN VC 1
maybe i just dont have access to the vc but it kinda looks like this server doesnt have any voice channels
upbeat jacinth
yeah i dont have access
dusk night
darn
upbeat jacinth
probably from level 3
dusk night
maybe
runic lynx
How do i deafet commonr boss help
upbeat jacinth
How do i deafet commonr boss help
if your playing as a commoner with a sword, just hold your sword in a stab position and then stab when he gets in range
works like 85% of the time
humble iris
How do i deafet commonr boss help
pitchfork
warped kiln
HEY GUYS, how are you all doing today?
humble iris
iam hugn ry
mortal auroraBOT
lean nicheBOT
upbeat jacinth
slash mommy is crazy
lean nicheBOT
white trail
wobba
dusk night
@white trail hi
white trail
wobba
storm prairie
white trail
a
╱|、
(˚ˎ 。7
...
wobba
storm prairie
watermelon musk
buoyant ravine
hey clueless i got a challenge for you
dusk night
die teto
buoyant ravine
<@272845467270774785> ?
yes
dusk night
theres like 4 more cluelesses
plain geode
cant wait to wait 76 years for hs2 episode 3
soft osprey
ah i thought it was the amount because ive never crashed in a short match, and l...
Reducing blood can reduce crashes but it won’t stop them entirely, at some point you’ll crash. The issue with ultimate challenge being it’s one long fight with lots of blood. If you were to, for example, during the gauntlet kill a willie and stay on that stage making a blood bath out of the dead Willie you’d eventually crash
buoyant ravine
dont ask how his arm came off
fierce umbra
just a question, was this a sarcasm
no
well it didnt really make my gpu work less but it gave me more fps thats for sure
mortal bough
well glad to know i helped 👍
storm prairie
where the heck are the server rules again
lean nicheBOT
mortal bough
jesus christ dud
buoyant ravine
tidal hazel
is he dead
azure sierra
https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-fight-cartoon-gif-13956206
hollow knight? So peak
upbeat jacinth
Reducing blood can reduce crashes but it won’t stop them entirely, at some point...
yeah thats why i was saying its probably the amount of blood that causes it
buoyant ravine
what did these people do to you
they stole my Cheez-its
soft osprey
yeah thats why i was saying its probably the amount of blood that causes it
Not really, as you’ll also crash with the lowest possible amount of blood
upbeat jacinth
Not really, as you’ll also crash with the lowest possible amount of blood
i dont mean "amount" as in the slider i mean the amount of blood present in the game
small glen
i dont mean "amount" as in the slider i mean the amount of blood present in the ...
thats what he means
if the slider is low
buoyant ravine
yeah thats why i was saying its probably the amount of blood that causes it
i turn on max gore and i dont get crashes. i think its more of the physics rather than the gore. blood rarely crashes my game and so far only physics is what crashes my game. like when willie goes flying. or when armor spawns and gets mashed up with other stuff causign it all to fly. the game cant process that much and it crashes
small glen
less blood spawns and will pool
buoyant ravine
so far blood only eats my fps
upbeat jacinth
i turn on max gore and i dont get crashes. i think its more of the physics rathe...
i havent had any physics crashes yet surprisingly
mortal bough
they stole my Cheez-its
reasonable crashouts
upbeat jacinth
the only crashes ive had are blood related, be it the blood crashing me itself or crashing when i try to clear it with hs enhancer
soft osprey
Guys, please remember ive never been wrong a single time in my entire life
small glen
like if i use the enhancer, and then jump high the game just crashes
lean nicheBOT
soft osprey
Look it’s explained here
small glen
Guys, please remember ive never been wrong a single time in my entire life
so true
mortal bough
Guys, please remember ive never been wrong a single time in my entire life
did you
?
soft osprey
https://tenor.com/view/self-glaze-spider-man-spiderman-man-picture-gif-981615561...
Self glaze? Bro hates facts
upbeat jacinth
like if i use the enhancer, and then jump high the game just crashes
unless we have different definitions of "very high" i just give up automatically
fierce umbra
Guys, please remember ive never been wrong a single time in my entire life
the clip lives on
buoyant ravine
Self glaze? Bro hates facts
fierce umbra
i deleted it on accident but forgot i have the gif
upbeat jacinth
Look it’s explained here
yeah i was being a bit more specific on what actually is causing the crash, not just the presence of blood at all
mortal bough
that throw is beautiful wtf
soft osprey
https://tenor.com/view/lies-lies-lies-and-more-lies-untrue-not-true-fibs-gif-272...
Please do not address your superiors directly
small glen
like a 2 minute fall
anything that is on the same height as the balconies for me is what is the crash limit
upbeat jacinth
anything that is on the same height as the balconies for me is what is the crash...
damn bro
buoyant ravine
Please do not address your superiors directly
thats its im hiring a wonderful and caring old man to read you a bed time story every time you go to sleep
upbeat jacinth
are you running on a abnormal platform or with abnormal specs or something
signal wedge
thats its im hiring a wonderful and caring old man to read you a bed time story ...
good luck finding anyone older than Easter
soft osprey
Jolly abuser at it again
inner pond
small glen
are you running on a abnormal platform or with abnormal specs or something
I don't think specs has anything to do with it
unless its a memory problem
but i don't think so because the crash error is just a UE5 error
buoyant ravine
I don't think specs has anything to do with it
https://tenor.com/view/woody-laugh-laughing-toystory-mocking-gif-7453872 it does bucko. my game was hella crashing on my old gt 1030 even with gore turned off
signal wedge
Jolly abuser at it again
I would never
upbeat jacinth
I don't think specs has anything to do with it
well if he has like a really buggy cpu i could see something going wrong there
dont know too much about what causes crashes in regards to specs but
modern vector
I think it has to do with a larger moral failure
soft osprey
I would never
upbeat jacinth
i could also see it being something like using the intel gpus, since they arent crazily widely used
small glen
i could also see it being something like using the intel gpus, since they arent ...
its a ryzen
upbeat jacinth
well thats probably not the issue since im on a full amd build
modern vector
Amd is a curse on humankind
soft osprey
Me when I me and when me I when
upbeat jacinth
Amd is a curse on humankind
how so!
buoyant ravine
Me when I me and when me I when
https://tenor.com/view/let-the-man-talk-kenan-thompson-saturday-night-live-let-him-speak-quit-interrupting-gif-20315341 pure fucking genius hes speaking
small glen
i was going to buy ram recently for myself for my birthday, but fucking hell those prices
soft osprey
i was going to buy ram recently for myself for my birthday, but fucking hell tho...
Blame AI
buying up the worlds supply of ram
upbeat jacinth
i was going to buy ram recently for myself for my birthday, but fucking hell tho...
yeah no my ram went from like $150 to $1000
soft osprey
To generate ai slop
buoyant ravine
yeah no my ram went from like $150 to $1000
its called ram-ageddon
soft osprey
blame companies that put billions into it
No, I love mega corporations and big business
modern vector
how so!
I have a ryzen and a Radeon and I loved them together for so long but it took one driver update back in July to turn my rx6600 into a toddler with an abacus
buoyant ravine
we live in the ram-ageddon era
upbeat jacinth
buying up the worlds supply of ram
they actually buy a different kind of ram, the issue is that the ram companies are putting focus on producing ram for the ai companies now since that made them the most money
small glen
Ram is cooked
one of the main creators of ram is stopping production for the global market
as a final "Fuck you"
soft osprey
they actually buy a different kind of ram, the issue is that the ram companies a...
What was the brand..
Micron?
No more commercial
buoyant ravine
Calm down bro
upbeat jacinth
What was the brand..
im not talking about a brand im generalizing the people who sell ram
they dont care about selling to normal people anymore because selling to ai companies gives them way more money
modern vector
I’m a simple them, I just wanted 60fps on my 1080p display, and their drivers have ended my life 🥀
Found out not too long ago that their tuning on the driver software overclocks most gpus out of the box (mine was over clocked by like 400MHz)
soft osprey
they dont care about selling to normal people anymore because selling to ai comp...
Yes Thats what im saying. Micron is a big name so it’s a big loss for regular people
Because stupid ai
And
Greed
buoyant ravine
upbeat jacinth
I’m a simple them, I just wanted 60fps on my 1080p display, and their drivers ha...
you can roll back driver updates btw ❤️
small glen
I can't remember what company is doing it, but there a company that is trying to find a more cheaper solution to GPU's, and they found something crazy that the much cheaper production solution was actually somehow better than most NVIDIA products
upbeat jacinth
Because stupid ai
im not one to say ai is objectively a good thing or anything but this is largely on the people selling ram since they no longer want to produce much for normal people
soft osprey
im not one to say ai is objectively a good thing or anything but this is largely...
Corporate greed 😔 and all so they can stop paying real people. AI will be the death of so many jobs soon. I give it another 10-20 years before AI is just everything
Youre AI
upbeat jacinth
yea
upbeat jacinth
i honestly think ai isnt really the issue as much as corporate greed is
like
why is amazon ai voice acting dubbed anime now
small glen
why is amazon ai voice acting dubbed anime now
that was Netflix
buoyant ravine
Corporate greed 😔 and all so they can stop paying real people. AI will be the ...
i mean we can stop it. it aint gonna be easy but i dont think ai is gonna replace everything
small glen
and don't blame amazon
upbeat jacinth
that was Netflix
i guess it was both
upbeat jacinth
i only heard about the amazon ones
buoyant ravine
currently the ones who are rich bitches turned lots of stuff to ai but lots of places are still operated by humans
small glen
was the genshin impact devs Hoyoverse
soft osprey
i mean we can stop it. it aint gonna be easy but i dont think ai is gonna replac...
Copium. We cannot stop the top of the food chain
small glen
they made AI voices for a male voice actor
buoyant ravine
was the genshin impact devs Hoyoverse
small glen
because the male va was sick
upbeat jacinth
because the male va was sick
i feel like thats a lot more reasonable especially if your on a time crunch
small glen
and recently Hoyoverse has been in hot water, as they have been on a huge mission to find a replacement for Voice actors
small glen
i feel like thats a lot more reasonable especially if your on a time crunch
until you learn that Hoyoverse has been trying to replace voice actors since there launch of Genshin impact back in like 2019 or so
unkempt sable
how much the game will cost in steam?
upbeat jacinth
🤷
soft osprey
how much the game will cost in steam?
No official price yet
small glen
Hoyoverse is really keen on replacing vas and have AI do all the work
upbeat jacinth
how much the game will cost in steam?
i saw ONE RANDOM person say that they were expecting $30 to $40
take that with a grain of salt
small glen
20 bucks is like the max
unkempt sable
Okay
small glen
thats just basic Indie game price
soft osprey
I always believe that one random person whole heartedly
upbeat jacinth
20 bucks is like the max
i could see it being way above 20 bucks
soft osprey
And then I ignore anyone else’s opinion
small glen
I always believe that one random person whole heartedly
i no longer believe you
soft osprey
i no longer believe you
Im ignoring you
upbeat jacinth
i cant see it being anything above 50 in any world
small glen
):
soft osprey
Youre not the one random person
small glen
he not calling me a random
upbeat jacinth
$25 or $20
small glen
must mean i am important
buoyant ravine
i think the only good ai company is open ai. they dont replace everything its a public ai company for the public to use. i dont think its replacing jobs. its just for entertainment and education
true rain
hi
soft osprey
the fuck is fall
A season idiot
small glen
A season idiot
oh
soft osprey
It’s after summer
soft osprey
there is no fall here
Me when we don’t get fall in Florida
small glen
I deadass forget fall exist
buoyant ravine
i forgot fall exist
small glen
its so bad that i don't even know what fall looks like
soft osprey
Shame. Just another reason to never live in Florida
Fall in NY is beautiful
Changing of the leaves!!!
small glen
https://tenor.com/view/kk-ok-gif-24693994
this isn't a me problem
this is just a where i live problem
We don't get much seasons down here
buoyant ravine
Fall in NY is beautiful
you just doxed yourself
soft osprey
I love living in a place perpetually sinking into the sea, and bombarded with hurricanes multiple times a year
buoyant ravine
besides winter and summer and spring
nah nature doesnt skip that shit. fall is there
soft osprey
I love living in a place perpetually sinking into the sea, and bombarded with hu...
Thats Florida people
small glen
I love living in a place perpetually sinking into the sea, and bombarded with hu...
Florida is used to be part of Africa Millions of years ago
its makes sense why this place is shitty
soft osprey
you just doxed yourself
true rain
arent i so cool guys
small glen
500k for a bed a 1x1 apartment
small glen
arent i so cool guys
get a job
buoyant ravine
you gave away where you live. may not be exact but damn some hackers can dox you just by telling them the city you are in
soft osprey
you gave away where you live. may not be exact but damn some hackers can dox you...
Good
Steal all my nothing
buoyant ravine
Florida doesn't get fall
soft osprey
Oh nooo
small glen
oh fall is where the leaves change?
soft osprey
Dont take my in debt credit information or mess with my terrible credit score or take my passwords for my video games
soft osprey
cmon man your life purpose isnt to antagonise ppl
Correct it’s mine
true rain
no
buoyant ravine
lets get married
woahh
true rain
Correct it’s mine
moai your not like this..
true rain
s owhat
buoyant ravine
i dont think we talk about marrying strangers in this server
moai. what do you think
soft osprey
You hear that? This guy wants me to yell at yall
I always listen to users here
So now im gonna yell
small glen
i have been in this server for a few months
soft osprey
its all good
If you ever try to marry a stranger again Youre being put into knee deep radioactive water in a pit filled with snakes
true rain
i have been in this server for a few months
new gen
buoyant ravine
I always listen to users here
small glen
If you ever try to marry a stranger again Youre being put into knee deep radioac...
that sounds
unique
buoyant ravine
i wish that gif didnt have "motherfucker" in it
true rain
moai why are you christmas spirit
soft osprey
moai why are you christmas spirit
Because I’m the jolliest person in the world
Im so nice
small glen
no me
true rain
im mroe jolly
small glen
i am happy
buoyant ravine
but its a positive gif so maybe moai might let it slide
small glen
I am the most Jolly
soft osprey
im mroe jolly
Hey mroe jolly im Moai
buoyant ravine
i thought u flew out cuh bee type shi
the hell is that slang broh
true rain
the hell is that slang broh
ask jolly bug shaker
buoyant ravine
this isnt 2023 or 2024
true rain
i was quoting him
small glen
i thought u flew out cuh bee type shi
my gang banging bee homies wear yella
soft osprey
Imagine using outdated slang by a year
buoyant ravine
i was quoting him
jesus christ his brain has gotta be fried if hes still saying that
buoyant ravine
Theyre making fun of you
small glen
Imagine using outdated slang by a year
we still use words from like the 1500s, and I don't see people complaining about it
buoyant ravine
<@1249687198119497770>
the fuck? why the ping
small glen
the fuck? why the ping
He likes u
true rain
look at the message i replied to bro ✌️
small glen
idk ask him
small glen
https://tenor.com/view/bs-memes-funny-kid-gif-10302293152269396732
@true rain Is it true or bullshit?
true rain
bs
soft osprey
we still use words from like the 1500s, and I don't see people complaining about...
Hm. You’re right. I think im gonna start complaining
Damn you autocorrect
buoyant ravine
exactly. i like my enemies that hate me not like me
small glen
that's magnetizing
signal wedge
Hm. You’re right. I think im gonna start complaining
old man yells at clouds
soft osprey
old man yells at clouds
🖕 😡 🖕
small glen
old man yells at clouds
young man yells at geriatric old guy
buoyant ravine
old man yells at clouds
moai is gonna pissed off if he caught you saying that
soft osprey
old man yells at clouds
buoyant ravine
asschomp? what the fucking fuck holy fuck!?
buoyant ravine
asschomp? what the fucking fuck holy fuck!?
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
small glen
how much for 3
soft osprey
Did bro just say something specifically to quote himself
small glen
that pfp has more identifiable pixels than a 1980s arcade game
small glen
is that bannable
soft osprey
Which part
small glen
all of the above
buoyant ravine
Which part
dont worry hes just crazy
soft osprey
Yes
signal wedge
soft osprey
The photoshop is unreal
small glen
Sir Moai of the Border wall
signal wedge
you would like that you rascal
small glen
this went from these two insulting each other to flirting with each other
2025 gentlemen
soft osprey
this went from these two insulting each other to flirting with each other
Such is the nature of intensely Manly men
buoyant ravine
"you may only speak positve of the mods. they are those who bring authority and ban those who shall speak of words that are naughty in vain"
buoyant ravine
"you may only speak positve of the mods. they are those who bring authority and ...
@mighty nexus
soft osprey
If you’ve never played smack ass Tuesday with your manly coworkers are you even manly
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
small glen
If you’ve never played smack ass Tuesday with your manly coworkers are you even ...
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
buoyant ravine
my spelling sucks
buoyant ravine
he is indeed
safe crest
will we be getting a small demo update perchance as they delayed release?
buoyant ravine
"shhhhhhhh dont cry pookie pie" WAIT WHAT!?
safe crest
gosh darnit
buoyant ravine
"shhhhhhhh dont cry pookie pie" WAIT WHAT!?
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
safe crest
i like little people
safe crest
i like little people
@mighty nexus
thorny falcon
will halfsword be multiplyaer
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
buoyant ravine
this guy is a great example of why you shouldnt take certain substances
safe crest
will halfsword be multiplyaer
splitscreen
buoyant ravine
this guy is a great example of why you shouldnt take certain substances
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
safe crest
of course not
thorny falcon
splitscreen
only for coop
safe crest
maybe one day
soft osprey
will we be getting a small demo update perchance as they delayed release?
You can’t just say perchance
thorny falcon
nooo
small glen
wait its not multiplayer
they said so
thorny falcon
game ass
safe crest
You can’t just say perchance
i can perchance
thorny falcon
they said so
wait so is it?
thorny falcon
hahaha
small glen
wait so is it?
they said no
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
runic niche
Hello full sword
thorny falcon
why my feet on the screen
buoyant ravine
OH YOUVE DONE IT NOW BUCKO
runic niche
why my feet on the screen
bros got manpee vision for grippers!
small glen
this fucking guy has his DOGS OUT
safe crest
why my feet on the screen
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
buoyant ravine
Moai. you know what to do
runic niche
feet 😛
thorny falcon
this fucking guy has his DOGS OUT
stop it
small glen
STOP QUOTINGF
thorny falcon
sheeesh stopp quoting my feet
shell bronze
thorny falcon
lmaoOO
runic niche
sheeesh stopp quoting my feet
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
safe crest
sheeesh stopp quoting my feet
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
thorny falcon
this is illegal
shell bronze
why we spamming
buoyant ravine
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1445985297715302410...
clueless i have a challenge for you
runic niche
this is illegal
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
runic niche
give it color bro
small glen
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1445985297715302410...
omg clueless, how much I missed you my clueless specimen
thorny falcon
soft osprey
wait so is it?
Local Splitscreen with early access, which can be played remotely using steam remote play or a program like parsec. Online multiplayer is very unlikely but not totally out of scope. #faq
shell bronze
omg clueless, how much I missed you my clueless specimen
i have been gone for one day what
shell bronze
https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-flightreacts-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-gif...
interesting
thorny falcon
Local Splitscreen with early access, which can be played remotely using steam re...
thanks
small glen
i have been gone for one day what
i was gone for a week
soft osprey
i was gone for a week
He didn’t even notice
runic niche
u sure
soft osprey
Shows how much he cares
thorny falcon
oh sheeeeesh!!!
thorny falcon
safe crest
oh sheeeeesh!!!
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
small glen
Shows how much he cares
he was just sad, clearly
buoyant ravine
@shell bronze I have a challenge for you in this game
thorny falcon
shell bronze
he was just sad, clearly
i was just sad indeed
thorny falcon
YO!
small glen
stop quoting this man tootsies
safe crest
what the hell is that 😭
thorny falcon
yall be quoting everything i say
shell bronze
@safe crest stop with the spam in here. take it to #general-catfish-🐱🐟 so those guys can deal with you instead
thorny falcon
im like marthin luther king
safe crest
yall be quoting everything i say
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
true rain
gadies and lentlemen
shell bronze
ok you were told
safe crest
<@1368926952911798378> stop with the spam in here. take it to <#1086506182090440...
i am not spamming i am quoting
thorny falcon
i cant do the playtest also lol i can only do demo
buoyant ravine
i am not spamming i am quoting
you do not argue with the mods
thorny falcon
bruh this is butttttt
tame thicket
shell bronze
blah blah tomato tomato
safe crest
ok you were told
@mighty nexus
true rain
i cant do the playtest also lol i can only do demo
playtest got merged into demo
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
thorny falcon
you do not argue with the mods
alirght discord mod
buoyant ravine
stop it
true rain
bruh this is butttttt
everything in playtest is now in demo, including gauntlet and the abyss
thorny falcon
playtest got merged into demo
oh so in the demo ic an do the 1v1 playtest arena thing
true rain
oh so in the demo ic an do the 1v1 playtest arena thing
yes
buoyant ravine
dante your ass is gonna get cooked if you keep this up. you dont wanna piss off clueless
thorny falcon
everything in playtest is now in demo, including gauntlet and the abyss
thanks
yessss thats why i stopped playing lol
true rain
go kill some willies
shell bronze
dante your ass is gonna get cooked if you keep this up. you dont wanna piss off ...
it's so sad that he will have to reflect in silence for a minute
thorny falcon
dante your ass is gonna get cooked if you keep this up. you dont wanna piss off ...
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
thorny falcon
wait thats tuff
true rain
bro is replying to a clanker
mortal bough
go kill some willies
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
thorny falcon
i like ur pfp
buoyant ravine
he told dante to stop that means you should stop too
jolly gorge
Can we enforce martial law here
shell bronze
<@949479338275913799>
would you like to join your compatriot in his path to redemption
thorny falcon
he told dante to stop that means you should stop too
sorry mod 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤✌️✌️
jolly gorge
The fuck
small glen
thorny falcon
Can we enforce martial law here
who is this!!!
true rain
sory bos 🤤
shell bronze
yeah he's been upgraded to trial mod
thorny falcon
three is 800 mods now
soft osprey
alirght discord mod
Yes I am actually way more important and better than you
thorny falcon
sory bos 🤤
tess 🤤
buoyant ravine
would you like to join your compatriot in his path to redemption
honestly just do the same thing to him. we know he aint gonna stop
thorny falcon
hahahaha
true rain
honestly just do the same thing to him. we know he aint gonna stop
he did it once is it that seriou
thorny falcon
Yes I am actually way more important and better than you
im scareds mod
sorry daddy
jolly gorge
Yes I am actually way more important and better than you
Well said
buoyant ravine
he did it once is it that seriou
well clueless put dante in timeout so that means people should stop quoting
shell bronze
i will go on my knewws
omg really?
true rain
well clueless put dante in timeout so that means people should stop quoting
for spamming it
shell bronze
i am so honored
jolly gorge
i am so honored
You shouldn't be with his sort of discord bio
soft osprey
sorry mods
It’s so sad than manpee lost his rights to speak in discord 😔
buoyant ravine
for spamming it
yeh but that is also his way of saying stop quoting or take it to general-catfish
true rain
whatever u say
shell bronze
you should've gotten on your hands too 🥱
true rain
jolly gorge
BATTALION! Prepare to wheel to commence half-swording
soft osprey
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/548928615551860776/1310565565152362526/at...
Lmfao god damnit
Thats
Very funny
true rain
u can have it
jolly gorge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/548928615551860776/1310565565152362526/at...
This wouldve been perfect timing if you sent it after my message
true rain
for the price of 2 candlesticks
shell bronze
yeh but that is also his way of saying stop quoting or take it to general-catfis...
me when context clues and etiquette fall upon deaf ears (people like to play dumb for whatever reason)
true rain
context clues
shell bronze
context clueless
soft osprey
me when context clues and etiquette fall upon deaf ears (people like to play dum...
I don’t get it
buoyant ravine
hey clueless i have a challenge for you in half sword
shell bronze
that challenge being
hearty sparrow
when will multiplayer be in
shell bronze
split screen early access
true rain
when will multiplayer be in
very unlikely or never
splitscreen tho
but who doing that 🤣
hearty sparrow
not me
shell bronze
I don’t get it
me neither
buoyant ravine
tame thicket
but who doing that 🤣
you will be able to do steam remote play at least
true rain
shell bronze
the legacy in question:
elder wing
i wonder if theres gonna be a "inside the castle" map
hearty sparrow
very unlikely or never
shell bronze
i wonder if theres gonna be a "inside the castle" map
check announcements
true rain
i wonder if theres gonna be a "inside the castle" map
there is
elder wing
mk
hearty sparrow
i lost aura
elder wing
thx
hearty sparrow
NOOOO
buoyant ravine
that challenge being
kill 3 armored soldiers with a shiv/aka the small knife and parry atleast 4 attacks with the shiv (go in first person for extra credit)
small glen
i lost aura
true rain
guys i got a new pc and then i lost all my halfsword screenshots is it gg
hearty sparrow
guys i got a new pc and then i lost all my halfsword screenshots is it gg
no
small glen
kill 3 armored soldiers with a shiv/aka the small knife and parry atleast 4 atta...
he has already done that
true rain
they were my pride and joy
small glen
I love not having to do anything!
shell bronze
kill 3 armored soldiers with a shiv/aka the small knife and parry atleast 4 atta...
oh so bs challenges that i will not do because they're just unironically torture
true rain
true rain
I love not having to do anything!
why your clips yellow tinted
soft osprey
i lost aura
Itachi pfp definitely lost aura. Most glazed character in tv history
tame thicket
guys i got a new pc and then i lost all my halfsword screenshots is it gg
you still have access to your old PC?
hearty sparrow
just sign into your microsoft
small glen
why your clips yellow tinted
Reshade
true rain
you still have access to your old PC?
i do
small glen
Itachi pfp definitely lost aura. Most glazed character in tv history
a smart person
hearty sparrow
Itachi pfp definitely lost aura. Most glazed character in tv history
i need goated pfps if you have any give me them
buoyant ravine
oh so bs challenges that i will not do because they're just unironically torture
ok ill easen it up. 3 commoners with a longsword or a basic sword and you have a chefs knife and parry atleast 2 attacks
brittle bridge
true rain
i need goated pfps if you have any give me them
helldiver
soft osprey
i need goated pfps if you have any give me them
elder wing
will the game cost money?
shell bronze
ok ill easen it up. 3 commoners with a longsword or a basic sword and you have a...
so just peasant vs 3 commoners
elder wing
i hope 15 atleast
buoyant ravine
so just peasant vs 3 commoners
i mean considering your a fucking god at this game i figure this would challenge you
shell bronze
true rain
holy glaze
elder wing
😔 🙏
true rain
but damn he aint wrong
mortal bough
i finally got good at halfsword ❤️🩹 🥹 (i killed the beggar, peasant and comonner boss)
buoyant ravine
i hope 15 atleast
soft osprey
when you say this do you suspect it aught to be above or below
Above ofc.
true rain
tgahts what i thought
true rain
soft osprey
The amount of work going into it, $15 would be criminally unfair to the devs
shell bronze
i mean considering your a fucking god at this game i figure this would challenge...
having to actually block a few attacks makes it pretty challenging
shell bronze
but i'll give it a go when i get home
elder wing
The amount of work going into it, $15 would be criminally unfair to the devs
makes sense
true rain
idgas price im buying the game
mental kelp
having to actually block a few attacks makes it pretty challenging
Just say ur ass 😭
true rain
instant positive review with 5 mins of playtime
buoyant ravine
having to actually block a few attacks makes it pretty challenging
i mean its possible. your parrying skills are legendary
soft osprey
The general community estimate is around 20-30
elder wing
prolly around maybe 25 - 40 buckos
tame thicket
The amount of work going into it, $15 would be criminally unfair to the devs
very true
true rain
The general community estimate is around 20-30
will file size be the same as demo
buoyant ravine
will file size be the same as demo
puhhh no
soft osprey
will file size be the same as demo
Now how would I know that young man
true rain
wimmy let me send images
how am i gonna do that
soft osprey
I can imagine it’ll be much larger
shell bronze
true rain
Now how would I know that young man
true
tame thicket
I'd gladly pay full price (60 bucks) for it, but of course, the cheaper the better
hearty sparrow
idk
true rain
my bad
hearty sparrow
i saw a red user and i thought you were mod
soft osprey
my bad
It’s not okay. I don’t forgive you. I won’t forget it. I’ll never recover. This is the end of your discord career
buoyant ravine
I'd gladly pay full price (60 bucks) for it, but of course, the cheaper the bett...
this game is indie it aint going for 60 buck-o-roonie-deenies
shell bronze
100 dollars for half sword and everyone who can't afford it will be discriminated against
elder wing
i think it would be fair for the devs to be 35 bucks
azure sierra
I'm trying to play brave stand and this willie just tried to fucking air karate kick me??
soft osprey
Jolly you fuckin clown
small glen
Jolly you fuckin clown
what
soft osprey
Now you done it
soft osprey
Tf you mean what
azure sierra
What a mediocre remake of an SS uniform
elder wing
🍻
buoyant ravine
damn it jolly you fool
mental kelp
buoyant ravine
fucking fool
hearty sparrow
wimmy look what i sent youy\
buoyant ravine
ww2 is not a joke jolly
true rain
i saw a red user and i thought you were mod
mods are yellow, voice actors and half sword devs are purple/ a diffrent shade of red (im not fancy)
hearty sparrow
look wimmy
shell bronze
it's so sad that jolly died of ligma
true rain
it's so sad that jolly died of ligma
whats ligma ( im falling for the bait)
buoyant ravine
it's so sad that jolly died of ligma
elder wing
this is whats getting me mad, i downloaded the enhancer mod, 2 days later it crashes my pc 💔
soft osprey
i saw a red user and i thought you were mod
Red names are absolute peasants
azure sierra
Is that porn?
elder wing
that is goondivers 👍
true rain
Is that porn?
does it look like porn to you twin
elder wing
Is that porn?
👁️
true rain
@hearty sparrow explain yourself
azure sierra
does it look like porn to you twin
Do you know the artist?
true rain
Do you know the artist?
no
shell bronze
Is that porn?
pretty damn close to it
shell bronze
keep your dm business in dms.
true rain
ok
azure sierra
Rather not see that shit on my screen
humble iris
elder wing
true rain
neither would i but whaddaya know
buoyant ravine
guys i will heal your eyes with this wonderful image. btw this is what eveyr rap album looked in the 90s for some reason
elder wing
azure sierra
cranberry sauce
azure sierra
Impressive, let's see Paul Allen the Third's armor piece
shell bronze
cranberry sauce
stuffing
soft osprey
I HATE cranberry sauce
white trail
wobba
true rain
why'd u kill the chat
azure sierra
European Psycho
true rain
what
soft osprey
is cranberry sauce blood canon
No it’s a food not a cannon
shell bronze
is cranberry sauce blood canon
strawberry syrup
azure sierra
what
I was thinking of a medieval american psycho
You know the film with Christian Bale?
true rain
No it’s a food not a cannon
true rain
You know the film with Christian Bale?
yeah
vestal hare
azure sierra
yeah
What if instead of 80's american yuppies, they were snobby medieval european knights
shell bronze
man i love the taste of liqui-moly leichlauf (long life) (ll-01 certified) 5w40 full synthetic motor oil
azure sierra
and the card scene is replaced by them comparing eachother's armor quality
true rain
well then the movie would be shorter because they fight back
deep shale
id kill
mental kelp
What delay does to a half sword chat
white trail
why'd u kill the chat
wobba
azure sierra
Impressive. Let's see Johans Langenswert's half sword
azure sierra
the anime looking pfp kills the mood
white trail
wobba
shell bronze
the anime looking pfp kills the mood
it's actually the flood of pink roles (like yours!)
true rain
i love being red
soft osprey
azure sierra
it's actually the flood of pink roles (like yours!)
I take such great offense to this message that i will now be destroying Texas
shell bronze
I take such great offense to this message that i will now be destroying Texas
please you'd be doing us a favor
slow badge
it's actually the flood of pink roles (like yours!)
Woah Noah doh buddy
true rain
please OG role its my 5th year of beign here
shell bronze
get rid of cali and nyc too
azure sierra
get rid of cali and nyc too
They call me Death, the destroyer of us states
shell bronze
move them one further east
azure sierra
my family live in Texas!
I'm coming for them specifically
signal wedge
my family live in Texas!
All the more reason
azure sierra
I'm gonna make you watch, sissy
soft osprey
please OG role its my 5th year of beign here
OG role is only for ex moderators
true rain
OG role is only for ex moderators
im an ex moderator!!!
soft osprey
All the more reason
Wipe out the bloodline 😔
slow badge
please OG role its my 5th year of beign here
No it's not you have been here since February
shell bronze
Woah Noah doh buddy
inferior being. only by going red will you be spared from a majority of my judgement
azure sierra
I'm going to give @soft osprey 's family the north korea treatment and evaporate 3 generations of his bloodline
mental kelp
let me get mod and remove me from it
soft osprey
im an ex moderator!!!
Moderator more like fodderator
true rain
No it's not you have been here since February
propaganda from the enemy combatants
mental kelp
I think it would look tuff with og role
true rain
Moderator more like fodderator
i am NOT cannon fodder 😡
soft osprey
Get it because youre nothing but fodder
azure sierra
this guy is hilarious
true rain
stop or im telling mcwonderbeast
soft osprey
He’s literally on my payroll
true rain
my dad can beat up your dad
slow badge
my dad can beat up your dad
My dad owns halfsword so suck it
soft osprey
Me and mcwonder are actual blood related brothers i bet yall didnt know that
Same as me and jolly mod
Triplets
true rain
Me and mcwonder are actual blood related brothers i bet yall didnt know that
i AM mcwonderbeast....
secret all along..
thats why he's not online
because im online
because im him
shell bronze
i am an artificial intelligence program created by half sword games. mcwonder sent me here to collect data.
true rain
gng was sent by skynet
slow badge
gng was sent by skynet
Why is he telling the truth
true rain
gave it all of 0 minutes for anyone to get it LMAO
trust it felt longer in the moment
shell bronze
true rain
fierce umbra
whole marsh
how long you like the tail of your sallet
raven solar
fierce umbra
soft osprey
This is so beautiful
slow sparrow
This is so beautiful
Honestly it should be this servers profile
slow sparrow
They're all old farts
late phoenix
Now that makes sense!
signal wedge
I might ban you for this
modern vector
signal wedge
They're all old farts
HI NIC
slow sparrow
Lol,but dont ban me pls
fierce umbra
wy would u get banned for that
true rain
i am back online
late phoenix
i am back online
Hi back online I'm saint nic
signal wedge
wy would u get banned for that
Halfcord users trying to understand if something a joke challenge fucking impossible
mental kelp
Ban from halfcord is no joke 😔
fierce umbra
Halfcord users trying to understand if something a joke challenge fucking imposs...
he did NOT say that like a joke
signal wedge
he did NOT say that like a joke
buddy, nobody is getting banned for a meme 😭
soft osprey
buddy, nobody is getting banned for a meme 😭
Well actually
fierce umbra
buddy, nobody is getting banned for a meme 😭
im used to people saying pls dont ban me over a joke seriously
especially in servers like these
soft osprey
It depends on the meme
signal wedge
im used to people saying pls dont ban me over a joke seriously
bro what servers are you in like that
it depends entirely on the meme lol, if someone posts some really egregious shit
soft osprey
it depends entirely on the meme lol, if someone posts some really egregious shit
You know how hard it is to not turn this into a joke against you. Youre very lucky im not a jerk 😡
jolly gorge
Halfcord users trying to understand if something a joke challenge fucking imposs...
LMFAOOOOOOO
signal wedge
You know how hard it is to not turn this into a joke against you. Youre very luc...
yeah, sure...
fierce umbra
You know how hard it is to not turn this into a joke against you. Youre very luc...
👀
mortal auroraBOT
whole marsh
holy shit
dark hazel
repent
dark hazel
aw hell naw
vital perch
hello chat
dark hazel
hi
vital perch
whole marsh
full sword
whole marsh
zero sword
dark hazel
no sword
whole marsh
i wont fight
dark hazel
quarter sword
whole marsh
im consteous objector
dark hazel
this is what real skill looks like
smoky creek
this is what real skill looks like
thats acc crazy impressive bro
i just swing blindly
dark hazel
thats acc crazy impressive bro
no diff
smoky creek
somehow it works
smoky creek
idk im at veteran rn
smoky creek
yea
viral phoenix
the purpose is to hit them until they make a funny willie noise
the more you want to hear them go AUUUGHH the more you win
dark hazel
home run
smoky creek
or big stick with nails
smoky creek
or big stick with nails
genuinely just shreds
hasty bloom
dual wielding is sm fun
dark hazel
shield
white trail
wobba
viral phoenix
genuinely just shreds
once you get voulge that carries
hasty bloom
gnarly hand chop
viral phoenix
for some reason it does a ton of blunt damage on top of removing limbs and it's long as hell
dark hazel
don't forget the pointy side of the poleaxe
fickle parrot
damn that was nasty
dark hazel
i love murdering people
vital perch
river sparrow
the mouse moves too goddamn fast for willie
doing the exact same move that I would use on low sense to strike the neck
it doesnt even move the sword
small glen
steel monolith
Does anyone know how much the game is gonna be when it’s released?
river sparrow
probably 20
small glen
Does anyone know how much the game is gonna be when it’s released?
expensive
river sparrow
broke
soft osprey
Does anyone know how much the game is gonna be when it’s released?
No official price set, and won’t be until release
small glen
its 50
soft osprey
https://tenor.com/view/mb-mb-gang-oopsies-logan-paul-logan-paul-apology-gif-3145...
The Logan apology makes this quite funny and fitting
small glen
The Logan apology makes this quite funny and fitting
yeah
If my insta feed is one more fucking chevy, ima scream
steel monolith
I mean I’m excited for this game, but I ain’t paying more than like 40$
river sparrow
i dont think they would actually do that
small glen
I mean I’m excited for this game, but I ain’t paying more than like 40$
its 70
small glen
Moai, verify this
small glen
nuh uh
small glen
this guys a hater
professional
slow sparrow
Mods cut of his feet and place him in a pickle jar
river sparrow
be careful. you DONT wanna get on my bad side...