halfsword-chat-⚔

[gloomy lance]

put me in coach

[soft osprey]

I stand above

[gloomy lance]

how did they get such a quality picture of sir moai

[soft osprey]

I graced them with one

Spoopy

You poopy mid

[shadow badger]

poopy mod

[signal wedge]

Whoever puts ❌ under easters messages is cool and based btw

[signal wedge]

you

evil

[shadow badger]

woooowww

[shadow badger]

Mod ABUSE

[signal wedge]

YUP

[balmy kernel]

Any new content?☹️

[shadow badger]

time to create a TICKET

[signal wedge]

NOPE

[shadow badger]

tomorrow

[soft osprey]

I’ll be waiting, I got your back against that tyrant

[balmy kernel]

Slobbering for more content lmao

[quaint ingot]

funny how I can see the bone on my arm yet it's not damaged

[mental kelp]

very close false point (punta falsa) attempt

[shadow badger]

im going to explode

[signal wedge]

Why is that sometimes I eat fingers

[quaint ingot]

oh damn

[shadow badger]

HATE YOU

[mental kelp]

@boreal path hav u done it before

[shadow badger]

i must speak to the admin

[signal wedge]

no bro 😭

[vital bluff]

Why do you hate him sometimes I eat fingers

[signal wedge]

I was just joking I promise

[shadow badger]

sending them a private dm right meow

[vital bluff]

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/police-officer-super-troopers-security-state-park-right-meow-gif-14365406

[signal wedge]

I hate this emoji

[quaint ingot]

the fuck is it with Willie and chopping off my hand

[vital bluff]

Yeah I've been noticing an increase in hand chopping lately in my sessions too

[shadow badger]

i hope you get ingrown toe nails

you too poopy mod

[vital bluff]

Jokes on you I already do

(i acc do)

[boreal path]

cant remember

but you did a very good job

[quaint ingot]

almost bled out before I can accept my victory

[boreal path]

wait do you mean in hs or real life

[quaint ingot]

oops

[mental kelp]

in hs

[soft osprey]

You really should. Poopy mod is a tyrant

[mental kelp]

mostly the half sword animation holding it back I think, cause it doesn't put the hand on efficiently, and how its kinda hard to get a bind

[boreal path]

yeah i cant remember if i have in game

[boreal path]

i cant wait to be able to change the grip around

[quaint ingot]

damn it

didn't even try to do this

[shadow badger]

i shall rebel with great force, just you wait and see

[quaint ingot]

I think Willie has a obsession with cutting my hand off

the fucker just took my leg

[dark folio]

I get them every few weeks

[shadow badger]

shame everyone got bad feet, as for me, i got perfect cute plump pink feet and toes

[quaint ingot]

I've put holes in my shoe's inserts

[little verge]

I'm on my own list.

[azure mirage]

LOL

[shadow badger]

mr admin, i have a complaint about one of the mods ( @signal wedge ) i think you should BAN them

[azure mirage]

this should be pinned 😭

[quaint ingot]

currently getting my ass beat

[shadow badger]

in the wise words of papa jones "the day of reckoning will come"

[dark folio]

You sure

I think i ate too much yogurt

@mild yarrow help

[quaint ingot]

Willie walked right into my polearm

[round stone]

Think fast!

Epicly fails

[round stone]

Second try, and... hit !!!

[shadow badger]

tomorrow

[round stone]

hes lying

today in 15 minutes

[shadow badger]

its tomorrow, dont believe them

[heady quartz]

guys when the game releases will it be called full sword

[shadow badger]

i am not joking you, game is coming out tomorrow

[round stone]

why would we lie bro

[azure mirage]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

Full game access isn't known yet, only early access

[round stone]

mods told us so

[wispy zephyr]

Proof

[shadow badger]

mods told me

[azure mirage]

IM GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU @round stone@shadow badger

[heady quartz]

proof is game name changed to full sword on steam

[azure mirage]

STOP LYING TO THE NEWGENS 😭

[round stone]

Brother I just know you had that message as a copy and paste lm,ao

[heady quartz]

full is bigger than half

[azure mirage]

omfg

everytime i fclick in this channel its you two saying game releases tomorrow

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-james-awesome-edit-swag-epic-gif-6204407470946403184

[azure mirage]

you're pink

you qualify as new

[wispy zephyr]

One day they will be right

[heady quartz]

and one day he will be right it will release tomorrow some day

[azure mirage]

yeah sadly 😭

[heady quartz]

the world would literally have to end for it to not release on a given tomorrow

ur dooming us all

[azure mirage]

LOL

[shadow badger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-looking-around-looking-around-orange-cat-doom-1993-gif-1032019449693505825

embed fail

[azure mirage]

everyone will go insane saying game rel,eases tomorrow hwen it actually releases tomorrow

[shadow badger]

🫵 🤣

[azure mirage]

2 embed fails

3

4

[shadow badger]

record probably

[signal wedge]

Seriously bro

[shadow badger]

6 big booms

[round stone]

Yikes

[azure mirage]

hi silly

i was doing my TICKET

[cobalt pollen]

Guys is there like a mod so u can just use all the weapons without grinding

Cuz I’m too lazy to go thru allat

[shadow badger]

play free mode

[round stone]

Willie is completely confused

[shadow badger]

or get enhanced

[cobalt pollen]

How

[shadow badger]

big button the on the right saying free mode

[round stone]

I gave bro plenty of time to react

[cobalt pollen]

Ohh I must’ve missed that

Thanks

[shadow badger]

hav fun

[signal wedge]

thanks I will

[shadow badger]

thought i smelled something bad

was just poopy mod typing

[quaint ingot]

love that I can do a 2 tap on Willie when using the great sword

[shadow badger]

watch out guys, BIG STINKER's active

[signal wedge]

Could be your own finger eating stinky breath

BOOM

roasted

[soft osprey]

You can delete all you want but you can’t delete your stinky

[keen gate]

whats the meta set of armor

[signal wedge]

listen here you fart face

[shadow badger]

fart smella over here

[signal wedge]

actually I'm a smart fella

[soft osprey]

Smart fella more like shut up stinky nerd

Fuckin roasted

Bro will NOT recover

[signal wedge]

Easter more like winter

[soft osprey]

You actually can’t say this to me

Im telling mcwonder

[shadow badger]

"umm acktuahlly im s-sm-smart 🤓 " this is you, this is what you sound like

[soft osprey]

Wonderfully said

Very accurate

[soft osprey]

Fuckin tell em poopy mod

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-too-far-nathan-zatima-that's-over-the-line-bet-networks-gif-3450653854276898170

[little verge]

@signal wedge @soft osprey Keep it on topic fellas.

[shadow badger]

HAHA LOOK WHO GOT SCOLDED

[soft osprey]

Yes sir, I apologize on the behalf of both of us

[shadow badger]

🫵 🤣

[signal wedge]

Halfsword

[soft osprey]

Bro gives you a heart for saying halfsword. Im chopped liver for apologizing

This is clear favoritism

[signal wedge]

Keep it on topic Easter

[soft osprey]

Im leaving to general chat

[shadow badger]

general chat's for losers

[little verge]

Rule 8

[signal wedge]

Anyway veteran is clearly the best class because you get armor but there's just enough to where you can still kill people

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429669084710043698/caption.gif

[soft osprey]

One sec I have to check the rules

#rules

[signal wedge]

Also i love jack chain

[shadow badger]

i think man at arms is best cause its a good balance between armor and vulnerable parts

[signal wedge]

And veteran is like the only one with consistent jack chain

[signal wedge]

Man at arms is too armored for me

[shadow badger]

skill issue for the poopy mod

[signal wedge]

Also i prefer veterans weapon selection

[signal wedge]

I don't mean that it's hard I just mean there's less blood and guts

On veteran its like the perfect balance

[little verge]

I like quick matches, anything beyond commoner is to much work.

[signal wedge]

haha not if you land a polearm on the dome

One hit and it's done

[sleek gull]

Recently I went to Tier 8 with my armored set up. Each match was just a grapple fest lol. I came to play with swords, not play WWE ; )

[soft osprey]

Yeah but you have to land it which can be tough!

[signal wedge]

Mcwonder will material selection be a thing

[shadow badger]

baron tier honestly worst tier

[signal wedge]

Like armor material

[signal wedge]

I don't like how heavy the polearm baron has is lol

[little verge]

Armored fights almost always end in a grappling match. Armor was effective. I like it but I prefer a quick duel over a drawn out fight where I feel exhuasted and alll I did was hit buttons lol.

[shadow badger]

and its like freakishly long

the sword is not great either, too long to be effective and too heavy

[signal wedge]

It's the same polearm the final boss has but when you use it you are not scaled and it is not downscaled

It's just massive

[little verge]

Not confirmed just yet if all armor materials will be a player choice, but yes there will be some material customization options.

[signal wedge]

Could you go into detail at all in terms of the customization you know of?

Or is it classified

[little verge]

The Baron can only use it due to his scale.

[little verge]

Beyond what was leaked, nah your gonna have to wait and see. Sometimes plans don't work out so we gotta be cautious about hyping features that are not complete.

[shadow badger]

does the game have stamina build up? like the more often you go out of stam the more it builds up. if this was applied to willies too, i think it would make the knight and above tier more interesting without it being a long slog

[round stone]

Clean thrrrrrrow!

[shadow badger]

i think a giant monster would be fun to fight, like in exanima with the troll

[round stone]

giant chicken

[signal wedge]

I'm guessing we'll be able to change our clothing, there's already a couple different models in game so that'll be cool

[shadow badger]

they should add you for the monster cause of your troll-like qualities

[neat crow]

So turns out the baron don't like his stick ridden

[signal wedge]

You'd be far more accurate

[shadow badger]

admin's still active, best be on your best behaviour

:>

[round stone]

Another throw

[signal wedge]

Please keep on topic, this is the halfsword chat

[humble iris]

says the one talking about halfsword in #modders-guild-hall 🥱

fowllwo your own rules PAL.

[signal wedge]

Stay on topic please or else

[shadow badger]

accurate kurosawa halfsword adaptation, even got the black and white and pressurised blood

[shadow badger]

"or else grrrrr 🐺 "

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940803290042601512/1399923792415031390/togif.gif

[signal wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428522743095361586/fc04b97f-b0a0-4949-b481-da3ddaec1b55.gif

[keen gate]

breadcrab

is the armet the best helmet in game

[humble iris]

the best helmet in the game is the gnome hats

[keen gate]

the one with the pointy point on top

[shadow badger]

sallet best cause of fashion

[keen gate]

true

[signal wedge]

I like the kettle style helmets that cover the eyes

and have the slits

[humble iris]

i hate kettle helms with a passion

what do you mean i cant see the top half of my screen in fpv!

[signal wedge]

average bad green goober take

[humble iris]

"average"

hmmm

and it is not bad!

[round stone]

Cut myself when throwing, but hit him in the eye!

[keen gate]

and eye for a hand

[tight pond]

I forgot, is local PvP gonna be a thing?

[humble iris]

yes

in EA

[tight pond]

Ayyyyyyy

[round stone]

Head shot!

[warm junco]

Guys I’m so close to beating the gauntlet without picking a faction

All I have is to beat the knight tier 🙏🙏

[humble iris]

arent you required to pick afaction

[drowsy flint]

to choose a higher tier yeah

you can just continue up the tree as a commoner though

[humble iris]

oh

[shadow badger]

funny thing i found is that if you dont pick a faction and continue as commoner, in the 3v3 mode your teammates also attack you

[shell bronze]

this is partly true

[shell bronze]

i made the list so i put myself there because i'm goated
but i've also been goated since before mod

[round stone]

wait, what list?

[humble iris]

hypothetically what if there was someone that was objectively better than you in hs

[round stone]

better players?

[humble iris]

would you replace yourself with them

[shell bronze]

yes

[humble iris]

so humble

[shell bronze]

would just be distasteful not to, especially if they are also active and directly displace my niche

[mental kelp]

[velvet creek]

Is there a release date and how much the game will cost??

[humble iris]

10-30 usd Q4 of 2025

[drowsy flint]

soon and too much for most people lmao

[inner ivy]

i cant wait im dying anwfanofawnofawifwiwfiwf

[warm junco]

YOU CAN PRESS ENTER TO REROLL?

I had no idea you could do that

[humble iris]

reroll?

[warm junco]

Re-roll the fights

I changed my small buhurt to a brave stand

I clicked enter while hovering over it

[round stone]

Bro is NOT playing soccer

[drowsy flint]

i rerolled with enter and this happened

[warm junco]

What on earth 😭

That did not happen to me

I loaded in just fine

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-believe-you-gif-24248233

[drowsy flint]

i wont be doing that again lol

[drowsy flint]

it works

but it just spawns willie noods

TROLL

[warm junco]

Well I clicked it a couple times

[drowsy flint]

HES A TROLL

[warm junco]

And my screen got progressively more black

[drowsy flint]

TROOOOOLLLL

[warm junco]

I promise you I’m not trolling here 😭

[drowsy flint]

i did it like 7 or 8 times maybe thats why

[jade wadi]

Hi fellas

[warm junco]

Hello fella

[jade wadi]

Just joined! Glad to be here

[sleek gull]

Not for me. Does absolutely nothing.

[warm junco]

Are you hovering over the button to enter?

I’ll try to replicate it

I had just finished a match

Not in the main menu

[drowsy flint]

dw, detailed instructions incoming

[warm junco]

AYYY

Niceee

#glitch hunters

[sleek gull]

Ahh. Doesn't work when you have the Training Dummy as your starting match

[humble iris]

one and two

[jade wadi]

Nice catch

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1428357296127475753/EbFgyMBi.gif

hello chat

[jade wadi]

greetings

[drowsy flint]

seeing the Chaos Realm of Khorn threw me then

[humble iris]

thnak you

such an aggressive person

[warm junco]

I wonder if the re-roll is intentional or not

[warm junco]

Maybe like a dev thing?

[jade wadi]

I found out that if you cut one wrist, Willie after some seconds will be in pain holding with the other hand his cut one and won't be able to attack you still standing up, basically becoming passive in a way and if you don't throw him down, he'll just stay there screaming and won't give up basically, which is quite funny

[warm junco]

Does that depend on damage to npc levels?

[shell bronze]

yeah that's a dismemberment mechanic

[shell bronze]

it's based on gore slider

[jade wadi]

I haven't increased/decreased damage done to Willie

[shell bronze]

damage done to npc only controls standard damage like regular slicing and blunt

• consciousness

[jade wadi]

It's a tricky swing to cut just the wrist, but if you do so, this happens

[shell bronze]

they give up oftentimes too

[boreal path]

probably

[jade wadi]

It doesn't work with the legs though, except rarely where they somehow stay on crouch position with one leg, but usually after a while they fall down

[vital perch]

may i ask where the username came from

[vital perch]

@humble iris got smoked

[jade wadi]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[keen gate]

fuck the ultimate challenger dawg 😭

[vital perch]

thanks

[keen gate]

i just need to get lucky with the knight drops get a poleaxr

[jade wadi]

np

[humble iris]

wht

[vital perch]

green fit

or is it grey

[shell bronze]

?

[boreal path]

@humble iris got smoked

[shell bronze]

or plancon

[shell bronze]

?

[humble iris]

yes

what about it

[shell bronze]

hat green fit grey

he also wasn't using longsword

[vital perch]

damn 😔

[boreal path]

brown boober

[humble iris]

no...

[reef vector]

This game but demon slayer

[vital perch]

orange ooober

[boreal path]

i love when the enemy willie lands a nice cut to my character's chest and he lurches over

so aura

[shell bronze]

super aura

[humble iris]

how does this happen

[boreal path]

grapplmastr

[humble iris]

erm your holding the blade by the pommel, you amateur.

[boreal path]

there's multiple armizare plays that involve grabbing the pommel

amateureur

[humble iris]

well if i dont know it, then it doesnt exist

amateureureureur

[boreal path]

https://tenor.com/view/read-gif-25879491

[warm junco]

Btw if that happens again just unpause the game with H.S.E

[boreal path]

pommel grab

[drowsy flint]

HSE?

oh enhancer

it always crashes for me so i dont use it

game boots, lasts maybe 17 seconds then crashes to desktop

[warm junco]

That’s odd, I’ve never had a crash with it

You might have the graphics settings maxed out

You should try to reset it

[keen gate]

nah i prefer poleaxe because more weight plus more versatile

half-poling(?)

[drowsy flint]

i mean how else am i supposed to play my medieval violence simulator?

[warm junco]

Very very true

[keen gate]

spiky end goes into the other man

i mean basically i use it bc it was the most op irl

and its most op here too

for me

[humble iris]

blade manipulation hmmm

[keen gate]

also bc its easier to block with

[vital perch]

in a way you can actually play it

[keen gate]

but if im being honest its better to never risk getting hit at all

[drowsy flint]

so close

[keen gate]

less work on your end too

just move out of their way

[wheat leaf]

Wdym? Sorry late reply been workin

[keen gate]

blunt

😛😛😛

[shell bronze]

time for new miyamoto musashi clips

[vital perch]

stop stealing my aura por favor

[drowsy flint]

yesss

[humble iris]

little off the top

[drowsy flint]

who needs to attack

[shell bronze]

i promise you it does not hurt that bad

[gloomy lance]

yeah, the dude found out how to turn off letting go when you grab a willie

[gloomy lance]

woah, wording

[humble iris]

that hand shoulda came right off

[shell bronze]

dishonorable kicker

[lucid perch]

gentlemen, the reverse grip

[humble iris]

such a useless buckler

[naive holly]

might i interest you in a:

[humble iris]

poor farmer

[shell bronze]

in a bullying of peasants yeah

[humble iris]

going in with an axe against a longsword

styled on

[vague coral]

just beat baron

🔥

[faint crater]

too many skinny lines coming off your character i'm so confused

feel like my brain is overheating

[shell bronze]

whar

[faint crater]

idk just like a lot is happening

[quiet ferry]

Is it willie or willy

[dull bluff]

its wonka

[shell bronze]

you dont fw niten ichiryu?

[faint crater]

nono it's just the first frame of the clip made me short circuit tbh

look at all those fucking lines

[shell bronze]

that's what happens when you've been pavlovian conditioned to see me with a singular bastard sword

[humble iris]

styled on number 2

[faint crater]

i think so

call me a bitch the way i'm just pavlov's dog

[keen gate]

ur fit reminds me of darth vader

[quiet ferry]

Are they like gonna remove the shing when you draw a sword

[naive holly]

also:

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431121321282109581/376E451.MP4?ex=6900e057&is=68ff8ed7&hm=37bdecf6f628a7c3f0b453d364e02aab58c3de4024cdcee4b28f354611169028&

[quiet ferry]

Is this like a willie something contest

[naive holly]

https://tenor.com/view/me-n-twin-lethal-company-stupendium-the-stupendium-twins-gif-13982465243503410609

[wind charm]

little wip for a short

[dark folio]

Willie

[humble iris]

crouch technique never fails

[naive holly]

Hello m00

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1298710546220060762/3x.gif

[quiet ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1043854764095582260/1432485770014232596/attachment.gif

:(((

Why embed no work!!!

[humble iris]

i need a saber immediately

ok time to make a saber

[quiet ferry]

I’m pretty sure @restive barn’s weapon pack thing has it

[shell bronze]

biblically accurate iaido

[humble iris]

teensy weensy little saber made

[shell bronze]

back to basics before i forget where i came from

[humble iris]

der säbel

[solid lichen]

im crine bru 😭

He mad asl

[shell bronze]

ai will fall for anything

ghost stance level execution

[velvet halo]

@humble iris

SENSAI

HI

Why do you change your name

Sansai

Sensau

Sensai

[solid lichen]

HAD to get my gbg 🤞

[humble iris]

i didnt!!!

@signal wedge hmmm

[signal wedge]

wsg pink pooper

[humble iris]

pink

i have learned something

this took too long to do

[fresh ember]

Sup yall. Day 2 of playing half sword. I made it to the purple outfit :)

[humble iris]

goodjob

[fresh ember]

I main poleaxe with backup straight sword(two hands) and a big yellow Pauldron in knight armour

[signal wedge]

thank you

[fresh ember]

Two facts about me are Irl I do Sabre fencing. And I like blood.

How are y'all doin this evening

[solid lichen]

2nd fact is tuf

[humble iris]

yw

[solid lichen]

Ngl demo getting kinda boring cant wait for ea

Its too easy

I dont think ive lost a round since september

[fresh ember]

Demo is awsome. What is the black seal by ya'll's names?

[upper wyvern]

thats level

shows kind of how much time have you wasted being on your pc instead outside

[split crescent]

Least fucked up day in hungaria

[solid lichen]

@split crescent It was deserved though

[split crescent]

Oh absolutely

Hate the commoner boss

One time he broke my leg and I cut off his arm, and he deadass never gave up, but since my leg was broken I couldn’t swing without falling over

And like

Cut his arm off at the shoulder

Still have no clue how he didn’t bleed out

[small glen]

I used to do Kendo and Spear, so that's sick

I sucked at Kendo btw

And spear

[humble iris]

we love sabers!!

[wheat leaf]

Oh word that’s pretty sick, kinda cringe to only wanna give that to CC’s tho

[keen gate]

why is the tall ass shield you can put on your back so glitchy when you put it on your back

[lone smelt]

better than me fr

[wheat leaf]

I didn’t even realize you could do that I’ve never seen anyone wear it

[small glen]

It's quite strong actually

On the back

[round stone]

Handling it like a wand

[tough hollow]

Leak the weapon please uncle

Slide

I wanna play as an elf also

[tight pond]

Built like a migraine.

[humble iris]

sorry uncle this is my personal!

[plain token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240169069085462601/1421652928980193343/caption.gif

[odd kiln]

real and true

[supple ember]

bonk

[restive barn]

save to json

[sleek peak]

WAIT WHAT

IS IT MONEY???

[humble iris]

(it isnt)

[sleek peak]

WHERE DO I GET MORE INFO ON THE ESRLY ACCESS

[sleek peak]

damn it

[plain token]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-3664374138885563044

[humble iris]

and yes EA will cost money

10-30 usd with regional pricing

[sleek peak]

Idc honestly

[azure mirage]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dYFsgcJnPzI

[manic fable]

is there a fix for the the game crashing at the final level about to swan dive out of the window

[sleek peak]

Honestly im paying no matter what

[humble iris]

this saber is fucking awesome

[azure mirage]

Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely

[sleek peak]

Ohhhhhhhh

No wonder

[neat jasper]

threw my massive weapon right into his foot for the win

[reef vector]

This game but demon slayer

[reef vector]

Somebody with a spear got me in the shoulder and it instantly killed me

[neat jasper]

Real

[lucid perch]

drip or drown?

[neat jasper]

Spear grazes you and you are likely about to have a one way trip to the abyss

[humble iris]

not green, drown.

[azure mirage]

mmmm no

[humble iris]

juggling

[brittle bridge]

this game has too much way to flex on ppl to not be pvp

[humble iris]

even more juggling

[faint crater]

sweet clips!

[brittle bridge]

wait i just tried, this is so fun to do lol

[faint crater]

girlie noooo

[humble iris]

it very much is

[faint crater]

i mean

[humble iris]

i figured out the strat for throwing one handed weapons

its so peak

the strat

[faint crater]

wait this is badass

[reef vector]

?

[faint crater]

that doesn't sound like halfsword

[fickle junco]

is there any way to go back to the playtest? i would really like to cut peoples guts out and smash their skulls (IN HALFSWORD)

[humble iris]

No

[round stone]

Yes, indeed

[round stone]

Proud creator of this clip

[wind charm]

holyfuck

[humble iris]

i accidently did that and i am so glad i did!!!

[brittle bridge]

yeah that one was way too good

[humble iris]

thnakto you

[shell bronze]

pinklepuff ass clip

[humble iris]

pinklepuff if he used third person

[shell bronze]

those clips are fun watches and they're not too difficult to pull off

easy wow factor

[round stone]

I threw my sword, will it hit?

[supple ember]

No

[round stone]

Bounced right off

[supple ember]

That tracks lmao

[fickle junco]

it landed

[round stone]

I blame Little bread of this

[supple ember]

😢

[wind charm]

potent aura

[supple ember]

I could beat you with my eyes closed

[fickle junco]

i love pulling that move

[supple ember]

You wouldnt last a second with me

[fickle junco]

also how tf does your pc run that, mine is lagging just watching that vid

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

[round stone]

in a fight or

[supple ember]

🤫

[fickle junco]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-shaquille-shaq-timeout-ethical-gif-9311067668442735802

[humble iris]

i must figure out how to launch a buckler at someones face using my sword as a bat

[humble iris]

this will be so peak

[fickle junco]

dammit wtf

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-knife-tricks-sausage-flip-hotdog-flip-gif-25236336

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-james-awesome-edit-swag-epic-gif-6204407470946403184

[fickle junco]

why can i not post gifs? cuz im new or

[supple ember]

Yeah

I think you have to be level 3

[soft osprey]

2

[humble iris]

2

[supple ember]

1

[humble iris]

i said it first

[opal rampart]

where roadmap?

[soft osprey]

blastoff

[round stone]

Gotta grind for those gifs rights my brother

[fickle junco]

how do i grind?

[humble iris]

spea

[fickle junco]

just chat or what?

[humble iris]

s[e

spea

[brittle bridge]

k

[round stone]

Just talk normally

[fickle junco]

s[e

[soft osprey]

yeah

[humble iris]

s[e

[supple ember]

Just spam ping @wind charm and youll get it

[round stone]

and there it is green fart boi

[fickle junco]

i feel like that is an extremely bad idea

[supple ember]

nah trust

[fickle junco]

and i feel like i will get nuked if i do that

[soft osprey]

never trust anyone

except me

i never lie

[fickle junco]

but what if that is a lie?

[brittle bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[supple ember]

You can trust me, I would never do anything to hurt you

[fickle junco]

2 doors conundrum

[humble iris]

hes a content creator so he knows his stuff

[round stone]

"One only tells lies, the other only tells the truth"

[supple ember]

Yeah man

I am pretty much the owner

[wind charm]

Yes!

[fickle junco]

between moai and bread

[soft osprey]

my lies are truth because i am the one who said it

[supple ember]

See m00 said yes!

Dont listen to Moai

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-guitar-sparks-play-guiutar-gif-11071028

[round stone]

[fickle junco]

m00 these guys said to spam ping you, do i or do i not

[wind charm]

watch this

[supple ember]

He literally said its okaty

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/catdance-gangnam-style-cute-cat-gif-11020797830010762324

[soft osprey]

we are watching

oh

[fickle junco]

he couldve been saying yes to something else though 🤔

[soft osprey]

wow incredible

[supple ember]

That is pretty sick man

[soft osprey]

m00 does it again

classic

[supple ember]

Classic m00

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1383807030812217394/InShot_20250615_235432544.gif

[soft osprey]

ok im leaving

[supple ember]

Bye loser

[fickle junco]

ok bye'

[round stone]

bye bye stone face statue bro

[supple ember]

What a loser am I right guys?

[round stone]

Damn bro

[fickle junco]

what happens if i say the number after 66

[round stone]

What do you say that?

[supple ember]

It gets blocked

[wind charm]

just hit this insane clip1

[fickle junco]

damn you werent lying

[soft osprey]

im still leaving but, #🧠rot

[signal wedge]

67

[round stone]

no way

[supple ember]

STOP ABUSING YOUR POWERS

REPORTED

[fickle junco]

bro find a bandaid or something 😭

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1376347305166504027/InShot_20250526_095135935.gif

[signal wedge]

not sigma

[round stone]

"not fabolous"

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/sigmaonwall-gif-10053579757621964239

[signal wedge]

who is the most sigma of them all

(Me)

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/pick-me-blake-shelton-the-voice-choose-me-over-here-gif-16888083

[wind charm]

lego city, man river fall.

[signal wedge]

is it hard being so wrong

[supple ember]

[humble iris]

a man has fallen into the river in lego city!

[fickle junco]

hey

[signal wedge]

ok I'm sorry

[supple ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/911708047716528140/1086875744405295145/togif.gif?width=509&height=676

[signal wedge]

You know what bread

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428522743095361586/fc04b97f-b0a0-4949-b481-da3ddaec1b55.gif

This'll be you

[fickle junco]

please never send that again

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-looking-up-willem-dafoe-willem-dafoe-blue-willem-dafoe-meme-meme-gif-10294496856248602941

[fickle junco]

i feel very uncomfortable and now require a trusted adult

[round stone]

not a single thought

[signal wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185589058177609809/1311280368372027412/IMG_4339.gif

[fickle junco]

im gonna go now

i dont like this place very much so far

[round stone]

LMAO

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/пригожин-шойгу-герасимов-где-боеприпасы-gif-3045993754977191358

[wind charm]

hey

[signal wedge]

But we're so cool and epic

[round stone]

Bro got weirded out

[signal wedge]

And halfsword

[soft osprey]

See what you fuckin do

[wind charm]

gamesword half in blood update, okay!?

[supple ember]

Hey queen!

[signal wedge]

yeah well at least my feet don't stink

[soft osprey]

This is why mcwonder said he wants to keep you chained in the basement

[supple ember]

What

[round stone]

Did it land, guys? 😔🥀

[signal wedge]

stay on topic, easter

[humble iris]

how would you know this

[fickle junco]

ok im back

[humble iris]

do you deliberately sniff your feet to see if it smells

[fickle junco]

i hope theres no more uncomfortable images

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/poleaxe-knight-medieval-duel-owned-gif-24694730

[round stone]

Wait, what did they post?

[signal wedge]

ur good gang

[soft osprey]

That depends on what you find uncomfortable

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940803290042601512/1399923792415031390/togif.gif

[brittle bridge]

they really need to make us able to kick heads

[round stone]

damn

[supple ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124550722692853770/1411881635598700674/du2xmy4zqdmf1.gif

[fickle junco]

i think that living bread and freaky pots make me uncomforable

[signal wedge]

You can kick heads you just gotta be at head level

[fickle junco]

dude got put down

[round stone]

rude of him to interrupt the smooching session

[supple ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185589058177609809/1311280368372027412/IMG_4339.gif

[soft osprey]

They were just trying to have a moment

[wind charm]

least aggressive polearm haver

[fickle junco]

fuck you

[signal wedge]

HAHAHA

[brittle bridge]

nah i meant like just heads, without a body

[soft osprey]

Don’t make my new best friend uncomfortable

[brittle bridge]

i wanna play soccer

[soft osprey]

Ok im leaving now fr

Dont say bye

[signal wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1405283597753126972/3f5780e6-e47c-4d42-9412-e71561bd55f8.gif

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/man-urinates-screaming-angry-gif-19644045

[signal wedge]

Man URINATES on a fellow PASSENGER and gets NAKED

[fickle junco]

i got scared, i just saw "man urinates"

anyways shut up im playing peak

[signal wedge]

this is the halfsword chat you goobis

halfsword

[wind charm]

say no more

[supple ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

[brittle bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/piss-i-cant-talk-i-cant-talk-right-now-im-makin-piss-i-cant-talk-right-now-im-making-piss-gif-26332745

[round stone]

Sword throws are getting easier

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881963974747361310/1377296819280810075/Show_this_man_202505272248-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[round stone]

BRO

[sage sphinx]

not even poor willie can escape the floor demon 🥀

[supple ember]

For free?! IN THIS ECONOMY?

[round stone]

Lil scratch

[signal wedge]

YOOOOOOOO ITS MILITISIUS

[wind charm]

willie orbort

[supple ember]

I remember watching this in person, it was crazy

[wind charm]

i am skimming through my misc clip foldor

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-team-rocket-blasting-off-gif-23481549

[supple ember]

Though your window blinds were a bit in the way but I got a decent view

[round stone]

Does it land, chat?

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312055476988674128/1360769187278098482/IMG_4045.gif

[supple ember]

No

[wind charm]

wrong gif

[supple ember]

WOAH

[round stone]

Pepper-ed him nicely

Agaisnt Lil bread wishes, it landed

[supple ember]

NICE

Good stuff lil guy!

[tender quest]

me when i get you

[round stone]

thx small bread 💖

[supple ember]

Hey pal I am pretty big

[round stone]

of course!

[supple ember]

🙂

[restive garnet]

Thanks for reminding me that I need to finish my 1 litre water

[brittle bridge]

ur welcome

[tender quest]

guess he can block when he wants to

[shell bronze]

street racing completed

back to half sword

[round stone]

Bro got his right arm sliced 3 times

He doesn't learn, smh

[humble iris]

he cant comprehend the speed of a saber

[round stone]

kung fu ahh willie

[tender quest]

💩

[shell bronze]

how 2 fight mace users

[rose zephyr]

How did you get a counter?

[humble iris]

step back = easy win

i will hit that buckler into him eventually

[keen gate]

extra back armor

works like the ecranche in game

but on your entire back

[shell bronze]

obligatory weapon juggle clip to impress clueless™ new players

[humble iris]

ok thats enough halfswordfor today

time to go do normal life stuff!!!

[tender quest]

thinking about half sword

[shell bronze]

polite gameplay

[shell bronze]

weak

[humble iris]

yeah yeah pal...

[shell bronze]

scary grapple

[tender quest]

he knocked me down

anyone else find that their niche weapon class is just ineffective against them now?

[shell bronze]

until the ai learns to not be stupid yes

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-well-good-luck-with-that-raise-a-glass-gif-15803896

[tender quest]

ai experiences frustration it seems

[shell bronze]

damn bro didn't give up until his body did

[tender quest]

bed time

[earnest snow]

Is there an actual release date yet

The steam page just says 2025 and the roadmap says after next fest

[quaint ingot]

Last quarter of this year

[shell bronze]

before 2025 end

[earnest snow]

Alr thanks

[quaint ingot]

I love abusing the Bill hook

[shell bronze]

half sword in half sword

[quaint ingot]

Love that I can slice open Willie’s throat at a distance

[fast birch]

I like stool

[quaint ingot]

How

One second later

[keen hazel]

from which country yall think willie is

[quaint ingot]

How deadly do y’all think this would be

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196982665975435344/1426469367175974952/VittorioStare.gif

my recent messages i do believe are under the genre of schizopost.

[signal wedge]

incredible image

very powerful

[shell bronze]

what a dirty and unrefined fight

[wheat leaf]

The bind push was kinda cool tho

[signal wedge]

so, how many

[wheat leaf]

Just one

Its name’s colored yellow and it asks me how many

[signal wedge]

wow

[shell bronze]

fell for the same trick twice award

[wheat leaf]

I told you, there will be unforeseen consequences to giving me strange names

[fierce wedge]

NOT REAL

NOT REAL

[opaque creek]

🤓

[fierce wedge]

HES TRYING TO KILL US ALLLL

WITH HIS JPG IP GRABBING POWERS

[shell bronze]

killed

[opaque creek]

My clip is real

[fierce wedge]

hey stop dancing

[opaque creek]

I used to move more like a cockroach

[signal wedge]

everything good gang

[silent stag]

Does anyone really use the scythe in abyss runs

[opaque creek]

There is no problem now

[signal wedge]

nice

[keen gate]

tfw youre about to get a killing blow only to have it blocked by an ecranche

ecranche too op

[tight isle]

am i going crazy or are weapons in ultimate challenge duller

[keen gate]

ts not you bro

its just the struggle your willie goes thru

[sage sphinx]

I made it

I posted it on the speedrun.com website a long time ago as well, it is just an autohotkey script

I was annoyed that every other counter requires you to unfocus the game and add the numbers so instead I just made one that doesn't need that and can add or remove a number just by pressing 1 or 2 on your keyboard

[azure mirage]

god bless ebuggeygaming

[sage sphinx]

If you wanna try it I can send you the post I made there as well

[lucid perch]

rate the fit

[azure mirage]

8

[thorn crest]

The duelist weapons pack is so good

[weak osprey]

8

Lowkey fashionable fit

[bitter gust]

how do I make the crashes stop

[azure mirage]

Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely

[wild ledge]

will repairing the demo files to uninstall mods also reset gauntlet progress?

[bitter gust]

hate that I have to do that

[azure mirage]

no

Yuri 🤤

[wild ledge]

epic

yuri :3

[azure mirage]

sadly u gotta

there's no other way iirx

[torn narwhal]

dude this is crazy

the male equivalent of that is banned on this server

gets filtered

losing my whole gourd

literally 1984

[wild ledge]

im gonna revolutionize october !!

[sage sphinx]

unless you go to C:\Users\username\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames where the sg gauntlet save data is and copying that somewhere else before repairing, then putting it back after you are done

[torn narwhal]

one sec lemme finish up with feburary

[azure mirage]

thank god

[torn narwhal]

*blows you up

[wild ledge]

men are cool tho i like men :(

[azure mirage]

i dont

🙄

give me doomed yuri im ok

[torn narwhal]

fuck off moids dni!!!
🙄🙄🙄

[bitter gust]

that IS this game tho

[torn narwhal]

joke post btw

[azure mirage]

my bio was this 😭

my Instagram used to be "dni if male" for a hot month

Catfished twice already 🙄

fat dudes everywhere

[torn narwhal]

im winned

[bitter gust]

might I recommend the Contract Rush community

[azure mirage]

this is why I look at every photo everytime

[azure mirage]

already known

went too mainstream

+2 views brw

i like my niche sites

[bitter gust]

they were not lying about the ULTIMATE challenge

[torn narwhal]

i lied about it

[crude temple]

steam showing this game for upcoming releases feels like such a teaseeeee

[azure mirage]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

it is upcoming release

[azure mirage]

why LOLLL

is it hard 😭

[bitter gust]

VERY

[torn narwhal]

i like cartoon horses

they should at those

to this game

[azure mirage]

i loved cartoon horses lowkey

i should rewatch

[bitter gust]

how is 4k dls on steam mainstream

[torn narwhal]

watch horseland

[azure mirage]

IDK

[torn narwhal]

it's a terrible show

very mid 2000s horse girl core

one of the horses gets an eating disorder

[azure mirage]

a girl talked abt it in Instagram and I felt like it was becoming mainstream 😭😭😭😭

I LOVE HROSELAND

[torn narwhal]

i love horseland

[azure mirage]

oh my god

[torn narwhal]

you gotta stop giving a fuck about shit being mainstream

[azure mirage]

IK BUT

there's this one girl that makes doomed yuri in Instagram I've been following her for so long

every reel is like

[wild ledge]

im not active in the yuri community i just have doomed yuri in my funny "28th century tsarist russia with genetically engineered martian catgirls, hyperrealistic retrofuture warfare, and archangel michael" worldbuilding/writing project

[azure mirage]

"wanna feel how it feels to be kidnapped by a tentacle monster girl" and i NEVER watched those 💔

[torn narwhal]

idk wtf doomed yuri is tbf

[bitter gust]

wait was one of those CRDX?

[azure mirage]

i think so

should be

[torn narwhal]

im too busy rotting on my lonesome i dont have time to make it explicitly romantic

[bitter gust]

send post in DMs?

[azure mirage]

I'll have to find it

ohl on

[bitter gust]

bad ending

like the love never comes to fruition

I'm really hoping early access is better optimized than the demo

[azure mirage]

it eil

[steady ice]

i hate it when i get catfished by hot and sexy women

I WANT MEN

jk im not gay

or am i?

[signal wedge]

tf

[faint crater]

girlies gotta talk about the doomed yuri