halfsword-chat-⚔

[signal wedge]

If thats the case there are two corners and I live near neither of them lol

Vegas is in the lower left peak which is also a corner

Lower right*

[humble iris]

@tough hollow are you a vegas dweller

[tough hollow]

No

[humble iris]

theres the answer!

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[signal wedge]

Damn bro either lives in or near reno or in the middle of absolute nowhere

[tough hollow]

Reno

[signal wedge]

damn there's a chance I know you :/

[tough hollow]

Maybe

[signal wedge]

insane

[azure mirage]

o love in ucd

[valid smelt]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟

[shrewd timber]

ALR

[naive holly]

No more face for u

[verbal tangle]

why does slowly walking towards a guy with a spear cut my leg off

[soft osprey]

Yeah just a 1 in 281,000 chance

[signal wedge]

easter dont you got some cars to fix

[verbal tangle]

i hope they fix sharp stuff in ea

[signal wedge]

you dumb

[soft osprey]

😡

I hope you don’t know sign language 🖕 🖕

[signal wedge]

I hope you don't know sign language 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[soft osprey]

Youre not allowed to say that to me

We are not the same

[signal wedge]

Yeah I'm better

[soft osprey]

No

Thats wrong

[signal wedge]

Oh ok my bad, you're worser

[soft osprey]

See? If im not better then why am I from heaven

That’s what I thought

[soft osprey]

Stay on topic please this isn’t general chat

[signal wedge]

Oh shit you right

[azure lark]

how can i reset the game filies of half Swoard so i can play it again?

[soft osprey]

I gotcha

Damnit Willie

[signal wedge]

average Easter fail

[azure lark]

thanks

[soft osprey]

It was Willie

[radiant flare]

I am REALLY excited for the full game

does anyone know how it will play out?

like

i mean the progression

[verbal tangle]

dont even know if the devs do

[shrewd timber]

is there any mods that give u like crazy crazy strength where im like launching my enemy ???

[wild radish]

yeah

[shrewd timber]

whats it called??

[soft osprey]

Enhancer mod

[shrewd timber]

i have that but the best thing it does with strength is just kill them. i want something where it launches them out of the arena with one punch if that is a thing?

[soft osprey]

I thought enhancer but tbh i dont use mods so

Not sure

[shrewd timber]

ah all good

[tough hollow]

If you use the dash or max to your body Tonus combined with the max strength you can send the enemy pretty far backwards

but you have to dash at them from sort of a distance

[shrewd timber]

il give it a try

cause i see vids of people launching them and i wanted to know how

[tough hollow]

They use custome mods

[covert flare]

prob something related to gravity

[tough hollow]

Shi you right

I never thought of that

[fiery garnet]

dash? tonus? I do not understand

[round stone]

Must be the wind

Trying to reach out and all

[naive holly]

The half sword enhancer mod lets you change a bunch of values

[fiery garnet]

ah

[wheat leaf]

this keeps happening to me, there will be these weird spots of light in the background or sky and i feel like my willie mightve been born with schizophrenia

first it was a black hole in outer atmosphere, then it was a fartbomb going off in the crowd, where will it end?!

[round stone]

Strongest plankton user

[wheat leaf]

fucked him up so bad had to say a prayer after

i been really diggin this kaltz tho

[azure mirage]

yo

[wheat leaf]

Gurt

[twilit escarp]

absolutely fucking savage kick

don't think i've ever landed one so perfectly square in someone's face

[brisk gazelle]

im experiencing a permanent bug where my weapons go through an enemy without doing any damage (like a sword slices through his chest and the dude doesnt bleed or hurt). i didnt have this issue before, should i reinstall? clear cache?

[wheat leaf]

It’s almost a good feeling when they go flying back, full transfer of energy

[twilit escarp]

the better video

[round stone]

What is he even trying to do man

[wheat leaf]

need this edited w a skateboard under him

thats the look of a man hitting the gnarliest kickflip ever

[twilit escarp]

so gnarly he dislocated his fuckin' knee doing it

[round stone]

While playing "Superman" by Goldfinger on the background 🎶🔥

[wheat leaf]

YES

I haven’t heard that song in ages thank you for reminding me

[quaint ingot]

damn bashed his head against the fence too hard

[round stone]

Even his hammer was floating away lmao

[weak osprey]

You gave him a lobotomy

[echo cloud]

I dont think u can stand now broski 🫩✌🏻

[quaint ingot]

I hit him with it but had a bad photo angle

[small glen]

Can this go into the top 10 most dirty finishers?

[quaint ingot]

Willie is tying to kill himself again

[weak osprey]

Prolly got too scared he had to do it

[round stone]

"What did I tell you about klling yself Willie"

[quaint ingot]

might not help I do this to his body when he’s knocked out

[weak osprey]

I love crushing a willie’s skull

Either with a mace or poleaxe

[round stone]

Kung fu ahh pose

[weak osprey]

Willie was kung fu fightin

[round stone]

Bro resisted long enough

[pseudo egret]

I was in bed with a woman for the first time and mentioned half sword to her

is it over?

[weak osprey]

No, she def may play it

Since you recommended her peak

[wheat leaf]

what could possibly have given you the incentive to mention half sword in bed

[azure mirage]

yea

[round stone]

"Me when I fucking get you"

[pseudo egret]

I was thinking about playing chivalry 2 and went down a rabbit hole

[wheat leaf]

HOW ARE YOU IN BED FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THINKING ABOUT PLAYING CHIV 2 LATER

[quaint ingot]

we think he’s dead or will have a very bad head ache

[wheat leaf]

attention span of a bubble

[weak osprey]

Def dead

[round stone]

He did NOT like losing !

[small glen]

misclick

[weak osprey]

Was there something we didn’t witness behind the scenes

[round stone]

Maybe...

[wheat leaf]

he just spawned like that dw

[quaint ingot]

that’s gonna hurt

[wheat leaf]

nah im looking at the angle of his wrist dude thats definitely sprained, idk if he can keep fighting

[weak osprey]

A stab to his willy is much more painful

[wheat leaf]

willie knew just what to say

[small glen]

"You'll hurt someone with that!"

[small glen]

that orange is clean

[weak osprey]

Bath home, he said

[quaint ingot]

got him with the spike on the handle side

[humble iris]

aftermath

[wheat leaf]

he said buffoon 😭

[weak osprey]

Alr

[small glen]

wassup Sir Green Bean

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sad-break-in-half-upset-gif-8957735

[round stone]

The state I found bro after his date with the hello kitty girl

[quaint ingot]

WHY does Willie try so hard to kill himself

[humble iris]

hello pointy stick goblin

[round stone]

Crazy to be split while in the air btw

[weak osprey]

Everytime he loses he feels tremendous humiliation, so he tries to do it

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/box-spear-cat-gif-14164917

[wheat leaf]

main T5 fit, i didnt even want orange at first as the save glitched from crimson to orange, but ill take it

[quaint ingot]

He’s now not even trying to defend himself

[wheat leaf]

youve demoralized him

[small glen]

half sword enhancer doesn't save certain color of gambesons

idk why doe

[wheat leaf]

nah its all clothing

ive tested it a lot, any change to armor or clothing totally randomizes it

like ill switch shoes or gauntlets and get different pants, shirt, and hat

could even happen from just putting a helmet on

[small glen]

there prob a way to make it not do that

but honestly

there isn't much of a point

the game is going into EA soon

[wheat leaf]

im not that crucial over it

[small glen]

so we will be able to customize our gambesons then

[quaint ingot]

I got Willie’s hand

[wheat leaf]

this is the only fit i made sure i saved exactly right, it looks like he shidded his pants lmao

WARNING shit audio

it glitched

[potent mica]

Can anybody give me some tips for the ultimate challenge on gauntlet

[quaint ingot]

I won just by stabbing Willie in his hand

[wheat leaf]

always move around so they cant surround you, like training zombies in call of duty

but also be mindful not to fully RUN run cause youll drain stamina fast

[small glen]

i just realized that like

every pro-pro Half sword player

has there own color scheme

[humble iris]

yes

can you guess what mine is

[mental kelp]

Yellow

[humble iris]

Correct

[round stone]

Mf is not sleeping well like this...

[graceful cosmos]

so i found a way to slide sword between the armor

[wheat leaf]

Helps to stand out if you do wanna try and make a presence for yourself

[quaint ingot]

I think he snapped his own neck

[round stone]

-Does a Jojo pose
-Fucking dies

[small glen]

green

man

if only i knew this

there is no indicator

[small glen]

yeah i am in no way an pro at this game

[quaint ingot]

That’s gonna hurt like hell

[small glen]

i have a custom loadout and stuff but i main Plancon

[round stone]

He needs some milk

[quaint ingot]

odd how on every polearm I use when I swing it I always hit with the spike on the end

[wheat leaf]

i hardly am either i just got hours lol

[round stone]

Frog guard/stance remains unmatched

[wheat leaf]

nearly 800 hours now actually damn

[round stone]

The most I've played a damn demo lol

[humble iris]

one more clip till 300

[quaint ingot]

crotch shot

[round stone]

Bro saw Mulan movie once

[cunning nebula]

which faction is best for the effect in yalls opinion

[round stone]

I like faster dodging

[quaint ingot]

Love using shields to bash Willie’s skull in

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/grason-locura-wason-latino-joker-latino-joker-gordo-gif-1691666911348249506

[humble iris]

three-hundo clips

[round stone]

You always cut by the left

[humble iris]

most comfortable

ok anyways time to sleep

goodnight fellaroos

[round stone]

gn half bro

[quaint ingot]

Turned Willie into a helicopter

[round stone]

despair makes such things

[quaint ingot]

Took his ability to walk away

[round stone]

how tuff is this chat

[short lichen]

Pretty tough

I got something tough too

[quaint ingot]

WTF did I do to cause this

[short lichen]

But I can't upload it 😔

[quaint ingot]

ok I keep on turning Willie into a helicopter from my spear

[round stone]

What's with the terrified expression

What did Willie even see ??

[round stone]

ninja what

[quaint ingot]

faviorate pass time now bully Willie with a shield

[hoary oyster]

How does one acquire this outfit?

[quaint ingot]

Willie’s hoping I didn’t hit something

[signal wedge]

bro is green

[hoary oyster]

I’ve seen black too

For commoner

[round stone]

you gotta devote yourself to the green ways

[hoary oyster]

But I can’t get black EVER

HIS SWORD IS GREEN TOO

so is it just all mods

[sacred apex]

Apparently if you get your leg cut of it the abyss, gain your health back, and try to move and kick, weird things happen

[quaint ingot]

well

[hybrid gale]

when we gonna get early access

[azure mirage]

Early Access is planned for Q4 2025 (October–December), with paid access priced between $10–30 USD and regional pricing available.

[quaint ingot]

how dead do we think Willie is

[hybrid gale]

i knew that i just wanted to complain about it

[quaint ingot]

I don’t even need a spear to win

all I need is a shield

[hybrid gale]

good job buddy keep it up

[quaint ingot]

the first half of the song I’m listening to was perfect for what I’m doing

[hybrid gale]

can i get a marketing comission if iget my friends to buy it?

[quaint ingot]

That’s just from a shield

that’s the shield I’m using to bully Willie

[tranquil ginkgo]

broo, sorry; i didnt read this message! thanks a lot! ❤️

[hearty dove]

The world would not be where its at today without this track

[hearty dove]

one of the few games that i keep the music on lol

[vale crater]

am I finally going schiz or did I see something about a new version?

also is there a difference between the demo and the tech demo on steam?

[hearty dove]

demo is the most up to date

other than that i dont know

playtest is just testing stuff i guess

[quaint ingot]

Willie hit his head so hard he broke it

[signal wedge]

hey malware do you like game osts? I'm sorry if the answer is obvious since you know, you made one but ya never know

[tranquil ginkgo]

yess of course 🙂 ❤️

[signal wedge]

May I share peak with you

https://youtu.be/o0yz457hVec?si=rKMtcYxUohftFCXG

[tough hollow]

Tonus is how fast you dodge

The dash just lauches wherever your character is facing

[restive barn]

its really fucking old

[neat crow]

link?

[tranquil ginkgo]

thank you for sharing!!

[signal wedge]

thank you for being rad 😎

Also whats that one halfsword song thats like

[restive barn]

i am not sur if its on yt]

[restive barn]

is it the one he shared djring the live stream]

you know

[tranquil ginkgo]

jewharp something is called hahahah

[restive barn]

the one where you said "There's a stream going on, check the pins "

[signal wedge]

YES

THABK YOU

Its my fav

[azure mirage]

jewharp 😭

[neat crow]

where do you even listen to it

[restive barn]

itch.io game

[azure mirage]

i wasnt the one to say it

[neat crow]

is there an OST on there?

[azure mirage]

maybe

[flat bronze]

Anyone experiencing the character

Well, stumbling?

I'm not talking loss of stamina or injury, just straight up walking/running and stumbling as if shoelaces are tied or something

[azure mirage]

restart

or reinstall if it persists after restarting the game

@flat bronze

[austere tinsel]

have you guys seen that tiktok of the guy who hit a heavenly strike in half sword

[azure mirage]

i hvent

[austere tinsel]

i think it was by shiden

[quaint ingot]

same here but then again I don’t use it

likely would get banned for what I believe in

[azure mirage]

damn

i use instagram

[quaint ingot]

I like to speak my mind

[azure mirage]

yum

[quaint ingot]

I catch a lot of flak for what I say but can’t deny the truth

[azure mirage]

i mean

sometimes it's better to just

not say anything

[green isle]

im so tired of the fatal crashes

is there any mod that can fix this?

[azure mirage]

Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely

[quaint ingot]

Oh I know it’s just trying to educate people about guns. Which rarely does anything, most the time they continue

[green isle]

thx

[azure mirage]

de nada

[wind charm]

wip

[wary yarrow]

awesome clips and really entertaining editing style

[wind charm]

Awh ty my guy

I spend a lot of time editing, more than I probably should aha

[wary yarrow]

i mean it came out amazing so it didnt go into vain

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/catdance-gangnam-style-cute-cat-gif-11020797830010762324

It's gonna be much more work to do the tutorials 😭

[sudden ravine]

CASEOH PLAYED HALF SWORD AGAIN?

[round wyvern]

have the devs ever mentioned about making it optional for higher quality articulation/physics at release similiar to pre april fools update

[sudden ravine]

bro yall missed your chance when caseoh was playing it 💔

[shell bronze]

nightly half sword spam

[signal wedge]

oh no

great news for halfsword

bad news for halfcord

[sudden ravine]

yes

[signal wedge]

love the pfp btw

[sudden ravine]

shouldve announced trailer right then and there

[sudden ravine]

thanks

[signal wedge]

doge ronin

[sudden ravine]

fr

[sudden ravine]

so do we think theres a chance the trailer will drop on halloween

[signal wedge]

nah

they're definitely going to drop a trailer nearer to the end of the year if they don't delay it into 2026

[sudden ravine]

damn

hopefully they dont delay it

i dont think they will

[signal wedge]

I hope they don't either but... who knows

[signal wedge]

I think the whole cancelation of the demo for steam next fest shook my resolve a bit

Like they waited until it was pretty close

[mental kelp]

No anti regime speak

[signal wedge]

Granted its not like, apart of the demo but

Who knows

[shadow badger]

Bro here talking about shooked resolve like he some struggling man of faith

Game will come out tomorrow or day after, no point in theorising

[shell bronze]

my resolve was not based on the demo so i'm feeling perfectly fine

[signal wedge]

yeah

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-chat-gif-12337312190850803514

[signal wedge]

hello jane winter sword

[vital perch]

hello evil and intimidating mod

[signal wedge]

D:

[shell bronze]

migi-do strike, then hidari-men

[sudden ravine]

you said this yesterday

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[shell bronze]

bamboo cutting

[shadow badger]

it was today for me, so still coming out tomorrow

[sudden ravine]

oh alr

its 5:16pm for me rn

[tough hollow]

shadow realm timezone

[sudden ravine]

30th

[wind charm]

[shadow badger]

ye tomorrow

[shell bronze]

@sand herald

[sudden ravine]

so 31st?

[shadow badger]

tomorrow

no man knows the date or the hour, just that its tomorrow

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-wong-gif-7845920779899236663

[sudden ravine]

aight bro

[signal wedge]

I will never look at this dude the same way after weapons

[left trail]

I tried looking around the discord for the answer but didn’t see it, is there a way to still play the old demo?

[tough hollow]

deadass

i legit watched weapons last night

[signal wedge]

Nice, good movie

[tough hollow]

yes

[signal wedge]

Saw it in theaters

[tough hollow]

i js watched it on my phone

[signal wedge]

The galaxy, which ironically we both know about lol

[tough hollow]

wgat

galaxy?

[signal wedge]

Galaxy movie theater?

Imax

[tough hollow]

oh shi

i didnt know what u were talking abt

[signal wedge]

Yeah haha

[tough hollow]

i dont go to theaters that much

[signal wedge]

you aren't missing a lot

[tough hollow]

yeuh

[shadow badger]

you guys should meet up irl and kiss while livestreaming on vc, just saying

[tough hollow]

bruh

[tough hollow]

bruh the fatal errors are killing me

[dark folio]

You should

[dark folio]

Disable blood

[tough hollow]

i know

but it was never an issue before

and all of a sudden i get one and as soon as they hit the ground i get booted

[dark folio]

Ive noticed it only happens in ultimate challenge

[tough hollow]

mine too

but now its in sandbox

in like every teir

[vital perch]

how half sword mfs feel after beating the gauntlet (they used a plancon the entire run)

[dark folio]

I remember using only halberd B

[tough hollow]

i js used the war stick

[vital perch]

i used whatever polearm was in the tier

[tough hollow]

shi was op

[vital perch]

based

[tough hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/763053037332725790/919852302469320704/RDT_20210902_1254152293895915118684633.gif

[dark folio]

Reminds me of stick war legacy

[tough hollow]

dih war legacy

[dark folio]

Are you honest?

[tough hollow]

honest

[dark folio]

Good

[tough hollow]

i hope they fix fatal errors soon

[dark folio]

Wow

[tough hollow]

i dont wanna have to turn off blood

[sudden ravine]

martial arts demon

[dark folio]

Its because of a blood plugin they use im pretty sure

[tough hollow]

maybe

[tough hollow]

tleast its only when i slam them

im not really having crashs when i hit em real hard

[fierce umbra]

boy do i have news for you

[tough hollow]

my shi still fatal errored without blood

[fierce umbra]

no updates for playtest so wait for early access

😂 ✌️

[shell bronze]

rapid dispatch

[weak osprey]

willie

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-roundhouse-kick-murder-fall-gif-6805343826912238440

Roundhouse kick from hell?

[tough hollow]

speed of sound

[fierce umbra]

how the actual hell does one do that

[tough hollow]

i dunoo

[wary yarrow]

is there something im missing how did u do any of that on vanilla half sword

[tough hollow]

it not vannilla

the only modded part was that i was naked and i was invulnerable

[tough hollow]

but it was mostly because i shoved my fist into his chest

[wary yarrow]

how did u slam him on the ground so many times

is it am od

mod

[tough hollow]

idunno

[vital perch]

gotta get the starboard spot

[pure widget]

What are you playing on dude💔

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[tough hollow]

2013 msi laptop

[pure widget]

😭

[tough hollow]

i lied

i play on my pc

[vital perch]

😨

he lied

[dark folio]

I'm never trusting you ever again

[tough hollow]

im sorry

[pure widget]

What pc could POSSIBLY not run medium

[vital perch]

yours

[tough hollow]

2 year old pc

[pure widget]

I play 130 fps on epic

[tough hollow]

you lyin

[dark folio]

My pc cant run medium on a playable frame rate whild recording

[pure widget]

Ill show you right now bro😭

[dark folio]

Takes one to know one you LIAR

[tough hollow]

we js did not see the clip though

💔

[vital perch]

who are yall voting on btw on nov 1st

[pure widget]

Good clip😭

[tough hollow]

november?

[vital perch]

sry , nov 1st

[pure widget]

You want me to show you?

[tough hollow]

yes

[pure widget]

Sure

Ill dm you cus i dont have image perms

[dark folio]

probably green goober, maybe you, and stabber

@velvet halo stabber my boy wake up

[vital perch]

you can't tell me this isnt aura

[tough hollow]

Ok

[tough hollow]

I accidentally seclined

Send me another request

[fresh basalt]

"why are you awake"

[vital perch]

honestly i was thinking of making a poster for voting

but it sounds kinda narcisstic

[tough hollow]

The photo is tuff but Willie looks like he’s on the verge of being tears

[fresh basalt]

spinjitsu

[wind charm]

close

[vital perch]

would you approve 🙏

[fresh basalt]

looks like a thumbnail photo

[wind charm]

of course :D

[vital perch]

thank you

[tough hollow]

Is Ts your screenshot I can’t render

[young saffron]

they done turned willie into the rake😭

[wary yarrow]

how does one do this with fucking photo mode

[fresh basalt]

the "zombie" gamemode

[tough hollow]

@covert flare can I steal this photo please

[tough hollow]

I dunno it not mine

[vital perch]

@wind charm also , would you like to give me a ⭐ #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[idle crane]

Long voulge was my weapon of choice in the gauntlet if it spawned

[vital perch]

voulge isn't the plancon

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/duh-well-duh-obviously-well-obviously-duhh-gif-8482854688137937547

[vital perch]

means it's superior

[idle crane]

[young saffron]

willie... cmon bro

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/this-man-react-him-discord-react-star-thanos-gif-13166413308104625747

[vital perch]

That's what i'm saying!!

Fuck plançon

i despise shields and plançons

it's a custom made mace by @restive barn

aurafarming to the max

[signal wedge]

that goes hard

[vital perch]

right? love how it came out with a little bit of editing outside of half sword's cam mode

yep

[signal wedge]

shame you can't grab your handle while its in the sheath

[vital perch]

half sword enchancer + ovrdth's selector

wait let me get a clearer pic

[strange citrus]

i think this diddyblud is epstein

[dark folio]

What is he typing in to the calc?

[strange citrus]

I think this diddyblud us einstein

[dark folio]

Wait.... is that six and 7???

Forgive me willie for saying the forbidden numbers

[strange citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/khaby-lame-automatic-kabhy-lame-robot-khaby-lame-el-negrito-del-tiktok-gif-22935258

[mortal vector]

i wish there was a way to fully disable the abyss

i dont wanna get put in it after i die and wait like 10 minutes to go back

[vital perch]

get used to it

there won't be any demo updates

[mortal vector]

sad life

[hollow pond]

I mean, you can technically

[winter herald]

are the devs open to add other type of ennemies ?

i dont know why but i want to fight wyverns in half-sword with the gore and dismeberment system it could be so satisfying

[vital perch]

i doubt it

willie gore was hard enough to add already

[winter herald]

Understandable did they say anything about modding ? like will the game be easily moddable if so maybe modders will do it

[naive holly]

Afaik there wont be any fantasy elements. The most "out there" the get will get is the abyss

[vital perch]

modding is considered

[naive holly]

And people do mod it currently

Im sure we'll see people come up with somethin

[winter herald]

i hope so 🤞

[winter herald]

but even wolves or trained combat dogs could be a cool ennemies to fight

[naive holly]

I was cookin last night

[signal wedge]

aight you gone

[strange citrus]

Epstein is not accepted in the chat

[naive holly]

Insanity

[naive holly]

Correct

[signal wedge]

Ah yes the other person i wanted to see

[strange citrus]

hello

[mortal vector]

i wish I had medal

[vital perch]

who was that and what did he write

i'm late to the event

[mortal vector]

i did a parry so cool that it pushed willie to the other side of the map

[strange citrus]

A pic with epstein and 2 kids

[vital perch]

oh i see

[strange citrus]

What is blud doing with those numbers?
Is he Tung Tung Sahur? Or is he a sus womens?
Or an anti-furry making based dark memes
Wait, I think I know what he’s typing now, wait
Six seven? (Woo)

[mortal vector]

im crine

[vital perch]

imagine making epstein jokes in november 2025

about as funny as those facebook moms minions

[strange citrus]

Its not epstein jokes its a song 😕 what is this diddyblud doin

[signal wedge]

Can we not continue to mention epstein or Diddy please?

[strange citrus]

with a calculator

[signal wedge]

Ffs

[mortal vector]

i hate people that genuinely think epstein and Hitler memes are funny

[vital perch]

i meant the deleted picture you're fine

[vital perch]

based

[strange citrus]

oh i didnt know it would show a picture

[signal wedge]

Alright bro. Meme or not, this is your last verbal warning

[strange citrus]

😔

[timber topaz]

pp

[idle crane]

[dusk adder]

thank god for hs discord 🙏 opened it, the first thing I saw was this and broke out in laughter. never leaving this god blessed server

[strange citrus]

Imma have a kool aid jammer and go to bed

[dark folio]

Kaboom

Dead chat

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-waiting-cereal-eating-cereal-dead-gif-25969021

it's always dead when it's daytime for me 😔

[dark folio]

I'm getting shawarma🥹

🤤

[vital perch]

where are you from again?

[dark folio]

Romania

[vital perch]

i have a friend from romania

[vital perch]

based

[dark folio]

Cool

[supple ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185589058177609809/1311280368372027412/IMG_4339.gif

[dark folio]

My phones about to die

[wind urchin]

does anyone else have the baron in hs?

[restive barn]

im making an emoji hieroglyphics language

[weak osprey]

Show us

[naive holly]

I feel like there server has a lot of EU folks, and then theres chrome.

But yeah a lot of the chronic halfcorders are western.

Would be interesting to see a pie chart lol

[restive barn]

as of rn i dont have a vocabulary and im just starting wt morphology

im new to language making so

there will be no case endings

also i just realised that the mid back rounded vowel is bolded

oops

[naive holly]

Phonetics are cool

[restive barn]

basically im turning yt shorts kid emoji spam into a language

[naive holly]

Deja vu

[naive holly]

Lol I read yt as white bc thats an internet thing these days

[valid smelt]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟

[vital perch]

those who know (insert overedited trollge)

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/that-one-friend-who-doesnt-like-anything-gif-16745828165917532030

[valid smelt]

:D

I just like reading this chat about half sword stuff only

Which it should be about

[ivory spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/nyc-nyc-is-a-wonderland-twitter-subway-wonderland-gif-3460971131528251448

[restive barn]

then i'll talk about the linguistics of half sword

jk

[valid smelt]

Lmao

[vital perch]

let us sheathe our swerds in honor

[weak osprey]

Legit saw a poor ol dude get his phone snatched in a vid in nyc, and prolly never get it again

[ivory spruce]

ny is a truly odd place

[vital perch]

i remember an old dude losing his keys on the subway in the UK (they fell out of his pocket) , so i took them from his seat and brought them to him before he could leave , he thanked me and gave me five pounds

[vital perch]

it's special

[weak osprey]

ny is rarely ever a place with lowkey very nice peeps

So ye

That man deserves a salute

[ivory spruce]

i dont really see the appeal in nyc other than the cool landmarks

[vital perch]

"buT WHaT ABouT thE tiMEs sQuaRE!?!??!"

nobody gives a shit about it

[ivory spruce]

isnt it quite litterly just a intersection

[vital perch]

i don't get the appeal , i mean yeah its recognizable

other than that its not that unique

[weak osprey]

You will mostly see crimes, dirty ass corners, and pollution

[weak osprey]

Its just your average city

[vital perch]

sounds like london

[weak osprey]

Ye

[ivory spruce]

im assuming thats because its a massively populated city

[vital perch]

where were you from again

[weak osprey]

Philippines

From asia

[vital perch]

too many people and too little space

[vital perch]

thanks

[weak osprey]

Large ass cities tend to have more pollution, and other thinngs

[weak osprey]

Where you live again?

[vital perch]

poland

[weak osprey]

I love poland

[vital perch]

im so glad i live at the edge of Germany , away from Warsaw

[vital perch]

same

[weak osprey]

Ye

I also love my nation

[vital perch]

nothing we can do unfortunately

no offense but we should drop the topic before evil and intimidating mods join the chat

[weak osprey]

Oh damn

I forgor

Alr lets drop it

[vital perch]

politic are banned

[ivory spruce]

whats your guys favorate food?

[weak osprey]

Hmmmmm, leche flan, some sweet arh custard

[vital perch]

Probably Cacciatore pizza

wbu

[ivory spruce]

are you into sweets?

[weak osprey]

Or prolly average burgir

[weak osprey]

Yes,

[ivory spruce]

probably salmon

[vital perch]

i despise fish

[weak osprey]

Sometimes burgirs

[weak osprey]

And pizas

[vital perch]

i mean i don't hate fish themselves

i hate fish as food

[weak osprey]

Same

[ivory spruce]

i see

[weak osprey]

But im forced to eat em evyday

But am still grateful

[vital perch]

i often bake myself hotdogs

lemme find a pic

[weak osprey]

I love glizzies

[ivory spruce]

same

i go preety basic as far as toppings

usually just mustard

[weak osprey]

Some random restaurant around me sells long arh glizzies the size of an arm

[ivory spruce]

ive always wanted to try the long ones

[weak osprey]

It very deli

Even better cuz it has a chili option

[ivory spruce]

[timber topaz]

ahh yes. Lovely

[vital perch]

here's the hotdogs

[timber topaz]

@azure gate Have a look at this

[ivory spruce]

those look amazing

[vital perch]

i love those with BBQ or 1000 island dressing

[weak osprey]

Nice

I love drenching em in chili

[ivory spruce]

i would devour those with BBQ

[vital perch]

me when i put my glizzy in chili

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-lickye-kanye-lick-tongue-dropout-bear-gif-8113371528097079782

[azure gate]

Oh good lord

[weak osprey]

I love drenching my food in a sauce for some reason

[vital perch]

who wouldn't , BBQ is my 2nd favourite sauce

[ivory spruce]

so true

[restive barn]

see i suh at conlanging

[azure gate]

I love me some conlanging but emoji hieroglyphics? That's a whole other school of magic 🤣

No not at all! Just an interesting orthography you're going with haha

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsey-salt-burger-gif-15223996

You can see a master at work

Cooking

[vital perch]

ngl im gonna hop on the vc and bake some live stream

[ivory spruce]

ill watch just not talk

[vital perch]

ight

[azure gate]

I ran conlanging workshops for the society I was in at my university

Love ittt

[vital perch]

how old r u if i may ask

[restive barn]

its like similar to normal hieroglyphics but the symbols are emoji

like 🫵 could be the 1st person singular pronoun

[ivory spruce]

16

[restive barn]

or it could mean you

or maybe both

im not sure

[vital perch]

same 🤝

[ivory spruce]

[restive barn]

also normal hieroglyphics had like 3 vowel sounds so i added more

this is the rest i feel like "absolutely no case endings" is a bit dumb

[azure gate]

That's really cool! Are you working on a spoken language separately from the hieroglyphics?

[restive barn]

i just started lmao

[restive barn]

yes

[azure gate]

Sick

[restive barn]

its inspired by ancient egyptian BUT its different

[azure gate]

Could I make a recommendation?

[restive barn]

Yes

i got the idea from playing roblox; i saw kids spamming emoji in the chat and thought about how cool it'll be if it was a conlang

[azure gate]

So one of my favourite things about hieroglyphics was the use of rebus, basically you could freely swap symbols out for either things that resemble them, OR that have associated words that rhyme with each other.

For example if you were writing the word ewe (as in baby sheep), you could swap it out for either another baby animal or a yew tree

It might help to flesh out the language a bit more first so you learn what ends up rhyming with what, also because there are limited emojis it will help you prioritise assigning them to words

Maybe start with a Swadesh list so you have some core vocabulary

[restive barn]

yeah ill start with swadesh 207

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[azure gate]

Awesome! Good luck, make sure to keep us updated 😁

[vital perch]

i'm back home

time to do some clipfarming

[austere tinsel]

i really hope someone makes a vr mod for this game

[hollow pond]

☝️😮
✊😗

[austere tinsel]

what

[hollow pond]

Hopefully

[austere tinsel]

this game genuinely has alot of vr potential but i dont think they'll be officially adding it

[weak osprey]

We love the mace

N’ spear

[restive barn]

i just realised my vowel table is a bit broken i fixed it

[weak osprey]

I must assume that is the giant mace

[weak osprey]

And ngl mace is easier to handle if two handed

[vital perch]

i'm legit cooking rn

[weak osprey]

Is john best mace user?

He def is

Im waiting for ts new pc

So I can stop playing on this shitty arh laptop, which is very old and laggy, and give it to someone

But eh I cen wait

[vital perch]

haha ty

[weak osprey]

Mace is love mace is life

[vital perch]

mace my beloved

[weak osprey]

Simply a work of art

[ivory spruce]

i just did the greatest clip worthy thing ever

what sucks is that i wasnt recording

[weak osprey]

Poor dude

[vital perch]

btw @ivory spruce who will you be voting on nov 1st

[ivory spruce]

hmmm

do you got the image?

[weak osprey]

Is it possible to vote on two or more people

[vital perch]

let me find the list

[ivory spruce]

cause all i know for sure is that clueless and john halfsword are there

[vital perch]

@

there will be:

• Autumn
• RunkyExplunky
• Reclaimer
• Radkov
• Sov
• Heisenburger
• Green Goober

so 7 people

[ivory spruce]

i think so far im gonna vote green goober probably

if you join ill vote for you though

your crazy good with mace

[vital perch]

probably more but i'd have to look

[vital perch]

look at the list again

[ivory spruce]

nevermind yeah im voting you

[vital perch]

i apprieciate it

[ivory spruce]

[weak osprey]

I shalt vote for john

AUTUMN mace

[vital perch]

i'll bake the hotdogs in like 30ish minutes

[weak osprey]

He is too good with the mace

Thats why I vote for him

[dark folio]

How do i vote

[hollow berry]

i swear am i fucking cursed to just crash every time i have a good run

[vital perch]

turn off blood , it's the main cause of crashing

gore is fine to stay

[hollow berry]

i had an extremely good baron run right now, got full armor, billhook, relatively low injuries and bam

[vital perch]

you'll be able to 1st nov

[hollow berry]

but i want blood

[vital perch]

who will you be voting btw @dark folio

or did i ask that already

[vital perch]

that's too damn bad

either turn off blood or cope with crashing

[ivory spruce]

also do you guys just use the snipping tool to record clips or do you use a proper one?

[gusty flame]

half sword tommorow

[vital perch]

i use medal to clip last 30 seconds of gameplay and trim the actual clip to be whatever i want

[ivory spruce]

i see

[weak osprey]

Hopefully

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/who-korath-the-pursuer-marvel-kree-meme-gif-14580500

[vital perch]

that's the people i found signed in

¯_(ツ)_/¯

pretty sure there were more but i cant remember

[gusty flame]

Half sword tommorow

[weak osprey]

Lets hope

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-idk-really-gif-11611432075508357589

[warm horizon]

gang how do I restart my progress #Ihatethebaron

[warm horizon]

thank you bro ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ much appreciated❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ many thanks❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ peace upon ye❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[azure mirage]

oh my god

[naive holly]

Nah fr I just had to add to it for effect

[echo pulsar]

Guys when do the new maps come out please ?

[warm horizon]

now

[echo pulsar]

Which maps are coming out today ?

[warm timber]

the update just come out

[warm horizon]

All of them

Im so excited for the birmingham map ❤️

[echo pulsar]

Game is playable at the moment ?

[little verge]

They will be coming in Early Access.

[warm timber]

the early access update is coming at 12am

[shadow badger]

early access is coming tomorrow actually, dont believe what everyone else is saying

[azure mirage]

Early Access is planned for Q4 2025 (October–December), with paid access priced between $10–30 USD and regional pricing available.

early access is NOT coming at 12 am

[warm horizon]

Early access coming 2022

stay tuned

[shadow badger]

NOT funny to joke about release date smh my head

[echo pulsar]

So when ??

[gilded breach]

2 weeks

[shadow badger]

tomorrow but the hour is not known

[warm timber]

4 weeks

[weak osprey]

Half sword

Coming tom- coming soon

[azure mirage]

<@&1080390104562016306>

rise and shine

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/purge-button-press-fast-gif-17107922

[azure mirage]

hi mantic thanks mantic

[weak osprey]

There

He is gone

Thanks mantic

[restive garnet]

"hi mantic thanks mantic"

[azure mirage]

😭

[dark folio]

Alright thanks

[dark folio]

You and green goober

[vital perch]

let me guess , was it a bitcoin scam

[azure mirage]

ja

[vital perch]

ich verstehe

[azure mirage]

da

[shadow badger]

das poopenfarthen

[vital perch]

warum 😭

[shadow badger]

heard it means toilet in german

[vital perch]

it's toilette

but yeah that works too

[shadow badger]

sounds french

[vital perch]

somewhat yeah

[azure mirage]

female shitter

[vital perch]

shitty situation

[azure mirage]

that's my understanding of ette

[vital perch]

where r u from

[azure mirage]

everywhere

[shadow badger]

crazy that we're going to be seeing you swing two big balls around with skill when the early access comes out

[vital perch]

is that a bad thing tho

exactly

[naive holly]

I seriously cant wait for EA like.

Gonna be so good

[restive barn]

reclaimer hi

im making an emoji hieroglyphics language

[naive holly]

I know i saw

Hi chrome

[golden mica]

how yall do this typa 1v1

[naive holly]

Wym

[azure mirage]

mods usually

but that's commoner level i believe

his kits modded

[naive holly]

Well bro is brand spanking new i think theyre probably stuck in beggar lol

[vital perch]

tf 2 reference time

[azure mirage]

I joined the server when I beat the game twice

[azure mirage]

why cant he do that

[naive holly]

I mean he can, either way both of us are assuming

[azure mirage]

no way he didn't reach commoneer

i refuse to believe 😭

[naive holly]

Countless times ive seen people not realize they have to click the tiles 😭

[azure mirage]

LOL

[naive holly]

Its always a facepalm moment lmao

[naive holly]

Anyways yeah im using a modded loadout for looks, but you just go to free play and click what tier you want.

Def my fave clip from the last couple days.

Shit just worky

Honing the stab game

[wild radish]

screenshotting his own post...

[vital perch]

yes

working on smth rn actually

[wild radish]

on the toilet working on smth rn too

eurika

[covert flare]

it is my pic yes

you can use it

but just out of curiosity, what are you using it for?

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433341333275152384/3A8F621.MP4?ex=690456a4&is=69030524&hm=d61d0bb8e7ce08615a4aca3db02ea760ce22bec983cf0a8458a2b61ef2d96b31&

[small glen]

If only the face was sliced off

I sound insane...

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1433344955254046741/3543E41.MP4?ex=69045a03&is=69030883&hm=89b858668a2a6805b483d1431988419795ae1ef37144a12f814a29576af7dac7&

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[golden mica]

yeha ik i was js curious bcs of the load out

[indigo saffron]

when's the new upd gna come out?

[shadow badger]

tomorrow acutally

[warm timber]

where is your helmet

[naive holly]

Yeah halfsword enhancer to spawn stuff and ovrdths to save

[vital perch]

mods

[naive holly]

Who needs a helmet

I perfer hats

[warm timber]

it sounds like bro died twice

[naive holly]

Dismemberments'll do that to mf

[shell bronze]

died first time by hp loss and second time by gore proc

[round stone]

Hello people, and mods

[small glen]

Rename your yourself to clueless with a arrow going up to bully people

^ clueless

🔥

[small glen]

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1433366192885600266/1525801.MP4?ex=69046dcb&is=69031c4b&hm=39780ec2d11a8b2c0ad8ce5a4b3b90ac657abe01eb116c77da957060c0487795&

[shell bronze]

i am no monster

[round stone]

[small glen]

Are you sure?

[shell bronze]

yes

[small glen]

My favorite thing to abuse with the Plancon is wide stab swings

If you just hold the plancon up in the left corner above your head, then hold alt. You'll swing it violently, and it's funny

[small glen]

Oh, did you see my sick ass finisher clip

This sword thing is fun to use. @shell bronze rate this kill

[deep shale]

clueless is at my doorstep trying to get in
he says he's not a visitor

[shell bronze]

show

[deep shale]

he's wearing green
my favorite color 💚

[small glen]

It was supposed to be hot pink

It didn't save

Sadly

[deep shale]

maybe its your program trying to save your sense of fashion!

green is leagues better than hot pink

[small glen]

Maybe

Ik the doublet has pink

But I don't like doublets

I am a gambeson person

[small glen]

But I do wear doublets on some loadouts

[deep shale]

this must be the lobster loadout

for the lobsters

[shell bronze]

most interesting plancon gameplay

[small glen]

I named it Britain

But lobster is more funny

I have 5 knives

[small glen]

Sarcasm, I am cooked

[deep shale]

lobsters in the halfsword WIP announcement pictures

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[dark folio]

Yummy

[small glen]

Lobster gaming

I am just reposting rn

Hit that metro man dance

[deep shale]

the fear from metal gear solid 3

who would be mildly inconvienced by the 1400s swordsman

[vital perch]

@shell bronze john autumn mace trailer real

[hasty blade]

@mighty nexus

[hasty blade]

thee original halfswo

[shell bronze]

?

[vital perch]

one sec

@shell bronze

John Autumn Mace Trailer

[young saffron]

meet the Willie

[deep shale]

they need to add the sound barrier to the game

a vapor cone forms around your sword as you swing at transonic speeds

[brittle bridge]

they need to add that to the weapons that freaks out and actually goes to that speed lol

[shell bronze]

sniper larp

[vital perch]

have you seen this yet

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message