halfsword-chat-⚔

[runic karma]

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[sharp pier]

using slomo i think

[opal marsh]

cant play halfsword at night cuz my pc sounds so loud and it gonna wake my parents up

[runic karma]

slo mo is goated for seeing how strong your hits are

i hate using it for actual combat tho

[opal marsh]

is it where your screen like change coulors

[sharp pier]

it feels like cheating but i cant parry commoner boss without it

[runic karma]

press f

it slows things down

[sharp pier]

he just swings it like crazy and if he hits you once youre split in half

[runic karma]

I use it for spinjutsu

only for that

[opal marsh]

i only use it when i needa give up because im dog

[wheat leaf]

ngl im kinda digging mace now, ive never used it much until now

[vital perch]

#1434900544677216276

[shell bronze]

your mistake is parrying commoner boss

[wheat leaf]

its a funky weapon, like it doesnt feel like you hit them that hard but itll knock out a t8 in 1 strike

[sharp pier]

Yeah i found just dodging his attacks and punishing with quick attacks is best

[shell bronze]

unless you're me you don't attempt blocking commoner boss

[sharp pier]

his sword just weighs too much even if you block he will hit you in some way

[shell bronze]

too much reach and weight and strength to contest against

just pitchfork him or backstep him

[sharp pier]

hes a demon for sure

[pearl ferry]

making people kiss the glaive

[shell bronze]

commoner boss killing clippack

[hardy raptor]

Any release date yet ??

[sharp pier]

i just use my own 2h sword and do a wrath stance swing on him after baiting an attack

[vital perch]

late nov/early dec

[shell bronze]

if i want to insta kill him with a 2h sword i hold a hasso no kamae guard and swing whichever way that guards me from his backswing and kills him as well

[sharp pier]

bro playing max NPC damage

[hardy raptor]

Sweeeet thats very soon cant wait😍😍

[sharp pier]

😭 no clue what that means

you just hold sword on the opposite side of his first attack?

[shell bronze]

kenjutsu shenanigans

[sharp pier]

didnt kill him

[shell bronze]

i do kendo and kenjutsu irl and not hema so i can only loosely translate my own swordsmanship into this game

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424677107396644946/D83B4F1.MP4?ex=6910fbb3&is=690faa33&hm=8d7b3a3d06a11e6132469b0694cd392e380a1b5ced1cea91a4e632309d784196&

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[rare aurora]

guys

is there a way to like cut people

while they on the ground

Im tryna control the knife but its flying everywhere

its hard asf

[signal wedge]

yeah so first you gotta cut at the ground

Then second you gotta cut them

[rare aurora]

Alright

[shell bronze]

crouch with ctrl and see if that helps

[sullen wedge]

Since there is a starboard does that mean my art is gonna get thrown on the starboard lol

[vital perch]

ffs

[shell bronze]

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[shell bronze]

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[distant heron]

halfsword tommorrow?

[vital perch]

no

[distant heron]

the next day then

[upper wyvern]

yessir

[vital perch]

who dragged me to temp vc

[soft drift]

does anyone know how much damage is reduced if you choose the less taken damage faction

is it really worth it

[vital perch]

it's not really worth it , consciousness damage is not affected , therefore in later tiers you'll be knocked out more than actually taking damage

[soft drift]

stamina regen it is then

[devout yew]

no

[wheat leaf]

this mace business whacky asf

YO i didnt know you could break bones with swings nvm this things awesome

[vital perch]

welcome to the club

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433670498956607499/7936491.MP4?ex=6910bdf3&is=690f6c73&hm=c769b5fe436417ebe6b431a52ab70fd5226ee0592f515e871f508ea7e89290f2&

[soft drift]

thats the whole point😭

[wheat leaf]

nah i just never knew i could actually hit willies knee so hard it bends backwards

[shell bronze]

kicking also does that

[wheat leaf]

never had that

[vital perch]

you gotta kick a really specific spot

or crank npc damage all the way up

[wheat leaf]

i woulda thought id have done it by now with the polehammers n such

[nimble cypress]

these clips are literally identical i cant even lie

[vital perch]

there's not really much i can do with maces besides swinging at the head

[nimble cypress]

fair enough

[humble iris]

thats why mace niche stinks

[vital perch]

i also made a willie asphyxiate to death by accident

[sullen wedge]

So it's just an auto emote then yes

[devout yew]

yeah

made by a bot

[vital perch]

if your art gets 15 ⭐ reactions it goes onto #starboard⭐

[wheat leaf]

happens

[sullen wedge]

Dont star that awful thing

[vital perch]

bro literally casted 🛡️

[sullen wedge]

Regardless I'm saving for a Wacom to try to actually pursue art as I was telling y'all. Found one more my speed for 500$

[wheat leaf]

the mace is honestly pretty dang stable for parries

[devout yew]

if you are going to pursue art you have to put time and dedication in it

[vital perch]

wonderful

[wheat leaf]

do you use the baron mace?

or just high tier long

[shell bronze]

my intuos has served me well

throughout middle and high school and even now

[vital perch]

i'm pretty sure it was custom made by chrome

[wheat leaf]

oh ok neat

[shell bronze]

don't listen to him all he knows is fighting the same way over and over

with that oversized baron mace

[vital perch]

why you gotta neuter me everytime mace is mentioned 😔

[shell bronze]

real GOATs can make mace gameplay look cool and interesting

[shell bronze]

hating is fun and free

[nimble cypress]

so is loving

[shell bronze]

loving is boring lmao

[nimble cypress]

so is hating

[shell bronze]

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[shell bronze]

disney movie tier opinion

i sleep

[nimble cypress]

see hating is borin

[wheat leaf]

what do you call the technique of that last parry riposte?

[idle crane]

We lovemax, joymax, complimentmax in this server

[shell bronze]

john longsword would probably have a name for it

i just play freeform

[devout yew]

@shell bronze how do you say "disability check" in old english

[wheat leaf]

i just mean that kinda rolling motion into an overhead, any term for it in kenjutsu even?

[shell bronze]

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[wheat leaf]

like your signature move

[devout yew]

i dont think 2 half sword clips are in the old english dictionary

[shell bronze]

closest thing would be a yanagi-uke parry

kenjutsu has a lot of these rolling/momentum type parries

https://youtube.com/shorts/MxJVvt1vpUs?si=xbwog01CHqdRlS0v

https://youtu.be/0pX_PWHdSw4?si=xUMMLbmPn5WbYFFV

@wheat leaf

[shell bronze]

don't know

[devout yew]

but you play so much half sword

[shell bronze]

i don't study old english unfortunately

[devout yew]

can you study it and get back to me

[vital perch]

why don't you do it yourself honestly

[nimble cypress]

disabilitī check

[shell bronze]

paypal me 100 and i might

[nimble cypress]

according to an online translater

[devout yew]

ok

can i send you 20 bronze coin and 3 bails of wheat?

[wheat leaf]

would you rather
tower pavice son or plancon daughter

[worn spear]

disabilieth checke

[nimble cypress]

what does that mean

[sullen wedge]

What is happening

Also hello everyone it's good to see you

[worn spear]

what up rat king

[sullen wedge]

Obligatory @weak osprey appreciation ping

[sullen wedge]

Doing fine how's your day

Also is that teto? PB who is that?

[worn spear]

nah thats mew mew from undertale

[nimble cypress]

hi rat kingg

[hard oracle]

Gotta say this game is special. I've lost like 30h in just demo, having so much fun, and for free

[worn spear]

good ig

[sullen wedge]

Go listen to DJ professor K it will improve

[vital perch]

@shell bronze how about this for fresh clips

[worn spear]

i shall

[boreal path]

@mental kelp do you have any advice on Outside Grapples

[worn spear]

like one day maybe

[jolly gorge]

WINED LLOVER RIDES

[sullen wedge]

Right now

I next professor K I to your ear holes

[worn spear]

what song tho.......

or album........

[sullen wedge]

Pick what ever sounds good

But I'll send you some stuff in #music-🎵

[shell bronze]

i don't have a strict real-life manuscript that i play by and just do whatever works and looks cool

with loose ties to kendo and kenjutsu where needed

[boreal path]

here in the biz we call that homeopathic hema

[sullen wedge]

Sent it on over

If you want a few albums I can send those to

[light stirrup]

He went flying

[worn spear]

sure

[worn spear]

wait cuz this is lowk a bop

[sullen wedge]

I have many of those

Including radio free mars album

Which I will also send over

[worn spear]

send...

[sullen wedge]

Done and done

If anyone else wants more of my music taste. Ping

[astral summit]

i want halfsword

[worn spear]

you get full axe

[astral summit]

no!

[sullen wedge]

You get barstool

The best weapon in the experience

[worn spear]

we are short on the budget

[astral summit]

i am probably going to get a steam giftcard today so if they release it soon it would be perfect timing

[astral summit]

prefer the hammer

[sullen wedge]

Half sword is a flexsperience where you send a Willie to hell via various .ethics by flexing on them

[astral summit]

true

[sullen wedge]

Did they get rid of the quote bot

[nimble cypress]

so basically what i do lol

i love blocking a longsword with a dagger and then punishing the willie for being too predictable

[shell bronze]

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willie sucks at fighting

[mental kelp]

I ahven't been doing them lately, so not rlly

even then I just usually went for an elbow grab from the left

u do a lot more grapples than me

[boreal path]

Samn. Lonely at the top

[boreal path]

cheffing this mf @mental kelp

[shell bronze]

turn the brightness down i can still see what's happening

[mental kelp]

ya im ass at it rn

havent played much

good slice tho

[rose ginkgo]

I thought that the game was out today

[shell bronze]

you were misinformed by the local band of idiots

[rose ginkgo]

fuck

I wish the game actually worked

my game runs at like 15 fps

[signal wedge]

sonar moment

[wheat leaf]

People always saying that Taco Bell or taki’s would kill a medieval child, nobody thinks to consider the abstract stages of mold that used to be considered food

[mental kelp]

hidden gun

[worn spear]

LEAVETH THEM ALONE, HEATHE- GLEGLEGLEGL MY ORGANS

[nimble cypress]

pleasureful

[leaden yacht]

Anyone know why when I searched up half sword it doesn’t come up on steam

[muted atlas]

when is the next update for half sword?

[nimble cypress]

faq

[languid nest]

today

[leaden yacht]

Anyone know why when I searched up half sword it doesn’t come up on steam

[nimble cypress]

nope

[leaden yacht]

K

[muted atlas]

wait where

[worn spear]

whats wrong with gay people dude

[nimble cypress]

LMAO

[mental kelp]

@boreal path I can't even knock him down 😭

woulda been better if I just dropped my sword but so lamme

[nimble cypress]

#faq

[muted atlas]

cheers

[boreal path]

in my experience you pretty much have to un-lock so you can get your arm around them easier

[shell bronze]

victorian child vs 5 layer beefy burrito

[boreal path]

or kick to lessen the work your arm needs to do

[mental kelp]

Oh yea I forgot kicking

woulda worked good on the face push

[wheat leaf]

See they’d probably just get the shits,
If a modern human tried to eat normal cheese from back then he’d croak

[shell bronze]

depends where from and lifestyle

[sharp pier]

are you trying to get it behind his neck?

[wheat leaf]

Any water that wasn’t turned to beer was life threatening to drink

[worn spear]

yes

[boreal path]

yes

[worn spear]

do it no balls

[boreal path]

a good one to the core or just a little sweep is always a good idea

[mental kelp]

could do but I have to get back into the one handd control

was just tryna push him over in any way I guess

[soft osprey]

Do you want someone to ping you

[worn spear]

okay

acually nvm

i gotta go

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[soft osprey]

Ha

[sharp pier]

😭

[soft osprey]

Everyone shut up turkey mod is typing

[signal wedge]

@boreal path were these types of aventails used historically? It makes sense to me but also looks uncomfortable and perhaps too heavy

[boreal path]

yeah

a bit better constructed than that usually but yeah

[signal wedge]

Were they more effective than chain

I would imagine so

Unless there's chain connecting the segments

[boreal path]

better at eatin' force and probably easier to maintain but less comfortable, breathable, and mobile

also the openings being larger are probably worse for weapons getting caught in it

it's a bigger surface but at the cost of bigger gaps

[round stone]

Weird use of shield

[wheat leaf]

The bigger the scales the easier someone could physically lift them or pull them out of the way of gaps in gloves/gauntlets

[signal wedge]

and depending what's underneath could result in penatration

[boreal path]

yeh

[hoary canopy]

ah yes the break-your-own-wrist-and-die defense

forgotten to time

[boreal path]

i mean its a pretty valid shield position

[round stone]

Just gave up lmfao

[nimble cypress]

two pretty decent clips right after each other

[round stone]

"You know what, just cut me bro"

[wheat leaf]

Do you have like a slab of cement on your head or what

[nimble cypress]

dude in the second clip really just said "i give up man"

[nimble cypress]

helment

helmet

[wheat leaf]

Ohhhh a helment

[hoary canopy]

not when youre holding a sword

[round stone]

Hello Xartosh

[hoary canopy]

not only would it be uncomfortable to hold that position you cant move your other arm much

[boreal path]

yeah it is

i've seen people use that exact position to bait out an attack to the open left and then beat it aside and come up with a cut with the sword

[wheat leaf]

Hallooooo :D

[nimble cypress]

VARLET!

[hoary canopy]

oh so like a similar philosophy to the fools guard but with a shield

i would surely be struck down

[boreal path]

yeh

[nimble cypress]

@shell bronze challenge: win a foight without moving

youre always doing those fancy "hit the sword and step backwards really fast" moves in all of your clips so try not doing that

[hoary canopy]

thats how i practice defending with my weapon/parrying

[shell bronze]

challenge: fight without using my legs to keep me alive*

[nimble cypress]

yeah

do that

[shell bronze]

remind me in an hour when i get back from this shift

[nimble cypress]

i have won multiple fights without moving

[shell bronze]

i got one more shift of blue collar work

[shell bronze]

it's not very difficult

i just don't clip those because they're braindead and boring

doubly so if you have a longer weapon

[stone kite]

i got to the final level of the gauntlet (ultimate challenge)
Even if I die to the baron/gold guy outside of the ultimate challenge it doesn't reset the gauntlet
Anyway to restart the gauntlet? I don't like the ultimate challenge

[nimble cypress]

i thought yours legs kept you alive, how would they be easy?

[shell bronze]

because my legs aren't the only things keeping me alive

i'm not one of our apex players for no reason

[nimble cypress]

what is an "apex player"

[shell bronze]

da GOATs

[covert flare]

the creme de la creme

[shell bronze]

the centerpiece of hs7 gen 0 and will be the centerpiece of hs7 gen 1

[covert flare]

considering we are possibly only a month away from EA release, is this hs7 roster the one that will remain until then?

[shell bronze]

yes

[astral tiger]

How much this game will cost?

[hoary canopy]

i just saw something ive never seen happen before in this game
i got put on the ground so i tried to give up, but when my willie put his hands up i stabbed myself in the head with my own sword and died instantly

[astral tiger]

i forgot

[nimble cypress]

no idea

[covert flare]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-five-nights-at-freddy's-dance-freddy-fazbear-meme-gif-387447488759269797

[covert flare]

people expect a price range of 20 to 30

but not officially disclosed yet

so take it with a grain of salt

[shell bronze]

early access hs7 will be about a month after release to let people relearn the game and farm clips

[restive barn]

if my pc and unreal engine works

[shell bronze]

as well as establish their legacies/fame in this server

there will be a worst player award and a modder's award as well

[covert flare]

worst player award will get harder and harder as people begin to learn the game

[shell bronze]

both of which have the HSS acronym (half sword smith and half sword shame respectively)

[covert flare]

i dont doub a streamer could win it

[shell bronze]

it's actually a bit more difficult to achieve at the higher levels

you have to make an artform out of being horrible at the game

[nimble cypress]

is using a shield considered a pussy move

[shell bronze]

in warfare everything is fair

[mental kelp]

its called hs7 😹

[boreal path]

no they're actually pretty hard to get the hang of for a lot of people

[covert flare]

exactly, killing the enemies easily becomes second nature after you get the basics down

[hoary canopy]

not wanting to be stabbed in fact does not make you a pussy

[boreal path]

and they're not exactly hard to be wrenched out of your hands, and they also make grappling a lot harder to achieve

[nimble cypress]

okay cause i got a free hand while using the rapier and i wanna use a shield

[shell bronze]

sorry you didn't get voted for

[mental kelp]

but I saw ur analysis

respectable. but it was ur propaganda that brought me down

[shell bronze]

john longsword on his way to undermine everything good and fun about me

[round stone]

Nonchalantly parries

[mental kelp]

now me n sam r both out of the loop

so we can do it together as german and italian masters

[boreal path]

the two people who actually use hema in the hema game

[shell bronze]

sam honestly joined too late

[covert flare]

physics based arena game*

[shell bronze]

he would've gotten more votes if he was in from the start

[shell bronze]

sorry choom we don't use real techniques here

[nimble cypress]

coupla good stabby clips

[boreal path]

does he know ?

[shell bronze]

this is the land of high DPI spins and wild flailing

[nimble cypress]

i personally use low sensetivity (im not like the other girls)

[covert flare]

choom...

[boreal path]

repost cuz fun clip

[nimble cypress]

oh god i mispelled sensitivity

[mental kelp]

tbf idk what hema practitioners they got for the current systems mechanics

[boreal path]

it's definitely the best game so far for full-control sword fighting but it still has a long way to go

it's very much a simulacra that is a few layers removed

[covert flare]

i didnt read the description, so Physics based arena HEMA game

[shell bronze]

me i'm one of them

[languid nest]

do you think k getting headbutt by this would hurt or no

[shell bronze]

i was put here to intentionally sabotage the hema people

[soft osprey]

Me, I watched a YouTube video once

[boreal path]

yes

[shell bronze]

and make sure the game only works for me

[languid nest]

i disagree

it would be ok

[nimble cypress]

WOW THAT SHIELD SURE DOES WORK.

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-nah-id-win-gif-11399565856913576326

[round stone]

wth was that 🥀

[mental kelp]

slice

[boreal path]

is this some cosmic revenge for me telling people that headbutting with a hounskull is stupid

[soft osprey]

That was smooth

[mental kelp]

thx

[nimble cypress]

does anybody like my thing

[boreal path]

ts not a rapier twin

[nimble cypress]

it says so in hse

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433354399274500266/5E8C7A1.MP4?ex=6910e90f&is=690f978f&hm=3a1586d658cacc54ee8ec098cef775c9b3c0e930a0a91c408334a97929798d5a&

[soft osprey]

Yes Garfield it was good

[boreal path]

well it's not

[nimble cypress]

why would it say its a rapier if its not 😭

[soft osprey]

Youre literally just bullying willie

Toying with him

[boreal path]

because its a fun name for people who want something slightly similar to a rapier

it just isnt a rapier

[shell bronze]

that's my motto

[astral summit]

Goodevening, can we get the game right now?

as we speak

[stone kite]

yes

the tech demo

[soft osprey]

Like you could have killed him immediately on the first parry

I can’t believe Youre so mean to him

[astral summit]

i was aiming for the early acces to be fair

[shell bronze]

that would be boring

i like my artificially extended fights where i style on willie

[nimble cypress]

"I WAS JOKING I WAS JOKING"

[soft osprey]

I wish there was a Willie counter

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435051415096791181/FAC5EB1.MP4?ex=691126c7&is=690fd547&hm=b047aba1e0be2316bbb70456f326ac18c79f557f9f36eebe72b36f2cf78a8e2e&

[soft osprey]

I want to know how many willies have died since the demo released

[boreal path]

here's the probably earliest depiction of something like a trve rapier

[soft osprey]

Thats a sword

[wheat leaf]

that dude on the left got mad cheek game tho

[signal wedge]

GYATT

[nimble cypress]

i get the point

[soft osprey]

Just like a rapier

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/korn-word-up-dogs-music-video-gif-12046664601480013920

[shell bronze]

it gets to a point

[soft osprey]

Did you see what I said

[boreal path]

what's that one tower in skyrim that you can see in the distance that is from the other elder scrolls games

[soft osprey]

It was funny

[boreal path]

i forgot the name

[mental kelp]

white gold tower

[signal wedge]

yerp

[soft osprey]

Quite literal name

[signal wedge]

in good ol cyrodill

btw empire >>>>>>> stormcloaks don't @ me

Fuck you Easter

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-every-body-hates-chris-chris-being-thrown-chris-thrown-todo-mundo-odeia-o-chris-gif-13787243740593573670

[soft osprey]

I was going to agree with you

But since you just said that

[boreal path]

real

[soft osprey]

Im going to be a contrarian

And say Youre wrong

Idiot

[signal wedge]

ngl I 100% expected you to be a stormcloak

[soft osprey]

Thats you

[boreal path]

might end up in HS eventually

it should be a MICROTRANSACTION

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-punching-u-punch-gif-24974090

[soft osprey]

I hate them

[uncut rune]

Is there a way to reset your progress in Halfsword?

[soft osprey]

Ulfric is stupid

[signal wedge]

hell yeah fuck ulfric

[soft osprey]

Also brotherhood of steel in fallout is peak

And the legion

In new Vegas

[signal wedge]

those dumb mfers thinking the empire is in the thalmors pocket while Ulfric is literally a thalmor asset

[soft osprey]

Yeah follow this

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/waffling-gif-26189788

[signal wedge]

Tulius straight hates the thalmor but understands the value of not starting a war

[boreal path]

@uncut rune

[uncut rune]

Thanks

[signal wedge]

yeah they aight

enclave looks cooler tho

[soft osprey]

No

[covert flare]

only right choice for fo4

[soft osprey]

Thats a bad statement

[soft osprey]

Yes!

[signal wedge]

nah its factual

[buoyant ravine]

i will never pirate half sword

[mental kelp]

apa mk2 is just better......

[covert flare]

look at this mf

[signal wedge]

The lightning enclave troops from 3

FIRE

[soft osprey]

Ive always wondered how it felt to be incredibly wrong about something but it’s never happened. I’ll just have to deal with you being wrong instead

[soft osprey]

Thats ONE example

[boreal path]

i managed to quickly learn how to do metal vocals after realizing that i basically found out the techniques while trying to impersonate this mf as a little boy

[soft osprey]

They don’t all look like that

They look goofy in the Bethesda fallout games

[signal wedge]

FIRE

[buoyant ravine]

that stab was so strong it ate a quarter of my frames

[soft osprey]

Boooo

[round stone]

Sometimes you don't get a 1 swing victory, sometimes it's better to slice them a few times, to pepper them nicely

[signal wedge]

Easter have you seen the Sunburst animation?

[covert flare]

lets go to #general-catfish-🐱🐟 fellas

[nimble cypress]

who is the person in your profile picture

[signal wedge]

my dad

[mental kelp]

sorry it was over for them once t51 stopped being their main

[mental kelp]

sword translocation spell

[sullen wedge]

I'm bored and too hyper

[round stone]

I liked the ending

[sullen wedge]

So I'm drinking a coffee what's everyone's favorite coffee or other caffeine ingestible

Ping me with results

[boreal path]

what kind of coffee

[round stone]

Colombian Coffee Juan Valdez

[sullen wedge]

Depends on if you want coffee coffee side of my answer or dessert drink side

[boreal path]

lol

[small glen]

why did that Willie have a clean ass fit

[boreal path]

i like black coffee or with a little bit of caramel flavoring

[sullen wedge]

Is that a bad response? It's honest

[small glen]

Wassup Saturn

[boreal path]

it was just a funny way to put it

[boreal path]

hello

[mental kelp]

dressing for his big day

[sullen wedge]

Nguyen or cafe du monde for black

Nesxafe gold for latte and espresso

[small glen]

did you get kicked out of gen? rare seeing you here

[sullen wedge]

As for desert coffees
Cookie butter or Oreo
Seven espresso shots and extra whip cream and caramel

[boreal path]

i haint got a dang clue what that means

[boreal path]

this place has strangely become more active lately

i dont exactly like this channel but its whateva

[small glen]

blame the soon to be EA release

imagine if its delayed 💀

[boreal path]

sometimes people spread misinfo about or discuss medieval armor so i like to be here occasionally

[shell bronze]

half sword chat been on top

[small glen]

ima spread misinfo rn, did you know medieval armor protected people

[shell bronze]

go back to your chosen channel invader

[boreal path]

my true chosen channel is #references♥_1450-1470

[small glen]

This channel is owned by the Half Swordians

[round stone]

Trying crouching and ascending cuts

[shell bronze]

i am half sword chat's ambassador and champion

[sullen wedge]

I hope you come see me sometimes in here your company's much appreciated ping me every now and then I'll go in the big scary chat of medieval armor and weapons and history and autism at some point

[shell bronze]

on foe nem they will not topple this legacy of static parries and choreographed fighting

[boreal path]

👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

[sullen wedge]

💣

[shell bronze]

they can make the early access ai have 200iq and i will still find ways to pull off straight bs

[small glen]

i am team Vespa

[boreal path]

plenty of people like that in real hema too lol

[sullen wedge]

I am the yellow one

[mental kelp]

this wrestling shit just not working

[boreal path]

one of my clubmates straight up just doesnt read the sources

[mental kelp]

is it cuz unarmored more balance

[shell bronze]

i follow the kata very strictly

[boreal path]

looked great in that video man

[sullen wedge]

Like kanakata?

[shell bronze]

but in this game whatever kills the other guy works for me

[mental kelp]

yea good presses but no falls

[small glen]

sort of? but its possible

armor is easier to stun with

[shell bronze]

no like actual kenjutsu kata

[mental kelp]

done it a couple times but not recently

[small glen]

as you can just walk into someone with armor and it does some form of blunt damage

[boreal path]

the amount of straight up falls in longsword grappling is negligible

[sullen wedge]

Dah. Grand Choice

[boreal path]

focus on disarms and putting them in positions they dont want to be

[shell bronze]

i then take it and apply it to my non swordfighting roommates

[sullen wedge]

I wanna apply to your non sword fighting roommate

[shell bronze]

you know how good it is to beat the shit out of untrained people with a polypropylene katana

[small glen]

you can actually sweep people with very very very very very very very good leg set up

[tender quest]

thats a new one

[boreal path]

mfw willie lets his guard down so i immediately impale him through the heart

damn it he was surrendering

[small glen]

but that i mean its more or less tripping than sweeping

[boreal path]

7 "very"'s deep its better to focus on the more feasible techniques

[shell bronze]

proud hokushin ittoryu disciple

[boreal path]

were you there for when i was talking about sparring one of the new guys at my club

[shell bronze]

i wasn't what's up

[small glen]

i have so much hours in this game, and i have only done it like a grand 3 times

[mental kelp]

broken wrist guarding.

[shell bronze]

aurafarm guarding*

you should get more into it

[boreal path]

he's like a 5'3 college dude who kept getting way too close to me with his point offline and every time he got to a certain point of my distance i would just stiff arm him by his elbow and completely spin him 180 degrees

[shell bronze]

he just wants a hug

😂

[boreal path]

after doing that i would grab and twist his sword / elbow / shoulder / whatever was closest and he just kept trying to get out of it despite definitely losing

[shell bronze]

the joys of being 6'1 is that i can just do the most egregious men and sayu-men strikes against my less advantaged roommates

[boreal path]

i got fed up and the last bout i ended up armwrapping his blade and walking away with his sword under my arm

[shell bronze]

i also intentionally give myself the slightly longer shinai

[boreal path]

he also wouldnt respond to any normal hits i made and at one point i was very clearly thrusting and he walked into it, caught him directly in the diaphragm and he bent over with a "hngh"

[shell bronze]

deserved

[boreal path]

the very next week i pulled the same sorts of grappling on an older dude (both the swords in my control, behind him, breaking his footwork posture with my leg) and he just started punching me in the face lmao

[small glen]

isn't punching illegal in hema sparing?

[tender quest]

temper problems most likely

ego

[signal wedge]

Dude prolly had anger issues

[small glen]

All the fucking mods are here

[signal wedge]

Yeah bitch

[small glen]

Yellow chat

[signal wedge]

Say something bad

[small glen]

Chicken Mod

🔥

[boreal path]

meh

[signal wedge]

Stinkybee Midface

[covert flare]

Fighting for the bread thingy like thieves would fight for gold

[round stone]

I tried going easy on him 🥀

[boreal path]

i mean he wasnt trying to murder me but he was giving me some good swings

since i was behind him he literally swung from his right shoulder all the way past his left to my face

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-emoji-man-gif-9804261718830123352

[signal wedge]

Did you fw the animation gang

[boreal path]

i think it was partially payback because near the beginning of the match i accidentally thrusted into his palm

of the very hand he walloped me with

[covert flare]

9.9/10

[boreal path]

the instructor's response was "punching is generally frowned upon, bruce"

[round stone]

Hm, must be raining

[small glen]

i did kendo and thats about all i did

[signal wedge]

Nice

[covert flare]

a few fixes in lighting here and there and its a 10

[toxic crest]

does anyone elses game randomly crash

[shell bronze]

perfect candidate for buhurt

[round stone]

Grandmaster of sword head bonking

[boreal path]

dont you EVER try to take away one of my hema friends to that desolate hell.

[tender quest]

add multiplayer or this game is dead on arrival istg gng ts pmo fr fr

[signal wedge]

militus

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-dumbledore-fly-gif-22199666

[boreal path]

@mental kelp have you tried doing my iconic one hand thrust at all yet

[small glen]

Add a battlepass!!

WHERE MY BATTLE ROYAL!!??!?!?!?!!?

[tender quest]

with cheese

[small glen]

don't forget the pickels

[mental kelp]

show

[signal wedge]

Ironically Mordhau had a battle royal when it first came out

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/with-cheese-squidward-mr-krabs-spongebob-greedy-gif-14312096970745999293

[small glen]

that's why that game is more dead than the Mongol Empire

[round stone]

istg gng ts pmo what the hell is that

that is like 3 entire sentences

[lost bison]

Holy fucking shit I blanked that from my memory

[boreal path]

hold to bottom right hip with left hand dominant

thrust with alt and press Q to immobilize your opponent's weapon while thrusting

[lost bison]

I can't believe they thought that was a good idea

[boreal path]

there's another way to do it on people using one-handed weapons if you're intrigued about that too

[signal wedge]

It was during the height of the BR era

And uh, well the numbers speak for themselves

[lost bison]

I wish I had my current PC back when Mordhau was poppin

[covert flare]

im doing some slasher shit

[signal wedge]

It was pretty fun

[boreal path]

if you dont end up landing the thrust it's a great position to be able to grapple from too !

[lost bison]

Yeah I played the shit out of it but mostly duels cause my PC couldnt handle the big fights

[shell bronze]

get him some thicc historically inaccurate armor

[small glen]

Honestly, the thing with like Medieval PVP games is they die very quickly due to them being so anti-casual

[signal wedge]

Thats not entirely true, Chiv 2 lasted for quite a while

[lost bison]

Yeah Chivalry is probably the most casual i think

[signal wedge]

But yeah chiv 1 and mordhau are sweat havens

[mental kelp]

ive done it before not up high like that tho

[covert flare]

a small thing i'd appreciate in EA is if people turned pale from blood loss

[small glen]

Chiv 2 was pandering towards casuals, thats the thing

Chiv 2 focused on less techs

[signal wedge]

Frankly I preferred that, mordhau was too crazy

[small glen]

and just basic combat formula

[lost bison]

Halfsword is very casual

Easy to pick up

[boreal path]

it's very useful

immense success rate

and as i said good for grappling in

[signal wedge]

For Honor is the only one with a still dedicated player base

But thats also pretty different

[mental kelp]

I done it more like the Fiore play where u keep it low

And thrust up

[small glen]

for honor is at death door

[round stone]

His weakness disgusted me 🥀

[signal wedge]

Nah its still pretty decently stacked

[lost bison]

its old enough let it die

[boreal path]

the counter thrust?

[small glen]

I used to main the One handed swords on Chiv 2

[small glen]

fun as shit

[boreal path]

here's the thing i use against the one-handed users, it covers much better and if you step forward in right time will chop them in the shoulder

[mental kelp]

One sec

[shell bronze]

new half sword clips for the first time in a week

time to eat maracons and prosciutto and play hs

[signal wedge]

Hell yeah

[boreal path]

i love chiv 2

[small glen]

i used to run that one skin for the Falchion

[small glen]

it was that expensive as fuck one

i can't remember its name

[mental kelp]

Varying hand positions

[small glen]

but it was red iirc

[boreal path]

unfortunately it is very hard to arrive to this like fiore describes lol

[signal wedge]

I used man at arms and knight the most

[boreal path]

you're rarely in the bind long enough for willie to make any kind of cover

[tender quest]

ah yes, the normal gamer snacks

[small glen]

Spear was unironically fun to use

[signal wedge]

ewwww

[mental kelp]

I think I clipped it once but hard to find since it doesn’t have a name

[signal wedge]

pokey stab people

[shell bronze]

hidari-do and migi-do

[mental kelp]

Almost exact same as fiore pic

[boreal path]

we learned to use that against a wind

[small glen]

the spear was balanced unlike the fuck ass Halbred

[tender quest]

english only please

[signal wedge]

I liked the hammer one a lot

Getting head strikes were so satisfying

[small glen]

the hammer was just made to counter those annoying ass knight mains lmfao

[signal wedge]

I mean the polearm one

[small glen]

that ran only the longest most bs weapons and zoned your ass

[round stone]

Both finishing with secondary weapons

[signal wedge]

I fucking hated the skirmisher subclass for archer

Fuckass javelins bruh

[round stone]

I wonder how would @shell bronze rate that last clip of mine 🌹

[round stone]

[signal wedge]

bro sam you did NOT have to do bro like that 😭

[shell bronze]

anotha one

[shell bronze]

let me see

[shell bronze]

epic aurafarm

[lost bison]

Right in the kisser

[round stone]

[round stone]

Drinking his tea will surely hurt tonight

[lost bison]

I'm becoming a spear main more and more every day

[lunar bone]

Once you get to the ultimate challenge, and you want to play gauntlet mode again, how do you stop spawning in with the highest level of gear?

[lunar bone]

As in fully reset your progress

[lost bison]

You have to delete a file in your halfsword folder

[shell bronze]

blink n miss it

[lost bison]

hold on I'll get u the file path

[lunar bone]

Thank you 🙏

[round stone]

Jesus fcking christ, that shoulder split is crazy

[lost bison]

\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames

delete the files in that folder then do a repair game on steam

[lunar bone]

Thank you again

[covert flare]

may have overdone the kickign

[lost bison]

sheeesh

[covert flare]

POISON COGFLY

[lost bison]

I alone am the silken one

[covert flare]

these waters...they are filled with bile

[lost bison]

some nice heart stabs

[shell bronze]

was he overreacting guys

[covert flare]

he just realized how outmatched he was and gave up before he actually died

[lost bison]

Lol I've noticed this happens a ton I think it's because of armpit damage

For full plate fights since there are lethal spots near the armpit gaps it doesnt take much to kill in that area

[wheat leaf]

the largest artery nobody cares about lmao

[tender quest]

tried my best to not injure them

[shell bronze]

enough commoner bullying

[lost bison]

Never

[covert flare]

wth

[tender quest]

its brave stand, i cant help how many the game sends at me

[covert flare]

thats not what i copied

[tender quest]

not my fault they dont have armour

[shell bronze]

no not for you

[covert flare]

commoner is one of the best tiers

[lost bison]

Put some clothes on Willy

[shell bronze]

i'm saying that because i'm going commoner vs the world now

[boreal path]

i wish brave stand played smoothly for me …

[stray hill]

idk if its a bug but the way blades get stuck in flesh just cost me my best run

it was a good interaction tho

[lost bison]

Cleanest decap I ever done seen in HS

I cant reproduce this no matter how hard I try 🙁

[stray hill]

either way cool feature i overcompensated on a massive axe swing

[stray hill]

WOW

[wheat leaf]

i just made this one give up with a liver shot

[lost bison]

ikr

I think its something to do with the timing when I switched grips it was like right when it impacted

[lost bison]

Taking on the big boys I see

Respect

my fav disadvantaged duels are medium armor against full plate opponents

[stray hill]

i love 2 swing 1 death fights

[covert flare]

homerun!

[shell bronze]

one of my greatest gimmicks is fighting man at arms

and veteran

[nimble cypress]

holy fucking shit

[boreal path]

commoner vs... the second to last tier idk is fun

[lost bison]

cleannn

[boreal path]

standing like he was pitching you a baseball

[nimble cypress]

i was even hitting my foot on the base

[wheat leaf]

REMEMBER; dont eva fight the dude with a stick and shidded pants

[shell bronze]

put that goofy azz sword and take that helmet off

[slim ledge]

WHY DOES MY GAME KEEP CRASHING DURING THE FUCKING ULTIMATE CHALLENGE

[shell bronze]

or go bully people your own armament

[slim ledge]

GAHHHHHHHH

[nimble cypress]

helmet barely even helps

[wheat leaf]

turn blud down unc

[nimble cypress]

they usually just cut my leg off

[shell bronze]

turn blood off and play dx11

[slim ledge]

danke

[slim ledge]

danke

[nimble cypress]

also im just using it so i dont get siome dumbass hat

[wheat leaf]

oui

[slim ledge]

how dx11

[boreal path]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3437298388

COUGH

[nimble cypress]

why are you coughing

what does this mean

[wheat leaf]

black plague be upon us

[lost bison]

Ah the pure devastation of the greatsword

Nice shield

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/this-guy-gets-it-nick-offerman-gif-14758472

[shell bronze]

is he overreacting

[wheat leaf]

last guy was stunned frozen until he realized he was next xD

[bronze anvil]

I have a question, is there a way to customise the weapons I got?

And armour

[lost bison]

lmao he was 😂 just saw his buddys head get chopped in 2

[sand swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-ishowspeed-gif-1290931606264393136

[lost bison]

there's a mod for that yes

[boreal path]

in the final game there should be a fear stat where the more blood you spill within (x) amount of time makes the surrounding people more timid

[bronze anvil]

On nexus?

[lost bison]

That would feel really cool

[wheat leaf]

dude in red is having the time of his life rn

[tender quest]

for about 5 seconds after the first guy went down

[wheat leaf]

'Nows my time to shine'

[lost bison]

Yes you'll want to get Halfsword Enhancer (to spawn equipment for customization) and a mod called Ovrdth's selector to save loadouts

I believe both are on Nexus still

[wheat leaf]

i love willie, i hope they add new models but they better keep willie as the player or a key character

[celest river]

sword pull is very broken

[bronze anvil]

Yk what would be really cool, like spectators

On the side and on the top part of the walls

[celest river]

would just be bloat imo

[wheat leaf]

i would gladly take a 1-5% chance of being knocked out by bread or a tomato if it meant a crowd could throw them into the fight

[celest river]

maybe if they are 2d and cause no extra

processing

[lost bison]

as long as they dont turn physics on for them

I fed this guy a delicious sword

[bronze anvil]

They can be like turned off for better porformence

[bronze anvil]

I have another good idea

[celest river]

?

[wheat leaf]

and spear tip for desert

[bronze anvil]

Creating like your own factions and shields

[celest river]

Cool

[boreal path]

gonna be a thing

[celest river]

but this would make people want multiplayer more

[wheat leaf]

i call dibs on minion shield

[celest river]

https://tenor.com/view/phatearl-gif-2280842092719572077

[bronze anvil]

That could be good, but very hard to make

[stray hill]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/ltc4i84kHau1Zwnrv?invite=cr-MSxEM3IsMTkwNDk3NzIx&v=7

what happened

aww no embed

[bronze anvil]

Cause it’s a heavily physics based game

[celest river]

moderately hard to make, just very ping based

[wheat leaf]

the problem is they

would have to balance the game

instead of making it realistically unbalanced

[bronze anvil]

Also like the maps are tbh, too small for multiplayer

[celest river]

its better than having a bs meta because its historically accurate

[bronze anvil]

Like from the screenshots

[boreal path]

i better be able to double axe handle people

[bronze anvil]

On the game page

[lost bison]

I totally did this on purpose

[wheat leaf]

no i mean they'd have to rework willies movement to be slow and reactible, not just the weapons themselves

[boreal path]

the better thing would be to not have multiplayer that requires balance changes that water down the entire point of the game

which is the historical experience

[celest river]

are we talking more than a duel here? IDK if that would work

[bronze anvil]

What about like customisable clothing like the tabards

[bronze anvil]

More of like burhuts

[boreal path]

yeah livery coats will be in game too

[celest river]

that would be way more complicated, my potato would hate it too

[celest river]

https://tenor.com/view/maplestory-maplestory-worlds-msw-maplestory-worlds-limitations-artale-gif-9364484323937937907

[bronze anvil]

Helmet accessories like how the great helm has captain horns and stuff

[celest river]

oni mask

[wheat leaf]

wouldnt even just be weapon balancing, they'd have to change how willie can attack to make him predictable/readable, which would imply either speed limiters or set attack animations, neither seem to be quite aligned with this game

[boreal path]

orles are at the very least confirmed

[celest river]

fuedal japan but wtv

[shell bronze]

cringe samurai larp

[boreal path]

which likely also includes crests

[boreal path]

rich coming from you

[lost bison]

I love doing shit like this

[shell bronze]

different because i am certified to do it

[bronze anvil]

Is the faction with the white eagle Bohemia or Poland?

[celest river]

this game should also have multiple historic periods

[boreal path]

yeah, to make half sword multiplayer is to make it not half sword

and call of duty should add an 1812 mode

[lost bison]

I would really love a Co-op mode for HS like a wave survival mode

you and a partner defend a castle

[celest river]

this would be better

[bronze anvil]

Half swords very own na*i zombies

[wheat leaf]

WINGED HUSSAR 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[lost bison]

kinda like Mordhau's Horde mode but better

[wheat leaf]

cant believe i got a thumbs down from sam.. my social credit has been diminished

[celest river]

https://tenor.com/view/hahahaha-gif-15569562662188947742

[boreal path]

i think poland

[celest river]

im gonna go record a funny glitch

i'll brb

[boreal path]

poland-lithuania to be more exact

[bronze anvil]

What do the different levels mean?

[boreal path]

more permissions

[bronze anvil]

How do you get a higher one?

[shell bronze]

keep talking

[bronze anvil]

What if I don’t huh?

[shell bronze]

then you don't get a higher level

[small glen]

nah just Bohemia

[boreal path]

bohemia's a lion

[small glen]

Girls Und Panzer fan outside of a Tank server sure is interesting

[boreal path]

part of the coat of arms of poland-lithuania is an eagle

[bronze anvil]

That’s Czechoslovakia, and more stuff

[bronze anvil]

Ye

And what?

[shell bronze]

kmm and pravda sweeps everything else low diff 💪

[bronze anvil]

False!

[small glen]

i am team All star and Anzio soo

[boreal path]

i HATE THESE BROKE MFS!

[bronze anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/bs-bs-meter-detector-bullshit-detector-gif-12470961

[celest river]

I literally can't stop doing this one

[lost bison]

since the game doesnt have a crosshair what does "center crosshair" do?

[boreal path]

vestigeal setting

[bronze anvil]

It gives Willie hair

[small glen]

i love Chi han tan doe, i used to do funny as fuck stuff as them in Tournaments for WT, WoT, and Roblox

[lost bison]

on his head?

[bronze anvil]

Duh

[boreal path]

ts was lowkey my headbutting peak

[weak osprey]

where else do you expect a willie to have hair?

[bronze anvil]

Saying it like that

[lost bison]

[bronze anvil]

It’s concerning

[weak osprey]

God gave me divine intelec

[shell bronze]

some fights get real messy

[bronze anvil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825281791950323759/1145045626053197986/sHAGrqyI.gif

[boreal path]

is it just me or are these gauntlets like objectively better than the top tier ones

[celest river]

I love using enhancer and turning the body toning up to 10 and just sprinting into another willie headfirst

[wheat leaf]

i think the shorter and wider wrist portion clips less w armor

[small glen]

someone needs to make a gif of the toy story buzzlight year copies and make it say "I love the black Gambeson!"

[shell bronze]

enough sword gameplay

[celest river]

why do you phase through everything

[shell bronze]

time to poleaxe

[bronze anvil]

When the game is released

Can you give Willie the plague or cancer?

[small glen]

@shell bronze How do you do this?

[nimble cypress]

i know i know

[boreal path]

it also has way better wrist mobility

starting to feel bad for this guy

[bronze anvil]

Give him plague

[shell bronze]

idk use an online gif captioning site

[celest river]

should've worn a pitchfork on your head

[small glen]

woow! so unhelpful, i thought you were a mod ):<

[celest river]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-side-eye-regispop-sideeye-gif-298615934819562729

[bronze anvil]

If you ever angry at a mod, give them plague

[boreal path]

i genuinely headbutted him so hard he dropped his sword lmao

[celest river]

genuinely overrated niche

buzzword!

[bronze anvil]

Turncoat!

[boreal path]

whut

[wheat leaf]

bro doesnt like head or butts, L

[celest river]

Tiktok vocabulary

[nimble cypress]

this one is godawful

[bronze anvil]

From the bottom of your handsome heart

[boreal path]

i dont have tiktok

[celest river]

https://tenor.com/view/phatearl-gif-2280842092719572077

[rare aurora]

which clipping program u use

[bronze anvil]

Were the voice lines home made?

Like the screaming and all that?

[boreal path]

wdym

[celest river]

no they were made by an ai

[bronze anvil]

Did someone in the name of the game

[celest river]

chatgpt

no

[boreal path]

yeah

[bronze anvil]

Get a knight to stab them with a sword

[wild ledge]

is the HUD slider also vestigial?

[bronze anvil]

And record it

[boreal path]

ol whats-his-name did the screaming

[boreal path]

yes

[upbeat oasis]

HALF SWORD IS COMING TO EARLY ACCES

[rare aurora]

when

[boreal path]

soon

[rare aurora]

when is soon

[celest river]

probably this millenia

[rare aurora]

Like soon as in a week

[rare aurora]

or soon as in a few hours

[hollow pond]

Oh yeah definitely 100% next year not lying yada yada

[wheat leaf]

FORGE MECHANICS\

[small glen]

i hope this game never releases

[wheat leaf]

they will add weapon customization for real, gobbless america

[small glen]

Never allow the community to have fun!!

[bronze anvil]

Turncoat!

[boreal path]

soon as in pre-2026

[hollow pond]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

Soon as in this year

[bronze anvil]

Vagabond!

[hollow pond]

We don’t actually know

[upbeat oasis]

HALF SWORD IS COMING SOON!

[bronze anvil]

🙁

[upbeat oasis]

never felt

[rare aurora]

😂

[upbeat oasis]

so hapy

[bronze anvil]

No

[boreal path]

why frown

[celest river]

jester sword style

[bronze anvil]

Cause

[rare aurora]

I'll be out in a private island in greece fucking bitchz all summer

[boreal path]

it's like less than four weeks away

[upbeat oasis]

sjuht up

stwepi