god put me on this green earth to fight willies fair and still beat them
#halfsword-chat-⚔
dense lynx
How do i install the halfsword enhancer anyway?
covert flare
How do i install the halfsword enhancer anyway?
nexus mods
fierce umbra
How do i install the halfsword enhancer anyway?
nexus mods
tender quest
shell bronze
How do i install the halfsword enhancer anyway?
pinned in #modders-guild-hall
covert flare
download launcher version
fierce umbra
download launcher version
^
dense lynx
And all i do is js download and launch it right no moving stuff into seperate envelopes and shi
fierce umbra
i need to put some hours on i have 188 hours on a goddamn gacha game
fierce umbra
And all i do is js download and launch it right no moving stuff into seperate en...
yes
restive barn
i have 1000 hours
tender quest
plus
wind charm
dense lynx
I got 114 hours
covert flare
oh shoot he is here
restive barn
moo turn off gore
tender quest
how is this possible, is it true that mods get early early access?
that was the playtest before the current demo
restive barn
gore is what causes the twitchy leg glitch
restive barn
specifically dismemberments
wind charm
moo turn off gore
no
shadow badger
i didn't know you could review the playtest
tender quest
"this game sucks"
1600 hours
noone found my review helpful 😔
vital perch
noone found my review helpful 😔
epic fail
vital perch
shut up moai
how did you know im moai
shell bronze
keep doing it
vital perch
banned
fierce umbra
moai shut up
shell bronze
keep this evil presence at bay
fierce umbra
signal wedge
shut up moai
miditus
shell bronze
moai shut up
you are not powerful enough to stop him
soft osprey
i didn't know you could review the playtest
For a brief time you could but ended up review bombed by people who just couldn’t beat it or didnt like that progress was reset and every other personal skill issue in between so they just turned off reviews
shell bronze
and once again i remind you all that the mod team all hate each other
soft osprey
Reviews for the playtest was a silly idea anyway
fierce umbra
For a brief time you could but ended up review bombed by people who just couldn’...
block parry dodge in question
vital perch
because everything i touch becomes gold <:froggoblush:1276778133177237617>
gold?!?
touch me
signal wedge
because everything i touch becomes gold <:froggoblush:1276778133177237617>
pyrite
vital perch
wait no
vital perch
NONONO
soft osprey
because everything i touch becomes gold <:froggoblush:1276778133177237617>
More like mold
soft osprey
More like mold
Laugh at my joke
vital perch
my hs7 career is ruined
restive barn
Laugh at my joke
soft osprey
Anyone who doesn’t laugh at my joke is getting timed out
restive barn
here is your validation
fierce umbra
Laugh at my joke
soft osprey
here is your validation
Thanks chrome
vital perch
Laugh at my joke
sir moai of easter ? more like sir moai of christmas
shadow badger
For a brief time you could but ended up review bombed by people who just couldn’...
i think we should torture those people
fierce umbra
i think we should torture those people
they were tortured enough in the abyss before they could get past peasant tier
tender quest
More like mold
restive barn
sir moai of easter ? more like sir moai of christmas
john autumn mace? more like john winter mace
tender quest
john autumn mace? more like john winter mace
vital perch
john autumn mace? more like john winter mace
chrome? more like microsoft edge
tender quest
chrome? more like microsoft edge
soft osprey
It’s funny cause nobody likes Microsoft edge and it is useless
vital perch
https://tenor.com/view/you-werent-supposed-to-kill-him-shocked-surprised-concern...
pin please 
signal wedge
https://tenor.com/view/i-cannot-spock-star-trek-i-cant-i-cant-do-it-gif-23502143
My pyrite joke was really good
Because pyrite is fools gold
tender quest
My pyrite joke was really good
mmmyessss fools gold
soft osprey
Because pyrite is fools gold
Shut up poopy mid
fierce umbra
sir moai of easter? more like ms moai of christmas 😂
soft osprey
sir moai of easter? more like ms moai of christmas 😂
Enjoy your 15 second timeout
restive barn
chrome? more like microsoft edge
vital perch
Enjoy your 15 second timeout
soft osprey
sir moai of easter? more like ms moai of christmas 😂
Hope you learned your lesson
signal wedge
https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-52761...
Chrome? More like Safari
fierce umbra
Enjoy your 15 second timeout
i thought you lied at first and made it 60 seconds
vital perch
Chrome? More like Safari
chrome? more like yahoo
soft osprey
i thought you lied at first and made it 60 seconds
Im the most honest great person you’ll ever meet
signal wedge
Chrome? More like msmbc
fierce umbra
Im the most honest great person you’ll ever meet
yeah well you actually unmuted me 1 second later
so that was 16 seconds
wheres my moral compensation
vital perch
I KNOW it was 15
apologize you silly goose
fierce umbra
soft osprey
I turned it off at 00:45
fierce umbra
it was 00:44 on my screen.
soft osprey
it was 00:44 on my screen.
Gotcha, 44 second timeout incoming
shell bronze
why are you mod abusing the children
signal wedge
apologize you silly goose
That's your new name
fierce umbra
Gotcha, 44 second timeout incoming
vital perch
That's your new name
do not
vital perch
Gotcha, 44 second timeout incoming
tender quest
we need a super mod to come deal with moai
vital perch
we need a super mod to come deal with moai
make me a super mod i'll deal with mod abuse
shell bronze
we need a super mod to come deal with moai
we need to actually gang up on him as fellow moderators
tender quest
bye everyone
he's going to eat us all
soft osprey
we need a super mod to come deal with moai
Super mod, I am here how can I help
restive barn
Chrome? More like Safari
spoopy mod? more like new year's mooncake mod
shell bronze
make me a super mod i'll deal with mod abuse
they asked me if i abused mod
i told them i was a mod abuser
tender quest
soft osprey
they asked me if i abused mod
i told them i was a mod abuser
Youre a mod abuser. I abuse mods. We are not the same
shell bronze
today i will abuse mod privileges and time out 24h anyone who slights me
soft osprey
I love the smell of corruption in the afternoon
shell bronze
it's sickeningly sweet
pseudo pendant
where release...
tender quest
that form
shell bronze
even the most virtuous man fall prey to power
signal wedge
spoopy mod? more like new year's mooncake mod
penance
shell bronze
that form
the other guy kinda looking clean with it
(he will sustain brain damage in 2 seconds)
vale totem
this is probably the worst edit I ever made
tender quest
this is probably the worst edit I ever made
put me and m00 on it
more like p00
gottem
signal wedge
Malnititus
shell bronze
strongest poleaxe user vs strongest greatsword user
shadow badger
electrocution
shy bloom
electrocution
Hasan Pikers dog
restive barn
put me and m00 on it
*m00 and I
tender quest
imagine the message purge log lmao
vital perch
damn i cant make microsoft edge jokes anymore :(
shell bronze
imagine my message purge log
soft osprey
more like p00
Miditus vs p00
boreal path
shadow badger
hanging around
vital perch
Miditus vs p00
miditus? more like mediocrus
soft osprey
i exiled that mf like napoleon
And hes still going strong
shell bronze
once again, ain't got shit on me
boreal path
SCP d66666
soft osprey
once again, ain't got shit on me
Who are you again
tender quest
Who are you again
he's a hopeful for joining hs7
vital perch
Who are you again
probably a pink 🤮
soft osprey
he's a hopeful for joining hs7
Poor guy doesn’t know he doesn’t even have a chance
shell bronze
Who are you again
the person responsible for your removal from the staff team in approximately 644 system hours
shadow badger
piss chat
cunning aspen
Indeed
signal wedge
with a little red mixed in
soft osprey
with a little red mixed in
Thats not healthy
azure mirage
piss role
cunning aspen
with a little red mixed in
Oh no, kidneys are hurt
signal wedge
Oh no, kidneys are hurt
STOP TYPING IT BURNS
soft osprey
Pissing blood is one of my biggest nightmares right next to kidney stones. Which go hand in hand anyway
shell bronze
world's worst stomach pain vs kidney stones
azure mirage
Pissing blood is one of my biggest nightmares right next to kidney stones. Which...
really
shell bronze
pick your poison
vital perch
the mushroom soup for @soft osprey will go crazy
signal wedge
the mushroom soup for <@822279999796543538> will go crazy
AHHHHH
vital perch
speaking of poison
soft osprey
the mushroom soup for <@822279999796543538> will go crazy
💀
cunning aspen
Hello
dark folio
the mushroom soup for <@822279999796543538> will go crazy
Yummy
azure mirage
I get a panic attack from a nose bleed lol
oh my god
imagine if your arm gets cut off that would be crazy aha aha
cunning aspen
Or you get a nose bleed from a panic attack
soft osprey
You can just kill me at that point
shell bronze
I get a panic attack from a nose bleed lol
i'd rather punch the sharp part of my car's subframe again getting a bolt loose than have any kind of internal bullshit going on
vital perch
azure mirage
You can just kill me at that point
LOL
signal wedge
somehow I could see Easter saying this
shell bronze
vital perch
somehow I could see Easter saying this
that's why i covered it
cunning aspen
Thats not healthy
Well you know guys dev color is more suitable for kidney bleed
soft osprey
Well you know guys dev color is more suitable for kidney bleed
Don’t try to deflect from yourself bloody piss role
vital perch
Don’t try to deflect from yourself bloody piss role
@cunning aspen know your place
gloomy lance
Don’t try to deflect from yourself bloody piss role
cunning aspen
It's not actually red but rather pink
soft osprey
Your name is definitely red
cunning aspen
And HSG role is more suitable to be a bloody piss
vital perch
And HSG role is more suitable to be a bloody piss
restive barn
shell bronze
<@446981629664165898> know your place
vital perch
fake
brave coyote
shell bronze
my hierarchy is superior
restive barn
<@446981629664165898> know your place
why are the modteams and community managers the same level as the ogs
vital perch
why are the modteams and community managers the same level as the ogs
notice community manager is slightly higher than modteam
OGs are old mods before the game blew up afaik
cunning aspen
Well yeah
soft osprey
why are the modteams and community managers the same level as the ogs
OG are ex mods. Though everything below moderator should be moved down one tier
cunning aspen
But why do game seers have higher place here
soft osprey
But why do game seers have higher place here
Theyre publishing halfsword
vital perch
But why do game seers have higher place here
they make sure the game is sold
soft osprey
They have POWER
restive barn
OG are ex mods. Though everything below moderator should be moved down one tier
are they just retired mods
cunning aspen
Oh.
cunning aspen
are they just retired mods
tired mods
soft osprey
are they just retired mods
Yeah for one reason or another
shell bronze
they're mods i plotted against from the shadows and removed to gain my position
soft osprey
You fit in so well with us
gloomy lance
what if the entire modteam was in an ffa
soft osprey
what if the entire modteam was in an ffa
I would win. How? Because I say so
gloomy lance
I would probably bet on @shell bronze
cunning aspen
<@446981629664165898> know your place
Is voice actor have enough power to be over the peak of pyramid
shell bronze
people's first mistake is assuming there's any degree of fairness when it comes around to the moderation team
vital perch
Is voice actor have enough power to be over the peak of pyramid
they have the half sword games role
cunning aspen
what if the entire modteam was in an ffa
As a first boss
soft osprey
schizo delusion powers
Semi professional hater over here. Yeah, SEMI.
gloomy lance
I make my own reality and truths
could you beat john halfsword
cunning aspen
As a first boss
Topless and armed with axes
soft osprey
Youre not good enough
soft osprey
Theres a reason im on top of the halfsword 8
gloomy lance
woah
vital perch
invalid
gloomy lance
How did you become the 8th Hokage moai
vital perch
Dont speak of yourself That way dude
you're the reason shampoo has instructions
silent stag
bro it barely touched me
soft osprey
what about the creator of halfsword himself
Is that even a question
Im literally him
silent stag
why isn't heart over death there
shell bronze
i cast second dose of schizophrenia meds
vital perch
gloomy lance
bro it barely touched me
average occurrence when the first boss taps your toe with his axe lightly
shell bronze
why isn't heart over death there
ovrdth ain't got shyt on me 😂
he better come back and start posting videos again
vital perch
ovrdth ain't got shyt on me 😂
ovrdth is a poser change my mind
gloomy lance
who is the greatest swordsmith of all time
soft osprey
i cast second dose of schizophrenia meds
Please stop posting this fake edited version
I know you’re jealous but please
shell bronze
vital perch
I forgot his name
microsoft edge
silent stag
ovrdth is a poser change my mind
bro what is going on with this ovrdth slander
restive barn
dude
restive barn
what was it
hi
vital perch
swords only
definetely not, with a mace tho? maybe maybe maybe
restive barn
Yes, borgor?
someone change his name to sir moai of thanksgiving
soft osprey
someone change his name to sir moai of thanksgiving
How about I change your name to sir poop of poop
silent stag
i cast second dose of schizophrenia meds
I wonder how much this will change if multiplayer ever becomes a thing
fierce umbra
I wonder how much this will change if multiplayer ever becomes a thing
its gonna go from the halfsword eight to the halfsword fat sweats
gloomy lance
I wonder how much this will change if multiplayer ever becomes a thing
it depends if you know how to parry and to adapt to the enemy's playstyle
shell bronze
i'm ditching all of the flourish and parrying
shell bronze
for pvp this how ya boy fighting
fierce umbra
i'm ditching all of the flourish and parrying
pick the meta pickle and swing it around
shell bronze
gloomy lance
i gave john half sword's polearm a few extra inches of reach
It looks a bit accurate to the photo
silent stag
it depends if you know how to parry and to adapt to the enemy's playstyle
willie senseless swinging is easy to adapt to
gloomy lance
still great nontheless
silent stag
willie senseless swinging is easy to adapt to
but if the hs sweats were to fight other hs sweats
that would be interesting
restive barn
It looks a bit accurate to the photo
no it doesnt
fierce umbra
no it doesnt
just take the glaze chrome dont argue...
restive barn
the only thing semi accurate is the axe head
gloomy lance
what if john halfsword went up against every single non modded player in the server
silent stag
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429659563526979615...
realistically no one would just walk to your sword
restive barn
what if john halfsword went up against every single non modded player in the ser...
he has mods he will win
silent stag
wait what is the HS7 even about
gloomy lance
yea but what if they send in the big 7 first
fierce umbra
what if john halfsword went up against every single non modded player in the ser...
hes gonna unlimited blade works us and spinkick our hits to stab our own heads
gloomy lance
could they counter his toon force
restive barn
wait what is the HS7 even about
best players at fighting
shell bronze
realistically no one would just walk to your sword
not the point of the clip
gloomy lance
how do they measure that?
skill
vital perch
fuckass dog
shell bronze
restive barn
ill prolly make an alt hs7 where its best person at certain skills
ill prolly be in the alt hs7
restive barn
just asking
the opinion of @shell bronze
gloomy lance
fuckass dog
silent stag
ill prolly make an alt hs7 where its best person at certain skills
certain skills? like?
shell bronze
just asking
50% community voted 50% my personal assessment
restive barn
certain skills? like?
weapons making
mental kelp
the opinion of <@998946686170832977>
This is why he’s in the list
shell bronze
certain skills? like?
which is to say he wants to be part of da team
fierce umbra
fuckass dog
the microphone makes him sound like hes taking a shit
silent stag
50% community voted 50% my personal assessment
democracy bullshit
silent stag
my bias will save the day
so did you reject someone
shell bronze
but hs7 is basically just my personal take on halfcord's best combinations of skill and community presence
shell bronze
so did you reject someone
not yet
silent stag
still sad ovrdth isn't there
shell bronze
john longsword insists on me being garbage at the game all the time
restive barn
but hs7 is basically just my personal take on halfcord's best combinations of sk...
why is ovrdth not there other than the fact that he doesnt post at all here
restive barn
still sad ovrdth isn't there
he doesnt post
shell bronze
why is ovrdth not there other than the fact that he doesnt post at all here
reading comprehension 🤯
restive barn
ever
gloomy lance
gloomy lance
would john halfsword survive ts if I somehow dazed him and slammed him onto the ground
silent stag
why is ovrdth not there other than the fact that he doesnt post at all here
ig it's because he's gone
shell bronze
still sad ovrdth isn't there
he's dead in the water + he uses slowmo for his clips and speeds up in post
vital perch
he's dead in the water + he uses slowmo for his clips and speeds up in post
he's a poser in short
restive barn
i feel like hes kinda glazing himself
shell bronze
soft osprey
Im gonna make MY own HS7 except it’ll just be one person and it’s gonna be me
restive barn
dude has the invisible cloak on his torso
thats what the skinner blade does
i think
shell bronze
i feel like hes kinda glazing himself
this has been fact since day one idk why we're acting like me tooting my own horn is anything new
gloomy lance
Im gonna make MY own HS7 except it’ll just be one person and it’s gonna be me
maximum delusion
vital perch
Im gonna make MY own HS7 except it’ll just be one person and it’s gonna be me
can i join
tender quest
soft osprey
john longsword insists on me being garbage at the game all the time
Why don’t you just power flex?
fierce umbra
thats what the skinner blade does
oh?
silent stag
he's dead in the water + he uses slowmo for his clips and speeds up in post
wdym by dead in the water? also how do you know he uses slowmo
shell bronze
unequaled, unrivaled
shell bronze
wdym by dead in the water? also how do you know he uses slowmo
said it himself
fierce umbra
is it the skinner blade
yes
shell bronze
also he doesn't post anything or interact here
fierce umbra
i noticed it takes the clothes off too
shell bronze
hs7 is directly tied to halfcord
silent stag
said it himself
aw dissapointment
shell bronze
it's not just skill but community too
soft osprey
The shit talk here is off the charts
restive barn
i noticed it takes the clothes off too
yes
shell bronze
i might not do realistic swordplay but i've mastered the art of bullshitting my way into cool
vital perch
ngl i think imma do some art of myself
fierce umbra
yes
the only problem i have with the 3rd weapon pack is the swords arent very sharp
so it just doesnt cut them sometimes
vital perch
havent done any drawing in a while
shell bronze
gloomy lance
havent done any drawing in a while
draw yourself and your dog
restive barn
so it just doesnt cut them sometimes
?wdym
tender quest
silent stag
wait I'll try to do something very fancy
vital perch
draw yourself and your dog
nah im gonna draw my pfp holding a mace
silent stag
stop you're making me mad
shell bronze
tender quest
stop you're making me mad
mad about what?
silent stag
mad about what?
the big sword makes me mad, very mad, it looks stupid
restive barn
the skinner sword kind of slid across his torso sometimes and it didnt hit him
yeah if you want a more potent version the decimator blade from pack 1 is here for u
vital dagger
May I stand Unshaken...amidst, admist a crash o' worldsssss
shell bronze
fierce umbra
yeah if you want a more potent version the decimator blade from pack 1 is here f...
alright thanks
soft osprey
i might not do realistic swordplay but i've mastered the art of bullshitting my ...
The rule of cool always takes precedence
shell bronze
aura >
tender quest
the big sword makes me mad, very mad, it looks stupid
i disagree
shell bronze
soft osprey
i disagree
Dont just disagree, time him out for having a differing opinion
gloomy lance
guys, who here is the coolest, most handsome, most skillful, and most intelligent mod of all time
shell bronze
who cares if i didn't use [obscure german technique #297] to kill that guy in armor
soft osprey
guys, who here is the coolest, most handsome, most skillful, and most intellige...
Is that even a question
shadow badger
half sword phonk aura edits
vital dagger
https://tenor.com/view/you%27re-my-brother-arthur-morgan-john-marston-rdr2-gif-1...
You have all the respect possible
gloomy lance
Is that even a question
yes
shell bronze
vital perch
half sword phonk aura edits
those who know 💀
tender quest
whats wrong with it?
shell bronze
i killed those people unscathed and looked cool
restive barn
vital perch
Dont just disagree, time him out for having a differing opinion
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
gloomy lance
Me. The answer is me. It’s me.
is this true clueless
shell bronze
is this true clueless
he can have it
soft osprey
Don’t ask that guy
restive barn
whats wrong with it?
militus i have greatswords 4 hands long i am the superior greatsworder
soft osprey
Or do
mental kelp
who cares if i didn't use [obscure german technique #297] to kill that guy in ar...
There used to be a time bro
shell bronze
There used to be a time bro
you started talking shit
tender quest
so only baron gets to have a big sword, this is bs
shell bronze
i reciprocated the energy
soft osprey
Nerd fight
mental kelp
Then I stopped playing so much and everyone got it in their heads like I’m ass
shell bronze
soft osprey
Both of you, get to hemaing
vital perch
Then I stopped playing so much and everyone got it in their heads like I’m ass
because it's true 
shell bronze
Then I stopped playing so much and everyone got it in their heads like I’m ass
it was me who drilled that idea actually
soft osprey
Then I stopped playing so much and everyone got it in their heads like I’m ass
Never let anyone bring you down king
shell bronze
yw for the reputation ruining
soft osprey
yw for the reputation ruining
Keep bringing people down, king 👑 you have the power
mental kelp
Evil John Longeswarde: says a clueless clip is top tier
shell bronze
Both of you, get to hemaing
buy me a feder and a jacket i'll do it
gloomy lance
Never let anyone bring you down king
that is very inspirational
restive barn
https://tenor.com/view/snape-prove-it-show-me-gif-17972552
bet
shell bronze
Evil John Longeswarde: says a clueless clip is top tier
evil john longsword actually gives me any kind of credit for what i do
fierce umbra
its not even through my hand its just stuck in the sword somehow
restive barn
gimme a secc
tender quest
militus i have greatswords 4 hands long i am the superior greatsworder
can you make my greatsword a bit shorter then so people stop hating on me?
mental kelp
evil john longsword actually gives me any kind of credit for what i do
Thank god I’m not evil
soft osprey
evil john longsword actually gives me any kind of credit for what i do
You really should be coming to me for positive affirmations
restive barn
can you make my greatsword a bit shorter then so people stop hating on me?
yes i can
tender quest
or...
shell bronze
You really should be coming to me for positive affirmations
low tier manipulation tactic
tender quest
i could ban the haters
gloomy lance
You really should be coming to me for positive affirmations
am I handsome
vital perch
i could ban the haters
nothing is stopping you
shell bronze
your name is gold and you bleed ichor
signal wedge
am I handsome
eh
shell bronze
kill them with your divinity
soft osprey
am I handsome
That depends on your age
shadow badger
bleed piss
gloomy lance
That depends on your age
how inspirational
soft osprey
Dont question mark me im not gonna tell a minor hes handsome
signal wedge
bleed piss
way ahead of you 😎
fierce umbra
Dont question mark me im not gonna tell a minor hes handsome
bad look moai
soft osprey
Who question marks people
shell bronze
shadow badger
Who question marks people
his name's clueless what do you expect
soft osprey
bad look moai
No it would be a bad look if I did do it
gloomy lance
I'm such a victim guys
restive barn
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/90 will you?
soon
soft osprey
You amateur
restive barn
ill set up and show u the 4 hands greatsword
shell bronze
vile accusations against a fellow moderator
gloomy lance
I've got my proof right here your honor
soft osprey
vile accusations against a fellow moderator
Please defend me
shell bronze
i should keep the trend going and stomp him even lower to make myself look good
soft osprey
i should keep the trend going and stomp him even lower to make myself look good
You son of a birch
shell bronze
but i am principled and will protect my own kind against these DIRTY FILTHY peasants
hollow badger
yo, how spinkick, guides dont work
vital perch
You son of a birch
🌳
signal wedge
Please defend me
I gotchu
signal wedge
Easter used to think the earth was flat
shell bronze
send moai to the abyss
the abyss seeks you out
signal wedge
But now he doesn't
soft osprey
You can tell it’s a birch tree, because of the way that it is
vital perch
You can tell it’s a birch tree, because of the way that it is
it's birch tree because it's birch
vital perch
truly one of the most professional mod teams
based
shell bronze
we defend each other from the consequences of mod abuse and power tripping
and manipulate each other at the same time to defend our positions
soft osprey
Every time I see a moderator out of line or slightly wrong i report it to mcwonder and demand discipline
gloomy lance
shell bronze
the problem with that screenshot isn't what moai said
hollow badger
tender quest
the problem with that screenshot isn't what moai said
lightmode
shell bronze
wtf are you doing
signal wedge
HAHAHA
gloomy lance
too lazy
shell bronze
the mark as read button:
signal wedge
what can I say
Say fjig8hhgkugibgjhfuvfgjfhg
restive barn
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/90 will you?
its a mod with ue4ss - but its not a lua script or anything because i dont know how to compile it into one. so, therefore, you create it by editing settings.
ill get more images
soft osprey
the mark as read button:
Youre gonna hate me
mental kelp
its a mod with ue4ss - but its not a lua script or anything because i dont know ...
But he said make it shorter and all you did was make it longer
gloomy lance
is that fucking excalibur
restive barn
is that fucking excalibur
no its just a normal zweihander without the rings and the parrierhaken
gloomy lance
king arthur special ass blade bro 💔
restive barn
But he said make it shorter and all you did was make it longer
i was responding to where militus asked me to prove that i have a 4 hands greatsword
abstract tapir
I have a headache
restive barn
I have a headache
i don't
abstract tapir
somebody give me a bandaid
gloomy lance
put ice on it you'll be fine
abstract tapir
I need a bandaid
soft osprey
I need a bandaid
Youre weak
foggy perch
Does anyone know when the new build will be coming out?
abstract tapir
Youre weak
Bandaids cure headaches
soft osprey
Does anyone know when the new build will be coming out?
Next couple months early access
abstract tapir
yeah totally
gloomy lance
I need a bandaid
tender quest
restive barn
did u see my 4 hands greatsword
tender quest
soft osprey
Bandaids cure headaches
My pops solution to my pain was to hurt me somewhere else to distract from the initial pain. It worked great
gloomy lance
would you beat @soft osprey
tender quest
did u see my 4 hands greatsword
its a little thin for my style
restive barn
its a little thin for my style
oh
gloomy lance
as you can see it is 4 hands long
I dare you to make a longer, slightly larger sickle
restive barn
i like flaunting my mail shirt
restive barn
something death would use from puss in boots
i dare you to download half sword enhancer and do it yourself
fierce umbra
yeah its pretty easy
shell bronze
gloomy lance
i dare you to download half sword enhancer and do it yourself
what software do you use to make the custom weapons btw
restive barn
give my greatsword a swing about and you'll see
alr
shell bronze
something death would use from puss in boots
this man thinks he ghost of yotei using the kusarigama
restive barn
give my greatsword a swing about and you'll see
its quite heavy eh
ive wielded heavier
dark folio
Kaboom
restive barn
vital perch
think you can do a two bladed sword?
restive barn
think you can do a two bladed sword?
i already did
vital perch
now do three
hollow badger
bro how tf am i supposed to use spinkicks, they always backstep me
restive barn
do three blades
no
tender quest
i sneezed and dropped my weapon
vapid quarry
I need a bandaid
restive barn
you made me get timed out for an minute
what did you say
vital perch
what did you say
keep yourself safe
restive barn
i sneezed and dropped my weapon
militus do you want any changes to your sword
dark folio
what software do you use to make the custom weapons btw
Minecraft
restive barn
other than being shorter
vapid quarry
full sword
tender quest
militus do you want any changes to your sword
shorter and try to keep the balance roughly the same if possible
vapid quarry
quarter sword
shell bronze
keep yourself safe
interesting
restive barn
shorter and try to keep the balance roughly the same if possible
oof thatll be hard
shell bronze
you know what this means autumn
tender quest
oof thatll be hard
but you're the greatest blacksmith
restive barn
but you're the greatest blacksmith
okay il do it
gloomy lance
okay il do it
he takes compliments as payment
tender quest
halfsword economy when?
restive barn
happens
vital perch
my career is ruined 😔
restive barn
just dont get 4 like me
shell bronze
you want another one for posting about moderator action in a public space?
vapid quarry
funny i got banned for refrencing the germans in a not so nice way
vital perch
you want another one for posting about moderator action in a public space?
what actions
restive barn
see you in 30 days
humble iris
you want another one for posting about moderator action in a public space?
was it that guy that was talking about realism again
restive barn
@tender quest did you edit your greatsword manually?
vapid quarry
nah i got you bro
Ig you aren't as clueless as your name suggests
gloomy lance
was it that guy that was talking about realism again
It was autumn
humble iris
no
vapid quarry
It was autumn
how can it be autism
tender quest
<@171355251843006464> did you edit your greatsword manually?
no it was bitter_relative
humble iris
no
humble iris
no
gloomy lance
how can it be autism
@vital perch u gonna let this slide bro
vapid quarry
vital perch
<@784719330578923520> u gonna let this slide bro
yes , he's not wrong
gloomy lance
yes , he's not wrong
shell bronze
@vital perch in my infinite mercy and wisdom i have decided to relent
be careful with what you say next time this is a big public server
vapid quarry
mental kelp
Nepo
restive barn
no it was bitter_relative
vital perch
<@784719330578923520> in my infinite mercy and wisdom i have decided to relent
b...
maybe that's for the better
wheat leaf
restive barn
handling preview
restive barn
is it good
vapid quarry
its a BOOM
signal wedge
i'm off to shower
be a good whatever your pronouns are
signal wedge
whom
vital perch
be a good whatever your pronouns are
what
wheat leaf
That’s crazy
tender quest
send you the file rn
can do
mental kelp
vital perch
vapid quarry
i feel offended by his gaze
round stone
Hi, half bros
vapid quarry
half bros?
signal wedge
You've been got
vapid quarry
does that mean we are...
round stone
half bros?
half sword bros
vapid quarry
transgerner...
mental kelp
Jane shortsword is kind of tuff
vapid quarry
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430368347022823465...
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A KATANA
gloomy lance
https://tenor.com/view/ride-the-lightning-metallica-vecchio-gif-1225576383674194...
most normal thing that happens to the npc Willie when you forget to turn off halfsword enhancer
shell bronze
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A KATANA
by being the only kendoka in the server
vapid quarry
the fucks a kendooka
mental kelp
literally
vapid quarry
restive barn
by being the only kendoka in the server
shell bronze
i love eastern swordmanship i can throw buzzwords and japanese terms to these people and they will have no idea
gloomy lance
does john halfsword actually have non modded footage of him playing
restive barn
does john halfsword actually have non modded footage of him playing
yes
shell bronze
@sand herald show them
wheat leaf
Prank em John
gloomy lance
cuz if he's doing allat he should probably be a fucking demon without mods
tender quest
ok do i like
silent stag
he does wild ass spinny shit
isn't spinny flashy stuff useless in real life
wheat leaf
Not at all
shell bronze
wheat leaf
It’s only useless the second time you try
restive barn
isn't spinny flashy stuff useless in real life
unless you spin ridiculously fast
and the npc is dumb
gloomy lance
Prank em John
heya joji
silent stag
and the npc is dumb
real life doesn't have willies
shell bronze
isn't spinny flashy stuff useless in real life
those saber guys got it on lock for spinny stuff
torn narwhal
what exactly do we mean by spinny stuff
wheat leaf
Polish saber guys are just better than us
torn narwhal
there's no conventional sabre techniques in HEMA that are particularly spinny
silent stag
also there's no point in risking your back by doing flashy spinny stuff when you can just be a normal person of good
restive barn
i actually made a weapon for john
vital dagger
what exactly do we mean by spinny stuff
365 degree jujistu kicks to the face
gloomy lance
i actually made a weapon for john
what if we made this guy make katars so we could turn into beyblades
restive barn
axe of malicious intent
torn narwhal
365 degree jujistu kicks to the face
oh that's dumb. only even a think in halfsword cause of a lack of momentum caps
shell bronze
there's no conventional sabre techniques in HEMA that are particularly spinny
the moulinets and stuff
silent stag
also there's no point in risking your back by doing flashy spinny stuff when you...
unless you were using a big ass weapon like a zweihander or montante for crowd control
shell bronze
i don't mean full body spin
vital dagger
i don't mean full body spin
soft osprey
i actually made a weapon for john
Reminds me of escanor’s axe from seven deadly sins
torn narwhal
the moulinets and stuff
ah that's passe yeah.
restive barn
Reminds me of escanor’s axe from seven deadly sins
i dont watch anime
may i acquire an image
gloomy lance
i actually made a weapon for john
Is this based off the pic I showed u
or is that a diff one
torn narwhal
sabre masters in hema are really fun to watch. get absolutely destroyed by most longswords though.
restive barn
or is that a diff one
uh yes and no
torn narwhal
i hope we get a shashka :)
restive barn
it was intially based off the image
soft osprey
i dont watch anime
restive barn
this was the first iteration
shell bronze
sabre masters in hema are really fun to watch. get absolutely destroyed by most ...
me sticking rapier forward and simply walking in front of me
(he has no reach)
silent stag
uncle moai you're too old to watch japanese cartoons 😠
restive barn
this was the first iteration
but as you can see it slowly got bigger and bigger
torn narwhal
me sticking rapier forward and simply walking in front of me
you didn't specify you're walking torwards the enemy to be fair
velvet halo
i actually made a weapon for john
can i get one
shell bronze
you didn't specify you're walking torwards the enemy to be fair
thanks for helping me specify
velvet halo
can you send mje it
soft osprey
uncle moai you're too old to watch japanese cartoons 😠
Mother trucker anime was around before you were even born
torn narwhal
thanks for helping me specify
you hvae already been sidestepped and you are dead 5ever
silent stag
Mother trucker anime was around before you were even born
of course YOU know how long it's been around 😔
soft osprey
of course YOU know how long it's been around 😔
Ageism 😡
soft osprey
I hope you don’t know sign language 🖕 🖕 🖕
wheat leaf
the https://youtube.com/shorts/X_dszqnsq6o?si=DTx0MxDUuLtP_7Ka
Lil baby boy needa put some pep in his whacks
torn narwhal
the https://youtube.com/shorts/X_dszqnsq6o?si=DTx0MxDUuLtP_7Ka
peak rapier strat
round stone
Bro is acting like he has his 2 arms broken
silent stag
the https://youtube.com/shorts/X_dszqnsq6o?si=DTx0MxDUuLtP_7Ka
I knew the rapier was overpowered for duels but everyone called me crazy
wheat leaf
Gust of wind could blow that sword further off-line than his bats
silent stag
Bro is acting like he has his 2 arms broken
bro has the willusy out and is on his period
round stone
Gust of wind could blow that sword further off-line than his bats
guts of what?
shell bronze
rapier clears a lot of swords one on one unarmored combat
restive barn
can i get one
do you not have a blue longsword alr
torn narwhal
(some) rapiers have reach advantage even against (some) longswords depending on your body dynamics if you're able to blade your stance torwards your enemy
devout fjord
wheat leaf
guts of what?
GUTS OF BERK🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
silent stag
rapier clears a lot of swords one on one unarmored combat
bro you should've checked the chat yesterday
they were shitting on the rapier
shell bronze
mfs trying not to get poked by the rapier with their favorite sword
solid lichen
bring back headbutting.
silent stag
(some) rapiers have reach advantage even against (some) longswords depending on ...
yes king
wheat leaf
It’s balls in halfsword tho
shell bronze
Lil baby boy needa put some pep in his whacks
that's false edge hema bro he's goated
wheat leaf
Base game rapier or modded
hasty blade
ken i get oen too. pleees pierrre i neeeeed zis. my dad is kinda homeless. and i live with my dad.
shell bronze
Base game rapier or modded
game got no rapier
solid lichen
weapon pack 4 coming soon...
silent stag
bring back headbutting.
there is headbutting, most of my defeats were by npcs getting too close and headbutting me
wheat leaf
Why can enhancer spawn one
torn narwhal
to be fair the rapier in halfsword is like a weird smallsword. im sure it's based on a historical sword but im not really sure which type.
silent stag
Why can enhancer spawn one
huh?
devout fjord
shell bronze
it's more like an arming sword
wheat leaf
Like a side sword imo
torn narwhal
it's more like an arming sword
shorter than an arming sword tbf though isnt it
silent stag
to be fair the rapier in halfsword is like a weird smallsword. im sure it's base...
but there is no rapier? 🤔
solid lichen
What you know about the death roll
torn narwhal
it's called a rapier in the game files
shell bronze
weird
wheat leaf
I agree it’s just not a good rapier at all, but it is a rapier
silent stag
ohh I remember the "rapier" the game has
solid lichen
who remembers when you clicked to menu your game froze
silent stag
the game's rapier is a thick shortsword with rings
torn narwhal
Like a side sword imo
even a sidesword would be longer though
silent stag
lol
round stone
wheat leaf
Yeah it’s just a stabbing arming sword ngl
devout fjord
wheat leaf
The fuck is that
shell bronze
sword users encountering the most basic ass pike
gloomy lance
silent stag
The fuck is that
hornet's weapon
devout fjord
ive done worse
torn narwhal
to be fair i think the exclusion of rapiers might be because two very important things for rapier combat aren't in the game yet: bladed stance and blade flex.
restive barn
lmfao
sleek gull
torn narwhal
idk if blade flex is planned but it's a pretty important thing to differentiate certain types of weapons
shrewd fable
what the hell bro this stuff is rigged 😭😭😭😭😭
torn narwhal
like estocs and longswords
shadow badger
literally 1984
vital dagger
me after realising how much work i gotta study start to finish the night before the final exam:
shrewd fable
the one time i get a good r8un on ultimate challenge i get a FATAL ERROR!!!
WHAT IS THIS!!
round stone
bonk
shell bronze
to be fair i think the exclusion of rapiers might be because two very important ...
yeah willie can't fence for shit one handed without a shield
restive barn
restive barn
Gimme gimme
youll have to wait for pack 4 like the rest of us
gloomy lance
ur not a real hs player if u don't have a random picture of a mangled dismembered Willie in ur camera roll
wheat leaf
I been fuckin w the viciousweaponpack cup hilt rapier, its slightly too long but still fun, hell it fights more like a saber to fight with
wheat leaf
youll have to wait for pack 4 like the rest of us
ILL WAIT
torn narwhal
just got automodded for the craziest thing lol
i guess i cant specify what
i dont even think it's an nsfw term
restive barn
I been fuckin w the viciousweaponpack cup hilt rapier, its slightly too long but...
for some reason the stabby system in this game sucks
torn narwhal
fujoshis on life support
silent stag
to be fair i think the exclusion of rapiers might be because two very important ...
it's not getting added because it's too modern for the game, but they could add something like in the photo
wheat leaf
for some reason the stabby system in this game sucks
Stabs are goated, but 1h just doesn’t have the support it seems, like 2h sword and polearm works fairly good
torn narwhal
it's not getting added because it's too modern for the game, but they could add ...
what ?
what's not getting added because it's too modern
you just posted a picture of a rapier
wheat leaf
We ain’t adding rapiers cause they are TOO NEW
But we can add this rapier tho
silent stag
you just posted a picture of a rapier
it's like a rapier but spanish and older
round stone
Brutal
torn narwhal
i mean by the 15th century there were many unique variations of the rapier
wheat leaf
Ik this is supposed to be German game but the Spanish rapier would prob do better than any Italian one
torn narwhal
it wasn't REALLY popularised until the 16th century but in the late 15th century it'd already developed significantly
round stone
have you pulled one of these yet
LMFAO
torn narwhal
Ik this is supposed to be German game but the Spanish rapier would prob do bette...
why does everyone speak english ?
round stone
"Have you pulled one of these yet?"
torn narwhal
in the game
spark axle
I been fuckin w the viciousweaponpack cup hilt rapier, its slightly too long but...
Try the smallsword in my Deullist pack, it's a little bit shorter than a rapier
gloomy lance
Try the smallsword in my Deullist pack, it's a little bit shorter than a rapier
I love ur weapons pack
so peak
spark axle
Thank you!
gloomy lance
I love the saber too
torn narwhal
i'd really like a shashka actually
spark axle
Yeah I was particularly proud of that sabre
torn narwhal
when did the western european sabre originate
round stone
The spear user when I pull the secret lotus on his ahh
torn narwhal
i think we're late enough that that's possible in the future
fickle roost
ho do i get the game
gloomy lance
Thank you!
augh I just love stepping back and slicing the Willie's throat using a saber
silent stag
Ik this is supposed to be German game but the Spanish rapier would prob do bette...
I think they're going to add spanish stuff too
Or might have misread something idk
torn narwhal
eek! nvm western european sabres originated in the 17th century
still
shashki or polish or turkish sabre-like designs are possible
shadow badger
Yeah I was particularly proud of that sabre
are you the guy who made the training weapons pack?
spark axle
augh I just love stepping back and slicing the Willie's throat using a saber
You'd probably enjoy the Messer from my most recent pack, it handles quite similarly to the sabre but it's a bit shorter so it makes grapples easier
gloomy lance
this is really fun to do, someone teach this guy about mods
buddy thought I was letting him live
spark axle
are you the guy who made the training weapons pack?
Yessir
shadow badger
goated pack
wheat leaf
I think they're going to add spanish stuff too
id hope so, im just saying the spanish fencing style would work better in this game's engine i think
spark axle
Ty
gloomy lance
You'd probably enjoy the Messer from my most recent pack, it handles quite simil...
ooh I think I've tried it already
torn narwhal
my hot take is i think scimitars and similar blades with extremely aggressive curvature look stupid
silent stag
my hot take is i think scimitars and similar blades with extremely aggressive cu...
I agree
torn narwhal
i like a gentle curve in my cutting weapons
silent stag
Waitt
silent stag
my hot take is i think scimitars and similar blades with extremely aggressive cu...
Isnt the S word a slur
wheat leaf
like this rapier is great, but its better used with cuts and thrusts not just thrusts cause they are balls
torn narwhal
Isnt the S word a slur
stupid ?
vapid quarry
like this rapier is great, but its better used with cuts *and* thrusts not just ...
where the fuck do you people find these weapons??
spark axle
where the fuck do you people find these weapons??
Nexus
round stone
"cool duo poses to try with your bro"
vapid quarry
crazy
wheat leaf
where the fuck do you people find these weapons??
viciousweaponpack2 iirc
vapid quarry
i just cannot bear
torn narwhal
Scimitar
no ?
i mean it can be considered reductionist i guess
since it's kind of groups in a bunch of variations of sword
shadow badger
alternate universe slur
spark axle
why is your messer so short
Messer literally means knife
wheat leaf
why is your messer so short
i ask myself the same thing every day..
torn narwhal
that's the bit
restive barn
Messer literally means knife
i was j'kidding
torn narwhal
like this rapier is great, but its better used with cuts *and* thrusts not just ...
to be fair that's just how rapier duels are actually conducted
round stone
dafuq
wheat leaf
to be fair that's just how rapier duels are actually conducted
italian rapier fencing tends to focus even more on the thrust tho
from what i understand at least im no professional
silent stag
like this rapier is great, but its better used with cuts *and* thrusts not just ...
This rapier is so dull it makes me cry
wheat leaf
This rapier is so dull it makes me cry
nah i gotta put damage to near 0 is all
the thing about being good at stabs is that willies die abnormally easily from them
silent stag
I meant that rapier didnt cut shit
wheat leaf
its a thin light blade, it rarely ever dismembers but can still hit arteries
silent stag
its a thin light blade, it rarely ever dismembers but can still hit arteries
Ye but in the video it was just a metal bar atp
💔
wheat leaf
i really wish i could find a way to get that weapon onto a peasant or commoner willie, i dont really like fighting in armor against unarmored
spark axle
It's also worth noting that most rapier duels were to first blood or satisfaction, so you didn't really need to cleave someone in half with the cut, a small cut to the wrists is enough
restive barn
aw man i ripped off his voice box
torn narwhal
i really wish i could find a way to get that weapon onto a peasant or commoner w...
if you're using selection you can always just save it, use a UE .sav editor, copy the weapon section and paste it into the weapon section of an unarmoured kit
restive barn
how is he going to pronounce his voiced uvular trill now
wheat leaf
if you're using selection you can always just save it, use a UE .sav editor, cop...
idk about that whole editing part
torn narwhal
like you don't know how to do it or
wheat leaf
im tech illiterate beyond dragging anddropping files
torn narwhal
if you send the .sav files for both of the kits ill kitbash them
it'll take like 2 minutes
mental kelp
Go into game with the weapon, leave to menu. Go to settings, load kit with good armor, leave settings, play and save
wheat leaf
ehhhh its someone elses mod though i dont wanna just rip it out of the pack for myself
spark axle
i really wish i could find a way to get that weapon onto a peasant or commoner w...
My historical weapons pack has a rapier with light clothing btw
Not to take away from bitter relative, his mods are great
wheat leaf
My historical weapons pack has a rapier with light clothing btw
👉 👈 🥺 tryna send a link?
restive barn
👉 👈 🥺 tryna send a link?
its on nexus
spark axle
My rapier also has a parrying dagger but dual wielding in this game sucks so it's mostly just to look pretty
wheat leaf
valid
fickle roost
how can i get teh game
vital perch
how can i get teh game
on steam , half sword demo
wheat leaf
gonna go drop a load in the porcelain abode then try these weapons
restive barn
gn chat
round stone
hes actually tyring to grab it
shell bronze
gonna go drop a load in the porcelain abode then try these weapons
needless euphemism
astral raven
aw man i ripped off his voice box
we not gonna talk about bro wearing a chain mail shirt??
mental kelp
Playing it now
torn narwhal
yeah it released last month
astral raven
bro how does he have chainmail ??
split crescent
You lied to me
wheat leaf
needless euphemism
I was just tryna be funny
torn narwhal
halfsword's literally been out for 4 billion years
inner raven
halfsword's literally been out for 4 billion years
Games with small publishers take a fair while to enter Early Access due to funding and what not
inner raven
Early access isn’t out, the demo is
wheat leaf
it's been out for 4 billion years
Forgot halfsword predates the solar system
astral raven
all were waiting on is for them to finish stuff for Ea and were prettly close
im guessing itll be $25
humble iris
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/106?tab=images
this pack is tuff
rapid vigil
what yall think of my #photography📷
barren vine
cs2 market crashed also tanked russian economy
humble iris
i use it
jolly scarab
When did halfswords demo release
deft trellis
do you guys think ppl Who played it since the close beta could get it for free?
humble iris
do you guys think ppl Who played it since the close beta could get it for free?
probably not
barren vine
do you guys think ppl Who played it since the close beta could get it for free?
prolly not considering you've had like 4 years to play the game for free
and can continue to do so
spark axle
this pack is tuff
Thanks chief
deft trellis
prolly not considering you've had like 4 years to play the game for free
thats true
humble iris
Thanks chief
your very welcome
spark axle
your very welcome
What's your favorite in the pack? I didn't end up getting much feedback this time around so it's good to hear what folk liked
humble iris
What's your favorite in the pack? I didn't end up getting much feedback this tim...
i have to look at the names of the weapons really quick
deft trellis
but like for the support, feedback, etc. I had it in my steam library like since 2022-early 2023
humble iris
one sec
devout fjord
deft trellis
i think it could be a cool form to thank us all
humble iris
the montante is deff one of my favorites out of the entire pack
barren vine
but like for the support, feedback, etc. I had it in my steam library like since...
all optional btw
deft trellis
ik
humble iris
2nd favorite would probably be the rapier and parrying dagger
spark axle
the montante is deff one of my favorites out of the entire pack
Makes sense, it's probably the thing I put most effort into
deft trellis
i mean im not trying to get if for free, i proly buy it tho
humble iris
Makes sense, it's probably the thing I put most effort into
i also just really enjoy longswords lmao
humble iris
2nd favorite would probably be the rapier and parrying dagger
3rd would be the katzbalgers
rapid vigil
candlestick is so broken for the tier of weapon its considered to be
spark axle
i also just really enjoy longswords lmao
That's fair, it's the best weapons class in the game imo
humble iris
That's fair, it's the best weapons class in the game imo
yeah
cant beat a good ol sword
devout fjord
spark axle
3rd would be the katzbalgers
I'm gonna be uploading a special load out soon with a zweihander and katzbalger which you'll probably enjoy, just needs a bit more work to get the outfit looking good
grave sierra
dude i freaking love chopping off heads
sand herald
humble iris
I'm gonna be uploading a special load out soon with a zweihander and katzbalger ...
zweihander is gonna go hard 🙏
im looking forward to it
signal wedge
im looking forward to it
spark axle
It's basically the same as the montante, just slightly reworked for balance and the materials are changed around a bit
vital perch
spark axle
Still can't find a way to get proper parrying lugs for a zweihander so it's as good as I can do atm
humble iris
im sure itd still turn out well
tender quest
gremlin dog
devout fjord
i have some fire pics i take
the mods are slow so thats why there is slowmode
dark folio
wish there was no photography chat slowmode
You sure
dull iron
reverse grip a shield is the new meta
