to what
#halfsword-chat-⚔
wide nimbus
soft osprey
They just aura farm. If they die it’s because of themselves with their own weapons, or a game bug
sleek gull
I either go on 20-30 kill streaks, or die match after match. Depends on what i'm trying to do.
soft osprey
Once you get the hang of halfsword it’s drastically easy
jolly gorge
Not exactly. However, I champion that sort of wild, informal combat. It's my interest stemming from when 17th century English Civil War pikemen weren't taught how to use their blunt tucks. They still made an impact against the gentlemen swordsmen they encountered.
Source: I fought in that war
mint wadi
If you wanted to just about never die in this game, you could.
jolly gorge
not reading allat
Read this: yo mama
tulip sentinel
Thanks god they are so I can carry my Willie word to the world
mint wadi
It's not hard to win if you just want to win.
It's hard to win with style.
vital perch
like maces
get lost
wide nimbus
Once you get the hang of halfsword it’s drastically easy
just grab a longsword and ur mostly good
it does take some practice to get in between armor plates in high tiers tho
mint wadi
The goal is to win with style.
shell bronze
half sword easy af once you learn how dumb the ai is
mint wadi
half sword easy af once you learn how dumb the ai is
even if you're not good at parrying or whatever, you can just abuse distance and dodging.
vital perch
half sword easy af once you learn how dumb the ai is
like i said the Ai will take any opportunity it can get to hit you
even if it means death
wide nimbus
half sword easy af once you learn how dumb the ai is
i hope in the EA the ai is better the higher armor tier the enemy is
shell bronze
once ai learns defense all the larping and toying around will give way to true excellence
soft osprey
like i said the Ai will take any opportunity it can get to hit you
Actually I said that not you
vital perch
even if you're not good at parrying or whatever, you can just abuse distance and...
yes
shell bronze
then i can actually use real kata/kendo tech against the ai
hallow schooner
even if you're not good at parrying or whatever, you can just abuse distance and...
this is all of what i do honestly
signal wedge
How dare you
vital perch
this is all of what i do honestly
imagine if the AI coyld dodge too
vital perch
How dare you
ban him
humble iris
How dare you
noob...
soft osprey
I agree ban jolly mod
humble iris
you have... NO jollyness
signal wedge
And you're not green
hallow schooner
man this game is brutal sometimes
wide nimbus
How dare you
i bet ur not as jolly as Jolly John
humble iris
Ye im green
hallow schooner
just split some poor willie's head in two
with an overhead strike
jus tlike king arthur once did
vital perch
just split some poor willie's head in two
get used to it
signal wedge
Ye im green
poop green
vital perch
poop green
vomit green 🤮
humble iris
poop green
WHAT
humble iris
your getting thrown in the neon green acid pool
mint wadi
If you have the longer sword you can also just trade slightly. He grazed me, I killed him.
hallow schooner
get used to it
i've actually been trying to pull that off for a while
humble iris
its EXTRA green for you especially
hallow schooner
usually my sword would graze their forehead and they'd die
or would get stuck in their shoulder which would also kill them
vital perch
signal wedge
its EXTRA green for you especially
the green you wish you were
mint wadi
Also stabbing is INCREDIBLE in this.
humble iris
the green you wish you were
i do wish
signal wedge
now that I think about it you're more of a yellow than a green
humble iris
do you think if i go in it ill come out like it
mint wadi
Oh thank god you're not giving him mod role
humble iris
vital perch
that's your new name
change his display name
mint wadi
I thought he was gonna become yellow name
humble iris
~~change his display name~~
dont do that
signal wedge
I thought he was gonna become yellow name
Absolutely not
humble iris
this name is my haven
signal wedge
Green goober is a war criminal
vital perch
I thought he was gonna become yellow name
if only it was that easy 😔
humble iris
Thats right
shell bronze
vital perch
Thats right
that's not something to be proud of i'm prety sure
mint wadi
You don't get paid. You don't get extra stuff.
The closest thing to getting paid you get is access to moderator chat.
signal wedge
You don't get paid. You don't get extra stuff.
but we can do this
humble iris
that's not something to be proud of i'm prety sure
Trust me i knwow
fart sniffer 9000
vital perch
Trust me i knwow
the thing is i don't.
mint wadi
shell bronze
being a mod here is like being chained to the wall and forced to babysit either actual children or grown ass men who act like children
humble iris
i was wrong
vital perch
being a mod here is like being chained to the wall and forced to babysit either ...
it's funny tho
mint wadi
I don't know why you do it besides the probably funny moderator chat.
shell bronze
the big public server experience
humble iris
being a mod is just a social experiment disguised
mint wadi
Frankly I get to shoot the shit with Moai enough as-is.
shell bronze
and when you have beef with someone you cannot throw hands with them because of the higher standards expected of you
all in all miserable experience 0/10
mint wadi
You absolutely can throw hands with them.
shell bronze
not to mention the staff team all hate each other and would kill each other if given the chance
mint wadi
I just got changed to Fart Sniffer.
vital perch
not to mention the staff team all hate each other and would kill each other if g...
what's stopping you then
shell bronze
what's stopping you then
i only have beef with easter because we are similar in our abusive ways and it is a conflict of interest
vital perch
I don't believe it.
clueless despises everyone but not particularly hate
shell bronze
@soft osprey would you kill me for a walmart ice cream sandwich
rapid pond
<@822279999796543538> would you kill me for a walmart ice cream sandwich
I would
vital perch
<@822279999796543538> would you kill me for a walmart ice cream sandwich
he'd even do it for free probably
rapid pond
Ice cream sandwitch is based
rare hearth
i would kill moai for 5 bucks
mint wadi
Clueless despises me because I give him nothing but back handed compliments about being too good at the game.
rare hearth
Clueless despises me because I give him nothing but back handed compliments abou...
instead of complimenting him compliment the sword
vital perch
instead of complimenting him compliment the sword
or even better , compliment me instead
rare hearth
instead of "nice edge alignment" say "damn bro that sword slices good"
humble iris
humble iris
You all suck.
thats not very nice
rare hearth
~~or even better , compliment me instead~~
humble iris
😢
mint wadi
thats not very nice
you're green
signal wedge
being a mod here is like being chained to the wall and forced to babysit either ...
It's mostly actual children let's be honest
mint wadi
I'm Paladin.
humble iris
No your Paladin_Jedd
barren moth
oh boy man at arms, im going great today
signal wedge
It's a mix of people who really like hema and children who saw this game on a caseoh stream
rare hearth
being a mod here is like being chained to the wall and forced to babysit either ...
what about meeeeeeeeeeee
im not a child
well
maybe
not
mint wadi
It's a mix of people who really like hema and children who saw this game on a ca...
haha this made me laugh irl. It's very true.
sleek gull
Missed the 3rd deflection = /
rare hearth
It's a mix of people who really like hema and children who saw this game on a ca...
im neither
humble iris
It's a mix of people who really like hema and children who saw this game on a ca...
can i have my own category
vital perch
can i have my own category
you belong in both
signal wedge
haha this made me laugh irl. It's very true.
Halfsword is going to divide the player base like a bf4 dlc because most kids like the game because funny physics with gore that's free
rare hearth
actually i didnt know hema was a thing til i knew about this game and got intrested in medieval swordplay and stuff
barren moth
i found this through my brother, i found it pretty awesome
vital perch
mint wadi
Halfsword is going to divide the player base like a bf4 dlc because most kids li...
Yeah honestly I'm looking forward to release partially because it won't be free anymore and we'll get more people in here that like the game specifically who have enough money to pay for the game.
I am NOT looking forward to the begging.
As the 10th most wishlisted game on steam, there's going to be SO many people begging.
signal wedge
I am NOT looking forward to the begging.
Oh god... might have to talk to mcwonder about that
mint wadi
I'm sure they already know.
humble iris
throw
rare hearth
I am NOT looking forward to the begging.
please sir can you spare a poor fella 25 buckeroos i am broke my mum is kinda homeless
minor tangle
"A crumb of Half Sword, good sir."
humble iris
I am NOT looking forward to the begging.
Plz give me halfsword for free im Brok 😢 😢
mint wadi
It's mostly going to be soft begging, probably.
slow sparrow
This wasnt even fair,i was fainted on the start
mint wadi
It's a lot less shameless to say something along the lines of "man I wish I had the money to buy the game" than to say "hey can somebody buy me the game pls"
humble iris
bro got that diamond sword from minecrafft
yeah its diamond
mint wadi
Both are begging.
vital perch
Oh god... might have to talk to mcwonder about that
waiter! waiter! more attention hungry kids please!
rare hearth
This wasnt even fair,i was fainted on the start
iron deficiency
slow sparrow
iron deficiency
Well i dont eat iron so
mint wadi
It's just how it goes for a game that a lot of children are into.
Edgy bloody gore = kids like it cause those are "adult" things.
humble iris
no way this is getting put here too 😭
rare hearth
Well i dont eat iron so
you should start eating them bolts and screws they make for a good snack
vital perch
It's just how it goes for a game that a lot of children are into.
imagine the complaints of "game too scawy"
rare hearth
no way this is getting put here too 😭
LMFAOO
shell bronze
Yeah honestly I'm looking forward to release partially because it won't be free ...
on god
shell bronze
i've said it countless times before
signal wedge
bad veroo
mint wadi
I want as many people to get the game as possible, but when it becomes paid, less children can pay for a game than adults can.
shell bronze
rid this server of children and vultures and quality will skyrocket
vital perch
rid this server of children and vultures and quality will skyrocket
define vultures
soft osprey
Don’t make people feel unwelcome here 😡
humble iris
rid this server of children and vultures and quality will skyrocket
aka 28,000 of the 30,000 people here
rare hearth
rid this server of children and vultures and quality will skyrocket
murder all of the children except me and sam
mint wadi
OKAY DAMN
signal wedge
define vultures
People asking for others to buy the game for them
soft osprey
aka 28,000 of the 30,000 people here
Check the numbers again
rare hearth
Don’t make people feel unwelcome here 😡
vital perch
Don’t make people feel unwelcome here 😡
the server needs to be family friendly 🥰
vital perch
People asking for others to buy the game for them
ty
wispy jayBOT
shell bronze
Don’t make people feel unwelcome here 😡
you are implying that people get to feel unwelcome?
mint wadi
rare hearth
dayum
vital perch
you are implying that people get to feel unwelcome?
isn't it true tho
humble iris
Ok thats a tad bit more than 30,000
shell bronze
either you feel welcome or you get struck down by me
rare hearth
i remember taking a screenshot of it being 90k like it was yesterday
shell bronze
there is no room for weakness or doubt
signal wedge
you are implying that people get to feel unwelcome?
Is easter also implying he's not the forward force in making people feel unwelcome?
rare hearth
Is easter also implying he's not the forward force in making people feel unwelco...
well he's lying
vital perch
rare hearth
i can confirm he is the ulitmate forward force that makes everyone unwelcome
shell bronze
define vultures
people that need to be gatekept from fanbases for all they do is jump on the bandwagon and ruin the scene, then leave
rare hearth
shit true
vital perch
👍
rare hearth
ok maybe i AM the ultimate forward force that makes everyone unwelcome
sleek gull
Poke. Then Poke + Giant Overhead.
mint wadi
I am hereby formally unformally unwelcoming children to the server.
slow sparrow
Poke. Then Poke + Giant Overhead.
Beutiful
mental kelp
Not
rare hearth
bro been learning historical fencing since 8
signal wedge
basically Sam
rare hearth
basically Sam
TRUE
soft osprey
Is easter also implying he's not the forward force in making people feel unwelco...
Yes
mint wadi
soft osprey
I never have said groups of people don’t belong here 
slow sparrow
Willie winning a fight then getting sent into heaven
signal wedge
I never have said groups of people don’t belong here <:willipa:11920714471458735...
you did state that foreigners should not have voices tho
soft osprey
you did state that foreigners should not have voices tho
Pics or didn’t happen
mint wadi
I never have said groups of people don’t belong here <:willipa:11920714471458735...
Stop trying to ungatekeep us gatekeeping halfsword
soft osprey
(Dont send pics please)
signal wedge
Pics or didn’t happen
Ok
humble iris
sleek gull
I never have said groups of people don’t belong here <:willipa:11920714471458735...
Cept them dudes with yellow names...its like their job is to spoil the fun or something...
signal wedge
(Dont send pics please)
lol
mint wadi
How would you find pics of foreigners not having voices?
signal wedge
You're just a glep ripoff btw
shell bronze
I wasn’t a mod then anyway so it’s okay 😎
people don't change. they simply hide who they truly are
humble iris
You're just a glep ripoff btw
This is true
shell bronze
i know what you are
mint wadi
Is this like...do we have to find an example of a regime that only allows native people to have voices?
And how do you define voices? Social? Political? Literal?
analog zenith
shhhhhhhhh
rare hearth
I never have said groups of people don’t belong here <:willipa:11920714471458735...
do you think people of wings like birds and bees should be allowed to play halfsword and furthermore join this server?
soft osprey
people don't change. they simply hide who they truly are
I don’t hide nothin! Im a brutal dictator but everyone’s welcome. The more to reign over the better
Don’t try to take my power from me
mint wadi
I'm trying to commit to the assignment.
slow sparrow
You're just a glep ripoff btw
What smiling friends are even about
soft osprey
Fake
rare hearth
I SAW THAT
shell bronze
REMOVING EVIDENCE
soft osprey
No you didn’t
shell bronze
REMOVING EVICENCE
mental kelp
Evil moai of Easter
rare hearth
No you didn’t
YES I DID
slow sparrow
Watched regular show,master piece
soft osprey
REMOVING EVICENCE
Evicence 😎
shell bronze
COUNTERING MOD ABUSE WITH MORE MOD ABUSE.
slow sparrow
soft osprey
Mod actions are not allowed to be discussed here and now everyone has it
barren moth
painful
mint wadi
I definitely did not save it.
rare hearth
Mod actions are not allowed to be discussed here and now everyone has it
lmfao
ashen whale
Wat the hell
humble iris
Wat the hell
someone's first impression of the server 🙏
barren moth
what is this chat even about anymore
ashen whale
someone's first impression of the server 🙏
Real
rare hearth
Y’all are gonna get in trouble from mcwonder not me
nothing happend
must've been the wind
mental kelp
Don’t gen cat my half sword
shell bronze
now. back to half sword and why we should make it cost 100 dollars
rare hearth
keep them pesky children away
shell bronze
because i dislike poor people and those who are less fortunate than me
shell bronze
now that would gatekeep the server.
the true gatekeeping happens when we segregate and start treating non game owners like second class citizens
mint wadi
I would still buy it lol
mint wadi
Clueless is like...I'm glad you're not some foreign immigration executive or some shit.
The worlds longest test to get into the country.
80 pages long with the last 20 being multiple long form essays.
ashen whale
because i dislike poor people and those who are less fortunate than me
Based
mint wadi
I say we welcome everyone but judge them by how they act.
signal wedge
because i dislike poor people and those who are less fortunate than me
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
ashen whale
Imagine being poor like just get a job
slow sparrow
mint wadi
HAHA THE FUCKING PROFILE PICTURE
slow sparrow
Yes
ashen whale
KFC
mint wadi
A chicken nugget?
mint wadi
always have been
based on what
shell bronze
based on these nuts
mint wadi
based on these nuts
MODS SEND HIM TO BRAIN ROT JAIL
mental kelp
Bypassing automod
slow sparrow
rare hearth
based on what
shell bronze
mint wadi
what the fuck is that and why are you doing that to it in #halfsword-chat-⚔
slow anchor
MODS SEND HIM TO BRAIN ROT JAIL
rare hearth
what
shell bronze
is it really bypassing brainrot or is it the brainrot filter enforcing proper grammar
slow sparrow
what the fuck is that and why are you doing that to it in <#1043854764095582260>
His name is Roger,a bird that i found in a mental asylum
shell bronze
slow anchor
mint wadi
Why are you all like this.
rare hearth
Why are you all like this.
shell bronze
off topic... in MY half sword chat?
slow sparrow
Why are you all like this.
mint wadi
Everyone here is insufferable.
minor tangle
Thanks
slow sparrow
Who smokes chaines
slow sparrow
Bro dont type to me when youre hard
rare hearth
Everyone here is insufferable.
rare hearth
Bro dont type to me when youre hard
?
mint wadi
I am going to start advocating for the casual usage of nuclear weapons.
slow sparrow
ops wrong reply
rare hearth
they are answering their call of duty
slow sparrow
Dont say that its inaaparapotriet
shell bronze
riding round in a drop top wit a stolen glock
searching 4 my oppssssss
mint wadi
slow sparrow
riding round in a drop top wit a stolen glock
searching 4 my oppssssss
Theres four of them?
rare hearth
Theres four of them?
more like 4 dozen
sand badge
how do i make ,y own halfsword mods
rare hearth
they are all children
signal wedge
how do i make ,y own halfsword mods
slow sparrow
how do i make ,y own halfsword mods
Mąkę ą mod
soft osprey
Booty duty
signal wedge
average xartosh behavior
soft osprey
like that one eminem line
Ew no it’s Prof
slow sparrow
Ew no it’s Prof
Is prof good
rare hearth
Ew no it’s Prof
who
soft osprey
like that one eminem line
Now im gonna find the line
soft osprey
Is prof good
Peak af
soft osprey
who
Tooti fruiti, the booty doody is jury duty
Moody foodies, jacuzzis is filled with boujee booties
signal wedge
easter is patient 0 of Eminem fans
rare hearth
Tooti fruiti, the booty doody is jury duty
Moody foodies, jacuzzis is filled wit...
im baised so im going to say those bars suck ass
anyway goodnight
soft osprey
Heres a good one
signal wedge
my 2025 music recap was so funny because it was just one band
shell bronze
rappers who can sing
soft osprey
Mcwonder enjoys prof, meaning prof is good because mcwonder is so smart and cool and handsome and good
shell bronze
soft osprey
You always should
slow sparrow
Mcwonder enjoys prof, meaning prof is good because mcwonder is so smart and cool...
Profincjusz
signal wedge
https://tenor.com/view/straight-face-not-funny-didn%27t-laugh-not-funny-eminem-g...
how the German man behind the counter looks at me after I say "glutentag :3"
soft osprey
https://tenor.com/view/donkey-shrek-kissass-shrek-and-donkey-kiss-butt-gif-92838...
Woah woah you cant call the truth, mcwonder being the smartest most handsome most funny most cool most unique guy in earths history, kissing ass
slow sparrow
What are yalls favorite bands,albums
soft osprey
What are yalls favorite bands,albums
*NSYNC - home for Christmas
slow anchor
tf you mean no
slow sparrow
Jiggle physics in hs when?
signal wedge
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/No
thank you mop
signal wedge
*NSYNC - home for Christmas
inane
slow anchor
thank you mop
missed oportunity to use the IT tech guy meme
soft osprey
What are yalls favorite bands,albums
But really my favorite artist is either capital steez or Corbin(spooky black)
Corbin-ghost with skin
Capital steez-amerikkkan koruption, but he only released one album before he passed so not many options
signal wedge
insane sentence
jolly gorge
Tooti fruiti, the booty doody is jury duty
Moody foodies, jacuzzis is filled wit...
Tutti frutti, au rutti
AWAP BAdap BALAM BAM BOOM
soft osprey
AWAP BAdap BALAM BAM BOOM
I’d hire you to play at my future divorce hearing
jolly gorge
I’d hire you to play at my future divorce hearing
LMFAO
signal wedge
But really my favorite artist is either capital steez or Corbin(spooky black)
C...
I really like this band (legit my most listened to tracks all year)
round stone
Bro did NOT had to hit the Yamcha pose
jolly gorge
Lol
jolly gorge
I used to listen to him a lot as a kid
round stone
Richard Astley ¿
signal wedge
I used to listen to him a lot as a kid
so like 5 minutes ago
shell bronze
hasty bloom
banger
slow sparrow
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1437415062393589768...
That isn't do hard
So"
burnt quiver
Is halfsword releasing by the end of the month assuming no probelms arise?
jolly gorge
U know dis? https://youtu.be/rzh0TAon7Bc?si=AecrNdLP1ZhNR6hl
shell bronze
That isn't do hard
it really isn't
shell bronze
burnt quiver
yippie
shell bronze
ivory spruce
slow sparrow
I knew its gonna be deleted lol
soft osprey
Yeah because that’s not allowed to be posted 😡
slow sparrow
Gimme a minute
jolly gorge
Is anyone here very knowledgable about Mexican music
foggy badger
Release dateee?????
mortal auroraBOT
ivory spruce
Release dateee?????
sometime this month
jolly gorge
Release dateee?????
We dunno
soft osprey
Is anyone here very knowledgable about Mexican music
I know Mexican music was heavily influenced by German music in the 19th century
jolly gorge
I know Mexican music was heavily influenced by German music in the 19th century
Yeah cuz of me
foggy badger
sometime this month
Hell yea
soft osprey
I was the German immigrant musician who influenced that
Thanks for bringing over accordions
jolly gorge
Thanks for bringing over accordions
Np
foggy badger
Im not gonna move my ass out of my setup for a werk when the game release
soft osprey
Im not gonna move my ass out of my setup for a werk when the game release
You should just quit your job ahead of time to prepare
foggy badger
I dont have a job
soft osprey
I dont have a job
Get a fuckin job you bum, so you can quit it
foggy badger
Christmas holiday gonna be just playing half sword
Does anyone know how much its gonna cost
The game
ivory spruce
Does anyone know how much its gonna cost
between 30 and 20 dollars
foggy badger
Not bad
ivory spruce
indeed
soft osprey
Hey im glad you took the time to type this out for 5 minutes of effort so I could delete it and tell you to get into the snake pit
🖕
slow sparrow
maiden beacon
signal wedge
between 30 and 20 dollars
Lmao I think we could prolly revert this automod
soft osprey
I say arc
soft osprey
Lmao I think we could prolly revert this automod
That’s right, she with no name is gone now
ivory spruce
Lmao I think we could prolly revert this automod
is this good or bad
signal wedge
That’s right, she with no name is gone now
legit said the same thing in the chat lol
maiden beacon
That’s right, she with no name is gone now
I was gonna say a joke about metal gear but I gave up
signal wedge
is this good or bad
try to say 20-30
soft osprey
Does anyone know how much its gonna cost
But also no. No price is set yet, anyone giving you an estimate is just a community estimate and shouldn’t be taken with any amount of salt
Or something clever
ivory spruce
But also no. No price is set yet, anyone giving you an estimate is just a commun...
i thought they said that officially
soft osprey
It sounded better in my head
ivory spruce
ok gimme like 10 minutes
ivory spruce
ok
soft osprey
Ok im gonna ignore you after 5 minutes
ivory spruce
Ok im gonna ignore you after 5 minutes
didnt you like kinda esitmate this yourself
soft osprey
didnt you like kinda esitmate this yourself
What’s the key word in your message
Let me know
ivory spruce
20 dollars
ivory spruce
true actually
soft osprey
soft osprey
Precisely
ivory spruce
didnt you like kinda esitmate this yourself
also i didnt mean to accuse you of anything it was my bad i simply should have looked at the the date my apologys
mortal yoke
Is this game still coming out this year?
maiden beacon
Is this game still coming out this year?
ivory spruce
Is this game still coming out this year?
yes that is for certain
unless of course they have to delay it for whatever reason
final oracle
Alright
soft osprey
also i didnt mean to accuse you of anything it was my bad i simply should have l...
I will never forgive you or forget you said this
This will be the end of your discord career
Write out your will kiddo
slow sparrow
Will he be moai of new year after christmas?
soft osprey
Will he be moai of new year after christmas?
I don’t have a pfp for it, im not creative i need others to make my pfp’s
ivory spruce
i wonder if after every year he sheds his skin and turns into a smaller moai like a russian nesting doll
slow sparrow
I don’t have a pfp for it, im not creative i need others to make my pfp’s
My way on it
soft osprey
My way on it
Make sure it’s a Moai
slow sparrow
Yes
sleek gull
slow sparrow
Use this one or a better one if you find or make it
Thanks,i was looking for it
sleek gull
soft drift
halfsword ai is surgically precise with spears and pitchforks istg
barren moth
with a slight tap on, for example the w key, it'll boost me foward?
soft drift
whar
sleek gull
Hollywood cinema
soft drift
with a slight tap on, for example the w key, it'll boost me foward?
no that'll just make you move forward
not really a boost
just sprinting
barren moth
oh
slow sparrow
My way on it
Nvm its shit
barren moth
so it only works with A, S and D while pressing shift?
slow sparrow
Nvm its shit
soft drift
so it only works with A, S and D while pressing shift?
it works in all directions but its best with a s and d
slow anchor
so it only works with A, S and D while pressing shift?
You can "dash" in pretty much any direction
slow sparrow
@soft osprey
soft drift
beggar tier in first person is fantastic
barren moth
i personally despise first person but because it feels too weird for me
slow sparrow
When youre wearing a helmet its impossible
But when its a hat or something small i use it all the time
slow sparrow
I want one for Easter. I mean the holiday
Lol now i make pfps
slow anchor
Yes
slow sparrow
Can you send me a picture of the orginal one?
slow anchor
Can you send me a picture of the orginal one?
Right, forgot about that
I just got off my pc
I don't think I have it on my phone
I'll try to remember until tomorrow
No promises
slow sparrow
I'll try to remember until tomorrow
Nvm found it
slow anchor
Alr
soft drift
isnt that the baron's drawing on the tiers?
yes
you unlock baron after completing the ultimate challenge or whatever its called
gotta beat gauntlet mode
slow sparrow
Np
slow anchor
Thank you bud
Unc
soft drift
i wanna thank halfsword for giving me nothing but the pliers and stools for the grete foe at beggar tier
slow anchor
You should start using kiddo
soft osprey
You should start using kiddo
Kiddo
barren moth
i wanna thank halfsword for giving me nothing but the pliers and stools for the ...
dont forget about the knife in the middle bro
tho i find it fun to fight against him with the big candle... uh, i forgot its name
soft osprey
I'm only ever gonna call you unc now
That’s fine kiddo it works out then. Youre my nephew after all
barren moth
also hey, found the lottery in the abyss, a pitchfork
soft drift
tho i find it fun to fight against him with the big candle... uh, i forgot its n...
candlestick
barren moth
yeah that
soft drift
clue ass weapon
yeah okay whatever
i poke him in the fucking eyes and hes still alive
tame thicket
i wanna thank halfsword for giving me nothing but the pliers and stools for the ...
You can beat him with your bare fists so 🤷♂️
barren moth
You can beat him with your bare fists so 🤷♂️
quite difficult
barren moth
i poke him in the fucking eyes and hes still alive
imagine they added a chance of the eyes just poking out after striking a hit straight into the eyes
soft drift
You can beat him with your bare fists so 🤷♂️
he'll just kick you out of fist range and then bisect you
barren moth
dumb idea but funny
soft drift
or lightly tap you with the axe head and you lose an arm
thats usually what happens with the beggar grete foe
tame thicket
quite difficult
barren moth
or lightly tap you with the axe head and you lose an arm
thats if youre on the max violence setting
in the middle one it doesnt happen so often
slow sparrow
@slow anchor did it
soft drift
in the middle one it doesnt happen so often
still get sliced
slow sparrow
<@1103659293779181589> did it
barren moth
https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/10351799267337495393/0DCE1A77D1E4EBFF6CA68D...
hey, but he was trying to reach his weapon
tame thicket
hey, but he was trying to reach his weapon
Yeah i kicked it away 😛
barren moth
evil 😛
soft drift
i dont like how realistic the gurgling is
whenever i hear it i put whoever it is out of their misery so i dont gotta hear it
barren moth
i dont like how realistic the gurgling is
ikr?? doesnt feel right for me sometimes
slow anchor
Thanks man
slow sparrow
Yea np
slow anchor
Now I have one for every major holiday
slow sparrow
Also thank you for saying that its beutiful
barren moth
candlestick
barren moth
same
barren moth
candlestick
unlucky foe
tame thicket
i dont like how realistic the gurgling is
There were a few steam forum posts whining about that
slow sparrow
Bros smiling into the camera like he just got 20 dollars coupon
Turning your phone upside down makes it worse
barren moth
i hate when my opponent has the chair of instant knockouts
soft drift
There were a few steam forum posts whining about that
im not really complaining its just so like
barren moth
the stool*
soft drift
holy shit
tame thicket
im not really complaining its just so like
Ah yeah, I didn't mean to say you were whining, but I found the forum posts quite humorous
ashen sorrel
guys in fistplay does my left hand have more power than the right or am i just a little delusional
tame thicket
I'd say willie is right handed, being wrong handed sucks after all
barren moth
i entered the boss fight arena in the abyss without a weapon and i got obliterated
tame thicket
All jokes aside, I don't thing there's any greater strength on one side or the other
ashen sorrel
All jokes aside, I don't thing there's any greater strength on one side or the o...
alright thanks
barren moth
its really strong if you grab your opponent with your right hand and with the left one you start bashing their head with your clean fist
tender quest
tame thicket
I know I am
candid mist
There were a few steam forum posts whining about that
Ngl if people have a problem with that they probably shouldn't be playing a game about fighting people with weapons, tho they could probably make it so you can toggle screaming and stuff like that idk
tame thicket
Ngl if people have a problem with that they probably shouldn't be playing a game...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind it being a toggle
soft osprey
There were a few steam forum posts whining about that
Hey! Steam forums and reviews are usually, absolutely brain dead. Same as Reddit
wide nimbus
honestly, if your only goal is to WIN the gauntlet, it doesn't really get that difficult until around tier 6
since it takes some practice to get between the cracks of heavy armor
soft drift
honestly, if your only goal is to WIN the gauntlet, it doesn't really get that d...
it gets so much easier the farther you get wym
soft osprey
Going into a game known for its gore and complaining about said gore or noises is just peak gamer behavior
wide nimbus
it gets so much easier the farther you get wym
nah
tame thicket
Hey! Steam forums and reviews are usually, absolutely brain dead. Same as Reddit
YEah... the forums are full of "NERF COMMONER BOS PLEEZ" types...
soft drift
since it takes some practice to get between the cracks of heavy armor
blunt force damage:
feral dew
There’s this thing called half swording
wide nimbus
blunt force damage:
oh yeahh
feral dew
It’s in the name
soft osprey
Someone say full sword
tender quest
There’s this thing called half swording
so?
slow sparrow
YEah... the forums are full of "NERF COMMONER BOS PLEEZ" types...
Hes easy
feral dew
Commoner boss is entirely a skill issue
wide nimbus
YEah... the forums are full of "NERF COMMONER BOS PLEEZ" types...
lowkey
the commoner boss IS pretty difficult
if you're lowkey blind and can't see the items on the ground
feral dew
If you just use peasant then it’s easy easy
candid mist
its really strong if you grab your opponent with your right hand and with the le...
I always grab them with the left hand and kick their right leg until it breaks
tame thicket
But once you manage to consistently beat him using commoner weapons it feels pretty good
barren moth
I always grab them with the left hand and kick their right leg until it breaks
well thats a torturing method but if it works
slow sparrow
But once you manage to consistently beat him using commoner weapons it feels pre...
Ive killed hum with default weapons in 3 seconds
I have a clip
wide nimbus
lowkey
the commoner boss IS pretty difficult
if you're lowkey blind and can't se...
wait
nvm im lowkey stupid
i was thinking of the peasant boss
isnt the commoner boss the dude with the black gambeson and the greatsword
candid mist
well thats a torturing method but if it works
It's more fun and more chill, I just have to wait and keep pressing space
tame thicket
Ive killed hum with default weapons in 3 seconds
Yeah it usually goes fast, either I die or he dies in under 20 seconds mostly
wide nimbus
i hope in the EA the higher tier enemies will have stronger ai
somebody teach Willie how to defend
tender quest
since it takes some practice to get between the cracks of heavy armor
i wasnt going for kills, i was waiting for a moment to disarm him
wide nimbus
i wasnt going for kills, i was waiting for a moment to disarm him
i see
tame thicket
candid mist
I never get past man at arms I just don't know what to do against the full armor especially when they have that chain thing around their neck
wide nimbus
if you use greatsword in armored levels, you can just do hugging matches with both of you in halfsword mode
and wiggle your sword until the enemy dies
tender quest
mmmmm so fun
wide nimbus
i would too
im just saying you CAN if your only goal is to win
or just use a mace
chat which half sword reshader mod do yall think is the best
wide nimbus
mmmmm so fun
dayum
barren moth
the only thing i love from going to militia and higher is just
faster stamina regen.
hazy kindle
mmmmm so fun
Yo is his arm okay
tender quest
it'll grow back
slow anchor
Fungus lore reference
feral dew
There’s no way you’re “supposed” to play the game. Using previous tiers for point bonuses is a mechanic of the game.
slow sparrow
wide nimbus
chat which half sword reshader mod do yall think is the best
i never really had a problem with the lighting but while grabbing weapon packs i noticed a LOT of shader mods
slow sparrow
There is
feral dew
<:froggoblush:1276778133177237617>
You’re just hitting him with the blade over and over again without killing him
tender quest
You’re just hitting him with the blade over and over again without killing him
thats how i like to play
feral dew
thats how i like to play
That’s fair
tender quest
i've spent too long murdering poor wilhelm
soft osprey
thats how i like to play
But theres this thing called half swording
feral dew
i've spent too long murdering poor wilhelm
I still don’t understand how anyone can have that amount of hours in this game
tender quest
But theres this thing called half swording
half sawing behind the neck
whole marsh
I still don’t understand how anyone can have that amount of hours in this game
i got 110
its satisfying
killing willie
soft osprey
half sawing behind the neck
What! Thats brilliant. We’ll call the move the Militus Saw
slow sparrow
What! Thats brilliant. We’ll call the move the Militus Saw
Half saw
whole marsh
you can cut through helmets but i haven't figured out the inner workings of it
mental cargo
i've spent too long murdering poor wilhelm
tender quest
half sawd!
mental cargo
tame thicket
Holy lord.... I'm at 180 hours myself
mental cargo
https://tenor.com/view/kaperoo-vintage-story-gif-3384487781185669633
is that the ball crushing chair
tender quest
tame thicket
I that vintage story?
mental cargo
I that vintage story?
looks like it
soft osprey
I that vintage story?
Yes
tender quest
tis
soft osprey
You should, it’s peak for all those types of building survival games
wide nimbus
i've spent too long murdering poor wilhelm
i really need to step up my game
soft osprey
Minecraft ain’t shit. Survival craft ain’t shit. Vintage story is peak
slow sparrow
i really need to step up my game
That's nothing beside me
tender quest
Been meaning to buy it
before you do, get terrafirmagreg mod for minecraft and give it a try, that'll give you a rough idea of what to expect
tame thicket
I've watched an youtuber play it once, seems pretty daunting
soft osprey
I've watched an youtuber play it once, seems pretty daunting
Theres a lot to it. Just take things one step at a time or you’ll be overwhelmed
As a new player at least
tender quest
oops, move to #general-catfish-🐱🐟
tame thicket
yeah, let us discuss it no further 😛
slow sparrow
3 whole minutes
wide nimbus
is there a big gameplay difference between 30 fps and 60 fps
autumn basalt
guys i think steam is down
tame thicket
guys i think steam is down
Yeah, it's tuesday, it usually goes down for a few minutes
maintenance I think
tame thicket
is there a big gameplay difference between 30 fps and 60 fps
heh
autumn basalt
because i have a thor pfp and some nordic runes and i got worried that some dumbass thought i was an extremist
wide nimbus
bros hat is trynna censor his death
signal wedge
because i have a thor pfp and some nordic runes and i got worried that some dumb...
they unfortunately are very sketchy
candid mist
is there a big gameplay difference between 30 fps and 60 fps
I'd say yes
tender quest
because i have a thor pfp and some nordic runes and i got worried that some dumb...
thats an anglo saxon helmet isnt it?
wide nimbus
i just now switched from 30 to 60 and the game feels a lot smoother
tame thicket
i just now switched from 30 to 60 and the game feels a lot smoother
Holy shit, I wouldn't have guessed that outcome in a million years
wide nimbus
Holy shit, I wouldn't have guessed that outcome in a million years
aight bro u doin too much
wind charm
poleaxe parry
tame thicket
Me on the other hand am stuck at 30 tops, have only potato to play
I'm surprised it runs at all tbh
tender quest
soft osprey
i just now switched from 30 to 60 and the game feels a lot smoother
WHAT
languid coral
hit bro so hard my pc lagged
wind charm
I smell FEAR
mint wadi
wide nimbus
"If it works, it works" ahh stab
mint wadi
I smell FEAR
haha everyone laugh he failed to grab his polearm at the end.
mint wadi
I mean...you can do that right now.
buoyant ravine
wide nimbus
I smell FEAR
dayum
that failed midair polearm catch at the end made you lose all the aura you gained tho
it was a double or nothing catch
and you failed
buoyant ravine
this game is too goofy
mint wadi
that failed midair polearm catch at the end made you lose all the aura you gaine...
No THIS is losing aura.
red mauve
I mean...you can do that right now.
Ive tried
But it usually flies away and then spins like a beyblade
mint wadi
m00 when is next stream buddy
wind charm
and you failed
how bout a 360
quaint ingot
wide nimbus
aaaaaaaaaand there goes all my aura
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lD2gvHkHpXuJRAUgf?invite=cr-MSxiZzcsNDIyODc0MTEz
😔
wind charm
m00 when is next stream buddy
when I feel like it, workin on a polearm tutorial
wide nimbus
when I feel like it, workin on a polearm tutorial
oooooo
candid mist
i just now switched from 30 to 60 and the game feels a lot smoother
I'd say the biggest jump is from 60 to 120, after that it's noticeable too but not as much as from 60 to 120fps
wide nimbus
I'd say the biggest jump is from 60 to 120, after that it's noticeable too but n...
lowkey im not sure my pc will be able to handle quadruple the framerate i used to play at but ig i'll check
mint wadi
Man I love Half Sword but it's getting a little stale.
wind charm
Man I love Half Sword but it's getting a little stale.
would this snippet reignite the halfsword fuel?
mint wadi
It might once it loads lol
candid mist
lowkey im not sure my pc will be able to handle quadruple the framerate i used t...
Well depends on ur monitor too
quaint ingot
Umm
wide nimbus
actually this is running fine
candid mist
actually this is running fine
U trying 120 now or wut
quaint ingot
ummmmmmm
buoyant ravine
straight up broke the first guys neck by re adjusting his spine
wide nimbus
U trying 120 now or wut
yea
wide nimbus
straight up broke the first guys neck by re adjusting his spine
give bro the title The Chiropractor with that
quaint ingot
my weapons are floating
wide nimbus
Big difference?
it doesn't feel that different
mint wadi
would this snippet reignite the halfsword fuel?
Yeah it was pretty great. I use the double blunt a lot already and I know all your tricks and tips, I was there when they were formed! I think
buoyant ravine
give bro the title The Chiropractor with that
nah instead i cracked his back too good he raised his head too fast in pleasure and died
mint wadi
Neat kick grab thing at the start.
candid mist
it doesn't feel that different
Does ur monitor have 144Hz?
candid mist
If you play 120fps for some time and switch back even 60fps will feel low
wide nimbus
Does ur monitor have 144Hz?
i believe so
quaint ingot
I don’t this is suppose to happen
quaint ingot
I think my game is broken
candid mist
i believe so
My eyes already feel weird when I play below 160fps because I got too used to 200fps, it's sad ngl 😭
tender quest
wide nimbus
My eyes already feel weird when I play below 160fps because I got too used to 20...
200??
chill out bro
candid mist
my laptop came with a sticker on it that says 144Hz refresh rate
Yeah that's good
soft osprey
My eyes already feel weird when I play below 160fps because I got too used to 20...
I hate everything about your comment 😡
soft osprey
It’s not the first time! We recently had someone upset that they weren’t getting 300 fps 😭
candid mist
nobody needs that many frames in one second bro
I do 😞 it's an addiction after seeing it once
candid mist
It’s not the first time! We recently had someone upset that they weren’t getting...
Well that's their pc's issue ngl
soft osprey
Well that's their pc's issue ngl
The issue being nobody ever would ever in ever ever ever need 300 fps
Thats a ridiculous complaint
candid mist
The issue being nobody ever would ever in ever ever ever need 300 fps
Ig so, I don't notice a difference over 300
wide nimbus
somebody should make a helmet mod of that one corny skeleton biker guy's mask
so i can hit an unplanned chest bump after slaughering some farmers
soft osprey
120 fps, I could MAYBE understand if you like are young enough to have grown up on 120fps. But 60 is like, perfectly okay
Anything over 120 is just absolutely unnecessary
Imo of course
thorn estuary
I used to think the same, but I've been spoiled.
mental kelp
In hs it’s 60 or ur lame
wide nimbus
120 fps, I could MAYBE understand if you like are young enough to have grown up ...
i dont think ive ever played anything on above 60 fps
but 120 lowkey feels cleaner
candid mist
120 fps, I could MAYBE understand if you like are young enough to have grown up ...
60 isss playable but it's just a quality of life thing like after playing minecraft with shaders I also don't rlly wanna play without them anymore
tender quest
thorn estuary
I'm on a 240hz and its the nicest thing to play at full 240fps. Not all my games can do it - but once you've tried it, its hard to go back. My friend has a 500hz and its almost unbelievable how "smooth" the gameplay looks.
mint wadi
This was pretty dang smooth.
candid mist
I'm on a 240hz and its the nicest thing to play at full 240fps. Not all my games...
How does one even get a 500Hz monitor, I'd not pay more than 200€ for a monitor 😭
thorn estuary
A couple of software engineers fresh out of college with more money than they know what to do with lol
AKA Dumb purchases
tender quest
How does one even get a 500Hz monitor, I'd not pay more than 200€ for a monitor ...
i think we're straying into the territory of more money than sense
mint wadi
You can get a 500hz monitor for like...$370 new free shipping on eBay.
Lots of monitors cost more than 200 bucks.
Mine didn't but there's tons of people with ultrawides that cost way more than $200.
candid mist
I have one curved monitor with HD and 240fps and a second monitor with 4K but 120fps, both about 200€
thorn estuary
Sounds like you got a great deal 🙂
mint wadi
Yeah I mean there's deals to be had everywhere really.
candid mist
I have one curved monitor with HD and 240fps and a second monitor with 4K but 12...
I just use the 4k one for watching shows and the 240fps one for games
mint wadi
My monitor is 144hz and I paid like...$200 for it 6 or 7 years ago?
candid mist
https://tenor.com/view/goop-im-going-to-goop-lord-have-mercy-gif-25337487
You're gooping everywhere
stray garnet
You're gooping everywhere
Insert your name here, I agree.
stray garnet
Yes
jolly gorge
I play 60fps cuz anything higher doesn't feel that different
jolly gorge
when is full game coming out
It says on the Steam page
tender quest
proven wasp
it just says 2025
jolly gorge
it just says 2025
That's as specific as it'll get right now
proven wasp
better be in 2025 brothaaaaaaa
jolly gorge
better be in 2025 brothaaaaaaa
We know
candid mist
1st boss so stoopid
mortal auroraBOT
thorn estuary
That's as specific as it'll get right now
Excited for it either way! 🙂
candid mist
Also are they even considering online mode atm? I haven't heard anything about it recently
shell bronze
You can get a 500hz monitor for like...$370 new free shipping on eBay.
past 240 i call you crazy
better off spending that money on better color and quality
mint wadi
Oh yeah for sure.
The 500hz monitor is marketed towards esports people.
CS, Rocket League, LoL, etc.
velvet halo
A
candid mist
500Hz in any game is crazy, tho ig esportlers with faster reaction times have a use for it
shell bronze
The 500hz monitor is marketed towards esports people.
guarantee they will not benefit
at MAX 300-360hz
mint wadi
I bet they would.
shell bronze
any further gains are so diminished that youre better off chasing latency and input lag
wide nimbus
bro got smacked upside the head
shell bronze
Shut it twerp
?
mint wadi
500fps is half the response time of 240fps.
candid mist
CS, Rocket League, LoL, etc.
Rocket league not tho, no one playing on full graphics and def not on more than 240fps 😭
shell bronze
500fps is half the response time of 240fps.
2ms difference
mint wadi
Pros can 100% make use of that 2ms.
wide nimbus
500fps is half the response time of 240fps.
1,000,000 fps when
thorn estuary
Rocket league not tho, no one playing on full graphics and def not on more than ...
I am lol
thorn estuary
I like it 🙂
candid mist
What rank are u
silent fractal
he... defeated himself.
https://i.imgur.com/0G2BpDA.jpeg
thorn estuary
I used to be GC1 once upon a time. Nowhere near there anymore
My monitor can do it so idk why I wouldn’t lol
shell bronze
Pros can 100% make use of that 2ms.
i used to play osu and i'd rather trade the excessive refresh rate for better input and color repro
thorn estuary
i used to play osu and i'd rather trade the excessive refresh rate for better in...
Fair enough
mint wadi
Almost definitely.
candid mist
I used to be GC1 once upon a time. Nowhere near there anymore
Yeahhh there was a big rank inflation ngl, people who where gc back then are prolly somewhere in champ now if they didn't play the whole time
mint wadi
2ms at top rank is just another thing you have over the other team.
I'm not saying it helps them be 1% better.
But it's not a net negative, and it's not like esports pros need better color than what that 500hz alienware for $370 would provide.
shell bronze
on foenem any difference will be purely placebo
shell bronze
i simply don't see the gain for the money when it could be rerouted elsewhere
- alienware/dell is so ass
thorn estuary
I think I got my rank one time since then and I was D1 or something. I don’t think the refresh rate makes me any better - but when I play it on a 60 FPS console/screen, it genuinely feels “choppy” coming from my 240hz.
Even tho not too long ago I was in the 60fps crowd
wide nimbus
why is bro in the crab stance
runic lynx
144hz is highest you need. Anything past that is dumb
thorn estuary
i simply don't see the gain for the money when it could be rerouted elsewhere
I totally respect that. I’ve invested into each aspect of my setup over the course of several years
shell bronze
I think I got my rank one time since then and I was D1 or something. I don’t thi...
120-240 is all i need tbh
thorn estuary
144hz is highest you need. Anything past that is dumb
Went from 144 to 240. I can totally see the difference, but I also don’t think anyone “needs” anything over 60.
But I enjoy the smoothness
shell bronze
anything beyond that i need to squint to even see a gain
that's why i turned my 1080 240 monitor into a faux mini tv in my room while i got myself the 1440p165
samsung makes good stuff
thorn estuary
Some games it’s way more noticeable. Like someone mentioned earlier, CS is a good one.
buoyant ravine
thorn estuary
But if you play mostly Civ or Anno or Europa, you def wouldn’t see it lol
shell bronze
not saying i'm some kind of cs goat but tbh the switch from 240 to 165 in cs wasn't that jarring
(ex-dmg)
candid mist
💔
hexed pasture
the weak should fear the strong
mint wadi
Well I was gonna parry it but he went all weird.
thorn estuary
To each his own 🙂
maiden beacon
buoyant ravine
buoyant ravine
thats not half sword
runic lynx
What even is VR chat
candid mist
What even is VR chat
Mostly furry hangout
stray flax
boring
buoyant ravine
What even is VR chat
roblox for grown men
shell bronze
cringe larp game where people abandon their shame
candid mist
roblox for grown men
WHAT
shell bronze
and i'll leave it at that
thorn estuary
cringe larp game where people abandon their shame
This is true
shell bronze
we will return to half sword chat
runic lynx
Mostly furry hangout
Downloading NIW
buoyant ravine
we will return to half sword chat
hold up clueless aint clueless after all hes clueful
shell bronze
runic lynx
buoyant ravine
funny thing is vrchat is safer than roblox right now but i dont wanna get a diabolical butt spanking by the mods right now because im on one warning right now
shell bronze
candid mist
My accuracy in half sword is so bad 💔
shell bronze
funny thing is vrchat is safer than roblox right now but i dont wanna get a diab...
are you... discussing moderator action?
buoyant ravine
My accuracy in half sword is so bad 💔
buoyant ravine
are you... discussing moderator action?
we all know what happened yesterday if you knew what i meant
shell bronze
we all know what happened yesterday if you knew what i meant
discussion of moderator action confirmed
mint wadi
Interesting...parry thing.
shell bronze
you know what happens next!
buoyant ravine
you know what happens next!
what
mint wadi
are you... discussing moderator action?
Check this out, I managed to grab his sword hand.
shell bronze
shell bronze
Check this out, I managed to grab his sword hand.
epic grab
buoyant ravine
Check this out, I managed to grab his sword hand.
i dont see it
shell bronze
buoyant ravine
cursive fjord
EA release should be this month.
candid mist
Is this the longest sword in commoner?
mint wadi
what
The server has a rule of no discussing moderator actions such as but not limited to warnings, bans, time outs, etc. Basically you opened up the server and then referenced a moderator action. I feel like being nice so I'll inject myself into this when I really shouldn't. Basically after reading this, don't reference it again and you'll be fine. Again, do not reply to this with more stuff.
buoyant ravine
EA release should be this month.
you dont get to decide pal sorry
buoyant ravine
The server has a rule of no discussing moderator actions such as but not limited...
alright
quaint ingot
cursive fjord
you dont get to decide pal sorry
Q4 of this year, it objectively should be coming out any day now unless it has beem delayed.
candid mist
2017 ahh willie
shell bronze
i couldve thrown the book at you the moment you brought up the warnings but i figured that was kinda mean