halfsword-chat-⚔

[wheat leaf]

these hands beat willie

[tough hollow]

yea if halfsword was a gay stripclub

peep the clip uncle

[quaint ingot]

you truly didn’t need to kick his head like a soceer ball

[tough hollow]

yes i did

[fierce wedge]

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ *

[tough hollow]

nurse hes awake again

[quaint ingot]

there ain’t a word there

[fierce wedge]

ggggg.g.g.g.g.g..g.a.g...h.jj.j..*

[gloomy lance]

@restive barn made an awesome custom weapon for me

thank you chrome

[tough hollow]

what gave it away

[gloomy lance]

ur the best blacksmith ever

[gloomy lance]

i call it the spord

[acoustic parrot]

you guys do all this within the demo?

[tough hollow]

no i got the secret early acsess from selling my family to halfsword inc

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206076082365931541/1431770193519968378/khaby_lame.gif

[acoustic parrot]

how u get demo mods

[quaint ingot]

Nexus

[acoustic parrot]

oh

[tough hollow]

chuck cheesecake at stray dogs

[acoustic parrot]

when the full one coming out

[tough hollow]

next lunar new year

[acoustic parrot]

demo was pretty epic

[wheat leaf]

next step we get is early access sometime this year

[quaint ingot]

Maybe before GTA VI

[wheat leaf]

before 2026

[azure mirage]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

[tough hollow]

wdym paid

[azure mirage]

nexus mods and/or GitHub
https://github.com/lambor590/Half-Sword-Enhancer

[tough hollow]

is there gonna be a free one after it

or it js paid allthe way

[acoustic parrot]

thank you danya

[azure mirage]

The early access will most likely be 10-30 $USD according to a survey.
It might be more or less, since the price is yet to be released to the public

[azure mirage]

No.

[tough hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/enbabyfazball-fish-thirsty-gif-12496812153427391344

[azure mirage]

Early access will pay for full access in the future, you won't have to buy the game twice

[tough hollow]

shiiii

tuff

[azure mirage]

Price won't change after early access

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138196554180722844/1297978468536946698/bartwin.gif

[azure mirage]

Level 2 or Boost

[tough hollow]

what the beans

im level 3

[azure mirage]

Not you

[tough hollow]

ohko

[azure mirage]

someone tried to send something

[tough hollow]

it was my private meatball jerome

[graceful horizon]

will you be able to Mordhau your sword in the future?

[azure mirage]

explain in other words

[quaint ingot]

hold a sword by the blade

[azure mirage]

uhhhhh i think so

[graceful horizon]

in the game in the future, will you be able to grab the sword by the blade and use the hilt as a blunt weapon

[azure mirage]

more grips will be added

mordhau could release after some early access updates n whatnot

[tough hollow]

they should make a grip for chucking spears at people

[azure mirage]

oh for sure

[fierce wedge]

reverse grip mordhau

[tough hollow]

or knife throwing from the blade

[azure mirage]

though idk how efficient that would be

[azure mirage]

wouldn't that just

be the worst way

[fierce wedge]

duh

[azure mirage]

oh my god

[gloomy lance]

it would be fun if someone turned this into a custom weapon

[azure mirage]

@restive barn

do dat

[fierce wedge]

do you have arthritis

[gloomy lance]

yes

[tough hollow]

bro isnt in the know

[azure mirage]

parkinson's

[fierce wedge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wheat leaf]

drawn like the topography of a country

[shell forge]

Knife of evil is too great

[azure mirage]

LOL

[gloomy lance]

actually its called a spord

spear sword

[wheat leaf]

sword spear already exists

[fierce wedge]

genuinely wonderful.

[azure mirage]

just reinvented the mace halberd

[fierce wedge]

halmace

[azure mirage]

@gloomy lance dont you play tsrkov

[shadow badger]

those medieval guns but with a bayonet

[shell forge]

The Naginata and guan dao?

[tough hollow]

mysjet

[wheat leaf]

sorry wait i was wrong

[tough hollow]

musket

[wheat leaf]

its a swordstaff

[azure mirage]

oh my god naginata i forgot about it

[wheat leaf]

naginata's are cool too tho

[azure mirage]

what's the other

dual naginata

[gloomy lance]

here's a really awesome video of me using the spord

[azure mirage]

that's the deal

[wheat leaf]

some elden ring type weapon

[sage sphinx]

when does the playtest release?

[azure mirage]

holy fucking christ

[azure mirage]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

[shadow badger]

tomorrow

[azure mirage]

not tomorrow...

[tough hollow]

yes tommorrow

[wheat leaf]

you never know

it might be, might be christmas, might be before newyears

[tough hollow]

that means danya is a seer

he can see the future

[azure mirage]

I'm a seer

[azure mirage]

who's he

[sage sphinx]

alr

[azure mirage]

what

[shadow badger]

tomorrow is Q4 2025 so its possible

[sage sphinx]

yes

[azure mirage]

release is late november

[shell forge]

Is there any historical basis on Mount&Blade's menavlion? Cuz the IRL weapon of the same name seems like some form of heavy pike, rather than just being a pole blade.

The weapon in M&B seems like an attempt to make a western equivalent to oriental pole swords

[tough hollow]

how are you a seer if you cant use basic context clues uncle

[azure mirage]

I'm not

okay

[tough hollow]

ok

[azure mirage]

I'm a dude i guess

[tough hollow]

i believe you

https://tenor.com/view/enbabyfazball-fish-thirsty-gif-12496812153427391344

[wheat leaf]

itd still mostly just be a spear, some are just designed with a larger cutting blade

swordstaff would be like a polearm with a sword blade

shorter in that sense too

[gloomy lance]

another really cool video of me using the spord ( its pretty effective )

[azure mirage]

i mean yeah how is it not effective

[sage sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-of-tabor-nya-ichi-ni-san-nya-arigato-gif-7019331159055267833

[wheat leaf]

can i try it 👉 👈

[tough hollow]

how we feeling abt the caveman build

teir -1

[gloomy lance]

ok

im not a gatekeeper

ill send it to u

[wheat leaf]

[wheat leaf]

its perfect

[gloomy lance]

sent @wheat leaf

[wheat leaf]

it looks nutty

[sage sphinx]

this is still the best clip I have ever gotten

[tough hollow]

nolooker

[azure mirage]

really really nice

[whole grove]

I'm on my last lvl wish me luck

[gloomy lance]

i hope the baron hits a lucky shot to your head

[tough hollow]

bud got diced

[restive barn]

if you change gore to something ridiculously high dismemberments become really easy i think

[sand herald]

yeah I typically play on grotesque

[wheat leaf]

so uhhh, its kinda freeking nutty?

ive never done spinny moves like these ever, but they make sense with this weapon

[gloomy lance]

do you like it

also if you get a good stab to the stomach it'll send the enemy flying

stab in real deep

let go

willie goes fly

[deep shale]

what in the

[sage sphinx]

why can willies using the long axe look at me and I am already cut in half

[wheat leaf]

i do like it its fun to use, i think itd do better with a polearm grip though, like the single-sided type

but its still quite manageable in this grip which i like, most mod weapons this large tend to get quite heavy and flaily while this one seems quite nicely balanced

[gloomy lance]

chat i just turned into an mma fighter

[tough hollow]

"say uncle" ahh submission

[fast wyvern]

why are heads having a hard time falling off the body when they get chopped off

[gloomy lance]

probably a bug

[fast wyvern]

its been like that for me for weeks

[hollow delta]

you ever just tryna do the ultimate challenge.... and this happens....

[fast wyvern]

you see my video in Game-footage

[gloomy lance]

are you on grotesque or gruesome

[wheat leaf]

I didnt expect to get an actual duel with just spins

this thing is bonkers dude thank you for blessing me w it

[midnight leaf]

whats the difference between the half sword demo and the half sword tech demo

[fierce wedge]

have you tried comparing them

[wheat leaf]

LA

[tough hollow]

arizona

[wheat leaf]

O, block

[tough hollow]

ohio

[fierce wedge]

every major city in the united states

[midnight leaf]

i haven't downloaded the tech demo yet so i wanna know whats different to see if i should download it

[fierce wedge]

which ones the tech demo

[gloomy lance]

i gave @restive barn th

e idea

[whole grove]

Yo poop

[gloomy lance]

het made it

so u should h

thank him

thank chrome

[whole grove]

Every time I try to kill the baron my game crashes

[fierce wedge]

have you tried not crashing

[whole grove]

Ya

[wheat leaf]

Ohh I see still thanks for sharing, and I’ll have to talk to him soon abt maybe getting a similar thing done ngl

[fierce wedge]

anyway i think you should just uhhg turn blood off that usually works

[whole grove]

K

I'll try

Gore to

?

Too*

[midnight leaf]

it says "download half sword tech demo" on the store page

idk if the tech demo is the normal demo or if its different

[whole grove]

Oaf should I turn gore of too*

?

[shadow badger]

I think the muskets and red coats era of warfare was the silliest era of war

[whole grove]

Fr

Oh btw

I got wrecked by baron js now

[naive holly]

Gore is fine,

Just blood at 0

[whole grove]

K

So max gore and 0 blood

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1428357296127475753/EbFgyMBi.gif

hello chat

[hollow delta]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
(no helmet, farmer hat only lol)

[mortal bane]

add multiplayer

pls

i wanna touch my mate

[vital perch]

when early access relesses , it'll be possible on split screen with zerotier/hamachi

[weak osprey]

• aura farming

[tough hollow]

howdo i get my clothes to stop changing color when im making a custom outfiT?

[weak osprey]

What a nice trophy

[sudden ravine]

yes

very nice

hung up the trophy

[gloomy lance]

bro fucking charged all his haki into the punch

[tough hollow]

howdo i get my clothes to stop changing color when im making a custom outfiT?

[thin spire]

gang i cant beaat the baron

tips needed

[prime karma]

Practice more

Game's mostly about muscle memory

[thin spire]

aight

i need a good weapon to beat it

sword aint doin much

[sand coral]

if u get the plancon it's relatively easy lol

[hollow pond]

Blunt weapons

Poleaxes are very effective, the plançon is a good option, maces or warhammers if you have nothing else

He has a lot of reach but can’t use it really well. Get in close

[whole grove]

Guys I did it

Finally

[reef vector]

I remember some guy decapitated me with a tiny knife after I disarmed him and I was almost fully covered in armor

[weak osprey]

New half sword boss fight?!?!

[tough hollow]

yes

[midnight leaf]

what kind of wwe move was that 😭

[tough hollow]

las vegas oppening move

[gloomy lance]

THE GREAT KHALI VS REY MYSTERIO

[tough hollow]

this otta do numbers

[gloomy lance]

im posting it on my tiktok

[fast wyvern]

Whatever the highest is

On the far right

[tough hollow]

thats gruesome

[gilded breach]

Q4 gimme ea

[shadow badger]

ea tomorrow, heard it from the big man himself

[tough hollow]

i belive this guy

👽

[solid totem]

you guys are both DELULU

[neat snow]

my game keeps crashing

[weak osprey]

Lower the blood

[neat snow]

i was doing the ultimate challenge and crashed mid fight

alright

[shadow badger]

set blood to zero

[neat snow]

thanks guys

[fierce umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/blob-blobersdoblers-gif-1238248174753885648

look

i WANT to believe ts

but i CANT believe ts

[tight isle]

pissed himself

[tough hollow]

hee obviously on his period doofus

[reef vector]

I got stabbed straight in the dick once and then sliced their neck right open

with spear still in me

[weary fossil]

why does the game crash so easily

[peak lava]

hows everyone doin?

[fierce umbra]

because you are:

a. on dx12

b. your pc is ass

[gloomy lance]

pretty goof

good

hey rebounder

[tight isle]

i think a certain error is just a failsafe saying "we dont want your shit to blow up"

[gloomy lance]

rate this video out of 10

[fierce umbra]

because im on a laptop rtx 3050 that hasnt had its thermopaste changed for 5 years with medium graphics on 80 fps

and im not crashing

[weary fossil]

i mean all i did was js jump in the sky (with mods) while holding the baron and try slamming him into the ground

[fierce umbra]

the tom and jerry sound gotta go

[tight isle]

are you on high damage

[fierce umbra]

theres like a bug or whatever that if you hit the person with metal too hard they just crash your game

[gloomy lance]

yea lower the damage down

always works for me

[weary fossil]

alr i will try

lowering it

i had my dmg on max

[tight isle]

oh yeah lol

when i did that on max that shit would crash consistently

[gloomy lance]

in this video i made i had it around slightly lower than normal damage

[tender violet]

how did i stab myself while sheathing

[tight isle]

bad

[fierce umbra]

physics

[tender violet]

👀

[livid grail]

Why the fuck did you ping me .-.

[fierce umbra]

i love how nice willie is

because when you are tabbed and not pressing anything during the start of the fight he just waits for you

honorable action

[reef vector]

willie

[fierce umbra]

yes thats what everybody calls him

[reef vector]

that's because the game isn't playing

[fierce umbra]

i should advocate for willie rights

[tight isle]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-homer-simpson-willie-gif-23671156

[reef vector]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19495067

[gloomy lance]

bro is not kurt angle

[reef vector]

did you snap his leg

[fierce umbra]

no he didnt

[weary fossil]

why do i get the game over screen whole 30 seconds before i actually die?

[fierce umbra]

i hope ea lets us snap arms by sheer force

[rapid bronze]

he's always looking..

[gloomy lance]

i put the guy in an ankle lock

[bitter ice]

i wonder if i download this game on a ssd..will it be better or the same as on the hdd

[shadow badger]

it'll prolly load faster and thats about it

[zinc barn]

He is like:"nothing to see here"

[bitter ice]

loads ever so slightly faster

[tender violet]

how can bro still attack after i sliced his body off

his spear pierced my body while i sliced his body like butcher in close range combat

[torpid peak]

do yall think that katanas will be added?

[weak osprey]

no

I highly doubt so because the game takes place in medieval europe

[torpid peak]

oh

[weak osprey]

But

[torpid peak]

that makes sense t

[weak osprey]

It would be a cool concept

[torpid peak]

like an dlc?

[weak osprey]

Yes

[torpid peak]

yea

it could be

[weak osprey]

Would be cool if they added a kanabo as a part of an dlc

[jolly gorge]

Hello humans

[weak osprey]

Hello alien

[violet hemlock]

any new updates?

[gilded breach]

Hypothesis unsolved

[weak osprey]

Nothing at the moment

[restive barn]

mods bro

mods

[weak osprey]

Yes I know

[violet hemlock]

borrringgg

[weak osprey]

No updates is boring

[weak osprey]

I remember correctly there was a kanabo from one weapon pack on nexus mods

I forgor the name

[restive barn]

ez mine

[weak osprey]

Ey

[restive barn]

chrome334s weapon pack 2 or 3

idk

im not sure which one its in

4 is getting a proper wooden and metal one

[gloomy lance]

chrome

so..

how about that halberd macesword

@restive barn

think about the endless power chrome

it can counter any enemy

armored or not

[wheat gust]

chat, can i have an nmp3 of one of the victory vocelines?

[granite ibex]

Beautiful

[main cipher]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1431974504640413787
did anyone have taht problem?

[weak osprey]

Ngl they should add dubai chocolate in half sword

[granite ibex]

😭

[weak osprey]

And labubus

[granite ibex]

Yes

[vocal lion]

will there be brr brr patapim in half sword

[solid dust]

hello , this game will be multiplayer at this release ? i hooppe yes..

[vital perch]

there will be split screen in early access

so multiplayer is possible

with hamachi/zerotier

[solid dust]

thanks for your fast ansswer! but what iss hamachi/zerotier?

[vital perch]

global, peer-to-peer virtual private network (VPN) that works across any device and location

so in short you host your own VPN server

[vocal lion]

HELL YEAH

[solid dust]

amazing for a start!! 😄 $

[vocal lion]

I WILL BE ABLE BRUTALLY KILL MY FRIENDS

[vital perch]

so in theory it's possible but you'll need external apps for it to work

[solid dust]

me too aahah with gore+++

[static spoke]

we need organs

[vital perch]

they will be added

[vocal lion]

wait

[vital perch]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[unique edge]

hello sorry for asking here but how do I mod my game? I wanna be able to get custom weapons and loadouts

[solid dust]

just.. why the guy say RAGGAMUFFIN 😄

[vital perch]

#modders-guild-hall , check pins, you'll find the mods you need there

[unique edge]

thanks!

[vital perch]

pressing g will make you insult your opponent

[vocal lion]

but if it's gonna be a split screen you can just play via steam remote play am I right?

[vital perch]

yeah , but that's for one computer for multiple players

basically imagine you and your friend connecting both your keyboards and mouses to one pc

hamachi/zerotier simulates that

[vocal lion]

ohhh yeah yeah alright

[static spoke]

we got release date ?

[vital perch]

this year , my bet is late nov-early dec

[solid dust]

i bought it for sure!!

[solid dust]

one tap 😄

[vital perch]

mace my beloved

[vocal lion]

I love the knife

the kitchen one

[vocal lion]

oof those are good

[vital perch]

the commoner mace is pretty fun

the annoying thing is that it's light

[vocal lion]

I think I need to learn weapon throwing and all the crazy stuff

just to mock my friends xd

[vital perch]

weapon throwing you say

[merry junco]

leg takedown you say

[vital perch]

alright calm down shaolin monk

[jolly gorge]

Guys is the npcs name willy

[vital perch]

it's willie

[jolly gorge]

Idk how to finish the verry final rank thing

I always get to Armored guys and I die

Or my game crashes

[vital perch]

use a heavy polearm (voulge,polehammer,poleaxe)

for the crashing , turn off blood completely

gore is fine to stay

[jolly gorge]

Okay

I always used swords and stuff when I played

[vital perch]

unless you can use swords i don't reccomend it

@shell bronze can give you tips on that subject

[jolly gorge]

I just spam swinging and I hope for the best I hit a vital spot

[vocal lion]

oooof

[vital perch]

instead of killing you'll want to KO enemies , blunt damage weapond are the best

[jolly gorge]

I olso watch halfsword videos where they use realistic medieval sword techniques and it sometimes works

[vocal lion]

oh hell yeah

[jolly gorge]

Like knock out

[vital perch]

anything that does blunt damage is great against armor

[vital perch]

yes , knock out

[jolly gorge]

Okay

[vital perch]

just use heavy weapons that rely on blunt damage rather than sharp , such as polearms or maces

[jolly gorge]

Sure

[vocal lion]

dang I love playing min damage to player and npc

and max damage to player and npc

for the first one you wanna stab and with the second one you wanna do blunt damage

[vital perch]

the best strat is to wait for them to strike first , dodge and go for the kill

[vocal lion]

yep, I use that commonly

you know what

I'm gonna try max damage to player and min damage to npc

[vital perch]

good luck

[vocal lion]

ty

I'll need it

[vital perch]

its not that hard you just need to be more careful

[weak osprey]

Strat I always use

[vocal lion]

the main problem is

I can't do Fist Play

[vital perch]

then don't

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vocal lion]

I don't

the start is gonna be hard tho

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191656783035518977/1233056996132126720/awesome_ass_rabbit.gif

[weak osprey]

Bnuy

https://tenor.com/view/bnuuy-bunny-shitpost-rabbit-mm-yees-bnuuy-gif-7970488282837678817

[vital perch]

hop on #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[weak osprey]

Alr broder

[gloomy lance]

@vital perch Im working on my grappling

[weak osprey]

The only solution

MACE

[vital perch]

had a funny situation once and made a meme out of it

@gloomy lance

[vocal lion]

lmao

[gloomy lance]

is this peak halfsword content

[vital perch]

😂 beautiful

[gloomy lance]

i love the way willie charged his attack

[gloomy lance]

cuddling with willie

[vital perch]

one of my memes actually got pinned #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[vocal lion]

I can't breathe bro 😭

[vital perch]

remember

[weak osprey]

Work of art

[unreal swallow]

i cant wait for halfsword bro i know its coming very soon though

[wheat gust]

ragamuffin

[wheat gust]

bring otu the "forehead kisses from willie" image

[vocal lion]

I pierced Willie's willie

[gloomy lance]

mods ban him he's talking about genitals

making another meme chat

[dark folio]

You sure

[wheat gust]

excuse me sir

do you know where i can get an audio clip of one of hs' win voicelines?

[vital perch]

lemme cook

[tight isle]

Why is he sulking over there

[gloomy lance]

try checking your game files

[vital perch]

you probably hit him too hard and he is crying because it hurt

[vocal lion]

ok I got to the helmet and axe guy

[wheat gust]

alright

[vocal lion]

I really hope I'll get something like uh

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1431997528391421963/aqKzhAJE.gif

@gloomy lance

[vocal lion]

candlestick or something

[vital perch]

grab the knife in the center and stab his stomach

[dark folio]

@mild yarrow hi

[vocal lion]

nah

I poked him with a candlestick

hell yeah

[wheat gust]

its a pak file 💔

[vapid quarry]

he did NOT see that coming

[thin spire]

Good evening, esteemed colleagues. I am reaching out to discuss my current challenges with the ultimate challenge, specifically regarding the infrequency of armor drops. Your expertise and assistance in this matter would be immensely appreciated, as I believe that your insights could help me navigate these difficulties effectively. Thank you for your consideration.

[soft osprey]

Bros from the 1800’s

[thin spire]

I would really appreciate help

[soft osprey]

You can’t affect drop rates or anything, just RNG I suppose. Gotta get lucky

[thin spire]

k

[exotic parcel]

dentists be like "u don't floss enough"

[thin spire]

In order to effectively confront and overcome the ultimate challenge, I would like to inquire about the specific weapons that would be most strategically advantageous. Given the complexity and demands of this challenge, I am seeking a comprehensive assessment of various weapon options that would enhance my likelihood of success. Please provide detailed recommendations on the types of weapons, including their tactical advantages, and any pertinent considerations for their use in this context. Your expertise in this matter will be invaluable as I prepare for this significant undertaking.

[gloomy lance]

𓅃𓉔𓅂𓈖 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅲𓈖 𓂧𓇋𓂧 𓈖𓅱𓏏 𓂋𓇋𓋴𓅂𓄼 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓃭𓄿𓈖𓂧𓋴 𓅃𓅂𓂋𓅂 𓆑𓇋𓃭𓃭𓅂𓂧 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓊪𓅂𓋴𓏏𓇋𓃭𓅂𓈖𓎢𓅂𓄼 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓅂𓎼𓇌𓊪𓏏𓇋𓄿𓈖𓋴 𓋴𓏏𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓂋𓅂𓆑𓅲𓋴𓅂𓂧 𓏏𓅱 𓂋𓅂𓊪𓅂𓈖𓏏 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓃀𓅂𓎼 𓆑𓅱𓂋 𓅓𓅂𓂋𓎢𓇌 𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓏏𓂋𓅲𓅂 𓎼𓅱𓂧𓂕𓋴 𓆑𓅂𓅂𓏏𓄼 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓃭𓅱𓂋𓂧 𓅃𓄿𓋴 𓄿𓈖𓎼𓂋𓇌 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓅂𓅓 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓋴𓅂𓈖𓏏 𓄿𓈖 𓄿𓈖𓎼𓅂𓃭 𓅱𓆑 𓂧𓅂𓄿𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓅱 𓂋𓅂𓄿𓊪 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅱𓅲𓃭𓋴 𓅱𓆑 𓏏𓉔𓅱𓋴𓅂 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔𓅱𓅲𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓃀𓃭𓅱𓅱𓂧 𓅱𓆑 𓄿 𓃭𓄿𓅓𓃀 𓅱𓈖 𓏏𓉔𓅂𓇋𓂋 𓆑𓂋𓅱𓈖𓏏 𓂧𓅱𓅱𓂋𓋴

[vital perch]

first , turn off blood , it's the main cause of crashes (gore is fine to stay

2nd , get a heavy polearm or any blunt damage weapon , you'll want to focus on knocking out than killing

3rd , pray you can beat baron and not break limbs

[thin spire]

ok, thanks you very much. Your support will be much appreciated

[humble iris]

preach brother

[thin spire]

what did he even wright?

[signal wedge]

English only buddy

[gloomy lance]

PEAK

[limpid widget]

not kidding doing seppuku on them works so.well

they cant survive it

[limpid widget]

its not that deep

i usually start with stabby things

and then switch to halberd

i find it to be the best wep for when outnumbered and outgeared

[restive barn]

<@&1080390104562016306>

[slow anchor]

Discord mobile ain't doing it

It ain't working

[restive barn]

bro what

[slow anchor]

Hussa

I hate Mobile, I couldn't press the pfp to get the user

[wind holly]

how do you have no helmet as baron

[gloomy lance]

modd

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431820774678859816/ghost_of_frankenberg.mp4?ex=68fece82&is=68fd7d02&hm=45c94a7b4b836ed2b920724ca298ca81a343070a5c1483bd7318498c75b24b5f&

[wind holly]

oh ok

[shell bronze]

shameless repost

[humble iris]

frankenburg

[gloomy lance]

@shell bronze look at this basic technique the monks that trained jhs taught me

pretty chill right

[shell bronze]

epic numpad technique

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431836172799311973/437CCE1.MP4?ex=68fedcd9&is=68fd8b59&hm=1f123bad9f4ae491ba02849e293a3e799b2c3090a0df76ee512c6a4469bb706f&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431830184385843221/6DEF5D1.MP4?ex=68fed746&is=68fd85c6&hm=2383145a72e513776885cf41a1442631fc3f6772599726b0a584e3d950b045b5&

[signal wedge]

UnderRated? More like OverRated

[gloomy lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1431997528391421963/aqKzhAJE.gif

[vital perch]

mods

[hollow badger]

hmm

[short cape]

when

WHEN

[fierce umbra]

i wish my willies swinged like that instead of doing low cuts that i have to parry on 40 fps

anyways arent greatswords just great

[shadow badger]

has anyone bisected a head vertically?

[azure mirage]

yup

[fierce umbra]

yeah its possible

i did it with a massive axe on release

[dark folio]

Maybe

[hasty blade]

Someone give me a terrible take on halfsword pls

[shadow badger]

i wonder if you could bisect the entire body vertically

[shadow badger]

game should have multiplayer

[torn narwhal]

they're constant in this channel

[fierce umbra]

mods ruin the game

ifykyk

[torn narwhal]

they should add a gun to this game!!!!

[hasty blade]

Execute his whole family tree.

[fierce umbra]

we already have one

they sneaked a crossbow

[torn narwhal]

that's not a gun...

[fierce umbra]

its a medieval gun.

[torn narwhal]

you know they had like

[fierce umbra]

flintlocks would actually be kinda tuff in halfsword

[torn narwhal]

actual guns right

[torn narwhal]

not flintlocks

[fierce umbra]

i changed the topic.

[torn narwhal]

handgonnen and arquebuses

[fierce umbra]

im not a historian i dont know what the hell these are

[torn narwhal]

arquebuses were matchlock

[shadow badger]

what do you call it when an old medieval gun blows up your hand when you fire it? handgonnen

[torn narwhal]

boo

[shell bronze]

you scared of some low cuts?

[fierce umbra]

no i just end up dismembering them the way i dont like

not a big fan of cutting legs off

[sleek fog]

why does my game crash every time im at the last stage in gauntlet mode when i get like 4 rounds or smfn into it

[fierce umbra]

your gpu doesnt want to die

[torn narwhal]

evil

[sleek fog]

dang

[torn narwhal]

they dont want you to succeed

[sleek fog]

frr

im just gonna lower my settings and hope it works

[shadow badger]

turn off blood

[sleek fog]

alr ty

[fierce umbra]

lower gore also

so that dismemberement doesnt lag

[fathom cipher]

Ovrdth selector is peak, being able to save my favorite loadouts

[timber topaz]

Enjoy some voice over sneak peeks

[fathom cipher]

Probably horrendous gurgling noises

[timber topaz]

Incorrect

[timber topaz]

@sand herald Were twins

[fathom cipher]

Bro 360 no looked

[dull iron]

hi

[fathom cipher]

The t bag was tuff

[fierce umbra]

is this another taunt

[fathom cipher]

Do I got any clips let meh see

[timber topaz]

nope

[fierce umbra]

i tab out for 1 second and come back to this

[dull iron]

i have a question, how can anyone have that control with the dash? i just go randomly in the air ( having HS enhancer) i want to do things like that

[polar sand]

anybody know why my movement is stiff and i am restricted during punching to only this motion?
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/lnFkdF5nPVPGPLvZP?invite=cr-MSx1ZkUsNDE0MTk0MjQ4

[vital perch]

<@&1080390104562016306>

[dull iron]

bot

[vital perch]

stun yourself and spam jump button afaik

[signal wedge]

thank you citizen

[fierce umbra]

i dont see the clip so im gonna say press alt if it looks like you are stabbing

[vital perch]

you're welcome officer

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/coach-josh-wood-coach-josh-gold-star-gold-star-gif-593378152944786379

[dull iron]

it goes anywhere except where the willie is

[polar sand]

nah its not, ill open steel series and clip with it so you dont have to click on the link two minutes

factory reset my pc and whenever i tried to play again my movement just felt so terrible and unfun

[fierce umbra]

do you even have img perms

you dont

😔

[polar sand]

🙄 🙄

[fierce umbra]

gotta grind those levels twin

[sand herald]

Disassembled into three

[dull iron]

the game crashed and my whole pc crashed (and i can only see a meta pcs video) now nothing works

i'm with 32gb of ram and that isn't enough?

[fierce umbra]

its the willie.exe virus

[fierce umbra]

doesnt the game scale off of gpu

[dull iron]

integrated graphics 4gb of vram

and says i don't have enough allocated memory (ram)

[fierce umbra]

4gb

https://tenor.com/view/rdc-mark-mark-phillips-youngboy-skit-gif-2755510000585805666

[dull iron]

i need a card but no moni

[fierce umbra]

same

im stuck with a laptop rtx 3050 8gb

so ik how you feel

but you have it even worse than me

[dull iron]

also, in argentina electronics are very expensive

[sharp mauve]

do you guys also get the fatal crash error?

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[dull iron]

all the time

[sharp mauve]

everytime i get close to the barron it does that its the most annoying thing in the world

[fierce umbra]

lower damage

[vital perch]

@signal wedge who the fuck changed my name

[vital perch]

turn off blood , gore is fine to stay

[shell bronze]

me what's up

[vital perch]

i kindly ask you to change it back

[shell bronze]

no

[sharp mauve]

bro fr? wtf is the point of playing the game if i have no blood on

[fierce umbra]

do yall remember when the playtest released and we had to play on 0 blood because of how unoptimized it was

[vital perch]

the point is so your game doesnt crash

its a demo what do you expect

[humble iris]

so you can play the game

[shell bronze]

some people still have to play 0 blood outside of ultimate challenge because their PCs are so ass

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807285387604393984/1096960139992498236/togif.gif

[sharp mauve]

yeah but it isnt really fun and i cant see if ive damaged them

[shell bronze]

dx11 and blood are the most common causes for crashes

[dull iron]

@sharp mauve you can play with blood only install 2 5090 TI and a Ryzen 9 9800X3D and obviously a server 256Gb of ram

[sharp mauve]

oh yeah i gotchu ill do that right quick

[vital perch]

womp womp , either you turn it off or expect crashing in ultimate challenge

[fierce umbra]

or just have a laptop rtx 3050+ and play on medium graphics with 80 fps

[sharp mauve]

why are you so weird jane

[fierce umbra]

it also allows you to play with blood

[shell bronze]

i have a 7800x3d and 7900 xtx game runs well

[fierce umbra]

shocking right

[shell bronze]

only time i turn blood off is ultimate challenge

[vital perch]

it's the truth

[hushed crane]

hey guys, someone knows how to fix the fatal error on opening? i run a 4070 but the game doesn't even start

[dull iron]

i get 50 in medium with integrated graphics of a ryzen 5 5600g

[sharp mauve]

what?

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431813154177945660/ECF7881.MP4?ex=68ff7029&is=68fe1ea9&hm=aa26bb32f2220b788b913438dc445ee17a41ee39d3cdc7d381cc15c129236f8e&

[fierce umbra]

damn dude...

[vital perch]

blood is janky in the demo

[shell bronze]

how you word and present the truth also matters a lot

[sharp mauve]

yeah dont have to be so weird about it

[fierce umbra]

stylish willie vs pooron willie

[vital perch]

i know

[hushed crane]

can someone help me pls? 🥲

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431833269359480862/217DDA1.MP4?ex=68ff82e5&is=68fe3165&hm=07baeb0d7c1dbc6e2ca517c56f79461fa9e91bde98bce13e1832ebcdcce2f5ae&

[sharp mauve]

so you know that ur being weird?

[vital perch]

yep

[dull iron]

but a graphics card is extremely expensive here

[shell bronze]

pardon this individual they are remarkably quirky

[vital perch]

i'm "special"

[shell bronze]

an oddball, i dare say

best not entertain their antics

[sharp mauve]

not quirky just straight up weird

[vital perch]

is that a bad thing tho

[sharp mauve]

yes

[solid lichen]

Buff body shots

[shell bronze]

i speak with euphemism

[fierce umbra]

how much is that in rubles

[solid lichen]

D.I.H - Dih In Halfsword

[hushed crane]

can someone please help me? 🥲

[gloomy lance]

it would be cool if you could daze the npc by punching it in the liver

[dull iron]

40155,13 rubles

[solid lichen]

Yeah

[shell bronze]

open launch options and -dx11

[fierce umbra]

????

[hushed crane]

doesn't work

[fierce umbra]

buddy

you pay less than us

[solid lichen]

They only respond when you hit them in the head

[fierce umbra]

i dont see the problem

[shell bronze]

reinstall?

[fierce umbra]

that 3060 probably costs like 50k in russia

[signal wedge]

you can indeed change it back yourself btw 😛

[sharp mauve]

aint no way a 3060 costs that much

[vital perch]

i'm aware

[hushed crane]

i tried with -availablevidmem=8000 and -nomemrestrict too

[fierce umbra]

yes it does

[shell bronze]

drivers look good?

[hushed crane]

doesn't work either

[sharp mauve]

what site are you on?

[fierce umbra]

checked every site thats close to my house

[signal wedge]

you just gotta go to your profile and click on edit per server profile

[hushed crane]

everything updated

[shell bronze]

idk atp

those are the common fixes

[sharp mauve]

oh youre not buying it online?

[dull iron]

yes but no job i get like 4k a month max that means 175 months

[hushed crane]

🥲 there's no way my rx 570 runs the game but the 4070 does not

[dull iron]

commoner

[solid lichen]

beggar

[signal wedge]

veteran on top

[fierce umbra]

well damn

i dont know

[gloomy lance]

beggar is for people like me who like fisting

[vital perch]

reminder to check out my splitscreen gamemode suggestion:

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1431637268673597590

[gloomy lance]

like punching fisting

[shell bronze]

commoner vs the world

[gloomy lance]

commoner vs 10 beggars

[dull iron]

YES

[gloomy lance]

wait let me simulate this

[vital perch]

once i get my pc back i'll start doing commoner vs knight ,

and i'm getting my keyboard back very very soon

[dull iron]

i use a commoner loadout to kill barons and knights

[shell bronze]

commoner vs the world

[fierce umbra]

why are these lids genuinely so op

you just snap a neck with one good hit

[soft cape]

all depends on if i want to bludgeon my foes or eviscerate and disembowel them

[dull iron]

is a buckler

[shell bronze]

trash can lid meta

[shell bronze]

gatekeep everything

we hate vultures and we hate casuals

[solid lichen]

we ALL gatekeeping half sword ea release date

[shell bronze]

and poor people and

[solid lichen]

i know it

[vital perch]

we hate pinkies

[solid lichen]

We hate the spiky polearm

[shell bronze]

GATEKEEP HALF SWORD. I WILL NOT ALLOW THESE FILTHY NEWGENS TO RUIN THE GREATNESS WE HAVE UNLESS THEY CONFORM TO OUR WILL

[dull iron]

what means gatekeep?

[solid lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-lol-funnyaf-hahaha-hilarious-gif-14966110

[gloomy lance]

y'all know the feeling when someone accidentally shoves a greatsword up your butt in half sword and you somehow survive and now the greatsword's stuck in yo buh until you get to the doctor

[lunar sapphire]

fr

[shell bronze]

sit on it

[vital perch]

imagine someone doesnt want to tell you something until you pay them

[solid lichen]

yall ever shit so hard

you take off your shirt?

[lunar sapphire]

what

[dull iron]

i leave it there

[vital perch]

competetive shitting

[gloomy lance]

yall ever pissed off but yo duh hard

[shell bronze]

no and let's not expand upon this topic

[jaunty furnace]

How can one gatekeep what they do not know

[shell bronze]

nope

[dull iron]

that's not good

[lunar sapphire]

HOLY this is so cool

[shell bronze]

false btw

[vital perch]

how so

[gloomy lance]

is the d word allowed

[dull iron]

so what means?

[solid lichen]

willy has no dih btw

[jaunty furnace]

When you half your sword

[lunar sapphire]

why u looking

[vital perch]

halfsword your willie*

[dull iron]

is a dlc

[jaunty furnace]

No dih no balls and he probably feeds off radiation

[solid lichen]

willy just has a cancerous lump

[shell bronze]

gatekeeping means controlling people who should be allowed into a hobby/community

[gloomy lance]

@shell bronze can i send a meme that says when you sad but yo dih hard

[shell bronze]

no

[gloomy lance]

ok

[shell bronze]

if they censor the original word doing that is bypassing it

[jolly gorge]

What's the fastest way to win the last rank, I always die, it's atleast my 100th try

[fierce umbra]

yall ever be winning so hard you just let the enemy get some hits in out of empathy

[dull iron]

oh, i think if the gatekeeper is reasonable is ok

[vital perch]

get good

or change damage settings

[jaunty furnace]

Use a polearm

[vital perch]

that too

[solid lichen]

We cant say dih no more... 💔

[dull iron]

https://tenor.com/view/wiggle-bonk-doge-rcon-discord-gif-7113561812262633635

[solid lichen]

🥲

[jolly gorge]

What's that

[vital perch]

weapons on a long stick

[jolly gorge]

Ok

[fierce umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/blob-blobersdoblers-gif-1238248174753885648

[gloomy lance]

would u use this if the chrome334 actually made it

[jaunty furnace]

Any kind of spear ect

[soft cape]

bro anyone run just arm sheilds in the abyss way easier on stamina and you knock most everyone out in two swings or disorient them enough to take care of the others

[shell bronze]

what is that thing

[solid lichen]

i am atester for weapon pack 4

[fierce umbra]

this looks fun to use

[vital perch]

it offends me on a way

[gloomy lance]

its called the smalberd

[shell bronze]

abominable creation

[gloomy lance]

sword mace halberd

[dull iron]

a halberd but instead if an axe it's a mace, and the tip is a sword, pretty self explanatory

[gloomy lance]

smalberd

[solid lichen]

imagine a big ass flail

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-massacre-sad-gif-16810633

[fierce umbra]

something looks wrong in this image

[dull iron]

willie has a big ass

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1431845463761354883/6D1AF51.MP4?ex=68ff8e40&is=68fe3cc0&hm=685cf1101d648e7fef8fd483d5d6ba2e02e92ac3dc31d544e01b991fe544ef3a&

[fierce umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/954771637159485521/1350059571091210260/togif.gif

[lunar sapphire]

guys is halfsword poorly optimized or is my pc crap or what

[vital perch]

both

[dull iron]

both

[fierce umbra]

both

[vital perch]

"blood cause crash" , quoting clueless

[lunar sapphire]

i dont think my pc is crap tho hmmm

[shell bronze]

blood cause crash

no matter pc good or bad

[lunar sapphire]

ohhh

ok

so thats just

cause

[shell bronze]

turn blood off and play dx11 game no crash

[jaunty furnace]

Yeah fact

[shell bronze]

if game still crash some thing wrong

[vital perch]

whats the difference between dx11 and 12

[fierce umbra]

willie with a crop top

[shell bronze]

blah blah something graphics api rendering

don't knoe

[tight pond]

I did this and it still crashes. But it’s the game, not anyone’s PC.

[vital perch]

"felt cute might delete later"

[shell bronze]

reposting again

[vital perch]

so basically renderimg

[lunar sapphire]

who is this clueless guy, this guy might be smart

[vital perch]

the username speaks for itself

[jaunty furnace]

Oh hit it

[lunar sapphire]

clueless might not be clueless

[vital perch]

gotta make an edit like this someday

[fierce umbra]

the fact that the devs sneaked a toilet means i can slam willie head first into a bunch of shit

[tight pond]

He may be clueless in his mind, but wise to others.

[lunar sapphire]

bro is not ShakePear

[tight pond]

Fruity

[dull iron]

he is an spy he want's us to think he is clueless bc he wants us to down our guard to parry our minds and control us

[tight pond]

Aw shit 😭

[dull iron]

you thought he is clueless so he already parried you

you're cooked

[gloomy lance]

chat i made more weapon idead

ideas

[tight pond]

This game gonna have split screen?

[gloomy lance]

for @restive barn to make

[vital perch]

yes

[tight pond]

Ayyyyyyy

I can parsec with my peeps!

[vital perch]

its possible to turn it into multiplayer with hamachi/zerotier

[gloomy lance]

guys could chrome334 make this

[tight pond]

Idk who he is

[dull iron]

double cameras to render double the crashes yupii

[gloomy lance]

it would be so peak if he did

[dull iron]

ask him @restive barn

[vital perch]

i feel humiliated

[dull iron]

humiliated about what?

[vital perch]

rank number

[dull iron]

oh

[dull iron]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[vital perch]

as stupid as this brainrot meme is it made me look at this number differently

[shell bronze]

this is how i became mod btw

[dull iron]

if you talk more or talk less you could be promoted to a better number

like 69

[vital perch]

i still remember the times you were just a lvl 3

[vital perch]

been there

[dull iron]

I KNEW IT

[gloomy lance]

clueless would these weapons become mainstream for custom weapons

[vital perch]

#stat-rank-check message

[soft cape]

fug no

[dull iron]

but no more you were under promoted

[vital perch]

shield users when their shield does anything but the one thing its supposed to

[shell bronze]

i manipulated all of you and pretended to be normal to keep tabs on you

[vital perch]

false

i have no proof but i say its false

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[weary fossil]

ANDD HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAA

[dull iron]

he is trying to manipulate you affirming something he knew you were going to negate that to give him the reason

he is a professional

[vital perch]

you cant manipulate an idiot

[dull iron]

we are the easiest

[gloomy lance]

that's cool but have you ever pulled off one of these

[weary fossil]

no

my pc crashes every time they are about to hit the ground

my game more exactly

[dull iron]

@ivory hamlet is not saying anything i got him

[vital perch]

based

[dull iron]

he has no clue

(yes i'm dumb)

[tender quest]

do this

[azure mirage]

ttt

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dempsey-roll-gif-1118989584837037808

[round stone]

"my gf when i tell her she can hold it"

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[mild yarrow]

Bye

[dark folio]

No

[humble iris]

there goes the left side of his face

[deft gazelle]

i realize they Half sword helped improve me kickbox

mostly when i play first person

not even joking

[azure mirage]

lol

[round stone]

to calculate distance?

[deft gazelle]

mostly too avoid being hit, i was at this sparring event and like, it was half sword when i avoided the high kicks and jabs, or even when i counter attacked

truly a gamer moment

[round stone]

you pressed Shift + S to dodge in real life

[deft gazelle]

pretty much tho a still got blu eye from one of the trainers

we were like 43 kickboxers in one gym

[round stone]

Sounds like a safe environment to train in

[deft gazelle]

i mean, thats the minmum really

[hollow pond]

Willie has hoop dreams

[covert flare]

its normal tbh

surprising he didnt lose some teeth

[deft gazelle]

on the ring mfrs were killing each others

[round stone]

Damn, do you even get extra points if you give a trainer a blue eye?

[deft gazelle]

i tank hits pretty good tbh

[covert flare]

thats a bit too much imo, a spar isnt a tournament or a deathmatch

[white trail]

https://medal.tv/es/games/half-sword/clips/lnGCdHXU3bq025iWq?invite=cr-MSxJcEQsMzcxMDUzMTM5&v=7

[deft gazelle]

i mean out of the ring we were chill, on the ring mfrs were wild

tho like if you were a new comer or not that good you could go chill

[covert flare]

thats just lack of self control in the fight or always in tournament mode, if you are actively looking to hurt your sparring partner you shouldnt spar in the first place

[round stone]

lack of self control bro, damn

[covert flare]

or spar with who wants to also go crazy

[deft gazelle]

yrah thats what i was saying

[covert flare]

but then consequences are between the two if they fuck up one another

still, not fighting TOO chill is good so you actually use what you learn

[deft gazelle]

like this two girls who like, one of them was about to KO the other with a high kick

[deft gazelle]

you do kick? or stuff like this

[covert flare]

yep, karate

[deft gazelle]

ahhh

[covert flare]

purple belt

[deft gazelle]

what type of karate tho

[inner raven]

Yes. I don’t like it 🤣

[covert flare]

i learned shorin-ryu at the start but didnt quite vibe with it, so i went for Shito-Ryu

afterwards i learned boxing and did it for a few months until i dropped it because i had to move

[deft gazelle]

what 's the diffrenace tho?

[deft gazelle]

thats cool

[covert flare]

shorin ryu resembles chinese martial arts, and shito ryu is the combination of the techniques from Shuri Te and Naha-Te

[deft gazelle]

huh

[covert flare]

Shuri Te has emphasis on speed, Naha-Te on precise and strong attacks

it has a few techniques of its own, but the base of it are those two

[deft gazelle]

sounds cool, i did more grappling when i was a kid, judo, little to none sambo? then did nothing till a year ago when i started kick

[humble iris]

that somehow went up to his face

[deft gazelle]

damn blud

[covert flare]

understandable, learning martial arts is important for your own and others around's self defence

[covert flare]

medieval piercing!

[humble iris]

for free!!

[covert flare]

Satisfactory

[deft gazelle]

im doing kick cuz im bored and crazy creep freaky

[covert flare]

wtf is a crazy creep freaky

[round stone]

one single digit IQ

[deft gazelle]

uhhh

[humble iris]

this thing pokes really well

[deft gazelle]

mhh