halfsword-chat-⚔

[placid coyote]

swor

[small glen]

And funny

[serene tulip]

Don't disagree. But I think it's not quite as bad as it's often made out to be, just takes rewiring your brain.
Regardless there's a lot of room for improvement, not sure why it's so floppy for some weapons.
Like I can make 1h hammer work crazy well, but it's much harder and different compared to anything else.

[shell bronze]

i'm proficient with it that's how i know its flaws

[thick plume]

i don't know but half sword x fortnite would probably have a higher chance of becoming a thing

[small glen]

Willie getting sturdy

[placid coyote]

cosmetically

[small glen]

I am sorry but the way you use shield and sword is very annoying

You are like hardly using the shield

[small glen]

This cured me slightly

[ember flame]

anyone want to make bets on when ea will release I'm thinking December 8

[placid coyote]

the new farmer

[serene tulip]

I can use anything I like whenever I like.

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435059339584077855/FA385F1.MP4?ex=690d39a8&is=690be828&hm=1fef743c541538a94d8f74f435d4ca14454b344224216f71e5f729fb1fc33d03&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435059504495595711/7338F61.MP4?ex=690d39cf&is=690be84f&hm=42cbd439db03a9eace25cfd5d0eeff914f445b3318ec88e88b867bc0fb31d56b&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435061506633895997/4D3AAA1.MP4?ex=690c92ed&is=690b416d&hm=7321aaeb71616e7494827eea21bc0b9eef86d4c5347301e4b0b300edd9cda374&

[small glen]

Now this is what shield and sword gameplay looks like 🔥

[small glen]

Till it almost kills you, like here

[serene tulip]

not sure why it would've killed me. I could have drawn my backup or collected it off the ground. Just decided I'd pummel him because it was funny

A coward? Should've done this to him

[small glen]

Turtle off!!

[serene tulip]

First person is what got me to finally give 1h another try. It's just satisfying to kill people in such a way

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1421429338682818690/6130851.MP4?ex=690d13fb&is=690bc27b&hm=72045d9026c8a5728c84d4290c33776a12197d05d6e7c0a84bd57876b5041bde&

[wheat leaf]

You make 1st person look so smooth usually it seems quite shaky almost like go-pro footage

[serene tulip]

It's easy to get twitchy trying to find your weapon in first person. I still get shaky sometimes.
If you can hold your weapon in front of you at all times I find it's easier to hold steady, should anyway I guess

[small glen]

One hand swords can either be so fun or so lame

[hard oracle]

36KG of Cheese.

[shell bronze]

my modded katana gameplay is pretty fun

the sword is light and ridiculously sharp sometimes

[stuck epoch]

chat..

[soft osprey]

What the fuck

[small glen]

I only ever had one

[placid coyote]

why do they look like that

[small glen]

Be me, knows how to parry, refuses to do it

[fallen finch]

bad wodr alarm

[placid coyote]

are you sure

[stuck epoch]

built different

[placid coyote]

saggy

[serene tulip]

toes

[placid coyote]

foot...

[serene tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1380719425208058008/Show_this_man_202505272248-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[fallen finch]

when do half sword bad bitches come out

[fallen finch]

when will there be bad bitches in alf sword

[small glen]

So hot

[small glen]

Never

Maybe mods for female willie

[fallen finch]

fuck gou

[small glen]

But I hope we never see female willie or anything

[humble iris]

elegancy

[stuck epoch]

don't give me ideas

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/hellboy-stop-it-right-now-stop-this-enough-thats-enough-gif-23657634

[small glen]

Agreed

[fallen finch]

half sword more like half no bad bitches

[small glen]

Never realized you had a dagger

[humble iris]

my trusty parrying dagger

[small glen]

Oh yeah?! Well look at me parry these erm.. stupid.. axe attacks!

[eternal olive]

Update when?

We did?

U better not be fucking with me

This month fs tho?

[humble iris]

do not listen to the dates there is no set time

[eternal olive]

I saw one on reddit say next year in December

[small glen]

It's soon

[humble iris]

dont have this type of speed and elegancy though

[humble iris]

obviously!!

[small glen]

The early access thing updated doe

Probably next month

[eternal olive]

Is there anything new rn? Or is it still the same

[small glen]

This is unmatched parry

[eternal olive]

They should make the game open world or something

[humble iris]

shield tsk tsk tsk

NOT CONFIRMED!!!

@eternal olive only people id trust are yellow roles and pink/purple roles

[small glen]

Mad cus uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[humble iris]

everyone here loves spreading misinformation

like me

[humble iris]

tsk

tsk

tsk

[wheat leaf]

For sure, I find first persons better for parrying and precise work

[small glen]

You see, I use it only for polearms

Therefore I should get a pass

[eternal olive]

What do u need to do to send clips on this chat

[small glen]

Murder the entire opposing force

[humble iris]

no...

no pass...

[small glen]

Axe.

Sword.

[humble iris]

get level 2

rn you have zero roles

go get some roles

[eternal olive]

How

[humble iris]

shouldve given you a screen

to get your roles

but go here

[small glen]

@cerulean spire

[humble iris]

we love first person yeah!!!

[small glen]

Look at the clip

[humble iris]

you dont need a camera to make clips

oh

en garde!

maces and other blunt weapons

i am

[eternal olive]

Why not just experiment and figure it out yourself?

Long axe

Shit just penetrated through the armor

I didn’t see it anywhere I did it myself

[tender quest]

Obviously great sword 🗡️

[shell bronze]

axe

[eternal olive]

Also the long sword can make them bleed if you hit them hard enough

Also your fists

I knocked the golden knight out with just the medal gloves one time

[humble iris]

gauntlets

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430095833793040474/6889481.MP4?ex=690cf748&is=690ba5c8&hm=49dd7810ff0aa243c5625b83cc5fa3562ae8b1c44bfc26e5c29be56ef8f186c3&

[eternal olive]

Yes gauntlets

[small glen]

Bad clip because you didn't hit him with the [REDACTED]

[eternal olive]

Just wait till multiplayer comes out yall will be done for

[small glen]

Most of us know this

[eternal olive]

They should make a 3v3 like chivlary 2 has

But not bots

[small glen]

Buhurt:

[eternal olive]

What

[small glen]

It's 3v3

It's in the game

Just make it pvp

[soft osprey]

Just install multiplayer

Duh

It’s that simple

[edgy eagle]

thats some next level sword control

[humble iris]

rapi er

[trim basin]

where to dowload mutliplayer?

[edgy eagle]

is no multiplayer

if there was i think we would all be playing it

[trim basin]

i sawe splitscreen mode

[edgy eagle]

split screen 😭

[lofty lily]

by the 9th

[placid coyote]

hji

[buoyant ravine]

guys i have a theory

[storm prairie]

TELL US WHEN WILL IT RELEASE!!

[placid coyote]

christmas

one big present

[storm prairie]

zang

[placid coyote]

I hope they add willipy

[buoyant ravine]

its my predictions of gaming technolgy evolution

[humble iris]

pretty easy to what

[placid coyote]

whys it one long line?

[buoyant ravine]

it wasnt meant to be a .txt though

Looking at game engines and graphics APIs, it’s clear where things are headed and why some AAA games struggle with performance. DirectX has existed since 1995 and provides built-in dev tools for graphics, audio, and input. Engines like Unreal let devs pick the version: DX11 is stable, DX12 unlocks advanced features like ray tracing, Nanite, and Lumen but needs careful optimization, while older DX versions are obsolete. In UE5, switching DirectX is easy, but DX11 loses advanced visuals. Ray tracing itself is light unless poorly coded; FPS drops usually come from dev mistakes, not the API. Outer Worlds 2 forces DX12, barely improves visuals with ray tracing, and Very High graphics cost huge FPS. Many devs underuse UE5’s optimization tools like LOD, culling, scalable presets, and profiling. Using engine helpers or expert guidance isn’t weakness—it’s smart because modern AAA games are massive. UE6 will build on UE5, improving CPU/GPU scaling, LOD, culling, DX12/ray tracing, and workflow. Microsoft will likely evolve DirectX beyond 12, possibly DX13, with better ray tracing and memory management. Unity is also evolving: Unity 6 adds better rendering and DX12 ray tracing, while Unity 7 aims for UE5-level graphics with large-world streaming, high-fidelity lighting, and generative AI. Overall, future engines and APIs will allow high-quality visuals without huge performance costs, but success depends on using the available tools and optimizing properly. The trend is inevitable: advanced engines, smarter APIs, bigger worlds, and graphics that push hardware while remaining manageable.

[humble iris]

thats alot of text

i dont want to read it

[buoyant ravine]

its no great gatsby

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[buoyant ravine]

fucking goldfish attention span

[humble iris]

Yeah

You got a problem with that

[buoyant ravine]

you kids need to learn how to read

[twilit escarp]

viscious dick stab

[humble iris]

Im reading this right now

Wdym

[buoyant ravine]

goober im just gonna say it your like 8 years old have you seen your bio

[humble iris]

Yeah thats been there for years

Good catch though

[twilit escarp]

"6 7, 6-7"

you've got 6 or 7 seconds left to live you little fucking crotch goblin

[buoyant ravine]

i hope your pillows are hot on both sides on a hot night for the rest of your life

[soft osprey]

Holy yap

[twilit escarp]

I hope your feet are always too hot or too cold

[humble iris]

see this guy gets it

[buoyant ravine]

that would be the dream it already is

[supple ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185589058177609809/1311280368372027412/IMG_4339.gif

[twilit escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-face-lick-nose-gif-11424629

[soft osprey]

First, Yes absolutely. BUT that is a lot of words for someone to read who probably doesn’t care enough to think about what you’re saying

[twilit escarp]

oop, didn't realise moai was here

[supple ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881963974747361310/1377296819280810075/Show_this_man_202505272248-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[twilit escarp]

sorry moai

[buoyant ravine]

some douchebags wont even dedicate 10 minutes of their life to read my predictions in gaming evolution

[soft osprey]

WOW

[twilit escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[humble iris]

why would i dedicate 10 minutes to some prediction you made!!

i dont even know who you are!!!

i could do alot of things in 10 minutes

[soft osprey]

okay im gonna say it now. Nobody cares and nobody wants to read an essay about your prediction

[humble iris]

like

uhhhhh

[soft osprey]

There I said it

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[soft osprey]

The blunt truth

[humble iris]

took the words right outta my mouth!

[twilit escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/you-know-what-i'm-about-to-say-it-i-don't-care-that-you-broke-your-elbow-meme-orange-shirt-school-gif-8967925382249236151

[soft osprey]

Come back with an essay on Willies feet and we’ll talk

[buoyant ravine]

i can take the bitter truth i know no one wants to read it but goddamn this fucking world needs to get their ipads taken away. if asian education is killing students then american education is making students more dumb

[soft osprey]

Sir this is a Wendy’s

[buoyant ravine]

why the hell is there immature kids in this server

[soft osprey]

Why the hell are there so many pretentious dudes who think people need to hear their opinions

[twilit escarp]

Brother, it's not just about Ipads, spouting technobable that could come straight from a copypasta as a way to get your point across is neither effective nor convincing

[buoyant ravine]

im way older than 75% of yall. hopefully. 75% is a big number

[humble iris]

"i can take the bitter truth" but you call us immature for telling the bitter truth

ok yeah that makes sense

[ivory spruce]

i feel like this is getting a bit political

[buoyant ravine]

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET TECHNOBLADE FROM GAMING EVOLUTION!?

[soft osprey]

Blah blah blah

[humble iris]

how could you not!!

clearly someone needs to modify their prediction

[buoyant ravine]

because my predictions have nothing to do with technoblade

[soft osprey]

I hate people with a superiority complex except for when it’s me

[humble iris]

yeah it does

i skimmed for 2 seconds and there were enough letters in there to spell technoblade 2.5 times

[ivory spruce]

and hes gone

nevermind

[humble iris]

he is not gone

[buoyant ravine]

im just gonna say it

[humble iris]

it is not show and tell do not say it

[soft osprey]

Say it

I think I’ll laugh

[signal wedge]

Are you making fun of Easter

Please continue

[soft osprey]

Uh oh the fun police is here

[humble iris]

😭

Bud ... .

Ok ur joking because you always joke around

Not falling for....

[soft osprey]

No, I can’t handle the bitter truth. Ive told everyone I have a fragile ego

[signal wedge]

I did not read any context

[humble iris]

its ok we dont know how to read

WE dont know

[signal wedge]

What

[twilit escarp]

because that much punctuation and that many acronyms crammed into one paragraph is designed for one particular niche and that's corporate reports designed to make you look smarter because your bosses can't keep up with it and just nod their heads and go along with it.

If you wanted a discourse you could have reduced the entire thing by a factor of 10 and still gotten your point across effectively, what you did was write something that makes you look smart, that no one outside of overtly anal and autistic tech and development niches would ever engage with and then got upset that people weren't engaging.

[signal wedge]

HOLY YAP

[humble iris]

this guy is taking a long time to say his thing

[soft osprey]

Pretty sure it was chat gpt

[humble iris]

@buoyant ravine hurry up my goldfish attention span is getting bored of you

[soft osprey]

But also

[twilit escarp]

would not be surprised.

[ivory spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1225882003002491001/1335633950802055289/IMG_5574.gif

[soft osprey]

Spot on

[weak osprey]

Blunt damage is my language

[soft osprey]

Thats not a language Thats a physical type of harm

[buoyant ravine]

Your profile picture tells who you are most of the time. The fact y'all are ganging up on me tells me you are nothing but 7-year-olds on your NASA-ass computers addicted to Fortnite and Roblox, and y'all get all F's in school and couldn't give a shit less, and your attention span is less than fucking thin air, but even thin air would have dedicated more attention to a prediction than y'all have ever fucking done.

[humble iris]

some of these people here arent even in school anymore 😭

[weak osprey]

[signal wedge]

New copypasta

[soft osprey]

Bro genuinely nobody cares about your robot wanna be smart comments

[ivory spruce]

what does school have to do with this

[buoyant ravine]

i aint using chatgpt this comes from something called a brain

[twilit escarp]

this mofo knows the chemical composition of grass but has never once touched it.

[soft osprey]

Youre just coming across as a pretentious ass in a fucking video game discord

[buoyant ravine]

which is what you people seem to lack

[soft osprey]

Nobody gives a shit

[weak osprey]

Blud stop using these overly long sentences

[humble iris]

@buoyant ravine what does my pfp tell you

[weak osprey]

Nobody ain't gonna read all tha

[ivory spruce]

that its a 3d render

[humble iris]

can you interpret my future with a crystal ball

[buoyant ravine]

you know damn well what

[humble iris]

i dont

[soft osprey]

Thats hes so much smarter and better than you obviously

[humble iris]

use your crystal ball

[soft osprey]

And so much more mature

[humble iris]

Your right...

Ive been Defeated...

Maturity

[soft osprey]

You’re*

god I just destroyed you

I think he’ll be impressed now

[humble iris]

Ok pal.........

[soft osprey]

Did you see I corrected his spelling mistake!

I am very smart like you

[humble iris]

Your his apprentice

[soft osprey]

You’re*

[humble iris]

Where's your period?

[soft osprey]

Im a male

[humble iris]

No punctuation?

[buoyant ravine]

My PFP is a standard picture from google. i just google Military Dude and i found this picture and liked it and used remove.bg and thats how i became Your Average Military Dude. well also my dad was in the Air Force and hes still kicking ass today

[weak osprey]

who cares?

[soft osprey]

Thanks for always coming through with your voice acting

[ivory spruce]

thats preety cool i suppose

[weak osprey]

well alright

[soft osprey]

I enjoy that you changed into a Scottish person randomly

[twilit escarp]

You have a roblox account linked to your fucking discord profile and seem to regularly listen to linkin park, if you aren't 12 you peaked in highschool and that was 20 years ago.

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-he-is-already-dead-stop-gif-5552043

[humble iris]

Fellas...

Look at the number...

How much games ?

[soft osprey]

Oh my god

[signal wedge]

I should be hired

[twilit escarp]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[buoyant ravine]

i play games like Ragdoll engine but mostly to hang out and play music

[soft osprey]

His career is absolutely over

[signal wedge]

67

[soft osprey]

“I only read playboy for the ads” type shit

[humble iris]

i couldnt say this 😡

[weak osprey]

me too

[signal wedge]

I am simply better than you

[humble iris]

for now pal..

[signal wedge]

(not true)

[twilit escarp]

so you diss on people that play roblox for being immature and then claim to use it to "hang out"... Brother, you can throw your shovel out from that hole you've dug, it's deep enough

[buoyant ravine]

I like KoRn. something yall probably think is emo metal

[humble iris]

trouble in terrorist town

[weak osprey]

trouble in terrorist town

Peak gamemodr

[humble iris]

i said it first

im better

[signal wedge]

Green goober did say it first

[weak osprey]

He is too hypocritical

[soft osprey]

Okay okay now you went one step too far, and it’s obvious Youre baiting now so the fun is over

[signal wedge]

I used to watch seananners play it

[soft osprey]

Mr sark

Was my favorite YouTuber for a long while

[signal wedge]

And I think uberhaxornova did too

[buoyant ravine]

i aint baiting i just really like KoRn honestly one of my favorite bands aside from Linkin Park

i tend to move on from beef fast

yeh i know i type too fast

[soft osprey]

Bro started his own beef until he decided it was time to move on

Admirable

[weak osprey]

True gentleman indeed

[twilit escarp]

I just wish that people who have such an immaculate talent for bullshit would use it to do something productive, like enter politics.

[weak osprey]

How respectable

[buoyant ravine]

I wouldnt say asian education is killing students and american education is making students dumber not politics. its most likely a fact that the system tries to deny

[soft osprey]

Did you just say…POLITICS

in MY SERVER

[twilit escarp]

FORGIVE ME MOAI I MEANT IT IN JEST

[buoyant ravine]

you dont own this server

[twilit escarp]

can we server mute this fuckin' goober now?

[humble iris]

yes he does

[soft osprey]

You’re a blast at parties aren’t you

[soft osprey]

You’re*

[humble iris]

Your*

[buoyant ravine]

I think Frank owns the server

[soft osprey]

Sorry I was so sure you were gonna do it again

[humble iris]

Yeah that's his name

His real name is Frank

[soft osprey]

You’re right! Bravo my good man

🙏

[weak osprey]

Frank Horrigan

[buoyant ravine]

goober please stop riding it

[humble iris]

Riding what

Hmmm

[buoyant ravine]

you know damn well what i mean

[twilit escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-horrigan-fallout-fallout-2-enclave-super-mutant-gif-2302432039345040351

[humble iris]

I don't

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[ivory spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/854848337055842354/1394859948025970768/togif.gif

[soft osprey]

He wants you to stop riding your bike all over town

It’s a nuisance

[twilit escarp]

sorry my bad, my mum got out again.

[humble iris]

ohhh

[buoyant ravine]

I didnt realize the gore system was this detailed

[weak osprey]

Hmmmm what does this pic show, my internet is pretty caca

[humble iris]

yeah dw @buoyant ravine ill stop

[soft osprey]

Dont explain it

It’s funnier that way

[soft osprey]

Leave them wondering

[twilit escarp]

I really need that fucking money but for legal reasons I can't.

[soft osprey]

Following laws is how you stay poor

[buoyant ravine]

but then youll be getting shanked in prison

its the bitter truth

unless your able to avoid the cops

[twilit escarp]

you're*

[soft osprey]

Ha

[split pulsar]

holding the hand of an opponent in dying after an accidental neck shot

[buoyant ravine]

a new Face Of Anarchy song just announced

[pseudo ferry]

When this people going to patch this game, my game crash everytime😭

[humble iris]

lower blood

all the way down

[buoyant ravine]

i love Face Of Anarchy an underrated band

[broken arrow]

Get more ram

[pseudo ferry]

But low blood make the game boring

[broken arrow]

Download more ram online for free

[humble iris]

would you rather play the game or not

[split pulsar]

half an eye for two eyes

[pseudo ferry]

i have 32gb😭 🙏

[broken arrow]

Zamn I'm on a 2060 with 32gb and run it on cinematic with whatever gore I want

[pseudo ferry]

i have 32 gb ram. rtx 4060 and ryzen 5 5600x and my game crash😭 🙏

[broken arrow]

LMAO dude that's crazy

[split pulsar]

hammer

[broken arrow]

Idk how but I've legit never had a the game crash since like the old old play test

[pseudo ferry]

I run the game in high graphics, sometimes my fps go extremely down, like 120 to 30😭 🙏

[worn goblet]

bro i can barely run it at medium😭😭

[pseudo ferry]

This game need a patch fr

[worn goblet]

i want a workshop to be added so i can hit people with a sledgehammer

and wear a party hat

[pseudo ferry]

t

There is not release day yet?

[worn goblet]

will there be a workshop?

[soft osprey]

Before the end of the year

[pseudo ferry]

My game crash everytime i try to kill the Baron

[buoyant ravine]

Its not the graphics its a physics problem. you notice why your games crashing in both dx11 and dx12? its not graphics its the physics handling. its not meant to send enemies flying which causes the game to crash. fps doesn drop during physics problem

[soft osprey]

Turn off blood as suggested

[worn goblet]

how come as soon as i beat the farmers my frame rate drops a lot

[buoyant ravine]

nope blood has nothing to do with it. the blood only hits fps not crashing game

[worn goblet]

in abyss

[soft osprey]

How are you gonna tell me lol

Yes it’s blood

[buoyant ravine]

cpu problem. update your drivers

[mental kelp]

The literal devs said it brah

[soft osprey]

You can read about it in #updates

[pseudo ferry]

How i update my cpu?

[buoyant ravine]

i play on epic graphics setting dx11 with gore and blood turned up to the max and it only hits fps. i use half sword enhancer and i send enemies flying but when they ragdoll the game turns to a full on clusterfuck and crashes

[soft osprey]

Remember when I said about pretentious know it alls as per the game devs themselves, blood causes crashes. If you are crashing in game, 9/10 it is blood related. ESPECIALLY for the baron fight

[buoyant ravine]

your gpu drivers. i dont know how to updates cpu drivers. check the makers website

[soft osprey]

Again go read about it in #updates

[pseudo ferry]

Using dx11 is like playing on a Nintendo Switch😭 🙏

[pseudo ferry]

My gpu is already updated

[soft osprey]

Because that is not the problem you are having but I’m not gonna say it a million times. You’ll figure it out

[worn goblet]

is pchelpsoft.com trustworthy if updating drivers?

[buoyant ravine]

i made a video proving its a physics problem

[worn goblet]

pls i need to know

[soft osprey]

Dude. Just go read #updates

Just go read it please

[mental kelp]

Nobody is trusting u bro

[soft osprey]

Crazy work

[pseudo ferry]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHA

[soft osprey]

It is what it is

Yall do you

[worn goblet]

guys?

[soft osprey]

Good luck

[worn goblet]

is pchelpsoft.com trustworthy

[pseudo ferry]

ask chatgpt

[blazing halo]

when did they add those crawling npcs bro
i just chopped a guy leg and he started crawling to me

[buoyant ravine]

it came out in 5/22/25 way before the latest update which fixed most of it

[soft osprey]

I am a moderator here. Ive been here for years. You are objectively wrong. The crashes are caused by the blood. There is no argument to be had

Youre literally just arguing against fact

[pseudo ferry]

So if i reduce blood, my game is not going to crash anymore?

[soft osprey]

If it is it’s working

[soft osprey]

I genuinely don’t want to have to say this another ten times before yall listen

Turn off blood.

[pseudo ferry]

I´ll do it, let me see if it works

[soft osprey]

Ultimate challenge

Has no fence

Beyond that it’s always there

[pseudo ferry]

Thank you x1

x2**

[soft osprey]

I hate this so much

[pseudo ferry]

Where u guys from??

Yo soy de Costa Rica

[soft osprey]

I like that you specified it’s the Argentina in South America

[buoyant ravine]

heres more proof

[pseudo ferry]

Saluditos

[soft osprey]

Ok im gonna just ignore you now

[mental kelp]

There is not only one solution to a problem; the most common of them is that the blood causes it. The physics going wild can do it too-but is not the most common-and also completely unfixable by the players, so it is safer to recommend turning off blood.

[soft osprey]

I fall for rage bait too easily

[pseudo ferry]

The video dont charge🙏

[worn goblet]

happens to the best of us

[pseudo ferry]

Are u playing on dx12?

[soft osprey]

It also doesn’t help when hes using a mod that specifically allows you to fuck with the physics, to somehow try to prove blood is not the issue

[mental kelp]

Yes I was just going to say

You have to prove it in a control environment

[wheat leaf]

Bloods causing all the problems? Not the crips?

[worn goblet]

what’s the best dx?

11 or 12

[pseudo ferry]

12

[nimble cypress]

big 7 something application idek anymore dude

[soft osprey]

12 for looks 11 for stability

Though in theory 12 is supposed to be more stable

But it’s not

[pseudo ferry]

If u want to see good looking for the game ofc

[worn goblet]

ok

is there a good res to be on or does it depend on the laptop?

[soft osprey]

Depends on the monitor/laptop

[pseudo ferry]

Dude how do you play this game on your laptop????????😭

[worn goblet]

yes

[wheat leaf]

I’d recommend waiting a lil bit longer before initiating the attack from bind, didn’t let yourself get just that lil bit closer that you’d need for a 1 hit

[soft osprey]

HS7 but really it’s 8, clueless just likes leaving me out

[nimble cypress]

it was honestly just a fluke that i parried him, disarmed him, AND killed him that quickly, and sith such precision

[nimble cypress]

actually its 9 im in there too 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[wheat leaf]

Very similar move

[stuck epoch]

[nimble cypress]

woahhhhh

[nimble cypress]

hey i exist

[mental kelp]

Hs9 cause Sam of Saturn is tuff

[nimble cypress]

hs10 cause me

😎😎😎😎😎

[wheat leaf]

Its a bit riskier to hold it that far to the left during a bind but you get way more momentum to blow past their weapon and strike

[nimble cypress]

also sorry for 30 fps footage......... xbox game bar replays are not great..........

[soft osprey]

Willie is a bad bitch

[nimble cypress]

wait whats a bind

im just using (what i think is) a low guard

[wheat leaf]

Sustained contact with the enemies weapon

Think like Star Wars how they hold the lightsabers against each other all dramatically

That’s a bad example of realistic binding, but it’s still a bind

[nimble cypress]

ohh

[wheat leaf]

Or how rapier fencers tend to always try and keep even slightly contact on the enemies blade

[nimble cypress]

okay okay

hi

[wheat leaf]

I’m trying to learn how to get better at binds, it’s tricky in this game for sure

[timber pilot]

get rotated idiot

[nimble cypress]

im trying to just get better in general

but more specifically at poleaxe

[wheat leaf]

Real

Poleaxe is best weapon

[nimble cypress]

true true

look i drew it (and other things) on the back of a one pager for my government class

hands dont look great but ignore that

[wheat leaf]

take that governement, cool weapons

[nimble cypress]

oh my god the dagger is backwards

FUCK

[signal wedge]

Bro that's uh

[nimble cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-tuff-seng-gif-3387784384922472211

https://tenor.com/view/postal-dude-postal-2-postal-running-with-scissors-dancing-gif-9799974572934943760

[nimble cypress]

i LOVE this gif

i cannot get enough of it

i send it everywhrre

[soft osprey]

Your government class teacher could learn a thing or two from you

[timber pilot]

get beheaded idiot

[wheat leaf]

my advice is consider trying to utilize all faces of the weapon, the good part of the high tier poleaxe is that every side is a point, blade, or bludgeon,

[buoyant ravine]

physics problem not blood

[wheat leaf]

cap

off the perc

positively buggin, even

[buoyant ravine]

the crashing its physics not the blood

[nimble cypress]

i cant wait for my ipad to be charged so i can draw my fantasy wordl map

hehehehehehe

heres the current full list of the history (i pretend some historian guy went through like thousands of books and pieced together the history)

you will see the map hopefully soon

but this is hopefully what ill be basing it off of

[snow socket]

HI

HI

HI

HI]

\HI

HIO

UHJIOK][;L[

'L';';'

;'';'/;

[buoyant ravine]

this is all the proof i got for now

[timber pilot]

world created and immediately a world war happens 31 years later 🥀

[soft osprey]

Wow it took all of 4 years for a country to go from revolution, to empire, to total splinter

[nimble cypress]

WOW THANKS

[timber pilot]

not even a generation has passed

[snow socket]

fuckers

[nimble cypress]

no history was recorded except for weather between those years, but historians speculate that the modern homosapien moved into the plot of land, created kingdoms, and had a discourse over who geys what land

[soft osprey]

Hey! Im gonna put you in the corner if you try to start drama again

[nimble cypress]

through what years

[granite basin]

out of curiosity is thee gonna be a new button where u can mordhau

[snow socket]

https://tenor.com/view/wednesday-hump-day-gif-12542327371528019278

[buoyant ravine]

sorry pal yall kept saying i was wrong

[timber pilot]

oh so it's more of a colonization of a newly discovered land?

[soft osprey]

You are wrong, kindly shut up

Thanks bud

[buoyant ravine]

i have the proof its physics

i made 3 videos about it

[nimble cypress]

yeah

[buoyant ravine]

i put the videos here in discord

[nimble cypress]

what

guys this isnt about half seord

wait my thing isnt either

[soft osprey]

Im gonna say this one more time before muting you for continuing drama. The issue for crashes 99% of the time is blood. Just as the devs themselves have stated in #updates
I suggest you go read that, before you continue with any discussion related.

[mental kelp]

This is not further proof. You are missing context and comprehension of this post: The update post is saying that these are the things they have addressed in the patch, and then separately that the fatal error issue caused by blood is still in occurrence. It doesn’t disprove anything about it

[nimble cypress]

nevermind im being hypocritical

[nimble cypress]

tf is alvin blabbering about

[buoyant ravine]

i already read it

but fine ill shut up

[nimble cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-halfblord-gif-18136212022161140938

cant read rhat either

[soft osprey]

Great you read it so you know Youre wrong finally! We can move on thank you

[buoyant ravine]

it may have been blood before but im convinced it isnt

[small glen]

Angry Moai is scary

[soft osprey]

Just wait till you see me with a fedora

[small glen]

Stfu isn't a language in your vocabulary ig

[buoyant ravine]

ill stop talking it about it i promise just after i post the trilogy

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-moderation-ban-mod-ban-gif-9351874248631360646

[mental kelp]

They haven’t changed the plugin yet so

[small glen]

Is it worst?

[soft osprey]

No im actually just shitty and evil always

[small glen]

It magically gets worst according to people

[buoyant ravine]

yet they modified it

[small glen]

How

[buoyant ravine]

blood still causes crashes its just not as common

ok im gonna stop talking about it now

[granite basin]

also is there aa waay to help the wonky physics after a few games

[soft osprey]

God I hate this trend

[small glen]

Make willie do it

[buoyant ravine]

i aint even heard of this trend

[jolly nexus]

god i love this trend

[soft osprey]

Close enough

[soft osprey]

You guys wanna see some new early access footage

Sneak peak

[jolly nexus]

no

[buoyant ravine]

hmmm sure

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/oops-shocked-seriously-omg-tremors3-gif-22329296

[buoyant ravine]

ehhhh had a feeling

after all your just a modteam. not a full on dev. maybe

[soft osprey]

You will never recover

[buoyant ravine]

nah i love gore

[buoyant ravine]

thats taken differently out of context what i just said there

[jolly nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1213115979777839146/1432763603081105570/ezgif.com-optimize_6.gif

[small glen]

This leak is gas

[buoyant ravine]

i hate that song

[wheat leaf]

off the goofy goober pills doud

[buoyant ravine]

THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!?

[wheat leaf]

wouldnt you like to know

[buoyant ravine]

oh shit i didnt read what you were replying to

[soft osprey]

The best thread in halfcord

#1306038290968739870

Second best

[wheat leaf]

Ai willie edits make my day

[buoyant ravine]

alright heres the trilogy

[soft osprey]

Wrong one

[buoyant ravine]

sorry about quality im not paying for fucking nitro

[buoyant ravine]

how do you make an ai willie edit

i know how to make ai edits but what the fuck do i do for a willie edit

[wheat leaf]

add willie

[buoyant ravine]

how would i add willie

[wheat leaf]

add willie

[buoyant ravine]

HOW!?

[soft osprey]

Those two were made by our great meme manager and streamer @wind charm
Im not sure how he made them but theyre the best ones. The others used some software

[slow badge]

Add willie

[soft osprey]

Viggle or something

[buoyant ravine]

fucks sake i cant ask for shit without getting rage baited

[wheat leaf]

german pronunciation of wiggle

[wheat leaf]

sometimes ill run willie through the snapchat AI filters, its kinda funny

Look at this creep

looks like frank gallagar dude

[soft osprey]

Thats

Something

Thats for sure

He looks like chimp Willie

With a mix of that one actor

William Macy

[wheat leaf]

thats who i mean lmao he played frank gallager

[prisma stag]

I've collected all of them

[wheat leaf]

This one was kinda funny too

jibber jabber aside from halfsword

[soft osprey]

General chatting. Sort of like what we are doing here right now, wrongly

[prisma stag]

You take the discord out of this channel and mulitply by 10

[wheat leaf]

yknow like what we do in halfsword chat

[soft osprey]

We should be in general

[wheat leaf]

im right where i belong

[soft osprey]

For some reason everyone’s been doing it here lately

For the last month or two halfsword chat has been more active than general, which is new

[prisma stag]

Because general channel is crine

[soft osprey]

Idk if I can do it here

No I can’t

[wheat leaf]

for the last two months ol' game seer has had us by the balls man

cuh.

[soft osprey]

Activity has been dropping off though

Let’s go early access damnit

[wheat leaf]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING THE HYPE HAS PEAKED ALREADY, they needa release soon lmao

[soft osprey]

When the demo update was supposed to come we were back up to like 80k messages in both channels
Early access is gonna be crazy in here

[wheat leaf]

slowmode.. yippeeeee

[soft osprey]

Wreak havoc

[wheat leaf]

reek havoc

[soft osprey]

Freak havoc

[prisma stag]

It was bad even in the blood update PRE-april-fous

[buoyant ravine]

homie are you fucking saying that this game is gonna blow up on launch day

[soft osprey]

Yes ofc

[wheat leaf]

ill take that as permission

[buoyant ravine]

good this games kick ass. better than silksong

[soft osprey]

Halfsword is in the top ten wishlisted as of last week

[buoyant ravine]

is it gonna be like $25 when it comes out or when its pre-orders launch

[soft osprey]

Price is still TBD, so I can’t give you anything really. I’ll just say, a while back a community poll was done by mcwonderbeast and most people voted for $20, and we know pricing will be “indie game” range.

[wheat leaf]

the wishlist thing is cool n all its good to recognize that kinda success, but on the flipside its just a hurray for the sheer amount of people that have not much better to do but wait

[soft osprey]

So the community, wants around $20

How much the devs consider that, idk

[buoyant ravine]

so around $35 to $20

[wheat leaf]

they'll be rich no matter if they charge 20 or 30 lmao

ts gonna set them up for life

[soft osprey]

I’d imagine it’s going to do very well

[buoyant ravine]

this is what happens when you make a good game

[wheat leaf]

exactly

[buoyant ravine]

silksong took 7 years which is insane considering that game is lowkey ass but this game is planning to be released in 2026 or late 2025

[soft osprey]

Halfsword fills a niche in gaming, it’s unique

[wheat leaf]

not some game that makes money cause it has an established decade-long lineage able to call itself Triple A, seems like a legit passion project to fill a gap in gaming nobody else could do right

[soft osprey]

And it does it very well

[buoyant ravine]

also the devs got death very right. the death rattle at the end the adrenline surge when near death and the body rising when its about to die than the death rattle is extremly brutal and I FUCKING LOVE IT!

[steep wharf]

Can modding Half Sword mess up something with your computer?

[wheat leaf]

for HOW niche it is its doing extremely well, like hellish quart didnt seem to even come close, mordhau and chiv 2 fell off fairly fast or lost interest from the devs

for honor- well i dont think anyone knows why that game is still going as strong as it is

miserable game

[soft osprey]

Like downloading mods from nexus? No not unless you purposely try to mess up your computer.

[small glen]

i am going to make some stupid AI slop halfsword stuff, and you will never stop me

[soft osprey]

Do it for #1306038290968739870

It’s in a dry spell

[buoyant ravine]

what kinda dumb question is that no it wont unless you got it from a sexy video website than i am here to give you the bitter truth. your pc is cooked unless you got bitdefender

[steep wharf]

sorry 'm just a person who's really anxious about their computer failing

[wheat leaf]

its real man there ARE hot willies in my area

[soft osprey]

Well is there a reason you have to believe something is wrong with your computer? Or are you asking before you try modding

[buoyant ravine]

it aint gonna fail pal. just get bitdefender and youll be fine. trust me you need bitdefender if your gonna get mods from other places aside from nexus. also you need bitdefender if your gonna pirate

[wheat leaf]

unless you like made the halfsword root folder in the same folder as your core windows processes it should be chill no matter what happens

[soft osprey]

Piracy is wrong, we don’t do piracy here

😡

[buoyant ravine]

i wont pirate half sword

[soft osprey]

I believe you

[wheat leaf]

if its over 3 dollars im pirating

[steep wharf]

I mean I don't know if there's an internal issue but my wallpaper on wallpaper engine kept freezing up

[wheat leaf]

money's tight this lifetime i dont got a choice

[soft osprey]

No piracy talk though fr or im calling the fbi

[wheat leaf]

kinda looks like he laying in a bunch of baked beans

[soft osprey]

and the cia

And the park rangers

[wheat leaf]

woah man not the park rangers

[soft osprey]

They’ll make you touch grass

[quaint ingot]

I won then died

[wheat leaf]

i learned my lesson ill never do it again

ANYTHING BUT THAT

[steep wharf]

I'm kinda sad without my wallpaper engine

[quaint ingot]

well I’m not living this one

[soft osprey]

Such a majestic Celtic warrior

[quaint ingot]

well this is now my loadout

[wheat leaf]

reminds me of the time i tried to save loadout in gauntlet, idk if its an anti-cheat kinda thing or a glitch but pay attention to the loadout

[small glen]

sent, give me a ranking on Linked in

[nimble cypress]

thats pushing it i think

[supple ember]

Guys halfsword is releasing tmr.

[celest river]

torpedo

[supple ember]

Let’s all agree that we believe it is coming tmr

[celest river]

the full game?

[supple ember]

EA! Are you excited?

Like 50%

[dawn holly]

Pretty awesome sauce honestly

[supple ember]

Yes so excited for tomorrow.

[dawn holly]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1269225870749335614/1386477607784157214/image0.gif

[celest river]

please let it not be insert drawn character and rectangle dialouge for the entire story mode

[dawn holly]

😔

I’m pretty sure there’s a merchant

Where we upgrade and buy stuff

[celest river]

if this game is optomized enough, im wanting to be able to walk through a market and fight people

what time is this game based around

[dawn holly]

1450’s if I’m not mistaken

[celest river]

aah

i was thinking maybe they could have Danish hairstyles]

but different period

[soft osprey]

1470’s

[dawn holly]

Well, I’m quite sure I saw a bowl cut in one of the Next Fest things

[supple ember]

I believe it’s like 1410-1412ish. Sometime early 15th century, in Frankenburg which could mean Upper Austria.

[supple ember]

Your wrong maybe

[mental kelp]

You’re*

[soft osprey]

It’s 1470’s HRE, Bavaria more specifically afaik

[dawn holly]

I mean, it says on the steam page

[supple ember]

Or I am wrong

[supple ember]

Your*

[mental kelp]

Upper Hesse I think

[dawn holly]

Never mind

It just says 15th century

[soft osprey]

I am literally never wrong about anything and if you ever hear I was, theyre lying

[celest river]

I wondered why my gpu at 80c but its cuz my cat was laying on it

[soft osprey]

It’s 1470’s HRE

😡

[supple ember]

You are wrong sometimes

[soft osprey]

Ive never been wrong in my life

Don’t accuse me

Thats offensive

My ego is fragile

[celest river]

multiplayer mode is real

[supple ember]

It is set around 1900s

[dawn holly]

Frankenberg

[supple ember]

You have

[dawn holly]

Is

[supple ember]

Brotha

[dawn holly]

Was not in the HRE

[soft osprey]

Frankenburg is willies birthplace

[celest river]

https://tenor.com/view/amba-mas-amba-ambatukam-gif-16955413997560135341

[dawn holly]

A few of the maps are in frankenberg

[soft osprey]

Listen buster

I KNOW

[supple ember]

Frankenburg Caslte was a real place in upper Austria near the Baravia Border I believe, so it’s probably based on that

[soft osprey]

Things

[dawn holly]

Oh do you

BUCKO

[soft osprey]

Yes I do

Pal

Im not wrong

Friend

[dawn holly]

AGREE

To

DISAGREE

[celest river]

Imagine a sort of king mode where you started on the throne with op stuff and its sort of like a wave gamemode similar to abyss but harder

and you have to hold your ground

[dawn holly]

😤

[dawn holly]

I’d like a mode where you play as a guard with other guard npcs and have to defend the castle from angry Willie peasants.

[unique lagoon]

Peasant revolt?

[soft osprey]

Okay I agree that Youre wrong and I disagree that im wrong. Im glad we understand each other that you are wrong and I am right

[dawn holly]

Appreciate it 🫂

[celest river]

apostrophe

sir

you're

[dawn holly]

Look at those glutes

[soft osprey]

I hope it’s good

I don’t know what clip this is

[dawn holly]

Yikes

[dawn holly]

He blinked

[celest river]

enhancer

i believe?

[supple ember]

I could beat you with eyes closed

[celest river]

kill all npc

[soft osprey]

I don’t remember any of these

[mental kelp]

Prob not even his clip he’s a poser

[unique lagoon]

Sending willies to the abyss be like:

[soft osprey]

Theyre not mine

I don’t have clips

I steal them

[celest river]

recorded on a mango '

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-phonk-gif-14425275783042427722

[soft osprey]

But I always have to be careful

Cause some of them are

Nsfw

[celest river]

there are spells in this game btw

[soft osprey]

People do interesting things with willie

[celest river]

windgardium leviosa

[humble bloom]

Sending the wrong half sword clip and getting banned.

[dawn holly]

interesting

[supple ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

[soft osprey]

Ha

Nah

[dawn holly]

🫩

[supple ember]

Willie yanking their Willie while Willie is watching

[unique lagoon]

Maidenless

[dawn holly]

Do you ever half sword it in half sword?

[supple ember]

Nah, gotta full sword mine

[dawn holly]

everybody watch out for mr full sword bread man 👨

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-well-forgetting-sarah-marshall-shrug-what-idk-gif-4807732518114937375

https://tenor.com/view/paradise-pd-ball-big-ball-energy-gif-19430747

[celest river]

only when im close up and get it behind their necks

[jolly oasis]

[dawn holly]

You do it on Willie’s neck?

[jolly oasis]

Add famale Willi

[dawn holly]

Wilma

[jolly oasis]

[soft osprey]

No

[jolly oasis]

Why not

[soft osprey]

Because

Historical accuracy and

People are weird

[dawn holly]

I mean

[jolly oasis]

Just don't add workshop

[silk radish]

Why can nobody count past 66

[soft osprey]

Before I hear any counter arguments

[dawn holly]

You can still do silly things

[celest river]

CUZ SIX SEVENNN

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[soft osprey]

I was very close to mod abusing you

[jolly oasis]

A kind of workshop in the style of Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

[dawn holly]

That’s not fun

If there was a workshop, I’d prefer the kind on steam.

[clear vortex]

nobody ever talks about 68 smh

[dawn holly]

Because the numbers on either side are absolutely hysterical.

[soft osprey]

But then everyone talked about 69 forever

[jolly oasis]

Roughly what era is the game set in?

[dawn holly]

1400’s

[soft osprey]

1470’s to be more specific

[dawn holly]

Likely Frankenberg, Germany

[jolly oasis]

Tnks

[silk radish]

Why isn’t that in the brain rot museum?

[soft osprey]

It’s out of fashion

Nobody uses it anymore

[silk radish]

69

[soft osprey]

That was a trap I lied

Now I can get rid of you

[nimble cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/akathedevil-listening-to-the-smiths-listening-to-the-smiths-morrisey-gif-998499460381838078

why is general so dead but this chat so alive

[dawn holly]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[silk radish]

Does anyone actually remember the answers to any of the Q&As

Or are people just gonna keep asking the same questions over and over again every time

[nimble cypress]

FUCK YOU THE SMITHS ARE AMAZING

[nimble cypress]

nope

theyre just gonna keep asking the same questions

lmao

[silk radish]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[dawn holly]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-dance-funny-monkey-meme-vids-gif-4402025404634376127

[jolly oasis]

I was about to complete the last level and my game crashed

[dawn holly]

Not high enough level

[nimble cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/serika-onoe-chaos-child-sciadv-gif-22476101

[nimble cypress]

turn off blood

[dawn holly]

I just reap the embarrassment

[jolly oasis]

I did it

My PC is a potato.

[nimble cypress]

real lmao

[jolly oasis]

[clear vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-corgan-smashing-pumpkins-90s-siamese-dream-disarm-gif-27294543

[silk radish]

It doesn’t matter what PC you have the ultimate challenge always crashes

[dawn holly]

All you can do is pray

[clear vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/thesmashingpumpkins-gif-5394479

greatest album of all time (OBJECTIVELY)

[jolly oasis]

My PC: +4 NPC's = 15 FPS

[dawn holly]

Pumpkin hater 🫵

[clear vortex]

i love smashing pumpkins

[jolly oasis]

[dawn holly]

Why I oughta

[jolly oasis]

Does anyone know when version 0.6 is coming out? Or are they already preparing the game's release?

😛

[silk radish]

The game is coming out in 2028

[dawn holly]

I think they’re preparing EA release very soon.

[celest river]

electronic arts

[jolly oasis]

[dawn holly]

Peculiar

[celest river]

i hope not

[jolly oasis]

[clear vortex]

hopefully faster than hl3

[silk radish]

Do you think they’re ever going to be able to do a chivalry2 kind of multiplayer game?

[dawn holly]

Like, first person pre animated attacks?

[silk radish]

No

[dawn holly]

Or just multiplayer in half sword?

[silk radish]

Mass multiplayer siege team objective

[dawn holly]

Do you want my house to burn down?

[jolly oasis]

Multiplayer cooperative or 1 vs 1 battles

[dawn holly]

It would be cool if we had large scale battles though.

They did say that multiplayer isn’t in their scope at the moment though

[silk radish]

I think if they did, you’d have to pay a subscription for their service

[dawn holly]

Mmmmm

I don’t know

They’d maybe have to up the price

But a subscription for an indie game is unlikely.

[silk radish]

Right now they’re just trying to make a silly sword fighting game

[dawn holly]

You forgot HISTORICALLY accurate

[silk radish]

They didn’t speak English in the medieval ages. They spoke old English, not accurate.

[dawn holly]

Technically Middle English, and Willie does use many period accurate phrases.

[subtle spear]

What’s with early access do we know it’s coming soon?

[jolly oasis]

What do you think about factions?, in the style of For Honor

[dawn holly]

I don’t like mathematics

[silk radish]

It would just be better for honor

[subtle spear]

Yeah I just see a lot of people speculating it’s soon but the only proof I’ve seen is the early access banner appearing on Steam is that it?

[jolly oasis]

Factions

[subtle spear]

I saw a lot of posts on Reddit and here that just today the early access banner appeared on the Steam

[silk radish]

I can’t wait to pay $40 for early access and then buy it again for $60

[dawn holly]

Worth it

[silk radish]

It’s so nice I’ll pay twice

[jolly oasis]

Add battle pass

[silk radish]

I wonder how that works in a group chat like does that mean that we can’t see each other’s messages or what?

[distant chasm]

2 months left for the game to drop early access, I can only hope it releases in november

[jolly oasis]

For 1200 WilliCoins

[distant chasm]

crossbow seems very fun and I cant wait to hit people over the head with it (surely with all this time they made things like shields and other blunt objects like the wooden shovel do damage)

The only time I kill anyone with the shovel is if I end up breaking their neck from the amount of times I smack them on the side of the head with it

Same thing with shields

[jolly oasis]

Is there a plan for a system where weapons or shields take damage, similar to how armor does?

[distant chasm]

cant wait for some willy to try to block my axe with his dingy arm shield

And it just goes through

[mental kelp]

All the lines are remade and even appear in different languages

[distant chasm]

surely with all the time and advancements between the demo and the early access release, itll be enough

To have these features

Im just glad dlss is getting added cause this game had god awful optimization

Albeit thats mostly due to the blood system

[jolly oasis]

Scuandral

😛

[quaint ingot]

why did I get put into the Willie feet chat

[distant chasm]

even with blood turned off, ultimate challenge is basically unfinishable unless you have 16gb of vram, 32gb of ram, a good cpu and anything above a 4070

I only finished it by making my game look like dirt with a super low resolution

[jolly oasis]

[quaint ingot]

I have 16gb of ram and did it just fine

[jolly oasis]

I have an RX580.....

[silk radish]

Chickens in half sword when?

[quaint ingot]

Not even sure what cpu I have

[jolly oasis]

[quaint ingot]

likely a 3050

What I use has 3 different cpus it can have