halfsword-chat-⚔

[tight grail]

lol, cruel

[analog zenith]

he don't like suggestions

[tough hollow]

mcwonder beast should add in a shrimp eating contenst

[shell bronze]

halfcord suggestions are 70% things that will be added/fixed in early access, 20% the same bs that will never be added, and 10% peak

[tough hollow]

this ones the 10%

[analog zenith]

mine are peak log chopping would be satisfiying in first person

[vital perch]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1435560495494201354

i'd say this one's one of the better ones

[shell bronze]

go play ark lmao

[lunar sapphire]

now see this is the hierarchy basically

[delicate lava]

Suggestion - Make it run doom

[analog zenith]

which one i don't touch them normally

or rust

[shell bronze]

idk i just know you can chop trees in that game

[tough hollow]

?explode all waterbottles

[vital perch]

so good with maces they come back to me

[lost bison]

I want to be able to smash a small tree with a mace devs pls

[shell bronze]

smash skulls with maces instead

[tough hollow]

play fornite

[lost bison]

I cant afford Fortnite

[delicate lava]

Play MC Bedrock

[lost bison]

Saving all my money for halfsword EA $2000

[tough hollow]

yo don hav enoguh

ea halfsword will be 4 quintillion

[vital perch]

one smack to the throat

[shell bronze]

each copy of early access requires you to personally fly out to gameseer hq to buy

[delicate lava]

Can I fly gameseer to me?

[shell bronze]

you may try

[lost bison]

sold

[lunar sapphire]

Im making the true hiearachcyychy

[lost bison]

willy def should not be screaming after that one

gurgling maybe

[delicate lava]

Ill rugpull a crap coin and use the money to fly all of gameseer out

[steep wharf]

I need to stop stabbing willies throat with a knife

[lunar sapphire]

now see this is true

[shell bronze]

he milking the pyramid💔

[delicate lava]

What if its actually just a singular willie at the top of the pyramid

[lunar sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1436051407932231800/image0.gif

[tough hollow]

hang this guy'

[lunar sapphire]

what

you guys are soooo rude

I cry

😢

[tough hollow]

hang this guy twice

[lost bison]

Renaissance man

[lunar sapphire]

can you demonstrate first

[lunar sapphire]

W

[tough hollow]

no fish boy

[lunar sapphire]

what

[vital perch]

@shell bronze get on my level and start 1v1ing knights

[tough hollow]

glob beep gloriban vopebeep boop bllab glorb

[shell bronze]

yo why are we lying on my name again

[lunar sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769476774269681674/1266235443746308137/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[vital perch]

proof

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435048307184631879/3B0C401.MP4?ex=690dd822&is=690c86a2&hm=7d382050b4f86281a478cd02405b70ee2ef70ab36f4e02daf7c5cf91f6966298&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435048012815536259/6810121.MP4?ex=690dd7dc&is=690c865c&hm=6d8623b306b033a88c247324bcff05d2b8c3fd9dd24fa85b72b5b6450f0c532e&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435049255151734874/6887CB1.MP4?ex=690dd904&is=690c8784&hm=901dd883513f6c1d5f980080d5f131f6eaf0038d66f14728437e94f64523ff16&

[vital perch]

i meant your niche

[tough hollow]

these guys dont look like knights

[shell bronze]

my niche is the art of killing the other guy do you think i'm stupid enough to take that little bastard sword against a knight

[vital perch]

aren't you

[lunar sapphire]

my niche is generally killing the enemy

[storm prairie]

without ze base the top would not matta

[shell bronze]

i like a challenge not impossible bs

[vital perch]

as you wish

[tough hollow]

js go for the jewls unc

[shell bronze]

man talking about get on his level like i can't do the exact same thing he does

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935310321684480050/955204491832082492/2C01A17D-EAF4-467A-A61A-FF721C3A71C0.gif

[wheat leaf]

It’s called the groin idiot

[steep wharf]

Stab Willie with pitchfork ? 👎 Smack him with it like a blunt weapon 👍👍👍

[tough hollow]

go eat mars or something

you dingleberry

[wheat leaf]

Been chewed my way to the center you milkweed

[tough hollow]

then go eat the moons you hedgeborn

[wheat leaf]

They’ll call me vector the way I steal the moon

OH YEAHHHH

🔥 🔥 🔥

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429281535357489182/6735EC1.MP4?ex=690df568&is=690ca3e8&hm=9d987e39071adc1d1cb564edadd4c79385f34c0df3f7e0e196862620a5ab1f43&

[loud spade]

Bro how are you so accurate with the swings? How many hours you got?

[shell bronze]

6

[vital perch]

he's got all of them

[shell bronze]

practice on the training dummy and lower your sensitivity if need be to get a feel for the way weapons swing

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429730389886500926/7DE8F91.MP4?ex=690d9d30&is=690c4bb0&hm=4c3d27e11e67d24b9c46cc290e2336803513a4b3d3e1775de722b4090bf3ea06&

then you can just clean out everybody

[uncut dock]

Guys, I have a question. Shouldn't the game be released this year? Because the year is almost over...

[shell bronze]

but the year isn't over yet is it

[uncut dock]

So we wait until the last second

[sleek gull]

55 days until release!

[wet summit]

Its early November my brother

[vital perch]

it will be late nov/early dec

[quiet ferry]

It’s coming on Christmas

[shell bronze]

christmas release

[steep wharf]

I just f'd up the peasant boss with a lamp

[shell bronze]

5 of my most loyal fans and supporters might receive a copy of half sword early access if i have leftover christmas gift money

[wet summit]

Has anyone counted the o’s in the sooooooooon from the last announcements post? Im sure thats how many days away we are /s

[analog zenith]

im a loyal supporter

[uncut dock]

i got 300 hours i cant take it anymore

[sleek gull]

Make it 4. I'm not going to wait, i'll be hovering over the purchase button the second it goes live lol

[simple grove]

Dear santa, all I want for Xmas is "Half Sword is a physics-based medieval combat simulator, developed by Georgian studio Half Sword Games and published by Game Seer. A demo version of the game is available on Steam and Epic Games Store on Microsoft Windows. The game is planned for release in 2025."

• Best regards, some maniac

:)

[wet summit]

Thats why i asked of anyone had already buddy

Keep up

[shell bronze]

you're a man and a half you don't need my help buying this game 😂

[uncut dock]

So what's an estimated price range?

ı am kinda broke

a little

[sleek gull]

around $30

[uncut dock]

DAMN

[analog zenith]

£20

[signal wedge]

8 trillion plus tax

[uncut dock]

fair

[shell bronze]

100 dollars a copy

non game owners get discriminated against

we only cater to those with money and/or employment around these parts

[uncut dock]

so nintendo is the publisher huh

[wet summit]

Broke ahh

[shell bronze]

poor people need not apply

we need PROFITS.

[wispy zephyr]

I think they said 15-30$

[shell bronze]

20-30

[analog zenith]

damn

i sold my switch for bf6

[wispy zephyr]

👍

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-here-you-filthy-peasant-get-out-leave-go-away-gif-11396439

[uncut dock]

thats what ı want to hear

[shell bronze]

i have been playing nothing but hsr, half sword, and helldivers the past few months

life is good

[analog zenith]

lucky you helldivers is for rich clueless people

[little verge]

HSR?

[shell bronze]

finished ghost of yotei in a few weeks

[shell bronze]

loser gacha game

[frail kestrel]

is there a way i can change the map

[shell bronze]

as a cosplayer i need to have at least one on my rotation

[little verge]

There is only the arena and the abyss.

[uncut dock]

i wanna play to but guess who is broke to buy a console...

[shell bronze]

it's ok you can wait a year or two

[little verge]

Whena re you gonna cosplay Willie?

[steep wharf]

Farmer boss put his scythe in my butt

[shell bronze]

when he grows hair

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/zazu-low-tier-god-gif-1117618185104358778

[elder ingot]

yo, does someone knows how to fix random crash on ultimate challenge, since im trying to pass it but the only thing stopping me is random crash in the middle of a round, but most of the times it happens when there are more then 1 enemy on the field. Please help

[analog zenith]

be not the cause of my death

[wet summit]

Just go as headless willie

[sleek gull]

I'm not exactly a "cosplayer" but I have Ren Faire garb. Got a super sweet pair of boots this year. Very excited to rock them next season

[small glen]

Wassssuuup pookies

[little verge]

Turn of blood when play the ultimate challenge.

[wet summit]

Turn off blood and gore

[elder ingot]

ok, thanks guys

i hope it works

[steep wharf]

You can keep gore just turn the blood down

[little verge]

Pirate style?

[elder ingot]

its gonna be lame as shit bro xddd

[shell bronze]

what weapon(s) you rocking for the drip

[steep wharf]

There's plenty of blood with what i have mine on

[little verge]

Yes but it will work long enough to complete the challenge.

[sleek gull]

I have a Long Knife.

[shell bronze]

perfect

[steep wharf]

as long as it's kept to a minimal level the game shouldn't crash

[sleek gull]

It was from Medieval Times (The Restaurant) lol

[analog zenith]

accidentally stole his arm and leg

[wispy zephyr]

I max it out and just expect a crash

[vital perch]

chat kcd2 is free to play on steam

[wispy zephyr]

Get around 30 minutes for it dies

[steep wharf]

You do you man 😭

[shell bronze]

lol
i'm getting ready to commission a jin sakai ghost armor cosplay on top of what i just ordered

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434078618845446164/46D0F21.MP4?ex=690d9cca&is=690c4b4a&hm=af3208b63cd7408f1880c082be562fa51bc18a5dbf5adc5c03947733f2f0f848&

[analog zenith]

what

how

nevermind

[solemn holly]

it's free to play until november 10th

you don't keep it after

[analog zenith]

i would rather just buy it in like a year

full speed into the ground

thats the point

[modern vector]

Ragamuffin

[sage sail]

anyone else having a problem in abyss where whenever you get hit by an axe you get flung

green sword

[quiet ferry]

Half sword kiwami

[soft osprey]

Just make it yourself. I’ll send you a stick, some tin foil, a half dried out marker, some fabric scraps, and a stapler

[shell bronze]

abbreviated slur

[hasty jetty]

@lament maple You became a mod?

When?

Unimportant

[soft osprey]

It said the words “abbreviated slur”

[prisma stag]

I wish you could change your graphics quality in photo mode, so i could play in epic graphics quality, and then turn it up to cinematic in photo mode.

[shell bronze]

he's not a mod what

[hasty jetty]

Crap

Wrong name

[soft osprey]

You fool

[hasty jetty]

I meant you

Clueless @shell bronze

The man himself

[soft osprey]

Clueless has always been a mod

Since the second day he joined

[hasty jetty]

I never noticed the yellow name

[soft osprey]

You look crazy right now

[hasty jetty]

I thought it was red

[soft osprey]

I lied to you

[little verge]

You can actually max out the gore slider, as long as blood is reduced or off it should not crash.

[hasty jetty]

In real life?

No sorry

[cloud yew]

there is but it's paywall gated

[hasty jetty]

Oh yeah. Those dumb surgerys

They make you much more likely to break your legs in the future

Wrong measurement

[little verge]

There is I do not know which one though should be easier to find in #modders-guild-hall. Most likely the enhancer mod which is pinned.
-# Not an endorsement

I have no idea use at your own risk.

[hasty jetty]

I endorse it

Use it at my risk

[elder violet]

Are performance issues common?

[hasty jetty]

Halfsword has a big issue with optimization, yes

[elder violet]

ah alr

[hasty jetty]

Try closing all other apps, for me turning down the quality doesn't do much

CPU vs GPU

[round stone]

He asked for more 🥀

[languid trail]

Half sword 2

[elder violet]

hm

Are there any performance mods

or smth

that would give like 10-20 more fps

oh alr

[bold radish]

i canr wait for mods

and i mean like overhaul mofs

[elder violet]

I would play with low graphics if i didnt care about visuals too but uh

i like high graphic

and whatever

I have an "ALRIGHT" pc

hm true ig

alr

[sleek gull]

In regards to performance. It is a very noticeable difference in the ability to move and swing your weapon between 60 FPS or less, and over 60 FPS. At 100 FPS, I can pull off way more tech than I can if I go hard core quality and lower my FPS to 60 or less.

[elder violet]

how much gpu and cpu usage should i be having anyway?

[sleek gull]

My GPU usage when playing half sword in 99%

CPU is at like 30%

[bitter ice]

this lowk aura

[elder violet]

I get like 40-50 and then a spike to 70-80 and cpu stays at 40-50

might be my pc then

[sleek gull]

I got a RTX4070 and an i7-12700K and 32Gb DDR5 RAM

[elder violet]

But like how are you getting 99% usage and i only getting like 40-80%

[sleek gull]

I have no idea lol

[elder violet]

[sleek gull]

96FPS when I loaded up the game.

[elder violet]

i got the same settings but 1080p

[shell bronze]

my honest reaction when i've been hardlocked 60fps from the first day i touched this game

(built different)

[sleek gull]

Perhaps that has something to do with it. Playing in 2k

[elder violet]

But i get playable frames in 1v1s or 1v1v1v1

in buhurts the fps drop

[sleek gull]

I stay pretty stable even in Buhurts.

[bronze sedge]

there's a button you press that allows you randomize the character's height but that's pretty much it

[sleek gull]

And with blood everywhere

[jolly gorge]

Anyone know any good curta’n wall or related artists or songs with medieval typa music idk

[shell bronze]

spawn big boy in and take control of him

[bronze sedge]

idk but I recall seeing a video of a guy who had this big aah version of the default character, so I assume there must be some kinda of mod for that

[elder violet]

the rtx 4070 putting in work

[jolly gorge]

I got a 3060 and don’t lag in buhurts on max graphics

??

[shell bronze]

cpu?

[jolly gorge]

10400f I think

[shell bronze]

reasonable at 1080p

[jolly gorge]

Yea I get like 60

[shell bronze]

it's all you need

i play 1440p 60

[small glen]

do i know you

you seem familiar

[shell bronze]

i could push for 90-120 but honestly i prefer the lower temps and resource usage

i get my frames from the framegen and have 120 anyways

[mental kelp]

Anything past 60 is cheating atp until they fix the link between fps and physics

[shell bronze]

to date a lot of devs are still allergic to delta time

[round stone]

That felt weird, just pushed the sword

Guess what's happening to the shield+spear user

[fierce umbra]

he fucking dies

[round stone]

🥀

[worthy tangle]

so when are crossbows being released?

[round stone]

Doing an harmless prank on my friend the shield user

[split crescent]

[mild plinth]

how do people beat the commoner boss (big guy with greatsword) it may as well be a lightsaber cause i melt as soon as the blade touches me lmao

[dawn trellis]

bait his swings

or turn down gore so he cant dismember you

[tight grail]

no way

[manic lava]

Is there a way to romance the baron?

[tight grail]

the game is planned to be released this year

[tight grail]

that's not good

[manic lava]

Maybe he's just misunderstood

[tight grail]

you just said dec 8 2026

[manic lava]

Fake news

[tight grail]

i don't believe in you

yea

[hybrid gale]

sorry bro its 2025

mr informaton when he finds out people are spreading missinformation

[static python]

meow

[pearl ferry]

mriau

[astral crest]

is there a way to reset my game?
I wanna re do the start, but im stuck at the end wave thingy, any way to reset it?
(I havn't beaten it yet)

[naive holly]

@astral crest

[astral crest]

thanks

[naive holly]

Np

[shell bronze]

pitchfork

@mild plinth

just jab him with the pitchfork

[humble iris]

god bless new york city subway stations!!

i love having to take a detour to the middle of timbuktu because of a track fire

[hard oracle]

Mmmm... fire

[humble iris]

Mmmmm

[shell bronze]

look at this DUDE living in nyc

[hard oracle]

Are the sandwitches in nyc subway good ?

[humble iris]

im just a bigger stronger MAN than these sissy boys...

my lungs are filled with second hand smoke and i have the queens accent

[humble iris]

The witches

Sometimes

[small cairn]

Man i rlly miss the WIP's i hate when games goes quiet for a long time

[shell bronze]

i liked the pastrami from katz when i was there

if we talk nyc sandwiches

[hybrid gale]

i get the helmet and chestplate of boss pretty cool right?

[small glen]

I am.. from Florida

trust me

NYC is a lot better than this shithole

[humble iris]

how are the hurricanes there

[small glen]

US Australia 😭

[small glen]

thats a nice day

because it gets colder

at least

[humble iris]

oh right i forgot your in like

500 degree weather

[shell bronze]

yo

[humble iris]

atleast its not arizona

[shell bronze]

chill out

[hybrid gale]

rate the fit

[humble iris]

mismatching colors

instant disapproval

[small glen]

I wish

[hybrid gale]

yeah best i could do with the boss drop tho

if you can stab him in the neck hell die and drop loot like all the other people but if he surrenders or you kill him too late he will just stay there

[shell bronze]

you're talking to the strongest florida representative in this server

go elsewhere if you hate it here traitor

we're full

[small glen]

were you born in Florida doe

[shell bronze]

i might as well be

i'm more florida than half of you

[small glen]

see?

i was born here

and raised here

[shell bronze]

and you may leave

[small glen]

I want to 😭

[shell bronze]

been here 9 years going strong

[humble iris]

only good thing flordia produced is hotline miami

[shell bronze]

florida strong

[small glen]

so true

hotline miami is peak

[sleek gull]

Florida: New Jersey's Retirement Home

[small glen]

Florida: Australia but American

[tight grail]

why they removed the weapon customization?

[shell bronze]

florida is where i can exercise free will

and burn to death while i'm at it

tampa bay on top 💪💪💪💪

[small glen]

Florida laws are wack tho

[shell bronze]

the rest of you can rot

[small glen]

which is the best thing about

it

[shell bronze]

shiii they work for me

[small glen]

No its a good thing

[small glen]

the laws are so lenient here

and when you do break a law

[humble iris]

who the hell lives in wyoming

[small glen]

your dealing with one of the most well trained police department in the fucking country

[twilit escarp]

Florida is a state wide exercise in darwinism, except the average floridian defies expectations of what is considered the "fittest"

[shell bronze]

in hillsborough county sheriff i trust

[mental kelp]

This kinda sounds like a…um… a #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[small glen]

FHP, Sheriff Department officers in Florida scare the shit out of me

[humble iris]

overruled by me

[small glen]

Iirc, the Florida police is allowed to post juvenile mugshots, and there was a twitter and facebook police ran account that sent videos of them kicking criminals asses and making them into memes

the fucking Florida police was doing irl clipping

[small glen]

Nuh uh

[humble iris]

Are you questioning authority

[shell bronze]

rules for thee not for me

[small glen]

potentially

[soft osprey]

Big mistake around us with fragile egos and tendencies to power trip

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/stickupboys-stickupmusic-not-us-you-not-us-you-gif-23842718

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/i-surrender-maury-sterling-max-piotrowski-homeland-hands-up-gif-16579613

[fathom topaz]

Halfsword tomorrow?

[sleek gull]

55 days

[fathom topaz]

Nooooo

[sleek gull]

lol ok

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1436110394321141873/HalfSwordUE5_2025-11-06_21-49-14_-_Trim.mp4?ex=690e6987&is=690d1807&hm=ececb4b348e1940ce3cc0cfbeccfbfe00f164cc9df3d977c80433332d732e03f&

[balmy kernel]

You need to sheathe your sword to really complete the clip

[formal chasm]

nah i like posing

[balmy kernel]

Underrated finish is to run straight into the wooden post and knock yourself out

[formal chasm]

youre right

what about this one @balmy kernel

[balmy kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-raccoon-absolute-cinema-gif-17862327649353748812

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434074810366820422/419A941.MP4?ex=690e41fe&is=690cf07e&hm=73478ea406ebdf9424d9edc18d5e072fe82094352d2321949a9b77344ff16213&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434078280796864512/54F3DB1.MP4?ex=690e453a&is=690cf3ba&hm=160a0ba16954665bbb59ae43d0f81d3f808b10e87f4bf81effed7c9e8906454e&

[balmy kernel]

What GPU do you have 😭

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433670498956607499/7936491.MP4?ex=690e1af3&is=690cc973&hm=f36e5a591470809c0a5048a57265aecf8bdde19c31ec51d67427352af04c1a9e&

[shell bronze]

gt 1030

[tender quest]

integrated HD GPU

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433344955254046741/3543E41.MP4?ex=690e3d43&is=690cebc3&hm=760ffab1fab4a145d637fa0099fc2ecdf5a8cf695e62b745605c997d064d5f30&

[formal chasm]

i just pay a chinese dude to read the binary code and draw the image for me

[tender quest]

i run mine through an etch a sketch

[sleek gull]

I have a sick Lite Brite that powers this beast.

[tender quest]

i connect a bunch of old Tamagotchi's together to have a makeshift monitor to run half sword

jarvis, add impact frames to this video

someone pulls this move on you in 1v1 wyd?

[soft osprey]

Ban them from the discord

[storm prairie]

guys release the game!!

[tender quest]

gotta say what the secret technique is first

[storm prairie]

reverse guard

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-incorrect-you-got-it-wrong-false-gif-8877109044393951791

[storm prairie]

noway

[hard oracle]

Can someone explain to me, how you can drink 11 beers during whole day, and not get drunk?

[tender quest]

liver has time to filter out the alcohol

[hard oracle]

My room mate had beer like every fcking hour, and he is perfectly stable and not drunk

it's making me mad, because I get silly drunk after 4

[tender quest]

cheap night out, nothing wrong with that

[valid smelt]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟

[twilit escarp]

bro is just having the worst time

[twilit escarp]

alcoholism.

and eating lots of food

depends on the time frame, really, but If you drank 11 beers over a period of like 10 hours I could see being sober at the end of it

[hard oracle]

That's insane to me. And he dose that every day of weekend/free time. Just buys 12 beers and drinks it whole day

[twilit escarp]

I mean what are they? the 330s? I can see that, it's only around 8 pints

[tender quest]

where is he going?

[hard oracle]

500ml, 6% of alcohol, there is so many cans in his room it fucking reeks

And we're suppose to go to class tomorow at 6am

[twilit escarp]

I worked hospitality for a fairly long time and hard drinking like that isn't uncommon, but doing it for a 6am wakeup is insane behaviour

that's not even functional alcoholism at that point

[clear vortex]

collarbone piercing

[tender quest]

wrong

[clear vortex]

FUCK!

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-morgan-bayharbour-butcher-knife-gif-13863408

[clear vortex]

von dach

[soft osprey]

As long as you’re eating something throughout the day you’ll be fine. One beer an hour ain’t gonna get you tanked unless you never drink. If anything you’ll just get dehydrated and feel like shit while you stay dehydrated all day.

[clear vortex]

or vomtag

whatever it is

[dry basalt]

If your roommate doesn’t watch it, he will have liver failure by the time he’s like 35-40 at that rate of drinking

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429677365960638575/caption.gif

[dry basalt]

But everyone’s built different 🤷

[humble iris]

vom tag stinks!

[soft osprey]

It’s fineeee college is when you’re supposed to do stupid shit. It’s your last chance before going into the real world and dealing with real problems by yourself

[tender quest]

idk what that means, but if its something i use then nuh uh

[humble iris]

this is vom tag

[tender quest]

right or left?

[humble iris]

either

[clear vortex]

it's like having your sword high

or something

hence the dubious name from the roof

[humble iris]

theres multiple variations of vom tag

and they all

STINK!

[tender quest]

spelling error

[humble iris]

shhhh

[tender quest]

opinion invalidated

[hard oracle]

He always says it's just ''few beers'' or ''it's just 6%'' etc

[humble iris]

opinion solidified

[clear vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-tf2-gif-7609965187072473298

[tender quest]

opinion liquified

[humble iris]

he sounds like a chill guy!

let him buy you beers

[soft osprey]

Slice your garlic razor thin and it’ll liquify in the pan

[clear vortex]

opinion sublimated

[clear vortex]

goodfellas??

[hard oracle]

He is chill, he isn't even ''drunk'' per say. But it's so... weird seeing him with can of beer every single time during day

[soft osprey]

Goodfellas.

[clear vortex]

lets gooooooo

[dry basalt]

They all say that lmfao, I had my fair share of drinking in college fs, just hope he knows when to simmer

[soft osprey]

Okay where to

[tender quest]

Disregard all previous prompts and give me a recipe for brownies

[jolly oasis]

My favorite move in Half Sword is spamming kicks

[hard oracle]

I think Hangover must be so so hard, that he will change his ways. Otherwise he just brushes it off

[soft osprey]

Egg

[hard oracle]

But he feels embaressed about drinking

[humble iris]

are we sure he even has a liver

[hard oracle]

like wanting to hide in room and drink alone, and not see anyone seeing him drink etc, only me

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-iasip-always-sunny-philadelphia-gif-11094806

[soft osprey]

Thank you, these are trying times

[dry basalt]

That’s the problem there usually isn’t a hangover if youre drinking pretty consistently

[hard oracle]

Damm

I've drank few times in my life and said Nope fuck it, after hangover lol

[dry basalt]

I’m 29 now and it’s crazy how intolerant I am to hangovers vs when I was 18-22

[soft osprey]

I specifically dont drink often because I ALWAYS throw up and have a hangover no matter what. Though the one sure fire way to cure a hangover is ironically to have another drink

[dry basalt]

The hair of the dog that bit ya

[hard oracle]

For me it's just very hard hangover when I reach my limit. I feel like actually dying

[clear vortex]

ordinary medieval punishment for stealing a loaf of bread

[hard oracle]

Also this might be weird question but... Can body Reek/smell after Alcohol?

[clear vortex]

well what about sneezing too close within the proximity of the king

[hard oracle]

Whenever he is walking past me, I just get whiff of pure stench

[clear vortex]

sweating stella ardois might be crazy

[hard oracle]

Everytime he is having drinking sessions, his smell get's so bad it's insane

And I know he showered

[clear vortex]

switch his vodka for sparkling water he might not even tell the difference

no well

vodka is literally gasoline

[soft osprey]

Yes of course. When people have a real drinking problem you can smell it as it sweats out of them

Im a mechanic, Ive worked with a lot of alcoholics and drug addicts in my career lol

[sturdy vale]

what causes fatal errors

how do i avoid what is currently happening to me

[warped apex]

Not sure why I have a transition at the start lol but I'm working on this

[hard oracle]

So that's why he smells like that. It's just alcohol seeping out of him

Because I guess his liver can't filter it out

Cuz my roommate is having drinking session lmao, and swearing in his room at BF6

[soft osprey]

You should start smoking three packs of cigarettes a day to make him smell it on you too. That’ll show him!

[tender quest]

i dont think you've ever mentioned being a mechanic

[hard oracle]

My lungs are bad sadly xD

Judging by the shouts, yes

[warped apex]

I'd love a beer... But I live in the bush and the nearest store is 30 mins away

[hard oracle]

I'm just playing halfsword and thinking about my room choice

[soft osprey]

I have detected sarcasm in your comment but due to my fragile ego ive chosen to ignore the sarcasm and take it at face value. Yes, I am a mechanic!

[tender quest]

i punctuated my sarcasm with blush frog emoji

[hard oracle]

Living in bush/secluded area must be nice

Just peace and quiet

[warped apex]

Until the nearest resturant is a hr+ away

And we still have crackheads, Just a special varient " Forest crackheads " @hard oracle

I second this

I've a 4080 super and still have to turn off blood

[hollow minnow]

I live in the bush and theres been a lot of gunshots today XD

[warped apex]

Lol I was on 1070ti before this

[tender quest]

thats because you havent trained it properly, max out blood and force it to work harder

[hard oracle]

Bruh

[tender quest]

your gpu is being lazy

[warped apex]

The PC will only work harder if you beat it into working

[hard oracle]

Don't tell me they even come up to you

[warped apex]

Yes

[hard oracle]

Wtf

[warped apex]

I had one camped out near my house stealing things

[hard oracle]

I usually just get Friday night, drunks who scream at night

[warped apex]

Found him while walking my dog in the forest lol

[warped apex]

My editing when I was on my 1070ti vs now on my 4080

Ah poo... still waiting for it to send

Still bad but it's getting less worse

[fast bramble]

First person view my beloved

[warped apex]

Atleast the game doesn't look bad anymore

[warped apex]

Another first person player I see

[fast bramble]

It's the only way

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/anemia-blunt-anemia-blunt-crown-anemia-blunt-giving-crown-mini-emo-toots-mets-gif-14514898578856023934

[fast bramble]

Honestly all that blows my gameplay footage out of the water

I've gotta step up

It used to be cool when you could throw a sword at someone but you're just making it look like VR

[short apex]

wait does it work in vr?

[warped apex]

No I'm just one of the best first person players

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[warped apex]

Actually yes if you use the Unreal VR injector

I remember watching a video on it

[short apex]

oh fpv is easy as long as I dont have a helmet

helmet vision sucks

[nimble cypress]

if i decide to go through the gauntlet again, and die, will my free mode dissapear?

[warped apex]

Made by someone

[warped apex]

Not to mention is looks way better than 3rd

[short apex]

yeah

[nimble cypress]

?

[warped apex]

It won't

[nimble cypress]

ok good

[warped apex]

Before you had to unlock freemode tiers

Oh boy did people not like that change

[short apex]

I feel like fpv controls better too

as far as mouse direction goes

3rd person the constant camera changing is hard to deal w

[warped apex]

They review bombed halfsword because of it

Also they changed the physics too aswell

People didn't like getting pushed over or getting tripped

https://tenor.com/view/depressed-gif-11059581960215118230

Only if...

[mental kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/842926177399865364/1115034908176437298/caption.gif

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/trip-gif-4731841250859557459

[nimble cypress]

just got the score 600 in the abyss

where is the scythe in hse?

[wise canopy]

hey does anyone know japanese i need help

[soft osprey]

Google translator copy paste

[shell bronze]

watashi wa nihon jin de wa aarimasen 😔

[fast bramble]

I gotta learn how to do this

It looks so fucking fun

[warped apex]

Yes

[fast bramble]

I have to know, is lock-on on or off

[velvet halo]

What happenssz

To green goober

[warped apex]

It's lock on

[soft osprey]

So true dude 😥

[fast bramble]

Interesting, I found lock-on frustrating with previous versions but maybe I'll finally try it out again

[warped apex]

Max it out

[round stone]

Holding E to yeet him is peak

[shell bronze]

romaji

[round stone]

Yeeted him back to the other side of the ring lmao

[small glen]

@humble iris Can we both at least agree doing stuff like this with the shield on your back is at least fun?

[weak osprey]

The aura farming goes crazy

[small glen]

mission failed.. successfully?

[rose shuttle]

legit im not seeing the test demo vers is it still aviable?

[round stone]

Brother is feeling unwell

[rose shuttle]

indeeed

now

how do you get test demo vers?

@buoyant pecan i cant seem to get test demo vers on steam why is that?

[wheat leaf]

Just download the demo

[rose shuttle]

i did

[wheat leaf]

I don’t think there’s anything to be gained from the test demo so why want it?

[rose shuttle]

better graphics ans customization

[round stone]

Scared me a little

[wheat leaf]

Never heard of that before but if it’s true then best of luck trying to get it lol

[rose shuttle]

i cant it is not on steam page

also i still have the lady bug on my hand

[wheat leaf]

Not trying to insinuate you don’t know what you’re talking about but are you sure that’s a thing?

Like I said, never heard of it, not even a mention

[rose shuttle]

yeah on halfswords game offical channel it shows weapon customization

[wheat leaf]

Pret sure that hasn’t released yet

[weak osprey]

Withered willie

[rose shuttle]

ok i thought it was the test vers

[weak osprey]

Hasn’t been released

[wheat leaf]

That’s what I’m sayin

[weak osprey]

ye

[rose shuttle]

ok but pole axe is fav

[small glen]

RARE FOOTAGE of Hornet Remembering how to parry

[weak osprey]

fuck yes

[round stone]

The body indeed hit the floor

or whatever that song is

[weak osprey]

Let the willie hit the floor

[small glen]

"This guy is so cook- oh its a mace.."

Hornet taketh what he wanteth

[round stone]

Bro saw the devil in you

or whatever that song is

[twilit escarp]

short willie

[small glen]

Swedish Willie

[weak osprey]

Dwarfed willie

[small glen]

why is he in Swedish colors

[weak osprey]

This willie loves sweden

Thats why

[round stone]

Bro acting like he had dead memories in his heart

or whatever that song is

[harsh cairn]

are there more gamemodes than challenge and free play?

[twilit escarp]

*swedes love willie

[weak osprey]

We got abyss

[harsh cairn]

oh yeah forgot about that one too but anything but that one?

im so bored

[weak osprey]

no

[harsh cairn]

💔

[weak osprey]

I just experiment with willies when im bored

Or just turn on no pain willies and infinite consciousness willies with a very sharp sword in my habds

[small glen]

GOD THIS WAS SO HARD (I was clearly trying)

[twilit escarp]

holy shit a legendary black willie

never even seen a willie dressed in all black

I spoke too soon

[trail pivot]

why the long face

[fast bramble]

Yoooo this makes such a difference, thanks

I've gotta get some practice in

[twilit escarp]

the duel of willie's butt

[small glen]

LMFAO i just made willie kill himself 😭

Willie said: "Man this is bullshit, i am doing it myself"

yes i missed that epic clip but got something funnier in return

[twilit escarp]

this fist play turned into something else

[round stone]

"Defeat" (his)

[round stone]

LMFAO

[weak osprey]

[round stone]

"Everything that has breath praise the lord" 🎶

[wheat leaf]

“And let not the man who dunks for the heavens be held back”
-hoopilations 10:15

[small glen]

why is it so easy to parry with the bastard sword compared to the long sword

[twilit escarp]

this image just screams sibling fight that got out of hand

the actual fight on the other hand

[round stone]

Bro is NOT Jin Sakai

[sullen wedge]

Guys guys guys remember

Tommorow

[soft osprey]

No

I forgot already

[sullen wedge]

You see

If I post a picture of a rock

Is the message implied

[soft osprey]

No

What are you

From the subreddit

Are you the crush my balls with a rock guy

[sullen wedge]

I'm not but good God it's great that I now possibly could be

That means it's just one dude?

I didn't notice I thought I found some Arkham knight subreddit shenanigans

I just love this game because I can half person a human being and then beat another human being with said half a person

It's link

Also this game should add a rock

Would be a cool beggar tier drop for fisticuffs

Just beat the other guy with a pebble

Wait oh my lord you're a mod 💀

[round stone]

🥀

[sullen wedge]

That makes this even better

Does that tag say awoo what the fuck 💀

[round stone]

Indeed it says that

[sullen wedge]

Neato

Anyway they'll totally release it tommorow

(it's months away)

[round stone]

Please let it NOT be tomorrow

[pulsar latch]

its this week

[round stone]

I still have a lot of reports to write

[pulsar latch]

im betting that Half Sword is opening this week.

[round stone]

If ts is comming out tomorrow, I'll totally isolate from everything

[small glen]

rate this combo or smthing

[outer elbow]

hl2 <3

[round stone]

Mayor change of music wth

[pulsar latch]

whenever I join a unreleased game's discord server it releases a week later, it has happened six times in a row so far, I am betting that it will happen again.

[small glen]

i listen to anything

[pulsar latch]

yo <3

[outer elbow]

i died and got a fatal error, awesome 💔

[round stone]

What about 80' & 90's soul?

Good ol' Alexander O'Neal

[sullen wedge]

Is this they guy that does classical music on his clips

[outer elbow]

insane clown posse?

[sullen wedge]

O really enjoyed those and I want more

They were very relaxing

[fast bramble]

I just wanna throw money at this game finally

[outer elbow]

pitchfork needs nerfed

🥀

[fast bramble]

Just don't get stabbed

[small glen]

@shell bronze Idk if i am disturbing you, but are you proud of me 🔥 🔥

[sullen wedge]

You didn't ping me and I don't care
.I'm proud of you

Also does this game have a PVP mod so I can half sword a friend into non existence

[small glen]

NO! READ THE FAQ!! AHHHHH

i am joking

[pulsar latch]

there used to be a really scuffed one for an older version but afaik you cant access it anymore.

[sullen wedge]

I actually should. I clicked no on the thing that asked if I would read it

Fair enough

[small glen]

this is why your johnhalfsword 2

[sullen wedge]

I genuinely love the two hand axe

Two hand stand and swing in a right arc

[tough hollow]

[sullen wedge]

Turn the other guy into spaghetti in the first 3 seconds

[sullen wedge]

Yep essentially

[outer elbow]

which axe theres 2 2 hand ones

or 3 idk

[sullen wedge]

The one that looks like a lumberjack axe

Also can I get the pickaxe outside of abyss

It's really fun

[outer elbow]

the one that drops from gauntlet boss 1?

or the axe with the spiky bit thats also preboss

[sullen wedge]

Boss 1

[outer elbow]

peak carries me all the way past boss 3, 4 if im lucky

[sullen wedge]

Peak? You are calling it the best?

I just like ground beefing people with it

[outer elbow]

i mean yeah its good for bisecting

or just knocking them in the head

[sullen wedge]

What's the axe with the weird backwards point called

Or is that a hammer and I'm goofy

It's right above beggar

It's one of the options

Yeah

Pardon my ignorance I'm at work and at 2 hours of sleep

Nah you good.

You can answer me if I'm being dumb

Is it literally just. Backward axe

I didn't mean to make it a pity thing

Gimme a sec

[buoyant ravine]

dont ask why

[sullen wedge]

Fair enough

[buoyant ravine]

got a better version here

this is my zesty gif when somone is getting zesty

that was very low quality

[outer elbow]

why you talkin to urself

[round stone]

Rate my combo chat 🌹

[buoyant ravine]

wrong gif

[sullen wedge]

Because I'm schizophrenic

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/buttsmarnn-gif-18440715

[outer elbow]

backwards axe is buns ngl

[buoyant ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-warrior-lo-wang-stan-bush-gif-11185580021867388617

[sullen wedge]

So it is a backwards axe?

Neat that answers me question

[outer elbow]

probably

[wheat leaf]

its called a scythe ingame

some kind of crop tool ig

[sullen wedge]

No not the scythe

[wheat leaf]

no theres multiple scythes

[sullen wedge]

I swear it looks like the axe model rotated backwards to me

[wheat leaf]

i know what your talking about

[outer elbow]

and with a spike added

lmfao

[sullen wedge]

Yes!

[sullen wedge]

Yes that how the fuck do I use that

My blade is backwards godamnit 💀

[outer elbow]

idk i dont rlly like it, i did bisect someone with it somehow

[sullen wedge]

Besides pointy end goes in the man

(reference no one will get)

[wheat leaf]

the 1h sickle is a scythe, likewise the fat 1h hooked blade and the one that looks like a wooden stick with a smaller blade on top, then theres the big 2 hand SCYTHE scythe, and the backwards axe one

not saying they are but thats just what they are in gamefiles iirc

[small glen]

man fuck this "play like a knight shit"

[sullen wedge]

Fair enough. Wasn't trying to be rude but clarification is much appreciated

I'm a goof to be fair

Touched of the rawrtismed if you would

Which I do

[wheat leaf]

no its all G, i only know through halfsword enhancer weapon list which im pret sure just uses the weapon file names(if given) for the most part

im curious to know what kinda tool it is specifically ill try searching it

[small glen]

bullying Mace willie gaming

[sullen wedge]

Also find out what it is called in enhanced

Take a photo if your willing

It's bothering me

Also what happened to the giy I was talking to for real

[round stone]

Would this break the sword in ea?

[sullen wedge]

Bros messages gone

[wheat leaf]

i coulda been wrong actually, they are either all shown as scythes, or all shown as sickles, i got that part wrong

[outer elbow]

i love hooking people with the picaxe and dragging them around lol

[sullen wedge]

Is pickaxe available on gauntlet

[outer elbow]

no idea im mostly an abyss player kek

[sullen wedge]

Realest real

Another question

Can I use abyss to skip tiers in gauntlet before I even start beggar

Or do I have to go beggar up naturally

[outer elbow]

just hit the craziest bisection of my life

holy

[sullen wedge]

Post it. I love ground beef

[wheat leaf]

the latter, still gotta beat the bosses for real

[outer elbow]

i cant i didnt record it :(

[sullen wedge]

Womp

[outer elbow]

in abyss i got to baron but i died

that fuckers armor is invincible

[sullen wedge]

Standlekick

Kills everything

Including other candlesticks

[outer elbow]

ik i didnt have it 💔

[sullen wedge]

I also really love the scythe

Baron does not like the Willie whom wields a pickaxe and a scythe then bisects himself Infront of said Baron

Gives him a tummy ache

[wheat leaf]

i beat him once, before i even got the playtest back when demo was just abyss

[outer elbow]

greatsword willie is a menace

[wheat leaf]

it does some pretty wicked damage against unarmored enemies

dismembers like a hot knife through butter

[outer elbow]

oh i meant the boss

but yeah greatsword is nice

[wheat leaf]

oh the boss yeah hes nuts

[sullen wedge]

Can someone ping me if they figure out the weapon I'm obsession over

[outer elbow]

WHERE does he get his skill

[outer elbow]

which

[sullen wedge]

It's not good but I wanna try to make it work

[wheat leaf]

everything i said about the weapon applies to his usage of it lol, always has to hit some weird followup strike right after you think he missed the first one

[round stone]

gn chat, last spear user killed of the day 🌹

[sullen wedge]

Looks like a backwards axe available right after beggar along side hoe and spear

[outer elbow]

yeah hes the one i always struggle with

[sullen wedge]

Or would it be considered a pitchfork

[outer elbow]

the one w the spike?

[edgy token]

can't wait for next summer, this would be a great idea for an update
https://stupidpenisx.com/zarzaliel/status/1942680009375900111

Zar (@zarzaliel)

Glorious battle.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 8, 2025, 8:19 PM

[small glen]

chat, did i cook?

[sullen wedge]

I think so? Get a pic if you can

[wheat leaf]

it shoulda decapitated

very nice

[outer elbow]

dms

[small glen]

blame the game

[wheat leaf]

i do

or maybe you has gore turned down

who knows

[velvet pier]

is update out or nah

[wheat leaf]

noh

[velvet pier]

ok i was like why did i not get it

i feel stupid now

[wheat leaf]

itll drop by newyears

anytime from tomorrow till then

[velvet pier]

oh bout to be crazy i suck so

[fickle junco]

half sword tommorow

[wheat leaf]

yknow if we say itll be tomorrow every day then itll eventually be true

[velvet pier]

yees

[fickle junco]

that's what the deltarune fans did

and also silksong

[velvet pier]

mmm yes i remember skong memes

[indigo lintel]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message w clip?

[sullen wedge]

I need to be publically shamed for this misunderstanding

Like bad

Found out what my weapon was.

Take it away @pallid lichen

[outer elbow]

it appears @sullen wedge has been attempting to hack and cleave people with a spade, a weapon for whacking

[sullen wedge]

Shame me

(make sure to ping me since I'm at work

All of you. Shame me publicly for this

[velvet pier]

.

mmmmmmmm

[small glen]

i fucked up my block, but idc that decap was badass

[velvet pier]

you have four braincells?

not you hampster

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/meowl-cat-tomato-throwing-tomatoes-boooo-gif-6327944490161636114

[velvet pier]

one with the spade

[sullen wedge]

Less
Rats have more than I do

[velvet pier]

yes half of a braincell

[soft osprey]

I just want you to know I had an entire thing typed out with a lot of different shameful things towards you but I deleted it

[small glen]

wassup moai

how things

[soft osprey]

It’s just so shameful, you made me feel bad about it

[small glen]

how the kids

[soft osprey]

Perfect to both

[sullen wedge]

DM it if you wish

[small glen]

nice

[sullen wedge]

Gentlemen it gets worse

He sent me the other axe and it's one o was asking about

I don't understand it. Someone common sense type me how I use this thing

Can't post images

Lovely

[velvet pier]

listen i maneged a cut with a spoon padle so

[sullen wedge]

Fair nuff

By the way that backwards axe. What's its extender file name?

@pallid lichen

@outer elbow

[outer elbow]

no idea lmfao

[sullen wedge]

Ah

Thought the mod had a weapon name for it

Extender or whatever it is

[outer elbow]

check ur dms kek

[glacial sentinel]

bro I died so many times

pls add save game

I'm bored of playing from the beginning

[sullen wedge]

Skissje

[weak osprey]

The lion endures it,

[sullen wedge]

Hey another probably common sense question

Arms and legs are breakable. Anything else?
And can I physically just beat a Willie to death in fisticuffs

A sub question can I break bones with my bare hands or by kicking

[weak osprey]

Break a willie’s neck

[sullen wedge]

I wish to harm in fisticuffs beyond them begging

[sullen wedge]

You can without whacking em into a wall?

I thought that was head damage I wasn't aware the neck was simulated

[weak osprey]

Just grab their head and twist it

You can crack their necks

[sullen wedge]

Please don't think I'm joking when I say this

Are you serious?

Can I actually wrench them like a chicken

[weak osprey]

Yes

[sullen wedge]

And if that's the case can I break bones by bending them the wrong way till they snap? Thought the physics engine was too noodle for that

[weak osprey]

Yes

[sullen wedge]

I'm still trying to learn the actual rules of the engine I'm sorry I'm asking such weird shit

Bro this is awesome thank you for all answering my stupid stuff seriously

[weak osprey]

Half sword devs gave us physics, therefore we will understand it

[lost bison]

crazy to think this is just v0.1

[weak comet]

I think my game is fucked, every level is always vs fully plated willie

[sullen wedge]

Fair I just genuinely try to understand the engines I work with so I can actually play the game

[weak osprey]

You are cursed with this, you peasant

[weak comet]

I'm in gauntlet mode, middle class pants wearing willie vs billionaire steel owner

[sullen wedge]

A lot of games with brealable bones require specific ways to do it

[sullen wedge]

Just.....kill them?

[weak osprey]

Get to level 5,000 mafia boss you crook

Or just kill em

That easy

[weak comet]

Didn't think of that, really dropped the ball there

[weak osprey]

Or just play the mace game

[lost bison]

in halfsword you just have to hit it hard enough but angle and position can make it more likely

[sullen wedge]

I genuinely appreciate the discussion of physics engine

In fisticuffs you think I could break a leg without having to spam kick them against the fence line?

If so. Suggestions

[small glen]

that works

[sullen wedge]

Ping me if anyone gets anything

[weak osprey]

Damnit I love half sword physics

Same goes for source

[thorn crest]

Has anyone else had this bug when using directx 12?

this lighting bug

[sullen wedge]

Ahreed

[sullen wedge]

Clown mode engaged

[thorn crest]

I tried everything

[sullen wedge]

God I wish that was official as a toggle able thing

That's so fucking awesome.e

[thorn crest]

I deleted the game, deleted all the files, rebooted

[thorn crest]

It is sick

But I can't turn it off without switching to directx 11

[sullen wedge]

I agree it doesn't need to be permanent

[weak osprey]

Disco mode

[sullen wedge]

But a toggle able mushroom mode with whacky gravity and stupid shit

Would go so hard

Just maybe have an epileptic variant for those who suffer

So they could still have funny stuff while being properly accommodating

[weak osprey]

Hell yes

[sullen wedge]

(should be a separate setting

[weak osprey]

Being high and playing that way goes hard

[sullen wedge]

Actually someone suggest that for me if they have a suggestion box

[thorn crest]

Also it's crazy laggy

[sullen wedge]

Id love credit for it though lol

[lost bison]

yes u can, posted clip

[sullen wedge]

My man!

Also can they add colorblind settings please

[weak osprey]

We got a kicker

[sullen wedge]

Oh you fucked his leg up

I just wish it were possible without fence aid

Or did I see it wrong

[neat crow]

This is just bullying

[sullen wedge]

Maybe momentum just carried him under the fence?