halfsword-chat-⚔

[shell bronze]

it's a crouching ukenagashi parry

[thin hawk]

i am waitin boss

[shell bronze]

failed this one and hit his throat instead

let me keep trying

[thin hawk]

i have 22 hours and i did only one time

its kinda hard to split head in one vertical swing

[shell bronze]

i can do it easily but i'm specifically trying to do it from the parry you're asking me to do

[thin hawk]

ngl that was so smooth

[thin hawk]

ayoooo i did it

my sword is stuck in his head lol

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429350629561733140/A0B7321.MP4?ex=68f5d202&is=68f48082&hm=391bcea53a151949f46539d82ac65e8b38ca876b8ca83e5beea6d96bc6ec4dae&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429332006138810548/67A43E1.MP4?ex=68f5c0a9&is=68f46f29&hm=56a1fbe01f543bb43af514d970b18058d3f5e59d4cadd593917555c3f1cc0e48&
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429338332311322674/3A01B21.MP4?ex=68f5c68e&is=68f4750e&hm=bbd165555196aa82f215aaf1e9841fd52fcfbcb0a773e4ed32ebb8b605ac6905&

yeah it's hard to actually proc

[thin hawk]

i think problem is after parrying there wont be enough brute force to split head

but maybe i am wrong

[shell bronze]

there is

but i don't have the clips on hand rn

too lazy to search

[thin hawk]

what is the best way to parry in game like general i am still bad at it

[thin hawk]

and i dont wanna rely on slow mo all the time

[shell bronze]

read the ai and exercise good weapon control

[placid coyote]

thats a lot of blade

[placid coyote]

how much of the parrying is done by willie

[thin hawk]

even if i block the attack tip of the blades still slice me a bit

[shell bronze]

not a lot

[placid coyote]

ive heard he moves his arms by himself sometimes

[shell bronze]

he does it to accommodate

but it's still 99% player

[placid coyote]

I dont know how to move my mouse in order to parry

[thin hawk]

when the game fully releases how is online gonna work

or there will be online ?

[shell bronze]

no online

local splitscreen

[shell bronze]

get a feel for it

go to commoner with longsword and turn player damage down

[thin hawk]

never or at the start ?

[shell bronze]

@thin hawk

[shell bronze]

not their main priority but it is under consideration

[thin hawk]

woaaah

[shell bronze]

parkinsons gameplay

[humble iris]

i have never heard that dismember sound

what

[wheat leaf]

the bardiche? sorry late reply i was grabbin din din

[thin hawk]

ahhh i was gonna smack my friend in game

[shell bronze]

the more you know

[shell bronze]

use steam remote play

[thin hawk]

maybe that will work u right

[barren vine]

muhuh....

??

[wheat leaf]

its aight

[thin hawk]

but online would be really cool with this game

[wheat leaf]

poleaxe is my baby tho

[thin hawk]

fo sure

[shell bronze]

daily kendo men strike

[barren vine]

yeah

bardiche

[humble iris]

all polearms are GARBAGE!

[barren vine]

its way better

[humble iris]

revert back to longswords

[wheat leaf]

think of how fast some ppl can land attacks, then think of pairing that with even like 80 ms of latency

[faint crater]

💦

[humble iris]

i want to play 50v50 buhurts online with the server region being in timbuktu

is that so hard to ask for...

[faint crater]

my computer would explode

[thin hawk]

maybe a few more servers in reigons can fix problem

[shell bronze]

server-mandated max blood btw

[thin hawk]

50-60 latency is good enough

[faint crater]

there are servers that could run that. but like only nasa

[humble iris]

if you dont have a nasa super computer, what are you doing with your life

[placid coyote]

thanks

[humble iris]

just buy a nasa super computer

easy peasy

[faint crater]

50v50 ue5 is so fucking horrible for Squad, I can't imagine the performance on halfsword.

[thin hawk]

not like 50v50 but 10v10 is good enough

[humble iris]

1 frame perhaps a second

[faint crater]

10v10 would go wild

[wheat leaf]

id personally try like 49v49, itd run better that way

[faint crater]

competition 10v10 matches

[tough geode]

how come in the demo when i fight the 2nd boss i just get my bare fists nothing on ground?

[faint crater]

Wild cool strats would be developed

[wheat leaf]

youll have to start counting in seconds per frame instead

[thin hawk]

i think 1v1 and 5v5 10v10 is great range for this game

[humble iris]

second 39 on frame 3

[thin hawk]

i bet there will be lots of lobies in 1v1 for sure

[humble iris]

10v10 is pushing it

some people barely run buhurt

[tough geode]

how come in the demo when i fight the 2nd boss i just get my bare fists nothing on ground?
anyone kno

[wheat leaf]

5v5 is pushing it

[faint crater]

i have no clue what typa servers they would even have access to though...

[wheat leaf]

wrong reply point stands

[shell bronze]

select tier 2

some polite minimalist gameplay

[humble iris]

yeah that too 😭

[faint crater]

meeee

buhurt is like 25 frames

[thin hawk]

you think ?

[faint crater]

😭

[humble iris]

commoner buhurt needs to exist!!!!

[faint crater]

yes

[thin hawk]

i think with enough optimization it can happen

[humble iris]

give me meatbags in a 3v3

[faint crater]

gang warrr

[wheat leaf]

like whats the most Willies you fight in the ultimate challenge at once, 4-5? that already has this world renown fatal error crash

[thin hawk]

game will definetly run smoother in offical relase for sure

[humble iris]

i havent played uc in like

forever

i dont remember the last time i even played gauntlet

[wheat leaf]

beat it once and moved on

[humble iris]

exactly 😭

[tough geode]

where do i do this

[thin hawk]

okey maybe 10v10 online is a dream

but 5v5 is not man

[humble iris]

5v5 in plated armor

[wheat leaf]

5v5 seems... plausible

[humble iris]

yeah you wont get above 3 frames

[wheat leaf]

ill take a 1v5

[shell bronze]

buhurt except everybody (i mean EVERYBODY) can catch these hands

(loadout selector makes your hbs slime you out)

[shell bronze]

1v5 just posted

[primal carbon]

Guys an important distinction on PvP is that the PC won't have to calculate the AI. So that'd improve performance a bit I think

[wheat leaf]

[thin hawk]

our friends after relase gonna have a tournament in 1v1

anybody care to join ?

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[wheat leaf]

wouldnt that have like the same impact as removing voicelines for performance

aka none

[thin hawk]

there will be 3 tiers in our tournamnet

fist fight, no armor just weopon, all free

[humble iris]

pvp is gonna be so janky without armor

whoever can get the cut first wins

ok wait thats basically the entire point

nevermind that but its still gonna be janky

[wheat leaf]

i think i'd rather experience a 140+ ms latency game of fistfight than perfect quality

itd just be funnier

[thin hawk]

in real life if someone slices your shoulder you cant continue fight so its realistic tho

[humble iris]

rubber band into roundhouse kick

peak strat

[wheat leaf]

didnt even visually register to the victim, just a sudden bodily spazz out then death

[humble iris]

truth!!!

[thin hawk]

but me

i built diffrent

[wheat leaf]

nah see when i got slashed in the shoulder with a 8 pound bardiche i kept going

[humble iris]

yeah your getting your arm chopped off

[thin hawk]

i ll use my arm as a weapon then

[humble iris]

woah

that smart

reuse and recycle

[ocean pecan]

anyone know the insta kill strat?

[thin hawk]

i am pretty sure if i stick my arm bone to someone throat that will be fatal blow

[shell bronze]

polehammer was pmo to use so i had to return to my natural state

[humble iris]

kill them

but like

instantly

[ocean pecan]

close

[thin hawk]

just swing

[shell bronze]

ok enough armored combat

[humble iris]

armored combat STINKS!

i like my meatbags vulnerable

[thin hawk]

i like light armor combat but no armor is perfect

[humble iris]

commoner best tier

[thin hawk]

fo sure

if only they had spiked spears

[thin hawk]

...

[shell bronze]

undere my watchful eye they are all vulnerable

[thin hawk]

what is the best sword in commoner

in your opinions

i mean like sharpest

or all of them are same

[humble iris]

the thick one

[ocean pecan]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[thin hawk]

i feel like some swords are bit more sharp then others but cant sure

[ocean pecan]

insta kill strat

[wheat leaf]

poleaxe, switch stances, position it right, double click lmb

[humble iris]

no

i dont think so

[humble iris]

ermmmmmmmm

hes not dead

[thin hawk]

it feels like when i use a certain sword with a single swing not a fast one i slice them in half

[humble iris]

hes just surrendering!

[ocean pecan]

imo, the best weapon is either the axe or the ak

[shell bronze]

longest and biggest one

[wheat leaf]

THE AK?

bro when we get the strap

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/frodo-keep-your-secrets-alright-then-lotr-gif-12907121

[ocean pecan]

disarm

[shell bronze]

i got nicked by his sword that fight so i elected not to post the rest

[wheat leaf]

save yourself the honor ofc

[humble iris]

clip ruin after getting slight damage

[humble iris]

got kicked and it hurt? SCRAPPED

[ocean pecan]

what's your favortite class (like beggar etc) to play as

[humble iris]

commoner

[wheat leaf]

idk why but its like the poleaxe just stabs right where you want it to in alt stance

[sand herald]

😵‍💫

[shell bronze]

bro get tf off of me

jesus

[tight pond]

11 crashes within 10 minutes.

[shell bronze]

commoner vs the world

[shell bronze]

on god

[tight pond]

I can't stand this. I know I should wait but bloody hell man.

[wheat leaf]

ill keep a clip with a lil bit of damage, so long as it doesnt flinch or effect the combo

[ocean pecan]

i hate long rangers who js get lucky shots and my character js flops like a lil wimp

devs need to add a gun

[tight pond]

How close to EA are we?

[wheat leaf]

tomorrow right?

[humble iris]

close

[primal carbon]

Seriously?

[ocean pecan]

in under 1 year

[ocean pecan]

yes

[wheat leaf]

anytime from now to dec 31st, they just said enjoy the weekend as today's supposed to be the last day of the countdown or smth

[humble iris]

EA release in an hour, stop spreading misinformation

[ocean pecan]

tmrw is in 1 hour for me

its almsot 23:00 (11pm)

[humble iris]

oh

me too

2 minutes away

same idea

[wheat leaf]

goober buy me the game in the future and ill pay you back

[humble iris]

pay me back tenfold

[primal carbon]

Anyone wanna link a source for the EA time?

[wheat leaf]

its only 8 pm for me im tryna play it in the past

TENFOLD

I CANT FOLD A BILL THAT MANY TIMES

[humble iris]

twofold

[wheat leaf]

you get a 3 dolla bill and some newports

final offer

[hybrid gale]

i have to wait like 12 more hours

[ocean pecan]

#early-access

[humble iris]

can i have a paper clip and a passport

[wheat leaf]

you can have paper folded into a paper clip

[humble iris]

thats sick

ill take that

[ocean pecan]

my opp cut my nose off and then i died? wth

[humble iris]

what are you going to breathe out of without a nose

[wheat leaf]

typical last words in 1495 AD

[ocean pecan]

voldemort

[humble iris]

yeah!

[ocean pecan]

abyss needs to be removed

[shell bronze]

xd

[placid coyote]

its almost ahlloween

[hybrid gale]

i just love ahlloween

[tight pond]

I doubt it.

[hybrid gale]

favorite holiday

[wheat leaf]

can you believe it! ahlloween, just a week away

just in a week!

[shell bronze]

lmao fodder

[neat crow]

Heyyy @little verge can you like set our expectations for tmrw's teaser? Is it gonna be pretty big or more casual?

[hybrid gale]

i cant wait for ahlloween

[shell bronze]

mcwonder harassment will not be tolerated around these parts

[wheat leaf]

baliff, whack his pp

[neat crow]

By pretty big i dont mean the EA btw lol

[tight pond]

How the hell do you wield weapons like that

[humble iris]

pretty soon we can shoot at cannon fodder with cannons!!!

[tight pond]

I can only swing left right and stab

That was some stylish stuff.

[placid coyote]

you can switch holds

[hybrid gale]

it takes practise

[placid coyote]

with x

[shell bronze]

press x

switch handws

[wheat leaf]

get the timing right and it looks cool

[tight pond]

That I do but it never looks cool like that

[placid coyote]

you need tot ime it well

[tight pond]

Ah.

[wheat leaf]

the longer the pole the more the weapons momentum will act like a buffer and make it smoother

[placid coyote]

its like switching your hold while swinging it over your head

something like that

[tight pond]

So pole arms?

Spears?

[placid coyote]

yes where one arms farther out than the other

duoble handed weaopons

[humble iris]

yeeeeouch

[wheat leaf]

the billhook can hit full rotations, not sure if any others can

[tight pond]

God that's so cool. Wish it showed an input display so I could practice it.

[placid coyote]

you swing it over your head and switch your hold

[shell bronze]

2 good hits is all you need

[placid coyote]

I think thats the gist of it

[wheat leaf]

Try the bill hook specifically and just mess with the timing when you hit x while pulling back it doesn’t take a whole lot of practice but does take time to make really good

[wheat leaf]

Idk if anyone else has better recommendations but I find the bill hook to be the smoothest and easiest to do flourish-y swings with

[sand herald]

Fantastic assist from the fence

[faint crater]

i played some yesrfday its fun

[tight pond]

Swing switch swing here?

[placid coyote]

Im not sure if switching works with swords

unless it does

[mental kelp]

It does

but it wasnt here

[shell bronze]

@tight pond @wheat leaf you can also do it with big plancon and the long voulge

[placid coyote]

are you using mods at all

[humble iris]

switching with swords only changes which hand is above the other

[placid coyote]

thanks

[shell bronze]

you mean active status effects or just mods in general

[humble iris]

the alt switch allows for better left diagonal strikes (i think)

[placid coyote]

in general

[shell bronze]

i use loadout selector and trainer to get weapons

[humble iris]

but its too much of a burden to actually get any real use in the heat of the battle

[mental kelp]

robotic ass clip holy

[shell bronze]

yeah it's not a part of any actual moves

i never use it

the only time i hand switch is to go one handed in my left so i can style on people

[tight pond]

Ooooooooooh that's my favourite weapon in the whole game.

[humble iris]

plancon............

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940803290042601512/1399923792415031390/togif.gif

[hasty bone]

ive got a question, how does the thrust keybind work?

[placid coyote]

0

[humble iris]

O

[wheat leaf]

holding alt puts you in a thrust stance for mouse movements, double click gives a quick thrust

[shell bronze]

it's op

this thing is op too

[hasty bone]

I tried and it just like freaked my hands out

[wheat leaf]

double clicking LMB i mena

[placid coyote]

I like to double click and then use alt

[wheat leaf]

i use double click almost exclusively

[humble iris]

we love the bardiche

[ember flame]

bro wth is Fechtbucher

[shell bronze]

back to poleaxe action

[placid coyote]

a game apparently

[humble iris]

i need a federschwert and i need it NOW!!!

[shell bronze]

200 bucks vro

[humble iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1210317758730997801/1341445191319425024/retep1.gif

Yeah ok

[tight pond]

Holy shit that thing has weight

[faint crater]

what is trainer, does it have much better weapon spawn than enhancer? enhancer doesnt have everything

[shell bronze]

trainer has even less

i just use it because it's simple and out of the way

[tight pond]

How do you achieve this motion?

[azure mirage]

practice

maybe

[shell bronze]

press x at the top of the swing

[faint crater]

ah

[wheat leaf]

ill make a lil demonstration if i can which weapon you want me to do it w

[shell bronze]

lmao @ fodder

[faint crater]

yeah the heavy voulge

[faint crater]

i be using it against top tier in commoner

[shell bronze]

back to sword action

[faint crater]

that was SMOOOOOTH

[shell bronze]

3/7 hs7 in the chat

life is good

[wheat leaf]

who are all 7?

[faint crater]

i forgot that i'm supposed to be getting better so i can post clips to the competition at the end of the month

or whenever it is

[shell bronze]

militus, jls, m00, me, fizzlepop, goofy (fraud), and jhs

[naive holly]

Militus in the chat where

Need some baseball in my life tn

[shell bronze]

it's not his hours

[naive holly]

Oh i see you were just listing everyone

I gotta headache dont mind me

[tight pond]

Plancon

It won't let me record with Geforce Experience ;-;

[steep wharf]

Nvida app is what you should use now just letting you know

[tight pond]

There's an app now?

[steep wharf]

Yeah

lets you record, update graphics driver

[shell bronze]

i got you

[tight pond]

Damn, you're able to pull it off flawlessly

[sand herald]

The one taps are always nice

[shell bronze]

you have to let it complete the cycle and flow properly

forcing it to move any faster will make it catch or jank up

[tight pond]

There's way more tech in this game then I gave it credit for. I'm extremely interested now.

[shell bronze]

that's the nature of manual combat

[sand herald]

Wait until you start finding out about spins

[shell bronze]

there's grapple and spins too

[sand herald]

If you're willing to play with extremely high dpi and sens, you can push spinning to its extremes

^

[tight pond]

Omg it's John Halfsword

From Half Sword.

[shell bronze]

esteemed member of hs7 and the fan-favorite

the king of bullshit

[sand herald]

LOL

It is I

[tight pond]

.......... Is that a gun!?

[sand herald]

I only use it when I have to

[tight pond]

People modding this game early?

[shell bronze]

yes

[sand herald]

yeah

[shell bronze]

my inner militus came out to play

[tight pond]

Ah I can't post clips. ;-;

I kinda got the hang of it.

[tight pond]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

[sand herald]

Classic

[tight pond]

I can't send clips ugh ;-;

[wheat leaf]

wasnt sure how else to show it but heres 3 clips in slowmo to kinda show when exactly i initiate the switch

[steep wharf]

I enjoy knifes in this game too much

[steep wharf]

What is used to mod the game?

[jolly nexus]

I love using Nebenhut, one of my favorite guards.

[tight pond]

Is there something that I have to agree to for me to upload clips?

[wheat leaf]

i like using it to parry in an upward motion, then swing straight down to the head

[faint crater]

i like this one too

but its

nvm

[shell bronze]

@sand herald

[shell bronze]

talk a bit in the server and get level 2

[shell bronze]

4/7 hs7 in the chat

[sand herald]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-gif-12955705329524728485

[tight pond]

PFFFFFFFFFFFT how in the

This game just becomes a whole new experience once you figure out the swinging and spinning tech.

[tight pond]

Greatsword?

[shell bronze]

wolverine ass move

[wheat leaf]

greatsword doesnt require switchstance but ill see if i can do some flourishy stuff lol

[shell bronze]

greatsword also falls under militus' jurisdiction

[wheat leaf]

wheres that baseball buddy guy when you need him

[sand herald]

My own version of the Half Sword Trainer Mod, but you can do a lot with the original Half Sword Trainer Mod as well as Half Sword Enhancer

[shell bronze]

he's one of the few people who manages to use that jankstick to its fullest potential

[wind charm]

the ground is the best weapon

[wheat leaf]

i was pretty good with it a while ago it was my first go-to, havent used any 2h swords since then really

[steep wharf]

My game just crashed in the ultimate challenge ;-;

[shell bronze]

turn blood off

play dx11

[steep wharf]

But i like the blood

[tight pond]

I got the motion down but my character keeps looking up. ;-;

[wheat leaf]

this is an old clip w the greatsword, a bit flail-ey compared to my current style

[faint crater]

is this default vanilla and enhancer settings ?

[small glen]

only cool people have custom loadouts (tis is a joke)

[wind charm]

default, i aint no cheater

[faint crater]

type shitttt

[shell bronze]

unless the mods are your gimmick (jhs) hs7 players are all real OG gangstas

no cheats

[faint crater]

guess a lot of strength in the wrestling comes from speed you move

been tryna learn

[azure mirage]

hola

[shell bronze]

stunning them also helps

[faint crater]

hi

[faint crater]

yeah

[azure mirage]

hruuu

[faint crater]

sleepy 😪 but have color project due in the AM

i'm cooked

i havent started the proj

[small glen]

when they make the EA and add customization and hair, you need make your character balding

[wind charm]

way back in the pre gore playtest build

[shell bronze]

the fuckass dust cloud

[faint crater]

hahaha

[shell bronze]

that man has not cleaned the armor since the day it was passed down to him

[sand herald]

Without a doubt

[sand herald]

https://tenor.com/view/bring-it-lets-go-come-on-okay-come-at-me-bro-gif-13541314

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/coughing-fit-cough-gif-15015770

[tight pond]

So After I reach the highest rank can I go back without getting demoted?

[shell bronze]

wake me up when fodder learns when to give up

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/powerslap-slap-ko-knockout-slap-huge-slap-big-slap-gif-7471918422486227772

[wind charm]

the buckler twirls of hopelessness 😭

[near garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-meme-tiktok-trend-khaby-mechanism-khaby-lame-mechanism-gif-14013412814055246026

[small glen]

you got injured = bad clip

[shell bronze]

he was actually trying to cast a spell

[near garnet]

he was casting fireball

[wind charm]

theres a clip for that

[mental kelp]

yea but not in the clip

before the clip

I only posted cuz it was a cool grapple finish

[near garnet]

evil flying axe

[small glen]

buckler mains doing anything but using it as a shield

[near garnet]

doing fuck all except blocking with it

[wind charm]

it used to be much more prominent

[faint crater]

real

[azure mirage]

ouch

[shell bronze]

shield users try not to be fodder

[near garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/arriba-gif-12324188786972117417

[small glen]

guys, ima spit some facts real quick

there is no such thing as a shield main, because no one is that mentally ill. But its fun to use

[azure mirage]

I've literally been doing nothing all day

played tarkov a lot

[faint crater]

felt

[azure mirage]

and um

[faint crater]

that was my friday

[azure mirage]

been watching peppa pig lowkey

[faint crater]

type shit

[azure mirage]

was watching xavier renegade angel while I was showering

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/yanqing-star-rail-honkai-honkai-star-rail-gif-27466692

lookin ass

[azure mirage]

first shower of the month

💪

[near garnet]

YOU ARE ON TRIAL FOR BEING ON TRIAL

[sand herald]

🌬️

[near garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-lebron-james-tuff-cold-ts-pmo-gif-2883041776783082694

[wheat leaf]

yeah naw im no good w the greatsword anymore cant get any good demonstrations 😅

[near garnet]

When you lowkey beat the baron first try so you HIGHkey turn into a khaby lame mechanism

https://tenor.com/view/dark-meme-tiktok-trend-khaby-mechanism-khaby-lame-mechanism-gif-14013412814055246026

[faint crater]

last of the year!!!

[shell bronze]

head clip

[azure mirage]

on good

[tight pond]

It's okay. What about the big hammer?

[near garnet]

I AM A ROCK I AM AN ISLAAAAAAND

[small glen]

i remember why i hate shields

[near garnet]

lobotomy

[tight pond]

Is this on the latest build? I never saw the head like that

[azure mirage]

how do people hate shields

[small glen]

for some reason, your sword loves to either hit your own shield or it gets stuck

[small glen]

i meant using it

[shell bronze]

thrust fail

[faint crater]

long sword

[azure mirage]

ummm it's demo

[near garnet]

insane parry

[sand herald]

Helping him get over the fence

[tight pond]

You really are the bullshit man

Finding insane shit

[near garnet]

kind halfsword player helps crippled willie jump fence

[azure mirage]

what

[sand herald]

Check this out

[small glen]

Pro league gamer footage of shield main (I never fucking use this thing, this is the 3rd total time)

[near garnet]

REF THIS HAS TO BE ILLEGAL

[wheat leaf]

like one of these?

[tight pond]

Did you just... kick the spear at him!?

[weak osprey]

W halfsword player

[tight pond]

No, that's a mace. I meant more like the ones that have a thick, long handle with a hammer on the end of it.

[small glen]

ayo!?!?1

[near garnet]

W speed

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-picks-up-water-speed-irl-stream-reaction-gif-9814325023742374348

[shell bronze]

the average skill level in chat is so high rn i could weep

[azure mirage]

looks really good

[wheat leaf]

like this?

(dont mind the mess)

[tight pond]

Yeah that one!

[wheat leaf]

ill see what it do

[azure mirage]

oh my god

[tight pond]

How did you spawn that many weapons!?

[azure mirage]

HS enhancer

probably

https://github.com/lambor590/Half-Sword-Enhancer

or find in nexus

[tight pond]

How do you fight bums without weapons at high rank for practice? I always end up fighting them armoured. ;-;

[azure mirage]

huh?

[shell bronze]

he really didn't want to give up

[shell bronze]

loadout selector

[tight pond]

Like this clip

[sand herald]

Dayum...

[shy fossil]

why sword urpal

[shell bronze]

what

[azure mirage]

they both have weapons

and it's not high rank

[shell bronze]

i'm fighting commoner v commoner

[tight pond]

How do you chose who you fight against?

[azure mirage]

you dont

[tight pond]

Oh.

[azure mirage]

oh actually

you can just use free mode

[shell bronze]

free mode + mods

[azure mirage]

yeah

[shell bronze]

fight whoever using whatever

[tight pond]

I hope these get added as features for base game.

[azure mirage]

probably

[near garnet]

Anyone else remember MkX

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-mortal-kombat-x-scorpion-gif-17997833

[shell bronze]

i fight bums with armor too

[sand herald]

Lmao

[tight pond]

Funnest MK game I've ever played

[near garnet]

i loved playing leatherface

he was like my main

[faint crater]

gonna make a beat outta those helmet hits

[tight pond]

Jason helped me learn the game. Then I picked Kahn.

[near garnet]

Jason had an easy to learn moveset

He had a close attack and a ranged

on slasher

[tight pond]

I know, I used him to help me learn how the game worked.

I also main him cause it's the coolest rendition of Jason in any fighting game

[near garnet]

i played lot of pursuer jason

[azure mirage]

what even is the last message in #🧠rot

that's a ban reason

[near garnet]

and pretty woman leatherface

[azure mirage]

lowkey

[tight pond]

Why am I able to break my own neck in class select?

[near garnet]

funnies

[faint crater]

yeah i'm lowkey gonna hold g irl (joke)

[sand herald]

holy shit lol

[near garnet]

MODS HANG HIM

GALLOWS

NOW

[shell bronze]

tf

[azure mirage]

do u c what i mean

i have no mouth and I must ard

[vital perch]

good morning chat

[azure mirage]

mornin

[faint crater]

all these gmt+ people

[sand herald]

🕊️

[faint crater]

bye byeee

[azure mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429684589084934286/caption.gif

[sleek valve]

i wonder if vr ever comes to half sword how would the player damage be handled

[azure mirage]

no

[faint crater]

SO REAL

[sleek valve]

the whole charm of half sword is you can fall afterall............

[faint crater]

cause obvioisly evereyone in the server lives in the us in my head for me

[azure mirage]

i love in the other corner of the world

so my timezone stands more

[river girder]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[faint crater]

🦃 🦃 🎆 🎇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦃🔥⭐️⭐️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦃

our national bird shoulda been the turkey js

[dim nebula]

how do i get golden armor guy

[sleek valve]

i love the fact that despite my country is in asia, theres only one hema place but theres NO kendo

i think

[vital perch]

mods

[azure mirage]

what

free mode and play as the highest rank after you beat the Baron in the gauntlet

[jolly nexus]

you get as reward for buying the early access

[vital perch]

oh yeah that too

[azure mirage]

don't listen to this John he's a little special*

[azure mirage]

no

[shell bronze]

feint fail

[vital perch]

go john yourself

[azure mirage]

THREAT

BAN HIM

[vital perch]

it's for buying the half sword battlepass

[shell bronze]

there's like 3 johns

[azure mirage]

yeah I realized

[vital perch]

i dont see a problem

[sand herald]

What a sequence

[azure mirage]

@desert gull gonna be upset

rowy did you go nonverbal again

[faint crater]

mmm 😋

[azure mirage]

oml

[faint crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1425557550757052416/Willie_Da_Worm.gif

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428801654869725416/twearking.gif

[wheat leaf]

the fuck did i come back to

[vital perch]

morning

[azure mirage]

i don't wanna know

i was answering a guy on the feedback channel

[warped apex]

His cousin is in on it

[wheat leaf]

i went to try and get some clips to help a guy

[warped apex]

And how did that go

[azure mirage]

left with 0 clips and 200 megabytes in his trash can

[wheat leaf]

i got carried away and now i got like a dozen and a half clips of me pummeling willies with zero damage and infinite consciousness

[wheat leaf]

the goal was to demonstrate using stance switches for defense as well as offense but the AI like to only halfsword rush

[velvet halo]

whats a good custom wepon pack

or a wepon

[vital perch]

@restive barn 's weapon packs

he's my goat for making modded weapons

[azure mirage]

he's a goat

he's in my goat farm

[jolly nexus]

he's oat

[velvet halo]

i have that

which one

[vital perch]

that's what i'm saying

[vital perch]

all of them

[velvet halo]

wepon

swords

i dont see anysword ones

[vital perch]

ask him to make a sword for you then

[finite cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1175958540725256244/1428384524567314563/togif.gif

[vital perch]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[velvet halo]

i dont think he will

[vital perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1428354754882306151/1428357296127475753/EbFgyMBi.gif

[vital perch]

ask him

[finite cypress]

im watching your show

[velvet halo]

@restive barn can you make me a blue sword and make me fight teir 3 people and make the clothes blje

blue

[velvet halo]

good

[finite cypress]

im on the blowing bubbles episode

[velvet halo]

https://tenor.com/view/frozen2-disney-olaf-thats-normal-normal-gif-25928003

[vital perch]

guess what you leveled up

[finite cypress]

woohoo

[velvet halo]

can you make it a long sword

[vital perch]

you're better than like 80% of the server

[jolly nexus]

congrats you're now a peasant

[vital perch]

but better

[jolly nexus]

pinkies are beggars

[finite cypress]

says the peasant

[faint crater]

fuckin pinkies

[jolly nexus]

red ones are peasants

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002450851962556489/1409770340736958495/ezgif-3057470420d62d.gif

[faint crater]

truna steal our land

[vital perch]

fuck pinks

all my homies hate pinks

[jolly nexus]

and Purple and pink are commoners

[shell bronze]

red is commoner

no role is beggar

peasant is pink

[vital perch]

the white ones are

[jolly nexus]

oh yeah

forgot about this one

[shell bronze]

rich commoner is purple

[azure mirage]

rich commoner

[faint crater]

im a lower class

damn

[azure mirage]

yeah

[shell bronze]

because they still hold no power and therefore cannot be classified as militia

[vital perch]

all of us are 😔

[faint crater]

this fick ass baron is ruining the exonomy

[shell bronze]

halfcord is an oligarchy where the common people get abused by those higher up (me) and they will do NOTHING about it

[bitter delta]

is the play test not available now?

[shell bronze]

it got merged into demo

[faint crater]

that's why we agree witj yiur ideals unquestioned

[vital perch]

only the demo

[shell bronze]

download n play that

[shell bronze]

you know what happens if you don't

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807285387604393984/1096960139992498236/togif.gif

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-admins-mods-meme-trying-to-be-nice-gif-27433902

[vital perch]

@soft osprey type shit

[shell bronze]

unlike moai i am principled in my evil ways

[faint crater]

its how we get radicalized

[shell bronze]

bingo!

[vital perch]

you still are evil

[jolly nexus]

fr

[shell bronze]

i am a villain not a monster

[vital perch]

anti-hero

[faint crater]

average favism pupelone

omg

i' cannot type

[shell bronze]

i'

[azure mirage]

i'

[vital perch]

i'

[jolly nexus]

i'

[faint crater]

😢

[vital perch]

you ruined it

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002450851962556489/1422132662654468107/ezgif-2de9dd4453594d.gif

[vital perch]

mods burn him

[azure mirage]

late majority

[faint crater]

what one starts, one gets to finish

[shell bronze]

false

what one starts, i get to finish

[faint crater]

you shoulds saif something like

[azure mirage]

I finish before starting

[faint crater]

if one rolls a roxk, the hill determines its destination

[wheat leaf]

yo are you still around it took me a fat minute but i got some clips of the hammer lol

[faint crater]

lemme fond a better one

[shell bronze]

survival instincts

[azure mirage]

fond

[azure mirage]

dude it makes me cry

[faint crater]

https://tenor.com/view/pondering-pondering-my-orb-my-orb-orb-pondering-my-pondering-my-orb-orb-gif-24060364

[jolly nexus]

Survival Instincts of a rock

[faint crater]

this is honesty so tugf

[azure mirage]

do you guys like my pmc

this might be the wrong channel

[vital perch]

how the devs feel reading #halfsword-chat-⚔ but not talking at all

[vital perch]

what was the game's name

[river girder]

what kinda sword is that

[faint crater]

takov

[azure mirage]

o great above hath no mercy for below

[azure mirage]

takov

[vital perch]

that's half sword 2

[azure mirage]

i guess

[azure mirage]

early access

[vital perch]

ty

[azure mirage]

Escape from Tarkov

[jolly nexus]

what kind of hand cannon is that

[river girder]

aw looks sick cant wait

[azure mirage]

irs the crossbow

but realistically it's the ks 23

[vital perch]

but better

[azure mirage]

has a bullet like twice as big as a 12/70 gauge

[jolly nexus]

police crossbow

[vital perch]

arent those slugs

[faint crater]

mmm 23mm

motherlands round

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-reads-chat-cat-eating-cat-stare-stare-cat-cat-looking-gif-18206828986708283356

[acoustic delta]

is the The Cellar Beneath Gottfried’s Inn just supposed to be fight club

lmao

[shell bronze]

is this half sword chat

[shell bronze]

yes

[vital perch]

number 1 rule of fight club

[faint crater]

im takin it ovee!

[vital perch]

don't talk about fight club

[acoustic delta]

mb g

[shell bronze]

you will be put down

[vital perch]

you're forgiven

[azure mirage]

no

m

[jolly nexus]

erm guys this is half sword chat 🤓

[azure mirage]

there's slugs and shells

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/ilkka-alanwake-alan-wake-ilkkavilli-ilkka-villi-gif-2630542062964929161

[azure mirage]

I'll go to general

too stink

[shell bronze]

yes acktuallie

this is half sword chat sweetie ❤️

[faint crater]

i'm being radicalizrd againdt the oligarchy!

rise witj me, we congregate in general chat and will march to the steps of their castle

[onyx iris]

do you guys think the ultimate challenge or abyss mode is harder?

[vital perch]

abyss gives you healing when dealing damage , ultimate challenge doesn't

pretty sure the answer is obvious

[shell bronze]

abyss also gives you more grace for equipment spawns

[onyx iris]

in abyss I get jumped from behind

[vital perch]

stay alert on your feet

[shell bronze]

just check behind you once in a while

[languid nest]

in abyss i always end up getting the glitch where an invisible force drags you away

[vital perch]

that's actually the mods from half cord

[languid nest]

especially when i get a good run going

[vital perch]

trust

[languid nest]

well tell them to knock it off

[vital perch]

@shell bronze you heard him

[shell bronze]

that's moai's doing

[shy fossil]

this gotta be one of the cleanest down the middle cut i've ever did

[weak osprey]

Those are the souls of the willies who endured the abyss

[weak osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sad-break-in-half-upset-gif-8957735

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[weak osprey]

Bruh

[onyx iris]

I make machiens to hurt people 😎

[azure mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sad-break-in-half-upset-gif-8957735

[jolly nexus]

I kinda regret having 300 hours of that game

[velvet halo]

do you guys hold shift when you swing i feel like it makes me slower

[vital perch]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[jolly nexus]

Teardown is actually more satisfying

hold up guys

[vital perch]

got this one too

[jolly nexus]

i got like 500 hours

sometimes i do some tank battles and stuff

[shy fossil]

i have certain regrets

[jolly nexus]

damn

[vital perch]

based

[shy fossil]

warden main through and through

[wheat leaf]

few clips w the 2h hammer, doing stance changes for practical and defensive purposes mostly, trying to always control or block the opponent. doesnt look quite as flashy tho

[vital perch]

try to stagger less , looks more stylish

[wheat leaf]

like less pauses between strikes/moves?

[sturdy vale]

is there a way to make helmets a little less obtrusive in first person

[clever laurel]

how are we fine gentle men doing on this fine day

[velvet halo]

should i hold shift when im swinging i feel like it makes my swinging slower

[azure mirage]

no

[sturdy vale]

drats, I like first person more than third !!!

[vital perch]

shift is for dodging/running , don't use it if it's unnecessary

[velvet halo]

oh

[wheat leaf]

i thought shift was like putting you in stance, supposed to hold it while fighting

[vital perch]

i mean you're not wrong but you're not right either

[shell bronze]

remember kids halloween is soon

[vital perch]

i use shift to do quick combos in succession with a mace and dodging but other than that i don't really use it

[shell bronze]

big sword willie is coming to snatch your willies

[velvet moss]

I feel like the smoke needs to shoot out more

[vital perch]

also known as moai

[velvet halo]

john sama do you hold shift when you are swinging

your sword

[wheat leaf]

i use it all the time unless reason not to

[shell bronze]

i don't think shift makes a difference considering his playstyle

[sand herald]

i'm typically always holding shift whenever i play

[shell bronze]

hollywood ass block

[shy fossil]

that was indeed very bollywood

[river girder]

i usually hold shift but i play very footworky back and forth, helps with kicks too

ive been told it hogs stamina to swing with it but i can never tell

[vital perch]

example of when i use shift

[shell bronze]

holding shift does nothing for stamina until you move

[azure mirage]

why is it 144p

[shell bronze]

looks fine to me

[river girder]

thank you for clearing that up kendo-baron

[shell bronze]

my phone reposts are the same quality

[shell bronze]

doitashimashite, pinkie-san

[mental kelp]

English only channel please

[shell bronze]

rules for thee not for me

shoo

[shy fossil]

i didn't need that hand anyways

[faint crater]

me when willie has a axe axe

the big one

[shell bronze]

the shit sleepyboi wanted you to do

rip him tbh he was a fun presence

[faint crater]

wait

[shy fossil]

got an axe catch the other day

[faint crater]

what

what happened

[vital perch]

explain server lore

[shell bronze]

not here any more

[faint crater]

why

[shell bronze]

not moderator action

[azure mirage]

who was sleepyboi again

was it the really weird German dude

[shell bronze]

i think it was something about vencord/better discord

he didn't want to get rid of it

[shy fossil]

i'm not frequent enough to know the lore, who is this guy

[faint crater]

this was yesterdy no?

[shell bronze]

no

september

[azure mirage]

what

[shell bronze]

just an old regular

[azure mirage]

just a dude that kept saying the plançon wasn't a plançon

[faint crater]

im goofin

[faint crater]

i remember tbis

[azure mirage]

he kept on saying weird German stuff that didn't make sense most of the time

[velvet halo]

hes stupid

[shy fossil]

there was a guy banned yesterday, i think, if that's what you're thinking about

[azure mirage]

yeah

[faint crater]

i am

[velvet halo]

cause hes clueless

[azure mirage]

@$eal

yeah seal got banned

[faint crater]

yepa

[shell bronze]

he also insisted on the fuckass hollywood block and kept trying to get players to do things the hard way

but he was a fun guy

[azure mirage]

LOL

[azure mirage]

he was mental at some moments

[shell bronze]

we're all a little quirky

but he stayed out of trouble

[shy fossil]

skizo players are the best

[azure mirage]

arguing with him felt like my peak

[azure mirage]

eh kind of

[faint crater]

heh

[shell bronze]

his only warn on record was for the betterdiscord thing

[azure mirage]

sentenced to play in hakuga

[faint crater]

https://tenor.com/view/sexy-frog-dance-gaming-weird-gif-17193090

[shy fossil]

fun

[shell bronze]

and that's when he left

[faint crater]

freaky frog

[azure mirage]

he said he needed vencord to see messages clearly because he was colorblind or something

[faint crater]

sam gellaitry

[vital perch]

chat rate breakfast

[shell bronze]

bs tbh

discord can be black n white

[faint crater]

WAIT IS RHAR A GRILLED CHEESE MADE IN A MCAHINE

TEAXH ME

[jolly nexus]

Can i have one??

[faint crater]

no its egg

im ducking stupid

[shell bronze]

the minion cup is crazy

[jolly nexus]

actually fire

[faint crater]

its ftire asfuck

[shy fossil]

cool minion cup

[restive barn]

yes, yes i can

[vital perch]

gotta aura farm even at breakfast

[shell bronze]

it's 1am i should put my carne asada in the oven

[shy fossil]

whoops, meant to remove that clip

[shell bronze]

and reheat the yellow rice

[jolly nexus]

i got a lego batman one

[velvet halo]

thank you chrome sama

[vital perch]

cup reveal?

wait

[velvet halo]

dont forget im japansese

[jolly nexus]

yessir

[shy fossil]

i think i have a jurassic park one sitting around here somewhere

[faint crater]

i jsut lost my sandal

[azure mirage]

i mean yeah... every possible text on the screen was a different color

[vital perch]

NONO GLASS PICS

[restive barn]

though ill have u to be more specific

[languid nest]

this fight was like the half sword equivalent of that feeling when you miss a step while walking down the stairs

[velvet halo]

ok blue sword

[restive barn]

how long is the blue sword?

how reflective is the blue blade?

[velvet halo]

long as a long soword

uh

[restive barn]

what colro is the crossguard?

[faint crater]

ik what u mean

[velvet halo]

uh

[shy fossil]

funy

[vital perch]

an eye for balls

[velvet halo]

is the crossguard the thing you grip

i want it black

[azure mirage]

@balmy kite i fw the pfp twin

[faint crater]

autism

[velvet halo]

very reflective

[restive barn]

no the crossguard is that thing above the grip that protects ur fingees

[azure mirage]

oû

[velvet halo]

black

stikll

still

[balmy kite]

don't know where this came from but thanks

[restive barn]

alr gimme a sec

[velvet halo]

wait

ima show you how long

[azure mirage]

just saw ur tag appear for a sec and liked ur pfp!!

[velvet halo]

its gonna be

[azure mirage]

what

[faint crater]

what does this mean twin

[azure mirage]

idk

[faint crater]

oui?

[restive barn]

he talking about his sword com

[azure mirage]

no