halfsword-chat-⚔

[azure mirage]

dm me

[shell bronze]

there's a balance

[azure mirage]

send me the crash logs twin... im starving

[shell bronze]

too short and it's garbage (mine)

too long and it's clumsy

[eternal olive]

yo hurry and release the game its taking too long

[shell bronze]

the high tier bastard swords are the best balance

[azure mirage]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

[shell bronze]

they are genuinely overpowered

[faint crater]

yeah i'm probably at the too short rn

[azure mirage]

you're too short too

[kindred cairn]

GRAHHH IT IS THE LAST 3 MONTHSS

PLEASEE

[azure mirage]

so

[shell bronze]

great balance, great striking power, firm, good handguard

[azure mirage]

doesn't change like anything

[shell bronze]

let me show you an example

[kindred cairn]

I NEED THISS

[faint crater]

i'm actually pretty tall for my sex lol

[shell bronze]

you can fight knights with these bitches

[azure mirage]

games probably releasing umm November something

that's my guess

[azure mirage]

you're a girl????

🥺

I always thought you were a 6'2 guy... nvm....

[shell bronze]

@faint crater

[shell bronze]

that would be me

[azure mirage]

you're 2'6

[faint crater]

niceee

[shell bronze]

slander on my name is crazy

[astral raven]

It’s so fucking annoying, I don’t know what it’s called but the position he takes on the right side with the sword pointed forwards is so finicky, he hates to do that one

[shell bronze]

yeah try them

[faint crater]

but it will make me worse

[azure mirage]

rowy you still didn't confirm the allegations

what are tou

[faint crater]

i still can't perfectly riposte every parry. i need to practice

[azure mirage]

and how tall

[faint crater]

i'm 5'11

[azure mirage]

genero

gender

what

[faint crater]

i'm nb but afab

[azure mirage]

what

[faint crater]

lmfao ill dm u

[azure mirage]

ookay

should I be concerned why are you dming me tgis

[shell bronze]

row is actually confessing to crimes

[faint crater]

yeah i've actually trespassed before sorrrry

[azure mirage]

rowy literally confessed to me

THEIR past is gorile.....

[faint crater]

it's not that deep

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1424552521635991582/6364321.MP4?ex=68fac6ec&is=68f9756c&hm=2c6afca77ed6ed110f660249a02a3178fdaff0ca7ff9cb18ec4c62966db677a2&

[azure mirage]

as deep as the Mariana trench btw

27 murders ...

[shell bronze]

wtf

ban

[azure mirage]

you're gonna be the 28tg

[astral raven]

training for the annual willie axe throwing tournament

[mental kelp]

So far it’s looking grim

[faint crater]

nice

[astral raven]

(im goin to lose)

[azure mirage]

AVI

@astral raven You.

Dms.

[astral raven]

uh okay?

[daring kestrel]

c

[azure mirage]

c

[daring kestrel]

c

[pearl belfry]

Yo chat when this game finna come out

[astral raven]

Never

Just pretend it’ll come out in 6 months and then be pleasantly surprised when it’s earlier than that

[azure mirage]

paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known

[azure mirage]

lowkey

ydo this

[astral raven]

Why do this? Or you do this

[azure mirage]

do that

[astral raven]

Oh yeah, I’ve just been kinda ignoring the game or not checking the server as much because I really want ea and patience has never been my thing

[shell bronze]

the cb club grows

are these what they call opps

[azure mirage]

yea

it's a 50/50 between clueless beater and crab boil

i think it's crab boil atp

[onyx pasture]

Cool beans

[simple vale]

lifted off the ground with a stab

[shell bronze]

this compilation for the real ones

[azure mirage]

you can add C.B to your user too

[shell bronze]

@faint crater @sleek gull @naive holly @wheat leaf

[mental kelp]

Clueless edits is crazy

[azure mirage]

how bored was this guy while doing this 😭😭😭😭

it's not even that bad that's the worst part

[shell bronze]

extremely

[faint crater]

haha

nice

[shell bronze]

low quality edits for when i want a break from half sword but not entirely

[azure mirage]

@quartz totem

[shell bronze]

and for break i mean like 15 minutes of throwing clips together

[astral raven]

I think I should just go back to playing Lego games because I’m pissed at normal games rn

[azure mirage]

on god!!!

[astral raven]

Play some Lego Harry Potter or sum

[grim ether]

is there autoparry in this game

[astral raven]

Stalker 2 really pissed me off and ruined the rest of my night when it comes to games 😂

[grim ether]

how does the autoparry work?

[mental kelp]

It’s a circle around the center of the player

Small circle

[azure mirage]

oh my god

[mental kelp]

And when a weapon gets close it kind of changes the orientation a bit to match a parry

And moves the arms a bit too

[grim ether]

so it automatically does it

moves ur arms

[mental kelp]

Yea

[astral raven]

That’s only if you are in the correct position

[grim ether]

wdym

[shell bronze]

it also pisses people off more than it helps

[astral raven]

If your sword is on the complete opposite side of where his is coming then it’s not going to do anything

You have to already be in a position where you’re gonna block the strike

[shell bronze]

it tries to help what you already try to do basically

[azure mirage]

Remove autoparry mod in nexus

[grim ether]

oh ok\

[shell bronze]

smartest half sword ai

[shell bronze]

fell for the same trick twice award

[azure mirage]

holy christ frankkie

Frankie's been on a murder spree recently

I'm slightly concerned

[muted aspen]

the tongue...

[devout fjord]

im not done yet

[shell bronze]

bro thought he could feint me

[azure mirage]

why how

[devout fjord]

?

[azure mirage]

what do you mean you're not done yet 😭

[wheat leaf]

archer organ

[azure mirage]

oh my god Frankie

[muted aspen]

... and what did you do to his other eyeball?

[devout fjord]

i removed his entire back because i simply can

[shell bronze]

the shit frankie be doing for no reason in particular

[devout fjord]

look at his organ system :D

[devout fjord]

nah thats too harmless

i wouldnt do it that sloppy and unfinished

[azure mirage]

YEAG

[azure mirage]

oh my god

[muted aspen]

I swear to god Im getting worse at this game

[azure mirage]

happens to everyone at one point

[shell bronze]

epic bind

[azure mirage]

do you have any fail clips

[shell bronze]

depends on what you constitute as fail

[azure mirage]

dying

[shell bronze]

if it means taking any kind of damage there's a lot

dying is very rare in commoner

veteran+ i start to die a bit more often

[novel reef]

Is there any way to increase view distance in the abyss? It feeling so claustrophobic actually just makes me skip out

[azure mirage]

probably disable fog? that's about it

[novel reef]

I did, damn okay

Its literally just the jumpscare of not seeing folk until theyre already on me

[azure mirage]

LOL

[azure mirage]

you can get an idea of where they are if you hold m1 so u can lock to people as soon as they spawn @novel reef

[azure mirage]

not a single clip?

[shell bronze]

unless it's genuinely a diabolical death then i just don't bother clipping

i don't clip skill issues

[azure mirage]

did u get any diabolical deaths

[shell bronze]

no i die boring deaths

[wheat leaf]

sometimes its too laughable not to

[azure mirage]

clip next death

[shell bronze]

i'm not bad enough at the game to get killed in crazy ways anymore

[azure mirage]

yeah

[shell bronze]

ok

[wheat leaf]

the smallest contact possible

[shell bronze]

lmao @ fodder

one handed weapon user vs the esteemed menuchi:

hidari-kote strike ❤️

[restive barn]

gm

heres a big ass blade

[signal wedge]

robothawk2uh

[wheat leaf]

do you know if t3 can spawn w actual longswords or just bastard swords?

[restive barn]

i think js bastard swords

[wheat leaf]

pret sure your right yeah

[restive barn]

anyway

these big ass blades grow from 130 cm to 192.5 cm

their handles vary in length and its basically an upscaled t2 longswprd

[azure mirage]

@mint ermine

can't wait to see killa

[faint crater]

do you feel so tuff

[faint crater]

https://tenor.com/view/serb-tank-gif-17990376

thats how i would feel

[azure mirage]

om gawd

[restive barn]

these big ass blades are not a new weapon but rather a modifcation of the T2 longsword

[shell bronze]

only bastards

[shell bronze]

always

[faint crater]

poor ai

funny

[shell bronze]

bro imagine if the ai could actually defend like this every time

[faint crater]

when is this from

[shell bronze]

wip

[azure mirage]

yesterday

it was posted in wip

deleted

[faint crater]

would be bonkers

oop

[shell bronze]

he literally deflects and immediately goes for a stab with the dagger

[faint crater]

yeah fr

[shell bronze]

this battle iq better be implemented in early access

[faint crater]

the video stopped loading at the perfect spot

[shell bronze]

i remember when left sided strikes were the most difficult to defend against

now the only one i don't parry/counter attack from is from bottom right

[shell bronze]

perfect parry

[faint crater]

see clueless, i still get stuck or just mess up the riposte somehow

[shell bronze]

you back away from blocks like those

[faint crater]

the tip of the handgauard lol

[faint crater]

yeah u right

[shell bronze]

he had too much strength and overpowered what you put up against him

[faint crater]

i get too greedy

[shell bronze]

consider those good blocks but not a good way to parry

they look cool in clips anyways, especially if you end up killing the guy after

[wheat leaf]

the lion does not show weakness when his liver has been split open

[mental kelp]

Thank the stars for Willie’s non rigidity

Literally walked right into a thrust and it bounced off

[wheat leaf]

not so much as a flinch xD

[shell bronze]

least blatantly telegraphed one hand attack

[mental kelp]

He shoulda came with the dagger

Peak misdirection

[faint crater]

My guilty pleasure is that this is truly how I enjoy playing the game sometimes

its just sm fun to throw shit and make it a combo

[shell bronze]

window s

[placid coyote]

half the sword half the bored

[faint crater]

its alt dudde

alt and i think s

yeah

[mental kelp]

Elite players change the key bind every time

[faint crater]

alt s makes the soound so whenever i use poles i try to incorporate alt into swings and shit and ill press s and im done

it makes the annoying ass sounds

[shell bronze]

get tf off my sword damn

[wheat leaf]

why willie acting like he didnt know what would happen

[devout fjord]

clueless u should really put more effort into executing them, even if they die js keep slashing at them

kills are good

but its like eating your dinner half way

[shell bronze]

that was fun about 300 hours ago iwl

[wheat leaf]

you have to make them unrecognizable to the authorities clueless

your leaving too many trails

[devout fjord]

yea

[wheat leaf]

the loose ends are adding up, they're onto you

[devout fjord]

like how tf do you expect people wanting to recognize their loved ones dead bodies???

[devout fjord]

id rather see my mom faceless in her death than to see her face dead

dont worry about the process worry about if they can find the body or not

[wheat leaf]

aight bro-

[shell bronze]

mfs got me doing ghost of yotei kill animations

[slender hull]

tf

[shell bronze]

so unrefined and brutish

[devout fjord]

ye

[wheat leaf]

look how he dropped to one knee like he boutta ponder
he is NOT the thinker anymore

[devout fjord]

the videos are boring because of no skinning after their deaths

and

you gotta make sure their dead

like you wanna leave a hurt willy free?

the pain they gotta deal with after exiting the arena will last forever till death

especially amuptations

so kill them

make sure they are 100% dead

cannot be revived

[shell bronze]

me when the duel is not honorable

[wheat leaf]

that was actually clean as hell

satifying watch

[torn narwhal]

well i now have custom colors on my presets

[shell bronze]

i can take on virtually any vanilla niche/playstyle in this game

[torn narwhal]

this was a use of time

[shell bronze]

i just choose one of the most technically challenging ones to do because it looks good and showcases control

[torn narwhal]

idk if i'll bother doing it for t3 cause i think the doublets look kinda stoopid

[wheat leaf]

i started using the bastard sword again tn its a really smooth weapon

[devout fjord]

please make sure they die and not make it slow

[wheat leaf]

idk the guard positions just feel intuitive

[devout fjord]

you arent listening

ur clueless

[shell bronze]

the conditions of your victims tell a different story

[devout fjord]

each and every willy has a story on how they end up in the arena with me

their endings all are the same

[devout fjord]

is bro even listening

[wheat leaf]

oh btw clueless do you find any difference between the bastard sword tiers? or just cosmetic change

[shell bronze]

massive difference

high tier bastard handles better, cuts better, bludgeons better

and is faster

[wheat leaf]

oh really ok

you just use t1?

[devout fjord]

clueless do a kill like this or ur trash at halfsword

[shell bronze]

i use the shittiest shortest t1 bastard sword to make a statement

[wheat leaf]

good man

[shell bronze]

skinning dead helpless people isn't a statement of skill either

[devout fjord]

how do you think they die?

by my hands

and skinning is just the passion of it

like this

he dies to my skill

pays the price of not having a face

[torn narwhal]

longsword tiers are identical i assume

[shell bronze]

any fool can swing a weapon and kill his fellow man

[torn narwhal]

the components are the same

[devout fjord]

so your saying everyone doesnt actually have skill?

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-str8-lacking-kato-gif-9371728474647510227

[shell bronze]

the elite do so with grace and style

[devout fjord]

call me king

[shell bronze]

honorless barbarians care not the manner in which their enemy falls

and you, sire, fall into the latter category with utmost suredness

[devout fjord]

how can i be suredness if i do it quick and painless?

you take ur time torturing them

you dont try to kill them quickly

you make them suffer

i do my honor by making it painless

you do it carelessly by making it painful

just because you have more style doesnt mean slower deaths mean better skill

the quicker the job

the better

and it especially gives you honor as a killing machine

0 mercy for the cowards

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/hit-on-the-head-emoji-bat-gif-15059031914441491340

[devout fjord]

so give my style a try, no pain just killing

[pearl belfry]

PRECIATE

[tough hollow]

Bros an alien 👽 👽 😭

👽 👽

[shell bronze]

unnecessary iaido

[faint crater]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[worthy folio]

bro am i crazy or was there a customization teaser

i cant find it now

[shell bronze]

it's way up in #work-in-progress

[torn narwhal]

customisation is in the game right now! all you need is two mods and a way to edit ue .sav files

very ez

[shell bronze]

that concludes half sword tonight

[gloomy lance]

wouldn't it be cool if they added a tavern map

also it would be fun if you could pick people up and slam them onto the ground as the baron

the dude's huge

and he carries a massive poleaxe

[wheat leaf]

im hoping for a casino 🤤

[vital perch]

baron got that huge poleaxe 🤤

[gloomy lance]

throwing willies into the machines

so peak

[vital perch]

dice in half sword would go crazy

[gloomy lance]

imagine getting chopped up by the baron's giant girthy poleaxe

🤤

[vital perch]

😍

i want baron to dominate me

[wheat leaf]

nah what if that was a gamemode, you vs ai willie, 2 weapons. whoever wins dice gets first pick on weapon before duel

[gloomy lance]

baron fanart

[vital perch]

sledge queen my beloved

[gloomy lance]

peak roblox knowledge

[vital perch]

i'm probably getting banned for this

[wheat leaf]

nahhhh

theres no staff rn

[vital perch]

rn

[gloomy lance]

that feeling when you hit the juiciest spin kick to the head on a fully armored willie

[vital perch]

half naked spinjitsu master vs metal

[wheat leaf]

i never been able to hit those spinney moves much

[gloomy lance]

wouldn't it be fun if half sword didnt fix the wrestling glitches

[vital perch]

i despise those honestly

[wheat leaf]

half-spin kicks, like just to let the leg lift to head height

[gloomy lance]

willie tko by armbar

submission*

[mental kelp]

What about metal spinjitsu

[vital perch]

death

[gloomy lance]

have you seen that dude on tiktok making all sorts of fancy moves

[vital perch]

you mean john half sword

[gloomy lance]

like he hits a spinkick on a sword he just dropped

and

hell yea

peak

[vital perch]

@sand herald get up you're the topic

[signal wedge]

Oh yeah.

THINK AGAIN

[sand herald]

sup guys

[wheat leaf]

EVERY TIME

[signal wedge]

YOURE ALL BANNED

[gloomy lance]

i love his hs enhancer vids when he jumps up into the air and flippin blows his brains out

[gloomy lance]

big fan bro

[vital perch]

NOOOOOO 😭

[wheat leaf]

idk what actives staff everytime i say theres none

[sand herald]

wanna see an unreleased clip

[wheat leaf]

always appear within 5 min

[vital perch]

i'm gonna tell galaxy how mean you are :(

[signal wedge]

care to explain yourself

[gloomy lance]

also i cant figure out how to make my 2400 dps mouse make me spin at 10000 mph after i spinkick a dude

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[gloomy lance]

sure

[vital perch]

you got no proof

[wheat leaf]

your honor theres a gas leak and your seeing things

[gloomy lance]

sir who are you replying to

[gloomy lance]

thats an invisible message

[vital perch]

must've been the wind

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[gloomy lance]

peak

[wheat leaf]

not my smoothest, willie did kinda a funny springy motion tho

[signal wedge]

hmmmm

[wheat leaf]

put it in the history books

[signal wedge]

curious curious

[vital perch]

i knew you'd do it

[signal wedge]

hehehe

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-disappear-bye-felicia-bye-spectro-gif-4780633

[gloomy lance]

are u possibly gonna ask ghost if u can post ur modded hse to nexus mods

its so peak bro

[vital perch]

photoshop

trust

[signal wedge]

8 billion years on Valorant

[gloomy lance]

your honor that's shadowclone jutsu

[vital perch]

anything but valorant 😔 🙏

[wheat leaf]

those dang ai generations are getting advanced these days

[signal wedge]

and you can only play with eboys who deepen their voices and deny they deepen it

[vital perch]

your honor it was a prank

[vital perch]

PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT 😔

🙏

[gloomy lance]

imagine going into a game of multiplayer halfsword but you see @sand herald is the dude ur up against ( yk ur cooked )

[vital perch]

i mean , i suppose i'd have like..30% win odds?

[gloomy lance]

no i mean

jhs at 1% of his power

the dude could pick you up without problem amd brutally beat you to death

am i lowkey glazing john

[vital perch]

a single hit from a mace unarmored is enough to stun you and follow up with a kill/KK

[gloomy lance]

true

if the dude locks in he could probably snap your ankle by stomping on your foot

idk how the guy spins at 10000 meters a second

[vital perch]

he has a good gaming chair

trust

[gloomy lance]

i know he modded half sword enhancer

i just cant prove it

[vital perch]

it's obvious

not that we complain tho

i edited one of his clips and it got pinned

[shadow badger]

i have finally found a use for daggers, you can easily stab their armpits by grabbing their hand with your offhand and stabbing it

[vital perch]

POV: you ask for directions in london

[gloomy lance]

ur so merciless bro

[gloomy lance]

atleast crouch down and slash their ankles first

then slit their wrists open

and stab them in the shoulder before stabbing into the armpit

[gloomy lance]

that was clean

[wheat leaf]

thrusts seem to aim straighter from left stance

[gloomy lance]

are the devs gonna add more maps in full release

[wheat leaf]

check #announcements theres pictures of the new maps

[shell bronze]

hence why switching hands before alt is a good idea

[shadow badger]

its just going to be the same arena but night time

arena from the demo (real)

[gloomy lance]

peak map making

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430761884210167828/2524FE1.MP4?ex=68faf457&is=68f9a2d7&hm=d46a8e15d9902fa9db749968195e3e9e049779c12240ef6e88b234ea1bba33b9&

[gloomy lance]

anybody know where i can find that one mma arena mod

i wanna pull out my jon jones style in an actual arena

[shadow badger]

pull out the jon jones style by downloading the map and not playing it

[wheat leaf]

im curious do you hold alt position and wait to thrust or just tap it while scrolling up?

ive been doing the first one this whole time but im now finding success in the latter

[gloomy lance]

sounds kinda peak ngl

[shell bronze]

i dont use alt outside of grab and stabs

when i say shit is ass shit is absolutely ass

[wheat leaf]

oh ok

i 100% prefer mouse, im just tryna learn to utilize as much as i can

[shell bronze]

only time i use alt is for when i grab the other guy with my left hand

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429716513635700766/14A5461.MP4?ex=68fb1b43&is=68f9c9c3&hm=12ad3d4ed4e58fbf4ea3761533f620261c880bfd701853bba8521a712ef1cb44&

[wheat leaf]

never thought to try that

[gloomy lance]

quick question, when i'm using hse to jump real high and slam a dude into the ground, why does it crash?

[shadow badger]

mod crashes are freaky

[vital perch]

@young saffron can confirm

[shell bronze]

careful with jokes like these

[vital perch]

he aint wrong tho

[wheat leaf]

want me to delete it?

[shell bronze]

to be on the safe side yes

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430761363629670430/56CB1E1.MP4?ex=68faf3db&is=68f9a25b&hm=87ca9733bb1db1f702cd99e244786448f3e4c05f2408cbde2993764aedc75ca5&

[shadow badger]

I LOVE HALFSWORD GRAAAAHHHHHHH

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430772874674966528/4B9D401.MP4?ex=68fafe93&is=68f9ad13&hm=5a673c4396cc7c982d36f67d057d051130e60dc160cc4d835611f3e42a7647da&

[vital perch]

bro got humilitated by losing his hat

[wheat leaf]

he sounded sadder on that hit

[vital perch]

aura stolen

[wheat leaf]

just anotha day for anotha willie

[shell bronze]

those who get touched by my crimson blade

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430773225897332829/67EE001.MP4?ex=68fafee7&is=68f9ad67&hm=743642806c4775eff20d4301a0d3ce145443d572a2a378664df1c72a1ae7b2f0&

[vital perch]

btw fun fact: you can forge a sword out of human blood if you get enough

probably explains why yours is red

[mental kelp]

should I join the evil anti clueless gang

[vital perch]

evil and intimidating gang

[wheat leaf]

can anyone explain this extraterrestrial phenominom

[shell bronze]

you were a part of that since before the term was even coined

might as well join the bandwagon now

[vital perch]

he was casting a spell

[wheat leaf]

i cast; fart way other there

[vital perch]

I CAST

Connected , no internet

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430779253787594823/4A43801.MP4?ex=68fb0484&is=68f9b304&hm=8b25b4c2afe12c9fbc32476db371c433068457d86e259f9703648f396a5c53f0&

[wheat leaf]

hey i was watching that

[mental kelp]

Same

[gloomy lance]

the aliens are about to send their strongest warrior to fight you brotorcycle

[wheat leaf]

[gloomy lance]

ur dead

[shell bronze]

wrong repost

[vital perch]

bro's gonna repost any clip and people are going to watch it anyway

true aurafarming

[timber topaz]

YEs

We have hypothesised that clueless actually doesnt even have half sword installed anymore

[shell bronze]

my clips are curated to be fun and satisfying watches

unless specifically hinted at otherwise

[timber topaz]

Clueless

[shell bronze]

yes

[timber topaz]

Then post them on pissing tiktok lol

[shell bronze]

i would rather die

[mental kelp]

If clueless told me he only had one clip ever I would believe it

[vital perch]

even better , reddit

[shell bronze]

i keep myself as a local legend in halfcord

[shell bronze]

none actually

[timber topaz]

Ill take a page from your playbook

Ill respost them onto my tiktok

[shell bronze]

i outsource my clips to some nolife in another country and pretend i have skill

[shell bronze]

shiii by all means

get you some brownie points

[timber topaz]

Lmao

[shell bronze]

nope not thst one

[timber topaz]

Im in the game I dont think I need any brownie points lmao

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430761608862240893/7208AC1.MP4?ex=68faf415&is=68f9a295&hm=b0bbb22d019fe9c2a358dfdd2880ee06e98529fb284c836af0a6e4589460a33e&

[shell bronze]

not in its current state

prefarm 🔥

[timber topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[vital perch]

i should repost some of my clips too ngl

[timber topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/toby-cry-phone-spider-man-cry-phone-spider-man-phone-toby-phone-gif-12875606672124040541

[shell bronze]

i repost my clips to let my greatness be shown to a wider audience

[mental kelp]

just make new clips 🥀

[timber topaz]

actually. Clueless do you have any clips without gore?

[mental kelp]

gottem typing some shit up

[shell bronze]

for i am halfcord's premiere superstar and no amount of blue collar work or worldly responsibilities will stop me from echo chambering my way into being one of the GOATs of current half sword

[timber topaz]

Hes FUMING

[shell bronze]

that boy got no keyboard

he won't be making any new hs7-contending mace clips for a good while

[shell bronze]

sad to say 🥀

[vital perch]

😔

the only way i can aurafarm rn is reposting

[shell bronze]

what i want to see from you is some unarmored/lesser armored gameplay and brave stands frl

[timber topaz]

Clueless, what do you want your accreditation to be in the videos

[vital perch]

how about that one commoner mace clip

[shell bronze]

only my ultimate challenge clips

[shell bronze]

some guy in half sword discord

[shadow badger]

I think knight tier is basically impossible to lose unless some freak accident happen

[mental kelp]

Every tier

[shell bronze]

or if you let yourself get whacked in the head for whatever reason

[shadow badger]

i rarely find that to be the case, they aren't usually good enough to hit the head

[shell bronze]

now go and take this loadout to knight

[vital perch]

i will when i get a new keyboard

[shell bronze]

fighting uptier and winning often enough with no/minimal damage is always a good show of being goated

i believe in commoner vs the world

[vital perch]

i like to aurafarm with chain hit KOs

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428780395335520427/43F1561.MP4?ex=68faff2f&is=68f9adaf&hm=87faa362448fa1c686c4164f77e5ddb9cd63bbb227759c629d2bb34f8bb77111&

[vital perch]

alright calm down buddy i thought i was supposed to be the mace dude

[wheat leaf]

you ever play with lowered damage to get more hits in on combos?

[vital perch]

nah , 2-3 hits is just enough , anything above is boring

[shell bronze]

i am a master of all weapons one and two handed

[wheat leaf]

think so? just that sweet spot ig

[shell bronze]

clips get repetitive after a bit without spice

you can default to the 2-3 bonks but variety is what keeps the circus going

[wheat leaf]

i like trying to see how fast i can get those 2-3 hits without getting too flaily or wacky moving

[shell bronze]

that's why i change classes and weapons often

[vital perch]

i like doing one hit kills/KOs too

[shell bronze]

one hit kills are fun when they come from a clean block/parry

[vital perch]

what aboyt dodges

[shell bronze]

or if you score them against an uptier enemy without any armor of your own

and end up unscathed

[shell bronze]

circumstantial

[vital perch]

that's the point of dodging

[wheat leaf]

depending on the weapon matchup sometimes you gotta dodge lmao

[shell bronze]

if we talk in style/fun watch points exclusively dodging is only good if it's narrow or results in an against-the-odds kill

[vital perch]

i mean , what's the point of armor if i can just dodge , i might aswell play with commoner armor with my 2h mace

[wheat leaf]

dodges are good between parries or attacks tho, if added to a combo

[eager ferry]

does anyone else have issues when launching the game?

[vital perch]

no wait

[shell bronze]

then do so lmao

[vital perch]

bet

[shell bronze]

commoner vs high tier is an immediate boost to wow factor

[vital perch]

THIS is a good example of dodge + KO

[gloomy lance]

what did the tibetan monks teach this guy

[shell bronze]

i have a funner one https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1422836775050805319/5111E41.MP4?ex=68fb2082&is=68f9cf02&hm=e41b44bb039e6ba5703c64f26edcee1394297d60450a47af871ad59144246126&

[vital perch]

he taught the monks actually

[shell bronze]

everything

[wheat leaf]

smooooth

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430095599532773406/573EF11.MP4?ex=68fa8210&is=68f93090&hm=22e15271f0523a1acd8adcec794ce3d9c29aac425177c9431fdc6420a1d4f3f1&

[wheat leaf]

got this perfect timed taunt yesterday

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/i-took-that-personally-keegan-michael-key-saturday-night-live-personal-sensitive-gif-21648238

[wheat leaf]

it all lined up, holding axe high so he guards high, calling him a buffoon before feinting low to the nuts

🤌

[gloomy lance]

is the billhook okay

[wheat leaf]

billhook?

'ats me wee ol' axe right there

right propa friend of mine

[gloomy lance]

didja clean the bastard after ye tore the lad's balls off?

[wheat leaf]

this heres me billhook

[vital perch]

i love the 180 swings

[gloomy lance]

look in photography im gonna post smt rq

[wheat leaf]

not the craziest clip but i learned the 360 spins recently too

[vital perch]

wonderful

[gloomy lance]

now imagine halfsword ranked

who would lowkey win in a fight between u 2 @vital perch @wheat leaf

[wheat leaf]

I think he’d beat me in 1h all day

[vital perch]

i mean , like i said , a single blow to the head is enough for me to chain hits into a kill/KO

[wheat leaf]

I been really workin on my pole arms tho

You got better accuracy tho I’d say

[vital perch]

if i close distance you're cooked

[gloomy lance]

autumn if im not wrong excels more in bludgeons

joji is good at long distance

[wheat leaf]

Exactly the case

[vital perch]

filter messages like this if you wish to see my clips , 90% of those are

[gloomy lance]

or this dude could literally adapt to any situation and weapon he uses

[silent stag]

why is your billhook sharp while mine barely gets in

[vital perch]

can you?

[wheat leaf]

Dunno, mine will slice ppl in two on accident

[gloomy lance]

i can use any weapon

[vital perch]

proficiently?

[gloomy lance]

but i dont have real flashy moves

just the usual swings

also im pretty decent at grappling with longswords

[silent stag]

the heck, you're using it like a real polearm holy

[vital perch]

yeah anyone cwn swing a weapon , the thing is whether you can use it effrctively

[gloomy lance]

oh pretty much yea

[silent stag]

anyone can use it effectively since the current enemies are also bad at fencing

[gloomy lance]

i aim for the slits in the armor

uh

[wheat leaf]

Imo the long billhook cuts better, has momentum

[vital perch]

@wheat leaf do you want to 1v1 when EA comes out

[silent stag]

being fancy with it is another thing

[vital perch]

multiplayer is possible with some effort

[gloomy lance]

if im too lazy to pull anything flashy i just go for a grapple and move backwards to pull a backwards beheading

[wheat leaf]

absolutely 🤝

[gloomy lance]

can i spectate

[silent stag]

it would be host sided ngl

[vital perch]

[wheat leaf]

theres so many people here id wanna duel when its possible

lotta unique fighters

[vital perch]

it will be steam remote play , MP will be possible with Hamachi/Zerotier

[silent stag]

yeah that's why I said host sided

[vital perch]

yep

[silent stag]

I wish there was a way to make it 100% fair

wait there is

but that would require you two meeting in real life which could be very expensive

😔

[vital perch]

and getting the actual gold mace and billhook

[wheat leaf]

ill call my smith

[silent stag]

I was going to say playing in a big ass tv in splitscreen but ig real fencing works better lol

[vital perch]

Ai can do wonders (face reveal 😔)

[silent stag]

isn't the handle too long for the blade

🤔

[wheat leaf]

YOOOOOO

[silent stag]

wait what if you ask it to put you in armor

[vital perch]

it'll put me in some overcomplicated knight armor

[wheat leaf]

i got a cruddy display LOTR greatsword, yer cooked

[gloomy lance]

what if this dude made a video of him killing someonewith that sword and just placed a sora AI watermark over the video

[silent stag]

overcomplicated can be cool unless it's fantasy slop armor

[vital perch]

that's what exactly AI does

[wheat leaf]

get me the pawn shop questionable suit of armor, we out here

[vital perch]

look at grass , it fades strangely in AI videos

[silent stag]

the sword is ai 😔

[vital perch]

actually yall know what

[gloomy lance]

what if for halloween the devs decide to turn the baron into a monstrous demon that could rip you to pieces with it's huge claws

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430121610702098462/6114111.MP4?ex=68fa9a4a&is=68f948ca&hm=f0c696a3f866ec4422b6408bcba51b01e2d06ff175b4b543f762405c22a560e8&

[vital perch]

might aswell

[shell bronze]

on god this is how i'll be moving in pvp https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429659563526979615/3554F41.MP4?ex=68fae639&is=68f994b9&hm=29bef3b985ddda0b7d926c5acc9d19ddf8084faaf776916fdd900f8ba9f8f739&

[gloomy lance]

7.9

[vital perch]

half sword mfs when their random swinging technique doesnt work in pvp (it worked in demo)

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428514761817063476/5415421.mp4?ex=68fab08b&is=68f95f0b&hm=644eff095dfdbf34e9e14523571d5e79de40697fbb91478601d4968c8da2a6d1&

[shell bronze]

flail mfs when i just tap them in the head

[vital perch]

helmet mfs when i bonk them in the head

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428549692521709628/21B75E1.MP4?ex=68fad113&is=68f97f93&hm=428bff0e994207f04de500070938a68aa93a7c086869a8fb7b8972ec7303eb79&

[shadow badger]

big shield

[gloomy lance]

they should add body deformation to grotesque gore level

[shell bronze]

big shield when their swings do next to nothing and are extremely inaccurate

[shell bronze]

already planned in new early access gore

[gloomy lance]

like you can smash some willie's head into a pancake

[gloomy lance]

sounds cool

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170073546714787962/1303498743173349468/reaction.gif

[wheat leaf]

Can’t wait for a footprint shaped dent in someone

[shadow badger]

weapons mfs when corner big shield

[gloomy lance]

how bro looks at me while im performing for the school

[shell bronze]

the big shield user when my poleaxe completely ignores their turtling

polearm defense is fun when it works

• extra points for no gauntlet polearm defense

[wheat leaf]

No gauntlet grappling is just all kinds of risky

[wheat leaf]

Super gratifying to get good at

[shell bronze]

i don't play with gloves outside of dedicated armor builds

my samurai build is super fun to play though

[vital perch]

asserting dominance

[gloomy lance]

not making fun of him but i can see the slight resemblance

[wheat leaf]

I do for the poleaxe specifically cause of such defensive play, not for any others by choice tho

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[shell bronze]

nope

we're not doing that here

[vital perch]

agreed

[gloomy lance]

anyways

average counterstrike player vs average valorant player

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1430057660278898769/1120551.MP4?ex=68fb077b&is=68f9b5fb&hm=b41adfd92bcd1b2e8600a51d0b8ceaf0cfe992b768c9953cd8020145dfa2f0bf&

[gloomy lance]

eboy vs russian guy with a shitty mic

[shell bronze]

average half sword player clears no diff

[vital perch]

@tender quest you wanted a challenger , right?

[gloomy lance]

have any of you fellas watched the last kingdom

[vital perch]

nope

[shell bronze]

bludgeoning with a sword is one of my strongest points i just don't use the greatsword so militus still owns that category

[gloomy lance]

its decent

what's the spiky spear called

idk it's name

i'll just call it pole cactus

[vital perch]

plançon

iirc

[shell bronze]

you get to see me use actual kenjutsu stances in this one

i always default to hasso kamae with the katana but sometimes i do kasumi kamae to guard my head bit better

[shell bronze]

the targe turns into a nice shoulder pad as well

[gloomy lance]

chat

[vital perch]

caht

[gloomy lance]

could you beat @shell bronze in a fist only fight no armor

[vital perch]

50/50

either i win or i don't

[shell bronze]

i don't know how to fight unarmored

[vital perch]

80% in that case

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1417692243732467843/4261EF1.MP4?ex=68fade4a&is=68f98cca&hm=6d36345b46fb7c444afff85bad054b269a7cab44d3ec0e04c0ca62137ec22177&

[vital perch]

@shell bronze want to 1v1 irl

[gloomy lance]

i'll be the referee

[vital perch]

you said you've been looking for a fight

[rare hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-duel-sword-gun-gif-2799924675001588725

[shell bronze]

sure thing

[vital perch]

whats the prize

[shell bronze]

what category and weapon choices

[vital perch]

he said it himself , fisticuffs

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428780397486932151/CC50B01.MP4?ex=68faff30&is=68f9adb0&hm=b150e85f068c78d9b920f799f5626d5b69c1d259ea638efa44d56a2a8c8dc22a&

[shell bronze]

sure as long as i'm allowed to have my wrist/fist wraps

[gloomy lance]

10 shillings

10 gold coins for a knockout

[vital perch]

sledge queen pics and im sold

[shell bronze]

my wrists got pretty sore after about 10 round in that fight club me and my roommates started

[vital perch]

and whats the rule 1 of fight club

[gloomy lance]

dont talk about fight club

[shell bronze]

doesn't apply since you won't be fighting there anyways

[shell bronze]

how many rounds and how long each round

[chrome phoenix]

did they say when early access comes ? i dont see that information in announcements

[vital perch]

one round , we fight until one of us gives up

[chrome phoenix]

sorry if the question has been asked already

[vital perch]

this year

[chrome phoenix]

very good

[shell bronze]

mma or fists only

[chrome phoenix]

I thank you mi lord

[vital perch]

fists only

[shell bronze]

so just gloveless boxing

i was hoping i could practice my kicks

be there in 3 minutes

[vital perch]

hol up where tho

[shell bronze]

be there in 2 minutes 30

[vital perch]

in poland? oh hell nah

[gloomy lance]

guys

can you still wrestle in hs

[vital perch]

@shell bronze actually bring your sword

[gloomy lance]

like the overhead stuffs

[restive barn]

no

actually

sorta

[inner raven]

I challenge you to a duel good sir.

[vital perch]

its a 1v1

come to poland

[shell bronze]

ok

[vital perch]

wonderful

[gloomy lance]

why is it that when i slam an npc into the ground while jumping, it crashes my game?

[vital perch]

too much aura

[cunning aspen]

Modteam now? huh, interesting

[vital perch]

1v1ing the mods

[gloomy lance]

oh

i just hadi nvulnerability off

peak

[shell bronze]

what makes you say that

[last totem]

guh.

aw man im only level 2

image perms, im coming.

[vital perch]

you already have gif perms tho

[last totem]

oh i do?

i need to sned this MAD clip i got fr

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kgmwbJbGEJ3k9SzpN?invite=cr-MSxpZXIsMjg1OTA5MjQ2&v=13

[cunning aspen]

Well you only one person here who I remember since I joined

[shell bronze]

i am flattered to hear that

you'll be seeing me here for a looooong while

[gloomy lance]

i love headbutting

[uneven adder]

Damn

[vale totem]

I hope

bar fights look like the ones in this video https://youtu.be/T0UAhR_P-n4?si=rTM8oRXIZnA8_TlM

but more wobblier

[inner raven]

Come to the UK. You’d be having 1v1s daily

[vital perch]

[uneven adder]

Imagine if Halfsword had VR compatibility. But make it so that you get stuck in third person, but your camera moves with your head ingame, and that doesn't include your vr, so you are forever shaking.

Just to piss of everyone

[vital perch]

halfsword vr but no vr

[uneven adder]

Yes

[inner raven]

Halfsword VR: The Shake

[uneven adder]

Personally, I would play for 10 minutes and then rage quit.

[vital perch]

been to UK a few times actually , mostly london

[uneven adder]

Extra pain can be inflicted so that your arms are moved by controllers, but you get exhausted nearly instantly because it would count every small movement like a full on swing

[inner raven]

London is okay, it’s a nice place to visit for shopping and shit. But that’s literally it. It’s like Halfword Battle Royale in London

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-yooitsxtra-yooitsxtra-murder-stab-gif-24573931

pov: you ask for direction in london

[inner raven]

Exactly that

[vital perch]

ai can do wonders tho , so i'm ready

[uneven adder]

I am the type of person to play exclusively axe for blood, so I am use to pain in Halfsword

[vital perch]

damn , those stats.

[uneven adder]

And I just lost my run

[vital perch]

epic fail

[uneven adder]

[gloomy lance]

u should rlly look at my game footage its peak i promise

check game footage pls cuz it's mainstream brotorcycle

[vital perch]

already did , you can do better tho

#halfsword-chat-⚔ is #game-footage-🎮🎥 but better

[gloomy lance]

I don't know how to do the dash in the air then grab and slam

I think master John hasn't taught me enough yet

[vital perch]

hs enchancer , stun yourself and spam jump key

[gloomy lance]

thanks

I'll try that later

chicken stars is lowk a chopped meme

[vital perch]

never heard of it

[restive barn]

fun fact: meme is the longest living slang

[weak osprey]

Is this a new weapon or a previously existing one you made

[restive barn]

new

[weak osprey]

Alr

Whats the name

[restive barn]

actually it technically isnt a custom weapon

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/now-you-know-the-more-you-know-no-kidding-no-shit-obviously-gif-1342210079425559607

[restive barn]

i edited the game files to only give npcs and i big ass blades

[weak osprey]

Alr

[uneven adder]

I just found out that you can change the damage you take and damage you deal

[summer pollen]

when the enemy is immortal you must find a creative way to eliminate them

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428801654869725416/twearking.gif

[uneven adder]

I am soft locked on peasent for some reason

[vital perch]

did you click the tiers on the right?

[uneven adder]

I meant I keep on dying as peasent

For some reason

[vital perch]

alt f4 then

[uneven adder]

I have been in the abyss 15 times in one run

[uneven adder]

Maybe

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-waiting-cereal-eating-cereal-dead-gif-25969021

[ivory spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-fall-water-bed-gif-21555765

[uneven adder]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-meme-funny-hs-gif-4014222138429289742

[ivory spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-meme-funny-hs-gif-4014222138429289742

[uneven adder]

Thank you

[ivory spruce]

[weak osprey]

[weak osprey]

Best living space on planet earf

[uneven adder]

Do people actually jab?

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[ivory spruce]

what is happening

[uneven adder]

🖕

[vital perch]

im hungry

😔

[ivory spruce]

i think that gif would taste like graham cracker

[vital perch]

damn you

[ivory spruce]

do you not like graham cracker?

[vital perch]

no , im hungry

and you're making it worse

[ivory spruce]

ah my apologys

[reef vector]

This game but demon slayer

[slow heron]

i won but died and then I was naked next match

[uneven adder]

Guys, I am currently one armed and screaming in pain against sythe, and I am winning

I just realised I am missing a foot

[dark folio]

Good

[deep shale]

yes you can win through kicks

giving up is a choice

[vital perch]

the hardest line i've ever read ngl

[deep shale]

@mighty nexus

[young sentinel]

@mighty nexus

[dark folio]

@mighty nexus

[young sentinel]

So much wise words here

[young sentinel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/485183580419653633/883453521293377586/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[wheat leaf]

McDonald’s at 4 am

FUCK beckfast I’m gettin McDoubles for days

[summer pollen]

how, please teach

[potent geyser]

Does anyone know what decides if your Knight has black armor? Like, how rare is it

[wheat leaf]

just another option pret much

like any other armor change

[potent geyser]

yeah but it seems to be way less likely than white

[hexed scroll]

Guys please give me some tips to how to win the 3rd boss, that mf just give me 1 hit

[sturdy jolt]

Get good

[wheat leaf]

Wait and bait an attack then step in and strike, but be careful of his follow-ups

[vital perch]

wait for him to strike then cleave his neck

dodge with SHIFT + tap W/A/S/D

[dark folio]

Use the pitchfork

[hearty dove]

bloodbourne escape london simulator

[inner raven]

Pretty much

[hearty dove]

you're a pretty cool fellow

[uneven jacinth]

can some one tell me how much time to do update

[inner raven]

No one knows

Between now and Dec 31st

[robust crag]

They'll drag it out till 31st 😂

[slow jolt]

i like turning up damage

makes shield bashing good

[hazy dew]

this game will be fire tho

[weak osprey]

it already is

[robust crag]

Fr

I'm being hunted down

[hazy dew]

fr i have 20h on the tech demo lmao

[robust crag]

I have 300...

[weak osprey]

I got 53 hours

[hazy dew]

wow

[weak osprey]

Peak

[robust crag]

Wait let me check rq

[weak osprey]

Guys whats the most hours yall spent on a game

[robust crag]

U don't wanna know

[regal iron]

285 smth

On half sword prob

[weak osprey]

For me, I got over 2,000 hours on a game

Holy unemployment

[dark folio]

Never

[robust crag]

....

[weak osprey]

Damn

[unkempt pivot]

Will there be no more "WIP Wednesday"?

[robust crag]

Nope I don't think

[dark folio]

Holy shit

[robust crag]

I've had my PC a year...

I've spend almost half a year on games...

[weak osprey]

This is the game btw

[robust crag]

Fun game

[weak osprey]

Fr

[robust crag]

And the best thing is I have a job

And 4k hours on 2 games 😭

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

[soft osprey]

Rougly 3000 in bannerlord

[hollow pond]

How???

Wait how does anybody have enough time to spend 2000-3000 hours in a single game???

Let alone the dedication

[quasi gazelle]

fortnite btw

the most hours I have on a steam game is like 120 at most

[untold lion]

just found out that you can "submit" people

makes fists so much more reliable

[restive barn]

get ue4ss dev version

[summer pollen]

is it big on storage space

[restive barn]

no

[idle crane]

If game hours conversation continues please do it in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

[restive barn]

?

[idle crane]

^

[restive barn]

oh\

[spring zenith]

Sorry I saw message right after posting

[vale totem]

does anyone have a high quality image of Willie?
Asking for editing purposes

[robust crag]

I can get u one?

[vale totem]

sure

[stone flare]

did mcwonderbeast get crucified by the baron yet?

[slow heron]

Baron bitcoin machine

[stone flare]

it'll be impossible to rob him

[shadow badger]

update tomorrow guys, very excited

[restive barn]

i added greaterswords