halfsword-chat-⚔

[timber topaz]

But im beggin

[humble iris]

Yes

[round stone]

see?

Green fart boi agrees

It was revealed to me.

Divine revelation

It's a good number, not too soon, not too far

[humble iris]

that was my number

i said that first

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/baki-the-grappler-mad-yujiro-hanma-angry-rage-gif-17449630

[timber topaz]

ww3 is gonna start the day before release

firs thing getting nuked is steams servers.

Then we can all blame north korea

[humble iris]

steam nuclear fallout fest!

[oak lance]

idk how u guys do ts so accurate i cant even stab i just miss

[timber topaz]

same

[humble iris]

its the effects of disconnecting yourself from the outside world

[deep shale]

holy crap
How?

[faint crater]

ultra hard

i get fps like that in small buhurt

sometimes brave stand depending on what tier

real

i'm assuming you have all your graphic settings on minimum?

turning blood down will also help

the gore settings are separate from the graphic settings i thought

anyway I was just tryna help

yes it does youre right

I guess your last options would be to clear caches, make sure drivers are up to date, clean pc, etc etc

[balmy wind]

landed my first parry even if it was in slow motion

so peak

yes

[wheat leaf]

He’s kinda got that 😏 look in his mouth

Two face type shit

[devout fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-doctor-freaky-gif-7807484460015619799

[wheat leaf]

Should have a stogie between them teeth

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[boreal path]

mr weakpoint

[wild ledge]

the ultimate challenge experience:
> spawn
> take 45 seconds trying to pick up the knife
> instantly one-tap the peasant but he spawned with a terrible weapon so you have to keep the knife
> get beaten to death by a mace in 3 headshots

[nimble cypress]

which is more important, grpahics, or fps?

[meager field]

what is your computer telling you

[deep shale]

balance of both

[wild ledge]

> reload
> do everything above but better
> die to the first 1v2 because the game is forbidden from locking on to the willie that is nearest to you and about to make your internal organs external

[nimble cypress]

at 1080p, lowest graphics, i get about 30 fps on the main menu

not a great experience

[wild ledge]

these are mine but my pc is beastly

I suggest medium graphics for most pcs but if yours is bad then you want readability and reaction time over everything else

[nimble cypress]

yeah 720p low settings about 60 fps

im using an igpu so im not sur[prised lmaooo

jesus fucking christ

[muted cliff]

I'm new here anyone know what mouse sensitivity setting is the best because all the people I see stream this seem like they have crazy control over their sword and I don't idk maybe I gotta get use to the controls more

[teal pier]

as low as possible @muted cliff , i have mine between the M and the o in Mouse sensitivity.

[muted cliff]

Ok thank you

and for throwing weapons for some reason whenever I try I just drop them any help on that?

[nimble cypress]

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY LET GO OF MY POLEAXE MID SWING AND KNOCKED A GUY OUT BY PUNCHING HIM LMAOIPOOOOOOOOOOO

[agile fog]

is anyone able to beat the very last fight? My game crashes every time

[nimble cypress]

turn off blood

settings > game > gore (i think)

[agile fog]

okay ill try thanks

[agile fog]

awesome that worked thanks

[nimble cypress]

yurt

new pfp

[wheat leaf]

polearm parries

[sand herald]

Got comfortable with poleaxe gameplay + spacing + movement

[wheat leaf]

dont mean to discredit you by any means but do you use speed/strength enhancers for that kinda power in a push or just well timed with a dodge forward?

[sand herald]

Nope, no speed/strength enhancers in that clip. I do play at a high FPS which tends to make physics jankier the higher it is, so I think that plays a role in some of my pushes having that kind of power

[wheat leaf]

yeah ive noticed that there is a pretty vague limit on weapon speed/power when applied correctly

impressive nonetheless, i find a thrust from that stance aims so well w polearms, ive done it dozens of times

not my best one but found a clip of the same thing

[edgy eagle]

How much fps u running?

[sand herald]

Around the 240ish range

[edgy eagle]

Damn what graphic settings?

[sand herald]

Dx11 medium for performance

[edgy eagle]

Oh

Can I ask what gpu u have

[sand herald]

Sure I have a 4070ti

[edgy eagle]

Nice I got a 4060ti usually running around 100-120 fps on high settings until I turn into a merciless tyrant dismembering every Willie I come across, and once that happens my fps goes to around 60 cause of all the blood on the ground

I came from a gtx 1060 so if I can have good graphics I'll prioritise that over fps

[restive barn]

liu qi

[edgy eagle]

A 1060 paired with an i5 2400S with 16gb ddr3 ram 😭

I was in hell

I had to wait 10-15 mins for it to boot up

And another 5 mins waiting for a browser to open

[rocky spire]

when is this dropping on ps5

[edgy eagle]

Prob later on in it's release

[rocky spire]

whens the release?

[edgy eagle]

The amount of optimization it would require for the ps5 would be insane

[edgy eagle]

Late November-early December apparently

[edgy eagle]

Like I would say it's probably 1 of the best games graphics wise when maxed out

The ps5 would be on a constant 30fps on fidelity which u guys are used to but I'm betting there will be fps drops

The controls would be weird too

Left analogue stick to move and right analogue stick for weapon movement. R2 right hand L2 left hand. L1 kick and R1 to sprint/dodge and then DPAD for switching weapons. Triangle for (I forgot what it's called) stabbing

That would probably be the best controls for controllers icl

Gunna have to whip out some claw method to stab

[wanton plume]

How does this AI know exactly when to swing when running at me to lodge his axe into my skull almost every time
I dont think it's as stupid as some think it is

[soft drift]

most useless armor ever😭

[celest river]

peak

are most people aware of how buggy it is to pull your sword back in after stabbing deep?

[devout fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-doctor-freaky-gif-7807484460015619799

[mental kelp]

Probs not

Fun though

[mental kelp]

I got launched back on the fence doing it once

[celest river]

he landed in the upper stands btw

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430787048264040569/23E9401.MP4?ex=690c2f47&is=690addc7&hm=49b462795bfdf2fb8cc802cdfbea420df564a59a5bc494d5e9e987ae3b72b937&

[mild zinc]

It's like the most common method to achieve flight.

[celest river]

For the npc at least

Cant forget about this one

[mild zinc]

Shoving a stabbing weapon into an NPC the right way causes them to become a working helicopter propeller

[celest river]

And with this glitch I also twisted someone’s arm backwards so they kept flying and shi

[signal laurel]

hey has anyone else experienced a bug where in the knight tier, the npc will get his hand stuck in my shoulder thingy (dont know what its called lol) and basically is just grabbing endlessly?

[celest river]

Do you do alt e?

[celest river]

No

[signal laurel]

ive had happen a couple times and did manage to grab a screenshot

[mild zinc]

Not too used to pressing alt so I don't usually use it. I also don't go for stabs much(except for the halfswording method)

[mild zinc]

Are you sure it's not the knight just grabbing onto you?

[signal laurel]

im not entirely sure - both times his hand was under the shoulder thing and he stayed grabbed for like a minute or two regardless of what i did

that was my first thought but because of how long he stays like that idk

[signal laurel]

mild headache

[serene tulip]

I'd say I'm well on my way to mastering 1 handed combat. It's quickly become one of my favorite playstyles, so many options and ways to beat down or hack apart

[distant chasm]

I wonder if they will add crossbow jamming

[serene tulip]

That perfect axe catch with an arming sword

[frail hamlet]

how do u delete images in the photo album?

[true onyx]

is it me or does the game eat 90% of my 4060 when on epic settings?

[distant chasm]

Expect it

The blood is very unoptimized and will be fixed on early access

[true onyx]

understood

[dark folio]

Probably because its on epic settings

[true onyx]

i mean... its 4060 and it aint gta6 im playing thats was my thought

[hallow urchin]

how did i never notice this before

[dark folio]

Idk

Its a cool feature though

[frail tendon]

new pc came in

Ryzen 7 9800X3D n RTX 5080

lets see if i can run halfsword on medium

[weak osprey]

run it on high

[frail tendon]

are you trying to burn my house down?

[weak osprey]

maybe?

Either fried PC or house

Could even be both

[frail tendon]

we'll find out ig

[weak osprey]

Les see

And find out

[vital perch]

alright well , i made another suggestion

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1435560495494201354

[karmic orchid]

i hate high resolution. if the card can run it well it shouldn't be hot.

bull shit mechanic

[edgy eagle]

😭

[edgy eagle]

Go on high settings instead of epic, I've got 4060ti and high runs nicely for me

[bold radish]

high and epic difference is much less than medium and high so if u cant handle epic go high

[cerulean fog]

my friend insists that the 3 buttons when you launch the game (those for the gore setting) are actually difficulty setting, which one is it cuz im sure its only for the gore

and i wanna prove him wrong

[normal urchin]

I mean you clearly see that the blood and gore setting changes depending on which preset you select

[prime karma]

Gore, but gore settings can influence difficulty somewhat. With high gore, a survivable hit can transform into a severed arm

[frosty hearth]

hey yall how do i block, kick and jab i see the ai doing it how do i?

[idle crane]

Kick is space and jab is double click. Blocking needs practice

[frosty hearth]

thanks

[prime karma]

You can also double click at the start of a fight, which will allow you to stab/jab at max range by just holding leftclick and pressing alt

[true onyx]

damn wth

[dark folio]

What

[dawn holly]

I have the same graphics card. It runs Epic graphics with DX12 selected at around 80 fps.

[true onyx]

why is this game so hard bro 💔

[frail tendon]

u got it brobro i believe

[true onyx]

like the

wielding

ykw i mean

its even hard to slash

[frail tendon]

yeah i think the cpu is coming in clutch, was able to run a cinematic buhart with acceptable frames

[frail tendon]

The best recommendation I can give is getting used to the mouse/hand movements with whatever weapons u use via the dummy

atleast to build a foundation

[dawn holly]

Cinematic does unfortunately run at a measly 20 fps during one on ones for me 😔

[frail tendon]

tho some of the polearms and axes are kinda whack with how they swing

yeah definitely think it's CPU heavy

considering its a physics game but then again

im not tooooo tech savvy so idk

[true onyx]

wdym

[dawn holly]

I am far from tech savvy

[frail tendon]

uhhhh u a Star Wars fan by chance?

idk how to explain without

sum nerdy reference

[true onyx]

not a fan

but have seen it

💔

[frail tendon]

fair enough

lets say you want to go from little boy swings to knightly elegant swipes slash n dashes

[true onyx]

never went past peasant

[true onyx]

yessir

[frail tendon]

you gotta start somewhere and the best way to start in my experience is figuring out how to get where i want to swing

typically when you go into your stance via left click, swiping horizontally will only hit like right below the neck ideally

if i remember right

but slightly move your mouse higher, and you'll cut some adams apples

[dark folio]

Family guy is funny

[frail tendon]

Maybe another way to put it is aim where you want to swing vertically, then swipe horizontally to get there

[true onyx]

hmm

[dark folio]

Why

[true onyx]

#halfsword-chat-⚔

🤔

[dark folio]

The general chat is evil

I dont like it

[sharp sky]

shu

[frail tendon]

one last thing if you understood all that @true onyx, you don't have to like "charge" up your attack to get a finishing blow

think of it like fencing, sorta

[true onyx]

ohhhhhh

[frail tendon]

light elegant movements will do more than enough

not too slow, but not too reckless

[true onyx]

i died on an instant

with the peasant fork

💔

[silk veldt]

Guys? Since when there is a early access banner on the Half sword steam site?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

[frosty hearth]

anyone else having a problem with weapons getting stuck in charicters

[silk veldt]

Okay this is new, steamdb site got also update recently

[true onyx]

im crashing out

[weak osprey]

Then chill the fuck out

[true onyx]

this game

is making me crash out

[weak osprey]

Then chill the fuck out

[true onyx]

can't

[weak osprey]

Let it all out on a willie

[hollow pond]

Wait no

[weak osprey]

Or just beat a willie

[sharp sky]

beating my willie

[weak osprey]

wait that sounds a bit wrong

[keen dock]

wheating my billie

[vagrant crater]

Landed the left hook of the century god damn

[nimble cypress]

last night i accidentally let go of my poleaxe right before swinging and i left hooked a guy to victory

[vagrant crater]

Damn

[true onyx]

A

[compact pond]

Any news when Early Juicy AHHhhhhh Access is coming??? :3

[true onyx]

me IRL would do better than the character of ours

[gusty flame]

half sword tommorow

[silk veldt]

Just that they add the ea banner for the steampage today.

[compact pond]

What

EA ??? supports Half Sword

[silk veldt]

early access

[dark folio]

No

[dark folio]

Its means early access

Dead chat

[fathom topaz]

Sune

[granite lily]

MY HALF SWORD IS AT FULL MAST

[round stone]

Tsk, tsk, tsk, Willie will need a bigger shield

[frosty hearth]

im crashing out over the in game camera has a mind of it own

[true onyx]

it was my first time going past peasant almost saw the boss

BUT GAME DIDNT WANT ME TO SEE THE BOSS

[round stone]

Hey! He actually got a bigger shield, but... 🥀

[hollow pond]

Tail guard is so effective against shields… AI just cannot block unterhaus

[unique lagoon]

Hmmm it would be interesting (did not see it yet) but did someone tried to pull off a Turtle Willie loadout?

Full body paves shield on the back and another one in your hand

[hollow pond]

Somebody in #1433564192799064094 used a shield on their back IIRC

But not in their offhand

[cinder stone]

I wanna buy my copy of half-sword already :c

When’s the darned thing coming ooout

[unique lagoon]

The other day i tried to dual wield greatswords

It was cool but it was a stamina killer

[weak osprey]

never

[round stone]

Imagine that

[vagrant crater]

https://tenor.com/view/antistasi-arma3-gif-15960330113837604590

[vagrant crater]

NOOOOO

😭

MY GIF DIDN'T SEND

[rapid pond]

I know the demo isnt getting an update buuuut

Keybinds being changable when

[round stone]

First dead spear user of today ✨

That attempt to finish him before getting the "win" message is 🔥

[round stone]

I'll dedicate to study the ways of countering the bow and crossbow users

[hollow pond]

Shields and zig zags!!!

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-gun-vs-sword-gun-sword-charlie-kelly-gif-6199169707495688805

[weak osprey]

Go ahead nobleman

[round stone]

They must feel so brave... so, secure, shooting from a far and safe distance

Well, not in my watch

[vagrant crater]

My favorite way to play the game is to box. How the hell am I supposed to beat them!? 😭

[weak osprey]

U got Shields

[round stone]

Punch the arrows

[vagrant crater]

Actually lemme just parry the arrows

[vagrant crater]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[weak osprey]

A true man

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[round stone]

Strongest spear user

Blud really tried to just charge straight forward 🥀

[weak osprey]

The skill is

[round stone]

Tail guard really works against shield users

[peak lava]

holy..

[weak osprey]

Best tricks I do against willers

[round stone]

You even tried to warn him with that taunt

"Hey away" or whatever he says in that taunt

Taking care of the shield user's shield ❤️ ✨

[peak lava]

Analyze ts

[round stone]

Gladly

Want me to rate it 1-10?

[peak lava]

sure

[round stone]

You were so cautious brother

Good timing, also you weren't cut

Nice clip

[peak lava]

I love half sword natural ground

where u gotta block n stuff in time

hints why i wasnt swinging blindly

[round stone]

Similar vibe, I slowly charged up that slice

[unique lagoon]

Gotta ask.

What's the earliest tier on which you can get the Greatsword? (Not counting Commoner Boss drop)

[peak lava]

oh damn nice

so what do ya rate it?

[solid totem]

bro is playing in the jungle

[round stone]

Personal rating: 📄

-Duration: 21 seconds, too long for my taste
-Blocks and parries: ✅
-Flawless: ✅
-Aditional comments: One strike, One head split

Considering 10/10 is the best clip ever in history, I give it a solid 8/10

[round stone]

Omg one of the big 7

[peak lava]

bro this auto block system they added is like the baine of my gameplay

it keeps knocking my damn sword out thw way

Please let this be removeable in the future

[sleek gull]

Over time, I learned to avoid it. There are things that will trigger it. Proximity, and Threat. I look for these things and try to act before it kicks in.

[round stone]

Switched to secondary mace to give him a chance

[peak lava]

cant think of a face pun

[inland bramble]

hi! Maybe This will help me solve my problem. When I start the game, my screen freezes, and the game either crashes or just freezes without any errors. What can I do to fix this?

[lunar sapphire]

how the hell do I snap limbs in this game

I cant

[lunar sapphire]

dms

[sleek gull]

Like breaking limbs?

[lunar sapphire]

using my bare hands

[weak osprey]

Blunt damage is my language

[sleek gull]

That is tough. Try to aim for joints. Elbows and Knees. I have broken them with kicks before

[lunar sapphire]

can I not like twist their limbs and break them like that

cause it doesnt work tbh

but

like how is this not broken

[sleek gull]

Maybe, but that is really tough to pull off. I've seen people twist Willie's neck and break it, but haven't seen anyone do it on command consistently. Kinda one offs.

[prisma sigil]

u can grab their arm or leg and puch it that will break em

idk if u can twist tho

[lunar sapphire]

i mean more like wrestling or ufc type

like where I full twist their arm and it breaks

[sleek gull]

Think of it this way. There are endless things you CAN do in the game. But most of it, the game wasn't designed to do.

[weak osprey]

He has indomitable human spirit

Best way to deal with him is to give out a free lobotomy or hand him a left hook full of the weight of your sins

[lunar sapphire]

the thing is I want to go full ufc

and twist his skull off his body

[weak osprey]

Then go

[lunar sapphire]

what game is this

is this some secret beta version

guys join vc im lonely

[grave pier]

maybe

[weak osprey]

half sword nature edition

[sleek gull]

Willie, I shrunk the kids.

[weak osprey]

Pikmin Willie update

[narrow rock]

When will the update be released already?

[sleek gull]

Sometime within the next 56 days

[hollow mason]

days hours

[unkempt pivot]

No one notice that?

Okay, mb, someone mentioned it earlier

However, every time I open the Steam page, I see Random Madness
Does this guy ever take naps?

[limpid crater]

yo guys, what do y'all think is better.. the greatsword or 2h axe or something else?

[lost bison]

It depends on the sword rng but a well balanced relatively skinny greatsword is absolutely deadly

[limpid crater]

lets say, what weapon is the best from beggar to soldier

and I mean the best, not each of the best weapons in each tier

[lost bison]

Spikey pole

[limpid crater]

or each rank

each tier, idk

[lost bison]

Maybe billhook as a close 2nd

God damn I am so excited for new weapons in EA even just new combinations of the sword parts we have now would be nice

[limpid crater]

I have a video idea, let me tell you what it's about, it's about being the most unfair boss in game: the commoner boss

[hollow pond]

Long candle stick, pitchfork, longsword, billhook/plançon, plançon, can’t say, poleaxe, poleaxe

[limpid crater]

and I'll be playing as commoner boss in every tier, and I have to complete it till the end

[limpid crater]

bad, mid or good vid idea

[hasty blade]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1435645686346547292

[austere tinsel]

long candlestick is insane

like

its so powerful

[hollow pond]

Used it against the baron in abyss

[austere tinsel]

i doubt you lost

[hollow pond]

I did not

[rigid whale]

i love using any kind of candle stick in spoilance

[austere tinsel]

real

that or the paddle with the metal on the end

[rigid whale]

i like the shovel paddle, i break arms with it, great weapon

[austere tinsel]

fr

that or the long candlestick are my go-to in spoilance

[vital perch]

i beat the shit out of ppl in spoilance with a hammer

[rigid whale]

hammer is fun too

[balmy kernel]

Fists and helmet are my favorite

The gauntlets

So fun

[hollow mason]

Gauntlets are great

Just not as satisfying as swinging something

[vital perch]

chat should i attempt blunt only gauntlet

[balmy kernel]

Yes definitely

[vital perch]

wait what's the bluntest weapon in peasant tier

[balmy kernel]

Willys Brain I fear

[vital perch]

fuck it im going fists only in peasant

[hollow mason]

Spear swung like a halberd

[vital perch]

if i cant have blunt weapons i'll use my fists

[balmy kernel]

Giggled at this

I have 30 hours no mods

Should I install the mods

Do they add a lot?

[hollow mason]

Early access soon™

[vital perch]

half sword enchancer is essentially half sword creative mode

[balmy kernel]

Everytime I try to aura fame like those YouTube clips of the perfect parry’s

I just get cut in half

Is this a universal experience?

[vital perch]

time to learn Shift + S

[drifting moon]

When the game releasing fully

[rigid whale]

we dont know

[vital perch]

late nov/early dec

[drifting moon]

😞

What

[vital perch]

im pretty sure he meant early acces by that

[drifting moon]

WHAT

😱😱😱

😢

[tough yew]

early acces is coming this year

[rigid whale]

yea, and when it does i will immediately buy it

[vital perch]

mfw early acces

[vital perch]

want to fund me aswell :>

[silver zinc]

Everyone in london dont want that smoke

[rigid whale]

i can never hit that perfect, i usually have a long fight with the heavily armored boys

[vital perch]

timing is everything

[edgy eagle]

u really prioritising that fps

[silver zinc]

if i dont play on medium graphics i get 1 frame per when the game feels like it

and low graphics is actually awful and hurts me eyes

[edgy eagle]

what specs u got?

cause im also on medium graphics just for extra smoothness but it doesnt look like that

[silver zinc]

i dont en play pc like that, i have a laptop im more of a console gamer

[edgy eagle]

ah

[shell bronze]

he also using baron mace

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429665963057352734/187DBD1.MP4?ex=690cb86f&is=690b66ef&hm=f53f7b47df33d352a5ea3759bad93d2fde6375ba532f767553578561bcada8e7&

[vital perch]

and i will use the baron mace

[muted cliff]

what settings do you use to have such great control over the weapon

[edgy eagle]

low sensitivity

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430761608862240893/7208AC1.MP4?ex=690cc055&is=690b6ed5&hm=84c2a7225427505fa7ce1d2e378c31e473794bc09c81941a8eb511b1d1227855&

[muted cliff]

thank you

[shell bronze]

medium-low settings
balance between speed and precision

too low and it will feel like swinging it irl

[dawn trellis]

23 seconds 👀

[shell bronze]

too high you'll be flailing aimlessly

[muted cliff]

ok thank you so much im stuck on the commoner boss lmao

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434073002147975239/4D28E01.MP4?ex=690c460f&is=690af48f&hm=8b0d31ea4d72017fc9fd733eed24239267263d9c7f35a63b46ba24b51a00d2a2&

[shell bronze]

oh that guy?

use pitchfork

[muted cliff]

oh ok thanks been using that thick sword with shield but been getting aboustly destroyed

[shell bronze]

no use pitchfork from tier 2

go back down and randomize for pitchfork

[rigid whale]

that commoner boss is king von, legit bro 🙏

[shell bronze]

he ain't shyt once you get the flow of it trust

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1414038397479161977/8E10EB1.mp4?ex=690c8ea1&is=690b3d21&hm=07982bcef50e30495a0852265e31591fbdd7148922923fac30864f78fe669311&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1412160329873358928/3665501.MP4?ex=690c510b&is=690aff8b&hm=7aea5ce56c7ac345a80c01dc2609d8973ed4857fe8e87b464e66c4c03425c966&

i have killed this man with many weapons in many ways

[rigid whale]

ive passed him before but if i aint on my game i never pass him and im stuck on the first 3

or i win the abyss and i continue tier 3 struggle

[dawn trellis]

i thought i should show him what happened to the rest of him

[muted cliff]

wait how do you get the pich fork in his fight lmao

oh nvm

ik im stupid

[shell bronze]

commoner boss killing clip pack

[rigid whale]

yea i cant do any of that shit lmao

[shell bronze]

it's timing and baiting the ai

combine that with a good stab and it's usually insta win

[round stone]

✨

[sleek gull]

If you hadn't moved in, you'd have taken his head off with that swing.

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[round stone]

I really appreciate the feedback, with screenshot and everything 🌹

[sleek gull]

It is something i've been more conscious of. Letting the Longsword be Long. lol

[small cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-walker-outlast-chat-hello-hi-gif-14894748401100384926

[small cairn]

what the fuck, where are you??

are u in grounded 2 bro?

[small cairn]

DAMN

i can top that

[small cairn]

RAH

[rigid whale]

!?!??!?!?!

[limpid crater]

guys, I broke my keyboard while playing the ultimate challenge

[small cairn]

SUPER WILLIEEEEEEEE

[limpid crater]

I always failed at the 3rd or 4th wave, it got me too furious 🥹

[small cairn]

not bad spelling for a broken keyboard

[limpid crater]

I'm on my phone, it autocorrects me

[small cairn]

spear throw

[rigid whale]

ah its a mod, i was so confused i was thinking you were glitching the game

[small cairn]

whats in the box?

[true onyx]

what the actual fuck 😭 😭

[rigid whale]

heard of it, never used it tho

[small glen]

thats enough halfsword for me today

[edgy eagle]

i dont get it

[true onyx]

MY GAME WAS LAGGING CUZ

I WAS ON LOW PERFORMANCE MDOE

💔

this whole time

[small glen]

death to Polearm

[small glen]

he survived his face being cut into

[fierce umbra]

this is not john halfsword

[small glen]

how

[true onyx]

how are you

wth bro

[small glen]

half of the axe is in his skull

[true onyx]

thats not the problem

the problem is how good oyu are

[small glen]

Thank you for the compliment ig but i am not that good

[true onyx]

is that a mod

or

is that just you

[small glen]

that loadout is a mod

its my custom loadout

[true onyx]

how do you mod the game

[round stone]

I believe this corrects my previous imperfection ✨

[small glen]

nexus mods

[vital perch]

hello chat

[small glen]

you want to get two mods

for a custom loadout

[bold radish]

dangit

bar on

[true onyx]

bRO WHAT

💔

thats just flex

my opponent is turning me into mince meat with a sickle

deadass

[hollow pond]

How much do you know about fighting in half sword?

[true onyx]

not THAT good

[main kelp]

how do i record im a dumbass

[true onyx]

im pretty sure u sent that clip before

[vital perch]

nope

[true onyx]

meda

l

[vital perch]

i have many similiar clips

[true onyx]

then u do the same thing over and over

but it's impressive

[main kelp]

how do i get medal tv

[round stone]

Glad you liked it 🌹

[true onyx]

download it

💔 💔

[hollow pond]

All of his clips were summed up neatly by clueless

[main kelp]

download ON WHAT

like steam

[true onyx]

no no

[main kelp]

or website

[round stone]

Yikes

[true onyx]

their own website

[vital perch]

he's not wrong

[main kelp]

can u like edit and shorten the vids on medal tv

[hollow pond]

Just use Steam. Ctrl + f11

[round stone]

hopeless shield user got to me 🥀

[main kelp]

thats hard im a no brain

[main kelp]

can i edit vids with medal?

[quiet ferry]

Yuh

[main kelp]

k

its just my brothers pc

so idk stuff like that

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/google-gif-25414271

[quiet ferry]

Medal is pretty simple you’ll figure it out

[round stone]

He'll be late for dinner with his family 🥀

[small glen]

Holy fuck

Is that.. Moai?!!

[soft osprey]

No Thats Google

[small glen]

Than who are you

Easter?

[vital perch]

Christmas

[small glen]

Ban this guy

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-no-this-is-patrick-spongebob-angry-mad-gif-9319809

[vital perch]

cant ban him not an admin

sry

[austere tinsel]

when i kill a willie and i remember he was once someones baby but the next one calls me a wretch so i lowk cut him in half

[hollow pond]

Flibbertigibbet!

[austere tinsel]

schnauzer!!

[vital perch]

cuckold!

[hollow pond]

Coward!

[austere tinsel]

ahhhhhh! let thee hand not be heavy upon me!

[sleek gull]

Ragamuffin!

[hollow pond]

I beg of thee! Grant me leave to live!

[spark ice]

wha mean that?

what

[vital perch]

someone hop on vc

[hollow pond]

Somebody who talks too much

[hollow pond]

I would if it wasn’t 3AM

[spark ice]

ohh, i aways hear the npcs saying that but i never understand lol

[hollow pond]

Insults!

[main kelp]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lrOig1MwRAEaoS3dO?invite=cr-MSxrSnEsNDczNjAzNjMw&v=12

im gonna crash out

how tf do i make it so it shows the vid and not a link

oh i need vid perms dont i

[sleek gull]

You need to chat in text channels to level up on the server.

[main kelp]

this counts right?

[sleek gull]

Keeps the server from having randoms come in posting questionable/trolly gifs

[sleek gull]

100% counts

[main kelp]

l

k

[sleek gull]

YOu get credit every 60 seconds. So you can't spam your way to level 3

[spark ice]

i'm from brazil, so i never hear that before, so i just "wtf this guy was saying"

[hollow pond]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lrOig1MwRAEaoS3dO?invite=cr-MSxrSnEsNDczNjAzNjMw&v=12

[main kelp]

thx

[hollow pond]

It’s a rather archaic term

[main kelp]

what will he have after 500 years

[hollow pond]

👍

[bold radish]

i jsut killed myself the funniest way in tier1 spoilance

threw the large chandelier at a surrendering willy it spun around and impaled my head

[vital perch]

proof or it never happened

[hollow pond]

I also killed myself in spoilance by punching a surrendering Willie and crashing my game

I have a recording of it

[bold radish]

not recording 😭

will try to recreate it

[tough hollow]

what if i dont believe you

[spark ice]

understand, cuckold is very used here, i never see nobody in NA using that lol the old insults is better than todays

CORNO!

[sleek gull]

In the US, cuck is used pretty often over the past few years. Certain influencers made it a thing

[hollow pond]

Yeah cuckold is still common, but other terms used in the game certainly aren’t

[main kelp]

i just play beggar bc i like fist fighting

[hollow pond]

You’ll never be called a varlet or eggard

[bold radish]

what happened was the last throw but worse

[tough hollow]

i play beggar because im homeless irl

[main kelp]

i play it at max damage to player and lowest to npc

[hollow pond]

Although I do mistake eggard for the n word sometimes.

[austere tinsel]

i dont get eggard ingame

[austere tinsel]

how are you playing halfsword if you're homeless

[main kelp]

i keep hitting them untill they die idc if they give up

[spark ice]

i'm try to throw the axe one time and just stuck on my back

[hollow pond]

Don’t skull react me! I stream it sometimes and my friends ask me “what the hell did he just say”

I’M NOT ALONE

Willie called me a racial slur!

[austere tinsel]

i only finish them off if they're too injured

[bold radish]

i mean isnt the n word is historically inaccurate

i thought it entered english from spanish around 1600

[austere tinsel]

not as far back as halfsword though

[sleek gull]

Feel this conversation heading in the wrong direction. lol, just sayin

[hollow pond]

Oh it definitely is

[bold radish]

im not going to say slurs out loud in a discord chat dw

[hollow pond]

But I stand by my statement… I don’t even know what eggard means to begin with

[small glen]

i made a small tutorial for saving and making loadouts on halfsword

[main kelp]

will halfsword get multiplayer when full game out

[hollow pond]

I originally thought he said “en garde”

[spark ice]

yea

[main kelp]

bc if so imma just fist fight

[austere tinsel]

oh i might get it quite often then

[austere tinsel]

probably not but if it gets popular enough someone will make a mod

[small glen]

Hype for the German and French insults

[bold radish]

reminds me of medieval total war general speeches

always the french and germans having beef

[spark ice]

german insults?

[austere tinsel]

never the english and french though, we know they're best friends

[bold radish]

lul

[austere tinsel]

dont know why that sent early

[bold radish]

in most of my games england was a minor issue after i castrate their navy and reconquer normandy

the germans and the italians tho....

[austere tinsel]

as you do

[bold radish]

fucking twats always backstabbing me

fucking milan

[sleek gull]

mmmm, sausages

[main kelp]

archi can u copy and paste this link im about to send its a vid

[languid nest]

https://tenor.com/view/update-delayed-lebron-block-update-block-lebron-lebron-james-block-update-releasing-3-2-1-gif-1010810542145176969

[bold radish]

i am not copypasting viruses

i do not know who you are

[main kelp]

its a medal video 😭

[bold radish]

i do not know who you are

[obtuse tiger]

IS THIS THE NEW AND IMPROVED WILLLIE MODEL

????

[bold radish]

dont ask me these

[main kelp]

k fair but i have no reason to lie

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lrOygnr7EP7PetkIz?invite=cr-MSxZRnosNDczNjAzNjMw&v=60

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196982665975435344/1426469367175974952/VittorioStare.gif

[austere tinsel]

hounskull 🤤

devs please add hounskull

and brigandines

[small glen]

this is the worst game ever, its so easy 😂

[main kelp]

u cant even hold the swordsssssss

[main kelp]

how do u even mod it

[small glen]

Nexus mods

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434344277831585793/3A2EF61.MP4?ex=690c99f4&is=690b4874&hm=665a8f9433b346265875c56b50d1bab3d8d30ab1631f12dfbb53f26ac806209d&

[hollow delta]

bro hit the dragon ball pose

[noble prawn]

when is early access?

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435051415096791181/FAC5EB1.MP4?ex=690c8987&is=690b3807&hm=6d91db6d235a8bb0d311a667104c3bbbe4f32cd5db427bb3441afdfaccba6bce&

[shell bronze]

before end of year

[rancid jolt]

Does anyone what price will it be when early acces

[shell bronze]

pinned

this is all information either pinned or in #faq

[tough hollow]

magic

[small glen]

😭

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429730389886500926/7DE8F91.MP4?ex=690c4bb0&is=690afa30&hm=6dd5edcd508307f3015892602b315b1d901fca09e7ce320ff2f30a36f7a9a9f6&

[vital perch]

new half sword leak

what is wrong with me

[hasty blade]

yo anyone know how to escape the winter map on the itch.io version?

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1433564192799064094/1435052253827305512/2CE82B1.MP4?ex=690c8a4f&is=690b38cf&hm=7be7e79ff0310cb2383c517526d18c17ef82b3beaadb11959532bf693e9e442b&

[jolly gorge]

so early access is gonna be here by the end of next month?

[signal wedge]

Brigandines will be added later down the line, however long that is i have no idea

It'll probably be a mod tho

[austere tinsel]

hurray brigandines

[jolly gorge]

are they remaking all the roles?

like armor for them like peasent, knight and stuff

[covert flare]

yep

[jolly gorge]

its gonna cost money right?

[covert flare]

waiting for an announcement as of now, but they may just shadowdrop it

and yes its gonna cost

[jolly gorge]

ok sounds good

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434403589647892541/320D3D1.MP4?ex=690cd131&is=690b7fb1&hm=d7d4f1eadf04e2972a4d387819bf7253d8db893fedb87e6837e088bee01a748f&

[jolly gorge]

im really excited for it

[covert flare]

if we are going by the poll earlier this year, ten to thirty dollars is the expected price

[hasty blade]

https://tenor.com/view/watson-no-shit-sherlock-no-shit-duh-sherlock-gif-17167737

[shell bronze]

nothing confirmed yet

[hasty blade]

me too lol

[jolly gorge]

ten to thirty is honestly reasonable

[covert flare]

if we are going by the poll earlier this year

[jolly gorge]

most games go for way more now adays and are trash

[shell bronze]

the lower end of that range is also not feasible and has been disputed many times

[covert flare]

indeed

not going to be anything around 10 to 15

[shell bronze]

official range is 20-30

[jolly gorge]

20-30 is still good asf

like xtremely reasonable

[hasty blade]

yea

[frosty hearth]

IF THE GAME DEV CAN SEE THIS PLEASE FIX THE CAMERA

[jolly gorge]

i mean i bought some games for alot more

[shell bronze]

i'd pay 100

[tough hollow]

id pay 3 dollars

[jolly gorge]

maybe not 100

but yeah id pay around 20-45 tbh

[small glen]

this thing is just dumb fun

[hollow quiver]

♂️

fisting

[soft osprey]

We are not!! We literally automodded 10-30

[covert flare]

you were not filtered!

liar liar pants on fire

[soft osprey]

Im superior

I can also say sigma

And skibidi

And 67

[signal wedge]

idk

[small glen]

long sword

[shell bronze]

we're just better

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206076082365931541/1422435150826045530/sord.gif

[small glen]

mb

[tough hollow]

dawg where tf are you

[fierce wedge]

oh gods what h ave you done

[round stone]

Trying to play more with the shield

He tried going for my legs at the start 🥀

Little did he know, I've also faced countless shield users

[hasty blade]

my birthday is in almost 1 day 🔥

like 1 day and 10 hours

[solid lichen]

happy birthday

[hasty blade]

thx

[alpine aurora]

Early happy birthday 🥳

[solid lichen]

late

[hasty blade]

tysm 😄

[hasty blade]

?

[tender quest]

34 hours, you're welcome

[hasty blade]

thx

[alpine aurora]

He said "in". So his birthday is like 34 hours later. No ?

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-milhouse-sleep-sleeping-dream-gif-4298181

[solid lichen]

Yes, no

[shell bronze]

see if you can do a clip like that but instead of spinning back you bring the weapon up and slam them to the ground behind you kratos style

[hasty blade]

ngl anyone know how to escape the winter map

in the itch io version

of halfsword?

[solid lichen]

there is no escape

[round stone]

I like the active use of the shield, instead of just blocking

[grave pier]

@sand herald

[hollow berry]

whoever thought that artifical nerfs to the player character in the baron mode were a good idea should be forced to complete it at max damage for the player

(with blood enabled so they get ue5 crashes)

[soft osprey]

You never finished your sentence

What about whoever thought that?

And what did they think about it?

OH

no im stupid

I misread that

Nevermind

Yeah stop typing because you were gonna correct me

Always shit on yourself before someone else can

[round stone]

I never get many chances to face an axe user, so it was cool to steal his weapon

[hollow berry]

no you're not stupid i did not finish that sentence because i was mad

[pearl ferry]

its always the axes that think they wont be hit by the disarm jutsu

[soft osprey]

Your frown? Flip it 180 degrees the other way

[round stone]

Bro twitched before dying 🥀

[hollow berry]

trying to finish the challenge with minimal arrow time usage is a pain in the ass

[little verge]

HOW IS IT GOING HALF-CORD?

[vital perch]

good

cooking as always

[ionic spindle]

man

i love half sword

[sleek gull]

better than it has been. no longer have the flu, so I don't feel constantly dizzy anymore

[soft osprey]

The flu is awful!

[soft osprey]

Ive only genuinely had the flu once and it was so dreadful

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434392704900530357/39D3371.MP4?ex=690cc70e&is=690b758e&hm=99309d83cc6b0cbc78511bb7df590acfdce3ffafe90d6575e6377368a78a48ac&

[little verge]

Glad to hear it!

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/cheems-bonk-doge-celestev69-gif-24399197

[vital perch]

i do lots of bonking

someone's got to

[analog zenith]

you should add a tree chopping game on release im bored of chopping people up

[small glen]

I built a medieval arena in Minecraft, in my friend Christmas mod pack, he has mad until I told him you can use it for snowball fights

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429669821645328394/15B1A31.MP4?ex=690cbc07&is=690b6a87&hm=87e69f56aaeb2b72bcfe6652fc20d0dd6803dcad535b8216d08f8f16cd83d593&

[versed wedge]

how is wendsday going

[lime zinc]

when is early accses releasing and how much vill it be to buy it

[quiet ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-meme-buzz-year-copy-meme-gif-4668439001950303425

Uhhh like

20-30 usd I think

[true onyx]

HOW DID YOU GUYS TRAIN

lıke

how do i get better 💔

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434073002147975239/4D28E01.MP4?ex=690ceecf&is=690b9d4f&hm=5a316f651001c2a5721e8b633785fc0548f7b3d4e52bf8be575ed8e465c6111d&

[feral dew]

Half sword

[shell bronze]

what discipline of fighting are you trying to improve upon

[quiet ferry]

Invest your entire life into half sword

[true onyx]

im planning to play dual handed swords

or mace

if thats what youre asking

[solid lichen]

first guard pull in half sword?

[true onyx]

LMAO

[shell bronze]

dual wielding is a lost cause

[true onyx]

hm

why

[solid lichen]

trust ,e

[shell bronze]

if you want mace advice ask this bum @vital perch

[solid lichen]

trust me do unarmed

i am best unarmed player

[true onyx]

i like unarmed

[feral dew]

1. It doesn’t really work
2. It doesn’t really work

[true onyx]

i grab those gloves and just punch

[shell bronze]

i do sword and poleaxe

but i'm proficient with every weapon and fighting style besides grappling

[true onyx]

sighhhh

ill just keep playing until i git gud

[solid lichen]

"beside grappling"

https://tenor.com/view/dark-eyes-dark-eyes-gif-12732569039204680540

[shell bronze]

yeah sorry i don't grab or wrestle with people

so not elegant

[solid lichen]

that is the best part of the game..

[true onyx]

IM CRASHING OUT

[shell bronze]

damn son what's wrong

[quiet ferry]

Bro’s fighting the untouchable plancon

[solid lichen]

i lowkey wish the ai was harder

[shell bronze]

don't we all

but then you think of how many people get absolutely murdered by the current ai

[solid lichen]

i dont think ive lost a fair match in a few months

on all tiers

[quiet ferry]

Like

8

[exotic parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-meme-doakes-dexter-morgan-meme-gif-14749944419500813784

[true onyx]

a peasant with a sickle turned me into ready and served taco

[small wing]

idek what this clip is

my baby steps

[quiet ferry]

The

Peasant boss?

[true onyx]

no

[shell bronze]

peasant boss or regular guy

[true onyx]

random peasant

[shell bronze]

if regular guy then rip

[small wing]

that was tuff

[quiet ferry]

The short billhook guy

[shell bronze]

use pitchfork next time

[true onyx]

no

its like a cheat

im trying to get better

not use the easy way

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

no gif perms 💔

[quiet ferry]

Uhhhh

Try commoner tier

There’s like

No weapon variation there

[shell bronze]

😂

there is no easy way in warfare

[quiet ferry]

My goodness what happened to that poor cat

[shell bronze]

just use what works and master it

then downgrade yourself to lesser equipment as needed

[keen sierra]

anyone know what to do if the game keeps crashing?

[vital perch]

i have been summoned

what do you need from me

[true onyx]

:(

nothing

[small wing]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/342845320813740032/1228392396723847228/vx7h3MQb.gif

[little verge]

I am always up to something.

[shell bronze]

bro asks for mace advice and rejects the master

[small wing]

mace is yucky

[quiet ferry]

The humble spear and shield to your right

[solid lichen]

might be my best clip yet

[timid girder]

Does anyone have some engine.ini lines to increase the lifetime of ground blood?

[quiet ferry]

Huh

[small wing]

https://tenor.com/view/he-tuff-tuff-boy-is-tuff-tuff-as-hell-he-so-tuff-gif-2158318509399753614

[timid girder]

The blood that spawns on the ground when hitting enemies

[small wing]

when he slipped and fell i got chills

[timid girder]

it disappears after a moment

[solid lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-sick-wow-wowsers-minecraft-gif-10059021701103936359

[quiet ferry]

Uhhhh

[small wing]

wasted a good picture tho

[solid lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tun-sahur-triple-t-baseball-gd-factory-gda-gif-1854852880634152667

[quiet ferry]

Ask #modders-guild-hall or smth not us

[solid lichen]

Im crine bru they got THE triple t on the field

[timid girder]

oh shit

[solid lichen]

😹

[timid girder]

didnt know that channel existed

[quiet ferry]

We are the Neanderthals of the server

[timid girder]

my bad

[small wing]

son im crine

[true onyx]

ok bro

[quiet ferry]

You’re fine

[true onyx]

the AI is pressing me

istg

[solid lichen]

The ai is shit

[shell bronze]

the ai is easy

what are you even using

[true onyx]

no it was just funny

[quiet ferry]

The ai locks in at random points and hits me with some wild shit

[true onyx]

i got harmed and i was slow

[solid lichen]

I can parry the ai attacks at 1.50 speed 😭

[true onyx]

ai just made me pass out just by running onto me

💔

maybe i should play minecraft...

[supple badger]

All of y'all have half a chromosome somewhere

Daily knowledge

Trust

[true onyx]

true

[quiet ferry]

All we know is like

Half sword fun
Play half sword
Shame people

[supple badger]

Shame partner goes on the list too

If you got one of those

[restive garnet]

Half sword is boringgggg

[quiet ferry]

[dark folio]

Family guy is funny

[true onyx]

will there be online 1v1

[quiet ferry]

True…….

[true onyx]

depending on that i will keep training

[dark folio]

Maybe

[sharp sky]

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-just-the-facts-pull-up-fo-the-fo-fo-halloween-just-the-facts-gif-7283084495594068282

[feral dew]

No

[shell bronze]

speed isn't the issue

[restive garnet]

like you cant even move and fight, there is no magic

[true onyx]

ok deleted

[shell bronze]

the ai just has no defense and the tells are too obvious

[quiet ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-meme-buzz-year-copy-meme-gif-4668439001950303425

[vital perch]

multiplayer will be possible with hamachi/zerotier when splitscreen releases

[true onyx]

going back to minecraft

[restive garnet]

like who is this willie guy anyways

[solid lichen]

If u dont reply to this message with family guy is funny your whole family will die of cancer...

[true onyx]

ok buddy

💔

[soft osprey]

Hey, go back to Minecraft

[tough hollow]

i dont believe him

[true onyx]

nvm

[dark folio]

Family guy is funny

[sharp sky]

why cant you say shit head

[true onyx]

im going back to space raiders

[quiet ferry]

What

[solid lichen]

shit head

[vital perch]

username checks out

[feral dew]

What even is that helmet in your pfp

[soft osprey]

Hey, go back to space raiders

[sharp sky]

remove the space

[solid lichen]

shitthead

[shell bronze]

he is the victim

[solid lichen]

works

[sharp sky]

shlthead

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/wouldnt-you-like-to-know-weather-boy-gif-15559185

[sharp sky]

shıthead

[soft osprey]

A metal one

[quiet ferry]

Shıthead

[sharp sky]

shitzenhead

[quiet ferry]

Wah lah

[signal wedge]

hey, its me militus stop saying shlthead please

[sharp sky]

SO EXTRA

[sharp sky]

shlthead

[tough hollow]

what if hes lying

[quiet ferry]

Scoundrel

[mental kelp]

Bypassing?

[signal wedge]

alright bucko

[mental kelp]

Mods??