#halfsword-chat-⚔
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krill issue
even for the baron
krill issue
get good baron
yeah but like what are the basics what keys do i need to press
i cnat just practice at being good at swordfighting and all of a sudden i can do a command grab from street fighter 2
on god
Why doesn’t the baron get a .50 cal :(
yea
a big bolt
Because hes a big boy
idk what to tell you dude
yeah i think it would be a longbow
cannon
me reloading a crossbow with a giant fucking stake
500 lbs drawweight
oh for sure a cannon
yeah but it needs to be grabbable
This is why he needs a .50 cal fr
A CANON
cannon
like unless you can drink peanut butter with a straw i dont think you can grab a cannon
WHAT
maybe yo ucan drive it but thats just a tank
??
that be me blunderbuss actually
the peasant with a rusty pitchfork watching as i drive through the fence and gate with a cannon
No
what what
gn chat
yea
night
imagine having a shotgun in the medieval era tho
how to i get hi smace?
the amount of people calling you a wizard or dragon
huh?
it wont let me unsheatg it
they wouldn't call you a wizard or dragon
they already had weaponry with gunpowder in some areas
cannon
yeah but theyd' like
u stupid
yesterday was
its a 1 week thing
be at elast a little surprised t hat you're h olding am iniature cannon that actually works pretty decently
no
they wouldn't be surprised
yes, that technology is new but it also comes later at that age
yo in the full release will there be multiplayer
yeah probably
not known, check #faq
*specifically this
local play is fine
early access will come with splitscreen
then multiplayer will be added after release
mordhau 2
yea basically
i wonder if they'll make first person more playable
wym
Turning up the FoV helps but all the head bobbing is nauseating after a while
Irl the eyes stabilize the image in half sword you get it raw
its through the willies third eye (middle of the face,) and is really unstable yeah
I want my willy unenlightened please
that's why you can't see through a couple of helmets
Yeah, big boys get big toys
Ragamuffin is NOT doing the stanky leg
fun fact: the direction your leg goes in when kicking depends on where you are looking, remember this so you can look down at people and stomp on their feet or kick them in the chest without spinning
i mean yeag
that's how kicking works in the game
spinning is just to get momentum
cro just threw the swrod to him like a souvenir
evening chat
does willie say "belnies" when pressing g or am i just imagining things
hey
he says voice lines if you press g
pretty sure there is a list of everything he says
yea
ikr
i couldnt find it in the list
it's somewhere in the pins
it sounds like he says "belnies"
Pursuer????
if it's not there, you're most likely imagining it
no dude i just heard it
maybe its new
what
repost
if yo urun and look up and then kick you can also kick your own back, dont know when this would be necessary but yeah
Question, what are you guy’s half sword play time?
~150 hours
45.9 hours
like 13 lol
Jesus
About the same😅
mind you there's people like @shell bronze , ~500+ hours
Yeah, each game got their own…
🤓
just thought he kinda looks like it (or not idfk)
45 hrs
wtf is my willie doing
no
Around 40
does that include the playtest?
eh
somewhere around 150hrs
including playtest 7
currently at 588hrs on demo, and had 830 on playtest before it was rudely stolen from us
Thats long
Thats very long
car
floppa
very long car
Got me by 300.
was there a difference between the playtest and the demo
just catch up XD
(i am a newbie)
I'm working on it! lol
the playtest was the showcase for the new combat system thats now in the demo
willie casually cutting thru metal
but it went through a bunch of changes some not so good
blood
like the left hand slipping from the weapon grip, which still isnt fixed
but it does allow for some different moves
Close to 100 I think
very good situational awareness
cut his ear off
how dare you
speaking badly of my boy barbute
pretty sure barbutes are italian

also like a 15th cenutry thing
Never said they were greek
But the similarity is there if that is true
i just dont think barbutes look very much like corinthian helms
Oh yeah sure they are similar
The shape of the opening
yet you cant see shit in it
litteral metal
considering the way that eye slits are the visibility in general is probably fine
peripheral vision is fucked though. probably less so than a visored sallet
since it's closer to the face
Yeah, and i don’t know if that is the purpose or not, but whenever i go into first person with the barbute helmet in half sword, i can’t see anything, only metal.
Yeah, they must surely be better than the other knight helmets
In terms of vision
Most knight helmets were like condoms by stopping daggers go into the visors
what
He said “Most knight helmets were like condoms by stopping daggers go into the visors”
i agree with this analogy
you
aren't helping
moai
what games do you usually play
im retiring from armour tier, now im just a humble combat instructor helping the next generation of willies train up
how do i throw knives properly
imo i hate armour tiers
like im not very precise at using weapons
so i cant just stab someone in the eye using Half Sword (PUBLIC DEMO) grip
so i just bash people's heads in until i either somehow hit them with the pommel or just give up, throw my weapon away and beat their head in
thats basically how it works really
This fucker beat the Baron as a beggar wtf
bro is flexing his teeth
This one would feel better for ya. It moves like a Great Sword
i think thats whats your supposed to do
well i dont like it
also quick question
how doi properly throw weapons
timing
no it has to be a wooden training sword otherwise i may end up injuring poor willie, after all im supposed to be training them 
Its just like hitting someone with a curtain rod. They'll be fine lol
genuinely the only way to kill no pain enemies is cutting off the their forehead cause wtf
why are his legs walking
🌪️
oh wait wrong server
commoner boss after devs nerf him
"Why don’t you smile more often"
My smile:
if im considered a nerf then god help people who come up against him 🙏 
Strategy, grand strategy and RTS mainly, with some RPG. age of empires, bannerlord, total war games. Those are my go to
semi-daily reminder that oct 31 is coming soon and big sword willie is coming to snatch your willies if you're not careful
g
why do no pain enemies walk around after cut in half
oooh really nice
don't ask me i don't use enhancer
guys how do i play wwe half sword with half sword enhancer
Maybe because you cut his spine in fucking half
Peter
The horse is here
gg auto parry
you cant blame autoparry for that one
i had it in the right place
that was ENTIRELY your fault
and it fucked me over
RIGHT SO WHY ARE HIS LEGS TAKING A STROLL
THEYRE NOT DEAD
HIS ARM IS ALSO WIGGLING ON THE GROUND
yeah they kind of just happens sometimes
hs enhancer?
It’s some nerves/reflex stuff i think
now hes just balacing
Same reason why frog legs shake when raw
hs enhancer is cool
when you want to make the enemy fight even tho they have no legs and one arm
Kaboom
H
ello, I really enjoyed your game – it's beautifully made. I was wondering if you could consider adding Turkish language support in the future. It would mean a lot to Turkish-speaking players. Thank you!"
rate my "zombies" i made with hs enhancer
i can translate it once the thing comes out
ive translated multiple stuff to turkish
like gwater2
and midis2jam2
what a cut
tho idk if the devs would want a random turkish teenager translating their game
halberd d kicks ass
most likely not
who up halving their sword
just done it m8
they'd mostly want someone of trust like someone with actual experience of translating
That would be great, thank you so much in advance for your help! We'd really appreciate your support with the Turkish translation

tho it will be like
idfk
when ea comes

if anyone ever played kcd2
When will we get half sword 2
if you're really committed you'll translate it to Anatolian Turkish
Kill lots of Willie’s. Practice
become a mace main
^
Are there any fellow small buhurt lovers here?
i like axe
i smack people to death more with axe than chopping them
i do ts with a mace
me when i do 2 translations and still dont qualify as a translator or whatever you call the people that localize games n shit
(as we speak i am localizing another game)
i mean okay
localiser
you're not a professional, you dont have vouchers or even a page for yourself
¯_(ツ)_/¯
you're just a dude that speaks Turkish and English
do they want professionals when you can not give someone money and theyll do the same thing with like one mistake
one mistake takes a lot to realize
and I doubt it'll be just 1 mistake
for sure more
mostly with how much content there's gonna be
and, they would've contacted you long ago
pretty sure there's translations being made for early access
can someone help me with spin kicks
¯_(ツ)_/¯
ngl the buckler kinda sucks
bru no one wanna help me
ask in more active houes
aim high, kick and spin
i mean i dont think turkish is their goal when like 5 players play
ummmmmmmmmmmmm
I have achieved my goal
you'd be surprised
brochacho when i do that it sends my camera low and i can't see shit mate
plus can't find the right momentum
turn off uh lock
?
how do i do that
z
nun happens when i press it
i set it as my slow down mode key in half sword enhanced but deleted the keybind from it
☹️
oh nvm
restarted the game
works again
are you sure
Hi guys
…
How do i do that?
It’s the way of saying hi in this server
I wanna spin fast
sensitivity
Ah
Thx
Now hit the griddy on him
Whats the most realistic settings (player dmg npc dmg lock on strength, those settings) so i feel like im in irl
I usually max out the lock on. I keep blood a touch high while gore just under half.
25/25
Huh
allows you to be a bit tankier than default settings
feels nice to play with because you won't die/bleed out from smaller/moderate cuts
Wdym 25/25?
25% to npc and player damage
Keep the damadge settings low
high makes everyone a glass cannon
Like 20% - 30%
Yeah
Alr thx
im new to the game and i love it
e
High sensitivity and high dpi, the higher your FPS the better as well
Im making yt videos about the game but the game will demonitize me
Did you finish the gauntlet mode ?
@sand herald mid fight but the kill itself i think you'll enjoy
No, ive only beaten the first boss 😭
I suck at the game so bad
Oh lol. Don't worry I came up to baron in like total 10 hours ingame 💀
only?
Holy shit lmao the head grab right off the decap is nuts
Then another 10 hours just for the ultimate challenge. (Yes I cheated at the end 👍 )
I got the game 2 days ago and im still on pesent
I guess so
Ooh ur a roblox scripter?
im a roblox animater and i know a itty bitty lua
Yup
Noice
I used to think half sword was underated but its fairly rated, i think it needs a little bit more popularity
Fr
Game is really good even right now
we need to gatekeep this game actually
i need ui disiegner for a horror game im making my friend can script and ui design but hes trash 😭
Yes
How i feel posting AI on #art-🎨
Whens the game coming out on steam?
i hate low quality vultures and posers
Ah. I'm so sorry man. I cannot do scripting in these days since the school started 😔.
Hmm ?
Same
people who join without respecting the culture or the scene and just stink up the whole fanbase
Fr
Ohh
any tips?
For conbat
who me
Usally pictures with blood is banned from servers but finally i can show off what ive done in this game 😭
Use the "S" button as much as possible lol 💀
Since I cannot parry much, I usually avoid the sharp things.
Hit Willie, HARD!
Whats “S” button do?
Is willie the npcs name?
Yeah
The best button.
It steps back 💪
huh
You do play the game with gamepad or something ?
battlemages fight
I play on a crappy laptop
Ah
Dead chat
Imma make a rec room game about half sword
Can you snap someones neck in the game by putting a long weapon around their neck and tugging or sum
Yeah
I think
Maybe
Never really managed to do so but would be cool if you could
I think you cant actually
Idk
you can but the conditions are specific
Is there a channel for putting ideas for game in?
Like?
Maybe. I somehow broke their legs + arms sometimes so it should be possible
Cool, i havent even gotten to breaking any bones yet 😅
Same
How do i get mods on game with steam?
maces do a good job if you aim for knees
Or the head
Lol, I don't even know how did I broke em 💀
I guess an oblique kick to the knee does the job
I was talking about breaking bones with bearhugging, tho i have broke bones like that
then it's difficult
Wait i think i misunderstood here, i thought this user here was mentioning breaking bones with bearhugs?
Thats my bad lol
Is there any idea when that huge amazing looking update will come out???? I'm desperate.
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
Patience is a virtue 🙂
Oooh this is cool
Ohhh. Yeah that does the job too
how do i get mods? (I got the game using steam)
nexus
Dang it
I only know how to use hs enhanced, you just gotta run it while playing half sword
Fr
but the other mods nah
Is there any footage of new combat?
sry for asking alot of questions, last on i swear last one. Whens the game releasing? (Exact month and day pls)
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
no official date know
I think combat is gonna remain mostly unchanged but the environments and new weapons will change how we fight
no
I gotta huh??
yeah proply
We only got the footage of crossbow usage I guess.
its gonna get delayed until like 2026 prob
it's not
On the 27th of Last Seed, the Year of Akatosh, 433.
On nexus mods, theres a mod named Half sword enhanced, in which its just a panel with modifications, in your files you must launch such program while you play half sword for it to work
the devs said it would be delayed
Ah
send me the message link 🙃
I hope the faction system becomes a full system and not just a slight buff. Jonesing to be a man-at-arms for the Holy Roman Empire and pretend I'm Henry of skallitz, envoy of lord hanush.
of course, I'll wait
hope so
ok here's my proof
yeah I expected you to know nothing
🙏
nice
If I had pic access I'd post this pic I have of Henry looking smug af
A valid proof fr
Youve got to be kidding me man. 2028???!?!?
fr
Do grab techniques work in the game or has that been patched in a physics update
cause i do remember some yt vids mentioning half of such techniques were killed in an update
still works
How do I reset my progress?
you can suplex people n stuff still
Sorta, in fist fights they are pretty useful, when your fighting I find "grabbing" is more so switching to half grip and grappling with the weapons
Thats cool
You gotta be a beast to slam people I haven't done it yet but I have done takedowns
For me it reset when I beat the ultimate challenge but I think that was a bug
If you look online you can delete your save data in the game files really easily to reset it
I only learned 1 technique in fist fights and it works really well, ends fights in a second but it isnt really fun
That being a roundhouse kick, but idk how to do a full on 360 degrees one, maybe a 90 or 180 degrees kick
Ofc im talking about the game here 😅
I replied to the wrong person but if you look slightly above this message I tried to explain it
Sweet mother of pearl
😲
Could you perhaps give me a tutorial on how to do this?
It's a pretty small team working in a pretty insane engine so give them some leeway
lol
Yandev could

Thank you very much guys, it worked
Yay
Epic embed fail Walter white gif
Omg that was cool fr. I'd break my own neck if I did this.
German suplex is insane
Bork lasnar
How the hell do you even manage to suplex
My Willie refuses to hold on, let alone pick someone up
He keeps letting go for no reason
Lol
try wearing the opponent out a bit before
so he cant resist
I literally get these dudes like one hit from ko and they still make me lose grip with atkeast one hand
I cant even lift a dude fully knocked out with both hands
Ok ye idk what to tell you
The best I've been able to do is swing someone around with one arm and toss them a few feet
What's the best sensitivity to play in first person?
not playing in 1st person

i mean i can teach you how to leg lock if u want
This person is using 0% player damage I just can’t prove it
or alot of blood setting
ngl but i was half-expecting the greatsword to bisect Willie
greatsword kinda sucks
militus is good at it though
it's still turning his insides into paste
i genuinely dont know why they moddeled organs
its not like they affect anything
because its cool
Intenstines used to come out sometimes.. they removed it since previous demo
i mean the heart and all
like go no pain enemies, stab a dude in the heart or lungs and tell me if he dies
Right, I feel they'll play a bigger part eventually
yeah cause stabbing is already so op i wish like stabbing certain spots had actual consequences
I hope we get an x-ray view to see the internal damage done
i mean you can camera mode
@shell bronze ive been trying to do slams like that but my willie lets go not even a second after grabbing them, any tips?
This game on vr would be fire. Any plans on that?
yeah but its finicky and hard to get underneath clothes etc. I just want atleast a diagram showing what bones have been broken etc
probably not
yeah
and i cant lift them more than an inch off the ground
broken bones are quite easy to notice though
Am I crazy for expecting we'd get early access or an update for nextfest. the crossbow preview was sick but I need more 
crossbow will lowk be meta
unless armour can absorb it
why does my guy let go of grabbing his willie like a second into the grab???
the full plate chest pieces will for sure, but lesser cross bows were made to penetrate armor for sure
at soldier if you get shot its over
for example
unless you use shield
Yes you are literally losing your marbles. If you search for them you will not find them. How did you even get out of the rubber room
Buckler vs crossbow... just dont miss
If it makes you feel any better, the testicles have a hitbox, though there isn't a model representing the hitzone
ik ive cut a guys testicles off once
spoilers 
is the crop harvest bountiful or poor in half sword?
Though in all seriousness, they likely want you to be able to see more than just a blank red texture when splitting a dude in half
its been on my mind for a bit
hpw the hell did clueless do that slam??? when i grab an enemy i cant lift them above my hips ata ll but he got them all the way to his shoulders
A lot of practice
it doesnt help that when i grab my guy lerts go in less than a second
or theyre fighting for money cause theyre poor
sup
id assume for power
you are a peasant trying to gain ranks in the ring
WHY DOES MY GRAB LET GO AS SOON AS I GRAB
money and power status i guess
your grip is poor
Firmly GRASP IT! -Patrick
you need to grab a good spot!!!
plentiful crop harvests is the only lore that i need
how is grabbing his lat a good spot but grabbing his leg not??? im pretty sure i could wrap around a leg and stay on it much easy than a smooth lat
dont ask me ask the game physics
our grip strength is relatively low regardless so some things dont make much sense sometimes
but we make do with what we have!!!
okay i just had him on perfect opposite sides of the hips and one hand let go but not the other
this hsit is busted
every time i run i fall over ? why?
Guys, I can't upload vids, but I just killed the soldier boss without an arm and I just used my legs
yo when is the full game release
aight tysm
european format 😡
im cooked
y
love when it goes smoothly
The baron should put taxes on everyone that buys the half sword early access except me
👍
half sword EA release tomorrow!!!!!!!
halfsword EA becomes the new half life 3
half sword 3
when do we get full sword
no
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
no no no, that's the half sword release, i'm wondering when we get the full sword
never
Wsg guys! 😄
hi yon
😔
as u should
i got a suggestion but its a bit of a stretch
ive never seen a medieval slasher in the modern era feature fights with animals
i was playing colloseum on the playstation 2, and that has some wolves and lions in it. elephant boss battle even.
I predict that content creators will most likely get early access this month, and we get it mid ~ early november
W prediction???
i dobut it
Dang
I always play first person lol
actually?
No
Ew
o
Is chat dead or is my internet dead
Good evening, and goodnight my friends
Half Sword if it was EA:
“Let not thy microtransactions be heavy upon my wallet”
$5 half sword dollars for ultra rare purple Willie skin
grind 7000 hours for commoner short sword
you know, for that sense of pride and accomplishment
the best weapon you can get without paying is one commoner sword and if you die you lose it and have to actually pay for it
Gaijin Half Sword:
“Ok we will let you progress to baron class but the grind is literally going to take over a hundred thousand years and we are going to dangle premium weapons in front of your face. Oh and the servers suck.”
OH THE HORROR
ubisoft half sword
Go my bug 🐞 🪲 🪲 🐛 🪲 🐞 🐞 🪲 🐛
it crashes after a minute
usually
was playing spoilance and 1 of the willys punched another willy, the mf literally tried helping the downed willy up 😭
they are becoming self aware
willpy want shovel
please tell me it doesnt always run at 10fps 🥹
Video is laggier
How the hell do yoi play the game at this fps
You get used to it, and I use a slow mo mod
thats hard to explain
Which mod
HS Enchancer
I use that
lo
Lol
Idk why i asked that question
Who wants to hear a story
me!
Alr imma DM u it
I feel bad for this Willie
Never feel bad for willie
we need a pity contest between willies vs players and see who has suffered more
there should be a kill count feature for the new menu once early access comes
100 thouand willies killed and half sword games drops a nuke on a city or something
Lmao
definitely more willies have been killed
a
how do u do that 😭
@shell bronze got two especially wild clips
lmao
I became real comfortable with high sens/dpi gameplay and I was killing time waiting for my pre workout to kick in
o
he's also just built differently
correcto
I need to try this sometime, so much crazy stuff you can do with high sensitivity
hey guys i have a question
Betting $50 on EA releasing mid December
no
$20 on mid November
$70 on late December
im putting 200$ on mid november
oh for sure
does any one still have the abyss version before it got merged
The only thing that stopped this game from being peak was the fact that every drop of blood was super detailed no matter the setting due to the way it worked
HS is a AAAA game, it cant be sold for anything less than 120 dollars.
Distribution of old builds isn’t allowed in the server
ok🙁
the pollaxe buttspike with the hook is so fucking good
it actually stabs into people unlike all the other ones
It’s a whole new world
I won 4 t3 fights before I got cut in half lol
I won 7 of them by doing this crap
I get my hands cut when I do that
They spawned me in every time naked so I had to go with the Punch Out method
This is why you need a sword to do it
Me and what sword
how do i play half sword
You must half your sword
-# || the keybinds are in the settings ||
step 1: aquire half of a sword
step 2: ?
step 3: profit
oh and I recommend lowering your mouse sensitivity to control your sword better
T3?
This game but demon slayer
huh
Tier 3
Medieval Neo
Commoner
What is the point of using say a sickle instead of the pitch fork
the sickel is awesome
its super light
and can slice like an axe
but if you have a sickle and fight a GodFork good luck
just parry it
expedition 33 mentioned
2 hand it and push it up then you have access to the delicious willie
i am growing
good stuff
i am honored thank you mr clueless
dx12 spotted
nothing like a fucked up knee to get time again to take the rust off of my halfsword skills
better for fps
oh that is interesting, do you play dx11?
no
against these shield types if you want to practice precision try hitting them on the shoulder area
if the smoke looks this good
imagine if the Half sword devs make a game about like Napoleonic wars
how do you downward slash so precisely? i try but my sword keeps wobbling and hitting their knees or feet
you get a feel for it
practice with training dummy
What’s the polearm with all the spikes on it called? You can only get it as militia or as a soldier
plancon
And there’s like two cersions
my wife
the Plancon
One with more spikes than the other
you bang a spike pike?
one with multiple small ones
i prefer this one
both have there pros and cons
the small one does considerably less damage
indeed
but more spike
the big one does more damage
but less spike
the small one is easier to bind
due to more spike
the candlestick of rapid decomposition
Yeah I think I prefer the one with more spikes, maybe
One or the other
lol I love how you can just slice people in half with just a sword
the small one is not my fav, but i use it the most
You can only get it as militia or a soldier, right?
u can use the half sword to put around a willies neck and shear their head off
its a personal favorite of mine for armored enemies
how are yall posting videos
level up
damn
it works a lot of the time
you just have to shimmy it into their neck
it's kind of inconsistent if they have a standard
yes but its easy to get through
technically works but feels like a cheap strat in that it's kind of just exploiting that the AI is REALLY bad in clashes
they kind of just flail uselessly
I like it because what would you do in that situation irl lol
probably not nothing
do whatever it takes to make sure you're the one upright and your opponent on his back
both of them would be on the floor
wrestling with rondels
if it was 100% a historical fight
ive noticed I'm really good with longsword with heavily armored enemies but I just use the polearms because people say they're better
if you half sworded and put your weapon behind the enemies' back realistically you'd be stabbed 47 times with a rondel while you useless try to shimmy through their standard/coif
if for some reason you both remained upright
which is a big if
true
its funny thjats it
😿
I remeber an npc did it to me one time
and thats how I learned it
i just cut willie's butt off
with halberd
me when im in a liking dih challenge and my opponent uses a shield
Im sorry, what?
read it again duh
did you know if you stab willie and hold e with your sword he will fling across the map
No
try it
brought my bevorless t7 loadout into t8 and immedaitely got stabbed in the face
Oof
Real
what is bevorless
no no what is bevorless
Idk
bevorless
i want to hear a story
K ill DM u
so yknow what a bevor is
imagine
not having that
what is bevor
thing below helmet
piece of armour protecting the chin and throat
ohhh okay thanks
like gorget but partial face covering
does anyone know if the devs are planning on adding a bone deformation mechanic or smth?
these are nasty renaissance era words
haha noembed perms
😢
embed fail
straight up aura farming all over willie 2
I LOVE HALF SWORD 
we LOVE half sword
almost done
i came
do you think the peasants in t8 brave stand knew waht they were signing up for
they will do anything in this economy
typical old english spelling error, the ad said "4 willies needed for 1 night" not one knight
they
are paid actors
i didnt like that combo, do another one
?
im goofin, i couldnt do brave stand that smooth or that fast
i like half swording and pushing the tip of the blade into the neck of my opponent
it is cathartic methinks
a repost wow
shame
am i doing a good job of being a clueless beater
in your opinion, should the half sword devs focus on other timelines when Half sword as a game is done and they make sequels?
like a Samurai one, Viking one, and then like a Middle east one or whatever.
whens the full game coming out
Mf started stumbling, and hit his head on the corner... damn
paid early access will come out in Q4 2025 (Last 3 months of the year) unless it gets delayed. No official date known
full game release date isn't known
no updates?
unless u mean the sneak peeks
that was the steamfest
there was gonna be a steamfest game version but never released, so we got 7 days of sneak peeks
bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Why is willie looking at me like I just stabbed him in the face? Smh
I think bro is japenese
tsk tsk tsk, like it's your fault or sum
fr he needs to chill
can't say
i trust them to make it fun regardless
Bro napping like he pays the bills
big news though, the alt swings we go back and forth on ARE better.. in a very small circumstantial way exclusively with polearms
no release date step bro's?
he won't be playing soccer any time sooon
lol
blud will not be reading any good books anytime soon
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