halfsword-chat-⚔

[humble iris]

what in the skyrim spell

[small glen]

Fus Roh Dah!

[quaint vector]

guys neck snap tutorial

is what I need

[young saffron]

spin kick really hard

[quaint vector]

really hard you mean higher mouse dpi

[young saffron]

basically

[humble iris]

using the rapier for thrusting instead of hewing is very fun

[shell bronze]

@tender quest honestly asking me to do this is like asking me to run at a keyhole with my arm fully extended

[small glen]

old clip of me spinning

[shell bronze]

and telling me the key can't hit anything else

[small glen]

this makes me want to use the overly large almost unusable sword

[quaint vector]

is this good

[shell bronze]

rather use my long/bastard sword to do this

[tender quest]

Wouldnt be much of challenge otherwise 😄

[tender quest]

consecutive downward slashes

saitama swordsman

[small glen]

just pommel smack the shit out of everyone

[tender quest]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[young saffron]

spinning around can make fights look sick and also actually works with that weapon (in game) to do a shit load of blunt damage.

[humble iris]

get up and close and use that crossguard!!!

[mental kelp]

Golem boss phase

[quaint vector]

rate the combo

[shell bronze]

this shit is so ass

[nimble cypress]

the unworthy are cut down

(is ts tuff 💔 )

[small glen]

bro was just so done at the end lmfao

[hollow berry]

why the fuck are the npcs so tanky in the baron challenge

multiple direct hits and stabs from a sword -> just weakened
players happens to accidentally hit the sharp part of a bill hook -> instant death

[shell bronze]

i will now be returning to playing like a normal person

[humble iris]

because without blood enabled that means they dont lose blood

duh

[hollow berry]

damn you're right

[humble iris]

turn blood to max so you win easily

[deep shale]

im high rn so you can ask me anything

[humble iris]

deff wont crash your game

[quaint vector]

whats the meaning of life

[young saffron]

please tell me you brutally butchered the plancon guy

[nimble cypress]

woahhhhhhhhhhh

can i have some

[small glen]

is this a threat to me

[deep shale]

life is an oppurtunity to try the things you wanna try

try half sword

try to pre order half sword

cry

[quaint vector]

oh dont worry I did that

[nimble cypress]

wait but can i have some

[shell bronze]

axe users

[quaint vector]

hey axes are cool

[deep shale]

they only know one move, and that is the half-hearted overhead swing

[nimble cypress]

i hate spear users

this is what i do to spear users

[small glen]

i was half expecting the axe to somehow magically cut your arm off when it fell

[quaint vector]

hot take, spears are nice if you dont just run into your opponent

[nimble cypress]

i meant npcs thqt use them

me using them is fine

[quaint vector]

ah

[nimble cypress]

but not the npcs

[quaint vector]

yeah obv

[outer elbow]

tf do you do to them then

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429677365960638575/caption.gif

[quaint vector]

spin

[outer elbow]

say that again..

[nimble cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[outer elbow]

thank you for doing what i couldnt

[small glen]

the devs smiting me for using a axe

[outer elbow]

can you break this down tf even happened

[small glen]

physics

[outer elbow]

did ur own axe chop ur hand off?

[tender quest]

fuck sake

[small glen]

Militus first time killing someone

he will never emotionally recover

he is retiring

[shell bronze]

no neck armor

[outer elbow]

why he crying like it hurt

[nimble cypress]

my favorite move is swining a longsword wildly till i do something

[small glen]

I had no body armor

[tight pond]

This game has gotten a hold of me.

[nimble cypress]

so how do i take "good" photos

[humble iris]

you like

[nimble cypress]

i mean i know the basic rules of digital photography with rules of thirds and hit

[humble iris]

find something cool

and take a picture of it

[nimble cypress]

but not in half sword

[humble iris]

then its good

[small glen]

Old clip: Axe falls on my leg and cuts it entirely off

[tender quest]

ok new challenge, you need to complete the gauntlet with nothing but a dull grapefruit spoon

[small glen]

that was also the last time i ever did a plancon tackle

[shell bronze]

right after taking that pic

[chilly zodiac]

Baron Cube

[small glen]

did...

that npc just dodge you?

[obtuse tiger]

wheb

when

[small glen]

2 seconds in

[obtuse tiger]

he was holding it a diffrent way round so he didnt swing properly

[small glen]

he swapped it so he can swing it at a better angle

[obtuse tiger]

ik

[shell bronze]

partially a miss from me as well

[small glen]

psst just say you reset and therefore it wasn't a miss

[small glen]

Why don't people use the hammer?

[shell bronze]

because i don't want to

[soft osprey]

No politics/references to politics in the server please

[dapper elbow]

bruh

[signal wedge]

oof

[mental kelp]

@shell bronze my number one opposition

[dapper elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-no-image-perms-image-perms-image-perm-flex-gif-25321823

[mental kelp]

Brah got like 100 shorts of this

[shell bronze]

how many of these are legit

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[obtuse tiger]

We got john half sword john longsword and now johans langeswert am I in the Johnverse

[balmy kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/kingpin-kingpin-clicking-pen-clicking-pen-spider-verse-into-the-spider-verse-gif-5180708998338482135

something

[covert flare]

and i was john halfcord not so long ago

[balmy kernel]

anything

please

[sand herald]

yeah

[obtuse tiger]

LOL

[dapper elbow]

pitchfork takes skill

[soft osprey]

I think we should just start banning anyone named John

[shell bronze]

getting hit in that right shoulder twice gotta hurt

[mental kelp]

Safe

[obtuse tiger]

takes a hold of the alt key thats all buddy

[signal wedge]

oh man suddenly easters name is john

oh mcwonder

[deep shale]

elegant, like a ballerina!

[dapper elbow]

i know it got me top three in speedrunning

[soft osprey]

Please don’t laugh at turkey mods jokes, you will boost his ego and that is not needed

[nimble cypress]

i just ate soooooo much pasta man

it was so good

[covert flare]

dont listen to him DONT LISTEN TO HIM

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/pewdiepie-pixelings-off-topic-pixeling-server-discord-server-gif-20684366

mods ban him

[covert flare]

there is no off topic

there is a general 🐱 🐟

[soft osprey]

Nerd ass

[obtuse tiger]

oh yeah forgot they added pasta to the game😭

[covert flare]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-memes-fnaf-meme-fnaf-1-remake-fnaf-chica-gif-17595294102412758008

[mental kelp]

It’s guards and left and right diagonal strikes btw

Every clip

[signal wedge]

Please laugh at my jokes I have very low self esteem and need an ego boost

[shell bronze]

weekly reminder that the mod team hates each other

[covert flare]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[signal wedge]

thank you

[covert flare]

we dont need a reminder for that, just for two mods to interact lmao

[signal wedge]

oh my god its sax

[shell bronze]

men suriage men

[signal wedge]

I thought you were some rando

[covert flare]

i mean, the only two mod with a healthy relationship in public are probably sam and militus

[covert flare]

what the fuck bro

https://tenor.com/view/angry-troll-face-jealousy-looking-up-meme-side-eye-meme-gif-8887229872101822433

[signal wedge]

mb gang

And easter and I have a healthy relationship

[covert flare]

its fine

[signal wedge]

if we didnt we wouldn't make fun of eachother

[covert flare]

fair enough

[outer elbow]

yerri isnt a hedgeborn

[mental kelp]

Flibbertigibbet

[signal wedge]

hey make like a tree and leaf bub

[outer elbow]

you make like a bee and make honey

[signal wedge]

you make like a bird and shit on people's cars

[signal wedge]

I fucking hate birds

[short apex]

hello fellow gamers

[covert flare]

hello brother have a sickass clip for yourself

[shell bronze]

thrust fail

[covert flare]

for a second i tought it was you that failed a thrust attack

[short apex]

I wish my arms could raise up like, an inch more

[nimble cypress]

naked willies revenge

[short apex]

I feel like they could

[short apex]

theres some extra reach in those shoulders

[hearty prairie]

Peak

[shell bronze]

average fate of mace user

[dawn trellis]

not much longer till release right

[soft osprey]

You misunderstand our relationship. The mod team doesnt actually hate each other, we all get along very well. I can’t think of a single time any of us have ever even argued. I think there was one single occasion where me and someone else didnt agree on something and Thats as far as it went 😂

[covert flare]

[covert flare]

yeah ik you guys are chill i just have to pretend you arent to scare the new people

[nimble cypress]

sushi

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/i-disagree-no-no-lol-gif-25753661

[shell bronze]

head split

[shell bronze]

why do you have any faith in whatever this conniving individual has to say

femoral artery

[covert flare]

because i trust my elders!

and he is the eldest of the elders alive right now

[tender quest]

dont trust a senile rock

[lusty charm]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

embed fail...

[covert flare]

xbox 360 pfp!

[covert flare]

That was a goated one ngl but i preferred the skull

[nimble cypress]

i still cant send that image because its too sensitive

[covert flare]

this was terrifying

[nimble cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-3664374138885563044

[nimble cypress]

"WAITAIWTIAWITAWITWAITIAWTIAWITIAWTIATW"

[signal wedge]

militus you fart face

[covert flare]

Then Jesus Christ himself smites him down because there is no way I got a hit like that on him

[round stone]

This is my 1st aplication for the big 7

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/im-gone-mr-g-im-leaving-stress-gif-13477311

[covert flare]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-gif-1488303095309176152

villain ahh death

[nimble cypress]

?

[shell bronze]

short spear shenanigans

activated weapon ability

double disarm

[nimble cypress]

@shell bronze how did i do

oh fuck mkvs

[nimble cypress]

gimmea sec

[covert flare]

Absolute Cinema

[nimble cypress]

heres my big 7 application

how did i do

(this is a joke)

[shell bronze]

epic fail

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429677365960638575/caption.gif

[nimble cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[shell bronze]

ow my side

[outer elbow]

got any clips of the head coming clean off tho? 👀

[shell bronze]

sure do

let me resend some

[outer elbow]

bet

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435025101887111218/5C9BBE1.MP4?ex=690a76c5&is=69092545&hm=3024d4bce69a8e6a7a77bdd6e5ec74b3db040c713766b57acff4ec925c14e0c8& @outer elbow

[outer elbow]

it doesnt play

💔

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430095599532773406/573EF11.MP4?ex=690a5410&is=69090290&hm=2fec4d92ac1a7e2853124a0c06bae34d76fd3967fefef6fc3c440cad49f24493&

damn

[outer elbow]

nvm i downloaded it

holy hell his head popped up LMAO

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1423545871445921813/509BDC1.MP4?ex=690a3b27&is=6908e9a7&hm=4f2fdc9d4d6222e6419b64c7e0df9ee8ada1e6bbc9e96eb5acb745ad11454e73&

[tender quest]

forgot to click on a tier before loading save

[round stone]

Good ol' ignoring technique

[storm prairie]

most realistic police moment in the 1650s

[round stone]

Please, big 7 bros, notice how I last second dodged the vertical slice

[tender quest]

found a little brother sword to my greatsword

[shell bronze]

wow nice parrying dagger

[tender quest]

game crashed when i tried to save the loadout

goodbye smol greatsword

[shell bronze]

on today's episode of egregious loadouts

using a longsword/arming sword as a parrying dagger and greatsword as the main

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429677365960638575/caption.gif

[jolly oasis]

[tender quest]

not sure what happened near the end, looked like a knee to the face plus pommel strike combo

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196982665975435344/1426469367175974952/VittorioStare.gif

[dawn trellis]

huh

how

[wheat leaf]

Dog get tf out my salad

[dawn trellis]

green? plannt?

[cursive fjord]

Either this month or next month

[dawn trellis]

december 25, merrty crimus

[wheat leaf]

I DIDNT ASK FOR NO WILLIEASAR SALAD I ASKED FOR A CEASAR SALAD

[signal wedge]

how the fuck 💀

M rated grounded

[grave pier]

UUU5

[tender quest]

grounded mentioned

[lofty sable]

Guys, who up halfing their sword... and by sword, let me just say, my benits

[round stone]

2nd try of aplication for the big 7 ✨

[humble iris]

please turn on lock on 🙏

[round stone]

HAHAHA

[lofty sable]

cool

[tender quest]

you'd be better off going for the greatsword spot, theres way less contenders

[round stone]

Isn't that a greatsword?

[shell bronze]

greatsword is way fatter

[round stone]

Ikr? Last 3 seconds are 🔥 If I can say so myself

[shell bronze]

exclusive t8

[tender quest]

bru thats a toothpick

[shell bronze]

i've seen commoner bastard swords thiccer than that

[round stone]

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433341333275152384/3A8F621.MP4?ex=690a4564&is=6908f3e4&hm=f3f4d97486622b728d4b21ce8613da1fc0dce77843c14319707a323373f4e788&

[tender quest]

that crunch was so loud

[tender quest]

also imagine getting your neck exposed by your ally

[white trail]

https://medal.tv/es/games/half-sword/clips/lnHarN8iwSN2unJdL?invite=cr-MSx1a0wsMzcxMDUzMTM5&v=12 what taekwondo move is this

[round stone]

Sharp toothpick

✨

[humble iris]

rap ier

[round stone]

Nice bonking ✨

[tender quest]

fkin "greatsword" ai

[fathom cipher]

When should I use the X key to switch hands? I know it exists but idk the best use for it

[humble iris]

polearms

[round stone]

When enemy uses shield
When you use polearm

[round stone]

Got'em with the classic Baki 3 strike knockout

Also, I think he cut you. But I must be seeing things...

[fathom cipher]

Ok cool so it’s basically only against shields for me as I play with longswords mainly

Thanks for the info

[tender quest]

oh dear

[mental kelp]

You can use it at certain points to change the flow and snap

Like if you come up from below on the right into the left upper corner, you can change hands and come down fast with a left diagonal

And it will have more structure and snap than a normal handed strike

[fathom cipher]

I’ve used it to more effectively block an incoming attack at times

Works quite well

[mental kelp]

Yea that too

And when double click stabbing, changing hands has different positions you can hold

Doesn’t work with alt though

[humble iris]

thats one sharp rapier to do all that

[fathom cipher]

I’m just trying to get more fluid in my movements so all this stuff is helpful to know <3

[round stone]

Dayumn, went from paint brush to guillotine

[humble iris]

paint him red and redder

interception

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/itwillkill-forgedinfire-it-will-kill-gif-5240853

1st person camera is so gobly

[humble iris]

i love it!!!

[round stone]

[humble iris]

this is why we use parrying daggers

[round stone]

You conducted an orchestra on his ahh 🥀

[humble iris]

engraving music sheets on em

[round tangle]

yo ive been playing this game for a while and my lock on just suddenly stopped working

its on in settings but it wont work

[round stone]

[round tangle]

ive almost beat the game too 😢

[humble iris]

press z

[round tangle]

...

[humble iris]

press z

[round tangle]

uhhhhh

[fierce wedge]

i didnt even see you use the dagger

[humble iris]

yeah

exactly

[round tangle]

why is this an option 😭

it works now 😭

[humble iris]

it blocked a hit because i wasnt using it!!

[tender quest]

it was just my ketchup packets, my character was annoyed they got split

[round stone]

My thought as well

[round stone]

Does this t5 counts as a greatsword?

Or is it only t8?

[humble iris]

not what i wanted but whateva!

[unique lagoon]

Not really sure. I always thought it was a longsword back from Commoner

[fiery garnet]

yo have you guys dual wielded bucklers in spoilance?

it's actually absurdly strong

[humble iris]

hadda jam it in there

[unique lagoon]

Isn't that like getting the gauntlets? (on same mode)

[fiery garnet]

yeah

but its stronger trust

bc not only can you punch hard, you can also defend

[unique lagoon]

True

[fiery garnet]

also i'm fairly certain it does more damage

[unique lagoon]

My favourite dual wield is the metal-tipped clubs (the ones that resemble shovels)

[fiery garnet]

fair

[sand herald]

yeowch

[balmy kernel]

is there any game like this game?

gore and physics

this game is like nothing else

[humble iris]

i would say kinstrife

but i havent seen much gore apart of it

[nimble cypress]

what did gauntlet progression look like for you guys? me personally, i kept getting stuck on militia, then fluked the fuck out of the entire rest of the game in an hour

[signal wedge]

That games like super early development right

[humble iris]

yeah

sort of

its been in development for a longgg time

which makes sense considering how the game looks so far

[fierce wedge]

how many lanterns can you spawn outside the abyss before your game hard crashes and your gpu catches on fire

[humble iris]

207

[humble iris]

fibber

[worldly parcel]

whats you lock on strength and sensitivity?

[worldly parcel]

thx

[worldly parcel]

ya got some tips for me at getting better?

[humble iris]

better at what specifically

[worldly parcel]

fighting

im trash at the game 😭

[humble iris]

footwork and mouse control you should work on

[worldly parcel]

k

[humble iris]

like dodging

and accuracy

[worldly parcel]

yeah uhh.... idk how to dodge

😭

[humble iris]

press and hold shift

wasd

[worldly parcel]

k

[humble iris]

you'll see it propel you in the direction after pressing a movement key with shift

only for a short amount of time until you transition into a run

do drills of dodging back, baiting out a hit, and counter-attack

once you can do that consistently do the same thing but try to finish the fight with only 1-2 hits consistently for that accuracy improvement

alternatively, use the training dummy for mouse control training

[worldly parcel]

k

[humble iris]

this is how your dodge should look like

[worldly parcel]

would you recommend me putting my lock on target on or off

[humble iris]

turn on lock on

[worldly parcel]

alr

you use medal to record right?

or nah

[humble iris]

no

steam

[worldly parcel]

k

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434078280796864512/54F3DB1.MP4?ex=690a50ba&is=6908ff3a&hm=e5e7455992f25eca362ca6585d64df3e8f021b23f4eb3eb1146b24f8ce0b8221&

[worldly parcel]

bruh

[humble iris]

give me that shoulder

[worldly parcel]

how do i message the vid

[humble iris]

#game-footage-🎮🎥

[worldly parcel]

well atleast add it to this chat like you do

[humble iris]

ooook

[humble iris]

you can just send it in game footage and forward it here

[worldly parcel]

k

[humble iris]

@mental kelp am i a professional hema german longsword master

[solemn nymph]

Does anyone speak Spanish?

[humble iris]

#español

[solemn nymph]

Thank

S

[mental kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/577944436793933825/1433668832127483994/lichtresized.gif

[humble iris]

yeah!!!!!!!!

[worldly parcel]

btw what should my fov be?

or atleast

would you recommend

[humble iris]

thats personal preference

[worldly parcel]

alr

[mild zinc]

Is dark armour any different from the silver ones?

[viral phoenix]

stuck on man at arms more than anything because they don't have really long weapons to cheese with

had to rank down to get a voulge

[worldly parcel]

i cant forward the vid

[humble iris]

its ok

ill just watch it

[viral phoenix]

voulge carried me through ultimate challenge too

sharpest blunt weapon i ever saw

[humble iris]

its good

good dodge however you want to be careful of the whip back from the opponent's weapon

[sand herald]

Not anything that I particularly noticed, I just chose it for purely aesthetic purposes

[humble iris]

when they finish a strike they love to whip it back at you

either hit them before they whip it back at you or outmaneuver it with footwork

continue practicing your dodges and when you feel like your ready try to focus on mouse control and accuracy

if you have any questions ping me

[modern vector]

Sucks that half sword isnt coming out till next year 🙁

[humble iris]

its coming out this year still!!!!!!!!!

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-cancelled-gif-9661562198263154049

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940803290042601512/1399923792415031390/togif.gif

[modern vector]

No

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-willie-half-sword-willie-half-gif-12943834111818676135

[edgy eagle]

how have u got a custom sword

[modern vector]

You have to beat the commoner boss

[edgy eagle]

wdym

[modern vector]

When you beat the commoner boss it gives you the option in the secret menu to go to the blacksmith

[humble iris]

dont listen to this guy

you need 10,000 wins no damage

to get skins

[edgy eagle]

wtf

[modern vector]

Why you lying to the new guy

[humble iris]

5,000 for saphire 10,000 for emerald 15,000 for maroon/red

[modern vector]

Fuckin w you dude, it’s a mod

[humble iris]

no it isnt!

[modern vector]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1347018359006302208/1348521989391908945/46E1CE1F-4D81-47AB-8F39-116C36804AE2.gif

Embed fail…

[humble iris]

haha

[modern vector]

My power is limited here

[humble iris]

you have no roles, you are.. insignificant

[modern vector]

I forgor

[humble iris]

yeah i meant to cut off his hand

[modern vector]

Can’t wait to play the multiplayer, I think they said it’s coming out on early access release

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-willie-half-sword-willie-half-gif-12943834111818676135

Frick

[humble iris]

you need level 2 for embeds still

haha

[modern vector]

Maybe I’m being punished

[humble iris]

Yes

[modern vector]

Karmic justice

[humble iris]

local multiplayer

[covert forge]

predicting we get info on early access this friday

[modern vector]

No they’re working on rollback

[covert forge]

on everyones soul

[modern vector]

Yeahhhh I’m def getting raptured

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-gif-15112361227290036695

everyone's soul is

GONE

i like the rapier 🤤

[modern vector]

Dwemer oil..

This may be fire

I’ve been trying to beat the baron for going on three weeks now, this ergonomic mouse is my biggest ragamuffin

[humble iris]

thats gonna scar

[modern vector]

Band aid

[humble iris]

band aid fixes everything

[modern vector]

Don’t forget to balance the four humors

[drifting summit]

Is there an FAQ section? Just wondering if they're considering a MP test. Feel like it'd go crazy.

[humble iris]

#faq

[drifting summit]

Danke

[humble iris]

np

goofy ass frame

[edgy eagle]

has anybody actually enjoyed using the maces on this game

[humble iris]

No

[gleaming scroll]

Is the most recent version of the game the one on Steam?

[humble iris]

hand hand hand

[humble iris]

Yes

[gleaming scroll]

Good

[naive holly]

Love mi some Maces

Also Autumn. Autumn loves Maces

[humble iris]

Lies

[naive holly]

How 😭

[humble iris]

Because i said so ?

My voice means everything

[naive holly]

Yeah that aint gonna cut it chief.

[humble iris]

Yeah im the chief

My voice commands you

[signal wedge]

hello green gººber

[humble iris]

hello turkey mod

is the turkey ready for the feast

[signal wedge]

hello reclaimer

[wooden egret]

do you get that weapon from the trainer mod or smth?

[signal wedge]

yes

[humble iris]

No

10,000 kills no damage

[humble iris]

good good.

[humble iris]

whos @spoopy mod

never heard of them

[signal wedge]

oh so true

[naive holly]

Idk probably some terribly abusive discord moderator

[signal wedge]

thank goodness hes not here

[humble iris]

ikr!

[naive holly]

Yeah bc im actually talking about the one and only

mini mod

Where has moai been anyway

Like hes here just

Far less

[signal wedge]

hes been pretty active today lol

[naive holly]

Which is fair

[azure mirage]

dudes trying to summon him

[naive holly]

Mfw im the one whos not as active

[signal wedge]

I think you're just in halfsword chat too much

He's in general usually

[humble iris]

General is terrible

halfsword chat is life

[naive holly]

For some FUCKING reason every time I say his name hes shows up its not even a joke

[signal wedge]

True but halfsword chat is halfsword related (most of the time)

[azure mirage]

oooohhh mini modddd

[azure mirage]

i mean I hope so

[shell bronze]

reclaimer is a fraud

[shell bronze]

correct

[azure mirage]

hi clue

[naive holly]

Whats that now

[azure mirage]

yup

[shell bronze]

wassup

[azure mirage]

i agree w this

[humble iris]

Frau. ds

[azure mirage]

frau dragon slayer

[naive holly]

Clueless is a fraud hes actually in a ratatouille situation

[shell bronze]

frau dark souls

[placid coyote]

I like half sword punching

[azure mirage]

is he being controlled by a rat

[naive holly]

Bro is bad at halfsword but the rat is good

[humble iris]

frau kenberg

[naive holly]

Symbiosis

[azure mirage]

LO

[shell bronze]

that's right i have venom powers

[placid coyote]

what

[signal wedge]

what

[azure mirage]

he turns black

[placid coyote]

no like ratatouille

[azure mirage]

and becomes better in half sword

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434392704900530357/39D3371.MP4?ex=690accce&is=69097b4e&hm=912407d1db2930de65325ddf564365da12bfbded7cf29ce0dec87dc9483ec76e&

i actually transform into irl willie

[azure mirage]

yeaaah

[wooden egret]

so is halfsword enhancer safe?

[azure mirage]

..yeah?

it's the most used mod

u can use virustotal on the file if ur that type of person

[wooden egret]

i only heard of it just now and the moment i did download it anti virus flagged it

wanted to be sure

[azure mirage]

yeah it's just windows defender being itself

does that with most mods since it injects to the halfsword exe

and windows doesn't like that i guess

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433670498956607499/7936491.MP4?ex=690a2673&is=6908d4f3&hm=ce7cadb7a0e0a226558baa5ec4431f8e92106ac206385133a67ddb15b409e308&

[humble iris]

too fast to comprehend

[shell bronze]

4 slices in 2 seconds

[azure mirage]

me deutch is scheitze

🦜

[edgy eagle]

well

[humble iris]

there we go

thats what we wanted!!!

[edgy eagle]

me being me i somehow fucked up the ovrdths selector

[humble iris]

ok no more clips for today

i am tired

[signal wedge]

ok

[azure mirage]

dudes tired

[shell bronze]

dude's tired

[deep shale]

i believe ovrdth's selector is stored in the documents folder
so you can nuke it's entire installation folder and try a fresh install

[mellow geyser]

i just started playing the demo again after a while and im now realizing there is already mods lol. this game might be one the best indie games on the market once it comes out. as if it already isnt lol

[deep shale]

im always thinking about the game's future

me thinks we gotta get more streamers to play the game
like, we've gotten asmon, casoh, jerma, maybe some other people

[mellow geyser]

my biggest wonder is what full release is gunna be like

i also wonder how long after the game comes out will there be a lightsaber mod lol

if i did read it right and the demo really is only about 5% of what we are going to get id be willing to pay more then most games personally

[small glen]

@shell bronze When are votes in?

(sorry if i woke you up.)

[valid smelt]

I would've paid for the demo tbh :D

I've played the demo more than most finished games

[storm prairie]

imo opinion this game is a quadruple A game

AAAA

they could easily charge 100 euro
and i would have no problem

[tough hollow]

i would have about 4 problems with that

[quaint ingot]

unlike the junk ubisoft called a AAAA game

[small glen]

ignore my friend sighing

[mellow geyser]

AAAAA game

[slow heron]

can we get LAN co-op

habibi

Habib pls

[azure mirage]

There will be local split screen whenever early access gets released

#faq talks about mp

[sleek geode]

guys my game keeps crashing ive watched tutorials but nothing works

<@&1080390104562016306> can anyone help me?

[restive garnet]

#modmail please make a mod mail, Don't ping entire mod team, for game issue

[sleek geode]

oh ok mb i dont know how to

nvm

[restive garnet]

All good

[valid smelt]

Turn off blood

[sleek geode]

wdym turn off?

[valid smelt]

Blood is the biggest cause of crashes in the game, if you don't want to turn it all the way off then turn it way down

[sleek geode]

oh is that y?>

i have blood on max but it only started crashing after i beat the challenge mode

[valid smelt]

It's not certain if it's causing the crashes for you specifically but turning it down can help

[sleek geode]

ok ill try thx

[clear vortex]

gore can be at any setting you just can't have blood on

[vital perch]

for any gamers that enjoy maces:

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1434900544677216276

[small glen]

old mace clip

[vital perch]

you should post it there

[bold radish]

parry and disarm

[vale totem]

why do the bots keep kneeling on one knee?
hopefully in EA or Full Release they make it so they kneel on both

https://tenor.com/view/gg-gif-4651134511147380882

[vital perch]

so they look like the main character when they die

i mean take kcd1's cover for example

[bold radish]

bonk

[bold radish]

relatable i do this too irl

mm

[vital perch]

mmm..

good.

the shield however

get rid of it

[bold radish]

i love striking people wiht the shield edge

but ye its also fun to run them into a corner and RAIN HELL

[vital perch]

get rid of it you're shaming your own mace kind

[bold radish]

im not mace kind

im sword kind

occasionally enjoying a bonk

[vital perch]

then do it properly

[bold radish]

yes, so with shield

[bold radish]

thats a two handed amce

[small glen]

still an mace

[bold radish]

alr screw your stupid gatekeeping ill just use the sword forever

like my kcd1 gear with light armor and shortsword

[small glen]

Fuck this, i say

[arctic wave]

Lmao

Is there and opt somewhere, so I can send my own clips here. As it’s not working for me… Or is it a stay longer than 10 mins (I did just join)?

[quaint ingot]

I think it’s related to your server level

[small glen]

@vital perch Love taps

[vital perch]

beuatiful but the shield..

[small glen]

the shield does nothing..

besides block a portion of my view on the side i am facing

[bitter ice]

woah

[vital perch]

you should join the mace club

[small glen]

no

[hollow pond]

Warhammer better

[vital perch]

it is somewhat a mace isnt it

[cinder osprey]

It is good

I say

We should mammer

[vital perch]

mfw the ai is in a bossfight

[small glen]

i just did willie so dirty 😭

Slight overreaction

[young saffron]

how do you do this. tell me now or I'll eat willie

[grave pier]

Install Universal unreal engine 5 unlocker

[coarse jolt]

Decided to actually play gauntlet, was fun

[young saffron]

thx

[coarse jolt]

Mf menacing as hell

[small glen]

rate this gif

[young saffron]

🐢 /10

[small glen]

enraged turtle smashes Willie balls

[mental kelp]

There’s literally a mace guild brah

[small glen]

I am now the bee turtle

[small glen]

Wassup

[mental kelp]

Hello bee turtle, formerly pointy stick enjoyer

[small glen]

Yep

My plancon days are over

[vital perch]

let me cook with this

[small glen]

It's now looking like a Bumble bee while having a shell

(I'll still be the Plançon informative)

[vital perch]

@small glen

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1435194575965651027/GFnCjDKb.gif

[shell bronze]

why so all he can do is beat people in their heads in the exact same way every time?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435048012815536259/6810121.MP4?ex=690a8c1c&is=69093a9c&hm=826cc6270ed3a2910bdca3a319fd84296d841922267ae7a62abc21f3613db16a&

[vital perch]

mace is mace

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435048307184631879/3B0C401.MP4?ex=690a8c62&is=69093ae2&hm=eb418ae09822294b48efb8d7588e468d01a474a8551e3fe703f5150634daedb8&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435049255151734874/6887CB1.MP4?ex=690a8d44&is=69093bc4&hm=5570691acb1487b7613f075a53feb638cdd82e53bd43540aad49bd24c6992ea3&

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[shy fossil]

that was an interesting strike

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435051415096791181/FAC5EB1.MP4?ex=690a8f47&is=69093dc7&hm=0c14a6c931e274ac5fbc251f9e2ea2a1882d3a0bdca4cb3c907e386895077a2d&

[weak osprey]

Not only does it hit a head but also break bones

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1434410433233555591/36C7071.MP4?ex=690add51&is=69098bd1&hm=b2647594af81116343f5006a0e2e12fd065b52d0cb2a38f27f60a29c58b9efed&

[mental kelp]

Talm bout some maces doing the same thing over and over but sending these two clips

[shell bronze]

and what makes you so different

your clips include the occasional floaty counter-attack and easy swipes against one handed fodder

[mental kelp]

I play against long sword just the same

If something cool happens and it also happens to be against fodder I send it

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433344955254046741/3543E41.MP4?ex=690af183&is=6909a003&hm=3e6392007ef66f6954b664473596040244e6cb84ed002be10a6659f8d2251f7d&

only so many ways you can kill someone with a sword

[mental kelp]

But u sent the two that make the exact clueless formula

When saying all mace can do is bonk

So presents the irony

[shell bronze]

the real clueless formula is the ability to kill a lot of people with a lot of weapons and make it look cool

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435058005182779504/4338691.MP4?ex=690a956a&is=690943ea&hm=762f26324fc3b68dc828d0f938c1a21fc0eb42dae02d332560e72e25b688a6ac&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435061506633895997/4D3AAA1.MP4?ex=690a98ad&is=6909472d&hm=12bfc42ce4b42d1e95a2ffdbfc1686d06441c02a902d7f9c944accd076ee9c91&

[mental kelp]

And then milk it

Important step

[idle crane]

[shell bronze]

like a tv channel i don't always have new stuff to show people

so why not tap into the method and designate certain times for new fresh content that will surely be reposted when i'm away from my pc to ensure a wider audience

[mental kelp]

The lion posts once and cares not if it’s viewed widely

[shell bronze]

you will be forgotten

[mental kelp]

Already

Clueless glaze is too strong in this server

[idle crane]

I will remember you Johans Langenswert

[cunning aspen]

Medieval kids puzzle

[weak osprey]

very easy puzzle for kids

[shell bronze]

difficult

it says 2-4 years on the box but took me 5 to solve

[weak osprey]

Also comes with free sword

[gaunt grotto]

why i can't play anymore the playtest?

[weak osprey]

It's gone pal

It's been dished out by the demo

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1427574362541658133/146B291.MP4?ex=690b0b3b&is=6909b9bb&hm=e46e12129953e2b33e812533444c2aba44a561186879b1de14df35a9b50d45a4&

[gaunt grotto]

so now the demo is the old playtest?

[weak osprey]

The demo ain't the old playtest

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/lightning-bolt-gif-10297555197318505984

Pretty good tho, as I watched it, I could hear that Jamaican guy say:

One, two, shake it... shake it...

[inland aurora]

Can someone please make a mma/ufc or boxing mod that would be so good

[round stone]

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1432537835029794866/1B0BE71.MP4?ex=690aa4d3&is=69095353&hm=1344fd6489e8cef4946ab3ebfe988e4415f1510c848aaff8fe54336cbd6c4f59&

[round stone]

Fist fight will be reworked in the ea release tho

[bold radish]

bro got deleted

[weak osprey]

blud tryna flex his teeth

[weak osprey]

[bold radish]

man vs 120mm HE

[weak osprey]

absolutely obliterated

[bold radish]

just flesh wounds

sike

dropped my sword and had to beat this mf with knife

distract the enemy

[round stone]

Insane parry

[weak osprey]

Tis but a scratch

[balmy warren]

So when is the game being release?

[idle crane]

anytime from now to decmber 31st

[balmy warren]

Nice

Ty

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-futurama-the-best-kind-of-correct-yes-yep-gif-5787390

[silent timber]

i cant wait for the lightsaber to be added

[dark folio]

You sure

[silent timber]

sorry i meant the Lichtschwert

[karmic orchid]

bruh why is dislocated shoulder exist ?

[split crescent]

They’re verniers man

[slow badge]

"The game will cost 70 dollars with 20 dollar bevis and buthead skins"-Willie

[hollow pond]

I didn’t say that, stop putting words in my mouth

[lunar sapphire]

guys how do I snap a limb or the neck of willy

[odd ember]

How are you guys playing the non-abyss mode?

[naive holly]

Press play demo at the top left

Not the red abyss button

Swap between gauntlet and freeplay at the bottom right

[naive holly]

With a lot of force

[lunar sapphire]

smart

but

yeah just dont click the abyss button

easy

[rain cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-kawaii-anime-boy-cringe-neckbeard-discord-gif-3671169381323451686

[odd ember]

Thank you man I appreciate it!

[naive holly]

These arent fantastic clips trying to find the nasty ones .

But you just have to hit them at the joint.

[naive holly]

Increasing your gore settings makes it easier btw

[naive holly]

Alright thaaats the example i wanted

[rapid bronze]

farming

[uncut monolith]

Dude, is the black gambeson sword guy satan or something

[fathom topaz]

If youre talking about the grete champion of commoner, yes. If you want an easier W, pick peasan with the pitchfork and use that peasant for both peasant and commoner tierz

You can do the easy stab stab with pitchfork for the W

[fathom topaz]

Acorn thats the best screenshot i've seen

[karmic furnace]

putting this guy to sleep fr

[naive holly]

Not the hand over the mouth 😭

[karmic furnace]

why is willie so nonchalant about ts

[sharp pier]

hes a demon

[naive holly]

Idk but its horrifying

He a sociopath fr

[karmic furnace]

real

ts game would be so peak on vr

🥹

[tight isle]

vengance from the grave

[weak osprey]

Poor ol willy

[karmic furnace]

willie is not nice to the other willies

[small glen]

It's... a mace?

[muted aspen]

Eh, minor flesh wound

[karmic furnace]

how did this happen

[small glen]

Grab it

[muted aspen]

ngl I'm not sure I can explain it... I think as I killed the other guy he dropped his sword and it fell between my arm and side and then it just sorta phased through my torso. It hurts to move, but I'm not badly damaged

[viral phoenix]

firmly grasp it

[small glen]

Grab it!!

[lunar sapphire]

hi ladies

[muted aspen]

I wish I had thought of that before going to next fight lol

[small glen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1435192504864608296/WillieDeath.gif

[lunar sapphire]

oh ok

[viral phoenix]

you can have that shield on your back?

[small glen]

Yeah

It's my loadout

I named it Bee turtle

Because black and yellow with a giant fuckass shield on the back

[short cloud]

straight disrespect

[dark folio]

Why not turtle bee

[muted aspen]

why is clifford not a red big dog

[small glen]

Because why not

[dark folio]

Because daylight savings exist

[short cloud]

didnt know they added weed

[austere tinsel]

you can see the pain in his willie

[dawn trellis]

guys full release soon?

[sleek gull]

Soon.

[dawn trellis]

at college and all i can think about is half sword

i just wanna beat someone with the blunt end of a short spear

[zinc zenith]

tf hahahaha

[dawn trellis]

i miss willie 💔

Half sword withdrawal 💔🙏

[zinc zenith]

grab an umbrella and beat someone with it

[dawn trellis]

i don’t have, i might have to settle for a candle holder

[zinc zenith]

even better

wonder if they're gonna add the option to keep the candle on the holder and set willies on fire

[dawn trellis]

IMAHINE

YO

FLAMING BOLTS

CROSSBOW

i’m onto something trust

[zinc zenith]

bro cookin

[dawn trellis]

not as much as willie will be

get it

i’m funny

[tough yew]

what'd you do if you see this guy

[small glen]

Calling in an airstrike

[brittle bridge]

I ask him if he needs a ladder

[dawn trellis]

lowkey bending over and taking it like a good boy

[tough yew]

all valid responses, thank you

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/holidays-happyholidays-christmas-merrychristmas-donaldduck-gif-3577551

[dawn trellis]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jSpAzUPRP-CDWBDao

do we know why this happens

[sharp sky]

will

[dawn trellis]

good answer

[brittle bridge]

because stationary weapons do more damages than swung weapons in this game sometimes

[dawn trellis]

oh strange

[sharp sky]

because half sword physics

[sleek gull]

This could have been so incredily epic lol

[dawn trellis]

does anyone have any genuine tips and tricks for weapon control and how to get better

[dawn trellis]

i be trying to throw all the time, they act like a helicopter every time

then spin on the ground like a top

[sharp sky]

you KILL

thats IT

[small glen]

So ig the stop killing games initiative died

[dawn trellis]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jPveWkDNgnTSyCoSd

[timber pilot]

horse

[dawn trellis]

also how does the loadout saver work?

[small glen]

Medieval Clay shooting

[sharp sky]

BEE

but thats a horse

hm

https://tenor.com/view/guy-humping-chair-gif-18286907000691505635

hmmmmm

[vital perch]

"the commoner mace sucks"

the commoner mace:

[dawn trellis]

🙏👀

[small glen]

I leave now

[vital perch]

if you're talking abt overdth's loadout saver :

it saves the current loadout you have on your willie (including one you have during combat) , make sure you load your loadout during the gamemode selection

[dawn trellis]

o am talking about that, however i have no idea how i would even go about downloading it lol

[vital perch]

nexus mods

[velvet pier]

whats the most under rated wepon in half sword

[brittle bridge]

the shield

[velvet pier]

short billhook

[brittle bridge]

nah that shit is rated low for a reason, thats ragebait

[deep shale]

short voulge

[velvet pier]

only when it lands

no

[brittle bridge]

that tend to be the thing with every weapons in the game,

[velvet pier]

the large knife anyone

[brittle bridge]

and actually that weapons is reputable to not do anything even if it lands

[velvet pier]

i slit a dude throat with it 5 second in to a fight

[sharp sky]

sickle

sickle best weapon

[velvet pier]

no

[sharp sky]

okay knife user

i use SICKLE

[velvet pier]

long billhook

[sharp sky]

i use the REGULAR SICKLE

[velvet pier]

and im blunt wepons all the

way

[brittle bridge]

is this the battle of the mid? its like a competitions against the 2 worst weapons in the game

[velvet pier]

long bill ho is lopsideed but op

[deep shale]

if it murders willy its not the worst worst weapon

[sharp sky]

is this the battle of unskilled? youre just having a skill issue

[brittle bridge]

a non weapon is better, id rather have a shield lol

[deep shale]

the lantern from the abyss is a great weapon

[sharp sky]

nope

[velvet pier]

dude i decaped a dude with it

[sharp sky]

you dont know how to use the Sickle...

[velvet pier]

and dont say plancon

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[velvet pier]

big spike stick

[sharp sky]

okay BYE

[velvet pier]

french stick with spikes is plancon

[vital perch]

plancon is a bitch weapon

[velvet pier]

yes

[brittle bridge]

agree

[vital perch]

and it's not an opinion

[velvet pier]

warhamr

[vital perch]

it's a fact

[velvet pier]

dagger in knight tear

yesss

[thick sand]

guys any idea on how to fix the fatal error crash ? i tried everything i found on the internet and the closest i got was turning off gore which 1) strips a part of the games charm away 2) is a temporary fix that only works give or take until i start fighting the baron who id like to actualyl get to defeat

haha theres a difference ?

idk everyone on the internet that ive found says gore

[vague surge]

blood and gore are seperate settings, so yes

gore is dismemberment and blood is blood

[valid smelt]

Yeah turn blood down

I put it about halfway myself and never crash

[thick sand]

i was always just turning down the violence setting at the start so they were both down

totally forgot you can do it in the settings too

[valid smelt]

Gore can be at max, it doesn't crash the game

[thick sand]

i still crash even at gentle

with 0 blood 0 gore

[brittle bridge]

potato

[deep shale]

if you get the error, i think you can try alt-tabbing back into the game

its worked for me once or twice

[thick sand]

i have an rtx 5070ti amd ryzen 9 9950x3d and 64gb ram i really dont think specs are the issue here

[thick sand]

it works for about a minute then it full turns it off

[brittle bridge]

uninstal and reinstal then, youre the first one with that problem

from what ive seen usually blood off just fixes it

[thick sand]

tried verifying game files haventg tried uninstalling yet

[brittle bridge]

do you have mods?