halfsword-chat-⚔

[rare aurora]

well what else am i gonna say

im sayin what i feel like im saying

[slow anchor]

I finally have good internet 🙏

[tender quest]

sounds like you lack basic social skills

[rare aurora]

yes

i mean

im still learning

how to be human

how to behave normal

[tender quest]

sounds like a you problem

[weak osprey]

Keep learning

[rare aurora]

Yeah

[sudden ravine]

bros dexter

[tender quest]

dial it back by alot

[sudden ravine]

ay bro

[weak osprey]

And dont say your desires out loud

[sudden ravine]

STAY away from me ✌️ 🥀

[rare aurora]

😂

[sudden ravine]

oh the juices the colors 🤤

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[tender quest]

anyone else like to play REALLY close to the sharp end of the scythe?

[rare aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-idk-dexter-innocent-gif-10412116

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/tuskin-raider-sandpeople-starwars-lets-get-him-gif-14234025660803459291

[weak osprey]

Epic embed fail! Laugh at this user!

[rare aurora]

Real bro rela

real

i was thinking about deleting it

but yall saw it

[sudden ravine]

@rare aurora your gonna be more than hard when early access comes out ig

[rare aurora]

so it would be minus aura too

[signal wedge]

Deleting is for cowards, double down

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/heeseung-wolf-scream-enhypen-gif-3324399508347124003

[sudden ravine]

eyeballs popping out of heads guts spilling

[weak osprey]

Do you enjoy this when it comes out @rare aurora?

[rare aurora]

He likes the sound of that

[rare aurora]

yes bro

i fucking eat eyeballs

[weak osprey]

[rare aurora]

and brains

tounge

all in one

soup

its so nutritios

and delicious

[weak osprey]

3 in 1 indeed

[rare aurora]

full of different textures

[sullen wedge]

I'm available for the next hour upon ping for questions and such

[tender quest]

is mayonnaise an instrument?

[sullen wedge]

No but it can be sampled to be one

[rare aurora]

what clipping program u use

[tender quest]

gamebar

[weak osprey]

Do you love pirates?

[rare aurora]

tnx

[sullen wedge]

Legitimate piracy and naval history yes

Disney and media piracy interpretation not so much

[weak osprey]

WHEN are we getting hairy willies

[rare aurora]

I just got

slit in half

wtf

[sudden ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-what-wait-what-huh-playboi-carti-gif-17221740

[rare aurora]

Is that even possible bro

[weak osprey]

Yes

[sudden ravine]

yes

[sullen wedge]

I'm available until

<t:1762570860:t>

[rare aurora]

it is

But like

[weak osprey]

I saw in the new updates we are getting HAIRY willies

[rare aurora]

at fucking very good strength swing

This dude literally cut trough me like butter

[rare aurora]

melting butter

[tender quest]

son of a biatch

[rare aurora]

thats what i mean brop

the sword touches you with slight force but it litterally cuts you the fuck up

I mean i love the game tho but js sayin

[nimble cypress]

ignore the beginning part

[round stone]

Impossible... one of the big seven...

[tender quest]

not my usual tier to hang out on, forget i dont have armour on alot

[rare aurora]

how the fuck u control ur sword so good

is that normal or

am i just shit

[nimble cypress]

swing wildly

[rare aurora]

It looks like ur controlling it very good tho rotation by rotation

everything

seems intentional

i like it

[nimble cypress]

this is my damage settings also

the longsword on commoner is SO fucked

needs a

whatever the opposite of buff is

nerf

yeah

[rare aurora]

this helped out a lot rn

[nimble cypress]

tyvm

[rare aurora]

of course

[nimble cypress]

idk i try to play kinda realistically

[rare aurora]

yea

[nimble cypress]

i mostly play knight/man-at-arms though so im not great at commoner

[rare aurora]

thats what i mean

[rare aurora]

the way u control ur sword seems realistic

i wanna be able to control it like that too

so that i can slice my victims just as i like in equal proportions

[nimble cypress]

it might just seem more difficult because im in first person lmao

idk man

[rare aurora]

realll

I like first person more but its hard

[nimble cypress]

i dont swing side to side very far if that helps

i try to keep my sword movements as quick, and small as possible

[rare aurora]

do u play high sens also?

[nimble cypress]

and predi swhere your enemy is going to strike based on how they hold the weapon, and where they mov it just before they strike

[nimble cypress]

nope

lol

its dead center in the middle

and my mouse is like 800 dpi or something i think

[round stone]

Never is too late to bully the shield user

[rare aurora]

Interesting

Your good bro

dang

ur tips

helped me a lot

im fucking them up

rn

playin first person

[nimble cypress]

if you drop all your weapons, and stand far enough away from them, press E + G at the same time to make it seem like youre pointing at them

[rare aurora]

i dead ass did some crazy ass moves

thanks for the tips @nimble cypress

[nimble cypress]

hey i main poleaxe

[nimble cypress]

yurt

[rare aurora]

idk what i main just started playin

[nimble cypress]

tio

tip

use hse, and ovrdth for custom loadouts

[rare aurora]

i have no idea what hse and ovrdth is

[runic lynx]

Halle sword

Enhancer

[rare aurora]

Ah yea

[rare aurora]

u can make costum loadouts?

[weak osprey]

Hell yes

[rare aurora]

bro this game

is heaven

im not joking

[weak osprey]

FUCK YES

THIS GAME IS BLISS

the only game I have played these past months on my device

[rare aurora]

real

dang bro i wish i could be high like the first time and play this game

woulda be so fun

[weak osprey]

Yo IBlameAtom

Try out chrome334’s weapon packs

[rare aurora]

mod?

[weak osprey]

yes

[rare aurora]

i just downloaded it today i got 13 min play time idk how to set up mods

im just tryna learn the basics tbh rn lmfao

but thats so cool

that there are mods rn

[weak osprey]

I will send u video of how

[rare aurora]

appriciate it

[weak osprey]

https://youtu.be/uV0kcTDH_KU?si=_EAT9WKbL38PsPwB

[covert flare]

Concussion, then castration

[weak osprey]

Here it is @rare aurora

[rare aurora]

cheers cheers ima watch it rq

[round stone]

Last polearm user defeated of the day

Tail guard for shield users, Fool guard for polearm users

[hoary canopy]

i thought that thing was supposed to be the weakest weapon in the game

[covert flare]

anything is a killer weapon in high gore

[hoary canopy]

for sure

[covert flare]

It was never a challenge to begin with

[rare aurora]

Fucking art

Fucking master piece

Davinci

Magnificent

Davinci would be proud

im proud

10/10

[sudden ravine]

thank you

[hoary canopy]

ive been playing a lot with high gore but lower the damage to npcs, it means small hits are less likely to do anything but a good strike will still instakill by cutting something off

[rare aurora]

you welcome

[hoary canopy]

pretty peak..

[rare aurora]

Why does cinematic graphics dramatically decrease fps?

with epic setting i get 180 fps with cinematic 55

[wheat leaf]

Iirc it’s designed specifically for photography, not gameplay

[rare aurora]

oh

[oak lance]

dude i CANT beat the commoner champion

i slashed his neck and he just tanked ts

yea i cant change my weapon, ive got sword and dagger

[weak osprey]

You can

[oak lance]

how

[weak osprey]

Jus go to peasant class when you are on commoner tier

[oak lance]

i had the sickle on peasant

think im just cooked

[weak osprey]

There is a randomize gear button on your rigt

[round stone]

oh my god just release the game

[oak lance]

oh shi nice

[round stone]

RELEASE MEEEEEEEE

ik

[oak lance]

he immediately took my arm off

[covert flare]

wallpaper material

[weak osprey]

I will be saving this peak

[nimble cypress]

-half sword enhanced
-literally just called ovrdth

[nimble cypress]

i like this one too
"the unworthy are cut down"

[weak osprey]

Badass for a credits scene

[nimble cypress]

dude there is some music that just pure fits half sword

there are three categories

-kasane teto
-death metal
-vaporwave

[covert flare]

the secret fourth tier is medieval music

[nimble cypress]

ooooh true

i reall hope my save data transfers from the demo to the final game

[covert flare]

they got compressed due to discord copy and paste, some need higher qualityt brb

[covert flare]

i think the gauntlet will change so much its gonna be rendered useless

there will economy, prob new and rework bosses and tiers, the whole 9 yards

demo will remain tho

he has powers unbeknownst to man

[nimble cypress]

maybe the same mods will still work in the full version?

[covert flare]

i doubt it

file hierarchy might change a lot

[weak osprey]

What is he going to do

[nimble cypress]

-turn on oscob
-turn on slomotion
-commoner with longsword
-happiness

[covert flare]

KILL him

[weak osprey]

smart

[covert flare]

he looks plenty pissed in this one for some reason

[paper kernel]

Hopefully they add cheats into the game like inf stam and no pain

Like the one mod does

[weak osprey]

yes

[shell bronze]

rotting of the brain

[nimble cypress]

jeez

[molten sand]

guys I need help

it says 'Failed to open descriptor file ../../../HalfSwordUE5/HalfSwordUE5.uproject'

What does this mean

[sullen wedge]

Is that the entire extension

[molten sand]

What do you mean

[sullen wedge]

Also are you
Modding
De toolkit
Base game

[molten sand]

I just open the game and thats all it says

[molten sand]

base game

[sullen wedge]

Okay so base

Alright a moment

[molten sand]

ty

[sullen wedge]

I'm back.

Please refer to clean install guide.

A moment

[molten sand]

its gonna take forever to download

shucks

took 4 hours last time

[sullen wedge]

What specs are you running

[molten sand]

3060, ryzen 7, 16gb ram

[sullen wedge]

Also try hooking your rig directly to a router

You have the specs to run it

Ethernet available to you

[molten sand]

cant, half way across the house

[sullen wedge]

?*

[molten sand]

I was playing it yesterday

[sullen wedge]

Understandable

Have you already uninstalled?

[molten sand]

yeah

I'll just re-download it

I just hope it wont take as long

[sullen wedge]

If the error reocco

A moment.

If the error is a reoccurrence do not uninstall

[molten sand]

okay

if it happens again I'll ping you

[sullen wedge]

Next time screenshot the pop up and I will try to help once I am home

[sullen wedge]

Thank you

[molten sand]

I did

but

didn't download the pop up

[sullen wedge]

Ue5 is a nuisance

It's most likely that it tried to path to the file and fucked itself up

[molten sand]

okay

[sullen wedge]

Or you have a file saved to an external drive and ue5 is being a baby about it

[molten sand]

I'll keep that in mind

[sullen wedge]

Do you have the game on an internal drive or external

Also my THEORY (because I do not dev the game) is the "an error occured" popup is a data leak error issue

Which is common with ue5

I notice after about a 17 hour session the game crashed

Or under a load of about 37 willies spawned and then all killed at once

(I like engine testing)

Anyone else have questions
Ping me

[molten sand]

internal

I do have externals but its not for game downloads

[sullen wedge]

hdd or ssd

[molten sand]

ssd

[sullen wedge]

Thank God

Most likely ue5 pissing itself

[molten sand]

my internet is finally being good

18min

[sullen wedge]

Dah

If it persist ping me or pm and ping

But I prefer being pinged here

Kinda like a volunteer helper

Makes me happy to help and answer questions when I can

[molten sand]

okay, thank you

[nimble cypress]

cool or nah

[weak osprey]

cool

[clear vortex]

panchiko

[humble iris]

i want to unlock the second half of the screen

[nimble cypress]

whar

[nimble cypress]

lmaoooo

[clear vortex]

your profile picture

that's a damn good album

[drowsy flint]

can anyone show me how to do this?

ive managed to get him to here

but no matter how much i twist his neck wont break

[nimble cypress]

ohhhhhhh thank you

[sullen wedge]

I would also like to know

How to break neck

Kill

Ping me with how snap neck thank you

[drowsy flint]

i definitely just spun this guys head like an owl so idk

[nimble cypress]

gotta love the taunting at the end

[sullen wedge]

See these help me with learning the engine and vone physics

[drowsy flint]

this last one i just broke his neck when i won the match, broke his arm, won, he knelt then i kicked him in the head and broke his neck that way

[sullen wedge]

I can only ever break bones (while unarmed) via the fence

I have yet to break a bone via punching or kicking

In its own merit

Usually aided by a weapon or "impact" such as from a hazard or a rough landing where they essentially clip their arm in the floor

[drowsy flint]

highest sens and dpi, nada

[lost bison]

Yeah I spent a bit doing this too i dont think its possible

[main knoll]

this makes me wonder if the game only accounts for impacts

[drowsy flint]

@lost bison it definitely is

[drowsy flint]

but then how did this guy manage to do it? what impact is there?

in the main menu you can break willies neck by click holding and jerking his head to one side

[main knoll]

oh really?

[sullen wedge]

Hi shaw!

[weak osprey]

Adino!

[drowsy flint]

im just gonna put it down to the trainer/enhancer mod and call it impossible to do in vanilla

just wish theyd make that evident before i waste hours trying all the grapples and shit

[lost bison]

I did pretty much what u did in the clip but with max strength in the mod and still no dice

[lost bison]

Poshanka!

[drowsy flint]

thats the one thing that really bothers me about this community though, the people who can do cool shit seem to have no interest in sharing that knowledge with other people

like the other day i taught a guy how to specifically aim for and stab the face in a grapple

coz he saw me post a clip and asked how i did it

[sullen wedge]

Does bug game have a language

[lost bison]

oh was it that dagger clip?

[sullen wedge]

Rat king completely agrees.

It's hard to update my library and share info on the engine and game when no one wants to help me learn

(I want to write and make a comprehensive video and PDF on the matter)

[nimble cypress]

ok guys

i have a dillema

[drowsy flint]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

this one or one thereabouts

[nimble cypress]

i want more desk space

but that means id have to move my xbox and its tv

but i cant move it anywhere

any ideas?

[lost bison]

Damn thats precise

[drowsy flint]

or this one i think

the leg cutting off was a physics thing and total accident, but the neck/face i was aiming for

[lost bison]

I cant think how I'd explain how I learned to aim the short spear stab

[drowsy flint]

its not 100% of the time that it works, but it ususally works

[sullen wedge]

Actual suggestions or real suggestions

[nimble cypress]

i mean

both i guess

[drowsy flint]

in halfgrip or in normal grip?

[sullen wedge]

I just dou led myself

[lost bison]

normal grip

[sullen wedge]

Do you want an actual sug for your situation

😇 I rewrote it

[drowsy flint]

aim with the left click and stab with double click instead of alt?

[nimble cypress]

yes

[sullen wedge]

That was me I said that

[sullen wedge]

A moment

Security issue

[lost bison]

off topic but I cant stand double click to stab

[sullen wedge]

I love it

[lost bison]

Theres some cool stuff you can do when you cancel a swing and pick it back up quickly

especially greatsword

I just use a mouse button mapped to alt for my stabbing

[nimble cypress]

@young sentinel HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT FIRST ONE

[drowsy flint]

aiming it like this?

im not very good at it but i get the theory

im much better at aiming the long grip stabs though

[sullen wedge]

An Xbox one X (assumed) does not have bottom vents there fore it can comfortably rest on a hard surface. If your floor is carpet that could be a mild issue

Moving forward
How big is your TV and is it mounted or pegged

[drowsy flint]

admittedly this time i was aiming for his eyes and was a bit off

[nimble cypress]

ill taeka hpto of my current desk

[drowsy flint]

lmao auto filter stopped my funny

[outer elbow]

lol pegged

[drowsy flint]

fair though

[sullen wedge]

Half off your current space? Or take off of your desk

I speak stroke typing pretty efficiently

The most likely is "I'll take it off my desk"

[nimble cypress]

not fluent enough

take a photo of

[sullen wedge]

Fair enough

[nimble cypress]

ignore rhe spindrift can that has definitely not been there for a week

[sullen wedge]

Me BONes

Move Xbox to container on left side of main monitor

[nimble cypress]

what container

thats my pc lol

the ing off of the desk?

[sullen wedge]

Swap monitor and tv position
Clear switch to right side of table
Move phone and speakers to right

[sullen wedge]

Get your controller off your PC vents stinky

Bad for PC

Bad

[nimble cypress]

its not covering it THAT much.....................

[sullen wedge]

Naughty. Fix it

[drowsy flint]

im not too great at swapping sides during a swing either, i get the timings off and seem to just hit the floor or their feet

[sullen wedge]

Furthermore stand your Xbox on its side

So in simplest
Swap monitor and tv
Move secondary electronics to right
Clear off unnecessary garbage

Which there's a lot

No judgement mines worse

[lost bison]

if you have it positioned just right you can also just do a nice quick jab like this:

[nimble cypress]

impossible without a stand

of which i dont have

[lost bison]

learning this is what made the greatswords fun for me

[clear vortex]

these are funnier than the normal screams

[sullen wedge]

Brother what?
Two books?
Your literal shelf it's under

[nimble cypress]

i cant stand it vertically

itll suffocate

[sullen wedge]

Would you like me to continue

[nimble cypress]

vents are on all sides

but yes

[sullen wedge]

No??

[weak osprey]

this is a work of art

[sullen wedge]

No?!

[nimble cypress]

trust me, i looked it up

[sullen wedge]

Is that the

-_+

[nimble cypress]

one s

[sullen wedge]

Still incorrect I believe

[nimble cypress]

HOW?

[sullen wedge]

Q moment to prove myself wrong

[nimble cypress]

not putting my xbox one the line for that bet

[drowsy flint]

it doesnt help that i often get bored of trying to be flashy coz it isnt fkn killing the guy and i just resort to what works

[nimble cypress]

its my skate 3 machine

[weak osprey]

Willie fell to the void and got back to the stone age

[sullen wedge]

Well fine I'll drop that and continue on

But not to sound like a mom here

[drowsy flint]

but

[sullen wedge]

Ninety percent of your needing more desk space is clean your fucking desk

[drowsy flint]

boom
timing

[nimble cypress]

ok not 90%

[sullen wedge]

Like LOOK

[nimble cypress]

there are some cough drop wrappers yeah

and

[sullen wedge]

You have so much unnecessary clutter Infront of the Xbox

[nimble cypress]

a soda can

do not insult juan

[drowsy flint]

one mans clutter is another mans ornament

[sullen wedge]

Nuh uh

[nimble cypress]

he gets it

[sullen wedge]

All of that can be organized

[nimble cypress]

yeah juans the blue guy

[sullen wedge]

I have the same issue but you asked a rational help

I'm helping

[weak osprey]

Your setup should be like THIS

[sullen wedge]

Mines dirtier than his but I'm a slob and a vagrant

[drowsy flint]

ive got shitloads on mine, an ATAT, little metal BF109, empty bottle of Tylenol i brought back from the US etc

about 10 FunkoPop things

[sullen wedge]

But if he seems genuine help than I'm no help at this point
Id he wants motivation I can help there

[drowsy flint]

rubber duck in a flightsuit

[sullen wedge]

That's mandatory

Anyway do you want more actual advice or do you want something else from me @nimble cypress

[drowsy flint]

a J made of lego that my wife made after i dug my childhood legos out for her to play with coz her mum threw hers away for no reason

[sullen wedge]

Because Everytime I've said anything I got met with nuh uh

Waiting on response

[drowsy flint]

https://tenor.com/view/autism-autistic-spongebob-i'm-autistic-spongebob-meme-gif-990745265488627503

[nimble cypress]

hold on

[drowsy flint]

vibe

[nimble cypress]

she

[sullen wedge]

Rawrtismed

Difference

[lost bison]

@drowsy flint I get the most consistent decaps by switching hands just before impact

[drowsy flint]

yknow what i never even saw that

[sullen wedge]

I don't know you personally so sure

She

[weak osprey]

I have the money to buy a better device but why bother when I can use this

[sullen wedge]

Was more so a catch all term much like dude

[drowsy flint]

https://tenor.com/view/team-america-vomit-gif-3459509

[weak osprey]

Its very dogshit

[sullen wedge]

It's peak for Linux

[weak osprey]

But it good in my eyes

[drowsy flint]

i post that but i used to mash out AoE2 and Rome TW on something similar

[drowsy flint]

of course you use linux

bet its the most minimalist distro possible as well

[sullen wedge]

Also do you want to continue with your issue or is the conversation finished. Besides your correction of a seperate situation

[drowsy flint]

basically a CMD prompt at that point lol

[sullen wedge]

I don't

I want to learn it

[sullen wedge]

Cmd is soothing

Anyway

[drowsy flint]

and Zork is game of all time lol

[sullen wedge]

Until im pinged im dropping the issue

[sullen wedge]

I like the zork series

[drowsy flint]

i want something like windows that isnt windows with the bloat and spyware they cram into the fkn thing

coz i like how it works

[sullen wedge]

Ubuntu

[drowsy flint]

but i hate the harvesting

[sullen wedge]

Or windix

Windix is Linux with Windows skin

So it has a familiar feel and system of use while being lighter weight

[drowsy flint]

im still on W10

i refuse to upgrade

[sullen wedge]

But still has little pictures to click to navigate stuff

[sullen wedge]

Same to both

[drowsy flint]

but im aware that it has now no support

[sullen wedge]

11 icky

[sullen wedge]

I just like don't care

[drowsy flint]

its the security updates that are important

[sullen wedge]

If I get a virus from YouTube and steam sucks to suck

I ran vista until 2022

Trust me security updates don't mean nun if you are actually careful

Less safety net sure

But general intelligence will suffice

[nimble cypress]

just moved some stuff

[drowsy flint]

how much of an ordeal is it to change OS?

[weak osprey]

thats kind of tiring for some, so double down and dont do anything at all

[nimble cypress]

bif

big

very

[lost bison]

This is the latest trick I've learned

[nimble cypress]

at least for me

ive got a full media server with nearly a quarter of a terabyte of media, and 5 live tv channels running 24/7

[sullen wedge]

Pm me with that question and I'll answer you after work

[nimble cypress]

not to mention all my legally acquired games, emulators, etc

[sullen wedge]

Short hand is with dual boot it's gg ez

[nimble cypress]

@sullen wedge

[sullen wedge]

Cleaner

Still if you want more space you'll need mounts and such

[nimble cypress]

blehhhhhhhhhh

[sullen wedge]

And at that point invest money in a bigger desk if able

[nimble cypress]

do i wanna do that though?

[nimble cypress]

talk to mt parents

they hate the idea of me even having a desk

i think

idk

[sullen wedge]

I will not be commenting on this

[drowsy flint]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

my favourite kill so far

[nimble cypress]

i remember the first thing i did when my setup finally got put back together was download half seord lmaoo

[nimble cypress]

what

[sullen wedge]

What?

[nimble cypress]

why arent you commenting on it

[sullen wedge]

Because I choose not to reply to that in specific

[silent stag]

Exanima's Unknown vs Willie Half Sword who would win?

[sullen wedge]

By whoms engine and physics rules

[silent stag]

hmm what if Unknown fought against Willie in half sword engine and physics

[sudden ravine]

classic execution

[silent stag]

and what if willie fought unknown in exanima's engine and physics

🤔

[sullen wedge]

I'd honestly still argue really

William

[lost bison]

I just got the cleanest decap I've maybe ever gotten wows

(grip change)

[weak osprey]

willie

[nova mural]

I love this game, i need early access

[sullen wedge]

Nice job

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1432493556920094750/51194D1.MP4?ex=690fc196&is=690e7016&hm=273a236bee3a4bef495e728e7d7685ae763d74a1df1cf2d2d28b4b63eb8c82f6&

[broken vortex]

whenever i kill a willie i like to drag his body around and see how much of the map i can paint with his blood before it runs out

[lost bison]

I hear you

we're in the final stretch now

[drowsy flint]

in the fist fighting if theyre significantly smaller than me i grab em by the feet and swing their heads into fenceposts until they die

[nova mural]

yes very soooon

[drowsy flint]

the smaller the guy the easier he is to swing

[small glen]

i was bored so i did some testing

i learned that the sword tiers is just fashion

[lost bison]

have u seen the brolic musclewilly they showed off?

Imagine the posibilities

[small glen]

it holds no value to the way the sword functions

[drowsy flint]

no?

[silent stag]

what about

[small glen]

if you have any counter proof, then go crazy

[silent stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266582929881169921/1167207389724934144/SPOILER_Bullying_The_Prez.mp4?ex=690fb097&is=690e5f17&hm=78b37aea326648f6e2f493a1c65e54cae21f7bd4c5d7b4bbd0eb2e1c115bccf5& golem president vs the baron (golem president is the big guy in the video), unknown is the guy with magic powers

[drowsy flint]

in what way?

[small glen]

but i just tested it and its all the same

[small glen]

Handling and damage

[drowsy flint]

length definitely matters

[sullen wedge]

Really was William and speech to text borked me

[small glen]

i tested the bastard sword 1-3 and its about the same thing

[drowsy flint]

and thicker swords swing slower than thinner ones

[sullen wedge]

That's not what she told me 😭

[small glen]

long sword is the only that gets any change

[small glen]

thats a randomized factors for the sword itself

[silent stag]

she prefered girth

[shell bronze]

tf

[small glen]

Tiers don't make the sword wider by default

[drowsy flint]

you got the code to back that up?

coz thats not what it feels like

[lost bison]

ls and gs shape have major handling effects

but the tier doesnt matter yeah

[silent stag]

wide swords are cooler than skinny swords even if they're shorter

as much as I glaze the rapier a wide sword will always be more brutal

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/black-stare-nah-wyd-eye-gif-23953713

[silent stag]

well the rapier is supposed to be fancy and not brutal anyway)

[lost bison]

I think a wide longish LS is the best balance of the swords

[silent stag]

the best sword is a sword on a stick

[sullen wedge]

The best sword is the stool

[small glen]

these are both tier 1 bastard swords

[lost bison]

Glaive when

[small glen]

the blade is completely randomized

[lost bison]

yeah thats gonna be a massive difference

well if they were LS

[weak osprey]

Shit would be badass

[lost bison]

not so much for bastards

[silent stag]

one day my boy one day...

[lost bison]

[silent stag]

imagine being a hand and a half sword and skinny at the same time

L sword

[small glen]

even the longsword length is completely randomized

[lost bison]

It's essentially every weapon

[silent stag]

what tier is this

[lost bison]

random head, blade, pommel, guard

[small glen]

tier 1

[silent stag]

they start at militia?

[small glen]

Commoner

[silent stag]

I thought there was only hand a half swords in commoner

[small glen]

no?

Commoner is a bunch of bladed weapons

Militia is polearms

there is only one mace in Commoner

[lost bison]

All I want is a falchion blade slapped on a halberd handle tbh

nothing fancy

[silent stag]

like?

[lost bison]

hmm yes

like C

[small glen]

also another funny fact

[sullen wedge]

Can we make threads?

[small glen]

the only tier that rly changes how the longsword acts is tier 4

and that tier makes it incredibly bad, its good for bonking doe

[lost bison]

tier 4 like the giant one?

[small glen]

yep

[weak osprey]

Yes

[sullen wedge]

Level lock?

[weak osprey]

Its much more of a bat more than a sword,

But still a sword nonetheless

[weak osprey]

What you mean

[mellow lodge]

how much will halfsword be guys

[sullen wedge]

A price

Estimate about 30$

[small glen]

not to say its unusable

[lost bison]

Greatswords on the other hand are basically a different weapon depending on rng

[mellow lodge]

[sullen wedge]

Like voice chats this server likes to lock things behind a level

[iron salmon]

The fact that the AI is able to move it fluently is incredible

[sullen wedge]

What's the level to make threads

[weak osprey]

Idk, sterling?

[lost bison]

I accidentally grabbed both of willys hands the other day and it looked like we were dancing

[mellow lodge]

when is early access release

[weak osprey]

This year

[iron salmon]

Supple Willy needs a good dance every now and then.

[lost bison]

December 31

[sullen wedge]

SPECULATION: END OF NOVEMBER OR IN DECEMBER

FACT: (COPIED FROM MOD)
Price is still to be determined, and early access releases before the end of the year

[mellow lodge]

tuff

[silent stag]

try this against a guy with a normal sized sword now

[mellow lodge]

make price $5 with a side of mcnuggets

[sullen wedge]

Now they could announce a delay

[mellow lodge]

pls

[sullen wedge]

Keep that in mind

[mellow lodge]

yeah im lowki expecting that 😔

gta 6 did ts to me

[small glen]

i honestly think greatsword is just a longsword but they make the length, blade, and cosmetics suuuper random

[silent stag]

if they do that I'll crashout

[lost bison]

I think theres some difference between different blades

Like an axe cuts through chainmail like nothing while a falchion struggles sometimes

[silent stag]

accurate

[lost bison]

Prety sure greatswords are a little better at cutting through stuff but im not 100%

[silent stag]

falchion can't even cut through chainmail iirc

[silent stag]

an axe is more effective

[lost bison]

for sure

but in relation to like a skinny longsword I think GS goes through armor a bit better

[silent stag]

depends

[lost bison]

Some GS I get feel like they forgot to sharpen the blade lol

[silent stag]

if it's thrusting then the skinny longsword is better

if it's slashing the skinny longsword shouldn't even cut

[lost bison]

the game seems to handle weights pretty well with bladed weapons

[silent stag]

holy, I also just realized this handling is somehow better than the commoner boss greatsword

[silent stag]

I heard the baron's sword is pretty unwieldy tho

[shell cargo]

The handling on the barons sword is dogshit

Like borderline unusable

[silent stag]

the baron is way stronger and bigger than willie btw

[shell cargo]

I know

[lost bison]

well it's like 9 feet long

[shell cargo]

Story of my life

💔 🥀 🙏

Can I get an amen

[small glen]

its not

not at all

if your wondering

[weak osprey]

no

[small glen]

i am trying to swing above my head

[silent stag]

oh

[shell cargo]

The barons sword is horrible to handle even with the baron

[silent stag]

I meant the handling of heavier swords in game is unrealistic

[shell cargo]

I would use ts easy

[lost bison]

past a certain weight yes

[silent stag]

even the heaviest, biggest, baddest swords were pretty fast

[shell cargo]

Which sucks because they're obviously the coolest weapons in the game

[small glen]

funny thing is

m1 is unusuable

but m2 is the most broken thing ever

[silent stag]

from crowd control to wrist control

honestly willie's wrists are weak af

[lost bison]

so true

[shell cargo]

m2 makes me feel like a psycho with commoner

I cornered someone and stabbed him like 6 times in the neck repeatedly with m2

And he didnt even scream
Bro just slumped 😭

[small glen]

so true

[shell cargo]

Have you ever hugged someone with m2 and then sawed them in half

I love doing that

One time I got someone in the neck with m2 and moved left to right repeatedly and it was like I was using his own weight to saw his head off 😭

[lost bison]

brutal

[shell cargo]

Wish I had clipped it

[lost bison]

that was one of the first things i tried to do in this game

right in the neck

[weak osprey]

I love doing that shit

[silent stag]

no offense but

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

[weak osprey]

I love ramming em into fences while holding m2 just to see them cut in friggin half

[celest river]

whats that rectangle weapon in commoner where the two sides are sharp and its normally wielded with a dagger or shield?

[shell cargo]

I prefer when the sword gets stuck

Way more realistic

[silent stag]

falchion

[celest river]

more effective than axe at cutting imo

[silent stag]

at cutting yes but the question was against armor

[celest river]

its so hard not to seperate someone without it

[silent stag]

falchion won't do shit against armor

[buoyant ravine]

this game is lowkey addicting

[shell cargo]

Real question:
Do you kill the people who surrendered or do you leave them be

[silent stag]

also axes chop and split not cut in the way swords do

[celest river]

because its not at blunt or big as the axes usually are

[silent stag]

I let them be

[buoyant ravine]

if its gore its half sword related

[celest river]

if you made a huge falchion it would be as effective at blunt damage than a greatsword i think

[weak osprey]

Whats the name

[small glen]

uhhhhh... what gore do you play on?

[celest river]

max

[buoyant ravine]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1164940/Trepang2/

Steam

Trepang2

BE THE ULTIMATE BADASS

You play as an escaped soldier, who has no memories of their past life, but is infused with supernatural abilities. Revenge is on your mind, and you’ll stop at nothing to get what you want. Deliver devastating punches, sneak around in the shadows, wield explosive weapons, and give the bad guys a taste of their own medici…

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

12736

Metacritic

79

▶ Play video

[weak osprey]

This game is peak

[small glen]

dude

[buoyant ravine]

hell yeh it kicks ass

[small glen]

you could've just said the name

[silent stag]

swords become lightsabers with max gore

[buoyant ravine]

i tend to be more complex

[sullen wedge]

I didn't like trepanf 2

[buoyant ravine]

why

[small glen]

okay.. i am sorry but there is no imo with this

[sullen wedge]

But it's a personal issue the game is good

[celest river]

speaking of lightsabers

[silent stag]

yk what I'LL COMMIT HERESY RIGHT NOW! https://store.steampowered.com/app/362490/Exanima/ , HAHAHAHAHAAHA

Steam

Exanima

Explore, fight, survive and unravel mysteries in this unique and unforgiving 3D isometric RPG set in an original dark, low fantasy world. Exanima's exceptional attention to detail and realistic simulation of all things aim to provide a deeply immersive and dynamic gameplay experience.

Features include a deep skill based combat system, complex a…

Price

$14.99

Recommendations

11660

▶ Play video

[celest river]

we need sabers

like

yk

[weak osprey]

Saw a youtuber play trepang 2 and its peak

[small glen]

the axe is just too broken

[shell cargo]

70% of people who play this game have no idea how hard it is to sever a spinal cord

[buoyant ravine]

anyone remember this banger? https://store.steampowered.com/app/405290/Charlie_Murder/

Steam

Charlie Murder

It’s a punk rock apocalypse! Team up with your friends to lead embattled punk rock band Charlie Murder in their epic quest to save the world from rival death metalers Gore Quaffer and their legions of evil. RPG it up as you hoard insane loot to buff your character (and look excellent), earn fans to unlock powerful finishers and teamup moves,…

Price

$9.99

Recommendations

2309

▶ Play video

[silent stag]

Let's just advertise our fav games

[celest river]

no its not, the average npc is not getting as many body chops as they would with reg 2 handed axe compared to a one handed falchion

[shell cargo]

I only use max blood

I keep gore down to the normal

[silent stag]

they think humans are made of clay

[weak osprey]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4000/Garrys_Mod/

Steam

Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod is a physics sandbox. There aren't any predefined aims or goals. We give you the tools and leave you to play.

You spawn objects and weld them together to create your own contraptions - whether that's a car, a rocket, a catapult or something that doesn't have a name yet - that's up to you. You can do it offline, or join the thousa…

Price

$9.99

Recommendations

1023891

[buoyant ravine]

cant forget this masterpiece. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend t…

Release Date

2025

▶ Play video

[weak osprey]

[shell cargo]

The most unrealistic part of normal gore is how little blood there is

[buoyant ravine]

yall wanna share your favorite songs too? https://open.spotify.com/track/0VUGGLcINsmJi3nc612KkL?si=3f0a76be09fc48ad

[celest river]

is every single willie thuroughly trained in the art of sword with how they all fight?

[shell cargo]

Like you do NOT bleed enough in this game

[silent stag]

the opposite, they are all morons bro

[buoyant ravine]

nope i think they are standard-ass civies forced to fight

[silent stag]

they just swing their swords like dumbasses

[small glen]

that doesn't matter, what? 😭

the axe dismembers literally every time on max gore.

the axe is damage and dismemberment over everything else, the pole axe literally is in the game to counter the downside of the axe low range 😭

[silent stag]

not even, they don't have any sense of self preservation

they're mentally challenged

[shell cargo]

I hope in the full release they add realistic blood spatter

[wild radish]

its in a little tournament ring youd assume they signed up with at least a little knowledge

[buoyant ravine]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1294760/HARD_BULLET/

Steam

HARD BULLET

Welcome to the world of HARD BULLET!

Prepare for brutal and destructive combat where imagination is your weapon. HARD BULLET offers immersive action with endless enemies in RIDE Mode, custom rules in Sandbox Mode, and skill tests in the Arena.…

Price

$15.99

Recommendations

5291

▶ Play video

[weak osprey]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4Dr0p9x5hcrjRxGU3tYZsm?si=pmdL-VQgRMmU1XASZVdLlQ

[shell cargo]

Like you cut off a limb and it goes EVERYWHERE

[silent stag]

and polearm npcs are just free kills, unless it's a spear

[celest river]

2 handed falchion though > axe

[buoyant ravine]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0D4PXBlMCmWi5dh2f81SWj?si=818ea7993a8e4f20

[wild radish]

theyre making their own blood engine rn to do stuff like this

[small glen]

the funny chest plate:

[weak osprey]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3H9GJ6fKk7I2jxzcjGB3vh?si=EW9d7gc2RBSqIvFy6h0fvg

[celest river]

axe is better at blunt damage

[silent stag]

the pole axe deals way less damage than the big thick war axe tho

[celest river]

i know that

[buoyant ravine]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5JrajjztyjvkuUB8ZqzUML?si=9e04de3010704ec5

[shell cargo]

The way axes behave in this game is so unrealistic

[small glen]

the falchion cutting potential drops by mountains when its goes against any form of armor

[wild radish]

axe dismembers easier and that makes it better just through the fun factor

[buoyant ravine]

homie already quit the moment you raised your sword. "no please dont hurt me"

[weak osprey]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0ge6SHOkn10QdlLBqE2Fnu?si=_USm7mpaQPyn7pBDvr9pwA

[shell cargo]

Hack at the neck and pray

[small glen]

pray there is no chainmail 😭

[weak osprey]

We are getting big HAIRY willies

[wild radish]

its like theyre dull

[small glen]

that is likely not willie

[shell cargo]

No they're wayyy too sharp

[weak osprey]

thats def billie

[buoyant ravine]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2124490/SILENT_HILL_2/

Steam

SILENT HILL 2

Having received a letter from his deceased wife,

James heads to where they shared so many memories,

in the hope of seeing her one more time: Silent Hill.…

Price

$69.99

Recommendations

33080

▶ Play video

[shell cargo]

Axes are not chopping off a limb in one swing

[silent stag]

there are many unrealistic things in the game like buhurt gamemode not being buhurt in any way shape or form, swords being able to knock armoured opponents out,.

[celest river]

so does any other weapon except the thin ones that get through gaps

[buoyant ravine]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3606480/Call_of_Duty_Black_Ops_7/

Steam

Call of Duty®: Black Ops 7

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Price

$69.99

Release Date

Nov 13, 2025

▶ Play video

[weak osprey]

I will be dancing over my wife’s deathbed

[wild radish]

kill someone and spend like twenty tries getting it to do that on every limb

[shell cargo]

Let me put a metal helmet on you and im going to whack you over the head with a big metal stick

[silent stag]

https://tenor.com/view/bradley-thor-thor-axe-ax-wood-cutting-gif-10199465611815210340

vro

[celest river]

overhead chops are the only way i find it extremely easy to cut limbs and overhead chops arent practical unless the willie is extremely vulreble or dead

[buoyant ravine]

bo7 looks peak im not buying it though i got gamepass ultimate

[shell cargo]

Humans are soft and squishy

Wood is hard

Thus is splits

[silent stag]

bone is also hard

[weak osprey]

This man is stronk thats why he managed to did that in one swing

[buoyant ravine]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/546560/HalfLife_Alyx/

Steam

Half-Life: Alyx

Half-Life: Alyx is Valve’s VR return to the Half-Life series. It’s the story of an impossible fight against a vicious alien race known as the Combine, set between the events of Half-Life and Half-Life 2.

Playing as Alyx Vance, you are humanity’s only chance for survival. The Combine’s control of the planet since the Black Mesa inc…

Price

$59.99

Recommendations

87549

Metacritic

93

▶ Play video

https://open.spotify.com/track/27gUeiai56GKF6TxvmPJut?si=a6a5dd82106c4faa

[wild radish]

why is that $60

[celest river]

the sheer difference between each layer is what makes them hard to chop off

[wild radish]

not worth that much

[shell cargo]

Its highkey annoying

[silent stag]

he's sending pure peak tho

[buoyant ravine]

because its half life in vr

[small glen]

not really?

[livid hatch]

Even the guillotine sometimes had to be raised and dropped multiple times

[small glen]

You can't exactly blunt damage with a falchion

[livid hatch]

you want fun or realism

[buoyant ravine]

with the grip you can

[silent stag]

decapitation is much harder than limb amputation

[small glen]

look, i love the Falchion to death. its one of my favorite weapons in the game but i know this thing has so much flaws just with any other one handed weapon in this game

[livid hatch]

Is that accurate?

[silent stag]

well game is supposed to be realistic

[celest river]

its the same as a greatsword but with better cutting and chopping function

[buoyant ravine]

well yeh your going through spine and the spinal cord which your body protects by alot

[small glen]

what the fuck

[shell cargo]

You have to get through muscle tissue (extremely durable), nerves, fat, and blood vessels on one side, cleave a bone in half, and then go through everything again to get back out

[small glen]

thats bait

[buoyant ravine]

its still fun they added difficulty sliders for casuals

[wild radish]

someone tried to attack my spine and a bunch of little flesh worms peeled off my body and ate them

[buoyant ravine]

speaking of is half sword gonna be open world with civilians. kinda like Kingdom Come Deliverance 2

[weak osprey]

hell yes

[celest river]

you can twohand onehanded weapons and it exhuberates almost the same amount of force if the weapon is heavy enough

[small glen]

the pommel? yeah, trying doing it like multiple times in a row

[shell cargo]

So now we are sending literal inflation fart fetish content

Holy peak

[buoyant ravine]

its not easy but when the blade breaks and fists aint a option i dont know what else is aside from improvising

[livid hatch]

Incredible gassy is peak tyvm

[weak osprey]

Divine intellect from the gods

[livid hatch]

if you havent been gassified yet you're just waiting

[buoyant ravine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1436178474027978874/ezgif-1cfdcef19a84429f.gif

[weak osprey]

I dont wanna

[livid hatch]

the gas is coming

[small glen]

no it doesn't lmfao, what the fuck?

each weapon has there own stats, the falchion has its own so does the arming sword.

they are fast nimble weapons designed with a shield in mind.

the Falchion not being able to do blunt good enough is part of the design as its made to be with a Blunt weapon basically already

[weak osprey]

I should gassify willie ngl

[shell cargo]

Maybe, MAYBE you could dismember someone if you hit them directly on the joint but even then

[celest river]

i would love that but that would need to be very optimized if i want to kill every willie on the street

[silent stag]

now imagine with a proper battle axe

[shell cargo]

You also have to account for the fact that if you hit someone, a lot of the force is going into moving them the way you're swinging

[buoyant ravine]

strength is what matters. you can most certaintly use 2 handed weapons on one hand but if your weak you are fucking fucked by a fuck ton if you prefer that in a fight. otherwise if you a big boi who eat veggies and fruits youll be just fine but youll still get destroyed if you got shit reflexes

[shell cargo]

(Provided they are standing/moving)

[boreal path]

quit

[weak osprey]

I already did

[small glen]

strength doesn't matter in sword fighting

[buoyant ravine]

THANK YOU HOLY FUCK I HATE THAT TREND

[weak osprey]

Trus me mods I aint gon spread gassy games

again

[buoyant ravine]

it plays a role

[shell cargo]

You will not dismember a moving target with an axe

[livid hatch]

Let the man speak his gas

this is an outrage

[celest river]

mb it does do less blunt force but the crusader bible depicts two handed falchions so THAT would actually have the same force if implemented

[buoyant ravine]

werent axes designed for throwing back in the caveman days

[shell cargo]

No

Those are cludgels

[livid hatch]

axes were designed to cut wood

[weak osprey]

my gas is gone 😔

[small glen]

a weapon is an outright equalizer. Your strength doesn't matter when your holding a long sharp metal stick

[weak osprey]

HELL yes

[livid hatch]

We will show them all the way of the gas

[shell cargo]

They also had way better ways to throw shit

[buoyant ravine]

dont think axes were meant to be a weapon the first time but someone turned it to a weapon and it works i guess

[livid hatch]

Yeah

[silent stag]

true true, but they won't be always doing that

[buoyant ravine]

i think the role strength plays is better grip and able to handle bigger hits when blocking and parrying

[weak osprey]

I am subdued of my divine intellect, so I cant send em anymore,

[shell cargo]

Ok so if you can bench 315 lbs but I shoot you in the chest who wins

[livid hatch]

I mean unless you're under perfect conditions with a perfectly sharp and weighted axe I just dont think you can cut any limbs off with one swing

[small glen]

it doesn't, good technique and foot work makes strength null

[buoyant ravine]

you for sure anything sharp can get through flesh

[buoyant ravine]

hmmmmm ok then. what about stamina im assuming you need that

[small glen]

stamina isn't strength

[silent stag]

fun fact: the only truly strength based weapon was the bow

[shell cargo]

I would say you have a chance if you hit around the joint area of the hand

[small glen]

yes

[shell cargo]

And fists

[weak osprey]

indeed

[livid hatch]

A hand? maybe, but I dont think someones leg or arm is coming off

[shell cargo]

Definitely not

[silent stag]

can we consider them weapons?

[small glen]

its unknown, funny thing

[livid hatch]

no way

[shell cargo]

Can you kill someone with your hands?

[small glen]

people believe the first axes designed were for cutting flint

but this is pure speculation

[silent stag]

you can kill someone with a toothbrush (yes i can)

[celest river]

irl or in half sword

[livid hatch]

oh yeah especailly if you think about the good ole sharp rock

[livid hatch]

its yes either way

[celest river]

yeah you can headbutt somone to death too

[buoyant ravine]

if the bow hit harder it required more strength you know how crossbows are insanely hard to pull the knock even if its a standard ass crossbow? yeh imagine a fucking reinforced war-crossbow XD youd break your shoulder and wrist 5% of the way thats why you gotta use something like a crank or something or a goats foot

[small glen]

and if your wondering how old war axes are, they were around since the Neolithic period

[dire moon]

Anyone here use the long spear in the lower tiers?

[celest river]

how was the recoil on them bitches?

[weak osprey]

no one

[silent stag]

it's very good

[livid hatch]

Goodbye goats foot

[dire moon]

I find that when I stab in the face it doesn't animate the penetration out of the exit wound but the point will poke out the back

[buoyant ravine]

homie youd probably gotta have 3 people holding on to you at the same time

[weak osprey]

hell yes

[shell cargo]

The first axes created in the early stone age were created as tools

Literally one google search will tell you this

[buoyant ravine]

this is a goats foot. https://www.bytheswordinc.com/p-42710-crossbow-lever-medieval-goats-foot.aspx?srsltid=AfmBOop2PRn_a02hU5H6rpoXsSSRM2bzP3ZAVok40-9w6pKDWjYJkO3gVWc&com_cvv=8fb3d522dc163aeadb66e08cd7450cbbdddc64c6cf2e8891f6d48747c6d56d2c

[small glen]

120 draw weight bows were done by humans

[weak osprey]

We could’a jus searched it up

[buoyant ravine]

yeh but it fucked them up

[livid hatch]

didnt they have old crossbows that were mounted on wheels and had something like a 100lb draw

[small glen]

and crossbows and bows existed at the same time

[buoyant ravine]

it was not eays even with all this equipment

[small glen]

no it didn't

it made them actually super jacked

[buoyant ravine]

ok not literally but it wasnt easy

[silent stag]

I know that because of joseph joestar's fight against the aztec pilar guy

[livid hatch]

I believe they adapted to have thicker arm bones because of it

[small glen]

it becomes quite easy when you jacked the fuck up from pulling it back

like

400 times

[livid hatch]

The bones got stress fractures and grew larger because of it

[small glen]

a day

[shell cargo]

An archer using that heavy of a bow would have extremely severe shoulder damage at the end of his career

[silent stag]

it deformed their bodies tho

[livid hatch]

They usually did

[silent stag]

this

[small glen]

life*

most of them would have died in combat or whatever illness

[weak osprey]

Hell yes

[buoyant ravine]

this mf right here required a crank to span it i think. https://www.by-the-sword.com/p-1823-medieval-crossbow.aspx?srsltid=AfmBOooN--De30HNgxWygGQXe5CBvLN1_tFkvl27kZG32PxHNVRjK6bfI7M

[livid hatch]

If they made it past 40 I bet they were chewing tree bark for aspirin lmao

[weak osprey]

Peak experience

[buoyant ravine]

i lowkey want a medieval crossbow to flex

[weak osprey]

Hell yes

And for home defense

[silent stag]

even the remains found of archers defeated in battle had deformity

[shell cargo]

I want a muzzle loaded musket

[buoyant ravine]

hell id use it for self defense. enter the hood showing off my crossbow like dont fuck with me i got a bow

[shell cargo]

Those things are the most barbaric guns ever

[livid hatch]

I actually want a massive 1600's ship cannon to mount at the top of my stairs for home defense

[shell cargo]

The average musket ball weighs as much as a AA battery

[livid hatch]

Were cookin'

[weak osprey]

hell yes

[buoyant ravine]

wrognsite

[sullen wedge]

I have no gripe with the game personally I just do not care for it

Also I am now here

[weak osprey]

I want to dual wield 2 handgonnes for the flex

[celest river]

wait im so confused did peasants usually use pitchforks or millitary forks for revolts

[buoyant ravine]

ehhhh i kinda agree game gets borign fats but its fun

[celest river]

most citations say peasants used both

[buoyant ravine]

i type a bit too fast

[silent stag]

but then it comes the time to use it, you miss and the bandit has a navaja and you get slimed out because it must be even harder to pull it back and put in another bolt while you're nervous

[buoyant ravine]

https://www.medievalcollectibles.com/product/larp-viking-warrior-spear/?srsltid=AfmBOorp8i1SgfJHUAgk-RYi195hifltkGTU8tqKJZVq17Qdv7OY05GjVpI

[shell cargo]

If it hits a bone it completely shatters the bone and causes it to be amputated

[buoyant ravine]

can you imagine owning a fucking viking spear

[shell cargo]

They used whatever they had at hand

[weak osprey]

PEAK experience

[buoyant ravine]

homie this aint talkie.ai why you controlling my decisions XD

[livid hatch]

I mean, lead ball stuck in your appendage prob would have to go anyways

[weak osprey]

I want to own a big ass cannon for self defense

[celest river]

was the millitary fork developed after multiple revolts or was it already a thing?

[shell cargo]

They don't get stuck

[livid hatch]

Load it with forks, knives and bottle of piss for an added poison effect

[shell cargo]

Whatever they hit gets so badly fucked up that theres almost nothing to be stuck in

[weak osprey]

The robber will have a fun time

[buoyant ravine]

your in luck pal. https://www.ebay.com/itm/133579726616?chn=ps&mkevt=1&mkcid=28&google_free_listing_action=view_item&srsltid=AfmBOopWPq0LKg93Ny0U1fOsMgECOh4UBsrAhfEKrly1f2q24UM2BsgaJQg&com_cvv=8fb3d522dc163aeadb66e08cd7450cbbdddc64c6cf2e8891f6d48747c6d56d2c

its a replica but you could get it working

hopefully

[livid hatch]

many stories from the US rev war of men dying to lead poisoning from musket balls being left in their wounds

[small glen]

your right they had bigger arms, but i don't think they had shoulder damage? unless your talking about Osteophyte