halfsword-chat-⚔

[minor frigate]

is frank a new playable character or a boss?

[fathom cipher]

Is EA out yet or?

[tender quest]

orrrrrrr?

[small glen]

i was going to kick him, but i had a change of heart

[small glen]

is this a new outfit for your loadout?

[minor frigate]

i mean when ea gets released is frank GONNA be playable or is he npc

[small glen]

likely a playable character idk

but idk where frank is coming from

i mentioned it before but i backread and i found nothing on it

[tender quest]

same loadout, unless you're talking about the way older loadout that i had with less armour

[small glen]

Konrad and Willie the only two confirmed characters

i assume Konrad is german

Willie is british

[minor frigate]

konrad?

is the the guy with hair in that one clip with the trap

[small glen]

looks less armored, which is why i am asking

[small glen]

Hair is likely a cosmetic choice

We don't know who Konrad is

[tender quest]

which is why im asking for clarification 😂

[small glen]

just the fact that he is playable

[small glen]

the one in the clip 😭

[tender quest]

same loadout i always use

[muted aspen]

Why british? He could easily be Wilhelm

That was actually my assumption the whole time

[small glen]

because.. willie is by default british?

[minor frigate]

speaking of british

[muted aspen]

apparently my default settings are messed up

[minor frigate]

what are the 4 differen kingdoms called

blue and red is england right?

[tender quest]

his name is Wilhelm Fischer

[fierce umbra]

its out

[fathom cipher]

Cool

[solemn holly]

it's the flags for england, france, HRE, and bohemia

[minor frigate]

hre?

[small glen]

its France

Germany

Britain

and Bohemia

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-chat-gif-12337312190850803514

[small glen]

there is more factions coming i am pretty sure

[minor frigate]

im assuming german is the yellow flag

[muted aspen]

holy roman empire, i'd assume, which makes the inclusion of Bohemia a bit confusing

[small glen]

these are just the ones for now

[shell forge]

This is probably my most successful attempt at jumpstarting a Willie

[muted aspen]

where are yall seeing these flags and names though?

[minor frigate]

when you reach militia tier in gauntlet mode

[versed wedge]

Half sword: Gifted power
Half Blade Duel Combat: Pure effort

[minor frigate]

you only see flag

not name

[small glen]

if i had to assume what factions will release later on: Hungaria, Burgundy, Italy

[minor frigate]

LOL

[small glen]

the blue with the Fluer is France

[muted aspen]

I meant "willie" but now I see you meant the faction flags

[small glen]

the eagle is Germany, the white lion is Bohemia, and the Blue and red is Britain

[muted aspen]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_of_the_Holy_Roman_Empire#/media/File:Banner_of_the_Holy_Roman_Emperor_with_haloes_(1430-1806).svg

[small glen]

white and red shields is Bohemia, yellow with eagle shields is Germany

YELLOW lions and red is a UK shield

blue with fluer is France

[muted aspen]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/Banner_of_the_Bohemian_Coat_of_Arms.svg/1280px-Banner_of_the_Bohemian_Coat_of_Arms.svg.png

[minor frigate]

will there be great helms in EA?

or houndskull helmets?

[solemn holly]

great helms are 13th century

this game is 15th century

[minor frigate]

"The great helm fell into disuse during the 15th century; however it was used commonly in tournaments" - Wikipedia

[sour galleon]

i have a feeling that tommorow we will get some news

[muted aspen]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_flags#/media/File:Royal_standard_of_England_(1406–1603).svg

[small glen]

i am pretty sure in the lore of this game they are going with, its a full on war

[minor frigate]

so maybe like a 1 in 100 chance to get a great helm

[shell forge]

I have successfully breathed life into a headless Willie!

[small glen]

Judging by how the upcoming maps are in forest, castles, streets

This is just a war

[vital perch]

mace is the best weapon

[deep shale]

HOME RUN!!

[minor frigate]

what form of witchcraft is this?

[vital perch]

BURN THE WITCH

[shell forge]

Half Sword Enhanced + goedendag shoved up neck stump + 4 spears shoved up ass

[deep shale]

jesus H

[minor frigate]

also hot take:

[azure mirage]

hot is hot

[minor frigate]

The veteran tier barbute helmet is the best looking helmet in the game

[versed wedge]

I once were cutting up the beggar boss and when he had no limbs he started crawling away from me

[azure mirage]

yeah probably

[azure mirage]

lol

[shell forge]

He's not dead because he would've turned into a skeleton and fall through the abyss if he were

[frigid vessel]

gong in nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti

[shell forge]

So i figured he just needed a jumpstart

[minor frigate]

also is there a translation for whatever the hell willie says when he lets people live and moves on to the next fght

or just shit like "RAGGAMUFFIN"

[idle crane]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[amber vessel]

HEDGEBORN

[short kettle]

im playing as baron against beggers rn

[minor frigate]

thanks @idle crane

[glass yacht]

I managed to do that once

[wooden gazelle]

i swear on everything the only annoying thing in gauntlet mode is the first boss

[vital perch]

skill issue

learn to shift + S

[glass yacht]

i think its by quitting the game in free mode with a specific rank and then opening the game and entering immediately

[wooden gazelle]

tf u think im doing

he runs me over like a bulldozer

[empty shard]

Nah that's just any south American city

[vital perch]

there is a knife in the middle of the arena , take it and stab the fucker

[deep shale]

this is life changing advice, its the most important aspect to melee combat

[short kettle]

skill issue, just as john said

[minor frigate]

i like using the spade

[empty shard]

Everywhere you can get mugged and you have to try to fight it off

[minor frigate]

imo best beggar weapon

[vital perch]

@wooden gazelle take notes on dodging

[muted aspen]

I actually take the opposite approach, run sidelong/diagonal at him to make him miss once and then charge in as close as possible

[deep shale]

1st boss used to style on me
but after some practice
now i style on the boss

[wooden gazelle]

i can dodge, it just takes ages 😭

[glass yacht]

yup i did the thing again

[deep shale]

you guys have seen my clips so i wont post them again

[glass yacht]

now im fighting in full armor against a beggar

if i could only send screenshots

[vital perch]

#game-footage-🎮🎥

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/false-gif-10814314758405640492

[short kettle]

isn't it so that you have to play as the guy you want to be, exit the game, and comeback later and play free mode?

[vital perch]

proof

[vital perch]

where one hit kos? 🤔

[versed wedge]

"team rocket's blasting off again!" ahh moment

[glass yacht]

I did it by choosing the rank (in free mode), then quitting, then joining, switching to free mode and playing

[minor frigate]

half sword stance with the thick swiss voulge

[tender quest]

im sure they're in there somewhere, go find them

[vital perch]

as much as i'd like to im not looking through 6 thousand videos

[tender quest]

😄

[short kettle]

just like that? or did you wait like an hour or so before playing again

[minor frigate]

half sword stancing with the thick swiss voulge is honestly better than the placon a picot

[shell forge]

I think Willie is enjoying those spears

[glass yacht]

nope didnt wait at all

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428801654869725416/twearking.gif

[short kettle]

unfair, i always have to wait a few hours to even days

[sour galleon]

guys is it just me or are the physics wobbly now, like before the april fools update, i could easily foot sweep willie and let him fall on the ground, now somethings preventing him to fall down

and when i knock him out, and he leans back and falls, it looks like hes on the moon

[young saffron]

so beautiful🥹

[glass yacht]

how do i use shields guys

they are weird

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-for-real-for-real-gif-26043543

[glass yacht]

i find myself not playing with shields ever

only time I used a shield was to beat the beggar boss with hamnmer + buckler + helmet combo

[young saffron]

what's that song?

that shit sounds gnarly

(in a good way)

[small glen]

its from MGRR

Red Sun

[storm prairie]

red sun

[young saffron]

thx

[storm prairie]

red sun over paradise

[hasty blade]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1434983881890595061

[robust wind]

yeah, and planson

both are fucking awesome

[vital perch]

plancon is a bitch weapon

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[robust wind]

nuh uh

[vital perch]

change my mind then

[young saffron]

it takes so much skill

you need so much more skill than any mace user

[small glen]

i am mastering turtle gaming

[robust wind]

it's stick, with sharp spikes

what more do i have to say

[vital perch]

shit ur right mb

/s

[small glen]

Discord jumpscare

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-peekaboo-hello-shy-sticking-my-neck-out-gif-4544392

[young saffron]

armadillo willie

armawillo

[young sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/john-witherspoon-spray-pooping-smells-good-lawd-willie-gif-10172219

[wheat leaf]

Willadillo?

[small glen]

this was called my bee willie loadout

but it became turtle willie

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-you-willie-i-need-you-love-heart-gif-16007100

me to willie

cuz he's so beautiful

🥹

[wheat leaf]

Minion Willie

Give him blue pants

[young saffron]

and give him weird goggles

[wheat leaf]

I’m hoping after EA there will be way more assets to make modded weapons/clothing out of

Maybe then minion goggles would be possible

Totally worthless game until then ngl I don’t know why we playing without minions

No banana’s either

[wheat leaf]

Btw why’s your game so vibrantly blue

[quiet ferry]

I’m gonna give willie a crippling disease

[wheat leaf]

Dx11 vs 12 ?

[small glen]

Shaders

it makes colors brighter

[wheat leaf]

“What shader you want”
“Yeah gimme the blue one”

[quiet ferry]

Kiwami 3

[wheat leaf]

Makes just blue brighter

[small glen]

it makes everything brighter

[wheat leaf]

You think you da ba Dee da ba die?

Prob don’t even know the song

[dawn trellis]

full release in 30 mins

[wheat leaf]

W the dlc??

[small glen]

i play on med graphics for clips

but on high everything is bright

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429665963057352734/187DBD1.MP4?ex=690a156f&is=6908c3ef&hm=50a9a3b242eb0440404e588d6701e5efb13a075897d6808fc5c5c57a1924527c&

[small glen]

i am turtle gaming

shank

[shell forge]

This was a slap fight i didn't expect to win

[shell bronze]

the self react spam is crazy

[muted aspen]

pretty sure that's d'ih

[jolly nexus]

true

[upbeat zenith]

is there a release date yet

[sleek gull]

Is this new slang that recently dropped?

[jolly nexus]

unlock the secret level

[grave pier]

Universal unreal engine 5 unlocker

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434077611700650014/45D2331.MP4?ex=690a501a&is=6908fe9a&hm=69c612bc365a620b822a8fdcf461cbbb4931be23cb062b019cad6df9e827e229&

[sleek gull]

what the hell is dih?

nope, that jibberish does not help

[supple ember]

lmao

[sleek gull]

If I am translating correctly. you are working around saying Dick?

then just say Dick

[supple ember]

Yes, its the new way of saying dick

Its now Dih

[shell bronze]

the rotting of brain

[supple ember]

because of brain rot

[sleek gull]

fuckin children, man lol

[muted aspen]

I am 30 years old and this makes me feel ancient

[upbeat zenith]

is there a release date yet guys?

[supple ember]

I am 19 and its still stupid

[cloud yew]

it's dumb but getting pretentious about it is way more dumb

[small glen]

i am more confused on why this guy says nothing but dih

[supple ember]

He likes it

[muted aspen]

I've got two kids

[shell bronze]

he eats it

[sleek gull]

He can't get enough of the DIH

[small glen]

he has said dih 519 times

[shell bronze]

it cannot be that good bro

[small glen]

520 now

[small glen]

this guy has also only been here for like 2 months

keep that mind

[sleek gull]

Might need an age check on that guy.

[supple ember]

lmao

wild

Gotta ID that guy

[small glen]

are you fucking kidding me

there is no way you have 521 messages here

[supple ember]

He likes dih too much

[small glen]

THAT MEANS 99% OF YOUR MESSAGES IS JUST DIH

[sleek gull]

It sounds childish.

[shell bronze]

the question is what kind of a problem do YOU have with it

to be saying it more than i do my autistic stims and verbal tics

[hollow delta]

lately the fun challenge i set for myself is to do carnage while preventing anybody from dying lol. (even if they get broken arms and are crippled from waist down)

straight batman type shi

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234268101806391386/1410156142054608966/togif.gif

[sleek gull]

Only to you sir, read the room.

[upper wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/invisible-food-no-food-no-food-cooking-cooking-invisible-food-gif-26221963

[cloud yew]

let's talk about half sword this conversation is beyond performative by most parties

[small glen]

False alarm

[shell bronze]

what's wrng with a little dilly dallying once in a while

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-ultratime-gif-25562921

[small glen]

But pc is having a stroke

Harder than Clueless when he sees me pull out the 350th Plancon clip

[cloud yew]

nothing boss i've just sene mods be sticklers about not talking about the game in the game oriented chat

anyways i wished they'd add a bar mace to the game but it's too antiquated appearantly

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433670498956607499/7936491.MP4?ex=690a2673&is=6908d4f3&hm=ce7cadb7a0e0a226558baa5ec4431f8e92106ac206385133a67ddb15b409e308&

[small glen]

Is your pfp Sol from the older Guilty gear games

[cloud yew]

it is Dart from Legend of Dragoon

but i like Sol he's cute too

[small glen]

Darn

[shell bronze]

if it's an adjacent/briefly branched-off topic i let it be until it gets past a point and/or seems like it will have no end

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434075854643794032/6E119B1.MP4?ex=690a4e77&is=6908fcf7&hm=e726cfcb40fbd9bd2c79651d5fe5c1ea62f2603c3c0f14a0ebbb3e30beadde9a&

[cloud yew]

oh YOU'RE a mod LMAO oopsie

[small glen]

Clueless, this might seem crazy. But I haven't used the Plancon in like 5 hours

[outer elbow]

mine is my wonderful husband demoman fr

[cloud yew]

my real husband is Rugal Bernstein the things i would do

[hasty bloom]

do we have any clues besides "Sooooooon" as to when the EA will launch?

[shell bronze]

conversations move in different directions often and it's just part of talking on discord, i usually let people clean up after themselves

[small glen]

They going have to glue you back together, in hell!

[cloud yew]

time to go get lunch

[shell bronze]

december is coming up and you're asking me what the santa hat can be used for???

[small glen]

Expecting logic from a guy who vocabulary is just dih is a bit much

[outer elbow]

i approve this statement

[small glen]

Sick

[balmy wind]

Simple flick cuts really are just something Willie can't defeat lol

[shell bronze]

it's a funny sticker

[vital perch]

bye bye

[outer elbow]

so in december 25th this guy jesus was born, and bla bla now we got santa, look what hat he wears

[small glen]

Why

[shell bronze]

you have said the exact same brainrot term several hundred times and now you're here questioning the validity and context of some goofy stickers

i'm crine 😂😂

[small glen]

Crineless

[outer elbow]

hi crine im dad

[frigid vessel]

really fun challenge actually

[outer elbow]

dont interact with maxii, i think its a hedgeborn

[hollow delta]

insult in the game lol

[shell bronze]

yes actually

[wheat leaf]

Like calling someone poor, so poor they were born in a hedge opposed to a building

[shell bronze]

it's in the term brain rot

[wheat leaf]

I love the insult lmao

‘You so broke you were born in a bush’

[outer elbow]

":3" spotted we love cat emoticon

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-halfblord-gif-18136212022161140938

[outer elbow]

dude after reading the transcribed insults i was laughing my ass off

[hollow delta]

https://tenor.com/view/add-to-favourites-gif-17225530979352025795

[wheat leaf]

Typical walk through the Bronx

[outer elbow]

whats up UR ass 😭

[balmy wind]

this is the shit i witness in abyss only to get caught in a screaming loop after losing a finger

[shell bronze]

youre the one who keeps bringing it up but ok

[hasty bloom]

anyone have an idea when the Early Access will drop?

[shell bronze]

fun times right

[wheat leaf]

Today

[hasty bloom]

lol i wish

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428801654869725416/twearking.gif

[wheat leaf]

Asked for an idea not the truth

[balmy wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769476774269681674/1266235443746308137/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[outer elbow]

proof that shakesphere is still alive

[wheat leaf]

I don’t shake my sphere

[outer elbow]

oh i love this

[wheat leaf]

Call me shakespheres the way I jiggle these- yeah I probably shouldn’t finish the joke

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/ilkka-alanwake-alan-wake-ilkkavilli-ilkka-villi-gif-2630542062964929161

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/kai-cenat-explosion-wheelchair-gif-12024982760642849298

[slow heron]

on your belly is a wet willie it be smelly n bounce like jelly

[storm prairie]

guys will wrestling ever be back

[quaint vector]

remember, willie is your opponent. Not your enemy

[bold radish]

willie is the mortal foe

[quaint vector]

remember you also are willie

[bold radish]

fight until death

one willy must remain

[quaint vector]

you also should not leave willie suffering

[bold radish]

honourable enemies gain quick death

[shell forge]

I love how I manage to pull off explosive punches when PlayClaw decides to not work

[shell forge]

And Steam Overlay's video recorder is kinda not optimized

[quaint vector]

it must be done

[bold jacinth]

i try to finish my battles either bloodless or with survivable non crippling injuries

[bold radish]

and a prayer

[bold jacinth]

if ive hurt the opponent with an injury that he cannot live comfortably/normally with then i will grant him execution

[quaint vector]

that is perfection

fits my code perfectly

[wooden yew]

this game need vr

[hollow delta]

thats what im sayin

[quaint vector]

should I do the honors?

or should the mother nature do it for me

[quaint vector]

where did you keep the polearm?

[shell bronze]

he has the ability to materialize anything

[bold radish]

mercy

[quaint vector]

he really hit that

(pro editor btw)

[tough hollow]

🚨

[wheat leaf]

Realistically, it’d be fairly easy to make mordhau grip possible for all swords, and thus alternate grips for polearms if they allowed halfsword to be engaged from switched stance(X)

[sand herald]

https://tenor.com/view/bfh-deagle-deagle-secret-secret-reload-bfh-battlefield-hardline-gif-27094427

[rancid frigate]

Add fsr and dlss to your game please

[wheat leaf]

As if devs are gonna read that

[rancid frigate]

Yeah...

Gotta type it somewhere else

[muted aspen]

you could try in the "feedback" channel......

[rancid frigate]

Alright

[wheat leaf]

They ain’t read that either-

[muted aspen]

sure but makes a lot more sense than in a random chatroom

[wheat leaf]

Valid

[shell bronze]

honestly the easiest way is to just allow us to bind the right click to something other than half sword

and choose which grips/stances are available via X

for daggers instead of going 2h you can choose to reverse grip with right click

then go 2h with x instead if need be

[wheat leaf]

It’d make stance switches far smoother for polearms too, a quick shift to halfsword grip instead of having to wobbly floppily change hands w just rmb

[wheat leaf]

This I like tho 100%

Only reason to 2h a dagger is to make up for Willie’s lack of aim and wrist stability

Like I say tho it’d be the easiest way to implement mordhau grip

[viral spire]

how do i get playtest

[static python]

meeow

[azure mirage]

kkj

[bold radish]

type shit they did to kingslayers

[azure mirage]

yup

[viral spire]

how do u graple in demo

[azure mirage]

q/e

[viral spire]

yeah but like actually pinning them down

and doing crazy stuff

[outer elbow]

died in the craziest way

[rose spindle]

I read it but I'm not that kind of dev, unfortunately 🙁

[outer elbow]

a axe got splintered in my side, a abyss supply thing door clips in me

the door makes the axe dig into me more

and it splits me in half

[outer elbow]

woah a half sword guy

[signal wedge]

hi Milek

[rose spindle]

howdy 🙂

[signal wedge]

are you excited for EA

[azure mirage]

i didnt expect you to talk polish in that channel

[rose spindle]

very. I'm as excited as a gamer and can't wait to play the game same as you guys

[signal wedge]

same. I want to fight with swords in armor its one of my favorite things

[amber crane]

I need the entire sword 👍

[rose spindle]

I want to fight outnumbered but overpowered against a poorly equipped mob of enemies. Like Brave Stand but with even bigger discrepancy

[ivory spruce]

so like zombies?

peasnt zombies

[rose spindle]

I'm a patient man and have little free time, I can wait for release

[humble iris]

@vital perch wakey wakey

eggs and bakey

[rose spindle]

kinda, but thinking ones and armed, just poorly

[signal wedge]

Have you seen the short movie on YouTube called The Knight of Hope? If you haven't i recommend it; its basically what you just described and very well shot.

[rose spindle]

thanks, I will check it out

[amber crane]

I want full sword in November 👍

[rose spindle]

why not?
what channel?

[rose spindle]

I want a polished and sharp sword whenever it's ready

[amber crane]

👺

[quaint vector]

Polska górom tak wogóle

[humble iris]

scream if you love poland

[amber crane]

Understandable, have a great day

[outer elbow]

does pitchfork get nerfed in EA

😛

[quaint vector]

Thank you

Of course its understandablr

[quaint vector]

https://tenor.com/view/gritito-gif-17274376822241272426

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-tunisia-scream-if-you-love-tunisia-gif-7460596824698016449

[azure mirage]

i just didn't expect it

lol

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1434344277831585793/3A2EF61.MP4?ex=6909f6f4&is=6908a574&hm=8b07ef9e7a26877609940d93d6600b16596ce82dec68485daac9783ac691d1bd&

[quaint vector]

Sorry guys my patriotism sometimes gets a hold of me

[quaint vector]

anyway vote on me

[lunar sapphire]

thats very unsportsmanlike of you

[shell bronze]

let the monday afternoon clip spam commence

[lunar sapphire]

Afternoon?

[quaint vector]

its almost bed time bro

[quaint vector]

wdym he lost his main weapon and so do I, pulled out a dagger

[lunar sapphire]

i mean the uh

[quaint vector]

the vote

[lunar sapphire]

''anyway vote on me''

[quaint vector]

part?

welll

[lunar sapphire]

yeah

[quaint vector]

just

[lunar sapphire]

is rude

[quaint vector]

didnt everyone

[lunar sapphire]

btw im in the voting now too

[quaint vector]

say that

[lunar sapphire]

yay

[quaint vector]

good for you then

[lunar sapphire]

heh

pretty cool right

[quaint vector]

yeah it is

[small glen]

where are you guys seeing this dafuq

[quaint vector]

it sure is pretty cool

[lunar sapphire]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1433564192799064094

[clever marsh]

yo

[quaint vector]

yes vote on someone

preferably me

[clever marsh]

how is what he did rude? odesai

[lunar sapphire]

no

[quaint vector]

and maybe this guy

[lunar sapphire]

???

oh

[clever marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/btweers-gif-12554037691025205909

[shell bronze]

asking for votes is CRAZY

[lunar sapphire]

because hes asking for people to vote for him

[quaint vector]

https://tenor.com/view/no-image-perms-no-image-perks-no-image-gif-12889793216262706171

[lunar sapphire]

fr

could never be me

[quaint vector]

no no no, I'm just showing my skills

and saying

vote on me

im not begging

[small glen]

hell no

i am voting for my two pookies

[nimble cypress]

what are we voting on

[quaint vector]

who

[clever marsh]

@lunar sapphire u never answered me

[lunar sapphire]

what

I did

smh

[clever marsh]

oh

mb

[lunar sapphire]

yeah

buddy

dont forget it

jk

[clever marsh]

thought i was about the video

[quaint vector]

okay fine I wont ask for votes

[lunar sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-bartolozzi-joe-bartolozzi-jumping-joe-bartolozzi-hitting-the-griddy-joe-bart-joe-bartolozzi-streamer-gif-3474253785075615366

[nimble cypress]

^^^^

[quaint vector]

HS7

friend

[small glen]

Green goober and John Autumn are winning this shite 🔥

[lunar sapphire]

HS7

[nimble cypress]

what is hs7

[storm prairie]

what gain is there in bloodshed

[quaint vector]

hey hey hey autumn is basically my friend

so

[lunar sapphire]

me and Green goober and John Autumn are winning this fr 🔥

[nimble cypress]

YAY I CAN FINALLY UPLOAD STUFF HERE

[lunar sapphire]

THE half sword 7

[quaint vector]

• u will support small creators

[nimble cypress]

why are there seven of them

where do i vote

[lunar sapphire]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1433564192799064094

[quaint vector]

yes vote for everyone that you think is good at the game

[shell bronze]

and also active in the community

[nimble cypress]

can you guys vote for me (i fit NONE of the criteria)

[lunar sapphire]

are you in the thing

the voting

[nimble cypress]

wat thing

[lunar sapphire]

theres certain people that are in the voting buddy pal

17 people rn

but more can

[nimble cypress]

woahhh wait how do i get a custom loadout

[storm prairie]

be a goober

[quaint vector]

you have to use magic

[lunar sapphire]

mods

[nimble cypress]

what

[nimble cypress]

oh what mod specifically

sorryi got like 2 hours fo sleep

[quaint vector]

enhancer and ovrdeath

[nimble cypress]

im not totally here rn

[quaint vector]

in my opinion atleast

enhancer to make your loadout and ovrdth to save and load it

[small glen]

I just choose to not be part of it

Because I am not favorable community wise due to my weapon

[quaint vector]

whats ur weapon then

[small glen]

Plançon

I main the Plançon

[quaint vector]

okay I can see why

but

[small glen]

But I use other stuff

Like the scythe

[quaint vector]

i can still see it as a finesse weapon

[small glen]

And Falchion

[lunar sapphire]

i use a lightsaber

cause ijm cool

[quaint vector]

imagine lightsabers in halfsword

[lunar sapphire]

there already are

but

[sleek gull]

There is 'using' the Plancon, and then there is 'USING' the plancon. There is a difference.

[lunar sapphire]

its not as good

[small glen]

Yea

[quaint vector]

that checks out

[shell forge]

@round stone #photography📷 message

You could try slap-fighting until you strike Willie's lung or throat

[quaint vector]

you can manipulate ur opponents weapon with the plancon really well

[small glen]

Clueless and goober hate me due to the Plançon

Fr

[round stone]

Oh?

[shell forge]

If pain is disabled in HS Enhanced, a vital organ hit will have you curl your arms and unable to move them. You can still "swing" a held weapon by wildly turning around, where Willie's arms will instead be moved by the weapon's momentum, rather than player input. I think 2h swords and sharp axes are the best weapons to slap fight with

[small glen]

Imagine a world where I don't use the Plancon

[quaint vector]

anyway I was not begging for votes, I just want to be noticed by people as a new hs7 member

[small glen]

You're very clearly begging for votes

[quaint vector]

oh cmon

man

im new

[lunar sapphire]

guys I got promoted

[quaint vector]

congrats

[nimble cypress]

half sword enhancer says loadout manager coming soon?

[quaint vector]

promoted from what to what

[sleek gull]

I don't see an Ignis anywhere....

[lunar sapphire]

from member to higher tier member

so now I am technically better than regular members

heh

[small glen]

Factz

[quaint vector]

yeah bc Im new

[shell forge]

I thought John Halfsword was the second boss of 0.3

[nimble cypress]

im voting for clueless

i dont know how to vote though

[round stone]

Is there a room for a humble wind snake?

[nimble cypress]

also what does this mean

[quaint vector]

hold on before you do the obvious

[round stone]

in the great seven

[sleek gull]

Sorry, just 7.

[round stone]

DAMN

[nimble cypress]

i thought hse was supposed to have custom loadout

s

[quaint vector]

to save loadouts u will need ovrdth

[small glen]

Save loadout

[sleek gull]

Halfsword 7 is the JustUsLeague.

[small glen]

You spawn items with hse

[nimble cypress]

wait so i need to save it to customize it??

[quaint vector]

no, you spawn your desired items with enhancer

then

you save with ovrdth

[nimble cypress]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

got it

[lunar sapphire]

no

[small glen]

(I only expect Reclaimer, Autumn and Green goober to make it)

[lunar sapphire]

you spawn your stuff then press T

then you save with ovrdth

[quaint vector]

i mean

you can do that

[lunar sapphire]

otherwise it wont work

[quaint vector]

sure

[quaint vector]

wait actually

[lunar sapphire]

yup

[quaint vector]

i didnt know that

[lunar sapphire]

not anymore atleast

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[quaint vector]

anyway how did you got promoted

[lunar sapphire]

a mod gave me a promotion

[quaint vector]

i want one to

how do I earn it

[sleek gull]

Y'all aren't ready for the next member of the 7. Lilbread is about to take everyone by surprise.

[quaint vector]

I know this dude

[small glen]

Real?

[lunar sapphire]

you need to have my level of knowledge and connections

[quaint vector]

ahhhh okay

yeah thats unreachable for now

[lunar sapphire]

itll take you years to get what I got in days

[shell bronze]

yeah because it's such a fair and balanced weapon to use

[lunar sapphire]

peak

[quaint vector]

i mean it looked fun

maybe not enteirly balanced

but fun atleast

[small glen]

Is it balanced!! Because it wouldn't be a weapon if it wasn't smh

[nimble cypress]

alright

[tender quest]

get outclassed

[nimble cypress]

what do i do now that i ahve saved my loadout

[quaint vector]

did you save it in ovrdth?

[nimble cypress]

yess

[quaint vector]

if yes then after you die you can load it in

[nimble cypress]

can i like load it

[quaint vector]

by double clicking it

[placid coyote]

hi

[quaint vector]

in the ovrdth app

[small glen]

Besides clueless, I am good with the scythe too 💔

[quaint vector]

its a 10ft stick with a sharpie at the end

everyone is good with it

[small glen]

The scythe only has one sharp side

[placid coyote]

that sounds like a spear

[nimble cypress]

doesnt work

[small glen]

And it's facing in

[quaint vector]

curved sharipe

[nimble cypress]

im double clicking it but when i go back to the menu or the next battle, its all gone

[shell bronze]

you can also break some necks without needing the metal bits

[quaint vector]

try loading it in when you are between fights

[small glen]

Yeah it's easy

The funny blunt end

[nimble cypress]

nope

[quaint vector]

imagine if the plancon had another pointy thing on the backside

[nimble cypress]

i hold g when im done, load it, and it still doesnt work

[quaint vector]

mods help this fellow

as I have failed

[small glen]

Clueless is trying to bully, I demand a lawsuit

[small glen]

This is the first time I have seen you injured in a clip

[nimble cypress]

i also cant seem to find clothing in hse

somebody please hgelp me nothing is working

[small glen]

Body

[lunar sapphire]

click on arms or legs

[quaint vector]

there defintely is clothing

[small glen]

It's under body

[shell bronze]

i got leg swiped a few times

[nimble cypress]

dude idk maybe im just blind

[lunar sapphire]

in what world

[nimble cypress]

but still saving loadouts doesnt work

[lunar sapphire]

oh body for shirts and stuff

[lunar sapphire]

T

PRESS T

sjisdguj9sdguj

then do it in OVRDTH

[quaint vector]

oh yeah try that

it should work

[small glen]

Shield willie trying to not be a cheap bitch challenge (impossible)

[tender quest]

you should post your failures too, i like watching bloopers

[shell bronze]

buckler in man at arms is sad

[shell bronze]

i don't post skill issues unless they're funny

[quaint vector]

if he did that he would be diffrent for us

[tender quest]

different how?

[quaint vector]

I want to believe that clueless is unbeateble

dont ruin it

[placid coyote]

they should add willipy

[tender quest]

wont be able to hide skill issues when local mp drops

[small glen]

I am like 80% sure most of us have bloopers

[nimble cypress]

yyyyyyyyep nope

still nto wroking

[tender quest]

wroking

[quaint vector]

maaaan I want to help you

[nimble cypress]

i hit t, saved it in ovrdth, held down g, and in between battles i loaded it

nothing

[nimble cypress]

not helping btw

[quaint vector]

but i have run out of ideas

[small glen]

He is helping

[lunar sapphire]

ok so listne

carefully

right now

[tender quest]

im doing my best

[lunar sapphire]

ok

so

[small glen]

Send a blooper

[nimble cypress]

hes making fun of my typo that doesnt help

[small glen]

NOW!!

[lunar sapphire]

do you click the loadout twice then hold down g

!!

[small glen]

He giving emotional support

[lunar sapphire]

you have to sellect the loadout via double click

[nimble cypress]

no i held g, then double clicked it

[quaint vector]

if you didnt tap loadout twice

[nimble cypress]

i clicked it twice

trust me

[lunar sapphire]

your supposed to do i tbefore

[nimble cypress]

oh

[quaint vector]

yeah u do everything right

[nimble cypress]

i have heard conflicting reports it apepars

lemme try it again

[quaint vector]

no what

[lunar sapphire]

yeah

[shell bronze]

turtling behind that shield

[quaint vector]

it works for me after holding g

[nimble cypress]

and neither of them wroked

wow

[lunar sapphire]

ok

can you join vc

[nimble cypress]

man id ditn even know this wa spossible

[nimble cypress]

cant talok but yeah

*talk

[quaint vector]

yeah join vc I want to see it

[lunar sapphire]

ok

just share ur screen

[tender quest]

they dont come along that often

[nimble cypress]

also i have my game ina low resolution but in fullscreen so it takes a little while to alt tab

[quaint vector]

sure just join

[nimble cypress]

uhhhhh whiuch vc

[lunar sapphire]

the one everyone is in

smh

[tender quest]

thats funny, telling a new leaf to join vc

[nimble cypress]

i dont see a vc

anywhere

[lunar sapphire]

do they not see vcs

oh thats

[quaint vector]

okay

that

[tender quest]

they do not

[lunar sapphire]

embarrassing

[nimble cypress]

😭

[quaint vector]

complucates

things

[lunar sapphire]

yikes

[nimble cypress]

i can call you

like in dms

[lunar sapphire]

make a groupchat

[tender quest]

had too many people dropping into VC and yelling all manner of naughty words and then dipping out

[lunar sapphire]

fair enough

[exotic parcel]

crouching will be meta i guarantee it

[quaint vector]

thats understandable

[fathom cipher]

is EA a seperate download or is it added into the play test?

[small glen]

you have to buy it..

so...

[mental kelp]

Separate

[small glen]

i can already see it, in one year there is going to be a group of people that we prob never have ever heard of come out of nowhere and just cook everyone and making clips of it and then make those clips into edits of how x pro player is bad

[quaint vector]

imagine cheats in half sword

[tender quest]

I can only hope thats what happens

[small glen]

well

i go by a belief that someone is always better than you at something

[tender quest]

noone knows who i am

[small glen]

so its going to happen

[lunar sapphire]

@quaint vector where did u run off to

[tender quest]

love this move

[shell bronze]

soda bottle cap

[frigid furnace]

Thanks

[tender quest]

no problem

[shell bronze]

imagine if he didn't have all that armor

(it didn't save him anyways)

[humble iris]

zero survival skills

[fathom meteor]

Are there plans for multiplayer?

[humble iris]

local multiplayer

EA

[fathom meteor]

When when?

[tender quest]

see you there

[humble iris]

when EA comes out

[fathom meteor]

hehe was trying to sneak a date

[humble iris]

it will come out this year though

so thats the best date your gonna get

for now atleast

[fathom meteor]

kewl

[shell bronze]

total mastery over this stupid ai

pls make them smarter devs

[past turtle]

That’s really cool, I’ve never had this happen

[shell bronze]

you just gotta half sword the one handed users in the arm when they do a telegraphed overhead

with max gore

[mental kelp]

Works also in default gore with good flicks

Come up really hard when they’re coming down really hard

[past turtle]

Does the gore level actually impact damage, or is purely visual

[humble iris]

determines how easy a dismember is to happen

[mental kelp]

And you can do it similarly with a wind into left ochs

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1404338204840038520/70F1341.MP4?ex=690a3a1f&is=6908e89f&hm=81b3dd4f1f1ff305fbc4ef433bcddd3515bc52031620a65a39931fa2dd549808&

[novel hull]

man

lol

to be honest

[shell bronze]

survival instincts

[novel hull]

half sword clips are getting filled by body helicopters

LMAO

[mental kelp]

It can affect how easy it is to win, because their arm, leg, etc. comes off easier at lower damages, and they usually don’t fight after a dismemberment.

[small glen]

If you win the vote I'll retire from Planconing

[small glen]

It also enables instant kill gore

[humble iris]

hmm

seems fair

[amber crane]

full game will have mp?

[small glen]

If i see this

One more damn time

Ima scream

[humble iris]

EA has local mp

he was trash talking too much so i had to take out his vocal cords

[shell bronze]

be nice to the clueless ones

[amber crane]

😂

[shell bronze]

you may jeer but you must guide them in the right direction

[small glen]

Aren't you clueless?

[shell bronze]

#faq

[humble iris]

hes clueless™

[shell bronze]

why do you think i'm telling you to be nice to my kin

[mental kelp]

Never

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/of-course-gif-21373815

[amber crane]

what EA means

[mental kelp]

Early access

[shell bronze]

early access

[humble iris]

early ac

ok

[small glen]

Early access

[deep shale]

cant wait for it

[humble iris]

he asked ME the question.

[amber crane]

ty lmao

[soft osprey]

He is definitely clueless. I asked him his name and he had no idea

[humble iris]

not any of you BUMS

[deep shale]

ive got 2 grand set aside to purchase the game

[small glen]

Sounds about right

Chat, if goober wins

[small glen]

I am returning to my Billhook era

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[shell bronze]

what no short edge does to a mf

[small glen]

I haven't used billhook in a long time there is actually no guarantee I am even good with it

[humble iris]

billhook is easy to use

its long af so you have so much control

[nimble cypress]

i got the ovrdth stuff wokring but one downside

[mental kelp]

Permanent brain damage, having a flat edge struck into ur occipital

[amber crane]

the second boss killed me exactly like this

[nimble cypress]

on my commoner loadouts it wont save the color of my clothes

[shell bronze]

how tf did he do that with a scythe

[humble iris]

prolly pulled it back when the blade was behind him

[amber crane]

wtf, I'm crazy. I mean, the boss just put sword in front of him and I went to hit him, but got stabbed

hmn

[shell bronze]

so third boss

[humble iris]

2nd boss dont got a sword

thats

yeah

3

[shell bronze]

the trick is to not use a sword when fighting him

go back down to tier 2 and roll for a pitchfork

[small glen]

this is a old clip of when i used this polearm

[shell bronze]

then game end him

[amber crane]

yes 🥲

[humble iris]

the bardiche is peak

[small glen]

and this was when i used to main axe on high tiers

[humble iris]

axe...

im gonna assume it is the war axe because the clip wont play

[small glen]

use your phone, if your on pc

[humble iris]

ok it plays now

[small glen]

idk why discord is stupid as shit

[steel coyote]

How do i restart the gauntlet

[humble iris]

halfswording the war axe

brah!!

[manic vessel]

have they ever updated the demo at all?

[steel coyote]

yes

[small glen]

thats more viable than whatever this stupid thing does now when swung, for some reason when you swing it left or right fast

[manic vessel]

what did they add?

[small glen]

the axe goes upwards

[steel coyote]

they added kicking to demo and i think new weapons and settings etc

[humble iris]

i honestly just forgot the war axe entirely

so i have no idea how it works

its such a buns weapon

thats all i know

[small glen]

your supposed to swing it slow or very low from what i have understood

[manic vessel]

ight

[echo urchin]

They gotta give us something for November, I'm straight up fiending

[amber crane]

Could one tank with unlimited fuel defeat 1000 medieval lancers?

[small glen]

the game physics fuck it over like crazy

[humble iris]

doesnt it also sometimes just cut through armor and dismember anything and everything

[small glen]

thats just axe's

for some reason axe's can touch you and you get turned into string cheese

they are very good at dismembering

even if you just so as walk on it

[nimble cypress]

new outfit - the executioner

[humble iris]

this is why we hate axes

toooooo easy

[steel coyote]

How do i restart the gauntlet

[humble iris]

rewrite history

[small glen]

i hate fighting axe's and worst of all: Big shields

[nimble cypress]

so do you guys like it

ty maxii

dih

[small glen]

@humble iris

[nimble cypress]

im in a french class and the word for says, or said is "dit" (pronounced: dee) and i think of dih everytime

[shell bronze]

yo he gotta stop flopping that sword around

[humble iris]

the indomitable human spirit

[nimble cypress]

no its mk

from easy delivery co

the game

[small glen]

another old one, when i used to play on low damage

[potent helm]

how do i change the screams and voicelines to custom voicelines?

[shell bronze]

you don't

[humble iris]

low damage is so jank

[small glen]

bro was eating my sword like crazy but i get a paper cut and fucking die

[potent helm]

ok

[nimble cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-halfblord-gif-18136212022161140938

[humble iris]

50 cuts and gashes ❌
one stab to the jewels ✅

[small glen]

when i used to use swords, what a crazy time

[potent helm]

4v1

[shell bronze]

how you take 54 seconds to kill some bums in full gear

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430368347022823465/735C2F1.MP4?ex=690a0094&is=6908af14&hm=d44b6d36fef4a7658fb6ed1dc4a9f04c5c8b68a40a1a1235683cffee97d605e0&

[humble iris]

no you may not surrender

[small glen]

because i was being more defensive

i didn't become ultra aggresive until i started to use the Billhook

when i was using swords i was mostly just being a defense weirdo

[shell bronze]

no survival instincts

[vestal cloud]

when i'm going to peasant rank i had a weapon then when i start the game i have no weapon, someone know something about it?

[nimble cypress]

this is what i imagine being high is like

[young saffron]

ain't no way willie think he's that one guy from the one manga😭

[shell bronze]

spamming thrust is crazy

[humble iris]

why did his sword go crazy with the first hit

[small glen]

i forgot about this

another old one

[nimble cypress]

WHY DO YOU HAVE SYUCH A BIG SWORD?????????

[young saffron]

because I like big swords

[small glen]

maybe i should go back to learning axes..

[shell bronze]

axe gameplay is quite literally

[tender quest]

would you like to attempt a lil challenge? 😮

[small glen]

yeah

[dapper elbow]

How can i get a on screen kill counter
if anyone knows how that would be great

[shell bronze]

you can pretty much just limp swing your way to victory

let the sharpness and gravity do the work

[shell bronze]

wassup

[young saffron]

Willie Sakai

[small glen]

well, thats how axes work-

[shell bronze]

they're just fuckass op and braindead in this game

[dapper elbow]

How can i get a on screen kill counter
if anyone knows how that would be great that is allowed in speedrunning

[tender quest]

you gotta use my loadout on this tier, you need to have middle damage values and max mouse sens, you need to knock out the enemy willie without drawing blood

[dapper elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/miau-adobe-after-effects-glass-breaking-default-preset-gif-5777596260912161139

[shell bronze]

they're pretty much just overtuned maces

[shell bronze]

ok

[nimble cypress]

executioner

[humble iris]

halfswording pommel strikes is gonna carry

[nimble cypress]

ty again maxii

the reaction on my screenshot

[tender quest]

np macks

[humble iris]

that works too

[small glen]

that is true

oops pressed my keyboad by accident and put down a plus, yk what

[willow rampart]

Wow

[steel coyote]

how do i restart the gauntlet

[willow rampart]

I never open this chat

That's what i see

[humble iris]

took his damn time to figure out he had a rapier in his throat

[dawn trellis]

play from peasant again?

[steel coyote]

thanks you

[nimble cypress]

"...what, do i have something in my teeth?"

[small glen]

axes are kind of broken (I hate them so much, why can they graze me and cut me in half and remove every single limb possible from my body?!)

[humble iris]

he may or may not have had something in his teeth

[bitter gust]

Also beating the game restarts the gauntlet

[nimble cypress]

this might be the coolest photo ive ever taken

[small glen]

I think i sneezed to hard