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guys does anyone know how to restart the progress on half sword i killed the final boss like 7 times and it dont restart
good 69/10
Is that Baron veiny dih?
.
Veins are in progress
WHICH WILL RELEASE FIRST. EA OR THE VEINS
i think reinstall works
i did it but nothing changed
damn well idk
Did you die
I’m pret sure it’s really quite simple.. but I don’t know either
I stg it was not nearly that complex when I had to reset wtf
thats complex for you?
Call me crazy, there should be a "reset progress" button in the menu
No I just mean I coulda sworn it didn’t involve files n shit
Just ingame
Opening appdata is complicated asf
It is overly complex for no reason, to pretend like 4 individual steps to perform a single action in a game isn't complex is crazy
Complex doesn't mean hard
I think any changes to the demo isn't really viable anymore
Thinking 4 steps is complex is fuckin wild ngl
Im just gonna assume this was bait I fell for
thank you man
You’re welcome
it was easier to do before half sword existed
Are you really defending the need to go outside of the game to modify game files as good gameplay?
staff arriving not to deal with some dude giving baron a veiny dick but to prove that the most elaborate and unnecessary method of restarting to ever exist in gaming is not elaborate or complex
LOOOOL
Good gameplay? Bro resetting is for people who can’t beat the game. And yes, I am defending needing to literally navigate to a folder to delete something
Wdym
Because that’s just
Just make it a button in the pause menu and fix the problem for everyone involved? I'm the crazy one I guess
So dumb lol
It's clearly an issue since multiple people ask about it on a fairly regular basis
I don’t know why they don’t pin it
uhhidkmyname posted at least four depictions of it
Yes people not being able to beat the game and wanting to reset it is common
oh it's in this chat too
Yet none of those people complain
CAN WE BAN THIS GUY PLEASE
Who
You are literally the first person I’ve ever seen complaint about the four step process
I thought we were talking about those who already won and wanted to reset
I'm the FIRST? Lmfao
I only managed to beat it now that i got a new pc cuz on my old one it would always give me fatal error on ultimate challange
There was a guy asking and complaining about it literally 5 minutes ago, it's the only reason I brought it up
explain how u got this?
In my year of moderation and two years in the server, yes. This is the first time I’ve seen someone have an issue with it
We usually just ignore them
Universal unreal engine 5 unlocker
Bro has the upside down in his halfsword wtf
crazy
Why? It's totally valid constructive criticism, it's not like we're saying the game is bad. It's a great game. It's just lacking a quality of life feature that would improve the player experience even more. The fact the bad mechanic is not only being defended, but I'm being laughed at for even considering that it's a bad mechanic is so delusional.
people complaining there isnt a reset button in a gauntlet mode smh my head
Yeah but you can say that about anything
Yap
It's a bad mechanic to allow gauntlet mode to be reset
Which is exactly why constructive criticism should be accepted instead of just blatantly ignored or laughed at lmfao
show proof or banned for misinfo
It's a bad mechanic to add more replayability?
How?
Because I sayed so
People want everyone to have the same opinion as them and if someone disagrees than theyre being attacked suddenly
Okay
People don’t have to agree with you and voicing their opinion over it isn’t an attack
Screw replayability
I just got eaten by a beak thing
Rembember: this is an oligarchy server not a democracy, take that constructive criticism anywhere else
kenshi mentioned
Not completely
That’s right, like to the channel it belongs in #1047240101152960525
You literally called me and the other guy stupid what are you smoking?
When tf did I call you stupid??
Victim complex is off the charts
I just annexed 1 sq. ft. of the northwestern Half Sword Discord server
Can we crucify this dude
What!
the victim chart arrow is spinning
#halfsword-chat-⚔ message Right here when you said that my implication was dumb. You're directly calling me dumb here.
Idk what annex means so he’s clearly up to no good
I thought we were friends
na
resetting the game is kinda inconvenient
making it a feature instead of having to die in the abyss everytime is a good idea
Et tu, brute
Saying your idea is dumb is not calling you dumb lol but I see how you saw it like that.
so dumb
he identifies as the idea
hey I fell asleep can somebody give me a recap of what happened in the stream?
he's the real physical embodiment of the idea
Watch m00’s vod
how about we give you a recap of what's going on right now in #halfsword-chat-⚔
In detail please
Prob water, not very much tho otherwise it’d be a river not a stream
Excruciating detail
I was wondering why the community to this fantastic game is so miniscule
Thank you staff team for answering my unasked question
💀
like, can somebody just give me the ball points? I have the attention span of a grape
🍿
I annexed 1 sq. ft. of Northwestern Half Sword Discord server and then @wheat leaf started retaliating
yup sure is a small number
in other news, the mods are parleying with some brigands in the chat
Minimal 😭 smh my head
LET US PARLEY THAN PERISHEN
one anecdotal experience = this game’s community is washed
Your honor I’m a proud playa’ of this land, I saw a word I didn’t understand and thought the reasonable punishment was the crucifix, can I be blamed?
LOOOL
i'm enaging in conquest
He’s trying to form an uprising
there are so many things to add to the game, adding a im bad button pwease reset me, shouldnt be that high of a priority
Perhaps even a willierising
Tbf like what reason is there not to have a reset button? Any other game in the history of ever wants you to play again and shows it
unfinished tech demo:
I shouldn’t have to do some complex coding to reset
Mario has a reset button btw
open cmd prompt, type ipconfig
you're a hacker now
Jesus dude like what’s all this coding n shit
This game has a reset button it’s called delete uninstall
I shouldn’t have to say ‘I’m in’ like it’s a mf action movie breaking past the firewall to reset it
my reset button is killing the fkin baron
ipconfig /all
i don’t know dick about coding but it’s real easy to follow most tutorials for stuff like that
"Quit to desktop"
Oh killing baron resets too?
i dont care about resetting but this is a genuinely hilarious perspective
it does for me
I never had to follow the common set of directions cuz it already reset for me
Killing Baron in order to reset is even more complicated
So make it EAAAASSSY on yourseheheeeeelf
Oh word I thought you had to do that after beating baron
See if you completed gauntlet and then had to do this rigamaroll garbanzo that’d be dumb
don't see the issue because of the simple fact that this is an unfinished showcase and that it would be defying common sense to not add qol stuff like this in early access
if you were at a bar and someone handed you a shot and you drank it and then he's like that was melted butter, what would your reaction be?
- beating baron resets
i’d get upset that coding is too complicated
so people who ask for reset either don't know that you have to do UC or are so ass they cannot complete UC
I’d probably laugh myself soiled that’d be hilarious
We don’t speak Italian
off to google translate i go
pretty sure that’s spanish bud
You what?
I know gabagool when I see it
Shit ain’t we all a lil suslik
speaking of features that should be implemented, surprised Discord doesn’t have an translate feature for messages
I wouldn’t use it
same
There is art to not understand what they are saying
i'm anti-auto translator
Yeah that’s about as good as I expected the italiano channel to be
i mean yea most of the time they suck i just figured it’d be something alr implemented
i think we can all agree replayability is bad
Case closed
NEXT CASE
Alright... @eternal trail is accused of finishing off everyone in the arena...
Not even cool community service, gonna replace that truck that sweeps the roadside with you and a broom
the community service: picking up each leaf with a tweezer
A WHAT
you can bypass the community service by joining my lance fournier in conquest of halfswordia
Any further updates on the release date past other than Q4
yes they actually updated the release date to make it even MORE precise
nah brah
If you actually listened to the livestream.
what did they say
Who tf watches livestreams in 2025
They said the EA release date will be during 2025-11-15/2025-12-31
was i pinged for anything important? lol
na
I didn’t ping but post sumn cool rq
There was a stream
Important:
Thank you for your attention
so not a release drop
No
pretty sure it’s a “it’ll drop when it drops” situation between now and the end of the year
This has a stunning amount of detail about Early Access: http://www.half-sword.com/index.html
my banner of arms goes hard
jk
Ts just stressing me out
I can’t tell if the harps are individually surrounded by red and white or if it’s a bunch of random background polands
yes its a bordure
i forgot the proper name for that kind of border
Poland border
LOOOOL
this was an old goofy banner I made for a town i had
"town"
people noticed i kept changing the heraldry so i made it a practice to constantly update it with bits like this just to mess with people
What do u think the Ovrdrth mod is
your mom already added it
ONWED
what is that?
Based no lock-on
half sword
true
And when will the game be released?
Soon (between right now and never)
iI'm serious, didn't you say?
tell em goober
#1.... hmmm....
I'm the self proclaimed patron of messer & buckler and sallets
No idea. Can't distinguish the real announcements from the Reddit bait anymore.
Ah your finally awake

what no release date does to a mf
It really does tbf
i am
see i think goobers better than me at 1h sword stuff overall.. but i spent longer than any rational person would on rapier trying to do rapier shit
i am eating pretzels with peanut butter
and lemme tell you
it tastes good
rapier made out of pretzels
saltrock
sounds like a good idea
italians were on some bullshit like that
Food imitates art
So the game is literally just the arena and abyss, while all the gameplay components get improved
kendo master
chad 20th dan kendoka vs cringe hema larpers and peasants
rapier is from historical arms pack on nexus
oh ok
why did i get pinged
hewing
most are meant for thrusts though
hewing means like cuts and slices
are the thrusters sharpened
maybe its just due to how long this rapier mod is but its genuinely difficult to use like a rapier. only ever got a couple good clips
So make it
rapiers are pointy yes
Does anyone else attempt to do non-lethal takedowns or am I just weird?
joey on yoself
I also have an idea! My idea is, that you shouldn’t have any more ideas
What if it's a good idea tho
Like giving me money
Where does the Rapier end and where does the Estoc begin?
with how many hands you got on it
Two handed vs one handed I guess?
when you dont have 4 sides pronging out from the hilt making the blade itself
interesting
Rapiers would make for an interesting high-tier weapon viable for the low ranks
Anything above that and it performs like dookie
Mmmhm
Rapier is just cooler
I'm pretty sure epees are a modern safe version of rapiers, right?
i have no knowledge on epees so i gotta go with my bot rapier!
rapier than epee
Epee is way too tryhard
rapier is just better than epee
i wonder if pepole died from these duels
But also ludicrously light and so flexible they couldn’t parry anything but another epee
Eppe is shorter
gun = defeats both
They are faster in the sense that a drag car is faster in a straight line but worse at literally everything else
isee i see!!
oh those flexible thingies
Eppe also don't have an edge unlike a rapier
Did blud get banned or wht
Its basically a needle
Epee, spardoon, smallsword
THE RAPIER ADVISOR GOT BANNED
NO epee’s in the hs chat allowed
I don't get it
GUYS
They're cracking down on us, yes
why did he delete his message
Quick. Rally the troops at the boat.
Bro got banned
Don’t think abt the different sword types too hard, it’s mostly era/location based for swords that act the same with slight variation in design and usage
actually idk but all his messages are gone so, safe assumption
what was his user again
Idk he’s just gone
Why did Easter do this
The swords themselves usually predate the modern terms we give them no?
Thats actually really funny
Yes WE are blaming it on @soft osprey
It’s funny because it’s true
It’s ok Easter
Sometimes we misclick
Just remember I am on your side
I mean yes and no, those names aren’t just made up necessarily they are translations n such
Moai loyalists vs Half Sword burghers
I know that dude before he was a moderator looking down on yall peasants
Consider for example how long sword refers to almost any sword ever depending on when and who you ask
hey some of us leveled up to commoner or higher
Are you a Regular yet?
i'm a regular eater of sushi
Erm Acktually the term Longsword was not historical!
They called all swords "sword" Regardless of size Aktually!
Kinda mid tho, I mean if you prefer sushi you do you
i dont rank food like that unless the preference involves raisins or pineapples as a topping
But how would you define two swords of different lengths ? Was the word long not invented until recent history?
how I rank food:
- food
- food with raisins, pineapples
I like my salmon cooked with garlic, salt and pepper
Yeah they usually just mean "sword" iirc, I'm not that knowledgeable on this but my interpretation is that modern enthusiasts are the ones who give these swords specific classifications, where people from the past probably just called them "sword"
Gladius just means sword
Katana just means sword
Messer means knife
Idk if I'm intelligible, forgive the midnight rambling lmao
Yeah pret much
which actual names im gonna guess
okay that doesn't involve raisins or pineapple. ur safe.
like how the zweilhander is a greatsword but they didnt call it greatsword they called it zweilhander
if that makes sense
Pineapple pizza is pretty dang banging
i likey likey... it is green...
no
Oliebollen with raisins also do be banging
Well zweihander is just a 2h sword
Zwei = two
Two hander lmao
keep them away
i dont know the prefixes!!!
can we go back to food that doesnt involve raisin or pineapple
what is this? Some kind of Fallout 3 shenanigans?
Frikandel?
Same with kriegsmesser
Krieg = war
messer = knife
We can just agree that all the historical names for swords are extremely local and basic and have little consideration for the swords before, after, and elsewhere from it
MESSERS MENTIONED?
Sauerkraut
Here here
Thus the naming game for swords is kinda balls
No bro i love my sword called twohander
Who are you??
Flashbacks to "scimitar"
This is my messer of choice
Qui x
Goober
Im a goofy goober rock
Victorinox? I bet your go-to taunt is "I'll swiss cheese yo ass"
i'm a joey jooer
not my taunt but i like using the word cheese
i'm cheesin' it
WERE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH
GOOFY
GOOFY
GOOFY
GOOBER!
thank you for that concert
Anyway, have y'all deliberately tried to take down opponents non-lethal style?
I don’t remember if it was the movie or just an episode but it slapped
Movie, it was gas
Best SpongeBob movie
It wasn’t trying to be sumn crazy, it was just another episode but better and longer
schlachtschhwert
battle sword
Good 'ol times when dad just pirated the newest movies with shaky camera and russian subtitles
MOVIE MY GUY, WITH David Hasselhoff!!!!
Schlatt schwert?
Schlatt sword

i like how the #halfsword-chat-⚔ is general and #general-catfish-🐱🐟 is half sword lol
An attempt
half sword 3
Anyone quick recap of any additional HS details from todays stream?
non lethal to him, lethal to his chance at a bloodline tho
Idk how this happened but it won’t go back 
For as long as ive been around general chat had way more messages than halfsword, now everyone chats in halfsword and general has half the messages
lol
Nah man that's one of the heaviest bleed wound spots
AAAA mi HUEVO
general is more like off-topic cuz halfsword is on-topic
Question why was I pinged though?
Youre gonna make me lose my mind
can you find your ping box
anyone can be pinged at any moment so you're better off seeing your personal inbox
like i can ping @wheat leaf right now
i got this one too i didnt kill him i just wiggled that shit around until he tapped out
Dare I say, drive you Crazy?
and no one will ever know
youre doing the sawing motion they discussed during the livestream
what a pro
No notification in my tracker and no notification in my mentions so the message was deleted, but I was pinged here today
i have come to learn that being a mod means telling people the release window and telling them how to find where they've been pinged. seems managable!
Sometime in the last hour or two
ah disregard it then
JUNK MAIL
instead of that rigamaroll, go to the searchbar, use the Mentions: filter and add your username
It was for a stream
some volunteers took up this job too
brings up any mention that used your ID
Already did that first, nothing was there
then your schizophrenic, duh
or use the rigmaroll so you can view the comprehensive pingship
they waffled about my wiggle technique?
Spawn Abyss, instand U5 Error. That's a new one.
Danke
they dont know SHIT about the wiggle lemme tell ya
all the whispers i hear would disagree 🙄
if you watched the livestream in 2025 you'd know that
i dont watch livestreams i just get mad when they do anything but release EA
Nobody wiggles willies like Willies wiggle willies
where the ping at
butter and cheese burriot
tf kinda business arrangement you got goin on with them cranial covers dude
what kinda mischievous deal were you cooking up
u can listen too
lord
dont worry about it
my vision not very good so i just listen
it took me a moment to find out what cranial covers was
No words of consolation will make me joe less
no i just stay blissfully unaware about game development so i can ask questions that were already answered at a later convenience
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This is very much objectively based and real
sword it tuff
is early access real or is this demo the final product
Wron g
early access fake
corec t
i create engagement and conversation amongst the community 💪
this kinda reminded me of an americana armbar ngl
I think it'd be better if we just kept everyone uninformed that early access is even a thing so that we don't get hopes up
Secret operation
xartosh on his way to duel me and prove my buckler choice is bad
ive had this thought go through my head a number of times that i hope they do absolutely nothing to disclose PVP, but add it anyways. but make every willie look like a default willie to the other player so the mods dont interfer
itd be funny
how long it'd take people to catch on, the amount of chaos brought by those defending that PVP doesnt exist, while those who are certain it does combat it. itd be amazing
lol
Stab feels incredibly inconsistent
it is
just get good tho
or no its consistent, but its just consistently bad and very vague with it
it's inconsistently good and consistently bad
to be honest unless i am playing on 75% damage to NPC their health feels inconsistent
like i can poke a dude in a hip and he will give up
yo when is early access coming out i’m getting impatient
and then a guy without a hand and a slit throat stabs me
doesn't matter where
i get split in half
just lock in and stab them
i think they said sometime this year
you get poked in the hip and tell me how you feel!
that’s not bad
it's kinda bad cuz it'd be better timing if they delayed it
probably december
prollu like i get poked in the hip
lets pray its this month 🙏
maybe by a few years or so
no bruh
u right
I would feel like not about to be split in half
you were talking about them giving up not getting split in half
is the game not ready at all?
i think it might be
yall is this tuff?
and they're just looking for a good time to release (MAYBE)
this sheet is confirmed on the steam page
lanturn boss reawaken
i mean there should be consistency. I can believe when they fight to the death or when they try to preserve themself
but some do and some don't
Check the Early Access list of questions: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ @humble iris
Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend t…
2025
which feels very weird to play
What is the current state of the Early Access version?
“The game is fully playable, stable, and already highly enjoyable. While you may encounter occasional minor bugs, there shouldn’t be any major issues.
As for features already in game, please refer to the "About This" section.”
launtern boss standing on a pile of dead peasants
i mean its realistic considering your hips are quite important to how you work with your weapon
at night
ahh i see
i dont think preserving myself with a gaping hole that severs my hip muscles by trying to fight is gonna work
vro wtf is that name 😭
so giving up is the only way of "preserving" one's self
what 😭
when update
2025
wdym by "should be"
still fighting or giving up
Does anyone play with a shild?
should clueless UNVETO runkyexplunky?
There we go
like if NPCs don't want to keep fighting with busted hip then they shouldn't want to keep fighting without a hand
im pretty sure your still in hs7
How is it going?
really
Good
but they do
he told me hes gonna drop me from the rankings because im too brainrotted
honestly couldnt answer this question for you since i have the same experience
even though i post clips of skill
either its something wrong with damage scaling or its a completely other thing
i wouldnt know that much since im merely just a player
is there any plans of making half sword a vr game?
beautiful
yes
the big man upstairs told me
wow, crazy play
Not currently
darn
thanak yoiu
I'm so bad with any setup that involves a shild
if i ever get that one short wooden shield i usually js pucnh them to death
i didnt decide to play half sword for a long time because I thought it was VR only
until my friend let me know veeery recently
it looked like VR to me from the clips
Yeah I do that with the buckler. Because either my weapons gets caught by it mid swing or my hit does literally nothing for some reason
God bless bucklers and their users
also why does my willie randomly forgets how to stand up and starts crawling
hes secretly a roach
Or is it just the sabre that does odly low to no damage?
What sabre
the sword one
You mean the falchion?
Yeah any curvesword realy
Falchion's alright for me
then it is just a skill issue as usual
I prefer to pick up buckler and falchion anyway if I have the chance to choose
Closest thing I get to my lovely messer
Do you have your shild raised all the time or what's your secret?
will the demo get reenabled?
ye the early access demo
my god, he really did it
Right now the demo is up on steam. Early access will release before the end of this year, at which time the demo will also be updated
They will be two separate builds
the broke one and the cool one
ik but the demo keeps crashing and i was told it coz it was disabled
It's not disabled
No the demo keeps crashing because theres an issue with blood
Turn off blood through the in game settings
This is valuable info
evil ass suggestion
i cant it crashes on start up
It actually helps though
You are running on dx12, you’ll have to manually switch to dx11
It’s the most common solution
Right click halfsword in your steam library, press properties. Then in General there’s a line for launch options. In that line type in: -dx11
chat whats the difference between a burger and a sandwich
One has buns, one just has slices of bread
Will more complex gore likely come with early access?
i toasted bread, put mayo, cheese and cooked ground beef on it to be dipped in gravy, is this a sandwich or a burger
thx
Sandwich
but its burger patty/construction
sorry not just ground beef
it is burger
No Buns = No Burger
My brother in halfsword a hamburger is literally a type of sandwhich
but the burger is the meat
The whole thing, a burger, is a sandwich
was there a ping sometime earlier or did someone reply to me and i have to scroll for 20 minutes to see it?
you can get a burger at a restaurant and they'll bring you just meat, fucked up burger imo but still point stands
so is it a burger sandwich?
There was a ping for a stream
dawg in what world
i saw it on hells kitchen one time
Please go halfsword now
but there are restaurants that give just the burger meat, like i said not my ideal at all but it exists
has an expert analyzed if it was actually crushed?
Dawg WHERE
Thats just
hamburger
Ive never heard that before
the place
You might be thinking Hamburg steak
why is it only half a sword, wheres the rest of it?
A hamburger is not just the patty, no shot any restaurant markets it as such
I’ll eat my left foot
If you find me one
well they wont write 'just the patty' on the menu would they
Is there a release date for early access? Or a rough idea
shouldnt be too hard to find you a left foot..
How was the stream pookie?
your nontheless, you could even find it yourself if you try real hard
If you order a burger and they bring you literally just the patty I would literally throw up on purpose to make a mess
Dude what fucking mythical ass restaurant are you talking about
its in hamburger
Hamburg steak
it's half sword because one of yo hands is on the sword
no cause why would they make a hamburg steak sandwich and call it a hamburger
its not a steak
Is it confirmed to be this year?
Holy hell my eyes are blurring
confirmed by devs and on the steam page
Hamburg steak isn’t a sandwich! You’re saying you order a burger and they bring just the patty, right? Or are we having a misunderstanding
Hamburg is a place
game about physics based melee combat, and these guys are talking about either burgers, or hamburg the place. I can't tell.
ITS NOT JUST THE PATTY but the patty itself is the hamburger
😡 no it Isn’t, it’s just the burger patty
kinda like how i call the sausage of a hotdog the hotdog
The whole sandwhich is the burger
so where does hamburg germany end, hamburg steak begin, and hamburger as a standalone fit into this equation alltogether
riddle me that
hamburger steak
Riddle me that
Easter steak
. .
DOG a sausage and a hot dog are different
I was under the impression you meant they bring you just a patty, Hamburg steak is basically just a burger patty cooked and then boiled in gravy for a while
SO ITS A FRIGGIN PATTY
"oh they boiled it in gravy its no longer a patty"
the shape is different. It’s more like, a mini meatloaf
before ending one's sorrowful existence they must try costco 1.50 hot dog with drink
And yes obviously cooking method matters for the end product!
amen to this tho
Therefor its not a burger
if i cooked you in gravy are you no longer a human
it is a hamburg steak
that might be a bit of a stretch it sounded better in my head
You are making me so mad 😡
Im never eating a burger again
Because of you
I just wokr here
does anyone know when Halfsword is completely out?
lmao
amen
never
Ask it again
Clear this up
I know it's different. It's just the terminology this household uses. Filipinos brand their artificially colored sausages as hotdogs, so we carried that practice over to standard hotdogs.
technically they are made the same with a difference on how you stuff the link.
Hot dogs…are a type of sausage..
Geeze Louise
I feel like I’m going crazy
Who's Louise
hotdogs are like godless sausages
my meal is toasted bread, with mayonnaise, cooked hamburger patty, and cheese, dipped into gravy. is it a sandwich, a hamburger, or a hamburger steak sandwich
Quick, someone give money before he passes out
💰
do we give you the money or him?
well it cant be a hamburger it has cheese
Both of us
did you fix somthing on the graphics its smoother now
Tip jar's in my bio
i aint never heard of a cheeseburger steak tho
xD
It is a sandwich
order a hamburg steak, add cheese
Okay, it is a sandwhich. Because even if you say it is a hamburger, a hamburger is a type of sandwhich
bam.
You just described a hotdog
Thanks
why havent we crucified this guy yet
Signing out
Everyone ignore him please
so if its a hamburger with cheese on a sandwich, is it now a ham and cheese sandwich?
or a ham and cheese burger
Hamburgers aren’t ham 😭
Stop rage baiting me
it is not that hard to understand
i only get the emulsified deli ham idk what it is
It’s working
tough work
should we not ponder the stars if we already think we understand them?
this man is doing algebra when its just simple addition, subtraction.
we are talking about SANDWICHES
BURGERS*
damn we were talking about burgers tho
hamburg steak burger sandwiches with cheese to be specific
A burger NEEDS a bun, otherwise it is a different kind of sandwich
bro's clearly never been to hamburger germany 🙄
When are you guys going to make yourself a nice juicy burger uh?
hamburg steak sandwich
they serve just the patty im tellin ya
when update
I am FROM Germany 😡
i made smash burgers the other night with hella onion, absolutely divine.
well there we go, we are talking FACTS!
that is because it is a HAMBURG STEAK, not a HAMBURGER
sounds amazing
you a berlin type dude, not a hamburger type man
lmao theres a place in hamburger called jork, i love germany
Thats actually hilarious because youre right
sounds delicious
make burgers at home guys, its worth!!!
why'd they name the place after a hamburger then
checkmate
it doesnt include my toasted hamburger steak burger sandwich with cheese and mayo tho
the problem is that because the burger meat is well heated, its technically still cooking very slowly, while i dip it in hot gravy
like burgers were bland ass hamburger steaks from hamburg, then word got out and people started eating it the us. US people being as crazy as they are were like "man I should put this steak between 2 pieces of bread"
Bam, the hamburger was made.
Oh people want cheesee???
CHEESEBURGERS
WOAAAAAH
RADICAL
we need a burger Ted Talk for real
I believed you up until this very unrealistic part
Youre telling me someone just decided to put cheese on a burger one day?
yeah cheeseburgers are just speculation
Yeah right
tf else did they do, drop the congealed moldy milk on their burger and say "suppers ready!"
ON ACCIDENT?
this implies they didn't know what cheese was yet xD
we're talking about hamburger germany here, they didnt even have electricity until last week
how do you think the americans got away with stealing the burger? they couldnt even post about it on youtube or tik tok!
americans steal everything 🍔
Haven’t stolen any treadmills yet by the looks of it
yeah what the HELL AMERICA
I can’t be mean I’m overweight and eating a toasted hamburger steak burger sandwich with cheese, mayo, and gravy…
Ion fw onion
I like onion flavor, I like onion as a idea, but the texture fucks me up
They get all slippery when you cook em
Can’t get a grip on em
Takes fkin ages to cook a onion all the way to the center too
Can never tell either, take the first bite and it’s still crunchy in the middle like how do ppl even eat these
U deadass that fish rn
Think you Blugigi or sumn
is that not a normal amount of time to be up 😭
how do i get good at killing people once im at the point everyones all armored up? ive been using knock downs as a crutch
i just keep them very small diced
i also prefer relish over pickles in burgers so those two blend into a kind of paste
who pinged
when they meet
small diced & sauteed
valid relish slaps sometimes
better than just pickles
my mouth disapproves of the raw onion aftertaste
my mouth just disapproves of everything to do with onions besides the flavor
even a nice cooked one?
i get a burger with soft buns, juicy meat, smooth cheese, light but powerful sauces. oh yeah and some crunchy but squishy onions in there too btw
onion soup is just pasta but onions instead of noodles
i love grilled onions on a sandwich
my guys ass keeps mooning me wtf is this
half sword 4
It wasn't just me???
see exactly mate
Whenever i finally do good.. I get a fatal error
hello
suppers
nice embed
its true
meanies
not giving perms to me
i need rights too
The horror!
big dawg did i get pinged or something??
I can ping you if you want
Staff/devs can’t post anything productive without a 3 week fallout of mf’s asking what happened
Wicked
fallout reference?
Dude I saw this big ass radroach in my room and thought the same thing
Totally a fallout reference
is halfsword ever going to be multyplayer
kinda messed up at the start but the ending was tuff
tends to happen when willie decides to dance with you
yrup
QRD of the devstream today?
militus can you give me rights so i can show my clips? or should i just level up normally?
just level normally it wont take long
Spam general chat for a quick and easy speed run
speed run to getting muted you mean? dont spam anywhere
The oppressive powers that be 😞
correct, we've never said we were anything else
Can’t do anything fun around here
I thought we were done 😭
A burger is a inhabitant of hamburg?
i meant in the sense of a burgher lol
burger
not specifying hamburg
what does this have to do with halfsword though...
Burger, I hardly know’er
it's for a half sword suggestion
please detonate
so a commoner is basically a burger in game right
Fnaf ai ai golden Freddy ai golden Freddy suprised
How’d the gif spell surprise wrong
golden frezzy
buckler and axe honestly not too bad
im probably doing better with it than buckler and falchion
Buckler
embarassingly better
I
is anyone a grappler on halfsword
falshun*
Hardly know’er
i'm an anything that i deadly and good user
good one
ping?
Yeah I pinged you
oki cutie
me too
thats okay cutie
during the gauntlet what causes the fatal errors to happen?
some to do with the blood
Can sum1 tell me how to actually fight npcs without going into the abyss for the demo
press play???
Mine only says play demo??? And there’s just a stand with armor in it
try holding g
Okay well the problem is with me cus I don’t have a pc…
how tf are you playing halfsword
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
Does anyone know why i cant open the game im stuck on the display violence part i keep clicking it wont open
what's your damage to npc set at out of curiosity?
below average by a fair amount
do we get half sword b4 gta 6??
Ah okay. At knight level I always want to use the greatsword but I feel like compare to pollaxe it's kinda useless.
I guess when im using the greatsword too i'd rather get stabs inbetween the plates but I feel it's a lot easier with a shorter sword
goddamn
was anything of substance said during dev stream
theyre adding cowbell
Mainly stuff about HEMA, and how it relates to half sword. Not much about development. At least nothing major worth mentioning
I live half Swird
why freaky freaky update
Balls have been crushed
LMAO
A what
are you perhaps not an english speaker?
New nickname
Rate it
Bilhook Black Magic
Sorry I won't make fun of that again
My honest mistake
Still cant really tell what happens to poor willy here
Thank you twin
is early access this year still happening
delayed to Q4 2027
