sometimes you work with what you got.
#halfsword-chat-⚔
sleek gull
light stirrup
I think I deserved that
humble iris
sleek gull
Pony Rides!!
humble iris
hands
humble iris
LOL you tap the ground to taunt him too?!
gotta make him angry somehow
humble iris
the sheathe was tuff
sheathe feature is underrated
solid lichen
sheathe feature is underrated
it gives more aura to clips
humble iris
so true
sleek gull
it gives more aura to clips
solid lichen
Genuinely this ss could feed families if not for willies stupid head in the back
sleek gull
tough hollow
im feelin downright flamboyant
Unc is losing it
humble iris
brittle bridge
light storm
when are they gonna bring back the guts spilling out when you slash a willie's lower abdomen
spare river
prolly in the files
azure mirage
i don't think the surrender or win voicelines are listed
spare river
idfk
solid lichen
when are they gonna bring back the guts spilling out when you slash a willie's l...
when was that
light storm
when was that
demo 0.3
soft osprey
such as the surrender/taunt ones
Mmm yeah one sec. Just the insults I think
spare river
when was that
itch.io i think
azure mirage
Mmm yeah one sec. Just the insults I think
the insults are pinned
solid lichen
ima check that
azure mirage
also why is the "nerf commoner boss" thread still open holy christ
light storm
0.3 is no blood?
shit i meant the time when the only mode was abyss
round stone
Crazy Sword Throw
light storm
and the polearm control was kinda shit
woeful arch
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043854764095582260/13189992468...
thank you 🙏
azure mirage
i guess there isn't a list for surrender taunts
i might have to list them whenever I get the time
or if someone finds em
light storm
wow holy crap yall its officially been i year since i was in this discord server
azure mirage
wow holy crap yall its officially been i year since i was in this discord server
congrats
balmy vapor
is half sword still coming out in 5 minutes guys
round stone
is half sword still coming out in 5 minutes guys
yes.
wheat leaf
Unc is losing it
The best part about losing it is you never know when you’ve lost it 
still hittin clips tho
round stone
Willie, what did we say about kickfliping?
keen dock
snickleflip
light storm
Willie, what did we say about kickfliping?
willie hawk's pro skater
round stone
Intimidation tactic
round stone
Best part of it
wheat leaf
When I get it in abyss i halfsword charge with that end out
Kills everything until breastplates
quaint ingot
wheat leaf
Splinters are no joke in medieval Germany
weak osprey
Intimidation tactic
Instead of intimidation u could lowk just kill him
quaint ingot
Splinters are no joke in medieval Germany
I went through Willie’s chest just with the wooden part
round stone
Hm, I wonder which leg I'll kick now
quaint ingot
took Willie’s nose
wheat leaf
I went through Willie’s chest just with the wooden part
Sometimes the haft does nothing, sometimes it one-taps
round stone
took Willie’s nose
You did that prank where you say "Look down there" and then you hit their nose with your finger
But you used a sword instead
weak osprey
took Willie’s nose
He can smell colors now
mild yarrow
He can smell colors now
Same
wheat leaf
He can smell colors now
Red especially
weak osprey
And he can also drown more
quaint ingot
that’s a very bad concussion if he wakes up
weak osprey
Nah he will get brain damage
quaint ingot
Nah he will get brain damage
I think he already has brain damage
weak osprey
He will forget how to walk n talk
quaint ingot
he already sometimes does that
wheat leaf
Thank god EA will have rehawillitation for the injured 🙏
weak osprey
he already sometimes does that
Then let him forget how to breathe
quaint ingot
I broke Willie
weak osprey
I love breaking willies
humble iris
quaint ingot
I turned Willie passive
wheat leaf
I’ve found if I stab perfectly into his eye socket at the right angle he gets super docile and cool
weak osprey
I turned Willie passive
Beat him
quaint ingot
I’ve found if I stab perfectly into his eye socket at the right angle he gets su...
so a lobotomy
humble iris
signal wedge
I’ve found if I stab perfectly into his eye socket at the right angle he gets su...
Well well well
Look who's purple now
humble iris
serene tulip
Some more first person fun
weak osprey
Gotta love first person
humble iris
serene tulip
needed to change things up and realized how fun first person was
quaint ingot
serene tulip
wheat leaf
its ok to be wrong
theres no need to explain yourself dw
you have the right to be wrong
signal wedge
you have the right to be wrong
Indeed you do, I'm glad you're using it.
wheat leaf
i boosted the server, and your a mod on it, that means i pay your salary pal
humble iris
they dont get paid
wheat leaf
dont talk shit abt your shareholders
quaint ingot
wheat leaf
i can withdrawal my boost anytime(6 day cooldown) and leave this game stranded
signal wedge
they dont get paid
truth
signal wedge
i can withdrawal my boost anytime(6 day cooldown) and leave this game stranded
if you did that
someone, somewhere would probably care a little bit
serene tulip
I won't be able to upload my 100mb clips anymore
covert flare
i can withdrawal my boost anytime(6 day cooldown) and leave this game stranded
you would just lose social status in the schizo online server
wheat leaf
as if i gained any social status in the 53 minutes of boosting this server
it feels good being pink
covert flare
as if i gained any social status in the 53 minutes of boosting this server
hasnt even been an hour yet, give it time
signal wedge
as if i gained any social status in the 53 minutes of boosting this server
I mean i did recognize your ourpleness so
I'm very cool
covert flare
i lost all respect achieved with my boost
idk maybe next month i get a renewal i am thinking about it thoroughly
signal wedge
i lost all respect achieved with my boost
you're still rad in my books sax
wheat leaf
I mean i did recognize your ourpleness so
gimme a cooler name im over poop counting
i know youll do well
signal wedge
gimme a cooler name im over poop counting
hmm ok
wheat leaf
🙏
humble iris
these falchion users suck ass
wheat leaf
surely this will go as well as i imagined
covert flare
you're still rad in my books sax
signal wedge
surely this will go as well as i imagined
Done
wheat leaf
XARTOSH
humble iris
you forgot the comma
wheat leaf
where do you come up with this
weak osprey
He took too many hits, he is now disabled
wheat leaf
I need psychiatric help
GANG 🤝
covert flare
the cat pfp just enhances the fear
wheat leaf
ima keep this name lowkey
new color, new name, feelin like i just got a fresh haircut and clothes
signal wedge
hell yeah
weak osprey
Aura farming with that name
wheat leaf
its catching on quick
covert flare
new color, new name, feelin like i just got a fresh haircut and clothes
i told ya
floral bough
when did they add breaking limbs and such to the game?
weak osprey
when did they add breaking limbs and such to the game?
A long time ago bud
They also added much more intense gore back then, but its now gone
floral bough
ohhh ok
covert flare
They also added much more intense gore back then, but its now gone
there is a post with all previous versions!
where though, i forgot
floral bough
when i say breaking i dont mean severing i meant like breaking bones and such
covert flare
but its ther eon the web
covert flare
when i say breaking i dont mean severing i meant like breaking bones and such
yeah ik
its very neat
floral bough
alright
weak osprey
when i say breaking i dont mean severing i meant like breaking bones and such
Already been there back then
But yes
Very satisfying
To break a willie’s bones
floral bough
Already been there back then
i remember playing when i think the playtest came out and i never discovered it
weak osprey
The crunch is gnarly
light berry
How do I request playtest?
covert flare
How do I request playtest?
wdym
floral bough
is playtest even a thing anymore?
covert flare
playtest is over, demo is the current version
light berry
Oh
weak osprey
How do I request playtest?
No more playtest, demo is here
sacred apex
Did you know, in the abyss, you can survive getting your leg cut off, and, if you try to move and kick, you can go flying.
floral bough
i think the only way i didnt discover bones breaking was cuz i mainly use swords but now that i have started using maces and kicks i am discovering bone breaking
sacred apex
Also, other Willie's will walk away from you
weak osprey
i think the only way i didnt discover bones breaking was cuz i mainly use swords...
U can break their necks with yer hands btw
weak osprey
Also, other Willie's will walk away from you
They’re scared
floral bough
U can break their necks with yer hands btw
wait fr?
floral bough
i just got decapitated not even 5 seconds into a fight with the grete champion...
covert flare
Did you know, in the abyss, you can survive getting your leg cut off, and, if yo...
you can take a LOT of punishment in the abyss
sacred apex
I have a hard time grabbing other Willie's, I just end up letting go no matter what, is that intentional, or am I doing something wrong
covert flare
I have a hard time grabbing other Willie's, I just end up letting go no matter w...
probably bad grab or putting too much force on the grab
sacred apex
probably bad grab or putting too much force on the grab
K thnx
floral bough
i just got snuck up on in the abyss while looting, got grabbed by the hand, turned around and then sliced in half with an axe
sacred apex
i just got snuck up on in the abyss while looting, got grabbed by the hand, turn...
That's how I got that leg cut off
sacred apex
Oh, and when you leave the abyss by dying, do yall ever end up having endless loading, or the game jusy freezing, or is it just my shit pc
signal wedge
<@243239405970522114> thank you for the radass name bro
my pleasure
weak osprey
you can take a LOT of punishment in the abyss
This is called the indominable willie spirit
humble iris
get that hand out of here boy
covert flare
This is called the indominable willie spirit
the third pic with him in the fog is so peak tho
weak osprey
the third pic with him in the fog is so peak tho
You can see him with menacing aura
covert flare
You can see him with menacing aura
boutta do another abyss run for some aura farming
weak osprey
Go ahead, aura farm at a disabled willie before u eventually kill em
floral bough
i just had a 2 min fist fight with a willie and he was so damaged he could barely stand but he didnt give up, and i finished him off with a spectacular spinning kick that sent him flying backwards
weak osprey
i just had a 2 min fist fight with a willie and he was so damaged he could barel...
Should’a given him a nasty headbutt
thorn crest
Something is really wrong with my game
floral bough
Should’a given him a nasty headbutt
i didnt even know this was possible...
weak osprey
Something is really wrong with my game
Your willie is def high on something
weak osprey
i didnt even know this was possible...
It is, but it usually gives you and the other willie a massive headache
humble iris
floral bough
It is, but it usually gives you and the other willie a massive headache
and how would i headbutt them?
weak osprey
and how would i headbutt them?
Idk, turn your head down and ram into a willie ig?
Like a bull
Its much better to do with a helmet
covert flare
floral bough
Idk, turn your head down and ram into a willie ig?
alr ill try that
thorn crest
The lightning becomes completely blue in photo mode
floral bough
it does indeed give a headache
thorn crest
weak osprey
Your game has been infected with discord
wheat leaf
young mural
i wonder if they could port half sword to vr
floral bough
that would be really cool
weak osprey
i wonder if they could port half sword to vr
Cool concept
For the meantime there’s blade and sorcery
young mural
For the meantime there’s blade and sorcery
just ordered my first vr headset so im excited to try that out
covert flare
just ordered my first vr headset so im excited to try that out
BNS is already great
with mods even more
there are lightsaber mods, bossfights, assassin's creed mods
weak osprey
just ordered my first vr headset so im excited to try that out
Try out blade and sorcery
Best vr game imo
young mural
also gorn
covert flare
willie hug
floral bough
gorn is great
young mural
kinda old but I used to watch ppl play that on yt
weak osprey
willie hug
5 seconds later, killed
soft osprey
The nostalgia is real
The fact yall get nostalgia from that game makes me feel so fuckin old.
naive holly
oh hey i did a @shell bronze
weak osprey
The fact yall get nostalgia from that game makes me feel so fuckin old.
ok
I still remember marki
And his old ass vids
wild radish
weak osprey
Dont “ok” me! I’d rather a “k” than an “ok”
ok
weak osprey
ok
weak osprey
https://tenor.com/view/guy-singing-opera-opera-guy-mouth-open-mouth-open-wide-mo...
You can put an apple in there
covert flare
peppermint willie
weak osprey
peppermint willie
He is high on something
azure mirage
Dont “ok” me! I’d rather a “k” than an “ok”
okay
weak osprey
Dont “ok” me! I’d rather a “k” than an “ok”
Okey
raven snow
aw hell naw why The Smurfs fighting 😂
signal wedge
Dont “ok” me! I’d rather a “k” than an “ok”
easter of mid
wheat leaf
i hate swords, im going back to my winning stick
thorn crest
Honestly I have no idea what's wrong with my game
I don't have any issues with other unreal engine games with real-time lighting
wheat leaf
you just loaded up and it was blue
thorn crest
I've re-installed my graphics drivers
I've rebooted multiple times
I've uninstalled the game
thorn crest
you sure you didnt like download a custom shader or something
definitely not
Even if I did I would've deleted it along with the game
lean nicheBOT
wheat leaf
Remember, your the only one with disco lights, do you really want it gone
thorn crest
Remember, your the only one with disco lights, do you really want it gone
A few other people have had the bug
weak osprey
Your game is having a party
wheat leaf
Oh ok, I’d never seen it before
weak osprey
Half party
thorn crest
deleting the localappdata folder fixed the issue
weak osprey
No mroe party 😢
drowsy flint
i just did my PLANCON SPECIAL ATTACK
to hit him with the blunt end?
small glen
to hit him with the blunt end?
it broke his neck
it's only just a dream 🗣️
i did like a half ass fling
on this one
drowsy flint
it's only just a dream 🗣️
0oof
small glen
The ran out of mouse movement spin attack
Oh thats part of it
because the rest of the spin is the lock on
wheat leaf
Pret sure if you Kick before/while you spin it allows free rotation
small glen
Pret sure if you Kick before/while you spin it allows free rotation
i mean the clip before shows a full rotation, that was caused by the lock on
wheat leaf
Huh.. yeah I shouldn’t try and give tips im pret sure you can do them spins better than me 😅
small glen
Huh.. yeah I shouldn’t try and give tips im pret sure you can do them spins bett...
this is my first time doing Plancon launches in a year
so idk
wheat leaf
I know w the 2h axe can do a overhead from spinning counterclockwise, might be same w plancon too
azure mirage
@wheat leaf i don't remember you purpke
small glen
I know w the 2h axe can do a overhead from spinning counterclockwise, might be s...
its not what i am trying to do
wheat leaf
<@363892599247077378> i don't remember you purpke
I decided to become pink yeah
wheat leaf
its not what i am trying to do
Just another possibility is all
small glen
Just another possibility is all
this is what i am TRYING to attempt
its just a launch
drowsy flint
idk maybe im dumb but im just seeing a spin and a swing
wheat leaf
I feel so white for loving that song
small glen
idk maybe im dumb but im just seeing a spin and a swing
its just a small fling
Like deadass you get launched like 2 ft further, on good launches 3
shell bronze
the nightly half sword spam begins
true crag
wheat leaf
<:Hampter:1272671765197226037>
Ayo tell your boy to chill out he lookin at me funny
Lil ham got a staring problem or smth
shell bronze
insane block with the point of the blade
shell bronze
true crag
btw i found a bug just now in abyss
shell bronze
least telegraphed unterhau
shell bronze
shell bronze
How they have a rolled or blunted tip I mean
oh true
hybrid gale
That’s where the devs look for it
true crag
i killed him but it didnt relased
hybrid gale
Hmm yes that is unfortunate but not unheard of
It can happen if they are grabbing you when they die
shell bronze
hybrid gale
Or vice Verda
hybrid gale
Hmm interesting
hybrid gale
Cool love when it’s clean like that
wheat leaf
when this game gets custom keymapping im gonna kill willie with my sim racing wheel
hybrid gale
Hehe do it you won’t
wheat leaf
you aint neva seen a 6 speed poleaxe before
true crag
do u guys know when the game will relase?
mental kelp
hybrid gale
Late November December for EA
true crag
i hope they doin it online too
hybrid gale
Which is about 50% of total planned game
wheat leaf
*proceeds to furiously shift gears*
whipping the wheel in each direction just to block
misty echo
posted the most juicy clip in the game footage channel 🔥
shell bronze
hybrid gale
Hits gas to run brake to back up
Clutch to turn Willie
Release clutch to use weapon
shell bronze
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/577944436793933825/1433658797876056105/f2...
does this earn the seal of believable combat or someth
mental kelp
Colpo di villano
hybrid gale
Gear=height or position of weapon
misty echo
does this earn the seal of believable combat or someth
who the hell needs a style
swing that shit til they look like a ketchup bottle
hybrid gale
Fair strat
misty echo
duality of half sword players
mental kelp
Now you have to be kicked from hs7 for losing niche
misty echo
hey guys
you should star react my selfie in the photography channel for shits and giggles
wheat leaf
you should star react my selfie in the photography channel for shits and giggles
while willie may not cry or scream. his eyes look to god in search of answers.
keen gate
glad we getting customization bc i do not wanna keep spamming randomize gear for a million years to get this specific variant of poleaxe and black knight armor 🙏
wheat leaf
glad we getting customization bc i do not wanna keep spamming randomize gear for...
save it w ovrdth
quaint ingot
glad we getting customization bc i do not wanna keep spamming randomize gear for...
Same
keen gate
save it w ovrdth
too lazy to install
misty echo
i dont get how some people find fun in being HISTORICALLY accurate all the time
like
just deglove them
keen gate
i dont get how some people find fun in being HISTORICALLY accurate all the time
the immersion or something idk
they like it even if it makes the game less fun
misty echo
the immersion or something idk
i mean its fun from time to time
just not
all the time
quaint ingot
save it w ovrdth
Uninstalled it for space because of junk taking up most of the space that I can’t get rid of
wheat leaf
i dont get how some people find fun in being HISTORICALLY accurate all the time
im def not an all the time kinda historical fighter, but i already been there done that in terms of dismembering willie, i done reduced him to pulp only for him to start screaming again
keen gate
honestly glad that theyre even enjoying the game their playing at all
quaint ingot
I get like 150GB at most when the space is over 300GB
wheat leaf
i didnt think ovrdth would make a major impact but ig save wherever you can
misty echo
im def not an all the time kinda historical fighter, but i already been there do...
beating willie to a pulp with fists is so much fun
unironically
i already posted a clip of it in the game footage channel
a minute ago
quaint ingot
got the legacy version of GTA V installed so 100 less and medal which takes up around 30
misty echo
yall should check that out
keen gate
beating willie to a pulp with fists is so much fun
is that you piston hondo
wheat leaf
i guess its the different types of people that find themselves here, those who like a good ragdoll simulator for combat and brutalizing willie in all the different unique ways, and those that know some stuff about the historical swordfighting and are trying to get as realistic as they can
misty echo
is that you piston hondo
ball knowledge
keen gate
the hondo rush is you shaking your mouse left and right
misty echo
the hondo rush is you shaking your mouse left and right
i prefer the focused one hand strikes
quaint ingot
i guess its the different types of people that find themselves here, those who l...
I play in different ways sometimes I want historically accuracy other times I’m just wanting to bully Willie in the dumbest ways
misty echo
i like hearing the bones break
wheat leaf
I play in different ways sometimes I want historically accuracy other times I’m ...
real, im doing a bit of everything
just trying to get smooth and consistent mainly
keen gate
i like hearing the bones break
i have to remember that im in a server that posts brutal deaths
and that this is normal basically
keen gate
i guess its the different types of people that find themselves here, those who l...
i like both ways, depends on how im feeling
misty echo
if i sent my most brutal clip i would probably get sent to azkaban
quaint ingot
real, im doing a bit of everything
I’ve recently just started messing around with impractical tactics like just using a shield instead of a melee weapon
wheat leaf
i wanna have longer fights with willie but hes such an actual bozo with a weapon i dont get it, he'll either one shot kill me to the brain in world record time, or spend the fight aimlessly swatting at my legs and stumbling around like hes 4 shots deep with M.S
quaint ingot
i wanna have longer fights with willie but hes such an actual bozo with a weapon...
Yeah every damn time I pick a helmet that doesn’t cover the entire head he hits perfectly at my head
keen gate
Yeah every damn time I pick a helmet that doesn’t cover the entire head he hits ...
sallet 
opal bramble
any updates on half sword
wheat leaf
my current poleaxe loadout is like t7-8 armor w just a hat
opal bramble
dang
keen gate
check leaks if u want to know what theyre cooking
wheat leaf
im not complaining about getting hit in the head cause yknow i didnt put a helmet on, but just his precision and accuracy out of nowhere is absurd
opal bramble
last thing we got was the fools wheel?
keen gate
ye
opal bramble
OH BET
misty echo
fellas look at the game footage channel 
keen gate
im not complaining about getting hit in the head cause yknow i didnt put a helme...
its scary when willie locks in
keen gate
fellas look at the game footage channel <a:1984:1262890907015843951>
yo who hurt you bro
tell us
misty echo
nobody
keen gate
oh okay
opal bramble
where is leaks
keen gate
wheat leaf
fellas look at the game footage channel <a:1984:1262890907015843951>
i once had willie pretty much to that state, and ONLY THEN did he start full out screaming and wouldnt stop
i knew id gone too far that time
misty echo
not an ounce of noise coming from willie in my clip
i'd been at that for like
2 minutes i think
2 and a half
quaint ingot
Oh what I do to Willie would be considered a war crime
keen gate
zero pain max damage max gore = half of willie still walking
misty echo
zero pain max damage max gore = half of willie still walking
theres a max damage setting?
hold on
where
wheat leaf
not an ounce of noise coming from willie in my clip
yeah he only started screaming prob after 4-6 minutes
for me
keen gate
Oh what I do to Willie would be considered a war crime
he's my favorite pincushion
misty echo
dmg to npcs
i didnt know this was in the game
misty echo
peasant willy is like a middle aged wife who cowers in terror in the corner of the arena when i get on the game
keen gate
any challenge...
quaint ingot
I break Willie’s limbs then his feet, after that I move on to his spine
wheat leaf
i didnt know this was in the game
on minimum damage the only way to actually make him surrender is either take off 2 limbs or leave your weapon/blade stuck in him
or just split his whole abdomen ofc
keen gate
I break Willie’s limbs then his feet, after that I move on to his spine
ice truck killer
misty echo
i wish willy was more durable
quaint ingot
on minimum damage the only way to actually make him surrender is either take off...
Tis bit a scratch
wheat leaf
nah hes tough on 0 damage
wheat leaf
yes he takes way more to kill
misty echo
hmmm
wheat leaf
sorry surrender technically
misty echo
ill just max it because i dont like when he fights back
wheat leaf
like i said, you can cut his arm or leg off and he'll try and fight you still
quaint ingot
Then pair it with the enhancer so the only way he dies is to be but in half
misty echo
Then pair it with the enhancer so the only way he dies is to be but in half
whats the enhancer
yall have been talking about like
native american tongue
the entire time
what are these terms
wheat leaf
halfsword enhancer, issa mod
quaint ingot
There’s mods for basically every game even Doom 1 has mods
misty echo
willie is about to receive his most gut ripping punishment that he's ever received from anyone
serene tulip
wheat leaf
the two staple mods are OVRDTH selector(lets you save/use custom loadouts or download modded weapons to use, and Halfsword enhancer is like a control panel, you can spawn willies, weapons, armor, allat. plus has things like infinite consciousness, no pain, jumping, speed/strength sliders, lots of goods
misty echo
couldve ended it so easily with a thrust
serene tulip
couldve ended it so easily with a thrust
misty echo
https://tenor.com/view/so-boring-disappointed-boredom-tired-boring-gif-640170676...
who's the one being HISTORICALLY ACCURATE here
chop him up into a steak for once
wheat leaf
who's the one being HISTORICALLY ACCURATE here
nah see cause we'd see a simple stab as boring, sure its effective and easy win, but its not as fun as fleshing it out into a full duel yknow?
misty echo
nah see cause we'd see a simple stab as boring, sure its effective and easy win,...
stabs are cool
wheat leaf
i got 4 dozen clips of me just getting instant stab wins, its the parries and counters that really add points
mental kelp
So parry and then shoot in the long point
quaint ingot
So parry and then shoot in the long point
Just like what one person said to do
wheat leaf
i got my poleaxe, i be stabbing from every guard
misty echo
im more of an axe guy
i like when i get a perfect downwards strike on willie's head
right in the middle
quaint ingot
I use any polearm doesn’t need to be a certain one
serene tulip
If it's Willie steak you want
wheat leaf
i dont even need a point to hit these stabs, im just caving his face in
quaint ingot
polearms take a lot of skill
First time I used them it wasn’t that hard to get around switching the side you’re swinging from
misty echo
i dont even need a point to hit these stabs, im just caving his face in
you're pretty flashy with all those turns
serene tulip
you're learning
"learning" sure
misty echo
"learning" sure
can we be honest and admit we've all done this at least once
wheat leaf
"learning" sure
wicked photo gawd damn
serene tulip
wicked photo gawd damn
Sometimes I just like to take a moment to appreciate the scenery
wheat leaf
you're pretty flashy with all those turns
sometimes i think i overdo it but its necessary sometimes
wheat leaf
Sometimes I just like to take a moment to appreciate the scenery
it seems so casual like 2 friends taking a selfie
quaint ingot
Sometimes I just like to take a moment to appreciate the scenery
Holding his head like it’s a trophy
misty echo
game footage
wheat leaf
reaaaaal shwingy
serene tulip
This was a fun fight in first person
quaint ingot
You might now or at level 2
wheat leaf
this is the kinda stabs i aim for, try and work it into combo's and use both sides
serene tulip
I only recently started playing in first person, it's pretty fun and new
misty echo
this is the kinda stabs i aim for, try and work it into combo's and use both sid...
you see
like
this is foreign to me
since im a guy who went from blade and sorcery to HS
serene tulip
wheat leaf
oh cool, im kinda the opposite i got this game before i got VR
but i been a bit of a nerd for fencing and HEMA for a long time lol
misty echo
i just used to be utterly depraved in blade and sorcery
my vr got old and stopped working
so now im here
quaint ingot
oh cool, im kinda the opposite i got this game before i got VR
I’ve played VR first few times got motion sick
misty echo
and im still having a blast
wheat leaf
yeahh i can only play VR for an hour tops without feeling like ive melted my brain
leaden rapids
the jester has to be some kind of supervillain at this point these traps are devious
misty echo
i got used to it really
wheat leaf
simracing in VR is where it really got me lmao
trying to do Rally in it is something else
serene tulip
Boring kill just to say I did it
quaint ingot
Only thing that VR has over playing on pc or console is you’re doing the action instead of a set motion
wheat leaf
i havent played roblox since like 2016, im just imagining the way you get flung into the outer map at mach fuck but also being in VR for it
misty echo
Only thing that VR has over playing on pc or console is you’re doing the action ...
half sword is surprisingly free
when it comes to that
misty echo
i havent played roblox since like 2016, im just imagining the way you get flung ...
your view is forced to move with your ragdolled character's head
quaint ingot
I have 2 games I can play with VR at the moment
wheat leaf
good lord
misty echo
i didnt go 5 minutes in that damn game
wheat leaf
disaster survival would go nuts
misty echo
without having to take a break
quaint ingot
Got Ready or Not and Payday 2 that I can play in VR
wheat leaf
Dirt rally 2.0 was the same, the in-game view stays fixed to the drivers head so once your doing like 200+ km/h down some bumpy ass gravel road its just shaking and rocking all over, paired with screaming engine and allat in the headphones
quaint ingot
Dirt rally 2.0 was the same, the in-game view stays fixed to the drivers head so...
Yeah you don’t hear the engine at that speed I know from riding on motorcycles once you hit 50mph you don’t hear it
misty echo
i know from my intense and long days driving a fucking lexus 
quaint ingot
Not sure
wheat leaf
i can hear the engine around then still
quaint ingot
111mph
serene tulip
misty echo
if only armored fights were always this cool
quaint ingot
my bike doesnt seem as fast any more in comparison
Yeah it’d take a day for me to get out of Texas if I rode a motorcycle
serene tulip
wheat leaf
i mean its a 750 Virago it feels like its gonna come undone at 60 mph, they never intended for it to be doing 185 xD
misty echo
im too scared to even touch a motorcycle
quaint ingot
im too scared to even touch a motorcycle
It’s not that bad, the MSF course teaches you what you need
wheat leaf
i cant help it now, i learned how to ride them well and now it feels easier than driving a car, the way your body moves with the bike becomes more like an extension of you
late phoenix
It must feel terrifying the first time tho
sand herald
serene tulip
wheat leaf
first time i was 11 on a lil 80cc dirt bike, that was terrifying for sure lol
quaint ingot
i cant help it now, i learned how to ride them well and now it feels easier than...
Yeah I’ve been on a cruiser and I think the other was a crotch rocket
misty echo
It’s not that bad, the MSF course teaches you what you need
i know a buddy of mine who got pitted by georgia state patrol on a motorcycle and broke like 4 different things 😭
wheat leaf
Yeah I’ve been on a cruiser and I think the other was a crotch rocket
never actually tried a crotch rocket myself, i own a 4 cylinder but its an '82, hardly a rocket, more like a naked/standard bike of today
wheat leaf
i know a buddy of mine who got pitted by georgia state patrol on a motorcycle an...
im canadian but i have only heard the NASTIEST stories about state patrol, from any of the south/eastern states
misty echo
im canadian but i have only heard the NASTIEST stories about state patrol, from ...
do not ever play with GPD
quaint ingot
never actually tried a crotch rocket myself, i own a 4 cylinder but its an '82, ...
The one I rode was when I was maybe 9
and that was around the neighborhood
wheat leaf
Georgia especially lmao they are trained for atlanta drivers
misty echo
they are some of the most insane police in america
even the cop cars are like
damn mustangs
wheat leaf
even just the normal ford explorer ones are nothing to snuff at
quaint ingot
damn mustangs
They took them from the suspects
serene tulip
wheat leaf
lowkey i kinda like how police explorers are stanced, they got kinda a cool look to them
misty echo
i think georgia state troopers are needed tho
in my
3 and a half years of living in atlanta
i wrecked my fucking car like
6 times
the drivers there suck
azure mirage
I decided to become pink yeah
welcome to the club
quaint ingot
I’ve lived in Texas my whole life and the bad drivers are in the cities, reason why I hate going to Austin
wheat leaf
welcome to the club
wheat leaf
i live on Vancouver island, british columbia, its all tourists and elderly people so the roads are generally mayhem
quaint ingot
i live on Vancouver island, british columbia, its all tourists and elderly peopl...
Same in Texas people not from here drive the posted when that’s how a wreck happens, you add 10mph to the posted
wheat leaf
thats the part ill never understand about driving, its either you do the speed limit and cops dont bother you, but everyone hates you. or you dont do the speed limit, you get along fine with every other driver, but now your liable to get a ticket
hell ive seen cops pull over people for doing the speed limit cause it was holding up traffic, its so backwards
quaint ingot
Can’t get a ticket if everyone is going the same amount over
wheat leaf
thats my rule of thumb, ill generally only go as far over the speed limit as the person in front of me is
if some dude goes whipping past me at 140+ i know i got smooth sailing from there out cause any cop ahead will nail him first
quaint ingot
Yeah seen people go around 40mph on I-95 which the posted is 60
sand herald
quaint ingot
I swear the amount of times we change the subject to something other than half sword
wheat leaf
its always motorcycles-
sand herald
quaint ingot
its always motorcycles-
It always turns into a discurssion about them
How many times have we changed it to motorcycles just this week
quaint ingot
I swear if we bring up just 1 thing about bikes it turns into a discussion about them
I really wonder what the mods think of us just doing this
wheat leaf
they probably think i hit a sick headspin
young sentinel
That was totally intentional 🤞
tough hollow
sand herald
wheat leaf
maaaan oh man, time to load up some T8, i hope i get literally anything other than mace and shield
12 back-to-back mace and shield willies later 
tough hollow
maaaan oh man, time to load up some T8, i hope i get literally anything other th...
bruh your sleeping on the mace
it tuff swtg
wheat leaf
yeah its not tough to fight it 12 times in a row, then get 1 battle axe then back to 7 more of them
i swear just mace and shield makes up at minimum 40% of the willie's i fight
tough hollow
tuff luck brostatuschamber
wheat leaf
they needa just release EA so i can give them money to put into the game atp
tough hollow
yeah its not tough to fight it 12 times in a row, then get 1 battle axe then bac...
just hit the guy wit yo sword alrady
shadow badger
Trying to have a fun time then shield comes up😔
wheat leaf
just hit the guy wit yo sword alrady
I DONT GOT NO SWORD
tough hollow
usually blasting a hole in their chest with the lighting in a jar i smuggled in works fine
wheat leaf
i got dis gawd dawn axe on a stick that cant hit worth dick
tough hollow
hit em wit yo polearm them
tough hollow
i got dis gawd dawn axe on a stick that cant hit worth dick
thats not the axes falt
wheat leaf
no its this MF SHIELD WILLIES FAULT 
tough hollow
whatever you say uncle oliver
tough hollow
ok auntie theadore
sudden ravine
so we think we getting a new announcement later
wheat leaf
you dont wanna make me angry buddy 😡
tough hollow
tough hollow
okay wheelie
wheat leaf
watch your back next time you at mcdonalds, im always watching
tough hollow
im parked in a handicap zone btw
wheat leaf
double parked with no handicap tag
tough hollow
triple parked without a license
wheat leaf
just as the founding fathers intended
tough hollow
just parked my horse carrige in the handicap zone infront of mcdonalds and when the police tried to ticket my wagon i blew a grape sized hole into their chest
wheat leaf
that'll teach em what happens when they raise the taxes from 1 to 2 percent
tough hollow
yup
wheat leaf
yknow one of these days i think ima go to walmart and just park a big ass couch in the handi-cap parking spots
not even a car just a couch
maybe on wheels if im feeling generous to whoever will deal w it
tough hollow
usually i just park my motorized office chair in the handicap spot
wheat leaf
see at first i thought the handicap parking was where you park your handicaps before going into the store
tough hollow
thats what i thought too
i would normally chuck my nan head first onto the pavement before the fun police stopped me
wheat leaf
thanks librel governement
tough hollow
yuh
sand herald
Hit the shield out the air
wheat leaf
do you plan these out or do you just see a shield in the air and think
aha, my time to spin kick
sand herald
aha, my time to spin kick
yeah lmao
wheat leaf
some little neuron fires and causes the correct muscle spasm to absolutely obliterate them on the spot
elfin abyss
shadow badger
skill issue
slow heron
less armor the better the willier on your bellier
vital perch
less armor the better the willier on your bellier
armor is a conspiracy
inland sundial
vital perch
shell bronze
small glen
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429326209568870491...
I am purple guy now!! 🔥
devout fjord
It's been a while since I last talked in here lol
And clueless is still not good at killing :(
grave pier
signal wedge
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1314285810115285023/13142902224...
mantic
signal wedge
spoopy mod
hello
weak osprey
Clean decap
small glen
i fucked up my camera! its over! complete clip lost!
small glen
Nah it actually aint that good no more
is it the Plancon?
small glen
emotional support Plancon main
inland thistle
did anything new happen
dark folio
Kaboom
dark folio
did anything new happen
A million more willies died
weak osprey
my blood broken
Try shedding more of his blood
dark folio
Willie saved me
tough yew
me and the boys witchhunting willie
tough yew
Quick question, has halfsword updated yet?
Early access release is the update you’ll be getting, It’ll be at the end of the year
Either this month or December, Highly doubt it’d be this one though.
silk veldt
Extrem blue balls
modern tiger
Extrem blue balls
weak osprey
the update to answer your question is coming
modern tiger
the update to answer your question is coming
tender chasm
the update to answer your question is coming
Soon™
gusty flame
half sword tommorow
modern tiger
half sword tommorow
real?
weak osprey
half sword tommorow
I hope
modern tiger
dark folio
Quick question, has halfsword updated yet?
Never
dark folio
half sword tommorow
Its getting unreleased
weak osprey
No blood = drained willie
merry berry
when the full game comes out there should be an achievement for managing to kill someone after having had both your hands cut off because I just did and I feel like i achieved something
dark folio
Dead chat
merry berry
when it release it will be fullsword
modern tiger
when it release it will be fullsword
yes.
sullen nimbus
Good morning guys, where can I find halfsword official playlist?
tough yew
Good morning guys, where can I find halfsword official playlist?
You mean the soubdtrack?
sullen nimbus
yes
tough yew
Either on Yotube or Spotify
sullen nimbus
ty
grand hound
No blood = drained willie
ya i know
but now my game keeps crashing :sigh
cant even play
fixed it once again
dark folio
Dead chat
raven solar
1984
tropic reef
Guys, how do I remove the auto-aiming of an attack?
The combat system used to be much better. Why did they add auto-aiming?
vale mantle
i may be slow, but how to download the game XD
restive barn
i may be slow, but how to download the game XD
steam
faint hinge
i can only demo
that's all that's available right now
vale mantle
but isnt demo the dark room?
old fox
does the steam one have blood
faint hinge
but isnt demo the dark room?
That's just the abyss
The gauntlet and free mode are in the demo too
vale mantle
really?
faint hinge
Yes
vale mantle
i taught its only the abyss
vale mantle
i will try
vale mantle
thanks
vale mantle
ngl go to itch.io
why?
faint hinge
tbf this game is probably vaporware 😅
old fox
its got the full game
old fox
tbf this game is probably vaporware 😅
🧢
vale mantle
how does itch have full game
vale mantle
i mean probably
old fox
itch has blood
vale mantle
there is no "full gmae" yet
faint hinge
some devs just be that way
faint hinge
there is no "full gmae" yet
correct
faint hinge
You are basically looking at the whole game that it could be lol. If you want to look into the future, Exanima is the most you could hope fore
Stagnant development that sometimes adds new little nice things but the game is still the exact same
You should go check out Exanima though as well
old fox
🤓☝️
faint hinge
Both dead af tho lol
raven solar
exanima is not dead but they update it every 2 years lol
dark folio
Kaboom
old fox
nah
im already playing
uh oh
Trojan.SilverFox.bv is aparently detected in the halfsword itch version
tough yew
You are basically looking at the whole game that it could be lol. If you want to...
so just because itch io version is technically more “feature complete” its the full game?
old fox
so just because itch io version is technically more “feature complete” its the f...
yeah
I downloaded it in the past and had no issues
tough yew
you know the game is basically gonna be 180% more different than itch io or the demo
tough yew
why would that suck?
old fox
because i like the itch version of the game
tough yew
It’s basically almost the same thing as the current demo
old fox
i dont think the demo has blood from what i recall
tough yew
The demo has blood and improved gore
old fox
really?
tough yew
yeah check it out
shadow badger
Excited for the game early access tomorrow
dark folio
Trojan.SilverFox.bv is aparently detected in the halfsword itch version
Its all @mild yarrow fault
mild yarrow
yup
hard oracle
^ ur fault
jade ibex
Excited for the game early access tomorrow
yo its tomorrow?
tough yew
yo its tomorrow?
no he’s a silly goose
jade ibex
freak
fierce umbra
yo its tomorrow?
hard oracle
He got my hopes up... damm
mild yarrow
yup
hard oracle
Hmmm
mild yarrow
terrible wbu
hard oracle
See? he is doing terrible because you asked for his ban.
slow heron
smelly willie make it prickly turn it slimey
fierce umbra
bug sword 🥹
dark folio
terrible wbu
Why if you mind me asking? Also im great thanks for asking
fierce umbra
mild yarrow
cuz i got a headache and cough for the past 3 days
weak osprey
Willie is not only a fungus but a plane
dark folio
cuz i got a headache and cough for the past 3 days
Hope youll heal unc
mild yarrow
áme
fierce umbra
god bless bo staffs
mild yarrow
❤️
old fox
how do i lock onto target
tame thicket
exanima is not dead but they update it every 2 years lol
Heh, yeah...
It's a weird one though, someone made the perfectly reasonable point in the steam forums that they should at the very least update the early access FAQ thing on the store page
Which says the game would take months to reach full released, and was written 10 years ago
And the answer was basically "our priority is developing the game"
Like you can't bother to spend the 5 minutes it would take to update that?
dark folio
how do i lock onto target
Z
slow heron
Im yearning for the next update
old fox
thanks
dark folio
Im yearning for the next update
Never
karmic osprey
WHY CAN I JUST DISARM PEOPLE WITH THE STAFF
this is some shao-lin level shit and i think its great
fierce umbra
this is some shao-lin level shit and i think its great
bo staffs are fun as hell
they are risky but pay off so much
karmic osprey
exactly risk reward
dark folio
https://tenor.com/view/kisses-gif-13704431359023650989
Haha
karmic osprey
i mean the eu version would be a parrying sword
mild yarrow
have what
fierce umbra
kids
karmic osprey
we unc bro
bitter ice
"fam why you running"
karmic osprey
me grabbing that one guys sword in the abyss
weak osprey
WHY CAN I JUST DISARM PEOPLE WITH THE STAFF
I usually disarm folks with a polearm, or just yank their shields
tame thicket
now imagine bo staffs in early access
is the skull popping gonna be a thing again? also guts spilling? I'd like that
fierce umbra
sun too bright
fierce umbra
is the skull popping gonna be a thing again? also guts spilling? I'd like that
the game will have completed organs so probably yes
karmic osprey
yeah i actually just downloaded the old itch.io version cause i was curious and i gotta say theres some silly things they decided to gut, no pun intended
fierce umbra
and i will also have 10 fps on low settings
karmic osprey
and i will also have 10 fps on low settings
dude this old version runs so much better LOL
fierce umbra
dude this old version runs so much better LOL
im talking about early access
also yes it does cause it has no organs or detailed blood
tame thicket
and i will also have 10 fps on low settings
Yeah same here, I saw that teaser they've shown with the smoke effects and groaned
karmic osprey
also yes it does cause it has no organs or detailed blood
i think its mostly post processing
weak osprey
The fool’s wheel gon be the death of my pc
bitter ice
The fool’s wheel gon be the death of my pc
fr
fierce umbra
the only problem i have with halfsword is the pc requirements and oxygenated blood
restive barn
"fam why you running"
thats one small sword
balmy vapor
theyre gonna optimize tho
fierce umbra
when you give willie a small cut it just looks like he bathed in blood
sick mountain
The fool’s wheel gon be the death of my pc
tf is a zealot
weak osprey
tf is a zealot
Search the term up bud
bitter ice
the only problem i have with halfsword is the pc requirements and oxygenated blo...
click on the graphics thing in the settings its in work in progress
fierce umbra
why is that so well-hidden
i mean i run medium on 80 graphics so im fine but i thought that was a way to remove the willie getting covered in blood from a paper cut
bitter ice
i mean i run medium on 80 graphics so im fine but i thought that was a way to re...
are you playing on liek the highest blood or what
tame thicket
i mean i run medium on 80 graphics so im fine but i thought that was a way to re...
well, you can, just bring the blood slider down
fierce umbra
are you playing on liek the highest blood or what
no dude like even on low blood if i punch willie in the face once his entire middle part of the body just turns red
that nose bleed cannot be this bad
jade ibex
ok
weak osprey
no dude like even on low blood if i punch willie in the face once his entire mid...
Your willie is too sensitive
karmic osprey
u cant change anything in this
weak osprey
that nose bleed cannot be this bad
Sometimes he can have a nosebleed
I’ve faced it
While bashing his bloody face
And prickling his face in the menu
fierce umbra
it kind of ruins the fight
when i see willie with his entire chest covered in blood after i give him a small cut on the stomach
karmic osprey
yeah as a former stomach self harmer thats not realistic
restive barn
yeah as a former stomach self harmer thats not realistic
bro what
tame thicket
You can't really give him a small cut with an axe or sword, unless you're using that shitty butter knife
fierce umbra
You can't really give him a small cut with an axe or sword, unless you're using ...
no its like i graze him
and then when i turn around i see his legs and chest covered in blood
willie eats alot of vitamins it appears
tame thicket
but like, with the blood slider setting where? 1/3, 1/2?
fierce umbra
but like, with the blood slider setting where? 1/3, 1/2?
its either at 1/2 or lower
mainly because if he falls theres like 0 blood on the floor when the blood setting is low
and he still has a shit ton of blood everywhere on him
tame thicket
well, I never really paid much attention to that tbh, I just expected blood and there was blood so I was content heh
bitter ice
fierce umbra
i love how willies bones are cones
and the flesh texture is just like a raw steak stretched
weak osprey
Brand new scooping utensil
bitter ice
and the flesh texture is just like a raw steak stretched
the bones are like oddly metal
bitter ice
DUDE I CUT HIS FACE
bitter ice
the demo didnt have any
the demo was fun
tame thicket
you mean the old 0.3 demo?
tame thicket
I didn't like the itch.io one much, too wonky
Old steam 0.3 demo though was pretty good, the abyss only one
peak lava
holy clean cut
tame thicket
holy clean cut
interesting technique, you're lucky he had a falchion though
dull iron
