The amount of times I’ve seen Willie act like he has something wrong including him trying to die from his own weapon
#halfsword-chat-⚔
little verge
Hey someone type /mommy please I need to test something.
weak osprey
The amount of self inflicted wounds that Willie gets are pretty questionable
he is too dumb trus
lean nicheBOT
tough hollow
?willie kill everyone in rodhe island
quaint ingot
I can’t believe /mommy is a command
little verge
Broken mojis.
elder crow
i am literally a God now in the game, put player damage all in the lowest, and maxed strength with hs enhancer
little verge
I can’t believe /mommy is a command
Who do you ask when you need help?
elder crow
but why do i keep tumbling tho?
weak osprey
i am literally a God now in the game, put player damage all in the lowest, and m...
set jump scale into 1000000
elder crow
is it because of the sheer power that i upped
elder crow
alright
quaint ingot
Who do you ask when you need help?
I don’t ask questions
elder crow
lemme max jumpscale
supple ember
Who do you ask when you need help?
You excited for November 21st?
weak osprey
why do most peeps use chatgpt for questions when they can think for it themselves cuhb
tough hollow
You excited for November 21st?
what happens november 21 first
little verge
You excited for November 21st?
Not really, should I be?
tough hollow
willie distruction
elder crow
Ngl it's annoying, hs enhancer only pops up when i Remove half sword
tough hollow
all wills explode
supple ember
Not really, should I be?
Ea comes out, I predicted it. Remember?
quaint ingot
why do most peeps use chatgpt for questions when they can think for it themselve...
Yeah it can only think of things that were already made
elder crow
like i launch it and it'll just make halfsword there now
tough hollow
Ea comes out, I predicted it. Remember?
what if hes lying
little verge
Ea comes out, I predicted it. Remember?
Ah sticking with that eh, well best of luck mate!
supple ember
what if hes lying
Peglegs ain’t lying
tough hollow
what if he is
supple ember
Ah sticking with that eh, well best of luck mate!
Honestly not looking great lol but I still have hopes. I bet my gambeson on this
little verge
I like betting. I keep telling the guys we need gambling and bar fights eventually.
quaint ingot
Honestly not looking great lol but I still have hopes. I bet my gambeson on this
Then it doesn’t come out on the 21st but the 22
weak osprey
when we adding explosive willies
tough hollow
I like betting. I keep telling the guys we need gambling and bar fights eventual...
can you tell them to add shrimp eating contests?
specifically 2000 shirmp
little verge
can you tell them to add shrimp eating contests?
Can you find a precedence for shrimp consumption in German speaking regions in the 15th century?
tough hollow
Can you find a precedence for shrimp consumption in German speaking regions in t...
yes
supple ember
I like betting. I keep telling the guys we need gambling and bar fights eventual...
Yes. My buddy bet his golden gauntlets on an earlier release date but he was wrong so he can’t wear em anymore, I really like my gambeson. don’t take it away
weak osprey
when we adding diabetes to this game
little verge
yes
#references♥_1450-1470/#1047240101152960525 Bring your reciepts.
small glen
I like betting. I keep telling the guys we need gambling and bar fights eventual...
Half sword Gacha game
Anime girl Willie
little verge
Anime girl Willie
Don't give Frank any ideas.
tough hollow
Can you find a precedence for shrimp consumption in German speaking regions in t...
ion getit
small glen
Don't give Frank any ideas.
I will ping him for this idea istg
quaint ingot
Anime girl Willie
please no
small glen
that sounds funny as shit
tough hollow
Don't give Frank any ideas.
when willie datingsim?
weak osprey
Anime girl Willie
yes pls
little verge
I will ping him for this idea istg
small glen
best april fools event
small glen
https://tenor.com/view/ban-button-keyboard-press-the-ban-button-gif-16387934
worth it.
weak osprey
when willie datingsim?
coming soon
little verge
when willie datingsim?
Hehehehehehehehehe.
weak osprey
when willie datingsim?
peak idea
humble bloom
good ideas are brought directly to franky.
bad ideas that franky likes, will be brought through a third party that gameseer and the other developers have to actively hunt and terminate before they reach franky.
tough hollow
gee thanks
small glen
Hehehehehehehehehe.
i have a few very funny april fools event ideas
little verge
i have a few very funny april fools event ideas
We touched that stove already, learned our lesson.
small glen
We touched that stove already, learned our lesson.
female armor..
tough hollow
add banana peels and
small glen
don't worry Mcwonder
tough hollow
shirmp
quaint ingot
the weapons are all blunt
so always armored
little verge
female armor..
We posted that already......
small glen
We posted that already......
that will be touched upon by modders
tough hollow
replace all weapons with sqeaky hammers
wheat leaf
Dear community manager.
plz add glock 19 widda switch
hallow gull
my funny smart willie got unpinned :(
tough hollow
i hope the workshop modders do that
hallow gull
little verge
Dear community manager.
plz add glock 19 widda switch
Nah we good.
weak osprey
are hairy willies coming?
wheat leaf
WOAH im in the same tier as level 3?>>
tough hollow
Nah we good.
you have it all wrong uncle
wheat leaf
what am i even paying for dude?
small glen
Nah we good.
little verge
are hairy willies coming?
Yes indeed, some images teased in #work-in-progress and or #announcements
wheat leaf
Nah we good.
im way better than some stinky lowly level 3, i pay your salary by boosting this server yknow
little verge
you have it all wrong uncle
quaint ingot
im way better than some stinky lowly level 3, i pay your salary by boosting this...
Most of them don’t get paid from boosters
wheat leaf
..implying some do?
weak osprey
when they adding wheelchairs
little verge
im way better than some stinky lowly level 3, i pay your salary by boosting this...
Nah boosters are all on a list of people most likely to by micro transactions and thus will not get HS until it is post release.
small glen
Nah boosters are all on a list of people most likely to by micro transactions an...
add playable horses, and you have me sold
wheat leaf
entertain this question if you dont mind. by boosting the server am i actually supporting halfsword in any capacity or just the discord
might be stupid
little verge
add playable horses, and you have me sold
It's allot of work.
quaint ingot
add playable horses, and you have me sold
killable?
tough hollow
goodness forbid i would like to support my favorite favorite favorite favorite video game discord server
small glen
entertain this question if you dont mind. by boosting the server am i actually s...
just the server
wheat leaf
i needa figure out stocks, im tryna invest in game seer b4 launch
little verge
entertain this question if you dont mind. by boosting the server am i actually s...
Just the server and our ability to upload custom emoji's and make roles looks fancy.
wheat leaf
realistically, anyone that did invest in the company before EA/final game will make money
little verge
i needa figure out stocks, im tryna invest in game seer b4 launch
Not publicly traded.
wheat leaf
yall make it difficult to take my money smh
quaint ingot
what I thought
wind charm
Nah we good.
meme manager is off frame
small glen
m00, the beautiful person
little verge
yall make it difficult to take my money smh
The option to take your money when we feel we have earned it.
tough hollow
halfsword EA should release tommorrow, the same date the gummy bear album releases in stores
little verge
meme manager is off frame
When was the last meme you made........................
wheat leaf
respectable. im patient enough
hallow gull
hi
elder crow
hol on this hs enhancer is so fckin' fun
small glen
The option to take your money when we feel we have earned it.
there isn't any playable horses yet, so mid
little verge
respectable. im patient enough
Right now patience is the best thing you can offer us 🙏 .
wind charm
wheat leaf
gimme the game studio address ill doordash pizza there or smth
little verge
there isn't any playable horses yet, so mid
Unlikely to ever be.
little verge
gimme the game studio address ill doordash pizza there or smth
We live in like 8 different countries.
weak osprey
they should add him
quaint ingot
I can make that in Half Swod by using the enhancer
tough hollow
I can make that in Half Swod by using the enhancer
then do it
small glen
Unlikely to ever be.
wheat leaf
ffs 8 different doordash orders 
weak osprey
I can make that in Half Swod by using the enhancer
where are u gonna get the bascinet
quaint ingot
then do it
don’t have access to my set up at the moment
little verge
This is stale and old make something new. It's not like you have plans or anything holding you back.
tough hollow
don’t have access to my set up at the moment
not tuff
weak osprey
don’t have access to my set up at the moment
Then show us
small glen
mcwonder calling m00 washed
little verge
ffs 8 different doordash orders <:nooooooo:1084940371676635218>
8 different exchange rates and feeding times.
vale totem
your mother
little verge
mcwonder calling m00 washed
You coming to the stream?
tough hollow
8 different exchange rates and feeding times.
halfsword blud overcomplicating food
quaint ingot
small glen
You coming to the stream?
i might watch it
weak osprey
What is this
little verge
i might watch it
Heck yeah man.
tough hollow
mirrior
small glen
it would be insane if they use other clips from the community
little verge
You really don't see it?
little verge
it would be insane if they use other clips from the community
m00 is in charge of what goes up during the stream.
lean nicheBOT
Lewdster!
small glen
m00 is in charge of what goes up during the stream.
someone tell M00 to use some clips from SamOfSaturn, when he does some Hema stuff
quaint ingot
What is this
to show why
tough hollow
m00 should put my clips on stream because they are very awesome and very tuff
weak osprey
to show why
I just see a black screen
little verge
someone tell M00 to use some clips from SamOfSaturn, when he does some Hema stuf...
@wind charm
quaint ingot
I just see a black screen
Yeah it’s dark as hell where I am
weak osprey
Yeah it’s dark as hell where I am
then PULL up the flashlight
little verge
someone tell M00 to use some clips from SamOfSaturn, when he does some Hema stuf...
We would need to double check with Sam first. He usually doesn't mind. 
weak osprey
why does sam look so scared in this emoji
quaint ingot
tough hollow
fihsing rods
small glen
m00 should put my clips on stream because they are very awesome and very tuff
nah, we want the goat robinswords to know that Hema moves is plausible within the game
wheat leaf
8 different exchange rates and feeding times.
fr tho any idea on if there will be different editions of the game? like how mordhau has the supporter pack kinda thing
little verge
fr tho any idea on if there will be different editions of the game? like how mor...
No plans at this time. Just a standard one size fits all for EA. All those extras are awesome but they really do take away from development.
tough hollow
nah, we want the goat robinswords to know that Hema moves is plausible within th...
okay mustard blud
quaint ingot
I’ve had one of my rods break while casting
weak osprey
nah, we want the goat robinswords to know that Hema moves is plausible within th...
I know that goated youtuber
small glen
We would need to double check with Sam first. He usually doesn't mind. <:FromSat...
thats fine, but if Robinswords know its plausible to pull off accurate hema in the game base setting, it'll make the game get so much more traction and appraisal, especially if this just the demo version of the soon to be EA
wheat leaf
No plans at this time. Just a standard one size fits all for EA. All those extra...
understandable, ik its gonna be amazing anyways
weak osprey
I’ve had one of my rods break while casting
quaint ingot
And it was not cheap to replace
weak osprey
And it was not cheap to replace
poor guy
weak osprey
https://tenor.com/view/fishing-gone-fall-fish-gif-15880470
I would suffer this fate rather than a broken rod
quaint ingot
I think it was around $150
little verge
thats fine, but if Robinswords know its plausible to pull off accurate hema in t...
Agreed. He has played the game, he says he is not good yet. I still don't know how much time he spends gaming in general.
Excited to see him give his honest critique, suggestions, and questions during the stream.
sour sun
ur nt skspr br js sy ts md innprprt dlt ts boi ✌️
elder crow
what?
tough hollow
ur nt skspr br js sy ts md innprprt dlt ts boi ✌️
dawg a roni and cheeseeee
weak osprey
ur nt skspr br js sy ts md innprprt dlt ts boi ✌️
brainrot language
little verge
ur nt skspr br js sy ts md innprprt dlt ts boi ✌️
Why would you respond to this so late?
small glen
Agreed. He has played the game, he says he is not good yet. I still don't know h...
robinswords is a historian and does hema, he 100% has very little time to do much involving gaming
and he has a wife
little verge
robinswords is a historian and does hema, he 100% has very little time to do muc...
I know lol.
sour sun
Why would you respond to this so late?
because i can and im built different
little verge
We had a great chat setting up the scheduling for the stream.
weak osprey
because i can and im built different
what happened? Spill the beans
sour sun
what happened? Spill the beans
what do you mean what happened
tough hollow
what do you mean what happened
bludington isnt in the know
weak osprey
what do you mean what happened
there was some beef that happened with you I believ
tough hollow
there was some beef that happened with you I believ
yea the beef was definitly with him
weak osprey
yea the beef was definitly with him
def
weak osprey
fighting against himself
weak osprey
yea he was fencing another him
ended up losing
stone flare
hello good sire's.
weak osprey
hello good sire's.
Hello dum
tough hollow
hello good sire's.
what if i so happen to be a bad sire
stone flare
what if i so happen to be a bad sire
there's always good in a ragamuffin
tough hollow
there's always good in a ragamuffin
ive had a change of heart
elder crow
i just touched my balks
mental kelp
|If at the war above they aim
go down below and bring them shame
sour sun
i just touched my balks
with a rock?
elder crow
yes.
tough hollow
|If at the war above they aim
go down below and bring them shame
ill stick to my williewackerdingleberrysigmaultramegagernadeairpodmaxtossstraightfromhellandexplodesplaneteart tehcnique
weak osprey
with a rock?
weak osprey
houndwillie
tough hollow
willie is a canine?
weak osprey
ill stick to my williewackerdingleberrysigmaultramegagernadeairpodmaxtossstraigh...
based
tough hollow
whatever that means
weak osprey
When we getting billie in half sword
elder crow
speaking of baron
my hs enhancer, i've gotten so strong to the point each time i beat the shit outta the baron it just crashes
stone flare
is this the baron's fetish?
sour sun
is this the baron's fetish?
😭
mental kelp
weak osprey
is this the baron's fetish?
no, poleaxes are
tough hollow
no poverty is
mental kelp
flamingo legs 😭
hallow gull
hi
weak osprey
may god be with you fellahs.
thank you
hallow gull
ok
tough hollow
i lied
weak osprey
can we use willie as a soul flask, where we steal his soul for resurrection
elfin abyss
weak osprey
there is only willie
neat crow
Are these guys an easter egg now or smth
It was only like a week ago that i noticed theyre also the ones symbolising the single combat
neat crow
Theyre duel will last generations
weak osprey
the first to back down is a coward
steep barn
they're gonna kiss eventually
weak osprey
Are these guys an easter egg now or smth
wait, I see a flintlock, there is a chance they will add it in
weak osprey
they're gonna kiss eventually
steep barn
neat crow
wait, I see a flintlock, there is a chance they will add it in
Firearms are planned
hallow gull
weak osprey
Firearms are planned
YES
elfin abyss
Are these guys an easter egg now or smth
whats this from
hallow gull
wait so wtf is the point of the crossbow then
weak osprey
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1437789135476887562/t...
this willie is a philosopher
elfin abyss
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1437789135476887562/t...
willie got the thinking cap
weak osprey
wait so wtf is the point of the crossbow then
Uhhh, low tier op weapon?
elfin abyss
were gonna have a crossbow and a Gunpowder trap
weak osprey
when we adding meat grinders
quaint ingot
Firearms are planned
one step closer to a semi-automatic rifle
hallow gull
can i snort the gunpowder and then explosively sneeze on willie
steep barn
they're more like boomsticks, just a long rod of veiny wood thats has one steel ball and a shit ton of gunpowder
neat crow
wait so wtf is the point of the crossbow then
Different use cases
weak osprey
they addin in clubs
weak osprey
wait so wtf is the point of the crossbow then
A bow
weak osprey
what about the 2 guys fist fighting
let em cook cuh
tough hollow
not on my watch
neat crow
what about the 2 guys fist fighting
The pitchfork stabbing the dude in the back while smirking tho
So accurate
mental kelp
quaint ingot
what about the 2 guys fist fighting
also on the left
elfin abyss
SOME OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE HAIR! THEY AREN'T WILLIE!
hallow gull
Blasphemy!
elfin abyss
neat crow
In what world is that sarcasm 😭
steep barn
weak osprey
not on my watch
Killjoy
stone flare
hello sire's.
elfin abyss
In what world is that sarcasm 😭
It was a 'joke'
tough hollow
no more fun
elfin abyss
i changed my ways
tough hollow
https://tenor.com/view/gunpoint-james-mcavoy-professor-x-gun-ready-to-fight-gif-...
a reaction gif?
i must be dreaming
you are done
finsihed
stone flare
no more fun
you oaf!
tough hollow
once i find you its over
tough hollow
you oaf!
a teasing remark?
you are also done
you both are obliterated
fun police will capture you
and turn you folk into cave paintings
elfin abyss
Call me waldo, Because I cannot be found
stone flare
stop talking you ragamuffin and do your job.
tough hollow
i had another change of heart
elfin abyss
Do your oWn Job
tough hollow
i resign from fun police
stone flare
thank you good sire.
weak osprey
i resign from fun police
good lad
mortal auroraBOT
hallow gull
hi
humble bloom
hallow gull
thanks john voice
sullen heart
they should add wheelchairs as a weapon
tough hollow
i hope modders will do that
elder crow
wait how do you make yourself bigger with hs enhancer?
verbal nymph
Bro when is this game dropping
tough hollow
when is updated HS7 banner dropping
shell bronze
shell forge
Replying to myself cuz I saw the exact frame where Willie initiated a reality warping attack that clipped my right leg. I was fortunate that he restrained himself
mental kelp
clueless weeknight clip spam
at 3am 😭
shell bronze
elder crow
sum professional shit
shell bronze
both prompt hatred from you so what difference does it make
shell bronze
enjoy the static parries and hollywood choreography son
elder crow
absolutely brilliant
shell bronze
how'd you do that parry and the excellent thrust
i actually don't thrust very often in my clips
mental kelp
It looks cooler if u just move ur feet
elder crow
oh wait it was a slash
weak osprey
absolutely brilliant
clueless is always a brilliant swordsman
shell bronze
weak osprey
clueless is always a brilliant swordsman
I do learn from his swordsmanship sometimes
elder crow
ngl my weapons that i am good at, is fists and bludgeons
weak osprey
after watchin clips
shell bronze
oh wait it was a slash
yeah i just practice enough precision to transition myself back to seigan-kamae near-perfectly
shell bronze
I do learn from his swordsmanship sometimes
i can teach if you need more in-depth understanding
elder crow
atp you should just be a irl fencer
weak osprey
i can teach if you need more in-depth understanding
alr I'll keep this in mind soon
shell bronze
atp you should just be a irl fencer
i do kendo and kenjutsu irl
mental kelp
shell bronze
that's cool
yah
elder crow
hmm i'ma send a clip of me punching someone
shell bronze
that's why you see me use japanese terms that closely describe/are equivalent to what the hema nerds in here say
shell bronze
@wheat leaf your samurai movie aurafarming clip bro
dramatic decapitation and chiburi included
elder crow
so cool:)))
lemme show you another clip from last week
i accidently hit the dude like really good
tough hollow
<@363892599247077378> your samurai movie aurafarming clip bro
can i use the image or nah
shell bronze
i also do block/parry practice clips where i just do a ton to flex on the dumb AI
elder crow
i think this is the right clip
Lol
straight up hit his cranium at that point
pretty cool right?
hallow gull
elder crow
damn
elder crow
bro's just aurafarming with the swordsmanship
mental kelp
you ever try spin kicking
btw
shell bronze
mental kelp
It’s slow but I got this earlier
shell bronze
is the spin kick in the room with us
it was about the parry practice
shell bronze
It’s slow but I got this earlier
the blood splatter is always funny
tough hollow
it was about the parry practice
you asked him if he ever tried spin kicking and then posted a clip caption "like this" so i would assume thered be a spin kick
buttcoo coo uncle theadore
shell bronze
i'm not entertaining this ragebait tonight it's been a long day
mental kelp
No but it’s true
tough hollow
not ragebait but okay uncle theadore
mental kelp
Like what
shell bronze
the uncle business
elder crow
ngl i thought it was a actual kick
it was more just parry aurafarming
tbh it would be impossible to do that in the game
shell bronze
couldn't care less about the mistimed clip
elder crow
considering it's just forward kicks
shell bronze
tbh it would be impossible to do that in the game
100% possible
mental kelp
Yes
elder crow
i failed.
mental kelp
Back in the day it was hot shit, literally everyone and their mom doing it
elder crow
no in the game i'm talking about-
tough hollow
are you not talking about halfsword?
mental kelp
It was popular
elder crow
show me a clip
tough hollow
show me a clip
shell bronze
mental kelp
I think my spin kick days were before I even joined the disc so I don’t have any clips of it but luckily people still do it to have recent ones
mental kelp
Should
tough hollow
you can do it up to date
elder crow
really?
tough hollow
how do you do it?
hold shift, kick ,and then really fast spin to the side your back leg is on
shell bronze
elder crow
WAIT
I SORTA DID IT
i literally dislocated the dude's knee with the spin kick
runky sensei. thank you
sudden ravine
mental kelp
Send the kick like right before you start the spin
elder crow
hm...
mental kelp
And then u need a good sens to get it round fast before the kick ends
urban loom
what are your guys hours on the half sword
tough hollow
900 million
mental kelp
And if u wanna hit their head u need to look up a bit once you come around
topaz temple
what are your guys hours on the half sword
at least 2
urban loom
at least 2
✅
tough hollow
at least 2
hecks out
sudden ravine
urban loom
willie split
shell bronze
big shield gameplay
shell bronze
what are your guys hours on the half sword
7
hallow gull
hi
mental kelp
7
We used to be equal but then I stopped playing a lot
Realized I didn’t needa work so hard when I’m already the top 😹
urban loom
but fr tho I have like 100 hours into half sword
shell bronze
sudden ravine
bisected
hasty bloom
what are your guys hours on the half sword
between the current demo and the old playtest, around 200+hrs
hallow gull
i have 23 hours but ive only been playing for like 5 days
hasty bloom
yeaaaa i had bout the same numbers when i started. the addiction is still real
it’s just such a perfect gameplay loop
hallow gull
im still trying to get good at throwing knives/axes
shell bronze
Shield use
it's lowkey balls
hasty bloom
im still trying to get good at throwing knives/axes
i still have yet to figure that out well :/ but i have been enjoying using daggers more
mental kelp
it's lowkey balls
Buckler better
sudden ravine
you monster
sudden ravine
you can see his head isnt connected anymore
weak osprey
https://tenor.com/view/zesty-sonic-zesty-sonic-yum-scrumptious-gif-4503413594010...
what does this mean
weak osprey
you can see his head isnt connected anymore
give him one last chance to move his head cuh
hallow gull
sudden ravine
oh yes
hallow gull
would throwing the knife vertical or horizontal be better yo think
elder crow
training to be the best crusty foot man
sudden ravine
elder crow
hallow gull
bro why the fuck are the willies piecing me up now i cant get a single win 💔
tough hollow
bro why the fuck are the willies piecing me up now i cant get a single win 💔
willies study your every move
and have procederal generation whatcha macall it
and lowk be learning and shi
on some entien shi
they me adapting type shit
urban loom
bro why the fuck are the willies piecing me up now i cant get a single win 💔
willies are ai and are using you as training data
shell bronze
unironically better to use the dagger to stab than parry with it
tough hollow
theyr lowk working on taking over the world as we speak
hallow gull
yea parrying with dagger sucks
urban loom
theyr lowk working on taking over the world as we speak
true in fact they're already mobilizing their forces
tough hollow
true in fact they're already mobilizing their forces
they already took over 2 percent of sweden i heard
languid nest
unironically better to use the dagger to stab than parry with it
why would you ever try to parry with the dagger
tough hollow
why would you ever try to parry with the dagger
theyre usually called parrying daggers so idrk why
shell bronze
hallow gull
bro i cant do shit they keep landing lucky ass shots on my head 💔
elder crow
damn.
regal iron
unironically better to use the dagger to stab than parry with it
Willie is so fucking stupid that the parrying dagger just becomes a worse sword
hallow gull
Willie is so fucking stupid that the parrying dagger just becomes a worse sword
nuh uh uh
throwing dagger
regal iron
throwing dagger
What about
Throwing sword
hallow gull
too big to do reliably
regal iron
too big to do reliably
Willie can easily throw plancons across the arena
There's no way it's harder to land a sword throw than a dagger throw
shell bronze
yo what is this stance @mental kelp
hallow gull
yea but you cant get good spin on it easily
so half the time it just hits with with the butt
regal iron
so half the time it just hits with with the butt
Better than missing it
regal iron
yo what is this stance <@229756239008104449>
Ox guard on a poleaxe
tough hollow
ballsack guard on the fortnitre
hallow gull
lowk we need the throwers guild
mental kelp
yo what is this stance <@229756239008104449>
tough hollow
okay mangus blud
weak osprey
when we adding building mechanics
tough hollow
i think it be hard to cut a guys arm off with your hands but yea
shell bronze
shell bronze
try doing that but with fists instead
hallow gull
knock the sense into him
shell bronze
shell bronze
shell bronze
Is this not the clip u posted like 10 mins ago 🥀
nah autumn posts clips from 30s ago
we r not the same
mental kelp
Pretty sure he only posts one clip over and over
mortal auroraBOT
hasty bloom
why would you ever try to parry with the dagger
i did it on accident yesterday and parried straight into cutting the Willie’s head off
never got a dagger beheading before
royal siren
is there a date to when the update is comeing?
unique socket
is there a date to when the update is comeing?
Q4 of this year
weak osprey
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1437787744553275454/t...
use this instead
mental kelp
most static zornhau on planet earth
What’s become of u
What is this zornhau not hidari kesagiri or wtv
shell bronze
shell bronze
What is this zornhau not hidari kesagiri or wtv
mockery
white trail
isnt batman autistic
shell bronze
do we approve of this elegant rapier left handed fencing
shell bronze
heady cradle
ye ouch
weak osprey
isnt batman autistic
maybe
heady cradle
straight through plate armor
limber imp
i tried to fight baron with only a dagger i got both of his armpits and he gave up
weak osprey
i tried to fight baron with only a dagger i got both of his armpits and he gave ...
I thought he was a strong man
limber imp
I thought he was a strong man
i mean there are major blood vessels in the armpit
lean crater
Brachial artery my beloved
weak osprey
i mean there are major blood vessels in the armpit
thats true
limber imp
i just oblique kicked willie
no way
i am such a pro at unarmed combat
i used a crouching willie as a stepping stool to get above a dude with the big candelstick then kicked his head in the fence
i need to start recording my gameplay
astral cypress
Yikes
zinc zenith
do we approve of this elegant rapier left handed fencing
Half Sword x Hellish Quart
restive barn
do we approve of this elegant rapier left handed fencing
"rapier"
tight isle
i love throwing axes this is my perfect one
mortal auroraBOT
tight isle
thank u willie bot
unreal swallow
you know, im gonna miss half sword demo and playtest
remote iris
i need help
tight isle
richochet it in to the groin
hallow gull
hi does someone want to Voice Chat?
weak osprey
I just spam q and e or run into it full force and get past it
also I usually just punch the ground while holding ctrl to get down
weak osprey
hi does someone want to Voice Chat?
no
hallow gull
ok 💔
rapid pond
Lets see if our friend on reddit will actually crush his barons
elder crow
how do you throw an axe like that?
jolly gorge
Are there any restrictions to forming a guild? I'm interested in establishing one.
cunning aspen
hallow gull
Are there any restrictions to forming a guild? I'm interested in establishing on...
you WILL make a throwing guild
jolly gorge
you WILL make a throwing guild
I was more interested in a buckler guild, but I did try improving my throw for a bit before
hallow gull
why a buckler guild..
jolly gorge
I just realized it was gonna take a looong time to get it right so I lost motivation lol
jolly gorge
why a buckler guild..
It's my middle name, Cark Buckler. And I just like bucklers.
hallow gull
no your name card mode burgundy
jolly gorge
Cark Buckler Mode
weak osprey
Cark Buckler Mode
since you love bucklers, try out big scaled bucklers
jolly gorge
since you love bucklers, try out big scaled bucklers
which one's that
weak osprey
jus edit the scale on the config option before you spawn in buckler
mild zinc
since you love bucklers, try out big scaled bucklers
Are there any mods that allow custom sword length and weight?
If yes, What's the max length?
weak osprey
5.00 is the max scale
weak osprey
Are there any mods that allow custom sword length and weight?
half sword enchancer
timid wraith
where 0.6
mortal auroraBOT
unreal swallow
coming in soon
i wouldnt have thought so since early access is coming out soon unless you mean that early access will be 0.6
sleek gull
49 days remaining!
halcyon turret
whole marsh
why is soundtrack so friggin peak
whole marsh
49 days remaining!
will we have more epic bard play
whole marsh
crushing they willie
versed latch
Appreciate it Willie
pearl belfry
Who up crushing they balls
cuh i just need this game right now im sick of shooting mfs
mortal auroraBOT
vivid hemlock
wait im dumb asf when is the game supposed to come out?? in 49 days
sleek gull
wait im dumb asf when is the game supposed to come out?? in 49 days
They said Q4. The end of Q4 is December 31st. So they have 49 days left to release early access.
shell bronze
grave pier
shell bronze
mighty geyser
So this game was supposed to enter early access this year. Just curious if there has been announced a delay or if there’s a date hinted at?
I feel so conflicted with the lack of meaningful WIP notifications
naive holly
So this game was supposed to enter early access this year. Just curious if there...
The window was Q4 2025 and still is.
So before Dec 31 has always been the date.
It could release ON Dec 31 and it would still be "on time"
naive holly
So this game was supposed to enter early access this year. Just curious if there...
Also they've finished with #work-in-progress notifs until release. So its intentional that you're not seeing more.
quiet ferry
Tmmrw there will be a stream
Mcwonder will bag every employee of half sword games and fire a crossbow in their head
Every employee dead is the number of days until half sword releases
wheat leaf
Did you fr put the time and effort into making this
naive holly
Yup
wheat leaf
I was gonna find some way to knock that but ts just funny
hallow gull
hi
storm prairie
you willie lovers
solid lichen
how
jolly gorge
What the
hallow gull
devs are gatekeeping
i say we pelt them with Money
only nickels though because theyre the most annoying coin
limber imp
jolly gorge
@boreal path Do you have a preference for single or double edged swords for either ingame or at der clerb?
jolly gorge
LOOOOL
lost bison
Any EA news
naive holly
And militus
I will i will i just got this for militus
short hamlet
what if they added a sling
shell bronze
signal wedge
Mini mod is still the funniest thing bruh
tender quest
I will i will i just got this for militus
naive holly
Ooo that's better
tender quest
Ooo that's better
jolly gorge
This uncited text from Wikipedia is impressive:
The staff sling has a similar or superior range to the shepherd's sling, and can be as accurate in practiced hands. It is generally suited for heavier missiles and siege situations as staff slings can achieve very steep trajectories for slinging over obstacles such as castle walls. The staff itself can become a close combat weapon in a melee. The staff sling is able to throw heavy projectiles a much greater distance and at a higher arc than a hand sling. Staff slings were in use well into the age of gunpowder as grenade launchers, and were used in ship-to-ship combat to throw incendiaries.
tender quest
hasty bloom
that lil double tap around 3 seconds was so funny
naive holly
They all original and funny tho so it’s valid
Started w mini mod and silence clueless but those were meant to he insults 💀💀
jolly gorge
Modglazing 101
i made one for you
mortal auroraBOT
jolly gorge
We love creators
signal wedge
Started w mini mod and silence clueless but those were meant to he insults 💀💀
Reclaimer
You stinky
naive holly
You stinky
Why have you forsaken me
grave pier
jolly gorge
When release the date of game?
idle crane
Anytime from now to december 31st
cursive fjord
When release the date of game?
Game should be out this year, so hopefully soon.
jolly gorge
Game should be out this year, so hopefully soon.
Ok, thanks
jovial bison
When release the date of game?
When I’m finished doin’ your dad
wheat leaf
i made one for you
That’s what you see me as?
jolly gorge
That’s what you see me as?
It's just one of your many forms
wheat leaf
I fw it, I’m curvy as hell
jolly gorge
LOL
wheat leaf
I’m tryna remember who even named me this, I think it was spoopy
Idek they name I think they changed it
One of the admins
shell bronze
wheat leaf
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1438468038415613993...
Clueless which staff member went by spoopy I can’t find anyone w that name anymore
mental kelp
Silly head
shell bronze
@signal wedge
dusk night
ok
signal wedge
what
wheat leaf
I had a feeling, @signal wedge thanks for the name btw bbg
signal wedge
I had a feeling, <@243239405970522114> thanks for the name btw bbg
you're welcome
shell bronze
wheat leaf
you're welcome
Ppl calling me xartosh the observer cause I seen a thing or two
signal wedge
Ppl calling me xartosh the observer cause I seen a thing or two
do you want that to be your name
round stone
It sounded so squishy
signal wedge
Who es spoopy
A really cool and epic fella
jolly gorge
Hes spoopy
soft osprey
Ppl calling me xartosh the observer cause I seen a thing or two
One or two things doesnt seem like much
jolly gorge
Xartosh the Observer would be nice
Eater of Worlds attached after when mentioning hus full title
slow anchor
Make one for mantic and fencer
storm prairie
any news?
wheat leaf
do you want that to be your name
I could see it…pun intended
signal wedge
https://tenor.com/view/balatro-nope-wheel-northernlion-fortune-gif-1884086658338...
BALATRO MENTIONED
wheat leaf
Wee bit less edgy than eater of worlds
wheat leaf
One or two things doesnt seem like much
I’m nonchalant like that I seen it all
covert flare
BALATRO MENTIONED
is there a credit card in the celestial pack
signal wedge
is there a credit card in the celestial pack
no
covert flare
aw man
wheat leaf
is there a credit card in the celestial pack
There’s one in yer moms wallet tho
Free money
covert flare
sand herald
uncut dock
When release the date of game?
They REALLY need to give us a specific date now.
This is starting to lose its flavor
ı already played 350+ hours by now
jolly gorge
This is starting to lose its flavor
Wtf are you talking about
Q4 is a good enough range
shell bronze
This is starting to lose its flavor
you'll be fine
uncut dock
An expression we use in Türkiye
shell bronze
it's only a demo
jolly gorge
An expression we use in Türkiye
A poorly implemented one at that
uncut dock
uh huh
jolly gorge
Anytime from now to december 31st
@uncut dock here's your specific date
wheat leaf
ı already played 350+ hours by now
Try 800 lil bro
cloud cloud
Is discussion of a rock weapon prohibited here? 🤔
uncut dock
Try 800 lil bro
🙏
wheat leaf
ATP the only flavor is mods
hard oracle
100 hours is crazy let alone 800 hours
Agreed lol. I'm waiting for EA, to not burn myself with just playing demo all time.
grave pier
uncut dock
bro what the hell is this
shy fog
I got 50 hours and after beating the game (even abyss) I have no clue what to do
uncut dock
I got 50 hours and after beating the game (even abyss) I have no clue what to do
roleplay enters the room
pearl ferry
fuck my stupid chud longsword duel life
tender quest
Try 800 lil bro
Try 1500 lil bruh
shell bronze
try 4
tender quest
4k???
shell bronze
4 dpi
tender quest
😮
hasty bloom
idk man. i feel like i racked up my 200+hrs easy. before the gauntlet was even in the game i had close to 100
for me i don’t get burnt out bc i play in bursts. when i get tired of another game? halfsword. only have 20 mins to play something? halfsword
truthfully most of the time i only mean to do a few duels and get sucked in to an hour of fights
hasty bloom
truly
shell bronze
700 hours and i've been slacking
hasty bloom
idk how beating the gauntlet makes people feel like there's nothing else going on
shell bronze
should be 800 if i hadn't been busy working on my cosplays and playing gacha games lately
shell forge
Something tells me i should spawn a bastard sword the brave Willie willing to slapfight with a stick up his ass
shell bronze
on foe nem
mental kelp
No need because the blade is my personal interest
hasty bloom
you’re blademaxxing and i respect it
jolly gorge
Try 800 lil bro
fr
round stone
I almost get shaved by that axe
jolly gorge
idk man. i feel like i racked up my 200+hrs easy. before the gauntlet was even i...
This is the way I see it too
Very well put, Goblin
jolly gorge
idk how beating the gauntlet makes people feel like there's nothing else going o...
Ikr
hasty bloom
i'm very drawn to games like this so it's perf but i think some people like having specific objectives n stuff which is fair! just not what this is
clever vault
is it bad i have 240 hours but i still haven’t beaten ultimate challenge
hasty bloom
not at all
i feel like all the out-of-gauntlet training i do is gonna help a lot for multiplayer
jolly gorge
i'm very drawn to games like this so it's perf but i think some people like havi...
I pretty much dislike it when objectives are too on the nose
Like beta minecraft vs modern MC with the End, too many advanced structures and items, etc
shell forge
Is it possible to reanimate a headless willie? Since i'm in the abyss, they aren't technically dead when their body still has collision with the world
tender quest
No
hasty bloom
is anyone posting in this discord really okay?
tender quest
I'm fuggin winning
wheat leaf
“I’m not ok, I’m winning” fuckin real
hasty bloom
i've seen the bloodbaths in the footage chat some of yall are very not okay LMAO
wheat leaf
See the people posting in photog and footage are liveleak refugees
jolly gorge
I don't bother maximizing blood but I like to finish willies
wheat leaf
hasty bloom
See the people posting in photog and footage are liveleak refugees
i can very much tell
and i love finishing a Willie off
jolly gorge
Only if I could do it properly with an accurate dagger stab
Cuz I'm so clumsy, I resort to swinging my sword at their chest
hasty bloom
i've been practicing with the dagger and it's sooooo satisfying getting a slick stab
jolly gorge
As if I'm trying to reach their heart like an Aztec priest
wheat leaf
Only if I could do it properly with an accurate dagger stab
I been saying for a long time they gotta rework how the dagger is used
Swing it like a fist, point first rather than swinging to cut
jolly gorge
Hopefully they fix it in the release
jolly gorge
Swing it like a fist, point first rather than swinging to cut
Especially with the stabby kinds
Les rondels
wheat leaf
Yer
jolly gorge
I'm rondellin'
surreal abyss
whens full release
jolly gorge
So maaake it eaaaasy on yoseheheheeelf
jolly gorge
whens full release
2025-11-13/2025-12-31
hasty bloom
idk bout full full release
jolly gorge
Oh yeah
surreal abyss
awesome! ive been playing this since around it first came out with the abys mode. I look forward to seeing what the game offers on full release
gilded crown
Only if I could do it properly with an accurate dagger stab
you just have to get used to it
surreal abyss
full release wont be before 12/31/25?
gilded crown
admittedly it took me a few tries
jolly gorge
full release wont be before 12/31/25?
It's a range
The slash is ISO 1366 standard to indicate a range
surreal abyss
idk bout full full release
?
jolly gorge
Oh u said full release
Ifnore me
I'm having trouble reading at the moment
Do we really know anything about full release though
hasty bloom
i was being pedantic ig but the Early Access drops on/before the 31st of Dec.
jolly gorge
I think we only have answers rgarding rarly access
hasty bloom
after that would be the full release which i assumed is what you meant my b!
shell forge
Chad 0.3 first boss vs Virgin 0.5 first boss
jolly gorge
full release wont be before 12/31/25?
Yea we don't have much to expand on outside of #faq
hasty bloom
there's a livestream this saturday with the devs where we'll hopefully hear something
hearty plaza
full release wont be before 12/31/25?
as the devs said they planning to release in date
so, before 1st of january
jolly gorge
there's a livestream this saturday with the devs where we'll *hopefully* hear so...
I can't wait to see Robin Swords in this one
hearty plaza
31.12.2025 - the last day of planned release
jolly gorge
so, before 1st of january
What timezone
sleek prism
would absolutely love if there will be a multiplayer function - devs pls take case up on his offer 🤣
violet drum
there's a livestream this saturday with the devs where we'll *hopefully* hear so...
Ahh nice, what time on Saturday?
I work til about 6pm mst so hopefully i can catch it
hearty plaza
What timezone
i hope gmt +5 xd
violet drum
would absolutely love if there will be a multiplayer function - devs pls take ca...
I was checking out mods for the game yesterday and theres a split screen 2 player mod for controllers
sand herald
🌪️
hearty plaza
I was checking out mods for the game yesterday and theres a split screen 2 playe...
this will be in ea
sleek prism
I was checking out mods for the game yesterday and theres a split screen 2 playe...
I’d love a Battle Royale setting one day 😭
round stone
slashed and half-sworded
violet drum
Are you the guy in that clip i watched yesterday lol
jolly gorge
I'd love to see the Battle of Gettysburg added
gilded crown
Is the game gonna be full scale battles?
jolly gorge
yeah with 8,000 vs 10,000 soldiers
gilded crown
ok thats not what I meant
hearty plaza
Is the game gonna be full scale battles?
depends what you consider big
jolly gorge
where every soldier's body hair has physics
shell forge
ngl, but giving Willie prosthetics is harder with pain disabled. Even tried to install something of a motivational device on him, but it seems to have the opposite effect of motivating
sleek prism
Are you the guy in that clip i watched yesterday lol
I just a gorl
jolly gorge
I experienced a funny bug a long time ago
hearty plaza
ngl, but giving Willie prosthetics is harder with pain disabled. Even tried to i...
it is more like torture
shell forge
Way i see it, if he walks properly, sword doesn't go further up his ass
violet drum
I just a gorl
Ahh hi gorl
Youve forced me to imagine a hundred willies pillowcase parachuting in from their travel eagles
hearty plaza
but also not at the same time
i feel 10x10 will be the maximum if they would optimize the game
i don't know how gore 3.0 will affect perfomance
in current situation, one open wound equals -3 or -5 fps
violet drum
i don't know how gore 3.0 will affect perfomance
Some dead willies sound like they are pooing themselves, will that be a feature?
hard oracle
Like beta minecraft vs modern MC with the End, too many advanced structures and ...
That makes me think. That the group of players who makes their own fun/roleplay in games, is very small compared to people who need straight objectives, collectiables etc
sleek prism
we probably won’t get female character will we…
round stone
hell yeah
hearty plaza
Some dead willies sound like they are pooing themselves, will that be a feature?
did you mean pooring?
round stone
we probably won’t get female character will we…
The chances are 1 in 30.000.000
sleek prism
I’m….shocked LMAO
violet drum
No i mean you can hear some of them pooh when they die
hard oracle
I’m….shocked LMAO
Hey there is a chance
hearty plaza
No i mean you can hear some of them pooh when they die
Yes, it is a feature.
hard oracle
It's always 50/50 for the brave ones.
violet drum
Yes, it is a feature.
Fingers crossed for interactive chucks
hearty plaza
The chances are 1 in 30.000.000
Jeanne Dark
sleek prism
Jeanne Dark
Exactly 😌
hearty plaza
but this is an exception
so i wouldn't expect any woman characters
(i don't need it, tbh)
sleek prism
understandable - I’d rather kill men anyway
hard oracle
Eh I don't expect them adding them, but it would be cool. I'm fine both ways.
hearty plaza
understandable - I’d rather kill men anyway
🤢
hard oracle
I rather devs focus on more important stuff.
sleek prism
HAHAHA
hearty plaza
the era of inclusivity has passed
shell bronze
no women or children
confirmed by mcwonder
these discussions will go nowhere so it's best we not entertain the topic
sleek prism
🫡
hard oracle
They should add Shrek as a boss
hearty plaza
no women or children
are there any laws that forbid that?
ah nevermind
just i've never seen where it's possible
(don't need to)
shell bronze
are there any laws that forbid that?
simply a matter of developer choice and controversy avoidance
shell forge
I found out what happened to the Grim Reaper
shell bronze
we've had many discussions about this specific subject and they never went well after a bit
sleek prism
They should add Shrek as a boss
Lord Farquaad
hard oracle
Lord Farquaad
He could fit too
shell bronze
hasty bloom
Lord Farquaad
would be hard to fight tbh. v short n quick
shell bronze
sleek prism
would be hard to fight tbh. v short n quick
Have to recalibrate my swings
round stone
✨
hasty bloom
aim low, swing low
opal bramble
What if they made a half sword battle royale kinda like the abyss where you started with nothing and had to loot people and things to win
sleek prism
What if they made a half sword battle royale kinda like the abyss where you star...
Yes what I been yapping about
faint crater
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1438447134465720331...
🗣️ FINISH HIMMM
shell bronze
🗣️ FINISH HIMMM
samurai decap
faint crater
samurai decap
ffr
hearty plaza
What if they made a half sword battle royale kinda like the abyss where you star...
and battle pass🥳
opal bramble
and battle pass🥳
No battle pass
hearty plaza
razor skins (razor edition exclusive)
shell bronze
opal bramble
No in app purchases
hasty bloom
samurai decap
these are my favorite things to pull off in game
faint crater
samurai decap
ive been using a short sword the last few times i have played, although i dont play as much cause im so busy
hasty bloom
feels so satisfying
faint crater
been on that grinf
shell bronze
faint crater
anyway the shorter bastard swords are so much more reactive i love it
so much less clumsy
opal bramble
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1437045925099995247...
How do you do the spinning stuff
shell bronze
you just now noticed?
jolly gorge
you just now noticed?
Five minutes ago
shell bronze
yeah i got blackmailed
jolly gorge
LOL
civic bramble
someone should make a gun mod
shell bronze
they knew i was going to surpass them and take over as the prophecy foretold so they immediately enslaved me
coarse jolt
How do you do the spinning stuff
I kinda suck at it but you time your swings along with pressing x. Here I tried it.
coarse jolt
Why
civic bramble
cause its fun
shell bronze
coarse jolt
I mean yeah I guess I can see it but that'll get boring really fast
shell bronze
go play tabs
coarse jolt
Shooting mfs that can't defend themselves doesn't exactly scream "fun" in my eyes
tough hollow
civic bramble
Shooting mfs that can't defend themselves doesn't exactly scream "fun" in my eye...
idk
faint crater
I FUCKING HATTE GRABBBERERRSRS
coarse jolt
I kinda suck at it but you time your swings along with pressing x. Here I tried ...
I like a bit of challenge, which is why I'm lesser equiped than the knight i'm fighting here
shell bronze
people playground:
hasty bloom
it'd be fun like twice then get old
shell bronze
I like a bit of challenge, which is why I'm lesser equiped than the knight i'm f...
play veteran/man at arms unarmored it's fun
tough hollow
people playground:
peak mentioned
shell bronze
i do it all the time
coarse jolt
play veteran/man at arms unarmored it's fun
I'll give it a shot, thank you
hasty bloom
if you have VR: Blood Trail is what you want
civic bramble
peak mentioned
fr
shell bronze
civic bramble
if you have VR: Blood Trail is what you want
my vr broke
hasty bloom
brutal :/
civic bramble
I used to have bonelab
shell bronze