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cedar remnant
wind charm
It's a canon event for all players, you're all g
warped apex
wrist movement is hard
humble iris
civic bramble
midddd
jolly gorge
It's good play
humble iris
spin
round stone
Hanging by a string
warped apex
quality manuver
humble iris
quality manuver
thantk you !!!!1
let me see the video
clip stops at 18 seconds for me but still a bange r
humble iris
fucking ow
humble iris
now it works
warped apex
now it works
do you think I should change out the 3d text for better animated 2d font/style
humble iris
uhhhhh
i dont mind but 3d probably gives more variety and uniqueness
probably use 2d just for like random notations of gameplay
warped apex
only problem is it has no animations lol
I'll have to manually add each lyric to synce it better
humble iris
warped apex
and whenever I put work into a video on reddit I get like 40 upvotes lol
whenever it's something random I get 500+ internet points
humble iris
took a bite of the first thing i saw
give me my toes back
leaden peak
never
little wedge
humble iris
whaddya mean
main orbit
Which one do you guys think will be added? (If a firearm will be added)
humble iris
handgonne
main orbit
With a serpentine lever or a hand-held match?
astral cypress
humble iris
With a serpentine lever or a hand-held match?
would guess a match
main orbit
Fuck that would be a pain to light
If i were to guess it would be used by militia or MAYBE soldier
humble iris
yeah deff the highr tiers
main orbit
Well gonnes were a poor-mans answer to a knight no?
humble iris
i wouldnt want to shoot such a thing without gauntlets or some high tier and high quality hand and arm protection
main orbit
I mean theyre not THAT dangerous
hasty bloom
every day i pray for random EA surprise drop 🙏🏾
humble iris
I mean theyre not THAT dangerous
main orbit
https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-gif-15112361227290036695
No lol seriously
If it exploded in people's faces it wouldnt work
humble iris
i dunno i just dont wanna be missing 3 fingers and have burns!!
soft osprey
i dunno i just dont wanna be missing 3 fingers and have burns!!
Wimp ass
mental kelp
mortal auroraBOT
jolly gorge
Fuck that would be a pain to light
At least that'd help balance guns a bit
Make it hard to use
main orbit
i dunno i just dont wanna be missing 3 fingers and have burns!!
sorry, do you know how handgonnes work?
shell forge
Is it just me, or is the best way to a Willie through his butt? Asking cuz I notice that they auto-surrender through very specific impalements even when invincible
jolly gorge
If they add guns then they'd better be unreliable
With the chance of exploding the barrel and stuff
jolly gorge
If it exploded in people's faces it wouldnt work
These were documented during this period of gunpowder weapons. It just took some time for the devs to figure out how to make them more reliable.
shell forge
If they add guns then they'd better be unreliable
With Fire and Sword had misfires, and it was honestly kinda frustrating in practice
light storm
i was just playing abyss, got my right hand cut off and my left leg torn off then i got shot up into the stratosphere
light storm
If they add guns then they'd better be unreliable
theyd be unreliable but getting kills with them would sure as hell be sick as fuck
humble iris
sorry, do you know how handgonnes work?
you have big stick
then there is ball in big stick
you put gunpowder (or blackpowder i dont remember which one) on the little hole on the stick and in the stick (before the ball)
light it
big kaboom
then the bad guys die
or you hit the dirt and get mauled
jolly gorge
theyd be unreliable but getting kills with them would sure as hell be sick as fu...
That's what I'm saying
Kills would be more satisfying if it was made accurately like that
"Finally got a kill with the damn boomstick after 5 misfires"
shell forge
IMO, the only thing that should make guns unreliable should be their accuracy
jolly gorge
K
mental kelp
humble iris
you put gunpowder (or blackpowder i dont remember which one) on the little hole ...
if lets say if something went wrong (e.g. improper gunpowder measurements) you have a barrel that will be likely to burst and cause severe burns and trauma!
main orbit
if lets say if something went wrong (e.g. improper gunpowder measurements) you h...
Not really
humble iris
how so !!!
shell forge
In the game i mentioned, misfires are represented by guns doing an RNG check, and failing that check just fires the gun without a projectile
jolly gorge
IMO, the only thing that should make guns unreliable should be their accuracy
There should definitely be more factors than accuracy though. Like rain taking out the flaming cord.
humble iris
In the game i mentioned, misfires are represented by guns doing an RNG check, an...
or add chances of deviation
shell forge
Deviation?
humble iris
going off-set
jolly gorge
Deviation?
It's basically when it deviates
main orbit
The barrels were thick and tightly fastened to the stick. Blackpowder is a low explosive that doesnt really crack primitive steel barrels.
shell forge
I mean, guns are hella inaccurate back in the day, so there's going to be a LOT of "deviation"
main orbit
I mean, guns are hella inaccurate back in the day, so there's going to be a LOT ...
Not really. You could semi reliably hit a man from 70 yards away
jolly gorge
I mean, guns are hella inaccurate back in the day, so there's going to be a LOT ...
False
jolly gorge
Not really. You could semi reliably hit a man from 70 yards away
Well put
main orbit
And a smoothbore barrel only comes into the equation 100+ yards out
humble iris
who needs RANGE FINDING and LIMITS
i got pure skill and wits
set a target 500 yards out and id hit a bullseye
main orbit
There should definitely be more factors than accuracy though. Like rain taking o...
Wouldnt be that, it would be soaking the powder
shell forge
An arquebus is probably gonna be more accurate just cuz there's more barrel for the projectile and ignition to go through
main orbit
Since it had an open flash hole
jolly gorge
Wouldnt be that, it would be soaking the powder
The gun's umbrella would have to cover the match too though
If you only covered the pan, you're still screwed
main orbit
Umbrella?
shell forge
Handgonnes to my knowledge only really had barrels as long as a spear head, and could be described to the less-educated as a staff that shot fireballs
jolly gorge
The arquebus umbrella
main orbit
Handgonnes to my knowledge only really had barrels as long as a spear head, and ...
What?? 😭 😭
wheat leaf
Make the difficulty just having to fumble around matches or whatever kind of flint and steel they used for igniting the match
short apex
I mean, guns are hella inaccurate back in the day, so there's going to be a LOT ...
accuracy is for the Swiss, load forks and dimes into that blackpowder rifle immediately my fellow American
shell forge
Illustration of a handgonne
light storm
Handgonnes to my knowledge only really had barrels as long as a spear head, and ...
wait what
main orbit
Alright the amount of wrong info here is understandable but sad
light storm
Illustration of a handgonne
this is such an ancient depiction
shell forge
YOu're not gonna hit anything further than ten paces away with such little barrel
main orbit
YOu're not gonna hit anything further than ten paces away with such little barre...
What dude no lol
humble iris
Handgonnes to my knowledge only really had barrels as long as a spear head, and ...
FIREBALL STAFF
HANDGONNES ARE PURE FIREBALL STAFFS!!!
MAGIC!!!
light storm
HANDGONNES ARE PURE FIREBALL STAFFS!!!
YES
wheat leaf
YOu're not gonna hit anything further than ten paces away with such little barre...
consider how its used in the photo, from a wall or tower likely for defense against siege or attack, just lobbing fat balls of steel but in a direction you want every time
short apex
YOu're not gonna hit anything further than ten paces away with such little barre...
bro what, go look up a punt gun
that lil thing is not the norm
humble iris
YES
dont listen to these uneducated bums talking about "handgonnes"
its clearly a fireball staff
that uses magic
main orbit
Handgonnes to my knowledge only really had barrels as long as a spear head, and ...
Handgonnes consisted of a thick 10-18 inch metal barrel stuck onto a wooden staff ignited by a small powder reservoir on the top lit by a match-cord
main orbit
consider how its used in the photo, from a wall or tower likely for defense agai...
The balls were made of stone or lead
shell forge
its clearly a fireball staff
The less educated peoples would believe it shoots fireballs
wheat leaf
a handgonne like the photo depiction couldnt shoot very far, but longer barrel versions would have the length necessary to build proper velocity, seems like the barrels got thinner for that reason too
humble iris
The less educated peoples would believe it shoots fireballs
this is where your wrong
it DOES shoot fireballs
jolly gorge
The less educated peoples would believe it shoots fireballs
It's dark magic
shell forge
It was very much a staff, and i think it took decades for hand cannons to borrow the crossbow stock.
main orbit
a handgonne like the photo depiction couldnt shoot very far, but longer barrel v...
How far is "very far"?
jolly gorge
It was very much a staff, and i think it took decades for hand cannons to borrow...
It ain't shaped like one at least
jolly gorge
Make the difficulty just having to fumble around matches or whatever kind of fli...
That's exactly what I'm picturing. It'd fit the game perfectly that way.
warped apex
I threw a latern and got a headshot on the another guy I wans't going for lol
jolly gorge
That difficulty would appeal to the people who are proposing to nerf the theoretical addition by only giving people one shot
wheat leaf
How far is "very far"?
idk like probably effective range of 20-30 feet when held straight out, itd need to be aimed higher significantly as you gain even small amounts of distance, thus less fine accuracy and worse
warped apex
send gawt damn you
shell forge
Historically, have handgonnes also been used as melee weapons? Cuz I don't imagine this spike is something you don't want touching your skull.
humble iris
i mean someone has had to done it atleast once before
main orbit
Historically, have handgonnes also been used as melee weapons? Cuz I don't imagi...
Dude the spike is meant to latch onto castle walls
To absorb the recoil
wheat leaf
my thought is take that spear like handgonne, cram it with gravel and black powder and you got a big win
main orbit
idk like probably effective range of 20-30 feet when held straight out, itd need...
What?
shell forge
Dude the spike is meant to latch onto castle walls
I think a pavise is also an appropriate surface
shell forge
Iunno. I just figured the spike, while designed for one use, has been used for other things in practice.
main orbit
do you want it in another language?
That would fuck up your barrel by making micro scratches, which eventually will open up more and more with shot after shot
formal chasm
like masturbation
wheat leaf
That would fuck up your barrel by making micro scratches, which eventually will ...
gravel?
main orbit
my thought is take that spear like handgonne, cram it with gravel and black powd...
Also this was tested and it doesnt work
wheat leaf
what'd fuck up the barrel
jolly gorge
The gravel maybe
formal chasm
jolly gorge
Yeah, since theres bits of quartz and abrasive stone
So something softer like wood chips maybe?
main orbit
Also this was tested and it doesnt work
The gravel doesnt create a tight seal, so theres just a gust of fire with gravel pouring out rather than being shot out
jolly gorge
polish your stones why dont you
I would honestly take up that job
I wanna be a stone polisher for a gunner
main orbit
So something softer like wood chips maybe?
Those wouldnt do anything against anybody
jolly gorge
Those wouldnt do anything against anybody
It would, if the barrel was up against their face
Point proven
Backed by science
wheat leaf
just take a handful of rocks and spit them at the enemy with a fire spear, easy win until plate armor, but even that'd still suck
jolly gorge
just take a handful of rocks and spit them at the enemy with a fire spear, easy ...
Try sharpening one of those rocks into a stone axe
main orbit
Chunks of lead or metal/stone balls would work great, just not gravel or wood chips
main orbit
forging slag lumps
That would totally work
wheat leaf
or smelting slag i should say
jolly gorge
Smlag
wheat leaf
schlagg
jolly gorge
Slumps
main orbit
Not ideal for much of anything past 30 yards but it could work
jolly gorge
It will work
wheat leaf
What schlagg did in 1399
🤫
main orbit
It will work
Not for armor, but for unarmored people def
jolly gorge
Not for armor, but for unarmored people def
I'm only going after peasants so not bad
I'ma face the beggar boss and end up with a missing hand and no right eye
onyx anchor
bro can someone please explain why my guy is just laying on the fucking ground panting his ass off?
like get the fuck up holy shit
jolly gorge
And that's all happening before I'm even in reaching distance
wheat leaf
Not ideal for much of anything past 30 yards but it could work
this is still thinking of that pretty wide barreled spear end esque handgonne, its not gonna be super accurate or longranged because its volume over velocity. but use essentially grapeshot rocks
jolly gorge
bro can someone please explain why my guy is just laying on the fucking ground p...
Is your guy heavily armored
I can barely get up with armor
main orbit
bro can someone please explain why my guy is just laying on the fucking ground p...
I used to feel the same so instead of searching how to fix that for 20 mins, just hold W
onyx anchor
not even close
jolly gorge
What rank be ye
wheat leaf
bro can someone please explain why my guy is just laying on the fucking ground p...
is it a stamina thing?
main orbit
Nothing else, no sprinting or any other keys. Just hold W
humble iris
bro can someone please explain why my guy is just laying on the fucking ground p...
heart attack
onyx anchor
Is your guy heavily armored
literally just npants and shirt
jolly gorge
Nothing else, no sprinting or any other keys. Just hold W
Also look down to your feet
wheat leaf
stamina even when not fully depleted does effect your movement lots
onyx anchor
heart attack
like hes fucking hyperventilating like what
jolly gorge
So W + your mouse view direction
humble iris
like hes fucking hyperventilating like what
yeah i think that happened to me before
main orbit
this is still thinking of that pretty wide barreled spear end esque handgonne, i...
How wide? The biggest were only like 100 or 110 caliber
humble iris
his chest was like going crazy as he was panting and then you fell right?
shell forge
bro can someone please explain why my guy is just laying on the fucking ground p...
Low stamina, and you're probably wounded. If you can't get up and are NOT in the abyss, that'd be when you hold G to give up
main orbit
like hes fucking hyperventilating like what
Stamina
jolly gorge
like hes fucking hyperventilating like what
You just moving so mych that you let your barely clothed dude exhausted
onyx anchor
bruh
jolly gorge
Your willie is not trained for this kind of fighting
jolly gorge
He's untrained
onyx anchor
wasnt even exerting himself
main orbit
Low stamina, and you're probably wounded. If you can't get up and are NOT in the...
NEIeeeen
wheat leaf
How wide? The biggest were only like 100 or 110 caliber
oh im mistaken then the art depiction made it seem a lot wider
onyx anchor
Low stamina, and you're probably wounded. If you can't get up and are NOT in the...
im in the abyss
shell forge
You're as good as dead then, cuz you kept swinging wildly without pacing yourself
main orbit
oh im mistaken then the art depiction made it seem a lot wider
Medieval art isnt very reliable lol. (Btw 100 caliber is 1 inch in diameter)
humble iris
GODWIN!!!
onyx anchor
so hes just gonna sit there hyperventilating till he starves to death?
main orbit
shell forge
so hes just gonna sit there hyperventilating till he starves to death?
Next time, pay attention to the vignette around the screen borders. If it's darkening, it's your cue to retreat.
main orbit
I feel like proper names for the bosses would be cool
jolly gorge
so hes just gonna sit there hyperventilating till he starves to death?
He won't starve but the game will start a timer if you're downed for awhile
It's about a ten second timer
shell forge
I feel like proper names for the bosses would be cool
For the first few bosses:
Beggar: Executioner
Farmer: Wheat farmer
Commoner: Black Knight
jolly gorge
I feel like proper names for the bosses would be cool
Like Joe or Greg
Blubs is a good one for peasant boss
main orbit
I feel like proper names for the bosses would be cool
JYANOCK, THE CARPENTER (AKA: Helmet Head)
warped apex
video is going to look like garbage because of compression BUT I finished it
wheat leaf
Medieval art isnt very reliable lol. (Btw 100 caliber is 1 inch in diameter)
oh shit double mistaken i was right, i looked up a 110 caliber and it gave me not that at all lmao
at that size they'd definitely be more effective up to like 40-60 feet before having major dropoff or accuracy issues, i understand down
wheat leaf
onyx anchor
damn
this guy is a weakling
sits on the ground for like 20 minutes and is still having a panic attack
jolly gorge
For the first few bosses:
Beggar: Executioner
Farmer: Wheat farmer
Commoner: Bl...
These are just descriptions for the Halfswordian police
"Yes the black knight lookin dude robbed me last night"
shell forge
Until we get the new faces, everyone is just "Willie"
jolly gorge
Until we get the new faces, everyone is just "Willie"
The Baron may be a great exception here
shell forge
You're right, he's the "Big Willie"
main orbit
I have a small willie
silk radish
Is half sword out yet?
signal wedge
Is half sword out yet?
silk radish
https://tenor.com/view/waiting-waiting-forever-waiting-for-you-it%27s-been-84-ye...
Chill it’s only been 16 years
signal wedge
^ This was a joke
I figured lol, I didnt know how to respond
wheat leaf
Chill it’s only been 16 years
https://youtu.be/feA64wXhbjo?si=ksDa8yNx5UTrv1iE
oh how the years go by
hidden zephyr
I wonder what the devs are cooking up, haven't been any pings here in a while
totally forgot I was even in here lol
sand herald
wheat leaf
empty badger
I hate how frame rate has such an impact on fights like grappling barely functions on low fps
empty badger
modest pulsar
Crikey!
shell bronze
silk radish
Is it just me or do people who like indie games only play indie games and people who like AAA games only play AAA games
modest pulsar
Why can’t I use the music channel?
mental kelp
disciples of the double click stab
🦗 🦗 🦗
hexed pasture
If halfsword isint out this week i will commit crimes
modest pulsar
If halfsword isint out this week i will commit crimes
Dan!
I love you Dan
Thanks for the speed grow
hexed pasture
You are welcome.
soft osprey
Is it just me or do people who like indie games only play indie games and people...
I don’t mind indie games but it’s a real diamond in the rough situation. As in, just because it’s indie small dev team doesnt make it good like a lot of people like to tout. Majority of indie games are not good at all. AAA is the same in, just because it’s AAA doesnt make it bad like a lot of people like to preach
shell bronze
smartest ai
mental kelp
alt user alert
Anything u can do, I can do better
hexed pasture
I got ganged up on and one slashed my legs and the other slit my throat they are smart sometimes
shell bronze
Anything u can do, I can do better
i have never seen you methodically take down veteran/man at arms using a vanilla commoner loadout before
wassup with that
mental kelp
Liechtenauer’s art is for the blossfechten
I used to only play commoner v man at arms, sometimes higher damage on me
But I don’t even play that much anymore and I’m rust all over
mental kelp
Yea even with a drop it’s still eight miles higher than ur plateau
shell bronze
a real half sword fan who doesn't even play the game
mortal auroraBOT
shell bronze
major fraud alert
mental kelp
hope u don’t know sign language 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕
silk radish
I don’t mind indie games but it’s a real diamond in the rough situation. As in, ...
Sure, there’s a lot of indie games that aren’t objectively good but they’re all entertaining the same can’t be said for AAA
shell bronze
i don't what are you saying
atomic stump
Execution.
atomic stump
i don't what are you saying
HAI CLUELESS
silk radish
Execution.
Did you really have to cut his hand off?
atomic stump
Did you really have to cut his hand off?
Yes
soft osprey
Sure, there’s a lot of indie games that aren’t objectively good but they’re all ...
They are not all entertaining. There are hundreds of thousands of indie games
shell bronze
HAI CLUELESS
hi
atomic stump
But it’s less efficient and more painful
So? It made him drop to his knees and allowed for the execution
soft osprey
Also should talk about this in #general-catfish-🐱🐟 Thats my bad
silk radish
Majority are just bad
I didn’t say they’re good. I said they’re entertaining
name, 1 indie game that isn’t entertaining
shell bronze
How are youuuu
i am well thank you
atomic stump
i am well thank you
That is great
atomic stump
if you want an execution i have you one
But mine was beautiful
silk radish
if you want an execution i have you one
How do you capture your videos?
atomic stump
How do you capture your videos?
I use steam
shell forge
Bro literally chopped me in half when he was in no position to
silk radish
I use steam
You can do that?
atomic stump
You can do that?
shell forge
I use steam
It's pretty fucking unoptimized, unfortunately
silk radish
I’ve never even seen this kind of technology before
atomic stump
I’ve never even seen this kind of technology before
I see
kind path
caseoh threw an axe at an opponent and cut his head off it was insane
silk radish
Has anyone ever beaten the game with max damage to player and minimum to enemy?
atomic stump
caseoh threw an axe at an opponent and cut his head off it was insane
Not quite that but I love throwing swords
tough hollow
Not quite that but I love throwing swords
Well I just happen to HATE throwing swords
spiral crow
How do you guys get the short fihgt clips
jaunty isle
I am in love with dagger/buckler as a commoner
tough hollow
I am in love with dagger/buckler as a commoner
Well I HATE the dagger/buckler as a commoner
trim relic
is half sword still set for 2025?
tough hollow
is half sword still set for 2025?
NO
trim relic
great
tough hollow
2044 MINIMUM
trim relic
thank you
tough hollow
no problem citizen
silk radish
2044 MINIMUM
At least it’s releasing before GTA 6
jolly gorge
I am in love with dagger/buckler as a commoner
🤝
I love buckler with anything except spear
wheat leaf
Kreigmesser but cool
tawny anvil
makes be become attracted to sword
so beautiful
so sexy
that's the most sexiest blade i seen
wheat leaf
Pretty dang gorgeous
tawny anvil
is that useable for combat?
charred lily
Guys, how do you think? What is the most annoying enemy ingame? I think that's spearmans.
tawny anvil
Guys, how do you think? What is the most annoying enemy ingame? I think that's s...
you can move thier spear aside with your sword, easy
charred lily
you can move thier spear aside with your sword, easy
Ik, but sometimes they're annoying.
tawny anvil
Compared to katana, which is more beautiful?
silk radish
Guys, how do you think? What is the most annoying enemy ingame? I think that's s...
The baron
charred lily
The baron
Yeah, large halberdier with full weapon inventory covered in armor like a tin can.
silk radish
Yeah, large halberdier with full weapon inventory covered in armor like a tin ca...
Not to mention his ultimate ability of crashing your game 69 times in a row
charred lily
Not to mention his ultimate ability of crashing your game 69 times in a row
Ik how to counter crashing game.
tough hollow
Compared to katana, which is more beautiful?
someone outta mod these into halfsword
charred lily
Ik how to counter crashing game.
Low graphics + gentle gore level.
tawny anvil
someone outta mod these into halfsword
That sword makes me Gay to sword
Look how sexy that sword was
tough hollow
That sword makes me Gay to sword
silk radish
Look how sexy that sword was
I think that’s technically not a sword I think a sword it’s a specific type of blade just like how the falcon is not a sword
tawny anvil
the curve, the handguard
tawny anvil
I think that’s technically not a sword I think a sword it’s a specific type of b...
that's like kriegmesser then?
silk radish
that's like kriegmesser then?
Yeah
tawny anvil
that's the most beautiful Single edged sword i've ever seen
silk radish
Single edged blade you mean
tawny anvil
The curve, the Handguard, the geometry, the curved blade
Beautiful
masterpiece
if i sell this to duke of burgundy i can get a ducats
so beautiful
wheat leaf
The curve, the Handguard, the geometry, the curved blade
Being that this is a German based game and kriegsmesser’s are German you’ll prob get something similar soon, or new assets for modders to make it possible
Game will surely have messers
tawny anvil
Being that this is a German based game and kriegsmesser’s are German you’ll prob...
Yes, so beautiful
can it be used in battle though?
silk radish
Game will surely have messers
But that weapon was OP in a similar game
wheat leaf
I mean.. do you see any weapon balancing in this game? Theres some op weapons for sure
silk radish
I mean.. do you see any weapon balancing in this game? Theres some op weapons fo...
Yeah, like the single-handed handed bill hook
main orbit
OMG
wheat leaf
Yeah, like the single-handed handed bill hook
Wdym That things left and right cheek. 100% ass
main orbit
IMAGINE DIFFERENT ARENAS FOR DIDFERENT CLASSES
main orbit
Beggar, some alley
Peasant, a farmstead
Commoner, that one room in the trailer
Etc
silk radish
Wdym That things left and right cheek. 100% ass
It’s the best weapon in the game, bro what are you talking about
wheat leaf
Rage bait or hysteria, 50/50
jolly gorge
Yeah, like the single-handed handed bill hook
That bill hook is worse than the similarly shaped ancient egyptian khopesh
shell forge
Compared to katana, which is more beautiful?
Ngl, but the basket hilted longsword handle on a katana looks hella cursed
shell forge
I think it's a nodachi
silk radish
Rage bait or hysteria, 50/50
Neither it’s actually…
Both
jolly gorge
Nodachi's were bigger tho no?
mild zinc
Bare fists shouldn't outclass almost every beggar to peasant tier weapon
shell forge
Nodachi's were bigger tho no?
There's a katana right next to it. The longsword-handled blade is longer
karmic plover
yo
shell forge
And there's also more blade per blade, too
wheat leaf
Ngl, but the basket hilted longsword handle on a katana looks hella cursed
It’s just that katana’s are shorter than you think comparatively to euro swords.
Nodachi’s are beeeeg
jolly gorge
Ngl, but the basket hilted longsword handle on a katana looks hella cursed
It looks more like a kriegsmesser to me
mild zinc
It’s just that katana’s are shorter than you think comparatively to euro swords.
They are generally smaller than a longsword
I believe
mild zinc
.
shell forge
Aren't kriegsmesser blades also kinda chunky in comparison to other western swords?
mild zinc
ADVERTISER
I saw it for a split second
jolly gorge
Aren't kriegsmesser blades also kinda chunky in comparison to other western swor...
Not always
main orbit
We need a proper pike so much itd be so funny
jolly gorge
Who tf is trying to send codes
mild zinc
We need a proper pike so much itd be so funny
You'll need god like control to use it
silk radish
We got a canon teaser and a crossbow teaser. Does that mean we’re getting basic boom sticks
mild zinc
But once you master it you can end an unarmoured fight the moment it starts
wheat leaf
They are generally smaller than a longsword
Long sword is extremely vague in terms of what it actually means for length but on average katana’s are only 22-28 inch blade, long sword average 31-41 inch blade
main orbit
Ein lengschwert meister
mild zinc
Also I broke up with the long messer
Zweihanders my beloved
jolly gorge
Tucks is where it's at rn
mild zinc
Also, how common is it for there to be prongs on a zweihander?
silk radish
What the hell was that?
wheat leaf
Spam that’s all
mild zinc
What the hell was that?
Ad
silk radish
Someone report that
wheat leaf
It was handled by the bot, hence it being gone as fast as it showed up
mild zinc
It was handled by the bot, hence it being gone as fast as it showed up
Flashbanged by an advertisement
shell forge
The fact that this game is strictly European means we won't ever get to see a tabar
mild zinc
Apparently the prongs on some zweihanders are like a halfsword handguard
How common is it for a zweihander to have it?
shell forge
Or any of the other weapons of the Mamluk sultanate
proper palm
what kind of bascinet does the baron use?
jolly gorge
what kind of bascinet does the baron use?
Armet
shell forge
Beat me to it
proper palm
it was me
jolly gorge
K
proper palm
until i got confused when you said that lol
wheat leaf
How common is it for a zweihander to have it?
I think it was nearly a standard feature by the 16th-17th century between the Spadone, montante, zweihander they all carry a very similar shape and design
proper palm
what makes it not a bascinet?
whole mortar
whys it so easy to get dismembered now
silk radish
Wait a minute half sword is set in Germany and hamburgers came from Germany. Does that mean burgers are confirmed in half sword
whole mortar
ur gore settings
I assumed this at first
wheat leaf
Wait a minute half sword is set in Germany and hamburgers came from Germany. Doe...
Yes
whole mortar
but its still kind of crazy how fragile your legs and hands are
proper palm
but its still kind of crazy how fragile your legs and hands are
dmg sliders?
mild zinc
but its still kind of crazy how fragile your legs and hands are
I'm pretty sure its lore accurate
jolly gorge
what makes it not a bascinet?
My interpretation: Bascinet is a particular helmet shape that some optionally put a visor over. Armet's are built different...
mild zinc
I'm pretty sure its lore accurate
medium DMG slider is the most realistic
proper palm
My interpretation: Bascinet is a particular helmet shape that some optionally pu...
armets are usually two piece helmets
the helmet and the visor
silk radish
medium DMG slider is the most realistic
No maximum damage is more realistic, if you take a sword to the chest, you’re not gonna keep fighting
jolly gorge
Yeah
jolly gorge
No maximum damage is more realistic, if you take a sword to the chest, you’re no...
That's actually a good point
proper palm
i wont argue armets are the second greatest helmets ever
jolly gorge
That may convince me to keep the slider up to max damage
proper palm
AHEM HOUNSKULL 😍
mild zinc
i wont argue armets are the second greatest helmets ever
I'm pretty sure they were built to be the best
whole mortar
I'm pretty sure its lore accurate
The slightest bit of movement will get your arm or leg cut off
not very lore accurate
mild zinc
not very lore accurate
That's maximum DMG slider
mild zinc
That's maximum DMG slider
But it's actually fairly easy to slice of a limb
tiny marten
It’s too bad there’s no flails. Missed opportunity for the ability to get self inflicted traumatic brain injury
silk radish
Do anyone know how much half sword games is worth?
proper palm
It’s too bad there’s no flails. Missed opportunity for the ability to get self i...
shrug
we're getting crossbows
so
mild zinc
The slightest bit of movement will get your arm or leg cut off
Slicing tatami mats were actually meant to be a somewhat accurate representation of cutting a limb
mild zinc
we're getting crossbows
How do you balance that
silk radish
I wonder if we’re getting poison in half sword
mild zinc
Like miss and you're dead?
proper palm
Like miss and you're dead?
loading time
mild zinc
I wonder if we’re getting poison in half sword
How about infection?
silk radish
How about infection?
That takes too long
tiny marten
It’s possible to maim yourself with your own weapon right? Or is it just me tripping over the spiked stick like a fool?
proper palm
loading crossbows take 15 - 30 seconds
mild zinc
Wait 1h after getting cut and you die
mild zinc
It’s possible to maim yourself with your own weapon right? Or is it just me trip...
It is.
whole mortar
Slicing tatami mats were actually meant to be a somewhat accurate representation...
Ok?
jolly gorge
It’s too bad there’s no flails. Missed opportunity for the ability to get self i...
We may get agricultural flails
mild zinc
We may get agricultural flails
Just searched it up
I deadass thought that it was a real weapon
proper palm
i dont see why we cant get the hounskull'
mild zinc
I deadass thought that it was a real weapon
It was just an agricultural tool
proper palm
we already have the Y barbute
silk radish
I already know they’re not planning on adding in animals, but can they add in a dead horse?
mild zinc
I already know they’re not planning on adding in animals, but can they add in a ...
Why dead specifically
tiny marten
They used them for like… beating wheat or something right?
jolly gorge
They used them for like… beating wheat or something right?
Essentially
tiny marten
Why dead specifically
To beat
jolly gorge
Separates the grains from the grass
silk radish
Why dead specifically
So you can beat it for the lols
jolly gorge
It was just an agricultural tool
That long threshing tool was used martially, and war flails came out of that concept
jolly gorge
It’s possible to maim yourself with your own weapon right? Or is it just me trip...
It's possible
mild zinc
How were flails different from maces and polehammers?
jolly gorge
i think its possible to die by your sheathed weapon too
proper palm
How were flails different from maces and polehammers?
attatched to a chain
jolly gorge
How were flails different from maces and polehammers?
Head was more loose
silk radish
This emoji looks live action. Where did it come from?
mild zinc
attatched to a chain
Yeah but what difference does it make
mild zinc
Would it be better or worse than other blunt weapons?
proper palm
mid
tiny marten
Is there any plan to be able to use the half sword grip but switched around so the blade is to your right?
jolly gorge
Would it be better or worse than other blunt weapons?
More inconvenient imo
Due to greater risk of accidentally hitting your fellas
proper palm
Is there any plan to be able to use the half sword grip but switched around so t...
x is the switch sides key
for left and right hand
tiny marten
Every time I do it I still will half sword it with the blade to the left
Am I just a dingus?
jolly gorge
Is there any plan to be able to use the half sword grip but switched around so t...
Some weapons can't do that I notice
tiny marten
I know some pole arms can. Like the one with the hook at the end
But every sword doesn’t
proper palm
should i buy myself a hounskull bascinet?
jolly gorge
should i buy myself a hounskull bascinet?
I wouldn't advocate for it
proper palm
I wouldn't advocate for it
nah hounskulls are awesome
mild zinc
Are there any poleaxed that looks like the barons one but smaller?
proper palm
Are there any poleaxed that looks like the barons one but smaller?
billhook
tiny marten
There’s a pole hammer that kinda does
mild zinc
And which tier is it
tiny marten
Minus the gold
silk radish
Wouldn’t a half sword just be a blunt ended dagger
jolly gorge
Awesome gear ain't a good enough standard for a purchase
mild zinc
Wouldn’t a half sword just be a blunt ended dagger<a:3d_thinking:131153096393058...
Aren't daggers blunt ended
proper palm
And which tier is it
everything with either a breastplate or armor
silk radish
Aren't daggers blunt ended
No
jolly gorge
Wouldn’t a half sword just be a blunt ended dagger<a:3d_thinking:131153096393058...
Like a dirk
mild zinc
everything with either a breastplate or armor
I mean like the poleaxe with a hook at the end
proper palm
farmers billhook
mild zinc
What does blunt ended mean
jolly gorge
Aren't daggers blunt ended
Roundels have a blunt edge
jolly gorge
What does blunt ended mean
Dull at the tip, not pointy or sharp
wicked nimbus
hey guys
jolly gorge
Hi Robloxian
silk radish
Do you think we’re gonna get crossbows in half sword?
tiny marten
Tf is the point of that? I thought misericordes etc were to finish off fallen opponents in plate mail
mild zinc
Wouldn’t a half sword just be a blunt ended dagger<a:3d_thinking:131153096393058...
But aren't halfsworded swords still sharp at the end
mild zinc
bc old punching was kinda better then what it is rn
How was it?
silk radish
But aren't halfsworded swords still sharp at the end
You don’t understand the joke
mild zinc
Uh
wicked nimbus
How was it?
I feel like it was faster more funner js more realistic
mild zinc
I feel like it was faster more funner js more realistic
I hope I can still punch a knights face in with it
wicked nimbus
I hope I can still punch a knights face in with it
Fr
jolly gorge
anyone know when playtest dropping
I assume you mean Early Access. It's in my name
wicked nimbus
Yes early acsess mb
wicked nimbus
Oh
jolly gorge
2025-XX-XX is the best date we got for its release
jolly gorge
Wait i kinda forgot what ea is dropping
A lot
tiny marten
I’m excited for it
fresh gyro
Any new weapons?
yeah
silk radish
I’m excited for it
If they get the funding, it might just be better than GTA 6 the most anticipated game of the century
mild zinc
Zweihanders(with prongs)?
mild zinc
Zweihanders(with prongs)?
Add that Devs and my life is yours
tiny marten
Gta6 is pissing me off. I’m convinced the story is done and they’re just focusing on the online part and how to milk money from players with it.
silk radish
Gta6 is pissing me off. I’m convinced the story is done and they’re just focusin...
They just want zero glitches
tiny marten
But I have total confidence that the story will be amazing. GTA 5. Red dead 1 and 2… outstanding storylines. Eh okay, but if there’s not 0 glitches… I’ll be having a tantrum on tumblr. If people still do that anyway
wheat leaf
Gta6 is pissing me off. I’m convinced the story is done and they’re just focusin...
Whether they like it or not the game has insurmountable hype behind it now, any small issue is gonna get absolutely blasted by every content creator and their grandma
silk radish
wtf is Tumblr
wheat leaf
They don’t have a choice, the bar is set higher than pret much any game ever
jolly gorge
wtf is Tumblr
Social media platform
tawny anvil
silk radish
That is a nice blade
tiny marten
Hmm. Good point. I haven’t really come to terms with streamers and the attention economy being a big influence on products and branding and all that.
mild zinc
Am I tweaking or does it look double edged at the end
tiny marten
Isn’t that a messer?
tawny anvil
jolly gorge
That ain't no messer
silk radish
Where did you find it
jolly gorge
I'd be fining the messer maker if he passed that off as one
tawny anvil
Where did you find it
wheat leaf
Hmm. Good point. I haven’t really come to terms with streamers and the attention...
It’s pretty disgusting imo but it’s the reality, the ones who make content on these kinda things are counting on the game to have bugs n stuff to make money through content and opinion videos
tawny anvil
Search 2 Handed sabre
tiny marten
The top end of the blade does have an edge going down the back about half way. My guess is it’s easier to stab with?
jolly gorge
mild zinc
How do you hold that?
tiny marten
It’s pretty disgusting imo but it’s the reality, the ones who make content on th...
I guess it’s the dark side of that particular part of online culture.
wheat leaf
Moistcritikal is gonna mumble about the Asshair physics being wrong for 15 minutes, get 20 million views & make 500k
silk radish
I guess it’s the dark side of that particular part of online culture.
All of all online culture is dark
tawny anvil
How do you hold that?
the handle, the thing that looks u holdable is actually holdable, because that Downward handguard is in front
the illusion make s it feels like unholdable
mild zinc
the illusion make s it feels like unholdable
I see
mild zinc
Oh I see
fresh gyro
It’s pretty disgusting imo but it’s the reality, the ones who make content on th...
ok but releasing a buggy game is worse than a streamer merely mentioning that it is buggy
wheat leaf
Like I say, it’s not A streamer, it’s every gaming related content creator on every platform all at once
inner sable
Just wondering how do you guys get a swordfight, been playing while just had fist mode, and a brawl 4 peps, but there’s no exact mode for 1v1 with sword
tawny anvil
i feel gay to Sword now
2 handed Swiss Sabre
wheat leaf
Yeah releasing a buggy game is a major L, but they have one HIGH bar to reach
silk radish
I think what rockstar should do is release the GTA online that feels like GTAv and a premium 1 which makes everything realistic from weapons to vehicles to health
mortal auroraBOT
wheat leaf
They should stop thinking about online games until they get a anti-cheat that works ngl
No other company has been plagued by hackers this bad for this long across every multiplayer title
Granted that’s just like.. gtaV and rdr2
tiny marten
I don’t even know who these streamers are. I’ve heard of Mr beast, whom I do not care about at all, and asmongold who i think does wow content and looks like someone who sleeps on park benches. I’ve never been a big fan of watching streaming. It’s like Camgirls back in 2004.
silk radish
They should stop thinking about online games until they get a anti-cheat that wo...
There’s a simple solution have everything be run on their servers no client side
wheat leaf
Tell rockstar
silk radish
Tell rockstar
Where?
wheat leaf
I don’t even know who these streamers are. I’ve heard of Mr beast, whom I do not...
Real, I barely watch em either but it’s insane how many other ppl watch that content religiously
shell bronze
very interesting topic of discussion
silk radish
very interesting topic of discussion
Yes, it’s not half sword
wheat leaf
https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-gif-12256655659672538621
I don’t see a hoop, what’s he dunking for
shell bronze
silk radish
When life gives you half a sword you make a game that’s top 10 wish listed
jolly gorge
#general-catfish-🐱🐟 is more on topic than #halfsword-chat-⚔
What in the Joe
What the Joe mama
wheat leaf
To be expected, there’s nothing new to talk about w this game really
Just waiting, making conversation
tiny marten
My bad.
jolly gorge
To be expected, there’s nothing new to talk about w this game really
There is bruh u just gotta explore the field
tiny marten
If they make a sequel, it must be named Whole sword
jolly gorge
If they make a sequel, it must be named Whole sword
Name sucks
silk radish
If they make a sequel, it must be named Whole sword
That joke has been made 1 million times
jolly gorge
Sounds more like a grocery
tiny marten
I just got here so it’s the first time I’ve heard it
shell bronze
To be expected, there’s nothing new to talk about w this game really
spam clips
or talk more about what little the game offers
tiny marten
Yeah get some fresh willie by the pound
wheat leaf
There is bruh u just gotta explore the field
My brother in Christ we are confined to a gravel square, there is no field. The grass swaying in the wind will not caress your skin like waves on the shore. We have spent hundreds, if not thousands of hours doing it over and over
jolly gorge
To be expected, there’s nothing new to talk about w this game really
Chess has been out for centuries but there's still so much to talk about
silk radish
I’m excited for 1/3 of a sword coming this year
wheat leaf
Chess has been out for centuries but there's still so much to talk about
Name 1 chess player
No googling
wheat leaf
Yeah yeah you made those up
jolly gorge
Daniel Naroditsky died
wheat leaf
fresh gyro
My brother in Christ we are confined to a gravel square, there is no field. The ...
not just a gravel square, there is also an infinite-ish abyss
mild zinc
I’m excited for 1/3 of a sword coming this year
Quartersword when?
jolly gorge
I'm just naming the super popular dudes though
wheat leaf
Died of boredom dude he played chess
jolly gorge
Like Yasser Seirawan
silk radish
Quartersword when?
Now
wheat leaf
Quartersword when?
We waiting on 3/8ths sword rn
jolly gorge
My brother in Christ we are confined to a gravel square, there is no field. The ...
U just described a lot of good games
Owned
wheat leaf
I did. But I ain’t talkin about them
I’m talkin bout halfsword.. and chess apparently now
jolly gorge
Half Sword is perfect as it is
shell bronze
We waiting on 3/8ths sword rn
i prefer 5/16ths sword
wheat leaf
Yeah you seem like you enjoy a 5/16ths sword
tiny marten
3/8ths is nice too
jolly gorge
Holy roast
mild zinc
i prefer 5/16ths sword
π/2 sword is gonna be peak trust guys
silk radish
I think the mod is gone there completely clueless
jolly gorge
@shell bronze r u offline
wheat leaf
I wonder how mods will fare with the update
shell bronze
what
wheat leaf
The great purge of all me cool ovrdth skins..
jolly gorge
Dude is ragebaitin
tiny marten
The gay spamming guy?
jolly gorge
The gay spamming guy?
His message history today was more than that
tiny marten
I’m sure it wasn’t very enlightening
silk radish
His message history today was more than that
Is your name a lie?
tiny marten
Mine is
jolly gorge
Is your name a lie?<:willipa:1192071447145873518>
It's based off the current plan to release EA during 2025 but I can't guarantee it
wheat leaf
lil combo from earlier
wheat leaf
you doin too much moving and swinging, let willie do it himself
delicate lava
Goonsquad rolling up to HS EA release
spiral crow
Real odd fight here
shell bronze
proper palm
what is this purple leather part called
tough hollow
purple leather part
wheat leaf
Real odd fight here
we love stealing polearms
spiral crow
what is this purple leather part called
Strip
spiral crow
Or a strap
spiral crow
we love stealing polearms
"You using a polearm? Gimme that!"
shell bronze
most difficult 1h fight
wheat leaf
feel bad for willies with a 1h sometimes.
proper palm
after tweaking some settings with trash amd i finally can run high graphics on hs
patent carbon
god thank thy name for glaive
wheat leaf
god thank thy name for glaive
its a bardiche
patent carbon
is it
tough hollow
bardih
shell bronze
shell bronze
good exchange
tough hollow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206033523635392574/1439855479219032138/1...
imbeddidy fail to top it all off
patent carbon
why i dont able to attach a video
tough hollow
try chucking pumkin pies at your neighbors ceiling fan
devout fjord
patent carbon
try chucking jellybeans at their pets then
yo
sour estuary
anyone love crouching down to grab a weapon and willie just crouches down and stays there to look at the weapon waiting to get stabbed but doesn't pick it up
tough hollow
no
patent carbon
no bro
sour estuary
such a pleasureable experience
shell bronze
ukenagashi parry
shell bronze
random shitpost #1
devout fjord
random shitpost #1
erm
tough hollow
jolly gorge
Me trying to immerse in the estoc when I can barely thrust ingame
hasty blade
hbelo
tough hollow
goodbye
tall helm
goodbye
wintry laurel
good poke here
shell bronze
moulinet
shell bronze
the vicious rapier is on god more fun to use as a saber
wheat leaf
sticky mf
wheat leaf
the vicious rapier is on god more fun to use as a saber
it can do pretty fun pommel strikes too
shell bronze
it's because of how fast it moves
wheat leaf
i enjoy it a lot too, handles nicely for a 1h
shell bronze
the only remotely acceptable 1h handling wise
wheat leaf
the cup hilt rapier of the 3rd pack is super nice too if you havent tried it
its a true long rapier though which doesnt work so well with 1h thrusts i find, but it cuts like a fencing saber
warped pond
does anyone know if reverse grip will be put in the game later in development? atleast for daggers it would make sense imo
tough hollow
does anyone know if reverse grip will be put in the game later in development? a...
no they told me
warped pond
fr?
that sucks, finishing people with a dagger in reverse grip on the ground would be cool
tough hollow
im lying son
warped pond
ok im gullible 😭
tough hollow
its okay son
wheat leaf
sudden ravine
bro these devs really dragging out the release date for ea 💔
we getting this shi on christmas
tough hollow
does anyone know?
i do
whole marsh
france, britain, uhh
tough hollow
connecitcut and ohio
jolly gorge
what factions are offered ingame?
Holy Roman Empire, Kingdom of France, Kingdom of England, Kingdom of Bohemia
tough hollow
Holy Roman Empire, Kingdom of France, Kingdom of England, Kingdom of Bohemia
thats a weird way to say conneicut and ohio
shell bronze
wheat leaf
jolly gorge
Care to join my knightly retinue? I seek wielders of le thrusting seord.
I pay bad (RP-wise) but I try to pay at all.
wheat leaf
i been stabbin
tough hollow
dawg what the hell r u talkign about
wheat leaf
im throwin thrusts you never seen from stances you never heard of
shell bronze
warped pond
is it just me or are clueless' clips bugged
warped pond
dang, definitely is
jolly gorge
Discord is not always reliable with loading clips
tough hollow
is it just me or are clueless' clips bugged
just you
wheat leaf
Sooo is that a yes
how good are you at stabbing
jolly gorge
newly posted clips are particularly bad
mortal auroraBOT
wheat leaf
i too wanna stab more irl
warped pond
newly posted clips are particularly bad
i cant see any of his clips, i just see a static image and hear the sound
distant ore
rondel
warped pond
weird
jolly gorge
I have no idea what I'm delving into but estocs and tucks are appealing
tough hollow
I'm learning
new username every 23 seconds
shell bronze
jolly gorge
Bro who removed my username
jolly gorge
new username every 23 seconds
ItMs just my display now
wheat leaf
I have no idea what I'm delving into but estocs and tucks are appealing
tucks?
whole marsh
as a czech person, bohemia
wish we had some russian action!
tough hollow
ItMs just my display now
fart mode of poop and pee
shell bronze
fun fact, left handed 1h usage is the only 1h stance where willie has actually proper footwork
warped pond
wish we had some russian action!
could happen in the future, i hope they delve deep into other nations militaries
jolly gorge
how good are you at stabbing
I do be trying to get back to thrusting weapons in general tho. I've always liked them but I briefly went messer mode for some reason.
tough hollow
could happen in the future, i hope they delve deep into other nations militaries
this will never happen they said on stream
jolly gorge
tucks?
English variant of the French word estoc, popularly used to refer to the English foot soldier's sword in the 17th century
warped pond
this will never happen they said on stream
russian military in particular or adding other militaries?
jolly gorge
Blunt, pointy side sword
tough hollow
russian military in particular or adding other militaries?
russian
wheat leaf
English variant of the French word estoc, popularly used to refer to the English...
ah ok i see makes sense
wheat leaf
i use polearms most for thrusts, they are insanely stable
warped pond
cuz if yes, thats a dumb reason imho
tough hollow
damn, is it related to what russia is doing now?
no bro im lying out of my ass
warped pond
no bro im lying out of my ass
was it you that gaslit me before
tough hollow
was it you that gaslit me before
i have no clue
shell bronze
tough hollow
i hate you runkyexplunky
sorry lukeass ill try to be a better person next time
it also says gullible on the ceiling btw
warped pond
honestly i should paint that on my ceiling at this point
tough hollow
whyy not
shell bronze
jolly gorge
i use polearms most for thrusts, they are insanely stable
Not a bad idea. I'm just sticking to the sword cuz that'd be most realistically aligned to what I'm planning to do irl
Le tucky
shell bronze
tough hollow
i use polearms most for thrusts, they are insanely stable
i only use the polearms in high tier so whenever i thrust its usually blunt
warped pond
also just curious, is your character weaker in the ultimate challenge? feels like it to me unless its just a massive skill issue
wheat leaf
Not a bad idea. I'm just sticking to the sword cuz that'd be most realistically ...
valid, i do enjoy it w swords too it they are much more agile in a thrust
wheat leaf
i only use the polearms in high tier so whenever i thrust its usually blunt
you not thrustin right
tough hollow
also just curious, is your character weaker in the ultimate challenge? feels lik...
yea it bumps up player damage to give more of a challenge
shell bronze
warped pond
yea it bumps up player damage to give more of a challenge
im gonna trust you this one time
tough hollow
im gonna trust you this one time
i lied agian im sorry luke
warped pond
goddamnit.
wheat leaf
this basket hilt dont even work smh
tough hollow
you not thrustin right
bruh what is the tip supposed to go through the guys armor
shell bronze
you not thrustin right
jolly gorge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1419546974369349762/4...
OHHH
tough hollow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1419546974369349762/4...
bru ur guy didnt have a armet on
jolly gorge
bru ur guy didnt have a armet on
Good
shell bronze
imagine playing knight expecting consistent flesh hits
tough hollow
imagine playing knight expecting consistent flesh hits
i never said i was expecting flesh hits i js said my thrusts were blunt uncle theadore
wheat leaf
i never said i was expecting flesh hits i js said my thrusts were blunt uncle th...
blunt thrust 🥀
tough hollow
i never said i was expecting flesh hits i js said my thrusts were blunt uncle th...
i can see hpw ypu wpi;d asisa,e tnsan pot thpgjtj
jolly gorge
Clueless's Discord avatar is exactly the expression his character makes after owning his opponents
dusty gull
i can see hpw ypu wpi;d asisa,e tnsan pot thpgjtj
casual stroke sufferer
tough hollow
casual stroke sufferer
what is br p aga ragian
warped pond
i can see hpw ypu wpi;d asisa,e tnsan pot thpgjtj
lay off the saviour schnapps
tough hollow
lay off the saviour schnapps
tough hollow
lay off the saviour schnapps
im not even adicaedsa ayiu fart ashahwgaed
warped pond
you are addicted brother
shell bronze
Clueless's Discord avatar is exactly the expression his character makes after ow...
it's what they know me for
warped pond
lay off the schnapps brother
tough hollow
blunt thrust 🥀
okay so i am supposed to shove the point through the steel got it
jolly gorge
blunt thrust 🥀
Good god
tough hollow
https://tenor.com/view/mmhmm-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-gif-17862990
i didi rt
tough hollow
post game interview with the victum
tough hollow
post game interview with the victum
he screams in agony
jolly gorge
His bevor merged with flesh
wheat leaf
genuine tortured soul
warped pond
post game interview with the victum
what did he have to say
tough hollow
what did he have to say
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
whole marsh
do yall like swept hilt or cup hilt for yo rapiers
tough hollow
do yall like swept hilt or cup hilt for yo rapiers
i prefer shotguns
wheat leaf
the one that guards
jolly gorge
do yall like swept hilt or cup hilt for yo rapiers
I prefer traditional hilt for my tuck
Basic azz
warped pond
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
im glad you got rid of him, he should work on his vocab
tough hollow
im glad you got rid of him, he should work on his vocab
u right twin
whole marsh
the one that guards
swept hilt doesnt guard well
jolly gorge
im glad you got rid of him, he should work on his vocab
We can help with that by establishing a public broadcasting service for Half Sword
jolly gorge
The service can introduce a show designed to develop Willie literacy
warped pond
The service can introduce a show designed to develop Willie literacy
now i want a vocabulary lesson in the game, thank you.
lets add a jester to that
whole marsh
werent swept hilts just a flex
basically yes, but they mostly show in earlier designs
they stopped being a flex due to just being unpracticality i assume
wheat leaf
swept hilt doesnt guard well
i like a uhhhhh like the round one yknow
jolly gorge
lets add a jester to that
And a tavern
jolly gorge
now i want a vocabulary lesson in the game, thank you.
Honestly that'd be lit if an NPC ingame taught late medieval english
warped pond
And a tavern
a drunk willie bare knuckle fight would be awesome
tough hollow
a gambling system with pay 2 win features would also be awesome
whole marsh
i like a uhhhhh like the round one yknow
it would be cool if we had parrying dagger with reinforced hilt
warped pond
a gambling system with pay 2 win features would also be awesome
get out EA lover
jolly gorge
a gambling system with pay 2 win features would also be awesome
Wrong EA appreciation
whole marsh
i noticed that while trying to use my stiletto, the ragdoll physics jank causes me to constantly lose fingers
jolly gorge
We love early access not Electronic Arts Inc.
tough hollow
your telling me you guys arent excited to slap willies with stacks of cash after hitting it big at the casino
you guys arent real halfsworders
warped pond
i dont want to pay real life money to slap willies with cash
jolly gorge
Ok but I literally grip my sword halfswordingly
whole marsh
a gambling system with pay 2 win features would also be awesome
reroll loadout:
jolly gorge
Can't get any more halfsword than that
tough hollow
reroll loadout:
3 bucks minimum
warped pond
insta baron loadout would be what, 1k? 😭
shell bronze
10th dan kendoka vs cringe shield user in armor
jolly gorge
Imagine turning the weapon randomizer into a gambling system
tough hollow
scratcg tgat
jolly gorge
That'd be pretty bad
warped pond
per milisecond of use
i was gonna say thats pretty cheap until you added the second part
tough hollow
every ounce of gold in the barons armor you have to pay in the real us gold conversion rate
jolly gorge
It's only thinly gilded
warped pond
every ounce of gold in the barons armor you have to pay in the real us gold conv...
andrew wilson is that you
jolly gorge
And it's fake gold
tough hollow
andrew wilson is that you
no its anton chirug
jolly gorge
Hi Joe Prime
warped pond
optimus biden
tough hollow
yes
shell bronze
parrying them is a waste of time
what tier you fighting them in
i will show you how to counter with every weapon
soldier?
wheat leaf
found a basket hilt, very nice 1h 
tough hollow
thats usually why i press ` to snap their necks instead
solid you are saucy w it uncle
jolly gorge
thats usually why i press ` to snap their necks instead
Is this real