just got a knife put straight through my neck and survived
#halfsword-chat-⚔
karmic robin
mild yarrow
is my school patio
Liar
karmic robin
i think i can get doxxed with that image
theres prolly some pro geo geusr
mild yarrow
i think i can get doxxed with that image
Bet
karmic robin
that cna
dull iron
why?
mild yarrow
Jk
dull iron
Because I evil
hi evil
mild yarrow
what book?
The female boy book
dull iron
wtf i have in my gallery
some memes are in spanish
some in german
some in fucking japanese
shell bronze
dull iron
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430080572478324736...
that's a good stab
slow iris
shell bronze
spiral haven
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1430115897661591744...
Good parry
dull iron
Good parry
and riposte
shell bronze
jolly gorge
now do it wihtout aimbot
sleek gull
404 Mod Not Found
spiral haven
and riposte
riposte is alright too
mental kelp
Yea no this brother said that in no point in any of his clips does the AI have a good spot to kill him, then he pulls his blade entirely away when they have the long edge on him
shell bronze
Yea no this brother said that in no point in any of his clips does the AI have a...
sorry i should put an asterisk on the AI
- = specifically the AI and how it sucks balls and allows me to pull bullshit like this off
sorry mr gatekeeping professor i will not do better next time
wispy zephyr
Anyone have any news about anything halfsword?
shell bronze
no
wispy zephyr
Rip
mental kelp
wispy zephyr
How do people do the 360 kick spins
tender quest
fierce wedge
shell bronze
solid lichen
Dih
tender quest
This lowk reminds me of a secret technique i developed, basically you go into half sword grip and put the sword behind their neck and start sawing until their head comes off
merry junco
from 1 to 10 pls
shell bronze
This lowk reminds me of a secret technique i developed, basically you go into ha...
did you know that you can actually use this half sword technique to go between the gaps in their armor too?
tender quest
wheat leaf
did you know that you can actually use this half sword technique to go between t...
You think they ever tried this historically?
Probably not tbh they didn’t have discord to learn abt it
shell bronze
i don't think they did i think the technique was only coined in this game
SUPER revolutionary
tender quest
fierce wedge
did you know that you can actually use this half sword technique to go between t...
i cant believe medieval people copied halfswords tech
fierce wedge
compact kayak
solid lichen
how do i parry well in 3rd person
quiet ferry
from 1 to 10 pls
10/10 great image
tender quest
unkempt carbon
how do i reset my progres after i made it to the end of the game
blissful summit
Am I still able to get playtest access?
fierce wedge
merry junco
tender quest
not pain, thats for sure
limpid widget
not pain, thats for sure
the only way ive found to actually kill them is like cut off their forehead
limpid widget
how do i parry well in 3rd person
put your weapon in the other weapons way
vital perch
how do i reset my progres after i made it to the end of the game
check pins
thorny perch
wheat leaf
what are no pain enemies on
Try no damage + infinite consciousness on t8 w blunt weapons, Issa doozy
fierce wedge
try no damage + infinite consciousness on t8 with no weapons
tender quest
fierce wedge
try no damage + infinite consciousness on t8 with no weapons
infact, fight the baron with no weapons
tender quest
try no damage + infinite consciousness on t8 with no weapons
infact, fight the baron with all the weapons
fierce wedge
fight the baron with THE weapon
vital perch
infact, fight the baron with all the weapons
short billhook vs baron gonna go crazy
tender quest
fierce wedge
fight anyone with the barons polearm (impossible)
tender quest
tender quest
a good greatsword is one that can bonk
paper kernel
What is the best weapon for limb decap Woodsman Ax Right?
wheat leaf
what are no pain enemies on
Try no damage + infinite consciousness on t8 w blunt weapons, Issa doozy
Damn that sent late as hell
tender quest
Damn that sent late as hell
no it didnt
remote drum
A
wheat leaf
Point standing, nearly an impossible fight i enjoy trying it lol
Only times I died was when I got a voulge willie, absolutely busted weapon that is
As bad or worse than plancon and battle axe
remote drum
Does anyone know if i need a certain amount of subs to get content creator role?
soft osprey
Does anyone know if i need a certain amount of subs to get content creator role?
You just need to post consistently. It doesn’t ALL have to be exclusively halfsword
But obviously no halfsword videos-no content creator
remote drum
thx
wheat leaf
You just need to post consistently. It doesn’t ALL have to be exclusively halfsw...
I posted like 150 some odd clips can I be a content creator
I’ve always wanted to be a influencer
sleek gull
i've never seen them. So, it never happened. No CC Role for you!
fierce wedge
Try no damage + infinite consciousness on t8 w blunt weapons, Issa doozy
try no damage + infinite consciousness against baron with no weapons trust
infact, no armor
small dove
wheat leaf
i've never seen them. So, it never happened. No CC Role for you!
What time is it for you rn
sleek gull
What time is it for you rn
evening
wheat leaf
So after 5
Ish
Point being ofc you wouldn’t see em id be posting mostly at like 10pm-2am for you
sleek gull
Indeed. lol
wheat leaf
Gotta tune in next time or wtvr content creators say
sleek gull
Put up a YT channel, or an Instram page. Load up a few clips a week. Bam, you are a content creator
wheat leaf
I will climb the brimstone steps of the ranks here, from a tarnished of no renown to rival the Furious five-I mean the halfsword 7
sour socket
Just had a random idea
It'd be cool if enemies could fake out-- like pretend to surrender, then pick up a nearby weapon and go back to fighting
wheat leaf
Just had a random idea
It'd be cool if enemies could fake out-- like pretend to ...
I’ve pret much had that happen a few times
round stone
What happened in that 0.5 seconds you turned around cus 🥀
wheat leaf
Not fully surrendered but gone from disarmed and injured to back in action
sour socket
Not fully surrendered but gone from disarmed and injured to back in action
Yeah same, I just think it'd be cool if they did the whole "giving up" thing first
or they won't go back into the fight unless there's a weapon nearby
small dove
What happened in that 0.5 seconds you turned around cus 🥀
im asking you
shell bronze
I will climb the brimstone steps of the ranks here, from a tarnished of no renow...
you may try
jhs and fizzle are our two hs7 content creators rn
sleek gull
Medieval Neo
soft osprey
I posted like 150 some odd clips can I be a content creator
You need a channel on a platform
forest karma
fight anyone with the barons polearm (impossible)
😭
sleek gull
jhs and fizzle are our two hs7 content creators rn
m00 too
shell bronze
wheat leaf
I got 35 clips of the exact same move and counter I’ll just make compilations
wheat leaf
watch him appear in a few minutes
I’ll be in your ‘for you’ page in a few minutes
sleek gull
Shoot me a link if you do it. I'll sub ya
fierce wedge
sleek gull
round stone
Medieval Neo
shell bronze
grim ether
how do u get so good
sleek gull
how do u get so good
Be the Sword.
shell bronze
fierce wedge
how do u get so good
dont use a sword
grim ether
i shall be one with the sword
grim ether
dont use a sword
polehammer supremacy
shell bronze
wheat leaf
polehammer supremacy
Your crown sir
👑
🫴
grim ether
fierce wedge
faint crater
now THIS is peak
fierce wedge
fierce wedge
https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-gif-17870535188958174605
strongest sword user v. weakest polehammer user
shell bronze
the goal in halfcord is to keep ragebaiting jls
mental kelp
I only come to rage bait
hidden geode
why the ai keep stabbing and grappling are they evolving
fierce wedge
why the ai keep stabbing and grappling are they evolving
you get too close
shell bronze
yet you find time to exact your rage towards unrealistic swordplay in this great video game of ours
dark folio
how do u get so good
You dont
shell bronze
mental kelp
yet you find time to exact your rage towards unrealistic swordplay in this great...
On real I’ve only said it like twice before, it’s just a meme now
fierce wedge
nah i get tacled
oh usually shield or falchion enemies do that for some reason
its as if their ai is tailored to use their shield to just bash your skull in
grim ether
why the ai keep stabbing and grappling are they evolving
try running away it usually works
shell bronze
On real I’ve only said it like twice before, it’s just a meme now
you just had to ruin the bickering
mental kelp
strongest sword user v. weakest polehammer user
No I’m only ragebaited by the so called polehammer which is so real called pollax or pollaxe or ax or axe or polax
shell bronze
hs7 beef between the strongest textbook fighter and the strongest freeform fighter
fierce wedge
No I’m only ragebaited by the so called polehammer which is so real called polla...
polish
shell bronze
No I’m only ragebaited by the so called polehammer which is so real called polla...
dude i LOVE the polehammer
great weapon
faint crater
https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-172970415704202023...
yes
more
thats literally me rn
sleek gull
hs7 beef between the strongest textbook fighter and the strongest freeform fight...
That rules me out lol. I live somewhere in between. The foundation is based on HEMA. But I use the physics to do more freeform things.
shell bronze
i do stuff that works and if it works like a real hema move it is totally coincidence
grim ether
smash and bash ✌️
shell bronze
That rules me out lol. I live somewhere in between. The foundation is based on H...
this is also why whenever people ask for your niche i'm like "fizzle just does whatever as long as it has a sheathe for him to use"
sleek gull
this is also why whenever people ask for your niche i'm like "fizzle just does w...
Fax. I hate weapons I can't sheath lol
faint crater
im still very rough around the edges
shell bronze
until the ai gets smart i will continue to style on them in ways that would have a real person chopping my head off
mental kelp
This is the difference between me and the dredges. U guys are playing a game but for me this shit is real
azure mirage
too niche
mental kelp
The love of the half sword
sleek gull
The foundation of all I do lies in footwork. That is what I put the most focus on really. Other than that, I really like flourishes when I can throw them in as part of my core "style"
shell bronze
(this boy got a whole manuscript on how to longsword with floppy willie noodle arms btw)
faint crater
this is an integral part of your life isnt it
trail pivot
shell bronze
i play it like a video game with loose ties to real techniques
trail pivot
the playtest
the playtest is long gone, download the demo
sleek gull
why did i lost access to the game?
It is now combined into just 1 demo
molten shuttle
oh word
mental kelp
i play it like a video game with loose ties to real techniques
I can literally practice hs techniques irl cuz I know the tolerances of the game 💔
molten shuttle
havent played since feb and like to run it up sometimes
mental kelp
Like how the game moves from stances
faint crater
damn 💔
shell bronze
I can literally practice hs techniques irl cuz I know the tolerances of the game...
which is to swing without your back or your hips or your legs
faint crater
that's why you step
shell bronze
and to not hold the sword too firmly or else you'll actually do damage
fierce wedge
mental kelp
which is to swing without your back or your hips or your legs
Yea I wouldn’t do it for real but if I’m not at my pc and have a theory for the game
mental kelp
This is why the “go outside” does not work. Half sword theory involves outside and inside work
shell bronze
i can't wait to be able to actually land a good kiriage with good edge alignment
or be able to hold a waki kamae guard
mental kelp
What is that
shell bronze
What is that
hema translation
unterhau from nebenhut
mental kelp
it can be done but yea it’s pretty ass sometimes
shell bronze
willie doesn't know how to pivot his body to add force to the low swings
mental kelp
Being able to draw a path to ochs would help but they don’t have good ochs
shell bronze
like yeah you can do it
shell bronze
Being able to draw a path to ochs would help but they don’t have good ochs
shit is so ass bro
transitioning to kasume kamae/ochs for a parry would be preem
round stone
Graceful parry
stuck fjord
this one particular dagger is actually kinda goated for early to mid final challenge
All of the other daggers suck but this one is super sharp
sleek gull
He went down first, I win!
sleek gull
reef vector
This game but demon slayer
faint crater
what tier does the batard sword get used?
round stone
iaido mentioned
round stone
the art of drawing the scabbard out of the sword
plain token
so when is EA
reef vector
what tier does the batard sword get used?
Which one is that
round stone
Electronic Arts ¿
shell bronze
reef vector
Is that the one the commoner boss has
shell bronze
the art of drawing the scabbard out of the sword
this singlehandedly ruined the portrayal of the katana in popular media btw
FLAG ON THE PLAY
UNNECESSARY IAIDO USAGE
dreamy bridge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206076082365931541/1429953068379672586/b...
Let me do it for you dog
reef vector
the art of drawing the scabbard out of the sword
Saw something about two characters sheathing their katana the same way and it pissed me off so much
round stone
this singlehandedly ruined the portrayal of the katana in popular media btw
how so?
dreamy bridge
Let me do it for you dog
What a nice picture man
shell bronze
the only reasonable one is jetstream samurai because he literally uses a rifle part to shoot it out of the sheathe
the rest of them is cringe larp
mental kelp
it can be done but yea it’s pretty ass sometimes
need to get back to playing heavily and get the underhaw consistency
round stone
I'll try some iaido on t4
faint crater
what is this. how do i find it on enhancer. this is the most sword sword i've ever seen
faint crater
really!!??!?!
mental kelp
Tier 2 I think
faint crater
i've never seen that blade
dark folio
what is this. how do i find it on enhancer. this is the most sword sword i've ev...
Looks very sword like
mental kelp
Cause shiny blade and cross rather than gold or copper cross
faint crater
so by tier 2 you mean commoner right
mental kelp
Commoner is tier 1 bastard sword on enhancer
shell bronze
just a basic ass longsword
faint crater
Commoner is tier 1 bastard sword on enhancer
ok
shell bronze
you see it in veteran and man at arms
faint crater
its so sword
shell bronze
or as a knight sidearm
faint crater
maybe i just like the purple
mental kelp
Tier 2 long sword has 20cm grip with shiny metal
faint crater
ah okay
faint crater
Commoner is tier 1 bastard sword on enhancer
thank you
i didnt know that
i thought there just wasnt
shell bronze
commoner is bastard sword yeah
faint crater
i haven't looked through enhancer much
shell bronze
they figured giving these guys longswords would be way too bs
faint crater
fr
shell bronze
(it is)
mental kelp
they figured giving these guys longswords would be way too bs
EA once blade customization
shell bronze
update: willie sucks ass at iaido
he can't swing for shit you think he can do proper eastern swordplay??
round stone
had to try
wheat leaf
Any word if the customization will be in EA?
shell bronze
round stone
I think facial hair, hair, bulkiness, and height
no female model btw if you're wondering
wheat leaf
Nah like the earlier shown weapon customization I mean
round stone
oh
wheat leaf
no female model btw if you're wondering
Punching air rn tho
round stone
LMAO
stuck whale
when will the baron fight get fixed with fatal errors?
mental kelp
If they don’t have weapon customization after showing it more than half a year ago 🥀
wheat leaf
Sword spears or cutting spears of any kind would be cool to make
fierce wedge
round stone
Welp, I swinged and immediately sheated the sword, pseudo iaido
wheat leaf
Consensus, short people have it worse
fierce wedge
Welp, I swinged and immediately sheated the sword, pseudo iaido
apprentice spellcaster
mild yarrow
Consensus, short people have it worse
Slime Andrew for me gng
round stone
LMFAO
plain token
round stone
panicly unsheating the sword
autumn gust
He went down first, I win!
hoooww do you have such control? i see so many people swinging like they actually swung a sword for 20 years while im here swinging wildly
shell bronze
autumn gust
the parries, the blocks, theres so much finesse
mental kelp
the parries, the blocks, theres so much finesse
It’s just getting comfortable with cutting lines and the sensitivity that you have
There are lots of different sensitivities, doesn’t really matter as long as you can control it good
autumn gust
so it really is just refining mouse movement then?
mental kelp
For the handwork yea
There is a footwork component too though
Distancing and moving etc
round stone
First time disarming him while sheathing the sword
autumn gust
yeah i need to not lead foot W
shell bronze
unless you're me you don't leadfoot
round stone
Well, double dissarming
autumn gust
you just chopped some tendons that brutal
imma try to lower my sensativity a little, see if i can time some blocks better
round stone
Yeah, he's having a hard time when he wants to train his forearms
amber vessel
willy is shaped like something a middle schooler would draw
he looks like he swallowed a barrel
round stone
such a bad posture, smh
amber vessel
he looks like the concept of a person
reef vector
This game but demon slayer
devout fjord
wheat leaf
Slime Andrew for me gng
mild yarrow
<:pregowillie:1329633924821028875>
Andrew reveal
shell bronze
hallow urchin
final score on the abyss
wheat leaf
And the crowd goes wild home
wheat leaf
final score on the abyss
Me personally I woulda got 9751
hallow urchin
Me personally I woulda got 9751
i couldve gotten higher but some weird thing happened and i got huge head trauma fell on the ground and died like out of nowhere
i just accepted it
wheat leaf
Seems legit
hallow urchin
i was just fighting some dude and my screen went black and then i got the red stuff around as if i bled out
hallow urchin
Me personally I woulda got 9751
faint crater
is there a way to not make this happen
mental kelp
Cube
plain token
whats better for abyss the commoner boss's sword or the militia boss's big plançon
signal wedge
My game crashed after this
pom
hallow urchin
is that the world record
slow anchor
idk
weak osprey
what is this under the map?
White mystical cube
hallow urchin
whats better for abyss the commoner boss's sword or the militia boss's big planç...
the stick with a bunch of spikes on it will carry you through the entire time
plain token
the stick with a bunch of spikes on it will carry you through the entire time
i lost both my legs what do i do
hallow urchin
then theres a thick short sword with will go through any armor if you put it someone in a headlock
chainmail it doesnt matter
soft osprey
i lost both my legs what do i do
Use your arms
plain token
Use your arms
willy doesnt wanna
they launched me into the stratosphere
he's chopping me up
and he ripped my neck
round stone
Fear and Hunger ahh moment
plain token
placid coyote
simple relic
half sword when..
placid coyote
when a little off the top
devout fjord
neurolink be like
reef vector
This game but demon slayer
reef vector
half sword when..
Whenever you want
round stone
The empty one
analog cosmos
The empty one
Yucky
wheat leaf
This game but demon slayer
You been said this like a dozen times already
reef vector
You been said this like a dozen times already
You’ll never guess why
wheat leaf
This game but demon slayer?
analog cosmos
You’ll never guess why
that would ruin it STUPEID
round stone
"Me when I fcking get you"
wheat leaf
"Me when I fcking get you"
Pulling his hair like that damn
analog cosmos
"Me when I fcking get you"
I don’t. Believes you sir
analog cosmos
Pulling his hair like that damn
😳
round stone
reef vector
This game but demon slayer?
Yes I need more demon slayer content the last game was a disappointment
reef vector
that would ruin it STUPEID
?
round stone
Kind of want a willie that doesnt drop to the ground when he loses an arm
wheat leaf
Yes I need more demon slayer content the last game was a disappointment
You ain’t zenitsu lil bro
twilit escarp
reef vector
Kind of want a willie that doesnt drop to the ground when he loses an arm
How come when I lose a tiny bit of my hand I all of a sudden can’t do anything but when the commoner boss loses his arm from the shoulder he proceeds to cut me in half
reef vector
You ain’t zenitsu lil bro
You’re disgusting
wheat leaf
For?
reef vector
Did he survive
twilit escarp
Did he survive
up until I pulled the sword out
tulip cape
How come when I lose a tiny bit of my hand I all of a sudden can’t do anything b...
he is taller and more powerful than you, he is goliath
the testosterone is a painkiller
shell bronze
- if he loses his arm/hand he'll stop swinging in a bit
just start running until his flailing ends
shell bronze
they say that if you say polehammer 3 times john longsword personally smites you
reef vector
up until I pulled the sword out
Why would you do that
twilit escarp
Why would you do that
because it's a good sword and I like it
wheat leaf
baron polehammer kinda blows
Gotta use the momentum
torn narwhal
that's also a quality of weapons
wheat leaf
https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178
Goes so hard
torn narwhal
normal sized high tier polehammer goes hard
near garnet
https://tenor.com/view/black-knight-draw-monty-python-gif-8453752444373485023
Willie VS an Axe!!!
devout fjord
near garnet
wheat leaf
Wouldn’t that imply your IP banned in this server tho-
When why couldn’t you join w your main
wheat leaf
near garnet
mods put him in the iron maiden!!!
spring brook
Didn’t know you could kick the helmets off enemy’s
wheat leaf
If DISCORD ip banned you, you prob did something wrong bro
near garnet
Didn’t know you could kick the helmets off enemy’s
you can
devout fjord
near garnet
If DISCORD ip banned you, you prob did something wrong bro
this guys evil
covert flare
this guys evil
bro its literally Doofenshmirtz
wheat leaf
IM JUST SAYIN, they don’t just fuck your shit for no reason most of the time
sick pollen
Guys he got banished and is trying to sneak he's way back into the castle walls
near garnet
Guys he got banished and is trying to sneak he's way back into the castle walls
MODS KILL THE INTRUDER!!
sick pollen
MODS KILL THE INTRUDER!!
HE'S A SPY
wheat leaf
I’m not saying your lying I’m saying that’s an odd confession out of nowhere
And a odd story altogether
near garnet
HE'S A SPY
ALERT ENEMY SPY IN THE BASE!!
sick pollen
ALERT ENEMY SPY IN THE BASE!!
Enemy spy is in the base?
signal wedge
Admitting to joining this server with an alt is NOT a smart idea
near garnet
Spoopy…kill him
covert flare
dont
sick pollen
HES A WITCH
wheat leaf
Like an IP ban only effects one server, did I understand you wrong or did you say you had to join this server on a alt
sick pollen
BURN HIM
signal wedge
Don't bother I'll show you the door
thorn merlin
Is there any way to disable that animation willies do when they double over and hold their arms into themselves and cant do anything? My preferred way to play is with pain off but having to wait like 30 seconds for this state to go away sucks
near garnet
Don't bother I'll show you the door
covert flare
Is there any way to disable that animation willies do when they double over and ...
try spinning around very quick but i think that wont work so much
near garnet
THE WITCH IS DEAD!!
covert flare
Don't bother I'll show you the door
what did he do
near garnet
HUZZAH!!
signal wedge
what did he do
Admitted to joining the server with an alt 💀
covert flare
Admitted to joining the server with an alt 💀
was he banned here before
wheat leaf
Idk if I just understood his explanation wrong or what but it sounds odd
signal wedge
was he banned here before
Yeah he said he was ip banned
sick pollen
near garnet
https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-eric-idle-graham-chapman-...
the traitor has been EXECUTED
covert flare
Yeah he said he was ip banned
doesnt make sense, if he was ip banned he wouldnt even be able to join discord in the first place
thorn merlin
try spinning around very quick but i think that wont work so much
pain!!!
sick pollen
the traitor has been EXECUTED
We shall host a FEAST
signal wedge
doesnt make sense, if he was ip banned he wouldnt even be able to join discord i...
No clue gang
wheat leaf
I think he was saying he was IP banned by discord thus unable to verify his account, even worse than a server side IP ban
near garnet
We shall host a FEAST
I PUT THAT ON THE KING!!
covert flare
No clue gang
each device has an ip so yeah it would be impossible
olive frigate
signal wedge
But yeah he joined with an alt
unborn lark
Ooh back in the general chat just in time for dramaaaa 
thorn merlin
doesnt make sense, if he was ip banned he wouldnt even be able to join discord i...
reset your router, turn your cell service off and on, VPN, etc
covert flare
i mean he prob isnt the only one with an alt but ig it is what it is
praise be the king
sick pollen
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/903451568337203230/1277514709955907697/DI...
Embed failure, take him to the executioner
signal wedge
i mean he prob isnt the only one with an alt but ig it is what it is
Alts arent allowed bro
Legit in the rules
near garnet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/903451568337203230/1277514709955907697/DI...
Remove his fingers
olive frigate
Embed failure, take him to the executioner
covert flare
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/903451568337203230/1277514709955907697/DI...
execution
mental kelp
sick pollen
signal wedge
<:willipy:1202515559317504030>
Close enough
near garnet
<:willipy:1202515559317504030>
Longeswarde!
covert flare
Alts arent allowed bro
fr didnt know that lucky me that i lost my alt account years ago lmfao
covert flare
<:willipy:1202515559317504030>
ITS THE MAN
sick pollen
<:willipy:1202515559317504030>
Eh, that counts right?
near garnet
ARIES DELAY THE GAME UNTIL 2367 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!
wheat leaf
Eh, that counts right?
Long johnswarde is in fact a alt account
round stone
Putting some stress on this little spear user's left hand
olive frigate
ARIES DELAY THE GAME UNTIL 2367 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!
near garnet
ARIES DELAY THE GAME EVEN MORE!!!!
olive frigate
ARIES DELAY THE GAME EVEN MORE!!!!
near garnet
DELAY THE GAME TILL 4896!!!
olive frigate
thorn merlin
on everyone's soul in here including mine we all want the game to be delayed to april 2028
near garnet
on everyone's soul in here including mine we all want the game to be delayed to ...
I AGREE!!!
round stone
yikes
olive frigate
i just want more playtests
olive frigate
maybe an online pvp playtest
round stone
on everyone's soul in here including mine we all want the game to be delayed to ...
Like, to get more features?
near garnet
Like, to get more features?
no…
thorn merlin
Like, to get more features?
to add more unreal engine shaders 🔥
near garnet
So that the masses SUFFER!
olive frigate
maybe an online pvp playtest
just to fight my pals
mental kelp
Like, to get more features?
Less features please
thorn merlin
^^
vernal bluff
why did the game glitch my screen💔
round stone
Less features please
"Put a chick in it, and make her lame and gay" ahh
near garnet
"Put a chick in it, and make her lame and gay" ahh
thorn merlin
i'd be down for willy to be replaced with a half black half indian nonbinary afab with vitiligo tbh
sick pollen
i'd be down for willy to be replaced with a half black half indian nonbinary afa...
This is truly what gamers want fellas
round stone
i'd be down for willy to be replaced with a half black half indian nonbinary afa...
Just imagine the screams and taunts
do not redeem it and shi
fresh warren
Just imagine the screams and taunts
Lmaoo
round stone
This dude had a white monster before the fight or something
fresh warren
https://tenor.com/view/blooket-juggtok-niche-fruit-niche-meme-tiktok-meme-gif-17...
L word mentioned. Send this guy to the half sword dimension
fresh warren
You’re becoming one of the enemy Willies in Brave Stand
sick pollen
https://tenor.com/view/blooket-juggtok-niche-fruit-niche-meme-tiktok-meme-gif-17...
He spoke of the forbidden word... He shall'th be sent to the gallows
near garnet
He is BIG and ROUND
he ate a whole turkey
fresh warren
I can eat a whole dead hooker and not change size
So why is he big after one turkey
near garnet
I can eat a whole dead hooker and not change size
signal wedge
I can eat a whole dead hooker and not change size
😐
near garnet
https://tenor.com/view/huh-what-grossed-out-bruh-look-back-gif-17488743
BARBEQUE CHICKEN ALERT!!!
signal wedge
Albert Einstein more like Stupid
near garnet
yeah so what
tight pond
How do you delete your save file?
azure mirage
How do you delete your save file?
tight pond
Thankies
wheat leaf
Fortenite or pubba G?
hexed pumice
GUYS
I JUS THOUghT OF SMTh
half sword shoild add snow
for xmas
bro...
bleeding out in the snow
azure mirage
no
slow condor
Agony
slow condor
I've been attempting the Baron on and off since yesterday. Five different crashes since yesterday
signal wedge
I've been attempting the Baron on and off since yesterday. Five different crashe...
Turn off blood and see if that helps
slow condor
Thank you
wheat leaf
However many Willie’s at a time all bleeding out at once doesn’t fair well w the current blood
signal wedge
It's an issue hopefully fixed in EA
wheat leaf
Better than it used to be though, ultimate challenge would NOT have functioned at first gore update
slow condor
I will also say about the whole gauntlet
Militia boss truly is a filter
After that it's easy
wheat leaf
Yeah pret much
wheat leaf
Fighting a even greater greatsword w no armor harder than any boss while in armor
Or is the greatsword boss for commoner
slow condor
Yeah once you hit baron, your progress is saved
You can fail over and over because it really is that hard
hexed pumice
how longs the fight?
wheat leaf
Entirely up to how you play it
Not like he has a health bar, you might kill him first strike if your lucky or spend 5+min battling him
slow condor
7 or 8 rounds, going all the way up the ladder. Once you get a polearm life gets easier but it's never easy
wheat leaf
^ better answer I thought you meant just the baron fight lol
slow condor
He's not as tough as the final boss from .3 but he's a lot sturdier than a normal willie
And you're probably injured
wheat leaf
Either gotta go full blunt damage and knock him out or try and work through the gaps in the armor
Me personally I hit him once and he hit his head on the wooden fence
torn narwhal
using t5 kits in t8 is fun
wheat leaf
using t5 kits in t8 is fun
real
torn narwhal
ironically i feel like i end fights faster
polehammer with extremely high mobility versus the enemy lmao
round stone
Must be the wind
torn narwhal
using t5 kits in t8 is fun
brave stand is a huge ask though
unborn lark
torn narwhal
t5 polehammer vs a billman, voulgier, plançon and uhhh i forget the last one it was probably shit
wheat leaf
having Halfsword enhancer i cant help but use the high tier polearm variants, so much better
despite having t5 armor
torn narwhal
actually exactly what im doing
mainly for aesthetics i dont have developed opinions on the polehammer variants
all of my kits are estoc + dagger as a base and then i have it sheathed in my polearm kits
wheat leaf
the only way i could improve that weapon is to get a inhale short variant high tier poleaxe with axehead, pointed beak, hooked butt-spike
but last time i tried it took like.. idk 200+ weapon spawns to get it
torn narwhal
i spammed to get my polehammer but it's not really based on optimisation.
wheat leaf
valid, i went for what gives me the most options in combat when i think about it
torn narwhal
i went with bec de corbeau because it made the most sense in armoured combat which is mainly what i used polehammers for ingame
torn narwhal
also the spiked talon because it matches
torn narwhal
Bec de corbeau?
4 spike hammer one side other side very long spiky
kind of interchangeable with lucerne hammer except those tend to have smaller rear spikes
wheat leaf
OH ok i know whatchu mean, ive only heard 'lucerne' for that style
good to know the distinction tho
plain token
whats the fence for
torn narwhal
lidigating a lot of these terms SUPER heavily isn't relaly worth it
they were regional in time period
wheat leaf
if you reaaaally wanted to get technical you could probably try for the hammer head thats rounded with a single middle spike
might be closer idk
torn narwhal
i like the spiked hammer side
my aesthetic opinion isn't based on like
shooting for a specific historical reference
it's just
i think is cool
slow condor
whats the fence for
Arena for the boss
plain token
Arena for the boss
how is it an arena
slow condor
how is it an arena
It opens after the boss dies
plain token
It opens after the boss dies
really?
torn narwhal
i wonder if there's some sort of nerdy distinction between tucks and estocs that could create room for pedantry in half sword
wheat leaf
i think is cool
this is the way
torn narwhal
darn they're the same
wheat leaf
its also wacky with the terminology cause not only is it several hundred years old but its also been translated back and forth half the time
native sierra
What is every one’s predictions for when they release it
wheat leaf
What is every one’s predictions for when they release it
one, MAYBE two
billion years
round stone
Just ripped his clothes bro
torn narwhal
What is every one’s predictions for when they release it
why yearn for the unknown when you can play silly free demo right now
native sierra
why yearn for the unknown when you can play silly free demo right now
I play every day yearning for more
torn narwhal
I play every day yearning for more
hiraezhez...
kindred cairn
that we're gonna be able to choose armor and stuff
but i just use enhancer to spawn those anyways
torn narwhal
i hope handedness is a feature
round stone
Willie started giving up too late
torn narwhal
handedness would actually heavily impact gameplay
kindred cairn
''handedness''?
round stone
Sí
kindred cairn
what is
''handednes''
you ragamuffin
man i love saying ragamuffin
it hits right
torn narwhal
''handedness''?
like...
well i guess the game already has handedness
more accurately im asking for an option to be left handed
torn narwhal
you can already do that SOMEWHAT it's just that it's not a fully supported thing
kindred cairn
yea yea since
torn narwhal
and offhand behaviour is really weird
torn narwhal
but they're close enough that making lefthandedness an option wouldnt be terribly difficult
reef vector
This game but demon slayer
reef vector
Willie started giving up too late
Brutal
kindred cairn
itd be kinda funny if they added japanese stuff to the game but thats too weeby
and kinda
off-setting
i assume
wheat leaf
torn narwhal
man i love saying ragamuffin
Grumbletonian, hedge-born knave.
I have done thy mother.
sick pollen
itd be kinda funny if they added japanese stuff to the game but thats too weeby
adding Japanese stuff to a game set in medieval Europe, specifically a fictional German province
kindred cairn
what languages are the G key voicelines for
what did i just blurt out bro
i meant what languages are the voicelines in once you press G
not surrendering
round stone
Is this a good photo, chat?
sick pollen
what languages are the G key voicelines for
English???
kindred cairn
oh?
sick pollen
Is this a good photo, chat?
Peak ❤️🩹
kindred cairn
i can never manage to figure out what they're saying
kindred cairn
Is this a good photo, chat?
brutal
sick pollen
i can never manage to figure out what they're saying
They just use old ass medieval slang is all
torn narwhal
i can never manage to figure out what they're saying
really ? it's pretty comprehensible
torn narwhal
They just use old ass medieval slang is all
it's not slang really
it's late middle english or early modern english idk enough to say
sick pollen
it's not slang really
Eh that's very true
torn narwhal
probably late middle english by some of the consonants
sick pollen
probably late middle english by some of the consonants
100%
wheat leaf
Peak ❤️🩹
says things like cuckold, let thee hand not be heavy upon me, dolt, wretch, raggamuffin, and my favorite, hedgeborn
reef vector
itd be kinda funny if they added japanese stuff to the game but thats too weeby
Weeby?
wheat leaf
weeaboo-y
torn narwhal
i wish this game would get translated to middle brezhoneg id be so hype
wheat leaf
bababooey
soft osprey
i can dream though
Actually, no. You’re not allowed to dream anymore
wheat leaf
didnt you read the rules
kindred cairn
thanks bro
torn narwhal
jokes on you i have vivid ass dreams every night
kindred cairn
Cuckold is exactly what i thought it would be
stray hill
do you guys think theres someone out there coding a vr port or nah
kindred cairn
everything has like an explanation and cuckold is just 5 words worth of one 😭
azure mirage
do you guys think theres someone out there coding a vr port or nah
no
torn narwhal
well tbf cuckhold in a middle englihs context doesnt imply fetishism
azure mirage
it's more of an insult
reef vector
Cuckold is exactly what i thought it would be
wheat leaf
a cuckhold in general is what it is, regardless of if its fetishism
azure mirage
yea
kindred cairn
but my favourite will always be..
azure mirage
what
kindred cairn
raggamuffin
torn narwhal
a cuckhold in general is what it is, regardless of if its fetishism
eh... in a modern context it kind of implies fetishism
azure mirage
rafamuffin
sick pollen
not everyones cup of tea ig
Not my personal pick
azure mirage
eh... in a modern context it kind of implies fetishism
modern
sick pollen
eh... in a modern context it kind of implies fetishism
Kinda, kinda not. Depends on the context
wheat leaf
certainly not mine
idk man some hotel chairs are pretty comfy, one had a lazyboy
azure mirage
cuckhold is still cuckhold
azure mirage
idk man some hotel chairs are pretty comfy, one had a lazyboy
oh my god
stray hill
idk man some hotel chairs are pretty comfy, one had a lazyboy
...you have me sold
stray hill
throw in a cup holder and we can make a deal actually
wheat leaf
business is boomin
kindred cairn
now we just need ''IM FEELING QUITE HUNGRYY'' as a battle cry
torn narwhal
thou art a horn-maddened cuckold. I hath sported with thy wife. A plague upon thee.
stray hill
i love peasant carnage because hucking knives across the arena is the 2nd most fun next to fist play
kindred cairn
beggar you mean?
sick pollen
i love peasant carnage because hucking knives across the arena is the 2nd most f...
I love stabbing people ❤️
kindred cairn
i love shanking people with the tiny knife in beggar carnage
stray hill
oh yeah its beggar
torn narwhal
i'd like carnage more were it call knifeplay
round stone
sick pollen
i love shanking people with the tiny knife in beggar carnage
It's either that or the medium knife, big knife is okay
kindred cairn
medium knife is PERFECT
wheat leaf
hedge-born is so good though, just to say someone is so broke they were born in a bush is crazy
kindred cairn
big knife is euhh
stray hill
big knife is the best once you learn weapon throwing
kindred cairn
hedge-born is so good though, just to say someone is so broke they were born in ...
exactly
im pretty horrible at the game i cant imagine weapon throwing
stray hill
go go gadget 50mph head remover
sick pollen
i mean atleast i dont flail
Real
placid coyote
I love stabbing people ❤️
stray hill
the way i learned to play was by using blunt weapons
wheat leaf
its like the phrase 'piss poor' or 'piss pot poor' it means someone so broke they sell urine to tanners and hideworkers, and pissPOT poor is too broke for a pot to use to sell it
stray hill
sharp weapons are too easy to flail
sick pollen
sharp weapons are too easy to flail
REAL
kindred cairn
i just cant land my hits acurately is all
torn narwhal
hedge-born. i do utterly abhor thee. my whole frame doth teem with disdain for thee. for thy kin. fie!
kindred cairn
i pray one day i will be like ovrdth bro's plays are majestic..
torn narwhal
(i was a theatre kid)
sick pollen
(i was a theatre kid)
👍
kindred cairn
i have had some great plays here and theree
wheat leaf
i just cant land my hits acurately is all
make sure you hold your mouse pointed straight, any tilt in how you hold it means not a straight line ingame
kindred cairn
i guess
sick pollen
hedge-born. i do utterly abhor thee. my whole frame doth teem with disdain for t...
Thou shall'th be taken to thee gallows before sundown
kindred cairn
make sure you hold your mouse pointed straight, any tilt in how you hold it mean...
like, the physical mouse..
impossible
stray hill
the only exception to my no sharp weapons rule is the chunky swords on commoner
kindred cairn
my hand auto-creates an arch
stray hill
theyre super fun to throw
torn narwhal
Thou shall'th be taken to thee gallows before sundown
i would not perish wert I hanged, for I am fashioned diversely
wheat leaf
my hand auto-creates an arch
me too i get it, i just say cause its something ive had to focus on to get better, especially in straight downward strikes
kindred cairn
just to be sure you mean like
the MOUSE
keep the WHEEL
straight
lets put it like that
stray hill
my hand auto-creates an arch
just find what works for u and find the rotation axis u wanna use
it normally goes
fingers
hand
elbow
whole arm
devout fjord
sick pollen
Watching Monty Python and the holy Grail rn, this shits peak
reef vector
Watching Monty Python and the holy Grail rn, this shits peak
This is #halfsword-chat-⚔
stray hill
i dont use my hand with my mouse, i control every movement with just my fingers
gives me finer inputs
wheat leaf
keep the mouse that you are holding in your hand at a roughly 90 degree angle ahead of you so that the movements you make are translated correctly, like if you hold the mouse at a angle but pull straight down, it reads a diagonal input
sick pollen
This is <#1043854764095582260>
Hey... It's mildly on topic... It's medieval I guess
That's kinda it, but that's GOTTA count for something
stray hill
keep the mouse that you are holding in your hand at a roughly 90 degree angle ah...
90 degree angle ahead? sideways?
is this some super strat ive missed out on
torn narwhal
who would win a man in armour worth the entirety of a modest fiefdom or a militaman with a really big hammer
kindred cairn
holding the ,ouse sideways is some hardcore stuff man
stray hill
who would win a man in armour worth the entirety of a modest fiefdom or a milita...
the whimsy of a giant hammer is unbeaten
devout fjord
plain token
i just found out you can win by snapping necks
sick pollen
who would win a man in armour worth the entirety of a modest fiefdom or a milita...
Hmmm...
torn narwhal
nvm guys the next one has a greatsword im cooked
wheat leaf
90 degree angle ahead? sideways?
sorry like i mean pointed straight on the table, like in line with your mouse movements
stray hill
greatsword is easy to counter they always swing left to right to start if you hold left mouse
kindred cairn
im pretty sure i won a round once by snapping somenes neck putting my sword behind his neck and just twisting
stray hill
sorry like i mean pointed straight on the table, like in line with your mouse mo...
oooohhhhh that makes more sense
wheat leaf
moving the mouse from the wrist vs from the shoulder is kinda what i mean
you want the latter
stray hill
i move the mouse from just my fingers
kindred cairn
god i hope this game doesnt have pvp
reef vector
im pretty sure i won a round once by snapping somenes neck putting my sword behi...
I once won a round because they knocked themselves out
stray hill
i dont even use my palm
kindred cairn
or atleast it has BALANCED pvp
stray hill
god i hope this game doesnt have pvp
splitscreen was tested wasnt it
kindred cairn
let me rephrase actually
wheat leaf
i move the mouse from just my fingers
oh neat ive never tried that, if it works it works
kindred cairn
i hope this game's community doesnt destroy itself
i mean metas are gonna literally just follow historical stuff
stray hill
oh neat ive never tried that, if it works it works
my sensitivity is CRAZY high at the cost of having barely any mouse movement at all, really helps with hitting gaps in armour/routing past blocks
i use my pinky and thumb for all X and Y movement, my index ring and middle do my finer inputs like swings
kindred cairn
im testing it out as we speak
not ingame per say just
schizophrenically moving my mouse around
that strat is crazy but it works ngl
stray hill
you kinda have to curl your pinky and thumb to move up and down
wheat leaf
i hope this game's community doesnt destroy itself
i dont think theres any fully planned online pvp, itd be really tough to make work with the realistic weapon speed vs even a little latency
stray hill
it should naturally retract the mouse if you curl them
kindred cairn
i wish ovr would make a playlist for
i wish there would be ANY playlist at all
to get better
round stone
Aight chat good night
kindred cairn
and not just ''dont flail or charge head on''
wheat leaf
my sensitivity is CRAZY high at the cost of having barely any mouse movement at ...
i personally run only around 800 dpi and then lower the ingame sensitivity to near 0
stray hill
i personally run only around 800 dpi and then lower the ingame sensitivity to ne...
i have no idea what mine is but its upward of 2k i can say that much
if i try to use my mouse with my elbow for a pivot my mouse will snap between both screens
wheat leaf
its whatever works best for you really not so much about a specific best sensitivity imo
astral raven
aye
kindred cairn
there are single edged blades in the game??
wheat leaf
if i try to use my mouse with my elbow for a pivot my mouse will snap between bo...
ngl when i put my dpi to 2500 and move it with my fingers like you say its a fairly similar speed/motion as 800 with my arm
stray hill
there are single edged blades in the game??
the commoner machete type ones are double edged????????
wheat leaf
there are single edged blades in the game??
falchions
stray hill
holy thank god i thought my life was a lie
stray hill
are you double click stabbing
kindred cairn
everytime i try to alt stab it doesnt work
for some reason
is there any difference?
astral raven
there is, double click is centered. alt comes at different angle
stray hill
ohhhhh
wheat leaf
single or doubleedge blade? no.
i like poles :)
azure mirage
hi
stray hill
single or doubleedge blade? no.
i like poles :)
is an axe not a single edged blade
astral raven
alt gives you more control but you have to be more experienced, double click is way slower but can be more accurate
wheat leaf
is there any difference?
holding alt puts you in a thrust stance to use w mouse movements, while double tap is a quick stab from any stance
kindred cairn
30 hours only in this game
stray hill
double clicking on two handers gives you jelly wrists tho
kindred cairn
OH so like
alt you have to move your mouse to thurst?
let me test this with knifeplay rq
astral raven
holding alt puts you in a thrust stance to use w mouse movements, while double t...
its not really quick because it takes longer for you to double click than press alt
kindred cairn
shank some people
stray hill
best to use alt and come in with your mouse moving over your shoulder to bring the blade down and through
wheat leaf
yee, hold alt and push the mouse up
works w up and down movements, side to side is the thrust stance positions
azure mirage
best to use alt and come in with your mouse moving over your shoulder to bring t...
yeah
astral raven
i get myy sword into a lower position ready to stab then use alt and move my mouse forward very quickly. so im in position before i press alt instead of the other way around
kindred cairn
swordplay and such
wheat leaf
i find double click to be better but both are good when used right
stray hill
i find double click to be better but both are good when used right
i like alt for two hand blades but thats just preference ig
kindred cairn
i cannot roundhouse
for the life of me
instead i invoke sparta's wrath and box it out
stray hill
i cannot roundhouse
spin your camera, space, cam to the ground and track your leg
neck shots are fatal too iirc
kindred cairn
ok alt IS bette
i just tested it out
you can easily just, grapple someone and shank them with your knife
as opposed to double click
wheat leaf
i like alt for two hand blades but thats just preference ig
2h swords yeah its usually more structured/accurate, polearms id say double click as you can do it from higher up stances
astral raven
cant ever send any clips because limit is 100mb
stray hill
peak knifedancing is kicking a knife at someone
only done it twice but it makes for a crazy clip
astral raven
yeah but having to go onto a website and then wait a minute for all that then redownload it, its just really tedious im not doing allat
shell bronze
astral raven
yes but if i got the game open then i gotta open a tab and all that dude, its just not worth it
for one clip
astral raven
?
shell bronze
gng i promise you that little shoulder tap is not that bad
stray hill
gng i promise you that little shoulder tap is not that bad
fainted at the sight of blood bruh
😭
kindred cairn
bro just hit the lights out
shell bronze
tonight halfsword chat will be forced to watch my red blade vanquish dumb willies in style
wheat leaf
gng i promise you that little shoulder tap is not that bad
he saw that parry and knew it'd only get worse
azure mirage
tonight halfsword chat will be forced to watch my red blade vanquish dumb willie...
the vampire blade
kindred cairn
i dont think half sword wants me to complete the baron again
lime cliff
this game is borderline unplayable rn
kindred cairn
man just pump the early acess out already my life is getting too empty bro
absolutely nothing to do
lime cliff
it keeps crashing with or without gore on
azure mirage
gore?
Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely
it's just blood
not gore
if keeps crashing do dx11
astral raven
Dude why does Willie just refuse to do certain stances half the time
kindred cairn
it still crashes with dx11 in settings
atleast you dont lose progress
ig
man ngl i wish ultimate challenge was a gamemode itself
abyss is so fuckin annoying
azure mirage
Dude why does Willie just refuse to do certain stances half the time
R.E.S.T.A.R.T
unless you don't mean what I think you mean
then idk
astral raven
R.E.S.T.A.R.T
Like the different guards you can do if you have the sword in a certain position
Sometimes he does them other times he doesn’t
lime cliff
Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood com...
dude ive done all of that it still crashes for the same reasons
shell bronze
you just gotta live with willie's noodle arms
faint crater
i've been using a shorter sword recently, it feels sm easier to parry cause i'm forced to actually make contact closer to the handguard. The sword i usually use is horrible at actually blocking the strikes, even when pushing against, if it isn't near your hands then like they just hit you.
azure mirage
you just gotta live with willie's noodle arms
yeah