If u was there you'd understand
#halfsword-chat-⚔
robust crag
soft osprey
Are you telling me halfsword releases in less than 2 weeks?
jolly gorge
I was there
robust crag
Are you telling me halfsword releases in less than 2 weeks?
It's next Friday
jolly gorge
Although I have a scary feeling late November has a very good chance even though December has more days
timid wraith
Half 🗡️ releases next friday
Q.
jolly gorge
Something in my gut is telling me
If I'm right, then Moai has to donate to my radio station
soft osprey
Something in my gut is telling me
Thats me sorry
robust crag
28th of November 2025
jolly gorge
Thats me sorry
LMAO
covert forge
On everyone's soul it comes out in December.
timid wraith
Source: i made it up
👍 1
robust crag
On everyone's soul it comes out in December.
My souls gone 😭
robust crag
Write 😂
timid wraith
White! 🤍
small dove
timid wraith
U cracked the game
jolly gorge
We'd be better off estimating the month
soft osprey
Piracy in my discord server?
jolly gorge
Instead of pinpointing the days
sleek gull
Hope it doesn't drop on the 28th. I will be away from home until the next day lol
jolly gorge
Because I've cracked it
robust crag
Guys I'm cooked
Moai sent some secret agents to my house cus I cracked the date too early
timid wraith
Based
restive barn
gn
small dove
Cracked games are pirated games
I wasnt a part of this conversation so I didnt know people were talkin bout piracy
cedar current
whens half sword coming out
restive barn
soft osprey
I wasnt a part of this conversation so I didnt know people were talkin bout pira...
Yeah this was an A and B conversation so why don’t you C your way out
Ha
Haha
jolly gorge
Yeah this was an A and B conversation so why don’t you C your way out
OWNED
soft osprey
Rofl even
robust crag
Moai
soft osprey
Yes William
small dove
Sir Moai of Easter Sir Moai of Easter Sir Moai of Easter Sir Moai of Easter Sir Moai of Easter Sir Moai of Easter Sir Moai of Easter
timid wraith
Moani, release when?
small dove
Sir Moai of Easter
jolly gorge
Guys lets call him Moana
small dove
Sir Moani of Easter
jolly gorge
Just to mess with his kingness
robust crag
Yes William
Can you whisper the date of EA to me 😝
jolly gorge
Can you whisper the date of EA to me 😝
I don't think he'd even know
timid wraith
(you can make it up)
soft osprey
Can you whisper the date of EA to me 😝
jolly gorge
Lol
robust crag
ON THE 28TH!!!!
jolly gorge
Sir Moai du Easter
small dove
hardest Willie in the game
timid wraith
Have mercy
robust crag
timid wraith
Have mercy
robust crag
No that's why he had a dagger in his neck 😂
timid wraith
Naiiii
robust crag
small dove
willies willie
robust crag
Hey u stolen my name 😑
small dove
what if I was a 90 year old retired barber?
hasty jetty
wise loom
mint wadi
ryzen 3600x 5700xt and 32gb 3600mhz ram.
karmic furnace
so tuff
sturdy jolt
mint wadi
You could build it for like $500-$600
besides the ram but that's just something that's going insane due to the ai boom.
shell bronze
mint wadi
are you just...increasing the amount of parries before attacking?
"I must parry x times before attacking" as a handicap is wild lol
karmic furnace
parrying in half sword is crazy
dreamy phoenix
my axe got stuck so I decided to just go for a fuckin knockout
and the guy is still alive after that
took it like a champ
mortal auroraBOT
mint wadi
Welp forgot it captures my spotify if I have it on. Doesn't matter, still did a sick For Honor glory kill lol.
shell bronze
are you just...increasing the amount of parries before attacking?
you've seen higher
especially those 30s+ parry practice clips
mint wadi
I have.
mint wadi
Use some blunt stuff. switch it up.
timid wraith
Ok
shell bronze
Use something blunt that's not a sword.
mint wadi
Anytime I see someone swinging like that I think of the ugh
uhh
so I bopped him meme
Time stamped
signal wedge
https://youtu.be/5aQxtQ371NY?t=49
I love this video so much
mint wadi
I liked it...the first time it got popular?
I don't know, it's been popular in waves.
First it was That's a Nice Grill.
Then Dudes of Hazmat.
Then Shoebody Bop became a massive meme.
sleek gull
I've been checking store page every day
I check https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1082232813698424884 everyday lol
warped grotto
Well that's why I'm here lol I check the discord after
humble iris
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1437400855706996776...
most exciting mace gameplay in all of hs history:
sleek gull
most exciting mace gameplay in all of hs history:
@vital perch You seee Green Gobbler shittin on you like this!?
Drag this man!
vital perch
Drag this man!
bet
shell bronze
most exciting mace gameplay in all of hs history:
correct
humble iris
<@784719330578923520> You seee Green Gobbler shittin on you like this!?
nanana boo boo
sturdy jolt
humble iris
im taking away your mace priveleges
as if anyone wants privileges to something insignificant!!
shell bronze
im taking away your mace priveleges
rich coming from the person with even less exciting mace gameplay than that
you can have it
vital perch
as if anyone wants privileges to something insignificant!!
poopy head
humble iris
soft osprey
I check https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1082232813698424884 eve...
You don’t need to check it, you’ll get a ping
Amateur
idle crane
Chat m00 is streaming. You should come and watch or something https://www.youtube.com/live/-9gH4bqdyk4
humble iris
no im busy eating pretzels
soft osprey
Im busy eating that guys pretzels
humble iris
im busy trying to get this guy stealing my pretzels
idle crane
im busy not eating that guys pretzels
sleek gull
I'm busy being turned in a Pretzel.
plain token
sturdy jolt
I'm busy wishing I had the guts to steal that guy's pretzels
humble iris
im busy being busy with business
sour galleon
bonge e sponge 
strong acorn
anyone have a clue why the overdeath selector will not open when trying to install it?
simple sparrow
yes and if it doesnt i will crush my balls with a rock
soft osprey
someone on reddit told me the game will release this midnight
Yeah im pretty sure random redditors know more than anyone
Always experts in every topic
shell bronze
Yeah im pretty sure random redditors know more than anyone
reddit and discord peasants both love spreading misinformation
solid totem
any type of news these last few days good sires ?
sturdy jolt
You will be able to get drunk in EA
pastel flint
I will wait as long as it takes 🙏
astral raven
most brutal one yet
coral rose
trim lynx
tender quest
`
dry trellis
I hate fatal errors
toxic lance
someone on reddit told me the game will release this midnight
my brother in christ YOU are the main character you tell us
olive fern
can i turn off npc despawn in abyss?
light hound
Moonscorhes your balls with a rock
olive fern
can i turn off npc despawn in abyss?
fleet dragon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/c...
fr
?
mortal auroraBOT
split crescent
its me too
runic sky
sleek gull
sturdy jolt
i heard ea is coming out tomorrow
I don't think so
warped pond
a man can hope
upper wyvern
I don't think so
its the truth.
sturdy jolt
If only
prisma saffron
upper wyvern
upper wyvern
prisma saffron
https://medal.tv/pl/games/half-sword/clips/lys1R3ntT2VWwLZcL?invite=cr-MSwyUkEsM...
polak detected
prisma saffron
upper wyvern
https://tenor.com/view/donald-tusk-premier-sejm-donaldtusk-gif-16989893818091489...
nah
why are you posting the best politician here?
prisma saffron
not when its tusku
upper wyvern
then he is the best of the best
bronze anvil
early access when?
prisma saffron
im not gonna talk any more ab this because ill get warning but no
upper wyvern
WHAT IF THEY ACTUALLY SEE THIS
prisma saffron
he loves his country
upper wyvern
trust me hes like the hero of poland
bronze anvil
be cool
prisma saffron
Level 2 which takes 2 days
sturdy jolt
Level up
upper wyvern
half nazi half polish
bronze anvil
floral hound
BRO. ARC RAIDERS HAS BEEN DOWN FOR 1 MINUTE.
My evening is in SHAMBLES. My purpose is GONE.
I was ready. Dew was cold. Headset was on. I had told my family I was "going out." I was mentally on the surface, fighting for my life.
Now? I'm just a guy in a gaming chair, staring at an error message. I've already tried to queue 42069 times. I've forgotten what grass looks like.
My friends in Discord are just making sad whining noises. We are digitally homeless.
This isn't an outage. It's a personal attack on my ability to have fun. Those ten minutes felt longer than the entire history of the Enemies of Mankind.
The servers are dead. My will to live is dying. We are not the same.
upper wyvern
you from poland @prisma saffron ?
prisma saffron
yea
sturdy jolt
I'm really glad they didn't leave fistfighting like how it was in the playtest
prisma saffron
I only see a difference in the void demo and now
sturdy jolt
Willy would just flail his fists as fast as possible
sleek gull
BRO. ARC RAIDERS HAS BEEN DOWN FOR 1 MINUTE.
My evening is in SHAMBLES. My purp...
This would be a hit on the Arc Raiders discord server. People there would love it.
split crescent
I just be swingin my left hand because it somehow hurts harder than swinging both
split crescent
do i get it
Yes get it
hollow delta
tomorrow they say.
tropic heron
tomorrow they say.
who's "they"?
upper wyvern
the voices..
tropic heron
checks out
sly citrus
I just wish the devs would be transparent, even with the possibilities of delays
upper wyvern
I will wait as long as it takes 🙏
this game is worth it
sturdy jolt
A release date would mean they're either sitting on a finished product or crunching to get it out in time, they don't want to put their devs under the pressure of expectations
near prawn
no
sturdy jolt
When are they adding guns
random snow
When are they adding guns
now
sly citrus
they already have a theoretical release date, some time before 2026
tropic heron
A release date would mean they're either sitting on a finished product or crunch...
The release date is "2025"
sturdy jolt
It would be nice if they were a little more open with how close they are to finishing
sturdy jolt
Not the worst company to be like
fierce umbra
The release date is "2025"
to be more precise
3 months before 2026
so its guaranteed to at MOST come december
near prawn
it's almost december
sleek gull
40 Days Remaining
sturdy jolt
Let's hope we don't have to go into negative days
sly citrus
I will be so disappointed if they wait till the end of December to delay it
fierce umbra
i mean we shouldnt
judging from the sneaks we got its like
90% done
the physics and maps looked complete
same with blood and mechanics
so its more like they are optimizing everything
sturdy jolt
Who knows with game dev
fierce umbra
because i have ptsd from the optimization of this playtest at the start
had the strongest pcs running it on 0 blood because of how unoptimized it was
heady drum
What is 'free' mode? I read in updates that ur not meant to lose rank, but im still losing my progress when i die?
fierce umbra
What is 'free' mode? I read in updates that ur not meant to lose rank, but im st...
you just get to play on any rank
sturdy jolt
There is no progress in free mode
jolly gorge
i mean we shouldnt
Exactly, the EA note says development is stable and such
It'd be odd to miss the deadline after that
fierce umbra
It'd be odd to miss the deadline after that
true
lets hope they dont lose the source code 🥹
jolly gorge
It'd take a nuclear war to delay the release
Or aliens
We'd have to persuade aliens to release Half Sword if they take over
Who wants to volunteer to be spokesperson to the aliens if this happens?
fierce umbra
i should mind control the devs to give me a free ea copy
and then gatekeep the copy behind a 5 dollar paywall
so its like giving me 10% of the revenue they would get on release
sturdy jolt
So you'd decrease the price by like 15-25 dollars
fierce umbra
yes
floral hound
is arc raiders good
yes it is a good game
floral hound
This would be a hit on the Arc Raiders discord server. People there would love i...
IM REFUNDINGH
FUCK THIS
sturdy jolt
Yeah about 20
20-30
Most likely 20
Is arc raiders just escape from tarkov + helldivers
fierce umbra
im gonna ask santa to make halfsword ea be optimized enough for a rtx 3050 to run it on 50+ fps
fierce umbra
Is arc raiders just escape from tarkov + helldivers
no its helldivers + massive scary robots who are difficult to kill without 5 people
prisma saffron
running a 3070ti here, hope im all good
fierce umbra
running a 3070ti here, hope im all good
yeah u'll be alright
prisma saffron
i get only 90 fps on high
sturdy jolt
You're already good
prisma saffron
Wbu?
fierce umbra
i get only 90 fps on high
only
near prawn
arc raiders is "guy is friendly but then shoots you in the back"
sturdy jolt
Half sword 2 is gonna be easier to run hopefully
fierce umbra
90 fps is a dream for me
fierce umbra
Not ideal in a face paced game like hs
i have been dealing with stutters for a long time on hs
shell bronze
imagine needing more than 60fps
prisma saffron
and my pc goes FFFFFFFFDFFFFFFRFFFF
sleek gull
arc raiders is "guy is friendly but then shoots you in the back"
For me, it is 90% of the time no one shoots at me. 10% of the time a hidden rat pops out of a bush or from the darkness and ganks me.
fierce umbra
and my pc goes FFFFFFFFDFFFFFFRFFFF
you MIGHT need to check how hot it is
sturdy jolt
You can make your game as fast and ugly as you want
It's tolerable if you use the trainer to set the graphics all the way down and set the resolution higher
fierce umbra
It's tolerable if you use the trainer to set the graphics all the way down and s...
anything below medium is untolerable for me
prisma saffron
Medium looks ahh
fierce umbra
looks like im playing on soap that has been in a dirty sink
prisma saffron
I dint see a difference between high and epic
sturdy jolt
Yeah past high it's very small differences
sleek gull
imagine needing more than 60fps
Imagine settling for less. = p
sturdy jolt
But huge differences in FPS
quiet ferry
Imagine settling for less. = p
Imagine having good specs
sleek gull
imagine needing more than 60fps
Only poor people play at 60 fps or lower.
fierce umbra
imagine paying for a good pc
sturdy jolt
Simply purchase a high end graphics card
fierce umbra
Simply purchase a high end graphics card
wish i could do that
except i need to buy a whole pc
since im on a laptop
shell bronze
Only poor people play at 60 fps or lower.
sorry choom i like to have 2 games open at once
60fps in hs means i can have another game running on afk
sturdy jolt
There are external GPUs
sleek gull
sorry choom i like to have 2 games open at once
Both at 120 fps i'm sure
sturdy jolt
That you can plug into a laptop
shell bronze
Both at 120 fps i'm sure
possible but eats too much into gpu and i prefer to have headroom
sleek gull
I run tetris on my PC at 3,400 fps. It is awesome.
quiet ferry
the game crashes
Try this out
fierce umbra
abyss overall feels kinda badly optimized
quiet ferry
I run tetris on my PC at 3,400 fps. It is awesome.
What.
quiet ferry
abyss overall feels kinda badly optimized
True
sturdy jolt
Yeah once you get like 5 fully armored enemies at once
jolly gorge
possible but eats too much into gpu and i prefer to have headroom
Fps affects gpu usage?
sturdy jolt
Abyss is way harder than ultimate challenge imo
brittle raven
I can’t wait for the crypto and ai markets to crash so I can get cheap gpu
jolly gorge
Didnt know that
fierce umbra
Abyss is way harder than ultimate challenge imo
depends what tier ur at
thick escarp
Abyss is way harder than ultimate challenge imo
no wonder, you have almost no armor and all the bosses spawn
jolly gorge
Abyss is way harder than ultimate challenge imo
Abyss mode is def harder
shell bronze
Fps affects gpu usage?
jolly gorge
Overall
fierce umbra
Fps affects gpu usage?
no your fps is BASED off gpu usage 😭
sleek gull
Fps affects gpu usage?
No. The FGU (Frame Generating Unit) handles that.
sturdy jolt
Point and laugh, he didn't know
jolly gorge
No. The FGU (Frame Generating Unit) handles that.
Aight
quiet ferry
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1049347937920094338/1124498946006462505...
Thief!!!!!!!!!!!
fierce umbra
wheat leaf
https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cowboy-cat-gif-16827130641784389884
Big ahh antenna’s
Mf got mad sensors
jolly gorge
Big ahh antenna’s
Radio cat
quiet ferry
quiet ferry
Play more half sword
torn steeple
plain token
torn steeple
if half sword doesnt come in 1 hour i will crush my balls with a rock
wind charm
50 kills until I hit 1000
humble hazel
tender quest
mental kelp
Only poor people play at 60 fps or lower.
Higher than 60 affects physics, handling, movement and is basically cheating
jolly gorge
What he tuning into tho
NPR
wheat leaf
Non Political Rap?
jolly gorge
Or Radio Burgundy's most popular station Half Sword Public Radio
Either one of those two
trail pivot
jolly gorge
Non Political Rap?
He's listening to my music
sour galleon
most brutal one yet
i once hit willie so hard his helmet got flown away (3 times)
sturdy jolt
Higher than 60 affects physics, handling, movement and is basically cheating
Really? How so?
wheat leaf
Does this hurt the Willie
fathom topaz
Cloven en deux
wheat leaf
Cloven en deux
Ion speak Italian
fathom topaz
Whey
modest whale
Cloven en deux
🏳️
spiral garnet
hi guys
desert acorn
jolly gorge
Cloven en deux
Quoi?
sleek gull
mental kelp
Really? How so?
I don’t know how it works but the physics run faster if you have higher fps
Therefore you can move faster and further in less time
mortal auroraBOT
shell bronze
mental kelp
The handling of the blade also becomes more consistent—like how a gauntlet or long sword might affect handling—but more so
shell bronze
sword wobble is indeed tied to fps
willie generally has a limp wrist and borderline zero structure/upper arm and body usage
shell bronze
the way the lord intended
i have a build that takes advantage of that
longsword, gauntlets, and targe
it used to be my training wheels for fighting maa/knight before i stopped needing it
jolly gorge
Therefore you can move faster and further in less time
Wow
median sinew
Is there an FAQ that explains how the progression works in this demo? Im always in this fog area and at the top of the screen is says Beggar 0/3 but seemingly no matter how many i kill int he fog the level and that number never changes.
runic lynx
Is there an FAQ that explains how the progression works in this demo? Im always ...
thats the abyss
median sinew
yea i cant figure out how to get out of it. there is no option to change the level that i can see.
jolly gorge
You're supposed to hit "Play Demo"
soft osprey
yea i cant figure out how to get out of it. there is no option to change the lev...
When you’re in the main menu you just press play demo
jolly gorge
If ur high enough, the gauntlet grants you a short abyss run to save your rank
Hitting Abyss in the main menu just makes you do the entire progression in the abyss
median sinew
oohh..... -.- derp i thought that was just static writing. like hey its a Play Demo!
jolly gorge
LOOOOL
runic lynx
classic
jolly gorge
oohh..... -.- derp i thought that was just static writing. like hey its a Play D...
FUNNIEST THING IVE READ TODAY
median sinew
fucking aa... lol
jolly gorge
You are golden
jolly gorge
You're welcome
split crescent
You are golden
Are you changing the number of days as each day passes?
HOLY SHIT
LEVEL 3
jolly gorge
Please continue to thank me and not the dude who already helped @soft osprey lel
jolly gorge
Are you changing the number of days as each day passes?
Yes, in accordance with Universal Coordinated Time
As soon as I get the chance to so it's not perfectly everytime the clock hits 00:00
rapid pond
trying to beat the ultimate challenge so far ive had
20 deaths to npc's not dying from a cut that killed me
10+ deaths caused by nothing vs plancon
5+ deaths caused by spears suddently aiming like gods
3+ by damage of no reasons
split crescent
tranquil blaze
so ive been wondering: is there any info about the game getting some changes in the performance region in later builds?
jolly gorge
so ive been wondering: is there any info about the game getting some changes in ...
Yes
tranquil blaze
oh thank god
jolly gorge
From the top of my head, optimization for Early Access and the updated Demo
vital perch
hello chat
agile shard
hello chat
hullo?
vital perch
NOO MY NITRO'S GONE
agile shard
hullo?
rapid pond
oh now adding death by adrenaline caused by speak in the fukin foot
willow rampart
Does anyone have the halfsword enhancer mod thing
tranquil blaze
Does anyone have the halfsword enhancer mod thing
whats up?
willow rampart
Does anyone have the halfsword enhancer mod thing
@tranquil blaze
tranquil blaze
yeah i'm asking what your question is lol
vital perch
Does anyone have the halfsword enhancer mod thing
it's pinned in #modders-guild-hall
vital perch
there's a launcher
tranquil blaze
so you want to install the thing?
vital perch
simply have steam opened and open the launcher
willow rampart
so you want to install the thing?
Yeah
tranquil blaze
theres a launcher and a manual thing you just slap into your files
like Rogue said
tranquil blaze
its mostly because of all the bodies dissolving or the items deleting or a combination of that
its why i tend to kill them at a time instead of in a row
also alot of blood is another cause
languid shell
it sucks, i got to barron and nope crash
rapid pond
speaking of wich i got cut by fkin air
tranquil blaze
i tend to have it just like that if i want easy dismemberment but still no crashes
willow rampart
I can finally clip willie
tranquil blaze
and i noticed your pc can make it crash too if you lag too much
languid shell
bro i swear my guy is a wuss
bro cries from getting his arms hit smh
also why do i get dismembered if i even get slightly touched
ive literally been dismemebered by a sword on someones hip
languid shell
fr
like ive died so many times to it
its like the things have killboxes on them
xD
also my hand keeps getting cut off and it pmo
jolly gorge
it sucks, i got to barron and nope crash
jolly gorge
also my hand keeps getting cut off and it pmo
I just lower gore because of that
Even gruesome level gore is a bit too easy of dismembering for my tastes
languid shell
yes im aware
tough hollow
g
buoyant ravine
me after getting Half Sword when it releases. i broek the whole house because i was cherring so hard
got my man seeing stars over his head
tough hollow
me after getting Half Sword when it releases. i broek the whole house because i ...
whatever boats your float uncle
buoyant ravine
whatever boats your float uncle
the broek misspelling was intentional. i didnt mean to misspel cheer. i type too fast
tough hollow
the broek misspelling was intentional. i didnt mean to misspel cheer. i type too...
zorbian gleeb goblian tee doo
buoyant ravine
zorbian gleeb goblian tee doo
buoyant ravine
whatever
tough hollow
nice hulk gif uncle theadore
buoyant ravine
it was hulk hogan
tough hollow
that was what i was implying
fierce wedge
ogre
fierce wedge
ogre
jolly gorge
Oaf!
long halo
yea
stoic hamlet
Hey like, actual question rq, what is the full half-
sword game gonna be like? The demo feels like a full game in itself.
final oracle
Hey like, actual question rq, what is the full half-
sword game gonna be like? T...
the devs say the demo is about 5% of the full game
stoic hamlet
the devs say the demo is about 5% of the full game
5%???????? WHAT THE HELL ELSE SRE THEY ADDING? ITS PRACTICALLY A FULL Game ALREADY
What in the caps lock... Sorry
jolly gorge
i immediately lost it bc Abyss gives no armor
I always lose in militia-level rank-saving abyss
jolly gorge
5%???????? WHAT THE HELL ELSE SRE THEY ADDING? ITS PRACTICALLY A FULL Game ALREA...
It makes sense once you know what EA consists of
long halo
I always lose in militia-level rank-saving abyss
yea
mortal auroraBOT
stoic hamlet
It makes sense once you know what EA consists of
I mean, I know, but it is still crazy to me
long halo
dude, i was just walking forwards, and some guy came out of no where and I instantly died bc his hoe disembowled me
stoic hamlet
That's why I have to cheat with damage settings just to reach the challenge
I kinda suck at parrying, so I gotta use damage modifiers for the commoner boss, everything else is easy though
young saffron
I'm a little bit rusty so this isn't my cleanest work lmao
I ❤️ playing as biggus dickus
elder knoll
is only the demo version of the game avaliable?
okay just making sure im not the only one just playing the demo
😂
split crescent
I always lose in militia-level rank-saving abyss
I always lose when its the damn commoner boss
split crescent
like if I die in the militia rank that commoner boss always gets me
runic portal
Why do i get fatal error crash on ultimate challange?
nova shuttle
any1 know the mod that makes the arena a ufc ring?
young saffron
Why do i get fatal error crash on ultimate challange?
turn down blood and it won't crash
this was pretty funny
nova shuttle
any1 know the mod that makes the arena a ufc ring?
slow anchor
hasty jetty
I kinda suck at parrying, so I gotta use damage modifiers for the commoner boss,...
No, you rush in when they're in between their attack patterns
No cheat
No honor
stoic hamlet
No, you rush in when they're in between their attack patterns
hmmm, nah I'd cheat
hasty jetty
Cheating is lame
brazen tiger
Willie had to do a little victory dance
hasty bloom
damn bro hit a lil jig
round stone
Willie had to do a little victory dance
what's with the scooby doo run pose 🥀
brazen tiger
what's with the scooby doo run pose 🥀
he was just excited
twilit escarp
hasty bloom
surely after that picture you both talked it out and came to an understanding
hasty bloom
ah damn ur right
twilit escarp
ears thoroughly cleaned
round stone
My biggest fumble
hasty bloom
how tf did you pretzel like that
round stone
banana peel
twilit escarp
I cleaned his ears so thoroughly I had to shake my cleaning stick out of them because I couldn't grab it by hand anymore
cloud pasture
I just got clipped by an npc, he disarmed my sword and it stabbed into my chest...
brazen tiger
ears thoroughly cleaned
gng how do you even get those positions
twilit escarp
concussive pommel strike
hasty bloom
loveee pommel striking like that
esp overhead with greatswords. such a satisfying thud
twilit escarp
gng how do you even get those positions
disarming people, grappling, waiting for them to surrender and then stabbing them on the ground like a complete fucking psycho, usual ways.
brazen tiger
am I just too bad at the game to have never disarmed anyone 🎋
twilit escarp
am I just too bad at the game to have never disarmed anyone 🎋
i mean it's not that hard, really as long as you pick your targets
1 handed hafted weapon users are the easiest to disarm
brazen tiger
hm
twilit escarp
because you can literally just grab them by the hand until they let go of their weapon
brazen tiger
ohh that's how
twilit escarp
and then beat the shit out of them with it
you can also do it by slashing their wrists
or hitting their hands with hammers
jesus I sound like a fucking nutcase
rustic gorge
jesus I sound like a fucking nutcase
halfsword does that to u
hasty bloom
i think this game is a good vent for the tiny psychopath in all of us
brazen tiger
poking at willie with a "stick"
hasty bloom
i think he's sleeping!
brazen tiger
i gotta poke more to check
twilit escarp
that was a satisfying little clash
hasty bloom
very! love a good back n forth like that
brazen tiger
chat i think they dead
woven onyx
brazen tiger
split crescent
i think this game is a good vent for the tiny psychopath in all of us
This game is a rage room
little bronze
okay, how the hell do people aim so accurate in this? I feel like I have to swing my mouse hard just to get a swing off, otherwise it just... repositions my hands
fierce wedge
No, you rush in when they're in between their attack patterns
i'd rather throw pebbles from afar until their faces structural integrity is low enough for it to collapse at one rock throw
brazen tiger
I want there to be a way to kcd2 masterstrike in hs
fierce wedge
I want there to be a way to kcd2 masterstrike in hs
its called using the mouse button
also why specifically the kcd2 one
brazen tiger
also why specifically the kcd2 one
only one i know of
twilit escarp
I am apparently collecting hands at the moment
that first guy got the byzantine treatment though, no hand and no eyes
cold talon
CAN PLS SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO FIX WHEN I PLAY THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE AND I KILL A GUY WITH ARMOUR IT SAYS FATAL ERROR AND I CANT PROGRESS PLS GUYS HELP!!!
hasty bloom
I am apparently collecting hands at the moment
gnarlyyyyy
twilit escarp
CAN PLS SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO FIX WHEN I PLAY THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE AND I KILL...
turn off blood
and caps
hasty bloom
just Blood Eagled a Willie by accident
twilit escarp
motherfucker looking like humpty dumpty
mortal auroraBOT
pulsar latch
Looks like I was wrong. GG's chat.
crimson compass
I hold you personally responsible
amber shoal
peak weapon design btw
pulsar latch
I hold you personally responsible
yeah I would too tbh
oh noo im going to be held accountable for the lack of release until a developer comes into the chat and defends me by telling us when the game will come out
buoyant ravine
Roundhouse kick BITCH!
amber shoal
Polehammer gang wya
lost raven
i never actually beat the ultimate challenge, whenever i was almost reaching the baron the game would always fatal crash me
lost raven
it wasn't a matter of if it would crash, it was a matter of when
restive barn
diddily diddily download it https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/140
lost raven
might just be my low memory or something
i turned my graphics all the way down and it would still crash on me
i just toggled max damage and just killed everyone as fast as i could
woah, me too
lost raven
yeah 😔
humble iris
dont click its ip grabber
pulsar latch
dw guys the ip grabber wont work if you just type out the entire link instead of clicking
oh wait shit fr?
pulsar latch
dw guys the ip grabber wont work if you just type out the entire link instead of...
IM KIDDING THIS DOESNT WORK DONT DO IT
oh.
restive barn
oh wait shit fr?
DUDE
restive barn
https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609
N ITS NOT
ITS A SAVE FILE
pulsar latch
WOAH
restive barn
pulsar latch
no???
pulsar latch
wtf is this guy on about
sage sail
12 year olds shouldnt have access to the internet\
restive barn
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/140 advertisement
soft osprey
can we say these kinds of things🤔
No
restive barn
12 year olds shouldnt have access to the internet\
nah ive seen normal 12 year olds before
soft osprey
Can yall settle down
sage sail
the messages ive seen i would guess u are serious
restive barn
yeahh i will leave now
humble iris
calma hijos
sage sail
wtv dude
pulsar latch
???
severe roost
Says the man also on discord
lost raven
damn...
sage sail
good riddance lmao0
lost raven
just like that?
pulsar latch
someone right next to me just got metaphorically shot
restive barn
ive seen this exact shit play out hundreds of times
runic lynx
i never actually beat the ultimate challenge, whenever i was almost reaching the...
game crash during ultimate challenge IS the challenge.
pulsar latch
oh my god...
soft osprey
restive barn
some immature 12 year old joins the server and says some wild ass shit
and then it gets banned
soft osprey
It
sage sail
racism too normalized 😭
lost raven
game crash during ultimate challenge IS the challenge.
yeah. otherwise it would've been called "Ultimate"
runic lynx
Based
light stirrup
Fence got hands
sage sail
the fence is actually the best weapon in the game
severe roost
Fence got hands
Fr I just walked into it and bruised my arm lol
light stirrup
I think this one is worse lol
severe roost
ha
mossy siren
ive seen this exact shit play out hundreds of times
me when i turn left on the crossroads and know everything
shrewd sentinel
Why does it look like he’s tickling your pickle
timber topaz
trim lynx
home run!!
steady hornet
in steam it says release is expected in 2025, is that still true? either way having loads of fun lol
steady hornet
i figured lol
tough hollow
i lied to you mailman16
steady hornet
halfsword release before gta 6 💔
how so lol
you will throw haymakers and you will like it
tough hollow
how so lol
i was the one who killed grandma celly
agile fog
i feel like i’m missing some controls or smth
just look at the keybinds, that's how i figured it out
tight oriole
just look at the keybinds, that's how i figured it out
where?
agile fog
in settings
tight oriole
thx goat
agile fog
🫡
uncut atlas
how do you even get embed perms
sleek gull
jolly gorge
how do you even get embed perms
You get xp every few messages. Eventually, you'll gain enough to reach Level 2, granting you with embed/attach perms
uncut atlas
I am level 2
jolly gorge
Tf
mortal auroraBOT
light stirrup
How good is this attacc combo thing
tough hollow
How good is this attacc combo thing
old playtest grappling fist play was tuff
light stirrup
old playtest grappling fist play was tuff
Playtest v0.4 felt more responsive to damage ngl
tough hollow
Playtest v0.4 felt more responsive to damage ngl
ye
tough hollow
Like, lol w0t
it was also funnier that theyd fall down from almost anythinmg
light stirrup
it was also funnier that theyd fall down from almost anythinmg
Or how angry he'd get from a crit lol
tough hollow
Or how angry he'd get from a crit lol
ye lol
light stirrup
Okay this is the most realistic nut shot I've ever done in this game lmaoo
tough hollow
Okay this is the most realistic nut shot I've ever done in this game lmaoo
thats crazy
split crescent
I am level 2
it is 3
split crescent
yes i'm pretty sure
i can embed and gif at 3 but couldn't at 2
strange how it says 2 though
jolly gorge
Can we get God to confirm this?
ember flame
jolly gorge
Bsus7
tough hollow
Can we get God to confirm this?
yes
pastel flint
Dis nuh
timber pilot
"let's settle this like real men" ass fight
jolly gorge
Not sure but I hear they squashing out spin kicks
tough hollow
Not sure but I hear they squashing out spin kicks
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
jolly gorge
Might be speculation but I vaguely remember they attributed the claim to a dev
jolly gorge
Not sure but I hear they squashing out spin kicks
So I'ma need a citation here somewhere
tough hollow
jolly gorge
I can't wait to dull a longsword or arming sword to use a proper tuck in Half Sword EA
timber pilot
im enjoying halfsword ea so far but why do we need to send feet pics every time we open the game?
hexed pasture
if i go another day without half sword i will go insane
jolly gorge
if i go another day without half sword i will go insane
Beautiful avatar
hexed pasture
fellow dealer i see
hexed pasture
ohh
drug game
yeah thats litteraly the whole game
its SUPER popular on steam, still even though it got really popular 6 months ago after caseoh and moist critical played it
it is mildly addicting though
its alot of sitting and waiting for plants to grow and things to mix
oblique glen
add guns
oblique glen
idk man
placid coyote
placid coyote
Okay this is the most realistic nut shot I've ever done in this game lmaoo
howd you get an older version?
hexed pasture
placid coyote
rage
mortal auroraBOT
oblique glen
fuck off willie
hexed pasture
i hope there is better optimization cause my game can run at like 30 fps on high mode
and i have a pretty good PC
formal chasm
All i know is Willy's low kicks put Alex pereira to shame
oblique glen
every time i die and i click menu, my pc freezes and my gpu restarts
like wtf
i have a 4060 ti, 32gb of ram and a R7 8700F
whole thistle
Does anyone know if Willy has a peenar when the nude glitch happens or is there nothing there
whole thistle
Awww maaan
oblique glen
no willy for willy
whole thistle
His title doesn't fit him
oblique glen
i guess they cut his willy off before he came to battle
pine vector
steady hornet
All i know is Willy's low kicks put Alex pereira to shame
chama
stiff belfry
oblique glen
уау mу cоckkk
i can finally say it now
when half sword willy r34
@restive barn make a half sword estrogen mod
i want to see willy with tіttіеѕ
shell forge
I tried to arrange a fight with a seemingly brave slapfighter, but this happened.
warped depot
knight you're better off dropping the sword and just punching people down 😄 best strat
oblique glen
I tried to arrange a fight with a seemingly brave slapfighter, but this happened...
holy fuck
bro has a stick up his butt
shell forge
||I used Possess Nearest Willie to prevent him from automatically giving up from that stick, but he ended up in the dying state||
restive barn
i want to see willy with tіttіеѕ
why me😭
astral cypress
disabled Willie
mossy siren
disabled Willie
high five
shell forge
I think this is the fairest fight i can arrange between myself and a slapfighter
wheat leaf
i didnt hit him THAT hard
rustic gorge
guys is making halfsword in roblox a good idea?
bitter ore
yes
neat crow
I tried to arrange a fight with a seemingly brave slapfighter, but this happened...
Yall watching the video, im jamming out to Aurelio
lost bison
willy doesnt have a dick
I too have confirmed this
wheat leaf
hmm I wonder why
too busy w adopt a kid rp or wtvr goin on on roblox these days
rustic gorge
perfect
wheat leaf
back in my day we had cartride into squidward or sumn shit
fallen hound
Hello people
rustic gorge
free money as soon as I GET THE DAMN MODEL TO WORK
grave pier
wheat leaf
THAT WAS PEAK, yall werent there for the roblox cart ride era
im tellin ya you could cartride into anyone
peter griffin, spongebob, minions, it was nuts
rustic gorge
ride a minecart into mustachio man typ shi
wheat leaf
dont remember that one- 
rustic gorge
oh it was "Ride a Cart into funny peter griffin man"
wheat leaf
it was always the most absurdly elaborate track system too that took like 5 minutes to complete, except any small collision and it'd clusterfuck everyone off the track at mach 2
glory days..
rustic gorge
now its just "Steal a dead internet meme for bragging rights"
restive barn
ride a minecart into mustachio man typ shi
delete those messages for your safety
srsly
the mods hate that shit
wheat leaf
real
restive barn
and the 2nd message is a bit too close to
rustic gorge
delete those messages for your safety
u didnt see noting disappears into willy's ass
wheat leaf
delete those messages for your safety
so uhhhh, i heard you got sumn new weapon pack 🫦
restive barn
so uhhhh, i heard you got sumn new weapon pack 🫦
yes
wheat leaf
just photos or videos too
restive barn
both if possible
wheat leaf
bet. ill tag you when i do
restive barn
bet. ill tag you when i do
image and clip spam here
wheat leaf
if i do good will i be on the front page 👉 👈
fallen hound
I been trying to play half sword on my steam deck and I got the controls down
And I realized
How graphically intensive this game is
wheat leaf
How graphically intensive this game is
like is it graphically taxxing?
restive barn
if i do good will i be on the front page 👉 👈
uhh
no
my images are themed for the weird lighting blah blah blah
actually
maybe
wheat leaf
if its good enough
fallen hound
like is it graphically taxxing?
I had to turn the graphics to low and disable blood
More complex armor still slows the game down.
I thought I could at LEAST run medium
But nah
wheat leaf
I had to turn the graphics to low and disable blood
More complex armor still slo...
its 50/50. i dont know what a steam deck can do or how it compares to PC directly. if you have the capacity to get mods for the game i know halfsword enhancer gives you individual graphic settings sliders
restive barn
its 50/50. i dont know what a steam deck can do or how it compares to PC directl...
unc hurry up
wheat leaf
definitely want to keep blood turned off, gore off too sadly. if its struggling that bad to even run medium then the game might be a bit intense for steam deck, but thats not to say it cant improve with time when they update the game, the thing about it is that halfsword really isnt optimized yet, especially for stuff like the blood that is actively fucked and draws a huge graphical tax
restive barn
ayo this pack MASSIVE
111 weapons
fallen hound
definitely want to keep blood turned off, gore off too sadly. if its struggling ...
I'm also not insisting on using the steam deck, as I do have a PC, but I thought I'd give it a shot.
wheat leaf
I'm also not insisting on using the steam deck, as I do have a PC, but I thought...
yeah at this stage in development i think youd be better off sticking to PC to run it
fallen hound
yeah at this stage in development i think youd be better off sticking to PC to r...
Also I found out that controller can feel pretty natural
Pretty nice
I did have to make up some of my own controls but it's surprisingly good
wheat leaf
111 weapons
i fw it
fringe nova
we havent had much news in a little bit so i really hope the game doesnt end up delaying
mortal auroraBOT
oblique glen
@restive barn make a huge purple dіldo as a new weapon
hexed pasture
timid wraith
Have mercy
oblique glen
they should add better face gore
hexed pasture
i will tourture invicible willies and skin them alive and cut them apart
oblique glen
and a sandbox mode
hexed pasture
in a few hours